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Helloween Intro

Freddy Whoa: Welcome to Helloween, WCF Galaxy! I’m not exactly sure what we have to start the show for you, there appears to be a table and chair set up in the ring. A tablecloth with place settings, cups, saucers...I’m lost.

“Supervillain Theme” suddenly takes over the PA system as gold fountains of pyros blast toward the ceiling on the entrance ramp.

Zach Davis: Well it looks like somebody is on their way to explain it all to us, Fredward….

Stephen Singh appears on the entrance ramp, scowling and holding in his right hand a golden crowbar. The current champion of absolutely nothing begins down the ramp, scraping the crowbar on the floor behind him. Upon reaching the ring he slides the crowbar in and then rolls under the bottom rope after it, picks it up and gets back to his feet. Crowbar over his shoulder, he snatches a microphone previously serving as the centerpiece of the table setting.


The crowd responds with boos--and worse: some indifference.

Stephen Singh: Who am I kidding? You upstate ulcers aren’t any more faithful than your girlfriends. I don’t expect you rural rejects to have any faith. Or even any respect. Just like everybody else in this Golden God forsaking federation. Just like Seth Lerch. I am the most disrespected former World Champion in the history of the WCF.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa, does he remember Gemini Battle? Or even Dion Necurat?

Stephen Singh: Apparently instead of being given a rematch like EVERY OTHER World Champion, I’ll have to earn my shot by putting Greydigger out to pasture and securing the Final Destination briefcase. I’m booked against Jay West. I had to BRIBE my way into the main event here tonight. Fine. You want me out of the main event, WCF?

The crowd pops.

Stephen Singh: You want me out of the World Title picture?

The crowd pops again.

Stephen Singh: YOU GO IT, WCF GALAXY! You got it Seth! I’ll take my medicine but I’m also going to take everything else you people love. I’m going to run through every chumpstain champion in this shithole, take their title, and then wipe my over-qualified ass with it.

The boos come louder now.

Stephen Singh: This is your fault, heathens. This is your fault, Seth. And this is most certainly your fault...BRITAIN!

The crowd murmurs as Zach Davis echoes their confusion.

Zach Davis: ...Britain?

Stephen Singh: Britain! Home to your beloved WCF World Champion--

The crowd cheers.

Stephen Singh: And now home to those fat-guys-in-a-little-turncoat, Very oBese Security. You roly poly poonbags didn’t think I forgot, did you? You should know me better than that, I want my revenge. And I want that assuredly grease-covered Internet Title.

Suddenly he swings his golden crowbar across the table and smashes the cups, saucers, and kettle.


He smashes the broken pieces with his crowbar again. And again and again and again, losing himself for a moment as shards of the wooden table begin flying up with Singh hammering away at the inanimate object. Finally, with the tabletop in pieces all over the mat he relents, kicks over the table and exhales deeply. Calmly now, he picks the microphone back up.

Stephen Singh: You think I’m nothing more than a petty thief, WCF? Fine, I’ll take this crowbar and pry every single title loose from the hands of every so-called champion in this place. Then I’m going to spit on the title and move onto the next until I get to One where I going to lay Grandpa to rest. First I piss on all this place’s so-called champions and then on their so-called Hall of Famer. See you later tonight, “team.”

With that Singh flips the microphone into the rubble leftover from the “tea party” and exits the ring with his crowbar in tow.

Freddy Whoa: He’s got a main event to fight in yet tonight but he’s already out here calling out William The Behemoth for his Internet Title next week? Not exactly wise if you ask me.

Zach Davis: No one did, Freddy. And the guy’s got a point, where’s his rematch? Where’s his respect? If Seth and the WCF isn’t going to respect him, it looks like he’s ready to take it.

Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match
The Black Skulls vs Petrov/Hajeet vs Bomber/Munchkin vs Corey Black/Jayson Price

Helloween comes back from a promo for WCF 2k18 with a shot of the ring, now surrounded by various weapons, while a steel cage wall is being set up along one side of the ring. Weapons are strung up over the ring, held in place by wires connected to poles in each of the 4 corners.

Zach Davis: Welcome back to Helloween and as you can see it's time for our opening match, a Clockwork Orange House Of Fun Match!

Freddy Whoa: A match brought to WCF by Jayson Price, hardcore wrestling fans might remember that this match was originally created by hardcore legend Raven.

Zach Davis: Wait we're allowed to mention other companies wrestlers on TV?

Freddy Whoa: Well we've got a full on UCI invasion happening right now, so I'd say that rule is probably out the window.

Zach Davis: Well then I've got something to say about John C-

Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Maybe we don't mention THAT companies talent?

Zach Davis: Fair enough! Anyway, this is going to be the first time we're going to see tag team action in this match, usually it's a bloody free for all.

Freddy Whoa: Well with Corey Black teaming with Price tonight we still might see that.

Zach Davis: That's right! Corey a late replacement for Oblivion, who we've still yet to hear any word on since it was announced that he couldn't be here for the match.

Freddy Whoa: I don't know if I want to know what can keep a monster away from a blood bath!

Zach Davis: Indeed! Well it looks like they're done setting up for the match so let's get to it!

Flying skulls appear on the WCF LED tron as "You want a battle?" by Bullet for my Valentine begins playing. Out step Adam and Oz dressed in black gear with the new Black Skull Style t-shirts. They begin towards the ring with the fans chanting.

Crowd: You're Getting Fucked Up!

The split and walk around the ring just looking into the ring with evil thoughts in their eyes. They stand next to each other and the chants get louder.

Crowd: You're Getting Fucked Up!

They climb into the ring and then stand back to back as their music fades out.

Zach Davis: Adam Young and Shinzuki Oz, the two men that make up The Black Skulls, aren't meant to be taken lightly by anyone. They might not be the most successful team but they're two of the toughest bastards in the business.

Petrov's voice can be heard over the PA saying in a calm but intimidating voice "Total. Fucking. Badass." as Blind by Korn starts to play. The crowd begins to talk amongst themselves in anticipation as the intro plays out before the words "ARE YOU READY!?" are shouted and the song drops in. But despite his cue, Petrov is nowhere to be seen.

Freddy Whoa: Uh...that's odd.

Suddenly the music drops as the jumbotron switches to a live shot of the backstage area. Officials are attending to Petrov as he's laid out unconscious on the floor. Nearby, Hajeet is also down and appears to be bleeding from the nose.

Zach Davis: What the hell?!

The cameras switch again, this time to just outside the locker room area where Bomber and Munchkin are down. The cameraman pans off to the side and we can see the backs of Corey Black and Jayson Price just as they're rounding a corner.

Freddy Whoa: Well that explains that!

Back in the arena the crowd is trying to figure out what's going on. Adam Young and Oz are in the ring, beckoning Price and Black to come after them. Suddenly the lights drop and the quiet hush turns into excitement.

Zach Davis: OH SHIT!

The lights pop back on and Corey Black and Jayson are on opposite aprons, staring down Young and Oz. The crowd loses it as they enter the ring and a brawl ensues. Young and Black trading shots on one side of the ring, Oz and Price on the other. Black throws Young into the cage wall and begins stomping at his ribs as Price doubles Oz over with a knee to the gut. Price grabs a wrench that hanging from the wires above and smashes him over the back of the skull with it. Black with his boot on the throat of Young, forcing him to watch as Price pins Oz.




Freddy Whoa: And...and that's it?

Price shoves Oz out of the ring with his foot as Young rolls out to check on him. Black and Price left in the ring as the crowd begins buzzing.

Zach Davis: Oh shit, these two coexisted for a few hours but we've heard the back and forth lately as these two head toward their match at One.

Price with his hand out, it looks like he wants to show his appreciation for Black's assistance. Black not at all buying it, he knows Price's history of backstabbing. Price with a middle finger and then he leaves the ring and heads up the ramp as the camera zooms in on Black, shaking his head and mouthing that he'll see Price at One.

Jay West vs Agimat

The house lights go out, Evanescence’s Bring Me To Life blast over the PA system, then Jay walks out as the song starts, then the lights turn on with the dark blue tint and Jay walks down the ramp stopping halfway looking out at the crowd before continuing to the ring. Once there he slowly crawls in as blue smoke appears at ring. Then he stands up snatching the mask off then covering his face with hood before revealing his face.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen introducing out first contestant. He is from Macon, GA. He weighs 220 pounds and stands 6 feet 1 inch tall. This is Jay West!!!

A smattering of boos, mixed with a touch of applause.

