the Mexico City Arena in Mexico City, Mexico
“Money, Money, Money” hits the PA system to an immediate chorus of Mexican boos. They sound like normal boos, just spicier. Out from the back comes a short, rotund, orange piece of shit looking douchebag with a black t-shirt and khaki shorts. His hair is swept up, thin, blonde – awful looking. He looks out into the crowd with a smug smile on his face, they boo him mercilessly. This being waddles down to the ring and rolls in, asking for a microphone, and amazingly, someone at ringside obliges. He puts the voice amplifier to his face and he’s nearly knocked over with the boos.
Covfefe: Now now, don’t you all get so bent out of shape. ‘Tis I, the one and only, COVFEFE!
The hatred in his building is deafening.
Covfefe: This is my first time in your … ‘country’ … and let me say, I see room for improvement. There aren’t nearly enough Taco Bells here.
We’re nearly in riot mode in the crowd, holy shit it’s getting hostile.
Covfefe: There’s no golden tower with champagne served by your uncle on the rooftop.
Jesus Christ man. Knives are being taken out of socks.
Covfefe: And worst of all, there isn’t a wall keeping you out my homeland!
That’s it, he’s finally done it, multiple members of the crowd here in Arena Mexico hop the railing and try to claw their way into the ring. Security does a good enough job keeping most of them at bay, but one man in a lucha libre mask slips by. Covfefe puts his hand out as to stop this masked member of the crowd.
Covfefe: Who do you think you are? You hopped the border to steal jobs in America, and now you’ve hopped the rail into MAH RING. I’m fixing to show you what it is like back home, Jose!
Covfefe drops the mc and charges the man, but the dude ducks. Covfefe hits the ropes and comes back to a spinning back kick, doubling him over! The crowd pops, security tries to rush in but it’s too late. The masked luchador has already hit the other side of ropes and come back full force with a leaping knee strike knocking Covfefe out COLD! The luchador slides out of the ring, avoiding security, and heads up the steps to the exit here in Arena Mexico. Before he gets to the door, he stops and turns back to the crowd, ripping the mask off revealing –
- WHO PROMPTLY DECKS A MEXICAN MAN NEXT TO HIM! BORDER PATROL PUNCH! COREY HITS THE DOOR AND HE’S GONE!
Winner Gets Added to the Alpha Title Match
Sidney J. Warwick/White Trash Maniac vs Death Dealer/Jordan Rayburn
"Two Hands" by Ani DiFranco starts to play over the arena's sound system. Sidney J. Warwick enters. There is no pyro. There are no flashing lights. There is not even video playing on the big screen. Sidney walks down the aisle with a mild sneer on his face as he looks at the audience. He wipes his boots on the ring apron before entering through the ropes, then takes of his necktie and carefully folds it before handing it to the ring attendant.
The lights get turned off in the arena. A bonfire starts on the top part of the ramp." Anything goes" by Big Smo plays a man holding a mason jar of moonshine comes out to the bonfire. He takes a drink as he looks at the bonfire and than looks at the crowd. He starts to yell at the crowd as they boo him as he walks down the ramp and gets in the ring. He goes to one of the turnbuckles and stands on it and finishs the jar of moonshine as the lights come back on.
"I'm the King" by Eminem starts to play as the arena lights fade down to total darkness. White strobe lights filter threw smoke coming from under the stage area. The Death Dealer logo appears on the jumbo-tron just before Damian Manson steps out into the arena. The arena gets colder as he stands there with his white fur coat on. He begins to point his umbrella towards the ring and the arena lights come back on. Damian starts towards the ring making sure the fans can not touch him. He walks around the ring pointing the umbrella at the fans. He climbs up the ring steps and walks the ring apron before climbing to the second turnbuckle outside. He holds his arms wide open taking in the hatred of the fans. He drops down and walks the apron to the middle where he wipes his feet before climbing in between the second rope. He circles the ring and the stands in the middle where he orders the ref to take his fur coat off carefully. He stands there with his umbrella in his right hand and then points it towards the fans. He takes his sunglasses off and holds them out for the ref to take. He places his umbrella in his corner.
The opening riffs of Kurt by Dadaroma begins to play as Jordan comes out from the back.He pauses at the middle of the ramp way and stage and bangs his head to the beat softly wording the lyrics of the song.He looks at the crowd before he starts walking down the ramp way.
He slaps the hands of his fans as he makes his way down the ring.
He walks around the ring and takes in the energy from the WCF faithful before slapping the steps and hoping over the ropes landing on the bottom turnbuckle.He climbs it and points up to the sky as he closes his eyes wording the lyrics again.
Rather be dead than cool.
He gets down from the top turnbuckle and heads to the other four.He gets down from the last and pretends to play a guitar as he mouths the words of the song one more time with much emotion.
此処でもっと もっと もっと ねぇ
He gets down on his knees before singing out the final words of the song with all of his heart.
He gets up and walks over to his corner as he waits for the match to start.
Zach Davis: Alright! We've got a major match here. Whoever gets the pinfall will enter into our Alpha Title match later tonight!
Freddy Whoa: You can't just be the best here, you've gotta make sure you can survive and win the Alpha Title, which is basically a shot at the World Title.. if you're good enough!
Warwick starts the match for his team, Death Dealer for his. The two circle the ring and tie up.
Zach Davis: Death Dealer with the advantage.
Death Dealer shouts a few homophobic slurs at Warwick. Warwick takes offense and hits a slurry of strikes. The crowd is confused.
Freddy Whoa: Well, shades of grey characters are nice in pro wrestling but the fans don't know who to cheer here!
Warwick throws Death Dealer to the ropes and then Clotheslines him down. Death Dealer stumbles back up and Warwick throws him to the ropes again. No, this time Death Dealer reverses it. Death Dealer lifts him up for a Death Valley Driver. Warwick slips behind him and shoves him off into the ropes. As he comes back Warwick drops him with a Spinebuster! He immediately puts him into a Figure Four.
Freddy Whoa: Warwick thinks he's the best scientific wrestler ever born, I think. We'll see if that pays off.
Warwick tentatively tags in White Trash Maniac, not particularly happy about it. White Trash Maniac gets in and runs at Death Dealer and drops an elbow. He goes for a pin.
Zach Davis: Not enough, not yet!
White Trash Maniac picks up the Death Dealer, but Death Dealer pushes him away and hits a Single Leg Dropkick. White Trash Maniac is pushed back but runs forward, Death Dealer catchers him.
Freddy Whoa: POPUP DVD!
Death Dealer falls on top of him!
NO!, kickout by WTM.
Zach Davis: Biggest move of the match thus far! Here in WCF, almost every other move can literally kill you! That was amazing.
Death Dealer tags in Jordan Rayburn. Rayburn lifts WTM up and hits a series of kicks. His last kick is grabbed by WTM, WTM flips him over and goes to Clothesline him but Rayburn ducks it. He ends up behind WTM and locks him into a Dragon Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: OOF!
After that Rayburn begins climbing to the top rope.
Zach Davis: High risk.... Will it pay off so early in this match?
IT DOES! Rayburn hits the Moonstomp! Into the pin!
NO!, broken up by Warwick! Warwick quickly lifts Rayburn up and runs, hitting a Jumping Knee Strike to the back of the head. Warwick leaves the ring as WTM pins Rayburn.
Freddy Whoa: No! Kickout by Jordan Rayburn!
Jordan Rayburn fights his way up and as White Trash Maniac rushes him, Rayburn is able to kick him. He hits another series of kicks. WTM catches one leg and Rayburn hits an Enziguri! WTM gets back up and in a show of rage, goes for a kick of his own, but Rayburn catches it and reverses it into a Dragonscrew Legwhip!
Zach Davis: Rayburn with the tag now back to Death Dealer!
Death Dealer runs at WTM as he gets up and hits a Running Ace Crusher!, no, WTM pushes him off. Death Dealer hits the ropes and WTM lifts him up onto his shoulders. He runs at him, does the Rolling Fireman's Carry, and then jumps onto the top and does a Moonsault! Pin!
Freddy Whoa: Shades of Kenny Omega. As Seth is writing this, he doesn't know if Omega won at Dominion or not. That could greatly influence the rest of this match, Zach!
Zach Davis: ..what?
WTM tags Warwick back in. Warwick runs at Death Dealer and stomps him. He stomps him a few more times before grabbing his legs and putting him in a Figure Four.
Freddy Whoa: Figure Four Leglock applied!
Death Dealer yells out in pain.
Zach Davis: Sidney Warwick, slowing the match down now!
Death Dealer knows enough though to roll over, reverseing the pressure! Warwick releases the hold and both wrestlers stumble up. Death Dealer walks into Warwick's grasp, he picks him up and holds him and runs him into the turnbuckle before changing it into a slam!
Freddy Whoa: What damage to Death Deather's spine!, Oklahoma Stampede!
Warwick goes for another pin!
No!, another kickout from Death Dealer.
Zach Davis: Each of these men is wrestling like they know a belt is on the line here!
Jordan Rayburn enters the ring and runs at Warwick, but Warwick sidesteps him and tosses him out of the ring. Death Dealer has stumbled up and Warwick catches him.
Freddy Whoa: PRIVILEGE CHECK!
Warwick goes for the pin.
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: And there you have it! Sidney J. Warwick has punched his ticket to the Alpha Title match later on.
Warwick soaks in the boos as we go to commercial.
Seth Lerch Appreciation Night 1
Zach Davis: An interesting night here so far at Asesinato!
We're cut from the announcers and the lights go low and a video begins to play on the titantron.
Narrator: "Tonight, is Seth Lerch Appreciation Night! A man who has done so much for the world of professional wrestling. From just a small town boy to a major branding player, Seth Lerch is one of the most iconic faces in all of sports. So sit back, and relax, because tonight we will show you three major events that make Seth Lerch happy! This is for the most wonderful, talented, gifted, strongest, coolest man in all of Wrestling. We thank YOU, Seth Lerch."
The video cuts to Explosion from 2011 live in Mexico City, Mexico.
[[Day picks up Torture on his shoulders but Torture holds onto the top rope.. he isn't going anywhere so Day throws Torture over the top rope but Torture lands on the apron. Torture then notices a quick chance to springboard back into the ring! Torture leaps off teh top rope and Day catches Torture on his shoulders and the crowd went from dead back to screaming! Day hits the DEAD AND FORGOTTEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Zach Davis: OH MY GAWD! PIN HIM! PIN HIM!
Day puts his near lifeless body over Torture! Slickie T bends down to count!
Zach Davis: OH MY GOAWD YES D-DAY HAS JUST DEFEATED TORTURE!]]
Narrator: We thank YOU, Seth Lerch! Tonight is YOUR night and none of this would be possible without you!
As we cut back to our announcers live, they look almost disgusted.
Zach Davis: Are you kidding me?
Freddy Whoa: Is our owner that petty? That's his appreciation night?
Zach Davis: I'm just now realizing why Seth Lerch Appreciation Night was going to be last weekend on June 4th.. it was Torture's birthday.
Freddy Whoa: Whoaaaaa Zachy-boy, this is getting deep.
Zach Davis: News broke yesterday about the dumb lawsuit that Seth had against Torture being dropped, but now this? Why continue this?
Freddy Whoa: We shouldn't speak on this much more, Zach, let's not lose our jobs too.
Six Pack Challenge Match
Cheyenne vs Stalker vs Jay West vs Sahabid Lawal vs Marty Barrett vs Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso
The Video from the Ring plays on a large screen. Then it shows a red headed woman in a figure shrouding tattered black and moss colored floor length Overcoat climbing from a well and shambling towards the screen ever slowly. The woman blinks in and out getting ever so closer, then blinks right up against the screen. The screen then rips open as the Ring theme song plays and the Woman crawls to the ring with a small brown satchel hanging from her mouth. Upon reaching the ring, she backbends over the toprope flipping into the ring. Holding the bag high above her head she drops the coat revealing underneath a tightly fitted dark green and black top and tight green pants with knee high black boots.
Stalker stalks his way to the ring.
The lights go out, then Jay walks out as the song starts, then the lights turn on with the dark blue tint and Jay walks down the ramp stopping halfway looking out at the crowd before continuing to the ring. Once there he slowly crawls in as blue smoke appears at ring. Then he stands up snatching the mask off then covering his face with hood before revealing his face.
*Blue by Eiffel 65* hits the system as the lights flash white at every beat. The crowd cheer loudly as their favorite "Islamic Bad-ass" makes his way out onto the entrance ramp bobbing his head with every bass drop. Smoke erupts either side of him as he raises his right arm in the air. He has no fear, he has no remorse. He is only here to kick ass and ass kicking is what he is going to do...
He steps in through the middle rope and walks towards the ring post, proceeding to climb it and raise his fist once more. Then jumps down, ready for his bout in the squared circle...
Survival by Muse hits and the arena goes black. Gold Sparks shower down the entranceway as Belinda appears,wearing a black glittery mini dress and smoking a cigarette from a long filter. Behind her comes the Bastard in a black sparkling robe. They slowly make their way down to the ring, Belinda flicking her cigarette into the crowd, The Bastard arms out welcoming the crowd reactions with a sneer. Upon reaching the ring, the lights go up and the Bastard climbs to the apron back to the camera revealing golden lettering Marty Barrett and hails to the sky as more Sparks shower down. He enters the ring with Belinda opening the ropes for him as he continues to soak in the moment. Belinda helps him disrobe, revealing long black tights with gold trim and golden boots.
Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso comes down to a cacophony various of fire alarms doing somersalts and flippy moves showing. He has a picture of Donald Trump.
Zach Davis: What is he doing with that?
He torches the picture to a massive pop from the crowd!
Freddy Whoa: Ha! I like it! But he better be careful or they won't let him back into the US!
Zach Davis: Well, everyone is here! Let's go over the rules very quickly. Six guys all fighting it out at once and whoever gets the first pinfall or submission wins!
As the bell sounds, Jay West and Cheyenne both run at Hellfire and attack him. He shoves both of them away. Stalker runs at him next and he hits a Dropkick. The Magnificent Bastard thumbs him in the eye and grapples him for a Belly to Belly, but El Fuego gets his arms up and claps them against Barrett's head, breaking free. He hits a Hurricanrana, sending Barrett out of the ring. El Fuego then runs to the ropes..
Freddy Whoa: SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
The crowd pops!
Crowd: FUEGO! FUEGO! FUEGO!
He gets to his feet and plays to the audience.
Zach Davis: This guy is a favorite here in Mexico!
Cheyenne flies over the top next with a Suicide Dive into Hellfire. Inside the ring now, Stalker and Jay West are brawling. Stalker takes Jay West down with a Body Slam. He's then spun around by Sahabid Lawal who hits a series of stiff punches before going for a Neckbreaker. Lawal pins him.
No, kickout by Stalker.
Lawal gets to his feet and is immediately spun around by Hellfire. He swats away a Dropkick attempt before hitting Hellfire with a DDT. He gets to his feet and then is met with an Inverted Atomic Drop by The Magnificent Bastard. Barrett quickly spins him around and hits a European Uppercut before htiting the ropes. As he comes back he hits a Knee Drop on the fallen Islamic Badass before going for the pin.
No!, kickout by Lawal.
Cheyenne grabs Barrett from behind now and spins him around. She smashes him with an elbow before following up with a series of knife edge chops, pushing him into the corner and then hitting one last super strong chop that takes him to the mat. Cheyenne with the pin now.
Freddy Whoa: Lots of nearfalls to start this match!
Zach Davis: When its a multi man match like this is, you've gotta take every chance you've got.
Jay West grabs Cheyenne from behind and runs to the ropes!
Freddy Whoa: Sliced Bread #2!
West quickly pins Cheyenne!
No!, West is pulled out of the ring by Barrett. Barrett thumbs him in the eye before throwing him into the guardrail. He stumbles away at Barrett executes a Belly to Back Suplex on the outside!
