10/27/2013


The Thickness Segment

“ Ready Or Not” By The Fugees hits the PA system.

Erin Robbins: Great, The Thickness. What a way to kick off Helloween- not.

Zach Davis: Odin and Cairo?! They're not on the card tonight.

Erin Robbins: I wounder why?

Zach Davis: I know, right?

Erin Robbins: That was sarcasm.

Odin and Cairo come through the crowded Xcel Center. They hop the barricade as Cairo grabs a mic from Kyle Steel as they hit the ring.

Crowd: THICK-NESS THICK-NESS THICK-NESS

Cairo and Odin look around at the cheering crowd.

Cairo: Yes, My Children. Chant for Bobby Cairo, chant for Odin Balfore. Embrace us. Bobby Cairo believes in YOU. He loves each and every one of you. However, there are certain forces- thee whose gaping sand trap of a vag shall not be named- Sarah Twilight.

Odin looks around for a moment then taps on Cairo's shoulder and gives him a puzzled look.

Cairo: Oh, I'm sorry. Cough, cough. Sarah Twilight. Fuck you, you dirty bitch.

Odin looks at Cairo again.

Cairo: Right, you're right. However, my Asgardian friend; the Twilight bitch factor is well known and does not book talent that exceeds her own. I believe you know THAT fact well enough. Which is exactly why we're out here. You see we have legitimized the most illegitimate division in WCF. We have taken to the tag team division like herpes to Shannon Lerch. We have just ravaged it. No mercy, no regard to well being. We have run the gauntlet of tag teams in WCF.

Odin holds up two fingers.

Cairo: Exactly, all two of them. Sad, really. The greatest tag team in WCF history. Period. Finally in line for a tag team title match at what one would think to be Helloween but D-Day and Eric Pee Pants gets SPAC to “ rid” them from WCF? If you're gonna start tossin jobbers- hell, you can start with D-Day and Eric Price. So we got to thinkin. Maybe, just maybe we haven't wrestled enough teams yet? Maybe that's it. Maybe we haven’t scalped enough fools to have rightfully earned that title shot. So right here, right now The Thickness throws down an open challenge gauntlet match to ANY TEAM who thinks they can knock us off.

Zach Davis: An open challenge?

Erin Robbins: These two are such jack asses. They really just put their contenders shot on the line for anyone to take? They really think they can last a gauntlet match? I doubt it. Zach, we're about to see new contenders crowned.

Silver Hawks Theme hits the PA system.

Zach Davis: Whose this?

Erin Robbins: It's Metalman and Doctor Science! Two jobbers have come out to try and make a name for themselves!

Zach Davis: Epitaphs don't count.

Metalman and Doctor Science get in the ring and look ready for action. Odin and Cairo shoot odds or evens to see who goes first. Cairo wins the contest and Odin takes to the apron. Cairo and Metalman start the match.

DING DING

The Godfather and Metalman lock up in in the center of the ring. Cairo flings Metalman off the ropes and hits a hip toss into an arm wrench. Metal man gets to his feet and untwists himself, releasing the pressure. He shoots Cairo into the ropes but Cairo comes back with a jumping lariat. Metalmans down again as Cairo puts him in a sleeper hold. Metalman again gets to his feet and elbows his way loose, hitting a back bodydrop on The Godfather.

Zach Davis: Here comes Doctor Science.

Science comes rushing into the ring but gets caught right off the bat with a spine buster. Cairo hooks him into a Boston crab but allows Science to get the ropes. Cairo continues the hold.

1..2..3..4..

Cairo breaks at four, As he stands back up he licks his fingers and pimp slaps metal man!

Erin Robbins: Pimp slap and Metal man hits the floor.

Zach Davis: Here comes Odin, looks like he's going to join us at the booth.

Odin takes a seat next to Zach and puts on a head set.

Erin Robbins: Don't you have some sham of a match to wrestle?

Odin Balfore: Take notes, Erin. This is the highlight of the Pay Per View. I guarantee it.

Zach Davis: She's right though, shouldn’t you be in there, you know- helping?

Odin Balfore: Nahh, Cairo will be fine.

Odin pulls some papers and weed out of his pocket and starts to roll a blunt as Cairo is in the ring putting on a wrestling clinic of rest holds and one sided chain wrestling. Cairo has Doctor Science in the corner turn buckle and he's just lighting him up with knife edge chops as Odin lights up a fatty. Cairo points at Odin as he puts Doctor Science on the top turn buckle.

Odin Balfore ( w/ hush British accent): Bobby Cairo sets the jobber up. He gets him level on the turnbuckle. Bobby Cairo now ascends to the second turnbuckle pad. Now is the time that laws of nature come into play. What goes up, must unfortunately come back down.

Odin takes a few puffs from the blunt as Cairo and Science crash to the mat. Metalman gets back into the ring but he's met with a running Enzugeri.

Odin Balfore ( w/ rasping southern excitement) : HE'S DOWN, HE'S DOWN! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY; METALMAN IS DOWN!

Cairo turns back to Doctor Science and lifts him to his feet.

Odin Balfore: Cairos got Doctor Science- whats he gunna do... WHAM! BAM. WHOOSSHH!!! KA BOOM! Sound effects! Sound effects! Michael Bay Sound motha fuckin effects!

Zach Davis: You mean Cairo just hit Irresistible Bliss?

Odin Balfore: The Pin.. one.. two... three! OH MY GOD. THAT WAS A HELLACIOUS MATCH! That was the greatest match we've ever seen before in WCF – Right Erin? The greatest match in WC F history because.. you know- you've only had the job for like four months. So that qualifies you for match expert?

Odin takes another hit off the blunt as Cairo rolls out of the ring. Odin stands up and hands Cairo the blunt then the headset as he takes the mic from Kyle Steel Odin gets back into the ring as Cairo takes his place at the commentators booth.

Zach Davis: Well Bobby?

Bobby Cairo: What is this you speak to me?

Erin Robbins: Was that really necessary?

Bobby Cairo: Don't you question the methods of The Godfather.

Bobby takes a hit off the blunt. Meanwhile, Odin's back in the ring with the mic.

Odin Balfore: One team? Thats all that wants the chance of a lifetime? The gauntlet challenge is still going. Three more teams. Someone, anyone out there try and give This Bad Motha Fucka a challenge.

Kill Everybody By Skrillex hits the PA system.

Erin Robbins: I don't know anyone who has this theme music.

Zach Davis: Its Rock'em and Sock'em! The wrestling robots.

Bobby Cairo: Job Bots. Might as well called them scrap iron.

The Robots get into the ring as the bell rings

DING DING

Sock'em starts off against Odin.

Erin Robbins: Are these two actual robots?

Zach Davis: Looks like it, Erin.

Odin stands there, confused- unimpressed. The robots are nearly as big as Odin, their massive and clearly not human.

Odin Balfore: Those are the cheesiest looking Halloween costumes I've ever seen. You two goons think you really take me on?

The Gold robot stands in the ring, emotionless, expressionless but ever imposing.

Odin Balfore: One free shot- here ya go.

Odin taps his chin as the Gold Robot suddenly connects with a piston like punch across the ring, into the ropes which some how keep him in the ring but he falls to the mat.

Zach Davis: I've called Odin's career since he first got in WCF. No ones ever done that to The Nordic Tank before.

Bobby Cairo ( after Toking): Yah, thats sum fuckin shit right there.

Odin gets back to his feet and locks up with the robot in a test of strength. The Robot easily wrenches Odins arms and brings the big man to his knees. Again, the first time Odin's been over powered by a test of strength. Odin looks back at Cairo though and gives a very obvious wink. Cairo nods as he continues to smoke the blunt. Odin shakes his arms as he brings himself back to a vertical base. With all of his strength Odin throws his arms out past his sides and rips the robots arms clean off.

Crowd: HOLY-SHIT, HOLY -SHIT, HOLY-SHIT!

Without losing a beat, Odin starts smashing the robot with its own limbs, even caving its metallic skull in. The Robot falls to the ground as the Silver robot hits the ring with a stiff mechanical walk. Odin looks at him and snarls before running at him with a big boot- punting the robots head into the nose bleed section of the Xcel area!

Bobby Cairo: Told ya, best part of the show. You don't see that shit every day.

BLACK OUT! The house lights cut out as Odin stands triumphant in the ring like Bruce Campbell and his boom stick.

The lights come back on and Odin's being double teamed in the corner by another tag team.

Erin Robbins: Its Elvira De Rossi and Damien Von Darkholmes! WCFs resident vampires!

Zach Davis: It is Helloween after all!

Bobby Cairo: X'Cuse me, bitches.

Bobby Cairo rips off his head set and hits the ring yelling “ trick ah' treat, motha fucka!”

Erin Robbins: Is the- ?

Zach Davis: Yah, the funny cigar is still in his mouth.

Cairo hits the ring and and starts throwing fists with Damien. Damien does a good job at fending off the hall of famer but Cairo steps under a wild swing and hit the Security Breech! The one on one assault in the corner turns to Odin's favor as he just hits repeated knee lifts to Elvira. He and Cairo gang up on the women and beat her to the ground, making her pay for the sneak attack.

Erin Robbins: Now they're just going too far. She cant even defend herself.

Odin picks Elvira up and bends her over for a pumphandle slam but not with out doing some pumping off his own.

Zach Davis: A little D O double G style pump handle action.

Erin Robbins: This is just sickening.

Odin lifts Elvira up and as he comes down Cairo bounces off the ropes and connects with a Fame-asser.

Zach Davis: ATM!

The pin.

1..

2..

3.. !!

Zach Davis: That women didn't even stand a chance.

Erin Robbins: They tried.

Cairo gets off of Elvira and kicks her in the ribs until she rolls out of the ring. He and Odin look back towards the entrance way telling whoevers interested to “ just bring it.“

Erin Robbins: Just one spot open on The Thickness Open Challenge. Whose gonna be next?

Murder Train by The Foreskins hits the PA system! The fans go crazy.

Crowd: MURDER- MURDER-MURDER!

Zach Davis: It's Hardcore McMurderkill.

As if the fans couldn’t get any louder, they pop even more for his tag team partner whose slowly and sheepishly making his way from the back to join Hardcore.

Crowd: CRY-BOY- CRY-BOY- CRY-BOY!!

Zach Davis: Hardcore McMurderkill and Cry boy McEmo!

Erin Robbins: These two might actually have the best shot at winning.

Zach Davis: A slim shot, but the best shot

Erin Robbins: Hardcores even bringing a trash can full of weapons to the ring. Lets see, lightbulbs, two by fours, kendo sticks, a mop and who knows what else. Hardcore is eager to step into the ring where as Cryboy is reluctant. Hardcore forces inside the ring as well as take the first start of the match. Odin and Cairo just look at each other. Cairo hands Odin the blunt, Odin takes a few quick hits and passes it back to Cairo who leaves Odin to start the match.

DING DING

Zach Davis: Cryboy verse Odin to start off The Thickness Open Challenge.

Erin Robbins: Here comes Cairo back to join us on commentary.

Bobby Cario: Miss me, Erin?

Erin Robbins: Was this really necessary?

Bobby Cairo: Yah, bitch; it was.

Zach Davis: But you're fighting just a bunch of journeymen.

Bobby Cairo: That's every one in WCF currently compared to us. Are these guys all on WCF's active roster? Yes. Are these guys all currently trained wrestlers? I would imagine so. Are these guys all vying for recognition in this company? Yes. These are legitimate talents, more so than The Thhickness's opponents in the past few weeks. The only active teams in WCF are us, A.Y's book club, SPAC, Denise and Nightrider as well as Justice. So there are four listed, active teams in WCF- right here, clearly is four more. After Odin Jobber kills Cryboy and I smoke this blunt made from the finest of PoonGuiean Kush, We'll have defeated more teams than what is currently recognized because we all know that A.Y's revolving door tag teams arnt even really there.

Zach Davis: That actually makes a lot of sense.

Bobby Cairo: That's because Bobby Cairo loves you, my child and his presence has opened your mind to see the truth in the matter. Now if you notice, Cryboy whose less than six foot and weighs maybe a buck fifty is standing toe to toe with Odin Balfore. The difference here comparative to other WCF talent is that Cryboy has yet to piss himself like some other Eric Prices of the world. As far as I see it, we have faced a lot of talent thats been overlooked. We gave them the opportunity for exposure, you show their mettle ad here they are. I don't see AOD or the Illuminati or Justice out here; do you?

Erin Robbins: They all have matches tonight, you two- don't. You don't deserve a tag title shot.

Bobby Cairo: Then tonight in your eyes, it will be shown. The Thickness will defeat four very capable teams with more guts than brains all be it but hey, thats what true WCF is all about. They're taking the initiative, all be it the WRONG one.

Back in the ring Odin goes to shake Cryboys hand to ease his mind. Cryboy accepts the gesture, hoping the veteran will take pity on him but no such luxuries are afford as Odin lifts Cryboy up in a Gorilla press position and physical bench presses Cryboy – one- two-three- a total of four times before heaving him up into the air and letting him drop faster than the career of some talent that shan’t be named. Hardcore hits the ring and with out fear, runs up and cold cocks Odin right in the mush. Odin turns around and takes a wide swing but Hardcore ducks it and chop blocks the Nordic Tank and knocks the big man to the ground.

Zach Davis: That was unexpected.

Hardcore starts stomping away at Odin to make sure the big man stays down for a moment before helping up Cryboy whose trying to hold back the tears. Hardcore holds Odin up a moment and encourages Cryboy to slap Odin.

Erin Robbins: Cryboy slaps Odin Balfore.

Zach Davis: Arn't you going to step in there and help?

Bobby Cairo ( After toking): Nah, these two boys got it covered.

Fire consumes Odins eyes as he stands up tall, Hardcore dangling from Odin's neck like a Mr. T gold chain. Odin reaches back and peels Hardcore off his back and flings him into Cryboy.

Erin Robbins: Hardcore McEmo just took a tumble.

Odin walks over to them, picking them up and hits a double headbutt that sends them into the ropes.

Zach Davis: Double shoulder tackle! Odin is down!

Erin Robbins: Double pin.

1.

2..

KICK OUT!

Erin Robbins: Odin powers out of the double pin.

Bobby Cairo: That's some good shit right there.

Murder rolls out of the ring and walks over to Bobby Cairo.

Bobby Cairo: Dare you speak to me?

Erin and Zach are dumb-founded.

Zach Davis: Hardcore McMurderkill just spit in the face of Bobby Mother Fuckin' Cairo!

Cairo rips off his head set and makes chase after Hardcore. They round one steel post and then the second. Hardcore scoops out a kendo stick from his trash can of goodies, he turns- cracking it over Cairos head. Cairo falls flat on his back.

Zach Davis: Did I just witness that?

Crowd: lets go hardcore *clap clap clap * lets go hardcore *clap clap clap *

Back in the ring, Cryboy is staying far away from Odin who would most definitely tear him in half, literally. Hardcore hits the ring and gut shots Odin with the end of the kendo stick. Odin doubles over as Hardcore canes him into the ground. Cryboy climbs up the turnbuckle as Odin gets to a knee.

Erin Robbins: Drop kick by Cryboy!

Odin stumbles back down as he makes his way to the ropes.

Zach Davis: Double clothesline! Ya know Erin, these two might have a better shot than I thought.

Odin flips over the ropes but lands on his feet. Hardcore McEmo run out of the ring in tandem for a suicide dive. Odin grabs the trash can and smashes them both with it. The contents of the trash can fly everywhere as Cryboy and Hardcore are out on the floor. Bobby Cairo gets to his feet and sees the large florescent light tubes. He picks two up and hands one to Odin. Cairo smashes Hardcore over the head with one, Odin does the same to Cryboy.

Erin Robbins: Our first blood and the first official match hasn’t even started.

The Thickness simultaneously pick up Hardcore McEmo. Cairo hits the Security Breech on Hardcore as Odin picks up Cryboy for a choke slam.

Zach Davis: Cryboy wiggles loose. He has Odin in a modified armwrench..

Erin Robbins: Single arm spinning neckbreaker!

Zach Davis: Does that move even have a name?

Erin Robbins: Not to my knowlage, Zach.

Zach Davis: umm.. Cryboy McEmo just hit The Wrist Cutter on Odin Balfore!

Erin Robbins: Cryboy goes for the pin?

Crowd: 1..2..

The illegal pin attempt is thwarted by Bobby Cairo who picks up Cryboy and hits a stalling suplex onto another set of light bulbs! Cairo just starts hammering away at Cryboy as Odin gets to his feet and meets Hardcore by the steel ring posts. Hardcore tries to going toe to toe but the size difference is just to much. Odin picks Hardcore up onto his shoulder for a torture rack and throws his weight into the steel post, crushing the back of Hardcore then powers him down onto of Cryboy with a spine buster. Cairo goes over and looks under the ring and pulls out a table.

Zach Davis: And here comes the tables!

Odin meets Cairo by the ring apron and gets another table. Once for each member of Hardcore McEmo.
Cairo sets up his table then heads back towards Hardcore's trash can of tricks digs out a small red jug of gasoline.

Zach Davis: Its a red jug, we all know what that is.

Erin Robbins: And he's dousing the tables in gasoline.

The Thickness pick up Hardcore McEmo as they start to get to the feet. Cairo finds a book of matches near by and strikes one up.

Zach Davis: He;s relighting that blunt that fell on the ground.

Cairo and Odin take a few puffs each before Cairo returns to the task at hand, relighting another match and seting the tables on fire.

Zach Davis: Seth, Sarah, somebody. Get the fire department on stand by.

Erin Robbins: The thickness each set up for a power bomb...

Zach Davis: And no more is the fabled team of Hardcore McEmo.

