07/29/2012


Ultimate Showdown Intro

Burn It Down by Linkin Park plays as Ultimate Showdown comes on the air! Blue pyro shoots from just about everywhere in the arena as we go to our announcers, Zach and Shannan.

Zach Davis: Finally, Ultimate Showdown is here! God damn I'm excited.

Shannan Lerch: Let's talk about our main event. One of the most important matches of the year on the WCF calendar... the Ultimate Showdown match.

Zach Davis: Roy Speede. Jonny Fly. Odin Balfore. FPV. Jeff Purse. Steve Orbit. Tommy Kain. Waylon Cash.

Shannan Lerch: These eight man lay it all on the line for the four major singles Titles in WCF: the World, Hardcore, TV, and US Titles.

Zach Davis: And what a journey to get here! I don't even know where to begin.

Shannan Lerch: About one month ago, FPV managed to take the World Title from Jonny Fly, setting this whole thing in motion. He was then defeated by Roy Speede in a non-Title match, and then by Waylon Cash for the Title itself, leading Cash to be the Champion.

Zach Davis: And kinda lending credence to some of Odin and Fly's complaints about FPV. Speaking of, Odin was the winner of last year's Showdown match, so he's got to be a favorite here.

Shannan Lerch: He also spent quite a while feuding with the TV Champ, Steve Orbit, who then aligned with him in the Alliance and is in this match tonight... and then you have Tommy Kain, the man who was able to defeat Gein Spector for the Hardcore Title at Night of Champions.

Zach Davis: Speaking of Spector, Waylon Cash has been on a roll; he's escaped the shadow of Future Gods Inc. and become the World Champion. Can that continue, can he make it through Ultimate Showdown? Time will tell.

Shannan Lerch: We've also got quite a People's Title match tonight. Kira Sakazaki, Oblivion, and Kid Phantasm... with FutuReb as the special guest ref.

Zach Davis: Reb's mission has been to save the future from what Kira Sakazaki, Haruna Sakazaki, and Oblivion have started. Maybe tonight could accomplish that... or maybe it is too late. Time will tell.

Shannan Lerch: The Darkside of Treachery's Gravedigger faces Donald Deruty in his return match. Up until last week we weren't quite sure what Deruty's plans were, as he has maintained neutrality in the stable war, but now we know he's definitely against the DoT.

Zach Davis: The Tag Team Titles are on the line as Tek and Steeltoe Joe face Eric Price and Jonathan Jakobs in the rubber match of the Prophecy vs Price and Jakobs feud.

Shannan Lerch: Indeed. Last month, Prophecy defeated them; later on Slam, they defeated Prophecy. Now, this feud will be put to rest, and only one team can walk out with the Titles.

Zach Davis: And who will face the winners of that match? Either Synn and Henry or the former Champs, Blake and Santiago. Those two teams finally go one on one.

Shannan Lerch: Synn and the Alliance have been tormenting each other for weeks now, especially Synn. I can't wait to see who walks out the victor in this one.

Zach Davis: Finally, in our Internet Title match, either Kale Windsor or Stuart Slane will defeat the other. They've been fighting each other for quite a while now but neither has been able to definitely defeat the other; that'll be solved tonight.

Shannan Lerch: Joel Hall has issued an open challenge, and reportedly, it has been answered by a former WCF wrestler. Who could it be?

Zach Davis: This company has been running for over a decade now, so there are a LOT of options. Could be anybody. Can't wait to find out.

Shannan Lerch: Johnny Stylez teams with newcomer Ryan Pugh, to face Noob Cha-Cha and newcomer The Siren.

Zach Davis: Well, Noob Cha-Cha defeated Stylez's former partner Hunter Valentyne, can Cha-Cha defeat Stylez as well? We'll see.

Shannan Lerch: Andrew Warhammer is making his in ring debut. He's aligned with Oblivion, supposedly his Herald.... the Silver Surfer, he ain't.

