the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey
The lights go black and the pa goes silent. Suddenly, Survival by Eminem blasts over the PA and the fans go apeshit.
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse?! Is he back?
The titon tron begins playing video of Jeff Purse's career. He flies through the air crushing through Cory Black and a table from a ladder. Him kicking and pinning the monster that is Oblivion. He goes face to face with Eric Price. He is shown beating Geavedigger, his face covered in blood. There is a clip of him getting hit by a car and Jeff going up against Sarah Twilight and beating her at XIII. He is shown eliminating Eric Price from War. Then we get four second clips of Jeff raising these belts in this order over his head in the matches he won them in...tag titles, US title, TV title, hardcore title, trios title, another TV title, and of course the two different WCF World titles. The screen fades and in big blue letters we see "The Future Returns. September 11, 2016.
The music fades out as does the video package. The lights and camera cut back to the announcers.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Jeff Purse is coming home!
Zach Davis: Just in time for War no less. I cant wait for that.
Freddy Whoa: This is the last PPV stop before War - and this is how we start it? WIth the announcement that Jeff Purse, a former War winner, is coming back for this match?
Zach Davis: This is the last PPV before War, and normally we'd say War season begins after tonight - but clearly that would be wrong. Given tonight's Mikey eXtreme versus Henry Spearman match, War season has begun!
We go to a commercial for War.
Television Title Match
BioWalker vs Thomas Uriel Bates
Kyle Steele: Ladies and Gentlemen, our first match-up of the evening is a handicap match, and is scheduled for one fall. It is for the WCF Television Championship. Introducing first, the team of Tyler Walker and Biohazard: BioWalker!
The lights dim as "Gonna Make You Sweat" by C&C Music Factory hits the PA. biohazard runs out onto the stage and spits some ooze in the air, followed by Walker who flexes in front of him. The two men hug for a little bit too long before making their way down the aisle. Walker enters the ring and bullies the ref as biohazard does some flippy lucha shit on the ropes. Finally they settle down and wait in the corner for the match to start.
Kyle Steel: And their opponent, Making his way to the ring weighting in at four hundred and thirty pounds, standing at six foot nine inches, from Huntsville, Alabama. He is the WCF Television Champion; the Impassable Mountain, The Mountain of W-C-F, THOMAS URIEL BBBBAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEESSSS!!!!
He glares down at the ring with intensity before finally walking to the ring. He arrives at the ring, climbs up the steps and walks to the center of the apron. He steps over the top rope and enters the ring.
Bates looks towards Walker and Biohazard, stretches out his arms, and roars. The crowd joins in, amplifying the thunderous effect. He hands the belt over to the referee, and the ref calls for the bell.
Tyler Walker decides to start things off in the match. He tries to charge Bates, to no avail. Bates simply lifts his leg and nails a big boot.
Bates picks Walker up and throws him to the ropes.He extends his arms out but Walker ducks underneath, and grabs him from behind in a full-nelson position.
Biohazard gets in the ring, and goes to use his toxic ooze, but Bates ducks, and Biohazard sprays Walker right in the eyes.
Tyler fumbles around the ring, using his hands to try and find Bates, but he only finds Biohazard.
A blinded Tyler Walker throws Biohazard to the ropes, and hits the “Batter Up.”
Bates approaches Walker from behind, locks him in a full-nelson position, and executes the badge. He pins Walker.
Kyle Steel: Your winner, and STILL the WCF Television Champion, Thomas Uriel Bates!
Gemini Battle/Sarah Twilight Segment
A door with a big star on it reading "WCF GM" on it is on display as a pale white hand knocks on it. A voice from inside shouts to enter and the door opens. Sarah Twilight is seen in her wrestling gear behind a desk doing some last minute administrative work before her big match and Gemini Battle slams the door shut behind him.
Gemini Battle: Seth, I need to talk to you... did you grow a beard.
Sarah rubs her face.
Sarah Twilight: Very funny, 'champ.' What do you want.
Gemini Battle: Listen, Seth...
Gemini Battle: Bates just made mincemeat out of BioWalker, and I'm sorry that your boys went down like that. But I just want one thing to be clear. Tonight, after I defend this title here neither Alpine or Bates are to ask for a rematch. You understand me? I don't want Alpine shouting about some sort of conspiracy and I don't need that ogre claiming that since he had to work double duty that he deserves a one-on-one. This is is for both of them. Understood?
Sarah gets out of her seat and her form is still intimidating.
Sarah Twilight: Now understand me, 'champ.'
Gemini Battle: Why do you keep using air quotes when you say that, Seth?
Sarah Twilight: You just worry about climbing that mountain and avoiding the shine. And I'll worry about defeating Zero Tolerance and company. IF you win... and that's a very big 'IF' then, and only then are you to address me. Until then stay outta my way... and I'll stay outta yours.
Gemini Battle: You're cranky today, huh? I've got just the thing for that...
He motions behind him and a seductively dressed 85 year old woman walks in.
Gemini Battle: I introduce to you... Betty Adams!
Sarah sighs again as Betty begins a striptease...
Gemini Battle: I'll leave you two be...
Gemini smiles, waves and closes the door. But not before saying.
Gemini Battle: Remember... no rematches, Seth!
Twilight dismisses Betty and uncharacteristically politely allows her to leave with all limbs attached before sitting back down and getting back to work. As she signs the final stack of paperwork she laughs to herself, shakes her head and says...
Sarah Twilight: What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
She signs the final paper and puts them away. That moment of amusement and small smirk is replaced by one of disgust as she looks at the stack of papers in the outbox on her desk.
Sarah Twilight: What the fuck is wrong with me.
She throws the pen down and leaves the office.
Chaos vs Greg St. Matthews vs Mark Gallagher vs Logan Burgess vs Nicky O'Reilly vs Cliff of Doom
Kyle Steel: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from London, United Kingdom, weighing in at 321 lbs., the Extreme Champion, Chaos!
This Love by Pantera. For the first couple of seconds, the stage is blank, only a image of the name "ChAos" covered in barbed wire shows, then, the lights go up and Chaos is just standing there, just before the rock starts. When the rock kicks in, he does a Roman Reigns style roar, with the Extreme Championship around his waist, and a trash can FULL of weapons. He walks to the ring, throws the crash can inside, and climbs in via the steps, and prepares to fight.
Kyle Steel: His opponents, first, from Sterling, Kentucky, weighing in at 186 lbs., Greg St. Matthews!
Hard Row by The Black Keys hits the PA. St. Matthews walks to the stage stands and looks around then runs straight to the ring and jumps to the middle rope and lifts his arms to the crowd.
Kyle Steel: From Brunson, South Carolina, weighing in at 227 lbs., Nicky O’Reilly!
'Somebody Told Me' comes on and the crowd goes wild. They already know who it is. The crowd screams even more when Nicky walks to the stage. Nicky stares at the crowd in amazement, he never dreamed of this! He nods his head to the beat of the music. He quickly lifts his index finger up in the air and fireworks explode next to him. He then slowly moves his finger towards his opponents standing in the ring. Nicky walks to the ring, giving Hi-5s along the way. He even signs a couple signatures! He goes up the stairs and jumps the rope to enter the ring. He is ready.
Kyle Steel: From Selden, NY, weighing in at 190 lbs., Cliff of Doom!
The arena goes dark. James Hetfield finger picks over the sound of strings and wind instruments. When the rest of the band kicks in, a spotlight shines on Cliff of Doom, who is at the top of the aisle posing with his arms stretched, fists clenched, and his head thrown back while he lets out a yell. He walks down to the ring. At the end of the first verse, the song cuts to the guitar solo, by which point Cliff climbs on to the second rope and repeats the same pose from before.
Kyle Steel: From Your Nightmares, weighing in at 217 lbs., Logan “Demon King” Burgess!
Logan’s entrance is like Finn Balor’s and is accompanied by flames.
Kyle Steel: And from Sheffield, England, weighing in at 220 lbs., “Main Event” Mark Gallagher!
The lights die for a second and are then replaced by a gloomy red glow. "Wait and bleed" by slipknot hits the PA system so loud the crowds boos and USA chants Can't be heard. Mark then enters with his head down and a quick meaning full walk to the ring only occasionally making eye contact with the crowd, he carries nunchucks to the ring these will be used in any no dq matches he swing them about swapping hands in lighting speed, also practices the striking aspect of nunchucks when waiting for his opponent.
Zach Davis: We have the whole shebang here, Freddie. Guys who have been around for a few months to guys who are wrestling their first WCF match tonight!
The bell rings. The competitors pair off and start throwing fists at each other. Chaos goes after Burgess. Gallagher goes after Cliff. St. Matthews goes after O’Reilly. Gallagher sends Cliff to the floor with a clothesline. Burgess drop kicks Chaos. O’Reilly sends St. Matthews off the ropes and hits a Frankensteiner.
Freddy Whoa: That’s one of the moves he demonstrated in his YouTube clips!
Gallagher, Burgess, and O’Reilly have a brief standoff before Gallagher and Burgess gang up on O’Reilly.
Freddy Whoa: Going after the new guy!
Gallagher hold O’Reilly by the waste while Burgess super kicks O’Reilly. Gallagher release German suplexs O’Reilly. O’Reilly goes to the floor. Gallagher and Burgess start trading punches. Chaos sneaks up behind Gallagher and executes a Back Stabber while St. Matthews hits a spinning heel kick to Burgess’ temple. Chaos grabs St. Matthews as he tries to get up and crushes him with a package piledriver. Chaos poses for the crowd when Cliff of Doom comes out of nowhere and hits a handspring back elbow to Chaos.
Zach Davis: Crazy action in these first few minutes!
Cliff of Doom spots O’Reilly on the outside floor. He gets the crowd to clap, runs off the rope, and dives over the top rope and to the outside with a suicide somersault senton onto O’Reilly. The crowd pops.
Zach Davis: He calls that the Cliff Dive!
Cliff is slow to get up. When he does, St. Matthews hits him a jumping flip clothesline lariat.
St. Matthews jumps back in the ring and is almost clotheslines by Burgess but ducks and hits a drop kick. Gallagher kicks St. Matthews in the gut and locks in a double underhook.
Freddy Whoa: He’s looking for the double underhook DDT.
Before he can execute it, Gallagher is grabbed from behind by Chaos. Chaos hits and inverted DDT on Gallagher, which causes Gallagher to DDT St. Matthews as well.
Zach Davis: Double DDTs!
Chaos climbs to the top rope and looks at Gallagher and St. Matthews, trying to decide which guy to attack. He points to Gallagher and hits a flying elbow drop.
Zach Davis: Natural Disaster!
Chaos goes for the pin.
Nicky O’Reilly breaks it up by hitting a moonsault onto Chaos from the top rope.
Freddy Whoa: Where’d he come from?!
O’Reilly covers Gallagher.
Cliff back in to break up the pin with a double foot stomp. He chops O’Reilly a few times before sending him off the ropes and kicking him in the face with a running single running leg front dropkick. Burgess recovers and Pedigrees Cliff. He covers.
Chaos breaks it up. He picks up Burgess, throws him into the ropes, and tries to pop up powerbomb Burgess on to Cliff, but Cliff moves out of the way, causing Burgess to hit the mat. Cliff sweeps Chaos’ legs. Chaos falls to the floor and Cliff falls on him with a senton splash. St. Matthews stomps on Cliff, grabs him, and sets him up for the Reckless Abandon flip piledriver.
Zach Davis: This could be it, Freddie!
Before he can hit the move, Gallagher grabs St. Matthews from behind in a rear naked choke, causing St. Matthews to release Cliff. Cliff kicks St. Matthews in the face with a super kick. St. Matthews falls to the ground, allowing Cliff to super kick Gallagher as well. Gallagher falls to the outside. Cliff turns around to see O’Reilly on the top rope. O’Reilly attempts a hurricanrana but Cliff catches him and tries to lock him in a Texas Cloverleaf. O’Reilly fights out of it by turning his body the opposite way, causing Cliff to somersault onto his back. Chaos grabs O’Reilly and hits another inverted DDT. He goes to the top rope.
Zach Davis: He’s going for the Natural Disaster again!
Cliff quickly climbs the turnbuckle, grabs Chaos, and sends both he and Chaos in the air with a C4.
Freddy Whoa: That’s the Cliffhanger!
Both men land on O’Reilly.
Zach Davis: Oh, God! O’Reilly just got squashed by two men!
Freddy Whoa: Um…
Zach Davis: Not like that!
O’Reilly and Chaos lie motionless while Cliff slowly gets up. When he gets to his feet, he’s met with a springboard Superman punch by Burgess. Burgess gets Cliff in a fireman’s carry position.
Zach Davis: I think he’s going for that F5 he calls the Death Sentence.
St. Matthews suddenly super kicks Burgess. Cliff gets off of Burgess shoulders before he can fall. St. Matthews attempts a springboard moonsault on Cliff but Cliff catches him and hits him with a jumping sit-out Tombstone.
Freddy Whoa: Doomstone!
Zach Davis: Cover!
Zach Davis: Cliff of Doom wins his first match in the WCF!
Kyle Steel: The winner of this contest, Cliff of Doom!
“No Leaf Clover” plays.
Zach Davis: What a match! Non-stop action all the way through!
Freddy Whoa: Each man brought their “A” game!
Cliff looks at the bodies strewn around the ring. He claps out of respect for his five opponents while the fans clap for the action they have just witnessed. Cliff climbs out of the ring and walks down the aisle, holding his face, which is still stinging from the Superman punch.
Miles MacArthur Segment
Zach Davis: Let’s take a second to switch gears from the the amazing action so far in this spectacular pay per view. It’s my pleasure to announce that a new competitor will be debuting shortly in the WCF! In the weeks leading up to his official in ring debut, he has prepared a series of vignettes to introduce himself to the audience.
Freddy Whoa: That’s right Zach, so without further delay, let’s watch the first one now!
The titantron displays footage of a couple of homeless looking guys sitting in an alley with a guitar in one’s hand a bass in the other’s. A frying pan is sitting between them with a couple bucks and coins gathered from sympathetic passers by. The one with the guitar, with gruff grown facial hair and scraggly clothes, is calmly plucking his strings. He sings softly in an obviously Kurt Cobain inspired style.
Miles MacArthur: Sun come down, and wash me away. Ain’t no water, ever could clean me. I know just, what I need today. Start it over, and maybe you’ll see.
He stops singing and looks at the camera as Rod tunes his bass.
Miles MacArthur: My name is Miles MacArthur, indy rock sensation and music’s next greatest thing. To my left here, or the viewer's right for those not directionally inclined, is my bandmate Rod Dedrick. He’s had my back since day, and he’d say the same thing for me.
Rod perks up beneath his long red braids and looks a little surprised, then amusedly shakes his head, and returns to his bass.
Miles MacArthur: Together, we are Due South, the greatest rock band you’ve never heard of. We’re too good for the media, you know that? We could make millions, no, billions on our own, if it weren’t for everyone working against us. Starting today, we’re taking the fight in our hands. Well, I’m taking the fight in my hands because I’ll be the one fighting, but Rod will always have my back.
