The Devil in I by Slipknot is playing at HELLOWEEN IS LIVE!
Crowd: WHOO! YAY!
Everyone is wearing Halloween costumes. Half of them are Creeping Death masks.
Zach Davis: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Freddy Whoa: Lots of bizarre and violent matchups here tonight... there will be blood, Zach. There will be blood.
Zach Davis: I can't wait.
Freddy Whoa: It's time... for the Intergalactic Spaceship of Horrors. Match. The word backstage is that this match is way too expensive for WCF's budget, so Fly and Orbit have both pitched in to cover the costs. I guess they want the world to see this match.
Zach Davis: And there's so much at stake for both of them, as well as Walker and b-haz. We will join Walker Flyocker Flame and biohazard in the Spaceship via satellite. Let's go!
Scene cuts to the inside of a large spacecraft. We are inside a large, open area where the match will take place. We can see space whizzing by from windows that line the room. A hologram of Kyle Steel stands in the middle of the room.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall!
"I Like to Move It" by Reel 2 Reel plays over the spaceship intercom. Walker Flyocker Flame walks into the room wearing a shiny space suit.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, accompanied by hologram Jonny Fly... from Santa Monica, California... originally from the planet of the space werewolves... THE BEAST... WALKER FLYOCKER FLAME!
"Breakdown" by Biohazard plays over the spaceship intercom and biohazard walks into the room from the opposite side. He's wearing a shiny space suit as well.
Kyle Steel: And his opponent, accompanied by hologram Steve Orbit... BIOHAZARD!
A hologram referee walks into the room. He calls for the bell and the match is on.
Freddy Whoa: This has got to be a first Spaceship of Horrors match in WCF history. Maybe wrestling history.
Zach Davis: BUT IT WON'T BE THE LAST.
Hologram Fly and Orbit head to opposite corners of the room. Walker and biohazard lock up... biohazard breaks free and kicks Walker in the head. He goes to kick Walker again but he dodges the kick and slams biohazard into the wall with a belly-to-belly. bio kips up and ducks a running clothesline from Walker--
Freddy Whoa: TOXIC OOZE!
bio spits the ooze in Walker's face. Walker falls to the ground, writhing in pain, clawing at his face.
Zach Davis: What IS that stuff?
biohazard shoots more ooze at Walker as he's on the ground. Soon, he's covered in ooze... but he begins to shake violently.
Freddy Whoa: Biohazard is killing Walker Flame!
Walker's teeth begin to grow into fangs. Hair begins to sprout all over his body, and his muscles become even more bigger and ripped... soon, he turns into a full-on werewolf. He howls at the moon.
Zach Davis: I'll be damned. The guy really is a space werewolf!
Walker pounces on biohazard, taking him down. He punches him furiously, and then his claws come out-- he slashes biohazard's chest, ripping the space suit as ooze pours out from the wounds.
Freddy Whoa: BIOHAZARD IS BLEEDING OOZE!
Walker picks up biohazard and throws him across the room. He runs on all fours, grabbing biohazard again and slamming him into the wall. biohazard is reeling...
Zach Davis: MORE OOZE!
biohazard spits ooze at Walker, and a big patch of his fur disintegrates... the skin begins to bubble up. Walker howls out in pain. biohazard's wounds begin to close up a la Wolverine. He begins to spit ooze... big balls of it, and then he uses his hands to form them into flying space creatures. biohazard breathes life into them and they attack Walker like vultures, viciously pecking at him.
Zach Davis: OOZE CREATURES!
Freddy Whoa: biohazard is like a damn space clown, making ooze balloon animals!
biohazard calls off the creatures and they evaporate. Walker is hurt bad on the ground. biohazard puts a boot on top of Walker and the ref counts.
NO! Hologram Jonny Fly grabs biohazard and starts hitting him with European uppercuts!
Zach Davis: Here comes Hologram Steve Orbit!
Orbit is holding a huge battleaxe. He swings it at Fly... but he's a hologram, so it goes right through him. Still, Fly turns around and starts talking trash to Orbit. biohazard is down. As Orbit and Fly are trash talking, they hear a loud HOWL. They turn around and Walker is back on his feet, flexing his wolf muscles. biohazard begins to get back up.
Freddy Whoa: Looks like Fly and Orbit are gonna back off and let this match continue.
Indeed they do-- but Orbit hands the battleaxe to biohazard. Fly tosses a pair of NUMCHUCKS to Walker Flyocker Flame. Walker starts spinning the numchucks around like a space ninja. biohazard swings the battleaxe over his head. The two men circle each other.
Zach Davis: This is the best match I've ever seen.
biohazard swings the axe-- Walker dodges. Walker swings the numchucks-- bio dodges. They two men take turns trying to hit with their weapon until Walker catches the battleaxe with his numchucks-- and rips it out of biohazard's hands!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! B-HAZ is unarmed! This is bad!
Walker tosses the numchucks aside and grips the battleaxe with both hands. He swings once... biohazard ducks. He swings again... biohazard dodges, but his back is against the wall. Walker takes a big swing... and cuts biohazard's head off!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: Walker Flyocker Flame has decapitated biohazard! He has killed his former best gay friend!
Walker picks up biohazard's head... and throws it against the wall. Ooze splatters everywhere. Hologram Jonny Fly begins to celebrate with Walker.
Freddy Whoa: Wait a second-- nobody has been pinned.
Zach Davis: He's DEAD! He cut his freakin' head off! Walker is the winner!
Walker turns back into human form, raising his arms in victory. The ref walks over to biohazard's body. He's about to declare Walker the victor...
Zach Davis: LOOK!
Freddy Whoa: HIS HEAD IS GROWING BACK! WHOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!
biohazard's head grows back! He kips up off the ground and grabs the numchucks. He runs up and strangles Walker with them from behind!
Freddy Whoa: And Walker is in human form! He's weaker!
Zach Davis: ... Yeah! Right.
Walker is fading fast. Fly can't interfere because he's busy holo-brawling with Orbit. Just then...
Voice: Where the fuck am I?
The camera turns to find Waka Flaka Flame standing in the room. He looks confused.
Freddy Whoa: It's the REAL Waka Flaka Flame! He better get outta there! It's a warzone!
Zach Davis: How did HE get there?
Waka Flaka's hands begin to glow.
Waka Flaka Flame: FLAKA FLAME!
He shoots fireballs from his hands at Walker and biohazard. They both are engulfed in flames. Fly and Orbit can't believe what has transpired. They watch as Walker and biohazard burn.
Freddy Whoa: What the hell?! What happens now?
The ref checks the charred remains of Walker and biohazard.
Referee: NO CONTEST!
He calls for the bell.
Waka Flaka Flame: Take this mother fucker back to Earth! I got a video to shoot in the morning.
Freddy Whoa: Waka Flaka is the real winner.
Zach Davis: Who is that guy anyway?
Freddy Whoa: Come on, Zach. He's a rapper! Not a good one, but a rapper nonetheless.
Hologram Fly and Orbit continue to talk trash, saying it isn't over.
Freddy Whoa: I don't see how it isn't over-- Walker and biohazard are dead! Aren't they?
Zach Davis: Guess we'll have to tune in next week to find out!
Fade out from the spaceship.
Zach Davis: It's time for our second match of the night. Its our classic fatal four way match features some of WCFs newest talent.
Freddy Whoa: Thats right. We got Hewson, Lawson, Jakobs and Mayhem all trying to make it big in WCF. So now they got their shot at Helloween. Lets see who can make sumthin' happen.
The abruptly disruptive tunes of "Bite It, You Scum" by GG Allin begin to shred through the arena as Vincent Hewson marches through the entrance way without any hesitation. This man is all business. He trudges down the ramp, with a rigid frown and cold eyes. Making his way to the ring, Vincent takes to accosting those foolish fans that choose to boo him, as well as those who praise his efforts. He doesn't give a crap. He slides in the ring, and stares down his forthcoming opponent as he warms up.
Zach Davis: First out we have Vincent Hewson. A former bounty hunter and political figure. I guess taking brides doesnt pay the bills anymore.
Freddy Whoa: Or sometimes you just wana crack a few skulls, legally.
Jack Lawson walks out with the hood of his vest covering his head, but his face is clearly visible. His sister Lilly Dawson is accompanying him. They stop at the top of the ramp and Jack looks at his surroundings while his sister looks at him with pride. Jack is slowly nodding his head in approval as he can't contain the adrenaline the crowd has injected into his spirit, but he maintains his war face. He leans down, pounds his chest and aggressively raises both of his arms to a cheerful crowd. He walks down to the ring with a purpose as his sister follows. He walks up the steps and jumps in over the top rope, aggressively running the ropes to prepare himself for battle. He stops to take off his vest, tosses it ringside to his sister and begins pacing, awaiting his opponent.
Zach Davis: Here comes Lawson, a former Marine.
Freddy Whoa: Got respect right there. And at six four, two fifty, this guy is going to get that respect.
"Simon Says" by Pharoahe Monch hits the PA as Simon Jacobs walks out from the back. He mocks the crowd as he walks down the ramp and enters the ring.
Zach Davis: And here comes the monster, Simon Davis. Just a huge man, Freddy.
Freddy Whoa: Big doesnt mean better, Zach.
The arena goes black and Hail to the king (by avenged sevenfold) plays over pa. a spot light lights up the center of the ring. Marc walks out from behind the curtain. he runs down the ramp while red pyros go off following him down. he slides under the ropes and warms up in the spotlight while he waits for his opponent.
Zach Davis: Here comes Mac Mayhem, the submission specialist.
Freddy Whoa: Hopefully we get to see some tap or snap action.
Hewson and Vincent go after each other, as to Mayhem and Jacobs. Its just a slugfest in the corners as both airs of men brawl back and forth around the ring.
Zach Davis: Jacobs taking control of Mayhem
Freddy Whoa: And Lawson is gaining the edge on Hewson.
Jacobs has Mayhem in the corner and is hitting shoulders to the mid section. He takes a wide swing but Mayhem side steps it and comes around Jacobs and hits a side belly to back suplex. Hewson starts to foght back, trying to fight out of the corner, he kicks Lawson in the gut and bounces of the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Clothesline from hell by Lawson, taking Hewsons head off.
Broken up by Mayhem!
Mayhem starts to stomp away at Lawson but Jacobs gets to his feet and peels Mayhem off. Mayhem goes to attack Jacobs but gets a spine buster for his troubles.
Lawson picks up Hewson and whips him into the ropes but its reversed!
Freddy Whoa: Hewson with that high impact stun gun type move.
Zach Davis: He's looking to capitalize on the situation.
Broken up by Jacobs.
Jacobs gets Hewson to his feet and rakes the eyes!
Freddy Whoa: Furious Phalanges!
Zach Davis: He has Hewson up for a powerbomb.
Here comes Mayhem with a chop block to the knee of Jacobs. Jacobs on one knee now and he still has Hewson on his shoulders. Mayhem hits the ropes and hits a dropkick! One foot for Hewson, the other to the back of Jacobs skull. Lawson gets to his feet and catches Hewson..
Zach Davis: Swinging sit down side slam!
Lawson gets up but is met with a kick to the gut.
Freddy Whoa: Gutwrench suplex!
Lawson kicks out!
Hewson gets to his feet and sneaks behind Mayhem, trying to lock in the reclining dragon sleeper but Mayhem fights out of it only to get a big boot by Jacobs. Jacobs sizes up Hewson and hits a running clothesline out the ring.
Zach Davis: And all four men are out. Jacobs put a little too much steam behind that clothesline and he went over the top rope too.
Freddy Whoa: You try and burry it home but sometimes you just go too deep.
Mayhem is back in the ring, as is Vincent Hewson. Mayhem runs at him..
Zach Davis: ROLLING KNEEBAR! He calls that his Tap or Snap!
After seveal moments Hewson doesn't have a choice and taps out!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Marc Mayhem gets a victory in his debut match!
The bell sounds as Mayhem gets his arm raised.
Zach Davis: I see great things in this man's future!
Zach Davis: Here we go with our second fatal four way tonight.
Freddy Whoa: Theres a lot of hard hitting guys in this match. It'll be a great match to see.
The lights in the arena go black. The only light is the words "It's time" written in neon green on the titantron. Disturbed "Criminal" starts to play as the entrance lights up green. Out walks Justin Cash who has his back to the crowd. After a few moments green fireworks explodes revealing a money symbol. The lights turn back on. Justin spins around and throws both hands to the sky and then saunters to the ring. As he is walking to the ring he is bad mouthing the fans. He climbs into the ring and walks to a corner post climbs it and raises both middle fingers to the crowd.
Zach Davis: Cash has been on outs as of late but no doubt that this kid has what it takes to be something special in this company
Freddy Whoa: If he gets a win in this match, hes well on his way to bigger and better things
Dr. Feelgood hits the speakers and as the main riff blasts through the arena, Doc, and Mary emerge on the stage. Looking around, he raises a fist in the air, the crowd cheering wildly as he then leads the way to the ring. Climbing up the steps, he holds the Ropes for Mary, who slinks lithely through. Doc steps trough the ropes and grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more cheers as Mary poses on him seductively.
Freddy Whoa: Doc is looking to bounce back from his loss last week and this is a great opportunity.
Zach Davis: Doc is one of those guys who can bounce from one match to the other with out being phased by a win or loss. Hes definitely something to contend with here.
The lights in the arena dim as Pyrotechnics explode along the runway and from the four corner posts. 'Orion' by Metallica begins playing over the jumbo-tron as Night Rider steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way towards the ring. A cold hatred burns in his eyes as he steps through the ropes and waits for his opponent.
Zach Davis: Like Doc, Night Rider is a guy who you always have to watch out for. He's very dangerous and pretty crazy. He's one of the hardest hitting guys in WCF and he commands a lot of respect.
Freddy Whoa: This is the match to command that kinda respect. Lets see what he can do.
“ Down and Out” By Tantric hits the PA system. Ryan Blake walks out onto the stage, soaking in the glories from the fans who meet him with mixed reaction. He makes his way down to the ring. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd.
Zach Davis: This is the second match in the return of Ryan Blake. Like everyone else in this match, he's looking to bounce back.
Freddy Whoa No shame in losing to Livewire. He's a tough dude.
Zach Davis: Blake is the most technical in this match and that could be an advantage.
Cash lunges across the ring and starts beating down Blake as Doc and Rider square off. Cash puts Blake into the corner and starts stomping mud wholes in him before turning towards Doc and Rider. Cash runs and spears Doc. Cash gets up but gets clotheslined by Rider who nearly takes his head off. Rider begins to kick Cash in the gut. Its not pretty but Rider lays in the boots real stiff. Henry gets to his feet and joins in stomping at Cash. Blake gets to his feet, running across the ring, jumping off the middle rope with a spring board drop kick to Doc. Blake lands on his feet and hits a step up enzugeri on Rider.
Zach Davis: Both Doc and Rider are out of the ring.
Blake taunts the crowd but that gives Cash enough time to get the roll up.
Blake pushres off and kicks out of the roll up as he and Cash get to their feet and lock up but Cash's size gives him the advantage. He whips Blake off the ropes and connects with a discus elbow. Doc and Rider hit the ring, double teaming Cash again but Cash battles back and holds his ground. Cash his a big boot to Rider and a scoop slam to Doc . Cash goes for a standing elbow drop but Doc rolls out of the way. Rider comes running up, leaping over Doc and hits a superman punch to Cash. Cash staggers back but as Rider goes to continue the assault he gets laid out.
Zach Davis: Cashed Out!
Doc Comes at Cash before he can make the cover
Freddy Whoa: Gamblers Hand, that Rock Bottom type move.
KICK OUT !
Cash gets the shoulder out.
Blake comes running up and skids into home plate, locking on a crippler cross face. Blake is screaming and over exaggerating the move because Ryan Blake is Ryan Blake. Doc struggles and finally makes it to the ropes. Rider comes up to Bake, booting him into the head. He peels Blake off of Doc and Body Presses him. Cash clips Rider in the knee and Blake is tossed to the out side but manages to grab the top rope and hang on. He leaps up onto the top rope and leaps off with a cross body.
Zach Davis: Uppercut by Cash!
Freddy Whoa: Spike DDT by Rider to Cash.
Broken up by Doc
Zach Davis: ON THE HOUSE!
Freddy Whoa: Doc got that bottle out from his boot.
Zach Davis: Jack Daniels kills bitches.
Doc with the pin
Zach Davis: Rider just gets the shoulder up.
Blake gets up and goes behind Doc and connects with a triple German suplex
Zach Davis: Ryan Blake! Ryan Blake! Ryan Blake!
Freddy Whoa: Relax, its just a German.
Zach Davis: But thats the name of the move.
Freddy Whoa: Conceded prick.
Cash gets to his feet and goes over to Rider rider, picking him up and a reverse death valley driver into a reverse DDT.
Zach Davis: The Heist!
Zach Davis: Broken up by Ryan Blake.
Doc takes Blake from behind and whips him into the corner and hits a running spear then sets him up in the corner
Freddy Whoa: Looks like Snake eyes is coming.
Doc Henry: I just rolled snakes eyes BITCH!
Cash comes up behind Doc and lifts him up for a back body drop slam as Rider runs up and hits the neck breaker, taking out Doc. Cash and Rider start to brawl and go over the top rope. Blake gets untangled in the ropes and climbs to the top turn buckle..
Zach Davis: Moonsault by Blake! He takes out Rider and Cash
Freddy Whoa: and Doc Henry is laid out in the middle of the ring.
Blake climbs back in and measures Henry as Henry gets to his feet. He runs at him and takes him down with a running STO. Cash enters the ring next and Blake runs at him..
Zach Davis: CAUSALITY! BLAKE HITS IT!
Blake pins Cash, hooking the leg.
Freddy Whoa: Ryan Blake is victorious once again!
Blake rolls away, getting his arm raised in the air.
Zach Davis: I can hardly believe it but yes indeed, Ryan Blake walks away with another victory.
As the match ends, the light start to flicker off and on. The lights go out, and the tron comes to life. On it, flashes of the city, and other places in the world appear. The sound of a horse whinnying in the background is all that is heard, and a hooded figure appears on the screen.