Zach Davis: And he's against Bishop and Priest. What a sacriligious matchup!

Shannan Lerch: And in our opener, Shane Knight, Jackie Giordano, Mark Mcfarlin, and Hunter Valentyne are going at it! Let's start the show!

FPV/Noob Cha-Cha Segment

A cameraman tagged behind the hallway roaming Noob Cha-Cha filming her tweeting the masses on a personal device. The messages consisted of Ultimate Chadown tweets, self-appraisal of one’s own efforts, typical wrestling talk that many could not care to witness unless no life was had and that was the absolute case for a big sum of WCF’s fan hood.

Noob Cha-Cha: Watch it.

A pair of feet developing in her forward vision distracted the next tweet. She stopped to look up. The cameraman hitting the breaks to keep from bumping into her.

Noob Cha-Cha: FPV?

FPV stood within her path. She was no longer concerned with tweeting, not for now at least. Noob Cha-Cha adjusted her mask to more efficiently look him in the eyes. The mask was a leather blue ocean piece that only covered the upper half of her face keeping only her cheeks, chin, mouth, and eyes visible. FPV turned his attention to her, looking rather perplexed.

FPV: Um, hello...Cha-Cha, is it?

An eyebrow arched beneath her mask.

Noob Cha-Cha: That could very well do. For reference though the following are also plausible, Noob Cha-Cha, Queen Cha-Cha, Cha-Cha the Harvey Dodson Destroyer, Cha-Cha the Unleashed, Cha-Cha the Cha, and Cha.. Cha…

Noob Cha-Cha jumped her face into his nearly butting foreheads.

Noob Cha-Cha: CHA-CHA!

She backed off some though keeping a focused eye contact with him. He still remained weirded out by this peculiar person he had met. Plus, he had bigger things to focus on, like the Ultimate Showdown match to really want to continue on with this conversation. Then, out of the blue, an idea came to him.

FPV: Say, Cha-Cha, I have a proposition for you. Would you like to hear it?

Noob Cha-Cha: Did you say proposition or prostitution? You see all the people screaming for Noob Cha-Cha tonight has affected my hearing. I am no hoe. If you have an offer of other means then do spit it out.

FPV: Haha, you're a funny girl, for that, I'll just skip right to the chase. I'm gonna' be revamping the entire DoT, starting tonight. And that means new blood. So, Noob Cha-Cha, would you like to join our crusade against all the bullshit of the WCF?

She went into thought spending an entire six to seven minutes rubbing her chin and considering the proposal deeply. This could easily be mistaken for sarcasm though she was serious here.

Noob Cha-Cha: Joining the DoT would mean a pay rise given the affiliation of Seth Lerch within the group. Obviously so, why would anyone else join the DoT? That was a joke. You should have laughed. Maybe you did. Maybe you were laughing inside. I accept the offer under one condition...

Another five minutes or so was spent in a train of thought.

Noob Cha-Cha: You kiss Noob Cha-Cha's foot immediately.

FPV: What?!

Noob Cha-Cha: That's my terms.

Now FPV was the one in deep contemplation. Was having this chick in the DoT worth this much. After 5 minutes, he had come to a conclusion.

FPV: Fuck it, you got any mints?

Cha-Cha stared in horror.

Noob Cha-Cha: Mints? Are you a faggot? Whether or not you are should not matter. This foot has Cha-Cha'd countless foolish faces including yours if you do not kiss it. Do you not want excellence in the DoT. Miracles? Noob Cha-Cha is the angel of blood. I can make others bleed for you. Now that you know I am willingly open to serve you...

She pointed down to her leather right boot.

Noob Cha-Cha: Kiss my fucking foot.

Tired of playing games, FPV decided that there was no use bargaining with this chick, plus he had a match to get to anyways. So reluctantly, he knelt down and gave a quick peck to her foot.

FPV: There.

