08/26/2012


Revenge Intro

Domino: The Destitute by Coheed and Cambria plays, and Revenge 2012 is on the air! The fans cheer and there is excitement in the air tonight as we go to Zach and Shannan.

Zach Davis: Welcome to Revenge!

Shannan Lerch: Named after one of Seth's favorite video games.

Zach Davis: ...well, I'd say that kind of ruins this show, but it doesn't. Nothing can. We have a STACKED lineup tonight. A lot of exciting one on one matches and some huge Title matches as well!

Shannan Lerch: And a WEDDING! Kid P and Nightmare are tying the knot tonight. After all they've been through, I'm pretty excited to see it.

Zach Davis: However, Phantasm and Pantheon have managed to amass a HUGE group of rivals and enemies in the past few months, so...... yeah, uh, its a wrestling wedding, we'll see.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of Pantheon, our main event tonight will see Jonny Fly defending his World Title against the leader of the Church of Dark Saints... Oblivion.

Zach Davis: This is an epic matchup. Oblivion is a former World Champion, and this World Title shot is a year in the making. Oblivion has gone toe to toe with the best WCF has to offer, and tonight, he goes toe to toe with Jonny Fly.

Shannan Lerch: Years from now, fans will talk about the reign of Logan, the reign of Torture, the reign of Slickie T... and then the greatest reign of all, the reign of Jonny Fly!

Zach Davis: We'll let history decide that, Shannan, because I'm not convinced Fly can make it past Oblivion. He's gotten a LOT of momentum on his side.

Shannan Lerch: We have two other matches that may as well be main events as well, and they're War Placement matches. FPV and Odin Balfore are going head to head, as well as Donald Deruty and Logan.

Zach Davis: Right. FPV was betrayed by Seth, who aligned himself with Balfore, inexplicably. A lot of animosity there. And as for Deruty and Logan, Deruty was involved in the final blow to the Darkside of Treachery, defeating Gravedigger in his last match in the company last month at Ultimate Showdown.

Shannan Lerch: I don't know what's going on with Logan lately. I was talking to him earlier tonight and he accused me of being a lesbian and walked away. I don't get it.

Zach Davis: Well, both he and Deruty are legendary United States Champions, and this is a match we've been waiting to see for quite a while. I'm excited.

Shannan Lerch: Sado continues her training for her match against Oblivion next month, as she faces Famine of the Vile. True to the PPV, Famine is definitely out for revenge, due to a loss to Kira several months ago.

Zach Davis: The saga of Kira Sakazaki is quite confusing and.. well, given the status of Future Reb, scary.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of Reb, he goes one on one with Orbit tonight for the US Title. Reb has quite the storied career here in WCF, but he's never won this belt. Tonight could be his night.

Zach Davis: We have quite a few exciting Title matches, in fact. Jeff Purse is getting his TV Title rematch, up against Eric Price. And if Price wins, he gets to kiss Kari!

Shannan Lerch: Don't forget, this is a LADDER match! Dangerous.

Zach Davis: Synn and Doc Henry are finally getting their Tag Team Titles shot against Prophecy. Uh, assuming Doc Henry isn't fired? I'm not too sure on that. Good job, Corey Black. Asshole.

Shannan Lerch: I'm glad you hate Corey now too, Zach, I really am. But yeah, Synn has been seeking gold for a while, but Prophecy has been on quite a roll themselves. So we'll see.

Zach Davis: The Internet Title is on the line; Stuart Slane defends against Johnny Stylez. Last week, this feud took a turn for the personal.

Shannan Lerch: These two are no strangers to each other, that's for sure. I know how much the Internet Title means to Johnny Stylez, this could be the sleeper hit of the night.

Zach Davis: WCF Hall of Famer Outcast is in active competition tonight in a Triple Threat match against Hank "Thunder" Lane and "The Iowan Massacre" Joel Hall. And it is no DQ!

Shannan Lerch: Hall and Outcast's match from Ultimate Showdown got thrown out, and Lane got his way in by winning a tag match with Outcast as his partner.

Zach Davis: In an exhibition match, Waylon Cash, Michael Santiago, Kale Windsor, and Ryan Blake are in action.

Shannan Lerch: Interesting dynamic here. Cash is a former World Champion and I believe he has one of the better win/loss records of the company. However, Santiago and Blake are allies... and good old Kale Windsor is quite the wildcard here.

Zach Davis: Well, War is coming up, so this'll be a good warmup for that; everyone versus everyone!

Shannan Lerch: Bishop and Priest are up against Adam Young and Corey Moon, the Red River Coalition. These teams are eternal enemies.

Zach Davis: Roy Speede is defending his Hardcore Title against.... well, someone. Not entirely sure who yet. Whoever it is that kidnapped Speede's cousin, Alex Haden.

Shannan Lerch: Seth sure doesn't know anything about it, I can tell you that!

Zach Davis: Sure. I'd like to know how he set this match up then, but whatever.

Shannan Lerch: Lastly, in our opener, The Misfits are up against the ragtag team of Christopher Kane, Mike Epps, Cesar Romero, and Shane Knight.

Zach Davis: After last week, you know Epps wants to get his hands on Kief.

Shannan Lerch: Lots of stuff going on here. Not entirely sure how well Ophelia Pain is going to work with the rest of the group, Tommy Kain in particular. Not to mention Christopher Kane, that little punk.

Zach Davis: He essentially got screwed out of the People's Title match he should've been getting tonight, so I'm sure he won't be all that happy about this.

Shannan Lerch: Okay, I need some time to rest, that was a lot of talking. Let's watch eight entrances!

Christopher Kane Segment

"Taken For Granted" begins to play for a second time tonight as out from the back steps "Young K" Christopher Kane. The people are happy seeing the young man as he walks to the ring in street clothes slapping hands. He slides into the ring and gets a microphone as the music fades off.

Christopher Kane: Tonight I was supposed to get my shot at the People's Title. As we know that did not happen. While I'm the new guy on the block, literally, it still upsets me quite a bit. Here I worked my ass off in that match against a giant to knock him off and I don't get rewarded for my title shot. I think we can all see the flaws in that.

The crowd claps in agreement as Chris inhales a bit nervous right now talking in front of so many people.

Zach Davis: He does have a great point.

Shannan Lerch: I guess. But he doesn't make the matches.

Chris keeps looking out into the crowd before continuing on.

Christopher Kane: So now I have to wait until Seth Lerch sees fit to award me my title shot. Once again this doesn't sit too well with me. I had always heard rumors from my father that Seth Lerch was a little out there for his decisions but this proves to me that he was quite correct.

Another pause from the youngest WCF wrestler in history. He surveys the crowd to see quite a few people nodding their head yet.

Christopher Kane: I suppose this is just me venting out my frustrations at the moment. I felt like if I did won, did the work properly then I should be able to get my title match that I earned for a pay per view. By doing this Seth Lerch drove down his own buyrates. Just looking at this from the business side of things he took money out of his own pocket. A kid like me challenging for a championship in his third match? So many people would've ordered to see that among so many other the great matches.

Shannan Lerch: This kid sounds wise beyond his years.

Zach Davis: Indeed he does.

Young K looks to the entry way sighing with a hint of discontent.

Christopher Kane: I don't mean to sound whiney. I just feel that keeping emotions in only hinder progress in one's life instead of helping. So I gues...

Chris gets cut off as Master of Puppets hits.

Zach Davis: Oh great. We should've figured Seth wouldn't let Christopher Kane wrestle here long without getting all up in his biznass.

Shannan Lerch: ...biznass? Come on.

Seth heads to the ring, clearly looking very annoyed. And apparently slightly intoxicated, judging by the way he's not walking totally straight. Chris taps his foot impatiently as Seth slides into the ring and grabs a mic.

Seth Lerch: Who... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

The crowd boos.

Seth Lerch: I'm in the middle of trying to find a date for the wedding tonight, and then I hear YOUR punk ass in the ring!? Damnit, Christopher Kane, stay in the undercard... where you belong!

More booing.

Seth Lerch: Out of all the lunatics, losers and bums I've let in this place, you've got to be the worst. You're practically Freddy Krueger, I bet you're the bastard son of a thousand maniacs, knowing Megan's history!

Booing!

Zach Davis: A bit of a dated reference there, but okay.

Seth Lerch: And your dad!? Brad Kane? The most reckless thing about him was his choice to not bother putting on a god damn condom the night he conceived you-

And now Seth gets cut off as "Guile's Theme" by The Minibosses. People look at one another as everyone goes insane to see Brad Kane standing on the stage. Chris' jaw drops as does Seth's. Brad makes his way to the ring slapping hands before getting into the ring and looking at Seth taking his microphone.

Brad Kane: That was the most reckless thing I've done? I suppose nearly breaking my neck for this company wasn't enough. You see Seth, the other day when I found out my son wasn't getting his title shot at this show, I got to thinkin'. See I remember a time when I was commish of this place. So I make a few phone calls. Turns out you never fired me from that position. So this entire time I've been WCF Commish and no one knew it.

The crowd explodes as does Zach Davis.

Zach Davis: Yeah! Brad Kane is back as our commish again!

Shannan Lerch: How does Seth let this happen...

With a smile on his face Brad pats Seth on the shoulder.

Brad Kane: Iron clad too. You can't fire me. So WCF, you no longer have to put up with what this guy always says. Remember before when I made things fair for everyone? Once again it'll happen. Also, Lerch, this is for saying this shit to my kid.

Brad completely backfists the shit out of Seth as Lerch goes out of the ring and is on the floor. The crowd goes insane as Brad keeps the smile on his face before turning around to see Chris looking at him.

Christopher Kane: DAD! I don't need your help. I want to do this on my own.

Brad Kane: Oh believe me, son, when I tell you that I have no intentions of giving you a goddamn thing. Just because I love you doesn't mean you're going to get title shot after title shot. Instead, you're going to work for that People's Title shot you earned.

The crowd is a little confused at this point. Brad looks at his son right in the eye and inhales ready to drop his first act back as the commish.

Brad Kane: You're not ready for your shot. You admitted as such but I still understand the frustration for not getting it. Three matches isn't close to being ready. I wasn't ready for a title when I won my first. Look at how it effected me. So this is why I'm making you jump some hurdles if you want your People's Title match in the future.

Christopher Kane: Okay so what do you want me to do?

Brad Kane: Every week you will be in a singles match until Helloween. This is what I am calling the Young Boy Challenge Series. From next Slam until that pay per view you will be facing some of the best this company has to offer. You make it all those weeks without qutting wrestling, then you get your shot. Basically, Chris, I'm weeding you out to see if you really have what it takes to make in professional wrestling.

A few people boo thinking he's being way to hard on his son.

Brad Kane: If I had this when I started out, my career would've worked a lot differently. You can hate me all you want for it but for however long you will be in this series. You last all those weeks and you get your People's Title shot fair and square. Good luck, Young K, you're going to need it with who I have in mind. Now get ready for tonight's clusterfuck, which is happening next.

Music plays again as Brad exits out of the ring leaving his son in a state of disbelief this would happen.

Zach Davis: What an announcement that was. Christopher Kane has to prove his worth before he gets his shot. I love it.

Tommy Kain/Kief/Ryan Pugh/Ophelia Pain vs Christopher Kane/Mike Epps/Cesar Romero/Shane Knight

The lights turn blue and a spot light shows at the top of the WCF titaintron you see Kip is up there and he jumps off and opens his parachute and lands on the stage and when he lands “The Air Force Song” plays. Kip gets up and heads to the ramp and when he gets there he salutes and as he dose that Red White and Blue pyro goes off behind him. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring. When Kip gets in the ring he stands in the middle of it and salutes to all sides of the ring and takes off the glasses and flight suite.

The lights go out in the arena and "Who want it" plays and the lights come back on and Cesar comes out to the stage. He is is wearing his Bad Boy MMA walk out attire. He stands there as he starts running in places and than starts to walk down the ramp toward the ring. He gets to the ring and takes off his hat and shirt and throws them on the ground. He gets in the ring and stands in the middle of the ring arms straight out to both sides and than pounds on his chest.

The Lights go out as blue mist begins to fill the air as Shane's theme begins to play. A man wearing a hoodie comes out to an arena full of cheers. He removes the hood and looks around as he stands at the top of the ramp. He smiles and continues walking down the aisle as he approaches the ring. He slides in the ring and runs to the turnbuckle and climbs it smiling.

Zach Davis: Four individuals in the ring now... we'll see how they fare against the united force of the Misfits.

Still Counting by Volbeat hits, and out step the Misfits! Tommy Kain, Kief, Ryan Pugh, and Ophelia Pain.

Shannan Lerch: Missing is Johnny Stylez, seeing as he's got his Internet Title match later tonight.

The bizarre group heads to the ring. All four of them slide in and their four opponents quickly go on the attack!

Zach Davis: Poor referee, I don't know how he's gonna keep order here.

Shannan Lerch: He probably won't!

Kane and Kain are brawling, Pain and Romero, Kief and Epps, and Pugh and Knight. Romero has Pain reeling, and he runs at her and Spears her out of the ring, flying out with her! Epps has been hitting Kief with several strikes, but Kief's gigantic body absorbed the attacks. Kief throws Epps to the ropes and then hits a Spinebuster. Epps rolls out of the ring and Kief follows, looking to brawl outside.

Zach Davis: Is he really a time traveller? Someone should ask Johnny Reb about him.

Knight has just hit Pugh with a Trouble in Paradise! Pugh rolls out of the ring too, and Knight runs and dives out with a Suicide Plancha!

Shannan Lerch: Amazing move!

This leaves Kane and Kain in the ring.

Zach Davis: Gonna be tough to call this one... let's just call them Christopher and Tommy.

Tommy has Chris on the defensive, hitting him with several stomps... in fact, he's doing the Garvin Stomp.

Shannan Lerch: Walk of Shame. This match isn't starting how Christopher must've wanted.

Tommy drops and pins Chris, looking for an easy victory.

One.

Two.

No, Chris kicks out.

Zach Davis: Young K may be young but he won't be pinned off of a friggin Garvin Stomp.

Tommy waits for Christopher to begin to get up, and as soon as he does, Tommy runs and hits a Shining Wizard!

Shannan Lerch: Kneeing While Intoxicated, KWI!

Tommy goes for another pin.

One!

Two!

No, again Kane kicks out. Tommy picks him up and puts him in a headlock before tagging in Ryan Pugh.

Zach Davis: Here comes the Southern Sex Symbol.

Pugh hits Kane with a shot in the ribs as he enters, and Tommy gets back onto the apron. Kane drops to the mat and Pugh backs up, waiting for him to stand... he then runs and goes for a Pump Kick, but Christopher Kane ducks it! The crowd cheers as Kane hits Pugh with a Dropkick, sending him staggering back. Kane then runs to the ropes, Springboards, and drops Pugh with a Flying DDT!

Shannan Lerch: Young K is on fire!

Kane tags in Epps as Pugh dives and tags in Kief.

Zach Davis: Kief and Epps! Here we go!

These two meet in the middle of the ring and begin brawling once again. Epps puts as much strength as he can into his strikes but Kief just absorbs the damage.

Shannan Lerch: I've heard a rumor that the goat is actually the mastermind behind the Misfits.

Kief throws Epps to the ropes and then executes a Tiltawhirl Slam! He stands up, albeit a little slowly, and then stomps away at The Airman. Kief tags in Ophelia Pain.

Zach Davis: Pain has already shown she can go toe to toe with the guys. WCF only hires women like that, but yeah, you know, some are better than others.

Pain climbs to the turnbuckle and looks around before jumping of with a Diving Headbutt! She pins Epps.

One.

Two.

No, Young K enters the ring and kicks her off.

Zach Davis: I thought the Misfits had it there.

Quickly, Tommy Kain reenters the ring and runs at Young K, Clotheslining him out of the ring. The distraction has allowed Epps to tag Romero into the match. Romero comes in and is met with a kick to the gut by Pain. She then twists his arm and climbs up top before jumping down with an Arm Twist Rope Walk Chop! Romero goes down. She then lifts him up and onto the turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: She may be going for the Spookshow Thriller here.

And Romero's teammates can see that. Epps and Knight enter the ring but they're stopped by Kain, Pugh and Kief. Pain runs at Romero, hits her front handspring, then finishes the Spookshow Thriller, putting Romero into a choke!

Zach Davis: Could this be it?-

Indeed, Romero taps out!

Shannan Lerch: Ophelia Pain wins this one for the Misfits!

The bell sounds. Pain stands up as Romero rolls out of the ring. She's joined by Tommy Kain, Kief, and Ryan Pugh. All four of them raise their arms in the air.

Zach Davis: The Misfits take one more step towards dominance here tonight, I'd say.

Scott Savage Segment

“Night on Bald Mountain” begins to play, and a low booing can be heard spreading through the crowd. Slowly, Scott Savage steps out onto the entrance ramp, wearing his signature, blood red suit. He allows the crowd to jeer until they've had their fill, and then he speaks.

Scott Savage: There's been a lot of speculation as to who my mystery client is. I assure you one thing, once she arrives, things will never be the same.

Zach Davis: Wait one minute! Scott keeps changing his mind! One week it's “they” the next it's “he” now he's saying “she”. I have my doubts that he even knows who his own mystery client is!

Shannan Lerch: Or maybe he's playing mind games. This is wrestling after all.[/color]

Scott Savage: Now, I have thought about it, and I hate it when these surprises drag out. Why don't I introduce you to my mystery client right now?

The audience applauds at the prospect of the reveal.

Scott Savage: You like that idea?

The crowd roars louder with their approval.

Scott Savage: Well I guess we won't be doing that then.

The crowd boos him mercilessly, as he chuckles to himself.

Scott Savage: What I will say is that we have big plans for all of you. In the next few weeks, WCF will bear witness to some of the most horrific atrocities every perpetrated on mankind. My client is going to destroy your entire world, and leave you with nothing. We have come to destroy WCF, and we will not rest until our goal is attained!

Scott holds his arms out in a crucifix pose, as the crowd showers him with jeers once again. His music slowly drifts over the PA, as he disappears behind the curtain with a smug grin on his face.

Zach Davis: Well, zero questions answered by Scott Savage. Now, all we know is that he wants to destroy this company.

Shannan Lerch: ...kinda hot.

Hardcore Title Match
??? vs Roy Speede

The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.

CAN

YOU

HEAR

ME

NOW!?!

As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!

The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.

Kyle Steel: Introducing, from Richmond, Virginia, Wrestling Championship Federation's own Silver Lining, he is ROY SPEEEEDE!!

Roy drops his right arm and unhooks his title belt from his waist. He raises his left arm in the air, with his Hardcore Championship raised proudly. He drops his arm after several seconds and places the belt over his shoulder, and begins walking to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, the championship belt high in the air in his hands for the entire arena to see. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring. He is handed a microphone.

Roy Speede: “Last week on Slam, I defended my Hardcore Championship in a handicap match, and then went to Seth with an idea that he liked and that I know you all will like, and that’s what led to the booking of this match. Tonight, I get the opportunity I’ve been waiting for to get revenge on the bastard who kidnapped my cousin, Alex Haden, and to make it even better for you all, I requested it be a tables, ladders, and chairs match. This is for more than just the Hardcore Championship though. This is about revenge, and this is about getting my cousin free from the clutches of evil. So, whoever the hell did this to my cousin, it’s time to show yourself. Get your ass out here!”

Shannan Lerch: This is it, Zach! We finally get to see who is behind this entire kidnapping scheme!

There is a pause. Nobody comes out from the back, and no music starts to play.

Zach Davis: We can’t be certain about that, Shannan. It doesn’t look like anybody is going to show up.

Roy Speede: I said get your ass out here, and I mean it. I want to know who I’m facing right-

Before Roy can finish, "Darkside" by Gothminister drowns him out. The fans rise to their feet, booing and jeering as Synn walks out from behind the backstage curtain, sneering at them, amused by their reaction. Smiling, he stops at the top of the ramp way, pulling his trenchcoat aside to reveal a custom t-shirt that reads "I did Roy Speede's sister last night". Roy runs his hands through his hair, trying with all his might to control his growing anger.

Zach Davis: Synn? What’s he doing out here?

Shannan Lerch: I thought he and Roy were supposed to be friends!

Synn reaches into an inside pocket of his coat, pulling out a microphone. Smiling like a Cheshire cat, he switches the on button, then blows into the mic very hard, creating a loud whoosh sound quickly followed by a high-pitched squeak of feedback.

Synn: Now that I have everyone's attention, Roy Speede, tonight is going to be the worst night of your career.

Zach Davis: I can’t believe Synn kidnapped Alex Haden!

Shannan Lerch: I know! I didn’t see this coming!

He points to Roy in the ring, and then all the fans in attendance.