Zach Davis: This is Marty Barrett's first WCF match ever and what a way to debut!
Barrett quickly enters the ring and ducks a Clothesline from Lawal before hitting him with a Belly to Back as well. He's spun around by Hellfire who kicks him in the gut and then Powerbombs him to the mat. Stalker then spins Hellfire around and kicks him in the gut - DDT - no, Hellfire shoves him off. Stalker Clotheslines him and then climbs to the top.
Freddy Whoa: High risk move incoming!
Zach Davis: FLYING ELBOW!
He goes for the pin.
Freddy Whoa: Kickout!
Stalker is lifted up by Cheyenne, Cheynne executes a Snap Jab before a series of backhand chops ending with a gut kick. She then hits a Snapmare and puts him in a Butterfly Lock. Barrett grabs her from behind and executes a Reverse DDT. He's grabbed from behind by Sahabid Lawal, who spins him around and kicks him in the knee before backing up and hitting a Shining Wizard! This allows Jay West to run at Lawal and Spear him down! Finally, West is spun around by Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso who kicks him in the gut and Powerbombs him! He then collapses!
Zach Davis: All six man in this match laying on the mat!, it's anyone's match here!
Marty is up - he's got Lawal in his Beholder submission hold!
Freddy Whoa: Lawal taps out! The Magnificent Bastard wins it!
The fans boo as Marty plays to the crowd.
Zach Davis: Big victory for this man, and it may spell great things for his future in WCF!
The Very Big Alliance vs Oblivion/Oath Breaker
Zach Davis: Coming up next...
Freddy Whoa: Yes!! Coming up next, we have ourselves a very unusual situation!!
Zach Davis: What to Hell Freddy?!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! Zachary has his panties in a bunch!!
Zach Davis: YOU STOLE MY LINE!!
Freddy mocks Zach...
Freddy Whoa: "You stole my line!" WHAA!! We're about to see a weird ass freaky match and you're bitchin' about who stole whose lines!! And NOW you're sittin' there poutin' like a little bitch!!
Zach Davis: No... I'm not!!
Freddy Whoa: Yes you are!! You get out your seat again, act like you flexin'... I'm gonna pop in your mouth!! Sit down!! Shut the Hell up!!
Zach Davis: You got problems!! I'm hearing that Hank Brown has friends backstage...
Hank Brown: Yes!! Thank you Zach Davis and Freddy Whoa!!
Oblivion swiftly walks up, the Mexico City Arena reacts in a mixed reaction and The Monster abruptly stares down at Hank Brown. Then Oathbreaker walks up, from the other side looking down at Hank Brown. The Arena reacts with mixed emotions.
Hank Brown: Oblivion... Oathbreaker... You two are about to face William the Behemoth and Ainsley "The Tank" Ivanovich... Collectively known as The Very Big Alliance.
Oblivion was about to speak, but Hank Brown cuts IT off.
Hank Brown: Those men outweigh you two, collectively by three hundred and sixty three pounds. Any concerns?!
Oblivion looks Oathbreaker...
Oblivion: Their the one's that should be concerned!! You think we shoulder be afraid of two fat, out of shape, out of The Monster's league... These bums need to crawl back to whatever b-league they came from!! This is WCF!! This is where the big boys play!! This where you put up or shut up!! Once you step inside that ring... YOU'RE INSIDE THE MONSTER'S DARKNESS!!! C'mon Oathbreaker let's go show these wannabes how REAL MEN whoop ass!!!
Oblivion and Oathbreaker look at the camera, shearing, as the walk away.
Hank Brown: Wow!! Back to you Zach and Freddy!!
Zach Davis: Wow iiiindeed Freddy Whoa!!
Freddy Whoa: It looks that the team of Oathbreaker and Oblivion really, truly mean business!!
Rock Out by Motorhead Plays as both William the Behemoth and Ainsley Ivanovic both come out roaring and shouting at the crowd, they turn to each other and high five. When their hands touch, pyro is fired. They then slowly walks down to the ring...
Kyle Steel: Coming down to thee ring... Weighing in a combined weight of... NINE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE POUNDS!!! WILLIAM THE BEHEMOTH AND AINSLEY IVANOVIC... THE VERY BIG ALLIANCE!!
Once there they catch their breath.
Zach Davis: That's a big ass team!!
Freddy Whoa: Be careful Zach!! I know them personally!! They will eat you for breakfast!!
Zach Davis: Don't talk like that!! That's like a horror movie...
Freddy Whoa: These two freaks are...
The Silver Star mash-up of "Do you trust the voices in your head?" Slowly walks down to the ring...
Kyle Steel: From the Four Corners Reservations in Nevada... Weighing in at two hundred and seventy seven pounds... This is Oaaaaaathbreakeeer!!
Head swaying in time to the music. Steps up to the mat from the floor, leans back against the top rope and backward-salts into the ring over the rope. Centers himself in the ring and raises one hand high in the air. Oathbreaker stares at both William the Behemoth and Ainsley Ivanovic.
Zach Davis: With intensity between these three men, it will only intensify when The Monster comes out here!!
Freddy Whoa: We all hopes so!!!
The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed Mexico City Arena. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering. "Oblivion" by Mastadonbegins to play. The blaring guitar begins to play.
The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing a long with the music...
Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly comes, with a dead stare. The music continues the blare out and rattled the arena.
Oblivion slowly begins to walk down to the edge of the entrance stage, bringing in the cheers, of the crowd...
Zach Davis: The Monster is officially back in WCF!!
Freddy Whoa: God helps us all!!
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Past the entrance stage there are sixteen hooded cloaked individuals, eight on each side of the aisle, with their heads down. Chanting...
Hooded individuals: A-WHOO!! AWHOO!! AWHOO!!
Kyle Steel: From The Deepest and Darkest Side of a Sick Man's Mind... Weighing in at 325 pounds... IT is The Monster... Oblivion!!
Oblivion drags IT's right leg as drags along a sledgehammer. The Monster snears at a nearby camera, right before Oblivion slowly run up the steel steps and climb the turnbuckle from out the ring, once again throwing up IT's massive right arm
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Oblivion leaps into the ring, stomping around, taking long strides, barking, shaking the top ring rope.
Zach Davis: INSTANT CLOBBERFEST IN CENTER, OF THE RING!!
Freddy Whoa: I KNEW IT!! Oblivion and William the Behemoth are wailing on each other. While Oathbreaker and Ainsley Ivanovic are nailing one another with lefts and rights... Rights and lefts!! This match hasn't been officially started!!
Zach Davis: Both The Monster and The Behemoth have knocked themselves out of the ring!!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion and William the Behemoth has crashed right into our commented booth...
Zach Davis: The referee has FINALLY got this match underway!!
Oathbreaker and Ainsley Ivanovic are slugging it out on the opposite side of the ringside area...
Zach Davis: The Tank Ivanovic whips Oathbreaker into the ringside steps!!
Oathbreaker stands up wobbly, Ivanovic takes several steps back...
Freddy Whoa: RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ON OATHBREAKER!!
Zach Davis: OATHBREAKER IS DOWN!!
Ivanovic picks up Oathbreaker whips into the nearby security railings...
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!! REVERSAL!!
Zach Davis: Ainsley Ivanovic just collided HARD into the security railing!!
Freddy Whoa: Oathbreaker is slamming his massive boot down onto Ainsley's chest!!
The Monster got a hold of Behemoth...
Zach Davis: TILT-A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!
William the Behemoth: AAAARRRGGHH!!!
The Behemoth staggers to stand up, using the commentary table to stand.
Freddy Whoa: William the Behemoth nails The Monster with a back elbow in the midsection.
Zach Davis: Oblivion hits the ringside mats with a pump handle slam!!
Without blinking an eye, William the Behemoth flies around the ring...
Freddy Whoa: William the Behemoth just nailed Oathbreaker with double fist to the back of the head!!
Both Behemoth and Ivanovic grab Oathbreaker...
Zach Davis: COMEDY GOLD!!
Freddy Whoa: DOUBLE CHOKESLAM ON THE RINGSIDE MATS!!
Zach Davis: WATCH OUT!! THERE GOES THE MONSTER!!
Freddy Whoa: CAN U SAY NITE NITE?! SUPER KICK!! ON WILLIAM BEHEMOTH!!
Zach Davis: ANOTHER CAN U SAY NITE NITE?! SUPER KICK!! This one on Ainsley Ivanovic!!
Both big men stagger...
William Behemoth: ARRRRRGH!!
William stomps a boot in the mid-section Oathbreaker...
Freddy Whoa: DDT!!
Ainsley Ivanovic stomps Oblivion in the midsection...
Zach Davis: RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!!
The Very Big Alliance grabs the team of Oblivion and Oathbreaker and throws them back in the ring. Both William and Ainsley celebrate. The crowd boos. The massive duo rolls into the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion is on the mat, not moving!!
Zach Davis: The Tank bounces off the ropes!!
Freddy Whoa: RUNNING SENTON!! The Monster is squished!!
Zach Davis: Ainsley Ivanovic is going for the pin!!
Crowd: THREEEEE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Freddy Whoa: Out of nowhere... Oathbreaker with an overhead chop to the back of the head of The Tank!!
Oathbreaker helps The Monster up. They both pick up Ivanovic in an inverted suplex position...
Zach Davis: DOUBLE SOULTAKER!!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion going for the pin!!
Crowd: THREEEEE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Zach Davis: William Behemoth throws out Oathbreaker then hits a running splash on Oblivion!! Going for the pin!!
Crowd: THREEEEEEEEE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Freddy Whoa: WHAAAA... NO WAY!!!
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Oblivion sits up starting to shake...
William Behemoth strikes a heavy blow on The Monster, who is shaking with anger.
Zach Davis: It doesn't seem that the strikes are doing any damage!!
Oblivion/The crowd: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Oblivion nails Behemoth with a kneelift, then throws him into the ropes...
Freddy Whoa: THESZ PRESS!!
Zach Davis: GUTWRENCH NECKBRECKER!!
Oblivion throws Behemoth out of the ring...
Zach Davis: WATCH OUT... INCOMING!!
Freddy Whoa: Let's scatter!! They're coming this way!!
All four competitors crashed into the commentary table!! Ainsley Ivanovic slowly stands up grabbing Oathbreaker...
...slamming his head on the commentary table.
Ainsley Ivanovic: OOF!!
Oathbreaker slams a back elbow into the gut of The Tank.
Oathbreaker nails Ivanovic with a unziguri...
Zach Davis: We've been having technical problems!! Oathbreaker executed a Samoan drop!!
Oblivion and William the Behemoth both slowly move and stand up...
Freddy Whoa: DIRTNAP!!
Zach Davis: Double underhook DDT!!
Freddy Whoa: William Behemoth has been busted open!!
Oblivion proceeds to gnaw on the wound and it begins to open up!!
Oathbreaker and Ainsley Ivanovic are running towards the desk...
Zach Davis: Oblivion and William the Behemoth are too busy biting each other to see the charging Oathbreaker and Ainsley Ivanovic...
William the Behemoth picks up The Monster for a STO on the commentary table... At the exact time Oathbreaker and William the Behemoth crashes into the other two competitor...
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Zach Davis: The commentary table is shattered in several pieces!!
Freddy Whoa: All four competitors are NOT moving!!
Zach Davis: The referee is looking at looking the wreckage, not knowing what to do!!
Freddy Whoa: All I know, is that I see four people battered, bruised and bleeding and this Mexican crowd fulfilled with entertainment!!
Oath Breaker is able to throw his body back into the ring...
Zach Davis: The referee has just counted everyone else in the match out! Oath Breaker, and Oblivion by default, win the match!
Oath Breaker raises his arms in the air.. then collapses from exhaustion.
Freddy Whoa: I don't think we've seen all we'll see from these two teams!
Alpha Title Match
Sidney J. Warwick vs Damien Young vs Jaymz
"Two Hands" by Ani DiFranco starts to play over the arena's sound system. Sidney J. Warwick enters. There is no pyro. There are no flashing lights. There is not even video playing on the big screen. Sidney walks down the aisle with a mild sneer on his face as he looks at the audience. He wipes his boots on the ring apron before entering through the ropes, then takes of his necktie and carefully folds it before handing it to the ring attendant.
Summer Shudder by AFI starts to play as Damien explodes out from behind the curtain, full of energy as always. He walks down to the ring, hi-fiving fans and pumping up the crowd. He gets down to the ring, and hops up onto the apron.
Damien Young: SAY MY NAME!
Kyle Steel: Introducing first: He hails from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing in at 191 lbs., DAMIEN "THE GUN" YOUNG!
Damien throws his right hand upward, his fingers in the shape of a pistol. He brings his arm straight out in front of him, and fires a single shot towards the camera. He climbs into the ring, and heads to his corner
The arena lights dim, the music begins to play and Jaymz silhouette appears at the top of the ramp. As the music picks up, the lights come on and dark blue sparks shoot from both sides of the ramp and Jaymz casually makes his way to the ring showing no emotion.
Zach Davis: Damien Young won this contendership match several shows ago, and Warwick just won his way into it tonight. Jaymz may have his hands full here!
As the bell sounds, both Young and Warwick rush the Champion and Clothesline him down. Sidney J. Warwick immediately turns on Young and Dropkicks him down. Young gets back up and rushes Warwick, who hits an Arm Drag. Young gets back up once more and this time Warwick runs at him and drops him with a Shining Wizard. He goes for the quick pin.
No!, broken up by Jaymz.
Freddy Whoa: That's the problem with Triple Threat type matches, the Champ can lose the belt without being pinned! You have to have eyes in the back of your head.
Jaymz lifts Warwick up and tosses him into the ropes. As Warwick comes back Jaymz drops him with a massive boot. He lifts Young up and headbutts him before sending him into the ropes and having him rebound too, Jaymz catches him and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex to the outside!
Zach Davis: Look at Damien Young fly!
Warwick grapples Jaymz from behind and locks him in the Sleeper, trying to wear the giant down. Jaymz slams himself backwards and crushes Warwick between himself and the turnbuckle, breaking the hold. Jaymz lifts him up and then pulls him in.
Freddy Whoa: Jackhammer!
No, Warwick is able to shift his weight and land behind Jaymz. Warwick once again locks in the Sleeper, but this time it catches Jaymz unaware and he gets it locked in. Slowly, the giant is taken down to his knees.
Zach Davis: Warwick lets go of the hold and runs to the ropes... Jumping Knee to Jaymz's face!
Warwick pins Jaymz, hooking the leg.
No!, Jaymz powers out.
Freddy Whoa: That Alpha Championship is a ticket to an eventual World Title match, if you so desire, and you've only got one shot at it - Jaymz isn't going to just let it go!
Damien Young grabs Sidney J. Warwick from behind and executes a German Suplex outta nowhere!, into the bridge pin.
No, another kickout. Both men are to their feet and Young executes a Spinning Lariat. Warwick ducks it and catches Young with a Spinebuster! Instead of going for the pin he quickly locks in a in the Muta Lock!
Zach Davis: Submission applied! This could be it!
But no, Jaymz knows his reign is in danger - he grabs Warwick by the throat.
Freddy Whoa: THIS could be it!
He lifts him up for The Silence!, but Warwick reverses it and takes him down with a DDT! He goes for the pin!
NO!, kickout from Jaymz!
Zach Davis: No matter how big you are, getting your head spiked to the mat is going to take a toll. Sidney J. Warwick wisely avoided the finishing Chokeslam with that great DDT.
Warwick measures up Jaymz as Jaymz fight to his feet....
Freddy Whoa: PRIVILEGE CHECK! This is what brought him to the dance, could this be it!?
Zach Davis: WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!
The bell sounds.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! What an upset!
The fans begin booing mercilessly as Sidney J. Warwick gets to his feet and is handed the Alpha Championship.