Hardcore McEmo get rolled into the ring together, writhing in pain and stacked on top of each other. The Thickness each place a boot onto of Cryboys whose weeping in pain.

The pin.

1..

2..

3...

Zach Davis: The Thickness win their own open challenge!

Bobby Cairo walks over to grab another mic from Kyle Steel.

Bobby Cairo: Four teams were challenged to run The Thickness Challenge and the only teams that accepted had more balls than SPAC, who have been ducking us for weeks now. Next week SPAC, there's no more running and hiding behind your political actions. The Governor of Poon Guiea has decreed your heads to rest high up on his mantle and your titles around his waist. So we have spoken.. so it shall... come to pass.

Diablo Calzone vs Biohazard

The lights dim as "Goldie" by ASAP Rocky hits the PA. Red strobelights shower the arena. When the music picks up, Diablo Calzone appears at the entranceway with manager Bobby Cairo at his side. Calzone pauses at the top of the ramp and sneers into the camera lens. Diablo flexes his muscles while a sparkly pyrotechnics display shoots off behind him. Cairo applauds his client, all the while a confident smile is plastered on his face.

Zach Davis: And here comes Diablo Calzone!

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, standing at 6’ 5” tall, weighing in at 252 lbs., from Brooklyn, New York, being accompanied by his manager … the Godfather of Professional Wrestling Bobby Cairo, he is … DIABLO CALZONE!!!

Crowd boos at Diablo

Erin Robbins: These fans should know greatness when they see it. Bobby Cairo has an eye for talent.

They stride to the ring in lockstep, with Cairo condemning the fans for booing his client, while the ultra-determined Calzone keeps his eyes focused on the ring.

Zach Davis: And Calzone steps into the ring here with Cairo looking on from ringside proudly at his client.

Erin Robbins: As well he should, he knows a great talent when he sees it and it’s too bad these fans don’t appreciate it.

“Breakdown” by Biohazard plays and Biohazard comes out and walks to the ring as yellow and purple lights flash.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent, standing at 6’ 2” tall, weighing in at 210 lbs., from Mexico City, he is … BIOHAZARD!!!

Zach Davis: And Biohazard now making his way down to the ring and he is ready for this match up!

Erin Robbins: Yes, it seems Resid- … I mean, Biohazard is ready for this match despite recently finding out his girlfriend is pregnant!

Bell rings

Zach Davis: Biohazard has a girlfriend?

And before Biohazard even has a change to get his bearings, Calzone takes quick advantage and clotheslines Biohazard right down to the canvas!

Erin Robbins: Whoa, Calzone wasting no time intelligently taking down Biohazard in this match with a vicious clothesline.

And Calzone then wastes no time grabbing Biohazard’s legs and puts him in a Boston Crab!

Zach Davis: And a Boston Crab, locked in! Is Biohazard going to tap out?!

Erin Robbins: All the ooze is coming out now as Biohazard tries to hold on!

Biohazard cannot hold on and quickly taps out to the Boston Crab! Calzone however keeps the move locked in as the refs try to force him to let go!

Zach Davis: And come on Calzone, you won already!

Erin Robbins: He’s just proving a point!

Zach Davis: And the officials finally force Calzone to release the hold as he rolls out of the ring here and Bobby Cairo so proud of his client.

Crowd boos loudly

Erin Robbins: Smart man, inflicting damage, our owner will like that!

Kyle Steel: Here is your winner … DIABLO CALZONE!!!

Biohazard is still in the ring in pain as Diablo Calzone walks to the back with his hand raised by Bobby Cairo proudly over his victory.

Zach Davis: And Biohazard … really, he has a girlfriend?

Erin Robbins: Yep, and she’s pregnant. I know Zach … I know. Guess the ooze got out on that one!

Zach Davis: I won’t speculate on that.

Stacy Robinson Segment

We cut to ringside where Erin Robbins and Zach Davis are sat behind the announce table.

Erin Robbins: Well what a show it’s been so far…

Zach Davis: Indeed…and there’s still plenty to look forward too so let’s not waste any more time and get our next contest underway…

Suddenly ‘I’m Not Afraid’ by Lacuna Coil blasts out of the PA system sending the fans into a frenzy as Stacy Robinson walks out onto the stage dressed in a black and red leather biker jacket, a black and red leather bra, a pair of black and red leather skin tight trousers, a pair of black fingerless leather gloves and a pair of black wrestling boots, she then begins to make her way down the ramp to the ring remaining focused.

Erin Robbins: Great, this disrespectful bitch again…

Zach Davis: Well she did say she was going to come out every week and call out Sarah Twilight till she did come out…

Stacy reaches the ring and hops up onto the apron and climbs through the ropes before taking the microphone from Kyle Steel as ‘I’m Not Afraid’ fades out.

Stacy Robinson: Okay, well as I said when Slam went off air last week…I’m out here to call out Sarah Twilight…so Sarah…I know you’ve got the cock…but have you got the balls to come out here?

The fans cheer wildly, hoping that Sarah Twilight will come out.

Erin Robbins: When is this woman ever going to learn to respect her boss?

Zach Davis: Erin, I keep telling you, Sarah forced her to compete when she was pregnant! She doesn’t deserve respect from Stacy…

After a few moments, ‘Il Canto degli Italiani’ blasts out of the PA system causing the WCF fans and Stacy to look at the stage in utter confusion as Santiago Alexiev bursts out onto the stage waving to the crowd before beginning to power walk down the ramp to the ring.

Erin Robbins: What the Hell is this idiot doing out here?

Zach Davis: Gotta love the Italian Stallion Erin…

Alexiev reaches the ring and continues his power walk, doing a lap around the ring before rolling into the ring, climbing the turnbuckle and raising his right arm in the air before climbing back down as ‘Il Canto degli Italiani’ fades out and he takes a microphone from a stagehand.

Santiago Alexiev: Ze Queens of Punishment, Stacy Robson! I am ze Italian Stallion! Santiago Alexiev! It is a pleasure to meet yous…

Alexiev bows to her as if Stacy was a real Queen which causes the fans to laugh.

Santiago Alexiev: Now, Stacy…I knows why you are out heres…and I am here to help you get what you want!

The fans cheer wildly and Alexiev smiles and thanks them for their cheers as Stacy just glares at him, not expecting much help at all.

Santiago Alexiev: You see…I knows you are after our boss…so I took it upon myself to hire ze former Owner of zis company to help me bring her out to you Stacy! The very man who she left at ze altar on that sad…sad day…

The fans begin cheering wildly as Stacy has the kind of look on her face as if to say, you can’t be serious.

Erin Robbins: Wait a second; this fool has gotten help from Eric Price to bring Sarah Twilight out here for Stacy?

Zach Davis: I guess that this ‘idiot’ isn’t as stupid as you think he is Erin…

Alexiev continues to thank the fans for their adoration as a large smirk remains plastered on his face the entire time.

Santiago Alexiev: So please…without further ado’s…bring her out!

Suddenly a poorly sung karaoke version of ‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell blasts out of the PA system as Derrick Slice comes out onto the stage holding Tara Moonlight by the arm as they make their way down the ramp.

Erin Robbins: Nope, he’s still an idiot…

Zach Davis: Well as you can see folks, those are obviously not who Santiago was referring to…

Slice throws Moonlight into the ring before climbing up onto the apron and into the ring before he lifts Moonlight onto her feet as the poorly sung karaoke version of ‘You Know My Name’ fades out.

Santiago Alexiev: You may thank me now…

Stacy just shakes her head and drops the microphone before suddenly nailing Alexiev with ‘The Queen’s Kick’.

Erin Robbins: I don’t think Stacy’s very happy about this…

Zach Davis: That’s an understatement…

Slice then charges at Stacy and attempts a clothesline however Stacy ducks the shot and grabs hold of Slice’s arm and nails him with ‘The Queen’s Judgement’.

Erin Robbins: Stacy’s flipped…

Zach Davis: Can you blame her?

This time, Moonlight charges at Stacy with a clothesline however like earlier, Stacy ducks the shot and in the process, grabs Moonlight’s leg causing her to fall face first into the mat and Stacy locks her in ‘Your Final Penance’.

Erin Robbins: Your Final Penance locked in!

Zach Davis: I wouldn’t want to be in Tara Moonlight’s shoes right now…

Moonlight begins tapping out furiously, however Stacy refuses to let go as security and referee’s swarm to the ring to try and break the hold Stacy has on Moonlight.

Erin Robbins: Stacy could break Tara’s ankle here…

Zach Davis: Yeah, she’s not letting go for anyone…

Stacy continues applying the hold and not letting go as hard as the security and referee’s try to break her away from Moonlight.

Southern Bunkhouse Brawl
Adam Young vs Doc Henry

Kyle Steel: This contest will be for one fall, and is a Bunkhouse Brawl! Introducing first....from Griffen, Georgia, weighing in at 245 lbs, Doc ' The Cock' Henry!

Zach Davis: This promises to be a heated match up between these two Southern grapplers

Erin Robbins: Just another of Sarah Twilight's brilliant booking moves.

Dr. Feelgood hits the speakers and as the main riff blasts through the arena, Doc, and Mary emerge on the stage. Looking around, he raises a fist in the air, the crowd cheering wildly as he then leads the way to the ring. Climbing up the steps, he holds the Ropes for Mary, who slinks lithely through. Doc steps trough the ropes and grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more cheers as Mary poses on him seductively.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent, from Abliene Texas, weighing in at 240 lbs, 'The Villain' Adam Young !

Zach Davis: and it looks like Adam Young has got something special planned for Helloween

The arena lights fade down. Illuminati appears on the WCFtron in dripping blood. "Curse of Chucky( remix)" by Neves Pardox starts playing as a single white strobe fills the entrance way and is quickly filled with smoke. Several little Chuckies start walking out towards the ring. They all turn towards the entrance way as Dr. Steven Smith, Billy Ray Young and Sly Young step out into the arena. Out steps six men carrying a pine wood box. They walk it to the time keepers table as the trio follows behind them. Billy Ray opens the lid and motions for the camera to show whats in it, it is full of snakes and weapons of all kinds. The music stops and then "Super Villain" by Powerman 5000 starts playing and the WCftron reads "Villain" on it. Out steps "The Villain" Adam Young in black wrangler jeans, black Justin ropers, black tape on his wrists, and a black muscle shirt.

Fans: BTJ ! BTJ! BTJ!

Adam gets half way to the ring and throws his shirt into the crowd. Sly hands him a black bull whip and Adam starts cracking it. Adam slides into the ring and holds up the Illuminati sign and then cracks the whip again.

Zach Davis: Young came prepared for the match it seems.

Erin Robbins: of course he did. What did Henry bring? Mary?

Zach Davis : I'd take that for a bull whip any day!

DING DING DING

Young goes straight on the offensive, cracking the whip at Doc, who stumbles out of the way. Again and again he cracks the whip, taunting Henry, who manages to stay a step ahead each time. Finally Doc is backed into the corner, and Young advances on him.

Zach Davis: Looks like the Villain has the upper hand Erin.

Erin Robbins:(dreamily) Does he ever!

Dr. Steven Smith jumps onto the apron, ad Doc spins, dropping him to the floor with a stiff right hand.

Billy ray jumps up on his other side, and grabs his arm, pinning him to the corner. Sly jumps up, grabbing the other, leaving Doc pinned in the corner.

Zach Davis: Four on one, that's hardly fair!

Erin Robbins: All's fair in Twilight's WCF Zach!

Zach Davis: And four on one is what you call a Friday night, right Erin?

Erin Robbins: That was college, it doesn't count!

Zach Davis: You went to an online college Erin.

With a sly smile, Young advances on his opponent.

CRACK!

The whip comes down across Doc's chest, leaving a red welt.

CRACK!

Again the whip comes down, leaving a crisscross of bloody flesh. Young cocks his arm back, ready to deliver another lash.

Zach Davis: Young is whipping Doc like a government mule! This isn't wrestling!

Erin Robbins: No, this is the WCF. Wrestling is boring. This is exciting!

WHUP!

Mary slid into the ring behind him and delivered a low blow, causing The Villain to drop the whip and clutch his injured equipment.

Zach Davis: They forgot about Mary, and she's evened the score!

Erin Robbins: From what I hear, she knows all about going four on one.

Zach Davis: Guess she went to the same college as you Erin.

Erin Robbins:...

Doc shakes off his attackers, popping each one with an elbow and knocking them to the floor as Mary slides back out of the ring. Young looks up to see an enraged Doc bearing down on him, and backpedals to the other side of the ring, looking for space.

BAM!

Doc levels him with a clothesline, and kneels down on his chest, raining punch after punch on the Villain.

Zach Davis: Doc's showing him and old fashioned whipping!

Henry pulls him to his feet and sends him into the ropes with an Irish whip, and catching him on the rebound with a flying shoulder block. He goes for the pin.

Zach Davis: And he goes for the quick pin.

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2...

KICK OUT!

Zach Davis: Near fall for the Doc.

Henry pulls him to his feet, and delivers a kick to the gut, setting him up for a pedigree. He locks it in, Young struggling.

Zach Davis: Henry looks ready to drop him for the win!

WHAM!

Smith jumps up on the apron, and smashes Henry with a baseball bat that he pulled out of the crate at ringside.

Zach Davis: The numbers game catches up to Henry, and now he's really in trouble.

Erin Robbins: And the Cock drops like a Rock! Where have I heard that before?

Zach Davis: Your last date maybe?

Erin Robbins: ...

Zach Davis: And the Villain takes advantage and goes for a cover!

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2...

Zach Davis: Doc gets a shoulder up at 2 1/2!
Takes more than that to put down the tough veteran.

Young leaves a clearly dazed Henry in the ring, and rolls out, looking for a weapon in that crate. He comes back to ringside with a bull rope and a smile.

Zach Davis: This isn't looking good for the Doc. What does the devious mind of Young have planned.

Erin Robbins: Whatever it is, I'm sure it will be exciting!

Henry is struggling to his feet, still dazed from the bat shot, as The Villain rolls into the ring. Young carefully measures his opponent and delivers an STO.

Zach Davis: And Doc is in a bad way. No, don't tell me he's going to...

Erin Robbins: Looks like the Cock will finally be well hung Zach. Not that you'd know anything about that.

Zach Davis:...

Young smiles evilly as he wraps the rope around Doc's neck and begins dragging him around the ring.

Mary leaps to the apron, ready to rescue her man, but Billy Ray and Sly grab her from behind, pulling her off the apron and pinning her against the guard rail.

Zach Davis: I don't like where this is going What are they going to do with her?

Erin Robbins: Taking her out of a match she had no business being in.

Young stops and goes in for a pin on the out of breath Henry.

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2...

Zach Davis: And he kicks out! Unbelievable!

Erin Robbins: That redneck is too stupid to know when' he's beat.

Young pulls Doc to a corner and ties the rope to the post, cinching it tight. Henry struggles as the rope pins him tightly to the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: Things are about to get worse for the Doc.

Erin Robbins: More Exciting. This is Sarah's vision for the future.

At ringside Mary is being held against the guardrail none to gently by the Young boys, and Smith has drawn a knife from somewhere and is eyeing her struggling form with appreciation.

Zach Davis: This isn't right. We need to get someone out here. This isn't right!

Erin Robbins: Mary's going to get what she deserves for setting foot in the ring

Doc sees this from his corner and struggles even harder against his bonds, screaming blue murder. Young calmly walks over to the discarded bat, and begins test swings while walking over to Henry.

Zach Davis: This isn't right. it's a man's livelihood on the line here. And a woman's dignity!

CRUNCH!

The Villain connects with the bat to Henry's ribs, producing a sickening sound. Again and again he swings the bat, and again and again the same sound is produced. Doc, screaming in agony, is still watching the scene outside the ring, still struggling to reach out for her.

Erin Robbins: Hit him again Adam, make him pay!

Zach Davis:No! Not again! Wait, the crowd has just exploded....Justice, Justice is here!

Crowd: Fuck Yeah!!!!

Seifer Black Armstrong and Matt Robinson rush from the back, and begin brawling with the Young boys.

Zach Davis: They've seen enough and they're here to even the odds!

Erin Robbins: Blatant interference! The ref should ring the bell!

Zach Davis: It's No DQ Erin, just like our boss Sarah wanted it!

Seifer drives Sly into the ring post as Matt dumps Billy Ray over the guard rail.

Mary, now free, kicks Smith right in the family jewels and runs past him, scooping up the knife as she goes.

Zach Davis: Mary delivers some justice of her own!

Adam Young is watching this from the ring, making a move to defend his boys, before realizing he has the match more than won.

Zach Davis: And Mary runs straight to her man, cutting him loose!

Erin Robbins: Someone should stop her from interfering!

Zach Davis: Be my guest Erin.

Erin Robbins:...

As he turns back, Mary has cut the rope holding him to the post and is helping him roll out of the ring.

Young calls to Smith to get him another rope, and Smith heads for the crate.

Zach Davis: And Smith is heading up the ramp to get another rope...but wait who's this!

Erin Robbins: Another loser ready to fight Sarah's will?

Zach Davis: It's Dan DiStoner, the newest member of Justice! And he's making his way to the crate!

DiStoner runs from the back and meets Smith there with a super kick, knocking him into the crate.

Zach Davis: And Smith is down. Young is on his own!

Erin Robbins: I'm calling Sarah. She needs to know what's going on!

Zach Davis: Not today Erin!

Davis knocks the phone from her hand.

Young is livid, heading for the apron to finish off Henry, only to find him kneeling by the announce table as Mary feeds him a can of collard greens.

Zach Davis: We know what this means, Doc's about to go Popeye on Young!

Erin Robbins: You broke my phone! You son of a bitch!

Zach Davis: Suck it up Princess!

Young leaps of the apron with a plancha, thinking to take them both down. Mary pulls Doc out of the way as the Villain crashes into the announce table, and rolls to the floor.