Synn: I know what your all thinking, your thinking ‘how could he? How could Synn kidnap Roy's cousin, Alex Haden? How could Synn hold Alex hostage, threaten his life, and make Roy's life the past weeks a living hell?’

Roy rolls his eyes, frustrated and tired of being toyed with, he raises his mic, cutting Synn off.

Roy Speede: How about you stop talking in third person, you pathetic excuse for a human being?! Get to the point, Terry! Why? Why did you do it? Man, I thought that we were friends, what the hell were you hoping to accomplish by all this?

The crowd gets behind Roy, cheering him on as loud as they can. Synn laughs, obviously amused by the whole thing. Looking over the crowd, then back at Roy in the ring.

Synn: I DIDN'T DO IT!!

Zach Davis: What?!

Shannan Lerch: This doesn’t make any sense!

Roy Speede: WHAT?? Then what the hell are you doing out here, Terry?

Synn: You know Roy, it's because we do have a history of friendship, and at one time were very close friends, that I don't come down there and rip your tongue out of your mouth for calling me out of name! And as for why I am here? Well, let me take you all back, Roy, I'm sure you remember, Dallas Texas. Just before Timebomb. You, me, and Alex, at a Hooters restaurant, doing a live radio morning talk show in promotion of Timebomb at the Dallas Cowboys stadium. Remember that day Roy? I sure do, that day, in the parking lot of that Hooters, the three of us decided to join forces. You and I defending the world tag team titles, with Alex partaking a managerial role. Remember that Roy? I sure the fuck do. Because shortly after that was when Doc Henry, Justin Thomas and John Turner damn near ended my career.

Roy Speede: That was a long time ago man!

Synn, points at Roy in the ring, his face turning to disgust

Synn: DON'T YOU INTERRUPT ME, THIS IS MY TIME! You see Roy, shortly after that, I was laid up in the hospital, two crushed shoulder blades, several cracked ribs and slipped disc's in my spine, being told that surgery was necessary, being told that it could very well end my career both in wrestling and mma. I always had your back Roy, I was there when you needed a friend. To watch you leave me behind, turn your back on me after all those countless hours traveling from show to show on the road. To realize Roy Speede was out just for Roy Speede, and would trample and use anybody he could to get what he wanted. I finally saw you for what, for WHO, you are Roy.

Roy raises his arms in confusion.

Roy Speede: Get on with it, already!

Synn: Let's jump forward a little. Remember a few weeks back, when you came to me for help? Never struck you, or that incompetent bimbo of yours, as odd that I knew what you were going to ask, before you even asked it? Never struck you odd that I was neither surprised, nor concerned? You see Roy, I didn't kidnap Alex, but I had a part in this whole thing from the very beginning. I could stand here and tell you all about it, but I think it would be better coming from the very source that masterminded this whole thing to begin with.

Red smoke starts to fill the stage, and Synn starts to disappear within it. Roy looks around, confused.

Synn: Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, may I introduce to you, a very good friend of mine, and at one time a friend of Roy Speede himself, the one, the only, ALEX HADEN!!!!!

Zach Davis: WHAT?!? Are you kidding me?!

Shannan Lerch: I don’t believe what I’m hearing! This was all a ploy by Alex Haden himself!

A modified version of Egypt Central’s “Ghost Town” begins to play as red smoke begins to fill the stage. Alex Haden steps out from the midst of the smoke as the lyrics begin to play.

I'll cut out the broken hearts down Union Avenue
Let the streets run red with my revenge
You can't fake apologies for everything you do
You can't repay the price that's on your head

He makes his way down the ramp, and slides under the bottom rope, before climbing the turnbuckle. He backflips off the turnbuckle, landing on his feet, and spins around. The music cuts as the bell rings, and Haden charges at Speede, clotheslining him sharply to the mat. Speede springs back his feet, and Haden catches him with a backward kick to the gut. He grabs Speede by the neck and drops him with a cutter, and then slides out of the ring, going after one of the tables set up in the corner.

Zach Davis: And Alex Haden has come back with a vengeance! Roy is in trouble here, Shannan!

Shannan Lerch: He had no way of knowing this would happen or preparing for it, Zach. Of course he’s in trouble!

Haden folds the legs of the table down and slides it back into the ring, and then looks over and grabs a second one before doing the same thing with the second table. He slides back into the ring, and looks up just in time to be caught by an open-handed slap to the face from Speede, southpaw style. He backs Haden into the ropes and whips him across the ring, but on the rebound off the far end, Haden catches himself on the ropes. Speede runs across the ring and attempts to spear him, but Haden sidesteps and Speede flies out of the ring, landing hard on his upper body and neck.

Zach Davis: And a huge crash and burn by Roy Speede right there!

Shannan Lerch: One has to wonder how much that’ll cost him.

Haden smirks and looks out of the ring at Speede, and then springboards off the top rope, catching Speede with two knees to the back at ringside. He rolls backward and to his feet, and then pulls Speede up and rolls him into the ring.

Zach Davis: That was a huge move by Haden!

Shannan Lerch: And Roy is hurting! I don’t see how he’s even able to move after that one! It could’ve easily severed his spine!

Haden approaches the ladder set up at ringside, and slides it into the ring as well. He climbs up onto the ring apron and smirks, seeing Speede is still down, and then steps between the ropes and sets up one of the tables. He grabs Speede and pulls him up, putting him on his back on top of the table. He climbs up onto one edge of the table and pulls Speede to his feet bent over, setting him up for what appears to be a powerbomb!

Zach Davis: And it looks like Haden is really setting up to do some major damage here!

Shannan Lerch: I don’t know how much more of this Speede can take!

Haden lifts Speede part-way for the powerbomb, but Speede struggles, and then hits Haden with a back body drop that lands him in the middle of the ring. Speede looks down at him, and then points out at the crowd before taking off, and connecting with a swanton bomb! He continues rolling forward and to his feet, and bounces off the ropes enroute to landing on top of Haden’s gut a second time with a running senton! He gets up first, holding his lower back in pain, and sets up the ladder in the center of the ring. He starts to climb slowly, but at the second rung, Haden grabs hold of his ankle from a partially downed position, and pulls him off the ladder!

Zach Davis: And just when it looked like Speede had this thing turned around, Haden is fighting back into it!

Shannan Lerch: But with the way Speede connected on a couple of nice moves there, it looks like Haden’s got the wind knocked out of him. If Speede can follow up his moves from earlier, he might be able to pull through!

Speede drops back to the mat on his feet and pulls Haden up the rest of the way to his feet. He holds his arms out in frustration and the two exchange words for a moment before Haden kicks Speede in the balls. Speede falls to his knees in pain, and Haden grabs the back of Speede’s head, giving him a knee to the face before slamming him face first into the mat. He rolls out of the ring, grabbing a steel chair, and comes back into the ring as Speede grabs the bottom rope, starting to pull himself up.

Zach Davis: Steel chair alert! This can’t be good!

Shannan Lerch: We’ll see what happens, but I hope for the sake of both men that this thing ends quickly.

Haden approaches and smashes the chair into Speede’s back, the sound echoing loudly throughout the arena as Speede slumps against the second rope. As he regains his grip on the ropes, Haden smashes the chair a second time into Speede’s back, then a third and a fourth, and then smirks as Speede falls to the mat on his back. He lifts it, turning it, and jabs it at an angle into Speede’s ribs, and then drops the chair and looks over at the ladder and at the tables.

Zach Davis: Uh-oh! What’s Haden got in mind now?

Shannan Lerch: It looks like he’s going to put Speede through a world of hurt!

Haden goes over to the table, and picks up the one that hasn’t yet been set up. He straightens the legs out, and then puts the table ON TOP of the other table, turning it into a tower. He pulls Speede up, and drags him toward the corner, and once there, he climbs up to the top turnbuckle, pulling Speede up with him.

Zach Davis: Oh no! This is going to end badly for Roy it appears!

Shannan Lerch: Or for Haden, one of the two!

Speede gets to the second turnbuckle, and Haden tries to lift him up into a powerbomb position, but Speede blocks it, and shoves Haden, who falls to one side, landing on the ground outside the ring. Speede drops down from the turnbuckle and circles around to the ladder, holding his ribs which are in obvious pain. The crowd chants on.

Crowd: LET’S GO ROY SPEEDE LET’S GO! < CLAP! > < CLAP! >

Crowd: LET’S GO ROY SPEEDE LET’S GO! < CLAP! > < CLAP! >

Speede starts to climb the ladder, going slowly and one rung at a time, but on the outside of the ring, Haden begins to stir.

Zach Davis: Come on, Roy! End it! Get to the title!

Shannan Lerch: Can he make it? Haden’s almost up!

Haden gets to his feet with Speede on the fourth rung from the top. He takes another step up and reaches up, his arms not quite long enough to reach with only two more steps left to climb. Haden slides into the ring and Speede sees him, and Haden starts to climb the other side of the ladder!

Crowd: LET’S GO ROY SPEEDE LET’S GO! < CLAP! > < CLAP! >

Zach Davis: This can’t be good! One of these two men are going to end up getting seriously hurt!

Shannan Lerch: And not a single soul in the entire arena would want to miss seeing this!

Haden gets to the second to last rung on the ladder, and Speede gets to his level to match him face to face, and Haden swings a punch that connects with Speede’s jaw. He sways backward, before pulling himself back toward Haden and connecting with one of his own that sends Haden spinning, and almost falling off the ladder before Speede catches him by the wrist.

Zach Davis: What?!

Shannan Lerch: Speede just saved his own cousin from falling off the ladder! He could’ve had this thing won if he’d let him fall!

Zach Davis: I don’t know what ‘The Silver Lining’ is thinking here!

Shannan Lerch: Maybe that’s it, Zach! Maybe he thinks there’s still a little silver lining in Haden’s corrupted soul!

Speede pulls Haden backward, wrapping him up into a full nelson, and then pulls him up into the air. He turns slightly, and hits Haden with the Silver Bullet off the top of the ladder, sending him through both tables!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! SILVER BULLET THROUGH TWO TABLES OFF A LADDER!

Shannan Lerch: And Speede stayed put! he’s got it won!

Speede cringes, grabbing at his arm in pain, holding carefully to the top of the ladder, and after a moment reaches up and unhooks his Hardcore Championship belt. He raises it in the air with one arm while holding onto the ladder with the other.

< DING-DING-DING! >

Kyle Steel: The winner of this match, and still the Hardcore champion, ROY SPEEEEDE!

Bishop/Priest vs The Red River Coalition

"John" by Lil Wayne hits the PA as Bishop and Priest come from backstage. Priest clutches a piece of lumber romantically as they walk down to the ring, sliding in and approaching opposite turnbuckles. They then climb the ropes and throw their arms up to boos from the crowd.

Zach Davis: Here we go with this tag-team war... the massive Bishop and Priest going against WCF's newest Tag Team, the Red River Coalition!

Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring at this time, BISHOP AND PRIEST!

"Southern Renegade" by Moccasin Creek starts playing as Adam Young and Corey Moon start towards the ring in matching black "Red River Coalition" t-shirts. They high five each other and then turn towards the fans and give them a one bird salute. The fans are booing and hissing as they climb into the ring.

Kyle Steel: And their opponents, 'The Villain' Adam Young and Corey 'Moondog' Moon, THE RED RIVER COALITION!

Shannan Lerch: Oh boy, Adam Young! I can't wait!

*ding*

Corey Moon and Bishop start the match. Moon and Bishop tie-up, Bishop getting the advantage quickly; with a knee lift and a snap suplex, Bishop tosses the smaller Moon over with authority.

Zach Davis: We haven't seen much out of this Corey Moon yet; I wonder if this is the match where he finally gets to shine!

Bishop catches him with a boot to the face as Corey Moon rises.

Shannan Lerch: Doesn't look like it, Zach.

Bishop whips Moon to the ropes- Moon counters a backdrop with a float-over, then wraps Bishop's arms in his and attempts a backslide. After a few seconds, the much heavier bishop goes over.

Zach Davis: Cover? 1...no, one count only on one half of Team Beatdown, Bishop-

Shannan Lerch: Young and Moon have their work cut out for them here, Bishop and Priest may be slow but they're huge.

Bishop catches 'Moondog' Corey Moon's fist mid-punch and shoves him back into his corner- Moondog tags in Adam Young and the Villain springs into action nailing Bishop with a huge dropkick. Moon and Young both hit Bishop with chops to the chest, then lay the larger man down with a double-team suplex.

Zach Davis: Red River Coalition getting the job done now- Priest looks crazy, like he wants in there real bad...

Shannan Lerch: Or he just misses his wife!

Zach Davis: Priest is married?

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, didn't you see her when they came down to the ring? She's kinda trampy, but I can't hate. She makes it work for her.

Corey Moon puts Bishop into a Boston Crab; Adam Young puts Bishop into a modified Camel Clutch. As Bishop is bent in half, the referee comes over to get Corey Moon out of the ring; Priest grabs his wood and takes Adam Young's head off with it.

Zach Davis: Did you see that? Priest just tee'd off on the Villain while the ref's back was turned- even Moon didn't see his partner get clobbered!

Shannan Lerch: I guess that's what villains get, Zach.

Priest tosses his lumber out of the ring, then returns to his corner... Bishop and Adam Young are both down for the count. Bishop begins climbing to his feet; Young does the same. Bishop nails Adam Young with an atomic drop, then makes the tag to Priest.

Zach Davis: Now Priest is in-legally, I might add- and it looks like Adam Young's troubles are just beginning. Bishop and Priest go to return the favor and give Young a double-suplex... Young kicks his legs and gives both men a DDT!

Shannan Lerch: Now that's a comeback! Adam Young must've gotten a concussion from Priest's wife-

Zach Davis: That is NOT his wife, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: What do YOU know about matrimony? You've been single for forever, and I'm actually IN a wedding tonight!

Zach Davis: Ah yes, the Unstable Elements' wedding tonight- what the hell?!

Adam Young gives Priest some sort of full-nelson slam, then covers him- Bishop lifts Young off of Priest as the ref yells for him to leave the ring, then throws Adam Young right into the ref.

Zach Davis: We've got a massive ref bump here... and here comes another referee to finish this match up! Young crotches Bishop... ducks a boot from Priest, and dumps hm to the mat with a tremendous sidewalk slam! I didn't know the Villain had such power!

Shannan Lerch: He's constantly underestimated, Zach.

Corey Moon pulls Bishop out of the ring by his feet as Bishop kicks at the 'Moondog'... in the ring, Young puts Priest into an arm-wringer, but gets a left-handed lariat from Priest for his troubles. Priest wastes no time, lifting Adam Young up by his neck and sitout choke-bombing him to the mat.

Zach Davis: What impact by Priest! Cover!

1....

2....

3! Bishop and Priest get the win!

Kyle Steel: Your winners of the match... BISHOP and PRIEST!

Shannan Lerch: Priest with a big win, and in front of his woman no less! Big victory here for the Darkside.

Zach Davis: If that guy's married to a piece of wood then I'm Wile E. Coyote.

Waylon Cash vs Michael Santiago vs Kale Windsor vs Ryan Blake

Zach Davis: We've got a four way exhibition match now.

Shannan Lerch: Waylon Cash saw this as just another midcard match, showing that Seth doesn't like him. Which is right, actually; Seth doesn't like drug addicts.

Zach Davis: Oh come on!

The opening trumpet riff of "White Trash Renegade blares over the PA systems as red and orange strobe lights flash. Suddenly the strobes stop, and Waylon Cash comes running out onto the entrance ramp. He runs back and forth, illiciting cheers from the crowd on either side before dancing his way towards the ring, Roxxanne Savage following behind him. Sliding under the bottom rope, Waylon helps his manager in, before running and jumping onto the second turnbuckle. He raises his fist hig in the air, soaking up the cheering of the fans.

"King of my World" by Saliva cues up over the P.A. system and red strobe lights flood the entrance ramp. The silhouette of a man fills the tunnel and finally Michael Santiago emerges, drawing in the boos and cheers of the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He jumps up on the ring apron and climbs through the second rope, looking around at the fans filling the arena, Michael taunts the fans in the center of the ring as the music begins to fade out.

The song starts and the lights strobe as Kale Windsor steps out on the stage at the top of the ramp. Kale stands there for a moment, as if he's taking in all of the love in the area {he pays no mind to the boos, for he feels everyone loves him}. He casually walks down the rampway towards the ring. Once at the ring he slides in under the ropes. He then stands in the middle of the ring as if he's king of the world while each ring post pops with pyros.

To Be Loved by Papa Roach starts and there are a spot light on the stage. Some fans boo some cheer. Ryan Blake steps on the stage of the arena and begins to run down the ramp. He then slides on his stomach into the ring, then comes to his feet. He walks to the far turnbuckle steps on the first rope and raises his arms to the fans and bounces on the rope. He then does the same on the opposite corner turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: The bell sounds, here we go!

Cash and Windsor go right for each other, Windsor ducks a Clothesline and fires away with a few rights and lefts. Blake and Santiago hang back, letting Cash and Windsor fight.

Zach Davis: Blake and Santiago are former Tag Team Champions... a big advantage if they use that to work for them.

Windsor throws Cash to the ropes and follows up with a big Northern Lights Suplex as he comes back. Santiago and Blake choose now to go on the attack; they both hit Kale Windsor from behind.

Shannan Lerch: Smart tactics. Not the most courageous, but smart.

Santiago and Blake throw Kale to the ropes, but as Kale comes back he dives and hits them both with a Double Clothesline. Kale Windsor then drops them both with a Double DDT!

Zach Davis: Nice!

Blake and Santiago each roll out of the ring. This allows Waylon Cash to go back on the attack, he spins Windsor around and hits a few forearm shots to the head before throwing him to the ropes. As Windsor is coming back Cash hits him with a Snap Powerslam!, into the pin.

One.

Two.

No! Windsor kicks out.

Shannan Lerch: Beautiful move from the former World Champion.. as much as I hate to say it.

Cash stomps at Windsor a few times before sliding out onto the apron. Windsor stumbles up and Cash is about to Springboard, but Blake and Santiago grab him from outside and pull him down.

Zach Davis: Former TPA members strike again!

Blake and Santiago throw Cash into the stairs. They're about to climb back into the ring, but Windsor runs at them and hits a Baseball Slide, hitting both of them. They stumble back. Windsor then throws his body over the top rope, landing on both of the former Tag Team Champs!

Shannan Lerch: Kale Windsor, going all out here!

Windsor gets up and is immediately met with a Clothesline from Waylon Cash. Cash slides Windsor back into the move, then Springboards over it, hitting Windsor with a Crossbody! He doesn't go for the pin quite yet, Windsor stumbles up once more and Cash runs at him and hits a High Knee before wrapping him up in a Texas Cloverleaf!

Zach Davis: Georgia Two Step! This could be it for Kale Windsor!

Windsor screams in pain as Cash has the move locked in perfectly. Kale shakes his head, refusing to tap out, refusing to give up. He crawls towards the ropes...

Shannan Lerch: Can he make it?

...and eventually grabs them! The ref forces Cash to break it up. Cash lifts Windsor up and puts him in the butterfly position.

Zach Davis: He's going for the Killshot now!

But Windsor reverses it with a Back Bodydrop! Cash stumbles back to his feet and Windsor kicks him, hitting a Swinging Neckbreaker afterwards!

Shannan Lerch: 90210! Kale could have it here!

Kale Windsor drops, pinning the former World Champion.

One!

Two!

NO! Cash kicks out!

Zach Davis: He almost had it!

Blake and Santiago are back in the ring; they grab Kale Windsor and throw him out of the ring, sending him crashing into the guardrail. They then turn to Cash, but Cash is already up!, he Springboards and hits Blake with a Springboard Back Elbow, sending him flying out of the ring. He then kicks Santiago, puts him in the Butterfly position, and hits a Brainbuster.

Shannan Lerch: THERE IT IS! The Killshot! Ugh..

Cash pins Santiago.

One.

Two.

Three.

Zach Davis: Waylon Cash picks up the win!

The crowd cheers as Cash stumbles to his feet, getting his arm raised. From outside the ring, Kale Windsor glares angrily.

No Disqualification Match
Joel Hall vs Outcast vs Hank Lane

"Reach and touch faith" screams over the speakers as Marilyn Mansons' "Personal Jesus" plays. Outcast walks out of the backstage onto the ramps as Jeff Hardy style explosions goes off.

Your own, personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there

Outcast walks down the ramp to a mixed reaction, mostly boos now. He stops half way down the ramp and raises his right arm slowly up the the hair with his hand open, then slowly closes it to make a fist. He continues to walk down the ramp. He walks to some ring side fans and points to his NCW shirt. He trades words with the fans then gives them the finger and turns around to walk up the stairs leading to the ring. He slowly gets into the ring and walks to the middle. He looks around the arena slowly, then walks to his respective corner and sits on the top turnbuckle.

The arena goes dark. Suddenly, a voice can be heard.

"This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with us!"

Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot is blasted through the arena. The crowd cheers as the intro of the song is played. Pyro is blasted on stage, which causes the lights to come back on. Out from backstage, Joel Hall comes out. He is wearing a black trenchcoat and a random kabuki mask. He looks around the arena.

"I fight for the unconventional
My right, and its unconditional
I can only, be as real as i can
The disadvantage is
I never knew the plan
This isn't the way just to be a martyr
I cant, walk alone any longer
I fight, for the ones who can't fight
And if I lose, at least I tried"

Joel walks down the ramp and looks straight ahead at the ring. He stops and looks back at the stage.

"We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots"

Then, Joel jumps on the canvas and rolls over the ropes, entering the ring. He takes his mask off and throws it into the crowd. He goes onto each turnbuckle and looks at the crowd.

"I won't, be the inconsequential
I won't, be the wasted potential
I can make it, as severe as I can
Until you realize
You'll never take a stand
It isn't, just a one-sided version
We've dealt, with a manic subversion
And I won't, let the truth be perverted
And I won't leave another victim deserted"

At the final turnbuckle, after looking at the crowd, he raises his right arm with a devil horns sign. He gets off and takes his trenchcoat off. He does some stretches while he waits for his opponent.

'Riding The Storm Out' by REO Speedwagon begins playing on the Jumbo-Tron as Hank 'Thunder' Lane makes his way towards the ring. He is wearing a long Satin robe with Thunder on the back of it in Diamonds. As he passes by the announcers table he grabs a mic from one of them and takes it into the ring with him.

Hank 'Thunder' Lane: Now I want ALL of you Fat, Disgusting, Out of shape worthless pieces of crap need to shut the hell up while I take my robe off. Gaze upon what Perfection is all about.

He throws the mic down and takes his robe off. His Muscular body is glistened with sweat and shines under the light. He has on a pair of Black wrestling trunks with Thunder on the back of them. The crowd is a mixture of cheers and boos as he hands the robe over the ropes to the ring girl. He goes to his corner and waits for the bell to ring.

As the bell rings Joel Hall and Outcast both begin swinging on Hank 'Thunder' Lane. Hall connects with a right that sends Lane staggering backwards. Outcast follows that up with a clothesline that knocks Lane over the ropes and onto the floor. Hall grabs Outcast and hits him with a back suplex into a bridge for a pin attempt. Outcast kicks out before the referee can even begin to count. Hall throws Outcast into the ropes. Outcast ducks a clothesline and hits the ropes on the other side. Hall turns around just a split second too late and is hit with a flying clothesline that knocks him to the mat. Outcast backs up towards the ropes and is hit with a chair from behind as Lane makes his way back into the action. Hall gets up from the affects of the clothesline and dropkicks Outcast over the ropes and onto the floor. Lane grabs Hall and hits him with a snap mare suplex. Lane picks up Hall once more and holds him vertical for what seems like ages before slamming him onto the mat. Outcast attempts to get back into the ring and is hit with a drop kick that sends him airborne and onto the steel railing. Lane goes back over by Hall and leans down to pick him up. Hall wraps him up in a cradle as the ref begins to count.

1

2

No, Lane powers out of it. Hall picks up Lane and throws him into the turnbuckle. Hall follows through with a splash and steps back as Lane begins slipping to the mat. Hall picks him up and begins pounding his head into the turnbuckle as the crowd counts each hit.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Uh Oh, Outcast hammers Hall from behind with a chair. Hall slams into Lane. Outcast grabs Hall and throws him across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. Outcast sets the chair up in the center of the ring and goes after Hall. Outcast grabs Hall and bodyslams him onto the steel chair.

Outside the ring, Lane is setting up a table and pouring lighter fluid onto it. Lane jumps up onto the ring apron without being noticed and hits Outcast from behind with a stinging clothesline that sends him into Hall and the chair. Lane pulls a lighter out of his trunks and lights it. He throws the lighter onto the table and smiles as it bursts into flames. Lane grabs Outcast and climbs up to the top rope with him. Lane holds high into the air and then jumps with him in his arms onto the burning table with a powerslam! The flames go out and Lane pins Outcast.

One!

Two!

Three!

Zach Davis: Holy... wow.

Shannan Lerch: We've been quiet this whole match because we've been in awe of the hardcoreness of it all... but Hank Lane just picked up quite a victory here.

Lane rolls off of the table. As he does, Joel Hall attacks him! After his hard fought victory, Hall picks Lane up and hits a Go To Sleep!

Zach Davis: That's his Romance Is Dead! Damn.

Shannan Lerch: Joel Hall didn't even want Hank Lane in this match, and he is pissed!

Hall leaves as Outcast and Lane are hurting.

Internet Title Match
Johnny Stylez vs Stuart Slane

Zach Davis: And now, as if this show wasn't stupid crazy already, our next match is for the WCF Internet Championship.

Shannan Lerch: since this belts introduction earlier this year, we've seen some crazy-ass people hold it, including the two men you're about to see right now, Stuart Slane and Johnny Stylez.

~*~ 4:19 ~*~
-GoT-
-A-
-MiNuTe?!?-
-Flashes over the titantron,

Zach Davis: Speaking of Stylez...

Green smoke begins to fill the entry way. The arena goes completely black…and then

~ExPLoSiOn~
-Looking Back At Me-
-I See That I Never Really Got It Right-
- I Never Stopped To Think Of You-
-I’m Always Wrapped Up In Things I Cannot Win-
-You Are The Antidote That Gets Me By-
- Something Strong Like A Drug That Gets Me-
-H.I.G.H.-

Cold by Crossfade plays over the loud speaker as out struts the Paragona of Americana , LA Johnny Stylez.

Zach Davis: Johnny Stylez is no stranger to this belt, and he believes he should be the rightful champion.

Shannan Lerch: ...and to win that belt back he's going to need to go toe-to-toe with the Scoutmaster himself. Seriously, going up against the Scoutmaster is like going up against a bear, you think you know what you'll do in case it happens, but when it comes time to throw down, you just fucking forget everything.

But before he can even start down the ramp way, Stuart Slane runs out from behind the curtains, charging Styles from behind, he takes a huge axe handle slamming it into Styles back.

Shannan Lerch: See what I mean?

Zach Davis: The referee is calling for the bell, this match is officially underway!

Styles lurches forward from the blow grunting loudly in pain. before Styles can works his way back to his feet, Slane raises the big piece of wood above his head, bringing the butt of the handle on the back of the head. Styles screams in pain from the blow. Stuart is relentless, raising the axe handle several times bringing it down crashing hard on Johnny, his head, ribs, working over the entire body.

Zach Davis: Stuart Slane has control of the match, but will it last?

Slane then grabs Styles by the hair, muscling up Mr. L.A, to his knees, He takes the piece of lumber, places it across Johnny's larynx and begins choking him. The fans boo, thrown trash begins to litter the ramp way.

Shannan Lerch: I'm sure Slane is going to fine all these fans for littering as soon as the match is over.

Zach Davis: The fans showing their disdain for The Scoutmaster in true wrestling fashion here tonight!

Once satisfied that Styles is sufficiently weakened, Stuart drags him to the ring, using his massive strength, Slane picks Styles up, then dead lifts him overhead holding him high in the air before tossing Styles through the middle ropes into the ring.

Putting the axe handle by the ring post Slane slides into the ring after Styles. Stalking his opponent, staying behind Styles back, once Johnny is able to work his way back to his feet, he looks around trying to find Slane. Turning around he is hit with a hard running shoulder tackle that knocks him back to the mat. Slane then stomps viciously all over Styles, reminiscent of the Garvin stomp, working over the entire body, finally slamming his boot down on Johnny's head, hold it their pushing Styles face into the mat.

Zach Davis: Hot damn, The Scoutmaster is on Beast Mode tonight! He has not let Stylez get in a single move the entire match!

Slane grabs Johnny by the head slowly lifting him up, Styles throws several stiff shots to the midsection of the Scoutmaster, trying to fight his way back into the match. Styles throws one last punch, then throws himself forward, headbutting Slane in the stomach. Slane stumbles back a few steps, Styles quickly makes his way to his feet, throwing himself into the ropes for momentum charging Slane, the Scoutmaster quickly twist his body in such a way that he catches Styles in his, does a hard twist catching his opponent in a powerslam. Slane quickly hooks the leg as the ref begins the count

Shannan Lerch: First pinfall of the match, can The Scoutmaster do it?

ONE!

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TWO!
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kick out.

Zach Davis: Stylez showing that he's not quite done yet.

Slane looks up at the ref, who holds two fingers up to Slane's dismay. Slane quickly gets to his knees, then pounds Styles head with several hard fists, the ref warns Slane about using closed fists but the Scoutmaster just shrugs him off. Getting to his feet he then viciously stomps on the head and chest of Styles.

Zach Davis: You know, for bragging about being an upstanding citizen and whatnot, Slane sure as hell blatantly disobeyed the refs orders.

Shannan Lerch: Does it look like he gives a shit?

Zach Davis: Well...

Shannan Lerch: Exactly.

The Ref forces himself between the two competitors. Giving Slane a warning about the rules of engagement, Scoutmaster doesn't care, nor does he want to hear any of it. Shoving his way past the ref he storms to Styles, helping him up, Styles gets a quick burst of energy, popping to his feet throwing his arms up forcing Stuart to release his hold, Styles then throws several hard right hands rocking Scoutmaster backwards.

Zach Davis: And Johnny is finally getting in some offence in this match! Can he capitalize?

Styles then goes to the ropes bouncing off hitting a cross body block, falling on top of Stuart for a pin attempt.

Zach Davis: This could be it!

ONE!
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TWO!
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A strong kick out by Stuart, literally bench pressing Styles off of him, tossing him a foot or so in the air and away from him.

Shannan Lerch: OUCH! That slam sounded like it hurt!

Styles looks at Slane, wide eyes at the show of strength. Looking around at the crowd in dismay, he hastily continues the turning of the tide by grabbing Stuart Slane in a headlock. Throwing an arm over his neck Styles lifts his opponent in the air, then dropping him back first to the mat. Stuart sits up with a cocky smile taunting the crowd before rolling over with a weak cover attempt.

ONE!

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TWO!

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Slane easily shoves Styles off, rolling over trying to get away from Styles.

Zach Davis: It appears that the match has sort of become a back-and-forth deal, will it stay like that?

Shannan Lerch: In a word, no.

Once outside the ring. Styles struts around the ring soaking in the mix of boo's and cheers as Slane looks on, rethinking his game plan.

Using the full ten count before stepping back into the ring, Slane and Styles hook up, Slane uses his strength advantage to force Styles towards the ring post, quickly Styles steps to the side reversing the momentum forcing Stuart into the corner. The ref tells Styles to break the hold. The referee steps in between the two forcing the break, Slane takes advantage of the ref being out of position to poke Styles in the eye. Styles screams in pain, grabbing at his eye. the ref looks around a tad confused. Stuart quickly moves in with a clothesline, Styles ducks the move, running to the ropes hitting another cross body block, hooking the leg hoping for a quick pin...

ONE!

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TWO!
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Stuart easily kicks out.

Zach Davis: Stuart has been on the offensive most of the match, you think with Styles becoming more dangeorus as the match goes on, you think that Stuart's gonna' slip?

Shannan Lerch: It depends on how the rest of the match goes. If it goes like it has been, perhaps.

Styles throws several hard shots to the head of the Scoutmaster. Pointing out to the fans, he hits the ropes again. But this time, Stuart Slane is ready, he bends down catching Styles on the way back, lifting him up high several feet over his head, Styles comes crashing down from a good 8 feet in the air onto the mat. Quickly sitting up clutching his back in pain, Stuart presses on, delivering several stiff pointed kicks to the back, aiming for the spine particularly. Stuart grabs a handful of Styles hair, forcefully pulling him back to his feet, pulling him back quickly wrapping his arm around Styles head, Slane grabs a handful of Styles pants, lifting him up then slamming him back down headfirst into the mat.

Zach Davis: And yet more underhanded tactics from Slane. You'd imagine the ref would've caught on by now.

Shannan Lerch: It ain't cheating unless you get caught, Zach.

Scoutmaster grabs Styles again, yanking him up, wrapping his arms around the waist, snapping his hips, picking Styles up, lifting him over his head slamming Styles back to the mat with a german suplex, Slane keeps his arms tightly locked, rolling over he muscles Styles back up to his feet, woozy from the suplex, Styles still tries to fight out, grabbing Slanes hands hoping to pry them loose, but before he can get a firm grip, Stuart snaps his hips again, tossing Styles backwards onto his back and head again, Stuart repeats the steps, forcing Styles to his feet, this time Styles has a little less fight. Stuart has a sickly evil smile on his face this time. Looking around to see where they are positioned in the ring, he takes several steps closer to the nearest turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: Oh crap...

Shannan Lerch: This looks like it's gonna' hurt!

With Styles still trying to get out of the hold. Stuart headbutts Styles in the back of the head, then snaps his hips one last time, tossing Styles over head releasing him this time, the fans gasp in horror as the back of Styles head crashes hard into the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: GOD DAMN! Everyone in this arena could hear that! Stylez must be in a world of pain right now!

Styles crumples to the ground, seemingly motionless. Stuart gets to his feet checking over his handiwork.

Shannan Lerch: I think Slane has this one in the bag!

Just as Stuart prepares to grab Styles leg, pulling him to the center of the ring. Tommy Kain comes running down the ramp way.

Zach Davis: WHAT?! TOMMY KAIN IS GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS!

Spotting the wooden axe handle he grabs it, then attempts to climb into the ring and use it on Scoutmaster. Slane steps away, pointing the ref to do something about this. The ref steps up to Tommy preventing him from stepping into the ring, threatening to disqualify Stylez if Tommy interjects himself in the match.

Zach Davis: Stylez Misfit cohort may have just saved his bacon right here, folks!

While the ref is busy with Kain, Pugh makes his way through the crowd, hoping the guardrail quickly sliding into the ring. Slane reacts quickly, throwing a thumb into Pugh's eye, then leaning down, planting his shoulder into Pugh's midsection, muscling him up and over the ropes causing the big man to crash land hard onto the mat outside the ring.

Zach Davis: And now Ryan Pugh is involved! This is getting out of hand.

Slane then turns his focus back to the ref arguing with Tommy Kain, as the two fight for possession of the axe handle, Stuart spots Ophelia Pain sprinting down the ramp way. looking back down to Pugh, who is making his way back to his feet, Slane realizes what is going on. He runs over grabbing the axe handle clocking Tommy across the head with it. Then with the piece of lumber in hand, he slides out of the ring, knowing the numbers game could cost him the match he gets ready to make a hasty retreat through the crowd.

Shannan Lerch: What the... this is all out madness.

The ref sees that the Scoutmaster is escaping through the crowd. Ophelia Pain backpeddles up the ramp, but the ref sees her, and Ryan Pugh also, and realizes that the Misfits have been trying to interfere. After a moment of contemplation, he gets on the microphone with Kyle Steel.

Kyle Steel: The referee has determined that due to the actions of both parties, this match-

The fans boo, but it turns out Slane has looped back around and slides back into the ring before Kyle can finish. Stylez was stumbling up, but Slane grabs him from behind and puts him in a Half Nelson, into an Olympic Slam!

Zach Davis: Whale Hunt!, out of nowhere!

Slane drops and pins Stylez. The ref, taken by surprise, drops down and counts.

One.

Two.

Three!

Shannan Lerch: The Scoutmaster retains!

The Scoutmaster's music hits and he quickly grabs the Internet Title, sliding out and heading to the back before the Misfits can go back on the attack. Pugh and Kain get into the ring, angry at what just happened. They help Stylez to his feet; Stylez is livid too. Stylez grabs the microphone.

Johnny Stylez: SETH f'n LERCH! Did you see what happened? One of your incompetent referees just SCREWED me yet again! What are you-

Master of Puppets hits.

Zach Davis: Huh. Seth is actually going to come out here and address this.

Seth Lerch steps out from the back; he seems a little more drunk than he was earlier in the evening.

Seth Lerch: Johnny... Stylez! I'm glad you called me out bro, you're just the man I wanna talk to.

Stylez is puzzled.

Seth Lerch: I have a proposition for you. Look man, you've already held the Internet Title, you don't want that thing again. How about... how about movin' on up! I'll give you a Hardcore Title shot next week!

The crowd gives a mixed reaction; Stylez seems pleased.

Seth Lerch: HOWEVER... you've gotta convince Ophelia Pain to be my date to the Unstable Elements wedding later tonight!

The crowd boos this one; Stylez laughs.

Johnny Stylez: Seriously, Seth? Even I couldn't convince her to do that! But listen, you give me that Hardcore Title shot anyway or I'll punch your teeth down your throat, okay?

Seth actually appears scared.

Seth Lerch: Erm, uh... ughhh FINE!

Seth leaves before he causes any more trouble. The Misfits leave the ring and head to the back as well.

Zach Davis: Well... there you have it! Johnny Stylez gets a Hardcore Title shot next week.

Shannan Lerch: And the Scoutmaster steals a win here tonight.

United States Title Match
Johnny Reb vs Steve Orbit

The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As the he walks down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down, ready for the match to begin.

Zach Davis: Here is Johnny Reb. He made it perfectly clear earlier in the week that despite his, uh... being from the future and all.... he wants that US Title.

"Flashlight" by Parlaiment Funkadellic plays o ver the PA. The arena goes dark and a pink strobe light flashes throughout the arena. Small pink lights swirl around the crowd and the entire arena and eventually converge into one big pink spotlight as "The Mack" Steve Orbit and Golden Joey appear at the top of the aisle. Steve walks ahead of Golden Joey, talking to girls who mostly give him disgusted looks, which he is oblivious to and continues blowing kisses and making rude, sexual comments. At ringside he begins the process of taking off whatever pimp attire he is wearing that night, whether its a mink coat, designer suit, etc and always hands his gold chains and his hat to Golden Joey. His in-ring attire consists of black spandex shorts with "Pimpin" on the back in pink, and pink boots. He has a body that resembles a model more than a wrestler, he is perfectly chiseled and cut, but he is not huge and muscular like some wrestlers. He continues to "flirt" with the girls in the crowd as he enters the ring. When he hits the ring he raises the TV title in the air and smiles nods as the crowd mostly boos, with a small section of Orbit fans cheering him on.

Shannan Lerch: And here is former Perfect Alliance member, Steve Orbit. After being turned on by Odin Balfore, however, he left the group.

Zach Davis: This is going to be quite a match, methinks.

The bell sounds. Orbit and Reb both start the match off tentatively, getting closer to one another but circling around the ring before tying up. Once they do, Reb gets the advantage, pushing Orbit into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break... Reb obliges. They tie up again, and this time Orbit gets the advantage, and the two again end up in a corner. Orbit gives Reb the break... and then goes to hit him with a Backhand Slap!

Shannan Lerch: Pimp Slap! Out of nowhere!

However, Reb saw it coming and sidesteps out of the way. He shoves Orbit against the turnbuckle instead and hits him with several forerm strikes to the head, followed by several kicks. Before Orbit can sag too low, Reb climbs up and starts punching him. The crowd counts along with each punch. One! Two! Three! Four!...

Crowd: Five! Six! Seven! Eight!...

No, Orbit grabs him and steps forward, hitting a Reverse Atomic Drop! Reb stumbles forward and Orbit spins him around, hitting a Gutwrench Powerbomb into a pin.

One!

Two!

No! Reb kicks out.

Zach Davis: Not going to defeat Johnny Reb that easily!

Orbit stays right on the attack. He stands up and kicks at Reb a few times before lifting him up and hitting a Short Arm Clothesline and sending him back down. Orbit then begins climbing to the top.

Shannan Lerch: The US Champ pressing his advantage by going high risk here... not always one of Orbit's strong suits, but when you're in the ring against Johnny Reb, that's the kind of thing you have to resort to sometimes.

Orbit flies off the top, going for a Senton Splash!, but Reb rolls out of the way! Orbit gets to his feet, holding his back, but Reb grabs him and drops him with a Jawbreaker. Orbit stumbles backwards and Reb runs to the ropes, Springboards, and then hits him with a Flying Head Scissors. Orbit flies out of the ring. Again, Orbit stumbles up, slowly, and Reb runs towards he and the ropes...

Zach Davis: Oh shit-

Reb hits a Suicide Dive on Orbit! The fans are on their feet, and Reb immediately stands up afterwards, pumped up. He picks Orbit up and throws him onto the spanish announce table.

Shannan Lerch: Dios mio!

Reb then climbs onto the apron, looks behind him, to make sure Orbit hasn't moved... Reb Springboards and hits a Moonsault Leg Drop, sending Orbit crashing through the table!

Zach Davis: Holy crap! We're only a few minutes into this match and we've already gotten a broken announce table!

