the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota
Welcome to Your Life by Grouplove plays and Helloween is on the air! We have the usual pyro and ballyhoo bro before we go to our announcers.
Zach Davis: War has lead us to this! Helloween and Hellimination are here!
Freddy Whoa: Damian Kaine and Adrian Archer, after a rocky start, finally assembled a team. Not only did they get Archer's Zero Tolerance brethren, but two former WCF World Heavyweight Champions, Sarah Twilight... and Eric Price.
Zach Davis: The stakes have never been hire. If Team WCF wins, Pantheon are banned at getting any Title shots until One. That said, if Pantheon wins, they get the right to demand whatever Title shots at One that they wish!
Freddy Whoa: Either way, this match will determine the shape of WCF leading up to our biggest show of the year.
Zach Davis: Not to mention the fact that we're going to find out who exactly is going into One as the World Champion. Corey Black shocked the world when he walked out of War as the World Champion.
Freddy Whoa: And proceeded to shock Thomas Uriel Bates, who had at least SOME respect for him, when he reformed Pantheon. This is Bates' chance at becoming a two time World Champion.
Zach Davis: ...Or Gemini Battle! Since losing the Title to Bates, Battle has been on the warpath to take him down and get his Title back. There is no love lost between any of these three and it's going to be in the first ever Trick 'r Treat match. Who knows what will be behind the doors?
Freddy Whoa: Enough talk! Let's start the show!
Television Title Match
Lester Parish vs FPV
DING DING DING!
Kyle Steel: The following match is our opening contest of the night, and it is for THE WCF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd pops big for the match announcement, but those cheers quickly turn to boos when the arena dims until only ambient light glows from the big screen. Parish—his back turned to the viewer, wearing a gray overcoat with its collar cocked—plays Chopin’s “Nocturne in F Minor” on an old piano. The screen then cuts to his blue eyes behind a dark, latex mask. He speaks in a scratchy voice, "One more gap, just one more step."
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from Syracuse, New York, weighing 395 pounds, LESTER PARISH!
Zach Davis: What a surprise return this man made last week on Slam. Our champ FPV was expecting someone like Psychopomp or Dion Necurat to defend his TV Title against. Instead, he got this man. One Colonnade later and Frank was out like a light.
Freddy Whoa: The first of two Brotherhood members competing for gold tonight, and they're both against the same man. A win for Parish will not only do him a world of good, but it will also give Kevin Bishop a MAJOR advantage in the Scaffold match later tonight.
Chopin’s tune continues as he lumbers to the ring. Once under the ropes, the lights go back on. Parish removes his jacket and awaits the opponent in his corner.
The lights dim to a blood red, as glitchy electronic noises fill the arena. Many suspect that "Ghosts n' Stuff" is about to play...until instead they get a snippet of multiple songs. First "You Know My Name," then "Mountain Song," "Ghosts 'n Stuff, "The Scott Pilgrim Anthem," and finally "Professional Griefers." This snippets play seemingly at random until all sound stops, and the lights go off completely, until three words pop up on the titantron, in big white letters.
"FRANK PATRICK VENABLE"
The crowd explodes in applause as "True North" hits the P.A and Frank Patrick Venable finally makes his entrance, dressed in a dark red hoodie and wrestling tights, ready for a fight.
Kyle Steel: And his opponent. From Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 205 pounds, HE IS YOUR WCF TELEVISION CHAMPION, F! P! V!
Zach Davis: You gotta know that Frank is still probably reeling from the effects of last week. He's not being as energetic as he usually is.
Freddy Whoa: You got that right Zach. If Lester can capitalize on that, I think we got a new TV Champion tonight.
Frank takes his time getting to the ring, slapping the hands of a few lucky fans at ringside before sliding into the ring from underneath the bottom rope. He panders to the always appreciative crowd before removing his hoodie and entering his corner, waiting for the bell.
DING DING DING!
Zach Davis: And we're underway here at Helloween!
Frank and Lester meet in the center of the ring, and immediately Lester tries to land a quick jab on Frank, but the champ quickly catches Parish's fist and lands a knee to the gut. He follows it up with an elbow to the back of the head, followed by another knee to the gut, setting Lester standing upright. Frank tries to jab, but HE gets caught by Lester who then grabs Frank by the wrist, pulls him forward and tackles him full force, sending him right to the mat. The crowd jeer this, but Lester pays no mind at all to it.
Zach Davis: Some back and forth action to start, but it appears Lester has taken control.
Freddy Whoa: We had a feeling this match would be a dirty one, this is just the calm before the storm Zach.
Lester gets down to the ground and begins laying into FPV with hard strikes right to the temple. Once he's certain Frank won't get up, he stands up and starts stomping right on the chest of Frank, who convulses in pain as the ref tried to restore order.
Freddy Whoa: There it is Zack, we knew he'd go for that chest soon enough. Just look at the champ, that's the face of pure discomfort right there.
The ref begins to count to five, Lester makes it to four before stopping his assault on Frank...only to get right back to stomping and restarting the count.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCK YOU LESTER *Clap Clap ClapClapClap*
Zach Davis: Oh come on now, that's just blatant circumventing of the rules right there.
Once again the ref makes it to four when Lester stop stomping on Frank's chest. The ref gives Lester grief about what he's doing and warns him not to do it again.Lester picks Frank up and attempts to clothesline him into the corner, but Frank resists quick enough to land a kick to Lester's shins. The momentary pause in Lester's offense gives Frank enough time to land a standing dropkick to Lester, sending the big man toppling to the ground. The crowd cheers, but Frank has no time to play off of it, as he immediately goes to the top rope and LEAPS OFF with a double foot stomp!
Freddy Whoa: GOOMBA STOMP. WHOA THERE FRANKY. Bustin out the big moves early.
Zach Davis: With his big match later tonight, one can imagine Frank would like to end this match as early as he can.
Trying to quickly capitalize, Franky goes for the fist drops! He landss one! He lands two! He lands three!
Zach Davis: I Herd U Liek Fist Drops! This is bound to keep Lester at bay for a bit.
FPV tries to go for a fourth, but as he falls for the drop, he lands awkwardly on top of Lester's left arm. The fist doesn't even connects for the drop, and as Frank rolls off of him, we can see him clutching his eye.
Freddy Whoa: What the fuck? Did Lester just poke Frank in the eye mid fist drop?
Zach Davis: I don't think we can say for certain, but if that's what did happen, then Lester is a sneaky bastard.
Lester sits up and smiles as the crowd boo him mercilessly. Slowly getting up, he picks Frank up and once again goes for the clothesline, this time getting it and sending FPV right into the turnbuckle. With Frank's injured chest exposed, Lester NAILS him with a vicious mongolian chop. FPV screams in pain and collapses to the ground, only for Lester to pick him back up and chop him again!
Zach Davis: Not a single Woo for these chops. These are just nasty.
Rather then predictably going for a third, instead Lester grabs FPV and puts him in a blood choke. The ref asks if Frank wants to submit, but he refuses to tap, instead opting to slowly power out of the hold. With the choke having taken some of his breath away, Frank discards any pretense of style and just goes for a hard forearm shot right to Lester's face, Lester responding in kind. The two then spend ten seconds landing blow after blow after blow! The crowd is on their feet, as blood visibly begins trickling down FPV's face.
Zach Davis: JEEEESUS. This match is devolving into something primal, and the crowd loves it!
Both men hit one final blow, and the force of both of them knocks them out and on their backs.
Crowd: DUB SEE EFF! DUB SEE EFF!
Freddy Whoa: This is how your start a PPV Zach! With hard hitting action.
The first one to make it to the pin is Frank, who lays on top of Lester.
Kickout by Lester!
Frank barely acknowledges the count before getting to his feet, slowly but surely, and lifting Lester up. He grapples him, hits a gator roll into a swinging neckbreaker for The Duster! Opting not to go with multiple rolls, Frank hits the move and goes for the pin again.
THR-Kickout by Lester!
Now Frank is beside himself, but he gets back up and takes Lester with him, trying to go for the FUS ROH DUH clothesline, BUT LESTER CATCHES HIM AS HE'S RUNNING AND HITS THE SIDEWALK SLAM!
Zach Davis: BRUTAL VOLITON BY LESTER! THIS COULD BE IT!
Lester goes for thee pin!
Freddy Whoa: NO, FRANK KICKED OUT! FRANK KICKED OUT!
Lester confirms with the ref that the count was two before getting back up. He knows what must be done. He gets Frank to his feet, then in a repeat of last week...
Freddy Whoa: THERE IT IS! COLONNADE! THIS COULD BE IT!
Zach Davis: NOOO! FPV CATCHES THE FIST RIGHT IN THE NICK OF TIME!!
Indeed, Frank has Lester's fist right in the palm of his hands. Lester is in shock at this turn of events. One quick shove from Frank later, and...
Crowd: BOOM! HEADSHOT!!
Zach Davis: Head shot by Frank! This could be it!
Zach Davis: He did it! Frank has retained his title against Lester Parish!
The crowd are cheering their hearts out as the ref hands FPV the belt, who holds it triumphantly.
Zach Davis: That's one win for Frank tonight against The Brotherhood. Can he do it again later tonight with the People's title on the line?
Freddy Whoa: We'll see. We gotta take a quick ad break, our next match is up next!
Sebastian Stone vs Ishi Yagami
Kyle Steel: the following match is set for one fall, introudcing first from Kumatori, Osaka, Japan, wieghing in at 205lbs Ishi Yagami!
Ishi Yagami comes out to Muse's "Cave". He stands at the ramp for quite some time, looking around the arena before making his way down the ramp. He makes very little interaction with the crowd aside from some nodding to particular audience members here and there and wastes little time getting up the stairs and into the ring as the chorus of the song hits. He sits down in his corner, holding on to the top rope with both hands and rocks himself slowly back and forth.
Kyle Steel:and his opponent!
The lights dim simultaneously on out in the Wrestling Championship Federation arena as it plunges into darkness as "Critical Acclaim" By Avenged Sevenfold begins to blare on out of the PA announce system across the arena as if on cue, out of nowhere SEBASTIAN STONE whom other wise is known as "BROADWAY'S FINEST" appears out in front of the black WCF logo curtains as he does he can be seen swinging around to face the fans.
Once seen, the fans of WCF can be heard booing him and chants of "Stone Sucks" can be heard along with "Pay Your Dues" and "You can't wrestle", and the most notorious chant which is almost heard instantly "You can't Act" can be heard as he stands in the center of the stage looking out into the darkness that surrounds around him.
Kyle Steel: "Coming from Los Angeles, California he weighs in tonight at Two-hundred and Twenty-Eight pounds and stands approximately Six’ foot in height... he is Broadway's Finest... SEEEEBASTIAN STTTTTONE!!!”
Stone slowly walks down the entrance aisle, as he does he stands in the center of the isle as a white piercing light comes shining down upon him and illuminating his figure which can be seen being illuminating under the light as he stands in the entrance aisle as he continues looking out into the darkness that surrounds him for a few seconds more.
As he does various photographer come running up the entrance aisle and began taking various snapshots of him. Stone does a few taunts as the photographers continue to snap photo’s of him as he slowly continues walking on down the entrance isle soaking in all the hatred from the nearby fans of VOW at ringside, various flashes continue to be seen going off around him.
As Stone does he can be seen wearing a emerald green, and yellow feather boa around his neck which can be seen being lit up under the white light, Sebastian soaks in the jeers, and chants of disdain from the fans as he does money can be seen falling from the ceiling of the arena into the stands of the nearby fans. His eyes burn with intensity and hatred the more closer he gets to the ring as he thinks more and more about his opponent, his body pounding with adrenaline with blood lust on his mind as he makes his way down to the ring.
As Stone slowly walks on down the aisle he can be seen ignoring the nearby fans, once at ringside Sebastian walks around to the steel steps and slowly walks on up them, before entering the ring finally. Once inside the ring Stone climbs the nearest turnbuckle and throws out his arms ((Viva Randy Orton)) as he continues to soak in the jeers, and hatred from the fans at ringside and those that can be heard throughout the arena being shown toward him as he waits for his opponent to come on out from behind the black curtain to do battle.
Zach Davis: Stone has 23lbs on his opponet tonight lets see if that will factor in.
The two get face to face ,and stone mouths something to Ishi that he doesnt seem to understand. Stone then slaps the japanease man hard. Ishi responds with a series of hard chops to the chest followed by whipping Stone into the ropes. Upon returning Ishi lands a beautiful spinning roundhouse kick crumpling the Stone. Ishi follows up with a standing moonsault into a pin.
Zach Davis: What a amazing set of moves.
Freddy Whoa: And we got an early pin attempt. 1...
Stone Easly kicks out. Both men scramble to their feet, where Ishi is hit with a series of elbows and forarms to the chest and mid section. Ishi fires back with a series of kicks of his on, but his momentum is cut short with a hard knee lift to the jaw.
Zach Davis: What a knee! and now Stone running to the ropes!
Freddy Whoa: whoa! a springboard lariat just as Ishi was geting up.
Stone lifts his opponent as in a normal vertical suplex, but turn around as he or she falls back to twist the opponent into the mat.
Zach Davis: A Spectacular rotating vertical suplex by Stone!
