Live from Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York
Pyro blasts.. get it? Blasts?... Pyro blasts and we're on the air!
Zach Davis: Blast is off to a hot start already, look at those fireworks!
Freddy Whoa: What's that? I'm being told something is happening back there!
We cut from the announcers and we're in the parking lot when a long stretch limo pulls up. The back door opens. Torture steps out dripping from head to toe in a fresh ass suit followed closely by his assistant Seth Colt. They each get a small bag handed to them by the limo driver from the trunk and walk passed the camera to the back doors of the arena.
Freddy Whoa: Oooooohhh yeah!!!
Zach Davis: Torture is here! Torture is IN the building!
The camera then cuts to Seth Lerch in his office/locker room with two boxing trainers who are coaching him as he spars.
Zach Davis: Lerch is taking this serious, and he's going to have to!
Freddy Whoa: I don't know what Seth has up his sleeve but he's going to need to pull out all the stops against Torture tonight!
The camera cuts back to the announcers.
Hardcore Title Match
Teo del Sol vs Andre Holmes
Madison Square Garden, the most famous arena in the entire world, has been filled with die hard WCF fans under the New York City brand of New York. The cameras pan around the local audience members waving their signs, going crazy over some camera time. It reverts back to Freddy Whoa and Zach Davis sat behind the announce table ready to call the action.
Freddy Whoa: Welcome back from our messages and tonight we’re kicking off Blast with a traditional WCF Hardcore Championship match featuring Teo Del Sol against Andre Holmes. If I’m counting correctly, this is his sixth title defense before Ultimate Showdown and a win against Teo Del Sol will secure a spot in the match to become World Champion!
Zach Davis: Yes Freddy but what if Andre keeps true to his word? The WCF Hardcore Championship goal of beating Torture’s reign and holding the record for longest reigning champion in all of WCF history. He’s beaten Odin Balfore, Vinnie Jones, Adam Young and many more under his reign.
Freddy Whoa: However, Teo Del Sol has defeated Andre Holmes for the WCF People’s Championship but now the stage is different. We are seeing a more vicious Teo Del Sol returning with a mission to restore honor to the championships of WCF. He’s even being the referee for the World Championship later tonight so what happens if Andre incapacitates him?!
Zach Davis: Teo is one of the most fighting athletes in the world. He will not let Andre ruin his chance to set things straight in the World Title match. This is a fight between two men who both have a mission in their goals. Let’s go over to Kyle Steel who is inside the ring waiting to begin with the introductions.
The camera switches over to the inside of the WCF ring. In the middle stands Kyle Steel holding a microphone under his chin with a smile on his face wearing his usual black tuxedo. Given the cue to begin with the introductions, he raises the microphone up to his lips to call it.
Ding Ding Ding!
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen! This is our opening match of the evening and it is a hardcore match for the WCF Hardcore Championship!
“Kickstart My Heart” by Motley Crue immediately plays around MSG cuing the lights to flash around the audience in series of gold and white. Teo Del Sol walks out pushing out a cart filled with light tubes, singapore cane sticks, metal pipes and a black bag in the middle. Standing center stage, the audience are in love to see their favourite luchadore waving his hand in the air!
He pushes the cart down the entrance path but also touches a few fans’ hands stretched out from behind the barricade. A look on his face definitely tells he wants to become WCF Hardcore Champion and complete his mission. Parking the cart by the northern section of the ring, Teo walks back over to the steel steps. He climbs up the steps then walks along the apron.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing in at 180 pounds. He is Teo Del Sol!
Wearing blue jeans with gold flames, and wrestling boots. Teo moves through the ropes then runs down over to his corner leaping onto the middle turnbuckles. He raises his arms up, Teo receiving the crazy reaction from the fans at ringside until he drops down onto the mat.
Zach Davis: The longest reigning WCF People’s Champion and former WCF Internet Champion. It has been a while since Teo Del Sol was in a hardcore match. The last match of this kind was against Kyle Kemp in a ‘Fans Bring The Weapons Match’. It’s going to be very interesting how he copes especially against Andre Holmes who has grown.
Once his music fades away, he turns around to face his back against the turnbuckles. Warming up as he doesn’t take his eyes away from the entrance stage. Teo Del Sol appreciates the huge support, the cheers of the fans. It keeps driving him.
Freddy Whoa: How will Teo cope with the WCF Hardcore Championship especially with his refereeing position in the main event? He hasn’t stepped foot in a ring for quite some time let alone a championship match. However, he still has a win over Andre Holmes. This is his chance to secure another one again.
The lights in the MSG shut off completely letting the titantron reveal grey colored video clips of Andre Holmes preparing backstage. “Relentless” by New Years Day takes off letting all lights flash and dance around the entire audience. Stepping out from the back is Andre Holmes having his leather hoodie over his head and the WCF Hardcore Championship belt tightly wrapped around his waist.
He walks down the entrance path with the spotlight following him. His eyes locked onto Teo with every step in his walk until he stops to bow down. The lyrics, “Tear Me Down...It Won’t Build You Up.”, are heard where he removes the top of his hoodie and executes a primal scream in that lone wolf stance. A flash of white fireworks explodes from the stage behind him and all lights return to normal.
Kyle Steel: Introducing his opponent! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is the WCF Hardcore Champion, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Andre stops before the cart of weapons brought out by Teo examining it. He smirks before hopping onto the apron then standing on the middle turnbuckle outside the ropes. Smoke engulfs him from below and a spotlight emerges while the background is in darkness to produce his silhouette of raising the championship. Once the lights are back on, he points at Teo.
Freddy Whoa: They say after his defeat of Crazy J, Andre has become an unstoppable force in the hardcore division to where he has claimed it as his own. This goes against everything Teo stands for but when you’re at the top of your world, who is to stop you? Andre wants to make sure his gets his revenge win!
The lights return to normal and his music fades away especially when he takes off his hoodie tossing it to ringside. He unstraps the belt from around his waist, hands it to the referee and is shown off to the MSG audience. Both Teo and Andre are staring each other down, warming up in their respective corners as the referee hands the belt to ringside crew.
Zach Davis: You notice that Teo is currently unmasked, it is a sign of honor. However, he is very prepared to go to war to Andre Holmes. Andre Holmes, Teo Del Sol, hardcore match for the WCF Hardcore Championship! Here we go!
Ding Ding Ding!
Both competitors leave their corners and circle the ring. This is a match of two signature styles. Teo Del Sol bringing in the classic Luchadore while Andre rivals with an MMA influence. As they meet inside the center of the ring, they lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Teo posseses the height advantage while Andre takes the weight by far. It ends up a in a temporary stalemate.
Crowd: LET’S GO TEO! ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO TEO! ANDRE HOLMES!
Teo shoves his opponent’s head in a quick Side Headlock wrenching down his right around the temple. Sweeping him right off the mat, both of them land down on the canvas. Quickly, Andre wraps his legs around his throat pulling him into a Scissors Choke where the referee checks in on the submission. Teo rolls around on his knees, slamming both his hands down on the mat!
Freddy Whoa: You can already see the technical agility of both men working to get the upper hand in the feeling out process of the match. Andre Holmes is a technical high flyer with MMA influence while Teo Del Sol offers a more luchadore high flying aspect. Keep your eyes open ladies and gentlemen!
Teo goes into a handstand while Andre sits up on the mat wondering what the hell is doing. He tips forward putting all of his bodyweight on Holmes thus the pin attempt is set for the referee to count!
Already bridging back up to their feet and twisting around back to back before Holmes drops forward onto his knees. He slings Teo over his back to his shoulders thus completing a Backslide Pin attempt!
Teo kicks out then rolls backwards onto his feet. Both men back up to their feet where Teo ducks under a thrown clothesline then makes his way to the ropes. The rebound throws him back into Andre as he leaps off the mat to wrap his legs around his neck then rolls him down to the canvas with a Hurricanrana!
Zach Davis: Hurricanrana by Teo Del Sol! Great agility by the challenger but Andre is already back up!
Teo turns around, he gets Arm Dragged over his body into the mat. He stands up after the roll and his right arm grabbed by Andre who launches him into the ropes. Off the rebound, he ducks under another clothesline thrown at his direction running into the opposing ropes. Boing! The return let's Andre attempt a Back Body Drop but Teo flips over landing on his feet!
Andre turns around and sees Teo leaping sideways off the mat for a Dropkick but his quick reaction timing makes him move to the side. Sol lands on the mat chest first bouncing to stand on his knees where he ducks a thrown Roundhouse Kick into his head. He hooks his right arm between his legs and rolls him down to his shoulders for a Roll Up pin attempt!
Zach Davis: Quick roll up after he missed the Roundhouse Kick!
Andre rolls backwards onto his feet then charges forward in a sprint. He leaps backwards off the mat for a Standing Shooting Star Press but Teo rolls out of the way letting the champion eat canvas. Both men are back up where Teo throws a kick caught by Andre then spins him around. The velocity of the spin lets Teo leap in the air for a Spinning Wheel Kick of his signature!
Freddy Whoa: Habanero Hurric- no! Andre ducks it!
The luchadores right leg finds nothing but air until he gets swept off the mat with a Leg Kick into his ankle. Standing on his right knee, Andre quickly sidesteps onto his left leg before shooting out his right leg attempting to end the match early with a Thrust Kick!
Zach Davis: Thrust Kic- No!
Teo catches the right leg then pushes him back to gain distance for him to stand up. The two fierce competitors just walk up and simultaneously clock each other in the right temple with a double Roundhouse Kick into the head! They back off towards the ropes leaning against it and the current stalemate lets the audience applaud them for that sequence!
Freddy Whoa: As I said before ladies and gentlemen, don’t blink! You can’t miss the action between two agile cruiserweights especially in a match like this!
When they return to the center of the ring, Andre catches Teo with a right Elbow Shot into his head followed by another Elbow Shot into the neck. He holds onto the right arm before launching Teo into the ropes. Off the rebound, a good Dropkick powers him into the canvas then Andre gets back up to help him back to his feet.
Freddy Whoa: Andre Holmes’ style is a methodical fast paced beatdown of an opponent. He likes to ensure he beats them down so bad, they can never get up again.
Teo suffers a harsh Spinning Back Kick into the ribs bending him over for Andre to secure his right arm around the neck. Tights held in his grasp, he lifts him vertically upside down then drops down on his back for a Suplex. He quickly floats over on top of his chest with the leg hooked in his grasp for the pin!
No point. The kick out has been made and Andre is getting impatient. Taking into the mount position, he ground and pounds him with Elbows into the head despite whether Teo covers up or not. Andre then takes the right arm and locks it in between his legs while lying down at his right side applying the Armbar submission hold.
Zach Davis: The Armbar! One of his submission holds he likes to use. Andre has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, trained by the famous Nogueira brothers in Brazil.
Teo finds himself in a bad predicament. Andre’s lock on his right arm in the submission is nearly tearing him apart. He rolls over onto his knees pinning the champion on his shoulders to temporarily break the submission.
Andre kicks out letting Teo stand on his feet again. This time, Teo eats a vicious body kick in the ribs bending him over again which gives the champion enough time to run into the ropes. Unfortunately, he gets Dropkicked by Sol shoving his body to ringside. Andre crashes down on the ringside. There are no countout rules in a Hardcore Match so anything is bound to happen!
Crowd: LET’S GO TEO! LET’S GO TEO! LET’S GO TEO! LET’S GO TEO!
Zach Davis: A sick Dropkick leaves Andre Holmes on the outside! Better get ready because Teo Del Sol is looking to fly!
He runs to the ropes behind them then rebounds to the ropes where Andre is near. Diving through the top and middle rope, their bodies collide thus both men are down on the ringside mat. The referee follows them out of the ring and Teo is up first where he nods to the fans at ringside supporting his name.
Freddy Whoa: Suicide Dive by the challenger and Teo Del Sol is picking up Andre Holmes off the ringside mat! We’re waiting to see if he will be hardcore yet!
Taking the right arm off his opponent, he whips him into the steel steps but Andre hops onto the top. He leaps backwards attempting a Roundhouse Kick until being caught into the grasp of Teo who slams his back against the apron. Andre collapses and sits down on the ringside mat with his back against the cold steel steps.
Measuring him sat down in front of the steel steps, Teo charges forward then shoots his body in a forward flip attempting to Senton him through the steel structure. Unfortunately for the contender, Holmes squirms to the side at the last second which allows Sol to batter his spine as a battering ram exploding the steel steps from off each other!
Freddy Whoa: Holy cow! Teo Del Sol went through the steel steps after he tried to flip himself into Andre Holmes and Andre has his leg up for the pin attempt! It’s falls count anywhere in a hardcore match!
Teo kicks out and Andre hates his resiliency. He helps him back up to his feet before latching his hands around his head then smacking his back against the barricade ragdolling him! Sol screams out in mercy but Holmes walks around to the cart grabbing a singapore cane stick in his grasp. Teo is crawling to the ring apron until a SMACK of the stick imprints on his exposed back!
Zach Davis: Oh my God! That sound of the cane hit!
He cringes from the blow. Teo arches his back and tries to get into the ring until another SMACK of the cane breaks across his back. He rolls Sol inside the ring then follows afterwards where both men are back up. Teo goes for a clothesline but Andre ducks under it keeping the arm against a chest. Lifting him up, he nearly cracks his spine with a Uranage Backbreaker!
Freddy Whoa: Uranage Backbreaker by the Hardcore Champion! Here is the pin attempt!
Teo kicks out again and Andre gets back up circling around the fallen luchadore. When Teo stands on his knees, a couple of Roundhouse Kicks into his spine sends him screaming onto his chest. Helped up to his feet again, he is thrown into the corner where his back gets slammed against the harsh turnbuckles. Sol leans forward dealing with the fatigue.
Zach Davis: Oh those turnbuckles never work for a sore back. Andre is enjoying every moment of making Teo Del Sol pay!
Andre charges into Teo but Teo lifts his boot to kick him away. Holmes charges in again but gets kicked even harder for Teo to stand up on the middle turnbuckle then leap forward to land a Diving Hurricanrana on Andre. He rolls down into the mat then Teo rushes forward into the ropes, leaping into it then returning to the champion with a Springboard Crossbody!
Zach Davis: Springboard Crossbody and the pin attempt is made again!
Andre kicks out and Teo slowly gets back up while dealing with the back pain. He drags him down to the ropes and tries to stand up but eats a couple of elbows into the ribs. Andre uproots himself with a powerful uppercut knocking him against the ropes even harder. Now Teo’s back is where the cart is facing so the champion runs to the ropes behind him!