Zach Davis: And he narrowly misses Doc and Mary, he could have broken ribs!

Erin Robbins: He landed on my phone! My phone is broken!

Zach Davis: Pull it together Erin, we've still got a match going on!

Doc now staggers to the guard rail and screams to the crowd, using them to get his second wind. They scream back just as loud.

Crowd: DOC! DOC! DOC!

Seifer and Matt drag their men to the crate, and dump them unceremoniously inside with Smith. The three men of Justice then pick up the crate and head for the back.

Not knowing what has happened, Young calls for Smith to get a weapon as he launches a punch at the staggered Doc. Doc suddenly stands straight up, and catches the punch. He spins, driving Young into the ring post, busting him open.

Zach Davis: That's it. Doc is rolling now, nothing can stop him!

Erin Robbins: I just bought that phone!

Henry rolls him into the ring and follows up with a knee drop.

Doc walks around the ring, soaking in the cheers of the fans as he gets more and more pumped up. Young staggers to his feet and turns to catch a ...

Zach Davis: Gambler's Hand! Doc hit the Gambler's Hand!

Doc points to the corner, and the crowd cheers

Zach Davis: We know what's coming next!

Crowd: All-in! All-in!

He slowly climbs to the top rope and leaps off with his trademark move, rolling over to cover.

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3...

Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit!

Zach Davis: Doc Henry, the Internet Champion, picks up the victory tonight at Helloween!

New Arrival

Suddenly the lights go out and a video starts to play on the screen showing clips from the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. As the battle goes on a voice starts to speak over the sound of gunfire and explosions.

???: All I know is war, everything that I have experienced is a battle to be fought no matter who the enemy, I have gone into each warzone with faith as my guide.

The video fades into black and the voice continues.

???: But now it is over for me, that life has been taken from me and has left me with nothing to refill it, until now.

A man wearing desert camo gear walks onto the screen and walks towards the camera.

???: I am Gunnery Sergeant, Drake Sandstorm, and I have found my new reason for my life, and it is another battle that is to be fought, that battle is in the ring, I will make it my new warzone and take on whoever steps in front of me, I am here to fight…Semper Fidelis..

Walking forward he places his hand over the camera as it cuts to static and the lights come back on.

Television Title Match
Cormack MacNeill vs John Barber

“Taylor Made” by Real Mackenzies starts playing over the speaker system as the crowd starts cheering. The drumbeat in the music marks a cadence as Cormack walks out, heading towards the ring. As the bagpipes kick in, he walks faster, eyes on the ring.

Zach Davis: And here comes the challenger for the TV Title tonight!

Erin Robbins: I’ll be interested to see how this goes. Last week he was victorious with his partner Ryan Rhodes over veterans Doc Henry and Barber in tag team action.

Zach Davis: That’s right, he’s been a great new talent here in WCF, let’s see if he has what it takes to be the Television Champion.

Sliding under the ropes, he rises and mounts a corner turnbuckle. MacNeill raises his hands in the air, saluting the fans, and then climbs down and uses the ropes to stretch out and warm up, waiting for his opponent.

“The Fire” by Rev Theory starts playing on the speakers as John Barber walks out from the back. He stands on top of the ramp with a thumb hooked into his right pocket, looking out at the crowd around him. He starts walking down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans nearest to the barricade.

Zach Davis: And here comes the Television Champion himself! He won this title at the beginning of September and has held it since, let’s see if he can keep it going here.

Erin Robbins: With weekly title defenses, I’m amazed. Despite the competition Sarah Twilight has put in front of him, he has withstood it and made it as the current TV Champion!

He jogs up the ring steps, quickly ducks between the top and middle ropes, and walks over to the nearest turnbuckle. He perches on the second turnbuckle and raises both arms, looking out at the crowd with a smirk on his face.

Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCF Television Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, standing at 6’ 4” tall, weighing in at 265 lbs., from Halifax, Nova Scotia … CORMACK MACNEILL!

Crowd cheers as Cormack raises his hand!

Kyle Steel: And his opponent, standing at 6’ 3”, weighing in at 220 lbs., from Miami, Florida, he is the WCF Television Champion … JOHN BARBER!

Zach Davis: And these two are ready to go as the referee holds up the Television Title, it is on the line here at the Helloween PPV, John Barber and Cormack Macneill are set and here we go!

Bell rings

Erin Robbins: And … what are these two doing?

Cormack MacNeill and John Barber both shake hands as the match starts signaling that this will be a friendly yet competitive bout!

Zach Davis: It looks like mutual respect between these two great competitors and they’re going to treat these fans to a great match!

Erin Robbins: And Barber will waste no time here it seems, a quick take down of MacNeill.

MacNeill seems genuinely surprised by the take down performed by Barber and smiles a bit at the quickness he display

Zach Davis: And Cormack MacNeill seems impressed but just as Barber seems to want to try again, oh wow, a DDT out of nowhere to John Barber!

Erin Robbins: Wow, this early into the matchup and cover!

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Zach Davis: But a kickout from Barber. Looks like MacNeill definitely wanted to prove a point quickly in this matchup but Barber’s not going to have any of that, especially with the Television Title on the line!

As Barber is down from the DDT and looks almost out, MacNeill decides to grab Barber and lift him up.

Zach Davis: And looks like MacNeill is showcasing some power here and damn, a body slam to Barber!

Crowd: Let’s go Cormack! Let’s go Cormack! Let’s go Cormack!

Erin Robbins: And he connects with Barber but can he take advantage. MacNeill rolls over and cover!

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Zach Davis: And no, Barber kicks out. MacNeill looking to put Barber away very early in this match up as Barber is still kind of out of it. This crowd is somewhat divided as now they’re chanting for Barber.

Crowd: Let’s go Barber! Let’s go Barber! Let’s go Barber!

Barber slowly gets up and goes to the corner of the ring. Look of surprise on his face. He raises his hand up for the crowd and they cheer for him!

Erin Robbins: The crowd’s on his side here. But MacNeill is now running toward Barber, going to try and clothesline him in the corner here.

Zach Davis: Barber just turning around and barely avoids being hit by MacNeill as MacNeill gets a face full of turnbuckle. Barber quickly takes advantage and he locks in at the waist, a suplex to MacNeill! Cover!

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Zach Davis: And MacNeill barely kicks out of that one. Barber responding in kind here as these two are showing some old school style technical wrestling here. No blood, no unnecessary violence, just some great fundamentals with some showmanship!

Erin Robbins: In defiance of our new owner, it makes me sick in a way!

Zach Davis: I’m sure it does. MacNeill is still down right now as Barber is getting up, he’s grabbing MacNeill by the head and is applying a neck lock to him. He’s really trying to wear MacNeill down here.

Erin Robbins: And MacNeill appears to slowly be fading. Look at his face, it’s almost purple. The referee now checking on him.

Zach Davis: Lifting his arm and no, MacNeill is still in this! He’s hanging on here. Elbow to Barber, and another elbow to the gut of Barber here as he’s forced to break the hold. MacNeill dragging himself as fast as he can to the ropes for leverage.

Erin Robbins: And MacNeill now getting himself up as he looks to be on the attack. He goes after Barber but oh no, Barber lowers the ropes and MacNeill goes over.

Barber uses these moments to recoup and get a breath of air as MacNeill is on the outside and the crowd is divided over whom to support.

Crowd: Let’s go Cormack! Let’s go Barber! Let’s go Cormack! Let’s go Barber!

Barber raises his hand with a smile on his face here as MacNeill is down on the outside.

Zach Davis: A very divided crowd tonight as there are ardent Cormack MacNeill fans as well as Barber fans in our audience tonight. It’s definitely a friendly bout with two fan favorites simply trying to figure who is the better man.

Erin Robbins: Oh big deal, no one cares. Kill each other already.

Zach Davis: Erin … you just have no composure do you? Your lips are just firmly glued to Sarah’s ass. Where’s your chapstick?

Erin Robbins: Shut up Zach!

Cormack MacNeill starts to gather himself and gets himself back into the ring to keep this match going.

Zach Davis: MacNeill regrouping and he’s back in the ring. Barber now landing an elbow to MacNeill in the gut over and over trying to wear him down and MacNeill started out well but it seems that Barber is in the driver’s seat now. Barber really continuing to take it to MacNeill here and looks like he’s grabbing his legs and he wants to set him up for a Boston Crab.

Erin Robbins: But MacNeill knows it’s coming, he’s fighting back and manages to kick Barber away toward the ropes. Barber coming back however and grabbing the legs again, Barber elbows MacNeill in the gut this time and turns him around and the Boston Crab is now locked in on MacNeill.

Zach Davis: MacNeill in tremendous pain here but he manages to get to the bottom rope.

Erin Robbins: What an idiot, he should have kept the hold on!

Despite there being no disqualification, Barber releases the hold once he notices Cormack manages to get a hold of the bottom rope so as to be honorable in the match.

Zach Davis: I just think he’s doing the honorable thing and being really traditional in this match, a very respectable gesture in my opinion.

Erin Robbins: Idiot, it could cost him the Television Title!

Zach Davis: MacNeill recovering here. MacNeill is getting up and Barber is trying to sneak by but MacNeill meets him first with a hit right to the face. Barber responds with another strike to MacNeill’s face. These men trading blows here, one after the other and it looks like MacNeill is getting the upper hand here. And Barber is a bit out of it here. MacNeill grabs Barber and bam, DDT, nails another DDT on Barber.

Erin Robbins: Cover!

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Zach Davis: And Barber manages to get his shoulder up. This has been an even match thus far with John Barber showing why he is the TV Champion but Cormack MacNeill also showing that he definitely deserved this shot and these fans are loving this traditional match.

Erin Robbins: Sarah’s not going to like this.

Crowd: WCF! WCF! WCF!

Zach Davis: Sarah can kiss my ass. You hear the fans chanting WCF, this is old school WCF at its finest.

Erin Robbins: Whatever.

Zach Davis: And MacNeill is going to try and finish Barber off. Barber is down on the mat, MacNeill waiting for Barber to get up! I think he’s calling for the Instant Hangover!

As Barber is down on the mat, he slowly gets up as the crowd is clearly divided cheering both men, Barber slowly comes to and manages to dodge the Instant Hangover!

Erin Robbins: MacNeill going for it and wait, Barber dodges it! He manages to avoid the Instant Hangover but wait, he has MacNeill by the arm and … here it comes!

From out of nowhere, John Barber manages to lock in the Cracker, the cross armbreaker!

Zach Davis: And the Cracker is locked in! Cormack MacNeill in tremendous pain here but is he going to make it?

MacNeill appears to try to be resisting as hard as he can while Barber continues to torque and apply the pressure even more.

Erin Robbins: And no more as Cormack MacNeill taps out!

Barber immediately lets go of the hold as soon as Cormack taps out!

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and still … the WCF Television Champion … the “Florida Cracker” … JOHN BARBER!

Zach Davis: And John Barber manages to retain the Television Title here tonight in a very traditional and old school wrestling contest. Two great men, two fan favorites went in and simply showcased great wrestling skill and great sportsmanship.

Cormack MacNeill slowly gets up as John Barber is handed the TV Title and starts to celebrate in the ring. But Cormack calls John Barber back to the center of the ring.

Erin Robbins: Uh-oh, what’s going to happen here?

Cormack extends his hand to John Barber and John shakes it as they show respect to each other for a great match.

Zach Davis: And this is what WCF is all about, true WCF with great sportsmanship, great class; Cormack MacNeill lost but respects John Barber for being able to beat him and the same can be said about John Barber, despite winning, he still holds Cormack MacNeill in high regard for competing so admirably here tonight.

Erin Robbins: Pish-posh nonsense is what that is … Sarah Twilight wants violence and that’s what we should have seen instead of these two lollygagging about to please some idiot fans.

Zach Davis: Unlike you, the fans and I enjoyed this great match and the great respect between these two competitors and hope to see more matches like this in the near future. For now, congratulations are in order to John Barber on retaining the TV Title!

United States Title Match
Ryan Rhodes vs Steeltoe Joe

The house lights dim as Korn’s “4 U” plays over the speaker system. As the arena fades to black, a green V pulses on the jumbotron. As the last words of “4 U” play, green fireworks erupt from the stage and Venom is seen standing at the top of the entrance ramp.

Zach Davis: And here comes the challenger in his first US Title match, this could be huge for this young man.

Erin Robbins: Please … he has no shot of winning against the real People’s Champion and our current US Champion, the patriot himself Steeltoe Joe!

Linkin Park’s Faint plays as the lights come up and he sprints to the ring, sometimes interacting with fans and slides under the bottom rope. He pops up and stands triumphantly on the turnbuckle with fist in the air, enticing the crowd into a frenzy.

Zach Davis: This crowd certainly behind the young Ryan Rhodes here as he looks to go home with gold tonight.

Erin Robbins: Like these fans know anything.

The Arena Goes Dark, and then all simultaneously "Radioactive" by the Imagine Dragons starts to play as blue and white neon lights flicker and pulse to the beat of the music. Fog fills up the entrance ramp as Steeltoe Joe comes walking out of the midst of the fog.

Erin Robbins: YES! And here comes a real champion, a real man’s man, a real patriot!

Zach Davis: Don’t be too impartial now Erin!

Erin Robbins: I’m just highlighting what a great US Champion this man is and the way he fought for it is incredible.

Joe looks around at all the fans who once cheered him... Booing him as loud as they can. You can tell there is no longer any love for the "People's Pastor." Joe walks slowly and meticulously down the ramp, he jumps up and down like he is loosening up for his match. He steps up the ring steps and then climbs the turnbuckle closest to him. Joe points to the sky and then raises his arms in victory. Joe then jumps down and poses his massive muscles to the camera as he pulls on the ring rope, stretching for his match.

Zach Davis: Yeah … great victory. Sarah comes down, rings the bell for him, should be very proud.

Both men stand in the ring ready to go as the referee separates them and Kyle Steel announces them.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCF United States Championship! To my right, the challenger, standing at 6’ 3”, weighing in at 237 lbs., from Detroit, MI, he is known as “Venom”, Ryan Rhodes!

Crowd cheers loudly

Zach Davis: And this crowd definitely supporting this young man here tonight!

Kyle Steel: And his opponent. To my left, hailing from Stockton, CA, standing at 6’ 5” tall, weighing in at 272 lbs., he is the reigning WCF United States Champion, Steeltoe Joe!

Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

Zach Davis: Lots of chants and awfully loud booing for this man, especially after he and Sarah screwed Eric Price out of the US Title three weeks ago.

Erin Robbins: And this match up is under way as the referee rings the bell.

Zach Davis: Both men now approaching each other and here we go!

Steeltoe Joe extends his right hand to Ryan Rhodes. Rhodes thinks about it as Joe is known to not be trusted. Rhodes decides to give him the benefit of the doubt and starts to shake his hand but quickly Joe retracts and instead slaps Rhodes across the face with his left hand as he gets a huge smile across his face.

Zach Davis: And Steeltoe Joe showing once again why he is a lying and deceptive cheat with that kind of a cheap shot.

Erin Robbins: That was smart, lure in your opponent, bring him in and BAM!

Zach Davis: Cheap trick but I doubt Ryan Rhodes is going to take it here as he looks rearing to go now!

Rhodes goes right after Joe grabbing him by the waist to set him up for Northern Lights Suplex.

Erin Robbins: He nails the suplex and cover.

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Zach Davis: And no, Joe kicks out. Rhodes looking to put Joe away very early in this match up as Joe looks surprised.

Joe quickly gets up and goes to the corner of the ring. Look of surprise on his face. He decides to step out of the ring to take a breather.

Erin Robbins: And remember, no disqualifications. Our great new owner put in that edict and there is no disqualification here if he steps out, he can take as much time as he wants.

Zach Davis: But I don’t think Rhodes is going to give him too much of a reprieve here. Joe is taunting the crowd here but he has his attention away from the match.

Erin Robbins: And what’s Rhodes doing here?

Ryan Rhodes slides out of the ring and quickly as Joe turns around, hits him with a dropkick knocking him down at ringside!

Zach Davis: And it seems our “People’s Pastor” is down!

Erin Robbins: That was not right. Joe was not ready however, Rhodes grabs him and is trying to drag him into the ring here.

Rhodes grabs Joe and tries to put him back in the ring, rolling him in as he acts as dead weight.

Zach Davis: Can he capitalize? Cover!

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Zach Davis: And Joe barely kicks out of that one. Rhodes definitely is taking it to the United States Champion here tonight and showing him that he is to be taken seriously as he has had two very near falls.

Erin Robbins: Flukes, nothing more than flukes!

Zach Davis: Joe is still down right now as Rhodes is getting up, he’s grabbing Joe by the head and is applying a neck lock to him. He’s really trying to wear Joe down here.

Erin Robbins: And Joe appears to slowly be fading. Look at his face, it’s almost purple. The referee now checking on him.

Zach Davis: Lifting his arm and no, Joe is still in this! He’s hanging on here. Elbow to Rhodes, and another elbow to the gut of Rhodes here as he’s forced to break the hold. Joe dragging himself as fast as he can to the ropes for leverage.

Erin Robbins: And Joe now getting himself up as Rhodes looks to be on the attack. He goes after Joe but oh no, Joe lowers the ropes and Rhodes goes over. And now a smirk on the face of Joe.

Joe raises his hand with a smirk on his face here as Rhodes is down on the outside.

Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!

Zach Davis: Joe now using these moments to regroup a bit.

As Joe regroups, he quickly slides out of the ring as Ryan Rhodes slides back in. He grabs a steel chair and quickly slides back in as Ryan notices this.

Zach Davis: Rhodes regrouping and he’s back in the ring. Joe however is also now back in, steel chair in hand.

