Helloween Intro
Brad Kane vs Russle Trombone
Hotdog Mascot Segment
Troy Malenko vs Paul Dangerous vs Bo Young vs Captain Punishment
Oblivion Segment
Tag Titles Match: Doc Henry/Tank Reaper vs Johnny Reb/Chuy
Hellimination: This_Is_War vs Team WCF

Helloween Intro

Radioactive by Kings of Leon hits and Helloween is on the air! The fans cheer and hold up their signs and act crazy as the pyro goes off and we go to our announcers.

Zach Davis: Here we are, our last night at the Cow Palace. At least I hope so.

Shannan Lerch: Tonight, This_Is_War comes together as a unit up against Team WCF. D-Day, Oblivion, and the World Champion himself, Logan.

Zach Davis: That's right! Logan is back from his suspension and presumably ready to kick some ass. The This_Is_War team will consist of Jay Price, Creeping Death, and the new TV Champ, Chris Avery.

Shannan Lerch: We've also got another tag match... for the Tag Team Titles. Quite a bizarre match, in a way, because the current Champions are on opposite sides of the ring.

Zach Davis: That's right. We're about to see who which of the former Confederates will get the belts... Doc or Johnny. Henry has chosen to tag with Tank Reaper, while Reb is teaming with Chuy.

Shannan Lerch: I hate to say it, but I think Johnny Reb has his work cut out for him. Tank Reaper? He's a monster! And not to mention the rest of This_Is_War.. could they be involved too?

Zach Davis: I guess we'll see.

Shannan Lerch: We will be finding out who is going to go onto One with a United States Title shot... Troy Malenko, Paul Dangerous, Bo Young or Captain Punishment.

Zach Davis: Four very interesting choices, to say the least.

Shannan Lerch: We also have Brad Kane's return to the ring! He's up against the one and only Russle Trombone.

Zach Davis: Well why wait? Let's get to the action!

Brad Kane vs Russle Trombone

"Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc kicks in and Russle Trombone is shoved through the curtains. He stumbles, but manages not to fall. (The crowd as a collective considers using this time for a bathroom break.)

Zach Davis: Not this time, they're not. We're about to witness the in-ring return of a true WCF legend!

Shannan Lerch: That's right, Zach. We thought we had seen the last of BK but last week he made his shocking return to Slam and declared war on his arch-nemesis Torture, the unquestioned leader of This Is War and the man who tried to kill Brad Kane's wife. Last week Kane challenged Torture to a match at One and the fans have been buzzing about it all week. The question that everybody is asking is will Torture respond to BK's challenge tonight and will he accept?

"Cuz the pain that they're gonna feel after I'm done with you is gonna feed me. And give me, give me that oh so elusive happiness. I can't wait to see them cry. I can't wait to see you shiver. I can't wait for you to be droolin' out your mouth not knowin' where you are. You can call me sick but the world is cold... bundle up!"

{The opening to "War Is My Destiny" by Ill Bill feat. Immortal Technique flares up, the lights dimming down. Everyone can see a shadow standing in the entry way. Standing in the middle of the entry way is Brad Kane with Megan right behind him. The crowd begins to give him a huge ovation as he stays in the entry way for another few moments, letting all the suspense build. He begins to move his head, looking out into the thousands of fans that are in attendance tonight. More moment follows as he takes a few steps and throws his right arm out into the air, letting out a war cry before walking towards the ring. Many of the fans extend their hands out, looking for some form of contact. Brad slaps their hands as does Megan. When he reaches ringside, he walks completely around the outside of the ring, high fiving more fans. Once he's done walking around ringside, he heads up one set of the stairs and gets onto the apron while Megan follows him in. Brad Kane enters the ring through the middle rope as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle, going to the top. He looks out into the crowd, seeing the cheering fans taking pictures. Brad leaps off and heads to the other side of the ring and proceeds to do the same thing as more pictures are snapped. Jumping back off, he then backs into that corner, leaning against the ropes as Megan gives him a kiss for good luck. As she leaves the ring, he waits while his music fades off.}

Zach Davis: Listen to this crowd! The Cow Palace is electric right now! Brad Kane done set it off y'all, like Jada Pinkett Smith!

Shannan Lerch: Look at the focus in Brad Kane's eyes, the determination! He looks like a soldier who's about to enter battle. It's been a long time since we've seen that look from him. Hell, it's been a long time since we've seen him period, but I'm gonna say something right now: Torture better be careful because he just might get his ass kicked by this man, Brad Kane.

Zach Davis: There is a flip side to that, Shannan. If Brad Kane is going to wage war against Torture then he's going to have to contend with the entire This Is War group, and he's going to have to watch his back. It's always a numbers game with This Is War. They don't fight people one on one. They fight people two on one, three on one, fifteen on one, it doesn't matter. They bring in as many bodies as they need to get the job done, and right now Kane is a lone wolf.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of which, I feel sorry for Russle. He's a nice kid. Sure he's a little chubby, but that doesn't mean that he deserves to be brutally beaten to death by a WCF Hall of Famer. If Russle is going to die then it should be the result of diabetes or myocardial infarction, like most fat people.

Zach Davis: I agree with you, Shannan. Even BK expressed sympathy toward Russle in his promo this week, but business is business as they say. What was your brother thinking when he booked this match, anyway?

Shannan Lerch: I don't know that Seth does think when he books. I suppose that it's possible but I've seen no evidence to support that theory.

Zach Davis: Those are harsh words, Shannan. He is your brother, and your boss by the way.

Shannan Lerch: Oh, I don't mean that as an insult. Booking comes naturally for Seth. He doesn't have to think about it, it's instinctive. He was born to book wrestling matches.

Zach Davis: Good save. Anyway, maybe Russle will shock the world and pull off an upset tonight. Anything is possible inside the WCF ring!

Shannan Lerch: Not you getting laid...

Referee Wink Chippendale checks both competitors for weapons before the match. Then he gives the thumbs up signal and calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!

The crowd is chanting "BK! BK! BK!" as the match officially gets underway. Russle tries to rally support by clapping his chubby hands together and calling out to the fans, but they ignore him.

Zach Davis: Russle likes to have a good time, that's for sure. He's a modern day Koko B. Ware.

Shannan Lerch: That's what makes this all the sadder but, uh, as for that comparison I don't think we have to worry about Russle taking flight like the Birdman.

Zach Davis: Not unless his body gets lifted off the ground by a particularly stiff series of strikes from BK.

As if on cue Kane goes to work on Russle, throttling him with a series of stiff as hell kicks to the head and body. The impact of the kicks echoes throughout the Cow Palace as the fans go nuts.

Shannan Lerch: Russle is getting the holy hell beat out of him! The last time we saw his body shake and convulse like this it was the result of a bad mix of SunChips, salsa and chocolate milk!

Kane punctuates the flurry of kicks with a powerful head kick that drops Russle to the mat.

Zach Davis: Oh my poes! Russle was goddamn near decapitated! He has to be out cold!

Kane makes the cover on Russle, not even bothering to hook his leg.

Wink Chippendale: ONE...

TWO...

THR--NO!!!

Russle barely gets his shoulder up in time.

Zach Davis: Russle kicked out! I don't believe it!