Stone applys and armbar, and after a few minutes of being in it Ishi fights out. They both make it to their feet yet again where Ishi hits Stone with a series of kicks then runs and rebounds off the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Superkick! No he missed
Zach Davis: Stone calls this the Reel To Reel
Freddy Whoa: I thought id seen him in some the movies i watch online Zack
Stone ducks the super kick and grabs Ishi with a Release Multiple German Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Stone waiting for Ishi to rise,
Zach Davis: Cobra Clutch locked in, Stone looking to finish it with Natrual Process!
NO! Both men are struck from behind.
Freddy Whoa: What the hell!?
Zach Davis: I know we've seen our share of returns lately but I didn't expect this!
TEK spins Stone around and hits him with a Fisherman Buster! Former Champion Tek stomps on Stone a few times before Yagami attacks him from behind. Tek shrugs off his attacks and pulls him in and hits a Crucifix Flip Piledriver!
Freddy Whoa: I can't even remember the last time we saw Tek! What's he doing here attacking these guys?
The fans don't know what to make of Tek who stands over the men he's just beaten up. The ref has called for the bell, making it a no contest.
Zach Davis: Well Tek has certainly made a statement here tonight.
Tek stares into the camera for a few moments before leaving the ring.
Johnny Blaze vs Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso
Kyle Steel: Our next match tonight is set to begin. Introducing first from parts unknown, Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso.
Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso steps out through the curtains to a chorus of fire alarms and red flashing lights as he backflips off the stage into the crowd. They catch him perfectly and he flips back again onto the walkway. He shakes hands with those around him before doing a series of flips on the way towards the ring. Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso flips up the stairs and onto the top rope. He shoots a fireball towards the ceiling as the crowd goes wild.
Fire by Scooter begins playing throughout the X-Cell Coliseum as Johnny Blaze steps out from behind the curtains. Fireballs shoot up towards the ceiling along the walkway as he slowly starts making his way towards the ring. His eyes seem focused as he stares at Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso standing in the ring. Johnny Blaze climbs the stairs onto the ring apron and points at Fuego before running his thumb across his throat. He then leaps into the ring and charges towards Fuego as Kyle Steel quickly exits the ring.
Zach Davis: Johnny Blaze isn't waiting for the bell to start this match.
Freddy Whoa: He must not be happy about what happened backstage after their match last week.
Blaze charges Fuego who attempts to flip out of his way. Blaze hits Fuego with a shoulder block that catches him in mid flip. Fuego slams into the turnbuckle and falls to the mat. Blaze picks up Fuego and slams him to the mat before climbing to the second turnbuckle. Blaze flips off of the turnbuckle and slams onto Fuego. Blaze grabs the leg as he goes for the pin. The referee slides into position and begins making the count.
3 No, Fuego raises his shoulder at the last moment.
Zach Davis: Blaze trying to end this one quickly.
Freddy Whoa: He should know he has to wear Fuego down more first. Rookie mistake there.
As Blaze complains to the referee about a slow count Fuego gets to his feet and connects with a drop kick to the back of Blazes head. The force pushes Blaze into the referee and their heads collide. As Blaze stumbles backwards Fuego grabs him and connects with a power bomb. Fuego hooks the leg as he goes for the pin.
No referee? Fuego looks around and sees the referee laid out on the mat. Fuego releases Blaze and goes over to the referee. Fuego slaps the referee a couple of times trying to wake him up. Fuego hooks the referee's leg and tries for the pin. Blaze has come back to his senses and sees what is happening. Blaze goes over and begins counting.
3. No, the referee gets his shoulder up and Fuego begins arguing with Blaze, slapping his hands together indicating a slow count. Blaze shakes his head no as the two continue arguing. Fuego gets fed up and spits towards Blaze. A fireball erupts and Blaze ducks an instant before it hits him. Blaze uses all his might and shoves with his legs propelling himself towards Fuego. Fuego flips over and Blaze goes right by him and through the ropes to the arena floor.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! What the hell just happened?
Zach Davis: I'm not sure right now myself but I would say that Johnny Blaze is in some trouble here.
Fuego climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits while Blaze gets to his feet. Fuego leaps and connects with a missile dropkick the sends Blaze into the steel railing. Fuego picks up Blaze and rolls him into the ring. Fuego grabs a beer from a fan at ringside and climbs into the ring. He pours it onto the referee's face. The referee wakes up shaking his head and coughing. Fuego grabs Blaze and powerslams him down to the mat before climbing to the top rope. Fuego leaps off and connects with a frog splash. He goes for the cover as the ref slides into position.
No, Blaze gets his foot on the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: A mistake there by Fuego as he didn't hook the leg.
Zach Davis: Blaze is unable to capitalize on it though. Ouch! That had to hurt!
Fuego picks up Blaze and connects with a running bulldog. The momentum sends both to the arena floor.
Freddy Whoa: SuperNova!
Zach Davis: This could be it if he can get Blaze back into the ring.
Fuego makes it to his feet and picks up Blaze. He throws Blaze into the steel steps at ringside. The referee begins counting.
Fuego grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up at ringside.
Fuego slides into the ring and stops the count. He slides back out of the ring and grabs Blaze. He places Blaze on top of the table. Fuego climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off. Blaze rolls off of the table onto the floor moments before impact. Fuego hits the table and crashes through it.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Both Blaze and Fuego are down.
Zach Davis: Fuego paid for that high risk.
The referee begins counting again.
Blaze gets to his knees and begins crawling towards the ring. Fuego shakes the cobwebs out of his head trying to regain his senses. Blaze grabs the ring apron and uses it to get to his feet. Blaze rolls into the ring and grabs onto the ropes. Fuego gets to his feet. His forehead is bleeding as he makes his way to the ring. Blaze gets to his feet in the ring and waits for Fuego. As Fuego enters the ring through the middle rope Blaze grabs him and connects with a powerbomb. Blaze hooks the leg as he goes for the cover. The ref begins counting.
No, Fuego gets the shoulder up.
Blaze picks up Fuego and sends him into the ropes. Fuego ducks coming off as Blaze attempts a lariat. Fuego bounces off the ropes on the other side.
Blaze connects with a dropkick that sends Fuego to the mat. Blaze picks up Fuego and connects with a snap suplex, followed by another, and another, and another. Blaze picks up Fuego and begins climbing the turnbuckles. He places Fuego on the top turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: We know what is coming here. If Blaze connects it's all over.
Zach Davis: Fatal Fury! He hits it. Blaze with the cover.
Zach Davis: He's done it! Johnny Blaze has won.
Drax Durant vs Jaice Wilds vs Chaos vs Lupus Onyx
Kyle Steel: This next match is a Fatal Four way match. introducing first from Milwaukee, Wisconsin "The Straight Edge Savior" Drax Durant!
Cult of Personality, by Living Color plays, After 30 seconds Drax Durant bursts out the curtain. Holding up his arms high in the air and invites applause. But all he gets are boos and jeers, and he loves every moment of it. He hops into the ring and stands dead center and crosses his arms to symbolize X. The Symbol of the Straight Edge Movement.
Kyle Steel: introducing next from Puerto Vehlo, Brazil,Jaice Wilds!
"Side Of A Bullet" by Nickleback blares throughout the building as Wilds staggers through the crowd to the ring.
Kyle Steel: introducing next, from London England,, he is the WCF Extreme Champion, Chaos!
Zach Davis: Now for the people watching at home the Extreme championship isnt a WCF sanctioned title.
Freddy Whoa: Is it sanctioned anywhere?
This Love by Pantera plays. For the first couple of seconds, the stage is blank, only a image of the name "ChAos" covered in barbed wire shows, then, the lights go up and Chaos is just standing there, just before the rock starts. When the rock kicks in, he does a Roman Reigns style roar, with the Extreme Championship around his waist, and a trash can FULL of weapons. He walks to the ring, throws the crash can inside, and climbs in via the steps, and prepares to fight.
Freddy Whoa: Chaos is wrapped in barbwire and bringing some toys with him, but this isnt a hardcore match is it Zack?
Zach Davis: There are no DQS in a fatal four match so essentially yes Johnny.
Kyle Steel: , Introducing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada... being escorted to the ring by Branwen. He is Ooooooooonyx!
Strobe lights start to flicker, fog fills the entrance. The opening riff to Disturbed's "The Vengeful One" begins to play. Through the fog, a woman appears first before Onyx appears in a pair of black trunks and boots, his hands taped MMA-style.
The bell rings and Chaos nails wilds with a kendo stick and begins to where the extreme aerialist down, mean while Oynx and Durant lock horns in a colar and elbow tie up.
Durant takes Oynx in to side head lock take down, and and keeps a hold of the head.
Zach Davis: OH and wilds is back in this thing with punches to Chaos' gut. followed by a spectacular standing dropkick.
Freddy Whoa: Pele kick by Wilds knocks Chaos into the seated postion, at the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: whats wilds doing here? oh he has a chair propped against Chaos' face.
Freddy Whoa: Oh My God!!! coast to coast drop kick!
Onyx hits Durant with a short arm closeline, followed by another lariat, and one more before turning and belly to belly suplexing wilds across the ring. Onyx picks Wilds up and hits a muscle buster.
Zach Davis: Wolf bite by Onyx, could be all over as everyone else is down.
Freddy Whoa: Nope only a two count as Chaos is back up.
Chaos breaks the pin, then grabs Onyx and hits a hard back body drop. Onyx rolls out of the ring, and Chaos catches Durant with a belly to belly over the top rope.
Freddy Whoa: Holy crap these guys are gunna kill each other
Zach Davis: Whats Chaos doing now?
Freddy Whoa: Looks like he is looking for that Barbed Wire and Tack Covered Steel Chair.
Zach Davis: He Found Demento ! things could get uglier!
Chaos puts demento on the mat by the turn buckle then picks up Wilds and sets him on the top turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Chaos looking for the , Planet Buster onto Demnto! oh it could be all over, Jaice is busted bad!
Freddy Whoa: No in comes Durant, triple germans to Chaos, but here comes Oynx!
Zach Davis: Durant hits Oynx With a kick to the gut, then rebounds off the ropes and....
Freddy Whoa: Soberer! the shining wizard that will make you quit drinking!
Chaos gets back to his feet and rushes Durant, who lands a sambo suplex on the barbed chair.
Freddy Whoa: Oh and Say NO to Drugs, on the chair.
Zach Davis: That may make him say yes to drugs, Johnny.
Durant then hits Oynx with a suplex, followed by a body slam then picks him up for a GTS.
Zach Davis: Whats Branwen doing!
Freddy Whoa: I'd say by that low blow, Playing shuffle ball Zach.
All Four men are down but Drax is able to cover Chaos!
Freddy Whoa: That Say No to Drugs got Drax the win!
Drax Durant stands up triumphantly as the ref raises his arm.
Joe Smarts vs Dion Necurat
The crowd cheers when 'Vertigo' comes on. Joe comes out much more lethargically than usual and trots down the ramp at half-speed. He slides into the ring. The crowd is still cheering but seems a little put off by his casualness. He gets up climbs slowly tothe 2nd Rope and puts both his hands up. He plops back to the canvas.
Freddy Whoa: Something seems off about Smarts tonight.
Zach Davis: Too many fries maybe?
Battle Metal by Turisas hits the speakers and here comes Dion Necurat. Dion enters at the beginning of the verse to "Battle Metal." He raises his free arm to the crowd, then focuses his attention to the ring. He walks down the ramp, not taking his eyes off of Smarts. Before entering the ring, Dion removes the shield from his arm, setting it aside against the ring steps. Dion slides into the ring, raising an arm in the air. He then walks over to his corner, mentally preparing for the match.
Freddy Whoa: Well nothing looks “off” about this guy. With the announcement of a few new foundations he’s a part of it, he’s got a renewed focus and he’s ready to go!
Zach Davis: The referee calls for the bell and we’re under way!
Freddy Whoa: But it looks like Joe is still getting his t-shirt off...He’s really taking his time here. He almost seems lazy tonight.
Zach Davis: Necurat, being the chivalrous competitor he is, keeps his distance and gives Smarts plenty of time to get settled.
Smarts finally gets his shirt off and tries to throw it to the crowd but it doesn’t quite make it there. He finally turns back to his opponent and steps towards Necurat. Necurat grabs him with a collar elbow tie up. Necurat with a hammer lock, he wrenches on it and then slaps releases it and puts a headlock on Joe. He takes Smarts down to the mat with a headlock takeover. Smarts has his shoulders down.
Zach Davis: 1….2….
Freddy Whoa: No, Smarts rolls Necurat back onto his own shoulders for a pin. 1, no kickout by Necurat! And now Smarts’ shoulders are down again! 1….2…
Zach Davis: Smarts puts Necurat into a pin 1, a short 2 and Necurat--still with that headlock--pins Smarts again! 1...2…
Freddy Whoa: A proper kickout from Smarts and Dion is quickly back to his feet with a big smile on his face.
Zach Davis: I think The Crimson Gladiator may’ve been allowing that to happen to rack up some donations for “Pins for Kids” as they of course contribute for every near fall!
Though Necurat was back to his feet quickly, Smarts is much slower to get up. Dion wastes no time however and nails him with a shining wizard and then a lionsault.
Freddy Whoa: Center Ring! 1….2….
Zach Davis: Kickout by Smarts!