Erin Robbins: Yes, beat the hell out of Rhodes, teach him a lesson! Teach … NO!

Just as Joe gets ready to swing the steel chair, from out of nowhere Rhodes drop kicks Joe right in the face with the steel chair, Joe is down!

Zach Davis: Whoa, and that steel chair busting Joe open here and he’s out, could we have a new US Champion?! COVER!

Erin Robbins: NO!

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3!

Zach Davis: And Rhodes did it, he did it, we have a new US Champion!

Crowd cheers loudly

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION … he is “Venom”, RYAN RHODES!

Erin Robbins: THIS IS NOT RIGHT!

Zach Davis: This is great!

Ryan Rhodes gets on the top rope to celebrate as the crowd is cheering, Joe still out on the mat.

Zach Davis: What a hard fought victory by Ryan Rhodes here, he capitalized on a huge mistake by Joe with that steel chair and BAM! Right in the head, knocked Joe out with the chair he had brought in and now we have a new US Champion!

Erin Robbins: He got lucky but we’ll see how this goes. Sarah Twilight does not support weakness.

Zach Davis: Too bad, what goes around comes around and tonight, Steeltoe Joe lost the title and Ryan Rhodes gets his first run as US Champion here in WCF! Congrats to this young man!

Scaffold Massacre Match
Denise D'Evil vs Logan

Zach Davis: Well up next we have a match that I for one am interested in seeing. A Scaffold Massacre Match that was ... oddly enough requested by Denise D'evil.

Erin Robbins: Not exactly. Denise went to Sarah Twilight, angered over her loss to Logan during that Executioner's Battle Royal a few weeks back ... she requested a rematch against Logan and well ... this is what she got.

Zach Davis: Leave it to Sarah Twilight to come up with something twisted.

Erin Robbins: Logan and Denise D'evil will be high above the arena on a platform ... surrounded by razor wire! The object is to get your opponent off of the platform by any means necessary ... even if that means THROUGH the wire.

Zach Davis: And that could get ugly! Well, we're ready to start.

Kyle Steel: The following contest is a SCAFFOLD MASSACRE MATCH!!!

The house lights go down, as a red lights go over the crowd. Two balls of fire come down from the rafters and hit the stage setting it ablaze.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first ... from Sleepy Hollow, New York ... weighing in at 138 pounds ... she is "The Death Bringer" DENISE D'EVIL!!!

Angel of Darkness begins to play, as the sound of a whinning horse is heard from within the flames. As the flames die down there in the center of the stage is a woman dressed in black mounted on a black horse. She taps the horse lightly and it goes into a light canter, as the flames roll down either side of the ramp way. She dismounts the horse near the stage where the platform waits to be raised high above.

Kyle Steel: And her opponent ...

The heavy drum roll to "Stop When The Red Lights Flash" by Green Day rumbles the arena and brings the audience up from their seats. Some of them cover their ears, the music playing excessively louder than anything else produced from the speakers thus far.

Kyle Steel: From Chesapeake, Virginia ... weighing 250 pounds ... he is "Mr. WCF" ... LOGAN!!!

Logan marches out from behind the black curtains and is greeted with a very warm reception despite he himself being such a heel bastard. Logan shuffles his feet in place at the top of the ramp, elegantly bouncing in rhythm with the music while maintaining a focused and determined posture. With the audience screaming his name through the roaring guitars and drums of the music. He doesn't make his usual walk to the ring as he too arrives near the platform.

Zach Davis: In just a moment, that platform will be raised up where a four sided wall of razor wire awaits them and will surround them.

Erin Robbins: Both of them look ready for this!

The two stars step onto the platform. The scaffold is raised high above the arena and it meets the area where perfectly aligned razor wire contains the two stars. Affixed to the razor wire are various weapons. Referee Emily Westbrook remains on the ground only to watch is either star is sent off of the platform in some manner. A safety net is raised up about ten feet from the ground under the platform. Westbrook calls for the bell.

Zach Davis: And here we go!

Erin Robbins: This is going to be BRUTAL!

Denise wastes no time as she moves in at Logan and without warning she kicks him directly in the groin! Logan is doubled over and Denise DDTs him onto the steel platform. Logan groans in agony as he holds his goin.

Erin Robbins: The jumbo hotdog of treachery not doing so well right now.

Zach Davis: You ain't kidding. Denise definitely came here for a FIGHT!

Denise surveys the razor wire and all of the goodies attached to it. She settles on a shovel that she removes from its place. As Logan pushes himself to his knees, still clutching his groin ... WHAM! She blasts him in the face with the shovel! Logan's nose looks like it might be flattened as he falls backwards onto the platform. Denise isn't finished either. WHAM! She blasts him in the gut with the shovel now.

WHAM! Now she hits him in the head again.

WHAM! She again hits him in the gut and finally discards the shovel. Cameras elevated to capture the action pan around as the crowd is getting into it.

Zach Davis: Denise isn't giving Logan an opportunity at all here. She wants to prove a point after that tough loss in the Executioner's Battle Royal and she's doing just that!

Erin Robbins: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And Denise is showing us just that. She has a score to settle with Logan ... and I think he realizes that now.

Denise discards the shovel and looks for something else to inflict some pain. She finds a leather strap and decides on that.

Zach Davus: Uh oh, Logan's in some trouble.

Erin Robbins: Careful Denise, the pervert might like that.

WHACK!

WHACK!

WHACK!

WHACK!

WHACK!

WHACK!

WHACK!

She whips the strap down across Logan over and over and over again. Logan writhes in pain on the mat and has yet to mount an offense in this match.

Erin Robbins: Denise is just destroying him! I have never seen her this angry!

Zach Davis: I wouldn't want to be Logan right now, that's for sure.

Denise now takes the strap and wraps it around Logan's neck, dragging him over to the razor wire. She pushes his face into the barbs and starts rubbing it back and forth. Logan screams out in more pain as his flesh it torn apart. Denise is now trying to push his face THROUGH the wire.

Zach Davis: Ugh! That is going to make for a NASTY situation.

Erin Robbins: This match might be over already. Logan is being BRUTALIZED.

Logan fires off some elbows back at Denise, backing her off. He carefully pulls his face from the twisted mess of razor wire and Denise is back on him but ... despite being a bloodied mess already he HEADBUTTS her and backs her off some more. He grabs the first thing he can see through blurry eyes being masked over with his dripping blood ... a BOWLING BALL!!!

Zach Davis: Who added the weapons today? There have been some interesting ones for sure.

Erin Robbins: I don't know but ... if you can use it to hurt someone ... it's been here tonight.

Logan BLASTS the bowling ball over Denise's skull and a chunk of the bowling ball BREAK OFF creating a powdered dust that puffs through the air as Denise falls back onto the platform. Logan drops to one knee after flooring her and takes a breather.

Erin Robbins: She might be completely out. Logan might have this now.

Zach Davis: It bought him some time, that's for sure.

Logan now reaches into his pants ... much to the disgust of ... well EVERYONE.

Zach Davis: UGH ...what is he DOING?

Erin Robbins: I swear I am gonna puke!

And he removes a package of Oscar Meyer HOT DOGS!!! The crowd begins laughing.

Zach Davis: Oh geez!

Erin Robbins: That figures.

Logan removes the wrapper to the uncooked hot dogs and he STUFFS them into Denise's MOUTH! She gags, regaining consciousness and Logan continues to try and ram them down her throat.

Erin Robbins: This is sickening ... the most sickening thing I've seen all night.

Zach Davis: Seriously?

Erin Robbins: Maybe not ... but it's close.

Logan finishes ramming the rest of the hotdogs into her mouth before getting up to look for something else. He grabs hold of a paint can and moves back in after Denise. As he reaches down to grab a handful of hair, she SPITS the hotdog pieces into his FACE! Logan rubs at his face backing off as some got in his eye. Other pieces stuck to the blood on his face. Denise is back up and she grabs Logan .... THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Zach Davis: DAMN!

Erin Robbins: Did you SEE how that platform shook?!

As Logan is sent crashing into the platform it shakes violently and looks like it could even collapse. Denise looks around for something to end this with ... she finds a pair of hedge cutters affixed to the wire and she grabs them.

Erin Robbins: The murder of Logan ... right here, right now!

Zach Davis: Is this even allowed?!

Erin Robbins: Of course it is! No rules!

Though instead of trying to stab Logan, she begins cutting away at a section of the razor wire.

Erin Robbins: Ohhh that's smart!

Zach Davis: Indeed it is, she has to get Logan OFF of the platform somehow. The razor wire stands in her way and getting Logan THROUGH it isn't seeming to be an option.

Denise cuts away for a bit, getting a part of the razor wire loose. As she does this, Logan gets back to his feet. She notices him and turns around, swinging the sheers at him. Logan ducks and Denise stumbles foward a few steps. She turns back and charges Logan who sends her up and over with a back body drop!!

Zach Davis: MY GOD!

Erin Robbins: Denise in a WORLD OF TROUBLE!

Denise lands ON THE RAZOR WIRE and she is STUCK!!! She struggles to get free, but the more she struggles the more entangled she becomes. Logan is laughing maniacally as he looks around for something now. His eyes light up as he sees a trashcan lid ... he immediately goes for it.

Zach Davis: Oh boy!

Erin Robbins: One trashcan bouble ... coming right up!

Logan takes the lid and he SMASHES it into Denise's face OVER and OVER again, screaming at her.

Logan: THIS WHAT YOU WANTED BOUDLE?! THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!

WHAM!

WHACK!

CRACK!

SLAM!

WHACK!

WHAM!

Again and again he hits her with the trashcan lid. Finally when it is of no more use, he throws it aside. Logan starts pushing at Denise, trying to force her off of the razor wire as a corner of it bends back, but it's not working.

Zach Davis: He isn't going to get her out that way.

Erin Robbins: No way. She's stuck to that wire. She isn't coming loose.

Logan looks down and notices the shears that Denise had earlier and he picks them up and begins cutting the other side of the razor wire.

Zach Davis: He's just going to send the whole thing down!

Erin Robbins: Hey, whatever works.

He cuts and cuts and eventually gets the two sides cut apart. The entire wall of razor wire ... along with Denise falls down into the net below. Emily Westbrook calls for the bell.

Kyle Steel: HERE IS YOUR WINNER ... LOGAN!!!

Zach Davis: Well, Logan wins the match. I am sure this won't sit well with Denise at all.

Erin Robbins: Logan was in a FIGHT and he knows it. Denise took it to him pretty good. In the end, her getting stuck proved to be her undoing. This is far from over. That much I know.

Zach Davis: Indeed. What a night so far and we still have so much more to come!

Traditional Hellimination Match
Justice/Chase Michaels/Oblivion/Zombie McMorris vs Lilith/Night Rider/Jack Happy/Tek/Havok

Erin Robbins: Its traditional Hellimination time.

Zach Davis: For those that aren't familiar with this match, its a five on five hell in a cell elimination match. Last year was extremely brutal and this year looks to be just the same.

The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around a jam packed US Airways Center. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and some of the crowd is cheering. While, the rest, of the crowd are booing. "Breathe" by Prodigy begins to play. The bass like synth begin to blare out. 14 seconds later the drums come through...

BREATHE WITH ME!!

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 305 pounds, from the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche...... O-O-O-OBLI-I-IVI-I-I-I-O-O-O-O-NN-N-NN-N!!!

The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing a long with the music...

BOOM!!

Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly slinks out. The music continues the blare out and rattled the arena.

Breathe the pressure
Come play my game Ill test ya
Psychosomatic addict insane
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game Ill test ya
Psycho-somatic addict insane

The cameraman gets real close, as Oblivion sneers at the camera. The Monster thrusts out IT's massive right arm, pushing the cameraman several feet away. The Monster slowly comes down to the ring. Strobe lights continue to flash. Then the US Airways Center slightly shakes, as the sound of thunder rumbles and mock lightning flashes. The majority, of the crowd, jump.

Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim!!
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale... EXHA-A-A-LE!!

The music continues to thump out of the arena's speakers, as the addictive rhythm has the entire crowd in a trance and continues to dance along with the music. Lightning strikes the four corners, of the ring. The loud sounds makes everyone jump out of their seats, once again. Some, of the people are scared out of their minds. The lights flicker then... POP!! The strobe lights go out!!

The house lights come on, then standing in the center of the ring, is Oblivion. Half the crowd is cheering, while the other half of the crowd is booing. The music fades out. A screeching sound echoes throughout the arena, as four lightning bolts strike each corner.

Zach Davis: And here we go. Team Dark Saints led by the master of Destruction and the only man with experience in this match, IT. Oblivion. The team of justice along with Chase Michaels follow behind as Zombie McMorris come out last.

Dark Seduction blasts through the PA system.

Erin Robbins: And here comes Coldblooded Angels. It's Lilith's Music but wheres Lilith?

Zach Davis: I'm not sure. We saw earlier in the week that she was rushed to the hospital. - - I'm being told by the trainers in the back that yes, Lilith is still in the hospital and will NOT be in tonight’s Hellimination match.

Erin Robbins: Well that puts team.. um.. Coldblooded Angels at a disadvantage against Team Dark Saints?

Zach Davis: I guess it would.

Erin Robbins: So its a five on four?

Zach Davis: Yes, Erin. Five on four.

The cell is lowered into position as the bell rings.

DING DING

Erin Robbins: Armstrong starts off against fellow high-flyer Tek.

Armstrong and Tek lock up in the middle of the ring as both teams look on, trapped inside the steel cell. Armstrong pulls Tek in with a side headlock and shoots him off the ropes. Tek ducks under Armstrong's leap but Tek comes back around with a flying spinning elbow. Armstrong goes down as Robinson hits the ring to defend his tag team partner. Havok rushes to Teks defense, then chase Michael's.

Zach Davis: Already, we have a donnybrook melee.

Erin Robbins: None of these guys know fear.

Zach Davis: They will soon enough, here comes Oblivion. Oblivion goes right for Night Rider.

There's an eight man brawl inside the ring, Zombie cant resist a fight and dive bombs from the top rope, taking out the Tek/Havok and Justice pairing. The battle is lop sided without Lilith in the ring but Night Rider holds his own against Oblivion. Stanley Mosley, senior referee is trying to keep order but its just impossible. Zombie turns his attention to night rider whose getting the upper hand on Oblivion. Zombie whips Night Rider into the ropes but Zombie gets tackled by Jack Happy. Night rider comes back off the ropes and shoulder tackles Oblivion.

Erin Robbins: Scales of Justice to Havok!

Zach Davis: Robinson gets to his feet.. ICED OUT! Jumping STO by Tek

Erin Robbins: He makes the pin attempt in the confusion.

1..

2..

NOO!

Zach Davis: Broken up by Chase Michaels.

Chase works over Tek as Havok continues to get doubled teamed. On the other side of the ring Jack Happy and Zombie are trading blows-

Erin Robbins: Rolling Blubber!

The pin.

1..

2..

NOO!

Nightrider is laid out as Tek and Havok come back on the offensive

Erin Robbins: OUT COLD! Tek hits it on Armstrong.

The Pin..

1..

2..

Robinson tries to make the save but is tackled by Havok

3...

Kickout!

Erin Robbins: NOO! Armstrong kicks out!

Zach Davis: Finally the ref is slowly restoring order. Havok and Robinson get sent to the corners, Jack happy and Zombie to their as well as Oblivion and Night Rider.

Tek goes for the quick pin again.

1..

2..

Erin Robbins: Armstrong kicks out at two again.

Tek picks up Armstrong and connects with a knee smash. Arstrong stumbles back towards the ropes, Tek tries for a cloths line but Armstrong bodydrops him over the ropes.

Zach Davis: Hot tag to Matthew Robinson as Tek lands feet first on the apron but gets blindsided by a clothes line.

Erin Robbins: It was Justice that started this donnybrook, they're fiercely protective of themselves.

Robinson vaults over the top rope but is caught by Tek and thrown into the steel wall of the cell. Tek slides back into the ring and tags in Jack Happy.

Zach Davis: Here comes Jack Happy. He's no Switches the Clown, that's for sure.

Erin Robbins: Who's Switches?

Zach Davis: Respect, that's who!

Robinson slides back into the ring as Happy stomps on him. Happy whips Robinson into the turnbuckle and hits a running splash. Happy dazed himself with that move as he woozys walks backwards. Robinson explodes out of the corner with a swinging neck breaker.

The pin.

1..

2..

KICKOUT

Happy gets his fat little elbow up. Robinson goes to pick up Happy gets shot below the belt. Happy goes for a superkick..

Erin Robbins: TOTAL PUNISHMENT!

The pin..

1..

2..

Zach Davis: Broken up by Night Rider

Night Rider picks up Robinson and throws him shoulder first into the steel post. Night Rider cheep shots Oblivion before the ref sends him back to his corner.

Erin Robbins: Oblivion just tagged himself in!

Oblivion picks up Jack happy and launches him like a javlin at Night Rider

Zach Davis: The ref just signaled the tag.

Night Rider hits the ring! He and Oblivion slug it out in the middle of the ring before Oblivion scoops Rider up and slams him to the ground. Oblivion picks up Rider again and hits him with a stiff right.Rider falls back to his corner. Oblivion closes the gap but Rider pulls Oblivion in close and tosses him into the turnbuckle.

Erin Robbins: All of Cold blooded Angels are holding Oblivion down while Night Rider peppers him with punches and kicks.

Zach Davis: But here comes ZMAC!

Zombie runs up behind Rider and clubs him with an elbow then using his gangly reach, elbows each member of Cold Blooded angels. He turns back around and shoots Rider another stuff punch before heading back to his corner.

Erin Robbins: Normally I'd say that's a cheap move on the part of the Angels but being down Lilith, do what you must.

Zach Davis: Not only that but it's Hellimination.