Freddy Whoa: Oh no! Oh no no no! If he does this, Teo could be possibly injured!
The return, he goes for a clothesline but Sol ducks his right shoulder into his ribs attempting to toss him over the top rope. Andre lands down on the apron where he holds onto the top rope for a Springboard leap until getting clocked in the temple by an Enzuigiri Kick by the luchadore. The champion breaks his fall landing into the steel cart and finding himself stuck as he squirms to get out!
Freddy Whoa: Ha! Crash and burn by the champion and Teo Del Sol has him completely stuck in the cart. Wait, what is Teo doing?
Andre is struggling to get out of the cart until Teo leaves the ring and starts pushing the cart up the entrance path. The fans behind the barricades lean in as they see the luchadore position Andre facing the northern section of the apron. He’s yelling at Teo to not do it but as Sol holds tightly on the handle, leans forward and smiles. It’s off to the races!
Crowd: SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI! SI!
Zach Davis: Three! Two! One! Goooooooooooooooooooooo!
He bursts off in perfect reaction timing, bursting five miles per hour in the speed of the push. X marks the spot and he launches the cart forward letting Andre crash against the apron edge flipping over it before dropping onto his chest. The contents of the cart spray across the ringside mat and Teo walks down to him clapping his hands.
Zach Davis: Crash, burn, goodbye! Andre Holmes exploded out of the cart in a manslaughter crash against the apron!
Teo picks up the black tied bag and tosses it into the ring then rolls Andre as well. He gets on the apron then waits until the champion stands on his feet. Leaping onto the top rope, he springboards across only to land on his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry. It’s not long until Teo’s neck cracks across his right knee completing the Death Valley Driver onto the knee variation!
Freddy Whoa: Holmes on the Range! Holmes on the Range by the champion and here comes the pin attempt! Teo might be out cold by the impact against the knee!
No! Teo kicks out again and he rolls out of the ring. Looking under the ring, he pulls out a steel chair and also slides out a table. The table is set up in between the apron and the announce table; He slides the steel chair into the ring before getting back up in the ring. Teo starts standing on his knees which means Andre stands at his side and delivers the back to back Roundhouse Kicks!
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Freddy Whoa: The trademark Roundhouse Kicks into his chest is nearly destroying the entire body of Teo Del Sol! Oh here he comes to finish it with the Tornado Kick!
He backs up from the final Round House Kick then steps into him with a Tornado Kick but Teo ducks under the right leg. Sol lifts Andre up for a Back Suplex but he lands on his feet locking him in a Half Nelson. A quick snap over his body and Teo’s neck suffers a brutal Half Nelson Suplex folding him up on the mat!
Zach Davis: Half Nelson Suplex nearly broke his neck! Teo is not moving on the campus and Andre is grabbing the chair! What the hell does he have in mind? He’s almost dead!
Andre grabs the steel chair then sets it down in the center of the ring. He sees Teo standing on his hands and knees, crawling to him then holding onto his tights. Andre snaps down on his back locking his right arm and head in between his legs, applying the Triangle Choke. He pulls down the head trying to choke out the luchadore of WCF.
Crowd: PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Zach Davis: The Triangle Choke is locked in and Teo Del Sol is slowly losing grasp of air! He needs to get out of this submission or else Andre will win by choking out the former longest reigning People’s Champion!
Teo is losing breath. Each breaths gets shorter and he almost looks like he’s fading out until he grasps his arms around the waist of Andre. Standing up with his body bent forward, he deadlifts Andre off the canvas to his shoulders then turns around to Powerbomb him down on the steel chair. Flattening the chair completely, he pins him down on the mat!
Freddy Whoa: Powerbomb counter on the steel chair! Powerbomb counter and he goes for the pin attempt!
Nooo! Andre shoots his body up and falls backwards onto his chest. Teo takes a moment to regain himself then get back up along with Andre before unloading his head with back to back forearm shots. He’s completely off his rails when runs back to the ropes behind him and uses them as a Springboard to spike Andre on the canvas with a Tornado DDT!
Zach Davis: Tornado DDT! Tornado DDT! Andre is down on the canvas and Teo Del Sol is feeling it! He has him up again!
He launches Andre who turns around to launch him into the ropes instead. Teo cartwheels over to the ropes then hits his back for the extra spring. Coming in with such velocite, he swings his right arm out with full force but Andre knew what was coming from their last match. When Teo makes the return, he eats a fully powered Tornado Kick clapping his skull around MSG!
Freddy Whoa: Tornado Kick by Andre Holmes! Teo doesn’t know where’s at, he’s completely rocked!
Teo stumbles back and forth on the mat until eating a right leg into his ribs bending him forward. The opportunity presents itself as Andre shoves his head in between his legs, wraps his arms around Teo’s waist then flips him sat on his shoulders. Running to the nearest corner, he Powerbombs the luchadore spine first against the turnbuckles. Teo falls face first almost dead!
Zach Davis: BAD LANDING, THE SIGNATURE BUCKLE BOMB! TEO’S BACK IS SURELY RUINED AND HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Nooooooo! Teo kicks out of the pin attempt which shocks the entire MSG crowd. They nearly thought it was over but Andre slams his hand on the mat in frustration. He stands up, walks around for a few minutes until spotting the black tied bag in a corner. After untying it, he pours the contents out which is thumbtacks spread out near the center of an unoccupied corner!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Zach Davis: Are those thumbtacks?! No! No! No! Hell no, it can’t be!
Freddy Whoa: Oh yes! Teo was not playing when he meant how much he was going for the WCF Hardcore Championship!
Andre walks over and drags Teo Del Sol back up to his first, helping them both walk over the thumbtacks. Uplifting him in a Suplex position, he sits him on the top rope where Andre climbs onto the middle turnbuckle positioning for a Superplex. Teo starts fighting back with forearms into the head that temporarily knocks him off to his feet on the canvas. A quick Pele Kick strikes a perched Teo on the head back to the sitting position!
Freddy Whoa: Pele Kick by Andre Holmes! Teo was fighting off the Superplex that could have ended the match but now it seems his destiny his locked! He’s dazed on the top turnbuckle and Andre is climbing up!
Andre climbs onto the middle turnbuckle like a maniac and reacquires the hold in the Superplex position. Both men stand on the top rope where each member of the audience are off their asses to witness this moment. Teo lifts Andre in the air before dropping him chest first down on the thumbtacks. The entire MSG explodes as he slowly reveals his chest and abs covered in thumbtacks like a pincushion!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! TEO DEL SOL! I NEVER KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM!
Freddy Whoa: TEO DEL SOL JUST DROPPED ANDRE FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO A CHEST FILLED WITH THUMBTACKS!
Andre slowly rolls over the thumbtacks where he crawls into the center of the ring. Teo is perched on the top rope leaving Holmes to stand up. One great big lip over the bed of thumbtacks and Andre is turned inside out from the Diving Lariat clocking him in the chest. Sol scrambles across the canvas and quickly rolls the champion over for the pin attempt!
Freddy Whoa: HABANERO LARIATO! THE SIGNATURE FLYING LARIAT! ANDRE IS DONE FOR, THERE’S NO WAY HE CAN KICK OUT OF THIS!
No! Andre shoots his right shoulder off the mat and both men need a moment to regain their strength. They’re on the canvas gaining their breaths but Andre rolls under the bottom rope to the apron hopefully to build some distance. Madison Square Garden is off the rails tonight with this crazy hardcore championship match to open blast!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Zach Davis: We’ve never seen these men pushed to the limit like this under hardcore rules. Andre Holmes and Teo Del Sol are pushing each other to limits beyond their nature. Now they’re both on the apron fighting for their lives!
Teo Del Sol and Andre Holmes are on their feet leaning against the ropes to prevent falling off the apron and potentially crashing through the table. Andre steps forward with an Elbow Shot into Teo’s chin knocking him back a step, Teo comes back with a Forearm Shot into the champion’s chin. Suddenly, Holmes kicks him in the ribs to set up for a Package Piledriver!
Freddy Whoa: Is he setting up for the Package Piledriver through the table?! Andre’s going to kill Teo Del Sol!
Teo breaks the hold around his arms then uproots an European Uppercut that drops Andre against the ropes. He holds onto the top rope with both hands; Nearly tripping off the apron edge but Teo steps in to grasp the opportunity. A tight grasp on his head shoves the champion’s neck under his pit and Teo tightens the grip preparing to land a Tornado DDT through the table!
Freddy Whoa: Teo Del Sol having the same idea in mind! Both men wants to end it now and the table is the only way to go!
Holmes removes his head from under his right armpit. He holds the top rope and uses it as a way to land an Enzuigiri Kick in the form of a Gamengiri. Teo gets shot in the right temple forcing him to shoot back against the turnbuckles outside of the ring. The distance created by the men leaves them a chance to recover their breath as Madison Square Garden zoom in closer to this final moment!
Crowd: LET’S GO TEO! ANDRE HOLMES! LET’S GO TEO! ANDRE HOLMES!
Andre Holmes Ending
Andre nods his head and rubs the sweat off his breath. He takes a deep breath even with the trouble of breathing due to his chest covered in thumbtacks. Releasing a primal scream before the run, he charges across the apron then shoots his right leg up thus producing a powerful Yakuza Kick slapping his face. Teo stands upright before falling on top of the table, laying prone on it!
Freddy Whoa: YAKUZA KICK! YAKUZA KICK! WE’VE SEEN THE FIRST HALF OF THIS SIGNATURE MOVE HE CALLS THE “DEADLINE TRAP!” IF HE LANDS IT, IT COULD BE ALL OVER!
He leans forward on the turnbuckles then looks over his shoulder at Teo down on the table. The fans at ringside are going wild and he quickly climbs up all to the top turnbuckle. Leaping backwards off the top rope, Andre corkscrews into a 450 degree flip. A picture perfect Phoenix Splash destroys the table into a chaotic explosion leaving broken wood and broken bodies!
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Zach Davis: HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCKING HELL! OH MY GOD! PHOENIX SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND TABLE PIECES EVERYWHERE!
Freddy Whoa: HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT AND THE REFEREE LEAVES THE RING TO COUNT IT!
Ding Ding Ding!
“Relentless” by New Years Day plays around the arena but the music doesn’t compete with the high level of applause from the New York audience. Andre rolls off from Teo Del Sol and drags himself against the announce table sitting up with his back leaning against it. The referee hands him his championship belt then raises his arm as the camera zooms in.
Kyle Steel: Here is your winner and STILL the WCF Hardcore Champion, Andre Holmes!
Teo on the other hand takes a moment to regain movement in his body. He slowly stands on his knees taking a moment to look at Andre who holds out his right hand. Teo hesitates for a moment but the competitive respect between the two is still intact as they shake hands. There medical attention come to ringside to help the two backstage.
Freddy Whoa: There is no love lost between these two as the match is over. Teo Del Sol has nothing to be ashamed of as he put on yet another great performance. Andre Holmes has earned his sixth defense of the WCF Hardcore Championship and has officially been locked in the Ultimate Showdown match! Congratulations to Andre Holmes!
Bishop/Priest vs Mikey eXtreme/Kyle Kemp
"No Scrubs" by TLC blasts throughout Madison Square Garden as Bishop and Priest make their way out from the backstage area.
Zach Davis: Certainly an odd choice of entrance music for the bruising tag team of Bishop and Priest this evening.
Freddy Whoa: I guess when you don't get your own music selection to the WCF production crew, they have a tendency to select something for you, whether you like it or not.
Priest seems seriously pissed off by the fact that he is being played out to the ring by a 1990s R&B girl group, but Bishop, though trying to maintain his tough guy visage, seems a little bit into it and can be seen bobbing his shoulders up and down to the beat a little bit as the big men enter the ring.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, they are from Miami, Florida, and weigh in at a combined 590 pounds, the team of BISHOP AND PRIEST!
Freddy Whoa: A scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me . . .
The lights begin to slowly go off, section by section, until the arena is completely black. "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains blares over the PA system as the lights on the stage begin to slowly flash on and off. Mikey eXtreme steps out onto the stage with his arms held out and his head titled back as he looks to the ceiling. Vidalia and Freakshow flank him as they make their way ringside.
Kyle Steel: Making his way down to the ring being accompanied by Vidalia and Freakshow, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 225 pounds, MIKEY EXTREME!
Mikey ignores the fans trying to reach out to touch him. He throws his kendo stick into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, crawling to the corner where he sits laughing and rocking back and forth. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Bishop and Priest as Vidalia whispers into Mikey's ear.
Freddy Whoa: I hear that Vidalia whispers "sweet nothings" into Mikey's ear before every match.
Zach Davis: Why would she do that? This doesn't seem like a time to be seducing him.
Freddy Whoa: Who said she was seducing him? She's literally just whispering the words "sweet nothings" into his ear over and over again. After all, Vidalia isn't the smartest woman in the world. She named herself after a type of onion, for god's sake.
"Better than You" by Sam Adams begins to play and Kyle Kemp walks out slowly to the top of the stage. He stands with his arms out and soaks in boos from the crowd. He slowly saunters his way down to the ring, taunting the fans. He walks up the steps and gets in the ring with a smile and just leans on one of the turnbuckles, indifferent to anything that anyone is saying to him and waiting for the match to start. The fans hate how he's not responding to them and continue to boo louder.
Kyle Steel: And his tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois, and weighing in at 208 pounds, here is KYLE KEMP!
Freddy Whoa: One of these days, remind me to ask Kyle Kemp what he thinks of the job that David Sanchez is doing as the mayor of Chicago.
Zach Davis: Could you be serious? We've got tag team action here at Madison Square Garden for WCF Blast. Mikey eXtreme and Kyle Kemp seem to be a couple who don't have too much in common, and we'll see how they gel against regular tag team partners Bishop and Priest.
Freddy Whoa: We've got a lot of jeers from the crowd directed at this match, as nobody involved is exactly a fan favorite.
The referee calls for the bell, and Bishop and Kemp step out of the ring to their respective corners, while eXtreme and Priest head to the center of the squared circle.
Zach Davis: Priest is starting the match off by raising his hand high into the air and asking eXtreme to participate in a test of strength, but Mikey can't quite reach . . . there's a seven inch height difference between the two men.