Shannan Lerch: Clearly, Johnny Reb wants to bring that United States Title to Pantheon.

After a moment of recuperation, Reb picks Orbit up and slides him into the ring. Reb pins the Champ.

One.

Two.

No! Orbit kicks out!

Zach Davis: Ever since Steve Orbit arrived here, he's been one of the winningest guys in the company. He isn't going to let that change without a fight.

Shannan Lerch: Reb is super experienced in big match situations, one advantage he has over Orbit in the WCF right now.

Reb stomps Orbit a few times before climbing to the top. He looks around before flying off the turnbuckle...

Zach Davis: CONFEDERATE CANNONBALL!

Orbit is up however and catches Reb with a CODEBREAKER!

Shannan Lerch: HOLY SHIT!

Orbit hits it in midair! The crowd is on their feet after such a huge move. Orbit throws his arm over Reb to pin him.

ONE!

TWO!

NO! Reb gets the shoulder up!

Zach Davis: I thought it was over! What a move!

Orbit rolls off Reb, breathing heavily. He looks to continue pressing his attack, and he grabs Reb's head and locks her in a grounded Sleeper hold.

Shannan Lerch: No one does a Sleeper Hold like Steve Orbit... Pimp Dreams!

Reb struggles for several moments before going limp, the life in his eyes slowly fading away. The ref lifts his arm.... and it drops.

Zach Davis: This just may be it for the Inveterate Confederate.

The ref raises it again... and again, it drops.

Shannan Lerch: Once more, and Orbit retains the belt.

The crowd is chanting for Reb as the ref raises his arm one last time.... and Reb doesn't let it drop! The crowd cheers as Reb begins to work his way up, and eventually elbows Orbit in the gut several times, breaking free. Reb drops Orbit with a Facebreaker DDT!

Zach Davis: OOF!

Reb runs to the turnbuckle, getting up as fast as he can, giving it his all. As Orbit stumbles to his feet Reb flies off and executes a Corkscrew Shooting Star DDT.

Shannan Lerch: SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL! We've got a new Champ!

Reb pins Orbit, hooking the leg!

ONE!

TWO!

NO! ORBIT KICKS OUT!

Zach Davis: Whaaaa!? I don't believe it!

Shannan Lerch: How'd Orbit kick out of THAT?

Reb sighs, thinking he had it that time. He kicks Orbit a few times before climbing up to the top rope once more.

Zach Davis: Reb is looking to put Orbit away for good.

Shannan Lerch: Time for some Southern Discomfort!

But Orbit summons all his strength to dive onto the ropes, causing Reb to crotch himself half way up. Orbit staggers over and climbs up with him, clubbing him in the back a few times before carefully positioning his legs and executing a Spider German Suplex from the top rope!

Zach Davis: DAMN! What a move!

Reb hits the mat hard while Orbit stays on the turnbuckle. Orbit positions himself... and flies off with a Somersault Senton Splash!

Shannan Lerch: OAKLAND SPLASH! ORBIT HITS IT!

Orbit hooks Reb's leg and goes for the pin.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Zach Davis: That's it!

Shannan Lerch: I don't believe it! Steve Orbit retains!

The bell sounds as Orbit stumbles to his feet, getting his arm raised. The ref gives him his US Title as Orbit smiles towards the camera, holding his ribs in pain.

Zach Davis: And that's that... Steve Orbit defeats Johnny Reb here tonight. What a match.

Tag Team Titles Match
Synn/Doc Henry vs Prophecy

Shannan Lerch: Well, this next match has been in the making for a long time now.

Zach Davis: That’s right, Shannan. It was at Ultimate Showdown where Doc Henry and Synn won the number one contendership for the Tag Team Titles. It was also at Showdown where Prophecy, Tek and Steeltoe Joe, won the belts from The Benefactors. However, Doc Henry was fired last week!

Shannan Lerch: We’ve heard nothing from Seth about how that affects this match. From what we know, this is going to be Synn versus Prophecy for the tag team titles!

Zach Davis: These two teams have been going back and forth all month and everything comes to a head tonight, with or without Doc Henry.

An eerie tune begins to play as the lights go dim, a dazzling bright red and purple laser lights show fills the arena. Sounds of children laughing signals the beginning of a gothic techno beat heralding the arrival of Synn. Synn is seen making his way through the crowd with several members of Seth Lerch’s heralded security team. Synn makes his way all the way through the crowd to ringside where he hops over the guardrail and circles the ring working the crowd. Synn uses the steel ring steps to step up into the ring where he blows a massive fiTekall overhead to the delight of the cheering patrons. Synn slowly begins to take off his non-wrestling attire, crouching in the corner of the ring and awaiting his opponents.

Zach Davis: No sign of Doc Henry. I guess the show goes on. Good luck to Synn.

‘Orion’ by Metallica begins to play over the arena’s PA system and out from the back walk the WCF Tag Team Champions, Tek and Steeltoe Joe. The crowd stands in unison to cheer on Prophecy as they pose on the stage with their titles. Tek and Joe slowly begin to make their way down the ramp slapping hands with the fans and eyeing Synn in the ring. Tek slides into the ring while Steeltoe Joe using the ring steps and meets in the middle of the ring where they tag off their belts and hold them high in the air for the crowd to recognize.

Shannan Lerch: These two are the Tag Team Champions, and look at Synn crouching behind them, watching them show off those belts to the crowd.

Zach Davis: You can see the hunger in his eyes, Shannan. He wants those belts, but I’m afraid he has an uphill battle in front of him if he has to do it by himself.

Shannan Lerch: Looks like Tek is starting for his team against Synn.

The referee collects the Tag Team Title belts and rings the bell for the match to start as Steeltoe Joe exits the ring.

Zach Davis: There’s the bell…and here we go!

Tek runs forward and hits Synn with a huge chop, followed by another, then another. Synn shakes it off and comes back with a stiff punch of his own. Tek catches Synn’s arm and takes him down with an armdrag. Tek wastes no time, capitalizing on his momentum. He goes to the ropes and nails Synn with a flare drop, then leaps to his feet and hits the ropes going to the top for another attempt.

Shannan Lerch: Whoa! One more of those, and this match could be over early!

Zach Davis: Tek going for another flare drop. This could be it…

Just in time, Synn is able to move out of the way. Tek and Synn begin to climb back to their feet. Synn sends a kick to Tek’s midsection and moves in wrapping his arm around Tek’s neck. Tek is able to push Synn off and then send him to the mat with a missile dropkick. Tek then walks over to his corner and tag in Steeltoe Joe.

Shannan Lerch: The champions seem to be in full control right now.

Joe approaches Synn and helps him up to his feet before leveling him with a scoop slam. Joe immediately gets back to his feet and grabs Synn with him. Joe forces Synn into the corner and begins to beat away at him with punches to the gut. Synn gets a flurry of momentum and grabs hold of Joe and spins him into the corner and begins in inflict a flurry of punches on him in return. Satisfied with the damage he’s caused, Synn leaves the corner and approaches Tek in his corner sending him flying off the ring apron with a right hand.

Zach Davis: Look at Synn go! Joe and Tek are down!

Shannan Lerch: He better act quickly, the longer this match goes on for him the harder it will be to pull out a win.

Synn turns his attention back to Steeltoe Joe and kneels down and wraps his legs around the steel ringpost in which he was previously slumped against. Synn executes a scorpion deathlock complete with a face lock causing Joe to scream out in agonizing pain.

Shannan Lerch: This move is just….ugh…you can see the pain in Joe’s face.

The referee has moved in and breaks up the hold after a five count. Synn quickly gets back to his feet and watches Joe struggle to get back to his own. Without waiting too long, Synn hops to the top rope and as soon as Joe gets all the way up Synn flies off and takes him back down with a shooting star DDT. Synn goes for the cover.

Zach Davis: First fall of the contest right here!

1…

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2…

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Shannan Lerch: NOPE! Steeltoe Joe kicks out right after a two-count.

Synn rolls off Joe and exchanges a long glance with Tek, who says a few choice words to him. That encounter gives Joe just enough time to get back to his feet. As Synn turns to face him he’s immediately hit with a brainbuster suplex that is held for effect!

Zach Davis: STRONGHOLDS!....OUT OF NOWHERE!

Shannan Lerch: Joe has the leg hooked and he’s going to try and steal this one!

1…

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2…

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SYNN KICKS OUT!

Zach Davis: Whew, that one was pretty close.

‘Dr. Feelgood’ by Motley Crue hits the speakers and out from the back runs none other than Doc Henry!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT!? IT’S DOC HENRY!

Zach Davis: I thought he was fired!

Henry runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. Steeltoe Joe rises to his feet just in time. Henry goes for a big right hand on Joe but is caught mid-swing and then leveled with a HUGE clothesline. Doc Henry immediately rolls out of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Wait a second Zach, look at this!

On the outside Mary has run over to Doc and pulled something out of her pocket to try and help revive him. She’s pulled out a can and a can opener. Quickly she opens the can and pours the contents into Doc’s mouth.

Zach Davis: Oh, hold on a second. We’ve seen this before!

Mary moves around Doc’s jaw making sure that he chews what she has given him. Seconds later Doc jumps up to his feet, wide-eyed, and with collard greens hanging from his lips. He finishes chewing and then simply jumps up onto the ring apron. Inside the ring Steeltoe Joe and Synn are trading punches. Joe gets the upper hand and back Synn into the corner. Doc Henry jumps over the ropes and immediately grabs hold of Joe and lifts him high up into the air holding him for several seconds…

Shannan Lerch: Almost inhuman strength here by Doc Henry!

As Doc has Joe lifted in the air for the vertical suplex, Tek comes running into the ring but it taken down with a boot to the face. Doc then brings Joe down to the mat hard, finishing the suplex.

Zach Davis: Right now it’s just chaos and carnage in the ring, Shannan!

Synn comes to and gets to his feet. Doc looks at the fallen Tek and Steeltoe Joe and smiles, satisfied with his work. With the urging of the referee he makes his way to his corner and out of the ring. Synn grabs the legal man, Steeltoe Joe, and goes back to work on him. Synn spits out a green mist, blurring the vision of Joe. He uses the advantage effectively by hitting the A-bomb on Joe! Synn goes for a quick cover.

1…

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2…

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Shannan Lerch: Tek breaks up the count!

Indeed he has. Tek hits Synn over the head with his boot forcing an end to the hold. Synn gets to his feet and stares Tek down. Tek toys with Synn telling him to ‘come on.’ Synn runs at him, but Tek jumps over him, springs himself off the ropes and then sends a flying forearm into Synn’s forehead. With Synn down Tek grabs Joe and pulls him to his corner. Tek gets out of the ring and then simply slaps Joe, tagging himself in.

Zach Davis: Tek is now the legal man!

Instead of entering the ring, Tek goes to the top rope. He jumps off hitting Synn with a 450 degree splash!

Shannan Lerch: BOOM! Classic Tek right there.

Tek spins back to his feet and brings Synn up with him. Tek uses all of his weight to whip Synn into the ropes, but just a Synn hits the ropes Doc Henry slaps him on the back and tags himself into the match! Doc, still feeling the energy from earlier quickly gets into the ring and runs at Tek but is leveled with a superkick.

Zach Davis: Looks like the collards must have worn off.

Tek runs over to the ropes and springboards himself off jumping backwards and hitting a moonsault on Doc Henry. Not done yet, Tek gets to his feet again and again runs over to the ropes springboarding himself off and this time hitting ‘The Crimson Mask’ on Doc Henry.

Zach Davis: Uh-oh! Doc Henry is in a lot of trouble here!

Shannan Lerch: Tek has the leg hooked!

1…

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2…

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Zach Davis: NO! SYNN BREAKS UP THE COUNT!

Shannan Lerch: Just in time too, I’m not sure if Doc was going to be able to kick out there.

Tek gets back to his feet as Synn is pushed out of the ring by the referee. He turns his attention back to Doc Henry who has just gotten back to his feet. Tek and Henry tie up in the center of the ring, with Henry getting the advantage. Henry jabs a thumb into Tek’s eye and then takes him down with a neckbreaker. Henry gets to his feet and walks to his corner to tag in Synn.

Synn gets into the ring and meets up with Tek just as he’s getting back to his feet. Tek attempts to throw a few punches at Synn, but it does little damage to his larger opponent. Synn grabs hold of Tek and hits him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tek and Synn both quickly get back to their feet, but Synn grabs hold of Tek and hits him with a DDT.

Zach Davis: Things have taken a turn for the worse here for Prophecy, as Synn seems to be in total control of this match right now.

Shannan Lerch: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Steeltoe Joe in the ring. Tek needs to get a tag in to his partner.

Synn picks up Tek one more time, this time bringing him onto his shoulders. Synn throws Tek’s legs outward and then brings him down in a spinebuster fashion.

Shannan Lerch: FREEFALL POWERBOMB!

Zach Davis: That might do it! Synn has the cover!

1…

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2…

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3

Zach Davis: NO! NO! Somehow Tek kicked out JUST in time!

Shannan Lerch: Holy shit, I thought we just had new tag-team champion!

Synn lifts his head glaring at the referee who assures him it was only a two count. Synn slams his hands on the mat in anger and goes right back to work on Tek. He whips Tek into the ropes, but Tek as he bounces back slides between Synn’s legs and then surprises him from behind with a neckbreaker. Tek immediately makes his way to his corner and at last tags in Steeltoe Joe.

Zach Davis: Here comes the People’s Pastor!

Joe makes his way into the ring and immediately sends a series of kicks into Synn’s gut. Joe brings Synn to his feet and whips him off the ropes and then takes him down to the mat with a clothesline as he bounces back. Joe is having his way now with Synn and brings him back to his feet once more. He goes to throw a right hand, but Synn catches it and counters with one of his own. The two men tie up in the center of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: What a match this has been!

Joe gets the upper hand, and goes to throw a giant Clothesline, but Synn ducks it. He then takes Joe down with a big DDT!

Zach Davis: OOF!

Tek enters the ring but Henry enters as well, running at him and Clotheslining him out of the ring, sending both men spilling out. Joe has stumbled up, and Synn has positioned himself on the turnbuckle. Synn flies off...

Shannan Lerch: DREAMCATCHER!

Synn pins Joe, hooking the leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Zach Davis: NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

It's true. Synn stands up as Henry slides back into the ring, the ref hands them the Tag Team Titles.

Shannan Lerch: I don't believe it! Synn has finally achieved his goal of earning WCF gold!

Zach Davis: And this makes Doc Henry, what, a million time Tag Team Champion? He's added yet another belt to his repertoire!

Synn and Henry raise the Tag Team Titles in the air in celebration as Joe and Tek regroup on the outside.

Television Title Ladder Match
Jeff Purse vs Eric Price

"Won't Back Down" by Eminem blares on the PA. On the right side of the stage there is a bike ramp that extends just about to the middle of the Titan Tron. Atop the bike ramp is Jeff Purse. He is sitting on his bike, looking out upon the audience. He throws one had in the air as the audience cheers.

"You can sound the alarm
you can call out your guards
you can fence in your yard
you can pull all the cards
but I won't back down
oh no I wont back down
oh no"

At this he sets off down the ramp. Directly across is another ramp on the left side of the stage, which Purse heads for.

"Cadillac Sevilles, Coupe Devilles
brain dead rims yeah stupid wheels
girl I'm too for real
lose your tooth and nails
try to fight it, try to deny it
stupid you will feel
what I do, I do it well
shooting from the hip, yeah boy shoot to kill
half a breath left on my death bed
screaming F that yeah super ill”

Purse flies up the other ramp, launching off of it. He pulls off a small back flip, rides down the rest of the ramp, and comes to a screeching halt in the center of the stage. He gets off, kickstands it. He looks out, smiles, and throws his arms in the air. Red and Blue pyros explode behind him.

"I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill
listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool
you know the *beeping* drill"

He starts off down the ramp, no Kari here tonight, walking very casually but at a quick pace. When he gets to the ring he jumps up on the apron and quickly makes his way in through the middle rope. Jeff stands near the center of the ring as he eyes out the tall ladder in the middle of the ring and the ladders all around with the TV Title hanging high above the main ladder in the ring, "air guns" a corner, pyros shoot out of it. He subsequently does that for every other corner, pyros of red and white shooting out every time. He anxiously awaits his competition.

Zach Davis: This crowd is hot and really behind Jeff Purse here tonight. Coming up right now is a match that has become personal. In a rematch for the Television Title, Jeff Purse faces the newly crowned champion Eric Price with an interesting stipulation, which we’ll mention in just a second.

Shannan Lerch: You mean what will be the kiss heard round the world?

“You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell starts playing over the PA. All the loud cheers quickly turn to boos as Eric Price makes his way onto the stage with a huge smirk on his face. He walks down the entrance ramp with the smirk as he looks at all the ladders around the ring and the one in the center of the ring. He looks at what is his title, the WCF Television Championship hung high above the ring above that ladder. He also stares down Jeff Purse as he slowly makes his way into the ring.

Zach Davis: The Television Title is of course on the line here tonight as Eric Price makes his way to the ring, this crowd all over him especially after his actions recently.

Shannan Lerch: I wish he would kiss me like that.

Zach Davis: You wish anyone would try to kiss you that way. Regardless, Price stole a kiss from Purse’s fiancé Kari and now a stipulation has been put into this rematch. Originally, Price wanted a kiss from Kari right on his cheek to grant Purse the rematch but then Kari decided that she would give Price a kiss he would never forget if he gave Purse the rematch and actually somehow managed to beat her fiancé. So a lot riding here on the line tonight. Price gleefully agreed to these terms although he’s also embroiled in some other controversy, some are accusing him of foul play. More to come on that later.

Shannan Lerch: Well, let’s see how this match plays out. Both men are now in the ring ready to go.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a ladder match set for one fall and it is for the WCF Television Championship! There are no count outs and no disqualifications. The only way to win is to climb up a ladder and retrieve the Television Title hanging above the ring. The man who is able to do this first will be declared the winner! Introducing first, the challenger. Weighing in at 215 lbs., from Venice Beach, California, Jeff Purse!

Zach Davis: The crowd on their feet in support of this man as he looks very serious and determined to win back that championship.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent, weighing in at 250 lbs, from Pacific Palisades, California, he is the current WCF Television Champion, Mr. Eric Price!

Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!

Zach Davis: Overwhelming boos and chants here for Eric Price as he looks downright sick and psychotic, look at his eyes. It’s almost as if all he’s thinking about is that kiss that could come to be from this match. What a heinous human being.

Shannan Lerch: It’s one of the stipulations; he has a right to do what he wants.

Zach Davis: Well nevertheless, this match will get started here as the referee rings the bell, and here we go! Price runs as fast as he can here and starts climbing the ladder quickly, he wants to end this match as quick as he can. Purse right behind him however, pulls Price down the ladder and both men are now going at it.

Shannan Lerch: Blow for blow right now, both men punching each other. Purse hits Price, Price hits Purse. Purse hits Price.

Zach Davis: And Price, oh no, a low blow to Purse. What a dirty bastard he is!

Shannan Lerch: It’s all legal!

Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!

Zach Davis: The crowd’s certainly letting him have it. Price starts climbing up the ladder, taking his time almost like he thinks he has this in the bag with Purse being in tremendous pain from that shot. But wait, Purse is up despite the pain. Oh no, Price is begging Purse now to let go of the ladder. Price is near the top but Purse is pushing the ladder.

Shannan Lerch: And oh no! Despite incredible pain that Purse must be feeling, he manages to push the ladder down and Price goes down with it, bouncing off the rope and into the ring rather painfully.

Zach Davis: Both men down and this matchup is just getting started folks. Purse is still recuperating from the low blow earlier, visibly in pain but I think he wants to punish Price tonight especially after what he attempted to do to his fiancé.

Shannan Lerch: She wanted it and she enjoyed it.

Zach Davis: Purse now grabbing that tipped over ladder and looks like he’s going to make full use of it as a weapon here.

Shannan Lerch: Watch out Price, watch out!

Zach Davis: Price is coming to, slowly getting up after being thrown from the ladder. He turns around and right into the ladder as Purse hits him with it in the chest. Purse drops the ladder now and goes to Price who is now down in the ring and looks like Purse really wants to punish Price here tonight. This isn’t only about the title, this is about retribution for his heinous actions two weeks ago.

Shannan Lerch: I don’t get why he’s so angry. It’s not Price’s fault that he is so much richer and better than him.

Zach Davis: Purse promised the end of Eric Price tonight. And looks like he’s going to really take it to Price here, Armbar is locked in on Price. Price is writhing in pain and he’s now tapping out. But that won’t do him any good as he can only win the match by grabbing the title above the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Let him go. Ref, do something abou this already! He’s going to break Price’s arm!

Zach Davis: No disqualification here, Price can tap out all he wants but that won’t end the torture for him. But Price is trying to fight back, trying to land some punches on Purse out of desperation here. Punch after punch and he finally is able to get Purse to release the hold.