Oblivion picks up Rider but Havok jumps in the ring and starts trying to chop the monster down with kicks. Rider and Havok Double team Oblivion and whip him into the Saints corner. Chase Michaels tags himself in as The Angels get situated and Havok makes an official tag. Havok charges Chase but gets hammered down.

Erin Robbins: Havok gets up and gets hammered down again.

Zach Davis: Havok comes up a third time and hits a drop kick. Chase stumbles back a bit. Havok runs at Chase but Chase quickly counters with a powerslam.

In runs Tek to cause even more chaos..

Erin Robbins: Perfect belly to belly Suplex. Chase Michaels is so sound and so aware.

Havok is back up and throws a wild punch but Chase ducks it and hits a Manhattan drop. As soon as Havok pops back up from the move, Chase spins him around in a hammer lock and nails a DDT.

Zach Davis: Dime a Dozen!

The Pin..

1..

2..

NOO!!

Broken up by Tek. Chase immediate gets up as Tek tries to make it back to his corner but is caught.

Erin Robbins: VKO! Double underhook DDT!

Jack Happy hits the ring.

Erin Robbins: Rude Awakening, Super Kick!

Rider hits the ring.

Zach Davis: Demons Kiss, Bicycle kick!

Erin Robbins: Chase Michaels just cleaned house!

Crowd: CHASE! CHASE! CHASE! !!!

Erin Robbins: Impressive speed and agility by Chase Michaels.

Zach Davis: But here comes Havok – Chase doesn’t see him. School boy.. He's got the tights!

The pin.

1..

2...

Robinson hits the ring to break the count! Night Rider hits the ring as Havok rolls out, Robinson hits Night Rider with a Total Punishment as Oblivion is up top...

Erin Robbins: OBI SAULT! INTO PIN!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Zach Davis: This is madness, none of these guys were legal, but Oblivion just eliminated Night Rider!

Oblivion stands up but Havok tackles him and sends him out of the ring. Jack Happy enters the ring as Michaels stands up and rolls him up from behind!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING

Erin Robbins: NOO!! Chase Michaels has just been robbed!

Zach Davis: Chase Michaels just took out all the members of Cold Blooded Angels and Jack Happy steals it!

Erin Robbins: Chase is livid!

Chase grabs Jack before he has the chance to celebrate his victory and locks him into a Kimura. Mr. Happy struggles to break free but can't. The Angels try to come to his aid but are stopped by Justice who go on the offensive. The ref tries to peel Chase off Happy but can't. He calls in other officials to try and get him to break the hold.

Zach Davis: Chase Michaels was cheated and I feel cheated. He had soo much promise in this match.

The officals manage to get Chase off Happy and try to get Happy out of the match, fearing that his arm might be broken. The refs unlock the hell door but here comes Chase with a diving spear that hits so hard, it knocks the fencing loose off the door frame.

Erin Robbins: Chase is possessed! He just took out Happy, a bunch of officials and part of the steel door. What did that door ever do to him?

Zach Davis: It was keeping him from Happy, that's what.

Chase gets up and continues to brawl with Happy up the ramp.

Erin Robbins: Lilith’s already gone from this match, Happy now too?

Zach Davis: No, the refs are able to restrain Chase and escort him to the back.

Erin Robbins: We're going to have a very pissed off Chase Michaels on Slam next week.

Zach Davis: Back in the ring now. The Punisher is in the ring and the ref has signaled that Jack Happy is the legal man. Happy slides back in, shaking off the cobwebs, thinking of all the burritos he could buy if he could win this. Robinson is going off on Happy.

Erin Robbins: The Robinson Effect!

The pin.

1..

2..

NOO!!

Broken up by Tek. Oblivion and Zombie hit the ring to beat down Tek. The beat down gives Justice enough time for the double team.

Erin Robbins: Scales of Justice!

The pin.

1..

2..

3..!!

DING

Zach Davis: Jack Happy is gone, eliminated! After that attack from Chase he sure put up a hell of a fight.

Erin Robbins: Its three on two, now.

Tek runs out of the ring and out of the cell, climbing up the structure, towards the roof. Oblivion and Zombie give chase.

Erin Robbins: This is not looking good at all.

Zach Davis: But wait!

Crowd: HAVOK! HAVOK!

Erin Robbins: Havok is back in the ring! He's going to finish Hellimination!

Havok jumps back in the ring and lights Robinson up with stiff chops and quick jabs.

Erin Robbins: Fade to Black!

Zach Davis: Armstrong to Tek.

1..

2..

NOO!

Tek kicks out.

Zach Davis: OH SHIT, OH SHIT-- WATCH OUT!!!

WHAM!

Zach Tackles Erin out from the announcers booth just in time as Zombie McMorris comes crashing down off the cell and through the announcers tables.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!

Zach Davis: We were focusing on what was going on inside the ring but high above it, Zombie was thrown off the top of the cell. Now Tek and Oblivion are ducking it out up there.

Erin Robbins: Tek just hit a belly to back suplex and that cell is dented.

Inside the ring, Havok hits a running clothesline into a big boot on Robinson.

The pin.

1..

2..

NOO!

Armstrong breaks it up as the ring as gone back to a normal match.

Zach Davis: Inside the ring is normal but outside.. Zombie would be dead, if he could die.

Erin Robbins: If that's even true.

Erin kicks Zombie who lets out a groan.

Erin Robbins: Ok, Maybe it is true.

In the ring, Havok has Robinson up, Havok hits the ropes for a DDT but Robinson pushes him off. Havok bounces off the adjacent ropes.

Zach Davis: Sit out spine buster!

Erin Robbins: And Robinson tags in Armstrong.

Zach Davis: Armstrong hits the ring. BACK FIST FROM THE FUTURE!

The pin.

1..

2..

3..

NOOO!!!

Erin Robbins: Tek, the veteran, makes the save.

Robinson back in the ring, Tek hits him with a super kick! Armstrong turns around to go after Tek and nails him into the corner. Mounted punches.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 … 10!

Zach Davis: FADE TO BLACK!

Armstrong gets back up... RUNNING SPIKE DDT BY HAVOK!

The pin..

1..

2..

3!

Erin Robbins: Armstrong is gone!

Zach Davis: Havok steals a pin fall!

Havok gets up and eats a Total Punishment from Robinson!

Erin Robbins: Matthew Robinson makes the pin.

The pin.

1..

2...

3.. !!

Zach Davis: Havoks gone!

Erin Robbins: These NWA guys are extremely loyal.

Zach Davis: They're WCF guys and yes they are!

Erin Robbins: We're down to Tek against Matthew Robinson and Oblivion. Still no ones come to check on Zombie McMorris.

Zach Davis: I think the officials are afraid to come down here.

Erin Robbins: Zach, up there!

Zach Davis: Tek has climbed up the cell and has Oblivion upon his shoulders.. Running Power- OH MY GAWD!

WHAM!

CRASH!

Erin Robbins: The steel paneling gave way! Both Night Rider and Oblivion went through it!

Zach Davis: There's even a hole in the ring!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Erin Robbins: The ring is divided! Tek and Oblivion crashed right through the center of the ring.

Zach Davis: The Punisher sees what happened to Oblivion, he's enraged! He lifts Tek up and begins peppering Tek with rights and lefts.

Erin Robbins: Tek hits a knee lift and creates some space. Tek takes to the second rope, Robinson is bent over.

Zach Davis: Cutter from the second turnbuckle.

The pin.

1..

2..

3..

NOOO!!

Erin Robbins: The Punisher kicks out.

Tek picks up Robinson and shoots him off the ropes, Robinson comes back and nails a drop kick.

Zach Davis: The Punishers digging deep now.

Robinson hits an elbow drop on Tek and stays down to deliver even more punches. He picks up Tek and hits a European Uppercut. Robinson whips Tek into the turnbuckle again and sets him up on the top buckle,

Zach Davis: Whats Matt Robinson going to do here?

WHAM!

Erin Robin: Top rope Olympic Sam!

Zach Davis: NO! Tek counters into a DDT! Top rope DDT!

Tek puts his arm over Mathew Robinson.

1..

2..

NO! Robinson kicks out!

BLACK OUT!

Zach Davis: Not again! Damn it Sarah, pay the bills!

Cell phone camera flashes ping the ring with millisecond glimpses of the ring .. but suddenly...

WHOOSH!!

Zach & Erin: HOLY SHIT!

Zach Davis: I don't know if you saw this folks, I'm sure you certainly did but – wow. A gigantic fire ball just erupted from under neath the ring.

FLASH!

The lights go back on!

Erin Robbins: OBLIVION! OBLIVION IS BACK ONTOP OF THE CELL!

Zach Davis: Wheres ZMAC?

Erin Robbins: Owh-ah-ah-ah! He's touch-uch-ing mmee!! Ah! I am NOT Shannon Lerch!

Zach Davis: You are now! Deal with it!

Tek slowly looks up to see Oblivion standing above him. He immediately heads to the door of the Cell and start climbing up to meet Oblivion at the top. Zombie gets to his feet and he starts climbing back up the cell as well.

Erin Robbins: I need a shower!

Zach Davis: Its a shoot out in the Xcel center! Tek, Oblivion and ZMAC! Top of the cell!

Once they're up there ZMac runs at Tek but Tek ducks away, sending ZMAC once again flying off the top!

Crowd: OH MY GOD!

McMorris crashes on the outside once more!

Erin Robbins: Okay, that's it, he's gotta be knocked out now, Jesus.

Tek and Oblivion begin brawling again.

Zach Davis: Suplex by Oblivion!

It sends Tek flying through the hole in the cell and down into the ring! The fans gasp as Oblivion jumps down and back into the ring.

He looks down at TEK. S.T.O.M.P!

Zach Davis: Stomp, just for good measure!

Erin Robbins: As if Tek even needed the insult to the injury. The man just took a twenty plus foot belly flop.

Oblivion lifts Tek and Tek takes a big swing, but Oblivion ducks it and throws Tek out of the ring. He then climbs out and grabs Tek, throwing him right into the steel post! Oblivion rolls back into the ring.

Zach Davis: Desperation by Oblivion!

Erin Robbins: Both men are exhausted.

Tek gets back into the ring and Oblivion goes for an Irish Whip but Tek reverses it. Oblivion is sent into the turnbuckle. He sets Oblivion up on the yop of the ropes, He's trying to put him away with a Super-plex!

Zach Davis: Blocked by The Monster!

Erin Robbins: SHATTER!

Zach Davis: Oblivion blocked the super-plex and turned it into SHATTER! That top rope Brain buster!

The Pin!

1..

2...

3.... !!

DING DING

Zach Davis: He did it! The Monster did it! He survived Hellimination!

Justice, as well as Chase Michaels, joins Oblivion in the ring to celebrate. ZMAC is still too hurt.

Erin Robbins: Great effort by a great team! The Jack Happy team was handicapped from the start, losing Lillith and Night Rider's early elimination too.

Fans Bring the Weapons Match
Gravedigger vs Jay Price

Seth Lerch randomly appears.

Seth Lerch: Uh... Jay Price didn't show up.

The fans boo!

Seth Lerch: Yeah, Gravedigger was kind of pissed too. But I bet we'll see this match down the line once Jay reappears. Unless what everyone is saying about him is right, eh?

Seth disappears, leaving the fans muttering to themselves.

Jon Michaels Segment

The arena goes dark as the intro to Trivium's "Slave New World" blares through the PA. A spotlight focuses on center stage as sparks fly from the stage as Jon rises from under the stage on his throne. The pyro stops and Jon observes the arena from his throne.

Zach Davis: The King has entered the building!

Erin Robbins: And he looks ready for a fight!

He stands up and walks down to the ringside area. He climbs up the steps and walks over to the other corner and climbs to the second rope. He yells for the crowd to bow to the King while holding his arms out in the crucifix pose. He climbs down, hops over the rope, removes his crown and robe, then hands them to the ring attendant. He walks over to the other corner and asks for a microphone.

Jon Michaels: You know, I kind of feel left out. All these matches, people getting their asses beat on, it seems like a fun time! I was sitting in the back watching the show, and you know what? I got bored. Not that the show hasn't been great, but I feel like I am missing out on the fun. I decided to remedy this and went to Sarah Twilight and said give me somebody, I don't care who. I want a match I am ready to go. She said that she could make some calls and get somebody here to fight me. Get your punk ass out here so I can give you a royal beating!

“Slave New World” by Trivium hits and Jon looks up the ramp stunned.

Erin Robbins: What the fuck is this??!

Zach Davis: This is going to be funny.

Batshit Crazy appears on the ramp, wearing a thrift shop fur coat and a Burger King crown. He walks down to the ring and gets in Jon's face.

Jon Michaels: Who in the hell are you?

Batshit Crazy: It's Helloween! I'm the King! Kiss the rings, bitch!

Jon looks down at the mat and holds his mouth for a second.

Jon Michaels: No, I'm the King!

Batshit Crazy: No, I am the King! I have the rings and everything!

Batshit Crazy puts his hand in Jon's face and shows him Ring Pop.

Jon Michaels: Oh my god what the hell?

Zach Davis: Holy shit Batshit Crazy is really digging himself deep.

Jon Michaels: Okay, where are you from?

Batshit Crazy: Jefferson City, Missouri!

Jon grabs his hair and looks at Batshit Crazy like a madman. Jon grabs his BK crown, throws it to the floor and drops a knee on it.

Jon Michaels: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?

Batshit Crazy runs out of the ring, grabs Jon's robe and teases putting it on his butt.

Jon Michaels: Don't you do it...

Batshit Crazy gets in the ring, and teases it again.

Erin Robbins: Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

Zach Davis: This is property damage!

Jon Michaels: I'm warning you, pal!

Batshit Crazy teases it again, then puts part of it down the front of his tights.

Zach Davis: Oh God he did it...

Erin Robbins: Jon is going to have to dry clean that now.

Jon Michaels: I really hope you're proud of yourself, destroying another man's prope-

Jon blasts Batshit Crazy with the mic and the bell rings. He tosses the mic away and mounts Batshit Crazy and starts dropping some bombs on his face.

Erin Robbins: The King is really laying into Batshit Crazy with some slick ground and pound!

Jon takes a crucifix position and starts blasting the face of Batshit Crazy with elbows and knees. Batshit Crazy is already busted wide open. Jon gets up and hooks Batshit Crazy for a wrist clutch exploder suplex, turns around and throws him to the outside!

Erin Robbins: OH MAAAAHHHH GAWD!

Zach Davis: Batshit Crazy just landed on the back of his bleeding head!

Batshit Crazy starts stirring and Jon runs to the opposite side of the ring, and runs back with a huge flip plancha as Batshit Crazy gets up. Jon picks him back up, and arm drags him into the side of the ring. He then picks him up again, and drops him with a back suplex on the barricade.

Erin Robbins: Jon really is working Crazy over.

Zach Davis: That's what you get for putting your junk on another man's robe. Now Jon has to incinerate it!

Jon throws Batshit Crazy back into the ring. Jon picks Crazy up and backs him into the corner. Jon starts hitting him with standing clotheslines. He pulls Crazy out of the corner by his ears.

Jon Michaels: KISS THE RINGS BITCH!

Jon spins for a spinning backfist, and Crazy ducks it, sending Jon into the corner. He starts unloading on Jon with rights. He snapmares Jon and heads over to the opposite corner.

Zach Davis: I think he's going for the Tyrant Knee!

Crazy starts running toward Jon, who gets up and blasts him with an MMA style flying knee! Batshit Crazy looks to be completely unconscious. Jon leaves the ring. He checks under the ring and pulls out a table.

Zach Davis: The King is going hardcore!

Erin Robbins: It's legal!

Jon puts the table in the ring and slides in. He sets the table up leaning against a corner. He walks over and grabs Crazy by the hair. He picks him up, spins him around and hits him with a German suplex, holds on, rolls through and nails a Tiger suplex. He rolls through again, switches Crazy around and sends him through the table with an overhead belly to belly suplex!

Zach Davis: Batshit Crazy has to be dead!

Erin Robbins: The King is going for the cover!

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TWO

Batshit Crazy kicks out at the last second. Jon cannot believe it as Crazy rolls over onto his stomach. Jon grabs him in a waistlock, drags him to his feet and goes for the deadlift back suplex! Jon drops him directly on his neck! Jon goes for another cover.

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TWO

Crazy kicks out again!

Zach Davis: Batshit Crazy is showing some heart!

Erin Robbins: Maybe too little too late.

Jon pounds the mat and mouths the ref for three. Jon gets up and drags Crazy to his feet who meets him with a slap to the face. Jon looks irritated as Crazy tells him to bring it. Jon starts losing his shit, hitting him with elbows, punches, kicks, chops and headbutts!

Erin Robbins: Looks like The King is having his own party.

Zach Davis: It's a particularly violent one.

Erin Robbins: Are you proud of yourself for that one? Did you think it up on your own?

Jon snapmares Crazy down and starts blasting him with kicks to the back and knees to the face. Jon picks him up, and goes for the final lariat, but Crazy ducks, but Jon grabs his head and drives him to the mat with a hangman's neckbreaker. He waits for Crazy to start stirring and heads over to the corner. He runs as soon as Crazy sits up, and blasts him with the Tyrant Knee!

Zach Davis: Tyrant Knee!

Erin Robbins: The King seems to have this one in the bag.

Zach Davis: Because it's been an even match, right?

Jon hooks a rocked Batshit Crazy in a half nelson, flips him over and locks in the Royal Cravate! Batshit Crazy immediately taps out! Jon lets go of the hold as Crazy rolls around screaming in agony holding his neck.

Kyle Steel: And your winner by submission, "KING" JON MIIICHAELS!

Zach Davis: That wasn't funny at all...

Erin Robbins: Well maybe he should watch where he puts his junk from now on.