Zach Davis: What luck! This guy has been here for a cup of coffee and he's already captured a belt that, if he holds it long enough, could take him to the WCF World Heavyweight Title!
Some fans begin throwing trash into the ring - Warwick begins yelling at them about the virtues of recycling.
Fort Minor’s “Remember the Name” fills the Mexico City arena, leaving confused looks on the faces of all in attendance.
All eyes are on the entrance ramp as the music plays. Damian Kaine steps from the curtain and makes his way to the ring, a microphone in his hand.
Sliding under the bottom rope, he jumps up, finding himself toe to toe with the newly crowned Alpha champion.
Damian Kaine: Don’t talk. Just listen. I don’t know you all that well. You’re a hell of an athlete. I mean, you just beat Jaymz. That’s a feat. So I have a proposition for you. In a few weeks time, at Blast, I want a shot at that belt.
Damian motions towards the Alpha title.
Damian Kaine: Triple Cage Match. Ready to Rumble style. Let’s make this belt worth something, because it’s been the butt of the WCF for too damn long. I await your answer.
And with that, “Remember the Name” plays once again as Damian drops the mic. A familiar guitar riff hits the PA.
Freddy Whoa: Wait, what is this!?
The crowd goes nuts as all Kaine and Warwick both stare up at the entrance ramp, a figure stepping onto the stage.
Zach Davis: HE'S BACK!! WILDS IS BACK!!
Freddy Whoa: And by the looks of it, just in time to stake his claim against our Alpha Champion!
The music fades as Wilds stands poised atop the ramp, mic in hand. He allows the crowd to cheer, wholly focused on the man holding the gold. The Xtreme Aerialist grins, raising the mic.
Jaice Wilds: After taking a short sabbatical to figure myself out and get my head back on right, your boy is BACK!!
The crowd roars, Wilds chuckles to himself. He nods, focusing his attention back at the ring.
Jaice Wilds: Now, after accepting an invitation from another company to compete in a one-off tournament, I find myself at a crossroads. I went toe-to-toe with none other than ZMAC himself... And held my own. With that kind of accolade, I could very well make my claim to the World Championship right now. But as long as Jason O'Neal is out of THAT picture, I have another fish to fry- right here, in the Alpha Division!!
Freddy Whoa: The crowd loves where this is going!! Jaice is back to claim his throne!!
Zach Davis: He lost his match against O'Neal. Why the hell does he deserve a shot now?
Jaice Wilds: My friend, Sidney J. Warwick, you may have won this match for the Alpha Title. But as of now, you also inherited a huge problem in the form of an Xtreme Aerialist barreling straight for your ass!!
Jaice drops the mic, throwing his arms into an X above his head. The crowd roars as the champ shakes his head, either in exhaustion or disbelief. Who knows? Jaice slowly backs his way up the ramp, taking in the crowd's reactions as "Side of a Bullet" plays him out.
Zach Davis: We are barely half way through the night. We've seen bodies broken, dreams made and crushed, and we STILL have yet to figure out who will leave Asiento as World Champion.
Freddy Whoa: And this is the night Jaice fucking Wilds returns to challenge the Alpha Division and its champion!! As does Damian Kaine! What a night, what a glorious night!!
Andre Aquarius vs Bonnie Blue vs CJ Phoenix
E-Rock's heavy metal version of the "Doctor Who Theme" hits the speakers to a HUGE POP from the crowd! Smoke fills the stage as the 'Tron lights up and displays the words DAUGHTER OF TIME. The drumbeat kicks in, accompanied by the BOOM! of a white pyro flash. A shower of sparks cascades down over the stage as Bonnie Blue steps from behind the curtain. She pumps a fist into the air and gets another big pop; the big screen behind her now displays the words HARDCORE QUEEN.
As she makes her way down the aisle, high-fiving and fist-bumping the fans reaching toward her, a montage of extreme spots plays out across the giant screen: crashing through a glass table with Shadowlove; sailing through the back window of a moving bus, only to come back and hit a hurricanrana on Stevie Corah; landing an elbow on Bad News Brawler; Bonnie dropping on Corah from atop a ladder, crashing with him through a table; a bruised and bloodied Bonnie setting Jonathan Porter up on the top turnbuckle, to hit a reverse Frankensteiner. Interspersed throughout the video are scenes of Bonnie accepting a belt -- Tag Team or Intercontinental -- from the official, clutching the hard-won prize close with a triumphant smile. As the video ends, the word GUARDIAN appears, then fades away.
Still playing to the crowd, the Daughter of Time completes a circle around the ring, then leaps onto the apron and turns to face the audience. Grasping the top rope, she backflips over it and into the ring, a dazzling smile on her lips as the fans cheer. Bonnie puts one hand to her ear and makes a beckoning motion with the other, driving the crowd into a frenzy of affection for UCI's golden girl.
Freddy Whoa: Bonnie Blue is back in the WCF!
Zach Davis: As of about a month ago? Yes. But she is fresh off that HUGE win over Kevin Bishop over at that place which shall not be named.
Freddy Whoa: Voldemort’s house?
Zach Davis: You….are a virgin.
"Re-education Through Labor" begins to play as the cameras pan through the crowd. Then, 13 seconds into the song, Phoenix runs out onto the stage as the beat drops. He stretches his arms out as he looks at the crowd before running down the ramp with his arms stretched out and flames following him on each side until he reaches the end of the ramp. He slides into the ring and runs up one of the turnbuckles. He then does a cross sign with his hands before pointing upward and hopping off the turnbuckle into the ring.
Freddy Whoa: CJ Phoenix is BACK in the WCF!
Zach Davis: Yeah, he came back at Trios, it’s not like this is his first match back, Freddy.
U Mad by Vic Mensa hits the arena as a video of a man's shadow bouncing back and forth with his arms to his sides goes along to the sound of blaring brass. As the beat drops, Andre Aquarius emerges on the stage, continuing to hype himself up to a chorus of boos. Blinking lights go along with the beat and Andre makes his way down the entrance ramp, pounding a fist against his chest.
Freddy Whoa: Andre Aquarius is BACK in the WCF!
Zach Davis: Okay, he definitely hasn’t left any time recently.
Freddy Whoa: That’s true but I’m doing a thing here.
He steps through the ropes, surveying his surroundings. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, mouthing the words to the song before dropping down and bumrushing CJ Phoenix!
Freddy Whoa: There’s been no bell yet and Prince Lightskin is going Fifty Shades Darker all over CJ Phoenix!
Zach Davis: I don’t think you know what that movie is about! But Aquarius has blindsided the former Brotherhood member.!
AA has pummelled Phoenix into a corner and rocked his head back with a step up knee strike, quickly followed up by a nasty pele kick.
Freddy Whoa: #PepeKick!
With still no bell, Bonnie runs over to the scuffle and puts a hand on Aquarius’ shoulder who stops the assault for a moment.
Freddy Whoa: Thank God for Bonnie. It looks like #BeachKrew hasn’t entirely ruined her yet.
Bonnie backs Aquarius off of Phoenix as the referee starts to move Aquarius to an opposite corner and Phoenix begins to regain his bearing. Just as he is though…
Freddy Whoa: No! Come on Bonnie!
Bonnie Blue jumps onto Phoenix with a splash and then begins peppering him with elbow strikes and finishing with a spinning backfist before turning away from him and throwing her hands up in triumph.
Zach Davis: It looks like joining BeachKrew has washed away the Bonnie the WCF Universe may have once known.
Freddy Whoa: This has to be Wade’s influence! He’s no good for her!
Zach Davis: Would you rather see her with David Sanchez? He’d have her doing the same damn thing…
Freddy Whoa: No! I’d rather see her with someone not so close to the action!
Zach Davis: Oh yeah?
Freddy Whoa: Maybe somebody who uses his words instead of his fists?
Zach Davis: Whoever could you mean?
Freddy Whoa: I don’t know...maybe a backstage interviewer? Or maybe the ring announcer?
Zach Davis: Or a commentator?
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! That never crossed my mind. Interesting suggestion, Zach, I’ll think about it and then get back to Bonnie.
Zach Davis: Yeah, okay.
The crowd boos Bonnie’s new mean streak as Aquarius, sick of the referee wagging his finger, gives the official a shove to the mat and then sprints toward Phoenix, still in the corner. CJ just manages to get his feet up and boots AA right under the chin as the crowd roars.
Freddy Whoa: There’s the bell! From the mat where Aquarius shoved him, the referee is calling for the bell! Is this match finally underway?!
AA is turned around, stumbles and then runs back into the corner but this time Phoenix is able to back body drop him over the top rope and to the apron.
Zach Davis: The referee now rolling outside of the ring and heading over towards Kyle Steele, informing him of something. Meanwhile we’ve got CJ Phoenix exploding out of the corner with a spinning wheel kick sending Bonnie to the mat! And the crowd is loving it!
Kyle Steele: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has just informed me that this bout is being ruled a NO CONTEST!!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa, it’s over before it even starts?!
Zach Davis: The referee lost control of this before the bell even rang, he made the right call.
Though the match was thrown out, Phoenix is still working to fend off the two BeachKrew members. From the apron Aquarius springboards off the top rope toward Phoenix who asolutely snaps him in two with a spear as the crowd pops again!
Freddy Whoa: WHAT A SPEAR FROM PHOENIX!
Their enthusiasm is quickly quelled when Bonnie grabs Phoenix from behind with a cobra clutch and the boos come pouring in. Phoenix struggles against is but is fading as the referee is still calling for the bell as he slides back in and tries to pull Bonnie off Phoenix. Finally, she heeds the referee’s warning and releases him, rolling out of the ring. Phoenix is back up to his feet and yelling at the duo who smirk at him as they head back up the ramp.
Mikey eXtreme/Udy vs FPV/Damian Kaine
Fort Minor's "Remember the Name" echoes throughout the arena, lighting a spark under the audience.
Damian Kaine steps onto the stage, his hood up, his head down. As the beat drops, he flips the hood up in an explosive motion. He slowly walks down the ramp, clapping hands with fans. He slides under the bottom rope and crouches in his corner.
Kyle Steel: And his partner from Atlanta, GA weighing in at 205 pounds FPV!
The lights dim to a blood red, as glitchy electronic noises fill the arena. Many suspect that "Ghosts n' Stuff" is about to play...until instead they get a snippet of multiple songs. First "You Know My Name," then "Mountain Song," "Ghosts 'n Stuff, "The Scott Pilgrim Anthem," and finally "Professional Griefers." This snippets play seemingly at random until all sound stops, and the lights go off completely, until three words pop up on the titantron, in big white letters.
"FRANK PATRICK VENABLE"
The crowd explodes in applause as "True North" hits the P.A and Frank Patrick Venable finally makes his entrance, dressed in a dark red hoodie and wrestling tights, ready for a fight. He runs down to the ring at an almost inhumane speed, sliding into the ring from underneath the bottom rope. He panders to the always appreciative crowd before removing his hoodie and entering his corner, waiting for the bell.
The lights begin to slowly go off, section by section, until the arena is completely black. "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains blares over the PA system as the lights on the stage begin to slowly flash on and off. Mikey eXtreme steps out onto the stage with his arms held out and his head titled back as he looks to the ceiling. Vidalia and Freakshow flank him as they make their way ringside.
Kyle Steel: Making his way down to the ring being accompanied by Vidalia and Freakshow, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 225 lbs, Mikey eXtreme!
Mikey ignores the fans trying to reach out to touch him. He throws the kendo stick into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, crawling to the corner where he sits laughing and rocking back and forth. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Mikey's opponent(s) as Vidalia whispers some kind of plan into Mikey's ear.
Kyle Steel: And his partner from Deep within the Lost woods! weighing at 200 pounds The Cursed Crusader "The Demon Wolf" Udy.
Lights goes out. Demonic Chants mashed with a howl is heard before blue pyro explode. "The Evil within/psycho break theme song Long Way Down" by Gary Numan starts plays (titantron shows weird demonic signs and figures). Blue smoke fills the arena and spot light focuses on a figure on one knee. Fenris stands behind him arms out stretched..Udy howls by as another set of blue pyro explode. Udy makes his way slowly before rolling in and kneels at middle of ring. Howls again as light comes back and music fades.
Freddy Whoa: The ghosts of Georgia takes on the Extreme Wolves or whats left of it!
Zach Davis: Extreme to start off with Kaine.
Extreme and Kaine tangles into a collar and elbow tie-up and Extreme gets the better
hand. Kaine reverses and sends Extreme to the ropes.
Zach Davis: Kaine misses a clothesline.
Extreme goes for a clothesline too but Kaine hits him with a hurricanranna. Kaine aknowledges the crowd and hits a forearm strike on Extreme.
Freddy Whoa: Kaine maintains his upper hand in the match.Kaine locks in a sleeper but Extreme wiggles out and rakes his eyes.
Zach Davis: Oh come on now! Thats illegal.
Freddy Whoa: Thats crafty!
Extreme scoop slams Kaine and then tags in Udy. But before going out the Extreme Wolves hits a double team suplex on Kaine.
Zach Davis: FPV wants in but this version of Extreme Wolves looks to be in same page.
Udy hits a jumping knee and goes for cover.
Udy works on the arms hitting an arm breaker and the a stomp.
Freddy Whoa: The Cursed Crusader looks to have a game plan.
Udy taunts FPV and turns around but Kaine catches him with a clothesline.
Zach Davis: Udy countered it.
Udy hits a discuss elbow and before kaine could hit the grounds catches him with a high knee. He taunts the crowd again howling. He continues working on Kaine's arm.
Freddy Whoa: I bet he is setting it up for the Cursed crusade.
Udy takes Kaine to his corner and tags in Extreme who hops into the middle rope and hits hammer on Kaines stretched arm.
Zach Davis: Kaine is in trouble. He is hurt.
FPV tries to get in but Fenris dsitracts him and eats a huge kick to his jaw from the apron for his trouble. In the ring Extreme continues working on Kaine with a arm stretch but Kaine fights out.
Freddy Whoa: Kaine needs a tag desperately.
Extreme tries to counter but Kaine hits Gunpowder Treason.
Zach Davis: Both men are down.
Kaine and Extreme reaches for their respective corner. Extreme with a tag and Udy runs in to stop Kaine.
Freddy Whoa: Inches more Kaine!
Udy catches Kaine and goes for a german suplex but Kaine lands on his feet and hits a german of his own folding over Udy.
Zach Davis: Here comes FPV with the tag.
FPV runs in with energy and hits a hip toss on Udy. He hits another hiptoss.
Freddy Whoa: The Demon Wolf is reeling.
FPV hits slingshot catapult into turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Pearly Gates
FPV with a FUS ROH DUH. Extreme comes in to intervene but FPV ducks and hits him with FUS ROH DUH as well.
Kaine comes in as well and clothelines Extreme over the top rope.
Freddy Whoa: Clothesline party.
FPV picks up Udy and hits a brainburster.
Zach Davis: Udy shows resilience.
Freddy Whoa: But the Frank the Tank isn't letting off. FPV hits the limit break and goes for the bridge but Udy somehow rolls through..
Zach Davis: FPV kicks out at 2.
FPV wastes no time and immediately hits a punch. He goes to the apron for the slingshot drop kick.
Freddy Whoa: Udy in trouble..
But Extreme pulls FPV's legs from under him. Udy tags in Extreme.
Freddy Whoa: Extreme goes extreme and it must be close to end.
Zach Davis: Dont count the Giorgians out yet Freddy.
Extreme calls for the X marks the spot. Kaine runs in hits the Gunpowder Treason on him. Udy also comes in and hits a super kick too. FPV turns Udy around and hits BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Freddy Whoa: Super kick party at Mexico.
FPV goes to cover Extreme but Vidalia gets in the apron. The referee ousts the entire party of Vidalia, Freakshow and Fenris from the ringside. FPV is still covering.
