Monday Night Intro
Jaguar vs Karl Voronov
Television Title Match: Doc Henry vs Ace Garrison
Oblivion/The Cash Money Nightmares vs Adam Young/Bishop/Priest
Johnny Reb/Seth Lerch Segment
World Title Contendership Match: Johnny Reb vs Brad Kane
World Title Contendership Match: Logan vs Creeping Death
World Title Contendership Match: Slickie T vs Greenfever
Monday Night Intro
Man On The Run, a song written, performed, and recorded by Seth Lerch himself, starts playing over the PA system in the Oley Valley High School Auditorium. The fans in the bleachers clap and yell, excited for the show. Zach Davis and Shannan Lerch are at a table near the door.
Zach Davis: Well, fans.... welcome to WCF Monday Night. I'm Zach Davis, and damnit, this pay cut better end up being worth it to stick around.
Shannan Lerch: And I'm Seth's sister, so I can't really say no to sticking around. The Oley Valley Auditorium is SOLD OUT tonight with WCF faithful.
Zach Davis: Seeing as we can only seat a handful of people here, ticket prices were crazy high. Lots of hardcore fans here tonight.
Shannan Lerch: Fans, if you didn't get to see Seth Lerch's press conference, before we start the show we're going to replay that for you. Roll the footage.
The scene opens up in what appears to be a basement. A handmade WCF banner is hanging behind Seth Lerch.
Seth Lerch: Fans, welcome to this press conference. It has been a whirlwind twenty four hours... First and foremost on everyone's mind is Torture, and I can't comment on him at this time.
Seth tries his best to hide any emotions he may be feeling, and continues.
Seth Lerch: This is about business. Gravedigger and Jayson Stasiak weren't lying at the end of Aftermath... they closed WCF and sold everything. The contracts, the ring, the ropes, EVERYTHING. Gone. But I'm not ready to give up just like that. I've somehow managed to save up a good amount of money... and I've saved enough to reopen WCF.
Seth smiles briefly before continuing.
Seth Lerch: We will not die. We will exist as an independent promotion, based in Pennsylvania. For now. The good news is that luckily, I own the WCF name and still can use that. Unfortunately, however, I've been unable to regain the rights to most WCF show names... so coming live next week from the Oley Valley High School Auditorium will be WCF Monday Night! Luckily most talent has negotiated to work with me in rebuilding our company, so most talent WILL be appearing on the show. One man, however, will not. The FORMER World Champion Gravedigger will NOT be resigning with WCF, and in fact is STRIPPED of the World Title, effective immediately. Check the Monday Night card for more details on the fate of the World Championship. Monday Night is going to be different, but its going to be good. Thank you, everyone.
Fade to black. We go back to Zach and Shannan.
Zach Davis: That's that. Gravedigger is no longer working here, and is no longer the World Champion. We have three Contendership matches tonight, with the three winners facing off in a triple threat match next week. Kane vs Reb, Logan vs CD, and Slickie T vs Greenfever.
Shannan Lerch: Those are PPV quality matchups, Zach. I don't believe we're giving them away for free tonight, but I guess we kind of have to do everything we can to be successful tonight.
Zach Davis: That is true.We also have a six man tag, as Oblivion and the Cash Money Nightmares, the new Tag Team Champions, take on Adam Young, Bishop, and Priest, an odd teaming.
Shannan Lerch: The Man Made Gods have been dethroned and I don't believe it. But yes, Fort Knox and El Angel Oscuro are the Champs.
Zach Davis: We have a Television Title match between Doc Henry and Ace Garrison. Garrison wasn't able to win the Trilogy Cup, but he's still the TV Champ, so we'll see if he can hold onto that.
Shannan Lerch: And in our opener we've got Jaguar and Karl Voronov going at it! Let's get to the action!
Jaguar vs Karl Voronov
Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi starts then Jaguar comes out and performs a snap kick before running to the ring.
Karl walks to the stage cuing “Grace” by Apocalyptica. Once Karl has climbed into the ring he does his signature taunt which involves extending his arms and slowly clinching his fist all the while making a powerful expression. After he clinches his fist he roughly pounds the fist into his chest.