Shannan Lerch: Much like a walrus, his blubber offers him a layer of protection against the elements. It was just enough to save him that time.

BK glares at the referee and then shoots a peeved look at Russle as he pulls his rotund opponent to his feet. Kane punishes Trombone with a pair of knife edge chops to the chest before whipping Russle into the corner. Kane quickly charges in and destroys Russle with a running corner Shining Wizard. The impact causes Russle to stumble forward, looking as if he's about to collapse. Kane "helps" him to the mat with an Exploder suplex. The impact of the move causes Russle's body to roll under the ring ropes and out to the floor.

Zach Davis: Russle just hit the floor outside of the ring HARD!

Shannan Lerch: Zach, I think the impact from Russle's body hitting the floor might have revived him. He looked like he was out cold after that Exploder from BK. No wait, my mistake...it appears as though a fan at ringside has revived Russle by stuffing corn chips into his mouth!

Zach Davis: Those aren't just corn chips, Shannan. Those are SunChips! I can tell because of the noisy ass bag. SunChips are to Russle Trombone what spinach is to Popeye!

Sure enough, Russle is revived after chomping down on a handful of SunChips. Trombone rises to his feet as Brad Kane rolls out of the ring. Kane throws another one of his lethal kicks but this time Russle catches his leg and counters with the Turkey Tap. Megan looks on with obvious concern for her husband's jewels.

Zach Davis: Turkey Tap! Thanksgiving has arrived early here at the Cow Palace!

Shannan Lerch: And Christmas might arrive early too at least for Russle if he can upset Brad Kane!

Russle rolls BK into the ring and then slides in himself, just beating the referee's count. Russle makes the cover.

Wink Chippendale: ONE...

TW--NO!!!

Zach Davis: Well, BK only had to kick out before the three but he managed to beat out the two as well.

Shannan Lerch: Russle isn't giving up hope! It looks like he's setting up for the Double Down!

Trombone does indeed go for his finisher, which consists of two standard suplexes. Russle hits the first suplex but Kane blocks the second one and deftly counters into the AMG Driver. Russle's body quivers before going limp on the mat.

Zach Davis: GOOD...NIGHT! Russle's head just hit the canvas like a pumpkin being dropped onto a sidewalk!

Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh, Kane isn't done yet, Zach. It looks like he wants to send a message to you know who.

Kane looks straight into the camera and does a throat-slitting gesture while mouthing the word "Torture". BK then turns his attention back to Russle, setting him up for and subsequently obliterating him with the Impending Doom. The crowd roars its approval, with Megan cheering loudest of all, as Kane makes the cover.

Wink Chippendale: ONE...

TWO...

THREE!!!

Zach Davis: Phew! Mercifully this match has come to an end! It didn't last very long but it was brutal!

Shannan Lerch: I don't think we're going to see Russle again for a VERY long time. Brad Kane sent a message with his performance tonight. If Torture was watching, and I'm sure that he was, then the message has been received loud and clear.

"War Is My Destiny" hits the PA as BK gets to his feet. He walks over to the ropes and holds them open for Megan as she climbs into the ring to celebrate with him, the crowd cheering wildly.

Hotdog Mascot Segment

“King For a Day” by Green Day rumbles the speakers. The Hotdog Mascot calmly makes her entrance to the stage.

Zach Davis: The ‘Scot not looking very excited tonight.

Shannan Lerch: That’s a first.

And, indeed, the Mascot descends down to the ring like she was on her way to a funeral. Once inside the ring, the music cuts, and she pulls a microphone from her bun suit.

Hotdog Mascot: Last Thursday at 2 AM.. I gave birth.

The audience applaud in a congratulating manner.

Hotdog Mascot: Uh, thank you.. And, the mystery surrounding whom was the father has also been solved. Seth Lerch and I…

Shannan Lerch: WHAT?!

Hotdog Mascot: Had a pretty hot date awhile back. Some of you already know that. Actually, I believe our magical night was even aired on television.

The Hotdog Mascot puts a dreamy sigh into the microphone, sheepishly blinking her eyelashes.

Zach Davis: Question; how the hell has she given birth already when she just found out she was pregnant a few weeks ago?

Shannan Lerch: I know! It’s a miracle isn’t it?! I’m so happy for her.. AND Seth?

Hotdog Mascot: Sadly, however, as much as I’d like for Sethie to be the father…

Deep breath.

Hotdog Mascot: … he is not.

Buzzing from the crowd.

Hotdog Mascot: And that’s not the only disappointing matter at hand, no, tonight.. I come out of the shell, or ‘bun’, actually. The famous hotdog brand, Franks, has threatened to sue if I perform on television any further while wearing the suit. Just having brought a child into the world.. I can’t exactly afford to take that into a court room. Also, from now on, no one can no longer refer to me as the Hotdog Mascot.

Booing from the crowd, the ‘Scot nods in agreement.

Zach Davis: Well, I have been calling her the ‘Scot recently anyway, so, guess that works.

Shannan Lerch: Erm. Hotdog companies are always suing women.

Zach Davis: Huh?

Back inside the ring, the ‘Scot has laid down her microphone and proceeds to slowly undress from her hotdog attire. Some men in the audience whistle. Once the suit is completely off.. The arena gasps!

Zach Davis: OH MY DOG! ER! GOD!

Shannan Lerch: What… is.. That?

‘What’ stands in the ring is.. A man, covered in scars, sporting a blonde wig, face caked with makeup, wearing a white bikini, his bra is stuffed with newspaper, genitals tucked between his legs - protruding from his backside. The stunned crowd watches on as ‘it’ picks the microphone back up.

The ‘Scot: …heh.

The tranny inside the ring blushes.

Zach Davis: ….

Shannan Lerch: ….

The ‘Scot: I’m a little nervous.. But, this kind of feels a little liberating. And, as for the father, I hate to drag this out any more than I already have. The father of my baby is… CAPTAIN PUNISHMENT!

“King For a Day” kicks back in. The audience remain speechless as the ‘Scot wiggles him/herself through the middle rope and skips up the ramp to backstage.

Shannan Lerch: Let me get this straight.. The Mascot, er, the ‘Scot, has been a transvestite in a hotdog suit all along, and has gave birth to Russle Trombone’s child?

Zach Davis: No.. That’s impossible…. Right?

United States Title Contendership Match
Troy Malenko vs Paul Dangerous vs Bo Young vs Captain Punishment

Zach Davis: This next match should be pretty unpredictable. whatta ya think Shannan?

Shannan Lerch: Well, with Troy Malenko and Bo Young wrestled in that fantastic triple threat match, last week that also involved Russell Trombone and with Captain Punishment defeating Paul Dangerous last week, this four way match for the number one contendership for the US Title should be an entertaining match-up indeed.

Zach Davis: Well, with that said, our next match is about to start and we have Kyle Steel in the ring, for the pre match introductions.

“Remember the Name” by Fort Minor hits the speakers and out walks Troy Malenko who stops at the top of the ramp. There is a wave of boos, coming from the crowd.

Kyle Steel: From Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.... Weighing in at 233 pounds. TROY-OY-OY-OY MA-A-A-ALE-E-ENKO-O-O-O!!!