Freddy Whoa: Mikey eXtreme and Kyle Kemp are not small men by any stretch of the imagination, but Bishop and Priest are absolute giants who dwarf them.
eXtreme isn't going to have any of Priest mocking him his height with a faux test of strength, so he gives the larger man a front kick straight into his right kneecap, which causes Priest to bellow in pain and fall into a kneeling position.
Freddy Whoa: Well, that's one way to take care of the height disadvantage!
Zach Davis: Mikey shoots himself into the ropes and uses Priest's outstretched knee as a platform to springboard himself into a shining wizard!
Mikey immediately floats over into a pin attempt on Priest.
1 . . .
Freddy Whoa: Only a one count there, as Priest decisively kicks out despite just having taken a powerful strike to the side of his head.
Zach Davis: Mikey knows that he's got to keep the giant down, so he immediately puts the boots to Priest, stomping away at a rapid pace.
After several boots are laid in, eXtreme grabs Priest's leg and flips him over on to his belly, applying a single leg crab.
Zach Davis: Now he's targeting the knee that he kicked to start off the match, attempting to hyperextend it through the single leg crab!
Freddy Whoa: Not a good start to the match for Priest . . . he's going to have to start talking to the man upstairs if he wants to have a prayer of winning this match.
Zach Davis: That is the single worst joke that you have ever made. You're lucky Seth Lerch doesn't come out here right now and fire you mid-PPV broadcast.
Bishop hits the ring, looking as though he's going to save his partner from a potential submission. However, before he can do so, Kyle Kemp joins him at the center of the squared circle, and the two men begin exchanging punches.
Zach Davis: Kemp isn't going to let Bishop's size advantage intimidate him, as he's meeting the seven-footer head on!
Freddy Whoa: Have you ever heard Kemp cut a promo? He's such an egomaniacal prick that he probably thinks he could singlehandedly take down a ten foot tall man!
Eventually Bishop gets the better of the exchange with Kemp and sends him into the ropes, catching him in the face with a big boot as he rebounds.
Zach Davis: And, with that huge boot to the face, Kyle Kemp flies backward and slams into Mikey eXtreme, knocking him over and breaking he crab hold that Priest was held in!
Bishop helps his partner back into his feet, and they watch for a moment as Kemp and eXtreme dust themselves off and begin exchanging some heated words about the fact that they just collided with each other.
Zach Davis: Mikey, Kyle, maybe you want to stop focusing on each other and focus on your opponents!
Taking advantage of the distraction, Bishop grabs eXtreme by the throat and Priest does the same to Kemp.
Freddy Whoa: SIMULTANEOUS CHOKESLAMS BY THE SEVEN FOOTERS!
Zach Davis: Kemp and eXtreme both roll out of the ring, perhaps to catch a breather and reboot their strategy. All four of these men are going to want to be careful and perhaps begin obeying standard tag team rules. We saw in the semi-main event of this past week's Slam that WCF referees are not hesitant to throw out a tag match the second things start getting out of hand.
Freddy Whoa: Wait a second, what do we have going on here . . .
Vidalia, Mikey eXtreme's femme fatale, hops up on to the ring apron and catches the attention of the referee. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Bishop and Priest begin to simultaneously step over the top rope to head to the outside and go after their opponents.
Freddy Whoa: HACHI MACHI!
Zach Davis: As Bishop and Priest were stepping over the top rope, Mikey eXtreme just uppercutted it and crotched both of his opponents simultaneously!
Freddy Whoa: And the referee saw none of it thanks to Vidalia. That's where having a valet with you can play to your advantage . . . if she's willing to do something a little bit underhanded, that is.
Kyle Kemp climbs onto the apron and runs a few feet before delivering a perfectly placed chop block to the back of Bishop's knee, which sends Bishop falling backwards off of the apron and down on to the arena floor, landing flat on his back.
Freddy Whoa: Let the body hit the floor!
Zach Davis: 2001 just called, and it wants its reference back. Seriously, you are having a really off night when it comes to snappy lines, buddy.
Priest remains tied up over the top rope, while Mikey eXtreme climbs the turnbuckles.
Zach Davis: Mikey eXtreme leaps off of the turnbuckle with a huge cross body block directed at Priest!
Freddy Whoa: And it connects! eXtreme puts his body on the line to fell the big redwood that is Priest!
Zach Davis: There's a pile of humanity in the middle of the ring right now, and it looks like Mikey eXtreme is the first one getting out of it. He's holding his ribs, but he is moving!
Freddy Whoa: Priest is writhing around and not getting up nearly as quickly as I thought that he might. There could be something seriously wrong with him here.
Zach Davis: Mikey is headed up to the top rope for a second time, though he's holding his ribs all the way. You have to question whether another high risk maneuver is advisable given the big dive that he just put himself through.
eXtreme reaches the top turnbuckle, facing out towards the crowd. He executes a breathtaking flip, rolling through a conventional moonsault until it turns into a senton bomb.
Freddy Whoa: EXIT STRATEGY! Mikey connects with one of the hardest hitting moves in his arsenal!
Bishop can be seen attempting to re-enter the ring in the background to make a save for his partner, but Kyle Kemp grabs his ankle and acts like a human ball and chain, foiling his efforts. Mikey eXtreme, after pausing to clutch his ribs a bit more, catches Priest in a pinning combination.
Zach Davis: Awwwww, here it goes!
1 . . . .
2 . . . .
Kyle Steel: Here are your winners, the team of Kyle Kemp and Mikey eXtreme!
Ethan King vs Udy vs Sunday Ikoku
A violin duet begins to play through the PA system as Sunday Ikoku walks through gorilla and out onto the stage. He begins to make his way to the ring under the roar of MSG's screaming fans. Ikoku is striding purposefully down the ramp now with a subtle grace behind his large stature. The wrestler points and smiles at a large “Sunday is Ikoku” sign. Once ringside, Ikoku moves toward the steps and quickly makes his way into the ring.
Zach Davis: Sunday has become a real fan favorite over the last few weeks. His optimism and charm has been a real breath of fresh air around here.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Also doesn't hurt that he's six foot six. That's a bulldozer with a smile, Zach. You can fight positivity, but not when it's comes with two eighty five pounds of sheer power behind it. This is gonna be a real test for Ethan King.
Zach Davis: Not to mention for the next man to the ring! The Demon Wolf!
The lights dim as exotic and sinister demonic chants intertwine with a restless howl as a line of blue pyros explode across the stage. "Long Way Down" by Gary Numan plays as azure smoke fills the arena. Spotlights focus on a figure down on one knee perched on the stage, it's Udy. Fenris stands stoic behind his charge, arms out stretched. The demon wolf howls as another set of blue pyro's explode with Udy slowly rising before marching down the ramp, rolling inside the ring and kneeling at it's center. Howls are heard again as the lights above return, the music fading.
Zach Davis: Chills Freddy. Every time.
Freddy Whoa: Wait, what is that? Who is that?
Zach Davis: It's King! He's jumping over the barrier!
Ethan King cannons out of the crowd with a lead pipe! Referee Stanley Moser has exited the ring to confront him. Stanley tries to remove the pipe but Ethan reactions are too fast, swinging for the fences and cold clocking Stanley! Udy and Ikoku exit the ring to meet King face on as they're both struck with the pipe!
Zach Davis: Someone should DQ this farce!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! There's no referee! King has caught Udy and Ikoku napping!
King is pounding Udy's head off the announce table. Thankfully, “The Eminent” drops the pipe and begins to launch a salvo of more traditional strikes, rights and lefts to the body as a half crazed King hits a brutal DDT to Udy. The Demon drops as King kips up.
Zach Davis: Here comes Sunday!
Ikoku with a clothesline to the back of King! King stumbles as Sunday wraps his arms around Ethan's waste and hits a brutal RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! King SMASHES through the crowd barrier as the Garden audience goes nuts!
Crowd: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Meanwhile Udy has staggered to his feet with the help of Fenris. Bleeding badly, the Wolf searches underneath the ring for several moments before returning with a fifteen foot high steel ladder!
Zach Davis: Oh gawd!
Ikoku lifts a now bloody King to his feet as Ikoku throws Ethan over his shoulder and locks in a merciless Torture Rack!
King screams, but there's no ref to break it up!
Zach Davis: You reap what you sow!
As Ikoku locks in the move still further he hears Udy screaming behind him as the Wolf has climbed the ladder! Sunday drops King face up on the Australian announce table!
Zach Davis: It looks like our guests from channel nine: Australia are in for a treat!
Udy HOWLS as he swan dives off the ladder! Sunday diving for cover away from the impact as--
King stirs, rises, and Van-Daminates a chair into Udy's face who's in mid rotation off the ladder!
Zach Davis: Brace for impact!
Udy CRASHES into the main announce table as the crowd go nuts!
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Zach Davis: That's it, Udy must be dead!
A disorientated King waves Ikoku away. King has clearly had enough as he begins to march up the ramp as a chorus of boos ring out. But his exodus is intercepted as a second referee arrives! He waves King BACK INSIDE THE RING!
Zach Davis: Looks like we're going to have an actual match!
King shakes his head in disarray as he rolls inside the squared circle with Ikoku. DING! DING! The bell rings as the match finally, officially starts!
Hard rights and lefts from Sunday. King goes for an Exploder Suplex but Ikoku powers out and hits a Brainbuster! Sunday with the cover!
Kickout! King with an eye rake. Follows that up with a chop to the throat that squeezes all the oxygen from Ikoku's lungs. Ikoku is coughing badly as King takes advantage with a Fisherman Driver. King hooks the leg.
Kickout! King pounds his fists into the mat as he staggers upright. King goes for the cut throat signal as he hits a Standing 450! Hooks the leg again!
Kickout! Sunday will not relent! King waves Sunday slowly back to his feet again before rebounding off the ropes with a springboard spinning kick. King gets to his feet and hooks his hands around the waste of Ikoku as he sets up the “Culture Shock” Falcon Arrow!
But Sunday powers out as--
Udy re-enters the fray and connects a vicious discuss elbow on a shocked King! Sunday with a splash follow up as he tries to steal the pin from under the wolf's nose!
Kickout! King is back to his feet as he dropkicks Udy and sweeps the legs of Sunday Ikoku! Ethan climbs the turnbuckle!
Zach Davis: King looking to end this now!
Freddy Whoa! Whoa! No way!
Zach Davis: He's going for it....The Greatest Story Ever Told!!! DOUBLE MOONSAULT!
Connects with Sunday Ikoku! King hooks the leg!
Zach Davis: Everest won tonight. But the ring is a war zone! Someone, get Moser a stretcher!
Television Title Match
Marty Barrett vs Trey Carter vs John Rabid
Zach Davis: Certainly a great pay per view so far, the fans have been getting their money’s worth for sure.
Freddy Whoa: Damn straight!
Zach Davis: And we have another one for you in the form of a Television Title match!!
Freddy Whoa: Rematch!!!
Zach Davis: Yes sir, this is a rematch with a bit of a twist. The Incomparable Trey Carter vs. The Ripper John Rabid with the up and comer The Magnificent Bastard Marty Barrett. All three of these men aren’t exactly the nicest guys in the locker room.
Freddy Whoa: Pretty much the three most egotistical men you could throw in a match.
Zach Davis: John Rabid is the favorite to win in this match, but like we’ve already seen tonight, absolutely anything can happen.
Kyle Steel: This next match is scheduled for one fall and it’s for the WCF Television Title!!!
Survival by Muse hits and the arena goes black. Gold Sparks shower down the entranceway as Belinda appears, wearing a black glittery mini dress and smoking a cigarette from a long filter. Behind her comes the Bastard in a black sparkling robe.
Freddy Whoa: Say what you want, this man definitely has style.
Zach Davis: And what an ass!
Freddy Whoa: (confused) Huh?
Zach Davis: I meant her ass…
Freddy Whoa: Uh huh….
Kyle Steel: All the way from Ogden, Utah. Standing at 5'10” and weighing in at 228 pounds... The Magnificent Bastard, Maaaaarty Barrett!!!
They slowly make their way down to the ring, Belinda flicking her cigarette into the crowd, The Bastard arms out welcoming the crowd reactions with a sneer. Upon reaching the ring, the lights go up and the Bastard climbs to the apron back to the camera revealing golden lettering Marty Barrett and hails to the sky as more Sparks shower down. He enters the ring with Belinda opening the ropes for him as he continues to soak in the moment. Belinda helps him disrobe, revealing long black tights with gold trim and golden boots.
Zach Davis: He looks very comfortable here on the grand stage. Let’s hope he keeps up the confidence during this bout.
The lights dim as the wind chimes sound through the arena. As soon as the beat picks up, the arena is filled with red, white and black stars as Trey Carter slowly walks in with a focused, yet self absorbed demeanor.
Kyle Steel: Coming from Anaheim, California. Standing at a 6'5” and weighing 220 pounds, the challenger Treeeeeey Carter!!!
Zach Davis: This is certainly a man on a mission who’s been somewhat distracted lately. Nevertheless, the self-proclaimed best technical wrestler in the world has another shot at the title and it is doubtful he won’t be a threat here tonight.
Freddy Whoa: (mockingly) And what an ass right?
Zach Davis: Shut up Freddy!
Trey takes his time coming down to ring, and isn't shy about telling off fans on his way down. He walks up the steps and ducks under the second rope to climb into the ring. The lights all meet him in the center of the ring in a mix of red, white and black before he throws his arm up in the air and the turnbuckle fireworks shoot off.
Zach Davis: All jokes aside, these two in the ring have a tall order in front of them. And we, as well as all the fans watching have no idea what to expect.
Trey Carter and Marty Barrett stare each other down. Trey gives a half smile and flips Marty off. Marty gives a cocky smile and walks towards Trey. They head towards the center of the ring until the announcer interrupts.
Kyle Steel: And now ladies and gentlemen, coming from London, England. He stands at 6'2” and weighs 226 pounds. He is your
Television champion. Madison Square Garden introducing “The Ripper” Jooooooooohn Raaaaaabid!!!!
“Death Breath - Toxic Avenger Remix” by Bring Me The Horizon hits as a huge pyrotechnic barrage explodes around the jumbotron. As the smoke clears, we see John Rabid standing tall with the title; arms out stretched as he spins on the spot.