Zach Davis: Watch out!
During the commotion, Udy had climbed the top rope and hits Fall of Angel stomp on the back of FPV. He pulls Kaine to the corner and tags himself in.
Freddy Whoa: Kaine tags in as well.
Kaine runs in and hits a clothesline on udy and calls for the Checkmate.
Zach Davis: Checkmate! Checkmate! Chackmate!
Kaine bridges in to the crossface and the hold is tight.
Freddy Whoa: Will The Demon Wolf tap out!
Udy rolls over somehow and locks in arm trapped cross face.
Zach Davis: He calls it Cursed crusade and now Kaine is in trouble.
Freddy Whoa: Udy and Extreme has worked on the left arm early on in the match.
Udy shouts at Kaine "I retired Burnett. Tap out." He continues holding in the lock but Kaine reaches the bottom rope.
Udy lets out. He waits for him to get up.
Freddy Whoa: He utilized the entire 5 seconds. That was crafty.
Udy runs and hits the Canon ball on Kaine who was slumped at the corner. Udy runs to the other side and runs and goes for the Demon's eye but Kaine moves. Kaine goes for the Péle kick and hits it.
Zach Davis: What a match. Both men are down.
Meanwhile at the ringside Extreme goes to hit FPV eXtinguished and hits it succesfully.
He comes inside the ring and picks up Kaine but Kaine drops him with a DDT and he heads to the top rope. Udy is trying to get up. Kaine nails Lethal Injection on Extreme.
Freddy Whoa: But he is not the legal man.
Kaine stands up. But Udy runs in with the Discuss Big Boot he calls Demon's eye. Udy signals the end and calls for the Cursed Stomp. FPV runs in but Extreme springoards and takes him out with the cross body. Udy hits the Cursed Stomp and covers Kaine.
Freddy Whoa: The Extreme Wolves win!
Zach Davis: That was a surprise but what a match.
Kyle Steel: And the winner of this match Mickey Extreme and "The Demon Wolf" Udy.
The Evil within/psycho break theme song Long Way Down" by Gary Numan as FPV and Kaine recovers in the ring. Suddenly the light goes out and Demonic Chants mashed with a howl is heard before blue pyro explodes. The lights are back on but Udy is not in the ring!
Seth Lerch Appreciation Night Segment 2
Zach Davis: Tonight has been fun as all hel-
Freddy Whoa: Oh god, here's the cheesy music again, Zach.
We cut back to the titantron as the crowd begins to boo for Seth Lerch Appreciation Night.
Narrator: When you think of a man who has the strength to move mountains, to leap buildings in a single bound, who can do the impossible, you think of Seth Lerch. Know who can't even survive a simple shitty submission? Torture. Roll the tape as we enjoy another moment on Seth Lerch Appreciation Night!
We cut to footage from One in 2010. Torture vs Brad Kane for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship.
[[Brad Kane is to his feet. Torture seems to be off his game plan and Kane kicks him stiff in the gut before shoving him into the turnbuckle. He quickly climbs up with him, throwing caution to the wind, knowing time is of the essence, and executes an Avalanche Brainbuster! BRAD KANE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE MLK CLUTCH!
Zach Davis: BRAD KANE HAS TORTURE IN THE MLK CLUTCH!
Bobby Cairo: IS TORTURE GOING TO TAP OUT?!
The entire audience is standing, every single eye is on the middle of the ring. And they'll never forget this moment.
Zach Davis: TORTURE...
Torture's body goes limp and lifeless. Stanley Moser calls for the bell.
Bobby Cairo: BRAD KANE HAS DONE IT. BRAD KANE WINS.
Zach Davis: TORTURE DIDN'T TAP OUT! HE PASSED OUT! BUT A FINISH IS A FINISH AND BRAD KANE WINS! ]]
Narrator: A man who would never give up in a billion years is the man we are celebrating tonight. Thank YOU, Seth Lerch. For never.. giving.. up.
We cut back to the announcers.
Freddy Whoa: Well then.
Zach Davis: Yeah, I don't know what to say about that one.
Freddy Whoa: Here's to Seth!
Zach Davis: The sarcasm in your voice is so subtle.
Internet Title Match
Lilith vs Crazy J
The house lights go down as colorful lights start flashing all around the area. "Boom Clap" by Charli XCX begins to play, as Lilith appears at the top of the entrance ramp. She is wearing a colorful miniskirt, leggings, an extremely tight low cut tank top and black leather heeled ankle boots. Lilith proceeds to skips down to the ring holding a teddy bear in her hand as the crowd give her quite a mixed reaction.
Kyle Steel: From Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 132 pounds.... she is LILITH!!!
Lilith then skips around the outside of the ring and locates a young fan sitting ring side passing them her teddy bear. Lilith smiles brightly at the crowd as she bounces up onto the ring apron, waving and blowing kisses to them all. She climbs through the ropes still smiling and pointing to a few of her fans as she waits for the match to begin.
Am I A psycho by tech n9ne starts as the light to the arena go out. A flame shoots up from the entrance way then the lights come on and crazy J is standing at the entrance way. Crazy j has on a black sport jacket and black pants and the ZT internet championship belt on his shoulder. He slaps hands with some fans as he makes his way to the ring.
Zach Davis: To answer the question: Yes, Crazy J, you are a psycho. And so is Lilith.
The two meet in the middle of the ring and begin brawling.
Freddy Whoa: This match won't be pretty. It'll be hard hitting, but it won't be pretty.
Lilith gets the upper hand and throws Crazy J to the ropes. As Crazy J comes back, Lilith executes a Palm Strike before pounding Crazy J's head into the mat.
Zach Davis: Lilith came back with Sarah Twilight to enter the Trios Cup Tournament. That didn't go their way, but now Lilith finds herself in the position of having a Title match here at Asesinato.
Freddy Whoa: She's a former Television Champion, she's held the Internet Title before, and technically she's a former Elite Champion too. Everyone has the tendaecy to take her lightly, but they shouldn't!
She pounds his head repeatedly before running to the ropes and then hitting an elbow drop to his throat. She pins him.
No, kickout from Crazy J.
Zach Davis: Crazy J has held that belt with pride ever since he won it. No matter what you think of the Zero Tolerance aspect of things. He won't let it go so easily.
Lilith goes to stomp Crazy J, crushing his windpipe, but he rolls away before she can. He works his way up and she runs at him, but he elbows her away. He runs at her and goes for a Spear!, she sidesteps it. He keeps running and as he comes back he hits goes for another Spear!, this time she leapfrogs it. He keeps going and this time he hits it!
Freddy Whoa: Crazy J with the pin now!
Kickout by Lilith.
Crazy J immediately lifts her up and throws her to the ropes. He telegraphs a Spinebuster, she kicks him in the chest before hitting a Snap Suplex. She gets to her feet and quickly runs to the ropes then hits a Sliding Dropkick onto him, pushing him into the corner. As he tries to get to his feet she starts kicking at him and does a series of Face Wash kicks.
Zach Davis: Lilith just toying with Crazy J.. didn't think we'd see this!
Crazy J rolls to the outside. Lilith quickly flies through the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Suicide Dive!
No!, Crazy J sidesteps her and she crashes into the guardrail. Crazy J points at his head, saying he's too smart. Once Lilith is up Crazy J runs at her and Spears her into the guardrail!
Zach Davis: OOF!
Crazy J grabs Lilith and rolls her body into the ring. He pulls her into the center and quickly locks in the Figure Four Leglock!
Freddy Whoa: Crazy J knows he hasn't quite beaten Lilith yet but he's got her where he wants her, and he's ready to wear her down.
Lilith screams, yelling out in pain - but she's quickly able to reverse it, rolling over. Crazy J yells out in pain but crawls towards the ropes and forces Lilith to break it.
Zach Davis: Both competitors back to their feet..
Lilith kicks Crazy J in the gut and drops him with a Double Arm DDT! She sits herself up on the top before measuring Crazy J...
Freddy Whoa: Elbow Drop!
No!, Crazy J rolls away! Lilith clutches her elbow as she gets up and Crazy J runs at her and jumps, locking her into an Armbar!
Zach Davis: Another submission applied!
No!, Lilith reaches the ropes and the hold is broken. Once again the two begin to brawl but now Lilith's arm is hurting, Crazy J gets the upper hand and send her reeling. He shoves her into the turnbuckle and then takes her down with the same Reverse DDT he went for earlier. He pulls her in, in the center of the ring...
Freddy Whoa: PILEDRIVER!
Zach Davis: SHE'S DEAD!
Crazy J pins her, hooking the leg.
NO!, Lilith kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: This is one of the most hotly contested belts in the company, Zach, and these two are throwing the most high impact moves they can at each other right away.
Crazy J quickly picks Lilith uip and grabs her by the throat. He lifts her.
Zach Davis: Reversal!
Freddy Whoa: Chokeslam reversed - she drops him with the Spinning Snap Neckbreaker, shades of Sarah Twilight!
Lilith with the pin now.
No! Kickout by Crazy J.
Zach Davis: Nothing but nearfalls in this one.
Lilith quickly picks Crazy J up and executes a Release Fisherman's DDT! Crazy J stumbles up and Lilith runs at hits a Shoulder Tackle. He goes down and she follows up with a Double Leg Tackle. Crazy J stumbles up and lilith is able to wrench his arm, elbowing it a few times before wrenching it again and executing a Double Arm Suplex. She floats over and goes for the pin.
Another kickout by Crazy J!
Freddy Whoa: He isn't going to let go of that belt, Zach, I can't imagine it. The pride he has...
Zach Davis: Pride doesn't matter when it goes up against pure, unadulterated crazy.
Lilith picks Crazy J up but J snaps off a few strikes. Lilith goes to throw him to the ropes but he reverses it. As she comes back he lifts her up and executes a Spinebuster!
Freddy Whoa: He hits it!
Both wrestlers lay on the mat for several moments before getting up. They trade a few strikes before Crazy J once again grabs Lilith by the throat.
Zach Davis: There it is.. CHOKESLAM!
He hits it this time! Instead of going for another pin he quickly climbs to the top, watching Lilith as he goes.
Freddy Whoa: Crazy J flies... SPLASH!
Into the pin!
Zach Davis: Whaattt!?
Freddy Whoa: How did she kick out!?
Crazy J rolls off of Lilith and waits for her to start stumbling up. Once she's to her feet he measures her up...
Zach Davis: SUPERKICK!
Crazy J goes for another pin!
NO!, Lilith kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: Lilith is one of the best in the company when she wants to be!, and she wants to be here tonight!
Crazy J shakes his head. He quickly lifts Lilith up and locks her in the Sleeper - no, she elbows her way out of it. She switches behind him..
Zach Davis: Disturbed Dreams attempted, no-
Crazy J elbows Lilith a few times and escapes, switching behind her, locks her in again-
Freddy Whoa: DISTURBED DREAMS!
Lilith rams her body backwards and slams Crazy J into the turnbuckle! It breaks the submission before it can be applied. She grabs Crazy J and rams his head into the turnbuckle. Then the next. Then the next.
Zach Davis: One more..
Then the last!
Freddy Whoa: As if smashing a teddy bear around, Lilith has taken Crazy J from coast to coast to coast to coast!
She drops down and pins him!
Zach Davis: Another kickout! Crazy J isn't done yet!
Lilith angrily lifts him up and throws him to the ropes, catching him in the Hug of Doom!, but only for a second. He hops back, out of it, and from sheer power of will is able to hit a Superkick!
Freddy Whoa: Right to the face - NO - Lilith catches it!
She spins him around... gives him a hard kiss.... Then the Spike DDT.
Zach Davis: KISS OF DEATH!
But she's not done - she immediately locks in the Death Grip.
Freddy Whoa: Crazy J has no choice....
Crazy J taps!
Zach Davis: WE'VE GOT A NEW INTERNET CHAMPION!
The bell sounds.
Freddy Whoa: I don't believe it. Lilith captures the belt. Great, just great.
Lilith stands up, grinning ear to ear as she's handed the Internet Championship.
Zach Davis: May God have mercy on us all..
We go to commercial.
Television Title Match
Trey Carter vs John Rabid
Zach Davis: And now ladies and gentlemen, we have a huge match to say the least. Two men that will stop and nothing and go to any lengths to win a match.
John Rabid is known for his savagery during a match and is undoubtedly one of the most sadistic wrestlers on the entire roster; if not the entire world. And he has the talent to give creditability to the fear he bestows in his opponent.
Freddy Whoa: That’s right but don’t sell Trey Carter short. The self-proclaimed “best technical wrestler in the world” has climbed his way up the WCF ladder in a very short amount of time. This will be his second month here and already he’s been the Alpha champion and tonight will attempt to take the title from John Rabid.
Zach Davis: It should be a very balanced match and I’m going to go ahead and say we could have the match of the year tonight!
Freddy Whoa: I would not doubt that for a second.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WCF Television Championship!
Boss Mode by Knife Party plays and the lights dim as the wind chimes sound through the arena. As soon as the beat picks up, the arena is filled with red, white and black stars as Trey Carter slowly walks in with a focused, yet self-absorbed demeanor. Trey takes his time coming down to ring, and isn't shy about telling off fans on his way down. He walks up the steps and ducks under the second rope to climb into the ring.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first from Anaheim, California…standing at a 6’5” and weighing in at 220 pounds…the number one contender for the Television title… “The Incomparable” Trey Carter!
The lights all meet him in the center of the ring in a mix of red, white and black before he throws his arm up in the air and the turnbuckle fireworks shoot off.
Zach Davis: That is one very determined man who would like nothing more than to walk away with “The Ripper’s” title tonight.
“Death Breath - Toxic Avenger Remix” by Bring Me The Horizon hits as a huge pyrotechnic barrage explodes around the jumbotron.
Kyle Steel: And now hailing from London, England. Standing at a 6’2” and weighing in at a 226 pounds…
As the smoke clears, we see John Rabid standing tall; arms outstretched as he spins on the spot.
Kyle Steel: Your Television Champion…John Rabid!!!
Rabid struts down the ramp, snarling and gnashing his teeth at a stray cameraman as John's name appears on a Slam Graphic. Rabid reaches the ramp and climbs the turnbuckle, “smelling” the boo's from the crowd before taking off his black trench-coat and shades and waving his hapless opponent on with a cocky smirk on his face.
Freddy Whoa: Look at that confidence!! To him this is just another match.
Rabid gives a menacing smile and lays his Television title in the middle of the mat. He signals for Trey to come and get it. Trey smiles back, almost in admiration. He charges at Rabid and the two drop hard rights at each other.
Zach Davis: I think it’s safe to say that this match is underway!!
The two continue to trade blows until eventually Trey falls to the mat. Rabid stomps at Trey repeatedly.
Freddy Whoa: He's stomping his ass like its on fire!!!
Rabid continues his fury until Trey catches his right leg and quickly flips him over for an ankle lock.
Zach Davis: What a reversal!!!
Trey applies pressure but Rabid quickly presses himself up and mule kicks Trey off with his left leg. Both men hit the mat and scramble to their feet. Trey goes for a clothesline, but Rabid ducks it. When the two meet face to face again, Rabid kicks his opponent in the gut and hits the fameasser. He quickly for the pin.
Zach Davis: One….two…th……kick out!
Freddy Whoa: Just in the nick of time.
John Rabid pounds his fist against the mat in anger. He gets up and pulls Trey up along with him. He kicks him in the gut again and sets him up for a power bomb. He lifts the big man up and slams him hard on the mat. He uses the momentum to pick him up again and slam him back on the mat.
Freddy Whoa: Multiple Powerbombs!! Let's see how many of these Trey can take!
Rabid picks Trey up again, but Trey finds it in him to punch him hard in the face. Rabid loses his balance and they both fall out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Yikes! They both hit the floor hard! I don’t imagine either one is feeling a hundred percent after that collision.