As the song begins, fireworks shoot from the ramp all the way across simultaneously. The first set of fireworks goes off, he throws his arms back in a cocky manner, knocking his robe off of his body. When the second set of fireworks hits, he starts to walk down the ramp.

Zach Davis: Here comes Troy Malenko, the distant cous....

Shannan Lerch: Yea-yea. We all know that Troy Malenko is a distant cousin of another pro wrestler Dean Malenko! You said that last week.

His manager, Gravedigger, follows behind him.

Zach Davis: Jeez, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: Well, Christ, Zach! You can be so damn predictable. Let's just call this match, which should be an entertaining one.

Zach looks at Shannan confused. Troy walks up the ring steps and sits on the rope as Gravedigger climbs the stairs behind him and climbs into the ring. Troy bounces off the middle rope and walks to each side of the ring, riling the crowd up. He finally stands in a corner with Gravedigger, waiting for opponents.

"Youth Gone Wild" by Skid Row starts playing as Ice steps out into the arena, with "Hotstuff" Micheal Nirvana by his side.

Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring with "Hotstuff" Micheal Nirvana, from Abilene,Texas and weighing in at 255 pounds.... I-I-I-ICE BO-O-O-O YOU-OU-OU-OUNG!!!

He throws up the double bird and walks with Micheal Nirvana towards the ring.

Danger on the Track by Europe begins to play. The opening lyric 'Dangeeeeeerrrrr' sounds out, Paul Dangerous comes out from within a massive billow of smoke, choking from the excess amount of smoke.

Kyle Steel: From Sheffield, England weighing in at 241 pounds..... PAU-AU-AULL-L-L-L DA-A-ANGER-ER-EROU-OU-OUSS-S-S!!

He feigns from slapping the fans hands, but then remembers the likelihood of catching diseases from them and so he pulls back his hands at the last second. He pretty much drags himself up the ring steps, and on finally entering the ring he lets out his signature scream....

Paul Dangerous: I....AM....DANGEROUS!

The lights in the arena all go out, plunging the crowd into darkness. Flashing red and blue lights being lighting up the crowd as out of nowhere "Hero" by Skillet begins playing over the PA system. The crowd explodes with cheers.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes WCF's resident super hero!

Quick red, white and blue pyro go off from the stage as Captain Punishment walks out from from the back. He strikes a very heroic looking pose for the crowd who give him pretty decent sized pop in return.

Kyle Steel: And finally, from New York City....

Crowd: NEW YORK CITY?!?!?

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 177 and one half pounds.... CA-A-APTAI-AI-AIN PU-UNI-I-ISHME-ENT!!!

He then raises his arms out in front of him and begins running at full speed toward the ring before sliding in under the bottom rope. Once he gets to his feet he heads for the nearest corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle before proceeding to perform various poses, including an attempt to make a muscle, as the crowd again pops. He then hops out of the corner and removes his cape/bath towel before throwing it out of the ring and into the crowd toward a group of young WCF fans.

[DING-DING-DING]

Zach Davis: Let this match start!!

Kyle Steel leaves the ring. Referee Stanley Moser motions for the four wrestler to start the match.

Shannan Lerch: All four start off in the center off the ring, as Captain Punishment stomps down as he poses with his right foot in front of himself, as he puts his right arm in front of his face and his left arm bent slightly, next to himself in a fist.

The crowd roars with cheers.

Zach Davis: Looks like The Captain is ready for this match-up!!

Bo Young begins to strike Malenko with lefts and rights. As Captain Punishment and Paul Dangerous is about to hook up, in the center of the ring, The Captain strikes The Heroic Pose. Captain is standing with his fists resting on his hips and his head turned, slightly upward, to the side with his eyes closed. Dangerous takes this opportunity to run at The Captain and attempt a running European uppercut, but the psuedo-superhero bends backwards, avoiding the attack by Dangerous and with one swift motion Captain Punishment jumps and there is a loud pop, as The Captain lands a hard enziguiri.

Shannan Lerch: Devastating enziguiri by Captain Punishment, which cause Paul Dangerous to fall down hard to the mat.

Young has Malenko reeling backwards with fast punches and kicks. Malenko is almost two feet away from the ring ropes.

Zach Davis: Troy Malenko bounces off the ropes and hits Young with a spinning roundhouse heel kick!

There is a small pop from the crowd for Troy Malenko. Malenko picks up Bo Young and....

[WHAM!!]

Shannan Lerch: A belly to belly suplex!!

Malenko grabs for Bo Young, when Young slaps the Gravedigger prodigy hard, on the side of the face. Young grabs for Malenko and hits him with a clothesline.

Zach Davis: Another clothesline, a body slam and another clothesline.

Shannan Lerch: Young hits his opponent with another body slam. Malenko slowly stand up. Bo Young creeps behind him, spins him around and kicks him in the mid-section....

[WHAM!!]

Shannan Lerch: DDT!

Zach Davis: A fury of moves by "Ice" Bo Young!

Young attempts another body slam, but Malenko blocks the body slam attempt attempt with his leg and does a standing switch and gets behind Bo Young and...

Shannan Lerch: DRAGON SLEEPER!!

Meanwhile as Stanley Moser checks on Bo Young for a submission, Captain Punishment grabs for Dangerous and hits him with a snapmare...

Zach Davis: Captain Punishment goes running towards the ropes and bounces off the ropes and comes running hard towards and sitting Paul Dangerous and...

[WHAM!!!]

Shannan Lerch: A dropkick to the face of Dangerous.

Zach Davis: Stanley Moser is checking on the dragon sleeper applied by Troy Malenko on "Ice" Bo Young! Young is struggling, as Malenko has the sleeper tightened, looks like there is no escape for Young!!

The Captain sees the submission attempt and runs at Troy Malenkp and...

[WHAM!!!]

Shannan Lerch: A flying enziguiri!!

That kick hits Malenko right square on the face, which causes him to let go of Young, who falls hard onto the mat.

Zach Davis: Both Young and Dangerous are laying on the mat, as Malenko and Captain Punishment are fighting it out!!

The captain hits Malenko with a dropkick, which causes Malenko to fall, but he gets back up quickly. But, The Captain hits another dropkick, which causes Malenko to fall down to the mat/

Shannan Lerch: Two quick dropkicks by Captain Punishment!

Troy Malenko stands up quickly. The Captain strikes a quick Heroic Pose, before grabbing Malenko and irish-whipping him into a corner.

Zach Davis: Both Dangerous and Young are slowly standing up, as Paul Dangerous runs at Young and hits him hard with a running European Uppercut!!

Dangerous grabs Young and hits him with a drop-toe hold then quickly into a....

Shannan Lerch: STF!!

Stanley Moser dive quickly into the action and begins to ask Young if he wants to submit.

Moser: How 'bout it, kid? You wanna call it a night?!?

Young: NO-O-O-O!!

At that time Captain Punishment runs at a stunned Troy Malenko in the corner....

[WHAM!!]

Zach Davis: SHINING WIZARD!!

[WOO-OOSH-ZIP-WHAM!]

Shannan Lerch: Quickly into a monkey flip, from the corner and Troy Malenko hits the mat hard.