Zach Davis: Freddy, Jay West really took a beating last week against Stephen Singh. It’s a real testament to his character that he even showed up tonight.

Freddy Whoa: I’m not so sure about his opponent, we haven’t heard from him all week. He certainly has a brutal “I Quit” match last week. Will he even show?

"War Of Change" by Thousand Foot Krutch attacks the PA system as the lights go dim. As the third line is sung, Agimat enters with arms outstretched. White lights strobe in random places in the crowd in tune with the guitar as he makes his way to the ring, giving high-fives to some fans. By the time the chorus hits, Agimat's on the top turnbuckle, pointing to the ceiling before stretching his arms with eyes closed, as if to absorb the energy of the fans who came to see him.

Kyle Steel: Second to enter the ring, he is from Manilla in the Phillipines and he weighs 187 pounds and stands 5 feet eleven inches tall. This is Agimat!!

Again a quiet mixed reaction from the crowd.

Zach Davis: Agimat does not look good, he seemed to be doing all he could just to give the fans the high fives. He is having trouble rolling in the ring.

Freddy Whoa: You’re right Zack, Agimat looks like he should be in a hospital somewhere recovering. Again though, I have to give him credit for just being here tonight. I’m beginning to understand why we haven’t heard from him all week.

Zach Davis: He is in no condition to wrestle. Surely Jay West see that and will take it easy on him.

Freddy Whoa: He sees it all right, and he is asking the ref to ring the bell, West wants the match started.

The bell rings, Agimat is finally to his feet and West meets him immediately with his superkick that he calls the “Code of Silence”. West heads straight to the top rope where he executes The Devil's Calling, a corkscrew leg-drop from top rope. He hooks the leg for the pin and the ref counts.




Kyle Steel: You’re winner by way of pinfall…Jay West!!!

Zach Davis: Another tremendous effort by Agimat. You cannot teach that kind of spirit, I expect great things out of him.

Dan Capello vs Jacob Black

Zach Davis: Two come and uppers are next to batte here at Helloween!

Freddy Whoa: Two up and comers.

Zach Davis: Exactly what I said. No difference sowhatever.

Freddy Whoa: Whatsoever. UCI really did a number on you last week, didn’t they?

Zach Davis: Let’s go side to ringdown.

As Zach Davis continues to feel the effects of his head injury from last week on Slam, Smoke begins to fill the entrance ramp as 'Eyes on Fire' by Zed as Dead begins to play. The arena goes dark for a few seconds, before a spotlight shines at the top of the entrance. Osamu Arcichida appears in the spotlight with his head held down, wearing a mask resembling a dragon. As soon as the bass from the entrance theme drops, all of the lights in the arena come on and Osamu removes the mask to reveal his face, which is filled with rage. He begins walking down to the ring, glaring at fans as they reach their arms out at him.

Freddy Whoa: Jacob Black is here!

Zach Davis: Is he though? Or is Osamu Arcichida?

Freddy Whoa: Zach, what in all the hell are you talking about?

Zach Davis: I’m just saying, something about this entrance makes me think “Osamu Arcichida.”

Freddy Whoa: Whoamygawd, I may have to finish commentary by myself tonight folks. This man may be having a stroke.

Zach Davis: Whatever dude, check the website.

Freddy Whoa: What website?! What are you talking about?!

Zach Davis: Just double check it, bro.

The NFL theme hits as Dan Capello makes his way onto the stage, semi-awkwardly waving at the fans as he squints up at the bright lights. While making his way down the entrance ramp, Dan shakes his head a bit, questioning his own sanity and choices in life. He walks up the ring steps and steps through, careful not to trip himself up. He gives the opponent a nod as he takes to his corner and quietly tries to give himself a pep talk.

Freddy Whoa: The referee calls for the bell and we’re under way!

The two meet in the middle and Black quickly takes the upperhand. He pops Capello with multiple calf kicks. Over and over and over again. He’s just ruthlessly kicking Capello in the calf with these and it looks like DC has no idea how to stop them, he’s just back pedaling around the ring and now into a corner where Black immediately follows him in with a spinning uppercut. And a second one. Capello stumbles out and Black goes for another kick, this time to the side of Capello…

Freddy Whoa: Caught! Dan finally caught a kick but he looks as shocked as we are and...enziguri from Black puts him down to the mat and into a pinning predicament.



Kickout from Capello!

Zach Davis: I...wasn’t sure he’d even know enough to do that.

He did but it he’s not doing much else. Black is able to pull his opponent back to his feet and then quickly send him down with a belly to belly suplex. He then whips DC into a turnbuckle and follows after with a big running splash. He casually slaps Capello in the face, taunting him.

Zach Davis: He’s being mean.

Freddy Whoa: Very good, Zach. He’s being mean. Anyways, Black is now putting Capello on the top rope and following him up there. Looks like he’s setting up for a superplex...Both men standing now and...no! Headbutt from Capello! And another one! He’s finally fighting back! A third headbutt sends Black flying to the canvas! Capello stands on the top rope a moment...unsure what to do from that height but jumps off and nails Black! With...I don’t know what...He sort of landed on him with his shoulder I guess? Very strange offense from Capello. And it definitely looks like he hurt his own shoulder...but a quick cover from Capello!



Kickout from Black!

Capello is up, holding his shoulder he awkwardly splashed onto Black with. He begins stomping on Black, unsure what to do next but then quickly realizes it’s figure four time!

Freddy Whoa: He’s looking for the Liberty Lock! But….he...is barely aware of how to put it on…

Black boots Capello face-first, hard into the turnbuckle, sending him stumbling backwards into a roll up from New Era!



Another kickout!

Visibly frustrated that he hasn’t been able to put away Dan so far, Jacob begins to complain to the referee. The referee has little interest in hearing this from a rookie and gives it right back to Black. While the two bicker, Dan Capello is regaining composure and is back to his feet, just as New Era turns his attention back to DC.

Freddy Whoa: Right hand from Capello! And another! And another! Those are some sloppy right hands but they’re doing the trick at the moment. DC now irish whips his opponent off the ring ropes and….

Zach Davis: Triple smash handle axe!

Freddy Whoa: uhh...Close. Double axe handle smash. Maybe I do the play by play and you stick to the color?


As Freddy Whoa triggers Zach Davis’ clear PTSD and possible CTE,Jacob Black bounces back up before being back down with a third axehandle smash.

Freddy Whoa: Jacob Black scuttles back to the corner now and Dan Capello has him measured for his EOW spear….and he nails it! Well...he nails it as much as Dan Capello nails anything. But he definitely caught him in the ribs and Jacob Black has fallen to the mat...but no cover? What’s this? Oh it looks like Dan wants to make sure he’s got this one wrapped up! He’s headed to the top and is going to drop an elbow? I think? He’s definitely patting his elbow like he’s calling for it? I guess this is him playing to the crowd and...WHOA! Black just lunged to the ropes and caused Dan to crotch himself!

As Dan holds his Capellos on the top rope, Jacob Black climbs up to meet him and…

Freddy Whoa: KYOTO SUPLEX! Top rope muscle buster! A pin!



Zach Davis: SEVEN!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! Cappello’s inexperience hurt him here tonight folks as Jacob Black records his first singles victory here in the WCF. A great showing by both these men though. Luke Force better keep an eye on that Alpha Title as there may be some new blood gunning for it soon!

Zach Davis: That knocked some slobs and was a reeeeeeal burn barner!

Freddy Whoa: Hopefully we can get you some help in between matches. I really can’t put up with this all night, head trauma or not.

Alpha Title Match
Leon Hayze vs Luke Force

Mikey eXtreme/Kyle Kemp/Teo del Sol vs Gemu/William the Behemoth/Johnny Alpha

Kyle Steel: The following match is a six-man tag team match scheduled for ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST! Weighing in at 188 pounds, from Houston, Texas... TEO DELLLLLLLLLLL SOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

The Crowd explodes as a pounding drum beat tears throughout the arena, signalling the arrival of the one and only Teo del Sol! The lights drop, enveloping the arena in darkness as they turn towards the entrance ramp. "The Pretender" by Foo Fighters echoing throughout the arena as Zach Davis and Freddy Whoa says.

Zach Davis: And here we are, the final match of the evening before we get down to the Hellimination Match to finally determine once and for all which organization is the best in the land. WCF or UTI, er, I mean, UCI.

Freddy Whoa: That's right. We know who pays our bills, and UTI does NOT do that. Meanwhile, Teo del Sol is making his way to the ring. He hasn't had a very good go of things, as of late.

Zach Davis: Maybe he'll turn it around here.