World Title Match
FPV vs Jonny Fly

Zach Davis: FPV VERSUS FLY! I’M PUMPED FOR THIS!

Erin Robbins: As am I Zach. The last time these two met for the World Title we got a match that’s been talked about for years. Who knows what we’ll get this time?

The lights turn to a blood red as the crowd stands up on their feet, as "Ghosts 'n Stuff" hits the P.A and FPV, signature duster and "Franky The Boudle Slayer" T-Shirt, comes out the curtains. He plays to excited crowd like a circus ringmaster, fistbumping furiously along with the crowd and the music, and each fistbump triggers an explosion of black pyro from the stage.

FPV takes the walk down the ramp, slapping fans hands before climbing the steps and on top of the turnbuckles, where he fistbumps one more time, sending one more explosion of pyro throughout the arena. He climbs into the ring and sits in a lotus position in the corner, waiting for the match to start.

Zach Davis: FPV is no stranger to this type of match. He’s been in a lot of big matches in his career. You have to assume he’s ready and willing to do what it takes to pull off the win.

Erin Robbins: I have to agree Zach; Frank is a very proud wrestler and he’s out here for one reason and one reason only; to win the WCF World Title for the second time in his career.

The lights in the arena fade out. After a few suspense filled seconds the words ‘The Dynasty’ appear in bold italic lettering on the jumbotron as the beginning of “300 Violin Orchestra” begins to play. A single spotlight turns on and illuminates the silhouette of a man standing on the stage. As the song begins to speed up, the lights come on revealing Jonny Fly.

Fly stands on the stage with his eyes directly fixed on the ring. The jumbotron changes to the words ‘This is the Era of Jonny Fly.’ The music slows down and a barrage of fireworks begins to go off behind Fly. His eyes remain fixed on his opponent throughout. Slowly and deliberately he begins to make his way toward the ring. The music picks up one last time and Fly stops at the bottom of the ramp with his eyes still directly fixed on the ring. He stops and takes a few moments to exchange a long stare with his opponent before finally sliding into the ring. Fly unwraps his World Title belt and nonchalantly tosses it over to the referee before taking position in his corner.

Zach Davis: No matter what you think of this man, his track record speaks for itself. He calls himself the most dominant wrestler in WCF history, and even if you don’t believe that, FPV has his hands full tonight.

Erin Robbins: Well Zach, the beauty of this being a one-on-one match World Title match is that at the end of the night there aren’t going to be any excuses to be made. One of these men is going to win, and the other is going to lose.

The referee shows the WCF World Title to the crowd and then tosses it out of the ring. FPV and Fly move to the center of the ring where the ref instructs them to shake hands.

Erin Robbins: Heh. Yeah, that’s not going to happen.

Instead, FPV surprises Fly with a BIG right hand to the side of the face, dropping Fly to the mat!

Zach Davis: FPV not wasting any time! He’s going after Fly before the bell has even rung.

Erin Robbins: Well, it’s not like he can be disqualified. All matches are no disqualification!

Ding, Ding, Ding.

The bell finally rings. FPV is already on the mat hitting Fly with a combination of punches on the mat. Frank reaches down and lifts Fly to his feet. He goes to whip him against the ropes, but Fly stops his momentum, counters, and then destroys FPV with a HUGE clothesline.

Erin Robbins: Sheesh. What strength!

Fly quickly gathers FPV and brings him back up. He goes to whip FPV against the ropes but FPV reverses it, and this time it’s his turn to deliver a clothesline. Wasting no time, he bounces off the ropes and delivers a knee drop to Fly's face. Frank walks over to Fly leg’s and slingshots Fly into the turnbuckle. Fly is jarred out of the corner upon impact and FPV spins his body three-hundred and sixty degrees and uses all of his momentum to absolutely CRUSH Fly’s jaw with an uppercut. Fly hits the mat hard.

Erin Robbins: WHAT!? DISCUS FLY! BY FPV!

Zach Davis: FPV has firmly taken control of this match in the early going. I’m starting to wonder if this guy is just Fly’s kryptonite?

Erin Robbins: Hater.

FPV tries to pull Fly to his feet, but the World Champion suddenly surprises him with a kick the stomach and tries to drop him with a cutter. Somehow, FPV is able to reverse it, and pushes Fly to the ropes. Fly spins around by Frank grabs him and delivers a suplex. FPV begins stomping away at Fly’s midsection. At the count of six, he stops momentarily, receiving a cheer from the crowd.

Zach Davis: There’s no doubt Frank has the crowd on his side. He’ll be able to feed off of them throughout this match.

FPV again pulls Fly up, but this time Fly finds some offense. He sends a series of punches toward FPV’s gut. FPV tries to whip him, but Fly reverses it again. He grabs him and hits a pump-handle slam. Fly takes a few steps back and slides on the mat hitting FPV in the head with a baseball slide and the finishes off the series by dropping a knee on FPV’s face. He goes for a quick cover.

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FPV kicks out with ease.

Zach Davis: Did Fly really expect that to get him a win? What an idiot.

Erin Robbins: He’s just trying to wear Frank down, I’m sure.

With FPV still on the mat Fly goes big and attempts to lock in ‘My Supremacy,’ but FPV reaches up and rolls him into a cover!

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Jonny Fly kicks out!

Erin Robbins: Whoa! FPV almost stole that one. Fly has to more alert.

Zach Davis: Once again, Fly trying to lock in his submission finisher this early? He’s trying to take shortcuts. He’s not within his element right now.

Fly pushes FPV off of him and jumps up off of the canvas and nails FPV with kick under the chin. He begins furiously stomping away at Frank until the referee pushes him off. Fly gets up and turns away from FPV. While he does, Frank quickly gets up from behind him and surprises Fly by pushing him to the mat and locking him into an armbar.

Zach Davis: You can’t take your eyes off Frank. He’s too dangerous. Fly has to know better than this.

Fly quickly elbows his way out of the hold and both wrestlers rise back to their feet. FPV lunges toward Fly, but Fly side-steps him, turns, grabs him and picks him up, sending him back down to the mat with a powerbomb. Again Fly goes for the cover.

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FPV kicks out!

Erin Robbins: Well, at least that cover was closer.

Zach Davis: It’s still too early. FPV has as much fight as any wrestler I’ve ever seen. He wants to win this match, he wants to beat Fly again, he wants his second World Title. He’s not going to be pinned on a powerbomb.

Fly jumps back to his feet and looks at the crowd. They’re cheering for FPV to get back up. Frank obliges and immediately runs at Fly. Fly notices just in the nick of time, and turns grabbing Frank and taking him down to the mat with a neckbreaker.

Erin Robbins: This has got to be getting frustrating for FPV. Fly is still in control of this match despite what my esteemed partner is labeling as several mistakes already.

Zach Davis: They’ll catch up to him eventually. It’s just a matter of time until Frank is able to breakthrough.

Fly picks FPV back up and throws him into the corner. Fly backs up a few steps and then spears Frank against the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: That had to hurt!

Erin Robbins: Was that a mistake Zach?

FPV is still pressed against the corner, holding his back. Fly proceeds to hit him with a kick in the gut that jars him loose. FPV crumbles to the ground and Fly walks over him to mount the top turnbuckle. Fly jumps off looking for a suicide dive, but Frank quickly moves out of the way leaving nothing but canvas for Fly.

Zach Davis: Nothing there for Fly! Frank is back on his feet!

The crowd cheers as FPV pops back up to his feet. He heads to the turnbuckle and scales to the top. FPV jumps off landing both of his feet onto the ribs of Jonny Fly!

Zach Davis: GOOMBA STOMP! That has to hurt!

FPV doesn’t stop here. He steps off of Fly’s ribs and brings the World Champion back to his feet. Fly clutches his midsection in pain as Frank pushes him into the corner where he executes a series of shoulder blocks. After each hit, Fly screams out in pain.

Zach Davis: Fly is in a world of trouble right now. He’s possibly injured and FPV is targeting it. He seems to be in a lot of pain.

Erin Robbins: There is a lot on the line right now for Fly. You just know he’s going to fight through this.

Fly drops to the mat and writhes in pain holding is midsection. FPV paces around him smiling at the fallen Jonny Fly. The crowd’s cheer again picks up. FPV looks out at them and fist pumps. While that occurs, Fly reaches and grabs FPV by the leg and spins him down to the mat. He attempts to quickly lock in an ankle lock, but FPV kicks himself free.

FPV is the first person back to his feet. Fly is struggling, using the ropes to try and right himself with his injured ribs. Trying to avoid that, Frank runs toward Fly and kicks him in the ribs. Fly alertly rolls out of the ring trying to escape, but FPV is right behind him. He grabs Fly as he is walking away from him and throws him into the steel ring steps.

Zach Davis: Remember, this is a no disqualification match, so neither of these competitors will be counted out while on the outside.

FPV collects Fly and throws him face first into the ring post. Jonny Fly staggers around, steadying himself against the ring apron. While Fly tries to catch his breath, Frank digs underneath the ring and emerges with a chair. He walks over to Fly and absolutely demolishes him with the chair.

Zach Davis: FPV is just destroying Jonny Fly right now.

Erin Robbins: Dammit Fly! Don’t lose to him!

Fly crumbles to the ground. Frank discards the chair and walks over and gathers Fly. He picks him up and lifts him into the air in position for a vertical suplex. Frank hits it, and then follows with a leg drop.

Zach Davis: The Duster combo! Get him back into the ring!

Erin Robbins: Stop cheerleading, Zach.

Frank reaches down and picks up Fly, rolling him back into the ring. He slides in behind him and drags Fly into the center of the ring. He hooks the leg.

Zach Davis: Here we go!

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NO! Jonny Fly kicks out!

Erin Robbins: That was close. Too close.

Zach Davis: That was a good pin attempt, Erin. Fly should be taking notes, but I’m sure he’s in too much pain.

FPV gets back up to his feet. He brings Fly up with him. Frank goes for a right hand, but Fly ducks it and counters with a shot to the side of FPV’s ribs. Frank leans over and Fly delivers a punt kick to his head. With FPV down, Fly immediately heads to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He motions for ‘The Fly Swatter!’

Erin Robbins: Fly going to his Swatter! This could be it!

Fly leaps.

He comes down empty-handed! FPV moves out of the way just in time.

Zach Davis: Nope. Once again, Fly makes a mistake and comes down from the top with nobody home.

Fly immediately rolls out of the ring to recover. FPV rises to his feet and looks around, spotting Fly on the outside. Now it’s his turn to go to the ropes. Fly is resting against the ring barrier, unaware of Frank scaling the turnbuckle closest to him. FPV leaps from the top and hits Fly with a missile drop-kick knocking Fly over the ring barrier and into the crowd!

Erin Robbins: HOLY…

Zach Davis: SHIT!!!

Erin Robbins: What a move by Frank Patrick Venable! A drop kick from the top rope right into the hurt ribs of Fly, knocking him into the crowd!

Zach Davis: Classic FPV, Erin. Classic FPV.

The crowd is going fucking crazy right now. The group surrounding Fly can be heard shouting derogatory comments at the World Champion. Frank pops up to his feet and jumps onto the barrier. He yells for the crowd to clear and then hits Fly with a flying elbow on top of the concrete surface. Frank pops back up again and fist pumps with the crowd.

Zach Davis: A born entertainer and he’s entertaining right now. FPV is ever so close to his second World Title win.

FPV gathers Fly and drops him back over the barrier to ringside. He jumps the barrier and reaches down and...

Erin Robbins: Fly with the right hand! Another!

Fly is fighting off of Venable. He locks his midsection with his knees and then flips Frank over top of him. Both men rise to their feet at ringside. They stare at one another. Fly jumps, looking for a clothesline, but FPV moves out of the way. Fly turns right before hitting the ring apron. FPV turns and…

Erin Robbins: GOOD. GOD.

With all of his power, Fly grabs FPV and hits a spinebuster, crushing FPV’s back onto the ringside flooring. Without hesitation, Fly jumps to the ring apron and then to the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top, and then jumps.

Erin Robbins: Goodnight Frank.

Zach Davis: FLY SWATTER! HE HIT IT!

Fly lands his skull into the hard of FPV. However, as Fly hits Frank his ribs also bounce off the ground. Fly begins writhing around in pain.

Erin Robbins: Get him in the ring! Pin him!

Fly tries to get up, but he can’t.

Zach Davis: This is huge right here. Fly is in too much pain after hitting The Fly Swatter to get FPV back into the ring to make the cover.

Frank is out. Fly has dragged himself over to the ring apron and is sitting against it. He’s clutching his midsection and wincing in pain.

Erin Robbins: This is a stalemate right here. If Fly can’t get up, he’s going to be at Frank’s mercy when he comes to.

Fly turns himself around and uses the ring ledge to pry himself off of the mat. He turns around slowly to see the smiling face of Frank Patrick Venable staring back at him.

Zach Davis: FPV IS UP!

Erin Robbins: NO!!!!!

Crowd: BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Frank catches Fly under the chin with the kick, sending him slumping back against the ring apron.

Zach Davis: Just like that this match has turned in a big way.

FPV takes a second to look around at the crowd who are out of their minds right now. He smiles, and then for emphasis drives his knee into Fly’s face. Then, instead of lifting Fly into the ring for the cover, something catches his eye.

Erin Robbins: Uh-oh, what’s he thinking here?

FPV grabs Fly and leads him over to the announce table. He sets Fly on top of it and sends a shot to his hurt ribs to keep him down. Frank then jumps onto the ring apron and to the top rope. As the announcers scramble away from the table, FPV dives looking for a FLY SWATTER….but misses!

Erin Robbins: Fly rolled out of the way! FPV JUST WENT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!

Zach Davis: OH SHIT. NO!

Fly somehow, someway, gets back to his feet and sees FPV lying amongst what used to be the announcer’s table. He reaches down and picks him up. Frank teeters back and forth, almost unable to stand. Fly then grabs one of the announce table monitors. He spins his body three-hundred and sixty degrees and then with every ounce of energy left in his body, slams the monitor into FPV’s face. Frank is sent spilling back into the announce table wreckage as pieces of the shattered monitor rain down over him.

Erin Robbins: DISCUS FLY! DISCUS FLY WITH THE MONITOR!

Zach Davis: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fly immediately reaches down and grabs Frank. Gingerly, he walks him over to the ring and pushes him in. Fly quickly goes for the cover.

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3!!!

Erin Robbins: YES! Fly has done it!

Zach Davis: He’s nearly unable to walk, but Jonny Fly retains the WCF World Title in a hellashish battle with FPV. Wow.

With help from the referee, Fly gets to his feet and is presented with the World Title belt.

Erin Robbins: Fly staves off disaster here tonight and avenges one of the black marks on his resume. He’ll feel it in the morning, but he’s a happy man tonight.

Zach Davis: It was an impressive showing from both men, Erin. Fly is able to gut out the victory but this match isn’t going to be the last battle between these two men.

Hellimination Bloodbath Match
Eric Price/D-Day/Steve Orbit vs S-PAC
Special Guest Referee: Sarah Twilight

Kyle Steel: The following contest is our HELLIMINATION BLOODBATH MATCH!!!

Huge Cheers from the crowd.

Zach Davis: This is going to be something. S-PAC has been doing as they please for months now with little opposition. The current management seems to let them run rampant and some of the superstars have had enough of it. Donald Deruty made his return at WAR as the masked man and has vowed to put an end to stables. Steve Orbit and Eric Price who have both had their share of problems with factions have taken up the cause. S-PAC is the last standing faction in WCF. Can the team of D-Day, Eric Price and Steve Orbit end the era of stables for good?

Erin Robbins: I don't think so. Deruty, Eric and Orbit might be capable competitors ... but they stand on their own. They are all out for themselves. S-PAC is a cohesive unit. They operate as one ... they think as one. I don't think you could find any three people that you can throw together who are going to stop them.

Zach Davis: Well tonight we're going to find out! Hellimination bloodbath is now!!!

The lights go out as a spotlight centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. The crowd begins to boo MASSIVELY as the video wall displays the words THE ONLY ONE.

Kyle Steel: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, California, the SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE for tonight's contest, she is the Owner of WCF ...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!

Pyros shoot up from the stage as our melody finally kicks into guitar. "The Only One" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage dressed in a cutoff referee shirt and her usual black pants as well as a black pair of Nike sneakers with white trim and swoosh. She is greeted with deafening boos and soaks them all in, as if she enjoyed the crowd's hatred. She arrogantly swaggers towards the ring, taking her time to revel in her own glory among ENRAGED fans before she reaches the ringsteps and steps inside. Pyros now shoot off from the ring posts and Sarah takes to each turnbuckle, staring coldly and without emotion into the sea of 'sheep' as the crowd's boos become even LOUDER.

Zach Davis: This is the other factor you have to consider in this match .... Sarah Twilight. She's had her share of issues with Price, Orbit ... and even Deruty. You can't tell me she's going to be unbias.

Erin Robbins: Of course she will be. This is her creation right here. She wanted a BLOODBATH and that is what she made this become. She just wants to see them all beat the holy hell out of one another.

Kyle Steel: And the participants ...

“Hollywood Babylon” by The Misfits plays over the P.A.

Kyle Steel: Making their way to the ring .... accompanied by Scott Savage .... they are the team of WAYLON CASH, BENJAMIN ATREYU and JOHN GABLE .... S-PAC!!!

Scott Savage struts out from behind the curtain with a smile, as Waylon Cash, Benjamin Atreyu and John Gable walk out with the tag team titles over the shoulders of Gable and Atreyu. They pose on the ramp, smiling for the booing crowd, before walking down the entrance ramp. The roll under the bottom rope, and jump onto theree of the four turnbuckles, Gable and Atreyu holding the titles high for everyone to see. Cash just looking out at the crowd and posing in his own glory. The crowd showers them with hate, as they jump down, and their music fades.