Bo Young is slowly crawling towards the ropes, as Dangerous has the STF tightened onto Bo Young. Young is struggling as the referee keeps asking Bo Young if he wants to submit!

Moser: Once again, Young, I'm call it a match, if you want me to?!

Young: NO-O-O-O!! I'M NOT GIVING UP!! DON'T DO IT!! I'M NOT QUITTING!!

As Malenko is momentarily stunned, Captain Punishment runs to the corner. Malenko is slowly beginning to stand as The Captain flies....

Zach Davis: And The Captain flies into the a-ai-ai-ir!!

Captain Punishment flies into the air and hits Troy Malenko with a Heroic Dive!!

Seeing that he has Troy Malenko down, the Captain grabs Malenko's head and starts to run and....

[WOO-OOSH- WHAM-THUD!!]

Shannan Lerch: A running bulldog!!

As The Captain nails Malenko with a bulldog, Bo Young gets to the ropes. Stanley Moser gets in between them and calls for a break!

Stanley Moser: Alright, Dangerous let go... ONE!!! TWO!!!

Zach Davis: Moser begins his count.

Moser: THREE!! FOUR!!!

Dangerous let's go, of the hold, as Captain Punishment see his chance and he grabs for Dangerous and...

[WHAM!!]

Shannan Lerch: HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!

Bo Young comes running at Captain Punishment...

[WHAM!!!]

Zach Davis: Another head scissors takedown.

The Captain grabs for Paul Dangerous and throws him out of the ring! Then he grabs for Bo Young and throws HIM out of the ring!

Shannan Lerch: The Captain is on a roll!!

As The Captain was being busy tossing out Young and Dangerous, Troy Malenko slowly stands up. Captain Punishment turns to his left and sees Malenko slowly standing and stomps down a Heroic Pose and begins to run at Troy Malenko....

[WHAM!!]

Zach Davis: LIGHT'S OUT!!

Shannan Lerch: Captain Punishment didn't see it coming, but Troy Malenko sure saw The Captain come running and nails him with a super kick! Malenko drops on top of Captain Punishment, for the pin.

Stanley Moser slides into position!

Crowd: ONE!!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE-... NO-O-O-O!!

Shannan Lerch: I though that was it!!

Zach Davis: A hu-u-u-uge amount of heart from Captain Punishment, to kick out of that!!

On the outside, of the ring, both Paul Dangerous and Bo Young notice each other and charges each other.

Shannan Lerch: There is a fight, right in front of our announce table!!

Zach Davis: Fists and feet are flying everywhere!!

Both men land on the announce table, almost knocking things off the table.

Shannan Lerch: Both men are now fighting on the announce table!

Inside the ring, Malenko picks up Captain Punishment and proceeds to grab Captain's left arm and the crowd begins to slightly cheer as....

Zach Davis: I think Troy Malenko is attempting The Trojan Horse!

But, Captain Punishment back body drops Malenko hard onto the mat. The Captain looks around frantically and hits a quick Heroic Pose. the crowd cheers, as The Captain quickly runs to a nearby corner. He stands tall on the top turnbuckle and gives the crowd a BI-I-IG "thumb's up"

Shannan Lerch: I think Captain Punishment is gonna attempt The Flying Punishment

With Troy Malenko laying motionless on the mat, Captain Punishment flies off the turnbuckle with a Frogsplash....

[WHAM!!!]

Zach Davis/Shannan Lerch/The crowd: NO-O-O-O!!

Zach Davis: Troy Malenko moved out of the way!!

The crowd pops loudly as....

Shannan Lerch: Malenko has Captain Punishment in The Trojan Horse!!

Paul Dangerous and Bo Young are still fighting on the announce table, when Bo Young runs at Dangerous.....

[WHOO-OOSH-THUD-WHAM-SMASH!!]

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!! Bo Young attempted to run at Paul Dangerous, but Dangerous back body dropped Bo Young and the entire announce table came crashing down and both men are lying motionless in this heap what was our announce table!

Shannan Lerch: Amazing enough, the real action is inside the ring! Troy Malenko has the Trojan Horse real tight on Captain Punishment, who is screaming out in pain, desperately trying to escape.

Zach Davis: What makes matters worse, they are in the center of the ring. Nowhere for Captain Punishment to crawl to. the ropes are too far away to grab!!

The Captain is struggling real hard to crawl to the ropes, but Troy Malenko is wrenching real hard on The Trojan Horse. Eventually he makes it!

Shannan Lerch: I can't believe he made it!

Malenko releases the hold. He stands up and pulls the Captain with him, but he shoves Malenko away and then hits the Heroic Punch!

Zach Davis: OOF! Could this be it?!

The Captain is about to pin Malenko... until the 'Scot walks out.

Shannan Lerch: Uh oh.....

Zach Davis: Well as we learned earlier in the night, the 'Scot has claimed that Captain Punishment is the father of.. its.. child... uh.

The Captain turns and sees the 'Scot. Even Captain Punishment himself is dumbfounded as to how to act. Paul Dangerous comes up from behind and Schoolboys him!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT!?

Dangerous rolls out of the ring, triumphant! He heads up the ramp quickly, happy with his victory. Punishment stands up, angry at the loss, looking at the 'Scot and yelling. And he turns around.. only to be hit with the Lights Out from an angry Troy Malenko!

Zach Davis: Oof! Malenko isn't happy about having lost the chance at the US Title either!

Malenko kicks Punishment a few times before leaving the ring and heading to the back with Gravedigger. The 'Scot looks at Punishment, shakes his head, and walks away.

Oblivion Segment

Shannan Lerch: We have Hank Brown backstage with Oblivion. Take it away, Hank!

Oblivion is pacing back and forth, muttering to ITself.

Hank Brown: Shannan and Zach, I have Oblivion with me.

Oblivion is still pacing, occasionally looking at the camera with a pissed off expression across IT's face.

Hank Brown: Oblivion, could I have a quick word with y-...

Oblivion continues to pace in a fury, until he stops abruptly and glares at Hank.

Crowd: Ou-u-u-u!!

Oblivion grabs for the mic, more like snatches the mic away from Hank Brown.

Oblivion: With Halloween being yesterday and all the horror flicks being shown on the television, Oblivion visions Torture's resurrection as an act of a zombie, like the undead!

Hank Brown: Now, Oblivion how can you say that Torture, a former World Champion is a zombie?!

Oblivion shows aggression.

Oblivion: He came back from the dead, didn't he!?! He was supposed to be dead and wham, he has risen! What else would you call it!

Hank Brown: I call it, Torture being a genuine genius! He outsmarted everyone!

Oblivion: Sure, you may say he outsmarted everyone, but at who's expense!?! This is War, this "bastardized" version of Team of Torture are like locusts, like the plague, they keep going and going and taking out everyone and everything, in their path. THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!

Crowd: HELL YEAH!!

Oblivion: They won't stop, till they obliterate everything!! They need to be stopped!! They are nothing but glorified zombies and how do you kill a zombie?!?

Crowd: YOU SHOOT THEM IN THEIR HEADS!!

Oblivion: Damn straight!!

Hank Brown: You can't be serious!!

Oblivion goes berserk and grabs at Hank Brown.