Shannan Lerch: But the damage is done as Price’s left arm is now hurt. Purse is definitely happy with his actions here.

Zach Davis: Well, he’s getting his well-deserved retribution. That’s what Price gets for his behavior. Purse now grabs the ladder that was knocked down earlier but it seems to be busted. He tosses it out of the ring and steps out to get another ladder. This ladder just as tall as the previous one, about a 15 footer. He’s bringing it into the ring.

Shannan Lerch: I think he’s going to try to go for the title. Price is still nursing his damaged arm as Purse is setting up the ladder. The crowd is firmly behind Purse here tonight God knows why.

Zach Davis: As Purse has the ladder ready. He starts climbing; the crowd is in a frenzy now waiting for him to win his title back. He’s slowly making his way up.

Shannan Lerch: But Price quickly notices this and starts climbing up on the opposite side to attempt to stop him. Both men are now reaching for the top.

Zach Davis: Both men now at the top of the ladder punching each other to see who will be the winner here tonight. They are trading blows, Price punches Purse, Purse punches Price. Both men teetering on the edge of the ladder. Purse successful in their encounter here and he punches Price down to the canvas. Purse continues to climb to the top of the ladder, the title is in his grasp.

Shannan Lerch: Grab the title damn it!

Zach Davis: Oh what’s Purse thinking here? He looks up at the title but looks down at a vulnerable Eric Price from the top of the 15 foot ladder. Oh no, what’s he going to do now? No Jeff don’t do this, come on now, you have your career to think about.

Shannan Lerch: He is not going to do this.

Zach Davis: Let’s hope not, Jeff, think about this. And oh my God! He landed The Deflater on Eric Price from the top of the 15 foot ladder! My God!

Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Shannan Lerch: He sacrificed his body to punish Price even more but both men are down now in the ring as it took just as much out of Purse as it did out of Price.

Zach Davis: This will definitely be a match to remember here as both men are really giving it their all. Now both men, slowly getting up after such a daredevil move. Price and Purse are definitely worse for the wear here but I don’t think either man gives a damn. Purse still recuperating as Price gets out of the ring and is going over to the ring announcer’s area.

Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh, looks like he’s getting a steel chair, he’s really going to get physical here.

Zach Davis: He’s getting back in the ring. Purse is still trying to get up but oh no, Price hits him with a steel chair to the back! He hits him again, and again, and again! What a vicious human being, showing no mercy here tonight as he will do what it takes to retain his title!

Shannan Lerch: As he should. Price is not a man to be messed with. He’s turning Purse now as he proceeds to hit him with the chair in the stomach, all these chair shots to the human anatomy, how much can a man take?

Zach Davis: That was five chair shots to the gut. But looks like Price isn’t done. He throws the chair away here but he picks up Purse and starts punching him right in the head but the referee can’t stop him as Purse is now busted open.

Shannan Lerch: The blood is on Price’s hands and look at his eyes. He’s looking at that blood with an evil that I’ve never seen before.

Zach Davis: And he looks out to the crowd with an evil smile as he raises his now bloodied hand.

Crowd: Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!

Shannan Lerch: Not winning any supporters tonight it seems.

Eric Price: You wanna put me in an armbar, let me show you pain as well Purse!

Zach Davis: What the hell is he doing now? He’s grabbing Purse’s legs here, looks like he’s going for the sharpshooter, Purse is trying to fight back against him, trying to kick at him but Price kicks him in the gut here. And oh no, he now has that sharpshooter firmly locked in. And Price is not going to relent here as you can see some blood on his face with a huge smile on his face. Purse refusing to tap out here but you have to believe that he is in excruciating pain here.

Shannan Lerch: Last week, he made Tek pass out with this, let’s see if he’s able to do the same this week.

Zach Davis: Purse holding on as best he can here. He’s trying to reverse it. Price trying to tighten the grip here some more but he’s turning and yes, Purse reverses the hold against Price now, Price forced to let go.

Shannan Lerch: It’s anyone’s match now as the title is on the line but more than that, so is a kiss with Kari Kendall.

Zach Davis: Yes, that interesting stipulation that Price brought to the table and Kari ultimately decided to up the ante and it’s riding on this match tonight. There’s the old saying, “to the victor goes the spoils”, tonight we will really see that.

Shannan Lerch: Both men getting back to their feet slowly now. They are both now trying to approach the ladder and make another attempt at grabbing the title again.

Zach Davis: They are climbing on the same side of the ladder with Price ahead of Purse here on his way up. They’re fighting their way up here.

Shannan Lerch: Purse is pulling on Price’s legs but Price is kicking at Purse’s hand. Price turns around here and kicks Purse right in the face and connects, knocking him down the ladder and onto the canvas.

Zach Davis: Price quickly takes advantage here to make his way to the top of the ladder and quickly unhooks the title and grabs the television title, retaining it tonight!

“You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell starts playing on the PA.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and still the WCF Television Champion, Mr. Eric Price!

Zach Davis: And Price so proud of his victory as he has that smirk on his face. The crowd certainly not happy with what transpired here tonight.

Shannan Lerch: You have to give credit where credit is due though, both men put on a hell of a performance and Price deserved the victory.

Zach Davis: Hell of a performance yes. That Price deserved the victory, I’ll hold my judgment on that.

Shannan Lerch: You are so biased against Eric Price, I don’t understand why. Why can’t you simply be happy for him and his victory, he is a great champion!

Zach Davis: Well, that’s your opinion as Jeff Purse is being helped from the ring, a bloodied and beaten man here tonight. And what’s worse, now Kari Kendall has to give a kiss to that perverted letch!

Shannan Lerch: Price makes his way down the ladder and he’s demanding a microphone here as Purse is being escorted from the ring and up the ramp!

Eric Price: Hold on, just one second! Cut the music! Hey Purse! PURSE!!!

Zach Davis: And Jeff Purse slowly turns around to listen to what Price has to say.

Eric Price: I want you and the rest of the world to tune in to Slam next week because you and everyone else will witness what will become historically known as “The Kiss Seen Round The World” where your fiancé has promised to give me the kiss of a lifetime. And remember Purse, this is all on you, it’s your fault that this is happening but don’t worry, you’ll get a ringside seat to enjoy the proceedings. Until then Purse, it’ll be a moment you’ll never forget!

Zach Davis: What is that sick smile?!

“You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell starts playing over the PA again.

Shannan Lerch: Purse looks enraged but continues to be escorted from the ring as he is in no condition to fight right now as Price continues to celebrate in the ring. Although these people are being extremely disrespectful.

Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!

Zach Davis: Next week should be very interesting as we have a volatile situation. We’ll have to wait and see what happens in the middle of that ring between Eric Price, Kari Kendall, and Jeff Purse.

Warehouse Brawl Match
Sado vs Famine of the Vile

Zach Davis: Now we take you to our live feed backstage somewhere here in the Wells Fargo Center. Our Warehouse Brawl Match between Sado and Church of the Dark Saints member, Famine of the Vile.

Shannan Lerch: I shudder to think what is going to happen in this one.

Zach Davis: We're about to find out! Our cameras and referee are set in the warehouse and this one is about to get under way!

Back in the warehouse, Sado is anxiously waiting to get this one going. The referee is waiting for an appearance by Famine before officially calling for the match to begin. The Vile One is nowhere to be found and Sado mutters something about a dishonorable coward to the ref. The official looks around as well and informs Sado of the time limit before announcing a forfeit.

Zach Davis: I can't imagine Famine skipping out on this one. It's right up his alley.

Shannan Lerch: Has anyone informed him that he's up? I honestly don't see him backing down either.

Zach Davis: Well if he doesn't show up soon, we're going to have a forfeit on our hands.

Sado is growing very impatient and begins pacing, waiting for the ref to just call this one at Famine's absense. But that was not going to happen tonight as suddenly a stack full of boxes comes tumbling down onto Sado, and nearly catches the referee as well. Standing behind the stacked pallet is The Vile One himself who just used the element of surprise to his advantage. The official calls for the match to begin.

Shannan Lerch: And a very unexpected start! Famine just got the jump on Sado to start this match completely in his favor!

Zach Davis: And look at the contents of those boxes! That is backstage piping. Each one of those boxes has to weight at LEAST fifty pounds.

Sado crawls slowly out from under the boxes, still very dazed by the unexpected assault. Famine stays on the offensive as he grabs a handful of Sado's hair and pulls her to her feet. He picks her up with a large scoop slam right onto the wooden pallet that had contained the boxes. Sado lets out a yelp in pain. And he isn't finished yet. Famine picks up one of the large boxes and throws it down at her. This causes another moan in pain.

Shannan Lerch: Sado is in a lot of trouble already. Famine came here for a fight and plans to end this one quickly.

Zach Davis: You have to remember though, that Sado asked for this specific match. I think she may be regretting that decision right now.

Famine lays the beating to his adversary, taking the boots to Sado and seemingly taking much joy in doing so. Some hard kicks to the head stun the much smaller Sado as she flails about draped over the pallet. Famine opts for a quick finish as he takes a few steps back, and lerches forward, leaping into the air for a massive knee drop aimed directly at Sado's skull. But she manages to move out of the way and his knee crashes into the wooden pallet, causing him to grit his own teeth in agony.

Zach Davis: This is the opening that Sado needs in order to get in this thing!

Shannan Lerch: But she can't waste any time. Famine isn't going to remain immobile for long.

Sado responds, as if hearing the words from commentary. Groggily, she reaches into one of the discarded boxes and removes the steel piping from within and Crrrrracccckkkk! She slams the metal rod down across Famine's back, keeping him down before he could get back to his feet. Again and again, blow after blow she crashes the pipe across his back, sending stinging waves through his spine and ribs. She wields the pipe as if it were a kendo stick or a warrior's staff, perfect precision upon each strike.

Shannan Lerch: She's coming back, like a woman possessed! Look at those shots!

Zach Davis: If it were anyone else I'd think this was already over with, but Famine can take a good deal of punishment.

Shannan Lerch: We can't sell Sado short, she's been hanging in there so far.

Zach Davis: She's made this a personal thing, she wants to wage war with the Church of the Dark Saints, and I'd say she isn't off to a bad start.

Sado continues to hammer away at Famine until finally the steel pipe is too bent and mangled to be of any further use. She tosses it aside and grabs for another pipe. When she returns to fire away again, she is met by a devastating boot to the face that floors her. Famine caught her out of desperation and now uses this precious time to lick his wounds and regain composure. His back and ribs ache with pain.

Zach Davis: That was almost on pure instinct alone! But it allows Famine some time to regroup.

Shannan Lerch: And Sado needs to try and regroup as well. Keep Famine off of his feet and she has a chance.

Famine staggers back to his feet before Sado can get back to hers. In a furious rage he grabs hold of her and launches her into shelf racks that are holding full cans of paint. She crashes through them at high velocity, taking out paint cans like a bowling ball nailing a strike. She hits the floor, paint cans falling on top of her and some hit the floor and bounce off into the distance. Famine moves in, tossing shlving aside and trudging through paint cans, he reaches down and grabs hold of Sado again, but she grabs hold of a paint can in each hand an CRRRRAAAACCCKKKKKK! She smacks a can on either side of his head and he falls backwards, hitting the floor like a sack of potatoes, paint flies everywhere, covering both he and Sado. Still weary herself, and in no better shape, she crawls slowly over to Famine and barely manages to drape an arm over him. The ref falls into position.

1....2.....NO!

Zach Davis: That was a close call there for Famine! The way his eyes rolled back into his head when those paint cans hit him, I thought it might have been over.

Shannan Lerch: If Sado would have had the strength to make the pinfall more secure, it may have been. But look at her, she is just as bad, if not worse than Famine right now.

Sado wearily pulls hersself up, barely able to stand. She starts slowly climbing one of the sshelving structures as if it were a ladder. Inching her way up, but not getting very far anytime fast. Famine also pulls himself up, still very dazed by the blow from the paint cans but he still manages to yank Sado down from her perch and into a modified powerbomb off of the shelving unit, it isn't very powerful, but even so, she's still taking a nasty fall! Sado's body hits the concrete with a sickening THUD! It took everything out of Famine to deliver the blow, and he falls to his knees, needing to catch his own breath.

Zach Davis: Oh My God! He may have killed her right there! She's not moving!

Shannan Lerch: This was a very bad idea. They should not be back there. She looks to be seriously hurt!

Zach Davis: Stop the match, ref!

Finally, Famine manages to crawl his way over and he drops himself over the top of Sado. The referee, almost reluctantly begins his count.

1....2....3!

NO! Somehow, Sado manages to shoot a shoulder up JUST before three. The referee and Famine are both astonished by this and Famine shoots him a glare questioning how that was not a three count.

Zach Davis: I don't believe that she just got a shoulder up! That is insane!

Shannan Lerch: She should have just stayed down, let this be over with. Live to fight another day.

Zach Davis: I have to agree there. She shouldn't have drawn this thing out any longer.

Famine again pulls himself up, and he grabs a handful of Sado's hair to haul her back up as well. But she fires off a nasty kick to his face, followed by another , and another until he finally backs off. Sado staggers back to her feet and is definitely not in a good way. She begings to stumble away from Famine who follows in pursuit, also limping and staggering after her. She tips over a few trash cans and storage bins in his way as she keeps moving, gingerly.

The cameras follow the action along with the referee and we catch glimpse of Sado disappearing behind a black curtain in a staging area. Famine is slowly making his way after her. But suddenly, we hear the crank of an engine and the curtain comes to life as it is lifted forward. Sado emerges on a FORKLIFT!

Shannan Lerch: HOLY SHIT!

Zach Davis: This has just gone BEYOND INSANE! What is she doing?

Famine's eyes widen as Sado drives forward, raising the forks and aiming them right at him.

Zach Davis: She's going to impale him!

Shannan Lerch: Can we even allow this/

The forklift moves forward and Famine is staggering away from it as quickly as he can. She is gaining ground on him and static. The images on the screen begin to fade in and out of clarity. The lights in the entire arena once again go completely dark and the video screen goes black as well. The live feed of the match going on has been interrupted.

"Your day will come."

Eerie voices begin to speak as the screen flashes with images of decaying corpses, bloodied victims of violence, the faces of hate displayed in full view. Klansmen, Dictators and Armed Militia flash on the screen.

Zach Davis: What the...? We have a match going on!

Shannan Lerch: This is what happened last week as well. What the hell is going on here?

"During these times of fear, the meek sought refuge where there was none."

Now, images of various WCF wrestlers flash on the screen. It begins slowly at first. Oblivion, Famine of the Vile, Ophelia Pain, Adam Young, Odin Balfore, Kid Phantasm, Jonny Fly, even Seth Lerch. The images continue, depicting even more WCF talent, but the images begin to flash much more rapidly.

"Chaos reigned over all it has chosen to reign and none stood in its path. "

The images begin to slow down now and one by one they begin to crumble into dust on the screen. Once more, eerie voices can be heard as they all begin to speak at once.

"Your day will come."

"The wicked shall pay consequence."

"Your day will come."

"They shall suffer."

"Pay consequence."

Zach Davis: What does this mean? I don't know what to make of it.

Shannan Lerch: I am as clueless as you are. But this is really giving me the creeps!

Suddenly everything ceases. Our image changes to a small boy and a small girl, maybe four years of age. They are playing with a jumprope. Giggling and laughing, they sing "Ring around the Rosie" with the innocence of childhood glee. Without warning the camera zooms forward rapidly as the young boy and girl, who seemed oblivious to the cameras suddenly turn right towards it and speak.

"Your day will come."

They say in an almost menacing tone before going back to happily playing their games. The screen begins to fill with static once again and the lights in the arena return to normal.

Shannan Lerch: I'm speechless.

Zach Davis: That was one of, if not THE creepiest thing I have ever witnessed in my professional career!

Shannan Lerch: I think I'm going to have nightmares!

Finally we return to the match in progress backstage. As our video feed returns we see the fork lift crashed into a bay door and Sado and Famine exchanging blows about ten feet away. Famine catches Sado with a knee lift and follows up by throwing her into some barrels. She crashes into them, but they do not budge indicating they were pretty heavy. Famine seems to get an idea from this and he uses every ouce of strength he has to begin lifting one of the barrels. He holds the container up, almost over his head and prepares to DROP the barrel right onto Sado, but instead she sends a sharp kick between his legs.

Zach Davis: (cringing) Ow! That HAD to hurt!

Shannan Lerch: That was a home run if I ever saw one.

Zach Davis: Field Goal, Shannan. Field Goal.

Shannan Lerch: Oh whatever, same difference.

Zach Davis: Actually it's not...nevermind.

The barrel CRASHES down behind Famine and he doubles over, face turned bright red. Sado follows up with Tears of a Yankee! But Famine ducks the shot and he grabs hold of Sado in a blind fury....Hellseeker right onto the concrete! Famine looks furious as he still holds his aching groin and rolls over onto Sado for the cover.

1...

2...

3!

Zach Davis: And it's over! Famine of the Vile putting the exclamation point on that one!

Shannan Lerch: The Church of the Dark Saints sending a clear message here. They are definitely a major force. Can Oblivion add the world championship to their ranks later o

War Placement Match
D-Day vs Logan

The lights in the arena shut down and remain disabled blacking out everyone’s vision. Elena Siegman’s “The One” eerie piano introduction creeps out onto the speakers. A spotlight centers onto the stage highlighting Sarah Twilight who has just emerged. He stands there long enough to joyfully inhale the hatred filling the arena air. Pyros launch themselves down the stage line and explode white sparks above. Sarah begins walking down the ramp and through the thick echoes of booing. He enters the ring in an almost cocky proud fashion, centering himself in the middle while pyros shoot from all four posts and light his self-absorbed poses.

Shannan Lerch: Sure is good to see my home girl, Sarah Twilight, back in action.

Zach Davis: Okay. Yeah. I’m pretty sure that is Logan wearing a red wig.

Shannan Lerch: What? Where?!

The lights in the stadium dim to pitch black Bulletproof by 12 Stones blares in the speakers with lights swinging around the stadium lighting up the darkness from the dimmed lights. In cue with the music, pyros of red, white and blue go off when the sound of BANG!!! from Bulletproof. The pyros continue to go off on cue with the word being said. After the third pyro goes off the lights focus on the entrance of the stage where Donald Deruty is standing with his head tilted down. He falls to his knees and throws his hands up in the air where a final set of multi-colored pyros is fired. At the signal of the final pyros the dimmed lights turn back on and light the whole stadium with red, white, and blue lights. D-Day jumps to his feet as soon as the lights are back on. He takes his time walking down the ramp, as he gives high fives and shakes the hands of the fans. Once he reaches ringside he slowly walks up to the steel steps where he goes one step at a time until he reaches the ropes where he enters the ring with a swaggery hop to his walk. He looks up at the titantron where the sights of his memorial moments in his WCF career can be seen.

Zach Davis: Nine times of United States Championships standing in this ring.

Shannan Lerch: When did Sarah Twilight win the US belt?

The bell rings.

Zach Davis: Can’t remember ever seeing these two face off.

D-Day begins with a focused attack, locking up with Logan and beginning a struggle in the middle of the ring. Logan gains advantage pushing Donald into the turnbuckle and digging his forearm into D-Day’s throat. The referee eventually breaks it up and Logan backs off. Deruty shoots out of the turnbuckle and hits a sharp superkick. Sarah manages to duck just in time, grabbing Donald from behind and locking in a sleeper. The audience anticipates a Connector. Sarah Twilight has no intention of performing one however, opting to keep the chokehold in place. Donald elbows Sarah’s side and manages to reverse the hold capturing Sarah in a sleeper. Sarah pushes back and knocks Donald into the turnbuckle breaking him loose. Sarah backs up and Donald comes forward and the two square off. Donald hits Sarah with a stiff right to the jaw.

Shannan Lerch: Donald Deruty is such a good guy. I never thought he would hit a girl.

Zach Davis: …

Logan Twilight stumbles back clinching his jaw. D-Day follows through with a superkick, which this time connects. Logan goes down and D-Day goes down with him, locking Sarah into an armbar. Logan immediately rolls over and reverses the hold putting D-Day in a Spellbound!

Zach Davis: Holy crap. Lucky opening there.

Shannan Lerch: This submission hold is absolutely painful. Many people have tapped to this.

D-Day’s eyes lit up and he panics a bit, scrambling and tugging towards the ropes. The audience urges Donald on through chants of his name. He fights through the pain and reaches the ropes forcing Sarah to remove the Spellbound.

Zach Davis: Donald’s a tough one.