Rod shakes his head again unbeknownst to Miles.
Miles MacArthur: All my idols fought against the system, man, and they won. I’m gonna get my name out there one way or another, and if that means beating the hell out of people in this recovering wrestling fed, then so be it. Now let me talk to those guys I’ll be beating up for a sec: you all better appreciate the number of new viewers I’ll be bringing, loyal fans of mine who want to see me succeed. I should ask all of you for a royalty or something, really.
Rod: That’s not really how it works, Miles…
Miles MacArthur: I DO WHAT I WANT ROD! And I’m warning all of you, when I make my debut performance, I WILL do whatever I want at the expense of the roster, and the company if need be. I’m the type of global superstar that could carry this company on my back from my fame potential alone. I just want you guys to ask yourself, when the Final Note hits, will you be able to ask for an Encore?
The feed drops out and cameras return to the announce team.
Winner Becomes Tomohawk's Tag Team Champion Partner
Big Train vs Captain WCF
Special Guest Referee: Tomohawk
As the scene fades on the ring, Tomo-hawk’s music is continuously playing over the PA system. Tomo-hawk is standing in the middle of the ring with as he paces back and forth with both his tag team titles draped down his shoulders. He grins to a mixed reaction from the crowd as he’s wearing a WCF referee shirt and black shorts. He looks over at the top of the entrance ramp as his theme slowly fades away.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is for one falls and it is to decide Tomo-hawk’s tag team partner. Introducing first, hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 235 pounds, and standing at 5 feet, 10 inches… CAPTAIN WCF!!
Captain WCF runs from the back as soon as his music hits, straight to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He then gets in the middle of the ring and does a super hero pose before running to his corner.
Zach Davis: Look at Tomo-hawk’s expression, Frank. It looks like Captain WCF is embarrassing him. I wonder who picked these two to be candidates for his partnership?
Frank Whoa: I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want this clown to be my partner, especially after I won the tag team titles by myself.
Kyle Steel: And introducing his partner, hailing all the way from the Jungle Bae, weighing in at 265 pounds, and standing at 6 feet, 3 inches… BIG TRAIN!!
Big Train comes out to his theme as the fans in attendance are standing to their feet as he starts to doing some dancing at the top of the ramp. Tomo-hawk holds his hands to his head and shakes it as he tries to bear with the embarrassment. Big Train makes his way down to the ring and he jumps onto the apron. He steps over the second rope as he starts to dance inside the ring, circling his waist where he’s pretending to already be champion. Tomo-hawk holds his two titles and he says, I’m the champ.
Zach Davis: Frank, I don’t think Big Train is very fond of Big Train thinking he’s going to be tag team champions.
Frank Whoa: I am pretty much Tomo-hawk thinks he can go into tag team matches by himself. He doesn’t realize the trouble though.
ding, ding, ding
Tomo-hawk signals for the bell as it sounds and immediately after he calls for the bell, Tomo-hawk relaxes in the corner as both Big Train and Captain WCF meet in the middle of the ring with a forceful front grapple hold. The much larger Big Train manages to gain control as he whips Captain WCF into the ropes. On the rebound, Big Train lifts him up off the canvas with a back body drop. Captain WCF holds his lower back as he gets up to his feet and Big Train with a running body avalanche. Captain WCF moves out of the way and sends Train chest first into the corner. Holding his chest, Big Train’s neck is pushed down on the neck as he starts to choke him with the top rope. Tomo-hawk casually walks over to the action as he watches the two superstars.
Zach Davis: What is Tomo-hawk doing? Does he have a favorite in this match?
Freddy Whoa: I don’t know, but it looks like he doesn’t care about following the rules himself.
Captain WCF breaks the hold and raises his arms to the fans adoration as Big Train is aiding his throat. He turns to Tomo-hawk and asks what the heck and Tomo-hawk says, I’m in control. Captain WCF runs at Big Train in the corner, but Big Train lifts him up with a flapjack onto the top turnbuckle. Captain WCF stumbles back onto his feet and Big Train charges him with a spear!
Zach Davis: It looks like Captain WCF might have been broken in half!
Freddy Whoa: It looks like Captain WCF is in a world of hurt.
Big Train hooks the leg and Tomo-hawk slides down to the mat: 1-2-Captain WCF gets a shoulder up in the nick of time.
Zach Davis: Oh this was not right; Tomo-hawk almost screwed Captain WCF with that fast count.
Freddy Whoa: It makes me wonder if Tomo-hawk knows who he wants to be his partner or if he’s just doing his own thing?
Big Train pounds his fists against the canvas as he props up to his feet with Captain WCF in hand. Big Train tells Tomo-hawk, I’ll be your new partner. He says with a grin as he lifts Captain WCF onto his shoulder, but Captain WCF manages to slide down his back. He grabs him from behind and lifts him up onto his knee with an inverted atomic drop. Big Train holds his rear as he stumbles forward. Big Train stumbles around right into a discus punch to the face!
Zach Davis: I don’t think Big Train was expecting that much force from Captain WCF.
Freddy Whoa: And look at Captain WCF, he’s not through just yet!
Quickly upon falling down to the mat, Captain WCF runs off the ropes with a running leg drop across the chest! He hooks the leg, 1-2-Big Train just barely kicks out of a fast count.
Zach Davis: He did it again! What in the world is Tomo-hawk doing? Can we get a real official out here!?
Freddy Whoa: Captain WCF looks like he’s starting to follow up with punches to the head of Big Train and Tomo-hawk is yawning from boredom.
Tomo-hawk leans down and yells at Captain WCF to hurry up, he has places to go! Captain WCF breaks the count as the fans count to ten with him. He lifts Big Train up and tries to whip him into the corner, but Big Train reverses it. Big Train runs after him as Captain springboards off the second turnbuckle and somersaults over the head of Big Train. Big Train turns around right into a spinning heel kick to the back of the head.
Zach Davis: Oh my God, what a counter! I think Captain WCF might have real life superpowers.
Freddy Whoa: He just might Zach, but Big Train needs to get his head back in the game if he wants a chance to be tag team champions.
As Big Train is stumbling up to his feet, Captain WCF runs off the ropes backwards and he charges across the ring. To a kneeled Big Train, he connects with a big boot to the side of Big Train’s head.
Zach Davis: There’s no way Big Train is going to be able to get up from that devastating big boot to the skull, Freddy.
Freddy Whoa: And it looks like Captain WCF is going for the cover Zach.
Captain WCF hooks both legs as Tomo-hawk slide down to the mat: 1-2-3!
Zach Davis: And after a fast three count, it looks like Tomo-hawk now has a new partner and we have two tag team champions.
Kyle Steel: Here is your winner and Tomo-hawk’s new Tag Team Partner… CAPTAIN WCF!
Captain WCF hugs Tomohawk as Tomohawk kinda shoves him away. The referee hands both men the Tag Team Titles. Captain WCF tries to celebrate with Tomohawk but Tomohawk again shoves him away and begins heading to the back.
Freddy Whoa: Tomohawk didn't really have a choice with this, but I'm not too sure he's happy about having Captain WCF as a tag team partner.
Zach Davis: On the other end of the spectrum, Captain WCF is ecstatic!
Captain WCF celebrates until security literally has to have him escorted from the ring.
Internet Title Match
Night Rider vs Teddy Blaze
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Internet Championship!
The lights in the arena go out. A red spotlight begins panning the audience as 'Orion' by Metallica begins playing on the jumbo tron. Red pyrotechnics explode up and down the entrance ramp as the curtains open. There is a loud explosion as Night Rider steps out and makes his way to the ring.
Zach Davis: Ladies and Gentlemen, this one may get ugly.
Freddy Whoa: If you haven’t put the children to bed yet, now is the time.
Zach Davis: Blaze has antagonized a reluctant Night Rider, but it seems to have paid dividends, Night Rider looks like he wants to kill someone.
Freddy Whoa: Well he might just get the chance soon, Zach…
The Crowd explodes as a pounding drum beat echoes throughout the arena, signalling the arrive of Teddy Blaze! The lights drop, enveloping the arena in darkness as they turn towards the entrance ramp.
With a crescendo and a burst of flame, Blaze appears before them, holding his hands out over his head and bathing in the applause. He takes a deep bow and walks towards the ring, waving to the fans along the way. He wears an almost cocky grin as he rolls between the ropes, offering his opponent an extended handshake before shrugging and walking to the turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: And since winning that belt, it’s like we’ve seen a whole new Teddy Blaze.
Zach Davis: As People’s Champion he turned away some of the greatest challengers the business has seen, but since he let it go, he’s been undefeated.
Freddy Whoa: He even beat the world champion! That vicious streak has started to pay off for him, there’s no question, but how much longer can it last?
Zach Davis: Against an opponent like Night Rider, there’s no telling, but I have a feeling things are about to get physical.
Freddy Whoa: Again, WCF would like to remind you that while we are a family friendly company, that children in no way should be watching this program.
Blaze holds his arms over his head and yells out "WCF Forever!" as he does so, eliciting a cheer from the audience as the music reaches its zenith. He turns and steps back into the ring, waiting for the bell.
Blaze sits perched atop the turnbuckle like a gargoyle, flashing a crooked smile across the ring at his foe. Night Rider locks eyes, unblinking, and slowly cocks his head to one side with a crack, then pops his knuckles, one hand at a time, purposefully- all the while never breaking his stare at Blaze.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Blaze slithers from the turnbuckle into the ring, slowly approaching the stoic Rider. He cocks an eyebrow and slowly extends his hand in a show of sportsmanship.
Zach Davis: You’ve got to be kidding me, after all he said he wants a handshake?
Despites himself, Night Rider is caught off guard by the gesture, and stops to look down at the outstretched hand-
And his lapse gives Blaze the opportunity to explode upward with a European Uppercut! Night Rider is momentarily stunned by the unexpected cheap shot, and flails his arms backwards as he struggles to keep his balance!
But Blaze is quick to capitalize and grabs Night Rider’s head, launching himself forward for a running bulldog!
But Night Rider manages to keep his wits about him, shoving Blaze off while keeping his feet! Blaze tries to use the momentum to rebound off the ropes, but Night Rider sees him coming and connects with a hard Shoulder Block!
Freddy Whoa: It’s going to take more than that to catch Night Rider!
Blaze is knocked end over end and rolls under the bottom rope, catching it to keep from falling to the outside. He makes his way to his feet, standing on the apron, but Night Rider is already on the move, and launches himself at Blaze with a spear through the ropes! The duo shoot from the apron into the barricade like a ballistic missile as the audience moves out of the way!
Zach Davis: Look at the distance!
Blaze slams into the barricade, letting out a cry of pain, but despite the move, he has managed to pin Night Rider’s head under his arm!
Freddy Whoa: It looks like Night Rider actually got the worst of that one, Zach!
Zach Davis: Head First! He might be unconscious!
Blaze slowly makes his way to his feet, nursing his back as he does so, the smile turned into a twisted sneer of anger. Night Rider is up now too, but before he can stand, Blaze grabs him and hurls him into the steel steps!
A metallic thud echoes throughout the arena as the sympathetic audience responds with a rain of boos at the devious tactic!
Blaze turns and mockingly cracks his neck, emulating Night Rider’s performance at the beginning of the match. But as Night Rider props himself up on the steps, Blaze grabs his arm and wedges it in the steps! Night Rider cries out in agony, but his arm is trapped! Blaze responds with a hard right hand, cold cocking the challenger and placing his head against the steel ringpost!
Freddy Whoa: This is quickly getting out of hand, someone’s gotta stop this!
Zach Davis: Oh my god, you don’t think he’s thinking-
Blaze turns and takes a few steps back from the trapped Rider, smiling at the disapproving crowd. He shrugs his shoulders and points at his opponent, then slowly slaps his knee as if he’s warming up.
But then suddenly, he turns and sees a child in the front row, wearing a luchador mask. The child’s eyes contain a genuinely bewildered expression, but most of all, they show fear. Blaze turns and looks at the trapped, rider, then the child, then reaches out and pats the child on the head.
Zach Davis: Could it be?
But then the wicked grin returns to Blaze’s face and he runs at Night Rider with a Blazing Knee!
Freddy Whoa: I can’t watch!
Night Rider manages to free himself at the very last instant! Blaze flies at the ring post, but there is nothing left to hit but cold, hard steel! His knee bounces off with a ringing clang and he falls to ringside, crying out in pain and grasping at it in agony!
Night Rider clutches at his wounded arm, shaking out the pain, then turns on the helpless Blaze. Blaze’s eyes go wide, and he holds his hands out to Rider as if to ask for mercy!
Zach Davis: I don’t think he’s going to have any luck there…
Freddy Whoa: A few moments ago he tried to end Night Rider’s career! I don’t think that was a wise move…
Blaze tries to crawl away, but Night Rider stalks him like a predator, and after a few moments to enjoy the opportunity, stomps on Blaze’s knee! Blaze lets out a cry of pure visceral pain as the torn audience can’t decide who to sympathize with!
Night Rider grabs Blaze by the hair and hurls him roughly under the ropes, but rather than following him in, he grabs him by the leg and drags him over to another ringpost!
Zach Davis: This is too much!
Freddy Whoa: He’s had enough, Night Rider!
Night Rider pulls Blaze’s leg around the ring post, yanks it back…
And Slams him by the small of his knee into the post! Blaze’s eyes are filled with tears now as he screams, then hurls curses at the now satisfied Night Rider.
Blaze clutches at his leg as Night Rider takes a relaxed stride over to the announce table, grabbing a water bottle and shaking his head from the earlier punishment. He smiles and takes a long drink, taking his time before getting back in the ring.
Blaze crawls towards Rider determinedly, but Night Rider takes another long drink before spitting the liquid onto Blaze!
Zach Davis: Putting out the fire I suppose..
Freddy Whoa: This is getting hard to watch.
Night Rider pulls Blaze to his knees, grabbing him by the hair, and winds up before slamming a hard punch across his jaw! Blaze wobbles, but manages to stay on his knees, and though his mouth is now bleeding, he looks defiantly up at the challenger, his face now consumed with a completely maddened smile.
Night Rider cocks an eyebrow in confusion, but slams another right across Blaze’s jaw, but Blaze is slightly less wobbled, and begins laughing out loud! Night Rider slams another right across his face, and now Blaze’s eye is beginning to swell shut! But despite it all, Blaze manages to stay on his knees!
Zach Davis: Blaze can laugh all he wants, but these shots are doing serious damage!
Freddy Whoa: Blaze is going to keep going until his body gives out! I don’t think he cares about the pain!
Night Rider winds up for what should be the final shot, bringing his fist far back…
But suddenly, Blaze stands straight up, launching himself into a headbutt out of nowhere! The blow catches Night Rider right on the nose, and sends the challenger stumbling backwards! Blaze tries to hop to his feet, but his leg gives way and he limps towards the ropes as Night Rider clutches at his face!
Zach Davis: And Blaze putting everything into a miracle counter! He managed to catch Night Rider at the one possible moment!