Zach Davis: Jaguar tries to shake Voronov's hand, but Voronov goes on the attack early! He's pummeling poor Jaguar.. Voronov looks to be at his best here tonight.
Shannan Lerch: Jaguar fights back! After reversing Voronov's Belly to Belly Suplex, Jaguar just hit a beautiful Back Heel Kick... now a Dropkick.. now a Swinging Neckbreaker! Here's the pin..
Zach Davis: No, Voronov kicks out. Jaguar picking Voronov up... Voronov fighting back now. Atomic Drop, irish whip.. Powerslam into pin!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two...
Zach Davis: No! Jaguar kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Voronov on the offensive again... Grizzly's Grasp! There it is!
Zach Davis: Jaguar gives up! He didn't have a choice!
Voronov stands up, once again victorious. He celebrates ringside before leaving, a confident look on his face.
Doc Henry vs Ace Garrison
Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits, and Doc Henry walks out from the back. The fans boo as he walks to the ring before rolling in and standing in his corner.
"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits the speaker system. The speaker brushes aside and Ace Garrison appears onto the stage. He stands there for a moment and looks amongst the fans, who are greeting him with boos! He smirks before making his way down the ramp. Ace walks up the ring steps, wipes his feet on the mat, and enters through the middle rope. He quickly walks towards the farthest corner and climbs up it. Once again, he looks amongst the crowd before smirking and jumping down.
Zach Davis: Doc Henry starts the match off with a head of steam, and he's on fire! In the early part of the match he hits Garrison with several high risk moves, including his Flying Neckbreaker, Diving Spear, and Frog Splash into a pin... but Garrison kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Garrison hits Henry with a low blow! He's back in this. Bulldog... and now a Boston Crab.
Zach Davis: Garrison keeps Henry in the Boston Crab for several moments... looks like Henry's leg might be hurt. Garrison kicks him several times.. running Dropkick to Henry's knee!... smashes Henry's leg on the turnbuckle..
Shannan Lerch: Garrison is a smart performer, no doubt about it. He picks Henry up.. Ha! Henry pokes him in the eyes, luckily for him the ref didn't notice! But Henry's still hurting.
Zach Davis: Gambler's Hand out of nowhere! Pin! One.. Two!...
Shannan Lerch: Garrison kicks out!
Zach Davis: Henry climbs to the top to go All In.. but Garrison rolls away! Henry hits nothing but mat.
Shannan Lerch: Garrison throws Henry outside and they brawl out there for quite a while... the ref is counting... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven..
Zach Davis: Henry gets the upper hand! He runs at Garrison... SPEAR into the guardrail!...
Shannan Lerch: Henry slides back into the ring..
Zach Davis: The ref reaches ten! Doc Henry wins by countout!
Shannan Lerch: But wait.. doesn't that mean..
Zach Davis: DOC HENRY IS THE NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION! The belt changes hands on DQs and countouts!
Henry is given the Television Title belt as Ace Garrison looks on from the outside, furious. Garrison gets in the ring and argues with the ref as Henry high tails it and leaves, taking the belt with him.
Oblivion/The Cash Money Nightmares vs Adam Young/Bishop/Priest
The arena turns black. Gold dollar signs flash about the arena. There is a red glow, as red lights illuminate the arena. Aspyxiated by Crimson Thorn begin to echo throughout the arena. The slamming drums, throbbing bass, and the thrashing guitars take over all sound, within the arena. The Dark Angel and Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage, that is surrounded with golden fireworks. El Angel Oscuro and Fort Knox hold out their arms, with fists clinched. As red lazers flash with the slamming drums, two bright continuous white pyro explosions explode on both sides of Fort Knox and The Dark Angel. As gold sparkling pyro set off behind them, the two jump up and land with red pyro explosion. They begin to slowly walk down the aisle.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at an combined weight of 510 pounds.... El Angel Oscuro and Fort Knox... THE CASH MONEY NIGHTMARES!!