Necurat with a fist drop. And another. He picks up Smarts, whips him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline which is ducked under by Smarts. They’re back to back now, arms interlocked. Necurat is looking for a backslide driver.
Freddy Whoa: He’s going for the Praetorian Driver! He flips the big man over his back!
Zach Davis: Smarts lands on his feet! Double arm DDT from Smarts!
Necurat is back up and comes at Smarts with a clothesline who ducks under it and POPS Necurat with a jumping sidekick right on the chin!
Freddy Whoa: I know Dion likes jazz but I doubt he’s enjoying that chin music!
Zach Davis: Dion is down--and possibly out. But what is Smarts doing? He’s just...leaning in the corner?
Freddy Whoa: His head is not in it tonight! He looks just plan lazy! He could have a pinfall here on Dion.
Zach Davis: Or at least a nearfall! And that means he’s also costing Dion’s foundation money!
As Smarts leans in the turnbuckle the fans begin to boo him a bit. He looks confusedly at the crowd and shrugs before climbing to the second turnbuckle to raise both his fists to them. While he climbs up slowly though, Necurat is back to his feet and gets him up into an electric chair and slams him back down to the mat. Another pin from Necurat. 1….2…
Freddy Whoa: Another kickout from Smarts! Necurat is getting frustrated now!
Necurat gets into full mount and starts peppering Smarts with rights and lefts! He’s really pounding him but Smarts wriggles out of the mount and is pulling his feet up. It looks like he’s going for a Pentagram choke.
Freddy Whoa: He’s going for the Bonds of Glory! That’s Dion’s finisher!
Zach Davis: But he’s really half-assing it! He’s certainly not getting it locked in….and Necurat is lifting him up for a powerbomb!
Freddy Whoa: No, Smarts is fighting his way out of it! Smarts with right hands as Necurat stumbles back into the turnbuckle!
Smarts finally wriggles out of the powerbomb position and is getting onto the top turnbuckle but Dion is quick to grab him and put him into a fireman’s carry position. Dion runs out of the corner and drills him into the mat with a spinning death valley driver.
Freddy Whoa: Wheel of Charity! Wheel of Charity! 1….2…..
Zach Davis: 3! Dion Necurat continues his recent winning ways over Joe Smarts!
Hardcore Title Contendership Match
Lilith vs Adam Young
Kyle Steel: Introducing first- From the great state of Texas Weighing in at 240 pounds... Redneck... Adam... Yooouuung!!!
Adam Young comes down the ramp with a shopping cart full of hardcore treats!
Kyle Steel: From Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 132 pounds.... she is LILITH!!!
Zach Davis: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to Helloween and here we have our number one contender match for the Hardcore title.
Lilith skips down the ramp with her own shopping cart… full of teddy bears?
The bell ring and the match begins.
The two competitors jock for position, each wary to make the first move.
Freddy Whoa: They’ve left their respective carts on the outside of the ring and they are staring each other down.
Zach Davis: The look in Adam Young’s eyes says I wanna kill you and I wanna fuck you, and maybe even in that order!
Adam Young lunges forward and Lilith screams at the top of her lungs like a banshee. Adam Young covers his ears as does the first 3 rows of fans as the screeching intensifies. Lilith stops and all that can be heard is a soft ringing as Lilith delivers a kick to Young’s head and goes for a quick pin.
Kickout. Adam Young rolls out of the ring and grabs his shopping cart of goodies. He tosses in a cookie sheet.
Lilith: HEY! WHERE ARE THE COOKIES!?!?
Then he tosses in a garbage can lid.
Lilith: HEY, HOW DID YOU GET MY FRONT DOOR!?!?
Then he tosses in a kendo stick.
Lilith: HEY, HOW DID YOU GET MY JARED HOLMES SHAPED DILDO!?!?
Zach Wavis: HEEEEEELLLLL YEA, BITCHES!!!
Freddy Whoa: What the hell was that?
Zach Davis: I’m… I’m not quite sure. I’m sorry about that.
Adam Young slides in under the bottom rope with a chain in his hands and then gets up and swings it around over his head causing Lilith to flee out the other side of the ring to her own cart. She starts tossing in Teddy Bears to the delight of the crowd.
Freddy Whoa: This should be interesting.
She slides under the ring after tossing in a few teddy bears with one of her own with a big heart that says ‘I love you’ on it. Adam young swings the chain like a whip and knocks the bear out of her hand. The bear cries in a high pitched voice-
‘Why are you doing this to me?’
As it rolls out of the ring leaving Lilith alone in the ring with the Redneck madman Adam Young. She drops to her knees, a familiar position, pleading with Adam to spare her. He rolls the chain around his fist and gives her a solid shot to the head knocking her to the ground.
Zach Davis: What a vicious shot. She was pleading for mercy and Adam Young doesn’t know the meaning of the word.
Freddy Whoa: He doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.
He drops to give her a pin but she rolls out of the ring. He pounds on the mat in frustration and climbs out after her. She clutches onto a Teddy Bear she grabbed from nearby as he easily lifts her up and into the ring with a deafening thud.
Zach Davis: It looks like Lilith got just the amount of time she needed. She’s back on her feet but she’s still pleading for the match to stop. She throws a bear at Adam that he swipes away. Then she tosses another one that hits him right in the face. She laughs nearly uncontrollably as he grabs her by the throat in a tight onehanded chokehold.
She drops to a knee and reaches around feverishly for another weapon. She grabs one… ANOTHER TEDDY BEAR! She winds back and takes a huge swing nailing Adam Young on the temple.
And he goes down like a sack of bricks.
Lilith clutches at her throat with one free hand as she drops the Teddy and a lead ball rolls out from within the torn toy. She quikly gets on top of Adam and goes for the pin.
Kyle Steele: The winner… LILITH!
She skips around with a smile of pure joy on her face as her music plays.
Zach Davis: It looks like Crazy J is gonna have to look towards Lilith as his next contender. Say what you want about this girl… she’s fucking crazy. Who ever heard of a killer teddy bear?
Alpha Title Gauntlet Match
Kidd Krazzy vs Jason O'Neal vs Johnny Evil vs CJ Phoenix
Zach Davis: Time for our Alpha Title gauntlet match!
Freddy Whoa: CJ Phoenix is very close to being able to trade in the Alpha Title for a shot at a belt of his choosing. With the Hellimination main event coming up, that option is mighty important.
Zach Davis: But can he make it through this? As the Champion, he's going to come out last. Which two men will start it?
Psycho by puddle of mudd plays and Kidd Krazzy comes running out head banging and flashing his kk hand signal ( puts thumbs pointer and middle fingers togather to look like ks.)
Freddy Whoa: Kidd Krazzy is number one.. Who else?
The lights fade through the arena and begin to flicker as "Square Hammer" by Ghost plays through the speakers. Johnny steps out onto the stage dressed in clothing. He looks around for a moment, before stepping over to one side of the stage and pointing outward with his finger into the audience. Johnny makes his way to the other side of the stage and does the same thing. He then paces and begins to hop around a bit and hype up the crowd.
Zach Davis: Johnny Evil starts it too!
After a moment, Johnny begins a somewhat fast jog down the ramp to the rhythm of the music all while speading his arms out like a plane and spinning around a bit. Once he makes his way to the ringside area, he slides through the bottom rope and then hops to his feet. He begins a pace around the ring before ascending the ropes. Johnny begins talking and hyping up the audience as he lifts his arms into the air and sways them up and down. As his music dies down and the lights return to their normal state, he hops off the ropes and gets ready for his match.
Freddy Whoa: There it is, we know Jason O'Neal will be next and CJ Phoenix will be last! Can these two guys survive both of them?
Kidd Krazzy and Johnny Evil circle each other and tie up. Johnny Evil gets the better of Kidd and throws him to the ropes. As he comes back Evil lifts him up and executes a Blue Thunder Bomb!, into the pin.
Zach Davis: No!, Kidd kicks out.
Evil lifts Kidd up again and knees him in the gut. This time he lifts him up into a Vertical Suplex position before dropping him with a Screwdriver!
Freddy Whoa: OOF, Kidd driven into the mat!
Evil makes another pin.
No!, Kidd with the shoulder up yet again.
Zach Davis: CJ Phoenix is the first ever Alpha Champion, and both of these men would love to be the second.
Evil sends Krazzy to the ropes but as Krazzy comes back he hits a Dropkick. Evil gets up and Krazzy goes for a Spinning Heel Kick. Evil catches it and spins him around before executing an Eat Defeat!
Freddy Whoa: Evil not going for another pin. He stomps away at Kidd Krazzy. Come on, Kidd, this is your chance!
Johnny Evil climbs to the top after having Kidd subdued and taunts the fans before flying.
Zach Davis: SWANTON BOMB! Evil pins Kidd once more.
NO! SHOULDER UP AGAIN!
Freddy Whoa: Kidd Krazzy just won't give up!
Zach Davis: Johnny Evil smartly wants to end this match as fast as possible but Kidd Krazzy won't let him!
Johnny Evil lifts Kidd Krazzy up and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He runs at him and Clotheslines him into it before lifting him up.
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES THE LOBOTOMY!
NO!, Kidd Krazzy jabs him a few times and pushes him off! Kidd Krazzy jumps off.
Zach Davis: TOP ROPE HADOUKEN!
Kidd Krazzy falls on top of Johnny Evil.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Outta nowhere!
Evil rolls out of the ring and Jason O'Neal is IMMEDIATELY inside of it. Before Kidd Krazzy can even get to his feet O'Neal hits a Lagniappe!
Zach Davis: OUTTA NOWHERE!
Jason O'Neal pins Kidd Krazzy!
Freddy Whoa: Well then!
Zach Davis: Jason O'Neal and CJ Phoenix! Alpha Title on the line!
"Re-education Through Labor" begins to play as CJ Phoenix rushes to the ring!
Brawl! Here we go!
Freddy Whoa: CJ Phoenix and Jason O'Neal trading fisticuffs!
O'Neal gets the upper hand and hits a Vertical Suplex on CJ Phoenix. Phoenix shifts his weight and lands behind O'Neal. Phoenix waits for O'Neal to turn and runs at him and hits an STO. Phoenix gets to his feet quickly before O'Neal is up too, O'Neal runs at Phoenix and Phoenix hits a Powerslam!
Zach Davis: Into the pin!
No, O'Neal escapes. The Real Deal gets to his feet and Phoenix hits him with a Dropkick. He stumbles into a corner and Phoenix lifts him up.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes the Superplex!
No!, O'Neal shifts his weight to land on top of the Champ, but no - Phoenix reverses that into a Codebreaker!
Zach Davis: I HEARD YOU LIKE REVERSALS SO I PUT A REVERSAL IN YOUR REVERSAL!
Phoenix covers O'Neal!
No!, O'Neal gets the shoulder up.
Freddy Whoa: What a sequence there but Phoenix has him..
Phoenix lifts O'Neal up and throws him to the ropes. As O'Neal comes back Phoenix hits an Exploder Suplex! He follows up by running to the ropes.
Zach Davis: Lionsault by the Alpha Champion!
Into the pin!
NO!, Jason O'Neal kicks out.
Freddy Whoa: Technically speaking, Jason O'Neal already fought one match in this gauntlet. He didn't REALLY but yeah.
Phoenix gets to his feet and measures O'Neal as he gets up....
Zach Davis: SPEAR!
NO!, O'Neal avoids it and rolls Phoenix up!
Freddy Whoa: NEW ALPHA CHAMP!
NO!, Phoenis escapes it! Both men are to their feet and O'Neal hits a series of kicks before lifting Phoenix up and hitting a Backbreaker. He goes for another pin.
Kickout from CJ Phoenix. O'Neal quickly shifts over to Phoenix's legs and begins wrapping him up.
Zach Davis: SHARPSHOOTER!
Phoenix kicks O'Neal away before he can hit the Money Maker. O'Neal runs at Phoenix and goes for a Running Knee but Phoenix rolls away, gets to his feet, and fires it off.
Freddy Whoa: TALON KICK!
Jason O'Neal ducks it and the two men turn to face each other.
Zach Davis: ANOTHER LAGNIAPPE OUTTA NOWHERE!
O'Neal pins Phoenix.
Freddy Whoa: WE HAVE A NEW ALPHA CHAMPION!
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: Jason O'Neal and that damn Lagniappe of his!
O'Neal is handed the Alpha Title as CJ Phoenix rolls out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Jason O'Neal could hold that belt and end up challenging for the WCF World Title! But only time will tell.
Zach Davis: CJ Phoenix, the first Champion, has no rematch; no one can hold the Alpha Championship more than once. What will he move on to?
We go to a commercial.
Tag Team Titles Match
Doc Henry/Oblivion vs Steven Singh/Cliff of Doom vs Teddy Blaze/Captain WCF
Freddy Whoa: We are all set up for the 3 Way Tag Team Title Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match!
Zach Davis: Oh my! The entryway is lined with ladders, there are tables surrounding the ring and chairs scattered just about everywhere!
Dr. Feelgood hits the speakers and as the main riff blasts through the arena, Doc Henryi emerges on the stage. Looking around, he raises his fists in the air, the crowd cheering wildly as he stops in the entry ramp and waits for his partner....