Noob Cha-Cha: I changed my mind.

FPV: I will freaking murder you if you are being serious.

Noob Cha-Cha: Such a romantic thing for someone to say after they've kissed my foot. I'm always serious. Not now however. No, I do like your escapade on the fight against... bullshit... count me in.

Following that Noob Cha-Cha bugs bunny-esque kissed his cheek and trotted away down the hall.

FPV: What a strange, strange girl.

FPV began to walk back on over to his locker room, satisfied that he had gotten some new blood into the DoT.

Shane Knight vs Jackie Giordano vs Mark Mcfarlin vs Hunter Valentyne

As we come back from a commercial advertising next month's Revenge PPV, and Hunter Valentyne and Mark Mcfarlin are already in the ring.

Zach Davis: That was an odd time for a commercial but here we go.

The Lights go out as blue mist begins to fill the air as Shane's theme begins to play. A man wearing a hoodie comes out to an arena full of cheers. He removes the hood and looks around as he stands at the top of the ramp. He smiles and continues walking down the aisle as he approaches the ring. He slides in the ring and runs to the turnbuckle and climbs it smiling.

“Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked” by Cage The Elephant hits the PA, and Jackie slowly starts walking down the entrance ramp, every now and them turning to face the crowd and grinning. Once inside the ring, Jackie cracks his knuckles, and gets ready for the match.

Shannan Lerch: Here we go!

Jackie Giordano goes right on the offensive, attacking Mark Mcfarlin, while Shane Knight attacks Hunter Valentyne. Giordano hits Mcfarlin a few times before executing a vicious Snap DDT. Meanwhile, Hunter Valentyne runs at Knight, but Knight lifts him up into the Fireman's Carry and drops him with a Death Valley Driver!

Zach Davis: Two big moves to start the match!

Knight looks over at Giordano, who just saw the DVD. Giordano picks Mcfarlin up and hits him with a Sitout Piledriver! Shane Knight applauds sarcastically before turning to Hunter Valentyne and hitting him with an RKO out of nowhere!

Shannan Lerch: Knockout Shot! ...are they trying to one up each other?

Giordano tells Shane Knight to "watch THIS!," and picks Mcfarlin up again. He grabs Mcfarlin's head as Knight watches.... and slams Mcfarlin's head into Knight's!

Zach Davis: Uh oh! Shane Knight wasn't expecting that!

Knight stumbles backwards and falls out of the ring. Giordano then pulls Mcfarlin back and hits an Underhook Brainbuster!

Shannan Lerch: He calls that The Hit!

Giordano drops and pins Mcfarlin, hooking the leg.

One!

Two!

Three!

Zach Davis: Ha, there it is, Giordano picks up the victory!

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked plays again as Giordano stands up, getting his arm raised. He smiles into the camera and then drops down and heads to the back.

Waylon Cash Segment

The opening trumpets of “White Trash renegade” blare over the PA as the crowd comes to life. Waylon Cash struts out onto the stage, mic in hands, and World title draped over his shoulder. He smiles for the crowd, holding the title high above his head as the cameras flash. He steps down the ramp, and slides into the ring, as his music dies down. The crowd screams for him, making him wait for a few moments to speak.

Waylon Cash: Thank you guys so much. That's the kind of welcome I needed after a week like this. I wanted to come out an-

“MURDEEEEEEER! CLIMB ABOARD THE MURDER TRAAAAIIIIIIN!!!”

Hardcore McMurderkill steps out onto the ramp, as the crowd shouts their disapproval. Waylon rolls his eyes, and leans on the ropes, waiting to hear what the man has to say. McMurderkill's loud music slowly dies, allowing him to speak.

Hardcore McMurderkill: We all heard about your little one man intervention. We all saw your emo ass video. You really think anyone gives a shit about the fact that you're a worthless fuckin' coke head?

Hardcore starts to walk down the ramp, and Waylon clenches his fists. Hardcore stops halfway down, and continues speaking.