Sarah reaches down and grabs Donald’s by the legs, pulling them apart, and sending a kick to his groin. Donald rolls over in agony holding his crotch. The referee argues with Sarah and threatens to disqualify him. Donald manages to pull himself up and block an incoming attack from Sarah. He evades a fist, sending one back to Sarah, and another, and another. Donald grabs Sarah and irish whips him into the ropes. Sarah comes back and is met with a dropkick from D-Day. Donald quickly scoops Sarah up to his feet and nails a float over DDT. He drops onto Twilight for the cover.

One.

Two.

Sarah gets the shoulder up. Sarah mounts a comeback and leg sweeps Donald before he can get back on the attack. Sarah floats over to Donald brings him up, hitting a few forearm smashes followed with an uppercut. Donald stumbles back, bounces off the ropes, falls forward and is caught with a sit down tiger bomb. Sarah falls on top of D-Day.

One.

Two.

Deruty kicks out. Sarah and Donald both slowly climb back to their feet. Sarah attempts to kick Donald in the stomach, Detury however catches Sarah’s foot and instead gets hit with a wicked enziguri. Sarah hooks the leg again.

One.

Two.

And Donald Deruty kicks out yet again. Sarah Twilight signals for the end, stalking Donald as he stumbles to his feet. Donald makes it up, turns around, and Sarah goes for the Twilight Zone! Donald elbows Sarah’s head and breaks loose. Donald hip tosses Sarah down. He quickly gets back up and gets hip tossed once more! Sarah stirs to his feet and Donald scoops him up hitting a vicious backbreaker. He drops down onto Sarah for the pin.

One.

Two.

Thr – Sarah kicks out.

Zach Davis: You can tell Donald is ready to put this thing away.

Donald picks Sarah up and OUT OF NOWHERE gets hit with a Twilight Zone! Sarah drops down onto D-Day.

One.

Two.

Three!

The bell rings. Sarah Twilight stands to his feet and gets his arm raised in victory.

Zach Davis: Logan picking up the win here at Revenge and moving on closer to maybe his fourth War victory.

Shannan Lerch: Logan? WHERE?

Zach Davis: Now remember, either Logan is the last man to enter War or Donald Deruty will be the first... maybe it depends on how this next match goes.

War Placement Match
FPV vs Odin Balfore

The lights turn to a blood red as the crowd stands up on their feet, as the jazzy horn explosion of "Tank!" plays over the P.A.

Voice: I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and their stuff together. Okay, three, two, one let's jam."

As the chorus plays over the speakers, out the curtains comes Mr. FPV, signature duster and everything. He plays to excited crowd like the circus ringmaster, fistbumping furiously along with the crowd and the music, and each fistbump triggers an explosion of black pyro from the stage.

FPV takes the walk down the ramp, slapping fans hands before climbing the steps and on top of the turnbuckles, where he fistbumps one more time, sending one more explosion of pyro throughout the arena. He climbs into the ring and sits in a lotuc position in the corner, waiting for the match to start.

“ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist...

Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.

Crowd: The battle is.. already won!

Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway.

Zach Davis: Alot is riding on this match. Either one of these guys could end up in either the best or worst spot in the WAR match.

Shannan Lerch: I've been waiting for this match all night! I'm ready to see Odin jobber-kill Franky for good!

[DING-DING-DING]

Frank and Odin size up one another from across the ring, both starting to circle toward the center. They tentatively approach one another, finally meeting in the center of the ring in a collar and elbow tie-up. Odin uses his strength advantage to overpower Frank, pulling him around and toying with him.

Zach Davis: Odin coming out the gate running with the offence.

Odin snaps Frank's arm off his head and catches his arm, ducking under it and trapping it behind his back in a hammerlock. He wrenches the arm in the hammerlock for a few seconds, causing FPV to wince in pain. Odin then delivers a stiff elbow shot to the back of the skull, braking his hold on Frank, dropping him to a knee to a pop of boos.

Shannan Lerch: These fans don't understand how long Frank's had this coming, they can just shut up for all I care.

Zach Davis: You're only saying that cause Seth turned on him, aren't you?

Shannan Lerch: Nuh-uh, doofus.

Frank holds the back of his head in pain while Odin backs away, sizing Frank up from behind, drawing the ire of the fans as he waits for Frank to get back to his feet. Frank turns toward Odin, a fire definitely lit inside of his eyes as he stares down the self proclaimed Norse god, then works back up to his feet.

Zach Davis: Franky showing some heart right now, it takes a lot of willpower to be able to come back up after something like that.

Approaching Odin, Frank grabs at him for another tie-up. Again, Odin dominates the position, then hits a slick go-behind, quickly applying a rear waist lock. He pops his hips to elevate the Peoples champion straight up, then turns him sideways before unceremoniously dropping him to the mat face first with an amateur style belly to back suplex. Frank holds his face in pain, particularly his nose. He looks to have landed directly on it, as it appears red and somewhat bruised almost instantly. The ref checks in on him, talking to him while Odin confidently strides back and forth across the ring, admiring his work.

Shannan Lerch: I'm extremely tempted to start calling Frank Rudolph right now.

Zach Davis: C'mon, have a heart Shannan, dude just got dropped on his face!

Frank makes his way back up to one knee, holding his nose in pain while the ref continues to check on him. Frank, annoyed at the ref's needless worries, insists he wants to continue, the ref allows it. Frank gets back to his feet, Odin is right there, forcing another collar and elbow tie-up.

Zach Davis: No surprise here, Frank's just one of those people who will never back down from anything.

Shannan Lerch: That's going to change tonight Zach, I promise.

The big man maneuvers Frank to the center of the ring from the tie-up, which he completely controls once again. Once in the center of the ring, he snaps FPV's arms down, breaking the tip-up. He then connects with a European uppercut, standing him upright, causing Frank to stumble several steps backwards, then follows it up with a thunderous big boot to the face of the Peoples champion. The sound of Odin's boot smacking against Franks head echoes through the arena, drawing a chorus of “oohs” from the fans, followed by a big round of jeers from the fans against Odin. Frank looks to be completely knocked out after he crumples on the mat in a seemingly unconscious heap.

Zach Davis: Uh oh! This looks bad for the Boudle Slayer!

Shannan Lerch: Seriously, Zach? Boudle Slayer?

With a huge grin on his face, Odin instantly drops on top of Frank, hooking the leg, waiting for the ref to begin the pin…

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The crowd cheers enthusiastically as Frank manages to get a shoulder up at the last second, but is still visibly shaken from the force of the blow.

Zach Davis: FPV was SO close to losing this match!

Shannan Lerch: Not close enough for me.

Odin gets up, circling him while he lies on the mat, still feeling the effects of the kick. Odin walks around his opponents head as he rolls over to his stomach, Frank shakes his head, trying to slowly work back to his feet by getting to his hands and knees. Odin places the laces of his boot up against his face, taunting him by grinding them against his injured nose. Frank turns away, trying to get some separation. Moving with a cold, deliberate method to every motion, Odin backs up to the ropes to get some momentum, then steps toward Frank, connecting with a boot to the ribs while he is on his hands and knees.

Crowd: OUCH!

Frank lets out a huge grunt of pain as he rolls over to his back off the kick. Odin once again walks over to his head, and this time places the sole of his boot on the face, putting weight on it and grinding his boot into Franks face. The ref begins the five count, scolding him.

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Smirking, Odin raises his boot before 5, then follows it up with an elbow drop pinpointed to Frank's nose. It connects, and Frank rolls away, clutching his nose and moaning in pain as the ref reprimands Odin, who innocently holds up his hands, denying any wrongdoing.

Shannan Lerch: Odin working on that injured nose of Franks, smart move by the Bad Motha' Fucka'.

Frank manages to get to the ropes, holding onto the bottom rope from his hands and knees as he checks on his nose, looking for blood. It isn’t bleeding, but he’s still in a lot of pain. Odin sensing the opportunity, approaches from behind while Frank is by the bottom rope.

Zach Davis: LOOK OUT!

Too late, Odin stomps him between the shoulder blades, dropping him so he is lying face down, throat across the bottom rope. Odin then places his boot on the back of the neck, applying pressure and choking him on the rope. The ref, showing frustration at Odin, begins another five count.

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Before 5, Odin sharply breaks, turning and bolting toward the ropes across the ring. He picks up a huge head of steam as he comes running toward the prone Champion. However, once he reaches Franks side of the ring, instead of hitting him with some running strike, he drops and baseball slides out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Huh? What's Odin doing here?

Now facing him from the ring floor below, Odin backs up, then swings forward with a violent right haymaker, cracking Frank between the eyes with a very heavy right hand. Frank rolls backward to the center of the ring, blood now rushing from both nostrils.

Zach Davis: GOD DAMN that looked like it hurt!

The ref checks on Frank in the ring, and Odin slides back in under the bottom rope. Not giving him any time to recover, he goes for the pin, grinding his forearm the face of his opponent as he makes the cover.

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Frank rolls a shoulder up at the last second, and the ref begins scolding Odin, shouting at him for the deliberate punch to the nose that drew the blood.

Zach Davis: FPV's chances of winning this match are looking bleak, Shannan. Think he can still pull off the upset?

Shannan Lerch: Not in a million years, he's too hurt to do anything at this point.

The ref talks to the big man in the corner, making threats and demanding that he stay away from the nose. He argues, his attention distracted from Frank. While Odin is being reprimanded, Frank manages to work his way back to his feet, using the ropes for help. His mind still reeling from the multiple head shots. The ref backs away from Odin just as Frank reaches his feet. Frank staggers to the center of the ring and Odin meets him, staring him in the eyes, mocking him. Frank's face is a mess at this point. His nose is pink and swollen, with blood dripping all over his upper lip and chin. Odin looks down at him, a smug coldness in his eyes as he stares. Frank stares back with fury in his own eyes, an almost palpable fire to them.

Zach Davis: Oh shit, son! It just got real right here!

Shannan Lerch: Who the hell are you, Lucious Jackson?

Frank wipes the blood from his face with his right hand, covering the palm in blood. He looks at for a moment, then slaps Odin across the face with that very hand, drawing a huge pop of cheers from the fans. Odin is caught off guard, not expecting such a shot. His left cheek is now adorned with a bloody handprint, courtesy of Frank Patrick Venable. Odin wipes some of the blood from his face, staring FPV down. Landing another slap in anger, then ducks his head and charges Odin. He catches him around the waist and drives him back into the corner. Odin fights him the whole way, landing elbows to his back while he drives him into the corner. Once in the corner, Frank delivers some shoulder thrusts to the gut, working over Odin's body. The ref begins the five count while Frank delivers the shoulder thrust.

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Zach Davis: Ooooh! And Frank's momentum has stopped dead in it's tracks!

Odin, showing some agility for a big man, flips over Frank’s back, attempting a sunset flip. However, he isn’t able to take him all the way over, and instead, he hooks his legs, catching Odin in a pinning predicament.

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Odin muscles the shoulder up at the last second. The fans are buzzing with cheers now, starting to get even more behind the tenacious FPV.

Crowd: F-P-V! F-P-V! F-P-V!

Odin and Frank both work back to their feet, making it to vertical bases at the same time. Odin steps toward Frank, who catches him with an arm drag, taking him to the mat. He hurries back to his feet and steps toward Frank again, and is caught with another arm drag.

Shannan Lerch: C'mon Odin, you worked too damn hard to let a dude like FPV take you down so easily!

Showing a little frustration, but keeping his cool, Odin hurries back to his feet once more, and this time when he stands, he is met with a high standing dropkick, one foot lands on Odin's chest, knocking the wind out of his lungs, the other foot finds his throat, catching him in the Adam’s apple, making him turn away holding his throat, coughing.

While Odin clutches his throat, Frank grabs him by the legs, sweeping them out and taking him to his back. He keeps hold of his legs and flips over his body, stacking him up in a jackknife roll-up.

Zach Davis: This could be it...!

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Odin manages to get the shoulder up before three, but is himself surprised by the close call. The fans in the arena are really getting behind Frank, starting to have some legitimate faith that he can pull it off.

Zach Davis: The fans are really warming up to frank now! Just listen!

Crowd: F-P-V! F-P-V! F-P-V!

Odin slowly works back to his feet with Frank waiting behind him to get to his feet. Once he stands, FPV grabs him by the shoulders from behind, pulling him toward him. He reaches his arm around his head, pulling him back into position for a reverse DDT. Before he can hit the move, Odin reaches up with both hands and grabs Frank by the head. Clutching his head and holding it in place, he delivers a knee strike, jumping up and back to make contact with Franks face. Frank releases him and steps away, holding his head in a daze from the shot.

Shannan Lerch: That's it Odin, you got this in the bag!

Odin hurries to his feet, standing behind Frank as he recovers from the knee strike. He grabs the champ turning him around, hitting a hard right hand right into the solar plexus, taking all the wind out of Frank. Grabbing Frank's head, he pulls it down, the wraps his arms around Franks midsection. Hoisting Frank up high over his broad shoulders, Oding puts on a small display of strength by walking around the ring carrying Frank over his shoulders, then tosses Frank up, pulling him down back first hard onto the mat with a huge last ride powerbomb.

The crowd lets out a roar of “oohs” followed by some boos.

Zach Davis: Oh my GOD!

Odin cockily covers Frank, hooking the leg as the Ref begins counting the pin…

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Shannan Lerch: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

And neither can Odin. He stands up, angry, and grabs the ref by the collar. He yells into his face, allowing FPV a bit of time to recover.... and roll Odin up from behind!

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Zach Davis: SO CLOSE!

Odin is up and runs at FPV. FPV just barely ducks it and snaps off a Superkick!

Shannan Lerch: BOOM, HEADSHOT!

Frank falls down onto the ground, still exhausted after the big Powerbomb. Frank throws his arm overtop of Odin; Odin throws his arm overtop of Frank.

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Shannan Lerch: The match is over! Someone won!

The bell sounds, and the ref talks into Kyle's ear.

Kyle Steel: The ref has decided that this match is a DRAW!

The fans boo; they hate draws!

Zach Davis: What does this mean for the War placement?

Master of Puppets hits; Seth steps out.

Seth Lerch: Well... shit.

Both Frank and Odin are stumbling to their feet. Frank leans against the ropes; Odin against the turnbuckle.

Seth Lerch: I had planned on Odin getting the win here, and making him the last entrant in the War match, making sure that he won it. But you know what? That's dumb.

The fans are confused.

Seth Lerch: I didn't align with Odin because he had to take shortcuts to victory; I aligned with him because he DOMINATES. He almost won War last year, and he's damn sure going to win War this year, no matter when he comes in. You, though, Frank? You needed me and the Team of Treachery to get where you got. You're a nobody. So I think I'm not going to take the easy road here... Odin, you're going to show WCF just the kind of competitor you are.

The fans are buzzing.

Seth Lerch: Logan, Sarah Twilight, whoever you are. Congratulations. You will be the final competitor to enter the War match.

More buzzing from the crowd.

Seth Lerch: Frank? Odin? You will BOTH start the match!

Cheering from the crowd!

Shannan Lerch: Wow!

Zach Davis: Big revelation for War! Venable and Balfore will be the first two men into the match!

Odin grins at Frank, realizing he has a second opportunity to destroy him.

Seth Lerch: Sorry, FPV. Well, just kidding, no. I'm not.

With that, Seth heads to the back. Odin pretends like he's going to attack FPV with a Big Boot, but instead laughs at him and leaves. FPV shakes his head, annoyed.

Oblivion Segment

Shannan Lerch: Alright! People! Ladies and gentlemen, the main event of Revenge is about to get underway. But, from what I'm hearing...

Zach Davis: Yes, Hank Brown is backstage? And he... he... WE NEED A CAMERA BACKSTAGE... NOW!!! GO-GO-GO!!

A cameraman is backstage. Oblivion is holding Hank brown upside down by his right ankle. Oblivion is screaming at him....

Oblivion: DON'T YOU EVER... EVER... EVER TALK TO MELISSA LIKE THAT AGAIN OR IT WILL END YOU!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND OBLIVION?!

Oblivion drops Hank Brown who falls down hard. One of the vixens grabs the mic and hands it over to Oblivion. The Monster, enraged, pushes a camera and scream out...

Oblivion: Tonight, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... Oblivion is gonna tear down The Wells Fargo Center!!! Jonny Fly, all your complete nonsense continuous babbling is gonna end... TONIGHT!! After tonight, losing your World Title, will be the least of your problems. You will have a fist down your throat and a boot up your ass!! Oblivion is gonna play you like an accordion, son!! Oblivion is gonna show the entire world of Wrestling why Oblivion is The Monster of Madness!!

In a hug huff, Oblivion leaves quickly...

Shannan Lerch: Well, I guess The Monster of Madness Oblivion got to the point there!!

Unstable Elements: The Wedding

The lights go out in the arena, as the audience buzzes around, slightly confused. The cameras turn to near the entrance, to the right, where a DJ setup has been built during the break. On the table is a laptop, some mixers, and two turntables, the whole system seems to have been hooked onto the PA system. Then, a computerized voice comes out from the speakers...

Iceberg-Six: Hello, user "WCF Fans."

The crowd pops like crazy! It's been a while since they've seen the old Eye-Six, ever since Kid Phantasm built Iceberg-Seven some time ago, and they're glad to see him back.

Iceberg-Six: If I am correct, tonight is the night of WCF Revenge. And it is also the night of the marriage of users "Kid Phantasm" and "Nightmare." Truly an affair to celebrate. And what better way to celebrate an affair like this with the audible equivalent of ecstasy? Or..."funk", as the user tends to refer to it as.

The crowd goes NUTS! They know what's coming up next, as the opening beats of Party Rock Anthem play on the P.A.

Iceberg-Six: Initiating event "Rocking these Skeezes to Death" in 5...4...3...2...1...

As Eye-Six says this, a trap door opens next to the table, as a darkened figure rises up out of it. The beat builds up until...

Da Funk: PARTY ROCK!

The lights shine on the figure, who is none other then Da Funk!

Da Funk: Are you babygurls ready to celebrate tonight or what?

The crowd pops!

Da Funk: I can't here y'all, what y'all said?

The crowd pops even louder!!

Da Funk: WHAT?

The crowd practically scream themselves HOARSE! Da Funk flashes a coy smile.

Da Funk: I though so! Let's get this thing started! Eye-Six, would you kindly?

Iceberg-Six: Certainly.

The song switches up on Eye-Sixes virtual command. The beat starts off softly, as the lyrics to "Louder" by DJ Fresh kick in.

Song: I can't control this feeling
something's happening inside me
our senses come alive...

Da Funk is now fully at work at the sation, turning all sorts of knobs and switches as the song continues to play.

Song: the chemistry is building
it's something that we're feeling
there's nowhere you can hide

And then...the chorus hits!

Song: It's gonna get , it's gonna get, it's gonna get LOUDER!

We're gonna get, we're gonna get, we're gonna get STONGER!

We're gonna feel, we're gonna feel, we're gonna feel BETTER!

You can tame this energy inside!

I gotta reach, I gotta reach, I gotta reach HIGHER!

I wanna burn, I wanna burn, I wanna burn like a FIRE!

Gotta move, gotta move, gotta move FASTER!

You can tame this energy inside!

Zach Davis: What a way to kick off the Unstable Elements wedding, with music from our very own Da Funk!

Shannan Lerch: I'll admit, I'm not much of a fan of this kind of music, but if one mand does it well, it's this guy right here.

Da Funk flashes a grin before doing some more things to the mixer, and giving eye-Six a view voice commands. The song then switches up to a more blatently dubstep type track, specifically that of "Bonfire" by Knife Party. A bunch of unintelligible words are spoken with a Jamaican accent, until one words drops...

Voice: B-B-B-B-B-BONFIRE!

The beat drops like a sack of bricks, a bunch of teenagers in the front row start going crazy. Eventually, one manages to jump the baracade, and soon more begin to follow him.

Shannan Lerch: What the hell is going on?

Zach Davis: Don't you see, Shannan? Da Funk has clearly become this generations version of the Pied Piper.

Shannan Lerch: ...

The excited teens gather round where Da Funk is placed and turn the entire area into a dance floor. Da Funk doesn't seem to really mind, he just let's it happen. This happens for the rest of the duration of the song, after which "Barton Hollow" by the Civil Wars rings out over the PA system... and from the back through the curtain comes Steeltoe Joe.

Zach Davis: Well I guess now we know who's presiding over this ceremony-

Shannan Lerch: -makes sense, doesn't it?

Kyle Steel: Please welcome our special guest parson for this event... STEELTOE JOE!

Crowd cheers Joe; Da Funk raises the roof from his DJ booth. Joe is wearing his usual ring attire as well as a white cloth around his neck as a scarf. He is carrying a small book. As he approaches the ring, the lights dim a bit.

Zach Davis: I guess it's time to get this rolling-

"Two Months Off" by Underworld hits the PA and the crowd looks confused... that is, until the groom and his wedding party emerge. In their tuxedos, out come Kid Phantasm and his groomsmen. Behind the Kid is his best man, Jeff Purse... following them are Jonny Fly, Waylon Cash and FPV. Fly seems a bit distracted by the company he is forced to keep here... behind these two men come Johnny Reb and Corey Black, both seemingly working 'security' for this event.