Zach Davis: Let the show begin…
Trey and Marty go back to their respective corners as Rabid struts down the ramp, snarling and gnashing his teeth at a stray cameraman; John's name appears on a Slam Graphic. Meanwhile, Rabid's 'tron plays in the background; it's The Ripper hitting the Kingdom Destroyer on a cavalcade of doomed jobbers, this scene is intercut with footage of Lon Chaney in Tod Browning's "London After Midnight" (1927). Rabid reaches the ramp and climbs the turnbuckle, “smelling” the boo's from the crowd before taking off his black trench-coat and shades and waving at his opponents with a cocky smirk on his face.
Zach Davis: None of these men lack confidence, that’s for sure.
The bell rings and the three men meet in the middle of the ring, all verbally jarring at each other. Almost instantaneously, Trey and Marty go after Rabid. Rabid tries to fight them off, but the two use the numbers game to their advantage. Trey smashes Rabid hard in the ribs with a right, which causes him to flinch, and Marty hits him with a knee smash. When Rabid hits the mat, the two men relentlessly stomp at him.
Freddy Whoa: What the hell is going on here?!
Zach Davis: This isn’t right at all…
Trey locks on a sharpshooter while Marty repeated kicks Rabid in the gut. Eventually Trey releases the hold. Trey and Marty look at each other with distrust, but continue the assault.
Zach Davis: I can’t believe they’d stoop as low as create an alliance.
Freddy Whoa: I’m sure it’s only temporary…
Marty lifts Rabid up and as he connects with an inverted atomic drop, Trey connects with a superkick. Rabid hits the mat hard and the two wrestlers stand over him laughing. Trey lifts Rabid up and dramatically hits the Street Cutter. He immediately goes for the cover.
Marty drags Trey off of Rabid. Trey angrily stands up and goes face to face with Marty. Marty pushes Trey aside and hooks up Raid in The Beholder. After a few seconds into the lock, Trey breaks it up and smacks Marty across the face. The crowd goes crazy as the alliance appears to be breaking. Marty gets right back in Trey’s face and smiles before raking Trey’s eyes with his thumbs and hitting a vertical suplex. Marty uses the momentum to immediately get back up and hit a leg drop.
Zach Davis: Looks like we’re finally going to have a match here!
Marty picks Trey up and set him up for a german suplex. He launches him, but Trey is able to land on his feet. He stalks Marty until he turns around. Trey hits a running knee into Marty’s gut. He hits a t-bone suplex. Marty wisely slides out of the ring to buy some time to attend to his back. Trey walks towards the ropes, only to have Marty grab his legs and sweeps them from under him. Marty drags him out of the ring and pummels him. The two go at it, exchanging blows until they both stare at the ring in horror. Rabid comes flying off the top rope with a moonsault and crashes into the two wrestlers. The crowd goes crazy as Rabid sits over both wrestlers and pummels them both. He picks up Marty and whips him into the barricade. Rabid then grabs Trey and whips him into the steel steps.
Freddy Whoa: He is on a roll!!!
Rabid runs towards Marty on the barricade, only to be flipped over his head. Rabid goes over the barricade and onto the floor by the fans. Marty hops over the barricade and stomps Rabid. He picks him up and hits a belly to back suplex onto the concrete. Rabid favors his back as Marty gets back to his feet. He picks up Rabid and walks him back to the barricade, attempting to throw him back over. Rabid elbows Marty in the ribs and he instead tosses Marty over the barricade. Rabid leaps onto the barrier and balances waiting for his opportunity. When Marty turns towards Rabid, Rabid leaps for a cross body. Marty ducks and Trey simultaneously charges at Rabid and hit him with a spear that smashes Rabid into the ringpost.
Zach Davis: Whoa!!!!!
Freddy Whoa: He destroyed him!!!
Trey observes the carnage he created until Marty runs towards him and launches off of the steps with a flying clothesline.
Zach Davis: These men are fighting like there is absolutely nothing after this! No regard for their personal well-being!
Marty whips Trey into the ring. He crawls in and immediately heads to the top rope.
Freddy Whoa: I think he’s going for the Magnificient Missle here!!!
Marty bides his time until Trey scrambles back to his feet and then connects with the Magnificient Missile.
Zach Davis: He hit it!!!
Marty goes for the cover.
Rabid pulls Marty off from the outside. Rabid hits Marty with a barrage of rights.
Zach Davis: Rabid is pissed!!!
Rabid backs up a bit and runs towards Marty to hit a headscisscor takedown. Marty flies through the air and lands hard on his back.
John Rabid feels the momentum and slides into the ring to take on Trey. Trey scrambles to his feet, only to get hit with a spinning
heel kick. He waits again for Trey to get up and hits the Kingdom Destroyer.
Zach Davis: Seemingly out of nowhere!!!
He quickly goes for the pin.
The referee sees The Bastard in midair and rolls away as Marty lands hard on his opponents to break the count.
Freddy Whoa: What a save! That was complete desperation.
Zach Davis: He almost retained his title there!
Marty and Rabid slowly sit up and fight each other from their knees. Trey bounces off the rope and hits them both with a double dropkick. He picks up Marty and whips him into the corner. Before he could capitalize, Rabid low blows him. Trey sinks to the ground on his knees and his face to the mat. Rabid quickly gets up and runs, using Trey to jump off of and splash onto Marty.
Zach Davis: What great improvisation!
Rabid hits a snap suplex on Marty. The second Rabid gets up, Trey hits an atomic drop on Rabid. Rabid leans against the ropes holding his groin. Trey runs to bounce off the opposite side, but Marty pulls down the top rope, causing Trey to fall out of the ring. Marty turns to catapult out of the ring to hit Trey, but Rabid grabs Marty’s back. He turns him around and hits a sickening ddt. Rabid tries to pin the downed Bastard but Trey sweeps Rabid’s legs from the outside. Trey Carter climbs to the top rope and waits for either opponent to get up.
Zach Davis: Looks like he’s setting up for the Knox!!
Both opponents get up at the same time, Trey leaps in the air to hit his superman punch but is caught by Marty in a powerbomb position. As Marty holds Trey up, Rabid catapults off the ropes and hits Trey with a hurricanrana. Trey goes flying out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: What a maneuver!! How did he get that to connect after this draining matchup?!!
As Marty is composing himself, Rabid hits the Kingdom Destroyer.
Zach Davis: This match is over!!!
Out of nowhere Trey jumps off the rope and hits Rabid with the Knox!
Freddy Whoa: NO! Rabid sidesteps it!
Carter turns and Rabid Dropkicks him out of the ring. Marty is stumbling up and Rabid runs at him.
Zach Davis: SECOND Kingdom Destroyer!
Rabid pins Marty quickly.
The bell sounds.
Freddy Whoa: John Rabid retains!
Rabid gets to his feet as the crowd boos him.
Zach Davis: Three more defenses for Rabid, just three - and then he's going to Ultimate Showdown. Can he make it!?
Freddy Whoa: Great effort from Trey Carter and Marty Barrett though here tonight! I can imagine we'll see one of these gentlemen with that belt eventually!
Internet Title Match
Oblivion/Oathbreaker vs The Very Big Alliance
Zach Davis: The following match has a lot of people, around the world, talking.
Freddy Whoa: Really?!
Zach Davis: Yes!!
Freddy Whoa: REALLY?!!
Zach Davis: YEA!!!
Freddy Whoa: I'll admit it's an unusual rivalry.
Zach Davis: UNUSUAL?! It's gotten soooo bad. Once The Very Big Alliance defeated Lilith, William the Behemoth claimed they now owned the internet.
Freddy Whoa: Who did they contact?
Zach Davis: The founder of Microsoft... Bill Gates!!
Freddy Whoa: No way!!
Zach Davis: Yes way!! Unfortunately, it didn't work out exactly for The VBA.
Freddy Whoa: How?
Zach Davis: In five days, Microsoft lost 3.2 percent. In other words, while The Very Big Alliance, Bill Gate's, so called close friends, they were WCF Internet Champions. As long they remain champion they will cause Bill Gates to lose money. It's obvious.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! Listen to you!!
Zach Davis: I'm serious!! Buckle up!! This is going to be one bumpy ride!!
Freddy Whoa: No!!! I believe you!! I just hope no one gets too seriously hurt!!
Silver Star Mashups being to play "Do you trust the voices in your head?" slowly fades into "Oblivion" by Mastadon...
The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed Madison Square Gardens. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering. The blaring guitar begins to play.
Zach Davis: Where's Oathbreaker and Oblivion?!
Freddy Whoa is listening intensely on his head set.
Freddy Whoa: Zachary!! We need cameras backstage.... NOW!!!
Two cameramen get backstage...
Oathbreaker: SON OF A BITCH!!
William the Behemoth: I told you not to call me fat!!
William drops two chairs.
Ainsley The Tank Ivanovic: NOW!! Little boys, try to defeat us now!! Can't do it, can you? HAHAHAHA!!!
William the Behemoth and Ainsley Ivanovic walk away laughing hysterical.
Zach Davis: That is despicable behavior!!
Freddy Whoa: What are expecting from them?! They are The Very Big Alliance!!
Rock Out by Motorhead Plays as both William the Behemoth and Ainsley Ivanovic both come out roaring and shouting at the crowd, they turn to each other and high five. When their hands touch, pyro is fired. They then slowly walks down to the ring...
Kyle Steel: Coming down to thee ring... Weighing in a combined weight of... NINE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE POUNDS!!! WILLIAM THE BEHEMOTH AND AINSLEY IVANOVIC... THE VERY BIG ALLIANCE!!
As they casually walk down the entrance stage, The VBA already look exhausted.
Zach Davis: That's one huge team!!
Freddy Whoa: You shouldn't talk like that! I've heard that these guys have done crazy things to those who have said things about them!!
Zach Davis: That's crazy!! So does people say about Oblivion!!
Out of nowhere...
Zach Davis: Both Oathbreaker and Oblivion, battered and bruised, has caused
MAJOR damage and revenge with doing the VERY SAME THING!!
Freddy Whoa: Nailing both William the Behemoth and Ainsley Ivanovic with metal chairs!!
Zach Davis: The referee hasn't started the match yet!!
All four competitors are fighting tooth and nail, often colliding into the security railing.
Freddy Whoa: This match still hasn't been started yet!!
CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!
Zach Davis: Everyone of them kept smashing each one of their heads across the security railing!!
Freddy Whoa: I think I see blood!!
Oblivion grabs William the Behemoth and throws him into the ring post!!
Oathbreaker throws Ainsley Ivanovic into the ring...
Zach Davis: Finally!! This match is under way!!
Oathbreaker throws Ivanovic into the ropes, The Tank bounces off...
Freddy Whoa: Oathbreaker misses with a clothesline. The Tank continues running, bounces off the ropes...
Zach Davis: DROPKICK OATHBREAKER!!
Freddy Whoa: Oathbreaker picks up The Tank...
Zach Davis: Scoop slam toss!!
Oathbreaker grabs The Tank...
Freddy Whoa: Ainsley Ivanovic pokes Oathbreaker in the eye...
Zach Davis: STUNNER!!
Freddy Whoa: Ainsley Ivanovic is going for the pin!!
Crowd: THREEEEE!!!! NOOOO!!
William the Behemoth nails Oblivion in the mid-section.
Zach Davis: DDT ON THE STEEL STEPS!!
Instantly The Monster stands back up blood pouring down IT's face.
Freddy Whoa: Kick to the nuts!!
Zach Davis: DIRTNAP!!!
Oblivion drops William the Behemoth with a double undertook DDT on the steel steps. The Monster proceeds to smash the head of The Behemoth over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! By the fifth and sixth time, the head of William the Behemoth becomes a crimson mess. Oblivion throws The Behemoth into the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Now all four competitors are inside the ring!!
Oathbreaker grabs William the Behemoth...
Zach Davis: JACKKNIFE BACKBREAKER!!
Crowd: THREEEEEE!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Ainsley Ivanovic grabs Oathbreaker...
Freddy Whoa: POWERBOMB!!
The Tank goes for the pin!!
Crowd: THREEEEEE!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Oblivion grabs Ainsley Ivanovic...
Zach Davis: CAN U SAY NITE-NITE?! SUPERKICK!!
The Monster goes for the pin...
Crowd: THREEEEE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
William the Behemoth staggers, blood dripping from his face, grabs Oblivion...
Zach Davis: William the Behemoth is tying up The Monster, upside down in the corner, in the tree of woe...
William backs up and hauls ass...
Freddy Whoa: NOOOOOOOO!!!
William the Behemoth: Yeah!! Dead Monster!!
Oathbreaker: I DON'T THINK SO!!
Everyone in the Madison Square Gardens: OOOOOOOH SHIT!!
Zach Davis: Spinning kick to the groin!!
Freddy Whoa: JESUS CHRIST!! William the Behemoth is coughing up blood!!
The Behemoth drops to his knees...
Zach Davis: WRATH OF THE ANCESTORS!! Oathbreaker just nailed Behemoth with a Muy-Thai style buzzsaw kick to the head!!
Crowd: THREEEEEE!! NOOOOOO!!!
Ainsley Ivanovic creeps up behind Oathbreaker...
Freddy Whoa: ARCHDUKE'S PERMISSION!!
Ivanovic is shaking, choking out Oathbreaker...
Zach Davis: There are trails of blood everywhere!! Splatter of blood everywhere!!
Freddy Whoa: Oathbreaker is fading out fast!! The referee is checking on him!!
Zach Davis: Yep!! That's two!! One more The Very Big Alliance retains their WCF Internet Championship!!
The referee picks up the arm of Oathbreaker and the arm goes do...
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES THE MONSTER!!!
Oblivion nails Ainsley Ivanovic on the back of the head!!
Zach Davis: 5150!!
NO!, The Behemoth breaks the hold and quickly kicks Oblivion out of the ring! The Very Big Alliance quickly grab Oathbreaker and lift him up.
Freddy Whoa: COMEDY GOLD!
William pins Oathbreaker.
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: The Very Big Alliance collectively retain the Internet Title!
They get to their feet and take the belt, both holding it up, one man holding each strap.
Freddy Whoa: They're facing Gravedigger next week, Zach, but I've gotta ask... Do BOTH of them get into the Ultimate Showdown match, or what? This is unpredented!
Zach Davis: I have no idea. I doubt Seth has thought this through yet.
Freddy Whoa: Well of course he has, idiot, he's typing our commentary as we speak.
Zach Davis: ....
Alpha Title Match
Damien Kaine vs Jaice Wilds vs Sidney J. Warwick
Zach Davis: Oh goody goody... The Alpha Title Match is next!! Wholly figgin' do!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA... dude!! Who crapped in Cheerios?!