Hardcore McMurderkill: Just because Blake took off, doesn't mean I'm leaving! I hate you Waylon Cash. You walk around, head in the clouds like a fuckin' burn out! You never deserved that title!

Waylon slowly climbs out of the ring, and approaches McMurderkill as he's speaking. Before he can say another word, Waylon kicks him in the gut, and hooks both arms behind his back. He smiles at the crowd, before lifting the man, and hitting him with a Killshot on the steel ramp. The crowd screams, and applauds, as Waylon calmly walks to the back. Medics come down to check on Hardcore, and end up lifting him on a stretcher as the crowd throws garbage at him.

Andrew Warhawk vs Bishop/Priest

"John" by Lil' Wayne plays as Bishop and Priest walk down the ramp together. They go to different ring posts and climb over the ropes, climbing the posts and raising their arms.

Zach Davis: And here we go, fans - Bishop and Priest in a handicap match against Andrew Warhawk, the Crimson Prophet.

Shannan Lerch: What do you know about this Warhawk fellow, Zach? They tell me he's a crazy man.

Zach Davis: He's listed as the 'Herald of Oblivion'... lord knows what that means.

"Anarchy" by KMFDM hits the PA... The Crimson Prophet, Andrew Warhawk, comes through the curtain holding his book before him as if warding off the audience. Behind him by a few paces comes Zombie McMorris.

Zach Davis: And here comes Andrew Warhawk- and Zombie McMorris?!

Shannan Lerch: Maybe this won't be a handicap match after all, Zach! Honey Badger in the house!

As Warhawk aims down the entrance, he can be seen either mumbling to himself or chanting something. Warhawk slides into the ring as soon as he hits ringside, putting his book in one corner with some religious histrionics... McMorris slides into the ring - across the ring, actually, stepping on the bottom rope and pointing to the crowd before making his way to the corner turn buckle and pointing to them again. McMorris beats his chest in excitement. Warhawk appears to be blessing... or cursing... his opponent.

Zach Davis: For once, Shannan, you're right - it looks like this has become a tag-team contest! McMorris and Warhawk versus Bishop and Priest - tonight, live at Ultimate Showdown!

*ding*

Warhawk and Bishop lock up; Bishop throws Warhawk to ropes, Warhawk bounces back with a shoulder block. He leaps over Bishop, coming off the ropes; Warhawk catches a rising Bishop with a dropkick. Warhawk lifts Bishop, but catches a knee to the groin... Bishop nails Warhawk with an atomic drop. Bishop off the ropes with a leg drop.

Zach Davis: Bishop going for an early cover here; one count only.

Shannan Lerch: I wonder how Bishop and Priest will handle this match, now that they've got twice as many opponents to deal with...

Zach Davis: You'd think they'd handle it easily enough; they've been stalwarts of WCF's Tag Team division on and off for years.

Bishop makes the tag to Priest; Bishop and Priest cinch Warhawk up and lift him for a double suplex. Warhawk kicks his legs up, driving both Bishop and Priest to the mat with DDTs.

Zach Davis: Huge reversal by Andrew Warhawk!

Shannan Lerch: Bishop and Priest might have had their hands full with just this guy - we haven't even seen Zombie in there yet!

Warhawk makes the tag to Zombie McMorris; as McMorris leaps over the ropes and into the ring, Warhawk pitches Bishop to him. Zombie back drops Bishop over the ropes and to the outside. Warhawk whips Priest, Priest reverses; Zombie back drops Warhawk to the outside.

Zach Davis: Quick thinking by Priest, there, taking advantage of the, uh, zealous nature of Zombie McMorris-

Shannan Lerch: I was gonna say, that's one way to get this back to a legal tag match...