Zach Davis: Who in the hell is that?
Freddy Whoah: I don't know, but look at Night Rider's face.
Night Rider's eyes looks at the screen.
Figure: Forgive me for the interruption, but I think this has to be said... You have had a peaceful time in the WCF but once again true darkness returns. It has been far to long since Darkness has reigned! It is time for it to return, and all that can be said is the Death comes on gilded wings, and soon the Darkness will spread once more, just as it has before.
The screen soon changes to a fire burning brightly and a strange symbol appears.
The symbol soon bursts into flames on the screen, and the screen goes black once again.
Freddy Whoah: What in the hell was that?
Zach Davis: I don't know, but Night Rider looks like he saw a ghost.
We'll be back after this.
The scene fades in to Kaz Mazy getting ready in the roster locker room. Not making that Jay Price cheddar yet, so he can't afford his own locker room. You know how it is. He tapes his wrist up and slides a guard over it as the door flies open. Seth Lerch walks in, security guards in tow, looling around real shifty and sweaty.
Kaz Mazy: Hey boss! What can I do...
Seth Lerch hushes the youngster.
Seth Lerch: Can it! Look, tonight you have an important mission.
Kaz Mazy: To finally collect a championship, right?
Seth laughs. Something maniacal. A laugh that came straight from the pits of Hell.
Seth Lerch: You think I give a shit about that two bit belt? I can wake up, take a shit, and create a championship. In fact, I did. Corey Black is holding it right now.
Seth Laughs again as Kaz looks on in confusion.
Kaz Mazy: Then what is it?
Seth Lerch: You've been on a roll, right? Wrong! You're on the path I put you on! Jay Price had one thing right: This title shot was a gift. I want him to suffer. He'll be a champion over mine and your dead body. If you don't rip that belt from Price's hands...then you're going to have a whole new stack of problems kid. DONT. LET. ME. DOWN!
With that, Lerch whips around and leaves Kaz Mazy to his dilemma.
Freddy Whoa: ok! Zach, it's time for that scaffold match.
Zach Davis: Thats right! Johnny Reb "The Inveterate Confederate" goes one on one against the seven foot tall, four hundred pound goliath, The ultimate Destroyer.
Freddy Whoa: four hunn'it? Zach I still got time to call my bookie, right? Er- I mean my mama. I mean, I think shes gon in the hospit'l. Broken leg. Zach. I really need to call my moms.
Zach Davis: Well you go do that, bud. I got this on lock. Johnny Reb is no stranger to bigger opponents. He's no stranger to danger. Man is a future hall of fame member.
he runs down comes down to air raid/police sirens jumping up the ring bounces around. He climbs up the scaffolding and starts beating his chest like a man man. He can't wait to get a hold of Reb.
Zach Davis: Thats a scary man up there. I don't envy Reb . I don't even want to be here right now.
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As the he walks down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down, ready for the match to begin.
Reb starts to climb the scaffolding but Destroyer reaches down five to six rungs and yanks Reb up.
Zach Davis: This is one of the most dangerous matches in wrestling, folks. Ultimnate Destroyer is one of the most dangerous men. Reb might be in some trouble if he wasnt so smart. One thing about Reb is that he has amazing ring presence and psychology. Although, this is a scaffold and I don't know the going exchange rate between the two. Folks at home, if you have a God, please pray to him for Johnny Reb.
Destroy literally starts destroying Reb. Reb is getting the tar beaten out of him high up on that scaffolding and a big boot by the giant send Rebs over the edge of the railing on Rebs section of the structure. Reb hangs on. He could lose at any moment but Destroyer isnt about to let that happen so soon. He pulls Reb back up and over the rail only to try and smash Rebs head against it.
Zach Davis: Reb blocks the attack
Zach Davis: Reb smashes Destroyers head into the rail.
Reb takes a running leap onto the rail and jumps off it, catching a cable thats used to help keep the scaffold secure. Reb swings out on the rope; as he comes back he kicks Destroyer right in the face again. Reb leaps off the ropes and connects with an elbow drop.
Zach Davis: Theres not a whole lot of room up there to move so don't expect anything technical. Who am I kidding, this is WCF! We don't do that kinda thing here!
Crowd: Lets go Reb! Lets go Reb!
Reb unhooks the cable from the structure and wraps it around destroyers neck, choking him with it.
Zach Davis: Reb just landed with a sickening thud!
Destroyer picks up Reb y the body and body slams him then proceeds to choke him out with the cable. Reb fights back hitting Destroyer with elbows. A low blow is enough to get Destroyer to loosen his grip enough for Reb to escape the rope. Reb hits a knee smash and Destroyer drops to one knee. Reb takes the wire and ties it around the neck of Destroyer and drop kicks him off the scaffold.
Zach Davis: No! No! Turn the camera away! A man is being hung on Pay Per View!
The camera pans to Freddy Whoa is returning to his seat from making a phone call.
Freddy Whoa: Oh Lawdy Jam Willy, no!
Destroyers thick neck prevents it from snapping and his immense power allows him to grab hold of the structure to ease the tension on the cable. Destroyer reaches up, taking the cable off his neck before yanking on it, Sending Reb over the side, yet still hanging on the rope himself.
Freddy Whoa: Destroyer starts climbing the cable.
Zach Davis: He's going after Reb!
Reb scrambles to the top of the structure but Destroyer grabs his boot.
Zach Davis: There goes Rebs boot!
Freddy Whoa: But Reb made it back to the platform safely.
Destroyer grabs the edge of the platform as Reb stomps on his fingers, trying to get him to fall. Destroyer pokes his head up but hes booted. It dazes the big man who grabs Reb by the foot and flings him over.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Reb is clinging onto the leg of Destroyer!
Zach Davis: Destroyer could fall and they both lose or climb up with Reb on his leg and continue the match.
Reb gets up first like a rabid dog and starts hammering away with fists. He staggers Destroyer. Reb takes a few steps back and leaps Destroyer but gets a knee to the gut.
Zach Davis: Oh MY GAWD!
Freddy Whoa: What? Is it Bobby Cai-ru?
Zach Davis: Destroyer sets Reb up.. Og My God.. for a powerbomb!
Freddy Whoa: I think I need to call my mama again.
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy Shit!
Zach Davis: NO! Reb counter it! Reb hopped off Destroyers shoulder.
Freddy Whoa: Turn around!
Zach Davis: Wham! Super Kick!
Zach Davis: Ultimate destroyer has fallen off the scaffold! Johnny Reb has won!
Freddy Whoa: I think I need to check on my mama again...
Kyle Steel: The winner of this scaffold match... JOOHHNNYYY RRRREEBBB!!
Zach Davis: That last match was absolutely amazing!! So far, Helloween has been.... how would you describe it Freddy?
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!!
Zach Davis: Has anyone seen The Ultimate Destroyer since the previous scaffold match?
Freddy Whoa: No. I haven't. From what I've been told. NO ONE has seen The Ultimate Destroyer since the previous match.
Zach Davis: Speaking of scaffold matches. It looks as if the ring crew is adjusting the scaffolding, attaching multiple steel cables from the security of the beams of the XCel Energy Center.
Freddy Whoa: Unlike the previous scaffold match, this upcoming match will not be secured on the ground. The scaffolding will be hanging above the ring, which is surrounded by a steel cage.
Zach Davis: I'm being told that Hank Brown is backstage with one of the match participants. Take it away Hank Brown!!
The cameraview changes and two cameramen are backstage.
Hank Brown: Hank Brown here with a very special guest.... newcomer Ace Slaughter and his manager JJ Anderson.
The majority, of the crowd cheers as Ace Slaughter is seen on camera.
Hank Brown: JJ Anderson, what does Superstar Ace slaughter have in store for The Monster Oblivion?
JJ Anderson: Mr. Brown. I'm gonna make this very short and to the point. Apparently, this personal hatred between the two men go beyond professional wrestling. Tonight, both Oblivion and Ace slaughter will step into a very unusual structure a hanging scaffold inside a steel cage. Ace Slaughter already knows that this match is gonna be brutal, violent, and very bloody .And you know what he said to me. Wait!! Why should I speak for my man, Ace Slaughter can speak for himself.
Hank Brown: We, in WCF, seem as if we already know you, in a sick twisted kind of way.
"Superstar" Ace Slaughter: Hank Brown!!
The crowd: WHAT?!?
Ace Slaughter: HANK BROWN!!
The crowd: WHAT?!?
Ace Slaughter: Hank Brown!! I want everyone inside The XCel Energy Center and all those at hone to stand up!!! EVERYONE CLAP YOUR HANDS..... EVERYONE STOMP YOUR FEET... SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY!! EVERYBODY!! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAMMM!!
The XCel Energy Center ratttles as the crowd screams!!
Ace Slaughter: Hank Brown, it feels great to be here in Wrestling Championship Federation!! By now, everyone knows that Oblivion is a master manipulator!! He had everyone fooled, for years, that he convinced everyone that he was me. Everyone knows by now, the history Oblivion and myself have had, before we began our wrestling career. I have traveled all over this great planet and met great people, along my journey. I told WCF I fight for these people. I have more fight inside my body than Oblivion could ever dream of!! That monster will knock me down. But, I will be damned if he keep me down!! Oblivion knows what kind of man I am. By the end of this match, the WCF Galaxy will find out what man I am. I have come into WCF, for one reason and one reason only.
Hank Brown: What reason is that?
Slaughter walks up real close to the camera....
Ace Slaughter: TO ELIMINATE THE EXISTENCE OF THE MONSTER OBLIVION!! As of tonight...
The crowd: WHAT?!
Ace Slaughter: I said tonight...
The crowd: WHAT?!?
Ace Slaughter: I said by God.... as of tonight, it's the beginning of Monster hunting season. Before it's all said and done. I will have an Oblivion sized rug on my living room floor. Oblivion, you claim to be a monster, let's see how bad of a monster you truly can be.
Hank Brown: If you don't know Ace Slaughter, Oblivion has already been in a situation with a gentleman named Greenfever....
The crowd explodes with cheers. Ace Slaughter looks around.
Hank Brown: Oblivion face Greenfever inside a steel structure of the Hell in a Cell and won.
Ace Slaughter: I don't know about this Greenfever, but in my 15 years in this business I have been in some bizarre and dangerous match. Oblivion you are gonna bleed!! You are gonna scream!! You are gonna beg for mercy. We will fight, even before we get on that scaffolding. Then we will fight on that scaffolding, but just like what we saw before, you fall off the scaffold, you lose the match. NOT TONIGHT!! If you fall off the scaffolding, you still have to escape the cage. Oblivion go ahead and play mind-games, after this match-up it will be "Superstar" Ace Slaughter that will make The Monster scream out in pain, as you struggle bleeding profusely....
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! That's a very vivid visual!!
Ace Slaughter: That's right, Oblivion.... You can talk all that unnecessary garbage all you want!! But, for tonight....
The crowd hushes.
Ace Slaughter: But, for tonight, your ass belong to The Superstar!!
Zach Davis: What in the blue Hell?!
The cameraman pans the camera from a pair of mysterious pair of black boot. The cmaera goes up to the face....
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!
Zach Davis: OBLIVION!!
Oblivion is holding a steel chair. The Monster slams the chair down and grabs the mask of Ace Slaughter, screaming at him.
Oblivion: YOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AAAAAAAAACE SLAAAAAAAAAUGHTEEEEEEER!! YOUR ASS BETTER GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT!! YOU TALK ABOUT MAKING ME SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN. ARE YOU READY TO BLEED BUCKETS?! I DON'T THINK SO!!
Oblivion walks away. Hank Brown just stands there looking at Ace Slaughter. Scene fades out. New cameraview towards Zach Davis and Freddy Whoa.
Zach Davis: Don't know what The Superstar is gonna do, but the hanging scaffold cage match is.... NEEEEEEEXT!!
The screen shows mixed scenes of the upcoming matches in the pay per view. The Hellimination Match is being previewed.
Freddy Whoa: We have a lot more in store for everyone. Especially the Hellimination Match pitting Team ICE verses The Pack. But, now as we can see, as this crowd can also observe, the ring crew is taking away the side steel brace and the cross steel beams, of the scaffolding. The ring crew is also attaching several... SEVERAL steel cables from the steel beams in the ceiling, of the XCel Energy Center.
Zach Davis: As everyone can see there is a large steel ladder, attached to the hanging structure. That is how both competitors are getting on top of that hanging scaffolding...... WHAT!?!
As the crew hooks up the cable to the scaffolding....
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! IS THAT THE ULTIMATE DESTROY ON THE SCAFFOLDING?!?!
Zach Davis: What is he still doing up there? He climbed back up, why!?
Freddy Whoa: Why did WCF even approve two scaffold matches? The Ultimate Destroyer is insane!
The Ultimate Destroyer is looking freaked out, as the crew is attaching cables to the scaffolding. Now the scaffolding is now hanging, no more attached to steel beams.
The Ultimate Destroyer: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT NOW?!?!
The house lights begin to flicker.
Zach Davis: You know what this means!! I think it's Slaughter Time!!
Freddy Whoa: I'm really excited about this match!! But, what about The Ultimate Destroyer?! Why isn't anyone gonna get Ultimate Destroyer off that scaffolding?!
"Click... click.... boom" by Saliva begins to blare out from the Arena's speakers. The XCel Energy Center shakes from the thunderous cheers. J.J. Anderson strolls out...
Zach Davis: Well, there's J.J Anderson. You know what that means.
Freddy Whoa: "Superstar" Ace Slaughter should be walking out at any second. But, after that attack backstage, we don't know what condition Ace Slaughter gonna be in.
As J.J. Anderson makes his way off the entrance stage and down the entrance ramp, smiles and just points to the entrance stage. The crowd roars out as Ace Slaughter rushes out, with slight discomfort. Slaughter immediately turns to his left and goes to near the edge of the entrance ramp. Slaughter slightly squats down, as he points, to the cheering crowd, in several directions. Slaughter then stands up and charges to the other end, of the entrance stage and proceeds to point to the crowd.
Zach Davis: This... this REAL "Superstar" Ace Slaughter can sure excite a crowd.
With the crowd full of excitement, Ace Slaughter proceeds to start walking down the ramp, but stops. The Superstar kneels down on the ramp. Slaughter cups his hands around his mouth and screams out....
Ace Slaughter: RAGE...... RAGE..... RAGE..... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!
Zach Davis: Freddy, did you look inside the eyes of The Superstar?!
Freddy Whoa: I sure did!! I think that Oblivion is gonna have his hands full tonight!!
Despite cringing in pain, Ace slaughter has a slight bounce to his step. The crowd bounces to the music as they cheer for the "Superstar".
Kyle Steel: The following match is a hanging scaffold cage match. The winner, of the match, has to escape from the cage. Now, introducing first..... From Tampa, Florida.... weighing in at 285 pounds... this is The Superstar.... Ace Slaughter!!
The crowd: SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!!'
Slaughter points to the crowd, with every few steps slapping the hands of a nearby fan. J.J. Anderson is already in the ring. Anderson looking up and sees the cage slightly above the ring. He also points to the scaffolding also hanging above the ring. Slaughter continues to slightly strut and bounce and then eventually runs around the ring, until he gets to the ring steps. Slaughter enters the ring. The Superstar grabs the top rope and proceeds to shake it vigorously. Slaughter walks to a nearby corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, Ace Slaughter proceeds to pound his chest very fast as he roars out. As the lazers and strobe lights flash, the crowd continues to dance, Slaughter reaches the center, of the ring. Standing with legs slightly apart and bent Ace Slaughter throws his arms up and pyro explodes from each corner. J.J. Anderson stands next to Ace Slaughter, clapping his hands.
The referee tells J.J. Anderson to leave the ring. JJ Anderson gives Slaughter a few more instructions, before leaving the ring.
Zach Davis: Now, all we need is now The Monster Oblivion.
The house lights go out.
Freddy Whoa: Be careful what you ask for!!
Zach Davis: No kidding!!
Lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around a jam packed XCel Energy Center. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and some of the crowd is cheering. While, the rest, of the crowd are booing. "Breathe" by Prodigy begins to play. The bass like synth begin to blare out. 14 seconds later the drums come through...
BREATHE WITH ME!!
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 305 pounds, from the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche...... O-O-O-OBLI-I-IVI-I-I-I-O-O-O-O-NN-N-NN-N!!!
The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing a long with the music...
Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly slinks out. The music continues the blare out and rattled the arena.
Breathe the pressure
The cameraman gets real close, as Oblivion sneers at the camera. The Monster thrusts out IT's massive right arm, pushing the cameraman several feet away. The Monster slowly comes down to the ring. Strobe lights continue to flash. Then the XCel Energy Center slightly shakes, as the sound of thunder rumbles and mock lightning flashes. The majority, of the crowd, jump.
Come play my game
The music continues to thump out of the arena's speakers, as the addictive rhythm has the entire crowd in a trance and continues to dance along with the music. Lightning strikes the four corners, of the ring. The loud sounds makes everyone jump out of their seats, once again. Some, of the people are scared out of their minds. The lights flicker then... POP!! The strobe lights go out!!
The house lights come on, standing on the ringsteps, is Oblivion. Half the crowd is cheering, while the other half of the crowd is booing. The music fades out. A screeching sound echoes throughout the arena, as four lightning bolts strike each corner. Oblivion slowly enters the ring. Stanley Moser motions and the cage slowly drops.
Zach Davis: Now, these tow competitors have to get on top of the scaffolding.
Freddy Whoa: But, that will have to be on hold, as these two are wailing on one another!!
The crowd is already on their feet, as Ace Slaughter grabs Oblivion and whips IT into the ropes....
Zach Davis: Oblivion reverses the Irish whip and The Superstar bounces off the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion misses with a clothesline attempt.
Slaughter ducks and rushes towards the ropes and bounces off....
Zach Davis: SHOULDER BLOCK BY ACE SLAUGHTER!!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion is down!! Ace slaughter is on the attack.
Slaughter grabs the ring ropes and proceeds to stomp down on The Monster. Slaughter picks up The Monster...
Zach Davis: Slaughter has Oblivion by the back of his mask and rushes towards the ropes....