With a crescendo and a burst of flame, Teo del Sol springs onto the entrance ramp, the red and white scarred mask covering his face. The audience roars as he holds his arms out and bathing momentarily in the applause before heading towards the ramp with a sprint.

He makes a lap around the side of the ring high fiving the fans along the way. The mask wears a happy grin as he rolls between the ropes, staring out into the arena before shrugging and walking to the turnbuckle.

He holds his arms over his head and yells out a cry, which the fans all join in on, eliciting a cheer from the audience as the music reaches its crescendo. Just as the lyrics hit their zenith, he stands atop the turnbuckle and removes the mask to reveal the wrestler beneath. He turns and steps back into the ring, as "Better Than You" by Sam Adams begins to play...

Kyle Steel: MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING!!! Coming from CHICAGO, ILLINOIS! Weighing in at 208 pounds.... KYLE KEEEEEEMP!!!

Kyle Kemp walks out slowly to the top of the stage. He stands with his arms out and soaks in boos from the crowd. He slowly saunters his way down to the ring, taunting the fans. He walks up the steps and gets in the ring with a smile and just leans on one of the turnbuckles, indifferent to anything that anyone is saying to him and waiting for the match to start. The fans hate how he's not responding to them and continue to boo louder. Kemp and del Sol making a point to ignore each other as they share the ring, as the lights begin to slowly go off, section by section, until the arena is completely black.

"Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains blares over the PA system as the lights on the stage begin to slowly flash on and off. Mikey eXtreme steps out onto the stage with his arms held out and his head titled back as he looks to the ceiling. Vidalia and Freakshow flank him as they make their way ringside.

Kyle Steel: Making his way down to the ring being accompanied by Vidalia and Freakshow, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 225 lbs, Mikey eXtreme!

Mikey ignores the fans trying to reach out to touch him. He throws the kendo stick into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, crawling to the corner where he sits laughing and rocking back and forth. Freakshow circles the ring, awaiting Mikey's opponentsas Vidalia whispers some kind of plan into Mikey's ear.

Freddy Whoa: Talk about odd bedfellows in this upcoming match. All three of these men have clashed against each other on several different occasions in the past, and none of them look thrilled to be here.

Zach Davis: Well, their opponents are probably just as odd of a combination I've ever seen. At least on paper, anyways.

Hades The Bloody Rage by Yousei Teikoku begins to play. As the intro finishes at the 0:32 mark, a large cloud of smoke comes up from the stage. As it begins to clear, Gemu runs through the smoke and continues this stride to the ring, not stopping for anything. He springs into the ring over the top rope via a mini trampoline, landing in a roll before running the ropes as Kyle Steel announces his arrival to the ring.

Kyle Steel: From Sapporo, Japan! Weighing in at 202 pounds, GEMU!!!

As Gemu's name is uttered, he breaks into a cartwheel routine that ends with a backflip in the middle of the ring, which draws some awe, but mostly boos. Gemu raises some middle fingers to the crowd and in the general direction of his opponents in response to the boos. Mikey eXtreme attacks Gemu from behind, as the lights come back on. The referee tries to intervene, but Mikey ignores him, going for an Irish whip into the ropes...

Zach Davis: Gemu does an armtwist reversal right into a flying knee! And here comes Johnny Alpha to the ring!

Freddy Whoa: Some ugly things said between Mikey eXtreme and Gemu to each other about each other's countries. I guess Mikey didn't want to wait to get his hands on Gemu!

Zach Davis: Gemu going for a springboard moonsault, and Mikey's not home! Mikey's back to his feet and... What the hell?

The lights in the arena dimmer as a spotlight is pointed towards the entrance ramp. The Republic of Ireland's National anthem plays and William walks over to the spotlight. After listening to what he believes is the UK's national anthem he walks down to the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Meanwhile, while he stands up there, the match still continues, as Mikey stomps the hell out of Gemu, cutting the ring off as he tags in Kyle Kemp.

Zach Davis: And Kemp is taking over from where Mikey left off, stomping a major hole into the chest of Gemu in their corner. And a foot choke on the bottom turnbuckle. The referee counts it!






Kemp pulls his foot off as the referee, grabs Gemu by the mask and pulls him to his feet. Kemp sets him up for a vertical suplex, for Gemu to fall behind him and dropkicks him back into his own corner! Mikey tags himself back in before Teo could react, and is quick to get into the ring and grab Gemu by his foot before he could reach his corner to tag in Johnny Alpha. Mikey applies a single leg crab, as he yells out to the crowd...

Mikey eXtreme: USA!!! USA!!!

Crowd: USA!!! USA!!!

Freddy Whoa: And the crowd comes alive!

The crowd continues to chant this, until William enters the ring, kicks Mikey in the back of the head, and screams at the top of his lungs over and over again...

William the Behemoth: UK!!! UK!!! UK!!!

Zach Davis: Oh my God...

The crowd boos, and breaks into a "FAT BOY" chant, as the referee admonishes William's interference. Gemu takes advantage and makes the tag to Johnny Alpha, while Mikey gets back to his corner to tag in Teo del Sol. Teo goes for a dropkick on a rushing Alpha, but Alpha halts in mid-stride, while Teo hits nothing but air. Alpha then drops an elbow on a downed Teo, and another, and another, before making a pinfall attempt...


Teo kicks out, as Alpha grabs Teo by the head and wrenches him into a chinlock. Johnny then adjusts himself so he can see his opponents clearly, as he begins to taunt Teo and his opponents from across the ring. Mikey has just about enough of Alpha's lip and storms the ring, which the referee cuts off quickly.

Freddy Whoa: Ooh! And Alpha with the fish hooks into the mouth of Teo del Sol!!!

Zach Davis: Not like the referee can do anything about it right now, as Johnny drags Teo closer to his corner, where William tags in.

Freddy Whoa: Oh, and this is a disaster waiting to happen. William picks hims up...

Zach Davis: And back down he goes with a gutwrench suplex! William runs the ropes...

William hits nothing but canvas with a running senton as Teo del Sol rolls out of the way and back to his corner, where he tags Kyle Kemp back into the match. Kyle goes to stomping away at William as he struggles to regain his feet, only to get piefaced into a neutral corner off of his feet. The crowd gasps as such a sheer force of power, but Kemp regains his feet and continues to pummel the much larger opponent. As William finally gets firmly to his feet, Kyle Kemp runs the ropes looking for a powerful attack, only for William to counter with...

Zach Davis: Big boot to the face of Kemp!

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!! William picks up Kemp and lifts him overhead!!! WHOA!!!

William chucks Kyle Kemp at Mikey eXtreme's entourage outside of the ring, as an infuriated Mikey charges in and gouges an eye of William for the assault on his manager and valet, which ruins the momentum he had as he reaches to cover his face. The referee yells at Mikey, who ignores him as he grabs William by the head and jumps out of the ring, hanging William from the top rope in the process. As William bounces off of the top rope, Teo perches himself on the turnbuckle from his corner of the ring, taking flight and hitting William with a missile dropkick that sends William across the ring and over the top rope.

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!! I think I just felt the ground shake!

Zach Davis: And Gemu comes in to face off against Teo del Sol. I guess we're running this match under lucha tag rules.

Freddy Whoa: Or the referee just gave up on both previous legal men coming back into the ring in a timely manner. WHATEVER!

Zach Davis: Both men locking up in the middle of the ring, and Gemu breaks off and


Zach Davis: WHAT A CHOP!


Freddy Whoa: And Teo fires one right back at him!



And this goes on for several more goes, as both men are screaming at each other, before Gemu kicks Teo in the shins, grabs him by the head and starts to run up the turnbuckles...

Zach Davis: ENDGAME!!!


Teo kicks Gemu in the spine, before he hits a rolling blockbuster on the downed Gemu. As Gemu struggles to get to his feet, Teo waits for him to get in position, as Teo hits...

Zach Davis: BLAZING KNEE!!!


As Teo is going what is assumed to be the Habanero High Dive, William shakes the ring ropes, as Teo falls from the top rope onto his chest inside of the ring and way short of his target, as Gemu takes advantage and goes to tag in Johnny Alpha. As Alpha gets into the ring, he grabs Teo and hits...


Before Johnny could go for a cover, Mikey comes in and catches him in the face with...

Freddy Whoa: X MARKS THE SPOT!!!

Zach Davis: And here comes everyone into the ring!!!

The remaining men on the ring apron enter the ring, as Gemu hits Mikey with a low kick that follows with a...

Zach Davis: ENDGAME!!!