Zach Davis: <sarcasm> It's the God damn Alpha Title bow down and kiss my ass!!
Freddy Whoa: What the heck?! Zach... You drunk?!
Zach Davis: NO!!! The Hell kind of idea gave you that?!
"I Started a Joke" by the Becky Hanson/ "Sucker for Pain" by various artists.
Every bit of illuminating technology goes out in the arena as the crowd falls dead silent. Becky Hanson's version of "I started a Joke" echoes throughout the arena.
"I started a joke....
That started the whole world crying....
But I couldn't see....
That the joke was on me...."
The silence creeps in again as the music cuts, and then...
"I torture you-oo-oo-oo"
Damian Kaine walks out onto the stage with his hood up. He stands straight and still at the top of the ramp.
"Take my hand through the flames.
I torture you-oo-oo-oo.
I'm a slave to your games. (I'm just a sucker for pain.)
I wanna chain you up. I wanna tie you down...
I'm just a sucker for pain!"
As the bass drops, Damian throws his hood off and the crowd pops. He walks down the ramp, high-fiving fans. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and climbs into his corner.
Zach Davis: Damian Kaine looks primed an ready for this match!!
Freddy Whoa: Sidney J. Warwick better be on his "A GAME"!!
"Side Of A Bullet" by Nickleback hits the speakers as the Mid-Card Masterpiece enters the arena!! There are cheers and whistles and applause and those dollar store noisemakers!! Jaice makes the most epic geberic entrance you have ever seen, and sonuva bitch, are people excited!! More cheers! More applause! More noisemakers! Jaice hugs people and high fives motherfuckers and gives the fans all the love they give him!! Then he's in the ring and people are STILL going nuts! Kyle Steel gets a fist bump!
Freddy Whoa: Now, all we need is the champion!!
Zach Davis: Here in a few minutes... A triple threat match for the WCF APLHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! Here comes the champion now...
"Two Hands" by Ani DiFranco starts to play over the arena's sound system. Sidney J. Warwick enters. There is no pyro. There are no flashing lights. There is not even video playing on the big screen. Sidney walks down the aisle with a mild sneer on his face as he looks at the audience. He wipes his boots on the ring apron before entering through the ropes, then takes of his necktie and carefully folds it before handing it to the ring attendant.
Sidney hands the Alpha Championship to the referee, who holds up the championship, to display the title, before giving it to a ringside handler.
Kyle Steel: The following match is for one fall and it's for the... WCF ALPHA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Starting with, the challengers... To my left, hailing all the way from Statesboro, Georgia... Weighing in at one hundred and sixty five pounds... DAMIAAAAAN KAAAAAINE!!!
Some of the crowd cheered.
Kyle Steel: To my right... The second challenger...
There is a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Kyle Steel: From Puerto Vehlo, Brazil weighing in at one hundred and eighty four pounds... The "Xtreme Aerialist" Jaice Wilds!!
Kyle Steel: And finally...
Madison Square Gardens begins to boo...
Kyle Steel: YOUR WCF ALPHA CHAMPION... SIDNEY J. WARWICK!!!
Sidney steps out, holds out his arms waiting for the crowd to acknowledge his existence, but all he get is boos.
Zach Davis: This match is underway!!
All three match participants circle the ring...
Freddy Whoa: Damian Kaine strikes first with a forearm strike, following up with a clothes line, both on... I believe on Jaice Wilds!!
Zach Davis: But, the champion caught him off guard very early with a very impactful spinebuster.
Freddy Whoa: Sidney J Warwick is going for the pin!!
Zach Davis: Not even a one count!! Jaice Wilds breaks the count!!
Freddy Whoa: Back backbreaker on the champion!! Pin attempt!!
Zach Davis: Damian Kaine pulls Jaice Wilds off!!
Freddy Whoa: REVERSE STO!! PIN COVER!!
The cover: ONE!!
The cover: TWO!!
The cover: THREEEEEE!! NOOOOOOOO!!
Damian Kaine kneels in amazement. Pounds down on Jaice Wilds before standing up. Out of nowhere...
Zach Davis: JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!!
The crowd goes crazy... As Jaice Wilds is pounding is foot on the mat, while grabbing the top ring rope...
Freddy Whoa: The champ has NO IDEA!!
Sidney Warwick quickly turns around...
Zach Davis: Disaster kick!!
Very quickly, bolting to the top turnbuckle, Jaice Wilds perches... The Xtreme Aerialist flies off with a top rope corkscrew senton into a leg lariat.
The crowd goes crazy!!
Freddy Whoa: NO! SJW ROLLS AWAY!
Zach Davis: Uh oh. Jaice rolls out of the ring, and Kaine is up, he's on dream street..
Warwick hooks Kaine and rolls him up with the Gannosuke Clutch!
Freddy Whoa: Sidney J. Warwick retains!
Warwick rolls out of the ring quickly, grabbing his belt from the timekeeper before backpeddling up the ramp, ignoring the jeering audience.
People's Title Match
Andre Aquarius vs Bale Pascal
“Voids” by Apollyon’s Visage creeps onto the sound system, creating a bassy rumble in the arena as the lights dim into darkness. The stage lights all focus on the entrance. First, out comes Aapo Nikula, the white of his face is blown out due to the overpowering nature of the focused lights. His arms are spread wide and he is grinning from ear to ear as he receives a wave of boos from the crowd.
After yelling inaudible statements - presumably something of praise for his fighter- Mr. Nikula steps to the side, holding his hands out toward the entrance in a presenter’s fashion when finally, Bale Pascal steps out onto the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-six pounds, from New Shoreham, Rhode Island… He is the WCF People’s Champion… BALE PASCAAAAL!!!
Bale saunters down the ramp; the stage lights following along as he descends. After climbing up the side of the ring, he crosses his arm over the top rope, rests his head on top, and swings his legs over to sit on the second rope; a spotlight shines overhead. A moment passes before he slides off and through the ropes, into the ring where his faithful Manager stands while continuing to praise his fighter.
U Mad by Vic Mensa hits the arena as a video of a man's shadow bouncing back and forth with his arms to his sides goes along to the sound of blaring brass. As the beat drops, Andre Aquarius emerges on the stage, continuing to hype himself up to a chorus of boos.
Blinking lights go along with the beat and Andre makes his way down the entrance ramp, pounding a fist against his chest. He steps through the ropes, surveying his surroundings. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, mouthing the words to the song before dropping down and leaning against the ropes as he waits for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
As the bell sounds Pascal charges Andre and crushes him with a few right hooks that back him into the corner. Next, he grabs a hold of the top rope and lays into Andre’s gut with some kicks. Letting go of the ropes on the referee’s command, despite Aapo’s insisting he use the extra five seconds available to him. He grabs a winded Aquarius by his waistband and his wrist now. Irish whipping him towards the opposing corner. The reigning People’s Champ lets go of his opponent, the force sending crashing over the corner and into the steel ring post itself, shoulder first! Pascal steps out of the ring onto the apron as Andre stays put. grimacing in pain at this early break in the action. Before he can even turn to defend himself however, Bal runs along the apron and kicks Andre’s shoulder against the ring post two more times for good measure. Meanwhile Aquarius falls backwards in agony. Finally free from his precarious position in the corner he immediately starts clutching at his left shoulder.
Zach Davis: Pascal’s not wasting any motion today-- he’s went straight to work on softening up his opponent for the submission right out of the gate.
Freddy Whoa: Andre’s not been able to get started as of yet, as we listen to Aapo Nikula praising his client’s strategy.
Bale steps back into the ring and immediately continues to work on Andre’s left shoulder. He pushes him down to the mat, flattening him out on his back and pulls his arm out. Pascal drops down onto the outstretched arm with his knee first! Landing flush on the ball-and-socket joint. Aquarius rolls towards the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet with only his right arm as the champion stalks him. Andre turns towards his opponent and is instantly whipped down with a lightning-quick, deep arm drag. Bale keeps his opponent’s left arm secured after the arm drag and rolls through into a Fujiwara Armbar! leaning all of his weight backwards across Andre and pulling up at an angle the arm is just not meant to bend.
Freddy Whoa: Woah! That’s gotta be the tightest Fujiwara Armbar I have ever seen! The human anatomy was not designed to bend that way!
Zach Davis: His shoulder looks like it’s about to be pulled clean from its socket and this is only the first few minutes of this match.”
Freddy Whoa: Aquarius is a tough kid. He’s trying to fight through the pain but I don’t know how much more he can take before that arm gives up the ghost.
Bale leans back just a little further but winds up regretting this as Aquarius counters by shifting his weight and turning it into a sketchy as fuck crucifix roll up! The ref slides down to count but Pascal slips out before the count of one. He jumps back to his feet before his opponent and once again latches onto Andre’s left arm. He drags him across the ring by this limb, occasionally stopping to sink in a few stomps to the ribcage along the way. Bale steps through the ropes and onto the apron, still holding a rough wristlock and draping Andre’s left arm over the top rope. He then jumps down with two hands on his wrist and lands on the arena floor. Aquarius bounces backwards off of the ropes and lands flat on his back with even more pain in his shoulder.
Zach Davis: Bale Pascal has been hot shit lately for lack of a better term. He’s proved to be a vicious and valuable asset to Everest already by disposing of Wade Moor last month and capturing the People’s Championship
Freddy Whoa: He then went on to accept a challenge from Andre, despite his manager’s apprehension et voila; here we are. Aquarius has been tenacious as of late, cold even in his approach but what we’re seeing here is a calculated attack on a single part of the body.
Zach Davis: There’s no denying Bale Pascal is wise beyond his years.
Andre begins to roll onto his stomach and Pascal reaches into the ring under the bottom rope and grabs his left arm. He drags him over to the corner. Pulling Prince Lightskin under the bottom turnbuckle. With his shoulder joint pressed against the steel ring post, Bale pulls Andre’s arm away and then whips it right back around the steel post-- again, paying particular attention to ball-and-socket joint from before. Aquarius squirms; knowing what’s coming next he tries to pull his arm in under his body but Pascal pulls it away from the ring post again before running it into the steel for a second time!
Freddy Whoa:: ”His shoulder could be dislocated at this point! It’s been all Bale Pascal and it’s been all focused on the left shoulder of his opponent.”
VASSA: Aapo Nikula is still shouting for him to wrap that arm around the post again. I don’t think Andre can take another one.
Instead, Bale climbs back into the ring. He stands behind Aquarius and watches as he pulls himself up to his feet again, only using his right arm. Pascal comes up from behind and hits him with a running shoulder block. Andre falls forward, landing against the turnbuckle with his injured shoulder. Pascal then runs to the furthest ropes and bounces back towards him. As Andre stumbles out of the corner he squares up to Bale and dips his right shoulder, flipping him over with a back body drop! Bale is quick to his feet but is steamrolled back down with a clothesline. Pascal pushes on, getting up to his feet and once again charges towards Aquarius. Andre drops down and trips him up with a drop toe hold though. Sending Pascal’s face into the middle turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: Mr. Kunta finally getting into this match with a lightning-quick counter there.
Zach Davis: But he’s basically a one-armed man already. I don’t know how long he’ll be able to keep that from becoming a defining factor in this match.
Andre is blessed with a moment’s rest, he shakes his left arm, trying to regain some feeling back into it. He massages his shoulder as he watches Bale pull himself up to his feet. Pascal turns around into the waiting arms of Aquarius who plants a boot into the champ’s gut, doubling him over. He leans over and wraps Bale’s arm around the back of his neck, before lifting him up with a suplex. Instead of falling backwards, Andre drops Bale forward between his legs with a falcon arrow! Aquarius hesitates to cover Pascal as he clutches his arm. After fighting through the pain he rolls up one of Bale’s legs and scoots himself into a seated position across the champion’s chest.
Bale pushes Andre off of his chest and rolls over onto all fours.
Freddy Whoa: A two count that may have been three if not for the strain on his already injured shoulder!
Zach Davis: You may be right Freddy. He took a moment to deal with the pain shooting towards that left shoulder. And wasted precious time before finally covering his opponent. Let the medical staff deal with your injury later. Focus on winning the match first!”
Andre watches on in frustration as Bale climbs up to his feet. He’s quick to come down across PAscal’s bare chest with a knife-edged chop! The champ covers up as he begins back peddling but Andre again pounces on him and pushes his head down while driving a knee up to the solar plexus. With Bale doubled over, Aquarius grabs Pascal by the head and swings him around to the canvass with a swinging neck breaker. Andre floats over for a quicker, more efficient pin attempt. He hooks Pascal’s leg as the ref slides into position for the cover.
Bale kicks out, bucking his hips and rolling Aquarius off of him towards the ropes. Andre rolls under the bottom rope and rises to his feet on the apron. Before he climbs to the top rope and faces out towards Pascal as he regains his footing. Aquarius leaps out towards Bale with a diving clothesline. But the champion jumps up at the very last second and hits Prince Lightskin out of nowhere with a vicious thrust kick, straight into the weakened shoulder joint from before.
Freddy Whoa: Well, let’s hope the Big Black Brand has a Big Black Health Insurance perk.
Zach Davis: Bale Pascal just exploded into the air, uncoiling like a Jack in the box with a stiff kick to the armpit area... and that collision was simply brutal!
Bale goes down to all fours after hitting the well-placed kick. He crawls over to Aquarius and pulls him up to his feet trapping Andre’s left arm and pulling it behind his back. With his free arm, Bale reaches across the face of Mr. Kunta and locks his hands together, finishing the crossface chickenwing. Andre squeals as he fights through the pain, reaching for the ropes. Bale feels the two of them moving towards the ropes and instinctively drops backwards to the canvass and wraps his legs around Andre’s midsection. Andre takes his free hand and drops down to his waist, prying at Bale’s feet. He finally manages to break his legs apart and frees himself from the body lock. Pascal stands up in frustration while holding the crossface chickenwing. He lifts Andre up too; keeping the hold locked in and slams him overhead with a crossface chickenwing German Suplex! Bale smiles a little at the botched way he causes Andre to have landed and rolls him over onto his back and lackadaisically pulls his leg up for added leverage going into the pin.
Aquarius shoots his shoulder off of the mat, rolling towards the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: I don’t know how much more Andre can take. That was a fantastic variation of the German Suplex.
Zach Davis: I think Aapo is more surprised than anyone that Andre refuses to give up! He’s pounding his fists on the apron now.