There is a mixed reaction, from the crowd. The nightmares walk up to the ring and The Dark Angel drops to his knees to a prayer position, as Fort Knox holds out his arms. Dark Angel puts his hands together and acts if he is praying. Fort Knox shakes his head rapidly, as he talks smack. After a few seconds , El Angel Oscuro and Fort Knox look straight up and holds out their hands with the palms up. The Dark Angel hops up and they slide into the ring. The Express walks towards separate corners. They climb up to the second turnbuckles and hold up their arms out.... A red spotlight shines on The Cash Money Nightmares. The Dark Angel and Fort Knox drops down from the turnbuckles and they lean into their corners...
"Personal Jesus" by Marilyn Manson starts playing out steps Adam Young in a long black leather trench coat with a Texas Flag on the back. The fans erupt chanting BTJ as he starts towards the ring. He stops halfway and throws his arms out in a Raven pose. He once again starts towards the ring with his trademark icey glare. He climbs up onto the ring apron and slides in under the top rope. He climbs up onto the second turnbuckle and the fans roar with chants of BTJ again. Adam drops down and slings his coat off ready for battle.
"Set this stage on fire" by Lil Wayne is playing as Bishop and Priest walk out from the back. As they walk down the ramp, a line of fire lights up the stage and down the sides of the ramp, all the way to the ring.
Bishop and Priest walk down it and climb in the ring and pose on different sides of the ring, looking out menacingly at the crowd.
Zach Davis: Oblivion and Adam Young both start. Lots of quick tags and double teaming, with Oblivion and El Angel Oscuro working together. Young doesn't seem to want to tag out.
Shannan Lerch: I don't think he can trust his partners. And he has a TV Title match coming up in a few weeks so he doesn't want to injure himself.
Zach Davis: Eventually Bishop tags himself in and now the big man begins working over Fort Knox. Big Powerbomb from Bishop!... pin!... two count!
Shannan Lerch: Bishop tags in Priest.. and once again they're working over Fort Knox... Priest hits him with a Chokeslam! Pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: No! Fort Knox kicks out! He has tremendous heart, having just been Powerbombed and Chokeslammed!
Zach Davis: And he tags in the Number One Contender for the World Title, Oblivion! Priest quickly tags Young back in, and then leave! Those jerks!
Shannan Lerch: Guess Young was smart not to trust them, but its too late now. Oblivion hits him with the Black Hole... and then the Bi-Polar!
Zach Davis: One! Two! Three! Oblivion wins!
Oblivion and El Angel Oscuro celebrate in the ring, and even Fort Knox celebrates with them. Young storms out of the ring, angry at being abandoned by Bishop and Priest.
Johnny Reb/Seth Lerch Segment
In the crowded boy’s locker room at Oley Valley High School, three men are gathered around a bench: Doc Henry, Chuy, and Johnny Reb. Involved in an animated discussion, they break off and fall silent as Seth Lerch approaches.
Seth Lerch: Hey, guys. Johnny... you got a minute?
Reb glances uncertainly at his friends, who shrug and walk away.
Johnny Reb: I reckon I do now.
Lerch takes a seat on the bench, not bothering to wait for Johnny’s invitation to do so.
Seth Lerch: Listen, Johnny. You’ve always been one of my favorite wrestlers. You know that, right?
Reb cocks his head and looks at his employer strangely.
Johnny Reb: Well, to be honest –
Lerch ignores him and keeps talking.
Seth Lerch: You’ve always had a lot of potential, Johnny, and this is your chance to really prove it. Once you get past Brad Kane tonight, you’re going to go on and win the World Title next week. A guy like you, Johnny, can go far in this company. What’s more, you can take the WCF places. You’re the sort of wrestler the fans want to see leading the way. With you as the World Champion again, Johnny, we’ll be back on top in no time.
Seth looks at Reb, to see if any of this is sinking in. Johnny’s attention is caught; he’s hanging on every word.
Seth Lerch: But... there’s a little problem.
Johnny Reb: What problem?
Seth Lerch: Doc Henry. I mean, the guy’s all right, don’t get me wrong. He IS the Television Champion and all. The thing is – and I’m not the only one who’s noticed it – Henry’s holding you back. He’s a millstone. An albatross. He won the TV Title by count out... You’re not going to get anywhere as long as you have to drag him around with you.
A scowl starts to form on Reb’s face.
Seth Lerch: Once you win the World Title, Johnny, you won’t really need Doc Henry anymore. If you want my advice, I’d say cut him loose. The sooner, the better.