Oblivion: They don't give a sh*t about you or anyone else. They will use up everyone and everything! They need to be stopped!! It's...GET THEM BEFORE THEY GET US!!! First, we destroy Price, Creeping Death, and Avery. Then we go after the head, of the problem... TORTURE!!!

Crowd: HELL YEAH!! OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!!

Oblivion: It's not just about Oblivion!! Can't everyone see that?!?! It's survival for the entire WCF!! D-Day, ITself, and the World Champion is gonna fight for the entire WCF!! We are The Resistance and we will fight for everyone!! Even for you, Hank Brown, Shannan Lerch, Zach Davis, and even Kyle Steel!!This will be the beginning of the end of This is War!! Bet that!! No, in fact....

Oblivion looks to IT's left. Oblivion looks to IT's right!! Then Oblivion gets real close to the camera and begins to shake with furious anger as IT speaks along with the crowd....

Oblivion/Crowd: YOU CAN... CHOKE... ON.... THAT!!!

The Gathering crawls and slithers out from the darkness, of the shadows and begins to howl, moan, chatter, and groan. The crowd cheers for their arrival. They slither towards the cameraman and looks curious at the screen.....

The Gathering/ Crowd: BI-ITCHE-E-E-ES-SS-S!!!

Oblivion stares, for a second, sneers at the camera, then leaves abruptly off camera.


Doc Henry/Tank Reaper vs Johnny Reb/Chuy

Zach Davis: Well, Shannan, I’d say this it the moment we’ve all been waiting for…but honestly, there’s been something to look forward to in every match tonight…

Shannan Lerch: I have to agree with you, Zach. We’ve seen so much drama played out here, in the Cow Palace, but none of it quite as intense as a rivalry between two former friends and tag team partners.

Zach Davis: And with the tag titles on the line, this is sure to be one for the history books. Here’s our first competitor now…

Kyle Steel: The following contest is for the WCF Tag Team Titles, and is scheduled for one fall! First to the ring, at six-foot-five; weighing in at 235 pounds… From Griffen, Georgia…. DOC HENRY!!!!

Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits, and Doc Henry walks out from the back, wearing his tag title around his waist. His wife, Mary, is at his side; together, they stand on the stage for a moment, soaking in the negative attention from the crowd. The fans boo as he walks to the ring before rolling in and standing in his corner.

Shannan Lerch: Not a welcome reception from this crowd for Doc Henry.

Kyle Steel: …and his partner, at seven foot, five inches; weighing in at 300 pounds… From Miami, Florida…. TANK REAPER!!!!

Fireworks explode on the ramp, and everyone quickly turns their attention to it. Sympathy by Non Divine plays very loudly and WCF fans hate him. Tank Reaper walks slowly out on the stage putting both arms in the air ala Stone Cold Steve Austin. The crowd again boos and disgraces Tanks name in the holy worlds of hell. Tank does not care about the fans any longer. He hates them. Tank reaches the ring, where he pulls himself up onto the apron, and then steps his seven foot body over the ropes. Flashbulbs light from every which direction for the simple fact that Tank is one hell of an athlete to look at. Tank taunts one more time in the center of the ring for good measure. Fireworks explode off the ring posts and Tank's music stops.

Zach Davis: They don’t seem too thrilled with his choice of partner for the night, either, Shannan.

Kyle Steel: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 395 pounds; from Sweet Water, Alabama and Tijuana, Mexico, respectively…. JOHNNY REB and DON JESUS LUIS de GUADALUPE!!!!

The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain, his title belt draped over his shoulder. Don Jesus Luis de Guadalupe stands beside him in a black singlet and a mariachi jacket bearing a white Aztec-style death's head in profile on the back, his face painted to resemble a skull, with a cross in the middle of his forehead. A cheer goes up from the audience at their appearance. As the two men walk down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside, while Chuy continues his steady march up the steel steps, a resolute expression on his face. Johnny eschews the steps completely; instead, he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, perching there with his tag title held high overhead.

Shannan Lerch: What a reaction! This crowd is electrified! You can feel the excitement here tonight in the Cow Palace! Looks like the Inveterate Confederate is starting things off for his team…

Zach Davis: …and Tank is starting for his! There’s the bell! Johnny better watch out!

In the ring, Reb ducks a clumsy grab from Tank and goes right for the ropes, springboarding off with an attempt at an arm drag. Tank doesn’t budge, much to Reb’s surprise. Johnny tries again, only to be caught this time; Tank lifts him up high, and… slams him right down to the mat with a thud that echoes through the arena. The audience reacts with a collective gasp.

Shannan Lerch: Oh, god! OW! I bet they heard that all the way up the Coast!

Tank reaches down and lifts Reb to his feet. Johnny tries to pull away, but Tank’s grip is firm. He sends Johnny to the ropes with a powerful Irish whip that sends him bouncing back to crash helplessly against the almost seven and a half foot tall juggernaut.

Zach Davis: We’ve all heard it said that it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog… But I think Tank is proving that theory false here tonight!

His face expressionless, Tank goes to pick Johnny up again. Reb scrambles out of his reach and gets to his feet, looking a little dazed. He shakes it off and climbs the turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: This is where Johnny is most dangerous, Zach, but against an opponent like Tank, I just don’t know whether it’s going to do any good. It looks like he’s going for a flying neckbreaker…

But Tank catches him by the throat in midair, and just holds him there. A very surprised Johnny Reb wraps both hands around Tank’s massive wrist, trying desperately to pry those huge fingers off his neck as his face starts to redden. Doc Henry looks on, smiling in a sadistic way, as Tank just holds Reb there a moment longer. And then, with an almost careless motion…

Zach Davis: HOLY CRAP! That’s gotta be the biggest chokeslam I’ve ever seen!

The Inveterate Confederate simply lies in the middle of the ring, coughing violently as he tries to get air back into his lungs.

Shannan Lerch: Johnny might not be able to recover from this one! Here’s Tank with the pin!

One …

Two …

Without warning, Don Jesus comes flying out of nowhere to land an elbow drop on Tank’s back, breaking up the pin.

Zach Davis: JESUS SAVES!

Shannan Lerch: It’s pronounced “Hey-soos”…

With a feral snarl, the big man turns on Chuy; but before he can do anything, the referee interposes himself, waving Tank back while he points at Chuy’s corner, telling him to get back on the apron. His annoyance unabated, Tank rounds on a still breathless Johnny Reb and simply begins to rain down punches, steadily backing the Inveterate Confederate toward the corner where Doc waits, smirking.

Zach Davis: I thought things were looking bad for Johnny before, but this is just getting worse. Doc and Tank have him trapped in the corner and are simply beating the hell out of Reb. This is brutal!

Doc wraps Johnny’s arms up in the ropes and gets in one last shot before reaching out and slapping his partner on the shoulder. Tank looks mildly irritated, but he gets out of the ring and lets Henry take over. Doc grabs Johnny by the hair and forces him to look up at him.

Doc Henry: Ya shoulda listened to me when ya had the chance, Johnny!

Henry starts stomping on Reb there in the corner, with the ref right beside him, counting. Doc doesn’t stop until the referee is almost at five and threatening to disqualify him. Only then does he back off, raising his arms as if in surrender, an innocent expression on his face. Then he dashes in, going for an elbow to the head. Miraculously, Johnny manages to slip his arms free of the ropes and slumps down in the corner, just missing a potentially devastating blow.