Freddy Whoa: And what a headbutt! The top of his head went right into Night Rider’s face! I think his nose might be broken!
Indeed, blood is now pouring from the challenger’s nose, and despite his best efforts, he cannot seem to stem the flow.
Meanwhile, Blaze has managed to recover a bit from the earlier blow, and approaches the bloodied challenger.
Night Rider barely has time to turn towards Blaze before he launches a kick directly into Night Rider’s face! The blow connects with a sickening smack, and Night Rider is knocked directly onto his rear! Blaze tries to follow him to the ground, but his leg gives out again, and he is left kneeling instead!
Zach Davis: it looks like that damage Rider did is paying dividends! Blaze is having trouble standing!
Freddy Whoa: And Night Rider is getting precious time to recover!
Night Rider is seeing red, and launches himself at the kneeling Blaze, mounting him quickly in a full mount position! Blaze tries to roll free, but he’s pinned beneath Rider, who begins raining down punches!
Zach Davis: This is beginning to look like an MMA fight!
Shot after shot connects with Blaze’s face, and the referee looks like he could intervene at any moment! Blaze seems helpless under the continuous punishment, his eyes seeming to roll back on his head on every other shot!
With every one that puts him out, the other seems to wake him up, and it seems as though there is no escape for the internet champion…
But no! Suddenly Blaze wriggles an arm free and grabs Night Rider’s injured nose, twisting it as hard as he can! Night Rider screams out in pain, distracted by the blow as Blaze kicks his legs up, forcing Night Rider to roll free!
Night Rider clutches at his nose in agony as Blaze grabs the ropes. He manages to pull himself up, standing across from Night Rider as a wicked grin comes over his face. Despite his wounded knee, he manages to throw everything into one last sprint…
Freddy Whoa: Blazing Knee!
Zach Davis: He got all of that one!
Night Rider’s eyes roll back in his head as the blow smashes into his mangled nose, the force of the sprint carrying Blaze like a cannonball into the challenger! Blaze grabs a cover, and it’s all but academic now.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, and STIIIIILLL Internet Champion, Teddy Blaze!!
The referee hands the bloodied Internet Title to Blaze, who holds it over his head triumphantly, his knee almost seems to give way again, but he keeps his feet.
Freddy Whoa: Night Rider had Blaze on the ropes almost the entire match, but when it came right down to it, Blaze saw a chance and he snatched it.
Zach Davis: I’m not sure I agree with exploiting Night Rider’s wounded nose, but sometimes a champion has to do some pretty despicable things to keep that belt.
Freddy Whoa: Hard hitting and impactful, there’s no other word for this one, Zach.
The last shot lingers on Blaze holding up the internet Championship to the camera as Revenge cuts to commercial.
Alpha Title Match
Jordan Ciserano vs Dion Necurat vs CJ Phoenix vs The Baron
Kyle Steel: The following contest is a Fatal Four Way match, and it is for the WCF Alpha Championship.
Zach Davis: Four men will enter that ring looking for their first taste of WCF gold.
Freddy Whoa: That's right, Zach! One of these four wrestlers will walk out of Revenge as the Alpha Champ.
"Back in the Picture" by The Rasmus plays and the crowd cheers. Three seconds into the song Jordan Ciserano comes out jumping, high with energy. He continues to pump the crowd up.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 185lbs, JORDAN CISERANO!
Freddy Whoa: Ciserano comes into the match as the favorite to come out victorious, Zach. My money's on him as well. He was the only one of the four participants in this match to not get involved in that twitter scuffle earlier this week. Silent, but deadly.
After that the pyro begins, exploding every time one of Ciserano's jumps hits the floor. Ciserano makes his way down the aisle high-fiving any and every fan in sight.
Zach Davis: I agree with you there, Freddy, especially on your last statement. Ciserano's arguably the smartest guy on the current roster to not have won a title in his career. Good chance that will change tonight.
Once he makes it to the base of the ring he jumps onto the apron while pyro explodes as he hits it. He enters by spring boarding over the top rope. Following that he climbs the top turnbuckle to the top rope hold his hands over his head. The music ends and he's ready to fight.
Freddy Whoa: His opponents are no dummies, but expect Jordan's smarts and technical prowess to shine in this one.
Dion enters at the beginning of the verse to "Battle Metal." He raises his free arm to the crowd, then focuses his attention to the ring.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 270lbs, DION NECURAT!
Zach Davis: What a gladiator this guy is, Freddy. 6'5, 270, he is ready to charge into battle!
Freddy Whoa: Indeed he is, but what's his condition after that preshow match he had?
Zach Davis: Not 100%. That's for sure. Wait, we have a preshow!?
Freddy Whoa: I guess so. Regardless, he's still a formidable threat, and he'll be looking to raise the Alpha title tonight.
Zach Davis: That he will be, and let's not forget that shield that he has with him can be used legally in this match.
He walks down the ramp, not taking his eyes off his opponent. Before entering the ring, Dion removes the shield from his arm, setting it aside against the ring steps. Dion slides into the ring, raising an arm in the air. He then walks over to his corner, mentally preparing for the match.
"Re-education Through Labor" begins to play as the cameras pan through the crowd. Then, 13 seconds into the song, Phoenix runs out onto the stage as the beat drops.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, weighing in at 205lbs, CJ PHOENIX!
Zach Davis: Seven months. Seven months CJ Phoenix said he's been waiting to win a title. He wants this one badly.
Freddy Whoa: Yes he does, Zach. He's been plagued by coming so close to winning titles, but ultimately coming out on the losing end each time.
Zach Davis: He said this one isn't just for him. He said it's for Kaiyah, his friends, his family, and his home state of Louisiana. Will he be able to bring them a title tonight?
He stretches his arms out as he looks at the crowd before running down the ramp with his arms stretched out and flames following him on each side until he reaches the end of the ramp.
Freddy Whoa: He's gonna have to lay it all on the line to have a chance to win this one, and I have a feeling that he's gonna give it a hell of a shot.
He slides into the ring and runs up one of the turnbuckles. He then does a cross sign with his hands before pointing upward and hopping off the turnbuckle into the ring.
Slayer--Raining Blood starts playing as Massaker steps out onto the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Cologne, Germany, weighing in at 252lbs, "THE GRIM BUTCHER" MASSAKER!
Freddy Whoa: I don't know what's gotten into Massaker as of late, but "The Grim Butcher", as he calls himself now, is definitely out for blood.
Zach Davis: Right you are, Freddy, and he's picking up the pace! He's making his way to the ring in a hurry, and he's going straight after Dion Necurat!
*DING DING DING*
Massaker and Necurat begin trading shots. Though Dion has a slight size advantage, Massaker's surprise attack catches him off guard just enough to give the former Baron the upper hand early. As they brawl into a corner, CJ Phoenix and Jordan Ciserano circle around the inside of the ring.
Zach Davis: Massaker said that he was out for blood, and he's going after the guy he feels pissed him off the most in Dion Necurat.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah, but Necurat isn't backing down as he's getting in some strikes back. Meanwhile, Phoenix and Ciserano are pacing the ring, picking their moment to strike. Jordan's well known for his ability to counteract moves, but Phoenix believes he can do so as well.
Zach Davis: Well we're about to find out as they go into the tie up. Ciserano takes control early with a headlock, but Phoenix immediately slips out of it. Now, Phoenix goes for a German Suplex, but Jordan lands on his feet.
Ciserano goes for a dropkick, but Phoenix dodges it. CJ goes for a high kick, but Jordan catches it. He tries to kick with the other leg, but Jordan avoids it. Finally, Phoenix brings his leg back up in the air and finally connects, sending Ciserano to the ground before he quickly gets back up to stand face to face with Phoenix as the crowd applauds their exchange.
Freddy Whoa: Nice series of moves and counters there between Jordan Ciserano and CJ Phoenix. The fans seemed to be impressed by it, and-ohhh! Massaker blindsides Phoenix and he's on the attack once more. And now Jordan getting in on the action as the two double team Phoenix.
Zach Davis: Watch out. Here comes Necurat. Clothesline to the back of Ciserano's head as he falls forward and under the bottom rope.
Dion uses his feet to push Jordan out of the ring completely. He exits the ring himself right afterward. He lifts Ciserano up and tosses him into the barricade. Realizing that it's a no DQ match, he picks up his shield and slams it onto the body of Jordan Ciserano.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! What a vicious shot there by Dion Necurat. And now he turns his attention t-WHOA! Massaker just sent Phoenix flying over the top rope and onto Dion Necurat!
Zach Davis: How about the reaction time of Dion Necurat to get that shield up just enough for it to take the brunt of the impact, but it still wasn't enough to keep him from getting knocked off his balance. Massaker's been dominant in the early going of this match, and now he has his hands on the shield!
Freddy Whoa: That cant be good.
Massaker lifts up the shield, and slams it against Necurat's shoulder four hard, bone-jarring times. Dion holds his arm as he yells out in pain while this brings a malicious smile to The Butcher's face. He then turns his attention to CJ Phoenix, who is just starting to get up. WHAM! The shield collides hard with CJ's skull, dropping him like a stack of bricks. With two of his opponents down, Massaker attempts to strike Jordan Ciserano. However, Jordan rolls away from the attack and follows it up by grabbing The Butcher's ankles and tripping him up. This causes him to land on the shield.
Freddy Whoa: That shield's been a primary factor in the momentum changes thus far, Zach.
Zach Davis: Yes it has, and now Ciserano manages to get Necurat in the ring.
Freddy Whoa: What's he planning here?
Zach Davis: Fujiwara Armbar! Fujiwara Armbar on the injured arm of Dion Necurat! Could this be it!
Freddy Whoa: You can see the pain in Dion's face, but he isn't giving up! He's trying his hardest to hang in there! WHOA! Moonsault! CJ Phoenix breaks up the hold with a Moonsault!
Zach Davis: Smart move there by CJ Phoenix to break up the hold, and now he's going for the pin on Dion.
Freddy Whoa: Dion Necurat somehow manages to beat the three count, and CJ can't believe it!
Zach Davis: CJ Phoenix going after Ciserano now. He lifts him up, and gets hit by a Side Effect! Ciserano catching Phoenix off guard with the Side Effect! Here's the cover!
Zach Davis: How did CJ Phoenix kick out of that one!?
Freddy Whoa: I don't know, and neither does Jordan. He gets back up. WHOA! Holy shitballs!
Crowd: HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK!
Zach Davis: The Butcher got his hands on a skillet and just introduced it to Jordan Ciserano's face! What a shot! And now he follows it with the Wehrmacht!
Massaker gets up to taunt the crowd, which draws in a massive amount of boos. At this point, Phoenix is getting up and hits a quick Enziguri that leaves Massaker staggering. CJ tries to capitalize by running to the ropes and getting ready to attempt a spear. However, before he could even lower his shoulder, he's nearly turned inside out by a running shot to the head with the skillet. Massaker attempts the pin.
Freddy Whoa: Dion Necurat gets in there just in time to break up the count! And it might be down to just him and The Butcher right now.
Massaker swings the weapon at Dion, but it's dodged. As he turns around to try again, he gets met by a big boot that sends the skillet crashing into his face. The camera takes a moment to quickly glance at Ciserano and Phoenix, who have both been busted open. Necurat goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: How tough is The Grim Butcher, Freddy!? How tough is he to kick out of that!?
Freddy Whoa: That's inhuman! It just shows the drive he has to win tonight!
Zach Davis: Dion Necurat knows he was a split second away from walking out as champion. He's trying to figure out what it's gonna take to win this.
Dion lifts up the now bloody Massaker and attempts an STO Backbreaker, but it gets countered. Massaker uses this chance to execute the Blitzkrieg. However, instead of going for the immediate pin, The Butcher grabs his skillet and strikes Dion repeatedly until he begins donning the proverbial crimson mask just like everyone else. He picks up Necurat's limp body and starts shouting at the fans.
Massaker: You see this!? This is what's gonna happen to everyone that gets in my way!
Zach Davis: Massaker sending a message to the WCF lockeroom as well as the Galaxy right now. But it might've just cost him! He gloated to long! Necurat hits the Praetorian Driver!
Though he successfully completes the move, a sharp pain shoots through his shoulder, causing him to roll in pain for a moment. As it slowly starts to diminish, he gets up and nearly gets rocked out of his shoes by a Spear from CJ Phoenix.
Freddy Whoa! Phoenix hit the Spear! Phoenix hit the Spear! He goes for the pin!
Zach Davis: Jordan Ciserano! Jordan Ciserano broke up the count. He's waiting for CJ to get up. He's looking to end it.
Freddy Whoa: The Ciserano Superkick! But wait, Phoenix connected on the Talon Kick at the same time! Both men connected on their finishers! All four competitors on the ground!
Zach Davis: This is where we find out who walks out champion! Who has enough left in the tank to pull off that one final move to win it!?
CJ Phoenix Clothesline Ciserano out of the ring before hitting a TALON KICK on the Baron!
Freddy Whoa: PHOENIX DROPS AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: THERE YOU HAVE IT!
Freddy Whoa: CJ PHOENIX IS OUR FIRST ALPHA CHAMPION!
Phoenix is handed the belt which he holds close to him, taking in the moment before climbing to his feet and holding it high.
Zach Davis: There are very few firsts in this business, but tonight we witnessed two. The first Alpha Championship, and the first WCF Title reign of CJ Phoenix!
Revenge goes to commercial.
The camera opens in the locker room and we see Psychopomp getting ready for his match. While difficulty lacing his boots, he talks to himself
Psychopomp: This week as been amazing! No more stitches, worked hard on my campaign for the people's title and Mr. Burns even gave me money, more that I have ever seen in my account to help me.
Pomp looks down at his boot and realized that he put the wrong on his foot.
Psychopomp: Oh man that could've been embarrassing!
He holds his hands and presses them to help the blood circulation in them, visibly still stiff from apparently wanting to hug barb-wire but they definitely look better after over a weeks rest. Pomp takes off his boot and grabs a special box from his duffle bag. A white box written 'Noka Chocolate' in gold writing on top. He opens the box and closes his eyes to breath in the sweet smell of this glorious man made desert.
Psychopomp: You will be my victory party, after I win the people over and become their new champion, I will win over my stomach with some of mankind most expensive, delicious, chewiest Triple...Chocolate...Marshmallow...cookies!
We can see a bit of drool going down on the side of Pomp's face.
Psychopomp: Ok ok! I have to finish getting ready for my match.
Pomp stands up and places the box in the top compartment of his locker
Psychopomp: I'll see you, later, tonight!
Before going to back to lacing his boots he gently pets the box like if it was a little cat.