Kyle manages, however, to catch Gemu unaware, before hitting him with a...

Freddy Whoa: STUN GUN!!!

However, before he can set up for Back to the Minors, William grabs Kyle by the throat, picks him up and chokeslams him near the corner. He follows that up with a...


Zach Davis: The cover...



Kyle gets his foot on a rope! William starts to smack the mat over and over again, as a tantrum starts to build up...

Zach Davis: Uh-oh. We've seen this before.


William catches Teo, but it does no good as Mikey hits another X Marks the Spot on William, as he goes over the top rope with Teo on top of him. Meanwhile, as Gemu gets to his feet, he is met with a...



Zach Davis: He's going for the pin, but Mikey's climbing the ropes!


Freddy Whoa: What the hell? WHOA!!!






Zach Davis: Easily some of the WORST teamwork I've seen in years on both sides. Surprised there was an actual winner to this thing.

Freddy Whoa: No doubt, but maybe this match is just a taste of what is yet to come, as we see Team WCF face off against Team UCI for... What? Bragging rights?

Zach Davis: Pretty much. Either way, don't go away! The Main Event is coming up next!!!

Freddy Whoa: Wait, hold on. Looks like something's going on with the competitors still in the ring.

The ring has cleared and Teo Del Sol, Mikey eXtreme and Kyle Kemp are all in the ring talking trash to each other. Kemp and Teo take a step towards each other but then Mikey shoves the two to get them to acknowledge him.

Zach Davis: These three have been heated rivals throughout the summer and now into the fall!

Freddy Whoa: Looks like the teamwork ended at the sound of the bell.

The trash talk continues until Mikey throws a punch at Teo. Teo's head snaps back and Kemp hits him with a kick to the thigh. Teo drops down a bit and Mikey hits him with a few more rights, backing up Teo into the corner. Kemp hangs back and smiles as Teo is getting pummeled in the corner. Mikey finally turns around and raises his fist with a roar but that is short lived as Kemp hits him with a kick to the gut. Mikey doubles over but before Kemp can capitalize Teo runs forward, jumps over Mikey's doubled over body and hits Kemp with a flying clothesline.

Zach Davis: Whoa! What a move!

Mikey recovers and him and Teo start exchanging punches as security pours out of the backstage area and starts separating the three men as Kemp has gotten up and started throwing punches at both men. Security is able to pull Teo apart from Mikey and Kemp who are exchanging blows. However Teo breaks away and jumps into the fray, knocking over security guards and Mikey and Teo. The other security guards scramble and pull Teo and Mikey out of the ring with a few grabbing Kemp and holding him in the corner.

Freddy Whoa: It looks like they are getting this under control. Security pulls both Mikey and Teo up the ramp as Kemp squirms away and rolls out of the ring. Instead of going after Teo and Mikey, Kemp walks over to the announce table and picks up a microphone. He climbs up on the table and starts shouting.

Kyle Kemp: I've had it! I've had it with both of you. I am better than both of you. I want you both out of my life!

Teo and Mikey are both now being held by security guards on the ramp and Mikey gives Kemp the finger.

Kyle Kemp: I deserve better than this! I should've been on Team WCF and I should've gotten my Omega Title shot by now! I demand that title shot between now and One and I will take the Omega Title from Sidney J Warwick and do you know what I'm going to do with it once I take it? I'm going to defend at One in a match where all of this ends! Mikey eXtreme vs. Teo Del Sol vs. Kyle Kemp. One final time. We will finally see who is better and that man is going to be me! Why? Because I'm Kyle Kemp and I'm better than you!

Kemp flips the microphone to the ground and holds out both arms as Teo and Mikey scream at him and we fade out to commercial.

Hellimination Match
Team WCF vs Team UCI
John Rabid/Sidney J. Warwick/Ethan King/Stephen Singh/Gravedigger vs Zombie McMorris/Kevin Bishop/Bonnie Blue/Andre Holmes/Alex Richards

Zach Davis: And here we are, main event time.. HELLIMINATION!

Freddy Whoa: It's hard to believe such a huge event is happening so close to War and so close to One, but this is gigantic.

Zach Davis: And so close to the Killing Floor match! We saw several members of Team UCI nearly kill themselves last night, and they come into this match at a severe disadvantage.

“Death Breath - Toxic Avenger Remix” by Bring Me The Horizon hits as a huge pyrotechnic barrage explodes around the jumbotron. As the smoke clears, we see John Rabid standing tall; arms outstretched as he spins on the spot. Rabid struts down the ramp, snarling and gnashing his teeth at a stray cameraman as John's name appears on a Slam graphic. Meanwhile, Rabid's 'tron plays in the background; it's The Ripper hitting the Kingdom Destroyer on a cavalcade of doomed jobbers, this scene is intercut with footage of Lon Chaney in Tod Browning's "London After Midnight" (1927). Rabid reaches the ramp and climbs the turnbuckle, “smelling” the cheer's from the crowd before taking off his black trench-coat and shades and waving his hapless opponent on with a cocky smirk on his face.

Freddy Whoa: Here is the leader of Team WCF, our World Heavyweight Champion! Here is John Rabid.

"Both Hands" by Ani DiFranco starts to play over the arena's sound system. Sidney J. Warwick enters. There is no pyro. There are no flashing lights. There is not even video playing on the big screen. Sidney walks down the aisle with a mild sneer on his face as he looks at the audience. He wipes his boots on the ring apron before entering through the ropes, then takes of his necktie and carefully folds it before handing it to the ring attendant.

Zach Davis: And his opponent at One, the current Omega Champion - just called out by Kyle Kemp a few moments ago.

The beginning of "Alone With All The World” plays triumphantly throughout the arena, enticing a raucous wave of boos from the crowd. The lights gradually begin to dim, coming down to a dark hue that places extra emphasis on the stage. Large, golden letters flash over the black titantron.


A flash of golden pyro goes off as Ethan King makes his way to the top of the entrance ramp from the backstage area, all-knowing smile spread over his face as he holds both arms out in a welcoming gesture, bathing in both the adulation and spite from the crowd.

Kyle Steel: Introducing now the REIGNING Hardcore Champion! Representing Everest, hailing from Los Angeles, California. He is 'The Eminent'... ETHAN KING!"

The young superstar begins his descent down the ramp, Hardcore Title held over his shoulder, arms still held out by his side as he ignores the few hands of fans reaching over the barricade to try and get a touch of the sensation.

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King is awaiting the day he becomes the current King, not just the future one. He made several strives towards it at War when he took the entire rest of the roster to the limit and broke the record for time spent in the match.

He bounds up onto the apron of the ring, mouthing the words “Showtime” to the camera arrogantly before leaping and swinging himself over the top rope, he lands elegantly and spins around, holding his arms out once more before coming to a complete stop in the center of the ring. He shrugs his Hardcore Title off his shoulder, raising it high above his head with one arm - much to the annoyance of the crowd, who jeer him relentlessly - before handing it to the official.

He smiles once more before retreating to his own corner of the ring, sitting down with a look of amusement on his face as he awaits for the match to commence.

The gruff voice from the 80s sample announces "Cold getting dumb..." as the VeryBigTron flashes the word "STEPHEN SINGH" in a shimmering gold before being replaced by a gray-tinted montage of Stephen Singh brutalizing past opponents. The menacing beat of the Supervillain Theme by Mad Villain fills the arena, golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage, and "Superstar" Stephen Singh steps out with a scowl spread across his face. He pauses for a moment at the top of the stage, looking to the booing crowd with disgust.

Kyle Steel: And introducing at this time...The Excellence of Elocution....The Shakespeare of Shoot...The Sure Thing....

As the gold fountains shrink back into the stage, The Superstar begins making his way down the ramp, snarling and angrily jawing with fans on the way. He finally gets to the ring stairs and stomps up them noisily, angrily before wiping his feet on the apron and stepping through the ropes.


Zach Davis: Stephen Singh, the former World Heavyweight Champion. He wanted his rematch at the belt - a belt he shouldn't have even been able to wrestle for in the first place - instead he got a match with Gravedigger at One.

Freddy Whoa: A match with HUGE consequences. If Singh wins, he gets the Final Destination briefcase. If Gravedigger wins - his final destination is One 2018, where he will get a World Title shot!

The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so before "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. A spotlight hits the entranceway and Gravedigger emerges from the back with a pair of MS-13 bikers in tow. He throws his arms out and yells out with a look of rage on his face. The crowd drowns the Legend in boos and his face quickly turns into a smirk as he looks out at the crowd before finally focusing in on the ring.