Shannan Lerch: Tank may be impressive for his size, but Doc Henry is on fire tonight! I have never seen him quite this mean…

Zach Davis: That’s called motivation, Shannan. Doc is out to prove, once and for all, that he was carrying Johnny throughout each of their three tag title reins; and not the other way around.

Slowly, unsteadily, Johnny pulls himself to a standing position, using the ropes for support. He risks a glance toward his own corner, where Don Jesus is gesturing frantically for him to come make a tag. Doc gives him a sneer and steps out of the way, motioning for Reb to go ahead.

Shannan Lerch: Don’t trust him, Johnny! It’s a trick!

As if heeding Shannan’s advice, Johnny eyes Doc suspiciously and shakes his head, still supporting himself on the ropes. With a grin, Henry snaps off a kick to Reb’s midsection, doubling him over and setting him up for…

Zach Davis: Pedigree! Pedigree from Doc Henry! The Inveterate Confederate may be down for the count!

Grinning triumphantly, Doc slowly walks a full circle around his barely conscious opponent. The audience jeers. Then, without any hurry, he climbs the ring ropes and signals for the All-In. The crowd boos even louder.

Shannan Lerch: Come on! Get up, Johnny! Get up!

Henry’s showboating gives Reb just the opportunity he needs. As Doc launches himself off the top rope, Johnny rolls out of the way. Henry crashes hard to the mat, and a cheer goes up from the crowd.

Zach Davis: A narrow escape for Johnny Reb… but can he make the tag he desperately needs?

While Doc begins to stir, recovering from the missed SSP, Johnny gets to his feet and makes a dash for his corner. Henry spots him and chases after Reb, but too late; Johnny dives, slapping Don Jesus’ outstretched hand. Reb rolls under the bottom rope, while Chuy steps in, fresh and ready to go.

Shannan Lerch: Finally! Now we get to see what Johnny Reb’s manager is made of!

Chuy doesn’t waste any time, nailing Henry with a hard right… and another… and another… Until Doc finally blocks one and swings back with a right hand of his own. But Don Jesus leans back, and the punch sails harmlessly through the air in front of his face. Chuy follows up with a side Russian legsweep and then locks in a crucifix armbar.

Zach Davis: Jeez…for an old guy, he’s quick! The question is…is he strong enough to make Doc Henry submit?

The ref, kneeling to check on Doc, doesn’t notice when Mary climbs into the ring, wielding a baseball bat.

Shannan Lerch: Oh my god! Do these people have no shame?! Doc’s wife is in the ring with a baseball bat!

Just then, the ref looks up and sees her winding up to use the bat. He gets up and snatches the weapon from her hand, pointing to the ramp. Mary argues with him, shaking her head. In the confusion, Chuy has loosened his hold just enough… and Doc takes the opportunity to escape. All at once, Mary stops arguing with the ref and climbs out of the ring.

Don Jesus isn’t finished with Doc yet, though. He chases after a retreating Henry and nails him with a double knee backbreaker, then neatly rolls Doc over onto his stomach and grabs his arms from behind, crossing them in front of Doc’s neck and pulling back in a cross arm choke.

Zach Davis: So far, Shannan, I’m impressed with Chuy’s performance. I mean, he’s got to be like sixty…and he can still move like that…

But before Chuy can cinch it in tight, Doc manages to power out. He gets to his feet again, as Don Jesus pursues him.

Shannan Lerch: And Doc Henry with a spinning heel kick! But no luck! Don Jesus sees it coming and drops to the mat to avoid it!

Zach Davis: Good thinking on Chuy’s part! Now he applies a traditional ankle lock. This is a great strategy, keeping Henry in the ring and off his feet.

Shannan Lerch: Wait! Mary’s in the ring again! She’s not even trying to be subtle now; she’s just laying boots to Don Jesus!

The referee, tired of her interference, pulls her away from the two legitimate combatants and orders her away from ringside entirely. Too late, though. Henry has already escaped Chuy again, and is limping toward his corner. Don Jesus sees him and chases after, but draws up short when the tag is made and Tank climbs back into the ring, grinning maliciously. Don Jesus puts his hands up defensively, backing away from the over seven-foot monster. Tank takes a swing at him, and Chuy avoids it. He maneuvers his way behind Tank and leaps on his back, wrapping his arms around the big man’s neck in a sleeper hold.

Zach Davis: Good god! Tank is an absolute powerhouse. Don Jesus has a sleeper hold locked on as tight as he can, and it seems to have no effect whatsoever.

Shannan Lerch: Well…it does seem to be making him mad…

Zach Davis: How can you tell?

Tank stalks around the ring with Chuy clinging to his back, trying to shake him off, but to no avail. Finally, he just drops backward, with Don Jesus still holding on for dear life.

Shannan Lerch: Tank just squashed Don Jesus like a bug! This could be the end!

Don Jesus lies on the mat, dazed, as Tank gets back to his feet. Tank reaches down and lifts Chuy up by the throat; but his grip is loose, and Chuy slips out of it, just barely. Johnny Reb, in their corner, has a hand extended over the ropes and is calling to Don Jesus to tag him in. Tank smiles wickedly and doesn’t make a single move to stop Chuy from reaching his partner.

Zach Davis: What is Tank doing? Why is he letting Chuy make a tag here?

Shannan Lerch: He looks fairly confident, Zach, and he’s already worked Reb over pretty good. Or maybe he just wants to make an impression by pinning Johnny instead of his manager.

Whatever Tank’s reasoning, Chuy makes the tag and Johnny steps into the ring. The two men exchange a knowing look, and, as one go right after Tank before he realizes what’s happening. Together, they Irish whip him into the ropes, catching him on the way back with a double clothesline.

Zach Davis: Well…that’s one way to do it…

Don Jesus goes back out onto the apron while Johnny climbs the turnbuckle and dives on Tank with a frogsplash.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, but it’s going to take more than that to keep a man like Tank down!

Reb doesn’t waste any time climbing the turnbuckle yet again. On the mat, Tank looks a little bit dazed, but not for long. Johnny gives the breathless crowd a huge grin, keeping an eye on Tank. As Tank starts to get up, Reb goes airborne.

Zach Davis: Saturday Night Special! I can’t believe it! Johnny Reb just took Tank down with his patented Saturday Night Special!

Shannan Lerch: And here’s the cover!

One …

Two …

THREE !!!

Zach Davis: Johnny Reb and Chuy win this match! Johnny’s going to keep the tag titles!

In the ring, the ref hands Reb the title belts. Johnny holds them high over his head to a deafening roar from the crowd. Then he hands one to Chuy, and the ref raises both men’s arms in victory.

Shannan Lerch: You know what that means, Zach. Johnny Reb is going to be on the lookout for a new partner! This could be a hell of an opportunity for someone!

Zach Davis: But whom? I guess we’ll find out…

Hellimination Match
This_Is_War vs Team WCF
Jay Price/Creeping Death/Chris Avery vs Logan/D-Day/Oblivion

The PPV comes back from commercial with the crowd on their feet and chanting "WCF".