Johnny blinks, disbelief at the suggestion etched on his features. That gives way to outright anger as Reb gets to his feet, staring stonily at the WCF owner.
Johnny Reb: Now you listen here, Lerch. You can’t be talkin’ about my friend – my tag team partner – like that! You ain’t got no right. I'm gonna go out there, an’ I AM gonna win this match. An’ the one after that. I WILL be World Champion again, but not because of your little ...pep talk. An’ I sure as hell ain’t gonna turn my back on a friend; I been down that road.
As he speaks, Reb starts to pace, his hands clenching into fists at his sides. He turns his back on Seth, taking a deep breath in an effort to regain his composure.
Johnny Reb: I better not ever hear you talkin’ like that about Mr. Henry again. Now get the hell outta here. I got a match to prepare for.
Lerch stands, looking at Reb evenly for a minute.
Seth Lerch: I’m going to let that slide this time. Just remember what I said, Johnny. Sooner or later, Doc’s going to cost you something.
He walks away; Reb watches him go, a hard expression on his face.
Johnny Reb vs Brad Kane
World Title Contendership Match
"Bad Company" begins to play over the venue's PA system. Anticipation fills the air, and the crowd begins to cheer as Johnny Reb steps out, dressed in a grey Confederate frock coat and an officer's slouch hat. His manager, Don Jesus, is right behind him. The music plays on; the lyrics begin. "Company, always on the run. Destiny...is the rising sun. I was born, 6-gun in my hand. Behind a gun, I make my final stand." Johnny makes his way toward the ring at a dignified pace, matching the song's cadence. "That's why they call me..." Here, the tempo picks up. The Inveterate Confederate stops, raising his head and spreading his arms wide, to coax more adulation from the crowd. "Bad Company! And I can't deny..." As the fans sing along, Johnny moves toward the ring once more. "Bad company, 'til the day I die..." Reb mounts the ring steps and climbs in, holding the ropes for his manager. He runs to the far corner, ascending to the second turnbuckle, and throws his hands in the air, posing for the audience. There is a brief reprise of the chorus before the music fades away. Johnny hops down and shrugs off his coat, passing it and his hat to Don Jesus, who exits the ring as Reb awaits the bell.
The crowd gets on their feet as "The Hit" by 50 Cent begins to play. Brad Kane comes out from behind the curtain with Megan right behind him. He nods his head at the fans before starting to talk to the ring. He slaps the hands that hand over the guard rail before rolling into the ring. Brad throws an arm up into the air and grins before getting a kiss by Megan. She leaves the ring as Brad backs into a corner, his music shutting off.
Zach Davis: They tie up.. and Reb is firmly in control. Lots of high risk moves.. Double knee lift... Moonsault into pin attempt... no! Kickout.
Shannan Lerch: Reb still in control, stomping Kane... goes for a Southern Star! But no, Kane gets the legs up!
Zach Davis: Kane, back in this match. He works his way up, but so does Reb. The two stand far away from each other and slowly tie up... lots of chain wrestling between these two!...
Shannan Lerch: Brad Kane comes out on top. He then hits an Exploder Suplex! Reb stumbles up and Brad Kane follows up with a BK Backfist! He pins Reb.
Zach Davis: One, two... no! Kickout.
Shannan Lerch: He picks Reb up, but he's lit a fire under Reb's ass. Reb shoves him away and hits him with a few kicks followed by a Shining Wizard! Kane hits the mat hard.
Zach Davis: Johnny follows it up with a few more high flying moves, including his Saturday Night Special and a Springboard Moonsault Legdrop! Finally he climbs up top..
Shannan Lerch: Southern Discomfort! Here's the pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two! Three!
Shannan Lerch: Johnny Reb gets the win!
Brad Kane shakes Reb's hand before leaving Reb to celebrate the win. Kane and Megan leave the arena.
The camera cuts to outside in the parking lot of the high school. A big black limo pulls up in front of the sidewalk. The driver gets out and walks around to the side facing the school and opens the door. Out steps Mike D, the massive bodyguard of Gravedigger, followed by Gravedigger himself. Next Jayson Stasiak steps out along with The Dark Side's lawyer.