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! Oblivion bounces off the cage. These two STILL have to get on top of the scaffolding!!
Ace Slaughter grabs Oblivion....
Oblivion grabbed Slaughter by the front of his jean shorts and pulls him hard into the turnbuckles. Oblivion stands up
Oblivion grabs the top ringrope and stomps down on The Superstar.
Zach Davis: The Monster grabs The Superstar....
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion slams the head of Ace slaughter into the cage.... pure hatred in the heart of The Monster Oblivion as he rakes the head and face of his hated rival against the cage!! Again these two still have to get on the scaffold!!
Zach Davis: Yea and what about The Ultimate Destroyer, who is STILL on the scaffold.
Freddy Whoa: Zach... Zach I'm getting word. From the WCF Office of Seth Lerch. What ever happens to The Ultimate Destroyer is his own fault. That is why he wasn't ordered to leave the cage and off of the scaffolding.
Oblivion picks up Slaughter and whips him towards the ropes. Slaughter bounces off the ropes....
Zach Davis: QUICK RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!
The crowd: LET'S GO SLAUGHTER!! LET'S GO MONSTER!! LET'S GO SLAUGHTER!! LET'S GO MONSTER!!!
Oblivion slithers over to his opponent, as he grins an evil sneer. The Monster grabs for The Superstar...
Freddy Whoa: Ace slaughter grabbed Oblivion and pulled him into the cage. And now, it looks as if Ace Slaughter is dragging the head and face across the unforgiving cage wall.
Oblivion slowly begins to bleed.
Zach Davis: Legdrop!!
Zach Davis: Elbow drop!!
Freddy Whoa: Ace Slaughter bounces off the ropes
SHIMMY.... SHIMMY.... WHAM!!
Zach Davis: SHIMMY-SHIMMY SHAKE fist drop!!
Slaughter grabs for Oblivion....
Zach Davis: BLUE HAZE MIST into the eyes of Ace Slaughter!!
Ace Slaughter flails around as he screams out in pain. Oblivion rushes over to Ace Slaughter and digs his bloody and filthy dirty nails into the eyes of Slaughter.
Ace Slaughter: AHHHHH!! AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Oblivion rips his hands away from the eyes of Ace Slaughter. The Superstar stands up and stumbles around, swinging around in vain.
Zach Davis: Oblivion picks up Ace Slaughter in gorilla press....
Oblivion walks around with Ace Slaughter in the air....
Ace Slaughter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! A massive free fall backbreaker!! What an amazing move!!
Oblivion drags Slaughter near a corner.
Zach Davis: What does The Monster have in mind?!
Oblivion climbs up to the top turnbuckle. slaughter lying motionless.
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion flies off the top turnbuckle... LEGDROP!!!
The crowd: WHOA!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion missed!!!
Oblivion is lying on the mat in a broken mess. Ace Slaughter races over to the corner and too, he also climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: What is The Superstar gonna do now?!?!
Without wasting any time, he flies off the top turnbuckle...
Zach Davis: SUPERSTAR SPLASH!!
Slaughter immediately grabs for his ribs.
Freddy Whoa: Now, that backstage attack is NOW taking effects!!
The crowd freaks out as The Monster slowly moves and uses the ring ropes to stand.
Zach Davis: The Monster is leaning against the ring ropes!!
Freddy Whoa: Ace Slaughter is struggling to stand up, but he see Oblivion.
Ace Slaughter roars out and charges at Oblivion.....
Slaughter charges at Oblivion, who catches Slaughter and throws him face first into the cage wall. The Superstar lands in between the ringropes and the steel cage wall. Oblivion grabs the head of Ace slaughter and forces his face against the cage wall, scraping against it several times.
Zach Davis: WE HAVE BLOOD!!!
Oblivion slams the head of Ace Slaughter against the cage wall. Oblivion steps back then charges towards Ace slaughter.
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion charges towards a hurt Ace Slaughter
Slaughter slams a fist at the skull of The Monster. The Superstar grabs Oblivion....
Zach Davis: NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!!
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!! WHOA!! ACE SLAUGHTER JUST SUPLEXED OBLIVION INTO THE CAGE WALL!!
Both Oblivion AND Ace Slaughter are in between the ring ropes and the cage.
Zach Davis: Ace Slaughter grabs Oblivion and forces The Monster into the ring post.
Slaughter grabs Oblivion in a facelock.
Freddy Whoa: Slaughter runs while still on the ring apron.....
Slaughter leaps forward with a somersault and lands with a three-quarter facelock bulldog/jawbreaker.
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Zach Davis: SLAUGHTER DUSTER!!!
Slaughter grabs Oblivion and throws him back into the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Ace Slaughter, with the crowd completely behind him, points to the scaffolding.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time.... one Ace slaughter and Oblivion get to the top of the scaffold , once someone falls off all anyone has to do to win is escape the cage.
Freddy Whoa: What about The Ultimate Destroyer. He is still up on that scaffold.
Zach Davis: If anything happens to The Ultimate Destroyer, it's his own fault!!
Oblivion grabs Oblivion and drags him towards the scaffolding...
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion is not going peacefully, whacks The Superstar with a backfist to the mid-section of Ace Slaughter.
Oblivion grabs and picks up Slaughter....
Zach Davis: FALL AWAY SLAM!!
Oblivion gets to the corner and quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle....
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Freddy Whoa: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! A TWISTING SPLASH BY THE MONSTER!! HE IS GIVING EVERYTHING IT HAS TO PUT AWAY ACE SLAUGHTER SO HE CAN DRAG HIM TO THE SCAFFOLDING.
That's exactly what Oblivion does, he proceeds to drag Ace Slaughter by the arm towards the scaffolding ladder.
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion braces Ace slaughter against the steel heavy reinforced ladder.
Oblivion backs up and charges towards Ace Slaughter.....
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS AWESOME!! HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS AWESOME!! HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion just collided into that heavy steel ladder!!
Ace Slaughter backs away and charges towards Oblivion....
The crowd: YES!!! YES!!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
Freddy Whoa: SLAUGHTER SPLASH!!
Oblivion stumbles out and Slaughter grabs the arm of The Monster forcing Oblivion down on the mat. Slaughter ties Oblivion's legs in knots and yanks on the head of The Monster.
Zach Davis: SLAUGHTER STRETCH!!!!
Oblivion proceeds to scream out in horrific pain, while trying to reach out.
Freddy Whoa: There is no submissions in this match.
Zach Davis: Of course, Oblivion knows this!! He is administering extreme pain to his hated rival!!
Oblivion ducks his head and rolls forward and reverses the hold, both men stand up Slaughter charges towards Oblivion....
Freddy Whoa: IT'S CHECK OUT TIME SUPERKICK!!
Oblivion grabs Slaughter....
Zach Davis: Oblivion is slamming the head of Ace Slaughter's head against the steel ladder multiple times!!
Freddy Whoa: Ace Slaughter is bleeding profusely!!
Oblivion grabs Ace Slaughter...
Oblivion headbutts Ace slaughter several time opening the gash under the mask of Ace Slaughter.
Ace Slaughter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Slaughter grabs Oblivion and throws Oblivion into the steel ladder.
Zach Davis: This time it's Ace Slaughter slamming the skull against that damn steel ladder. Now, it's Oblivion that is bleeding profusely!!
The crowd begin to scream with cheers at a high pitch!!
Freddy Whoa: Ace slaughter is climbing up the ladder, holding onto the mas of Oblivion.
The Ultimate Destroyer is looking down at the climbing competitors.
The Ultimate Destroyer: DON'T COME UP HERE!! DON'T COME UP HERE!! I WILL DESTROYER BOTH OF YOU TWO!!
Both Oblivion and Ace Slaughter get half way up the ladder.
Zach Davis: Oblivion slams the head of Ace slaughter into the ladder!!
Freddy Whoa: Ace Slaughter slams the head of The Monster into the damn steel ladder!!
Both men are slowly climbing up the ladder.
Oblivion strikes Ace Slaughter....
The crowd: Whoooooooooooooooooooooaaaaa.....
....who almost falls off the ladder.
Ace Slaughter strikes Oblivion....
The crowd: Whoooooooooooooooooooooaaaaa.....
....who almost falls off the ladder.
Inch by inch both men climbs up the ladder to get to the scaffold....
The Ultimate Destroyer: GUESS WHO FELLAS?!?!
Oblivion and Ace Slaughter are standing on the scaffolding looking at one another then looking at The Ultimate Destroyer. Destroyer feeling momentum charges at both men.
Zach Davis: Is The Ultimate Destroyer insane?!
Freddy Whoa: He is attacking both men.
The Ultimate Destroyer punching, kicking, and striking Oblivion and Ace Slaughter.
Freddy Whoa: Ultimate Destroyer grabs the throat of Ace Slaughter.
Zach Davis: He's gonna choke slam Ace Slaughter to Hell!!
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Ultimate Destroyer turns around and grabs Oblivion....
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Freddy Whoa: The Ultimate Destroyer just powerbombed Oblivion!!
Zach Davis: Real easy!! Both men have been beating the Hell out of each other. Both are bleeding buckets!!
The Ultimate Destroyer celebrates, as the crowd cheers.
Zach Davis: The crowd cheers but it's not for Ultimate Destroyer.
Both Oblivion and Ace slaughter are standing. Ultimate Destroyer turns around....
Freddy Whoa: IT'S CHECK OUT TIME!!
Ultimate Destroyer spins around.....
The XCel Energy Center nearly explodes with cheers!!
Zach Davis: SLAUGHTER KNOCKER CUTTER!!!
Freddy Whoa: The Ultimate Destroyer had no right forcing himself in this match!! This was his fault!! He had no one else to blame but himself!!
Oblivion and Ace Slaughter both pick up The Ultimate Destroyer and toss him....
Zach Davis: See ya later Ultimate Destroyer!!
....Ultimate Destroyer falls off the scaffolding and lands hard on the ring mat below. Both Ace Slaughter and Oblivion looks down at the splattered Ultimate Destroyer then back at each other.
The crowd: YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!
Both Oblivion and Ace slaughter grab each other with their left hands and proceeds to....
Ace Slaughter and Oblivion proceed to viciously punch one another with complete hatred. While the two competitors clobber each other, the referee helps The Ultimate Destroyer out of the cage.
The crowd: THIS MATCH IS AWESOME!! THIS MATCH IS AWESOME!! THIS MATCH IS AWESOME!! THIS MATCH IS AWESOME!!
Zach Davis: Ace slaughter slams a boot into the gut of The Monster....
Freddy Whoa: SLAUGHTER DUSTER!!!
Zach Davis: It's pure hatred that is the fuel, for the match!!
Ace Slaughter quickly walks over to Oblivion....
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion jams his fingers into the throat of The Superstar!!
Oblivion creeps behind Ace Slaughter....
Zach Davis: FULL NELSON!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! OBI-BOMB!! A seated full nelson seated bomb!!
Zach Davis: That monster nearly broke Ace Slaughter in half!! OH NO!! HELL NO!! HE HAS A GRIP OF THE SUPERSTAR!!
Oblivion has Slaughter on his shoulder....
Freddy Whoa: NO!!! NO!!!
Ace Slaughter slips out off of Oblivion's shoulders and picks up Oblivion. The Superstar proceeds to run as Ace Slaughter holds Oblivion on his right shoulder....
Zach Davis: SUPERSTAR SLAM!!
Slaughter ran and nailed Oblivion with an Oklahoma slam.
Freddy Whoa: Ace Slaughter quickly stands up. With all this action on this hanging scaffold, it has been swinging back and forth.
Slaughter waits and watches Oblivion struggle to stand up....
Immediately Ace Slaughter stands tall and proud as he holds out his arms....
The crowd: SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!!
Zach Davis: SLAUGHTER KNOCKER!!
This time it is Ace Slaughter that slithers over to Oblivion, picking him up, standing up The Monster and ceremoniously pushing Oblivion off the scaffolding with just one finger.....
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
The Superstar stand near the edge and looks down at a fallen Oblivion, before....
Zach Davis: NO!!! NO!! DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DO THIS!! JUST CLIMB DOWN FROM THE SCAFFOLD SLAUGHTER!!
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Zach Davis: THE SUPERSTAR PRESS!!!
Ace Slaughter rolls around grabbing his ribs!!
Freddy Whoa: Aw man, that's right. Oblivion attacked Ace slaughter before the match, backstage.
With courage and complete intestinal fortitude, Slaughter crawls to the cage door, yelling at the cage door attendees.
Ace Slaughter: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!
Oblivion sits up.
Zach Davis: WHAT?!?!?!
Freddy Whoa: HOW IN THE HELL DID OBLIVION GET UP.
As Ace Slaughter slowly crawling to the cage door, not realizing that Oblivion is moving.
Zach Davis: NO!!! NO!!! NO!! SLAUGHTER HAD THIS MATCH WON!!!
Ace Slaughter kicks the face of Oblivion, eventually pushing The Monster away. Ace Slaughter slowly leaves the cage and collapses on the steel step, touching the ringside mats....
Zach Davis: He has done it!! He has done it!! Ace Slaughter has defeated The Monster Oblivion!!
Kyle Steel: The winner, of the match.... "SUPERSTAR" ACE SLAUGHTER!!!
Zach Davis: oh my God, what an upset. the newcomer "Superstar" Ace Slaughter just defeated The Monster Oblivion.
Freddy Whoa: Everyone expected and I mean EVERYONE expected that The Monster Oblivion was gonna defeat Ace Slaughter. We were all under estimating the talents of The Superstar!!
Ace Slaughter stands up, as the crowd cheers.
The crowd: SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!! SLAUGHTER!!
Zach Davis: Are you starting to believe in Slaughterhysteria yet, Freddy?!
Freddy Whoa: Not quite yet, but I'm warming up to it!!
The crowd begins to get loud, as some of the nearby fans scream out....
Nearby fans: WATCH OUT SLAUGHTER!!!
Oblivion nails The Superstar with a double sledgehammer fist to the back of Slaughter.
Freddy Whoa: We all know that The Monster wasn't gonna take this loss lightly!!
Blood drips everywhere as Oblivion grabs Slaughter....
The Monster flings Slaughter up to the side of the cage.
Zach Davis: The Monster just tossed Ace Slaughter into the side of that damn cage!! Why hasn't the cage been rose up yet?! WHY?!
Slaughter flails off the side of the cage. Oblivion roars out an evil, almost demonic wail as he grabs Slaughter who tries to nail Oblivion in the gut with a back elbow, but Oblivion just digs his nast, flithy bloody fingernails into the eyes of Slaughter.
Ace Slaughter: AHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!
Oblivion literally drags Slaughter up the steel steps and slams the masked face of Ace slaughter into the side of the cage.
Zach Davis: Slaughter's mask is ripping and The Superstar's head is being lacerated.
Oblivion is actually digging the head of Slaughter into the barbs, of the cage. The Monster lets go of Slaughter, who just falls to the ringside area. Oblivion drops down next to him and grabs for the camera cable, wrapping it several times around the neck of Slaughter.
Freddy Whoa: Someone needs to stop Oblivion!!!
The Monster proceeds to just drag Slaughter around the ring by the cable. Slaughter is choking, gagging almost turning a light shade of red, as the cable tightens around The Superstar's neck.
Zach Davis: Finally!! Someone had the sense to raise up the cage, so this lunatic... this madman can no longer do irreversible damage to Ace Slaughter!!
Oblivion props up Slaughter onto the ring apron, wrapping the cable around the top ring rope, as Ace Slaughter begins to hang by the cable.
Freddy Whoa: Slaughter is not able to touch the ringside mats. ACE SLAUGHTER IS CHOKING!! SOMEONE STOP THIS!!
Several "ring side security" come running and Oblivion just annihilates everyone of them!! Oblivion proceeds to look under the ring.
Zach Davis: OH....... MY...... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!
Oblivion pulls out a barbed wire covered sledgehammer....
Ace Slaughter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Freddy Whoa: OH MY GOD!! This is simple torture!!! Plain and simple and we all are just sitting by just watching this!! Ace Slaughter doesn't deserve this!!
Oblivion jams the barbed sledgehammer into the torn masked skull of Slaughter. Oblivion just laughs, almost jumping for glee, pointing, humiliating Ace Slaughter.
Zach Davis: THIS IS SICK!! AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! WHAT A DAMN SHAME!! NO ONE!! NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON IS COPMING OUT TO HELP ACE SLAUGHTER!!
Oblivion points at the crowd.
Oblivion: YOU MADE ME DO THIS!! YOU ALL DID!!
Oblivion dips down and looks under the ring and pulls out....
Zach Davis: NO!!! NO!! THIS HAS GONE ON FAR ENOUGH!!! OH MY GOD!! IS THAT WHAT I THINK THAT IS?!?!
Freddy Whoa: I agree!!! WE NEED THE REAL SECURITY OUT HERE!! SETH LERCH GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!! NOW!!! SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADMAN!!
Oblivion pulls out a car battery with battery cables. Slaughter is almost unconscious, but can see what Oblivion, who is grinning, has in his hands. Oblivion attaches the red clamp to the front of Slaughter's shorts, near the testicles of Ace Slaughter.
Zach Davis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
The Monster attaches the red clamp on the battery.
Freddy Whoa: Someone stop this!! No one deserves this!! NO ONE!! This is not right!!!
Oblivion attaches the black clamp on the shorts of Ace Slaughter.
Zach Davis: If The Monster, that damn psycho attaches or even touches that other black clamp on the battery.... we will....
Zach cannot finish the sentence.
Freddy Whoa: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE!! THIS IS NOT WRESTLING!! THIS IS A PUBLIC DISPLAY OF TORTURE!!
Freddy Whoa stands up and screams at Oblivion, off mic.
Freddy Whoa: WE GET IT!! YOU'RE THE BIG BAD MONSTER!! DON'T DO IT!! WE BEG YOU!! WE ALL BEG YOU!! DON'T DO THIS TO ACE SLAUGHTER!!
Oblivion just flips off Zach and Freddy as he quickly and cautiously taps the black cable against the cable bolt...
Ace Slaughter convulses, as Oblivion laughs hysterically.