The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed Fargo Arena. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering. "Click click boom" by Saliva begins to play. The blaring guitar begins to play.
The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing along with the music...
Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly slinks out. The music continues the blare out and rattled the arena.
Oblivion bolts out onto the entrance stage. The crowd roars out. Oblivion goes to his left, bounces thrusting out his arms towards the crowd, bringing in their cheers...
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Oblivion turns around and bolts to the other end, of the stage. Once again thrusting out his arms before turning and heading downing the ramp.
On these Saturdays when kids go out and play
You I was up in my room let the stereo blaze
Kyle Steel: From Euphoria... Weighing in at 325 pounds... He is the God of Enlightenment... Oblivion!!
Guitar riffs ring out...
CLICK CLICK BOOM!!
Obi meets Doc halfway down the entry and then the two nod at each other and continue towards the ring. They stop and each grabs a steel chair and get into the ring. The gruff voice from the 80s sample announces "Cold getting dumb..." and golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage. The menacing beat of the Supervillain Theme by Mad Villain fills the arena and The Superstar Steven Singh steps out to an enthusiastic, if mixed, reaction. Stopping on the stage he smiles wry and smug, right arm raised in the air, back of his hand to the crowd, left hand behind his back. As the gold fountains shrink back into the stage, The Superstar lowers his hand, twirling his wrist and half-bowing his head with faux gratitude to the fans. He smiles, heading down to the ring and jawing with the taunting crowd. He stops halfway and waits as “No Leaf Clover” by Metallica hits and the crowd pops!
Zach Davis: Here comes Cliff of Doom!
Freddy Whoa: Or does he?
No one comes out from behind the curtain and the music fades out. There’s a pause and then it starts again. A less whole-hearted cheer from the crowd but again there’s no Cliff. On the outside, The Superstar paces a bit. He heads towards the commentators, steering clear of the legends with the chairs in the ring. Superstar barks at the commentators as “No Leaf Clover” starts a third time but there’s no Cliff of Doom. Another fade out, a long pause and then…
The Crowd explodes as a pounding drum beat echoes throughout the arena, signalling the arrive of Teddy Blaze! The lights drop, enveloping the arena in darkness as they turn towards the entrance ramp.
With a crescendo and a burst of flame, Blaze appears before them, holding his hands out over his head and bathing in the applause. He takes a deep bow and walks towards the ring, waving to the fans along the way. He wears an almost cocky grin as he stops, awaiting his partner and the current WCF Tag Team Champion. Captain WCF’s music hits and he runs from the back straights towards Teddy Blaze. The crowd pops seemingly double as Captain appears to be wearing a Teo del Sol mask over his own usual one!
Zach Davis: What is with this guy?
Freddy Whoa: Whaddya mean? He LOVES the WCF and that includes legendary People’s Champion, Teo del Sol!
The duo run to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope in near unison before taking opposite corners to throw their hands up towards their adoring fans. As they do, the referee is signalling for Superstar to get back into the ring but he looks hesitant to do so. The referee is adamant as the four other competitors are ready to go and Singh finally slides under the bottom rope and gets to his feet.
Zach Davis: There’s the bell and we’re underway! It looks like there’s no Cliff of Doom and Thievin Steven is on his own!
Freddy Whoa: Blaze said his self-centeredness would cost him and it looks like it already is!
Just as soon as he got in, Singh darts back between the ropes and heads to the arena floor. Meanwhile, both Doc and Obi swing their steel chairs at Cap and Blaze. Cap is caught off guard by Obi and is dropped hard but Blaze ducks the swing from Doc and is then hit with a roundhouse kick to the chest. Doc drops the chair and Teddy follows up with a flurry of kicks stumbling the Southern Gentleman backwards to the corner. Teddy is quickly into a second rope mount and is raining right hands but CRACK! Obi wallops him with a chair from behind and Doc Henry shoves Blaze to the mat. Doc is heading to the top rope as Obi puts Blaze into position for a powerbomb.
Freddy Whoa: They’re looking for a stage dive on Teddy Blaze!
As Blaze gets yanked upward, he begins popping Obi with right hands, stumbling back into the ropes, which causes Doc to momentarily lose his balance which gives Singh the opening to hop up on the apron and shove Doc Henry all the way down to the floor from the top rope!
Zach Davis: Looks like Singh is finally ready to get into this match!
As Blaze was hitting Obvi with right hands, Obi simply leaned back over the ropes and dumped Blaze to the floor. Seeing Singh on the apron he goes for a clothesline but Singh ducks it and runs ITs head into the turnbuckle. Oblivion simply looks pissed and grabs Singh by the throat.
Freddy Whoa: Singh is still on the apron and the Monster has him by the throat! And here comes Captain WCF with a discus punch to Oblivion. Singh with a right hand! Captain with a right hand!
Singh slips back into the ring just as Captain WCF finally downs Obvlion with a body slam. Singh gives Cap a thumbs up and Cap tilts his head at him. He looks to the crowd ala Price Is Right who gives him a resounding “Don’t do it!” response but Captain just can’t help himself…
Zach Davis: A thumbs up from Captain WCF to The Superstar and OW! Singh just took his thumb and jabbed it directly into Captain WCF’s eye!
Cap stumbles backwards as Singh grabs a chair and slams it across the back of Cap. Singh drops it to the mat and then puts Cap back down with a brainbuster onto the steel chair. Meanwhile on the outside, Doc and Obi have begun to work over Teddy Blaze. As the two legends take turns popping Blaze with rights and left, Singh slides quickly to the entry way and grabs a ladder. He slides it in the ring and gets it set up. Just as he puts his feet on the first rung though, Obi is in the ring. Singh tries to hustle up the ladder and is right at the top but Obi is right on him and....
Freddy Whoa: Belly to back suplex off the ladder! Obi just FLUNG Singh all the way to the floor outside the ring! He’s out cold!
Back on on the outside, Doc Henry has Blaze up on the spanish commentators’ table. He’s got him setting up for a jackhammer through that announce table.
Freddy Whoa: He has Blaze up! No! Blaze flips out of it and onto his feet! Blaze grabs a monitor and cracks Doc in the back of the head!
Henry stumbles forward, Blaze jumps off the announce table, onto the guard rail and as Henry turns slowly back around…
Zach Davis: Tornado DDT through the spanish anounce table!
Freddy Whoa: Mejor ellos que nosotros! Sabes que digo?!
Zach Davis: Huh?!
His partner and Teddy both down on the outside, Obi begins a slow ascent up the ladder. He’s half way up and reaches towards the title.
Freddy Whoa: Not yet! Just a bit more! He takes another few steps up the ladder but Captain WCF is up! Captain WCF absolutely flies up the opposite side of the ladder and meets Oblivion at the top!
Right hand from Cap wobbles Oblivion but the Monster comes back with his own. Another forearm from Cap answered with another shot from Oblivion. Oblivion hits Cap with another. And another. The crowd is losing as the two men fight at the top of the ladder, Obi goes for another right but it’s blocked by Captain who runs to the top of the ladder and sunset flips over the ladder, with Oblivion and into a powerbomb!
Zach Davis: He could’ve just grabbed the titles! He would’ve had the titles and a $25,000 bonus!
Freddy Whoa: You know Cap, he always wants to put on a show for these fans!
The ladder has fallen down now and Blaze is making his way back up from the rubble of the spanish announce table. He’s on the apron but sees that Doc is stirring back on the floor and hits a springboard moonsault back down onto the Rogue. Singh is finally stirring on the other side of the ring and struggles to his feet. He looks up at the titles and then waves them off and heads back towards the entry way. Blaze seems him and sprints around the opposite side of the ring, runs up onto the guard rail and blindsides Singh with a flying crossbody block. Blaze grabs a nearby table and sets it up in the entry way. Meanwhile Captain gets to his feet in the ring and sees his partner on the outside. Blaze puts the unconscious Singh onto the table and signals Captain for the Banzai! The crowd loves it and Cap sets the ladder up just on the inside of the ropes and begins climbing. As he does, Blaze grabs a second ladder and sets it up just outside the ring.
Freddy Whoa: They’re both going to put Singh through that table! Blaze is up! Cap is WAY up!
Zach Davis: And Oblivion is up! He flips the ladder with Cap on it, dumping Cap towards Singh on the table but Singh manages to roll off JUST in time and Captain WCF is through the table!
Immediately Blaze sees this and launches himself from the ladder on the outside into the ring with a flying forearm smash to the face of Oblivion! The Monster drops to his knees and Teddy Blaze pauses for a moment, playing to the crowd. They cheer as Teddy sets up for the Blazing Knee...off the ropes and.
Freddy Whoa: Spear! Doc Henry from out of nowhere just speared Teddy Blaze in half!
Oblivion is back up, whips Blaze into the corner and sets him up on the top rope. As he does, Henry climbs an adjacent corner with a chair in hand. SHATTER on Blaze followed immediately by a shooting star press with the chair held to his chest from Doc Henry!
Freddy Whoa: All-In! Doc just went All-In with a steel chair! Oblivion is slowly setting up the ladder as Henry writhes, clutching his ribs and Teddy Blaze is out cold on the mat!
Singh yanks Henry by the legs to the outside then slams his head off the ringpost. Henry leans against the post then Singh grabs a chair from under the ring and takes a homerun swing CRUSHING Doc’s skull between the steel chair and the ringpost. Henry crumples to the ground as the clang sounds through the arena. As Oblivion climbs the ladder, Captain rolls back into the ring and goes to push the ladder over but before he can Obi hops off the ladder and meets him. Obi goes for a bit boot but it’s ducked under by Cap who cashes the Monster with an ear clap. And another. Singh sneaks into the ring as Cap fights Obi back into a corner. Singh is quietly and quickly up the ladder as Captain mounts the second rope is nailing Obi with right hands.
Freddy Whoa: Thievin Steven is at it again! He’s looking to sneak his way up that ladder to the titles!
Before he can Obi picks Captain up into a powerbomb and tosses him into the ladder sending it down and Singh back to the outside once again. Blaze is struggle to his feet as Obi once again sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. Obi sees Blaze starting to stir, slides out of the ring and grabs a table, sliding it into the ring. By this time, both Cap and Teddy are back up and have fought Oblivion into a corner. They’re now taking turns popping him with roundhouse kicks in the chest. Singh is up on the outside and looks in the ring and once again turns to head back up the entry way. But again Teddy sees him and this time launches himself outside the ring with a corkscrew plancha over the top onto an unsuspecting Singh.
Freddy Whoa: He’s not going to let him out of here!
In the ring Obi has fought his way out of the corner and has Cap reeling. Oblivion knocks him backwards with a hard jab and scoops up a steel chair. Before Obi can use it though Captain hits him with the big boot.
Freddy Whoa: BOOM! Cap just bounced that steel chair directly into ITs face! Oblivion goes down hard.
On the outside, Blaze pulls Singh up but Singh hits him with a low blow followed by a hard knee lift, sending Blaze down to the floor. Seeing his partner in trouble, Cap gets on the apron where he’s met by Singh. Cap swings a hard right hand, ducked by Singh who grabs him and hoists him belly up onto his shoulders.
Zach Davis: Supernova! Inverted DVD off the apron through that table! Both of them are down!
Doc is finally back up on the outside as is Teddy Blaze. Blaze comes at him with a superkick but it’s caught by Doc who spins him around and hits him with a backdrop suplex. Doc picks him back up and is going for the Jackpot. He has Blaze up on his back.
Freddy Whoa: Blaze is wiggling out. Blaze onto his feet behind Doc and Blaze with a low dropkick sending Doc sprawling.
Doc is on his knees but grabs a chair. As he turns back to Blaze just slightly….
Zach Davis: Blazing Knee! Blazing Knee sends the chair right into Doc’s face! He’s out cold!
Freddy Whoa: Between that and the crushing chair shot on the ringpost, he’s going to be in concussion protocol for awhile!
Zach Davis: Ha! As if the WCF gives a shit about concussions!
Back in the ring, Oblivion has set up the ladder once again and has begun his ascent. As Blaze hit that knee and Obi gets half way up, Singh is lifting the ring apron and…
Freddy Whoa: What? What in the hell?!
Zach Davis: Is that….Lilith?! Are those cookies? How long has she been under there?!
Freddy Whoa: I don’t know but Singh is yelling and pointing at Oblivion climbing the ladder.
Suddenly, Lilith snaps out of it, drops the cookies and grabs a bat. She hops into the ring and CRACKS Oblivion with the bat across the back! Obi falls off the ladder back to his feet on the mat and fixes his eyes on Lilith. She smiles and backs out of the ring as Obi gives chase. She hops into the crowd and Obi hops onto the guardrail to give chase but CRACK!
Freddy Whoa: A shot right to Oblivion’s face by Lilith! What is she doing out here!
Zach Davis: For now she’s pummelling the already-exhausted Oblivion with a purple baseball bat!
Lilith takes another swing or two at him before picking him up, and driving him through the concrete floor with a Kiss of Death.
Freddy Whoa: Now Obi is out and Lilith is skipping back up the aisle to the back!
Zach Davis: Captain WCF is out! Oblivion is out! Doc Henry is out!
Teddy Blaze and Steven Singh begin climbing to the top.
Freddy Whoa: Both Blaze and Singh are up there... Blaze slams Singh's face into the ladder!, Singh does the same to Blaze!