No Disqualification Match
Adam Young vs Freezer Burn
The famous guitar riffs play through the introduction sequence and 'The Wrestling God''Freezer Burn' Wayne Hammon appears from the backstage area with a microphone in his back pocket. He stands there, soaking in the audience reaction and returns a sadistic sneer. He walks down the ramp-way, an occasional brush of his hand to a nearby fan, before using the steps to enter the ring. He raises both arms in pre-match triumph, a brilliant blue and red spray of pyrotechnics exploding from the four corner-posts. He rushes under the bottom rope, out to the ringside area, mock backhanding a fan and mouthing off to the audience for a few seconds before giving the audience a double birdie. The pyros die down, as he gives another random obscene gesture, slips back under the bottom rope and into the ring. He goes to a second turnbuckle, does a crotch grab toward the audience, and gives them another double birdie and sadistic sneer as the music fades away. He walks to the center of the ring, pulling the microphone from his back pocket and speaks.
"I have come to yet ANOTHER rat-hole infested waste of space you call a city."
"Hate me all you want. I .. AM .. GOD! Hail .. A .. O .. D!!"
He snears as the crowd boos and jeers him more. Loving the hatred they eagerly deliver. Hatred increases for Freeze as he tosses the mic to the nearest television camera. The screen jostles slightly as the mic hits the camera dead on. Freeze raises his arms in the air and fingers the audience once more with hateful discontent and disregard for his own safety.
Zach Davis: Freezer Burn sure knows how to make enemies.
Freddy Whoa: Looks like Freezer brought a weapon of his own to this no disqualification match! He’s got a camshaft for goodness’ sake!
Zach Davis: That would intimidate a lot of people, but after what we’ve seen Adam Young go through, I don’t think Adam Young is most people.
The house lights lower down to one single white light hitting the entrance.
Ronald Reagan's voice: Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.
"Rise" by Sixx:A.M. starts playing and the single white light begins to flicker threw the smoke filling up the entrance. The jumbotron lights up with a waving American flag and the words "Revenge" written over it. Out steps Adam Young in his red, white, and blue camo pants, black combat boots, black "Common Folk" tee shirt, and black zipper hoodie over his head. The song kicks in and Adam pulls the hood off his head and begins walking towards the ring with his famous icy stare towards the ring.
Crowd: One Sick Bastard!
Adam arrives at the ring and circles it before climbing up on the ring apron where he wipes his feet before climbing into the ring. Adam walks to the center of the ring and throws his arms wide open before taking the hooded jacket off and handing it to Myra.
Freddy Whoa: Both men are getting right up into each other's face! This is a hell of a hardcore showdown!
The bell rings after the referee cannot separate the men, and Wayne immediately goes to whack Adam with his camshaft. Dama ducks barely, grabs it, tries to yank it out of Freezer’s hand but Wayne holds on knees Adam in the gut then punches him in the upper chest until he fres the shaft from Young’s grip. He raises it high in the air to crash it down on AY’s doubled over form, but Adam quickly crawls between Wayne’s legs. Freezer Burn is left off balance by missing his target, allowing Adam to pick him up and hit a saito suplex.
Zach Davis: The action is fast paced in the opening moments of this match! Why do you think both men are looking to hurt each other so bad so quickly?
Freddy Whoa: I think it has to be the implications of this match, especially for Adam Young. This may not officially be a number one contender's match, but surely a dominant victory here in this no DQ match would boost either man up the ladder for a hardcore title shot in the future.
Adam stomps on Wayne’s prone body until his cowboy boot is caught. Adam tries to kick off the hand but he gets tripped up and falls on his tailbone. Freezer wastes no time turning over and punching Adam, and both men start brawling on the mat. Freezer Burn outsmarts AY by jabbing him in the eyes and lifting him up by the chest for a belly to belly suplex. Adam stands back up infuriated but gets whipped off the ropes and hit with a vicious clothesline.
Freddy Whoa: Freezer is really looking to up the ante of intensity!
Zach Davis: If Freezer could get a win in a no DQ match against Adam tonight, it would surely boost his standings after Adam’s showing in the deathmatch tournament.
Freezer Burn looks around for the camshaft, and sees it lying not far away. He takes a couple steps towards it before Adam stands up and kicks him in the side of the torso. He turns around angrily and catches Adam’s punch but Adam tries to wrench the arm. Freezer outsmarts him and twists it around to his advantage, using his dirty technical skill.
He wrestles AY almost to the mat, but Adam manages to power out of it and slither out of the ring in agitation. Wayne considers pursuing him but grabs the camshaft instead. Adam lifts up a ring skirt and pulls something out.
Zach Davis: What in the world has Adam got in his hand?
Freddy Whoa: It’s a broken up hammer! But why…?
Adam wastes little time and rips off the split halves of the iron hammer head and chucks one at Freezer Burn’s head. He just barely manages to bat it away with the camshaft before another one grazes him in the thigh. He doubles over and clenches his right leg as Adam slides back into the ring and hits him with the hammer handle.
He gets a solid series of shots in before the ref demands he have time to check on Wayne. Wayne immediately shoves the ref aside and nails Adam in the foot with the camshaft, sending him to the mat. Wayne grinds his heel on the injured foot and slams the camshaft onto it like a steam hammer. Adam just barely kicks it away the second time and rolls out of the ring again.
Freezer is right on his tail and goes to smash his head in with the camshaft, but hits the steel ringpost instead and really hurts his hand and arms. Adam takes advantage by grabbing a hand and slamming it into the steel ring steps..He doesn’t hesitate to pick a set of stairs up, but the damage to his foot prevents him from throwing it far enough to catch the retreating Freezer Burn.
Zach Davis: Freezer Burn may have the advantage in fighting dirty when there are rules to work around, but Adam Young almost certainly knows how to best take advantage of no rules and he’s showing that here.
Freddy Whoa: He’s definitely not afraid to get sick!
Adam sprints towards him but when he rounds the corner of the ring he gets hit with a jab to the throat followed by a clothesline with the camshaft. Freezer Burn takes a moment to soak in his work and flip off the crowd. He doesn’t see Adam just barely reach under the ring and grab a kendo stick. He gets whacked with it right in the face and stumbles backward, tripping over the ring steps and falling on top of them. Adam lands a crushing blow with the kendo stick, then grabs a nearby steel chair. He turns back to his Wayne but the chair and the camshaft collide, hurting both their hands and forcing the action to take a short break.
Zach Davis: Both men have been through a lot in a relatively short time. Who will come out on top?
Freddy Whoa: I hope they don’t knock each other out to a draw!
Both men stir to upright positions and turn to face each other, but then they turn and grab the nearest weapon. Freezer grabs his camshaft and Adam grabs the kendo stick. They quickly become engaged in cheesy lightsaber battle rip off.
Freddy Whoa: Can we get sued for this?
Zach Davis: Like Seth has any money left for the taking.
Finally Freezer slides into the ring and stands up with Adam close behind, and as soon as both men are on their feet, they both swing with all their might and nail each other in the head with their weapons! They both fall unconscious!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! That looked brutal! Who will take advantage?
Both men struggle to their feet, and the final move is just waiting to be hit!
FREEZER BURN HITS HIM WITH THE FASTEST LEFT HAND IN THE WORLD!
Zach Davis: Here is the pin!
Freddy Whoa: ....And there you have it.
Zach Davis: Freezer Burn has won the rivalry! And Freezer Burn is done.
The fans give Freezer Burn a standing ovation.
Freddy Whoa: What a moment....
Freezer Burn rolls out and mostly ignores the adoring crowd as he makes his exit.
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, up next we've got a great match pitting-
Davis is cut off by the sudden electronic chords of GHOSTS N' STUFF! The crowd goes crazy as red lighting fills the arena.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA THERE ZACH, I think we've got a bit of a surprise on our hands!
As the song kicks into high gear, out comes the one and only Frank Patrick Venable! Dressed in street clothess, FPV is happy to be back in the WCF again, and makes his way to the ring, a notebook in his left hand.
Zach Davis: FPV is here, ladies and gentlemen! The last we saw of FPV was at Timebomb several months back, hyping a match for the XIII event that sadly never happened. He's been quiet since then, but he's back, and hopefully here to stay.
Frank is very quickly handed a mic by a ref, and gives the crowd a quick moment to chant his name, a big smile on his face.
Crowd: F-P-V! F-P-V! F-P-V!
FPV: Waddup Jersey!
Cheap heat, the best type of heat!
FPV: It's good to be back in this ring. Damn good. I wish I could've been with you at XIII like I promised, but...well, you know.
The crowd boos, remembering Seth's contract shredding incident on Slam some months ago.
FPV: But that was then, and ladies and gentlemen I'm not here to dwell on what could have been. I'm here to discuss the here and the now. Cause y'see, despite being the third ever Grand Slam Champ in WCF history, there is still one thing, one accomplishment that I just haven't managed to achieve yet in the Dub. But that's about to change...in about one month in fact!
BIG pop from the crowd! They know what's coming up next!
FPV: That's right, mark your calendars, September 25th I make my official redebut in WCF's biggest fucking match of the year! THREE LETTERS! W. A. R. WAAAAAAAAAR!
Zach Davis: OH HELL YEAH! FRANK VENABLE IS OFFICIALLY IN THE WAR MATCH!
FPV: That's not all, though. Cause there's a ton of new faces here in the WCF, more new faces then old ones. That's where this handy little notebook comes in. Because you better believe, every Slam before WAR I'll be in attendance, watching every match. By the time I step into the WAR match, all of these pages will be filled to the brim with notes on all the newbies here. From your Psychopomps...
BIG pop for Psychopomp!
FPV: ...to your Kevin Bishops...
Big ehhhhhhhhhhh from the crowd on Tweener Kevin Bishop.
FPV: ...to your Zero Tolerances of the world.
Another pop! Zero Tolerance is a pretty popular group with the crowd!
FPV: Make no mistake, no wrestler will go untouched. Every champion to every jobber, I will pay close attention to them to prepare for the biggest gawddamn match of my career! Because believe me when I say...F! P! V! IS! WAR!
One final big pop from the crowd as Ghosts N' Stuff hits the P.A.
Freddy Whoa: HOLY WHOA. FRANK IS BACK, AND HE'S MADE HIS INTENTIONS KNOWN, HE'S GOING FOR THE WAR MATCH! THIS IS AWESOME!
Zach Davis: We gotta cut to commercial folks, but...WOW what an announcement!
Fade to appropriately enough an advert for WAR.
Hardcore Title Match
Crazy J vs Lester Parish vs Doc Henry vs Oblivion vs Zombie McMorris
Scene shows the WCF Crowd on their feet..They resemble Romans in the Coliseum of old, voices lustily yelling for blood..And the next match is almost certain to deliver..
Zach Davis: Well partner, its time for what some would consider the main draw of this event..A 5 way Hardcore Dance for the coveted Hardcore Title!
Freddy Whoa: And as old blue eyes would say..Anything Goes Baby!
Zach Davis: Lets get to the introduct…
Zach Davis: What the..
Saliva’s “Click Click Boom” plays over the arena..The crowd goes wild chanting “OBI…OBI…OBI…” Arriving in a 1930 Ford Model A Hellbilly, black with red blood seeming to ooze from the top of the door, Top down, Vixens writhing in the back, and a menagerie of instruments of torture, is Oblivion…As he revs the engine, flames shoot out from the tricked out headers.... Kyle Steel is in the ring and tries to announce who it is, but gives up due to the cheers, the music, and the extreme volume coming from this vehicle…Oblivion parks the vehicle on one side of the ring in front of the various announce tables…
Zach Davis: WELL ITS PRETTY APPARENT WHO IS HERE..
Freddy Whoa: MY PARENTS ARE QUEER?
Zach Davis: NO I DON’T WANT A BEER THANKS!
Oblivion turns off the engine and steps out…
Kyle Steel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A HARDCORE MATCH SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL..FIRST OUT, WEIGHING 325 LBS..THE MONSTER…OBLIVION!
Zach Davis: THE MONSTER HAS MADE A GRAND ENTRANCE! BUT..
Zach Davis: WHAT NOW?
“Mutant X” by Twizted plays..Crazy J arrives speeding from the back on a minibike with a sidecar containing Lisa and, of course, weapons…He plays to the crowd as he Crashes the bike into the back of The Hellbilly..Oblivion looks at him slowly, IT is here..Crazy J checks on his bride, who is safely strapped in, and kisses her…
Kyle Steel: NEXT, ALSO WEIGHING 325 LBS..A MEMBER OF ZERO TOLERANCE…CRAZZZZY J!!!!!
Zach Davis: What in the blue he…
Arena goes Dark..a lone spotlight on a little girl playing Chopins “Nocturne in F Minor…” She wears a plague mask…Then others come out in plague masks and cloaks, bearing torches…6 stand side by side on one side of the ramp, 6 on the other, and they form an arch with their Torches and out comes Lester Parish..The playing has stopped because Parish is Pushing the piano down to ringside under the torches…The music continues as Parish lifts one hand and his followers file out back into the darkness..except for the girl..She runs to Lester, Lester kneels to her, whispers in her ear, and she runs away…
Kyle Steel: NEXT..WEIGHING 385 LBS…LESTER..PARISH!!!!!
Freddy Whoa: Looks like the entrance budget has definitely been improved under Sarah Twilight!
Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue kicks in..The crowd rises, awaiting the next entrance…They see 2 Fine Clydesdale Horses pulling an old school covered wagon with Doc Henry expertly driving….He urges the horses on and navigates them to place the wagon opposite side of the ring from Crazy J and Oblivions vehicles…Two handlers remove the yoke from the horses as Doc Henry dismounts to generous applause..
Kyle Steel: NEXT..WEIGHING 245 LBS…THE SOUTHERN ROGUE…DOCCCC HENRYYYYY!!!!
Zach Davis: WE’VE HAD HORSES…A CAR..A MOTORCYCLE…TORCHES…MATCH HAS NOT EVEN STARTED!!!
“Killed by Death” By Motorhead Kicks in…Arena is black…A spotlight shines on Zombie McMorris…He is entering on the top of a 30 foot Scissor Lift, fully extended..He drives it way too fast toward the ring then hits the brakes…
Kyle Steel: AND THE CHAMPIOHHHH…SH….
Zach Davis: THE SCISSORLIFT HAS JUST TOPPLED ONTO THE RING SENDING MCMORRIS FLYING OUT INTO THE CROWD AND TAKING OUT THE OTHER 4 COMPETITORS!!!!
Freddy Whoa: HOW IN THE HELL…Theres the bell, Match is on!!!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion the Monster has just tossed that Scissor lift aside like it was nothing and now has his hands on Lester Parish!
Freddy Whoa: Monster vs Monster here…Trading blows..lefts…rights…Parish with the whip..Reversed…INTO THE SIDE OF THAT LIFT!
Zach Davis: Meanwhile its Henry and J locked up in the corner…J Pummeling Henry with Kicks..HENRY WITH THE EQUALIZER! RIGHT TO CRAZY J’S JEWELS! AND NOW DOC BEATING THE HELL OUT OF CRAZY J….GOING FOR…SNAKE EYES…AND THE..
Doc: I JUST GOT SNAKE EYES BITCH…*SLAP*….
Freddy Whoa: CLASSIC DOC!