Oblivion: ACE SLAUGHTER IS NOW A CRISPY CRITTER!!! CRISPY CRITTER!! CRISPY CRITTER!!
Zach Davis: Holy shit!!
Freddy Whoa: ZACH!! YOU'RE NOT ALOUD TO CURSE!!
Zach Davis: Screw this!! Oblivion is just torturing Ace slaughter because he couldn't deal with losing to Ace Slaughter?!
Oblivion grabs for a metal chair and proceeds to slam the chair over and over and OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!
Freddy Whoa: THAT DAMN CHAIR IS BENT AND THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE!! HELL, BLOOD IS EVEN DRIPPING OFF THAT CHAIR!!
The XCel Energy Center roars out cheers as JJ Anderson comes running down the aisle.
Zach Davis: Finally help is coming for Ace Slaughter!!
Anderson stops near the end of the entrance ramp.
Freddy Whoa: What is JJ Anderson doing?
Anderson stops looks at the ring, then looks up the ramp waving his arms. The crowd roars out.
Zach Davis: HOLY SMOKES!!!
Several wrestlers and the real WCF Security come running down. they charge at Oblivion who backs away, holding up his arms, as JJ Anderson enters the ring and unties Ace slaughter who just collapses down to the ring side area.
Freddy Whoa: WCF Security and local St. Paul police are approaching The Monster.
WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion is attacking the security and the police!!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion just got tazed by the police!!
Zach Davis: They are kicking him over!!
Freddy Whoa: Holy smokes!! THEY ARE HANDCUFFING THE MONSTER!!
The WCF Security and the St. Paul Police Department officers are leading Oblivion up the entrance ramp.
Zach Davis: I think they are actually arresting Oblivion!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA.
The crowd: Nah-nah-nah-nah. NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH!! HEY-HEY-HEY GOODBYYYYYYYYYYE!!! Nah-nah-nah-nah. NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH!! HEY-HEY-HEY GOODBYYYYYYYYYYE!!!
The paramedics are checking on Ace Slaughter. The Superstar is being treated for several things. He has severs burns marks and nasty heavy lacerations on his entire body.
Zach Davis: What a crazy incident. "Superstar" Ace Slaughter defeats The Monster Oblivion in an exiting, but very violent match-up. But, it was just as Oblivion said.... HE GOT THE VERY LAST LAUGH!!
Freddy Whoa: But, it is the WCF Galaxy who got the last laugh.... THE MONSTER OBLIVION JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT ON A POLICE OFFICER. THEY HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO USE EXTREME FORCE.
Zach Davis: We will give you updates on Ace Slaughter next week on Slam. Oblivion might get bail or not. We are not sure. But, we will be sure to keep everyone updated on all current events.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCF Internet Title!
"To Be The Best" by Tenacious D begins to blare throughout the arena as "The Crazy One" Kaz Mazy leaps out from behind the curtain and begins dancing on the stage to his entrance music, Sophia trailing a few paces behind him.
To be the best, you gotta pass the test
This continues for several seconds before Kaz runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to a large pop from the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from The Poondocks, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds..."THE CRAZY ONE" KAZ MAZY!
He continues to dance in the ring to an even louder pop from the crowd. He flourishes against the rope before awaiting his opponent.
Kyle Steel: And his opponent...
All of the lights in the arena drop as "Explosia" by Gojira kicks in over the arena speakers. When the vocals kick in, pyro explodes from the stage and from around the jumbotron as it fires to life with a video montage of all of Price's greatest moments. A spotlight comes on and shines on the stage. Seconds turn to minutes as nobody comes out.
Zach Davis: Uh, where's Price?
Freddy Whoa: Drunk?
Zach Davis: I said where is he, not what is he.
Freddy Whoa: Drunk...somewhere?
Zach Davis: Fair enough. But seriously, where is-
Zach is cut off as the jumbotron pops on. We see an already bloodied Jayson Price being held in a choke hold from behind by the large masked man we saw last week as the smaller masked man punches him in the ribs. Price takes repeated blows to the ribs as he continues to be choked.
Freddy Whoa: Again? Who are these guys and what is all of this?
The smaller man points to the wall and the big guy releases the choke hold before slamming Price face first into the concrete. He does it a second and third time before the smaller guy spins him around and connects with a superkick to the jaw. Price hits the ground as the two masked men high five each other. We hear footsteps and the camera swings to see security and officials running to the scene. The masked men take off in the other direction as security chases them. The officials stop to check on Price, helping him to his feet.
Zach Davis: Well what the hell are we supposed to do now? We have a title match that's supposed to be going on.
Freddy Whoa: I'm not sure Zach. I mean, maybe we can switch things around. Seth could push the match back to later tonight or-
As Freddy mentions Seth by name, the owner of WCF appears on the screen backstage, walking up to Price as he's being helped up.
Seth Lerch: Jumped by "masked men" huh? Well if that isn't the lamest excuse I've ever heard from someone trying to get out of a match.
The crowd boos.
Seth Lerch: No, I'm not falling for that one Price. You aren't getting out of this match, no matter how badly you want out of it. You either get out there for your match or I'm going to strip you of the belt and put it on Kaz Mazy. There's no reason I should deny such a talented up and comer a belt that he's earned.
More boos. Seth lets out a laugh and walks off as Price tries to take a swing at him but nearly falls over.
Jayson Price: Get me to that ring.
Official: But you-
Jayson Price: GET ME TO THAT RING!
An official gets under either arm of Price and half drag, half carry him down the hall toward the curtain. They step out onto the stage and lead him down the ramp, still trying to talk him out of it. Mazy is in the ring, running the ropes to stay loose as the referee seems leery to let this happen. The officials stop at ringside and let Price grab hold of the bottom rope before letting him go. It takes a bit of time, but Price manages to roll himself up onto the apron and under the bottom rope before sitting up. The referee checks to see if he wants to do this and Price gives him the finger. The referee sends Mazy to his corner and keeps him there as Price crawls to his corner and pulls himself up using the turnbuckles and ropes. The referee finally calls for the bell.
[DING! DING! DING!]
Kaz Mazy sprints across the ring and launches himself into the air, crashing into Price with a splash in the corner. Price drops to the mat in a seated position and Mazy catches him with a knee to the face that knocks him down. Mazy now leaping straight up to the top rope before jumping off with a double foot stomp to the back of Price. Price clutches his back but Mazy flips him over for the pin attempt.
The referee can't reach two before Price's shoulder pops up off of the mat. Mazy not letting Price try and get up as he gets up to his feet and kicks Price in the ribs, flipping him onto his stomach. Mazy now leaping up into the air and connecting with a double foot stomp to the back again. Price left holding his back as Mazy runs across the ring, hits the ropes and comes back with a low dropkick to the side of the ribs. Mazy now pulling Price up to his feet before pulling him in for a suplex. Mazy goes for it but Price blocks it. Mazy again tries but Price blocks it before trying for a suplex of his own. He gets Mazy up but Mazy wiggles free and drops down behind him. Mazy with the schoolboy pin.
Price again gets the shoulder up, this time at two and a half.
Freddy Whoa: Kaz Mazy has just been all over Jayson Price from the second the bell sounded. He's taken full advantage of the weakened champion.
Zach Davis: Well good for him. He didn't ask anyone to beat up Price, he came out here fully expecting a match. Is he supposed to take it easy on Price because he's banged up?
Freddy Whoa: I never said that!
Zach Davis: Well it isn't what you said, it's how you said it.
Freddy Whoa: Now you sound like my ex.
Mazy stalking Price as he tries to get up to his feet. Price finally up and Mazy hits the ropes before charging him. Mazy leaps up and gets Price around the head looking for a tornado DDT but Price counters it and sends Mazy flopping chest first onto the mat. Price not too steady on his feet as Mazy makes his way back upright. Price tries a rolling elbow but Mazy ducks it. Mazy grabs him from behind and tries for a release German suplex but Price ends up on his feet somehow. Mazy back up and Price gets him from behind and hits a German of his own. Price with the bridge.
Mazy with the kickout at one and a half.
Zach Davis: What action!
Freddy Whoa: What generic commentary!
Zach Davis: What?
Freddy Whoa: I didn't say anything. Must have been some feedback from the Spanish announce table.
Mazy trying to get back up to his feet but Price slows him down by slapping on a sleeper hold.
Freddy Whoa: Sound strategy by the champion here. Keep the high flyer grounded with a submission hold, away from the ropes and the turnbuckles.
Price using the height advantage he has to lift Mazy up off his feet, adding pressure to the hold. Mazy thrashing about, trying to slap and kick his way out of the sleeper, but Price holds on tight. The referee moves in to check on Mazy when Price decides to end it by swinging Mazy forward and slamming him to the mat with a sleeper slam. Mazy's hands go to his back as Price takes a step back and watches him try to get up. Price stalking Mazy as he pushes himself to his feet before spinning him around and going for the Downfall. Mazy blocks it and shoves Price into the ropes. Price comes back and Mazy leaps into the air, trying for a hurricanrana. Price catches him on his shoulders before lifting him up and dropping him back down to his feet. Mazy lands awkwardly and Price catches him with a superkick.
Zach Davis: Price Check!
Price drops down on top of Mazy for the pin attempt.
Zach Davis: KICKOUT!
Freddy Davis: WHOA!
Price sits up, a bit surprised as he looks to the referee. The referee shows him two fingers and Price shakes his head in disbelief. Price now up to his feet and he pulls Mazy up with him. Price pulls him in and signals for the Pricebuster.
Zach Davis: This would do it!
Price goes to lift Mazy up but Mazy catches Price in the face with a knee. Mazy dropped back down to the mat and he immediately leaps back up and catches Price with a hurricanrana. Mazy with the pin attempt.
Freddy Davis: KICKOUT!
Zach Davis: Holy hell! How is this one going to end?
Mazy again hooks the leg.
Zach Davis: Another kickout!
Mazy up to his feet and he's heading straight for the corner.
Freddy Whoa: Well you asked how this was going to end, I guess we know now.
Mazy climbs up to the top rope and positions himself on the turnbuckle. He leaps off with a front flip looking for the Cold Sun.
Freddy Whoa: This is it!
But from out of nowhere Price gets up and catches him mid-air with the Downfall!
Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT!
The crowd pops for the move as Price covers Mazy.
Zach Davis: And Price retains!
"Explosia" by Gojira kicks in over the arena speakers as the referee helps Price to his feet. An official runs out from the back with the Internet Title that got left behind during the attack earlier. The official hands the belt to Price and then leaves the ring as Price raises it into the air.
Zach Davis: A vicious backstage assault be damned, Jayson Price was not going to let Kaz Mazy take his belt from him.
Freddy Whoa: But let's not put down what Mazy did here tonight. After a lengthy Twitter war between these two, Mazy proved that he can hang with yet another former World Champion. This guy has a bright future here.
Mazy rolls out of the ring as Price again lifts the belt into the air in celebration.
Zach Davis: IF there is one match you've waited for, this is it. Logan verse Corey Black in a Rope of Treachery match.
Freddy Whoa: What exactly is this match?
Zach Davis: Glad you asked. Both Logan and CD will be tied together at the wrists by a six foot strand of barbed wire that has hotdog links attached. See that above the ring? The machete. Grab it, use it to cut the hotdogs and presumably the barbed wire and do whatever you want to your opponent.
Freddy Whoa: Sounds complicated.
Zach Davis: Freddy, welcome to WCF.
Freddy Whoa: But incredibly awesome.
Zach Davis: Ladies and Gentleman, our match starts now.
The slow march of a drum roll hits the speakers carrying into "Treachery" by Bleach. Logan slowly steps out onto the entrance ramp to a chorus of boos. He stands at the top of the ramp, slowing looking around at the masses of garbage booing him. He's wearing his signature attire, with a black leather sleeveless vest over it. Logan begins walking down the ramp, taking his time, every now and then pointing out to a member of the audience and talking trash to them. Logan hits ringside, climbing the ring steps, and getting inside the ring stepping through the middle rope. Logan climbs the nearest turnbuckle, gazes around at all the stupid WCF fans booing at him, and he raises his arm up into the air. After a moment, Logan finally steps down, taking off his vest and throwing it to the outside, and then paces the ring while the music fades.
Zach Davis: Take a good look at Logan, he might never be the same again after this match.
Freddy Whoa: All the crazies in WCF and Logan is right there on top of that pile
"Pursuit of Honor" by Battlecross begins, with the melodic guitar flowing through the arena, getting the crowd pumped up. As this goes on, the lights fade to nothing until "Push Pull Destroy" also by Battlecross kicks in, where red and white lights circle throughout the arena. Once the thrash blast beat hits, a spotlight illuminates the stage and there stands Corey Black wearing the old Creeping Death face paint! He's wearing a black hoodie over his ring gear. The lights continue as Corey walks down to the ring, bobbing his head to the music. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope, stands to his feet and throws up the devil horns before taking the hoodie off and dropping it to the floor. He then poses with his right arm up and bent slightly almost in a vertical flex, left hand on his elbow.
Zach Davis: Then there is this man, Corey Black. Hall of Fame inductee. King of ALL Wrestlers. If you have a death wish in WCF, you start a fight with this man.
Freddy Whoa: Don't let that Cruiserweight title fool you, folks. CD is as tough as they come. And it seems like he's unleashed Creeping Death! Whoa!
The ref brings both men together in the middle of the ring. He has that six foot length of barbed wire and hot dogs in his hands. He secures Logan, then CD. The two wrestlers are already bleeding from the wrist thanks to the barbed wire. He checks them to make sure there is no escape as he calls for the bell.
CD goes right after Logan like a rabid dog. He hammers away with right hands. Logan fires back with lefts. CD yanks on the rope as Logan staggers forward
Logan eats an elbow.
One more for good measure.
Zach Davis: CD is the king of elbows!
CD hits a bridging suplex. Logan tries to roll out of the ring but CD yanks him forward again before hitting a front drop kick under the bottom rope. Logan staggers away from the ring, dragging CD with him. Logan turns around and eats a super kick. CD comes at Logan but Logan lifts him up onto his shoulders and runs towards the ring post, driving CD's spine into the steel post. He goes to do it again but CD drags his forearm across Logan's head, cutting as he goes with the barbed wire! Logan drops CD and CD moves into position - Logan's up on his shoulders!
Zach Davis: On the floor?!
CD shakes his head drops Logan right on his, Burning Hammer! Logan slumps over onto his stomach, not really moving at all. CD grabs him by the head and rolls him into the ring, then retrieves a ladder from under the ring. The crowd is cheering but CD looks dejected, almost disgusted. He puts the ladder under the bottom rope and slides in after it. The ladder is set up under the machete hanging above the ring, and finally Logan is stirring a bit. Enough to get to a knee, anyway. CD grabs Logan's hair, pulls him to a standing base, pushes him against the ropes and comes leaping forward with a knee strike to the face! Logan once again crumbles to the mat.
Freddy Whoa: This sure is a display of someone imposing their will.
CD turns to the ladder and begins climbing, using the barbed wire to drag Logan up as he goes. Rung by rung, CD yanks the wire digging into Logan's skin and making him climb up to avoid being stabbed more. With the crowd cheering CD reaches up and retrieves the machete.
Zach Davis: Corey Black, well Creeping Death rather, has a machete in his hand and a dazed Logan standing below him on a ladder. Kids, look away.
Instead of doing anything crazy, CD exhales, shakes his head once again and chops at the hotdogs. The processed meat falls down to the ring and mercifully, the match is over. The crowd goes from confused to almost silent as CD climbs down and simply pushes Logan down the ladder as well.
Freddy Whoa: Well, CD is the winner, but it looks like he's not excited about the victory. He was vicious until it appeared as if Logan was out of it, then he simply won the match without dealing any more damage. Very peculiar.
The ref unhooks CD's wrist and he just leaves, heading up the ramp while shaking his head.
Never Gonna Stop hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. Rob Zombie Vocals smash the speakers as the spot light is shown ZMAC whose stand out in the middle section of the area. He begins to walk down towards the ring then gets body surfed down to the crowd barrier. He hops the barrier and slides into the ring. The Honey Badger has arrived.
Zach Davis: The Coked Up Mad Man is here! ZMac and the Vapor Kings as a whole have been having a great couple of months, Freddy.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah, Zach. Third Internet title, US title and now the tag titles with Steve Orbit. Gravedigger is possibly looking at a short title reign here if Zombie McMorris continues to ride his wave of success as of late.
The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so before "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. A spotlight hits the entranceway and out from the back walks Gravedigger, escorted by Adrian and JJ.
The crowd boos heavily and the trio stops on top of the ramp as Gravedigger looks around smiling, the TV crown on his head. The trio then walks down the ramp and over to the ring steps. Adrian walks over to the side of the ring, reaches up and pulls himself up onto the apron with one of the ropes and then climbs into the ring. Gravedigger climbs the steps first and turns to JJ, pulling up the middle rope and stepping down on the bottom one, as she steps through the gap into the ring.
Gravedigger steps through the top and middle rope and walks over to one of the turnbuckles and stands on the middle pad and smirks out at the crowd as they rain boos down upon him.
He finally hops down as the lights come back up. ZMac sneers across the ring at Gravedigger who returns the look. The referee walks over and takes the TV crown from Gravedigger, walks back to the center and holds it up in the air, indicating that it is up for grabs in this match.
Freddy Whoa: I can tell you right now that this match isn’t pretty. Both of these men are on a roll as of late. Both are vicious brawlers who do what it takes to win.
Zach Davis: You gotta wonder how much of a factor that MS-13 will be in this match. Only Adrian is at ring side, but there’s always the chance of a member or two of the gang waiting in the wings backstage or out in the crowd.
The referee walks over and hands the crowd to a ringside attendant, Gravedigger’s eyes on the crown. The referee walks back to the middle and signals for the bell to start this match. Gravedigger and ZMac approach each other in the center of the ring. They both start running off at the mouth at each other, their faces just inches apart. ZMac finally says something and grabs his crotch, likely making a remark about Digger’s departed sister. This is obviously the case as Gravedigger gets enraged and immediately starts nailing ZMac with lefts and rights, ZMac follows suit and both men are laying into each other.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! What a start! There’s no technique between these two and there’s no clear advantage unlike most of their opponents. Both men are 6 foot 6 and ZMac only outweighs Gravedigger by a mere 2 pounds.