Zach Davis: Only one of these men can be Tag Team Champion!
Singh is able to shove Blaze off! Blaze hits the mat!
Freddy Whoa: SINGH WINS IT!
NO!, Captain WCF runs up the ladder!
Zach Davis: CAPTAIN WCF IS ALIVE!
Captain has somehow had a burst of energy and he reaches the top, hitting Singh with a series of punches!
Crowd: CAP-TAIN! CAP-TAIN! CAP-TAIN!
Singh drops down a few notches on the ladder and Captain reaches....
Freddy Whoa: CAPTAIN GRABS THE BELT!
Captain WCF drops down with a Tag Team Title. Teddy Blaze sees him and lights up!
Zach Davis: Teddy Blaze and Captain WCF are our Tag Team Champions! Against all odds-
Teddy Blaze notices that Captain WCF only has one belt. His face flashes from joy to annoyance as he looks up.
Freddy Whoa: THIEVIN' STEVEN GRABS THE OTHER BELT!
Teddy Blaze stomps angrily and yells at Captain WCF for messing up.
Zach Davis: Both Steven Singh and Captain WCF grabbed the Titles, but they're on opposing teams!
Singh tries to grab the second belt away from Captain, but Captain shakes his head no. Kyle Steel has the mic.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, and NEW Tag Team Champions... STEVEN SINGH AND CAPTAIN WCF!
Captain WCF jumps up and down, celebrating. Both Teddy Blaze and Steven Singh look like they want to murder somebody.
Freddy Whoa: What a turn of events. Nobody is happy! Thievin' Steven steals one again.
We go to commercial.
People's Title Scaffold Match
FPV vs Kevin Bishop
If FPV Loses, He Must Join the Brotherhood
Helloween comes back for a promo for WCF 2k17 with a shot of scaffolding set up around the ring and a small wooden platform dangling 15 feet above the ring. Under the platform, spaced out around the ring, are multiple stacks of tables.
Freddy Whoa: Well there you see the set-up for our next match, a one on one battle between the WCF Television Champion FPV and the WCF People's Champion Kevin Bishop that's going to end only after one of them falls off of that platform above the ring and crashes to the ring below.
Zach Davis: And we should stress that even though this is a battle between two champions, the only belt that is on the line is Kevin Bishop's People's Title.
Freddy Whoa: But FPV is putting up something a little bit more valuable than his Television Title, he's fighting for his freedom. Because if he loses this match, he'll be forced to join the Brotherhood.
Zach Davis: High stakes all around! Let's get this kicked off!
The lights dim to a blood red, as glitchy electronic noises fill the arena. Many suspect that "Ghosts n' Stuff" is about to play...until instead they get a snippet of multiple songs. First "You Know My Name," then "Mountain Song," "Ghosts 'n Stuff, "The Scott Pilgrim Anthem," and finally "Professional Griefers." This snippets play seemingly at random until all sound stops, and the lights go off completely, until three words pop up on the titantron, in big white letters.
"FRANK PATRICK VENABLE"
The crowd explodes in applause as "True North" hits the P.A and Frank Patrick Venable finally makes his entrance, dressed in a dark red hoodie and wrestling tights, ready for a fight. Frank heads down the ramp, looking up at the platform above the ring the whole time down. He begins to climb the scaffolding, apparently intending to start things up top rather than waiting to fight his way up later. He's halfway up when there's a commotion in the crowd. Kevin Bishop jumps the railing and runs up behind FPV, leaping into the air and grabbing his ankles as he's trying to climb. Franky never saw him coming and falls to the ground below.
Zach Davis: Oh man, that was a nasty fall for FPV. Never even saw Bishop hop the barricade and now before the match has even started he's hurting.
Bishop now pulling FPV back up to his feet and he sends him headfirst into one of the metal support bars of the scaffolding. The referee trying to break things up as he's yet to ring the bell and Bishop seems pleased with what he's done as he backs off. Bishop scoops up his People's Title and he's heading up the scaffolding as FPV is up by the ring apron and being checked on by the referee. Bishop up on top of the scaffolding and he's heading out onto the platform, title still in hand.
Freddy Whoa: And now Bishop taunting FPV, daring him to come up and fight him.
Zach Davis: And FPV isn't backing down, hurt back or not!
FPV shoving past the referee and he's heading for the scaffolding. Franky rips off his hoodie and he begins the climb as Bishop is still taunting him. FPV nearing the top of the scaffolding and now Bishop is moving to meet him. Franky tries to pull himself up and Bishop grabs him by the ears. Bishop now trying to drag Frank onto the scaffolding by the ears as FPV is trying to fight loose.
Freddy Whoa: God that's gotta be painful. Like your ears feel seconds away from tearing loose.
Bishop lets FPV drop down on top of the scaffolding, only to look down at the stacks of tables set up and point at them. The crowd boos as Bishop yells down at FPV about how it's time to get on board with The Brotherhood. FPV trying to get up to his feet as Bishop is waiting for him. Franky up and Bishop pulls him, positioning him for an exploder suplex. The crowd gasps and gets to their feet but FPV fights back with an elbow to the neck. FPV with elbows now to the head as he's trying to get some space between them.
Zach Davis: That platform is swinging now as these two are moving about on it. It's gotta be a bit disorienting being that high up with the ground under your feet swaying.
FPV with a final elbow shot that sends Bishop back near the edge. Franky calling for the superkick but Bishop manages to catch the boot before it connects. Franky hopping up and down on one foot before Bishop tosses the leg to side before answering with a cheap shot to the groin with his boot. FPV left holding onto himself as Bishop grabs hold of him. Bishop spins him around and looks like he's readying for a german off the platform.
Freddy Whoa: OH CRAP! IS THIS IT!?
FPV quick to try and fight out of it and manages to block the suplex. FPV now working at Bishop's hands, trying to get free. Franky manages to get loose and spins around to land an elbow to the face. Bishop teetering on the edge as the platform sways. FPV again calling for the superkick.
Zach Davis: Is this going to be it?!?!
NO!, BISHOP DUCKS IT. The two men face.
Freddy Whoa: EXPLODER SUPLEX OFF THE SCAFFOLD!
FPV crashes through the tables. Medics immediately check on him.
Zach Davis: No.... no....
Kevin Bishop yells for a referee to bring him his People's Title. The referee obliges, climbing to the top to bring him the belt. Kevin Bishop stands and raises his Title high, staring down at the broken body of Frank Patrick Venable.
Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop may have broken the body of FPV, but has he broken his spirit? The former World Champion is now forced to join The Brotherhood. Wow.
After moments of celebrating, Bishop climbs down. He somehow procures a Brotherhood T-shirt and throws it onto FPV's body before leaving, his People's Title over his shoulder.
World Title Match
Trick 'r Treat Match
Gemini Battle vs Thomas Uriel Bates vs Corey Black
Kyle Steel stands on the stage surrounded by six doors.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is a triple threat match for the WCF World Championship. It is the first ever Trick ‘r Treat match! On this stage we have six doors. Inside each door will either be a weapon that can be used against an opponent, or the door may have some other hidden, nefarious trick.
Kyle Steel stands to the side as “Falling Higher” by Helloween plays throughout the arena. Gemini Battle makes his way through the entrance curtain to a loud pop from the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds, standing at six foot one inch. From Centereach, New York, the former WCF World Champion; Gemini Battle!
The crowd cheers as he accepts the praise of the fans by slapping their hands, but never smiling as he heads to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and slithers like a snake into the corner where he sits in the corner and meditates.
“Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band blares over the PA system as the fans burst into cheers. The titron begins playing his video as Thomas Uriel Bates steps out to the stage. He glances around at the doors, and then to the ring, right at Gemini Battle.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at four hundred and thirty pounds and standing at six foot, nine inches. From Huntsville, Alabama, former WCF World Champion and the Mountain of WCF; Thomas Uriel Bates!
Bates begins walking towards the ring, keeping his eyes fixed right at Gemini. He arrives to the ring and walks up the steps, moving to the center of the apron, all the while staring intensely at Gemini. He steps over the top rope and enters the ring. Bates simply walks to a corner, keeping one eye on Gemini, and the other at the stage.
“The Way of the Vikings” by Amon Amarth hits the PA as the lights drop and purple lights illuminate the arena. A few moments later Corey Black emerges from the backstage area wearing a black leather vest and with Taylor Swift at his side.
Kyle Steel: On his way to the ring, from Midgard. He stands at five foot nine inches, and weighs two hundred and seventeen pounds. He is the King of All Wrestlers, and the King of the Deathmatch, he is the current WCF World Champion; Corey Black!
The crowd cheers along with great appreciation as Corey and Swift make their way to the ring. Black slides in while Taylor takes her place in his corner on the floor. Corey drops his vest to her and simply waits in the corner as the crowd cheers.
Zach Davis: Well folks, this is our first ever Trick ‘r Treat match.
Freddy Whoa: This will be interesting to see.
The referee calls for the bell, and all three men rush to the center of the ring. Bates begins the show by sending Corey Black to the floor with a powerful left hook, and turning to Gemini Battle for a powerful right hook. Gemini ducks, and kicks the back of Bates’ knee. Bates swings again, but Gemini ducks and delivers yet another kick to the same knee.
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle looks to have a plan here.
Freddy Whoa: Looks like he’s trying to wear down the giant, but can he do it?
Bates swings again, and as before Gemini ducks, but is caught by surprise with a knee to his gut. Bates delivers a Bionic Elbow to the back of Gemini, sending him to his knees. Bates prepares to knee his former friend in the face, but is met with Springboard Dropkick by Corey Black, sending the giant off balance to the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Corey Black showing that he’s in this match too!
Corey rushes at Bates, and delivers a jumping knee strike to the face, sending him stumbling to the corner. Core quickly follows through, and tries to whip Bates to the other side of the ring. The giant doesn’t budge, and instead pulls Corey Black forward with a powerful Bear Hug.
Zach Davis: Bates already looking to end this match it seems!
Bates squeezes tighter as the referee, Stanley “The Earl” Moses, checks on Corey Black. Just as Corey looks to fade out, Gemini Battle flies into view with a flamboyant splash in the corner. Bates hangs on to the ropes, but Corey Black falls out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: This match looks to be anyone’s for the taking. One minute we’re seeing Bates dominate, next is Black, next is Battle, who will come out on top?
Zach Davis: We haven’t even gotten to the doors yet.
Battle delivers a series of elbows and knees to Bates before the bigger man can push him away. Bates stumbles from the corner, and Gemini comes flying back in with a devastating spear, sending the two men outside the ring. Corey Black takes advantage, and begins to kick both men with a series of punt kicks. He stops abruptly, and with a smile starts walking towards the stage.
Freddy Whoa: Finally, someone is going for the doors!
Bates and Battle both stand back up at the same time, and notice Corey Black rushing to the stage. The two men eye each other, then eye Corey Black. They both start running to the stage, trying to push the other out of the way.
Corey reaches a door, and places his hand on the knob. He turns it…
Zach Davis: The first door is opening!
A rather obese and handlebar mustached man dressed in a female sexy black cat costume jumps out at Corey Black.
Freddy Whoa: It’s a cat! Corey Black hates kittens!
The man-cat scratches at Corey as he hisses, doing his best to act like a real cat. Bates and Battle stop what they’re doing, and laugh wholeheartedly. The two men seem to forget that they are fighting each other, and laugh like the old friends they are. Corey Black drops the poor man-cat with the Burning Hammer.
Zach Davis: I guess it is true, Corey Black does hate kittens.
Annoyed more than anything Corey Black finally turns his attention on his two laughing opponents, who are too busy trying to hold each other up to notice him charging forward at full speed. He goes for a double spear, but both Bates and Battle step to the side, and push him further forward, throwing him off balance. Corey Black slides down the ramp as Bates and Battle realize that they’re no longer friends and start delivering punches back and forth.
Freddy Whoa: Bates and Battle finally go at it!
Bates finally delivers a punch that sends Battle stumbling towards a door. He places his hand on the knob and smiles as he is about to open it. Bates rushes forward and tries to grab another door of his own. As Bates’ hands touch the knob, he lights up and spazzes as the electricity runs through his body. He finally lets go and falls to his knees as Gemini Battle laughs his hardest. Battle calmly opens the door…
Zach Davis: Another door opens!
A large pumpkin is catapulted into Gemini’s face, sending pumpkin shrapnel, and thumbtacks all over his face.
Freddy Whoa: PUMPKIN FILLED WITH THUMBTACKS! HOLY SHIT!
Gemini screams in pain as the thumbtacks bury deep in his skin. He falls to his knees as he spits up blood, thumbtacks, and pumpkins.
Zach Davis: What will we see next?!
Freddy Whoa: And a pumpkin full of thumbtacks launches straight at Gemini Battle. Both men are down as Corey Black makes his way back to the doors!
Black walks calmly through, easily stepping pass the two men now on their knees. He calmly opens another door, and smiles as he reaches in.
Zach Davis: Another door is opened, what could be behind this one?
Freddy Whoa: It’s Lucille!!!
Corey Black pulls out a baseball bat wrapped in barbwire, an exact replica of Lucille from The Walking Dead.
Freddy Whoa: Quick! Hide Daryl, hide Glen, hide everyone!!!