Enraged, Bale pushes Aquarius over onto his back and presses down on his throat with one hand, slowly choking him against the referee’s warning. Showing no intention of releasing the choke hold, the referee is forced to use his five count.
Bale finally lets go and holds his hands up high above his head to showcase his innocence. He picks Andre up to his feet and whips him hard into the corner before following in pursuit. He mashes Aquarius in the corner with a stiff clothesline. Before hoisting his weight up and slamming him to the mat with a spinning sit-out spinebuster.
No! Andre valiantly fights out of the pinfall, getting just enough separation between the canvass and his shoulder.
Zach Davis: ”I think Bale Pascal is losing before our very eyes. He’s teetering back and forth on that line. The ref is going to be left with no other option!”
Andre gets to his feet and spins the People’s Champion around by grabbing his shoulder. He plants both of his feet on the jaw of Bale Pascal with a dropkick then watches as the champion bounces off of the canvass and back to his feet. Andre scoops him up and slams him hard to the mat then takes a few steps backwards before he drops down with a falling headbutt that hits Bale in the mouth! Pascal rolls over to a seated position and Andre just watches as he clenches his right fist. As soon as Bale stands, he’s dropped with a superman style fist to the mouth! Perhaps an ode to Wade’s Broseidon Punch. Andre moves across the ring and stands about five feet from the ropes while looking over his shoulder. Bale staggers to his feet and falls forward towards Aquarius as he runs at the ropes, leaps up and springboards off of the middle rope nailing Pascal with a #PepeKick, the ropes having been used only as a distraction before the overhead soccer kick lands flush on Bale’s chin. Not a second is wasted; Andre goes straight into the lateral press.
No! Bale shoots one of his arms off of the mat, breaking the refs count.
Freddy Whoa: That flurry of moves looks like it may have taken just as much out of Andre Aquarius as it did Bale Pascal.
Zach Davis: Aquarius hasn’t been able to get going at all in this match! Pascal has picked that left shoulder apart with textbook effectiveness.
JOHNSON: Don’t count him out Zach, this is the guy who ended Torture’s Hardcore Championship reign; stranger things have happened.
Bale and Andre each drag themselves to their feet at opposite ends of the ring after crawling away from each other. Aquarius is up slightly faster than his opponent and turns towards the center of the ring. He runs towards Pascal; motioning for Sliced Breh, rather foolishly and gets hit with a back elbow that stops him in dead in his tracks. Bale turns around and quickly applies his finishing hold; the crossface chickenwing. Andre is able to struggle free, but as he looks to slip underneath the People’s Champion, Bale Pascal simply drops to his knees and surprises Prince Lightskin with a flash pin; hooking the ropes as he does so.
DING! DING! DING!
Freddy Whoa: Another win for the newcomer, Bale Pascal tonight-- and
Zach Davis: He couldn’t get that Chickenwing cinched in properly, but he was still able to use it as a set-up to steal another victory.
Freddy Whoa: A couple of big wins in a row for Bale Pascal leading into next month’s Ultimate Showdown where he’ll be joining his Everest teammates who’ve already won entry back at Asesinato.
Aapo Nikula joins his client in the ring; where the two celebrate a hard-fought, intelligent and illegal win. Leaving Andre to vent his frustrations to the flustered official.
Kyle Steel: The winner of this match by pinfall, and still the reigning WCF People’s Champion… Bale Pascal!!!
Seth Lerch vs Torture
Master of Puppets hits the speaker system and the crowd erupts into boos.
Zach Davis: Here we go, Freddy!
Freddy Whoa: Been waiting half a year for this!
Zach Davis: And there he is! Seth Lerch is really doing this isn't he? He looks like he's ready to put in work against Torture!
Freddy Whoa: And he's going to have to, Zach, if he wants to win here tonight!
Zach Davis: Is this even about winning? Maybe for Seth, but for Torture this is a whole lot more!
Seth Lerch taunts on the stage to keep the crowd booing at him. He's by himself on the stage and looks around for Torture who could be sneak attacking at any second. Seth doesn't seem too phased by it and continues his boss-like stride down the ramp.
Freddy Whoa: Full of confidence!
Zach Davis: To be fair, Freddy, why wouldn't he be? This is the man who attacked Torture at One, and at Thirteen, and on multiple Slams! He's cut Torture open, made him bleed, and has certainly made him pay physically all because of some sort of drama from a year ago!
Freddy Whoa: And as far as we know, all that's been stated about that "Mexico incident" was Torture went to bat for a lot of the roster for better pay compensation and raises! He wanted them better taken care of and Seth didn't like it and fired him on the spot!
Zach Davis: And rumor is Torture was told he was allowed to make an appearance at One but Seth didn't like it so that's why Seth attacked Torture and has banned him ever since! This man has banned a Hall of Famer and legend like Torture for over half a year!
Freddy Whoa: He's technically not a Hall of Famer anymore, Zach.
Zach Davis: Yeah, yeah, whatever! Torture helped build this damn company, he's a reason for a while we kept getting checks when this place was about to crash, he was one of the few that helped this company rise from the ashes and to be honest without a lot of Torture's help we may not even be here! That man should be near the top or AT THE DAMN TOP of the Hall of Fame!
Freddy Whoa: Okay, okay Zach.
Zach Davis: I don't mean to get too hyped up, Freddy but Torture has done a lot for WCF and it just makes me sick Seth is treating him like this. There's no reason for any of it and Seth should be ashamed of himself!
Freddy Whoa: Okay, okay!
Zach Davis: Alright, I'm calmed down.
Freddy Whoa: Seth is in the ring and he has a microphone..
Seth quiets the crowd down as his music fades and he begins to speak.
Seth Lerch: This was supposed to be our main event, but you know what!? I CAN'T WAIT!
Zach Davis: A lot of us questioned Seth billing his match against Torture as the show closer, a lot of controversy behind that.... the man is delusional.
Seth Lerch: Tonight I end this once and for all. Something I should have done seven months ago! Just send his old broken piece of shit body out here and let's.. DO.. THIS!
Seth throws down the mic and the crowd goes crazy as Kings of Leon's average track Crawl hits the speakers and Madison Square Garden erupts!
Zach Davis: ITS BEEN ALMOST TEN YEARS SINCE TORTURE HAS BEEN IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN AND TONIGHT IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING! SETH LERCH AND TORTURE GO ONE ON ONE!
Freddy Whoa: THERE HE IS!
Torture comes out on to the stage as the lights dim and a spotlight hits him. He takes off his sweatshirt hoody and throws it to the ground and the loud cheers turn to the loudest boos we've ever heard. Seth Lerch is laughing hysterically in the ring; almost to the point of falling down in the corner of the ring.
Zach Davis: YOU HAVE TO BE. SHITTING ME.
Freddy Whoa: I don't.. I don't get it.
The man isn't Torture. It's Covfefe wearing a black T-shirt with Torture's 'T' logo on the front and wrestling trunks. He points his two thumbs to his chest doing Torture's taunt but no one is buying it. Covfefe jogs down the ramp and is trying hard to get people to cheer but they're not buying a single second of this.
Zach Davis: Where the hell is Torture?! We saw him earlier tonight!?
Freddy Whoa: Is this some sort of joke from Torture? Is Torture hiding under the ring?!
Covfefe stands in the ring and Seth demands the ref to ring the bell. He argues with Seth before Seth taps his chest with his index fingers and DEMANDS him to ring the bell or he's fired. The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: The bell just rang? What the hell is going on, damn it!? We want answers!
Covfefe goes for a punch but Seth Lerch ducks and floats behind Covfefe where Seth grabs him and holds him into the set-up for the Tortures Device.
Freddy Whoa: Oh come on! Where the hell is Torture?!
Covfefe goes down hard as Seth Lerch hits the Tortures Device in the middle of the ring. Seth stands up and taunts before putting his foot on the chest of Covfefe dressed as Torture and the ref relunctantly counts the three count.
The bell sounds to finish the match.
Zach Davis: What the HELL is happening here?
Freddy Whoa: I don't get it. Seth is grabbing the microphone again though..
The crowd is not dying down on the boos and they're very confused. Seth does grab the mic and begins to shout.
Seth Lerch: I DID IT! I DEFEATED THAT BIG PIECE OF SHIT! WOOHOOO!!! SETH BEATS TORT! SETH BEATS TORT! SETH BEATS TORT!
Seth Lerch: Listen, if you think for one second I was ever going to get into the ring with that crybaby broken two-timing pile of shit you have got to be crazier than Lawnmower Jones on an acid trip!
Seth Lerch: For those of you wondering where Torture and his stupid assistant are at, then wonder no more! Torture and Colt were ARRESTED as soon as they stepped foot inside this building because they're BANNED!
Zach Davis: Ohh for FU-
Freddy Whoa: NO, ZACH..
Zach Davis: My god, how low can our boss and owner get?!?
Seth Lerch: Sorry Torture fans! Sorry you dumb marks! You're not getting this and you'll never get this! SETH LERCH ALWAYS WINS.. and that's the way it is! Torture, whenever you watch this.. Eat shit and die.
Lerch drops the mic as Master of Puppets hits the airwaves and the crowd continues to boo throwing some trash in the ring as well.
Zach Davis: I.. I have no idea what to even say right now.
Freddy Whoa: This is outrageous, I thought we were going to get Torture and Seth in the ring, finally.
Zach Davis: We never will, Freddy. Seth Lerch is an asshole and I'm sorry to say it. He's an asshole. He's pushed this too far now and I don't know what else to say other than he's a giant asshole!
Freddy Whoa: Easy, Zach, you can't say that stuff about our boss.
Zach Davis: Right now, Freddy, I don't give a damn! I just don't! Seth Lerch is an asshole and he knows it!
The feed cuts to a commercial airing for future live events in YOUR area, and the next major PPVs including WAR.
Corey Black vs Kevin Bishop
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, this is set to be an exciting match between two of the best in the business.
Freddy Whoa: To say exciting would be an understatement! These are the cream of the crop and its hard to decide who's gonna take this match based on a simple “tale of the tape”.
Zach Davis: Buckle your seat belts, we're about to go on a wild ride.
Freddy Whoa: Ummm…did you really just say that?...
Kyle Steel: This next bout is scheduled for one fall…
"Spit Out the Bone" by Metallica hits the PA as the lights drop and purple lights illuminate the arena. A few moments later Corey Black emerges from the backstage area wearing a worn looking black leather vest with "ALL HAIL" - a skull with a crown - and "THE KING" on the back of it.
Kyle Steel: Hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota…Standing at 5'9” and weighing in a 218 pounds….Coreeeeeeeeeey Black!!!
The crowd cheers along with great appreciation, a few boos scattered in as Corey makes his way to the ring, little interaction with anyone, just focus on the squared circle. Black slides into the ring and lifts his right elbow to the sky as most of the crowd loses their mind. Corey drops his vest to the floor and simply waits in the corner, bouncing back and forth, anticipating the coming battle.
"Event Horizon" by Sttiched Up Heart officially begins as the drums start picking up along the song. A single spotlight emerges center stage exposing Kevin Bishop's back to the crowd, the design of his jacket the only thing seen to the audience's eyes. With the hoodie over his head, he slowly turns around to look at the disloyal fools booing him, slandering his name in their sheer ignorance. The chorus of the song begins which he expands his arms out to the side and a flash of golden fireworks explodes on each side of the stage.
Kyle Steel: Hailing from New York, New York. Standing at 6'3” and weighing in at 245 pounds….”The Plague” Kevin Bishop!!!
He removes the hoodie from on top of his head then marches down the entrance path assuming that glorious posture in his walk. He ignores the fans' arms as they stretch out in a futile attempt to touch the King.
He takes a few moments to walk around the ring, eyeing down the crazy booing fans behind the barricades. When he climbs up the steel steps, he also takes his place on the middle turnbuckle outside of the ropes. The lights instantly come back to life, lighting every detail of the interior of the stadium. Kevin drops over the top rope down into his corner, hanging the belt on the top rope as he removes his hoodie then tosses it at ringside.
The bell rings and the two wrestlers stare at each other, no fear in their eyes.
Zach Davis: This stare down is as intense as I think we’ve ever seen!
The two slowly approach each other, neither one backing down. They have a verbal back and forth before Corey bashes Bishop with a hard right. Bishop answers back with a hard right of his own. The two almost rhythmically hit their opponent with hard rights before Bishop hits a hard clothesline and sends Corey to the mat. Corey quickly picks himself off the mat, and is met with a dropkick. Both men get to their feet and once again Kevin Bishop is faster on the draw as he connects with a belly to belly suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop is definitely feeling the momentum!
Zach Davis: He certainly is controlling the match at the moment…
Kevin Bishop ascends the top rope. He patiently waits for Corey Black to get to his feet. The moment Corey does, Bishop launches off the rope for a press. Corey immediately hops in the air for a dropkick and his feet connect with Bishop’s face.
Zach Davis: That was insane!!! What a reversal!!!
Freddy Whoa: Where did that come from?!!
Corey Black seizes the opportunity and picks up his fallen prey. He connects with a T-Bone Suplex. Bishop scrambles back to his feet using the ropes, only to be met with a harsh Yakuza kick that sends him outside of the ring and onto the floor. Corey Black stalks his opponent as he watches Kevin Bishop slowly get to his feet on the outside. Corey gives a sadistic smile and runs to the ropes and leaps over them for a huge Senton. Bishop catches his smaller adversary in the power bomb position and proceeds to launch him into the steel steps. The steps dislodge on impact and Corey immediately favors his back.
Freddy Whoa: What a power bomb!!!
Zach Davis: These two have definitely been doing their homework!! Bishop managed to get out of a very scary situation with that reversal. But how much more is in his tank?
Bishop picks up Corey Black and lifts him up in power bomb position again. He runs with Black in his arms and power bombs him into the steel post. Corey Black is out cold.
Zach Davis: Alright enough is enough! Referee, do your job!
Bishop positions the base of the steel steps in between the entrance ramp and the ring and starts to lay Corey on it.
Bishop realizes the count is still going and slides back into the ring, and slides back out to break the count.
Freddy Whoa: Are you kidding me?! He could’ve had the win there! What an idiot!
Zach Davis: I think he wants to win this match by brutalizing his opponent and getting the pin.
Bishop reaches for Corey, but he’s met with an elbow strike to his head. As Bishop is reeling, Corey hit The Royal Beheading.
Zach Davis: And yet another momentum swing!! This match is as hard to call…
Freddy Whoa: As a crazy ex-girlfriend!!!!