Shannan Lerch: Oh man, look at Jonny in his tux- mmm. I gotta go, I'm up next!

Zach Davis: Well hold on just a second, we've got to introduce Nightmare's wedding party first-

Shannan Lerch: But I'm IN Nightmare's wedding party! See? Frilly dress, kinda slutty?

"Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones begins playing... and as the curtain parts and the bride comes forth, Da Funk begins switching between Nightmare's entrance music and a remix of 'Here Comes The Bride'. Classy, indeed. Nightmare is escorted to the ring by the Living Legnd himself, Bobby Cairo. Behind Nightmare are her maid of honor Kari Kendall and Cash's fiancee Roxxanne Savage, both wearing bridesmaid's dresses similar to those of Shannan Lerch at the announce table.

Shannan Lerch: Come on, Zach- I'm supposed to be in there right now!

The lights in the arena shut down and remain disabled blacking out everyone’s vision. Elena Siegman’s “The One” eerie piano introduction creeps out onto the speakers. A spotlight centers onto the stage highlighting Sarah Twilight who has just emerged wearing a dress that matches the color of the bride.

Zach Davis: But then you'd have missed this!

Shannan Lerch: It’s Sarah Twilight!

Zach Davis: Or Logan in a dress.

Shannan Lerch: Logan? Where?

Zach rolls his eyes. Sarah stands there long enough to joyfully inhale the hatred filling the arena air. Pyros launch themselves down the stage line and explode white sparks above. Sarah begins walking down the ramp and through the thick echoes of booing. He enters the ring in an almost cocky proud fashion, eyeing over the other people in the ring. The music cuts and Logan Twilight is handed a microphone from an outside ring official.

Sarah Twilight: Congratulations. When Kid Phantasm invited me to this joyous event –

Kid Phantasm blinks. It’s a safe bet in assuming Logan Twilight did not receive an invite.

Sarah Twilight: I said to myself, sure, whatever. It’s apparent that you goons want people to see this and to guarantee a view who better to have than the only one who matters?

Much before the gathering members can speak, or before Sarah Twilight himself could continue to bark, a familiar song interrupts them all. Metallica “The Struggle Within” erupts onto the speakers. Sarah Twilight bites his lip and glares over onto the stage.

Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD! LOGAN IS BACK!

Zach Davis: Are you fuckin’ kidding me, Shannan?

The BOUDLEBOT steps out onto the stage to a massive sound of metallic clunks and audience excitement. He marches down the ramp and awkwardly slides into the ring, which takes some time you know considering he’s a bulky steel robot. The Boudlebot produces a microphone from within his chest compartment and hits a button on his wrist killing the music.

Boudlebot: …

He hesitates to raise the microphone to his mouth, first letting the audience unleash the echoing chat of…

LO – GAN!

LO – GAN!

LO – GAN!

Sarah Twilight arches a curious eyebrow and stares out over the audience.

Boudlebot: Babygurls, babygurls, babygurls! You stinkin’ trashcans can’t have a wedding without Mr. WCF.

Shannan Lerch: This wedding just got treacherous.

Boudlebot: Who’s getting married? I have no idea. And where’s the hotdogs?

Sarah Twilight: Thank you for the interruption.

Twilight steps over to the Boudlebot with a disgusted look on his face.

Sarah Twilight: Maybe you should carry those –

Boudlebot: SHUT UP!

The crowd “OOOO’s”.

Boudlebot: I’m sorry, boudle. Do I know you? You look familiar. Ever been to Connector City? Might have bumped into you there.

Sarah Twilight: NO. You should know me you mindless dimwit. I am the only one in WCF who matte –

Boudlebot: SHUT UP!

Becoming frustrated now, Sarah Twilight furrows his brows and shouts back into the microphone.

Sarah Twilight: Who do you think yo –

Boudlebot: SHUT UP!

Sarah Twilight: ARGH.

Boudlebot: SHUT UP!

Sarah Twilight: …

Boudlebot: SHUT UP!

Sarah Twilight: …

Boudlebot: …

Sarah Twilight: You done?

Boudlebot: Yes.

Sarah Twilight: Good. Now like I was saying, before your annoyance nearly gave me a stroke. The only reason anyone is watching this at all is because of me. Furthermore, when I –

Boudlebot: SHUT UP!

Having enough, Sarah Twilight busts the microphone into the side of the Boudlebot’s head. It barely fazes him. The Boudlebot’s eyes turn red and he grabs Sarah, spinning him around, and locking him in a sleeper.

Zach Davis: I don’t know what it is exactly that I am seeing, but I have been waiting to see it for twelve years.

Shannan Lerch: Sarah Twilight is going to…

The Boudlebot amazingly leaps over Sarah’s shoulder while still applying the hold and lands in a sitting position, hitting the Connector.

Shannan Lerch: CONNECTOR CITY!

Sarah Twilight has been hit so hard his red wig pops off and flies into the air when he falls back. Sarah’s dress has been hiked up as well, revealing his leopard printed thong. The Boudlebot triumphantly stands over Sarah Twilight and spits a ticket out of his mouth that falls down and lands onto Sarah’s chest.

Boudlebot: Oh yes…

The Boudlebot soaks it in having a mechanical orgasm. He picks Sarah Twilight up and throws him over his shoulder.

Boudlebot: Well guys, I have a hot date with a redhead tonight.

Kid Phantasm: What are you doing, Boudlebot?

Boudlebot: My name is Logan. SHUT UP!

The Boudlebot slaps Sarah Twilight’s ass and begins carrying him out of the ring and up the ramp.

Kid Phantasm: That’s legitimate rape.

Jeff Purse performs a pelvic thrust. Fly just shakes his head, then looks to Frank and Cash behind him.

Jonny Fly: Hey, guys- last time the three of us were in a ring together you two checked out early. You guys gonna stick around this time, or what?

Zach Davis: Fly is, of course, referring to the Ultimate Showdown match last month-

Jonny Fly: Hey, remember when you two were World Champion? Most of these people don't.

FPV: Does it look like I care, Tool-bag? I've got the people on my side, something you're seriously starting to lack in.

Waylon Cash: Now now guys, this is supposed to be a peaceful wedding, remember.

Jonny Fly: The hillbilly's right, I'll save the asskickings for Oblivion.

Shannan Lerch: I gotta get me some of that. Be back later, Zach.

In the ring we see Steeltoe Joe attempting to signal for silence... the fans gradually die down until he can start the ceremony.

Steeltoe Joe: We are gathered here today to join this man, Cameron Bankston Junior- Kid Phantasm... and this woman, Crystal Laurendt- Nightmare, in holy matrimony. Over the course of this year, through good times and bad, their love and understanding of each other has grown and matured, and now they have decided to live their lives together as husband and wife.

Applause from both the fans and the participants in the ring

Steeltoe Joe: True marriage is more than joining the bonds of marriage of two persons; it is the union of two hearts. It lives on the love you give each other and never grows old, but thrives on the joy of each new day. Marriage is love. May you always be able to talk things over, to confide in each other, to laugh with each other, to enjoy life together, and to share moments of quiet and peace, when the day is done. May you be blessed with a lifetime of happiness and a home of warmth and understanding.

More applause; a tear from Shannan Lerch

Steeltoe Joe: The Unstable Elements have prepared their own vows for this; you may start whenever you're ready, either of you.

Kid P and Nightmare turn to each other, both wearing awkward smiles.

Nightmare: When we first met I knew I'd either kill you or love you, one of the two- and there have been times I thought it might be both. After everything I went through here in WCF I thought I might be better off starting over, being someone else... but there's no one else to be. There's nowhere else to be. This is my life, and you'll always be a part of it. You are my other half, Cameron Bankston. I'd kill for you. I'd die for you. I'll love you to the end of the earth, baby.

Holding back tears of joy, Kid Phantasm chimes in.

Kid Phantasm: You continue to be the greatest surprise of my life, baby. Before I met you, you were just a dream... and after I met you, you became my everything. When you were gone it was everything I could do to wait for you... I built us the best life I could in your absence, and just as I thought you would you came back to me in one piece. I wouldn't know what to do without you, baby. You are MY other half, Crystal Laurendt... I'd fight an army for you, with one hand tied behind my back if I had to. You're the only woman I've ever really loved, and I'd die before I'd let you down.

A beautiful quiet moment falls upon the ceremony. It is eventually interrupted by the parson, Steeltoe Joe.

Steeltoe Joe: Can we have the rings, please?

Organ music plays over the PA, with a little electronic help from DJ Da Funk. Everyone inside and outside the ring looks to the curtain... but no one comes forth.

Zach Davis: Ok, that's weird... can we get a camera backstage?

We cut backstage to see a guy wearing a backstage pass and a shirt reading 'Official Ringbearer'... he is slumped in a corner knocked out. A shadowy figure leaves our view and heads towards the curtain...

Zach Davis: What the hell happened back there?

As the organ remix continues, a shrill scream pierces the eardrums... a scream coming from the PA system! Out from the curtain comes our new 'ringbearer', Nathan von Liebert. The crowd goes crazy. In the ring, Kid Phantasm loosens his tie; Nightmare pulls her spike out of her garter (of course she's armed under that dress).

Zach Davis: I knew things were going too smoothly for a WCF wedding ceremony- here comes the man who put Nightmare on ice earlier this year, Nathan von Liebert!

Nathan comes out holding Kid and Nightmare's wedding rings... he stops at the top of the ramp and produces a microphone.

Nathan von Liebert: Do you know how hurt I am, Kid? I worked so hard making your life miserable, and yet it seems everything still turned out good for you. You got your girl back. You got friends surrounding you. You got happiness back in your life. And I still have nothing. . . except for your wedding rings. But do you think I honestly want them? They cannot replace Rocky, Kid, so these rings are worthless to me. But not to you. You want your rings back. And you can have them. . . you can have them if you beat me in the ring, right here, right NOW!

Crowd goes wild. Kid grabs the mic from STJ

Kid Phantasm: Come on NvL, where's your sense of decency? It's the day of my goddamn wedding, man! Look, just give us the rings - I promise you we'll have a match as soon as I get back from our honeymoon, if you'll just give us the rings.

A few boos from the crowd. NvL shakes his head.

Nathan von Liebert: I could do that, Kid. I could accept your promise of facing me after your honeymoon. But why wait? No rings, no wedding, no honeymoon. So instead of all these technicalities ruining your night, just let me do it myself. Come and get your rings, Kid. I'll be waiting.

As NvL goes to leave, putting the rings in the pocket of his vest... Corey Black grabs a mic on the outside.

Corey Black: Hey von Liebert- if you want a fight right now, you can come down to the ring and get one.

Crowd goes even crazier

Nathan von Liebert: Hey, Corey, go job your title to Fly or something. My fight is with Phantasm, not you. One fight with the wedding man is all I ask.

In the ring, Kid Phantasm appears to be waving off the wedding party... then he loudly tells them all to stand down.

Kid Phantasm: Alright, NvL- if that's what it'll take, come on down to the ring and let's do this.

Crowd goes apeshit. Nathan slowly approaches, staring down his many foes (Joe, Black, Purse... Fly, even... and Nightmare, who has to be restrained by Reb on the outside) as he enters. Kid takes off his jacket and tie; in a flash, Nathan jumps on him and blows are traded.

Zach Davis: NvL and Kid Phantasm, right now! I don't believe it! Nathan's wailing on the Kid here, who's still trying to adjust his tuxedo for a fight... a huge red right hand to the side of the head now, and the Kid is up against the ropes! Outside the ring, most of the wedding party seem to be holding Nightmare back- Phantasm with a kick to the groin! Nathan von Liebert's overzealousness lulled him into thinking he had the Kid sewn up- ICE CAP! ICE CAP! Kid hits an Ice Cap on Nathan- then digs in his pocket and retrieves the rings!

Crowd goes wild. The wedding party start to enter, thinking Nathan to be out of commission. Kid P turns his back, embracing his bride- one second later, NvL is somehow back up.

Zach Davis: You've got to be kiddin- Straight Jacket Drop! NvL got a parting shot on the Kid, delivering his own wedding present... and now he's getting it from the Pantheon! Jeff Purse with a superkick, knocking NvL into the ropes... Cash with a chopblock to the legs, Nathan's down! A huge leg drop from Reb... Fly with a senton splash! Franky- headbutt to the groin from FPV! Corey Black's picking Nathan up by his hair now... OH MY, BURNING HAMMER ON THE DEVIL'S RIGHT HAND HIMSELF! It took most of the wedding party, but I think we've finally restored order here... and the Kid's got the rings, so we can get back to the wedding.

Steeltoe Joe: Ah, good. Now repeat after me, Kid P-

A security team comes down and begins dragging Nathan von Liebert out- half a second later he comes to, kicking and screaming. An official with smelling salts takes a moment reviving Kid P, but does so.

Steeltoe Joe: You alright, Kid? Good. Repeat after me- Through this ring...

Kid Phantasm: Through this ring...

Steeltoe Joe: I accept you as my wife, now and for all time.

Kid Phantasm: ...I accept you as my wife, now and for all time.

The security team carries Nathan von Liebert backstage, passed a half unconscious Sarah Twilight roped to a steel chair. Boudlebot paces back and forth in front of him.

Boudlebot: I am not quite sure what it is about you, Sarah.

Twilight begins coming to.

Boudlebot: Something about you… a helpless attraction.

Sarah tried a decent attempt to break the ropes free, his struggle blissfully going unnoticed under the Boudlebot. The ropes proved to be too tight, so, Sarah decided there was other ways he would have to get out of this, something to bide his time while he began fingering the knot of ropes behind him.

Sarah Twilight: Do you generally like tying people up or is this girl just lucky?

Sarah’s smile was flirtatious and genuine. The Boudlebot could detect no sarcasm. Sarah managed to undo one of the many knots behind him. Not enough to quite break free.

Boudlebot: Babygurl…

The Boudlebot’s pelvic thrust. Sarah pretended to be in awe and very impressed by this.

Sarah Twilight: Oh my.

Boudlebot: You want to see it don’t you? I can tell.

Sarah Twilight: Uh.. well..

Before Sarah could even try to change the subject, the Boudlebot began a series of robotic tasks.

Boudlebot: Jumbo Hotdog of Treachery engaged.

A small plate on the bots crotch area opened and a half cooked hotdog on a stick slid out.

Boudlebot: You see this?

The bot did another pelvic thrust, the hotdog flapping around in the process.

Boudlebot: THIS?

Pelvic thrust.

Sarah Twilight: Yes. I see… ‘it’.

Another knot undone. Almost.

Boudlebot: Open up, babygurl.

He began the crotch thrusting close to Sarah’s face.

Sarah Twilight: Wait, wait, wait!

Boudlebot: What?

Sarah Twilight: I wouldn’t mind a little ketchup on that first.

Sarah somehow knew this would buy him some more time to break loose the knots. The Boudlebot’s head began shaking furiously.

Boudlebot: KETCHUP?! I knew you were too good to be true.

Sarah Twilight: Well.. HOLY CRAP!

Boudlebot: WHAT?!

Sarah Twilight: What is Torture doing here?!

The knots finally broke free. The enraged Boudlebot turned to scan for Torture giving Sarah Twilight enough time to free himself from the chair and hit a power button on the bots back shutting him down. It’s about time Phantasm installed one of those. Sarah stood nonchalantly dusting his hands off.

Sarah Twilight: Mischief over treachery, my friend.

He patted the Boudlebot’s steel head and escaped from the locker room. Back in the ring, Nightmare puts a ring on Kid P's finger.

Nightmare: ...I accept you as my husband, now and for all time.

"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA; even Da Funk seems surprised.

Zach Davis: OH NO- Seth had called a 'truce' for this event, but that's already fallen by the wayside. What the hell is gonna happen now that he's on the way out here?

Seth Lerch comes from backstage and he appears to be very, very drunk. If that doesn't sound dangerous enough for you, he also appears to be holding a hot mic. As he approaches the ring he begins addressing the wedding party.

Seth Lerch: Well, well, well- Kid and Nightmare, together again. Thanks for inviting me to your wedding, you jerkfaces. I spent ALL NIGHT looking for a date, but to no avail! You invited my whore sister but not me? After I was kind enough to let the two of you ruin one of my pay-per-view events with this thinly-veiled religious ceremony?

Zach Davis: Oh man, Seth is gonna regret this later- at least the drinking. Even if he doesn't get some of what the Pantheon and friends gave NvL, he'll at least have a PPV-sized hangover.

Seth enters the ring, receiving angry glares from many of the wedding party members... Kid Phantasm, Jonny Fly, Nightmare... Bobby Cairo... FPV.

Seth Lerch: Well I got news for you two- this wedding is over RIGHT NOW...

Massive boo from the crowd

Seth Lerch: This wedding is- SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS WEDDING IS OVER RIGHT NOW UNLESS I AM THE FIRST ONE TO KISS THE BRIDE!

Boos continue; Nightmare seems quite insistent that this will not happen.

Seth Lerch: Oh, no? Well, too bad, missy. I got news for you and your little hubby right there- you either give me my rightful reward as CEO of this company or I fire the both of you right here and now. You can fill out job applications together on your honeymoon. You like that? Huh? Come on, give me a-

Seth closes his eyes and leans toward Nightmare, who decks him with a right hand to the temple. The crowd goes wild- the wedding party cheers and laughs hysterically as Seth rolls around on the mat.

Seth Lerch: YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lazers begin to flash. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage.

Zach Davis: NOT AGAIN!!

There are winged angel statues, one on each of the two front corners, of the entrance stage. Down the ramp, on both sides are winged angel statues, several feet apart. In between the statues are standing lit candles. From the entrance stage and down the ramp is a red carpet.

Zach Davis: Angel statues?! Standing candles?! A red carpet?! The attitude is still the same, but this might be a good change for Oblivion. This religious experience and all.

Then right about the time, everyone's curiosity is at a fever pitch, a dubstep mashup of Gregorian Chant by the Benedict Monks and Oblivion by Mastadon begins to play. Fog begins to roll out onto the entrance stage and down the ramp.

I flew beyond the sun before it was time
Burning all the gold that held me inside my shell
Waiting for you to pull me back in
I almost had the world in my sight
Lost love, bright eyes fading
Faster than stars falling
How can I tell you that I've failed
Tell you I failed...

Falling from grace cause I've been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song

NOW I'M LOST IN OBLIVION!!!

Zach Davis: Now fog?! Strobes, lazers, candles, angel statues and now this creepy music?! This whole new "religious" thing of Oblivion's is starting to REALLY FREAK ME OUT!!

Several Gathering members slowly walk out in monk robes... chanting. Mini Oblivion is carrying something in gold, by a thick gold chain. Some kind of thick mist is seeping out of it. Mini Oblivion is gently moving it, as it slowly moves and bounces around, causing the thick smoke to flow out of the gold canister. The Gathering, with their hooded heads down continuing to chant. Slightly bouncing behind them are The Vixens, who are dressed in a sexier modified version of what Catholic Nuns wear. They to have their heads down and their hands in a prayer manner.

Zach Davis: This is where Oblivion should be showing upn. This whole "religious" experience with Oblivion is giving me the creeps. Something doesn't feel right about this!!

The lighter colored lights begin to flicker, which causes everyone to look around. The Gathering, in their monk robes, are on the outside, of the ring standing near the four corners, of the ring. The Vixens in their "Nun Habits" are kneeling ringside with their hands in a prayer position. The Gathering are kneeling on one knee, as they pay homage to Oblivion. The Vixens are still kneeling, but are now praying feverishly.

Zach Davis: It looks as if Oblivion has really gone all out on this whole religious experience. Let's hope Oblivion doesn't end as a false prophet...

Then the Center slightly shakes, as the sound of thunder rumbles.

Zach Davis: BAH!! This is all a hoax!! I don't believe for one moment that Oblivion has gone religious!!

Lightning strike the corners corners, of the ring. The loud sounds made everyone jump out of their seats. Some, of the people are scared out of their minds.

Zach Davis: Holy....

The lights flicker then... POP!! The lighter colored lights go out!!

The lights flicker, then come back on. In the center of the ring, is Oblivion. Standing behind Oblivion are Andy Warhawk, Zombie McMorris, and another hooded person.

Zach Davis: Who is that fourth person under the hood.

The fourth person looks around before.... The crowd gasps!!

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S SYNN!!!! HOW IN THE HELL?!??! SYNN IS WITH THE CHURCH OF THE DARK SAINTS!!!

Kid Phantasm and Nightmare climb out of the ring, following pastor Steeltoe Joe- Reb, Purse, Fly and Corey Black are taking on the Church members. The fight between Pantheon and the Church spills to the outside of the ring near the ramp.

Shannan Lerch: What did I miss over here?