Corey Black whistles the tune from the popular show’s most notorious villain and begins to play with his two intended victims.
Corey Black: Meet Lucille. She is awesome!
Corey Black smacks Bates over the head with Lucille, busting open the giant’s head and sending blood splattering across the stage, even splashing into Gemini’s face. Though busted open, Bates sits back up and looks straight into Corey Black’s face. He mouths some words that the camera can’t hear, and Corey Black smacks him again.
Freddy Whoa: This might be the end of Thomas Bates!
Bates falls face first into the stage, as Corey Black attempts to swing the bat once more. Gemini charges forward, and tackles Black to the ground. He wrestles Lucille away and begins a series of mounted punches. Gemini pushes off, and quickly rushes to another door.
Zach Davis: What more monstrosities lie behind these doors?
Freddy Whoa: It’s… It’s… It’s…
Zach Davis: It can’t be.
Freddy Whoa: It is!
Gemini Battle pulls out a large framed picture of Scott Hall and looks at it confused.
Zach Davis: Did we hire Vince Russo?
He continues to stare at it as Corey Black rushes towards him. Battle does the only thing he can think of, and smashes the picture over Corey Black’s head. The frame is busted, but barely holds. The glass shatters, cutting all three men with the flying shards of glass. Corey Black’s head has punctured the picture itself, replacing Scott Hall’s head with his own.
Zach Davis: This has to be an embarrassing moment for Corey Black.
Battle delivers a kick to Black’s gut and sets him up for a suplex with the picture frame still wrapped around his head. He delivers, sending Corey Black into the thumbtacks while shattering the picture frame across his neck.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle may have just won this match!
Gemini stands up, and prepares for some move on the fallen Corey Black. Bates makes his way back up and grabs the shoulder of his former friend.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Bates is back up! Bates is back up!
Zach Davis: How the hell?
Bates is bleeding profusely from his head, but manages to throw Gemini into the unopened door, shattering the door and busting the frame. Bates is unconcerned about Gemini as he reaches down and picks up Corey Black.
Zach Davis: This looks like it will be payback!
Bates tosses Corey Black into the electric door, causing the door to shatter and the electronics behind it to explode in a shower of sparks.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa!
Zach Davis: Corey Black is in trouble here!
Bates reaches back in, and grabs Corey by the leg, pulling him across the stage and through the thumbtacks, broken glass, and the busted picture frame. He grabs Black by the back of the neck, and lifts him up. He throws Corey Black into a side titron, causing it to bust and explode with yet another shower of sparks.
Zach Davis: Bates is going to kill him!
Bates reaches back in, and grabs Corey by the leg once more. He pulls him out, but before he can lift him back up, Gemini Battle smashes a whiskey bottle across his head, stunning the angry giant.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini’s back!
Zach Davis: Look at what he found through that last door!
Gemini has dragged up a large metal trashcan and has started to pull things out of it, including the whiskey bottle. Gemini grabs a lighting tube and smashes it over Bates’ head. The giant stumbles backwards once again as Gemini reaches in and grabs a rotted out board full of nails. He swings, but Bates ducks and tackles him to the ground. Bates in full rage raises his fist and sends it down with force. Gemini barely moves his head out of the way just in time.
Freddy Whoa: Wh…
Zach Davis: The force of that blow just shattered the stage floor!
Bates raises his fist to do it again, but Gemini dodges it again. The stage floor cracks even more.
Freddy Whoa: Wait, it looks like the trashcan wasn't the real treat - IT WAS A TRICK!
SWITCHFEVER RUNS OUT FROM THE DOOR!
Zach Davis: What the hell!?
Switchfever, former World Champion - kind of - Clotheslines down Thomas Uriel Bates.
Freddy Whoa: WE'VE GOT A CLOWN ON THE LOOSE!
Switchfever turns his attention to Gemini Battle. He pummels him for several moments before finally turning to Corey Black.
Zach Davis: Greenfever won the World Title by defeating Corey Black, all those years ago....
Switchfever the murderous clown pulls Corey in and drops him in with the God's Fist!
Freddy Whoa: Hot damn!
Switchfever leaves after the destruction he caused. Thomas Uriel Bates and Gemini Battle have both worked their way to their feet and begun trading blows.
Zach Davis: Switchfever caused so much mayhem but the World Title is still on the line! And only one of these men can walk out with it!
Bates gets the upper hand and grabs Gemini by the neck, and lifts him completely up in a chokeslam. He holds his friend in the air.
Freddy Whoa: No....
Bates sends Gemini through the stage with the chokeslam. As Gemini lays on the ground beneath the stage, Bates turns around to find Corey Black who just barely recovered after the Switchfever attack. Corey holds Lucille. He sends the hellish bat straight to the top of Bates’ skull once more-
Zach Davis: No!, Bates ducks behind Corey. He locks him in.
Freddy Whoa: THE BADGE!
Bates lifts Corey, but as he completes the move Corey grabs Bates' head and DDTs him off the stage. Both men fall onto the body of Gemini Battle.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Zach Davis: Sorry to steal the phrase, but OH MY GOD!
The Earl checks on all three men.
Freddy Whoa: Who is going to make their move?
Nobody. The Earl calls for the bell and the fans begin to boo.
Kyle Steel: This match has been declared a NO CONTEST! As a result, STILL the WCF World Heavyweight Champion... COREY BLACK!
The fans boo like crazy as The Earl calls for the medics to rush the stage.
Zach Davis: This is disappointing... to say the least. These men, all three of them, gave this match everything. They gave it all they had for the WCF World Title.
Freddy Whoa: The medics are going to check on all three.... I just don't believe it. Both Thomas Uriel Bates and Gemini Battle wanted to go to One to fight Joey Flash, and this is how things end?
We go to a commercial for One.
Team WCF vs Pantheon
Adrian Archer/Damian Kaine/Crazy J/Jason Cash/Salem Shepard/Sarah Twilight/Eric Price vs Joey Flash/Jared Holmes/Wade Moor/Johnny Rabid/Jayson Price/David Sanchez/Zombie McMorris
One Title Shots on the Line
Zach Davis: The time has come. Hellimination!
Freddy Whoa: This is the match that will shape WCF going forward. Pantheon returning at War may have been shocking, but this is where things get real.
Zach Davis: If Pantheon can win here tonight, they get free reign at our biggest show of the year, One. They get to enter any Title match they wish. That fundamentally shifts the balance of power.
Freddy Whoa: However, if they lose, they will be banned from having any Title shots until One! Zero Tolerance hold the Trios Titles, so this is a significant deal for them.
Zach Davis: Let's get started.
The sound of a revving engine blares over the P.A. The crowd initially pops until a collective realization washes over them that the engine is not a motorcycle – something with far less horsepower. “The Theme from the Magnificent Seven” follows immediately as the curtains part.
Zach Davis: Are you kidding me…?
Joey Flash enters the stage first, seat upon a black moped with a long haired and bearded death’s face, surrounded by the words “DAG RIDDICK GANG”. The members of Pantheon join behind him in a v-formation, each upon a matching moped and with black leather Dag Riddick Gang vests. To Joey’s right follows Jared, Wade, and Sanchez, and to his left follows Rabid, Price, and Zombie McMorris. Wade takes off his fedora, waving it in the air as he whoops out.
Wade Moor: The Dag Riddick Gang rides again, #fuccbois!
Freddy Whoa: Was this joke ever funny?
Kyle Steel: Making their way to the ring: Joey Flash, Jared Holmes, Johnny Rabid, Wade Moor, Jayson Price, David Sanchez, and Zombie McMorris! They are Pantheon!
The mopeded wrestlers proceed down the ramp, Jared lifting a microphone to his mouth as he continues to steer with one hand.
Jared Holmes: Ey Sarah, babygirl. I hope you’re listening to this because I got a prediction for ya! Live here in St. Paul, this crowd is gonna be… Getting’. Swoll.
Jared tosses the microphone forward to Flash, who catches it.
Joey Flash: Holy shit, this is going to be a bodybag. I could go first and still see us pick up the win. In fact, I probably should as I have a date in twenty minutes.
Joey tosses it back to Rabid as the mopeds veer around the ring, taking a lazy pre-victory lap.
Johnny Rabid: Hardly worth our time, just as Bates and Battle will hardly be worth Corey’s. Now revel in our mockery. Good. Day.
Rabid flips the microphone back to Price.
Jayson Price: Hope you’re ready for the heavy petting Archer! Or are you in the match or get abducted? We never really established the canon.
Price tosses the microphone back to Zombie McMorris. The mopeds proceed for a second victory lap as the booing of the crowd reaches deafening levels.
Zombie McMorris: Ay you ZT faggots, we warned ya and you didn’t listen. Better get ready for the Wrektum. Start spreadin’ ya cheeks. Zombie McMorris tosses the microphone to David, who doesn’t bother trying to catch it – more than a little visibly annoyed by the display of idiocy by his teammates. The team park their mopeds at the base of the ring and dismount, sliding into the ring before removing their vests and tossing them out to the crowd.
Minus Human by Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony Begins to play...The screen reads the following
As The song kick in, pyros explode alongside the entrance way..A single spotlight shines in the darkened arena to reveal Adrian Archer, head bowed, arms out, palms pointed to the sky, motioning for the crowd to give it up for him. He dramatically flips his hood back, arms still out, strutting to the ring..When he reaches the ring, he climbs a turnbuckle, flips his robe off and opens his arms to the crowd, his Magnificent smile radiating from his face..After the show, he pulls the top rope, loosening up for battle.
Five Finger Death Punch's cover of "Bad Company" plays over the speakers.
As the guitar opening plays, Damian slowly walks out.
"Company... Always on the run."
Damian falls to his knees, head bowed and hands brought together.
"Destiny.... Oh, it's the rising sun!"
He looks up the sky, arms out spread.
"I was born, a shotgun in my hand."
He makes finger-pistols toward the ring, staring down at the Davis and Whoa.
"Behind this gun, I'll make my final stand.. Yeah. That's why they call me...."
He stands up, head bowed.
He flips off his hood, and looks out to the crowd. He smirks, and runs to the ring, leaping to the apron, and grabbing the top rope, hooking his arm around it. He smiles maniacally as he looks out into the crowd. He gets into the ring and sheds his jean jacket and shirt, then gets in his corner.
Zach Davis: These are your two team captains, Adrian Archer from Zero Tolerance and Damian Kaine from The Brotherhood. There was some drama putting this team together - of course - but in the end they got all of Zero Tolerance in here, as well as Sarah Twilight and Eric fucking Price. Not too shabby for two guys that can't stand each other.
The arena lights go dark then the crazy core logo shows on the big screen and red strobe light plays and co2 cannons spray out fog as Crazy J walks out Erbody but me by Tech N9ne. plays J walks towards the ring and he simply doesn’t give a fuck he just slowly walks to the ring and doesn’t even notice the crowd is there he doesn’t address those that cheer for him or the ones that boo him.
Hillbilly Deluxe hits on the PA system. Jason Cash walks out of the curtain with a huge smirk across his face. He looks around to the crowd before taking a large drink of his beer. He then makes his way down to the ring. Once inside, he reaches into his boot and takes out his can of cherry skoal. He gets himself a dip and he is ready to fight.
The lights in the arena go out as red lights and fog cover the ramp as Grazen Image by Zack Hemsey plays for several moments as he makes the crowd wait. Salem comes out with a sick smile on his face, eyes wide. Not pay attention to the fans as he walks to the ring.
The lights go out as a spotlight centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. The crowd greets her with MASSIVE boos as the video wall displays the words THE ONLY ONE.
Kyle Steel: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, California, and weighing in at 148lbs, she is...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!
Pyros shoot up from the stage as our melody finally kicks into guitar. "What You Want" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage. She is greeted with deafening boos and soaks them all in, as if she enjoyed the crowd's hatred. She arrogantly swaggers towards the ring, taking her time to revel in her own glory before an ENRAGED crowd before she reaches the ring steps and climbs inside. Pyros now shoot off from the ring posts and Sarah takes to each turnbuckle, staring coldly and without emotion into the sea of 'sheep' as the crowd's boos become even LOUDER.
Freddy Whoa: Even going into a match like this, the fans can't stand Sarah Twilight.
"You Know My Name" by Chris Cornell. Gold lights will start flashing as the music starts and as soon as Eric Price walks out.
Crowd: ERIC PRICE! ERIC PRICE! ERIC PRICE!
A gold spotlight will shine on him as he makes his way to the ring with an energetic walk, a smile on his face as he walks down the entrance ramp and slaps hands with the audience. He steps in the ring using the steps and walks into the ring as he stands in the center of it looking around at the audience as he raises his hands and smirks at the audience.
Zach Davis: For months, Eric Price and Sarah Twilight waged war on one another. Now, tonight, they fight for WCF's future.
Joey Flash chooses to start the match, challenging anyone from Team WCF to step up to him. Eric Price is the man to do so.
Freddy Whoa: This is the dream matchup that we didn't know we wanted until we're getting it... Joey Flash and Eric Price!
The two men meet and begin talking trash to one another.
Crowd: LET'S GO ER-IC!
Crowd: JO-EY FLASH!
Crowd: LET'S GO ER-IC!
Crowd: JO-EY FLASH!