Zach Davis: ZOMBIE MCMORRIS JUST RODE THE CROWD TO GET BACK HERE..GOING UP TOP…CRASHES INTO PARISH AND OBLIVION SENDING THEM OVER TOP ALL THREE MEN LANDING ON THAT HELLBILLY FORD!!!!
Freddy Whoa: Meanwhile…In the ring..Doc is pulling something from his pants…
Zach Davis: NO DOC! NOT HERE!
Freddy Whoa: RELAX..IT LOOKS LIKE…PLIERS!!!!
Zach Davis: WHATS HE DOING…HE’S OPENING CRAZY J’S MOUTH…GOOD GOD…
Freddy Whoa: WOAH! SOUTHERN DENTISTRY!
Zach Davis: CRAZY J KICKING AND SCREAMING…AND DOC WITH A FINAL TUG HAS PULLED OUT ONE OF J’S TEETH!!!!! MY GOD! Doc is admiring his handiwork..
J is Up! Doc turns around…
OH MY GOD…J JUST SPIT A WAD OF BLOOD IN DOCS FACE AND HAS TAKEN HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! J Now looking for the Pliers…Meanwhile…Outside..PARISH JUST GOT POWERBOMBED ONTO THE HEADERS OF THAT FORD…And Oblivion…
Whats he doing….
HE’S STARTING THE,,,
Freddy Whoa: WOAH!!!!! FLAMES JUST TORCHED PARISH! PARISH IS WRITHING ON THE GROUND SCREAMING…AND MCMORRIS HAS OBLIVION..JUST WHIPPED HIM INTO THE BIKE! DOWN GOES LISA..WEAPONS EVERYWHERE!
Zach Davis: J Takes his attention off of Henry…SUICIDE DIVE ONTO MCMORRIS!!!!!! J PUMMELING MCMORRIS!!!!!! MCMORRIS FIGHTING BACK FROM UNDERNEATH…This…this has broken down!!!!
Freddy Whoa: HARDCORE AT ITS FINEST! HEY..Wheres Doc?
Zach Davis: Oblivion looks to find out..Near the Wagon…SURPRISE!
Freddy Whoa: OUT COMES HENRY WITH A PAIR OF SKILLETS! JUST CYMBALED OBLIVIONS HEAD…AGAIN! NOW SWINGING THOSE CAST IRON SKILLETS…EACH HITTING OBLIVION IN THE HEAD…Oblivion is STILL STANDING! HENRY CAN’T BELIEVE IT! OBLIVION KICKS DOC…SETTING HIM UP….LIFTING HIM UP HIGH…
Zach Davis: Running…Oh GOD….
LAWNDART POWERBOMB ONTO THE RINGPOST! HENRY IS IN A HEAP!!!!
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES PARISH!
Zach Davis: Parish with a lead pipe to the skull of Oblivion! Parish now has Oblivion…Taking him to the piano…And PLAYING A TUNE WITH OBLIVIONS HEAD!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion in..what scale?
Zach Davis: Now Crazy J talking to “Lisa” his plasticene bride…And now..it appears..he is listening to her….WAIT..WAIT…MCMORRIS…From behind with something from Crazy J’s weapon stack…a board with a nail in it! J is walking with a board in him! McMorris Keeps kicking that board! Now all 5 men have congregated in the ring…Pairing off like a square dance…Its McMorris and J, Parish and Oblivion…And Henry the odd man out in the corner..
Freddy Whoa: Crafty ring vet there recovering…
Zach Davis: J has McMorris…Looking to Lisa for guidance..Wild look in his eyes..Board still stuck in his back…The ring crew thankfully removing that scissorlift…But everything else is in play!
Freddy Whoa: WHERE ARE THE VIXENS?
Zach Davis: I think I saw them go under the r…WAIT A MINUTE! DIRTNAP! ON PARISH! COVER..
Freddy Whoa: Almost got the member of the Brotherhood there!
Zach Davis: FUCK THE FINISH!
NO! Crazy J Kicks out! McMorris almost left here with his belt!
Crazy J out of the ring now going to consult with Lisa…Henry and Parish now tangled up…Parish has Henry in the corner…Beating the hell out of him….Crazy J…Is throwing weapons into the ring! Nodding at Lisa!
Freddy Whoa: That dude is….Crazy?
Zach Davis: Hence the name Captain Obvious! I see some pipes…a chair…2 chairs…That Black velvet bag…Meantime…McMorris and Oblivion teaming up on Parish…Wait a minute…Zombie…Just pulled a pipe out…No Fucking way!
Freddy Whoa: They are going to smoke Crack in the ring???
Zach Davis: DROPKICK BY HENRY KNOCKS THE CRACK PIPE INTO THE CROWD! Dropkick onto Oblivion! Henry is on fire!
Freddy Whoa: Speaking of fire..lighter in the ring…
Zach Davis: Henry grabs Obi…DDT ON A CHAIR! Cover…
Zach Davis: Obi sits up…Smiles at Henry…Henry smiles back…Now the two vets are trading shots sitting in the middle of the ring…They are laughing! WAIT..MCMORRIS…SENTON TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN! Crazy J…Grabs Henry….DISTURBED DREAMS!!!! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!!!
Freddy Whoa: Henry Will not submit! Crazy J should know this!
Zach Davis: Ref checking Henry…Henry fighting….Oblivion…PUNTS CRAZY J! Not to save Henry..but to keep the match going….Obi with the cover..
NO! Kickout at 2!
Freddy Whoa: Crazy J Up…SUPERKICK! OBLIVION HITS HIM WITH THE SUPERKICK!
Zach Davis: COLONADE BY PARISH ONTO OBLIVION!
DOVE KILLAH BY MCMORRIS ON PARISH!
CONFEDERATE ROCKET ONTO MCMORRIS BY HENRY!
ALL FIVE MEN ARE DOWN!!!
Crowd Erupts into thunderous ovation
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME….THIS IS AWESOME….
Freddy Whoa: WOAH..THESE FANS ARE LOVING THIS!
Zach Davis: All five men are up…each with a weapon…J with a Chair…
MCMORRIS WITH A PIPE DRILLS CRAZY J…
HENRY….ON THE HOUSE ON MCMORRIS!!!! A FULL BOTTLE OF JACK BUSTS HIM OPEN….
PARISH WITH A CHAIRSHOT TO HENRY ON THE BACK!
OBLIVION…SUPERKICKS THE CHAIR INTO PARISH’S SKULL! ALL FIVE MEN ARE NOW BLOODY!!!! THE FANS ARE ABSOLUTELY RABID!!!!!
Crowd: FIGHT FOREVER!....FIGHT FOREVER!...
Freddy Whoa: Henry is not busted open, but still has blood on his face from Crazy J…
Zach Davis: That may change as McMorris has a shard from the bottle…AND IS CARVING HENRY LIKE LUNCHMEAT!!!! HENRY IS BLEEDING BADLY! HENRY ROLLING OUT OF THE RING….MCMORRIS AND OBLIVION…They have Parish….Oblivion is pointing….Up…What does this mean?...Dragging the heavy carcass of Parish…To the corner…Standing him up…Both men grab an Arm..AND ARE CLIMBING THE ROPES…oh my God…
GOT HIM UP…
OH MY GOD!!!
Freddy Whoa: I do not believe what we have just seen…..Lester Parish..Has been Thrown through a Piano!!!!
Zach Davis: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO…WAIT…MCMORRIS….ENZIGURI TO OBLIVION! MCMORRIS LANDS ON THE MAT…GRABS OBLIVION FROM UNDERNEATH….
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
CRAZY J HITS OBLIVION WITH A LIGHT TUBE ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE HE HITS THE MAT!!!!!
ZOMBIE WITH THE BRIDGE…J….BREAKS IT UP BY SMASHING THE TUBE INTO HIS HEAD! NOW GRINDING THE JAGGED EDGE INTO MCMORRIS SKULL! BLOOD POURING FROM HIS HEAD!
Freddy Whoa: Parish still has not moved…EMT’s are out there to check on him…Looks like we may be down to four!
Zach Davis: J sets up McMorris on the Top Turnbuckle for a superplex…McMorris…Punch to the gut…Another…Fighting..McMorris…LOW BLOW! J IS STUNNED!...MCMORRIS…Climbs down…Grabs a chair from inside the ring….
Freddy Whoa: TIMBER…
Zach Davis: LISA….OH MY GOD! J JUST LANDED INTO LISA!!!!! J CRASHED FROM THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE FLOOR BELOW AND RIGHT INTO LISA AS THEY BOTH CRASHED INTO THE GUARDRAIL WITH THE SIDECAR!!!! LISA IS SHATTERED!!!!!!
Freddy Whoa: Wheres McMorris going?
Zach Davis: The heavily Bloodied Zombie McMorris has just followed Doc Henry into that Canvas Wagon! Maybe Doc looking for something to stop his massive bleeding! The Wagon is rocking now! Who knows whats going on inside…But wait…
HE’S UP…ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE…..HE’S DRAGGING THE WAGON!!!!!! MY GOD THIS MAN IS INHUMAN! DRAGGING IT RIGHT OUTSIDE THE RING….Whats he…
Freddy Whoa: He found the lighter….
Zach Davis: No way……NO WAY….
THE WAGON IS UP IN FLAMES!!!!!! GET SOMEBODY OUT HERE!!!!!!
Freddy Whoa: Obi’s going up….
Zach Davis: NO…DON’T DO THIS…OBI-SAULT!!!!!!
Zach Davis: MY GOD…MY GOD!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT…HOLY SHIT!!!!
A crew comes out with fire extinguishers, putting the fire out….out of the haze, unbelievably, Oblivion has a singed Doc Henry by the hair…..Rolls him into the ring…Cover…
Zach Davis: NO!!!! HENRY KICKED OUT! UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE! AND ON THE OUTSIDE…CRAZY J HAS FOUND MCMORRIS IN THE RUBBLE!!!!!
Crazy J: YOU KILLED HER!!!!!! YOU KILLED HER!!!!!!! YOU KILLED HER!!!!!!!!
Zach Davis: J IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF ZOMBIE MCMORRIS IN THE PILE OF SMOLDERING WOOD!!!!!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion has found the thumbtacks…
Zach Davis: Looking to put the Doc away for good….DIRTNAP…
NO! LOW BLOW BY HENRY….GAMBLERS HAND ONTO THE TACKS!!!!!!!!! HENRY….SLOW TO GET UP…OBLIVION SITS UP…HENRY GRABS A CHAIR…
NO!!! OBLIVION GRABS THE CHAIR…DROPKICK BY HENRY!!!! OBLIVION IS DOWN!!!!! HENRY CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!
NO! MIDAIR, CRAZY J HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!
Zombie McMorris is in the ring.
Zach Davis: SUPERKICK TO ZMAC!
As ZMAC goes down Crazy J quickly locks his neck up.
Freddy Whoa: THE NECK CUTTER! NECK CUTTER APPLIED!
Zach Davis: ZMAC is unconscious..... IT'S DONE!
Zach Davis! THANK GOD ITS OVER!!!!!! CRAZY J IS OUR NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Freddy Whoa: CRAZY J JUST REALIZES WHATS HAPPENED!
Crazy J releases the hold and grabs the Hardcore Title from the ref, barely able to believe he's won it.
Zach Davis: The first championship held by Zero Tolerance, and it has been won by Crazy J!
We cut backstage to find the self proclaimed second greatest fighter in the entire world, Lilith, entering the WCF cafeteria. Many other WCF wrestlers and other crew member are sat at nearby tables but Lilith simply ignores them as she walks straight over to the dining cart which disturbingly seemed to lack a certain baked goods item which the brunette had become somewhat obsessed with lately. Lilith just stares down at the cart in complete horror as she looks back up at the server totally disgusted with her.
Lilith: Soooooooo I gots one question and one question only for you, lil miss dinner lady person… do you or do you not know who I am?
Server: Of cour---
Lilith immediately cuts her off.
Lilith: SO WHERE ARE ALL THE COOKIES?!!!
The poor woman opposite Lilith already looked like she was about to bust into tears as a few of the wrestlers behind the angry brunette looked quite agitated by her presence and attitude.
Server: I'm… I’m sorry. Miss Twilight told us to stop serving them in here because ---
Lilith: Wait… Miss Twilight? Sare Bear?! She told you to do that?! Why!!!
Server: I don't know… she just…
Lilith looked like she was just about to lash out at the woman but after taking a breath she just rolls her eyes and reaches down into her bra, pulling out a rather large box.
Lilith: You knows what? Forget it… luckily I always gots spares on me. You never knows when you'll need an emergency cookie!
Lilith rips open the box and pulls out a handful of cookies, immediately shoving them into her mouth.
Lilith: Mmmmmmm can you believe these were just lying around in some idiot bears room totally unguarded and alone and stuffs? I just knew I hads to rescue them! Anywayz I'll see you later Miss Weirdo Bear… I gots a big match coming up and I just knows if I do good Sare Bear will take me back! And bring cookies back here too! Bye!
The screen fades as Lilith practically skips away from the scene.
People's Title Match
Psychopomp vs Kevin Bishop
The lights goes out and Bleed Well of H.I.M starts playing from the speakers. Beams of lights of different color starts going off to the rhythm of the guitar and Psychopomp jumps in the middle of the entrance. The lights turns back on back and he walks towards the ring.
The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on a group of people in black hoods and Plague doctor masks, as the lights beam down on them, the move away to reveal The Plague Kevin Bishop holding out his arms taking in the roar of the crowd. He wears his black studded leather vest and his hair drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp with the fans reaching out to him. Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second with a grin on his face as he takes in the roaring of the crowd. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring. He makes his way to the far corner and awaits his opponent.
Zach Davis: This is Kevin Bishop's first major People's Title defense. Here we go!
The two men circle and tie up.
Freddy Whoa: After the King of the Deathmatch tournament where Psychopomp gave it his all... how can anyone be more a man of the people than he?
Indeed, Psychopmop gets the upper hand and throws Bishop to the ropes. Bishop comes back and gets a kitchen sink to the gut, doubling him over. Pomp runs to the ropes and goes for a Lionsault!, but Bishop gets his knees up.
Bishop gets back to his feet and angrily throws Pomp into the corner. Pomp hits it and, his shoulder hurt, gets back up. He walks right into an Exploder Suplex from Bishop!
Zach Davis: PEOPLE'S CHAMP HITS IT!
Bishop drops down and pins Pomp.
No! Another kickout.
Freddy Whoa: I'll gotta give it to Psychopomp, he's gotta be hurting after that tourney.
Bishop lifts him up and goes to lift him for a Snap Brainbuster but Pomp shifts and lands behind him. Bishop turns and Pomp goes for a kick but Bishop catches it. Pomp fires off a vicious Enziguri! Bishop gets back to his feet and Pomp slaps him several times before throwing him to the opposite corner, Bishop hits it and drops down in pain. As he gets up Pomp runs at him and hits another Kitchen Sink before going for the pin.
Zach Davis: No! Another kickout.
Pomp locks him into a Sleeper.
Freddy Whoa: Just like the Internet Title, the People's Title has become one of the most prestigious belts in the WCF. And Kevin Bishop and the Brotherhood aren't looking to lose it now.