Zach Davis: Listen to this crowd Shannan, they know what time it is. It's.....MAIN EVENT TIME!

Shannan Lerch: That it is Zach, and the match we have coming up next is quite worthy of that excitement. Let's take it to Kyle Steel in the ring for the introductions.

Kyle Steel: The following is a six man Hellimination Match. A wrestler will be eliminated from his team following a pin fall, submission, count out or disqualification. Introducing first...

The lights go out. In the name of God by Slayer begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 295 pounds, from the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche...... O-O-O-OBLI-I-IVI-I-I-I-O-O-O-O-NN-N-NN-N!!!

There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. Oblivion slowly slinks out to the entrance stage low to the ground, as the Cow Palace explodes with cheers and some boos. Oblivion has it's arms extended outward, with it's index fingers pointing. Oblivion's bodyguard, Havok stands behind him. As the guitar solo begins, lasers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of the Cow Palace, as the music continues. Oblivion slowly stands up, with it's arms extended outward, spins around. Several members of The Gathering begin to slink out, what seems like from out of nowhere. As Oblivion and Havok get to ringside, It pops it's neck, as Oblivion holds it's arms outward. Havok rubs his gloved hands together and adjusts his own neck. Coming out to the top of the entrance ramp are four men known as W.H.O. They are wearing black suits, along with black sunglasses. They are wearing ear pieces for communication with an unknown source. All four men are tall and seems to be in top physical condition. All four have their arms folded, as they keep an eye on Oblivion, Havok, and The Gathering. The Gathering continues to slink around, tormenting the crowd, nearby. Oblivion slides under the ring ropes, as Havok climbs over the top rope. Oblivion walks over to a corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and raises it's arms to an mostly cheering crowd, as Havok stands tall, behind Oblivion. Oblivion jumps down and walks over to the center of the ring. The Gathering slither away under the ring, with blood on their hands. The W.H.O. begin to slowly walk down the entrance ramp. Several thousand cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion strikes a muscular pose. The four men of W.H.O. stand on each side of the ring, keeping a vigilant eye on the surrounding areas.

Shannan Lerch: Up first we have Oblivion, who came in to aid D-Day and Logan last week to fend off the attack from the This_Is_War group and reveal himself as their third man. You have to believe that his addition makes this team a formidable one.

Anthem of the Underdog by 12 Stones plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his belt and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him.

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, from New York City.......D-Daaaaaaaay.

Zach Davis: What an opportunity for our current United States Champion, getting a chance to main event a PPV in such an important match. You have to figure D-Day is looking to turn some heads and make a big impact.

The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen and followed by all of the titles he has held in the WCF.

The beginning drum intro of "The Struggle Within" by Metallica plays loudly and rumbles the speakers. Fans all too familiar to the theme for this certain superstar cover their ears to shield them from the extremely loud drum roll. After the climax of the epic drum intro the song breaks into rhythm and Logan appears at the top of the ramp to stand in place. He looks totally furious yet determined, narrowing his eyebrows and clamping his lips tight and taking deep breaths in through his nose while looking around at the screaming excited audience. Despite the maddening expression, something about his presence gives off the idea that he's happy to be there. And so, Logan makes his descend down the ramp. He hits ringside and slides in underneath the bottom rope with a quickness.

Kyle Steel: And from Chesapeake Virginia, weighing in at two hundred and fifty nine pounds, he is the WCF Heavyweight Champion Of The World......Looooooogan.

Logan climbs the nearest turnbuckle and fixates glaring eyes on the booing crowd, then, both his arms slowly raise lifting the WCF World Heavyweight Championship above his head. The passion in his eyes refuses to die as he drops his arms back down to his sides and hops off the turnbuckle. "The Struggle Within" fades out leaving Logan to pace the ring.

Zach Davis: And unless you've been living under a rock or have never seen WCF before tonight, you know why Logan is in this match. Two of his three opponents are his sworn enemies, people that he physically wishes to destroy. And tonight, he might just get that chance.

The referee hands off the United States and World Title belts off to a ringside official as Logan, Oblivion and D-Day slip out of the ring and begin to discuss strategy.

Kyle Steel: And introducing their opponents....

The lights go out. In the name of God by Slayer begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.

Shannan Lerch: What the?!?

Oblivion, D-Day and Logan, along with everyone else in the arena, turn their heads toward the entrance ramp as someone slinks out from behind the curtain onto the stage, keeping low to the ground as the crowd explodes with boos. The person, dressed in Oblivion's mask and ring attire, stands up and looks around at the crowd before pulling up the bottom of the mask to reveal....

Zach Davis: That's Chris Avery! Chris Avery is out here dressed up as Oblivion, but why?

Shannan Lerch: Ugh, it's Helloween Zach.

Avery pulls the mask back down over his face and proceeds to make his way down the ramp toward the ring, copying every mannerism that Oblivion himself does. When he gets to the bottom of the ramp he opts not to slide in, choosing instead to wait as Oblivion stares him down with fury in his eyes.

Zach Davis: Well if Avery's intentions were to tick off Oblivion, he defiantly succeeded.

The lights in the arena dim down as Anthem of the Underdog by 12 Stones plays over the speakers. Out from the curtain comes....Creeping Death dressed in blue thigh high tights, elbow pads and knee pads.

Shannan Lerch: And that of course is Creeping Death and...oh god he's even wearing a short black wig to help him look like D-Day.

Zach Davis: I bet they'd look like twins if he didn't have that face paint on.

Creeping Death drops to his knees and throws his arms in the air as fireworks go off and surround him. He then gets up and heads for the ring, going through all of D-Day's mannerisms along the way until he joins Avery at the bottom of the ramp.

All of the lights in the arena go out, plunging the arena into darkness as "Four Words To Choke Upon" hits the speakers.

Shannan Lerch: Are we finally going to see some sanity tonight?

"Four Words" cuts out and is quickly replaced by the beginning drum intro of "The Struggle Within" by Metallica as the crowd explodes with boos. A single spotlight lights up the curtain as Jay Price bursts through the curtain, clad in a black and lime green speedo, black boots with knee high shin guards and black elbow and knee pads.

Shannan Lerch: I just had to ask.

Price goes through all of Logan's facial expressions, greatly over exaggerating them in the process, and then makes his way down the ramp. Once he reaches Avery and CD, the three of them slide under the bottom rope at the same time. Price grabs the microphone out of Kyle Steel's hand and walks to the center, staring down Oblivion, D-Day and Logan in the process.

Jay Price: And introducing their opponents....

Price points his free arm over at Avery.

Jay Price: Weighing in at 225 pounds, from the deepest, darkest part of a....well of a completely insane and possibly retarded man's psyche........O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-BLI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-VER-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

Avery raises his arms to a chorus of boos as Oblivion goes furious with rage at ringside. Price simply smirks as he points to Creeping Death next.

Jay Price: Weighing in at 202 pounds, from New York City, he is the man that just recently lost his television title to someone that hasn't wrestled in months despite being unjustly hailed as the future.......CREEPY DAY!

CD steps forward and raises his arms to an even larger chorus of boos as D-Day stares both he and Price down with hatred filled eyes.