Both men are still wailing on each other, but ZMac finally takes the advantage with a thumb to the eye. The referee threatens to DQ ZMac if he does it again but the Honey Badger doesn’t care and ignores the referee as he backs Digger into the ropes and sends him across the ring. Digger bounces off the opposite site and comes back, floored by a dropkick. Digger quickly gets to his feet and ZMac is on top of him already with boots. He floors Gravedigger again with a snap suplex and pounces on him before he can get up and starts hitting him with rights. Digger manages to get away as he rolls out of the ring to collect himself.
ZMac follows him outside talking trash to him. Adrian comes around the ringpost but ZMac spots him and starts running his mouth at him. ZMac follows Gravedigger who was waiting on him and hits McMorris with a back elbow, catching him off guard. Digger kicks him in the midsection and then grabs his head and slams it on the apron on the outside. The referee is starting the count out, but both men ignore him. Gravedigger starts hammering on ZMac who stops the assault with a punch to the throat. The referee doesn’t see it with how they were turned. ZMac whips Digger into the railing, causing him to arch his back as he yells out.
ZMac charges at him and nails him with a big boot, sending him into the crowd. ZMac follows despite a high count from the referee. Adrian climbs onto the apron to distract the referee from counting them out as ZMac and Digger start brawling in the crowd.
Zach Davis: Jeez! This match has been going on for a couple of minutes now but they only spent less than 30 seconds in the ring!
Freddy Whoa: Yeah, Zach this is going to get out of control if they don’t get back in the ring soon.
ZMac manages to get Gravedigger down and he grabs a chair from a fan who he shoves off of it. He folds up the chair and goes to hit Digger with it who manages to low blow him. JJ is nearby yelling at Digger to get back in the ring. Digger grabs ZMac and smashes his head on the guardrail before dumping him back ringside, then climbing over the rail himself. He picks up ZMac who nails him in the gut, but Digger still has a hold of him by the dreads and rolls him back into the ring. Digger rolls in under the bottom rope and stomps away at ZMac who ends up on his feet after a couple of stomps. Both men lock up and Digger irish whips ZMac across the ring. Digger drops him with a big boot as he comes back. Digger picks ZMac up and whips him across the ring once more and shows off his power by catching him and powerslamming him in the center. ZMac is picked up once more and sent into the nearby turnbuckle. Gravedigger causes the crowd to yell WOOO repeatedly as he chops ZMac across the chest. ZMac stumbles out on the fourth one and Digger grabs him from behind, bulldogging the Honey Badger to the mat.
Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger looks to be in control for the time being.
Gravedigger grabs the leg of ZMac and applies a half Boston crab. The referee checks on ZMac who is shaking his head no at the thought of giving up. He pulls himself and Gravedigger over to the nearby ropes and causes the ref to make Gravedigger break the hold. Digger stomps on ZMac’s left hand as he goes to get up. He then stomps on his other hand but finally lets him get up. Digger whips ZMac across the ring and catches him in the center, planting him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Digger picks ZMack up and looks to hit the Respecto, but Zombie elbows his way out of it and whips Digger across the ring. Gravedigger reverses the irish whip and Zombie runs right into a Grave Marker!!
Zach Davis: Oh wow! Grave Marker out of nowhere! Digger’s signature move and he’s going for the first pin of this match.
Freddy Whoa: Zombie McMorris isn’t ready to go out of this match anytime soon.
Zombie McMorris starts getting up, but Gravedigger catches him and floors him with a Russian legsweep. He grabs Zombie and sits on his back with a camel clutch, trying to wear down Zombie McMorris. The referee checks on Zombie who is fighting the move. He’s trying to pull both men to the ropes, but Gravedigger’s positioning is better this time as well as his application of the move. They’re not really going anywhere. Zombie yells out as he starts trying to stand up with Digger on his back. Digger lets go of the hold with one arm and starts clubbing ZMac in the back of the head until he collapses and Digger reapplies the hold, pulling as much as he can on ZMac’s neck.
Zach Davis: Even if ZMac can last long enough to get out of this hold, his neck is going to be worn down to be easy pickings for a Gringo Stretcher or Death Driver.
Zombie McMorris starts slowly fading and his arms go limp. The referee goes and checks on ZMac. He lifts the arm once and it falls down. He lifts it twice and it falls once more. He goes to lift it a third time but ZMac comes back to life just in time and the arm is shaking. He’s fighting the hold and slowly standing up with Digger on his back.
Freddy Whoa: What strength from ZMac! Digger is no small man!
Zach Davis: Must be the strength from a pre-match coke bump.
Digger lets go of the hold and starts clubbing ZMac again, but ZMac grabs the referee and pulls him into the both of them, causing Digger to stop swinging. The referee regains his balance and threatens to DQ ZMac again.
Zach Davis: How many warnings is he going to get before the referee calls the match?
Digger goes to grab ZMac, but McMorris surprises him with an elbow, followed by another one. He grabs Digger and headbutts him, sending him reeling. Digger shakes off the cobwebs but almost goes down to an uppercut. He finally hits ZMac with a knee to the midsection. Digger whips ZMac across the ring and dives forward for another Grave Marker. ZMac ducks the move and surprises Digger with a roundhouse kick, sending him to the mat. Digger is up on all fours and goes to one knee, shaking the cobwebs loose again.
ZMac measures him up and goes for a Boot Party, but Digger sidesteps it. ZMac turns around, but not quickly enough and is floored with a Respecto!! Digger goes for the pin.
1…2.kick out right after the two!
Gravedigger is slowing down somewhat but he’s still going strong as he drops Zmac with a neckbreaker once both men are on their feet. Digger signals for Death From Above as he goes to the nearby turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: Oh no! This could be it! Digger has put away many an opponent with this move.
Digger scales the turnbuckle and leaps off for the frog splash. ZMac leaps up like a coke-induced feline and grabs Digger’s head in midair, hitting a variation of his Zombie Drop! The crowd goes nuts at the big move.
ZMac covers Digger.
Both men are slow to get up and ZMac grabs Digger, whipping him across the ring. Both men hook each other with a double clothesline and are on the mat. ZMac rolls out of the way, across the ring from the referee who is trying to check on both men. ZMac reaches down into his shorts pocket.
Zach Davis: What the hell is ZMac up to?
Freddy Whoa: Could be going for a quick round of pocket pool for all we know.
ZMac pulls out a small vial with a white powdery substance. He pops off the little top of it and puts it to his nose, snorting it.
Zach Davis: What the hell was that?! Did ZMac just snort coke in the middle of the ring?!?
Freddy Whoa: For all we know that could have been baking soda or baby powder. This guy is just crazy enough to snort either one of those as he is coke.
Gravedigger is slowly getting to his feet. He’s catching his breath across the ring when Zombie McMorris suddenly bolts upright. He looks around with a crazed look on his face as he quickly gets to one knee and then stands straight up as if he’s fresh and ready to go.
Freddy Whoa: Oh shit. He’s got that coke-induced look on his face. He’s a madman!!
Zach Davis: Look out Gravedigger!!
But Digger doesn’t see them. He starts running his mouth as he walks over to ZMac who doesn’t even hear a word Digger is saying. He just keeps looking around at the crowd with a crazed look. Digger goes to hit ZMac with a right but he just shrugs it off and looks at Digger curiously. Digger goes and hits him with another right but still nothing. Digger just starts wailing on ZMac who is oblivious. Digger is confused so he whips him across the ring and floors him with a huge Grave Marker!
Zach Davis: That will put a quick stop to that!
Freddy Whoa; I don’t think so, Zach.
ZMac bounces back up as if nothing happened. Digger goes across the ring at him and starts hitting him some more but ZMac is impervious to pain and he starts shaking like a poor man’s version of Hulk Hogan. Digger is trying his best but ZMac just keeps shaking, stepping around the ring absorbing Digger’s blows. ZMac finally has enough and starts blocking Digger’s blows and returns some of his own, rocking the legend. ZMac is relentless with his barrage of lefts and rights, going so quickly he’s a blur. ZMac finally knocks Digger out of the ring with a huge right.
ZMac then turns and gives the referee a crazy look.
Zach Davis: Uh oh. I don’t like the look he has on his face.
Freddy Whoa: It’s the same look he always has!
Zach Davis: Oh.
ZMac grabs the ref and plants him in the center of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: World Tour ’69!!!
ZMac drops to the mat and rolls across…the whole ring instead of walking across it for some odd reason.. and then rolls out of the ring itself. Gravedigger is back up and ZMac delivers a second World Tour ’69 to the legend on the outside of the ring. ZMac walks over to one of the ringside attendants and shoves him off the chair he’s sitting in. He picks up the chair and then nails the same guy with his own chair because the Honey Badger just don’t care! The crowd boos.
ZMac stands there for a few seconds as Gravedigger slowly starts getting up. He measures up Gravedigger and just as Gravedigger is standing, ZMac goes to hit Digger with the chair but stops himself and hands the chair to Gravedigger! Digger takes the chair and has a confused look on his face as ZMac is begging for a chair shot.
Zach Davis: I hate to sound like a broken record in this match but what the hell?!?
Gravedigger shrugs and lays ZMac out with the chair shot. He lays there on his back for a second with a huge smile on his face and then gets back up as if nothing happened and asks for a second chair shot. Digger floors ZMac with a second chair shot and then a third one when he gets up asking for another.
Freddy Whoa: This is freaking me out! ZMac doesn’t even feel those chair shots. That’s some Grade A cocaine he just snorted!
A second referee comes running down from the back and slides into the ring. He goes to check on the first referee who is still laid out from ZMac’s DDT. ZMac is back up and Digger goes to casually hit with another chair shot, but ZMac ducks it and kicks Digger in the gut, causing him to drop the chair. ZMac takes advantage of their positioning and plants Digger with a sitout powerbomb on the chair!
ZMac grabs Digger and leads him over to the ring and rolls him inside. ZMac climbs in the ring and covers Gravedigger. He lays there for a few seconds waiting for a count but then notices the second referee still tending to the first one. ZMac stands up and starts yelling at the referee to do his job. The referee points at the first one. ZMac grabs the first referee and instead of helping him, he tosses him over the top rope. The second referee starts yelling at ZMac and turns to the timekeeper table, but ZMac grabs him before he can be DQ’d and Curb Stomps him, laying out a second referee.
Freddy Whoa: That’s two referees already!
ZMac grabs Digger and hits him with a scoop slam and then scales the nearby turnbuckle and drops a fist right across the cranium of the Hall of Famer. Adrian finally gets involved as he slides into the ring behind ZMac. ZMac turns around and Adrian starts laying into him but ZMac is shrugging the blows off just like before. He finally starts trading blows with Adrian, backing him into the corner. ZMac whips Adrian across the ring and puts a little extra force into it, causing Adrian to smash chest first into the buckles. He staggers backwards and is german suplexed by ZMac. Adrian starts slowly getting up but then gets invited to the BOOT PARTY and down goes Adrian. ZMac goes over to the side of the ring and starts talking smack to Digger’s girl JJ. Out from the crowd come three members of MS-13.
ZMac turns around as they slide into the ring and he pelvic thrusts into their direction and begs for them to come get some. The three men jump ZMac and start pounding away at him but he somehow manages to fight them off still in the coke-induced rage. Three Boot Party invites later and the ring is littered with Mexicans and one referee…and a coke induced madman. ZMac starts clearing the ring with boots until everyone is out of the ring, referee included, except for Gravedigger. Then ZMac clears out Digger just for the hell of it yelling out at the crowd that this is his ring.
Seth Lerch suddenly walks out from the back with a couple of members of security pulling along a reluctant referee. Seth has a microphone.
Seth Lerch: ZMac stop laying out my referees dammit! You lay out one more referee and this match is over!
The security members drag the referee down the ramp as Honey Badger lets Seth know he doesn’t give a fuck. The referee is thrown into the ring and he jumps up, hiding in the corner as ZMac grins wickedly at him. ZMac goes and turns around to where he kicked Digger out of the ring and to his surprise, Digger is back in the ring already and right in his face with a Grave Marker!!
ZMac does not get up this time and Digger goes for the pin.
1….2….kick out! Digger is not happy and he starts stomping away at ZMac. ZMac is picked up and whipped across the ring. Digger catches him and plants him with another belly to belly suplex. Digger grabs ZMac and plants him with an Embalmer!
Referee slides into position as Digger covers him. 1…2…kick out!
Zach Davis: Digger can just not put away ZMac.
Gravedigger picks up ZMac off of the mat and places him on his shoulders, going for a Gringo Stretcher. Digger doesn’t have him positioned well enough and ZMac is able to slide off his shoulders. Digger turns around and is floored with a second World Tour ’69!
Zombie McMorris isn’t ready to pin Gravedigger yet as he picks up the big man and hits a Curb Stomp!!
Zach Davis: This could be it!
Zombie McMorris goes for the pin.
ZMac isn’t happy with that kickout as he picks up Gravedigger. He whips him across the ring and floors him with a huge spear, nearly cutting Digger in half! Digger holds his midsection and ZMac starts laying the boots to him. Digger starts getting up and gets an invite to the BOOT PARTY, laying him out! ZMac goes for another cover.
1….2….just barely kicks out!
ZMac is furious. He starts viciously stomping away at Gravedigger in the corner. He walks away and then runs at the corner and nails Digger in the head with a huge knee. Gravedigger is picked up and placed on the top rope just barely by ZMac who is slowing down some now. He hooks the arm as he climbs up onto the middle buckle. Digger goes through the air and crashes to the mat with a top rope suplex by Zombie McMorris.
Zombie McMorris stands up and smirks out at the crowd who boos him loudly…despite also hating Gravedigger, too. ZMac walks over and arrogantly puts a foot on Digger’s chest, not even bothering to cover him for a typical pin. The crowd boos loudly as the referee drops to make the count.
1….2….kick out from Gravedigger!
ZMac is not happy as he picks up Digger. He punishes him with a pair of uppercuts and then stomps a mudhole in him in the nearby corner. Digger finally manages to roll out of the ring to catch a break. ZMac smells blood in the water as he exits the ring. Both men are over at the Spanish announce table. ZMac picks up Gravedigger and slams his head onto the table. He keep slamming his head onto the table mockingly yelling out Hector after each slam. ZMac finally starts ripping off the parts of the announce table and then rolls Digger up onto the table. He picks up Gravedigger and positions him for an Axe Wound. He taunts the crowd as he grabs Digger, but Digger starts fighting back!
Zach Davis: Gravedigger not going down without a fight!
Gravedigger starts fighting his way out of the position ZMac has him in. The referee is threatening to throw out the match if both men don’t get back in. JJ pulls herself up onto the apron to distract the referee as Digger and ZMac trade blows on the table.
Freddy Whoa: How is this table holding up under their weight for so long?
Digger finally low blows ZMac, grabs him and puts him through the table with a Death Driver.
Zach Davis: DEATH DRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Both men are laying there, completely out, not moving a muscle as the referee tries to get JJ out of the ring. After what seems like forever, Gravedigger and ZMac finally both start stirring. Despite receiving a Death Driver through the table, ZMac is somehow still the first one who climbs back into the ring. Gravedigger is still slowly getting up when ZMac rolls on his side and sees JJ on the apron. He grins a wickedly evil grin as he slowly gets up with help from the ropes.
ZMac cross the ring and shoves the referee out of the way. He grabs JJ who screams out. Digger is on the outside and hears her scream. He slides in behind ZMac who turns around. He goes for Gravedigger but JJ gets a handful of dreads and causes ZMac to stagger about off balance. JJ quickly hops off the apron and Digger nails ZMac in the gut, doubling him over. Gravedigger grabs him and throws him onto his shoulder for a Death Driver. Gravedigger turns around in the ring, but ZMac swings off of his shoulders, surprising Gravedigger. Digger turns around to a boot in the midsection and is planted in the middle of the ring with a gutwrench powerbomb!
Zach Davis: AXE WOUND to Gravedigger!!!
ZMac covers the TV champion as the referee slides into position.
Freddy Whoa: NEW TV CHAMPION!!
Zach Davis: WOW!! Zombie McMorris pulls it out in a hellacious match!! Gravedigger tried everything he could, but ZMac got the best of him and the hold of the Vapor Kings tightens even more around the neck of WCF with this victory! The tag team champions, Zombie McMorris and Steve Orbit, now both hold a singles title each! Two double champions in the same tag team!
Never Gonna Stop by Rob Zombie hits the speakers as the referee is handed the TV crown. ZMac bends down near Digger and talks trash to him until the referee taps him on the shoulder. ZMac turns around, grabs the crown from the referee and then kicks him in the gut and DDTs him in the center of the ring. The Honey Badger don’t care!!
Zombie McMorris mockingly places the crown on his head and taunts the crowd as they hurl boos down upon him. ZMac, drops to the mat, holding his crown as he rolls out of it. He stands up and walks towards the back, still taunting the crowd.
Kyle Steel: The following is a 30 Minute Ironman Match and it is for the WCF Hardcore Championship!
"Hell Yea" by Rev Theory plays as the lights shut off. A spotlight shines on the entrance ramp and a shadow can be seen running towards it, growing larger and larger until the words hit on the music... "GIMME A HELL... GIMME A YEA!!" and Gray Pierce bursts through the curtains with and stops and accepts the cheers of the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds..."THE LIVEWIRE" GRAYSON PIERCE!
He works his way down the entrance ramp and slaps the hands of the adoring fans. When he gets to the ring he leaps onto the apron and wipes his feet before climbing through the top and middle ropes. He runs to one side, jumps on the bottom rope and leans forward making the rock star devil horns and sticking his tongue out at the crowd. The crowd cheers and women scream. He smiles his million dollar smile and he retreats to the corner waiting for the match to begin.
Kyle Steel: And his opponent...
"I CAN'T STOP-OP-OP-OP-OP-OP..."