Priest charges Zombie and nails him with a european uppercut, bouncing Zombie off the ropes; he catches the large man in a bearhug. McMorris struggles, to no avail... then Zombie delivers a double chop to Priest's neck, causing the hold to break. Priest stumbles back a few steps, then charges back in and catches a big boot to the face. On the outside, Warhawk and Bishop begin slugging it out; Warhawk catches a wild swing and drops Bishop to the mats with a belly-to-back suplex.

Zach Davis: We've got hot and heavy action in and out of the ring, here - referee Zip Wingdinger is shouting to Bishop and Warhawk on the outside, but they don't seem to hear him...

Shannan Lerch: ...or they just don't care, Zach. This is a holy war! WCF's version of jihad!

In the ring, McMorris starts to lift Priest for an inverted suplex, but has trouble getting the big man up... then bounces Priest off of the ropes and over in a devastating slam with huge impact. McMorris seems weakened but still quite active. Outside the ring, Warhawk grabs his book and motions toward the crowd, taunting them (or perhaps trying to 'save their souls' or whatever he does). He approaches the fallen Bishop with the book and takes a kick to the jaw for his troubles; Bishop stands and takes Warhawk down with a huge haymaker.

Zach Davis: And it's the second coming of Bishop!

Shannan Lerch: I'll go ahead and say it, Zach - this is way more match than I thought we'd get out of this bout tonight. For once my brother did something right.

Zach Davis: Are we even sure Seth knew Zombie would be involved in this match?

Bishop sees Priest in trouble and heads towards his corner, trying to make the tag; inside the ring, McMorris lifts Priest to his feet and brings him back to the mat with a double-armed spike DDT (World Tour '69).

Zach Davis: Zombie with a cover, hooks the leg- 1...2...no! Bishop slides in and throws Zombie off of Priest!

Shannan Lerch: Bishop and Priest are acting like a well-oiled tag team machine here tonight, Zach.

Bishop heads out of the ring as Zombie chases after him. Bishop ducks a punch, then shoulder blocks Zombie through the ropes. Zombie turns, doubled over, and is leg-tackled by a fallen Priest. Priest clings to McMorris' leg as he drags Priest towards his corner; Warhawk climbs up to the apron awaiting the tag. Priest grabs hold of the ropes, but too late; Zombie makes the tag to Andrew Warhawk who blazes into the ring, pulling Priest off of Zombie and slamming his head roughly to the mat.

Zach Davis: Warhawk's in and he's on fire!

Shannan Lerch: How would you know? He's wearing red-on-red.

Bishop comes in to save Priest, and catches a running punt kick from Zombie McMorris right in the groin- Warhawk signals to the crowd that it's over. He grabs Priest in a cobra clutch, then roughly lifts Priest up and over with a tremendous cobra clutch suplex (Penance). As McMorris climbs a turnbuckle and lifts his arms in celebration, Warhawk covers Priest.

Zach Davis: This'll probably be it, fans! 1...2...3. Andrew Warhawk picks up a win in his debut... as one half of a dangerous team indeed.

Kyle Steel: Your winners of the match... the team of ZOMBIE MCMORRIS and ANDREW WARHAWK!

Shannan Lerch: If this is any indication of what's to come from Oblivion's 'church', WCF might be in for a serious religious upheaval.

Johnny Stylez/Ryan Pugh vs Noob Cha-Cha/The Siren

Zach Davis: Our next match is going to be rather quite interesting.

Shannan Lerch: Interesting is not the word I would use.

Zach Davis: We have The Saintz of Sin of Ryan Pugh and Johnny Stylez facing off the beautiful and strange tag team of Noob Cha-Cha and The Siren.

Shannan Lerch: With Saintz of Sin already in the ring, it's time for their opponents.