Zach Davis: You were just in the ring! You didn't miss-

Shannan Lerch: NIGHTY YOUR DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL, GIRL! Oh man, I love this chick. She took my brother out with a man sized punch- that was the highlight of my month so far.

Kid and Nightmare seem insistent; Steeltoe Joe begins speaking into the microphone once more.

Steeltoe Joe: By the power vested in me by the state of Pennsylvania and the Wrestling Championship Federation, I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Kid Phantasm. You may now kiss the bride... and I'm out of here!

Joe climbs the guardrail, escaping through the crowd as Kid and Nightmare kiss. Flashes go off all over the arena. As they finish the ceremony, the Unstable Elements turn to see the Pantheon members and Church members continue their fight... they shrug and jump the railing, heading into the crowd as Joe did before them.

Shannan Lerch: Bye guys! Have fun on your honeymoon- don't get pregnant, girl!

Zach Davis: We've got Oblivion and Jonny Fly going at it- it looks like this might be our main event, ladies and gentlemen... and here comes NvL again! He's charging the ring now, looking for Phantasm and Nightmare... they're long gone, now, and all he'll find is the rest of the wedding party minus Steeltoe Joe.

World Title Match
Oblivion vs Jonny Fly

Shannan Lerch: This match is going to be epic, Zach!! No doubt about it!! There has been plenty of talk about this match and from each other. The talking stops now as we hear...

[DING!-DING!]

Shannan Lerch: Yes, the bell signifies the beginning, of this match!

The crowd is at a fever's pitch!! Everyone is standing.

Crowd: LET'S GO JONNY!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!>

Other half of Crowd: NO!!

Crowd: LET'S GO JONNY!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!>

Other half of Crowd: NO!!

Zach Davis: this Philadelphia crowd is well divided in their loyalty!! Surprisingly, tho that although Oblivion could careless about the WCF Universe... IT SPECIFICALLY SAID SO, the crowd still rallies behind The Monster of Madness!

The world champion and the challenger circle the ring, as they size up each other. The two stop, in the center, as Oblivion raises up IT's massive right arm. Jonny Fly cautiously looks up at the massive mitt, of Oblivion. Fly proceeds to raise up his left hand, but quickly switches hands and Jonny raises up HIS right hand.

Shannan Lerch: Yousee, the champion is playing mind games, already.

Oblivion wipes IT's hands onto his jean shorts, before raising IT's left hand. But, Fly quickly changes hands and raises up his left hand. This makes Oblivion angry.

Shannan Lerch: See, Zach. The champion's actions has already caused Oblivion into a rage. getting The Monster off balanced and off IT's game plan.

Finally the two connect both hands and the test of strength begins. The crowd raises their voices, encouraging whoever they want to win...

Crowd: Let's go Jonny!!

The other half of Crowd: Let's go Oblivion!!

Oblivion uses his strength and slight size difference to gain the advantage, but the World Champion uses his speed by using his feet to break up the massive hand grip of Oblivion. then, quick as lightning, Fly grabs an arm of Oblivion and proceeds to twist it, before....

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Clothesline by Oblivion!!

WHAM!!!

Zach Davis: Another clothesline by Oblivion, causes Jonny Fly to crawl to the nearest corner. Oblivion, thinking IT has the advantage and charges towards the World Champion, charges towards Johnny Fly, who looks slightly dazed, moves out of the way. The crowd roars with cheers, as Oblivion crashes into the turnbuckles. As The Monster turns around, Fly had already charges to wards the ropes.

Shannan Lerch: The champion bounces off the ropes, as Oblivion turns around....

WHAM!!!!

Zach Davis: SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEA-EARR-R!!!

Shannan Lerch: Johnny's going for the pin!!!

The crowd gasps in anticipation!! The referee slides into position...

Crowd: On-...

Zach Davis: Not even a one count.

Fly takes advantage and hooks a chinlock onto his challenger. Oblivion moves IT's arms around, trying to find a quick exit out of the hold. Oblivion ends up standing, as Jonny fly changes the grip into a side headlock.

Shannan Lerch: As you can see, the champion is NOT intimidated by Oblivion. He is squeezing tight that side headlock!!

WHAM!!

Oblivion slams a forearm against the side of the World Champion.

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: A second forearm blast to the side ribs of Jonny Fly.

Fly responses by shaking the side head lock.

Shannan Lerch: That will give Oblivion cauliflower ears, for sure!!

WHAM!!!

Oblivion slams, one more time another forearm into the ribs of Jonny Fly. But, with Fly continuing the side headlock, Oblivion picks up Fly and...

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Beautiful side suplex, almost bending Jonny Fly in half!!

Fly crashes hard onto the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is going for the quick pin cover...

Stanley Moser gets into position...

Crowd: One....

Crowd: Two...

Crowd: THre....

NO-O-O-O-O!!!

KICKOUT!!!!

Shannan Lerch: Yes!!

Zach Davis: Remember, you have to be impartial in these kinds of matches!!

Shannan Lerch: Screw that!!

Shannan cheers along with the crowd.

Shannan Lerch/Crowd: JONNY!! JONNY!! JONNY!! JONNY!!

Oblivion drops a massive elbow!

WHAM!!

Oblivion drops another massive elbow!! Oblivion picks up Fly...

THUMP!!!

Shannan Lerch: The champion nails the challenger with a back fist!!

Then out of nowhere... WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Amityville Horror!!

The champion nails a surprise Samoan Driver on Oblivion.

Shannan Lerch: The champion's not done!!

Jonny Fly slightly runs to a nearby corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: The champion looks around before flying off the turnbuckles....

Shannan Lerch: The Dynasty flies....

The World Champion execute a moonsault and heads right for a prone Oblivion....

Crowd: NO-O-O-O!!!

Zach Davis: I don't believe it!! I just don't believe it, Oblivion moves out of the way!!

Jonny grabs his mid-section and proceeds to flop on the mat. Oblivion grabs fly and picks him up and...

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: T-Bone suplex by Oblivion!!

Zach Davis: So far, the rest of the Dark Church have been behaving themselves.

Shannan Lerch: Well, they should. It's a one on one match-up!!

Oblivion picks up Jonny Fly and Irish-whip Fly into the ropes. Oblivion grabs a hold of Stanley Moser. As Fly is about to bounce off the ropes, the top ring rope is pulled down and Fly collapses over the rope and down onto the padded ringside area.

Shannan Lerch: That's not fair!! Stanley Moser do your damn job!!

Zach Davis: The referee didn't see it!!

Shannan Lerch: That's because Oblivion was holding him!!

As Fly lays on the ringside area, Zombie McMorris walks towards Jonny Fly, but the referee catches him. Stanley Moser requests a mic...

Stanley Moser: EVERYONE LEAVE THE RINGSIDE AREA!! EVERY...O-O-ONE!!

Shannan Lerch: If they interfered once, they would of done it again. Bravo Mr. Moser!! BRAVO!!!

Oblivion rolls under the bottom ring rope.

WHAM!-WHAM!-WHAM!-WHAM!-WHAM!-WHAM!

Zach Davis: Oblivion and Jonny Fly are fighting right in front of us!!

Fly knees Oblivion in the mid-section and Irish whips Oblivion towards the ring side metal barriers...

REVERSAL!!

Oblivion Irish whips Jonny fly into the ringside barriers...

REVERSAL!!

CLANG!!

Oblivion is flung into the ringside barrier.

STOMP!-STOMP!!-STOMP!!-STOMP!!

The champion begins to stomp onto Oblivion, by hanging onto the ringside barrier.

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly has become an animal by pushing the face of Oblivion into the ringside barriers.

Fly picks up Oblivion...

THUMP!!

Shannan Lerch: No fair!! Oblivion just kneed Jonny in the mid-section...

CLANG!!!

Oblivion slams Jonny Fly's head onto the barrier. Oblivion grabs the champion and Irish whips him...

REVERSAL...

Shannan Lerch: Jonny Fly reverses the Irish whip!

REVERSAL!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion just reversed the reversal...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Short-arm clothesline!!

STOMP!-STOMP!!-STOMP!!-STOMP!!

Oblivion proceeds to stomp down onto the World Champion!

Shannan Lerch: Stanley Moser! Do your damn job!! Oblivion is an animal!!

Oblivion picks up the champion and drops his chest/face first onto the steel ringside steps. Fly collapses. Oblivion picks up Fly and grabs both sides of his mouth and proceeds to stretch out The Dynasty's mouth. Oblivion takes one of IT's own hand, while the other hand is still stretching out Fly's mouth and pounds down on the champion's mouth. Fly grabs his own mouth.

Zach Davis: Looks like Oblivion is going to execute a vertical suplex, on the ringside mats.

WHOO-OOSH WHAM!!

Jonny Fly arches up his back. Oblivion grabs a limp Fly and...

WHAM-WHOOSH-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: An European uppercut and STO!!

The crowd roars with cheers. Jonny fly sees Oblivion laying motionless and bolts towards a nearby corner. climbing up to the top turnbuckle. Quickly Fly flies off....

WHOO-OO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!! A FROG SPLASH ON THE RINGSIDE MATS!! Both Oblivion and Jonny Fly are not moving!!

Stanley Moser looks around and proceeds to count...

Shannan Lerch: WHAT?!?! Stanley Moser counting out Fly and Oblivion?!

Stanley Moser: THREE!! FOUR!!

Fly begins to slowly move.

Shannan Lerch: Jonny is moving!!

Stanley Moser: FIVE!! SIX!!

Oblivion begins to move. Fly slowly crawls over to Oblivion...

WHAM-BAM-WHAM-BAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion and Jonny Fly are still fighting, on their knees!!

The champion stands up first, as Oblivion gets to one knee. Fly takes a few steps back and bolts towards Oblivion, who is dazed and confused.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion's eyes are glazed over!!

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly is gonn clean The Monster's clock!! NO-O-O!!

The Dynasty charges towards Oblivion.....

Jonny Fly: AHH-H-H-H-H!!!

Oblivion finally gets off the one knee and barely can stand up. IT's legs could buckle at any second. The Monster is staggering around as IT slowly get to IT's feet.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Jonny Fly....

WHOOO-OOO=OOSH-WHAM-CLANG!!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT THE FU.....!!!

Oblivion barely catches Jonny Fly, by back body dropping the champion. Fly catapults towards the ringside barrier. Oblivion grabs Fly and drops him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!

Zach Davis: The champion is not moving!!

Oblivion looks around and decides to run towards the closest ringpost.

Shannan Lerch: Monsters are NOT supposed to fly!!

Zach Davis: But, this Monster does!!

Oblivion perches on top of the turnbuckles, still grimacing from the impacts from the world Champion. Oblivion soars off the top turnbuckle, with a leg drop attempt....

Shannan Lerch: That legdrop is gonna kill the champion. He is too close to the ringside barriers!!

Oblivion flies off the turnbuckles...

Oblivion: AHH-H-H-HHH-H-H!!!

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM-CLANG!!

The crowd cheers!!

The impact was devastating. It looked devastating....

Shannan Lerch: YES!!!

Jonny Fly moved out of the way and Oblivion crashed into the barriers. Fly grabs Oblivion and drops IT with a DDT! Oblivion is just in between the barriers and the ring, but Fly takes a chance and runs towards the barriers and shoots off from them...

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

The crowd goes completely crazy!! Their cheers have become deafening!

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!! JONNY FLY JUST MOONSAULTED OFF THE RINGSIDE BARRIERS ONTO OBLIVION!!

Fly picks up Oblivion and rolls The Monster into the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Jonny Fly is going for the win!!!

Crowd: ONE!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE-EE-EE!!!

NO-O-O-O!!!

KICKOUT!!

Shannan Lerch: NO-O-O-O-O!! NO! NO!! NO!! HOW IN THE HELL?!

Oblivion kicked out at two and three quarters. Moser's hand was a half inch away from slapping the final count for a Fly victory! Fly becomes frustrated as he proceeds to pound down onto Oblivion face with multiple punches. Fly picks up Oblivion and stand him up. The Monster is wobbly, as Fly flies towards the ropes. Fly bolts towards Oblivion, but the Monster jumps up and...

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Enziguiri!!

Shannan Lerch: NO-O-O!! Jonny Fly was supposed to make an example of Oblivion!! Why hasn't won already?!?

Zach Davis: Now, do you believe in the power of Oblivion? Has Oblivion made an believer out of you?

Shannan Lerch: I never said I wasn't!!

With Jonny Fly on his stomach, Oblivion leaps into the air and lands a massive doubler leg drop across the back of the champion!!

Crowd: OUU-U-U-U!!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion is picking up Fly again!!

Oblivion nails Fly with another tilt-a- whirl backbreaker!!

Shannan Lerch: What is Oblivion doing now?!?

Zach Davis: Looks like IT's going for a Boston Crab...

Shannan Lerch: NOO-O-O-O!!!

Fly screams out in horror from the pain.

Stanley Moser: Hey champ!! Want to call it a night and submit?!

Fly says nothing, but he crawls towards the ropes.

Jonny Fly: HA-HA-HA!! I MADE IT!! NO-O-O-O!!

Oblivion pulls him back to the center of the ring.

Jonny Fly: AHHH-H-H!!

Stanley Moser: What will it be, Fly?! Submit?!?

Jonny Fly: NEVER-ER-ER!! NOO-O-O-O-O!!

The crowd cheers loudly as they see Fly slowly digging his nails into the mat. Inch by inch, Fly drags himself and Oblivion closer to the ropes.

Shannan Lerch: Jonny is getting closer to the ropes!! I don't believe it!!

Oblivion is trying all of IT's might, but Jonny Fly is showing why he has heart, by ignoring the pain from the Boston Crab and...

Zach Davis: HE MADE IT!! JONNY FLY MADE IT TO THE ROPES!!

Shannan Lerch: YES!!

Stanley Moser: Oblivion, relinquish the Boston Crab, now!! ONE!! TWO!!

Oblivion continues to hang on to the submission hold.

Stanley Moser: THREE!! FOUR!! FIV...

Oblivion lets go of the Boston Crab, as Jonny Fly crawls under the ropes and kneels on the ring apron. Fly hangs onto the ring ropes. Oblivion charges at the World Champion, but..

WHAM!!

Oblivion: OOF!!

Shannan Lerch: Fly just shoulder blocked Oblivion in the mid-section!!

Oblivion stumbles back, as he roars back and bolts towards Fly. The champion uses the ropes to catapult himself over his challenger...

Zach Davis: The champion rolls up Oblivion!!

NO-O-O!! REVERSAL!!

Shannan Lerch: DAMN IT!! Can anyone keep this Monster down?!

REVERSAL!!

Shannan Lerch: YES!!

Fly reverses the reverse and rolls Oblivion into....

Zach Davis: LIONTAMER!!

Oblivion screams out in horrible pain!!

Jonny Fly: TAP OUT!! TAP OUT!! TAP OUT, DAMN YOU!!!

Oblivion screams out...

Oblivion: NOO-O-O-O!

Oblivion begins to block out the pain...

Zach Davis: UH-OH!!

Shannan Lerch: NO-O-O!!

Oblivion takes every ounce from IT's body and slowly uses IT's massive finger nails to crawl towards the ring ropes, but...

NO-O-O-O-O

Zach Davis: Fly just dragged Oblivion back to the center of the ring!!

Stanley Moser: What will it be?!?

Oblivion: NO-O-O!!

Jonny Fly: TAP OUT!! YOU KNOW YOU WON'T WIN!! JUST TAP OUT ALREADY!! TA-A-AP OU-OU-OUTT-T!!

Oblivion: NOO-O-O!!

Oblivion takes one last breath and proceeds to dig his nails into the mat and crawls... slowly dragging himself and Jonny Fly towards the ropes.

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly cannot believe his eyes. how much can the champion beat down someone before they give up!! This shows Oblivion has heart!!

The crwod cheers!

Shannan Lerch: Damn it!! Oblivion has made it, to the ropes!

Stanley Moser: Fly, relinquish the Liontamer, now!! ONE!! TWO!!

The champion continues to hang on to the submission hold.

Stanley Moser: THREE!! FOUR!! FIV...

Jonny Fly lets go of the Liontamer. Oblivion uses the ropes to stand up. Both men are barely standing!!

Crowd: This is awesome!!! This is awesome!! This is awesome!!

Both men are standing and looking at each other.

Zach Davis: Oblivion takes a wild swing at the champion, but misses.

Shannan Lerch: Fly has Oblivion on his shoulders.

Fly proceeds to spin Oblivion around in an Airplane Spin...

Zach Davis: Round and round they go, where they land...

Shannan Lerch: ... no-one knows!! Ha-Ha!! I get it, now shut up!!

Fly releases the airplane spins and Oblivion flies off the shoulders and lands hard on the mat!

Zach Davis: Looks like Fly is going for the pin.

Shannan Lerch: About damn time!!

Jonny Fly attempts a pin cover, but Oblivion pokes Fly in the eye!!

The crowd boos.

Oblivion stomps the mid-section of the champion and Oblivion has Jonny Fly on his shoulders. Oblivion knocks Fly's legs off IT's left shoulder and drops him face first with an RKO.

Now, the crowd cheers.

Zach Davis: Fickle crowd! 5150!! Oblivion goes for the pin...

Shannan Lerch: NO-O-O!!!

Stanley Moser slides into position...

Crowd: ONE!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE-EE-EE!!!

NO-O-O-O-O!!

KICKOUT!!!

The Wells Fargo Center rumbles with the explosive cheers from the crowd!

Shannan Lerch: FLY KICKED OUT!! FLY KICKED OUT!! JONNY KICKED OUT!!

Oblivion picks up Jonny Fly and whips him towards the ropes. Oblivion bounces off the ropes. Both men charges towards each other...

WHAM!!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion and The World Champion just fell out of the ring and they are still pummeling each other in front of us.

Fly takes a wild swing at his challenger, but misses. Oblivion clotheslines Fly and they both fly over the commentary table!!

WHAM!!

Fly slams the challenger's head onto the table!! Oblivion crumbles to the floor, as Fly removes the table covering off.

Shannan Lerch: The Dynasty is removing the monitors and tossing them aside!!

Jonny Fly rolls Oblivion onto the commentary table. Fly picks up Oblivion for a powerbomb...

WHAM!!-CRA-A-A-ASH!! Table collapses!!

Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!

The champion crawls around and grabs Oblivion and drags him into the ring. Both Jonny Fly and Oblivion strain to get back up to their feet. Fly gets up first and bolts towards the ropes...

Zach Davis: Oblivion struggles to stand up!!

WHAM!!!

Shannan Lerch: SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR-EAR-EAR!!

The World Champion doesn't take any chances as he flies towards the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: You know what this means!!

Jonny flies off the turnbuckle Fly then jumps off the turnbuckle, keeping his body in a missile-like position, and proceeds to strike Oblivion in the heart with his skull.

Shannan Lerch: Fly is going for the pin!!

The crowd waits with anticipation!!

Crowd: ONE!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE-EE-EE!!!

[DING!-DING!-DING!!]

Shannan Lerch: Jonny Fly did it!! He finally defeated Oblivion!! This match went back and forth and The Dynasty finally pulled something out for the HU-U-U-UGE win!!!

The crowd are on their feet as they cheer for the champion!!

Crowd: JONNY! JONNY!! JONNY! JONNY!

Zach Davis: Well fans, what a night Revenge has been. We'll see you at Slam.

Shannan Lerch: Goodnight!

The PPV fades to black as Fly celebrates his win.

Table of Contents

Slam Intro

Christopher Kane Segment

Tommy Kain/Kief/Ryan Pugh/Ophelia Pain vs Christopher Kane/Mike Epps/Cesar Romero/Shane Knight

Scott Savage Segment

Hardcore Title Match: ??? vs Roy Speede

Bishop/Priest vs Red River Coalition

Waylon Cash vs Michael Santiago vs Kale Windsor vs Ryan Blake

No DQ Match: Joel Hall vs Outcast vs Hank Lane

Internet Title Match: Johnny Stylez vs Stuart Slane

United States Title Match: Johnny Reb vs Steve Orbit

Tag Team Titles Match: Synn/Doc Henry vs Prophecy

Television Title Ladder Match: Jeff Purse vs Eric Price

Warehouse Brawl Match: Sado vs Famine of the Vile

War Placement Match: D-Day vs Logan

War Placement Match: FPV vs Odin Balfore

Oblivion Segment

Unstable Elements: The Wedding

World Title Match: Oblivion vs Jonny Fly

 

Of The Week

Wrestler:
Kid Phantasm
Match:
Johnny Stylez vs Stuart Slane
Roleplay:

 

Champions

World:
Jonny Fly
Hardcore:
Roy Speede
Television:
Eric Price
United States:
Steve Orbit
Peoples:
FPV
Internet:
Stuart Slane
Tag Team:
Prophecy