The two wrestlers slowly get to their knees and Rabid rakes Trey's eyes. Rabid stands up and grabs Trey’s head. He walks Trey to the ring post and smashes his head against it. Trey hits the floor and favors his head. Rabid glares at the fallen star and stomps him down. He picks up Trey and whips him towards the barricade. Trey reverses the whip and throws Rabid with all his might, which results in Rabid’s back smashing hard against it. Rabid sinks into the floor, his back against the barricade.
Freddy Whoa: An Irish whip with authority! Damn near broke his back!
Trey seizes the opportunity and charges at Rabid. He smashes his knee hard into his face. Rabid sinks further before Trey picks him up and sets him up for a vertical suplex. He lifts him up high in the air and completes the vertical suplex. Trey sees the steel steps and rips them off the hinges.
Freddy Whoa: There is no way this is going to be good…
Zach Davis: We should've expected this. A match with two of the baddest men in wrestling.
Trey lays the steel steps on the floor in front of the announcers booth. He picks up John Rabid and gives the crowd a sadistic smile. He sets up Rabid for another vertical suplex.
Zach Davis: No, don't do this!!!!
Trey tries to lift Rabid, but to no avail. Rabid breaks out and spins around Trey. He holds Trey from behind and does a German suplex into the steel steps. Trey takes the full impact on his back and yells in pain.
Zach Davis: Can't say he didn't deserve that.
Exhausted, he and Rabid both crawl into the ring. Rabid is the first one up and immediately hooks up an ankle lock. Trey yells in pain again as he struggles to break out. Suddenly, Amy Hart and Sean Williams emerge from the crowd. Amy strikes first, she clocks the referee from behind with a clothesline. Rabid breaks the hold only to be met with a steel chair to his head. Sean lifts Rabid and piledrives him into the chair, laying him flat.
Zach Davis: So much for the match of the year…
Freddy Whoa: Trey made a deal with the devil and these are the perks. I never liked him but he never needed help in a fight.
The two run off, Sean smiling at Trey. Trey stands up with his hands on his waist disappointed. He looks to Rabid who was slowly getting to his feet. Trey sets up for the Street Cutter but Rabid kicks him in the midsection. Trey immediately releases. Rabid connects with a Shining Wizard, taking Trey out.
Zach Davis: Where in the world did that come from?!
Rabid climbs the turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: Are we gonna see the Phoenix Splash?!!
Rabid flips through the air and Trey immediately gets up and hits a stunner as Rabid comes down.
Zach Davis: Street Cutter!!!!!
Trey immediately goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: On…two…thr…nooooo!!!!!
John Rabid kicks out at the last possible moment. Trey is furious, he slowly gets up and drags Rabid up with him. He sets up for another Street Cutter until Rabid shoves him away. They both run at each other with Trey attempting a clothesline. Rabid ducks it and continues to gain momentum off the ropes. He comes back at Trey with the Kingdom Destroyer.
Freddy Whoa: The champion did it!!!!
Rabid slowly crawls for the cover….
Zach Davis: One.. two...
Freddy Whoa: THREE!
The bell sounds!
Zach Davis: And there you have it! John Rabid retains!
Rabid stands up after a hard fought matchup!
Freddy Whoa: I doubt John Rabid would ever admit this, but in my opinion Trey Carter proved a lot to us here tonight, an extremely impressive showing by this man!
Zach Davis: Tonight, Rabid was the better man, but eventually Trey Carter will have his day!
Rabid leaves the arena as Carter holds his head in pain outside the ring.
People's Title Match
Bale Pascal vs Wade Moor
The camera cuts back to the stage as “Voids” by Apollyon’s Visage creeps onto the sound system, creating a bassy rumble in the arena as the lights dim into darkness. The stage lights all focus on the entrance. First, out comes Aapo Nikula, the white of his face is blown out due to the overpowering nature of the focused lights. His arms are spread wide and he is grinning from ear to ear as he receives a wave of boos from the crowd.
After yelling inaudible statements - presumably something of praise for his fighter- Mr. Nikula steps to the side, holding his hands out toward the entrance in a presenter’s fashion when finally, Bale Pascal steps out onto the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-six pounds, from New Shoreham, Rhode Island...BALE PASCAAAAL!!!
Bale saunters down the ramp; the stage lights following along as he descends. After climbing up the side of the ring, he crosses his arm over the top rope, rests his head on top, and swings his legs over to sit on the second rope; a spotlight shines overhead. A moment passes before he slides off and through the ropes, into the ring where his faithful Manager stands while continuing to praise his fighter.
Zach Davis: This is a match up we've been waiting on the edge of our seats for; Wade Moor's return to the ring against the number one contender for the People's Championship, Bale Pascal.
Freddy Whoa: Bale Pascal is quickly up and coming, but Wade Moor is very seasoned in the ring and a former World Champion.
Zach Davis: That means all eyes are on this match here tonight. Can Wade shake off the rust to defend his People's Championship against a hungry competitor like Bale Pascal?
The lights in the arena dim as the opening to “21st Century Schizoid Man” by King Crimson starts playing over the P.A. Wade Moor slips out from behind the curtain – the latest addition to #beachkrew Bonnie Blue by his side and the People's Championship slung over his shoulder - and lumbers out onto the stage. He stares out at the hot, mixed crowd, eyes always scanning, never relenting. A smile creeps up the side of his face, deep blue strobe lights blaring against his skin, as he starts his way down the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring from The Everglades, weighing in at 255 lbs….WAAAADE GODNILLAAAAAAA MMMOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!
Wade slaps his hands on the apron, slides his People's Championship under the bottom rope, and then quickly slides in after it, crawling, near stalking his opponent towards the center of the ring. Bale Pascal sits in the corner, an air of calm hanging over his head. Wade smiles before throwing his arms out to the side
“UNLEASH THE LEVIATHAN!!!”
He grabs the championship and hands it to the ref, giving Bonnie a wink and a smile as he does. He starts pacing the ring and stretching out the ropes as he awaits the start of the match.
Kyle Steele: The following contest is scheduled for...
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Kyle Steel: And it is for the WCF People's Championship!!!
The referee holds the championship belt high as Pascal cracks his neck and Wade pops his knuckles. Before the bell can be rung, Wade gestures for Pascal to leave the ring, pointing instead at Aapo at ringside.
Zach Davis: The mind games have already begun with Wade Moor attempting to get in the head of Bale Pascal.
Freddy Whoa: Wade Moor deemed Bale Pascal unworthy of title contention...and it seems he'd rather have a match against Aapo Nikula!
Aapo is now looking distressed at ringside as Bonnie laughs. Wade slides out of the ring, passed Bale, and Aapo takes off...but is cut off by Bonnie as he makes his way around the ring. His eyes nearly pop out of his head as Wade closes in, but Bale slides out of the ring and stands in The Leviathan's way.
Zach Davis: Pascal says “not on my time.”
Wade smiles as Bale launches a closed fist at Wade, but Wade catches it and plants a clobbering right hand into the side of Pascal's face, grabs him around the neck, and throws him into the ring. He slides in after him and the ref officially calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Wade plants boot after punishing boot down onto Bale, flips him over, and covers him.
Zach Davis: Shoulder up from Bale!
Wade rolls and climbs swiftly to his feet as Pascal gets up, wiping his lip, and shaking off the bells from Wade's backhanded attack. Wade closes in on Pascal, who quickly gets to his feet and delivers a spinning kick that doubles Godnilla over, and then drives his shin into the sternum of Wade, knocking him backwards into the ropes. Pascal closes in and whips Wade off the ropes, but Wade drives into him with a crossbody that shakes the entire ring around the two and the crowd starts to heat up.
Zach Davis: It seems Wade doesn't have any visible ring rust and is fully capable of defending this championship.
Freddy Whoa: The psychology is coming into play here; Wade is like a coiled snake, waiting for any opportune moment to strike.
Zach Davis: And it seems he has a uh...healthy distraction at ringside as well.
Camera cuts to Bonnie Blue, who is clapping Wade's move on at ringside. Aapo can be seen at the opposite corner, urging his client to get to his feet and fight. Wade lifts Bale off his feet and throws him into the turnbuckle where he lays into him with an agile combo of furious fists, sending Pascal even further into the abyss. After finishing his combo, Wade turns towards the crowd and throws his arms out to his sides to a thunderous half boo/half cheer from the crowd.
Zach Davis: No apparent end to Wade's mind games in this match.
Wade turns around to lay into Pascal some more, but is met with a size fourteen instead, knocking The Leviathan into a dizzy spell and eventually off his feet as Wade hits the mat face first. Bale climbs up to the second turnbuckle and dives off, driving his knee into the chest of Moor, causing him to convulse on the ground. Another quick turn and an elbow drop from Bale seals his combo and he lifts Wade's leg for the count.
Zach Davis: Shoulder up from Wade!
Aapo slaps his hands on the apron, though he looks pleased at Bale's measure of offense. Bonnie simply claps and urges Wade to continue. Both men start climbing to their feet, Wade using the turnbuckle as leverage, as Pascal charges him with an unorthodox crossbody...but Wade catches him around the midsection and carries him towards the center of the ring.
Zach Davis: What strength from Wade Moor!
Freddy Whoa: And a massive body slam puts Pascal back on the mat!
Wade keeps his arms hooked around Pascal's midsection and lifts him up into a heavy gutwrench suplex!...but he keeps his arms locked around the midsection still and lifts him up for a release german suplex that sends Pascal rolling under the bottom rope and to the floor outside of the ring. Aapo approaches Pascal and urges him to his feet. Wade shouts something indiscernible at Aapo and urges him to get in the ring, but Aapo simply looks terrified at the thought of getting into the ring with Moor.
Zach Davis: It looks like Wade is still attempting to challenge Aapo to a match here tonight!
Freddy Whoa: He's not a competitor Wade! Let it go!
Pascal gets to his feet as Aapo starts shouting something back at Wade and points at his client getting to his feet. Aapo slaps Pascal on the shoulder and points towards the ring, demanding he get back in. Wade backs away as Pascal starts climbing up on the apron. Moor paces the ring as Pascal climbs in between the second and top rope...but charges as he gets one foot in and grabs him around the head, pulling him into the ring. He drives his knee into Pascal's chest...but Bale blocks the shot and breaks Wade's hold.
Zach Davis: Uh oh...
Left straight jab!
Right overhand punch!...
Zach Davis: Wade ducks it!
The motion sends Bale forward more than he expected and Wade turns around with a vicious lariat, threatening to take Pascal's head clean off!...
Zach Davis: But Pascal ducks the lariat!
Bale drives an elbow into the back of Wade Moor, which causes Wade to clinch up, holding the small of his back where Pascal hit. He bounds towards the ropes and leans against them as Pascal charges forward....but he barely sees the attack coming and hip tosses Pascal over the top rope...but Bale lands on his feet! Wade doesn't see it this, and even though Bonnie is telling him to turn around, he's still recovering from the elbow to the back. Bale spins Wade around and grabs him by the head and pulls him through the middle and top rope.
Zach Davis: Bale Pascal has him locked in!
Pascal unloads vicious knee after knee into the head of The Leviathan before pulling him all the way out to the apron. Bonnie rushes around the side of the ring and the referee moves to stop her. The referee, now looking away from the action, doesn't spot when Aapo comes reeling around the side of the ring and pulls Wade's leg out from under him, chopping down Godnilla Oak, and sending him spilling out to ringside with a sickening thud!
Zach Davis: Aapo looks pleased with himself!
Freddy Whoa: Just wait until Godnilla rises again...he's going to wish he hadn't done that.
Aapo, seemingly realizing this fact himself, rushes away from the scene quickly as Bonnie points at the action, causing the referee to turn back around to the competitors. Pascal lifts Wade with all of his might and tosses him back into the ring, sliding in behind him and covering him.
Zach Davis: Shoulder up from Wade Moor and this match continues!
Aapo slaps the apron again as Bonnie flips a middle finger in his direction. Aapo looks sickened and turns away from her rude gesture as Pascal moves on to his next plan of action. He lifts Wade back to his feet and drives him shoulder first into the ring post. As Moor falls to his butt in a seated position in the corner, Pascal charges forward and rocks Wade Moor's world with a knee to the face that causes the turnbuckle to vibrate as his head bounces off of it and Moor rolls towards the center of the ring.
Zach Davis: Wade Moor's on dream street now!
Freddy Whoa: He needs to find a way back into this match, and quick, otherwise...we might have a new People's Champion!
Pascal covers Wade again.
Zach Davis: ANOTHER SHOULDER UP FROM WADE!
Freddy Whoa: That was a close one though, Zach! I don't know if Wade can withstand another move like that!
Bonnie starts to slap the apron as the crowd claps in unison with her. Pascal lifts Wade to his feet, this time it's his turn to be cocky, as he begins to mock The Leviathan, throwing his arms out to the side as Wade stumbles around dazed and confused.
Bale Pascal: Unleash the leviathan, uhhghahh!
Bale's mockery is quickly met with jeers from the crowd...and the lariat he eluded before finally caught him to him as Wade nearly rips his head clean off his shoulders and both competitors fall to the mat, stunned. Bale stares up at the lights, thinking he should get up and look around for the license plate of the truck that hit him as Wade's eyes open and shut repeatedly. Bonnie continues to slap the apron in ever growing force as Wade finally climbs to his feet, bounds off the ropes, and comes back with a senton that almost implodes the ribcage of Bale Pascal, hooking his leg for the count as he hits.
Zach Davis: SHOULDER UP FROM BALE PASCAL I DONT KNOW HOW HE DID THAT FREDDY!
Freddy Whoa: The allure of winning the championship drives him, Zach!
Wade looks around, completely stunned as to how Bale managed to kick out of his pinfall attempt. Angry and not knowing what to do next, Wade picks him up - only for Bale to use Wade's anger and inattentiveness to lock him in the Chickenwing Crossface.
Zach Davis: CHICKENWING CROSSFACE APPLIED!
Pascal takes Moor down to the mat.
Freddy Whoa: What is Wade gonna do-
He's got no choice!
Zach Davis: WADE TAPS! BALE PASCAL WINS IT!
Pascal gets to his feet and is handed the People's Championship! The fans boo as he doesn't care, clutching the belt close before rolling out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: What an upset!
Zach Davis: He just beat one of the premier members of Pantheon, and a former WCF World Champion! I don't believe it!
Wade Moor is up and yelling at the referee for some reason as we go to commercial.
Adam Burnett Segment
We cut to a close up of Zach Davis and Freddy Whoa who are smiling at the camera.
Zach Davis: Welcome back to all of you watching at home. It's been an exciting night here and it will only get better with the matches we still have to come!
Freddy Whoa: We still have the World Title match between Dion Necurat and Jared Holmes tonight and.....what the hell is he doing here?!
Both men turn and the camera pans to Adam Burnett climbing into the ring. He has a mic in his hand and a smile on his face.
Adam Burnett: What's up WCF nation!? I bet you all thought you wouldn't get to see me tonight. Well I'm here! I apologize to all of you for not being booked on this show and there is only one man to blame for that. The same man that has been holding me down since I got here. That man is Seth Lerch! He has abused his power when it comes to dealing with me and I have had enough. I am not leaving this ring until he walks down here and explains to me why I keep getting held down. Why he doesn't believe in me! So Seth....get down here!
Zach Davis: I don't know if this is the right move by Adam Burnett.
Freddy Whoa: This is a desperate act by a bum. Seth just saw it before we all realized it.
It doesn't take long for Seth to appear on the titantron and he is smiling from his office in the back.
Seth Lerch: I am not coming out there. You don't deserve me getting out of this chair and walking down to that ring. You aren't worth my time Burnett and that is why I cannot wait till you aren't on the roster anymore.
Adam Burnett: Oh yeah? What are you going to do? Fire me?
Seth Lerch: If I have to.