Zach Davis: Thanks for stealing my thunder there.
Corey Black drags Bishop and lays him over the steel steps. He then slides back into the ring and climbs up to the top rope.
Zach Davis: No way…
Freddy Whoa: He’s not gonna…
Corey Black performs a shooting star press connects with authority as both wrestlers feel the impact of the steel steps.
Freddy Whoa: Holy shit!!!
Zach Davis: He might’ve ended Bishop’s career and his own in the process with that move!!
Before the ref could react, the bell sounds to end the match. The referee looks confused as he stares at the bell keeper.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentleman, sorry for the confusion. It looks like we’re getting to the bottom of it right now. The referee did not call for the bell so I’m not too sure what’s going on here…
The referee rolls out of the ring and confronts the bell keeper. The two are having a heated argument.
Freddy Whoa: From what I can hear, the bell keeper is considering the wrestlers’ health and wants to end the match immediately.
Zach Davis: Yes but that is completely up to the referee…
The referee is seen talking to Kyle Steel before heading back into the ring.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, by decree of the official…this match will resume!!!
The fans cheer as the bell keeper sits back down in horror.
Zach Davis: The official has spoken and the fans seem to agree! I don’t think either one of these two competitors would have been satisfied with quitting in the middle of this match.
The referee starts the count. Corey and Bishop by now have had a chance to shake the cobwebs and they both crawl towards the ropes. Corey is the first to lift himself up and he slams Bishop’s head against the side of the ring. He tosses Bishop into the ring and slides himself in. He Irish Whips Bishop into the turnbuckles and runs after him. Bishop uses the momentum to bounce off the turnbuckles and viciously clothesline Corey.
Zach Davis: You cannot accuse either one of these two of not scouting their opponent!!
Bishop starts to climb to the top rope. When Bishop gets to the top, Corey runs towards the corner and flips up attempting an epic hurricanrana. Bishop catches him again in a position for a power bomb. He balances himself and carefully points Corey’s back towards the steel steps in the outside of the ring.
Zach Davis: He better not do what I think he’s going to do!!!
Kevin Bishop launches off the top rope with Corey and does a sitdown power bomb, which obviously takes them both out again.
Freddy Whoa: Oh my God!!!
The fans go crazy as the two wrestlers roll off the steps and writhe in pain on the ground. A group of referees come from the back and immediately look after the two wrestlers, who want nothing to do with them. Three referees pick up Kevin Bishop and drag him towards the entrance. Just before the referee could call the match, Corey Black starts to get to his feet. He shoves the referees out of the way and walks towards Bishop. Bishop sees this and pushes the referees off as well.
Zach Davis: There is just no quit in them!!!
Freddy Whoa: Let them fight!!
The two meet at the ramp and exchange rights on their way back to ringside. The referees collect themselves and head backstage
shaking their heads. When Bishop gets the better of the exchange, Corey slides into the ring. Bishop follows and is exposed to harsh stomps from Corey. Bishop fights to his feet and Corey hooks up a dragon sleeper.
Zach Davis: This could be it right here!
Freddy Whoa: If Bishop didn’t quit after the first two times, I doubt he’ll quit now!
Bishop senses himself starting to fade so he uses the last amount of energy in him to flip over and in mid-air wrap his arm around Corey for a Reverse DDT. The two men again are exhausted and lay in the middle of the ring. Slowly, both work up. Bishop has his second wind, he runs to the ropes...
Zach Davis: BLACK DEATH!
NO! COREY IS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH A VICIOUS ELBOW!
Freddy Whoa: Bishop didn't get all of that Black Death, but he DID hit it; both men may be out!
Kevin Bishop rolls out of the ring, he's on dream street. Corey knows he needs to press his advantage, he runs to the ropes..
Zach Davis: Suicide Dive!
NO!, Bishop is able to sidestep it. Bishop stomps away angrily at Corey before pulling a table out from under the ring.
Freddy Whoa: What does he have planned? This isn't a no DQ match!
Corey tries to climb back into the ring, he's on the apron as Bishop gets the table set up. Bishop climbs onto the apron now too and starts brawling with Corey.
Zach Davis: One of those guys is going through that table..
Corey connects with another vicious elbow, Bishop nearly falls off the apron and onto the table he set up, but he hangs out. Corey goes for another elbow but Bishop knows he's gotta avoid it, he ducks it. Bishop hits a series of jabs to the stomach and then does the only thing he can do, he tackles Corey off the apron - no!, Corey grabs him - both men fly off the apron and through the table!
Freddy Whoa: BOTH MEN THROUGH THE TABLE!
The ref calls for the bell immediately.
Zach Davis: Looks like the ref has thrown this one out!
The fans begin to boo as medics begin checking on both men.
Freddy Whoa: Corey and Bishop both working their way to their feet! They're still trying to fight!
Security quickly breaks up Corey and Bishop, several men holding each of them back.
Zach Davis: Something tells me things aren't over between these two!
Blast goes to commercial.
World Title Match
Jason O'Neal vs Dion Necurat vs David Sanches vs Jared Holmes
Special Guest Referee: Teo del Sol
Zach Davis: It's time for our main event, The WCF Heavyweight Championship is on the line!
Freddy Whoa: A HUGE Fatal Fourway, where one pin or submission ends the match!
Zach Davis: Yes, Freddy, these four wrestlers are going to have to keep their eyes open the whole time, one mistake could end the match!
Freddy Whoa: And Jared Holmes, the World Champion, doesn't have to be submitted nor pinned to lose his Championship!
Teo del Sol is walking down the ramp to his theme music showing fatigue of the Hardcore Championship match he was in to start Blast!
Zach Davis: You know he's calling this right down the middle!
Freddy Whoa: Probably our greatest ref!
Zach Davis: Teo del Sol, the heart and soul of America.. and Wrestling Championship Federation!
Freddy Whoa: Woo! Got that right!
#1 by Nelly hits and Jason O'Neal walks arrogantly to the ring. He doesn't clap hands, he doesn't taunt, he wants one thing. The WCF World Championship back around his waist!
Zach Davis: Jason O'Neal is one to look at in this match!
Freddy Whoa: Lowkey underrated, Zach.
"Leaving Dionysus" by Leaving Dionysus begins to play throughout the Arena. "The Legion", 20 Centurion guards march down the aisle, lining up 10 on one side and 10 on the other leading down to the ring and stand at attention.A quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold appears carrying "The Crimson Gladiator" Dion Necurat and makes its way down the aisle as if entering the Roman Colosseum ready to do battle and circles the ring and stops. As Dion enters the ring, the quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold makes its way back up the aisle and disappears followed by The Legion. "The Crimson Gladiator" Dion Necurat, standing in the middle of the ring, raising a scepter of Dionysus toward the crowd and starts banging the shaft against a custom made Vibranium/steel alloy Spartan shield calling out his opponent to engage him into a fight to the death. Dion's fans stand in unison to cheer their warrior as gold coins in Dion Necurat's likeness rains down on him in the center of the ring. He looks out to his fans, who give Dion the thumbs up and gives his opponent the thumbs down, meaning "Death!" Dion raises both arms holding the scepter and custom made Spartan shield wide out over his head in praise to the crowd and let's out a Gladiator bloodcurdling scream.
Zach Davis: Longest. Entrance. Ever.
Freddy Whoa: Coolest! Entrance! Ever! You mean.
The arena falls into a tepid silence as the opening guitar riff to Royal Blood’s “Out of the Black” begins to trickle out of the PA system, starting quiet and building to a thunderous din as the words kick into action. The crowd are perplexed at first until the screen does the legwork in identifying who is coming to the ring by showing highlights from the career of David Sanchez’ various matches.. The song plays on as the audience erupts into a sea of distasteful chants and a rapture of hissing, gesturing and miscellaneous disapproving noises. David Sanchez appears center stage, his eyes unblinking as he soaks in the loathing. Dressed in his simple wrestling gear of purple cage-fighting shorts, taped wrists, Black and purple boots, capped with cut-off, black gloves he appears a much different man than he does behind the curtain. In contrast to his drug-addled antics of promos both past and present, as well as the everyday struggles and politics of being the mayor, this impressive specimen wears only one additional item to approach the ring, a T-shirt he had launched through his wives’ online fashion outlet. The slogan branded on this simple black garment reads “[FEAR] Fuck Empathy” in purple font. David’s emotionless stare at the crowd turns into a grimace at hearing their hatred towards him, even as he rebuilds their city, he was still always known as the bad guy. He begins a slow pace to the ring. No pyrotechnics are launched, nor do the lights flicker. He believed simplicity was more intimidating than flashing strobes, smoke and fireworks. As he walks he removes the aforementioned T-shirt, an action which draws a slight stirring from the fans closest to the ramp who believe they may be given this item of clothing. Instead, upon acknowledging this optimism, Sanchez simply hangs the T-shirt over the optical lens of the cameraman who had been documenting his walk to the ring, causing a momentary fault in focus which is quickly dealt with as the low hissing turns into a tidal wave of boos by those disheartened by his inability to share.
I’ve got a gun for a mouth,
‘Got a bullet with your name on it.
As the music shifts back to a heavy guitar solo, David Sanchez slides under the bottom ropes and leaps back to his feet, staring down the ring announcer without so much as batting an eyelid at the audience. With this final blatant disregard for showmanship he turns back to the stage, awaiting his opponent whilst stretching out his limbs in a warm-up. He acts as though the arena is empty, as if this was simply a practice run. A slightly troubling smile appears on his previously void of emotion complexion as the music ceases and the crowd’s obvious resentment for his presence surrounds him like a warm blanket of hate.
Zach Davis: Sanchez wants to beat everyone here and capture that World Championship.
Freddy Whoa: You didn't think that was the longest entrance?
Zach Davis: Didn't notice!
Freddy Whoa: /Rolling_Eyes_Emoji
"Dream House" by Deafheaven hits the PA as the lights go dim in the arena. A golden Eye of Horus lights up the jumbotron as "#AllHail6ixGod" appears beneath in gold lettering, the arena lights now flashing a multitude of pinks, yellows, and pastel oranges upon the ramp and stage. A spotlight hits the center of the ramp as song bursts into energy and booing from the crowd reaches a fever pitch. From the curtain steps Jared Holmes dressed in a full-face mirror ball mask topped with a diamond encrusted crown of thorns and long navy wool coat with gold accents.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Hollywood, California. Weighing in at two-hundred and fifteen pounds.... "THE SIX GOD" JARED HOLMES!
Jared steps into the spotlight, the mirror ball mask reflecting the light in a dazzling display of colors. His hands slowly raise from his sides into the air as sparks descend from the ceiling. Bringing his arms down swiftly, he continues down the ramp, his eyes concealed behind the mask but undoubtedly on the ring. The posse moves with purpose, and upon reaching the bottom of the ring, Jared ascends the stairs and steps between the ropes. His hand coming to the back of his head, he removes the mask and raises it in the air to a chorus of boos.
Zach Davis: Jared Holmes has vowed to be WCF World Champion for as long he lived for so many years and he finally has that belt wrapped around his waist!
Teo standing in the middle of the ring with all four men in each of their own corners. Teo checks with each one before grabbing the respected WCF Championship title belt from Jared Holmes and holding it to each member of the match and then holding it over his head to each side of the ring. He hands it off to Kyle Steel before ringing the bell!
Zach Davis: HERE WE GO!
Holmes and O'Neal trade punches as Dion and Sanchez trade punches! O'Neal goes for a wild clothesline but Holmes ducks and when O'Neal turns around Holmes decks him with his own strong clothesline right over the top rope and O'Neal crashes to the mats below JUST as Sanchez misses a clothesline on Dion and Dion clotheslines Sanchez over the top rope too!
Freddy Whoa: Ohhh!! Look at the two in the ring!
Zach Davis: Jared Holmes! Dion! These two finally squaring off!
Dion and Holmes circle the ring before stepping closer to a face to face altercation. Holmes talking mad shit, while Dion smirks. The crowd 100% behind Dion! The two go to trade punches but O'Neal attacks Dion from behind and Dion goes flying out of the ring through the middle ropes! O'Neal is thrown against the ropes by Holmes now, and goes for a hip toss but O'Neal stays put and punches Holmes in the midsection bending him forward and goes for a DDT on Holmes! Holmes gets out of it, spins out of it*, and backs his way to the ropes for a good bounce and when he comes to O'Neal, Holmes is flipped over into a back body drop and Holmes crashes to the mat with a thud and rolls out of the ring as Sanchez slides in and grabs O'Neal from behind and hits a few stiff knees to the midsection and whipping him to the corner! O'Neal stumbles out of the corner and gets a European uppercut from Sanchez! A second one! A third one! A STIFF fourth one and O'Neal is thrown to the ropes where Dion brings down the top rope and O'Neal crashes to the floor and Dion slides into the ring!
Zach Davis: Now it's Sanchez verses Dion!
Dion ducks a wild knee from Sanchez and Dion unloads rights and lefts and the crowd comes alive cheering on their favorite! Dion has Sanchez reeling back in the corner! Dion goes for the six-punch combination, but Holmes grabs Dion from behind and throws him to the ropes and goes for a sick clothesline but Dion ducks and when Holmes rebounds off the ropes, Dion hits a running big boot knocking Holmes to the mat and when Dion turns around, Sanchez hits a running kitchen sink to the midsection of Dion flipping him over to the mat! Sanchez turns around and O'Neal hits a dropkick sending Sanchez out of the ring through the middle rope! O'Neal sees an opening and goes to the top rope!
Zach Davis: He's athletic, yes, but I've never seen him go to the top rope with such confidence!
Freddy Whoa: The World Title is on the line, and it makes you do stuff you never thought you could!
Sanchez gets to his feet on the outside of the ring as O'Neal flies off the top rope with a crossbody like move and they both crash to the mats!
Zach Davis: Daddy-Dia!!! WOW!
Freddy Whoa: O'Neal flies and gets 'r done with a crossbody attack from the top rope on Sanchez!
O'Neal stretches his neck and arms to get his feeling back and stands to his feet and turns around and picks up Sanchez. The crowd comes alive as Holmes is in the ring noticing the two getting to a vertical base on the outside. Holmes runs and hits the ropes, comes full speed and suicide dives through the ropes and nails Sanchez and O'Neal to the mats! Holmes somehow lands on his feet bouncing off O'Neal/Sanchez. Holmes thinks he can do it again, so he slides in to the ring, full speed hits the ropes and comes running across the ring but Dion catches Holmes and hits a quick STO Backbreaker!