The lights dim as "Who Gon Stop Me" by Kanye West & Jay-Z plays over the PA. A pink strobe light flashes rapidly throughout the arena-- pink lasers swirl around the entrance way and eventually converge into a big pink spotlight, as Buddy Roman steps out from behind the curtain, followed by "The Mack" Steve Orbit. Orbit's wearing a long mink over his ring gear, which consists of alligator skin wrestling shorts and matching boots. He's also got his pink hat with a feather, a thick gold chain with a diamond-coated Jesus piece, and a jewel encrusted cane. Buddy and Orbit embrace in a hug, before Orbit struts towards the ring, followed by Roman, ignoring the boos from the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Being accompanied to the ring by Buddy Roman, from Oakland, California, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, he is the WCF Hardcore Champion..."THE MACK" STEVE ORBIT!
At ringside, he removes his hat and coat, and kisses the cross on his chain before handing it to Buddy Roman. Upon entering the ring, he climbs one of the turnbuckles and gyrates his hips. "OR-BIT SUCKS" chants can be heard throughout the arena. He climbs down from the turnbuckle and strategizes with Roman in the corner, waiting for the match to start.
Zach Davis: This should be one heck of a match. Livewire getting a 2nd chance at the Hardcore Title after that great showing he had at Slam 300 against Orbit.
Freddy Whoa: Livewire definitely showed he can hang with the Hardcore Champion but he came up just short last time. Can he get the job done tonight?
Zach Davis: We shall see!
The referee takes the Hardcore Title from Orbit, holds it up for everyone to see and then hands it off to Kyle Steel as he's exiting the ring. The referee then signals for the bell.
[DING! DING! DING!]
A timer appears on the jumbotron before starting to count down.
Livewire comes tearing out of his corner, tackling Orbit to the mat. Livewire with a flurry of lefts and rights as Orbit tries to cover up his face. Buddy Roman screams for the referee to get him off but the ref shrugs his shoulders and tells him he can do it as long as he wants. Livewire grabs hold of Orbit by the throat and begins to choke him as Orbit tries to twist out of it. Buddy Roman looks around desperately for a way to save Orbit before going under the apron. Roman with a chair and he slides into the ring, but Livewire sees him coming. Livewire scrambles up to his feet and he stares down Roman as he raises the chair over his head. Roman tosses the chair to the side and drops to his knees, begging Livewire not to hit him.
Freddy Whoa: Hit him! Hit him for all of us!
Livewire cocks back his fist and gets ready to punch Roman when Orbit sits up and catches Livewire in the groin with a low blow. Livewire stumbles forward a few steps holding onto his crotch before dropping to his knees. Roman gets to his feet, applauding Orbit with a satisfied grin on his face. Orbit with a stomp to the back of Livewire, grinding his boot into his back.
Steve Orbit: YOU WANNA CHOKE ME BITCH?! CHOKE ON THIS!
Orbit now pressing his boot down on Livewire's throat as Grayson grasps at Orbit's boot, trying to pull it off. Roman leans back against the ropes, applauding Orbit as Steve raises his boot and brings it down on Livewire's face. Livewire rolls away, holding his throat and face as Orbit gestures toward the chair on the mat. Roman nods and scoops up the chair before handing it over to Steve. Steve smacks the chair against the mat, screaming for Livewire to get to his feet. Livewire stumbles up and spins around and Orbit swings for his head. Out of either luck or ring presence, Livewire sees it coming and ducks. Livewire now running and he clotheslines Roman over the top rope and sends him tumbling to the ground. The crowd pops as Roman grabs at the back of his head. Livewire appears to say something to Roman before spinning around...
Zach Davis: LOOK OUT!
...right into a Pimp Slap from Orbit!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! PIMP SLAP!
Livewire gets spun around from the force of the slap and Orbit grabs him in a half-nelson before suplexing him to the mat.
Zach Davis: HONEY DIP!
Orbit hooks the leg for the pin attempt.
Freddy Whoa: KICKOUT!
Orbit rolls off of Livewire, a bit perturbed about him kicking out of the Honey Dip. Orbit starts to pull him up when he let's him drop back to the mat and scoops up the chair. Orbit catches Livewire across the back as he tries to push himself up before laying the chair across the back of his head. Orbit looks to the corner and heads for it before climbing to the top rope.
Freddy Whoa: Oh no! Zach we saw Orbit do this to Jayson Price a few weeks back and it left him in a real bad way.
Orbit launches himself off the top rope with the Oakland Splash, landing on top of the chair and squashing Livewire's head into the mat. Orbit lays on top of the chair, holding his back but with a smile on his face as he looks toward the jumbotron as the timer continues to count down.
Orbit sits up, shoves the chair out of the way and rolls on top of Livewire, hooking the leg for the pin.
Kyle Steel: Steve Orbit now leads 1 fall to none.
The crowd boos as Steve sits up, grinning at the crowd's reaction. He pushes himself up to his feet and looks toward his corner for Buddy Roman but it's empty. The camera pans to the ground outside the ring and Roman is still holding onto his head. A look of concern comes over Steve's face as he races across the ring and slides under the ropes.
Zach Davis: Well it would appear Buddy Roman is still hurting after being dumped over the ropes by Livewire earlier.
Freddy Whoa: That's what he gets for getting involved in this match!
Steve pulls Buddy up to his feet and then picks him up in his arms as he yells for a medic. The referee signals for the medics in the back to come out but Orbit is heading up the ramp himself, Roman in his arms.
Zach Davis: What the hell? Is Orbit going to take him to the back himself?
Freddy Whoa: Apparently!
Orbit rushes up the ramp and through the back curtain as the referee is left baffled in the ring. The camera switches to the backstage area as a timer appears at the bottom of the screen.
Steve Orbit: MEDIC! WHERE'S THE MEDIC?! WE'VE GOT A MAN DOWN!
A pair of medics appear with a stretcher and Orbit lays Buddy down on top of it.
Steve Orbit: Where's the ambulance?!
Medic #1: It's back in the parking lot. We can-
Orbit connects with a Pimp Slap to the medic, dropping him to the ground. The second medic looks at Orbit, then at his colleague and then turns and runs. Orbit grabs hold of the stretcher and begins to push as the camera switches back to the ring.
Freddy Whoa: What's going on? We have a match going on here!
Zach Davis: Well it is a Hardcore Title match, there's no count outs.
Freddy Whoa: But is he coming back out here?
Zach Davis: I'd assume so.
The camera goes back to the back where Orbit is still pushing Roman around the halls. Buddy moans in agony as he holds onto his head.
Steve Orbit: DON'T YOU DIE ON ME! WE'RE GOING TO SAVE YOU!
Another medic appears at the end of the hallway Orbit is in.
Medic: Over here! The ambulance is just this way.
Steve Orbit: FINALLY!
Orbit sprints to the end of the hallway as Roman continues to writhe in pain. Orbit reaches the medic, slams on the brakes and then grabs the medic before throwing him into the wall. Orbit now looking around and, seeing no one else around, grabs hold of the stretcher and casually heads for the parking lot.
Steve Orbit: You all right?
Buddy Roman: Well aside from you nearly tipping me over around that last corner, I'm fine.
Orbit and Roman share a laugh as the crowd boos.
Zach Davis: It was a set-up! They planned this!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
The referee is talking with a ringside official about what to do when the camera catches sight of Livewire trying to push himself to his feet. The crowd pops as he uses the chair laying next to him like a crutch to stand up. He looks around for Orbit and sees his gone. The referee turns around and tries to check on Livewire but Livewire shoves him off and demands to know where Orbit is. The referee points to the jumbotron and he sees Orbit and Roman in the parking lot.
Steve Orbit: Where is that fool at with our bags?
Buddy Roman: I tell you Steve, you just can't find good help anymore.
Livewire heads for the ropes and leaves the ring, stumbling up the ramp as he holds onto his head. The referee exits the ring and follows him up the ramp, trying to get him to reconsider. Livewire shakes his head no and disappears backstage as we get a look at the timer.
The cameras catch up with Livewire as he stumbles up against a wall and tries to keep himself upright. He sees the medic still laid out on the floor nearby and makes his way toward the hallway. A backstage official rushes to help him but Livewire shoves him off. The feed switches to Steve and Roman as they're standing beside their car, still waiting for the guy that's bringing them their bags.
Steve Orbit: Will you call this fool already? I don't feel like waiting all night on some dumb mother fucker.
Buddy Roman: All right, give me a second champ.
Buddy pulls out his phone and walks off. We soon hear him shouting at someone as Orbit wipes the sweat from his brow.
Steve Orbit: Damn, can't wait to wash off this sweat and then work up another one with some fine, ass bi-
Steve cuts himself off as he sees Livewire's reflection in the glass of the window of the car. Orbit spins around and Livewire tackles him into the side of the car. Orbit tries to shove him off but Livewire comes back with a right hand to the jaw. Livewire with another right that has Orbit reeling. Livewire now grabbing Orbit by the head, spins him around and slams him headfirst into the glass. It cracks but doesn't break as Buddy Roman can be heard yelling Steve's name. Livewire tosses Steve aside and grabs hold of Buddy Roman by the tie. Roman pleads for peace but Livewire slams him facefirst through the window to a pop from the crowd.
Zach Davis: OH DAMN!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Steve instinctively reaches out a hand to Buddy but ends up eating a boot to the face from Livewire. Livewire quick to go for a pin attempt as a wild referee appears. It's not very effective.
Zach Davis: And in the heat of the moment Livewire has forgotten that this isn't a Falls Count Anywhere Match. He needs to get Orbit to the ring for the pin.
Freddy Whoa: And hurry! He still needs two falls to win this match.
Livewire finally realizes that he's not going to get the pin in the back and gets to his feet. Livewire now pulling Orbit up to his feet and begins leading him back to the ring. Orbit comes to life and tries to break free but Livewire shoves him up against a wall. Livewire now with repeated forearms to the face until Orbit crumbles to the floor. Livewire tries to pull him back up but it's all dead weight. Letting out a few choice expletives, Livewire hurries back to the parking lot where the stretcher is still waiting. He grabs it and pushes it back into the hallway where Orbit is laid out. Livewire pulls Orbit up and with a bit of effort gets him on. Livewire starts to push him away when a bloody faced Buddy Roman comes out of nowhere and shoves Livewire from behind. The stretcher is shoved into a nearby wall and tips over on top of Orbit as Livewire stumbles forward. Livewire spins around and Roman goes from angered to frightened and turns and runs. Livewire gives chase.
Zach Davis: No you fool! You're wasting time!
Roman runs behind a car and tries to hide but Livewire can hear his heavy breathing. Livewire hops up onto the hood of the car and then leaps off, tackling Roman to the ground.
Buddy Roman: GET OFF OF ME! I'LL SUE YOU!
Livewire: SUE THIS!
Livewire grabs Roman's tie and begins to strangle him as the crowd pops. Roman's face turns a deep shade of red and then purple as he struggles to get away. Officials show up to try and get Livewire off of Roman since he's not actually in the match and end up having to drag him off. Finally Livewire remembers that he has a match going on and races off back to the hallway. He flips the stretcher back upright but Orbit is long gone. The camera's switch back to the ring and we see Steve Orbit stumble out from the back and fall to the ground on the stage. He begins pulling himself down the ramp on his stomach as we go back to the back where Livewire is frantically throwing up every door he comes across in search of Orbit. We hear screams as he's obviously found the women's locker room.
Female Voice: Hey you're bleeding!
Livewire: And so are you!
Livewire slams the door back shut and continues down the hallway, screaming out Orbit's name. Back to the ring and Orbit has reached ringside and is pulling himself under the apron. The crowd boos as he disappears under the ring.
Back to the back and Livewire has an official by the collar.
Livewire: WHERE IS HE?!
Official: The Joker?
Livewire: ORBIT YOU IDIOT! WHERE IS HE?!
Official: I think he went that way!
The official points down a hallway and Livewire shoves him to the side before running down the hall. Livewire rounds a corner and ends up right back where he started, looking at the first medic Orbit dropped. Livewire runs out through the curtain and onto the stage to a pop from the crowd. He begins looking around for Orbit, somewhat oblivious to the crowd trying to draw his attention to the ring. Finally he gets it and runs down the ramp before pulling up the apron. From under the ring comes a cloud of smoke and foam from a fire extinguisher before the extinguisher itself is thrown at Livewire. It catches him in the face and knocks him back a few steps. Orbit crawls out from under the ring, kendo stick in hand, gets to his feet and smacks Livewire across the face with it. Livewire covers up his face and takes a shot to the body. More shots from Orbit as Livewire is forced to try and cover up. Orbit finally grabs him by the hair and rakes the stick across his face, drawing blood.
Orbit drops the kendo stick and grabs Livewire by the arm before whipping him into the steel steps. Livewire crashes into them and flips over onto the ground as Orbit leans against the apron to catch his breath. Livewire uses the steps to pull himself upright but can't get to his feet. Orbit shakes his head and goes under the apron before pulling out a table.
Zach Davis: Uh oh. I don't like where this is going.
Orbit gets to setting up the table as Livewire pulls himself to his feet. Orbit gets the table up and goes over to Livewire before grabbing him by the head and slamming him face first into the steps. Orbit slams him into them a second time before pulling him back up and leading him toward the table. Orbit with a knee to the gut before pulling Livewire in for a powerbomb.
Freddy Whoa: This could seal it for Orbit!
But Livewire blocks it and counters with a double leg drop. Livewire now with Orbit on the ground, legs in his hands and goes for the figure four. He gets it locked in and Orbit begins screaming in pain.
Zach Davis: The figure four leglock!
Freddy Whoa: But it's no good! It needs to be in the ring!
In the ring indeed as Orbit begins tapping out but the referee waves it off. Livewire isn't letting go though as he keeps adding pressure. Orbit frantically tapping out, trying to get the pain to stop.
Zach Davis: Livewire doesn't care. He's trying to cripple Orbit!
Freddy Whoa: But the clock!
Livewire happens to glance toward the timer on the jumbotron and realizes he's running out of time. With one last torque, Livewire releases the hold and pushes himself up to his feet. Livewire bumps into the table Orbit set up and his face lights up with an idea. Livewire now pulling Orbit up to his feet before pushing him up onto the table. A few quick punches to the face and Livewire climbs up onto the apron before springboarding off the middle rope with a backflip.
Freddy Whoa: LIONSAULT!
Livewire hits the lionsault on Orbit, driving him through the table. Both men are left in a heap under broken pieces of table as the fans get to their feet.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
We get several replays as the referee rushes to check on both men.
Zach Davis: My god what a crash! Orbit is out but Livewire seems to have finally lost that second wind he found earlier. Neither men is stirring after that move.
Freddy Whoa: We've got five minutes left! What's going to happen?
Medics run out from the back to check on both men as the clock continues to tick down. Livewire is helped to his feet but he shoves the medics to the side and stumbles back to Orbit. Livewire shoves more medics to the side as he tries to pull Orbit up. Orbit grabs hold of a nearby medic and pulls him into Livewire before turning and tumbling over the nearby barricade and into the crowd. Orbit now crawling as far from the ring as he can as Livewire reaches the barricade and tumbles over it.
Freddy Whoa: Get out of the way people!
Fans scurry as Livewire grabs hold of Orbit's ankle to keep him from getting away. Orbit grabs hold of a woman's purse and throws it at Livewire, hitting him in the face. Orbit again trying to get away as the clock ticks.
Livewire again catches up to Orbit and stomps down on his foot. Livewire pulling Orbit up to his feet but Orbit responds with a Pimp Slap. Livewire falls back into the laps of the fans beside him as Orbit shoves a fan out of the way and grabs a chair. Livewire back up to his feet and Orbit cracks him over the head. Livewire crumples to the ground and Orbit tosses the chair to the side.
Zach Davis: Dear god. No man can get up after that kind of shot to the head.
Orbit collapses into a nearby empty seat and wipes the blood and sweat from his eyes.
Buddy Roman appears on the stage, hobbling as he yells for Steve. Orbit sees him and heads for the barricade but the figure four from earlier is slowing him down. Buddy shuffles down the ramp, desperate to help Steve even with his own injuries. The fans around Livewire are chanting for him to get back up to his feet and he begins to stir on the ground. Orbit tries to get over the barricade but he's having problems. Roman reaches him and tries to help him over but can't support Steve's weight and both men fall to the ground.
Livewire up onto his hands and knees, trying to push himself to his feet as Roman and Orbit help each other up. Livewire finally up and he slowly makes his way to the barricade. He finds a way to get over it as Roman and Orbit are at the ramp. Livewire catches up to them and grabs hold of Orbit by the arm. Livewire spins him around and catches him with a right hand. Orbit on shaky legs as Livewire hits him again. From out of nowhere it's Livewire with a 540 tornado kick.
Freddy Whoa: HIGH VOLTAGE!
Orbit collapses to the ground as the fans pop. Livewire back up to his feet but Buddy Roman grabs hold of him to keep him away. Livewire fights him off with an elbow to the face and then shoves him into the steel steps. Livewire now trying to pull Orbit to his feet but Orbit is dead to the world. Livewire drags him to the ring and rolls him in under the bottom rope before sliding in himself. The referee slides into the ring as Livewire hooks the leg.
A horn sounds just seconds before the referee's hand hits the mat. Livewire is looking around frantically trying to figure out what just happened but the referee shakes his head no.
"Who Gon Stop Me" by Kanye West & Jay-Z hits the speakers as the fans are shocked at the outcome.
Kyle Steel: Your winner, and still WCF Hardcore Champion, "The Mack" Steve Orbit!
Zach Davis: I can't believe it! Livewire was a mere second away from a three count. We could have been looking at a one to one tie and overtime!
Freddy Whoa: He was so close. So close!
Livewire rolls off of Orbit, a dejected look on his face. The referee helps Orbit to his feet but has to hold on to him to keep him from falling over.
Zach Davis: This match was nothing short of crazy. We saw just a bit of everything and in the end Steve Orbit retained his Hardcore Title.
Freddy Whoa: But let's hope this isn't the last time we see these two go at it. This match was amazing!
Ryan Blake enters the arena as Orbit exits, Ryan and Orbit don't make eye contact as they pass each other. Ryan rushes into the ring and as Livewire is just making it to his feet Ryan attacks. The fans don't know what to think, this side of Blake had never been shown before. Blake kicks and stomps on Livewire and it becomes obvious this is an attack for Blake's loss last week on SLAM.