Bishop works his way to his feet but Pomp shoves him away before he can mount a comeback. Bishop rushes Pomp with a Clothesline but Pomp ducks it, keeps running and comes back.
Zach Davis: STARGAZER!
Pomp pins the Champ!
Pomp begins climbing to the top rope.
Freddy Whoa: He's looking to put him away... time for The Sacrament!
Pomp flies off the top!, but KEVIN BISHOP ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Bishop rolls to his feet as Pomp stumbles up, Bishop runs..
Zach Davis: SPRINGBOARD CODEBREAKER! BLACK DEATH! HE HITS IT!
Kevin Bishop falls on top of Psychopomp now!
NO!! Another kickout!
Freddy Whoa: SO CLOSE!
Bishop lifts Psychopomp up and lifts him for a Suplex, he Suplexes him onto the turnbuckle and then bounces him overhead.
Zach Davis: The Iron Maiden - NO!, Psychopomp somehow lands on his feet!
Bishop rushes him and Pomp takes him down.
Freddy Whoa: HANDS OF FAITH! HE HAS IT LOCKED IN!
The crowd roars!
Crowd: TAP! TAP! TAP!
Kevin Bishop crawls towards the ropes.
Zach Davis: He's got to break free! Or his People's Title reign is going to end before it really started!
He's crawling.. crawling....
Freddy Whoa: PSYCHOPOMP HAS IT!
NO!, Bishop is able to grab the bottom rope! The fans boo as Psychopomp is forced to release the hold.
Zach Davis: Psychopomp lifts Bishop up now... what else can he do?
Psychopomp hooks him for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Bishop jabs his way out of it. He catches him...
Freddy Whoa: BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! You know what's coming.
He hits two more Butterfly Suplexes before ending with a Stalling Sitout Doublearm DDT!
Zach Davis: INEVITABLE DEATH NAIL!
Kevin Bishop pins Psychopomp.
Freddy Whoa: There it is! Kevin Bishop retains!
Psychopomp rolls out as Kevin Bishop slowly gets to his feet. He takes the People's Title in his arms and raises it high in the air to the chagrin of the crowd.
Sweet Annihilation vs Lilith/Skittlez
Zach Davis: Up next ... I almost can't even compose myself to call this. Sweet Annihilation versus Lilith and ... Skittlez. This match came about because of Lilith's demands for a tag team championship shot and our new Gerenal Manager, Sarah Twilight wasn't having any of it. She decided to team Lilith with Skittlez and now they have Sweet Annihilation to contend with.
Freddy Whoa: Kinda more like Lilith has Sweet Annihilation to contend with. I mean, I'm not going to just disregard Skittlez, but the guy's entire career has been on Wednesday Night. I can't really say with confidence that he's ready for something like this.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall ...
Lights go down and a bunch of colorful lights begin to swirl around the crowd in small dots that resemble, well skittles candy. Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby hits the speakers and Skittlez walks out to the stage and crosses his arms over his chest trying to put up a gangster pose.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first ...Making his way to the ring ... from Newark, New Jersey weighing 180 pounds ... he is SKITTLEZ!!
Skittlez runs down to the ring and slides in as he does the goofiest hip-hop dance moves ever seen by anyone ever. The crowd cheers for him, mostly because they feel sorry for him at this point.
Kyle Steel: And his tag team partner ...
The house lights go down as colorful lights start flashing all around the area. "Boom Clap" by Charli XCX begins to play, as Lilith appears at the top of the entrance ramp. She is wearing a colorful miniskirt, leggings, an extremely tight low cut tank top and black leather heeled ankle boots. Lilith proceeds to skips down to the ring holding a teddy bear in her hand as the crowd give her quite a mixed reaction.
Kyle Steel: From Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 132 pounds.... she is LILITH!!!
Lilith then skips around the outside of the ring and locates a young fan sitting ring side passing them her teddy bear. Lilith smiles brightly at the crowd as she bounces up onto the ring apron, waving and blowing kisses to them all. She climbs through the ropes still smiling and pointing to a few of her fans as she waits for the match to begin.
Kyle Steel: And their opponents ...
'Sweet Victory’ by Van Halen hits the p.a. system as the fans raise to their feet booing and chants of "whore" begin to fill the arena. When pink and purple lights start to flash through the crowd, the velvet entrance curtains wiggle open as smoke starts to blow out from the top of the ramp as Kandi Washington appears from behind the curtains. She struts up to the top as she stands just within the smoke as she places her hands on her hips. She stares to both sides of the crowd as the smoke dies down and she's joined by her entourage Drake Knight and Ice. Kandi is dressed in a pair of silver boy shorts, light blue backless halter top, and knee-high blocked heel boots. She has her hair pulled back in a tightly-pulled ponytail.
Kyle Steel: Being accompnaied to the ring by Kandi Washington ... Drake Knight and Ice ... they are SWEET ANNIHILATION!!!
She starts to strut down the ramp as she's smirking at the booing crowd while Drake Knight and Ice follows behind her. She makes her way to the bottom of the ramp way and turns to her left as she proceeds to the stairs. She struts up the three steel steps as she makes her way alongside the ring apron. She pauses in the middle on the outside apron, staring back at the fans as Drake Knight and Ice stand on both sides of the entrance ramp, at the bottom just gawking at the crowd. She turns back to the ropes and lowers herself under the second rope and steps over the first rope. She stands back up and struts to the middle of the ring, raising her arms above her head as she evilly smirks at the booing crowd as she walks across the ring to the corner. She turns around in the corner and leans against the turnbuckle as she lifts her foot up on the bottom turnbuckle pad. Her theme starts to fade, the lights die down, and her video fades from the screen to blackness. All that can be heard now are the fans boos.
Zack Davis: Oh boy ... I don't even think I want to watch this.
Lilith and Ice start the match off for their teams. Drake Knight and Skittlez both step onto the apron in their corners. Ice and Lilith start off with a tie up, and Ice with a quick shove off into the ropes. On the return she leaps up and takes Lilith to the mat with a DEVASTATING hook clothesline. Lilith is caught of guard and dazed as she rolls back to her feet stumbling. Ice follows up with a standing spinning backfist, further stunning Lilith and knocking her down to the canvas.
Zach Davis: Ice quickens the pace from the get-go! This woman loves to make it look good.
Freddy Whoa: The power and speed of this woman ... just amazing.
Zach Davis: I won't argue that point. High impact at all times. And she's taking it to Lilith for sure.
Ice stays on the offensive, using the ropes as a catapult as she springboards off of them into a beautifully executed diving splash that nails Lilith full throttle. Ice for the cover, hooking the leg and the ref slides into position.
Zach Davis: Lilith with the kick out. It's far too early to put her away.
Freddy Whoa: Absolutely. But every time she is forced to kick her shoulders off of the mat, she exerts energy. Ice wearing her down with that early pinfall.
Ice grabs hold of Lilith and hauls her to her feet, but Lilith surprises the Russian with a jawbreaker! Ice stumbled back and Lilith doesn't waste ANY time at all as she grabs the stunned Ice and plants a KISS onto her! Ice's arms flail about as she is completely shocked by this action and Lilith begins to suck all of the wind out of her Russian foe and PLANTS her with a spiked DDT!
Zach Davis: KISS OF DEATH!
Freddy Whoa: DAMN! Lilith turning it around just like that. Can she capitalize for the win?
Lilith was still pretty stunned by Ice's initial onslaught and is slow to make the cover. She manages to crawl over to the pinfall attempt after the DDT and hooks the leg.
Ice kicks out after only two!
Zach Davis: Near fall. Lilith almost ended it early after catching Ice by surprise with that devastating maneuver of hers!
Freddy Whoa: This is a testament to the toughness of Ice. She's still in this thing.
Ice rolls onto her side and is slow getting back up. Lilith was shaking off the cobwebs and is also slow to get back up to her feet. Drake Knight extends his arm for a tag. Ice starts making her way toward the corner to tag him in but Lilith intercepts her!
Freddy Whoa: CLAW GRIP!!!
Lilith latches onto Ice's face with her devastating claw grip, digging her nails into the flesh and holding on like a Pitbull. Ice is in serious trouble.
Zach Davis: Is she going to tap?!
Kandi, sensing that Ice just might do that, hops up onto the ring apron at this point as she watches her client suffer in the Claw Grip. The ref admonishes Kandi, ordering her from the apron. Lilith keeps the Claw Grip locked in, but the distraction by Kandi is enough as Ice sends a thumb to Lilith's eyes. Lilith falls to her knees on the mat, holding her eyes and had now released the grip. Ice follows up with a running front kick to the knelt Lilith's face. The power of Ice so great that it sends Lilith tumbling back into her own corner, where Skittlez tags himself in.
Freddy Whoa: Oh no ... this is not a good thing. Lilith would have been better off staying in the match herself.
Zach Davis: And Ice is smiling. This is going to be easy pickings as far as she is concerned.
Skittlez stumbles getting into the ring and his baseball cap falls from his head. Ice rushes at Skittlez for a clothesline from behind, just as Skittlez bends down to pick up his hat. He didn't even notice the danger he'd just averted. Ice is FURIOUS that she missed the clothesline and rushes at Skittlez once again. The scrawny rapper places his hat back onto his head and stands up at JUST the right moment which sends Ice up and over with a back body drop.
Zach Davis: Are you kidding me?
Freddy Whoa: Man talk about some luck! That timing was impeccable ...
Ice staggers back to her feet after the back body drop and Skittlez with a few wild kicks and punches at Ice which draws some cheers from the crowd. They have little effect on Ice who SHOVES Skittlez backward and he begins to stumble in his step. Ice moves in to grapple the scrawny rapper but as he stumbles back, tripping over himself, his legs manage to trip up Ice as well in something somewhat resembling a drop toehold. Ice's face smacks the canvas and she is dazed. The crowd is getting firmly behind Skittlez now.
Crowd: LET'S GO SKITTLEZ! LET'S GO SKITTLEZ! LET'S GO SKITTLEZ! LET'S GO SKITTLEZ!
In awe that he actually had the advantage, Skittlez clumsily climbs the turnbuckle and looks out among the crowd which draws MORE roars from them. He aims his fist and sends himself falling off the top rope NAILING Ice in the head with his falling fist.
Zach Davis: BRICK CITY BOMB! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!
Freddy Whoa: This crowd is firmly behind the New Jersey native who has to date never won a match in WCF. Could we really be seeing his first ever victory?!
Skittlez scrambles in for the cover, hooking the leg and the look on his face is pure gold as he can feel it in the air.
Zach Davis: And a near fall there for Skittlez! I don't believe I even just said that!
Freddy Whoa: Ice needs to tag out. She's gotten herself tripped up with Skittlez and his clumsiness. Bring in the brute force of Drake Knight to shift the balance.
Skittlez brings Ice back to her feet to keep on the offensive. However, Ice fires off a few HARD kicks of her own, backing the rapper away. Ice follows up with a sitout suplex slam. Skittlez is down on the mat and Ice follows it up with a few HARD elbows to his sternum. Skittlez writhes on the mat as his hands immediately clutch his abdomen. Ice gives him no time to recuperate however as she halls the rapper to his feet and hooks him up for a Northern lihts suplex, dropping him into a leg hooked brainbuster instead. Ice now with the cover.
Skittlez SOMEHOW shoots a shoulder up.
Zach Davis: Ice wanting to make certain that she put the exclamation point on that one. Skittlez is amazingly still in this ... don't ask me how.
Freddy Whoa: It HAS to be the atmosphere. This is the biggest match of his entire career!
Ice, having Skittlez down, now tags out to Drake Knight who enters the match, continuing where Ice had left off. He brings the rapper back to his feet and sends him into the ropes for an Irish whip. Skittlez flies at him for a cross body on the return but is EASILY caught by the powerful Knight and instead taken over with a NASTY powerslam. Skittlez is dazed afterwards.
Zach Davis: Skittlez now in a world of trouble. Sweet Annihilation has taken back control of the match.
Freddy Whoa: And in a big way! Skittlez needs to tag out after enduring a few high impact maneuvers.
Zach Davis: The kid has a lot of fight in him. But I agree, he needs to tag out.
Drake again brings Skittlez back to his feet. He sets him up for a powerbomb, lifting the scrawny rapper high up onto his shoulders. However, Skittlez wiggles himself slightly and instead pulls Drake Knight down into a DDT. The crowd is on their feet as the action continues to shift.
Zach Davis: And just like that, Skittlez turns things back around! I don't believe what I am seeing!
Freddy Whoa: He bought himself some time. Now if he can make it to his corner and get the tag....
Skittlez starts crawling toward his corner. Still suffering the effects of the earlier onslaught. However, Drake is able to easily shake off the DDT and is right on Skittlez' trail. To ensure no possibility of allowing Lilith back into the match, Kandi Washington makes her way to Lilith's side of the ring and begins flirting with the brunette. Lilith's attention is now on Kandi as she hops down from the apron, completely entranced.
Skittlez makes it to his corner for the tag only to find no Lilith. Instead he turns around and is BLASTED by a HUGE boot from Drake Knight that is with such force that Skittlez staggers ALL the way across the ring and into the referee before collapsing on the canvas.
Zach Davis: Oh no ... Skittlez is in dire straits here and Lilith is distracted by Kandi.
Freddy Whoa: Lilith needs to get her attention back on the ring because Drake is pulverizing Skittlez right now!
Drake was far from finished. He hauls Skittlez up and sends him CRASHING down with a powerbomb INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Skittlez bounces off of the corner like a ragdoll and again collapses onto the mat. Skittlez is OUT of it. But Drake was simply toying with him at this point. He hauls Skittlez up once again and sends him into the ropes with an Irish whip. On the return, he hoists Skittlez up into a military press and presses the rapper about ten times with a laugh before DROPPING him with a HARD SLAM!!
Zach Davis: This is disturbing to watch. This is absolute destruction. Drake Knight is completely decimating Skittlez here.
Freddy Whoa: Just let it be over already.
Drake has had enough toying with his scrawny victim as now he hauls Skittlez up and KNIGHT FALL! Skittlez is FLATTENED on the canvas!!! Drake Knight with an EMPHATIC cover. But the ref was still down from being knocked out earlier. Drake is LIVID.
Zach Davis: No ref!
Freddy Whoa: This isn't good news for Skittlez, it could have been over.
Drake gets up and walks over to the referee and shakes him. Once he feels the ref had begun to stir he returns to his pinfall. The ref is still out of it. But another referee comes rushing down from the back. Lilith notices this and takes her attention off of Kandi and slides back into the ring. Kandi orders Ice to intercept her.
Zach Davis: We have another ref ... Lilith back in the mix. Ice ...
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Ice heads to cut Lilith off and Lilith again catches her with the CLAW GRIP! Ice is squirming in the hold as Lilith digs in as hard as she can into Ice's face with her nails. The new ref slides into the ring as Drake remains covering Skittlez, unaware of what was happening with Ice and Lilith behind him. Ref into position .... and the original ref is coming to, he notices Lilith with the claw grip on Ice.