Gravedigger starts slowly walking down the ring, the air still thick with boos as the smirk is etched on his hardened face. As the trio reaches the ringside area, the two bikers walk off to one side as Gravedigger jogs up the nearby ring steps. He steps in between the top and middle rope and bounces into the ring. He walks around the ring looking out at the crowd before finally stopping at one of the turnbuckles. He stands on the middle pad and smirks out at the crowd as they continue to rain boos down upon him.

Zach Davis: Speaking of Gravedigger... He and Corey Black are the heart and soul of WCF, they keep the company going, having been here since the beginning. And tonight, he wrestles on Team WCF, even against the company that currently employs him as commentator.

"Killed By Death" hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. The Guitar and drums kick in and play up as the crowd search for ZMAC. Them vocals smash the speakers as the spot light is shows ZMAC whose stand out in the middle section of the area.

Freddy Whoa: This man, uh.. well.. He's been through some shit.

He stands there with his back turned to the ring with his arms out in a ‘T’ pose. He turns to face the crowd as he takes a few steps down the aisle way.

Zach Davis: ZMAC is all bandaged up. Again, uh, I can't believe he's actually here.

He might not make it to the ring... but the Coked UP Mad Man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a vial of cocaine and snorts it.

Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring.. from the Big Easy.. He stands six feet, six inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and twenty pounds… He is the Coked Up Mad Man.. ZZZOOMMMBIE… MCMORRR-IISSS!

Fans swarm him as he takes beer after beer and chugs them; getting some all over his face and chest. ZMAC is in a sea of “Dove Killah Certified OG’s” as the fans lift him up and body surf him down to the crowd barrier.


He jumps the barrier and slides into the ring. ZMAC takes to the adjacent turnbuckle and taunts the crowd before taking off his jacket and throwing it to the towards the time keeper. The Honey Badger has arrived.

Zach Davis: I'm kinda disappointed in the WCF crowd that helped him with this entrance, but to be fair, he IS close to death, so if someone dropped him they could be charged with murder.

The entire arena falls into complete darkness, all lights have been taken. The audience left in darkness until a booming sound explodes out of the public announce system, taking control over the speakers. Words, the words of a woman's voice are seen on the titan-tron as the introduction begins.

See, the world from afar...

Every time that harsh drop of the bass pounds on the stereo system, the lights shine in synchronization of the beat.

Like dust from a star...

"Event Horizon" by Sttiched Up Heart officially begins as the drums start picking up along the song. A single spotlight emerges center stage exposing Kevin Bishop's back to the crowd, the design of his jacket the only thing seen to the audience's eyes. With the hoodie over his head, he slowly turns around to look at the disloyal fools booing him, slandering his name in their sheer ignorance. The chorus of the song begins which he expands his arms out to the side and a flash of golden fireworks explodes on each side of the stage. After that sequence has finished, he removes the hoodie from on top of his head then marches down the entrance path assuming that glorious posture in his walk. Ignoring the fans' arms as they stretch out in a futile attempt to touch the King, Kevin Bishop looks at the UCI World Heavyweight Championship around his waist.

He takes a few moments to walk around the ring, eyeing down the crazy booing fans behind the barricades. When he climbs up the steel steps, he also takes his place on the middle turnbuckle outside of the ropes. Kevin Bishop removes the UCI World Heavyweight Championship from around his waist and raises it above his head, both hands on each strap. The lights instantly come back to life, lighting every detail of the interior of the stadium. Kevin drops over the top rope down into his corner, hanging the belt on the top rope as he removes his hoodie then tosses it at ringside.

Freddy Whoa: Here is another former UCI Champion. Neither he nor Zombie McMorris got to reach that pinnacle here in the WCF - and I'm not sure if they're bitter about that or not but I have a strong feeling they'll take it out on John Rabid.

The slow beat of Rihanna's "Same Ol' Mistakes" rolls through the arena as blue and white spotlights, synchronized to the music, flare on and off against a darkened stage. Bonnie Blue appears, peering at the audience over the rims of a pair of teal shutter shades. A mixture of boos and cheers pours forth from all directions as she surveys her domain, a defiant smirk on pink-glossed lips.

I can just hear them now / "How could you let us down?"
They don't know what I felt / Or see it from this way round

Sliding the shades back up, Bonnie makes her way along the aisle with a confident swagger, posing for a few selfies with fans as she reaches ringside.

Feeling it overtake / All that I used to hate
Wonder what if we trade / I tried but it's way too late

After a few photos, Bonnie tosses her shades to a fan, then continues to the ring. Without hesitation, she leaps up onto the ring apron and kneels to strike a cocky pose, leaning against the middle rope. She gazes out across the audience for a moment before slipping through the ropes.

All the slides I don't read / Two sides of me can't agree
When I breathe in too deep / Going with what I always longed for...

Haughtily, she saunters to her corner, where she hands off her effects to the official.

Zach Davis: This team is full of former UCI Champions! Unlike ZMAC and Bishop, Bonnie Blue also currently wrestles for the WCF. Getting a win here could put a rocket on her WCF career.

A slow but assuring guitar riff broken up in a DJent pattern starts playing with the lights in the arena shutting off to illuminate gray colored images of Andre Holmes on the titantron. "Relentless" by New Years Day suddenly begins with lights flashing, and dancing around highlighting different sections of the arena. He walks out from the back wearing the black hoodie over his head, his ring attire on. Cheers are increasing like giant waves on the beach to him as he stands on the center stage surveying the crowd with a big smile on his face. Walking down the entrance path, he pauses until hearing the lyrics "Tear Me Down, It Won't Build You Up...." A rise of smoke emerges behind him in single-line fashion as he stops center of the entrance path to raise his arms in the air, and a release a primal scream.

Freddy Whoa: We were all disappointed when Andre Holmes chose Team UCI over Team WCF, here comes the current WCF Tag Team Champion.

Afterwards, the lights return back to normal, and he walks down to the ring while mingling with some of his fans at ringside. Climbing up onto the apron, he quickly runs to leap onto the middle rope. A spotlight emerges behind him to cloak him in a silhouette with smoke pushing upwards for that shadow effect. Hopping over the top rope, he lands inside the ring to stay in an unoccupied corner where he removes his hoodie, and tosses it to the outside. Standing in an unoccupied corner, Andre warms up, and he tightens the strap on his MMA Gloves waiting for his opponent to come out.

The opening guitar solo to I'm Not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks plays then Alex Richards steps through the curtain, his doctor's bag in one hand, a boot filled to the brim with Zim-Quila in the other. He chugs his drink then tosses the boot into the crowd before raising the title in the air to massive cheers. He then starts walking towards the ring a serious look on his face with a hint of a smile making it seem like he's probably putting it on, which he is. On the way to the ring he delivers his trademark hard high fives to the fans. At least those brave enough to want them. He wanders around ringside talking to fans for a few minutes killing time before finally entering the ring.

Zach Davis: AND HERE IS ALEXANDER RICHARDS! This is Richards' first appearance in a WCF ring since he left well over a year ago!


All ten competitors are in the ring staring across at one another.

Freddy Whoa: Take this moment in - who knows when, or if, it'll ever happen again. UCI on one side, WCF on the other.

Zach Davis: The bell rings.

The tension breaks quickly as everyone goes into action. Rabid tackles down ZMAC. The rest of Team UCI runs at Team WCF. Singh and SJW duck down, both men pulling down the bottom rope, sending the other four Team UCI members flying out of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: I can't imagine these WCF guys able to work together but it.. kinda seems like that's what happened. They suckered Team UCI in.

As Team UCI gets to their feet, Ethan King runs towards the opposite end of the ring, rebounds, runs towards Team UCI and hits a Suicide Plancha onto all four men! Er, three men and a woman!

Zach Davis: The Hardcore Champion takes em all out!

In the ring, Rabid lifts Zombie McMorris up and throws him towards Gravedigger, who drops him with a Grave Marker!

Freddy Whoa: I'll cut to the chase - we saw Zombie McMorris choked out with his own intestines last night. Yes, he was able to do his entrance, and yes, he's on coke, and yes, he's tough as nails. Like, extra tough nails, at that. But Team WCF knew this and they've clearly got a plan.

Gravedigger lifts ZMAC up and throws him towards Singh and SJW, who lift him up and hit a Double Flapjack.

Zach Davis: Again, can't believe these guys are working together.

Freddy Whoa: A lot of pride is on the line. If Zombie McMorris can come out here and attempt to wrestle - these guys can put their issues to the side, momentarily at least.