Ryan pick Livewire up and whips him across the ring, Livewire bounces back and Ryan pulls him into a vicious German suplex. Ryan gets up and taunts him. Livewire is limp as he slowly starts to get up on one knee, exhausted. Blake sees Livewire getting up and pounces on him with ground and pound punches.
He finally let's up from the attack and starts to exit the ring, but Livewire begins to get up again slowly. Ryan re-enters the ring and this time runs to the other side of the ring, bounces off the ropes and delivers a huge Casualty shining wizard. Livewire lays on the mat still. This time he doesn't start to get up. He lays on the mat holding his neck from the kick delivered by Blake.
Ryan finally exits the ring and makes his way up the ramp and a ref checks up on Livewire, he calls for a medic to the ring. Ryan doesn't look back and continues to walk backstage as the medical team rushes past him.
Scene fades in to the jumbotron. The lights in the arena fade out. After a few suspense filled seconds the words ‘The Dynasty’ appear in bold italic lettering on the jumbotron as the beginning of “300 Violin Orchestra” begins to play. A single spotlight turns on and illuminates the silhouette of a man standing on the stage. As the song begins to speed up, the lights come on revealing Jonny Fly.
Zach Davis: We have an exciting match coming up right now as Johnny Fly and Jeff Purse are set to square off.
Freddy Whoa: Pantheon is crumbling away, Jeff Purse being the latest to leave the group after my boy Steve Orbit.
Zach Davis: Johnny Fly has to be out here to fight for the honor and glory that Pantheon personifies.
Freddy Whoa: I thought they personified douche baggery?
Zach Davis: That remains to be seen.
Fly stands on the stage with his eyes directly fixed on the ring. The jumbotron changes to the words ‘This is the Era of Jonny Fly.’ The music slows down and a barrage of fireworks begins to go off behind Fly. His eyes remain fixed on his opponent throughout. Slowly and deliberately he begins to make his way toward the ring. The music picks up one last time and Fly stops at the bottom of the ramp with his eyes still directly fixed on the ring. He slides into the ring and awaits his opponent.
This is survival of the fittest
Eminems "Survival" blares over the PA as Jeff Purse walks out from the back at stands at the top of the stage. He raises Father Terry Andrews over his head as the music kicks off.
Zach Davis: And here comes Jeff Purse. He's coming off of a loss to "The Godfather" Bobby Cairo - Pantheon's former manager - and he's looking to refain some momentum and crush his former teammate under Father Andrew's watchful eye.
Freddy Whoa: Can we stop pretending that puppet is real already? Shit.
Abaddon is right behind him, just standing with a black robe and shawl on over his face, looking menicing.
Wasn't ready to be no millionaire, I was ill-prepared
Coming around the ring, he hands Father Terry Andrews to Abaddon, taking a moment to pray with the puppet. Jeff rolls in the ring and throws his arms in the air, pyros shoot off. Jeff Purse and Johnny Fly close the distance between them and are now standimg toe to toe; face to mother fuckin' face. They begin to brawl with no regard to the bell and the crowd erupts in cheers as the referee signals for the.bell.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! SO MANY WHOA'S! THESE TWO ARE GOING AT IT LIKE A COUPLE OF HARD UP TEENAGERS!
Zach Davis: They were good friends a few months ago, now the animosity between them is indescribable!
Freddy Whoa: Fly wants to show Purse he made a mistake when he turned his back on Pantheon.
Zach Davis: Yeah, but will it end like Orbit versus Price? Or will Pantheon reign supreme this time.
The fight in the ring has now gone to the mat with Purse gaining the upper hand. Purse attempts to rain a couple of hammerfists on J-Fly but Fly catches Purse's hand, puts his boot to Purse's chest, and shoves him away. Fly climbs to his feet quickly and nails Purse an incoming Purse with a shoulder blpck, knocking Purse to the mat. Fly then drops a slick elbow drop down on Jeff. He climbs to his feet and drops another quick elbow, standing to his feet for one last elbow drop...but Purse rolls out of the way and Fly hits the mat with a crash. Purse uses the ropes to clb to his feet, nursing his chest. Fly climbs to his feet and charges Purse...who tosses J-Fly ober the top rope for his trouble.
Zach Davis: The action is already spilling outside the ring.
Freddy Whoa: In the ring, outside it...it don't matter. These two just want they hands on each other.
Jeff Purse climbs to the top rope as Fly climbs to his feet. Jeff leaps off with intensity...but Fly sidesteps and Purse crashes into the barricade.
Zach Davis: Damn! What impact!
Fly picks Purse up by his head and lifts him up in a suplex position, then drops him right on top of the barricade to a loud "Ooooh!" from the crowd. Purse stays on the barricade as Fly climbs on to the ring apron. He signals to the crowd, then leaps off goimg for a hard elbow drop...but Purse rolls away into the crowd as Fly's ribs connect with the barricade!
Zach Davis: How the hell did Purse dodge that?
Freddy Whoa: Both competitors are using the barricade to their advantage here. Whatever does the most damage.
Purse leaps back over the barricade and begins plantimg kick after kick into Fly's injured ribs. Fly struggles to stand up, but the relentless kicks from Purse make it increasingly difficult. Purse grabs Fly aroumd the head and throws him into the ring steps to a loud metallic crash and another pop from the crowd.
Zach Davis: The sickening sound of steel meeting flesh! These two are out for blood!
Purse rears back and charges Fly, aiming to knee him in the head...but Fly rolls out of the way and Purse's knee connects with the steps. Purse falls against the apron, holding his ringing knee cap.
Fly uses the steel steps to climb to his feet as Purse attempts to keep the advantage...but Fly catches him!
Zach Davis: REVERSE STO! RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Freddy Whoa: Purse is busted wide open now!
The blood begins to leak down Purse's forehead, who is squinting his eyes, trying to stop those damn tweety birds from zoomimg aroumd his noggin.
Zach Davis: Purse needs to wake up...the referee is almost to ten!
Abaddon is now next to Fly and Purse, Father Terry Andrews under his arm. Abaddon tosses the puppet in the ring and it somehow latches on around the referee's neck and it's little legs begin to wiggle and jiggle and the referee struggles to pull it off of him.
Zach Davis: What the hell is going on in there?
Freddy Whoa: This shit is beyond strange!
Abaddon uses the temporary lapse in the count to help out Purse. He nails Fly in the gut with a kick and begins to punish him against the barricade. Purse beginns to slowly climb to his feet. Abaddon motions for Purse to climb in the ring and retrieve Father Andrews - who does just that - as he turns back to Fly...who nails Abaddon with a sick European uppercut to a large pop from the crowd. Fly then hits Abaddon with an enziguiri for his trouble and slides in the ring behind Purse. The referee finally throws Father Andrews off of him and Purse makes the save, catching him before he hits the mat. Purse puts Father Andrews in the corner and turns around to once again come face to face with Fly - to another pop from the crowd.
Zach Davis: The tension is thick in this one!
The two begin trading right hands back and forth, gaining power and momentum with each hit. They both rear back for another punch...and nail each other across the face and they both tumble down to the mat to a a loud "OH!" from the crowd.
Crowd: Let's go Purse! Let's go Fly! Let's go Purse! Let's go Fly!
Zach Davis: The crowd is completely split on this one!
Freddy Whoa: The Purse/Fly chants are threatening to bring the house down!
They slowly begin to climb back to their feet. Fly makes it up first and charges Purse, who hits Fly with a hip toss...but Fly lands on his feet! Purse turns to eat an elbow from Fly. Purse bounds backwards to the ropes and Fly charges him, hooking his arm for a clothesline...but Purse ducks!
Zach Davis: These two are so evenly matched! Their styles mesh up perfectly, and they've worked together so long that I'm sure they know exactly what the other is going to throw at them!
Freddy Whoa: OH! Fly didn't see that comin'!
Purse grabs Fly around the waist and hits him with a german suplex! Fly crashes into the mat and Purse keeps his arms wrapped around Fly's waist. Purse pulls Fly back to his feet and hits him with another german suplex.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! He's going for the triple!
Purse and Fly are on their feet and Purse attempts a third release german suplex...but Fly flips over and lands on his feet. Fly bounds into the ropes and springboards off and goes for a crossbody...
Zach Davis: THE SPOKE!!!
Freddy Whoa: Jeff hit him with that superkick from out of nowhere!
Fly hits the mat and Jeff falls on top of him and goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: NO!!! FLY KICKS OUT!!!
Freddy Whoa: Purse can't believe it!
The crowd pops as Fly's shoulder flies off the mat! Purse puts his hands to his face in disbelief. Purse stands to his feet and lifts Fly up by his head...but Fly pulls Purse's legs out from underneath him and locks in a liontamer! He begins to apply pressure and wrenches the submission hold!
Zach Davis: Fly's got that hold locked in tight!
Freddy Whoa: But Abaddon's up on the apron now!
Fly ignores Abaddon for the time being, but the referee moves to get Abaddon off the apron. Abaddon is trying to move in between the middle and top rope, and that catches Fly's attention. Fly charges and knocks Abaddon off the apron, turns around...
Zach Davis: SPOKE!
Freddy Whoa: PURSE HITS IT!
Purse falls on top of Fly, hooking the leg.
NO! Fly gets the foot on the ropes!
Zach Davis: HOT DAMN! SO CLOSE!
Freddy Whoa: Jeff Purse almost defeated Jonny Fly... but no cigar. Not yet.
Purse frustratedly rolls out of the ring. Angrily, he grabs a chair and slides back in.
Zach Davis: What is he doing?
Fly isn't moving. Purse raises the chair high in the air and then brings it crashing down onto the body of Jonny Fly.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA. What a sickening sound...
The referee immediately calls for the DQ. Purse brings the chair up again.. then CRASH, down onto the body of the future Hall of Famer. And again. And again.
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse is beating the living daylights out of Jonny Fly!
Finally, Purse backs off, breathing heavily. He's snapped. Jonny Fly summons all of his strength to get to his feet... only for Jeff Purse to make a wild swing and crack Fly right in the skull.
Freddy Whoa: Come on... Fly could be concussed or worse. Purse isn't just looking to hurt Fly, he's looking to take him out. For good.
Fly's eyes glaze over as he's busted open and drops down to the mat. He simply lays there, unmoving. Purse raises the chair yet AGAIN but finally security hits the ring. Two men wrestle the chair away from Purse as the other get him out of the ring. Purse continues to yell into it at Fly, yelling that the era of Jonny Fly is over.
Zach Davis: Has... has Jeff Purse done it? Has Jeff Purse ended the Era of Jonny Fly?
Medics are on scene to check out Fly. One man shines a flashlight into his eyes but he's unresponsive.
Freddy Whoa: We'll get information as soon as we have it. We apologize for this violence.
Zach Davis: No we don't. WCF is all about violence!
Freddy Whoa: We could've just seen a man's career ended, Zach. We could've just seen a man's livelihood taken away.
We go to commercial as the crowd is totally silent.
Zach Davis: And now it's time for the match we've all been waiting for. Team ICE versus The Pack!
Freddy Whoa: We've seen The Pack running roughshod over WCF - does Team ICE have what it takes to slow them down?
The arena is quiet with the lights all on when over the PA system you hear a man ask, "Are you Drunk yet?" as the crowd responds with a cheer "Feels Good Inc." by The Gorillaz hits the speakers. The lights begin to flash blue and white as two cannon shot of fake snow shoot out from the entrance area. Out from the snow comes Natural ICE Beckman holding a beer in one hand and the World title in the other. He chugs the last half of the beer, then crushes the beer in his hand before tossing it into the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Now coming to the ring, from Foam Lake, Wisconsin. Weighing in at 250lbs. He is the WCF WORLD CHAMPION...Natural ICE Beckman!!
ICE then smiles to the crowd going up and stealing beers from willing fans. He chugs the beers down the aisle until he reaches the ring. Once there he rolls into the ring, sitting up in the corner. He rests against the turnbuckle waiting for the match to begin and cleans his beard from the beer foam.
Zach Davis: Here is our World Champion. He has an um... interesting.. relationship with the leader of the Pack, Chelsea Armstrong. And now he's teaming with her ex husband and his One opponent. INTRIGUE!
Freddy Whoa: Speaking of his One opponent...
The ominous cowbell of anarchy hits the PA system and the crowd jumps to its feet and begins to chant--
Crowd: BOBBY C! BOBBY C! BOBBY C!
"Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine kicks into gear. A spotlight singles out "The Godfather of Professional Wrestling" Bobby Cairo as he makes his way through the crowd. The fans react with a loud cheer and chant even louder--
Crowd: BOBBY C! BOBBY C! BOBBY C!
The "BO-LIEVE IN BOBBY CAIRO!" signs are out in full force as Bobby slaps hands with his supporters, gropes tits and asses, and generally makes a spectacle of himself while navigating his way through the audience. Cairo reaches the fan barrier, hops over it and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He climbs the turnbuckles and salutes the fans, soliciting another loud cheer, before hopping down and readying himself for the match.
The lights go off as the screen goes to static and 515 by Slipknot soars around the arena as a voice shouts the word death as horrific imagery flashes across the screen till everything goes black and black smoke covers the stage and ramp and blood drips onto the screen spelling out Seifer Black Armstrong... Suddenly Babylon AD by Cradle of Filth blasts out from the speakers and from the smoke a hand reaches up with a black light lamp placing it on the stage as Seifer climbs out of the stage his face paint and parts of his clothing glowing under the black light as he kneels on the stage.
Kyle Steel: Introducing from Toronto Ontario Canada, representing S-Pac... The Doomsday Prophet Seifer Black-Armstrong.
Zach Davis: God damnit, Kyle, update your information!
Freddy Whoa: He'll read whatever he's given, Zach.
Grabbing the light with his mouth he crawls through the smoke for a moment before standing up and taking the lamp in his hand before slowly walking down the ramp. Reaching the bottom of the ramp he turns off the lamp and the ring is bathed in black light he leaps up onto the ring apron the light illuminating him again as he walks over to the turnbuckles climbing up placing one foot on the top turnbuckle keeping one on the second and making the sign of the cross with his arms and tipping his head back before spitting luminous liquid in the air. Leaping off the top turnbuckle into the ring as he hits the ground fire erupts from the turnbuckles and ground creating fire crosses on each side of the ring... As the fire fades the lights go back to normal and Seifer walks into the corner of the ring and sits there waiting for the match to start.
Born in the U.S.A. by Bruce Springsteen begins to play, as the American flag starts flying on the big screen and smoke starts to fill the ramp area. He is dressed basically in his street clothes, with the flag of the United States draped over his shoulders. He has a camera in one hand, and a microphone in his other hand. He talks into the microphone, as he continues to pan around with the camera. When he gets into the ring, he climbs the steps and launches himself over the top rope into the ring, as he raises the flag over his shoulders and spins around in the middle of the ring.
The Arena Goes Dark, the entrance and stage area start to flicker with neon blue and white lights as "Cells" by the Sevant begins to slowly play through the PA system. Fog fills the entrance area and Steeltoe Joe comes walking methodically to the beat of the music out of the midst of the fog. The fans are going nuts as Joe pumps his muscles, takes of his sunglasses to look around the arena to the masses of fans cheering and chanting his name. He puts his sun glasses back on and starts to walk down the ramp. He makes his way to the ring steps and walks up them in a slow manner but then explodes through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle facing the camera. He raises his arms in his presumed victory, points to Heaven and jumps off the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Steeltoe Joe and Deuce Murdock have also been opponents recently but they seem to have developed a mutual respect for one another... and more importantly a mutual dislike of The Pack.
Cynics & Critics by Icon for Hire blasts through the arena as the crowd erupts into a mix of boos and cheers. Everyone stares at the entrance ramp awaiting the arrival of The Pack as in various sections of the arena the cheers increase as each member is seen standing at the top of a different stair way as they have surrounded the entire ring.
Kyle Steel: Introducing next... Chelsea Armstrong, Jay Omega, Alex Richards, Cormack MacNeill, Hyena... they are.. THE PACK!
At once they each begin walking down towards the ring as they make their way through the crowd. Once arriving at the barricade they each jump over it before climbing in the ring. Each of them stands in the middle of the ring gazing around at the crowd before preparing for their match.
Freddy Whoa: HERE WE GO!
Bobby immediately begins brawling with Chelsea. ICE Beckman goes toe to toe with Hyena as Murdock and Omega fight, as well as Cormack and Seifer and Steeltoe Joe and Richards.
Zach Davis: No love lost between Alex Richards and Steeltoe Joe!
Freddy Whoa: How is the referee going to keep this match under control?
Bobby throws Chelsea to the ropes and then Clotheslines her out of the ring. Both competitors fly out. Richards throws Joe to the ropes...
Zach Davis: ALEX RICHARDS CATCHES STEELTOE JOE IN A GORILLA PRESS!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Richards dumps Joe over the top rope! The crowd pops huge for such an impressive display of strength. Richards follows Joe out of the ring to stay on the attack. Seifer Black is able to hit a Dropkick, sending Cormack out next. Seifer spins Richards around and hits him with a stiff strike before hitting a Snap Suplex. Richards rolls out, leaving Beckman and Black alone with Hyena.
Zach Davis: Uh oh. Not looking good for Hyena!
Black and Beckman throw Hyena to the ropes. As Hyena is coming back Beckman lifts him in a Scoop Slam as Black drops a quick elbow on him. Hyena stumbles up and Black measures him..
Freddy Whoa: There it is... FADE TO BLACK!
Zach Davis: Unbelievable!
Black drops and pins Hyena, hooking the leg.
Freddy Whoa: First elmimination goes to Team ICE!
Zach Davis: Poor Hyena got teamed up on. Didn't expect them to get the advantage on The Pack so quickly!
Before Beckman or Black have time to celebrate, Chelsea and Richards re-enter the ring. Richards runs at Beckman as Chelsea runs at Black. Richards takes Beckman over the top, leaving only Chelsea and Seifer.