Gravedigger is wearing a suit and a pair of shades. He walks up the sidewalk towards the gym doors with a cocky grin on his face. Two high schoolers walk up with hall monitor sashes around their shoulders. They stand defiantly before The Dark Side.
Hall Monitors: Whoa whoa whoa, where do you guys think you're going?
Gravedigger stops and looks down, smirking.
Gravedigger: Who exactly are you two supposed to be?
Hall Monitors: We're the hall monitors, the first line of security. We know who you guys are and Seth said to not let you in.
Gravedigger grins and looks at Mike D who laughs. Gravedigger turns back to the kids.
Gravedigger: Well, that may be, but I have to point out a flaw in your little plan.
The hall monitors give Gravedigger a curious look.
Hall Monitors: What would that be, sir?
Gravedigger: You have no jurisdiction if we're not in the hallways.
The faces of the hall monitors drop. Mike D steps forward and grabs them both by the fronts of their shirts. He turns and drops one upside down into one of the trash cans outside and then turns and drops the other one upside down in the other. The two kids start yelling and screaming for help and The Dark Side walk up to the gym doors. The gym doors open and out walk two security guards with Seth Lerch.
Seth Lerch: What the hell do you think you're doing Gravedigger?
Gravedigger: No, Seth, I think I should be asking you that question. I had WCF shut down. Yet here we are in Oley, Pennsylvania and you're running a WCF show. You think going from an arena to a gym allows you to go above the law?
Seth Lerch smiles smugly at Gravedigger.
Seth Lerch: The thing is, I own the copyright to WCF's name. You were able to shut everything down associated with the OLD WCF, but this is the NEW WCF.
Gravedigger looks at the lawyer standing beside Jayson who nods. Gravedigger looks annoyed.
Seth Lerch: Oh and speaking of things you don't own. That title belt that Jayson is carrying. That belongs to me.
Gravedigger smiles at Seth.
Gravedigger: Why don't you come and get it?
Seth grins and turns to one of the security guards and gestures towards Jayson. The security guard steps forward but Gravedigger holds a hand up.
Gravedigger: Whoa there big guy. Watch how you approach the world champion. You might want to ask before you grab something of mine.
The security guard goes for the belt again but hesitates. He glances at Seth real quick and then back to Gravedigger. He clears his throat.
Guard: Excuse me, but may I ha---
Seth flips out.
Seth Lerch: You idiot, he's making fun of you. Here.
Seth Lerch pushes past Gravedigger and grabs the belt from Jayson. He storms back towards the gym doors, but stops in front of the security guard that tried to ask Gravedigger for permission.
Seth Lerch: You're fired.
Seth looks at the other security guard.
Seth Lerch: And you, stand watch. Don't let The Dark Side in.
Seth goes back inside the gym. The security guard who is now unemployed looks at Gravedigger sheepishly.
Gravedigger: Hey, you want a job?
The guy's face lights up and he nods quickly.
Gravedigger: Ok, you stand facing that security guard and you make sure that he makes sure that we don't enter.
The security guards stand there facing each other, with angry looks on their faces. The Dark Side walks off screen. A few seconds later, Jayson Stasiak walks back over and looks at the recently fired security guard.
Jayson Stasiak: HE WAS JOKING!! Get in the unemployment line you twit!
The security guard runs off screen and Jayson walks off camera. The guard left standing at the door shakes his head as the scene fades.
Logan vs Creeping Death
World Title Contendership Match
A large red curtain comes down from the roof of the arena, covering the Jumbotron and entrance, coming to a rest on the stage. "Bloodlines" by Dethklok starts, and the lights go out. A spotlight comes on from behind the curtain, projecting a blackened figure standing on a see-through box. After a few seconds, the curtain rises, revealing Creeping Death standing on a glass box with a hoodie on. The "Bloodlines" video is playing on the Jumbotron. He methodically lowers his hood and drops off the box, heading down to the ring. A second spotlights hits the ring as CD approaches. CD simply slides into the ring by the near corner and swings his legs around into a sitting position against the bottom turnbuckle. He peels his hoodie off and drops it to the floor. This is where he sits until the match begins.
The Struggle Within hits... and no one comes out.