ZMAC stumbles up.. under his own power. Rabid runs at him and knees him in the head. Alex Richards and Kevin Bishop are about to reenter the ring but SJW and Singh run at them and hit dual Baseball Slides, kicking them out. Rabid pulls ZMAC in.

Zach Davis: He has him hooked.. CLASH OF KINGS!

Rabid turns the Clash over into the pin.




Freddy Whoa: FALSE FINISH!

ZMAC somehow gets the shoulder up.

Zach Davis: ...

Rabid, without missing a beat, rolls away. He knows ZMAC and he knows ZMAC stupidly works his way to his feet, more pride than brains. Rabid runs at him and this time hits him with a KINGDOM DESTROYER! Rabid drops down and pins ZMAC once more.




Freddy Whoa: And there it is. Our first elimination.

ZMAC rolls out of the ring and WCF medics are immediately on the scene to check on him.

Zach Davis: Andre Holmes has tossed Ethan King into the crowd and those two are brawling now. Meanwhile, Bonnie Blue and Kevin Bishop pull out Stephen Singh and SJW, and they throw them into the guardrail.

Blue and Bishop enter the ring. Rabid eyes Blue and the two begin to brawl, but Bishop joins that, making it two versus one. Gravedigger spins Bishop around and kicks him in the gut before picking him up and hitting a Powerbomb.

Freddy Whoa: Big move. Can we actually get some order in this match?

Gravedigger grabs Bonnie Blue from behind but she elbows herself away from him. She hits a Dropkick, sending Gravedigger sprawling. She turns back to Rabid and Dropkicks him, sending him into a turnbuckle. He slumps down and she runs at him and hits a Bronco Buster!

Zach Davis: Sidney J. Warwick back in the ring!

He pulls her off and demands to have a conversation about how the Bronco Buster is sexual assault. Bonnie responds by kicking him in the gut and executing a Stunner.

Freddy Whoa: Pin!



No!, SJW kicks out.

Zach Davis: Somehow or another, SJW and Bonnie Blue have become the only two people in the ring.. And thusly become the official legal competitors! We've got order!

Bonnie lifts SJW up and hits a Spinning Backfist. SJW doesn't go down and Bonnie follows up with a series of Forearm Strikes before hitting the ropes and coming back with a Running Knee Lift. He STILL won't go down but he's spun around, Bonnie hits a Reverse Hurricanrana from behind! He stumbles to his feet and she rushes him, he puts up his hand to stop her in her tracks. For some reason, she does. He says he refuses to fight her because he doesn't want to perpetuate a culture in which violence by men against women is condoned.

Freddy Whoa: Oh... come on.... I mean, this is a professional wrestling match, and SJW just got his ass kicked... Really?

Zach Davis: SJW demands Bonnie Blue makes a tag! But Blue refuses. She wants to fight!

John Rabid reaches into the ring and tags himself in, much to the chagrin of Sidney J. Warwick. Sidney begrudgingly gets on the apron as Rabid enters the ring and ties up with Blue.

Freddy Whoa: Bonnie Blue is as tough as a competitor as anyone - and tougher than most. Sidney refusing to fight her is just demeaning.

The WCF Champion gains the upper hand and switches behind Bonnie. Bonnie elbows her way out and hits the ropes but Rabid then catches her and hits a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker. He quickly goes for the pin.




Zach Davis: If UCI would lose another member before getting rid of someone from WCF, they may find themselves in an unwinnable position.

Rabid kicks at Blue a few times before lifting her up, grappling from behind. He hits a German Suplex, keeps it hooked. Hits another. Picks her up again, hits a third.

Freddy Whoa: No! Bonnie lands on her feet.

Rabid turns around but Bonnie hits a Running Knee Lift. She turns and tags in Kevin Bishop.

Zach Davis: Ooohhhhhh boy.

The King of the Brotherhood gets into the ring, giving Rabid time to get to his feet so the two can go face to face. The fans are on their feet.





Rabid doesn't want to wait and rushes Bishop, but Bishop catches him and swings him around with a Uranage! Bishop goes for the pin.



No, Rabid shoots his shoulder up. Bishop quickly lifts him to his feet and hits a series of forearms before transitioning into a vicious Snap Suplex, floating over into another pin.



Another kickout. Bishop stays on the attack, this time kicking Rabid a few times before positioning himself on the turnbuckle.

Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop doesn't go high risk often but when he does, it hurts.

Bishop flies..

Zach Davis: DIVING DDT!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Rabid is able to escape the DDT, catches him and transitions it into an AWFUL WAFFLE!

Zach Davis: He calls it by the Omega Driver name, Freddy, get serious. But he hit it to perfection!

Rabid pins Bishop now!



Kickout from Bishop.

Freddy Whoa: No Titles are on the line, this isn't for control of a company, the only stakes are each man's pride. And these two have pride in spades.

Rabid tags in Ethan King. The Hardcore Champion enters the ring and measures up Bishop, waiting for him to get up... before running at him and hitting a Rolling Lariat. King follows that up with a Jumping Knee to the head.

Zach Davis: Team WCF has taken control of Kevin Bishop, and they're isolating him on their side of the ring.

King kicks at Bishop a few times before climbing to the top..

Freddy Whoa: Corkscrew Moonsault!

King doesn't go for another pin - this time he lifts Bishop to his feet and into the air..


King hits the Falcon Arrow on Bishop, right into the pin!



Freddy Whoa: THIS IS IT!


Zach Davis: NO!, Bishop gets the shoulder up! Wow!

The crowd is shocked. King backs off once more and gets his elbow in position, signalling he's ending it.

Freddy Whoa: Here it comes... Bishop has taken everything Team WCF has thrown at him thus far, but this is it!

King throws the elbow.



Freddy Whoa: He locks in the Elevated Single Leg Boston Crab! CAST OUT! CAST OUT APPLIED!

King yells out in pain after suddenly finding himself caught in the submission!

Zach Davis: No - here comes Team WCF.

Gravedigger is in the ring to kick Bishop off now that he's regained momentum. Bishop gets to his feet and Gravedigger runs at him.

Freddy Whoa: GRAVE MARKER!

No!, Bishop ducks that and drops GD with a Codebreaker. He then tags in ALEX RICHARDS!

Zach Davis: Huge pop for the King of Mass Confusion!

Richards enters the ring and runs at Gravedigger, Clotheslining him out. He then turns to Ethan King and lifts him..

Freddy Whoa: HOT SHOT!

Zach Davis: The former Hardcore Champion pins the current one, hooking the leg!



NO!, a kickout from King now!

Freddy Whoa: For a match called Hellimination, we sure aren't having very many.. helliminations.

Richards lifts King up and up onto his shoulders. He drops him with a Death Valley Driver!

Zach Davis: Richards isn't going for another pin yet, he's backing up, King is crawling up..

Freddy Whoa: CURB STOMP!

Richards quickly pulls King into the middle of the ring and pins him once more.



No!, another kickout!

Zach Davis: Mama mia!

Richards lifts King to his feet and pulls him into a neutral corner.

Freddy Whoa: He's positioning him.. He's going for the Sanity Slip!

No!, Stephen Singh runs over and pushes Richards off! Both Richards and King get to their feet and King is able to snap off a Spinning Heel Kick to the gut, followed by a Pele Kick!


King then dives and tags in Singh!

Freddy Whoa: Here comes the Superstar!

Singh enters the ring and his instincts take over, another WCF wrestler just hit a signature move, Singh goes for the pin.



Kickout from Richards.

Zach Davis: Stephen Singh versus Alex Richards. Who thought we'd ever see this!?

Stephen Singh lifts Richards up and but Richards fights back, hitting a series of strikes before throwing Singh to the ropes. As Singh comes back, Richards lifts him up and then executes a Press Slam!

Freddy Whoa: What power!

Singh hits the mat and Richards quickly grapples him from behind and turns it into a Release German Suplex into a neutral corner. Singh grabs the ropes and begins struggling to his feet, Richards lifts him up and hits a few hard chops - but Singh angrily, having taken enough, grabs Richards and switches positions, shoving Richards into the corner and then hitting his own series of knife edge chops... And ends with a throat chop.

Zach Davis: Boo, hiss. Boo. Wait. He's Team WCF. Yay!

Singh then executes a Snapmare, taking Richards to the middle of the ring, and kicks him in the back with a Spinal Tap. Singh backs into the ropes and then hits a Rolling Neck Snap! Singh backs into the Team UCI corner, seemingly absentmindedly - but he actually jabs both Bonnie and Bishop off the apron before running at Richards.