Zach Davis: DION!! DION!!
Freddy Whoa: Holmes is down! Holmes is down!
Dion taunts and the crowd is back on their feet cheering for their boy as Holmes rolls and uses the ropes to get to his feet and Dion ties him up, pushes him off and pulls him in close!!
Zach Davis: DIVINITY!!!!!
Holmes ducks and hits a jumping knee when Dion turns around! Holmes hits the ropes but Dion picks up Holmes on his shoulder and tries to hit Godslayer!!
Zach Davis: HE CAN DO IT RIGHT HERE! DION CAN WIN THE WORLD TITLE!
Holmes elbows Dion and gets out of it and when Dion is forced to drop him, Holmes goes for a running attack but Dion ducks and O'Neal hits The Sensation on Holmes!
Freddy Whoa: WHOOAAA!!! ITS OVER!! SENSATION ON HOLMES!
Dion turns around and O'Neal hits Sensaion on Dion!
Zach Davis: O'NEAL IS ON A ROLL!
Sanchez gets on the apron and O'Neal hits The Sensation on Sanchez crashing him down to the mats! O'Neal turns and pins Holmes and hooks the leg!
Zach Davis: THIS CAN DO IT RIGHT HERE!
Freddy Whoa: WE GOTTA NEW CHAMPION
Kick out! Holmes gets his shoulder up and O'Neal can't believe it! O'Neal pushes Holmes out of the ring and crawls over and hooks the leg on Dion and pins!
Zach Davis: O'NEAL IS GONNA WIN THE TITLE AGAIN..
Kick out! Dion gets a shoulder up! O'Neal can't believe it again. He slaps the mat and shoves Dion out of the ring and when O'Neal gets to his feet Sanchez connects with a knee to the face of O'Neal! Sanchez taunts before picking up O'Neal and dropping him on his knee before picking his ass back up and throwing him chest first into the turnbuckles and when O'Neal stumbles backwards Sanchez hits RVM!
Freddy Whoa: OHHH WHOAA O'NEAL MIGHT BE OUT!
Zach Davis: SANCHEZ IS GONNA PIN!!! SANCHEZ HIT THE REARVIEW MIRROR!
The kick to O'Neals head has knocked him out cold and Sanchez pins him for the title!
Holmes slides in and breaks up the count. The crowd is on their feet as we almost saw a new World Champion!
Zach Davis: Holmes SAVING his Championship!
Holmes gets to his feet and picks up Sanchez before Dion hits a running big boot to Sanchez knocking him out of the ring! Holmes reacts quickly and rolls up Dion from behind in a school boy pin, but Dion rolls right out of it to his feet and kicks Holmes in his head keeping Holmes on his knees! Dion taunts before going for another kick but Holmes ducks and Holmes hits a low blow on Dion! The crowd boos!
Zach Davis: WAIT! TEO WASNT PAYING ATTENTION!?
Freddy Whoa: O'NEAL HAS TEOS ATTENTION!!! TEO DIDNT SEE THE LOW BLOW!
Dion is bent over in pain as Holmes kicks O'Neal in the head knocking him out of the ring before turning and picking up Dion and school-boy rolling him up one more time and this time pinning him with his feet on the ropes! Teo counts!
Zach Davis: WAIT! THE COUNT STOPPED! TEO SEES HOLMES' FEET ON THE ROPES!
Holmes is pissed off and demands the count of three! Teo stands to his feet and shakes his head no! The crowd comes alive as Teo is not having any of this bullshit! Holmes gets to his feet and tries to get into Teos face before O'Neal hits Holmes from behind and they both crash to the outside of the ring. Dion is getting to his feet when Sanchez rolls back into the ring and hits Colombian Neckties on Dion!
Zach Davis: OH SANCHEZ MAY HAVE JUST DONE IT!
Freddy Whoa: HE HOOKS THE LEG! HE MAY HAVE IT DONE!
Dion gets a shoulder up!
Zach Davis: OHhhh Dion kicks up!
Freddy Whoa: Madison Square Garden is electric right now behind Dion!
Sanchez gets to his feet and picks up Dion and hits the Dirty Epic Driver!!
Zach Davis: HOLY HELL DION IS BROKEN!
Freddy Whoa: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!
Sanchez rolls Dion to his back and hooks the leg!
Dion gets his shoulder up AGAIN!
Zach Davis: AND DION KICKS OUT!! DION KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: Dion won't get quietly into the night!
Sanchez gets to his feet and O'Neal hits a dropkick sending Sanchez back into the turnbuckle where O'Neal hits a flying body splash and Sanchez stumbles out of the corner and O'Neal clotheslines Sanchez over the top rope. O'Neal turns around to grab at Dion but his attacked by Holmes!
Zach Davis: And the WCF World Champion on the attack!
Holmes hits a double forearm check to O'Neal knocking him down! O'Neal gets to his feet and Holmes hits another double forearm check to the chest of O'Neal sending him to the mat again before getting up and Holmes sidekicks O'Neal in the midsection!
Zach Davis: CLICHE KICK!
Holmes puts O'Neal in position for the Canadian Destroyer.
Freddy Whoa: DOLPHIN DRIVER! HES GOING FOR THE DAMN DOLPHIN DRIVER!
Holmes is about to hit it when Dion comes with a kick to Holmes face and sends him back into the ropes which he bounces off and hits a stiff clothesline to Dion sending him inside and out! The crowd boos as Holmes gets to his feet and ducks O'Neals attack, O'Neal runs into the corner and stays put! Holmes hits the other corner then runs full speed and hits a stinger-like splash on O'Neal! As he stumbles out of the corner, Holmes turns O'Neal around and hits a German Suplex! Holmes gets to his feet and ducks Dion's big boot but catches him and hits a T-Bone suplex! Holmes hooks the leg of Dion!
Kick up. Holmes crawls over and pins O'Neal!
Kick out! O'Neal kicks out.
Zach Davis: Holmes trying everything to keep his Championship!
Holmes gets to his feet and goes for a punch but is thrown to the ground and Dion locks on the CROSSFACE!
Zach Davis: CROSSFACE!! DION CAN WIN IT RIGHT HERE!!
Freddy Whoa: IF HOLMES TAPS THIS MATCH IS OVER!
Dion is hooking in the Crossface even deeper before breaking it up because O'Neal is getting to his feet. O'Neal runs to the ropes, bounces off and goes for a clothesline but Dion hooks the crossface on O'Neal!!
Zach Davis: NOW ITS OVER!!! IT HAS TO BE OVER!!
Freddy Whoa: IF O'NEAL TAPS ITS OVER!!!
Sanches gets into the ring and Dion breaks it off and ducks Sanchez clothesline and Dion connects with a takedown and the crossface on Sanchez! Sanchez reaches the ropes and Teo breaks the hold, Dion turns around and is kicked to the midsection from Holmes and Holmes hits a DDT! Holmes gets to his feet and O'Neal hits the Lagniappe!!!
Zach Davis: OUTTTAAA NOWHERE!!!!
Sanchez turns around and O'Neal hits Lagniappe on Sanchez!
Freddy Whoa: OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!
Dion gets to his feet and turns around and O'Neal goes for Lagniappe, but Dion throws him off to the ropes and when O'Neal bounces back Dion picks him up for Godslayer!
Freddy Whoa: DION CAN HAVE IT DONE RIGHT NOW!!
Dion can't execute the move as O'Neal gets out of it and when O'Neal lands on his feet, Dion turns around, O'Neal hits Lagniappe!
Zach Davis: OUT OF NOWHERE!
The crowd stands to their feet as O'Neal looks to have the WCF World Championship wrapped up for a SECOND time!
Dion kicks up!
O'Neal crawls over to Sanchez but Holmes is in the ring.. with a steel chairs. He non-chalantly strikes O'Neal with it.
Freddy Whoa: What the!?
Dion is slowly to get to his feet and Holmes swings the chair, connecting with his head! Dion rolls out of the ring.
Zach Davis: What has Jared Holmes done!?
Holmes turns towards Teo, taunting him.
Freddy Whoa: Oh. Oh. That son of a bitch. He's trying to get Teo to disqualify him!
Zach Davis: For the good of everyone in this match, if Jared is just going to cheat and not give a shit... Isn't it the right thing to do?
Freddy Whoa: And let him keep his World Title and escape to Ultimate Showdown? Especially after last month, Zach!?
Teo shakes his head no, he won't DQ Jared Holmes and let him take the easy way out. This enrages Jared and he rushes Teo. Teo ducks away from the chair attack and then grabs it out from Holmes' hands, throwing it out of the ring!
Zach Davis: Whoever wins this match is going to win it the right way with Teo del Sol here!
Holmes angrily turns - right into the waiting David Sanchez. The two go face to face. The crowd comes alive.
Zach Davis: SANCHEZ!
Freddy Whoa: HOLMES!
The crowd builds to a crescendo as the two powerhouses of the Wrestling Championship Federation finally find themselves toe to toe. #BeachKrew and eVerest, Jared Holmes and David Sanchez; finally, one on one.
Zach Davis: OH! MY! GOD!
Sanchez and Holmes both begin smiling as they press forehead to forehead as the crowd goes into a screaming hush with the lights going down.
Freddy Whoa: What the hell?
The darkness continues for a moment until we hear a clip from David Sanchez's promotional video over the sound system.
"This isn’t about Joey Flash, but it never really was to begin with now, was it?"
Then, a strong ethereal voice booms throughout the arena.
"It was ALWAYS about Joey...fucking...Flash."
The lights come up.
The crowd explodes, the era defining dreamscape. David Sanchez, Jared Holmes and...
Both men are blown to opposite sides of the ring, slamming into each turnbuckle as standing in the centre of the ring, long black locks flowing across his olive skinned back, a thick white grin across his face...
Freddy Whoa: IT'S JOEY FLASH!!!!
The legendary competitor holds still for a moment as the Madison Square Garden crowd who witnessed him win War last year go positively apeshit.
Freddy Whoa: JOEY FLASH IS HERE!!!!
Zach Davis: MADISON SQUARE GARDEN HAS EXPLODED!!!
Flash looks around ringside at the carnage and destruction of the match and then at the two competitors in the ring, his eyes glancing from side to side. David Sanchez. Jared Holmes.
Zach Davis: Flash looking at the two men who orchestrated his fall right now...
Freddy Whoa: ... WHO THE HELL DOES HE WANT?
David Sanchez rises.
Jared Holmes rises.
Then our World Champion Bites the Dust.
Zach Davis: DOWN GOES HOLMES!!!
Freddy Whoa: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?!?
Flash steps toward the fallen Jared Holmes and holds the World Champion in his arms for a moment as Holmes begins to stir. Jared, glassy eyed and glazed over looks toward a vision from a dream as he reaches out toward Joey who helps a groggy Jared back to his feet. The two men stare at each other for a moment before Joey plants a kiss on Jared's cheek and whispers a single word.
Flash drops to the mat after speaking the words of WCF's biggest show of the year.
Crowd: JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!
Joey Flash struts triumphantly up the ramp. Jared Holmes stares out at him for one brief second - before quickly turning to Teo Del Sol and yelling "DISQUALIFICATION! DISQUALIFY ME!", begging him in desperation.
Zach Davis: HOW THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!
Freddy Whoa: Jared Holmes attacked two men in this match earlier with a steel chair, trying to get himself disqualified... now he's AGAIN trying to get this match ended by disqualification! He knows he's in over his head!
Teddy shakes his head no. Jared Holmes' rage brings him to his feet, but it's too late-
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!!
Freddy Whoa: MEDUSA'S TOUCH!!
Zach Davis: IT HAS TO BE OVER!
David Sanchez isn't taking chances, not when he's so close. He picks Jared Holmes up once more, grappling him from behind-
Freddy Whoa: NO! SENSATION KICK!
Zach Davis: Jason O'Neal launched a Sensation Kick at Jared Holmes, Sanchez couldn't see him. Holmes ducked and O'Neal connects with Sanchez!
Dion Necurat is behind Jason now; he grapples him, spins him around and hits a vicious ripchord Clothesline!
Freddy Whoa: DIVINITY!!!
Dion quickly lifts Holmes up and lifts him in the Double Pumphandle Orange Crush Bomb.
Zach Davis: SILVER CHARIOT!!
Dion Necurat falls on top of Jared Holmes, hooking the leg.
The crowd erupts.
Freddy Whoa: DDIIOONN NNEECCUURRAATT!
Every single person in the audience has become unglued!
Zach Davis: DION HAS DONE IT! HE'S DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!
The bell sounds. Dion Necurat rolls over, exhausted and probably not quite believing this is real. After several moments of letting it sink it, he stands to his feet, and he's handed the World Title.
Freddy Whoa: This was a match full of intrigue - all three challengers proving they deserved to hang with Jared Holmes and taking him to his limits, to the point of trying to get himself disqualified. Then the surprising reappearance of Joey Flash!, and finally our finale - Dion Necurat with the victory!
Dion climbs up one turnbuckle, soaking in the cheers, soaking in his moment.
Zach Davis: Dion better enjoy this - he has the ultimate challenge coming up-
Dion's celebration is cut short as David Sanchez positions himself, back against the turnbuckle to the surprise of Dion, where he can grab him right in position for the Quackendriver II.
Freddy Whoa: HOLLOW DREAMS. COME ON!
Teo del Sol quickly grabs Sanchez, but it's too late. Steven Singh and Ethan King are both in the ring and they Clothesline Teo from behind and start laying the stomps on him. Bale Pascal quickly joins them and stomps away as well!
Zach Davis: God damn Everest! God damn it!
Singh and Ethan hoist the new World Champion to his feet as Bale keeps Teo subdued. They throw him into Sanchez, who destroys Dion with a Medusa's Touch.
Freddy Whoa: You know what they say, Zach. Everest above all. Dion Necurat and his moment be damned!
David Sanchez grabs the World Title, the World Title he sees as his right. Ethan King and Steven Singh retrieve the Trios and Tag Titles, handing Sanchez his Trios belt. Bale Pascal has his People's Title. The four of them raise "their" belts high in the air.
Zach Davis: We're out of time. We've got Bale Pascal defending that belt against Jayson Price next week... Maybe the only chance of making sure Everest isn't totally dominant at Ultimate Showdown...
Freddy Whoa: We'll see you then. Goodnight.
Blast fades out.