Zach Davis: What the hell?
Shannan Lerch: The ref starts counting Logan out since he hasn't shown up. Creeping Death gets angry and leaves the ring, heading to the back. The cameraman follows. We're backstage at a high school gymnasium now..
Zach Davis: Where is this man going?
Shannan Lerch: The girls locker room! He just found Logan in the girls locker room!
Zach Davis: I don't know why he'd be there, there aren't any girls there at this hour. School isn't in session. And-
Shannan Lerch: Ugh. There's Anastasia Petrova.
Zach Davis: And there she is!, wrapped in nothing but a towel. Anyway, Creeping Death attacks Logan from behind, pummeling him several times. He then grabs him and executes the Ten Ton Hammer, right on the locker room floor! Logan's head is busted open.
Shannan Lerch: And just for effect, CD pins Logan and counts it himself. One, two, three.
Zach Davis: While Creeping Death technically won this match via countout, or so says the ref, he also just kicked Logan's ass.
CD stomps Logan a few more times before leaving the locker room. However, he's quickly ambushed by Gravedigger!
Shannan Lerch: What's HE doing here!?
Gravedigger attacks Creeping Death, tackling him and hitting him with several shots to the face. Security quickly arrives and grabs him, pulling him away. Seth Lerch arrives on scene.
Seth Lerch: Somebody arrest this man!
Police arrive on scene quickly, handcuffing Gravedigger. They haul him off as he yells about being the REAL World Champion.
Slickie T vs Greenfever
World Title Contendership Match
The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”. He watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he quickly climbs the ring stairs, looking out over the crowd before grabbing the top rope and vaulting over the top of it and into the middle of the ring. After glancing over the crowd with a thin smile on his face, he climbs a turnbuckle and throws his arms out once again to form a “T” before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and back into the middle of the ring as the lights come up once again.
The lights drop as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.They all run like scared little rabbits. Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are smeared with blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.
Zach Davis: Greenfever viciously attacks Slickie to start things off, tackling him down and hitting several punches to his face. And biting him! Why does the ref allow this?
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever picks Slickie up and throws him to the ropes, and kicks him as he comes back, hitting several kicks one after the other..
Zach Davis: But Slickie catches one of the kicks and counters with an Enziguri!
Shannan Lerch: Slickie T firmly in control now. And he has to slow the pace of this match down, make it more technical. He gets Greenfever in a Sleeper. Greenfever fights out of it, but no, Slickie hits a Russian Legsweep now, followed by a Boston Crab. But Greenfever won't tap out!
Zach Davis: That's for sure. Guiliano cranks on the move, but no, Greenfever won't tap. Guiliano releases him.
Shannan Lerch: Slickie climbs to the top.. but Greenfever summons the strength to lunge, hitting the ropes and knocking Slickie off balance, causing him to crotch himself on the turnbuckle! his face contorts with pain.
Zach Davis: Greenfever climbs to the top himself.. Superplex!
Shannan Lerch: Pin attempt... nope, Slickie kicks out at two.
Zach Davis: Greenfever picks Slickie up, but Slickie once more fights back! Ducks a Clothesline attempt and hits Greenfever with a Bulldog... then a DDT!
Shannan Lerch: Slickie looking to put Greenfever away... he goes for the Omerta!
Zach Davis: Greenfever ducks it! He kicks Slickie and hits the Dislocated Piledriver! Pin!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Slickie kicked out at the last second!
Zach Davis: The crowd can't believe it! Greenfever grabs the ref and blantly shoves him away, into the turnbuckle. Ugh. Greenfever goes outside the ring and grabs a chair!
Shannan Lerch: And he hits Slickie T across the head with it! Come on, ref, wake up!
Zach Davis: Now Greenfever picks Slickie up.. ANOTHER Dislocated Piledriver, this time on the chair! Greenfever throws the chair out of the ring... the ref is coming to, OF COURSE, and Greenfever pins Slickie again..
Shannan Lerch: One. Two. Three. Greenfever got it.
Slickie rolls out of the ring, bleeding from the head. Greenfever smiles sickly as the ref raises his arm. Slickie is furious on the outside at taking another loss as Slam fades to black.