Jay Price: And finally, weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, from some backwoods, inbred hillbilly infested shit town in Virginia, I am of course the single biggest piece of shit to ever step into a wrestling ring. I try to end others careers because I fail to acknowledge the fact that my own was washed up before it started. I am the soon to be former WCF World Champion.....Lo..

Logan doesn't give Price a chance to finish the insult as he rushes the ring and slides in followed by D-Day and Oblivion. A full on war ensues in the middle of the ring as the referee tries to bring about some sort of order. Day and Creeping Death are going back and forth, Logan and Price are trading lefts and rights, while Avery and Oblivion strike each other!

Zach Davis: This is it! Months and months of revenge for Team Logan! They're going at it and the ref can't stop them!

Shannan Lerch: Logan and Price have flowed out of the ring! They're punches are so stiff! You can feel the hate!

Zach Davis: Wait, whose that?

Shannan Lerch: That's Biggs!

Biggs slides into the ring and shoves Creeping Death out of the ring and Oblivion follows him out while Avery turns around and Biggs hits a stiff DDT to Avery! The crowd cheers as Biggs has just turned on his This Is War team. Biggs looks down at Avery and spits on him and slides out of the ring. Day pins Avery and hooks a leg!

One!

Two!

Three!

Avery has been eliminated! Creeping Death slides into the ring and Day ducks a clothesline and Creeping Death hits the ropes when Logan jumps onto the apron and shoves a forearm into the back of Creeping Death's head! CD stumbles forward into Days shoulders where Day hits his Samoan Slam!

Zach Davis: Dead and Forgotten!

Day hooks Creeping Death's leg to a standing ovation from the sell out crowd!

One! Two! Three!

Shannan Lerch: Day has eliminated Creeping Death as well!

Zach Davis: What the hell just happened to This Is War!

All of a sudden Avery and Creeping Death are at ringside and want to get back into the ring but the refs won't let them back in, and Torture is now seen ringside behind them. Torture is demanding them to leave ringside and yelling at them for failing so quickly. Jay Price stands with Torture and discuss a gameplan while Creeping Death and Avery walk to the back visibly pissed off. Oblivion, Day and Logan stand in their corner of the ring taunting to the crowd. Jay Price gets back into the ring and begins to fight with Day while Oblivion and Logan stand in the corner.

Shannan Lerch: Price certainly has his work cut out for him!

Gravedigger and Troy Malenko walk out from the back and the crowd immediately starts booing.

Zach Davis: They're not involved in this match!

Shannan Lerch: Well, they came out during D-Day's match last week and watched him, with Gravedigger pointing at him before they left.

Gravedigger and Troy Malenko walk down to the ring. Gravedigger gets up on the apron, prompting the referee to come over and start arguing with him about being involved. D-Day bounces off the ropes and runs at Price. As he bounces off the nearby ropes, Troy Malenko pulls on the top one, causing D-Day to tumble over onto the mat outside. The crowd boos as Troy Malenko smirks down at D-Day who starts getting up after a few seconds. He starts running his mouth at Troy Malenko who suddenly snaps off a lightning quick superkick on the United States champion, leaving him laid out at ringside.

Zach Davis: Oh wow, Lights Out for D-Day!! He just nailed him with that vicious superkick we have seen in his matches.

Shannan Lerch: This Is War's team should be disqualified for that!!

Price walks over and spits on Logan and slaps Oblivion right across the face! The ref stops Oblivion and Logan from getting into the ring and Price keeps egging them on! The crowd goes stir-crazy as the ref tries to calm Logan and Oblivion down. Jay Price turns around and notices Day is out on his back! Price pins!

One!

Two!

Three!

Zach Davis: What the hell happened?

Shannan Lerch: Day has been eliminated!

Zach Davis: Wait! Here's a replay!

Shannan Lerch: Oh, god damn it! Torture hit a Tortures Device on Day while the ref wasn't looking!

Zach Davis: Son of a bitch! He shouldn't be at ringside! After that attack by Malenko and now this??

Jay Price gets to his feet and ducks Oblivion's running attack. Oblivion runs into the ropes and Price pins but Logan comes in and breaks it up!

Shannan Lerch: D-Day is leaving the arena, and Gravedigger and Malenko are watching, smirks on their faces... wonder what the deal there is.

Zach Davis: Well, Malenko lost his chance at the US Title earlier in the night.. maybe he's trying to make some kind of statement?

Shannan Lerch: Or maybe This_Is_War has another member. Having Gravedigger involved would be bizarre, but so is that entire stable.

Logan picks Price up and hits him with a Snap Suplex! The ref is telling Logan to exit the ring, but you can barely hear over the sound of the crowd's excitement at seeing Logan and Price go at it. Logan picks Price up, but Price shoves him away and the two are brawling.

Zach Davis: Jay Price is going at it with the World Champion! Torture is cheering him on from the outside! This is just strange!

Shannan Lerch: Never thought I'd see this!...

Logan ducks a Clothesline attempt, and hits Price with the Impact Style!

Zach Davis: OH SHIT!

Oblivion flies off the top with the Bi-Polar! Oblivion pins Price!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Shannan Lerch: There it is!

Zach Davis: Team WCF survives Hellimination!

The Struggle Within plays as Oblivion stands up, Triumphant. Logan raises his arms in the air, grabbing the World Title.

Shannan Lerch: There you have it. This_Is_War has been defeated.

Zach Davis: They just lost the battle... but, like their name says, Shannan... this is WAR. There are going to be other battles to be fought.

And before Logan and Oblivion can celebrate too much... Oblivion is hit with a chair from behind.

Shannan Lerch: Creeping Death is back out here? Ugh.

Logan turns towards CD, but its too late. Torture is in the ring now, and he grabs Logan from behind....

Zach Davis: He's going to hit the Torture's Device!

...but he doesn't. Instead, he shoves Logan away, as if Logan isn't even worth his time. Logan is shoved into Jay Price, who hits The Downfall!

Shannan Lerch: Price just hit the World Champ with the Downfall! Oh damn..

Creeping Death is just bashing Oblivion with the chair. He picks Oblivion up... summons all the strength he's got, lifts him up... and hits a BURNING HAMMER onto the chair!

Zach Davis: DAMN!

D-Day comes running out from the back, only to be intercepted by Avery, who climbs out from the crowd. Avery grabs Day and throws him into the ring steps before he can even get into the ring.

Shannan Lerch: You're right, Zach. Team WCF won the battle, but...

Avery climbs into the ring. Torture, Avery, Price, and Creeping Death fall over the fallen bodies of their opponents, smug grins on their faces.

Zach Davis: ...they're winning the war.

...Those smug grins are quickly replaced by looks of confusion as "War is My Destiny" by Ill Bill feat. Immortal Technique hits.

Shannan Lerch: OH SHIT!

Brad Kane steps out onto the apron. Before he can even head to the ring, the four This_Is_War members scatter! They exit the ring and head into the crowd. Kane scans the area and sees where Torture ran off to... and points at him, nodding his head. Torture is shaking his head "no, no, no!"

Zach Davis: Brad Kane is one of the few men that can say he has a win over The Tort!

Shannan Lerch: Things are heating up! We'll see you on Slam, because the road to One has begun!

Helloween fades to black.