As "Warrior's Call" by Volbeat slowly fades out, Stylez and Pugh insult the fans. "I sit on acid" by Lords of Acid begins to start as the lights goes out, Strobe lights start flashing. Fog machine goes off as song starts. Fog clears out on entrance ramp, as a spotlight shines down on Siren as lights change color. Siren appears as if she is dancing on the stage. She makes her way down to the ring. A young fan goes to kiss her, but she puts up her right hand in front of the a fan and rolls her eyes. Zeus step in between as she gets to the ring. She walks up the ring steps. the Siren has the ref holds the rope for her as she gets in under the top rope.

The Siren stands, waits for her partner.

Shannan Lerch: Her comes the very unusual...

Zach Davis: But, sexy...

Shannan Lerch: Whatever. Here come Noob Cha-Cha.

Elena Siegman “The One” begins playing and Noob Cha-Cha creeps out onto the stage. Cha-Cha stops to hit the audience with crazy paranoid eyes, looking over them and mouthing strange rants and mumbles. Cha-Cha starts to walk down the ramp, pointing out to different members in the crowd and making wide eyed expressions. She then hits ringside, sliding in under the bottom rope and running to the nearest turnbuckle and climbing up it. Noob Cha-Cha holds two hands in the air that mimic C’s with her fingers, she drops down and the music cuts.

Zach Davis: Now, this match-up can start up.

Shannan Lerch: Johnny Stylez and The Siren starts up for their teams.

Stylez circles the ring, as The Siren stands by the ring ropes and grabs the top rope with her right hand and dips down and quickly bends back up, flipping her long blonde hair, in the process.

Zach Davis: I love it when she does that!!!

Shannan Lerch: Do you need time, to cool or,,, SOMETHING?!

Zach Davis: No, I'm good. Just need something cold to drink.

Shannan Lerch: Sheeesh... men.

The Siren slowly slinks to the center of the ring, where she gets in real close, to run the back of her hand on the face of Johnny Stylez. Stylez looks at The Siren, as he pushes her hand away from his face. The Siren gets this "pissed off" look on her face.

Crowd: Ou-u-u.

Zach Davis: Oh no he didn't!!

Shannan Lerch: Oh I think he did. But, I don't think that made The Siren happy at all.

The Siren looks away from Stylez, right before she....

SLAA-A-APP-P-P!!

Crowd: OUU-U-U-UU!!

Johnny Stylez grabs the left side of his face. The Siren runs off as she bounces off the ropes. Styles leapfrogs over The Siren, who ends up bouncing off the ropes, as Stylez does. The Siren dips down so Stylez can jump over her. Styles bounces off the ropes....

woo-oosh-wham!!

Shannan Lerch: Toe drop hold be The Siren.

That causes Stylez slamming his face on the mat. The Siren drags Stylez over to the ropes. She stands up Johnny Stylez and she proceeds to choke Stylez on the top rope with her foot. The near by men, in the crowd, begins to cheer. She throws her right hand towards the crowd, as a sign of disrespect. As Johnny Stylez spins away from the ropes, trying to get away from The Siren, he has a look of surprise on his face. He backs up to a corner.

Zach Davis: The siren smiles as she creeps in closer.

WHAM!!

Stylez slams a boot into the midsection of The Siren. As she bends over...

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Stylez nails Siren with a stiff forearm smash!

The forearm smash causes The Siren to stumble back. Styles mocks kindness as acts as if he is checking on The Siren.

POKE!

Zach Davis: That coward, poking a woman in the eye.

POKE!!

The Siren poke Stylez in the eye. That causes him to quickly turn around.

Shannan Lerch: What's Noob Cha-Cha doing.

Noob Cha-Cha begins to scream at the referee. The ref walks over to Noob....

WHAM!!

Crowd: OUU-U-U-U <laughter>

The Siren nails a forearm low-blow on Johnny Stylez, who drops to his knees. Seeing what the distraction caused Noob Cha-Cha goes back to her corner. Johnny Stylez is on his knees grabbing himself, with a painful look on his face. The Siren takes advantage and rakes her nails across the face of Stylez. The referee tells Siren she might get disqualified if she keeps those tactics up. As Styles writhes around, The Siren begins to bite on Stylez. the referee get involved one more.