Freddy Whoa: Battle of the former spouses! We're gonna see them fight! This is the kind of domestic violence you can only see in WCF, or on Cops.
Chelsea and Seifer trade blows, rights and lefts. Neither competitor is giving an inch.
Zach Davis: I believe they've wrestled before, Freddy. At the end of the day these are two wrestlers out here to win. Marriages are a tricky thing but this isn't about that.. this is about winning Hellimination.
Seifer gets the early advantage, sending Chelsea reeling. He sends her to the ropes before she comes back and he goes for a Spinning Clothesline. Chelsea ducks it and takes Seifer down with an Arm Drag. Seifer gets back up and Chelsea snaps off a Dropkick. This sends Seifer stumbling backwards and Chelsea follows up with a vicious Shining Wizard.
Freddy Whoa: She just took his head off!
Chelsea drops and goes for the pin.
No!, Seifer kicks out.
Zach Davis: All the competitors are now in the corners where they're supposed to be and this match is underway in earnest.
Freddy Whoa: For now, Zach. For now.
Chelsea grabs Seifer by the head.
Zach Davis: She's going for the Buffalo Sleeper STF! The Last Goodnight!
NO!, Seifer has it well scouted and quickly rolls away. He gets back up and Chelsea runs at him and begins punching him repeatedly. Eventually Chelsea gets back up and pulls Seifer with her. She throws him into the corner.
Freddy Whoa: Here it comes... Corner Splash!
NO!, Seifer moves out of the way! Chelsea runs into the turnbuckle and stumbles backwards. Seifer grapples her from behind and snaps off an epic German Suplex!
Zach Davis: INTO THE PIN!
NO!, Chelsea kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: She's the leader of the Pack, Zach. She'll do whatever she can to make sure this group is successful, and that does NOT mean being pinned by her ex husband.
Seifer rolls away... and tags in ICE.
Zach Davis: Oh man. Here we go.
ICE saunters into the ring, giving Chelsea time to get up. The two eye each other before circling one another.
Freddy Whoa: Chelsea has gone from fighting her ex husband to her current love interest. This really is Cops.
Chelsea runs at ICE and Clotheslines him down! ICE gets back up and has a smile on his face as he catches a right hook from her. He fires back with a stiff punch of his own, sending her reeling. She runs at him but he catches her in a T-Bone Suplex!
Zach Davis: Part of me thinks they may be getting off on hurting each other. Weird.
Chelsea rolls away and tags in Omega. The United States Champion enters the ring and goes toe to toe with the World Heavyweight Champion.
Freddy Whoa: ICE Beckman and Jay Omega have gone toe to toe with one another in the past.. and here they are again.
Omega hits ICE with a series of martial arts kicks directed at his legs. This sends ICE reeling and Omega follows up with a Running STO!, taking the Champ down!
Zach Davis: The Pack are fighting against the numbers game AND the fact that they're up against the One main event and two of the best in the business but they're standing tall.
Beckman rolls away and tags in Deuce Murdock.
Freddy Whoa: DEFINITELY no love lost between The Pack and Murdock.
Deuce Murdock comes in and Omega runs at him. Murdock hits a Hip Toss. As Omega gets back up Deuce grabs at his eye.. and begins to rip out his stitches.
Zach Davis: ..ew..
Omega has a similar reaction, cringing as Murdock yells at him, all intensity. Omega turns to make a tag but Murdock runs at him and catches him from behind. Omega's eyes go wide as Murdock snaps off a German!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Murdock is on fire!
After hitting it Murdock quickly goes for a pin!
NO!, the United States Champion kicks out!
Zach Davis: Deuce Murdock may be gunning for that United States Championship!
Murdock backs up and waits for Omega to get to his feet. Once he's up...
Freddy Whoa: CHUCK NORRIS SPECIAL!
NO!, Omega ducks it! He knees Murdock in the gut, doubling him over. He grabs his arm..
Zach Davis: He's going for the Pumphandle.. time to Ride the Lightning!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Deuce escapes that...
CHUCK NORRIS SPECIAL! Deuce hits it! Omega's eyes go blank as Murdock grabs him.
Zach Davis: He's got the Phantom Itch locked in! PHANTOM ITCH APPLIED!
Omega yells out in pain.. but he's got to tap out!
Freddy Whoa: One more elimination from The Pack!
But Murdock won't let go. The referee tells him to release the hold but Murdock refuses, screaming out.
Zach Davis: Come on, Murdock, you've proved your point!
Freddy Whoa: After what The Pack has done to him, I'm not sure if I blame him!
Omega continues to tap but Murdock doesn't care, he keeps his Gorilla Clutch Hold locked right in. After a few more warnings the ref has to call for the elimination.
Zach Davis: Deuce Murdock has gotten himself eliminated!
Finally, security hits the ring and gets Murdock off of Omega. Murdock rolls out and makes the "belt around waist" motion as he backpeddles up the ramp. Meanwhile, medics hit the scene to check on Omega.
Freddy Whoa: That submission, applied for as long as it was, could've done some serious injury to our United States Champion, Zach.
Regardless, the match must go on. Cormack MacNeill enters the ring, as does Bobby Cairo.
Zach Davis: We're down to four versus three!
The two meet in the center of the ring and tie up. Bobby gets the early advantage and puts Cormack into a headlock. Cormack shoves Bobby off. Bobby hits the ropes, bounces back, and Cormack drops him with a Shoulder Block. Bobby doesn't drop and Cormack follows up by grabbing him and hitting a Powerslam!, into a pin!
No! The Godfather gets the shoulder up.
Freddy Whoa: Bobby Cairo was already a WCF legend, but he's now also a War winner, Zach. Pinning him would a huge deal for a man like Cormack MacNeill.
Cormack tags in Richards. Alex comes in and lifts Bobby up into the Kryptonite Krunch position.
Zach Davis: They're going for a double team move here... watch out Bobby!
Cormack runs and hits the Instant Hangover!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Cairo is able to move his body enough so he avoids it!
Richards still drops him with a slam, but Cairo is able to roll away. Richards marches over and goes to lift him up but Bobby rolls him up with a pin attempt!
NO!, Richards escapes it. Both men are to their feet and Cairo runs at Richards. Richards lifts him up and drops him onto the ropes.
Zach Davis: Hot Shot!
Cairo hits the ropes and drops. Richards goes for a pin!
No!, Cairo gets the shoulder up.
Freddy Whoa: Bobby Cairo is, obviously, NOT an easy man to defeat.
Richards tags Cormack back in. Cormack stomps at Cairo a few times before backing off. Cairo gets to his feet as Cormack runs at him and hits a Knee Lift!
Zach Davis: But he's not invincible, Freddy. And if this monster of a man named Cormack MacNeill has his way, we'll see that.
MacNeill stomps Cairo a few more times before lifting him up. He throws Cairo's arm over his shoulder before lifting him for a Vertical Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Cormack has him up!
Cormack holds it for a few moments before dropping Bobby onto the mat. He floats over and goes for a pin.
No!, Cairo gets the shoulder up. Cormack rolls away before lifting Cairo back up with him. Cormack goes for an irish whip but Cairo reverses it!, sending Cormack flying instead. Cormack comes back and Bobby lifts him and hits a Samoan Drop. Cairo goes for the pin next.
No!, Cormack kicks out now!
Zach Davis: Amazing battle between these two men!
Cairo grins as he waits for Cormack to get up..
Freddy Whoa: R-CAIRO!
NO! Cormack shoves Cairo away! Cairo hits the ropes, bounces back -
Zach Davis: STONE OF KINGS!
Cormack hits his patented Spinebuster! The crowd boos as Cormack drops down and pins the Godfather of Professional Wrestling!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, no! BOBBY CAIRO KICKS OUT!
The crowd pops as he does! Cormack can't believe it this time. He lifts Bobby up before throwing him to the ropes once again. As Bobby comes back he fires off a Yakuza Kick!
Zach Davis: Bobby Cairo with a Yakuza Kick! He's alive!
Cairo quickly turns and dives, tagging in Steeltoe Joe.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes the People's Pastor!
Joe comes in and Clotheslines Cormack down as he gets back up. Chelsea Armstrong hits the ring and also gets a Clothesline for her troubles. Alex Richards is next. He ducks a Clothesline but Joe takes him down with a Big Boot!
Zach Davis: Steeltoe Joe, the People's Champion, clearing house!
Richards and Chelsea leave the ring as Cormack stumbles back up. Joe runs at him and Spears him!
Freddy Whoa: Vicious Spear!
Joe goes for the pin.
From outside the ring, Chelea puts Cormack's foot on the ropes.
Zach Davis: The referee sees the foot! Joe almost had it there, if not for the shenanigans.
Joe lifts Cormack up but Cormack low blows him. The crowd boos as Cormack hits a forearm on Joe, but Joe shakes it off. Joe kicks Cormack in the gut before throwing him to the ropes. Cormack comes back and Joe hits a Flapjack!
Freddy Whoa: Steeltoe Joe is the People's Champion for a reason, Zach. He's a monster.
Cormack rolls away and tags in Alex Richards. Richards quickly enters the ring and runs at Joe, bringing the fight to him!, jumping at him and hitting a series of rights and lefts. Joe stumbles backwards as Richards keeps hitting his strikes. Eventually Richards throws Joe to the ropes.
Zach Davis: We saw Richards' incredible feat of strength earlier in this match, but we also saw Steeltoe Joe beat him last week for the People's Title. Who's going to come out on top in this encounter?
As Joe comes back Richards goes to lift him up onto his shoulders!
Freddy Whoa: DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!
No!, Richards clutches his back as he can't quite lift the giant. Joe kicks Richards in the gut once again, doubling him over. Joe pulls him in and lifts him..
Zach Davis: Powerbomb!
Joe drops and pins Richards, hooking the leg.
NO! Richards kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: Richards will not be defeated by Joe a second time!
Joe lifts Richards up and knees him in the head a few times before lifting him in a Suplex position.
Zach Davis: He's holding him, showing his strength... he calls that his Stronghold!
But Richards adjusts his weight and lands behind Joe. Richards drops him with a Neckbreaker!
Freddy Whoa: Lots of back and forth between both men here. They're now laying on the mat, both exhausted.
Both start working their way to their feet, slowly but surely, with both teams cheering their member on. They're up at approximately the same time; they begin trading rights and lefts. Eventually Richards gets the upper hand.
Zach Davis: Big Clothesline-
No!, Joe ducks it.
Freddy Whoa: BAPTISM!
Zach Davis: HE'S GOT HIM HOOKED!
NO!, Richards elbows his way out of it! Joe is groggy and Richards grabs him by the throat.
Freddy Whoa: ZIM-QUILA HANGOVER!
Richards falls on top of Joe after hitting the move.
Zach Davis: Alex Richards pins the People's Champion!
Freddy Whoa: And he evens up the score! We're now three versus three!
Zach Davis: ICE Beckman, Bobby Cairo, and Seifer Black versus Chelsea Armstrong, Alex Richards, and Cormack MacNeill!
Suddenly three members of MS-13 come running out from the back. It’s Adrian and two random bikers from the gang. The two bikers hop up on the apron and start causing some chaos and get the referee involved. Adrian runs around the side of the ring and slides in behind Steeltoe Joe. He yells at Joe to turn around who does and nearly gets cut in half by a vicious spear from the big man. Adrian hops up and roars loudly. He then hops out of the ring, and is followed by the other two bikers who hop down from the apron.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Steeltoe Joe has just been attacked!
Zach Davis: Gravedigger and MS-13 strikes again! What does Gravedigger have against Steeltoe Joe?!?
Back in the match, Beckman enters the ring and Clotheslines Richards down. Beckman, fresh, stomps away at Richards before lifting him up quickly. Beckman throws Richards to the ropes and then hits a Dropkick as he comes back. Beckman then drops, Headbutting Richards, before going for a pin.
No, Richards gets the shoulder up.
Freddy Whoa: Alex Richards has never been the World Champion, but he's won lots of other belts in WCF in an era of intense competition. It would be easy to overlook him, but you can't. Don't be fooled, Alex Richards is no underdog.
Beckman gets back up and lifts Richards with him. Once he's up Beckman drops him again with a Swinging Neckbreaker.
Zach Davis: No, Richards jabs his way out of it!
Richards drops Beckman with a Sambo Suplex! He then dives and tags Cormack MacNeill back into the match!
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Cormack!
Cormack enters and runs at Beckman.
Zach Davis: INSTANT HANGOVER!
Freddy Whoa: NO! ICE Beckman does not get hangovers!
Indeed, Beckman avoids it! Both men turn to face one another and Beckman kicks Cormack.
Zach Davis: HANGOVER DDT! BECKMAN HITS IT!
He drops Cormack and goes for the pin!
Freddy Whoa: Cormack is out of here!
Zach Davis: And Team ICE once again takes the advantage.
Bobby Cairo regards Beckman from the apron, nodding, as if he's more interested in doing homework and measuring up Beckman than he is at winning this match. Beckman is soon assaulted by Alex Richards.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes the Archdude of Mass Confusion!
Zach Davis: Archdude?
Freddy Whoa: Typo, Zach, sorry.
Zach Davis: ...typo?
The fourth wall is quickly rebuilt as in the ring Richards pounds on the World Champion. He kicks Beckman stiff in the gut before taking him down with a Neckbreaker. Beckman stumbles up, which Richards anticipated, and as Beckman is dazed Richards grabs his throat.
Freddy Whoa: Choke Toss!
Beckman is sent flying into the corner!, his body crashing into the turnbuckle. It just happens to be the Pack's corner. As Beckman stumbles up Richards runs at him and Clotheslines him right into the turnbuckle once again. He then tags in Chelsea.
Zach Davis: Time for another lover's quarrel.
Chelsea is more interested in winning the match than dealing with any of those issues right now. As Beckman stumbles out from the corner, Richards lifts him in a high angle atomic drop. He drops to a seated position with Beckman's Spine across his shoulder. Chelsea quickly applies a Buffalo Sleeper!
Freddy Whoa: LAST GOODNIGHT! Last Goodnight applied on our World Champion in tandem with Alex Richards!
Beckman, as tough as he is, yells in pain and clutches his fist, not wanting to give up. The crowd begins to chant for him, BECK-MAN! BECK-MAN!
Zach Davis: Come on, ICE, you're the World Champion, you have more to lose than this!
Bobby Cairo continues to watch, making no move to help ICE.. studying him. Beckman refuses to quit. After several moments Seifer has had enough. Seifer comes in and runs at Chelsea, Dropkicking her and breaking it up!
Freddy Whoa: Seifer saves his partner!
Richards runs at Seifer but Seifer ducks away and hits him with a machine gun chop with such power it knocks Richards down. He rolls out of the ring. Chelsea runs at Seifer next but Seifer lifts her up.
Zach Davis: FADE TO BLACK!
NO!, Chelsea has Seifer's Burning Hammer well scouted and is able to land behind him. Seifer turns around.
Freddy Whoa: FADE TO BLACK!
NO!, Seifer has Chelsea's Impact Spinebuster well scouted and is able to leapfrog over her to avoid it. The two turn to face each other once again and Seifer hits Chelsea with a stiff Backfist!
Zach Davis: Backfist to the Future!
Seifer hits it! He quickly hops to the top and measures Chelsea before diving...
Freddy Whoa: Diving Double Foot Stomp to the head! SEIFER HITS IT!
Seifer goes for the pin.
Richards attacks to break it up.
Zach Davis: NO! Beckman stops him!
Freddy Whoa: Chelsea is gone!
Zach Davis: Richards is the last man standing representing The Pack, and he has three of the best in the business to go up against!
Richards throws Beckman out of the ring before going face to face with Seifer. Richards grabs Seifer's throat. His eyes go wide as Seifer drops.
Freddy Whoa: Zim-Quila Hangover!
Into the pin!
Zach Davis: Whoa! Er, I mean, wow! Alex Richards quickly gets an elimination!
Seifer rolls out of the ring as Cairo runs at Richards. Richards ducks The Godfather's Superkick before grabbing him..
Freddy Whoa: FINAL ENLIGHTENMENT! OUT OF NOWHERE!
Zach Davis: Alex Richards is on fire!
Richards drops and pins Cairo, hooking the leg!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: CAIRO KICKS OUT!
Indeed, at the very last second Cairo got the shoulder up. Richards wearily lifts Cairo up..
Freddy Whoa: R-CAIRO!
NO!, Richards shoves Cairo away! Cairo is sent into the ropes, bounces back, and runs right into an STO from Richards. Both men rest on the mat for several moments.
Zach Davis: Alex Richards has become a caged animal, Freddy, and no one is as dangerous as when they're in the kind of situation Richards is.
Slowly but surely both men begin fighting to their feet. They trade several blows, rights and lefts, each man rocking the other until Cairo hits a stiff kick to Richards' gut. He then pulls Richards in..
Freddy Whoa: PERFECTPLEX! That is Cairo's Irresistible Bliss!
Into the pin!
Zach Davis: NO! RICHARDS SOMEHOW ESCAPES IT!
The crowd gasps in surprise as Richards escapes it! From the apron, Beckman looks surprised himself.
Freddy Whoa: What will it take to keep Alex Richards down?
Zach Davis: He's a former People's Champion, former Hardcore Champion, former Tag Team Champion.. his stock has been steadily rising here, he's a tough son of a bitch.
Cairo stomps at Richards angrily and as if to answer Zach's question, lifts him up and hits an R-CAIRO!
Freddy Whoa: Boom.
Zach Davis: FROM OUTTA NOWHERE! We're legally required to say that.
Cairo drops down and pins Richards, hooking the leg.
Freddy Whoa: ICE Beckman and Bobby Cairo win Hellimination!
The bell sounds as Bobby Cairo gets to his feet. The referee raises his hand high in the air as Beckman enters the ring as well.
Zach Davis: Very tense, Freddy, very tense. We've got our One main event right here.
The referee hands ICE the World Championship, which ICE raises high in the air. Cairo eyes him, practically licking his lips at the sight of the belt.
Freddy Whoa: Bobby Cairo hasn't held the World Title in over eight years, Zach. He's hungry, he wants it back, and in about two months... he'll get his chance.
Helloween fades to black as Beckman and Cairo stare each other down.