And they begin trading blows!
Zach Davis: Joey Flash with a series of rights and lefts! Eric Price takes a few but comes back, hitting Flash with strikes of his own!
Freddy Whoa: Neither man giving an inch!
But something has to give. Flash goes to throw Price into the ropes, but Price reverses it, sending Flash into them instead. As Joey comes back, Eric hits an Arm Drag. Flash gets to his feet and Price takes him down with a Legsweep DDT!
Zach Davis: Eric has gotten the best of Joey Flash, who rolls out of the ring. Jayson Price hops in now.
Jayson hits a Lariat to the back of Eric's head, taking the former Champion to his knees. Jayson then grapples him from behind and executes a German Suplex!, Eric's neck snapping to the mat. Jayson goes for a pin.
No!, Eric kicks out. Jayson transitions into a Chinlock.
Crowd: LET'S GO PRICE! LET'S GO PRICE!
Zach Davis: Idiots.
Eric works his way up and elbows his way out of it! He hits the ropes and comes back.
Freddy Whoa: PRICE CHECK! SUPERKICK FROM JAYSON PRICE!
NO!, Eric catches the foot and spins Jayson around. He lifts Jayson up onto his shoulders.
Zach Davis: CA$H FLOW FROM ERIC PRICE!
No!, Jayson is able to slip behind Eric. Eric spins and Jayson lifts him up...
Freddy Whoa: PRICEBUSTER FROM JAYSON!
NO!, Eric has that scouted and shifts his weight to land behind Jayson. He lifts him and executes an Olympic Slam! He then dives and tags in Jason Cash.
Zach Davis: From Price versus Price to Jayson vs Jason... this match is hard as fuck to call.
Jason Cash comes in and Clotheslines Jayson Price down. Price gets back to his feet and Cash executes a Veritcal Suplex. Jayson gets to his feet again and Cash throws him to a neutral corner; Cash runs at him and Clotheslines him into the turnbuckle, causing Jayson to fall to the mat. Cash then begins stomping a mudhole in him!
Freddy Whoa: Team WCF firmly in control!
Jason lifts Jayson up and sits him on top of the turnbuckle. He then climbs up with him.
Freddy Whoa: He's getting him up for the From Hillbilly Heaven to Honky Tonk Hell! His Brainbuster from the top!
Jayson jabs Jason several times before shoving him off. He's in position for a Moonsault.
Zach Davis: The WTF Maneuver! Is he going to go through with it!?
No!, Cash dives into the ropes and causes Jayson to crotch himself. Jason Cash climbs to the top with him....
Freddy Whoa: Super German Suplex!, and Jason stops himself from coming down, hitting it Spider style. Cash measures Jayson...
Elbow Drop from Jason Cash!
Zach Davis: NO!, Jayson rolls away! Price tags in Joey Flash.
Freddy Whoa: Here he comes. War winner and all around big deal, Joey fucking Flash.
Flash stalks Cash as Cash struggles to his feet. Flash starts hitting a series of well placed strikes. Cash tries to crawl towards his corner to make a tag but Flash pulls him back into the middle of the ring and lifts him up, only to take him back down with a Neckbreaker.
Zach Davis: Flash applies an Armbar now, and Jason Cash yells out in agony.
Team WCF knows it is in trouble, Sarah Twilight enters the ring to kick Flash off of Cash. Twilight lifts Flash up but Flash takes a wild swing.
Freddy Whoa: Sudden Flash!
Flash turns back to Cash and goes for another Sudden Flash!, but Jason Cash has that scouted and ducks it! Big German Suplex to Joey Flash!
Zach Davis: Jason Cash dives.. TAG TO ADRIAN ARCHER!
Archer comes into the ring and Clotheslines Flash down. Flash gets back to his feet and gets another Clothesline from Adrian Archer. Flash gets up yet again and this time Archer takes him down with a Thesz Press! He goes for a series of strikes but Flash rolls out of it and out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Flash has gotten a chair!
Before Flash can get back into the ring, Archer runs at him and goes for a Suicide Dive!, but Flash swings the chair and hits him right in the face!
Zach Davis: OOF.
The referee uses his discretion and chooses not to DQ Flash right then and there. However, Flash rolls back into the ring and hits Archer with the chair again, and again, and again.
Freddy Whoa: ....Joey Flash is our first elimination!?
Salem Shepard enters the ring and runs at Flash, but gets a chairshot to the head. Jason Cash is next, chairshot to both of them. Sarah Twilight enters and gets a chairshot as well.
Zach Davis: Joey Flash has been eliminated, but he doesn't give a shit. He's laying waste to Team WCF!
All of the Team WCF members, enter the ring, as do all of Pantheon. Very quickly all of the men are brawling!
Freddy Whoa: We've got fourteen of WCF's top talents brawling here! Joey Flash has been eliminated, someone get him out of here!
Amidst all the chaos, Adrian Archer has stumbled up. Flash throws down the chair as Rabid runs at him....
Zach Davis: EGYPTIAN DESTROYER!, spiking Archer onto the chair!
Looking to add insult to injury, Rabid quickly follows up with locking in the Anaconda Vice.
Freddy Whoa: THE BITE! HE HAS IT APPLIED!
After all the chairshots, after the Destroyer onto the chair, Archer has no choice. Rabid makes him tap.
Zach Davis: The teams are evened out. Joey Flash, War winner, chose to eliminate himself to hit virtually every member of Team WCF in the head. It worked to eliminate Archer.
Joey Flash backpeddles up the ramp, grinning like a man watching his plan come together and clapping for his team.
Freddy Whoa: Maybe I'm being paranoid, but Flash knows he has a guaranteed World Title match. He conveniently gets out of Hellimination without risking serious injury to himself.
Zach Davis: Brilliant move on his part, if that was his thinking.
Rabid is the de facto legal man and amongst all the brawling, he is met by the other Team Captain, Damian Kaine. Kaine tackles Rabid down and hits him with a series of punches. Rabid gets to his feet and Kaine runs at him again, going for a Hurricanrana - but Rabid Powerbombs him mid-move!
Freddy Whoa: The rest of the participants have spilled to the outside or gone back to their corners - we have Kaine and Rabid as our legal men alone in the ring now! Kaine is still loopy, he took some stiff chairshots himself.
Rabid lifts Kaine up, and Kaine is indeed on dream street. Rabid hits the ropes and executes a Shining Wizard!
Zach Davis: Kaine defiantly won't go down. Oh no. Rabid hits the ropes again....
ANOTHER KINGDOM DESTROYER! HE HITS IT!
Freddy Whoa: Johnny Rabid pins the other Team WCF captain...
Zach Davis: Both captains have been eliminated. Wow.
Freddy Whoa: No one expected this!
Sarah Twilight enters the ring and begins arguing with the referee.
Zach Davis: Twilight apparently not happy with how the match was handled after Joey Flash's chairshots. She got a few knocks to the head herself!
She's spun around by Rabid, who knees her in the gut. He hits the ropes and goes for a Fameasser, but Twilight lifts herself and flips Rabid, who lands on his feet. She turns into a Dropkick from him but she swats it away. As Rabid gets back up she whips him to the ropes and then goes for a Samoan Drop. Twilight quickly pins Rabid.
No!, kickout from Rabid. Twilight lifts him up and locks him into a Half Nelson and goes for a Suplesx but he lands on his feet and Dropkicks her from behind. She stumbles into the Pantheon corner, where Zombie McMorris grabs her head and drops down, snapping it onto the rope. She spins and eats a Shining Wizard from Rabid! Rabid tags in Holmes.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes the 6ix God, and Sarah Twilight is in trouble.
Holmes smiles as he measures up Sarah Twilight, he gets his leg ready..
Zach Davis: CLICHE KICK!
Before she can go down, he pulls her in.
Freddy Whoa: DOLPHIN DRIVER!
Holmes takes a moment to taunt Team WCF before dropping down and pinning her.
Zach Davis: Throwback to the Trilogy Cup Tournament, he's Getting Swol.
Freddy Whoa: Sarah Twilight has been eliminated.
Zach Davis: Team WCF is now down two wrestlers versus Pantheon. We've got four versus six.
Holmes gets up and gets a chorus of booing from the crowd. He bows to them, taunting them, inviting anyone from Team WCF to bring it - much like Joey Flash did earlier. In comes Salem Shepard.
Freddy Whoa: Pantheon is treating Team WCF like a joke. Openly laughing at Salem here..
Salem takes offense, as he should, and Clotheslines Holmes down. Holmes gets back to his feet and is caught when he runs at Salem - Salem hits him with a Belly to Belly Suplex! Holmes gets back to his feet and runs at Salem, who hits a SECOND Belly to Belly! He then begins climbing to the top.
Zach Davis: Jared Holmes underestimated Salem Shepard and it is going to cost him!
Shep measures Holmes...
Freddy Whoa: DIVING DDT!
Shep pins Holmes, hooking the leg.
NO!, kickout by Holmes. Shepard kicks him a few times before going to the top once more.
Zach Davis: Salem Shepard is feeling Moon Glorious!
SALEM FLIES OFF THE TOP!, but no! Holmes rolls away and tags in David Sanchez! Sanchez enters the ring and pulls Salem in.
Freddy Whoa: DEVIL'S ADVOCATE!
He hits his Spinning Sitout Powerbomb into the pin.
NO!, Salem kicks out!
Zach Davis: The Zero Tolerance boys know how much this match means - this is the biggest match in their careers. And they're not letting it go that easily!
Sanchez kicks at Shep as he tries to fight to his feet. Shep hits the ropes and runs at Sanchez, who catches him and hits a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker!, causing the fans to boo. Sanchez goes for another pin.
No!, another kickout. Sanchez tags in Zombie McMorris.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes one of the most prolific Champions in WCF history.... here comes Zombie McMorris.
McMorris throws Shepard to the ropes. As Shepard comes back McMorris executes a quick Snap Powerslam before grabbing Salem as he gets to his feet, pulling him in..
Zach Davis: SPINNING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! HE'S GOT HIM!
Zombie McMorris pins Salem Shepard.
NO!, Shepard kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: Again! - these guys know they HAVE to win this. Joey Flash already has his World Title match - can you imagine if Pantheon gets to pick whatever other Title matches they get at One?
Zombie McMorris tags in Johnny Rabid. Rabid comes in and runs at Salem, but Shepard is able to grab him and hit a Belly to Back Suplex! The crowd pops as Shep dives and tags in Crazy J!
Zach Davis: Here comes the Hardcore Champion!
Rabid is up and runs at Crazy J, who drops him with a Spinebuster. Rabid rolls out of the ring and Moor enters. He runs at Crazy J who kicks him in the gut and grabs him by the throat...
Freddy Whoa: Chokeslam!
Crazy J drops and pins Moor.
No!, Moor kicks out.
Zach Davis: Wade Moor is a former World Champion himself and main evented One last year, defending his World Title against Gemini Battle. Say what you want about Pantheon, their attitudes, their motives - they're accomplished stars. To say the least.
Crazy J lifts Moor up and pulls him in... PILEDRIVER!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Moor is able to reverse that with a Back Bodydrop!
Both men get to their feet and Moor runs at Crazy J, but Crazy J hits him with a kick to the gut and pulls him in once more.
Zach Davis: He hits the Piledriver! Connected with it this time!
Crazy J quickly pins Wade Moor.
NO!, Moor gets the shoulder up. Crazy J rolls off as Moor struggles to his feet, leaning against a corner. Crazy J runs at him.
Freddy Whoa: Splash!
The Hardcore Champion measures up Wade Moor as Moor gets to his feet....
Zach Davis: SUPERKICK! HE HITS IT!
NO!, Moor catches the foot and spins him around! Very Watery Uppercut, Very Watery Uppercut, Crazy J to the ropes-
Freddy Whoa: POSEIDON PUNCH!
Wade Moor drops down and pins Crazy J!
NO!, broken up by Salem Shepard and Jason Cash.
Zach Davis: Johnny Rabid and Jared Holmes enter the ring and run at Shepard and Cash, Clotheslining them with all four men leaving the ring. Moor waits for Crazy J to get up one more time..
Freddy Whoa: NO! Crazy J ducks it and Superkicks Wade Moor! Crazy J dives and tags in Eric Price as Moor, sprawling, tags in Zombie McMorris!
Zach Davis: McMorris and Price meet in the middle of the ring!
The returning Eric Price hits a series of strikes to Zombie McMorris before executing a Snapmare, followed by a kick to the spine. Price then hits the ropes and hits a Natural Selection style neckbreaker and goes for a pin.
Freddy Whoa: One! Two! Three! The match ends totally unexpectedly and out of nowhere! No, just kidding, McMorris kicked out.
Eric Price quickly runs to the ropes and Springboards, executing a Clothesline as ZMAC comes back. ZMAC climbs to his feet and Price has already positioned himself on the top, he dives down... Bionic Elbow!
Zach Davis: Elbow from Eric Price! Zombie McMorris is down!
Price pulls him in... lifts him up..
Freddy Whoa: Another attempt at the Ca$h Flow!
NO!, ZMAC is able to avoid it and lands behind him. ZMAC spins Price around and kicks him in the gut, putting him in the Double Arm position.
Zach Davis: Going for the World Tour '69!