Adam Burnett: You fire me and I will sue your ass for wrongful termination and the discriminatory actions that you have levied against me!
Seth Lerch: You know what Adam? Fine. I was going to come down to that ring later and make a big annoucement and announce a huge talent addition to the WCF but I guess I will just have to do it right now.
Seth stands up and the feed cuts out. The crowd begins to cheer as they anticipate Seth's big announcement and confrontation with Adam Burnett. Seth's music begins to play and Burnett bounces up and down in the ring in anticipation, facing the ramp. The music continues to play but Seth doesn't emerge from the back. Burnett's face lights up with frustration when suddenly a man slides in the ring behind him. He is holding a steel chair and smiles. He whacks Burnett in the back with the chair and Burnett crumples to the ground.
Zach Davis: Oh my God. It can't be.
Freddy Whoa: It is! It's Kyle Kemp!
Kemp smiles smugly to the crowd and begins to his Burnett's prone body on the ground with chair shot after chair shot. He finally tosses the chair to the side and backs away from Burnett. Burnett slowly tries to push himself up. That is when Kemp shoots forward and blasts Burnett in the face with a punt kick.
Zach Davis: Back to the Minors!
Freddy Whoa: I think we've seen the end of Adam Burnett.
Kemp smiles as he stands over Burnett's lifeless body before he turns and motions for a microphone. One is tossed to him in the ring and he smiles as he holds it up to his face.
Kyle Kemp: Did you miss me?
The crowd boos relentlessly which just causes Kemp to laugh.
Kyle Kemp: I guess so. For those of you that haven't put it together, I am the big talent addition that Seth was speaking of. We were going to have a big ceremony in the ring for my return and then this little talentless loser ruined that but that's fine. I got to show all of you what I am still capable of. I left this company last year and I think many of you thought that I wouldn't come back. Well you all have been proven to be morons yet again. I have come back and I'm putting that whole locker room on notice. I'm back to run through this place one more time and put you all in your place. That goes for all of you nerds sitting in the stands and watching at home as well!
Zach Davis: It's nice to see Kemp hasn't lost that ego.
Kyle Kemp: For those of you that don't know me, let me say this. I know there's a guy in professional wrestling talking about being the guy right now. Well let me tell you what I am. I'm not a good guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not the guy. I'm the fucking better man! That is what I show everytime I set foot in this ring, on a WCF camera or even just walking out to my car after I'm down laying out people like Adam Burnett. With that said allow me to formally reintroduce myself. I'm Kyle Kemp and I'm better than you!
Kemp drops the mic and holds his arms out as the crowd showers down boos and we switch to a commercial.
Hardcore Title Match
Vinnie vs Andre Holmes
The crowd are in anticipation of what will happen next when suddenly Ricardo walks out to the entrance way as he stares at the crowd before he puts the microphone to his mouth and does his announcement.
Ricardo: Damas y caballeros de Mixico City, Mexico!!!! Bienvenido a la demostración del hombre de la gente !! ¡¡El hombre de la hora!! El hombre de la gente !!! Vinnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jones !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(translation) Ricardo: Ladies and Gentlemen of Mexico City, Mexico!!!!! welcome to the show of the man of the people!! The man of the Hour!! The man of the people!!! Vinnieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ich Will hits as Vinnie Jones walks out to the ring, wearing a jacket with hood over his head while holding the Peoples Cactus in his hands. He walks over to the corner of the ring and places the cactus in the corner before sliding in the ring and starts to throw jabs in the ring while waiting for his opponent.
Zach Davis: Things are about to get violent as we've come to the Hardcore Title Match!
Freddy Whoa: Andre Holmes has been the champion for more than 4 months now but he faces a huge challenge tonight in Zero Tolerance member Vinnie.
Zach Davis: And we can see Vinnie there in the ring now, looking as ready as ever for his time to shine. A win tonight and adding the Hardcore Title to his resume could do big things for him in the future.
A slow but assuring guitar riff broken up in a DJent pattern starts playing with the lights in the arena shutting off to illuminate gray colored images of Andre Holmes on the titantron. "Relentless" by New Years Day suddenly begins with lights flashing, and dancing around highlighting different sections of the arena. He walks out from the back wearing the black hoodie over his head, his ring attire on with the WCF Hardcore Championship hung over his right shoulder. Cheers are increasing like giant waves on the beach to him as he stands on the center stage surveying the crowd with a big smile on his face. Walking down the entrance path, he pauses until hearing the lyrics "Tear Me Down, It Won't Build You Up...." Removing his belt from off his shoulder, he raises the championship in the air while releasing a thundering primal scream. A flash of white, and red colored fireworks emerges behind him in single-line fashion.
Kyle Steel: And introducing the champion... from Houston, Texas... weighing in at 210 pounds... "RELENTLESS" ANDRE HOLMES!
Afterwards, the lights return back to normal, and he walks down to the ring keeping the title in his right hand while mingling with some of his fans at ringside. Climbing up onto the apron, he quickly runs to leap onto the middle rope. Taking both straps of the title in each hand, he raises the belt high while a spotlight emerges behind him to cloak him in a silhouette with smoke pushing upwards for that shadow effect. Hopping over the top rope, he lands inside the ring to stay in an unoccupied corner where he removes his hoodie, and tosses it to the outside. There, Andre warms up while his championship hang on the top rope, and he tightens the strap on his MMA Gloves as he stares across at Vinnie.
[DING! DING! DING!]
Vinnie charges across the ring looking to take Andre to the mat, but Holmes is able to duck around him. Andre with kicks to the backs of the legs, forcing Vinnie to the ropes to try and escape the ring. Andre with his arms around the waist, trying to drag the bigger man back but Vinnie responds by kicking back straight into the groin of the champion.
Freddy Whoa: LOW BLOW!
Zach Davis: It's all legal in this match!
Andre doubled over on his feet and Vinnie grabs hold of the Hardcore Champion before throwing him through the ropes and out onto the floor in front of the barricade. Vinnie climbs out to the floor and lifts up the apron as Andre is holding himself as he pulls himself up with the barricade. Fans trying to get Holmes' attention as Vinnie is pulling a steel chair out from under the ring. Andre gets the hint and turns around, only to have the chair slammed into his gut. Vinnie following up with a shot across the back as the fans boo.
Freddy Whoa: This crowd not really feeling 'The Man Of The People' tonight.
Zach Davis: That's an outrage!
Andre left hanging over the barricade, his face hidden from the camera as Vinnie brings the chair back down over his back a second time. Andre falls over the barricade and into the front row as Vinnie tosses the chair to the side.
Zach Davis: And the challenger is taking it to the champion like I've never seen anyone do before. Andre has faced some tough tests defending his belt but Vinnie seemed more ready for him than anyone else.
Vinnie again going under the ring as the fans are trying to get Andre back to his senses. Vinnie grabbing a table and he pulls it out from under the ring and sets it up. Vinnie now going to the barricade and he reaches over to pull Andre up, but Andre responds with a cup full of beer to the face. Vinnie temporarily blinded as Andre pulls himself up onto the barricade and balances himself before leaping off with a shoulder tackle. Vinnie sent backward up against the table as Andre lands on his feet to the delight of the crowd.
Freddy Whoa: And the Hardcore Champion is right back in this match!
Vinnie pushes himself back off the table but Andre catches him with a pele kick to the face that leaves him draped over the table. Andre looking around and he spots The People's Cactus.
Zach Davis: Don't you dare touch that! That's not yours!
The crowd pops as Andre grabs the cactus from Vinnie's corner. Vinnie still draped over the table as Andre winds up and then jams the top of the cactus straight into the backside of Vinnie.
Zach Davis: HOW DISRESPECTFUL IS THIS MAN!? THAT CACTUS HAS A FAMILY!
Freddy Whoa: ...it's a plant, Zach.
Zach Davis: That's plantist talk!
Vinnie letting out screams of pain as Andre is twisting and turning the top of the cactus, trying to drive as many sharp needles into the exposed skin on Vinnie as he can until he finally tosses it to the ground. Vinnie on his feet, trying to pull the needles out when Andre catches him with an elbow to the face that puts him on the table. Andre now looking at the top rope.
Freddy Whoa: What the heck is Andre thinking here?
Andre climbing up onto the apron and he looks back at Vinnie, stretched out on the table. Andre leaps up and springboards off the top rope with a moonsault. But Vinnie rolls off the table! Andre crashes through the table as the crowd gasps in horror.
Zach Davis: Ha! That's what that showboat gets!
Andre left in a heap in the remains of the table as Vinnie is on his feet, still trying to pull needles out of his ass. Vinnie finally realizing that Andre is down and he goes for the pin attempt.
Rey de Mexico Finals
The scene opens along the Mexican border in Texas. There is a huge platform set up with a podium and currently standing behind it is White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. He is speaking before a large group of reporters standing up in front of chairs set out in front of the platform in rows. A dozen members of Secret Service line the area in front of Sean Spicer, each one of them observing the crowd and the surroundings in case anything is about to happen.
Sean Spicer: Ok everyone, enough with the questions! We’ll get to more twisting of my words in a few moments! First, I’d like to get started with the unveiling of the first piece of the new border wall that Mexico has finally promised us they’d pay for!
The reporters murmur and rabble rabble rabble amongst themselves, looking confused at each other over this obvious lie, but they all grow hushed as Sean Spicer steps down off the side of the platform. Sean walks over to something covered by a red piece of cloth. He grabs at one of the corners and rips it off, unveiling a five-foot wall.
The reporters gasp but then look confused again at the size of it. Sean Spicer holds his hands up to silence them before they can start rabbling again when the sound of motorcycles can be heard. Everyone turns and sees a cloud of dirt out in the distance, where the sound of motorcycles are coming from. The members of the Secret Service pull out their weapons, ready for trouble as the bikers get closer.
As the bikers get closer, the Secret Service doesn’t have a chance to use their weapons as Sean Spicer runs away crying for “Donnie”. The Secret Service run after him to protect him and the reporters run away since the good guys with guns are leaving them as they don’t want to be left behind with any “bad hombres”.
The motorcycles get closer and they pull up to the area. MS-13 bikers get off their motorcycles and fan out in the area. Pedestrians on their own motorcycles get off and fill the seats. Finally several other bikes pull up with the final contestants of Rey de Mexico riding them. Well, actually only Tyler Walker does. Big Train actually rides in on one of those hover trains from Back to the Future Part III and Bionic Betty had transformed into an actual motorcycle herself.
The contestants line up in front of the platform as Gravedigger walks up the steps and stands behind the podium.
Gravedigger: Ladies and gentlemen! Today is the finals of Rey de Mexico! We have come a long way this month from 16 competitors to these three survivors who stand in front of me. The final event of this competition is Border High Jump! Our competitors will take turns jumping over the Mexican border which the US taxpayers are paying for! Each round will see new obstacles, dangers and a taller wall!
We have brought over white trash redneck blue collar workers found in the parking lot of Walmart to do the building for us between rounds! So, let’s begin with round 1!
Gravedigger gestures to Big Train who walks over to the side where some pole vaulting poles are lying on the ground. He picks his up and approaches the wall. He stops real quick and does some stretches first before finally running at the wall and athletically vaulting over the wall. The crowd applauds him as he steps off to the side. Tyler Walker is up next and he runs with his pole and also makes it over the wall. Bionic Betty is the last one to attempt the wall jump and she doesn’t even grab a pole, leaping over on her own using her robotic legs. Gravedigger scowls at Betty as she gets back in line. Gravedigger gestures and the rednecks from Walmart run over and quickly construct a higher wall. How they can build that quickly is not relevant so quit with your nerd logic and keep picturing this shit!
The wall is now 10 feet and Big Train eyes it up. He licks his finger and holds it up, testing for the direction of the wind. He takes his pole and runs at the wall, he plants the pole and launches himself up into the air. He just narrowly clears the wall, scraping his arm. He lands on his feet gingerly on the other side, but is rubbing the scraped place on his arm as he goes back to the platform.
Tyler Walker grabs his pole again and runs at the wall, planting the pole in the ground. He actually lands on the top of the wall with perfect balance and flexes for the crowd, making his stomach do the wave, causing the ladies to go crazy. He finally hops down into a roll on the other side and walks over to Big Train. Bionic Betty shows off again by once more leaping over the wall with no pole. Gravedigger is not happy.
A few minutes later, the construction crew has added another five feet to the wall now making it fifteen feet tall! The crowd oohs and ahhs. Big Train approaches the wall with his pole and plants it, he launches himself into the air, but doesn’t make it! However, he grabs onto the top of it and pulls himself up. He looks back at Gravedigger who nods that he’ll allow it and Big Train climbs down on the other side back to the ground.
Tyler Walker is up next. He eyes the wall and takes a deep breath before running at the wall. Gravedigger has a device in his hand and hits a button. Tyler Walker stops as the ground rumbles in front of him. A green hand bursts from the earth and out crawls a zombiefied version of Biohazard…BIOZOMBIE!
The crowd screams as Gravedigger laughs evilly. Tyler Walker’s eyes pop out. He leans back and roars, turning into a space werewolf. The two go to battle, hitting each other with huge blows. Half the crowd is taken out from the blast of air from Tyler Walker’s werewolf howls and BioZombie’s undead ooze! Finally after about 15 minutes, BioZombie gets the best of Tyler Walker and eats his brains! He points to his tummy and says he’s still hungry because Tyler Walker had a little brain.
Gravedigger directs BioZombie over to a cage filled with homeless people. BioZombie is put in the cage with them as they all scream for help, but BioZombie is HANGRY!
Gravedigger: Well! Since Tyler Walker didn’t make it over the wall, he is eliminated!
Big Train’s eyes are wide in fear while Bionic Betty doesn’t look bothered at all. Can robots feel feelings is what Gravedigger wonders aloud.
Gravedigger: Can robots feel feelings?
Bionic Betty doesn’t respond and instead runs over and leaps over the wall yet again. Gravedigger tosses the podium through the air in rage. The rednecks from Walmart build the wall to a huge 20 feet! Big Train is ready with his pole and he runs at the wall and launches himself into the air but falls short about three feet. He smashes into the wall and falls to the ground. He hits the ground in frustration and walks away from the wall a few feet and peers up at the top.
Big Train grins as he has an idea. He reaches down into his pants and pulls out a big piece of fried chicken! He gnaws on it and finishes that bad boy off. He suddenly flexes as he becomes superpowered ala Popeye, his biceps becoming abnormally large. Big Train runs at the wall and leaps onto it, smashing his fists into the wall, making handholds. He reaches up and makes more, putting his feet in the earlier handholds and slowly makes his way up the wall until he’s at the top and climbs down onto the other side.
Bionic Betty walks up to the wall and tries to leap, but she falls just short of it by 3 and a half feet. Betty then turns and runs off into the distance super fast. She runs back onto the scene and starts running up the wall. Out of nowhere the sound of a gunshot can be heard and her head explodes right near the top of the wall. Everyone jumps out of their seats and looks around as Bionic Betty falls back to the Earth, dead.
Suddenly the silence is broken by a phone ringing. It’s Gravedigger’s. He answers the phone.
Voice: Hey, Gravedigger, It’s President of the United States, Donald Trump. Sorry to interfere with your competition, but I just took out that robot bitch with a sniper shot. I’m not having that shit in my fucking country! I mean, I won the election back in November when no one said I could. I got more votes than Hillary Clinton, so I had to defend my country by sniping Bionic Betty. I heard she voted illegally in the election. Gotta go. Smooches!
Gravedigger looks down at the phone confused before putting it back in his pocket. He looks out at the crowd as Big Train climbs the podium. Gravedigger raises Big Train’s arm in victory and he yells out.
Big Train: CHOOO CHOOO!