Zach Davis: The Siren is sure aggressive tonight.

The Siren begins to stalk Stylez....

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: BOW AND ARROW SUBMISSION!!

Stylez thrashes around, as the referee checks on Styles. the crowd gets loud.

WHAM!!-WHAM!!-WHAM!!-WHAM!!-WHAM!!

Ryan Pugh continuously slams his massive right boot down on top of The Siren

Zach Davis: Here comes Noob Cha-Cha!!

Crowd: No-o-o!!

The referee stops Noob Cha-Cha and escort her back to her corner. Pugh quickly picks up Stylez and they drag The Siren over to their corner.

Shannan Lerch: Looks like The siren is going to be in considerable trouble.

The Saintz of Sin proceed to both stomp down on The Siren. Stylez uses his lower leg to choke The Siren. The referee comes over.

Stanley Moser: Alright Pugh leave the ring. Leave the corner Stylez!! ONE... TWO... THREE...

Stylez backs up then walks towards Siren. He picks her up and slams her down...

Zach Davis: Nasty looking spine buster!!

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: A quick legdrop!!

Stylez drags Sirens over to his corner

TAG!

Shannan Lerch: Johnny Stylez tags in the massive Ryan Pugh!!

Pugh continues to pound down onto The Siren. Pugh picks her up and...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Side back breaker!! Ryan Pugh goes for the pin!

Stanley Moser slides into position...

Crowd: ONE!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE-NO-O-O-O!!

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: What is she doing?!?

Noob Cha-Cha drops a leg drop across the back of the head/neck area of the big man. That leg drop causes Ryan Pugh to roll off The Siren He gets near a corner, where he leans into the corner. Noob Cha-Cha charges at Pugh and proceeds stomp a mud hole into him, until....

Stanley Moser: That's it Noob, back into your corner.

Noob points down the entrance ramp, everyone looks.

NOTHING.

That caused enough distraction for Noob to drag The Siren into their corner.

Zach Davis: Noob Cha-Cha tags herself in.

Noob charges towards Ryan Pugh...

WHAM!!

Pugh stood up quickly but slammed his massive fist into her face. Pugh picks her up and Irish whip her into the turnbuckles across the ring. The impact was so hard, she bounces off the turnbuckles...

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: POUNCE!! POUNCE!!

They both end up near a corner.

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!! PUGH JUST BROKE NOOB CHA-CHA IN HALF!! Pugh is going for the pin!!

Crowd: ONE!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THR-.....

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: WHERE IN THE HELL DID SHE COME FROM?!

The replay shows The Siren running to the close corner and climbed up the turnbuckles. Siren flies off and lands with a flying elbow on the back of Pugh's neck and shoulders.

Zach Davis: Ryan Pugh slowly standing up, but Noob Cha-Cha was already standing, waiting....

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Dropkick from Noob Cha-Cha.

That dropkick slightly spun Ryan Pugh around and he slams up against the corner. With Pugh up against the corner turnbuckles...

Zach Davis: Noob Cha-Cha is charging towards Ryan Pugh.

Shannan Lerch: He will move out of the way, watch and see...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: NOPE!!

Noob Cha-Cha nails Ryan Pugh with a cross body block into the corner. That causes Pugh to bounces off the turnbuckles. Noob Cha-Cha quickly bounces off the ropes and screams up behind Pugh...

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: BULLDOG!!!

Zach Davis: Cha-Cha is making a pin attempt.

The referee slides into position...

Crowd: One.

Crowd: Tw-...

WHAM!!

Johnny Stylez slammed a double fist onto Noob Cha-Cha, causing the pin break up.

Stylez picks up Noob Cha-Cha. Pugh bounces off the ropes while Stylez hits the opposite ropes, Stylez goes low from behind Noob Cha-Cha with a chop block as Pugh hits a huge clothesline from in front of Cha-Cha.