Kyle Steel: And their opponents ...

Everybody's Fool - by Evanescence hits.

Kyle Steel: First ... from Pacific Palisades, California ... weighing 250 pounds .... he is ERIC PRICE!!

Gold lights start flashing as the music starts and as soon as Eric Price walks out, a gold spotlight shineS on him as he makes his way to the ring with an energetic walk, a smile on his face as he walks down the entrance ramp and slaps hands with the audience. He steps in the ring using the steps and walks into the ring as he stands in the center of it looking around at the audience as he raises his hands and smirks at the audience.

Kyle Steel: And his partners ...

"I CAN'T STOP-OP-OP-OP-OP-OP..."

The lights dim as "Who Gon Stop Me" by Kanye West & Jay-Z plays over the PA.

Kyle Steel: From Oakland, California ... weighing in at 230 pounds ... he is "The Mack" STEVE ORBIT!!!

A pink strobe light flashes rapidly throughout the arena-- pink lasers swirl around the entranceway and eventually converge into a big pink spotlight, as "The Mack" Steve Orbit appears at the top of the ramp. Orbit's wearing a long mink over his ring gear, which consists of alligator skin wrestling shorts and matching boots. He's also got his pink hat with a feather, a thick gold chain with a diamond-coated Jesus peice, and a jewel encrusted cane. He struts towards the ring, taking plenty of time to interact with the fans-- especially the ladies. At ringside, he removes his hat and coat, and kisses the cross on his chain before handing it to a ringhand. Upon entering the ring, he climbs one of the turnbuckles and gyrates his hips to a huge pop from the crowd. "OR-BIT" chants can be heard throughout the arena. He climbs down from the turnbuckle and waits in his corner for the match to start.

Kyle Steel: And finally ...

The lights in the stadium dim to pitch black Bulletproof by 12 Stones blares in the speakers with lights swinging around the stadium lighting up the darkness from the dimmed lights. In cue with the music, pyros of red, white and blue go off when the sound of BANG!!! from Bulletproof.

Kyle Steel: From New York, New York ... weighing in at 205 pounds ... he is D-DAY!!!

The pyros continue to go off on cue with the word being said. After the third pyro goes off the lights focus on the entrance of the stage where Donald Deruty is standing with his head tilted down. He falls to his knees and throws his hands up in the air where a final set of multi-colored pyros is fired. At the signal of the final pyros the dimmed lights turn back on and light the whole stadium with red, white, and blue lights. D-Day jumps to his feet as soon as the lights are back on. He takes his time walking down the ramp, as he gives high fives and shakes the hands of the fans. Once he reaches ringside he slowly walks up to the steel steps where he goes one step at a time until he reaches the ropes where he enters the ring with a swaggery hop to his walk. He looks up at the titantron where the sights of his memorial moments in his WCF career can be seen.

Zach Davis: And it looks like D-Day is going to start things off against Atreyu. Both teams look focused, both teams look ready. I would say this is anyone's game but you can't forget the fact that Sarah Twilight is calling this thing. Whatever agenda she has ... is probably going to be the deciding factor here.

Erin Robbins: Sarah's only agenda is to see everyone get hurt. I think the two teams are more than ready to do that to one another. Now stop causing unnecessary speculation.

Zach Davis: I don't buy for one second that Twilight doesn't have a motive for this.

Erin Robbins: She's refereed matches before, Zach. She calls them down the middle. Stop jumping to conclusions about conspiracy.

Sarah finally calls for the bell. Deruty and Atreyu waste no time in mixing it up. Collar and elbow tie up, Atreyu shoots into a side headlock. Deruty with the shove off and Atreyu into the ropes. On the return, he NAILS Deruty with a running big boot to the side of the face. Sarah moves to a neutral corner and leans against the turnbuckle, watching on, seemingly uninterested at this juncture. Benjy pulls D-Day to his feet and follows up now with a pumphandle suplex. Deruty crashes into the mat and clutches his back.

Erin Robbins: Looks like D-Day is off to a rough start. This was expected though. He's probably the most disappointing person I've seen since being employed here.

Zach Davis: You should brush up on your history, Erin. D-Day is a former world champion. He's one of the best the company has. And I think the idea of getting rid of these ... mobs that have overrun WCF for so long is exactly what is needed.

Erin Robbins: Oh and he's doing such a "great" job. *sarcasm* I want to see BLOOD!

Atreyu remains on the offensive as he hauls Deruty back to his feet again. However, Deruty with a small push to create separation and he nails a picture perfect dropkick that snaps Benjy in the face, sending him down. Atreyu is dazed by the unexpected retaliation and this gives Deruty a moment to regroup. Atreyu makes it back to his feet and Deruty with a swinging neckbreaker to put him back down. John Gable enters the ring and hits Deruty with a clubbing blow to the back of the head. This draws in Eric Price who moves toward Gable's corner. However, the actor returns to the apron. Sarah does nothing to stop either man from entering the ring. She folds her arms in her corner, watching on.

Zach Davis: Some back and forth action early on. But make no mistake. This match is not going to be won with a wrestling hold. The only way to walk out of here with your arm raised is to make sure every member of the other team is bloodied.

Erin Robbins: And that task isn't as easy as it sounds. You need to beat your opponent down enough to be able to get to something ... anything that can be used to bust them open. In this case, if things spill to the outside, the very cell that contains them could be the weapon that helps one team win.

Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight not looking particularly happy with the contest so far. What a shock there.

Erin Robbins: She wants violence ... I don't blame her.

Deruty gets back to his feet after being assaulted from behind. Atreyu also makes it to his feet as Deruty moves in on him. But Atreyu catches him with a sharp kid to the midsection and hooks him up, PLANTING him with a package piledriver. Deruty is dazed and Atreyu rolls backwards into his own corner, tagging John Gable into the match. Gable enters the ring and doesn't miss a beat from where Ateryu left off. He drops down in front of the prone D-Day and begins NAILING him with lifted knee shots to the head.

Erin Robbins: S-PAC being so aggressive right now and I love it. They came here to make a statement, and they are making that statement loud and clear. They want to hurt people, and that is exactly what Sarah wants.

Zach Davis: There is no question they are being aggressive. And of course this is what Sarah wants. This is where the bias comes from. She has her own stooges basically.

Erin Robbins: She doesn't have stooges. S-PAC understands what it takes to make it around here. That is smart.

Gable grapples Deruty by the head after the knee shots and hauls him to a vertical base. In a swift motion, he DRIVES D-Day into the canvas with a double underhook DDT. Deruty's eyes are glazed over and he looks to be out of it. Gable takes the time now to make it to the outside, where he collects a kendo stick from under the ring.

Zach Davis: And now a weapon being brought into the fold!

Erin Robbins: The only way to win is to cause bloodshed, and Gable might have that in mind here!

Gable rolls back into the ring and he raises the kendo stick high above his head and he CRACKS Deruty across his back, and then his arms, and his legs. Gable is like a man possessed as he wails away with the stick, SNAPPING it over and over again against Deruty's flesh. Both Orbit and Price are extremely eager for a tag. But S-PAC keeps Deruty cut off and on their side of the ring. After rendering the kendo stick unusable, Gable discards it and drops a heavy knee to the back of Deruty's head.

Erin Robbins: I love this, he isnt trying to make Deruty bleed. He's causing damage. S-PAC is slowly breaking down D-Day and sending a message.

Zach Davis: I believe that is a mistake. They have an opportunity and they aren't taking it. A team that consists of Steve Orbit, Eric Price and Donald Deruty is not one to be taken lightly. S-PAC and their overconfidence will be their undoing.

Erin Robbins: I think S-PAC has everything under control. They know what they are doing.

Gable again hauls D-day to his feet and he grabs his face in a very disresectful manner before again dropping him with a snap neckbreaker. Deruty is again down and out and Gable again leaves the ring to search for another instrument of destruction. The crowd is livid at this point.

Crowd: S-PAC SUCKS! S-PAC SUCKS! S-PAC SUCKS! S-PAC SUCKS!

Gable again searches under the ring for something to cause more damage and he settles on a trash can. He tosses it into the ring before climbing inside.

Zach Davis: Gable is looking to inflict pain here. S-PAC is showing a very disturbing, very sinister side right now.

Erin Robbins: As I have said, they know how to get along here. They are going to make the opposition suffer before they make them bleed.

Deruty starts making it to his feet and Gable grabs the trashcan once more, lifting it up. Deruty out of NO WHERE he lifts Gable, who drops the trash can ... SAMOA SLAM! Gable is down! Deruty is still down and out. Both men writhe on the mat before they begin crawling toward their corners. Sarah still looks on from her leaned position in a neutral corner.

Zach Davis: DEAD AND FORGOTTEN! Deruty might have turned this around!

Erin Robbins: Out of desperartion he manages. Now the question is, who makes the tag?

Gable begins slowly crawling to his corner, as does Deruty. Benjy storms the ring sending a sharp kick to the side of Deruty's face to prevent him from tagging. This causes a small gash on the side of his head. Blood starts leaking out.

Zach Davis: Oh no! Deruty is bleeding, this isn't good at all.

Erin Robbins: Bye-bye D-Day!

Waylon, and Atreyu grin as they wave D-day farewell from the match. Deruty reaches up and feels the blood, and pounds the mat in anger. Kyle Steel gets ready to make the official announcement as he waits for Sarah's verdict.

Zach Davis: Three on two now as the spilling of Deruty's blood changes the course of this match.

Erin Robbins: I told you, D-Day wasn't the answer and this is the proof.

Sarah moves out from her corner and looks at D-Day, who is bleeding slightly from his small gash. Waylon and the others are grinning with pride. Kyle Steel readies his microphone ... but Sarah shakes her head no! Everyone is STUNNED. Waylon climbs into the ring and begins arguing with Sarah. Scott Savage is blowing a gasket on the outside. Sarah gets in Waylon's face and asserts her decision.

Sarah Twilight: That little cut isn't SHIT!

Waylon is livid and it shows. Sarah does not back from her stance.

Zach Davis: Wow! As unexpected as this is, Sarah Twilight rules that Deruty is NOT eliminated.

Erin Robbins: I told you she was fair.

Zach Davis: I think she wants more carnage than what has occurred. I don't like Sarah Twilight at all, but she made the right call here. D-Day is still in this match.

Erin Robbins: If she had made this call for S-PAC, you'd have screamed foul. You hypocrite!

Zach Davis: I would not have!

As the call is made, Deruty manages his way toward his corner and he LEAPS, tagging in Eric Price! Gable also makes it to his corner and he tags in Benjamin Atreyu. Price and Atreyu into the ring. Price with an immediate flurry of punches as he forces Atreyu back into the corner. Punch after punch Price levels onto Atreyu. Atreyu is reeling and Price pulls him out of the corner ... REVERSAL OF FORTUNE! Atreyu is down and out!!!

Zach Davis: Eric Price came to FIGHT!

Erin Robbins: He can't win with a pinfall! I don't care what he does. Eric Price is not leaving here with victory!

Price moves to the apron and takes a swing, knocking Gable down. He also takes a swing for Waylon, but Waylon hops down, avoiding it.. Eric turns his attention back to Atreyu and that's when Waylon takes his opportunity, reaching under the ropes and pulling Eric's legs out from under him. Eric falls face first into the canvas and this draws Steve Orbit out. He rushes across the ring and slides out on the S-PAC side. Orbit is in NO MOOD at the moment and he NAILS Waylon with a hard right. Waylon returns the blow and the two heated rivals begin a vicious brawl outside the ring.

Zach Davis: You knew it would only be a matter of time before this explosion happened! Steve Orbit and Waylon Cash are no strangers to one another at ALL. Former teammates turned bitter enemies.

Erin Robbins: They absolutely HATE one another. You can't keep the lid on a powder keg like that for too long. This winds up being much more than just a match with these two. This has been a war that has waged on for a good portion of the year.

Orbit gains the advantage now as he backs Waylon up against the wall of the cell and just starts UNLOADING fists. Orbit doesn't even seem to notice anything else around him as he just releases all of his anger and aggression with each shot. Ribs, face, abdomen, arms, sides ... each shot a bruiser for sure. Waylon covers up, trying to alleviate most of the blows with his arms. Orbit now grabs hold of Waylon's head and starts RAMMING it back into the cell. Cash is dazed at this point, but the onslaught would come to and end thanks to John Gable who BLASTS Orbit with a spear tackle and the save on his stabelmate.

Erin Robbins: Brawling everywhere! This is chaos and this is what a match like this was meant to be!

Zach Davis: All hell has broken loose, and you can see the smirk upon Sarah Twilight's face. She isn't going to try and maintain order. She doesn't want order ... this is exactly what she wants.

Back in the ring, Price is back up and he hauls Atreyu to his feet. Atreyu throws Eric's hands off and BLACK EYE SONATA! Price is spun around, STUNNED and he is caught into Atreyu's clutches again as he lifts him burning hammer style .... REQUIEM IN D MINOR!!! He drops Price face first into the trash can Gable had brought into the ring earlier!

Erin Robbins: YES! Kick his ass! Make him suffer! Make him bleed!

Zach Davis: This is not looking good. Eric Price just planted face first into that trash can and the question now is; is he busted open?!

Erin Robbins: I certainly hope so!

Meanwhile, Gable and Cash are double teaming Steve Orbit on the outside. Methodically, they each take an arm, pulling Orbit out between the ring apron and the cell and they both pull him back ... SLAMMING his back against the ring apron over and over again. But here comes Deruty over the top ... SUICIDE DIVE that connects into both Gable and Cash driving them back into the cell wall!!

Zach Davis: The action is all over the place. Bodies strewn about everywhere. But so far as I can tell, no one is bleeding.

Erin Robbins: Aside from D-day ... just remember that Sarah let him stay in the match.

Zach Davis: That is a tiny gash just over his left eye. I can see why she made the call that she did. She wants a literal bloodbath.

Erin Robbins: Blood is blood. She was being gracious.

Zach Davis: Oh, I'm sure. *sarcasm*

Atreyu looks down at Price who hasn't moved since being planted into the trashcan. Sarah doesn't seem to be too bothered with checking out whether or not he is bleeding. Benjy makes his way to the outside, away from the rest of the carnage and does some fishing under the ring of his own. He tosses a 2x4, a snowglobe, a steel folding chair and a cooling fan into the ring. After discarding those items, Atreyu grins as he seems to find something to his liking. Benjy carefully slides out a four foot pane of glass and sets it onto the ring apron with ease. He slides into the ring and rolls Eric over on the trash can to be face up, he is not bleeding. After doing that, he takes hold of the pane of glass and begins climbing the turnbuckle.

Erin Robbins: What are you doing? That'll cut the both of you!

Zach Davis: Oh this isn't gonna be good. I think Atreyu wants to make a statement here. He's going to sacrifice himself to take Price out!

Erin Robbins: Look at his face! He has one thing on his mind right now! This is going to be bad ... and yet, knowing that Eric is going to suffer ... I think I like it!

Atreyu on the top of the turnbuckle, holding the pane of glass in front of him. The crowd gasps as he LEAPS off for a splash to CRUSH Eric beneath the glass and shatter it on all parts of him.

Zach Davis: MY GOD!

Erin Robbins: HE'S AIR BORN!

Eric at the last moment grabs the 2x4 that was just in his reach and holds it straight up. Benjy NAILS the 2x4 with the glass beneath him and the 2x4 snaps back his head. Glass shatters EVERYWHERE. Benjy crumples back into a heaping mess. Shards of glass stuck in his face, chest and arms as he falls among the broken mess. Though the most of his injury comes from the 2x4 that had caught him in the mouth. Atreyu is bleeding ALL OVER. Scott Savage is losing it on the outside. The crowd is in AWE of what just happened.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Sarah walks over, checking on Atreyu. She seems to be pondering whether or not he should be eliminated. Eric Price stares up in disbelief that there even needed to be consideration of it.

Zach Davis: Oh come on! She seriously is going to debate this?

Erin Robbins: Hey now, she gave Deruty an opportunity to stay!

Zach Davis: That was a small gash. Atreyu is bleeding profusely right now!

Erin Robbins: Doesn't matter.

The crowd is booing LOUDLY as Sarah considers NOT eliminating Atreyu from the match. Eric Price is losing his cool as he gets up to his feet in protest over it. Sarah smirks and gives the signal which finally confirms it for everyone.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen; BENJAMIN ATREYU HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!

Zach Davis: Finally. That was an unnecessary delay. Twilight toying with them at this point.

Erin Robbins: What is the problem? She wanted to be sure he was bleeding enough before removing him from the match. And you should be happy now. S-PAC is at a disadvantage, two on three.

Price is still NOT happy with the way Sarah delayed that call and he gets in her face about it. Sarah glares at him and gets right back in his face. These two heated rivals now boiling over.

Erin Robbins: Keep your focus on the match. Sarah is the official ... she's the owner of this company. You had better just do as you're told!

Zach Davis: I hate to say it, but in this situation I have to agree. Price isn't doing himself any favors mixing it up with Sarah right now.

Atreyu is taken from the cell by the other officials outside of it who's job was to make sure the eliminated participants were removed. On the outside, D-Day and Cash are brawling in one corner. Waylon Cash with some vicious elbow shots. Deruty is reeling as Waylon keeps DRIVING the point of his elbow into Deruty's head. On the other end, Orbit is in pursuit of John Gable who is moving around the outside, keeping his distance. Gable gets a few steps ahead and rounds the corner, quickly reaching under the ring. Orbit rounds the corner after him but stop dead in his tracks and for a brief second even appears to turn white as John Gable emerges with ...

Zach Davis: Is that a KATANA SWORD?!!