Price rans his body forward and shoves Zombie McMorris into one of the neutral corners. Price hits him with a series of body blows before whipping him to the opposite corner. Price runs at him and Clotheslines him. McMorris stumbles out and Price catches him.
Freddy Whoa: REVERSAL OF FORTUNE!
Price drops down and pins ZMAC, hooking the leg.
Everyone from both teams enters, ready to break up the pin - or to stop that from happening.
Zach Davis: TEAM WCF SCORES ITS FIRST ELIMINATION!
That said, in the all out chaos, as Price gets to his feet he's hit with a sick Medusa's Touch from David Sanchez! Sanchez quickly pins Eric.
Freddy Whoa: WHAT!?
Zach Davis: Rapidfire eliminations! One step forward, one step back for Team WCF, they're right back where they started... We're now three versus five.
Freddy Whoa: Not taking anything away from Eric Price. Amazing performance - he went toe to toe with Joey Flash, and was able to eliminate a coked up zombie. But the numbers game was too much - as everyone was trying to break up Price's pin on ZMAC, Sanchez was ready with that kick.
Sanchez kicks Price out of the ring. Crazy J, Salem Shepard, and Jason Cash have regrouped and are in one corner as David Sanchez, Jayson Price, Wade Moor, and Johnny Rabid, and Jared Holmes stand tall in the other.
Zach Davis: We're down to Zero Tolerance versus Pantheon.
Zero Tolerance don't wait - they take the fight to Pantheon and rush them! Shepard goes for Rabid and Holmes, Crazy J goes for Jayson Price, and Jason Cash goes for David Sanchez and Wade Moor!
Freddy Whoa: Get 'em, Zero Tolerance!
Taken aback by the balls of ZT, Pantheon is unable to answer their strikes and each member gets several good shots in! Cash is able to grab Sanchez's and Moor's heads and clunk them against each other, causing the two of them to fly out of the ring.
Crowd: ZT! ZT! ZT!
Cash turns his attention to Rabid and Holmes, joining Shepard. The two of them send Rabid and Holmes to the ropes, and as they come back Cash and Shepard hit dual Dropkicks. Rabid and Holmes get to their feet and go to Clothesline down their adversaries but both Cash and Shepard duck. Holmes turns and walks into a Belly to Belly from Shep, while Cash is able to grapple Rabid and execute a German Suplex!
Zach Davis: RABID AND HOLMES BOTH DRIVEN TO THE MAT!
Standing in the middle of the ring, Cash and Shep both run to opposite sides...
Freddy Whoa: SUICIDE DIVE FROM CASH TO SANCHEZ AND MOOR ON THE OUTSIDE!
Zach Davis: AND A SUICIDE DIVE FROM SHEP TO RABID AND HOLMES!
Crazy J has just taken Jayson Price down with a Spinebuster. Crazy J begins climbing to the top...
Freddy Whoa: Zero Tolerance are gonna even the playing field! Despite the unceremonious eliminations of Sarah Twilight, Adrian Archer and Damian Kaine, they're coming back!
Crazy J flies off the rope and hits a Splash!
Zach Davis: No one hits a Splash just like Crazy J! He's pinned Jayson Price!
NO!, Price gets the shoulder up at the last second. The crowd boos.
Freddy Whoa: Price kicks out... Damn.
Zach Davis: Let's not forget, they don't call him Mr. Every Title for no reason, he has quite a record here. When a big match calls for it, Jayson Price delivers. Also, I don't think Corey would let him hear the end of it if he got eliminated.
Crazy J lifts Price to his feet but Price drops him with a Jawbreaker. Price goes for a Downfall!, but no - Crazy J pushes him away. Price hits the ropes and hits an Enziguri to the Hardcore Champion on his way back.
Freddy Whoa: Come on, J!
Price is feeling it, he hits the ropes as Crazy J begins to crawl up... Muay Thai knee to the head. And again. And again. And again. And again.
Zach Davis: KNEEGASM!
Price finishes with the Running Knee to the face, but NO!, Crazy J avoids it! Crazy J is able to roll Price up from behind!
Freddy Whoa: CRAZY J PUTS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES! HE'S GOT HIM!
NO!, Price kicks out again!
Crazy J and Jayson Price both get to their feet.
Zach Davis: What does Team WCF have to do!?
They begin trading sloppy rights and lefts, neither giving an inch. Price throws a wild swing, J ducks it and locks in a Sleeper.
Freddy Whoa: DISTURBED DREAMS! CRAZY J LOCKS IT IN!
Price won't give up. The ref asks, but he says no.
Zach Davis: Gaining an actual submission in a match with so much on the line is going to be difficult to do, but you can't stay in this move forever, Crazy J is choking the life out of him..
Jason Cash is back in the ring, while Price is stuck in the Sleeper, Cash spits tobacco juice in his eye and then fires off a Superkick!
Freddy Whoa: SWEET CHIN SAUCE WHILE PRICE WAS LOCKED IN DISTURBED DREAMS!
Crazy J follows up with a Sleeper Slam! He pins him!
Zach Davis: THEY GOT JAYSON PRICE!
Price rolls out of the ring and Shep gets to his feet. He ducks a Medusa's Touch from David Sanchez!
Freddy Whoa: That trick worked once for Sanchez but it won't work a second time!
Crazy J runs at David Sanchez but as he does David Sanchez busts out the Medusa's Kiss!
Zach Davis: GOT HIM!
Cash runs at Sanchez but Sanchez drops down and pulls the top rope with him, sending Cash flying out. Sanchez quickly jumps onto Crazy J to pin him.
Freddy Whoa: NO! CRAZY J KICKS OUT!
Sanchez is pissed, he pounds the mat in frustration before getting up. He turns-
Zach Davis: SHEP WITH A DIVING DDT! Coming out of nowhere just like Sanchez did earlier!
Shep quickly lifts him up and pulls him in. Lifts him....
Freddy Whoa: NIGHTMAREZ JACKHAMMER! Into a pin!
NO!, broken up by Wade Moor, Jared Holmes, and Johnny Rabid, all three.
Zach Davis: Pantheon has regrouped.... Zero Tolerance had a spat of luck there and got Price gone, but it is still three on four. And yes, we've lost any semblance of "legal men," I don't think the ref is even trying anymore.
Cash is back in the ring and runs at the three of them but Sanchez trips him before he can make it. Cash is caught by Moor, who drops him with a DDT.
Sanchez lifts Shep up and holds him from behind. Moor takes a shot at him, then Holmes, then Rabid. They take turns, each landing punches, Shep completely unable to block or stop the shots at all.
Crowd: ZERO TOL-ER-ANCE! ZERO TOL-ER-ANCE!
Pantheon don't let the crowd get to them, they just keep striking away.
Freddy Whoa: Crowd support or not, Salem Shepard is in a bad way here.
No!, Shep comes alive! He elbows away from Sanchez, blocks a shot from Moor! Hits a punch to Holmes, punch to Rabid, punch to Moor!
Zach Davis: NO, Accidentally on Purpose Lariat to the back of his head from David Sanchez. Damnit.
Freddy Whoa: This is a four on one beatdown...
Sanchez drops down and pins Shep.
NO! SHEP IS ALIVE!, and kicks out! Undaunted, Sanchez lifts him up.
Zach Davis: Jason Cash and Crazy J are alive too! They're back in the ring now and take Sanchez down!
Moor, Rabid and Holmes go to attack Shep but Shep ducks away from them and begins hitting each of them with solid right hands!
Freddy Whoa: Shep taking it to Pantheon!
Rabid rushes him and gets thrown out of the ring. Moor runs at him and goes for a Broseidon Punch!, but Shep ducks that and Dropkicks him out of the ring too!
Zach Davis: Shep throws Holmes to the ropes, he Springboards - Moonsault Reverse DDT!
Rabid pins Shep, hooking the leg.
NO!, broken up by Cash and J!
Freddy Whoa: Zero Tolerance are holding on by a thread here, they can't let any of their members get eliminated!
They hit Rabid with a few swift kicks in the head before letting him roll out of the ring. This leaves David Sanchez alone in the ring with the three ZT members.
Zach Davis: Sanchez rushes Cash - REBEL YELL SPINEBUSTER!
Crazy J was already positioned up top and flies off.
Freddy Whoa: SPLASH!
J hits it with extra impact and rolls off, holding his stomach, Five Star style. Cash is quick to pin Sanchez.
Zach Davis: DAVID SANCHEZ ELIMINATED!
Freddy Whoa: The teams are evened up! We're at three versus three!
Outside the ring, Moor, Rabid, and Holmes have gotten to their feet. Cash, J and Shep run..
Zach Davis: SUICIDE DIVES!
NO!, Pantheon learned from last time and each member steps out of the way!, causing all three Zero Tolerance members to crash into the guardrail. Moor throws Cash into the stairs while Holmes trips Shep up and causes him to fall face first into the other set of stairs. Rabid takes J but the head and smashes his face into a turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: These men are fighting for more than the right to say they won Hellimination; they're fighting for their very careers. They're fighting for One.
Rabid, Holmes and Moor all turn their attention to one man, Jason Cash. All three start stomping away at him before lifting him up and throwing him into the ring.
Zach Davis: Sometimes the smart strategy is to divide and conquer, but now it seems they plan to isolate and pick Zero Tolerance apart piece by piece.
Moor and Rabid lift him up and hold him while Holmes takes some shots. They shove him into Holmes who hits him with a European Uppercut. Cash tries to fight back but Moor and Rabid quickly grab him so Holmes can hit a few more strikes. They shove him forward again and Holmes hits a Spinning Kick, doubling him over and allowing Holmes to follow up with a Brainbuster!
Freddy Whoa: the 6ix God with the pin now...
Moor and Rabid stop J and Shep from getting in!
Zach Davis: Cash kicks out!
Holmes kicks at Cash a few times before lifting him up and throwing him to the ropes. Cash reverses the irish whip attempt!, sending Holmes to the ropes instead! As Holmes comes back, however, he's able to take Cash down with a Hurricanrana into a pin.
NO!, another kickout by Cash.
Freddy Whoa: Moor and Rabid are still making sure neither J nor Shep can get in here to help their friend... Pantheon aren't in any rush, they're taking their time.
Holmes waits for Cash to get to his feet and once he's fought his way up, Holmes runs at him and executes a Jumping Double Forearm. Cash goes down, gets back up, gets hit with another.
Zach Davis: Hammerhead Blitz!
On the next one, Cash has it scouted - he's able to catch Holmes in a Powerslam! Moor and Rabid are too focused on J and Shep to realize Holmes is in trouble - in a pin in fact!
NO!, Holmes kicks out. Cash lifts Holmes up but Holmes fires off a stiff forearm shot to his face. Holmes goes for a Vertical Suplex, Cash shifts his weight and lands behind him, grabs him by the back of the neck.
Freddy Whoa: REVERSE CHOKESLAM!
NO!, Holmes elbows his way out of it and executes a beautifully placed Pele Kick! Holmes drops down and pins Cash one more time, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: NO! CASH KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!
Freddy Whoa: SO many last second kickouts tonight, but in a match this big - Zero Tolerance just won't give up!
Holmes finally shows some frustration. He pulls him in without the Cliche Kick setup.
Zach Davis: Dolphin Driver!
NO! CASH REVERSES IT INTO AN ALABAMA SLAM!
J and Shep finally make it back into the ring!
They're brawling with Moor and Rabid!
NO! HOLMES KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: Pantheon will not be denied...
Cash lifts Holmes up and Holmes begins fighting back. They trade strikes, as do Rabid and Shep, and Moor and J.
Zach Davis: Something's gotta give, neither of these men are giving an inch!
J is the first to gain an advantage and throws Moor to the ropes. Shep throws Rabid simultaneously.
Freddy Whoa: Cash lifts Holmes up for the Hillbilly Deluxe!
Everything goes wrong all at once. Holmes escapes the Hillbilly Deluxe and lands in perfect position - hitting the Dolphin Driver. As Rabid comes back he's able to hit Salem Shepard with the Kingdom Destroyer... Just as Moor leaps and executes a Broseidon Punch on Crazy J.
Zach Davis: No...
Rabid pins Shep, Holmes pins Cash, and Moor pins J.
Freddy Whoa: It's.... it's over.
Zach Davis: Pantheon wins it.
The fans boo as Zero Tolerance roll out of the ring. Joey Flash, Zombie McMorris, Jayson Price, Corey Black, and David Sanchez all re-enter.
Freddy Whoa: The combined might of Pantheon... All back in the ring.
Zach Davis: Well, they have cause for celebration. They've just won the right to take whatever Title matches they want at One!
Moor, Rabid and Holmes are lifted up into the air by the other Pantheon members. Confetti falls, the Mysterious Pantheon Theme plays, there's a whole big production.
Freddy Whoa: We end War with Flash victorious and Pantheon forming, we end Helloween with Pantheon standing tall.... Please, someone, save WCF from the same fate at One.
Zach Davis: Zero Tolerance put up an amazing fight, Eric Price was impressive, but Team WCF couldn't work well enough together to overcome Pantheon's cohesiveness. They're a group of the best wrestlers we've ever seen... There's no weak link. No room for error.
Zach Davis: Who is going to stop them?
Helloween fades to black as Pantheon continues to celebrate.