Suddenly, “Shake it Off” by Taylor Swift starts playing and Big Train starts dancing on the platform to the song. Then the crowd breaks out into dancing to the song as well. Next, the members of MS-13 start dancing. Everyone but Gravedigger. Then…his leg starts to move to the music. He looks down as if he has no control over it and then his other leg starts dancing, too. Gravedigger fights it but he finally can no longer resist as everyone at the competition is finally dancing to Taylor Swift’s song.
The scene slowly fades out.
World Title Match
Dion Necurat vs Jared Holmes
Zach Davis: It is WORLD TITLE MATCH TIME here at ASESINATO!
Freddy Whoa: The winner of the Trilogy Cup Tournament gets his shot!
"Leaving Dionysus" by Leaving Dionysus begins to play throughout the Arena. "The Legion", 20 Centurion guards march down the aisle, lining up 10 on one side and 10 on the other leading down to the ring and stand at attention. A quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold appears carrying "The Crimson Gladiator" Dion Necurat and makes its way down the aisle as if entering the Roman Colosseum ready to do battle and circles the ring and stops. As Dion enters the ring, the quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold makes its way back up the aisle and disappears followed by The Legion. "The Crimson Gladiator" Dion Necurat, standing in the middle of the ring, raising a scepter of Dionysus toward the crowd and starts banging the shaft against a custom made Vibranium/steel alloy Spartan shield calling out his opponent to engage him into a fight to the death.
Zach Davis: And our challenger tonight, Dion Necurat, once again with his one of a kind entrance. And I only wonder what kind of entrance he'll have next week on Slam if he can win the World Title here tonight.
Freddy Whoa: You're not kidding!
Dion's fans stand in unison to cheer their warrior as gold coins in Dion Necurat's likeness rains down on him in the center of the ring. He looks out to his fans, who give Dion the thumbs up and gives his opponent the thumbs down, meaning "Death!" Dion raises both arms holding the scepter and custom made Spartan shield wide out over his head in praise to the crowd and let's out a Gladiator bloodcurdling scream.
Zach Davis: And with that scream it would appear that Dion is ready for the champion...
"Dream House" by Deafheaven hits the PA as the lights go dim in the arena. A golden Eye of Horus lights up the jumbotron as "#AllHail6ixGod" appears beneath in gold lettering, the arena lights now flashing a multitude of pinks, yellows, and pastel oranges upon the ramp and stage. A spotlight hits the center of the ramp as song bursts into energy and booing from the crowd reaches a fever pitch. From the curtain steps Jared Holmes dressed in a full-face mirror ball mask topped with a diamond encrusted crown of thorns and long navy wool coat with gold accents.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Hollywood, California. Weighing in at two-hundred and fifteen pounds.... "THE SIX GOD" JARED HOLMES!
Jared steps into the spotlight, the mirror ball mask reflecting the light in a dazzling display of colors. His hands slowly raise from his sides into the air as sparks descend from the ceiling. Bringing his arms down swiftly, he continues down the ramp, his eyes concealed behind the mask but undoubtedly on the ring. The posse moves with purpose, and upon reaching the bottom of the ring, Jared ascends the stairs and steps between the ropes. His hand coming to the back of his head, he removes the mask and raises it in the air to a chorus of boos.
Zach Davis: And this crowd not giving the WCF World Champion an ounce of love tonight. Wow, what boos!
Freddy Whoa: Well they might not like him but they have to respect him. Holmes has proven that he's the best in WCF the past few months, despite the hate from the WCF Universe.
The referee takes the WCF World Title from Holmes and holds it out for Dion to take a look at before stepping to the center of the ring as Kyle Steel comes in for the formal introductions.
Kyle Steel: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the WCF WORLD TITLE!
The fans pop.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first to my left, the challenger. Weighing in at 270 pounds...from Minneapolis, Minnesota...he is THE CRIMSON GLADIATOR...DION NECURAT!
The crowds pop as a "DI-ON" chant breaks out. Holmes looks amused as he stares across at Dion.
Kyle Steel: And to my right, he is the reigning and defending WCF WORLD CHAMPION!
The cheers turn to boos as now it's Dion smirking at Holmes.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in tonight at 215 pounds...from Hollywood, California...he is THE SIX GOD....JARED HOLMES!
Nuclear heat for the champion as the boos make it hard to hear Kyle as he finishes the introduction. The referee holds up the World Title one last time before handing it off to Kyle and then he exits the ring. The referee now checking with both men to make sure they're ready and then he signals for the bell.
[DING! DING! DING!]
Zach Davis: There is the bell and-
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
The second the bell rings, Andre Holmes and John Rabid slide out from under the ring and hop onto the apron. Dion never sees it coming because he's focused on Jared Holmes and he's attacked from behind. It's a two on one mugging as the World Champion is standing in his corner looking on, gesutring to the crowd as if to say "this is what you call a challenger?".
Zach Davis: What kind of first class bull crap is this? DION NECURAT WON THE TRILOGY CUP TO EARN THIS MATCH AND HE'S GETTING ROBBED TONIGHT!
Freddy Whoa: This is how you start a riot Zach. We're in Mexico, home of controversial WCF moments, and it looks like Jared Holmes wanted to make another one.
Zach Davis: THIS IS ASININE! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I'LL SAY IT! IT'S BULLSHIT! FINE ME I DON'T CARE!
Jared Holmes now calling for Rabid and Andre to pull Dion up to his feet so that he can look him in the eyes. Jared shaking his head and laughing at Dion before he motions for him to be lifted up.
Freddy Whoa: And what is this now? Hasn't enough been done? They already cost him the World Title and beat him down, does more really need to be done to this man?
Andre and Rabid lift Dion up onto their shoulders and set him up for what looks like an elevated DDT. Jared soaking in the boos, reveling in them as he seems to want them to be louder and louder. He moves in to grab Dion by the head when suddenly the lights go out.
Zach Davis: WHAT? WHAT IS THIS?!
The lights pop back on and TEDDY BLAZE IS IN THE RING WITH A CHAIR!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! IT'S TEDDY BLAZE! TEDDY BLAZE IS HERE!
The crowd explodes as Blaze steps forward and blasts Rabid across the back with the chair. Dion gets dropped to the mat as Andre spins around and catches a chair to the face. Blaze now staring into the eyes of Jared Holmes and the crowd is going insane.
Zach Davis: Jared Holmes looking like he's seen a ghost, who can forget the rivalry that these two men had.
Holmes looking at the chair Blaze is still holding and he's slowly backing off, hands up like he doesn't want any. The crowd booing him for backing down until Blaze throws the chair down on the mat and goes after Holmes. Jared tries to escape through the ropes but Blaze catches him, pulls him back in and hits him with a roundhouse to the head. Holmes still up until Blaze jumps in the air and plants him onto the chair with a DDT.
Freddy Whoa: THE CHAMPION IS DOWN!
The crowd pops as Blaze looks around at them and then at the top rope. Blaze now heading for the corner and he leaps up to the top, calling for The Habanero High Dive! But Holmes has enough in him to start rolling until he's out of the ring. Again the crowd boos as now Rabid and Andre roll out of the ring and crawl toward the champion. Dion trying to get up on the mat and Teddy hops off the top turnbuckle. Blaze now helping Dion to his feet and Dion looks shocked to see him.
Zach Davis: We had what should have been a terrific World Title Match ruined by Andre Holmes and John Rabid of Pantheon, but Teddy Blaze is back in WCF and he saved Dion from what could have been a brutal beatdown.
Freddy Whoa: I can only hope that Seth Lerch sees that Dion was screwed plain and simple tonight and never got the match that he EARNED by winning the Trilogy Cup. Let's hope that this is fixed and soon.
Zach Davis: That I can agree with Freddy. But that's it for us tonight, thanks for tuning in to Asesinato! See you next week for Slam!
We go to commercial with a shot of Dion and Teddy Blaze still in the ring, begging Jared Holmes, Andre Holmes and John Rabid to come back to the fight.
Seth Lerch Appreciation Night Segment 3
Freddy Whoa: We're moving on to our main eve-
Cheese music interrupts the broadcast team and we cut back to the titantron once more for our final segment in Seth Lerch Appreciation Night.
Narrator: When Seth Lerch wants something, he takes it. When Seth Lerch is put up to any and all challenges, he beats them! Simply put; Seth Lerch is a winner. A winner who would never make a challenge and then fall short. That's exactly what happened when Torture challenged for the World Championship over a year and a half ago and fell short, because he's no Champion. He's no winner. He's nothing like Seth Lerch.
We cut to episode of Slam 343 from January 10th, 2016 when Wade More successfully defended the World Heavyweight Championship against Torture.
[[Zach Davis: Torture is on his feet, does he have anything left?
Wade delivers the stiffest Poseidon Punch and sends Torture to his back! Torture stumbles back to his feet clearly knocked out and Wade hits the Unleash The Leviathan!!!
Zach Davis: OHH That will do it for Torture!
Wade hooks the leg!
DING DING DING!
Wade rolls off Torture and the ref grabs his hand to raise it!
Zach Davis: WADE HAS DEFENDED HIS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST TORTURE IN THE FIRST WORLD TITLE MATCH IN 2016!!
Freddy Whoa: That was MATCH of the YEAR for sure!
Zach Davis: Wade Moor has defeated Torture to succesfully defend his World Heavyweight Championship!]]
We cut back to the titantron which shows a few pics of Seth Lerch in various office positions and then a large image of him smiling with a thumbs up.
Narrator: Go ahead and let's hear a round of applause for the greatest, smartest, strongest, best, and most powerful man in all of sports and professional wrestling. Seth Lerch. The man we love. The man we enjoy. The man we celebrate tonight. Thank YOU, Seth Lerch.
The camera pans to the sold out crowd who are mostly just thumbing down. One old lady is thumbing down so hard it's going to make a good response-gif for internet faggots and meme'sters. We cut back to the announcers.
Zach Davis: The pettiest shi-
Freddy Whoa: Easy, easy, Zach!
Zach Davis: I have no idea what to make of any of that. That was just down right, stupid. What a waste of time.
Freddy Whoa: I won't argue against that.
Zach Davis: Let's move on to our main event here at Asesinato!
Trios Cup Tournament Finals
Trios Titles Match
The Three Kings vs Everest
Jayson Price/Gravedigger/Kevin Bishop vs David Sanchez/Steven Singh/Ethan King
Zach Davis: Well, Freddy... WE MADE IT!
Freddy Whoa: The night isn't over yet, Zach.
All of the lights in the arena drop as the crowd silences with anticipation. Moments pass before "Explosia" by Gojira hits the arena speakers at a near deafening volume. The crowd lets loose with boos as a lone spotlight comes on and shines on the stage. Jayson Price walks out from the back to near nuclear heat from from the crowd, a grin on his face. He waves the crowd on from the top of the ramp, trying to get them to be louder. He then starts down the ramp, avoiding the grubby and dirty hands of the few fans that try to show him love, before stopping to knock the phone out of the hands of a fan trying to take a selfie. After laughing at the fan, he'll steal a beer, enjoy it in front of the unlucky fan and then throw the empty cup in their face before rolling under the bottom rope and popping up to his feet. He heads over to the corner and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle as he waits for the match to start.
The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so before "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. A spotlight hits the entranceway and Gravedigger emerges from the back with a pair of MS-13 bikers in tow. He throws his arms out and yells out with a look of rage on his face. The crowd drowns the Legend in boos and his face quickly turns into a smirk as he looks out at the crowd before finally focusing in on the ring.
Gravedigger starts slowly walking down the ring, the air still thick with boos as the smirk is etched on his hardened face. As the trio reaches the ringside area, the two bikers walk off to one side as Gravedigger jogs up the nearby ring steps. He steps in between the top and middle rope and bounces into the ring. He walks around the ring looking out at the crowd before finally stopping at one of the turnbuckles. He stands on the middle pad and smirks out at the crowd as they continue to rain boos down upon him.
The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on a group of people in black hoods and Plague doctor masks, as the lights beam down on them, the move away to reveal The Plague Kevin Bishop holding out his arms taking in the roar of the crowd. He wears his black studded leather vest and his hair drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp with the fans reaching out to him. Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second with a grin on his face as he takes in the roaring of the crowd. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring. He makes his way to the far corner and awaits his opponent.
Zach Davis: It's hard to consider the team of Gravedigger, Kevin Bishop and Jayson Price to be underdogs - but in a lot of ways, that is what they were going into this tournament. We knew they'd eventually have to face someone like Pantheon or Zero Tolerance, and they're not a cohesive unit, per se, like those teams were. That said, they've more than proven themselves and they've given the performance of a lifetime to get to this point.
Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop hasn't won the WCF World Title yet, Zach - yet - but he's no stranger to World Titles in general. This may be his ticket to his opportunity.
The arena falls into a tepid silence as the opening guitar riff to Royal Blood’s “Out of the Black” begins to trickle out of the PA system, starting quiet and building to a thunderous din as the words kick into action. The crowd are perplexed at first until the screen does the legwork in identifying who is coming to the ring by showing highlights from the career of David Sanchez’ various matches..
The song plays on as the audience erupts into a sea of distasteful chants and a rapture of hissing, gesturing and miscellaneous disapproving noises. David Sanchez appears center stage, his eyes unblinking as he soaks in the loathing. Dressed in his simple wrestling gear of purple cage-fighting shorts, taped wrists, Black and purple boots, capped with cut-off, black gloves he appears a much different man than he does behind the curtain. In contrast to his drug-addled antics of promos both past and present, as well as the everyday struggles and politics of being the mayor, this impressive specimen wears only one additional item to approach the ring, a T-shirt he had launched through his wives’ online fashion outlet. The slogan branded on this simple black garment reads “[FEAR] Fuck Empathy” in purple font.
David’s emotionless stare at the crowd turns into a grimace at hearing their hatred towards him, even as he rebuilds their city, he was still always known as the bad guy. He begins a slow pace to the ring. No pyrotechnics are launched, nor do the lights flicker. He believed simplicity was more intimidating than flashing strobes, smoke and fireworks. As he walks he removes the aforementioned T-shirt, an action which draws a slight stirring from the fans closest to the ramp who believe they may be given this item of clothing. Instead, upon acknowledging this optimism, Sanchez simply hangs the T-shirt over the optical lens of the cameraman who had been documenting his walk to the ring, causing a momentary fault in focus which is quickly dealt with as the low hissing turns into a tidal wave of boos by those disheartened by his inability to share.
I’ve got a gun for a mouth,
‘Got a bullet with your name on it.
As the music shifts back to a heavy guitar solo, David Sanchez slides under the bottom ropes and leaps back to his feet, staring down the ring announcer without so much as batting an eyelid at the audience. With this final blatant disregard for showmanship he turns back to the stage, awaiting his opponent whilst stretching out his limbs in a warm-up. He acts as though the arena is empty, as if this was simply a practice run. A slightly troubling smile appears on his previously void of emotion complexion as the music ceases and the crowd’s obvious resentment for his presence surrounds him like a warm blanket of hate.
The gruff voice from the 80s sample announces "Cold getting dumb..." as the VeryBigTron flashes the word "EVEREST" in electric blue. The menacing beat of the Supervillain Theme by Mad Villain fills the arena, golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage, and The Superstar Steven Singh steps out to an enthusiastic, if mixed, reaction. Stopping on the stage he smiles wry and smug, right arm raised in the air, back of his hand to the crowd, left hand behind his back. As the gold fountains shrink back into the stage, The Superstar lowers his hand, twirling his wrist and half-bowing his head with faux gratitude to his "faithful Stevenites." He smiles, heading down to the ring and jawing with the crowd as his name is announced over the PA. Singh climbs the stairs to the apron, wipes his feet, steps through the ropes and then bounces up, arms extended to his sides with his palms up soaking in the alternating adulation and animosity.
The beginning of "Alone With All The World” plays triumphantly throughout the arena, enticing a raucous wave of boos from the crowd. The lights gradually begin to dim, coming down to a dark hue that places extra emphasis on the stage. Large, golden letters flash over the black titantron.