Freddy Whoa: SSMMIITTEE!

Zach Davis: HERE'S THE PIN!





Singh gets up and grabs the referee by the collar, cursing him out, before turning back to Richards and putting him into a deep, vicious heel hook.


NO!, Bonnie and Bishop both enter the ring and kick him off. This brings Gravedigger and Rabid in, which then brings Andre Holmes in.


Everyone brawls with everyone right into one of those sequences where everyone's gonna hit a series of big moves.

Zach Davis: Andre Holmes hits Ethan King with a Bad Landing bomb!

Freddy Whoa: Sidney J. Warwick spins Holmes around and thumbs him in the throat before hitting the White Knight!

Zach Davis: Bonnie Blue Springboards in and drops him with a Bulldog, Time's Up!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger lifts her onto his shoulders and executes the Embalmer!

Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop Springboards.... BLACK DEATH TO GRAVEDIGGER!

Freddy Whoa: John Rabid runs at Bishop and hits a V Trigger, followed by a Springboard Forearm, GREETINGS FROM LONDON!

Zach Davis: John Rabid turns right into a Spiked Samoan Punch from Alex Richards!!






Freddy Whoa: Through a series of dudes Clotheslining other dudes over the top rope and others rolling out, Richards and SJW are left alone in the ring now and become the de facto legal men.

Warwick picks Richards to his feet and gets him in the Powerslam position before charging to the turnbuckle. Richards shifts his weight before SJW rams him into it and pushes SJW into the turnbuckle instead. SJW backs up from it, backpeddling into the middle of the ring after hitting the ring post headfirst. Richards hops up onto him.


Freddy Whoa: King of Mass Confusion indeed!



NO!, SJW escapes it. Both men are to their feet and Richards ducks a Clothesline attempt from SJW before he's able to grab him by the throat.

Zach Davis: Richards lifts SJW up - no, SJW reverses the Zim-Quila Hangover attempt into an Arm Drag! SJW keeps hold of the arm and ties Richards up with a La Magistral pin!



NO!, escape!

Freddy Whoa: This match should be called Escapelimination.

Both men to their feet once more and they do the "run into each other and hit each other with Clotheslines that leave each of them laying on the mat and this only happens in tag matches so both people can crawl towards their corners" spot.

Zach Davis: SJW looking to tag in someone from Team WCF, Alex Richards looking to tag in someone from Team UCI!

Freddy Whoa: Obviously.

Richards tags in Andre Holmes while SJW tags in Ethan King.

Zach Davis: Long running feud between these two and HERE.. WE.. GO!

The two fresh bodies meet in the middle of the ring and begin brawling, trading rights and lefts. Andre Holmes gains the upper hand and pushes King into the ropes, irish whipping him before catching him in a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker.

Freddy Whoa: Holmes in control of the Hardcore Champion now.

Holmes lifts King up and pulls him in for a Running Ligerbomb.. and he hits it! Into the pin.



No! Kickout from King.

Zach Davis: Ethan King took the Hardcore Title from Andre Holmes at Ultimate Showdown by pinning him. He fought him to a No Contest at Slam, and then beat him once more in War. Ethan King seems to have Andre Holmes' number - but Holmes looks to change all that tonight.

Holmes lifts King up and hits a series of Kobashi chops followed by a roundhouse kick into the chest. He then hits an Exploder Suplex into the corner.


Ethan King stumbles out from the corner but Andre Holmes runs at him. He hits him with a Yakuza Kick..


No, instead of climbing up for the Phoenix Splash, Andre Holmes backs off and lets Ethan King get to his feet. He runs at him.. and hits a SECOND Yakuza Kick.

Freddy Whoa: NO! KING DUCKS IT!


King pins Holmes, hooking the leg.





King rolls off and gets to his feet, but Andre Holmes goes into a strong style Hulking Up type mode and he's up too - we'll call it he's become Relentless. King goes for a Spinning Heel Kick to the gut but Holmes catches it and spins King around. and lifts King up with one swift motion, into a DVD. Holmes drops King onto his knee.


Ethan King begins crawling up, he's totally out.

Freddy Whoa: THRUST KICK!

Holmes hits the Superkick while King is kneeled.

Zach Davis: KING DUCKS IT!

King, out of instinct, throws his elbow.


Andre Holmes doesn't go down. Ethan King grapples him.

Zach Davis: FLATLINE!

This time, he does. Ethan King pins him, hooking the leg.




Freddy Whoa: There it is! Team WCF leads, three to five! Holy shit.

Zach Davis: And Ethan King does indeed once again have Andre Holmes' number.

Freddy Whoa: Don't forget, though - Ethan King was unable to defeat Andre Holmes one on one. Multi man matches are one thing, but they don't prove who is the better man overall. I want to see them mano y mano.

From the apron, Bishop, Blue, and Richards discuss their plan of attack as the entirety of Team WCF stands tall. Ethan King in the ring awaits whoever dares to enter.

Zach Davis: This wasn't fair from the start. Zombie McMorris shouldn't have been cleared to compete, and the UCI competitors suffered through one of the most hellacious matches I've ever seen.

Bonnie Blue is the one that goes face to face with him.

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King runs at her but gets aMuay Thai elbow strike for his trouble. She sends him reeling and then Superkicks him out of the ring. She Superkicks Gravedigger next, followed by SJW, followed by Rabid.

Zach Davis: No! Rabid grabs the leg.

Even from the apron, Blue is able to turn and execute an Enziguiri. She then grabs Sidney J. Warwick and pulls him into the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Not this again...

SJW gets up and sees he can't tag out, but he refuses to fight a woman. She runs at him but he leapfrogs over her. She bounces back and runs towards him and hops up onto his shoulders.

Zach Davis: There it is.. ANOTHER VICTORY ROLL TO SJW!



NO!, SJW escapes. He gets to his feet and angrily gets into Blue's face about rape culture and and how close genitals were to faces in the aforementioned victory roll.

Freddy Whoa: This guy needs to get laid.

She laughs and hits him with a Spinning Backfist, hitting him right in the face. She hits a Standing Moonsault Side Slam!, boom, pin.



No, SJW kicks out. He flails around the ring but he doesn't find anyone to tag in yet. Blue runs at him and he sidesteps her, causing her to fly into the turnbuckle. She hits it face first and backs away. SJW seemingly comes to terms with his crisis of face and grapples her from behind.

Zach Davis: He's gonna actually wrestle her!


Freddy Whoa: Uh oh.

This triggers SJW and he immedieately releases the grapple and begs off.

Zach Davis: Don't you think he's kind of making a mockery of real legitimate issues in society by-

Freddy Whoa: Shush, Zach, this is pro wrestling, let's just turn our brains off.

Zach Davis: This is WCF. I know I have to do that, Freddy.

Bonnie Blue climbs to the top rope.

Freddy Whoa: Here we go... Everyone loves Bonnie Blue's high flying.

Bonnie goes for a Corkscrew 450 Splash, but no!, SJW rolls away, not wanting any more contact with her. He tags in Gravedigger.


Gravedigger enters the ring and he has no qualms about wrestling a woman. Blue is taken down by a Russian Legsweep. WCF official Bobert Bueller immediately runs to the ring.

Freddy Whoa: What is this.

Bobert Bueller immediately begins questioning Gravedigger on connections with Russia and his Legsweep. Gravedigger rolls his eyes and takes him down with a Grave Marker.

Zach Davis: Well that was dumb.

Bonnie Blue is up and grapples her for another Russian Legsweep but this time she has it scouted and hits him with a Belly to Back Inverted Mat Slam.

Freddy Whoa: WEEPING ANGEL!!!

Blue pins Gravedigger, hooking the leg!



NO!, kickout from Gravedigger!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger hasn't gotten to wrestle much yet, he's fairly fresh! But still, I'm not totally sure how he escaped that!

Bonnie Blue knows she needs to make an impact for Team UCI. She climbs through the ropes to the outside.

Freddy Whoa: She's gonna take Gravedigger out.. and not to dinner.



She crashes into them. Gravedigger gets back to his feet, slowly but surely, as does Blue. He grapples her from behind and spins her around.


Freddy Whoa: GRAVE MAKAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Gravedigger drops down and pins Blue!




Zach Davis: JESUSSSS.

Gravedigger angrily gets to his feet and begins kicking at the Hardcore Queen. She grabs the bottom rope and begins pulling herself up.

Freddy Whoa: Just stay down, Bonnie. WCF has won this, you're in the ring with Gravedigger, it's done.