Erin Robbins: Holy shit! That IS a sword!!

Zach Davis: Who the hell stocked the ring?! A SWORD? WHO PUTS A SWORD UNDER THERE?!

Erin Robbins: I guess we were meant to have a LOT more blood shed than we thought.

Gable looks CRAZED as he swings the katana in Orbit's direction. Orbit jumps back, avoiding contact. Orbit acts quickly to get the hell out of dodge as Gable continues to swing the sword at him. Orbit back around the corner and Gable with another swing CLLLAAAANNNNNG! The sword connects with the ring post, actually leaving a pretty deep groove where the blade CUTS the steel.

Zach Davis: WOW! If that sword can do THAT ... imagine what it would do to Orbit.

Erin Robbins: Orbit should run ... for his life!!

Gable has to struggle a bit to remove the sword from the ringpost. Orbit takes his opportunity at this point to move in. He rushes at Gable who manages to get the sword free just at that very moment. With Orbit being too close to swing at, he quickly jabs Orbit in the forehead with the butt end of the sword. Orbit stumbles back and falls onto the outside mat. Gable takes the sword gripped in both hands and he PLUNGES it downward at Orbit, who rolls under the ring to avoid contact. The sword plunges into the mat and concrete below. The crowd gasps at the close call.

Zach Davis: I can't believe he is actually trying to KILL Steve Orbit! This is just going TOO far!

Erin Robbins: This is Sarah Twilight's WCF. Nothing is going too far.

Zach Davis: That tells you that we have a major problem.

Orbit peaks out from under the ring as Gable tries to pry the sword out, but it's stuck. The extremely sharp blade has actually pentrated the concrete below and Gable is unable to budge it now.

Erin Robbins: Looks like a re-enactment of Sword in the Stone.

Zach Davis: Not the time for jokes, Erin.

Erin Robbins: Oh just enjoy the match!

Zach Davis: Match? This is more like a crime scene at this point.

In the ring, Eric and Sarah are still going at it. Both of them raising their voices at one another and the tension is at a boiling point. Sarah hauls off and SLAPS Price across the face. Eric's eyes go wide with fury as he punches her! The crowd is going WILD with excitement now!

Erin Robbins: You don't put your hands on the boss! He should be fired! FIRED RIGHT NOW!!

Zach Davis: She put her hands on him first. It's about time someone did something about the maniac we call boss.

Eric sends another shot and another. He is unloading all of his anger and frustration on her. Price hauls her up ...

Zach Davis: CA$H FLOW!!!

Erin Robbins: NO!

But Sarah slides out of the attempt and reaches down, grabbing hold of the snowglobe. Price turns around and CRRRRAAACCCKKKK!!! She BUSTS the snowglobe into his FACE!!! Price falls back, tiny shards of glass embedded in his face and he is soaking wet from the contents of the globe. Sarah looks down at him with disgust and isn't finished with him just yet. The crowd is BOOING like mad. She hops down out of the ring and quickly finds what she was looking for under the apron.

Zach Davis: Oh God ...

Erin Robbins: I told you. I told you Eric shouldn't have laid hands on her!

Zach Davis: She's supposed to be officiating the match ... this is complete crap!

With the most sadistic look we've ever seen upon her face, Sarah climbs back into the ring and slowly surveys her prey as she holds a cheese grater in hand. The crowd is LIVID as they watch on. Sarah methodically circles Eric before dropping down and SLICING the cheese grater back and forth across his face, further lacerating him. She presses the grater down as hard as possible as she pulls it back and forth. Price's flesh being ripped open and shredded.

Zach Davis: She's taking it upon herself to get involved in this match. I have absolutely no respect for that.

Erin Robbins: Eric Price brought this upon himself! He decided to start arguing with her and THEN put his hands on her. What did he expect to happen?

Sarah discards the grater after Price's face is mangled to satisfaction and she gives the signal as the crowd BOOS and protests.

Kyle Steel: ERIC PRICE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Zach Davis: This is completely disgusting. But expected from someone like Twilight.

Erin Robbins: I believe Eric got exactly what he deserved.

As Eric Price heads up the ramp, the entire arena is plunged into darkness. As all the lights cut and the screens surrounding the stage also cuts, murmurs questioning what is happening can be heard.

These voices are suddenly cut to silence as the sound of wind whistling through the arena can be heard, slowly followed by a solemn, haunting voice as it sings.

Ring Around The Rosie
This Evil Thing It Knows Me
Lost Ones Around Me.....
I Can't Fall Down

As quickly as the arena's lights cut, they return. As the screens around the ramp flicker back to life, they also flicker with the haunting words sung moment earlier, before cutting back to footage from the match.

Zach Davis: What the hell was THAT about!?

Erin Robbins: I have no idea... and neither does Eric, it seems like. He's shaking his head with both anger and confusion as he leaves the ringside area.

Back on the outside, Deruty and Cash continue to brawl. D-Day now having the upper hand as he repeated SLAMS Cash into the cell wall. Cash shoves him off and rushes at him. Deruty with DEAD AND FORGOTTEN onto the ring steps! Cash crumples up and is VERY out of it. Meanwhile on the opposite end of ringside, Gable is still trying to pry the sword out of the floor. Orbit rolls out from under the ring and starts taking the fight to Gable, backing him away from the sword. Gable stumbles back as Orbit BLASTS him with a few hard rights. With Gable stunned, Orbit backs up a few steps and takes a running start. He uses the stuck sword almost as a POLE VAULT as he pushes off of it for air and .... PIMP SLAP!!! Gable is sent flying back against the cell and the crowd is once again on fire with excitement!

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit is on fire right now! Another example of the many ways he can slap the taste out of someone's mouth!

Erin Robbins: I don't like Orbit ... not for one second. But I have to admit I do find the innovative ways he manages to pimp slap people very entertaining.

Orbit is livid at the fact that Gable pulled a sword on him and he pulls Gable off of the cell and again ... PIMP SLAP! Gable is spun around by the force of it and then Orbit FLOORS him with a jawbreaker. On the other side of the ring, Deruty grabs hold of Waylon who grabs onto the ring apron. Deruty tries to pull him back to inflict more damage but Cash is not letting go. Finally Deruty abandons his attempts at pulling Cash away and opts to find something of use. Deruty removes on of the monitors from the announce table. Cash crawls halfway under the ring. Deruty sits in wait holding the monitor ready. Finally Cash crawls back out, holding something and Deruty rushes at him.

Zach Davis: COLLISION!!!

Erin Robbins: Watch out Waylon!

Deruty PLOWS the monitor at Waylon who ducks and instead the monitors SHATTERS against the ring post. Deruty turns around and Waylon BLASTS him in the face with ... a glass BONG!!! Deruty falls backwards, his once small gash now a huge bloodied mess after the bong shot.

Erin Robbins: I bet Waylon is thinking to himself; "What a waste of a good bong."

Zach Davis: I doubt it, he is grinning ear to ear looking at Deruty's condition.

Sarah signals the elimination as she looks out, seeing Deruty busted wide open.

Kyle Steel: DONALD DERUTY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Waylon is catching his bearrings as his back was still in a bad way after being planted into the ring steps. But he notices that he and Gable have the odds now and moves toward the other end of the ring. Orbit is laying waste to Gable right now stomping him relentlessly ... still quite pissed off about the sword. Waylon spins Orbit around and gets a Crane Kick for his troubles! Waylon goes down and Orbit yanks Gable back up ... but Gable out of nowhere with the haul up and THE PESTIGE!!! Orbit goes down hard.

Zach Davis: At this point, I don't like Orbit's chances. S-PAC has the numbers ... and that is never a good thing.

Erin Robbins: This is where S-PAC is going to thrive. They know they have the advantage and they can pick Orbit apart ... slow and methodical.

Gable is still a bit worn down by Orbit's assault, and Orbit is out now too. Cash is the first one back up. He helps Gable up and the two proceed to lift Orbit up and roll him into the ring. Scott Savage is beaming with confidence outside of the cage. Sarah moves to a corner, watching on with a sinister grin at this point. Gable starts putting the boots to Orbit as Cahs grabs hold of the 2x4 and starts SLAMMING it into the ring post.

Zach Davis: What the hell is he doing?

Erin Robbins: Trying to make a better weapon, I'd think.

The wood thuda against the post but does not crack. Waylon uses a dfferent method as he leans the wood against the post, wedging it against the mat and using the ropes he jumps up and STOMPS his weight into the side of it. He does this two or three times before the wood cracks. Cash takes it again and SLAMS it into the ringpost, and this time it breaks off, leaving him with a splintered half of 2x4.

Zach Davis: Uh oh.

Erin Robbins: I like where this is going.

Gable hauls Orbit up, but Orbit fires off some shots, back Gable off. Cash with the splintered wood in hand rushes at Orbit. Steve sidesteps and grabs Cash up ....

Zach Davis: HONEY DIP!!!

Erin Robbins: HOW? How is he lasting in there?! This should be OVER!!

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit isn't going to go down that easy! He knows the odds are against him ... he knows the numbers are stacked. But he is going to fight and he is going to fight damn hard!!

Cash bounces off of the canvas HARD. Gable rushes out of the corner now and Orbit pops back up, and takes him over with a power slam right ON TOP of Cash!!! The crowd is going NUTS with cheers as Orbit wastes no time ... he climbs the turnbuckle and he's off ... OAKLAND SPLASH!!!

Zach Davis: And he takes the BOTH OF THEM OUT!!!

Erin Robbins: I don't believe this is happening. Sarah DO SOMETHING!!!

Zach Davis: Oh that's your answer? Have Twilight bail them out? Orbit is against two on one odds and he is fighting with everything he has. And you just want Sarah to help them?

Erin Robbins: Yes.

Zach Davis: You're despicable.

With the crowd on fire and Scott Savage tearing out his own hair, Orbit rolls to his feet, looking to end this. He looks around the ring, seeing the various items strewn about and has an idea. Orbit hops down out of the ring and heads near the commentator's booth. He finds himself an extension cord.

Erin Robbins: What is he doing?

Zach Davis: I have no idea?

The cord is already plugged into power and Orbit drags the rest of it into the ring with him. He plugs it into the cooling fan.

Erin Robbins: Oh gimmie a break! You're hot? This is a wrestling match! Don't be such a baby!

Zach Davis: Uhm, Erin? I don't think he's looking to cool himself off.

Erin Robbins: Oh ... OH!

Orbit removes the protective cover from the fan and discards it. He places the fan onto Gable's face as many in the crowd cringe. He turns the fan on and the metal blades start spinning. Gable starts screaming as they tear up his face. Orbit shoves it down onto him hard. The blades stop because of resistence, but the damage is done. Orbit pulls the now broken fan up revealing the crimson mask on Gable's face.

Sarah makes the call.

Kyle Steel: JOHN GABLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

Zach Davis: Orbit proving he can be just as sadistic as the rest of them. And in this case, I think he needed to be.

Erin Robbins: This leaves Waylon Cash and Steve Orbit ... with Sarah Twilight as the referee.

Zach Davis: The last time these three were in the ring together ... Orbit defeated Twilight for the WCF World Championship. You have to wonder how this will play out.

Orbit hauls Cash to his feet , and Cash fires off a shot. The two begin trading blows again with pure HATRED for one another. Cash gains the upper hand on this occassion and backs Orbit against the ropes, still NAILING him with hard shots. He takes Orbit for the Irish whip, Orbit into the ropes and on the return he attempts a clothesline. Cash ducks it, he spins Orbit around .... PEACH STREET SLAM!!! Orbit's head bounces off the canvas. Cash grins as he sits up, now rolling to the outside to find something.

Zach Davis: And Waylon Cash with the advantage now. This match has for sure been a bloodbash! There is no question about that.

Erin Robbins: Absolutely. Sarah Twilight has delivered once again.

Zach Davis: I would credit the competitors ... but that's besides the point. This is it. One man walks out of here with the win. Who's it gonna be?

Waylon under the ring as so many people have been tonight and he slides out what appears to be a table. Except ... it looks quite a bit different.

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!

Erin Robbins: Whoever stocked the ring tonight .... GENIUS!!!

Cash emerges with the broad side of a table ... embedded with nails! Waylon Cash has a bed of nails!!! The crowd gasps in horror. Sarah Twilight has a HUGE smile on her face right now.

Zach Davis: This is absolutely INSANE! The things these men have done to one another ... I just don't have words.

Erin Robbins: This is pure violence plain and simple. This is what WCF is now, and take a good look because taking things to the limit and beyond is where it's at now!

Cash slides the bed of nails into the ring and rolls in behind it. He stalks Orbit as he contemplates exactly what he is going to do now. Cash grabs hold of Orbit and hauls him halfway to his feet, hooking him up for the KILLSHOT!!!

Zach Davis: This is going to be BAD!!

Erin Robbins: Are you kidding? This is gonna be GREAT!!

Cash turns his position so that Orbit will land on the bed of nails and he hooks him up. But before he can pull him up, Orbit reaches around, feeling for something and he crabs the cooling fan he had dispatched of Gable with earlier. He swings it up and BLASTS Waylon in the face! The crowd CHEERS as Cash tumbles back and falls to the canvas, holding his face.

Zach Davis: iT COULD BE OVER! ORBIT WINS! ORBIT WINS!

Erin Robbins: Calm yourself ... is Cash bleeding?

Sarah moves in to see if Cash is bleeding. Cash puls his hands from his face and there is blood on them!!!

Zach Davis: YES! IT'S OVER!

Erin Robbins: WAIT NO!!

But the blood is not his! It was Gable's blood. Sarah looks Cash over and he is NOT busted open. The crowd BOOS.

Zach Davis: That was CLOSE!!!

Erin Robbins: My heart just skipped a beat! That was scary!

Cash is still out of it from the shot and Orbit is giving no repreive. He hauls Waylon up and DROPS him with a DDT for good measure before dragging him over and placing him FACE DOWN on the bed of nails!!!

Zach Davis: Orbit looks to make certain this time!

Erin Robbins: This may KILL Waylon Cash!

Zach Davis: You weren't concerned earlier.

Erin Robbins: Yeah but ...

Orbit makes his ascent to the turnbuckle once again and the Crowd is chanting.

Crowd: ORBIT! ORBIT! ORBIT! ORBIT! ORBIT! ORBIT! ORBIT!

He leaps off toward Waylon for another OAKLAND SPLASH!!!

Zach Davis: This is it!

Erin Robbins: I can't watch!!

But Waylon MOVES out of the way!!! Orbit LUCKILY catches his position mid air and lands on his feet JUST in front of the bed of nails!

Zach Davis: WOW! Close call!

Erin Robbins: DAMMIT! CRASH AND LOSE ALREADY!!!

Waylon grabs the splintered 2x4 again and he charges at Orbit swinging the wood at him. Orbit ducks and grapples Waylon up for a belly to back side slam positioning to plant him INTO THE BED OF NAILS!!!

Erin Robbins: NO! NO! NO!

Zach Davis: Orbit has him! It's OVER!!!

But as Orbit lifts him up, Waylon JABS the splintered end of the 2x4 into Orbits face. Orbit stumbles back and falls. Cash keeps JABBING and JABBING the sharpened, splintered wood.

Zach Davis: NO! CASH TURNS IT ARAOUND!

Erin Robbins: Is this it? It HAS to be it?!!

Cash rams the splinetered wood into Orbit's head one more time before throwing the 2x4 down. The splintered ends are covered in blood as is Orbit's face. Many pieces of wood are stuck in his face as well. Sarah calls for the bell.

Kyle Steel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF THE HELLIMINATION BLOODBATH MATCH IS WAYLON CASH ... SO THEREFORE THE WINNERS OF THIS YEARS HELLIMINATION ... S-PAC!!!

“Hollywood Babylon” by The Misfits hits and Scott Savage is all smiles as Sarah raises Waylon's hand in victory.

Zach Davis: That was a hell of a match, and a hell of a fight by Orbit. He nearly came away with it. But S-PAC has proven to be a force that always seems prepared. I don't know if anyone can stop them.

Erin Robbins: This is poetic justice right here. Waylon Cash picks up the victory for his team and sends the message that no group of people will stand in their way.

The cell is opened as Savage enters to celebrate with his client. In the center of the ring, Sarah and Waylon shake hands briefly with a nod to one another. Shades of the 2012 Hellimination that saw the two of them left standing at the end of it all.

Erin Robbins: What a victory for Waylon Cash and S-PAC. This is a historic moment right here.

Zach Davis: Helloween ended with all the carnage and chaos we expected and some that we did not. That's all the time we have for tonight ... we'll see you next week at Slam!

Sarah exits the ring leaving Waylon to celebrate his victory, which he does to a chorus of boos.

Table of Contents

The Thickness Intro

Diablo Calzone vs Biohazard

Stacy Robinson Segment

Southern Bunkhouse Brawl: Adam Young vs Doc Henry

New Arrival

Television Title Match: Cormack MacNeill vs John Barber

United States Title Match: Ryan Rhodes vs Steeltoe Joe

Scaffold Massacre Match: Denise D'Evil vs Logan

Hellimination Match: Justice/Chase Michaels/Oblivion/Zombie McMorris vs Lilith/Night Rider/Jack Happy/Tek/Havok

Fans Bring the Weapons Match: Gravedigger vs Jay Price

Jon Michaels Segment

World Title Match: FPV vs Jonny Fly

Hellimination Bloodbath Match: Eric Price/D-Day/Steve Orbit vs S-PAC

 

Of The Week

Wrestler:
Hellimination Bloodbath Survivor
Match:
FPV vs Fly
Roleplay:

 

Champions

World:
Jonny Fly
Hardcore:
Oblivion
Television:
John Barber
United States:
Steeltoe Joe
Peoples:
FPV
Internet:
Doc Henry
Tag Team:
S-PAC