THE FUTURE KING...
A flash of golden pyro goes off as Ethan King makes his way to the top of the entrance ramp from the backstage area, all-knowing smile spread over his face as he holds both arms out in a welcoming gesture, bathing in both the adulation and spite from the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Making his way down to the ring, from Los Angeles, California. He stands six-feet two inches, weighing in at two-hundred and ten pounds. Representing Everest, he is 'The Eminent'... ETHAAAAAANNNN... KIIINNNNGGGGGGG!
The young superstar begins his descent down the ramp, arms still held out by his side as he ignores the few hands of fans reaching over the barricade to try and get a touch of the sensation.
He bounds up onto the apron of the ring, mouthing the words “Showtime” to the camera arrogantly before leaping and swinging himself over the top rope, he lands elegantly and spins around, holding his arms out once more before coming to a complete stop in the centre of the ring.
He smiles once more before retreating to his own corner of the ring, sitting down with a look of amusement on his face as he awaits for the match to commence.
Zach Davis: If the Three Kings were underdogs, than you'd have to say that Everest were favorites. Many argued that they had an easier path to the finals than the other half of the tournament. Not only that, but both Steven Singh and David Sanchez have recently had brushes with World Title opportunities - or opportunities at an opportunity in Sanchez's case, at least - and I'm not sure anyone in the WCF is as hungry as Ethan King.
Freddy Whoa: Not only that, but Everest are your current reigning Tag Team Champions.
Neither team wants to start this match off with a clusterfuck breakdown of fighting. Ethan King starts the match for his team, Kevin Bishop for his.
Zach Davis: Tie up, Jayson Price with the early advantage.
King pushes Price off, right into the ropes. Price comes back and eats a Dropkick from King. King immediately goes for an elbow drop, but Price rolls away. Both men to their feet, King rolls into a Side Headlock Takedown. Price escapes it and both men are up again. King runs into an Arm Drag by Price. King gets to his feet and now he gets a Dropkick! He drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring.
Crowd: LET'S GO THREE KINGS!
Crowd: LET'S GO THREE KINGS!
Price yells at King to get back in but instead he's clubbed in the back by Sanchez. Sanchez hits a few forearms before spinning Price around and hitting a European Uppercut, sending him into the corner. Sanchez runs at him and Clotheslines him into it. Price stumbles out and Sanchez executes a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker. Sanchez goes for the first pin attempt of the match.
No, kickout from Price.
Freddy Whoa: As you've just seen, keep in mind, we've got lucha rules. Once you roll out of the ring, someone else from your team can enter, no need for a tag neccessarily.
Sanchez lifts Price up and goes to throw him to the ropes but Price reverses it and sends Sanchez in instead. As Sanchez comes back Price catches him in a Release Belly to Belly Suplex, sending him flying out! Steven Singh enters the ring immediately and grabs Price from behind, he executes a vicious Cobra Clutch Suplex. Price is broken in half as Singh floats over and goes for a pin.
No, kickout from Price.
Zach Davis: Thus far, Price has weathered the storm of all three Everest members, but he's got to make a tag soon.
Singh lifts Price up and irish whips him. Price comes back and Singh hits an Arm Drag, into an Arm Bar. The crowd makes some noise and Price works his way up, only for Singh to switch behind him and execute a Snap Dragon Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Oof. Jayson Price might be dead.
Zach Davis: We can just get another clone or something, it's fine. He's like the Venture kids.
Price stumbles up and Singh grapples him from behind and goes to lift him into an Electric Chair Drop position but Price shifts his weight and lands in front of him, hitting another Dropkick. Singh gets up and Price runs at him, boom, another Dropkick. Singh slowly gets to his feet and Price runs at him - no, Singh ducks behind him and quickly snaps off another Snap Dragon Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: This seems familiar.
Singh tags King back into the match. King waits for Price to get to his feet and runs at him, executing a Floatover DDT. He goes for a pin.
No!, another kickout.
Zach Davis: Say what you want about Jayson Price, but he's a multi time WCF World Champion. Just like Gravedigger. That's something neither Singh, Sanchez, or King can say.
King once again waits for Price to get himself up on his own power. This time he executes a Spinning Heel Kick to the gut, and then turns for a Pele Kick!, but Price sidesteps it! Price executes a beautiful Release German Suplex, then dives and tags in Kevin Bishop!
Freddy Whoa: HERE WE GO!
Bishop comes in as King gets to his feet and Clotheslines him down. King rolls out of the ring and in comes Singh. He goes for a Muy Thai kick but Bishop catches it, spins him around and executes an Exploder! Singh rolls out and Bishop knows what to expect - Sanchez rushes him and hits a flurry of European Uppercuts that Bishop is unable to avoid. After a few moments he's able to get his arms up and block Sanchez before kicking him in the gut and lifting him.
Zach Davis: SNAP BRAINBUSTER!
Bishop pins Sanchez, hooking the leg.
No!, kickout from Sanchez. Bishop quickly lifts Sanchez up and grapples him from behind, hits a German. Keeps it hooked, lifts him up again.. BOOM, another German. Keeps it hooked, lifts him one more time...
Freddy Whoa: He hits the hat trick!
Sanchez stumbles up, he's on dream street. Bishop tosses him against the ropes and then catches him in a lower waist double leg takedown, Suplexing him overhead and then dropping him face first, and lastly into an Elevated Single Leg Boston Crab!
Zach Davis: THE CAST OUT!
Bishop has the submission locked in perfectly! Singh and King both enter the ring, but so does Gravedigger - he runs at them and plows them down with a Double Arm Clothesline. They get to their feet and he takes King down with a Grave Marker!, but this gives Singh the opportunity to grapple him from behind and lock in a Kimura Lock!
Freddy Whoa: Price in the ring!
Price kicks Singh off of Gravedigger, but meanwhile Ethan King is able to hit Bishop with a Spinning Heel Kick to the chest, followed by a Pele Kick as Bishop releases the hold.
Zach Davis: REVELATION!
Price runs at King and Clotheslines him, both men flying over the top. Gravedigger and Singh both roll out, leaving Bishop and Sanchez. Both Bishop and Sanchez get to their feet and begin trading strikes.
Eventually Bishop gets the upper hand and throws Sanchez to the ropes, Sanchez reverses it and sends Bishop in instead. Bishop comes back and Sanchez catches him in a Tiltawhirl Gutbuster now. Bishop is on his hands and knees and Sanchez backs into the ropes, bounces off and drops a knee to his head. Bishop rolls over as Sanchez begins climbing to the top.
Freddy Whoa: David Sanchez has Kevin Bishop right where he wants him..
Zach Davis: CROWN OF THORNS!
Sanchez pins Bishop!
NO!, kickout from Bishop!
Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop is a man on a mission, Zach! He won't stay down!
Sanchez immediately lifts him up and executes a Dirty Epic Driver.
Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT! DED!
Into another pin.
Freddy Whoa: ANOTHER KICKOUT!?
Zach Davis: How in the....
Sanchez angrily lifts Bishop up again, and this time he goes for his Samoan Spike strike, yelling at Bishop to stay down. Bishop steps away from him and Springboards as he was near the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: BLACK DEATH!
KEVIN BISHOP WITH THE PIN!
NO! Broken up by Singh!
Zach Davis: Are you kidding me!?
Bishop gets to his feet and Singh rushes him, Bishop catches him with a Plague-inoku Driver! He turns and tags in Gravedigger!
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES THE EPITOME OF HARDCORE!
Gravedigger slips on the Hector Rodriguez mask he pulls out of his pocket before entering the ring.
Crowd: HECTOR! HECTOR! HECTOR!
Zach Davis: Business has just picked up!
Hector Rodriguez motions for Singh to bring it as Sanchez rolls out of the ring. Singh runs at Rodriguez who kicks him in the stomach as he nears him. He quickly throws him to the ropes and then executes a Running Powerslam as he catches him.
Freddy Whoa: TOLUCA SLAM!
Singh stumbles up, facing away from Rodriguez. As he turns, Hector catches him with one arm.
Zach Davis: RESPECTO!
Hector Rodriguez is feeling it, he plays to the crowd as he waits for Singh to get up once more.
Crowd: SI! SI! SI! SI!
Hector lifts Singh up once more...
Freddy Whoa: GRINGO STRETCHER!
NO!, Singh has it countered, and he's able to grab Hector's mask as he's taken up! He doesn't take the mask off, but instead turns it so that Hector can't see out of it. Singh lands behind Gravedigger and kicks him in the back of the knees before hitting an elbow to the back of his head. Rodriguez is on his knees now and Singh runs to the ropes and takes him down with a Dropkick directly to his face. He finally steals the Hector mask, ripping it off Gravedigger's face and throwing it into the crowd.
Zach Davis: What a jerk.
Freddy Whoa: I mean.. obviously?
Singh hits Gravedigger with a series of knee strikes to his head as he lays on the mat. He waits for the former Champion to work his way up.
Zach Davis: Here comes Singh... COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!
He hits the Backstabber!, taking Gravedigger to the mat! Singh goes for the pin!
NO!, kickout from Gravedigger!
Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger stays alive!
Singh tags in Ethan King. King enters the match and begins stomping Gravedigger's arm repeatedly.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger has some of the best strikes in the business. Take out his arm, and you take out many of those strikes.
King grabs the arm and smashes it into the mat. He quickly lifts him up and then executes a Scoop Slam. He follows up by climbing to the top.
Freddy Whoa: More high risk here..
King executes an Elbow Drop directly onto Gravedigger's arm! Gravedigger yells out in pain and King quickly goes for the pin.
No, Gravedigger somehow able to get the shoulder up.
Zach Davis: Besides taking away Gravedigger's offense, it also makes it more difficult for him to kick out. Great strategy at play here.
King lifts Gravedigger up again but Gravedigger has had enough. He shoves King away. King goes back on the attack but Gravedigger counters it with a Russian Legsweep! Both men lay on the mat.
Freddy Whoa: King getting to his feet first, but Gravedigger is right on his heels.
Both men are up, and King runs at Gravedigger, not wanting to give up his advantage. Gravedigger kicks him in the gut, though, and then drops him with a Neckbreaker!
Zach Davis: Gravedigger is taking back control!
Freddy Whoa: That's what Gravedigger does. He was the very first unstoppable force WCF ever knew - dominating as a wrestler and then taking over the company itself.
Gravedigger lifts King to his feet and shoves him into a neutral corner. He lifts him up onto the turnbuckle and then climbs up with him, taking him to a vertical base.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger going high risk now too....
Freddy Whoa: SUPERPLEX!
Gravedigger floats over and goes for a pin now!
NO!, kickout from King!
Zach Davis: A shot at the Tag Team Titles is on the line here too. A team with the Tag Champions winning is unprecedented, so who knows what happens if Everest win. But if the Three Kings win, two out of three of them just have more Everest to look forward to.
Freddy Whoa: That said, if they win once, they know they can do it again!
Gravedigger puts King into the Camel Clutch, but Sanchez immediately gets into the ring and kicks Gravedigger off. King rolls out of the ring, making Sanchez the legal man. Sanchez immediately runs at Gravedigger as he gets up and locks him into an Inverted Fujiwara Armbar.
Zach Davis: BROKEN WINGS! BROKEN WINGS APPLIED!
The crowd boos!
Freddy Whoa: THE PREVIOUSLY INJURED ARM!
Gravedigger yells out in pain but he won't give up. Not yet.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger is great, but he's not unbeatable! He can't let Sanchez break his arm!
Bishop enters the ring and runs at Sanchez, hitting a V Trigger knee to his head! The Armbar is broken up and Gravedigger rolls out of the ring. Bishop pulls Sanchez in and hits a Butterfly Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: INEVITABLE DEATH NAIL, HERE WE GO-
No!, Sanchez has it scouted and pushes Bishop away. Bishop hits the ropes and bounces back and Sanchez runs at him and hits a Kitchen Sink knee. Bishop rolls out. Sanchez turns to the Three Kings corner-
Zach Davis: YAKUZA KICK!
Price nails him with a Yakuza Kick. He rolls out, and Singh hops into the ring. Singh runs at Price and Price catches him in a Scoop Slam. Singh stumbles up and then Price hits the ropes, hits Singh with a Running Dropkick to the face. Singh rolls out. King enters the match now by Springboarding in-
Freddy Whoa: PRICE CHECK!
The crowd pops!
Zach Davis: Holy shit!
Price jumps onto the fallen body of Ethan King!
NO! KING KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Price pounds the mat angrily before measuring King as he gets up. Price grapples him.
Zach Davis: THE DOWNFALL!
NO!, King shoves Price off. Price hits the ropes, comes back.
Freddy Whoa: SHATTER THE CLOUDS!
He hits the High Impact Rolling Elbow! - NO!, Price ducks it!
Zach Davis: DOWNFALL! PRICE HITS IT!
Price drops and rolls out of the ring as Bishop Springboards into the ring.
Freddy Whoa: BLACK DEATH!
BISHOP HITS IT! HE PINS ETHAN KING, HOOKING THE LEG!
Zach Davis: NO! BROKEN UP BY SINGH AS HE HITS BISHOP WITH A SMITE KNEE STRIKE!
Bishop rolls out of the ring. Singh ducks a Clothesline attempt from Price as he gets back into the ring again, Singh drops him with a Backstabber.
Freddy Whoa: COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!
Gravedigger takes Singh down with another Grave Marker!, but he holds his arm in pain as he does so. He turns - right into a vicious, crippling side kick to his hurting elbow from Ethan King. King follows up with a deadly overhand right.
Zach Davis: SADISTIC 22!
Gravedigger is flung into the waiting arms of Steven Singh, who drops him with an Arm DDT, just as Sanchez runs at him and executes the Medusa's Touch Yakuza Kick!
Freddy Whoa: Oh good God.
Finally, as Singh and King roll out, Sanchez pulls Gravedigger in and executes the Hollow Dreams! He falls on top of Gravedigger, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: IT'S OVER!
The bell sounds.
Freddy Whoa: EVERETS WIN IT!
The fans begin throwing trash into the ring as Gravedigger rolls out, holding his arm in pain. Price checks on him, as Bishop is still hurting himself.
Zach Davis: And finally, after all this time, David Sanchez has once again regained his shot at the WCF World Heavyweight Championship.
All of Everest join together in the middle of the ring and plays to the crowd.
Freddy Whoa: What a tour of Mexico this has been, Zach.
Zach Davis: Tour? We didn't go anywhere.
Freddy Whoa: You know what I mean.
Each member of Everest are given one of the Trios Titles, which they hold high up into the air. Singh and King each have their Tag Titles as well, so they both have two belts. Sanchez stands in the middle of them, staring into the camera.
Zach Davis: Simply unbelievable. Given how Jared Holmes and Pantheon treat "men who earn the right to get Title shots," who knows what'll happen, but all other things aside... David Sanchez has done it.
The copyright info appears on the bottom of the screen as Asesinato fades to black.
Post Credits Scene
A few hours after the Asesinato has ended, we open up at an airport. Making sure no international incidents occur, Seth is standing alongside several TSA, NSA, FBI, and other officials.
Seth Lerch: Alright, gentlemen. We came to Mexico, we're leaving Mexico, nothing got blown up, and I'm pretty sure everyone should be accounted for. Are the planes all loaded?
Agent: Yes, sir. All of the WCF stars are on their planes and ready to go.
Seth Lerch: Excellent. Thank you all for your service and your help in making sure this stay in Mexico was as uneventful as possible.
With that, Seth nods to each of the agents and makes his way towards his private jet. Meanwhile, in the background, we see Vinnie, Crazy J, Erik Black, and Jaymz, all of Zero Tolerance, being lead away by Mexican police, carefully kept out of Seth's line of sight.