Ice begins slapping her side, tapping out to Lilith's Claw Grip.
Zach Davis: Uhhh what happened?
Freddy Whoa: Skittlez just got counted down, but Ice tapped as well. I'm not sure on this one.
The new referee raises Drake Knight's arm in victory. But the original referee raises Lilith's arm in victory.
The two referees argue over their respective decisions for several moments. Kandi Washington is losing it at ringside. After a short time, the two referees communicate with Kyle Steel.
Zach Davis: I believe Drake Knight and Skittlez were the legal participants. But all four competitors were in the ring, with two different referee vantage points. There was a tap out and a pinfall that took place.
Freddy Whoa: It's just a confusing situation to say the least.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen ... I have been informed that as a result of Ice tapping out and as a result of Skittlez remaining out for a three count ... that this match has been declared a DRAW!!
Zach Davis: One hell of a contest. You hate to see it end this way but this was probably the best decision considering the way it all went down.
Freddy Whoa: This may not have been a win, but damn this is the first time Skittlez doesn't add a loss to his column. He has Lilith to thank for that.
Kira Izumi/Adrian Archer/Sarah Twilight vs Jason Cash/Salem Shepard/Damian Kaine
Zach Davis: This upcoming match sure fits the Pay Per View name, doesen't it?
Freddy Whoa: You said it partner! On One side you have Kira Izumi who was jumped out of Zero Tolerance seeking revenge against Salem and Cash.. The Magnificent Bastard having to answer to Damian Kaine for his betrayal splitting the Purge..And Sarah Twilight making her return to the ring!!!
Zach Davis: Add to that the social media firestorm between the aforementioned Bastard Adrian Archer and Zero Tolerance..Man..Lets get this started!
The lights in the arena go out as red lights and fog cover the ramp as Grazen Image by Zack Hemsey plays for several moments as he makes the crowd wait. Salem comes out with a sick smile on his face, eyes wide. Not pay attention to the fans as he walks to the ring.
Kyle Steel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS 6 PERSON TAG IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL..FIRST, MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING..ONE MEMBER OF ZERO TOLERANCE...SALEM..SCHIZO..SHEPARD!!!!
Zach Davis: Salem has...flowers...
Freddy Whoa: Peace offering to Damian Kaine?
Hillbilly Deluxe hits on the PA system. Jason Cash walks out of the curtain with a huge smirk across his face. He looks around to the crowd before taking a large drink of his beer. He then makes his way down to the ring. Once inside, he reaches into his boot and takes out his can of cherry skoal. He gets himself a dip and he is ready to fight
Kyle Steel: INTRODUCING HIS PARTNER..ALSO FROM ZERO TOLERANCE...JASON...CASH!!!!
Zach Davis: Cash looking and laughing at Salem's flowers...But now they both turn to the aisle and laugh together..
George Watsky's Fireworks plays as Damian Kaine comes out..
Intro "It's hard to be livin'. You gotta play the cards you were given..." Damian runs around the stage taunting the crowd, before walking down the ramp towards the ring.
Upon reaching it, he jumps to the apron and runs to the turnbuckle, before taunting and backflipping into the ring.
Kyle Steel: AND THEIR PARTNER...DAMIAN KAINE!!!!
Zach Davis: Kaine giving a nasty look to the Zero Tolerance members..Tough position for Kaine tonight!
Kyle Steel: AND THEIR OPPONENTS...FIRST...KIRA IZUMI!!!!
Ruten No Tou Acoustic Version By Dir En Grey plays..
:We zoom in on the Titatron showing Various Yokai and Warriors.We see a man with a scythe.It zooms in and we pan across Kiras face with his eyes closed.Words come across the Screen and we see "Kira Izumi" Kira Walks out with a Katana much like the bankai of ichigo from bleach He is wearing His black Oni Mask and A black jacket as well.He starts to to walk down the aisle only acknowledging a few fans.He enters the ring and takes his mask off revealing a pissed off face and black eye balls with a red iris,He spits out red mist as the camera zooms in and out he walks over to his corner waiting for the match to begin.
Zach Davis: Izumi looks ready for war against his former brothers of ZT!
The arena goes dark...
Zach Davis: What the...?
The TV Audience sees a movie trailer rating that says "The following has been rated M For Magnificent"..Then an old style countdown..3...2...1....The opening snare rolls of "Cherub Rock" by Smashing Pumpkins accompany a flashing symbol containing the letters MB...Guitars build...."Adrian Archer" flashes on the screen juxtaposing on his face staring intensely..Then smiling and flicking a cigarette butt at the screen...We see it drop in slow motion..It hits the ground just as The heavy guitar hits and all of a sudden, we flash back to the entrance ramp where both sides of it ignite into huge flames and out steps The Magnificent Bastard Adrian Archer, arms raised wide, spotlight following him...His arms remain raised as he walks down the ramp then turns his back to the ring..He turns back around, walking self assured to the ring..he climbs the apron, grabs the second rope on one knee and turns to the crowd, flashing a magnificent smile.. he spits his gum out and bats that into the crowd, a la Curt Hennig..He steps into the ring, raising his hands high one more time to call for a mic from the ceiling...
Kyle Steel: Wait..I..
AA: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.....*deep breath*
Adrian: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...FROM THE CITY OF ANGELS...THE MAN YOU HATE TO LOVE...BEHOLD....THE MAGNIFICENT BASTARRRRRRRRRRD...ADRIAANNNNNN ARCHERRRRRRRRR!"
Freddie Woah: Wow..this due is so full of himself he could wear his ass as a hat..
Zach Davis: What does that even mean?
The lights go out as a spotlight centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. The crowd greets her with MASSIVE boos as the video wall displays the words THE ONLY ONE.
Kyle Steel: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, California, and weighing in at 148lbs, she is...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!
Pyros shoot up from the stage as our melody finally kicks into guitar. "What You Want" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage. She is greeted with deafening boos and soaks them all in, as if she enjoyed the crowd's hatred. She arrogantly swaggers towards the ring, taking her time to revel in her own glory before an ENRAGED crowd before she reaches the ring steps and climbs inside. Pyros now shoot off from the ring posts and Sarah takes to each turnbuckle, staring coldly and without emotion into the sea of 'sheep' as the crowd's boos become even LOUDER.
Zach Davis: MY GOD THERE SHE IS! The one and only..
Freddy Whoa: Archer better pick his jaw up off the floor..
Zach Davis: Wait..Salem..creeping sheepishly over to Twilight...He's...He's giving her the flowers! Will she take them?
Freddy Whoa: WOAH! SHE JUST SLAPPED THEM AWAY AND CLOCKED SHEPARD! HERE WE GO!
Zach Davis: REF BETTER GET A HANDLE ON THIS! IZUMI AND CASH TANGLING..TWILIGHT STOMPING A MUDHOLE INTO SHEPARD AND KAINE AND ARCHER ARE GOING AT IT!
Freddy Whoa: Looks like the ref has seperated the two sides...and its going to be Twilight in the ring with Shepard..
Zach Davis: Collar and elbow..and Shepard shoves Twilight to the mat...laughing at Twilight...Big mistake..here she comes! Tackles Shepard to the ground!
Twilight continues to pound on Shepard..then lifts him up..Butterfly Suplex...Up again...This time a release German...Shepard is stunned in his corner..Shakes it off and locks up with her again, this time connecting with a kick to the gut..Takers her..whip against the ropes..Drops...Twilight Rebounds...Shepard nails her with a forearm..Quick cover...1 count...Shepard back on the attack..
Zach Davis: Shepard has Twilight in a standing side head lock..She slips out..Dropkick to the back of the head..Goes and Tags in The Magnificent Bastard! Shepard ignoring Kaine who is jumping for the chance..and tags Cash!
Freddy Whoa: These two have history..here we go...Face to Face..WOAH!
Zach Davis: Cash just spit Skoal juice in the eyes of Archer and is pounding away at him..Nailing him into the turnbuckle...Ref backs him away...He charges..NOBODY HOME! And now the Bastard has Cash in the corner..RIFLING AWAY WITH RIGHT HANDS! Whips Cash across the ring...Off the buckle..Spinning heel kick! Archer now...Running Bulldog! Cover...No...Kickout at 2! Archer now..goes over to his corner...TAG made to Izumi! HERE WE GO!
Izumi comes in like a man possessed..Landing kick after Kick..Cash grabs one leg..Enziguri sends Cash to the floor...Izumi quickly climbs the turnbuckle..UNCORKS A MOONSAULT...BUT CASH MOVES! Izumi Crashes and Burns against the railing....Cash then throws Izumi into the ring steps..
Cash: SEE THAT KIRA? THATS WHY YOU AINT WITH US NO MORE!
Zach Davis: Cash rolls Izumi into the ring and tags Shepard..double team maneuver...Shepard off the top..Cash holds Izumi..LEG DROP..COVER!
NO! Izumi with the shoulder out...
The crowd rallies behind Izumi as Shepard wears him down with a sleeperhold...Archer reaches for a tag....Izumi fights out And goes for a tag..Archer pulls back and smirks at Sarah...Izumi looks confused..Sarah steps in..Shakes her head..
Zach Davis: TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!! ARCHER AND TWILIGHT HAVE LEFT RINGSIDE!!!!
Archer waves "bye bye" and Sarah blows him a kiss and they both laugh..Kaine looks Enraged until Cash hits him with a hard elbow sending him to the floor..Shepard comes out of Nowhere and hits a Diving DDT ON IZUMI! COVER...
Zach Davis: THE MATCH IS OVER! BUT ZERO TOLERANCE IS NOT DONE WITH DAMIEN KAINE!
Freddy Whoa: On the Outside...LOOK OUT MI AMIGOS!!!!!!!!
Cash Hits The Rebel Yell on Damien Kaine through the Spanish Announce table...
Zach Davis: MAN!!!!!!!!
Winner Enters Last at War
Henry Spearman vs Mikey eXtreme
If Henry Spearman Uses a Superkick, He is Disqualified and Enters War At #1
"Headstong" by Trapt blares over the loud speakers and a burst of pyro explodes from the entrance way. Henry Jogs out from behind the curtain and points and yells into th crowd. he walks from one side of the ramp to the other. He makes a fist with his right hand and puts it over his chest, pointing to the crowd with the other hand. He does this on both sides of the ramp before walking down the aisle. He reaches into the crowd and shakes hands.
Grabbing onto the middle rope Henry pulls himself up onto the apron and points out into the crowd before climbing into the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and makes the sign with his chest again. He points into the crowd and claps his hands.
The lights begin to slowly go off, section by section, until the arena is completely black. "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains blares over the PA system as the lights on the stage begin to slowly flash on and off. Mikey eXtreme steps out onto the stage with his arms held out and his head titled back as he looks to the ceiling. Vidalia and Freakshow flank him as they make their way ringside.
Kyle Steel: Making his way down to the ring being accompanied by Vidalia and Freakshow, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 225 lbs, Mikey eXtreme!
Mikey ignores the fans trying to reach out to touch him. He throws the kendo stick into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, crawling to the corner where he sits laughing and rocking back and forth. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Mikey's opponents as Vidalia whispers some kind of plan into Mikey's ear.
Zach Davis: We talked about it earlier. Normally War season begins after this, but it has begun tonight.
Freddy Whoa: We've seen FPV and Jeff Purse both announce their return for the match. But now, Mikey eXtreme and Henry Spearman will battle - and whoever wins this gets to enter LAST.
Zach Davis: That is huge. Men come and go, but winning War is forever, and this gives you a huge chance to get into the history books. No one has ever entered War last and won - but either of these men could do it.
The two men move around each other before going to tie up - but Mikey eXtreme faked the tie up and kicks Spearman instead. Spearman doubles over and Mikey goes to throw him. Spearman reverses that and as Mkey comes back Spearman drops him with a Clothesline. Mikey gets bak to his feet and Henry Spearman hits him with a series of punches, pressing him into the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Henry Spearman, firmly in control..
Spearman throws Mikey to the ropes and as Mikey comes back Spearman drops him with a Bodyslam. He hits the ropes and runs at him and hits a Leg Drop before going for the pin.
Zach Davis: Mikey eXtreme with the kickout.
Neforian locks him into a Chinlock.
Freddy Whoa: This isn't just one match. This is about the first entrant in War. This is about the LAST entrant in War. Spearman has been handicapped, while Mikey has not. And the winner could head to the One main event, while the loser is denied it.
eXtreme escapes the chinlock and hits the ropes but Spearman hits another Bodyslam.
Zach Davis: Mikey is up again, Spearman runs at him..
Kick to the gut of Spearman!, DDT! Mikey pins Henry.
No!, Henry Spearman kicks out. Mikey lifts him up and rakes his eyes before throwing him to the ropes and hitting a Dropkick as he comes back. Spearman stumbles up and Mikey runs at him and hits a Shining Wizard. Spearman rolls out and Mikey hits the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: SUICIDE DIVE TO HENRY SPEARMAN!
Mikey hits it!, to perfection, and rolls him back into the ring. He pins him.
No!, kickout. Mikey quickly puts him into a chinlock now.
Zach Davis: The fans are on the side of Henry Spearman now as they chant for him!
This time Spearman gets up and escapes the hold! Spearman goes for a Superkick out of instinct!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: DISQUALIFIED!
NO!, He stops himself before he hits it. Mikey grins and uses that to kick him in the gut before backing up and hitting a Superkick of his own!
Freddy Whoa: X MARKS THE SPOT!
Mikey goes for the pin.
MIKEY KICKS OUT!
Zach Davis: DAMN!
Mikey angrily rolls away and invites Spearman to get to his feet. Once Spearman is up Mikey dives and goes for a Low Blow but Spearman jumps away from it, rolling, and as he gets up Mikey goes for ANOTHER Superkick but Spearman ducks it.
Freddy Whoa: HENRY SPEARMAN HITS A SUPERKICK!
The bell soudns.
Zach Davis: Oh... oh no.
Mikey hits the mat because his block is knocked off; Spearman hits it because he realizes what he's done.
Freddy Whoa: Mikey eXtreme has won via DQ.... he enters LAST at War. He's got a huge advantage. And Henry Spearman has just ensured he enters FIRST!
Henry Spearman rolls out of the ring, pissed at himself. Mikey eXtreme collects himself in the ring, hurting.. .but extremely pleased.
WCF King of the Deathmatch Coronation
Revenge comes back from a video package to Zach Davis standing inside the ring with an object covered in a white cloth. Zach proudly stands beside whatever this object is as the lights slowly fade to black. The crowd begins cheering heavily. "Devil with the King's Card" by Machine Head booms throughout the arena, and the crowd claps along with the beat. Purple and gold lights swirl throughout the crowd, and about 30 seconds after the song begins, a spotlight hits the stage where Corey Black is standing. Another pop from the crowd. Not dressed to battle, Corey wears black Chucks, jeans and a Metallica t-shirt, casual at best. His arms have bandages on them, a sign of the destruction caused a mere few weeks ago. Corey climbs up the steps and enters the ring, standing next to Zach Davis. The music stops and the lights come back up, yet another pop from the crowd, and they begin chanting his name. CO-REY BLACK! CO-REY BLACK!