She grabs the middle rope. He keeps kicking her. She keeps pulling herself up.

Zach Davis: Come on...

She grabs the top rope.

Freddy Whoa: Bonnie blocks a shot from Gravedigger.


Blue hits a series of Muay Thai elbow strikes that send the Epitome of Hardcore reeling!

Freddy Whoa: He's dead on his feet, Bonnie runs at him... TIMESTOPPER!

No!, as Bonnie goes for the Codebreaker Gravedigger catches her. In a show of power he keeps her up and rams her body into a neutral corner. He keeps her hooked still and lifts her up onto his shoulders.


Gravedigger hits it.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger is to his feet, and-

Zach Davis: The fuck?

Stephen Singh is in the ring and grabs Gravedigger from behind.


The WCF crowd boos as Stephen Singh takes down Gravedigger. Blue, dazed after the Death Driver but to her feet, is able to hit the ropes and hit a Springboard Corkscrew Senton.


Bonnie Blue pins Gravedigger.




The bell sounds.

Freddy Whoa: The first elimination from Team WCF....

Stephen Singh lifts Bonnie up after the pin and quickly hits her with a Thief in the Night cutter too, tossing her to the side before staring down at Gravedigger.

Zach Davis: This match.. Team WCF.. this all may be meaningless to Stephen Singh. He fought, he found every loophole he could, to win the WCF Title.. And he lost it. And Gravedigger is his obstacle standing in the way of regaining that belt.

Singh is transfixed enough to not notice Alexander Richards enter the match after Bonnie rolled out. Richards spins Singh around and hits the Final Enlightenment!





Zach Davis: AND JUST LIKE THAT! The teams are tied up!

Richards rolls off of Singh who rolls out of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Richards spun around - Swinging Neckbreaker by SJW... INTO THE PIN!



Zach Davis: THREE!

NO!, escape from Alex Richards! He's up, face to face with SJW yet again. SJW goes to irish whip Richards, Richards reverses it, SJW reverses it again. SJW executes a Spinebuster.as Richards comes back.

Freddy Whoa: Richards rolls away and tags Bishop back into the match.

Bishop dares SJW to come at him. SJW does and gets a kick to the stomach for his troubles. He quickly throws SJW's arm over his shoulder and hits a Michinoku Driver.

Zach Davis: This is Team UCI's chance!

He doesn't go for the pin. Instead, he goes to the apron.

Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop Sprinboards... BLACK DEATH!

NO!, SJW catches him and rolls him up in a pin that is totally indescribable via text, limbs are everywhere!




Zach Davis: NO!, Bishop escapes! Somehow! Wow! I've never seen that before!

Bishop stumbles away and tags in Bonnie. She gets back in the ring and taunts SJW.

Freddy Whoa: I guess I have to applaud SJW for trying to make the world a better place, but again, Bonnie Blue is a former UCI World Champion and he's kind of insulting her for her.

SJW backs off, making several excuses not to fight Bonnie. She responds by locking him in a Bridging Chickenwing.

Zach Davis: TIMELOCK!

NO!, SJW is able to duck out of it and roll Bonnie up.




Freddy Whoa? What!?

Zach Davis: Bonnie Blue had one of the most impressive showings in this match - and she's eliminated out of nowhere by Sidney J. Warwick!?

SJW gets to his feet and doesn't totally believe what he did - he didn't actually ATTACK her but he did stop her from upward mobility in the corporate world of pro wrestling. He's spun around by Kevin Bishop.


He keeps him hooked and hits it again.


He keeps him hooked and hits it again.


He keeps it hooked and-

Zach Davis: SJW reverses the Inevitable Death Nail with an Arm Drag!, then dives and tags in Ethan King.

King enters the ring and runs at Bishop, but Bishop catches him with a kick. Bishop throws him to a neutral corner and then runs at him and squashes him with a Clothesline. He lifts him up.

Freddy Whoa: Bishop climbing up with Ethan King..

He grapples him.

Zach Davis: No. Not this.

Bishop hits the Scaffolding Reminiscent Nightmare.

Freddy Whoa: WWHHOOAA!!

He floats over after the S.R.N.!, hooking the leg.




Zach Davis: DAMN!


Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop hits his super finisher out of nowhere, and-

Sidney J. Warwick is in the ring and quickly drops Bishop with the Privilege Check.

Freddy Whoa: He doesn't stop there - he quickly executes a Jacknife Hold pin.




Zach Davis: WHAT!

Freddy Whoa: Team UCI had the tie, but they lost it just as quickly! Alex Richards is all that's left.

Sidney J. Warwick gets to his feet and points to his head, doing the thinking man taunt, indicating he outsmarted Kevin Bishop.

Zach Davis: A surprise pin. What does that really prove? That you're lucky. SJW isn't a great wrestler, he's just lucky.

Freddy Whoa: But he proves that time and time again.

Bishop rolls out of the ring as Alex Richards enters against SJW. SJW quickly tags in Rabid.

Zach Davis: Rabid ties up with Richards. This match isn't over, here in the WCF we've seen Alex Richards pull out the impossible before. We could see it again.

Rabid doesn't think so - he lifts Richards up in the Electric Chair position, using all of his strength, going for the Tower Bridge. But Richards reverses it, he punches Rabid a few times and slides behind him. Richards spins Rabid around.






Zach Davis: NO! SJW pulls Richards out of the ring!

SJW throws Richards into the guardrail. As Richards comes back SJW grabs him and executes a Suplex, sending Richards into the guardrail.

Freddy Whoa: We knew Gravedigger and Singh wouldn't work well together, but say what you will about SJW - he does seem to want to win this.

Zach Davis: He has a lot to prove, Freddy. He may've won War but it takes a LOT to be a One main eventer - some part of him must know he still has to really earn that.

Freddy Whoa: Meanwhile, Alex Richards could be the soul survivor for Team UCI, the man that wins it all for his company!

SJW rolls Richards into the ring, yelling to Rabid to pin him. Rabid takes exception and instead of pinning Richards, pulls him to his feet.

Zach Davis: Rabid looking to put an exclamation point on Team WCF's victory.


Freddy Whoa: NO!, Richards has the Crucifix scouted and lifts Rabid up onto his shoulders.

Zach Davis: Richards tosses Rabid into the air and then grabs him by the throat. SUPER ZIM QUILA HANGOVER!!

Richards pins John Rabid, the WCF World Champion, hooking his leg.





Zach Davis: Sidney J. Warwick isn't letting anyone else pin John Rabid. Not before One!

Warwick pulls Richards in and hits a Dominator onto the steel steps.

Freddy Whoa: WHITE KNIGHT!

He pulls Richards in and then hits a Privilege Check, taking Richards' head against the steps.

Zach Davis: SJW rolls Richards back into the ring. Rabid is ready.

Freddy Whoa: John Rabid runs at Alex Richards.. There it is.

He hits it.


Rabid drops down and pins Alex Richards. Leg hooked.




Freddy Whoa: Team WCF wins.

The bell sounds.

Zach Davis: John Rabid and Sidney J. Warwick are the survivors of this match, and I daresay they coexisted in a way that made sure they survived?

Freddy Whoa: John Rabid started this match strong, took Team UCI to their limit. Sidney J. Warwick picked his spots.

Zach Davis: And again, we can't forget, Zombie McMorris came into this match in worse shape than if he was a zombie. He's a real human with a real life drug addiction. A drug addiction that let him fight to superhuman levels.

Freddy Whoa: Wait. What is the lesson here?

Zach Davis: I don't think there is one.

Freddy Whoa: I don't know if this is the last of this whole rivalry or not, but what a fucking night. Goodnight, folks.

Helloween fades to black.


Table of Contents

Slam Intro

Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match: The Black Skulls vs Petrov/Hajeet vs Bomber/Munchkin vs Corey Black/Jayson Price

Jay West vs Agimat

Dan Capello vs Jacob Black

Alpha Title Match: Leon Hayze vs Luke Force

Mikey eXtreme/Kyle Kemp/Teo del Sol vs Gemu/William the Behemoth/Johnny Alpha

Hellimination Match: Team WCF vs Team UCI: John Rabid/Sidney J. Warwick/Ethan King/Stephen Singh/Gravedigger vs Zombie McMorris/Kevin Bishop/Bonnie Blue/Andre Holmes/Alex Richards

Of The Week




John Rabid
Sidney J. Warwick
John Rabid
Ethan King
William the Behemoth
Luke Force
Tag Team:
Mushroom Mangino