Zach Davis: Corey, you've done almost everything there is to do in this company. Countless titles and accomplishments, and now you've run the gauntlet. You went six for six in seven days in deathmatches to be crowned King of the Deathmatch. What did it mean to you and your legacy to win that tournament?
Corey Black: Winning this is exactly what I needed to do to show everyone that I've still got it. I'm still as dangerous as I was ten years ago. Everyone in the WCF locker room should absolutely fear the day they are put in the ring with me.
Zach Davis: You're now King of the Deathmatch, King of Trios, and the King of All Wrestlers - what else is there to conquer?
There's a pause as the crowd cheers. This is what they've been waiting for.
Corey Black: The Mountain, Zach.
Explosion. The crowd has lost their minds.
Corey Black: I signed up for the deathmatch tournament with one reward in mind. It's been over a year now. July 5th, 2015. The King of All Wrestlers went toe to toe with the one they call The Mountain of WCF. I've sat on that draw for over a year, thinking to myself 'Corey - a draw? You're better than that man. He's a foot taller than you. He's twice your weight.' But you know me, Zach. I don't like walking around WCF - the house that I built - and having someone like Thomas Bates talking about how I couldn't get the job done. So, that gets rectified. At Thomas' earliest convenience, he an I will go one on one.
Dramatic pause, the crowd building anticipation.
Corey Black: Assuming he can hold it until then, that match will be for the WCF Television Title - or maybe even the WCF World Title if things go well for ol' Tommy Boy tonight.
Cheers from every soul in the building. Huge.
Corey Black: And it will be a deathmatch of my choosing. THERE WILL BE A WINNER. Thomas, I'm coming for whatever gold you have - and your head!
The roof is nearly blown off this place!
Zach Davis: Blockbuster announcement! Corey Black will take on Thomas Bates, potentially for the World or TV Title, and definitely in a deathmatch! The King has spoken!
Amidst the crowd's roar, Zach unveils the object under the sheet. It's a gold trophy. On the top is a jagged crown with colored jewels in it, along with a golden sword that also has jewels in the hilt and a gold shield decorated with blood and a WCF logo, four pillars hold the crown, sword and shield up and connect to the base, which has an inscription. "Corey Black - WCF King of the Deathmatch 2016." Sitting on the base itself, between the pillars, is a pair of shiny gold boots with black kickpads and a replica of the crown on the trophy. Corey Black kneels on one knee before the trophy, crown and boots, giving his respects to the tournament itself before standing up. Corey puts the actual crown on, takes the boots in one hand and the trophy in the other, lifting both to the sky to the crowd's approval once again. 'Devil with the King's Card" starts up once again, and Corey shows off his winnings a bit more before heading for the backstage area.
World Title Match
Brent Alpine vs Thomas Uriel Bates vs Gemini Battle
A ghostly synth breathes over the PA.
Zach Davis: And here we go with the Main Event of the evening!
The first keyboard chord of Prince's 'Gold' blares as a red shooting star firework darts up from the entrance-way to the left rafters. The second chord chimes as the arena lights flash red. The third chord accompanies a light blue star shoots to the upper right of the arena. Blue lights flash to greet the fourth chord.
Percy Micro, a micro pig with an electronic voice-box, scurries down the ramp to laughs and an ironic pop from the crowd. He is followed by the other member of the E.M.S. entourage, 'The Vulture' Dallas Culture.
As the main tune commences, a yellow spotlight covers the entrance as 'The Shine' Brent Alpine steps out from the back to sneers. A shower of sparks surround him, eliciting a brief pop at the spectacle. Alpine keeps walking, slides into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle. The pig 'speaks' in a robotic tone.
Percy Micro: Introducing our cherished commodity, from Rockhampton, Australia, weighing 259 pounds... 'The Shine'... Brent... Alpine!
'The Shine' glares in comical intensity and lifts up the back of his suit jacket like a Batman cape. He dismounts and hangs his jacket on the turnbuckle. He leaps onto the opposite turnbuckle. He removes his tie and long white shirt and throws them into the crowd, now ready for the match ahead. Dallas Culture collects Percy in his arms.
Freddy Whoa: Well, 2014 was supposed to be the Year of The Shine, but in the year 2016, he may yet turn this year into that promised Year of The Shine.
Zach Davis: But he has his work cut out for him. We've got the World Champ, Gemini Battle, who doesn't look like he's ready to relinquish his newly acquired crown.
“Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band blares over the PA system as the titron begins showing clips of Thomas Uriel Bates riding his motorcycle along a deserted highway.
Freddy Whoa: And let's not forget The Impassable Mountain, who's hoping to enter the distinguished list of World Champions the WCF has seen throughout the years. He may have something to say about this being the Year of The Shine.
The titron displays images from previous matches against Bobby Cairo, ICE Beckman, Corey Black, Jonny Fly, Gemini Battle, Joey Flash, and more. As the titron plays clips from previous matches, and from the deserted highway ride; Thomas Uriel Bates steps out on the stage.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring weighting in at four hundred and thirty pounds, standing at six foot nine inches, from Huntsville, Alabama. He is the WCF Television Champion; the Impassable Mountain, The Mountain of W-C-F, THOMAS URIEL BBBBAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEESSSS!!!!
He glares down at the ring with intensity, WCF Television Title resting over his shoulder, before finally walking to the ring. He arrives at the ring, climbs up the steps and walks to the center of the apron. He steps over the top rope and enters the ring. Bates looks towards Brent Alpine, stretches out his arms, and roars. The crowd joins in, amplifying the thunderous effect.
Zach Davis: And he looks ready for this match. Especially considering it was Gemini Battle who overcame the Mountain to become the World Champ.
Freddy Whoa: This is redemption time for Thomas Uriel Bates.
“Falling Higher” by Helloween plays throughout the arena as Gemini Battle makes his way through the entrance curtain, the World Title around his waist as he moves. The crowd cheers as he accepts the praise of the fans by slapping their hands, but never smiles as he heads to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and slithers like a snake into the corner where he sits in the corner and meditates until it’s time to get up and ready to fight.
Bates walks around the ring before turning his attention to the ramp. Shortly after Gemini Battle enters the ring, Bates stares down at both Brent Alpine and Gemini Battle, stretches out his arms, and roars. The crowd joins in, amplify the thunderous effect.
Gemini Battle mocks the raised arms as he shouts at the top of his lungs back at Bates, before pulling the World Title off around his waist and raises it at both Bates and Alpine.
Zach Davis: No lack of confidence from the World Champion in his first major defense of the title.
Freddy Whoa: Well, he did pin Bates for that title, and Alpine lost to Bates at Ultimate Showdown. So...
Zach Davis: It's a string theory, I get it.
The referee takes the World Title from Gemini and raises it up for everyone in the arena to see, before he passes the belt to the ring attendant and does a final pat down of Gemini Battle, before he calls for the bell...
Zach Davis: There's the bell, and Bates moves to the middle of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Both Battle and Alpine have circled Bates...
Both smaller men attack Bates at roughly the same time. Both men grab the arms of Bates, but he swings them out, sending both men flying backwards to the mat, roaring as he does so. The crowd roars back, before he selects a target for attack...
Zach Davis: Looks like Bates is going after Alpine...
Freddy Whoa: A counter jawbreaker by Alpine... WHOA!
Zach Davis: Superkick by a recovering Gemini Battle on Bates!
With Bates stunned, both Alpine and Battle grab a hold of Bates and execute a double flapjack on him in the middle of the ring. Grayson goes to pin the stunned Bates, not even getting a count in before Gemini stomps on the head of Alpine to break up the pinfall attempt. Battle then pulls Alpine off of Bates and executes a series of open handed chops on Alpine before whipping him across the ring...
Zach Davis: Alpine reverses the throw...
Freddy Whoa: RIGHT INTO A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! COVER!!!
Bates recovers and kicks Alpine right in the ribs, prompting him to roll off Gemini before the referee can slap the mat for a count.
Alpine gets pulled to his feet by Bates, and promptly tossed across the ring with a hiptoss. Gemini recovers and runs towards Bates, who catches Gemini Battle and lifts him over his head before launching Gemini Battle over the top rope and out into the fifth row outside of the ring...
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!!
Zach Davis: WOW!!!
Bates then turns his attention on to Alpine, who has managed to pull himself up by the ropes into a sort of vertical position. As Bates approaches Alpine, Brent attempts to leave the ring. Bates catches him from behind, and pulls him into a full nelson...
Zach Davis: THE BADGE!
Freddy Whoa: GEMINI IS CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLES.
Zach Davis: THE REFEREE IS COUNTING!!!
Gemini hits a moonsault on Bates, who is covering Alpine, breaking up the pinfall. Gemini waves his finger saying 'not this time, Bates' as the Mountain grins and kicks Alpine out of the ring, squaring up to go face to face with the World Champ as the crowd cheers for the confrontation.
Zach Davis: And Gemini Battle going to town on Bates as he chops away at the big man!!!
Freddy Whoa: Bates is just taking everything that Gemini Battle is throwing at him.
Bates then lets out a shout, before grabbing Gemini Battle by the head before slamming his own head into the World Champ.
Gemini bounces back up from the headbutt, to receive another by Bates. And another, before Bates lifts Gemini Battle up in a military press slam, before finishing it off with a gutbuster at the end...
Zach Davis: MEMPHIS GIANT SLAM AND A COVER!!!
Freddy Whoa: And Gemini Battle kicks out!!!
Zach Davis: Oh, and Bates didn't seem to like that too much.
Undaunted, Bates picks Gemini up from the ground, before slinging him into a turnbuckle. Gemini slams off of the turnbuckles into the waiting arms of Bates, who promptly slams Gemini to the ground with a belly to belly overhead suplex. Bates then grabs Gemini by one leg, before placing Gemini into a modified surfboard.
Zach Davis: And Bates is trying to Quarter Gemini here in the middle of the ring!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!! BRENT ALPINE CLIMBED THE TURNBUCKLES AND JUST HIT BATES WITH A FLYING BULLDOG!!!
Zach Davis: EVERYONE IS DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! REFEREE STARTS TO COUNT!!!
Freddy Whoa: What if none of these guys get up?
Zach Davis: Then Gemini Battle will retain the title, though all three men are moving in the ring now!!!
Freddy Whoa: Alpine makes it to his feet!
Zach Davis: Bates is vertical once again!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini pulls himself up by the ropes!
Zach Davis: It's pretty early in the match, but so far some high powered offense and stingy defense being shown by all three competitors!
Brent Alpine and Thomas Bates square off in the ring, as Bates attempts to lock up with Alpine, who instead hits Bates with a kneelift and an enziguri. As Bates is turned by the kick, the recovered Gemini Battle scores an overhand right to the head of Bates, which staggers him back towards Alpine, who kicks low on Bates and tries for...
Zach Davis: GLOW WORM!!!
Freddy Whoa: NO!!! BATES POWERS OUT AND ALPINE HITS NOTHING BUT CANVAS!!!
Bates then turns around, only to be hit by Gemini Battle with another overhand right. Gemini grabs the arm of Bates and attempts to sling him into the ropes. Bates powers back, but Gemini manages to twist the arm of Bates, and brings Bates down with an armbar in the middle of the ring! Gemini then maneuvers Bates into a modified surfboard...
Freddy Whoa: VICTORY MARCH SUBMISSION ON BATES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Zach Davis: AND A CLOTHESLINE BY ALPINE BREAKS UP THE HOLD!!!
Alpine then waits to see who gets up first, which happens to be Gemini Battle. As Gemini Battle regains his footing, he turns right into a belly to belly suplex that Alpine uses to plant Gemini Battle in the middle of the ring, while also hitting a recovering Bates, who stumbles into the corner of the ring while slamming his head and shoulder into the turnbuckle post. Alpine follows up his offense on Gemini Battle with a camel clutch...
Zach Davis: MOUNT UNPLEASANT ON GEMINI BATTLE!!!
However, the hold is short-lived, as Bates recovers, rebounds off of the ropes and plants a big boot into the face of Brent Alpine, with enough force to not only knock him off of Gemini Battle, but also out of the ring!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!!
Bates turns around and grabs Gemini Battle and pulls him the rest of the way vertical, to which Gemini responds with an eye gouge, which makes Bates release Gemini and turn a way from him. Gemini then grabs an arm from Bates and twists it in an attempt to put Bates in an armbar. Bates reverses the hold by whipping Gemini Battle into a corner. Gemini slams into the corner, and Bates follows up with an avalanche. As Bates closes in on the corner, Gemini evades the corner and Bates slams into the turnbuckle face first. Gemini follows this up with a springboard bulldog that slams Bates into the canvas face-first!
Zach Davis: Gemini rolls Bates over and covers him!
Freddy Whoa: Alpine pulls himself over the ropes and on top of Gemini Battle at the count of 2!!!
Zach Davis: None of these guys have relented on breaking up the pinfalls and submissions as they present themselves during this match!
Alpine picks up Gemini and attempts to sling Gemini into the ropes, but Gemini holds on to Alpine and reverses the whip into a short-arm clothesline that floors Brent Alpine. Gemini turns to find Bates, who grabs Gemini by the throat, then by the midsection before lifting him back up over his head...
Zach Davis: Oh God, not again!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!! AND GEMINI BATTLE HAS BEEN TOSSED EVEN FURTHER INTO THE CROWD THAN LAST TIME!!!
Brent Alpine grabs Thomas Uriel Bates from behind.
Zach Davis: GLOW WORM!
NO!, Bates elbows him away. Alpine hits the ropes, as does Thomas Uriel Bates.
Freddy Whoa: BATES' BOOT!
Bates drops down and pins Brent Alpine.
Zach Davis: GEMINI BATTLE TO BREAK IT UP!
Freddy Whoa: NO!...
Zach Davis: No, Gemini Battle was too late.
Thomas Uriel Bates stands to his feet.
Freddy Whoa: We've got a new Champion.
Bates is unconcerned with the Championship, just for one moment. As Gemini lunged into the ring, Bates has helped him to his feet... or try, at least. Gemini refuses, and pulls himself up instead.
Zach Davis: You don't have anything to prove, Gemini - you won Ultimate Showdown!
Thomas Uriel Bates tries to talk to Gemini but Gemini swats any gestures from him away and drops down, rolling out. Gemini Battle glares at Kyle Steel, who enters the ring next.... World Title in hand.
Kyle Steel: YOUR WINNER... AND NEW!, WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!...
Kyle hands him the belt. Thomas Uriel Bates roars and holds it up in victory.
Kyle Steel: THOMAS!... URIEL!.... BATES!
Zach Davis: ONE YEAR AGO, at Revenge 2015, Thomas Uriel Bates chellenges Dune for this very belt.. and tonight, he wins it. His time has finally come!
Revenge fades to black with a dejected Thomas Uriel Bates looking towards Gemini Battle.