Shannan Lerch: That looked nasty.

Pugh grabs for Noob Cha-Cha, as Stylez climbs up the top turnbuckle. The Siren enters the ring, but Stanley Moser notices her and cuts her off...

Stanley Moser: OH NO-NO, SIREN!!

That distraction causes Siren's bodyguard to enter the ring and nails Pugh with a chop block. That causes Pugh to drop Noob Cha-Cha. Zeus goes over to Stylez and he gorilla press slams Stylez down to the mat and then immediately leaves the ring. Noob Cha-Cha take advantage of the situation a clamps on the Cha-ross Face Cha-rippler.

Zach Davis: Cha-ross Face Cha-rippler on the massive beast of a man!!!

Stanley Moser: PUGH DO YOU SUBMIT?!? DO YOU SUBMIT?!?

Ryan Pugh: NO!!

Stanley Moser: WHAT WILL IT BE PUGH?! WANNA CALL IT A NIGHT?!

Ryan Pugh: NO!!

Stanley Moser: RYAN PUGH... DO YOU WANNA QUIT?!

Ryan Pugh: NO-O-O-O-OOO-O!!!

At that moment, Ryan Pugh began using every muscle on his upper body. Slowly, inch by inch, Pugh slowly moves towards the ropes. Painfully reaching out, trying to desperately grab for any of the ring ropes. With his own fingernails he scrapes the canvas and pulls himself forward...

Stanley Moser: THAT'S IT!!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT?!?

Stanley Moser: That's it!! Noob Cha-Cha let go, Pugh has the ropes!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!!

Noob Cha-Cha let's go of the Crippler Crossface and stomps down on Ryan Pugh before quickly going over to her corner to tag in...

Zach Davis: Here comes in The Siren!!!

But, that gave Ryan Pugh enough opportunity to crawl over and tag in Johnny Stylez.

Shannan Lerch: There's two tags!!

The Siren charges in the ring as Stylez bolts towards The Siren...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: G. I. G

Shannan Lerch: GAWD I'M GOOD shining wizard!!

Zach Davis: Stylez is going for a pin attempt.

Stanley Moser slides into position for the pin count.

Crowd: ONE!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE!!! NO-O-O-O!!

Zach Davis: WHA-A-A.....

The Sirne bolts into the ring and grabs both legs of Stylez and pulls him off Noob Cha-Cha. Immediately Stylez stands up and gets into The Siren's face. The Siren just puts up her right hand as if to "Talk to the hand." Stylez begins to poke The Siren, but she points towards Ryan Pugh everyone, including the referee looks...

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Tricky!! LOW BLOW!!

The Siren leaves the ring, as Noob Cha-Cha stands up and picks up Johnny Stylez...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: CHA-CHA'd

Noob Cha-Cha nails Johnny Stylez with an Enzuigiri. Cha-Cha throws her arms in the air.

Shannan Lerch: Wasted too much time celebrating... HERE COMES AN ENRAGED RYAN PUGH!!

Ryan Pugh grabs Noob Cha-Cha and...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: PUGH BOMB!!

Noob is slammed to the mat, next to Johnny Stylez.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes The Siren.

The Siren runs over to Ryan Pugh. She kisses Pugh on the lips. As Ryan Pugh pushes her away in disgust. But, that causes enough distraction, that The Siren bounces off the ropes and...

WHAM!!!

Zach Davis: BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!

But all that does was, cause Ryan Pugh to stumble back several feet, almost falling down to the mat. But, he didn't.

Shannan Lerch: Ryan Pugh didn't fall!!

The Siren bounces off the ropes and kicks at Ryan Pugh's head...

WHIFF!!

Zach Davis: The Siren misses The Siren Song Boot!

Ryan Pugh moves behind The Siren and clamps on...

The Tazmission!!

The Siren screams out as she flails around... and taps out!

Shannan Lerch: The Saintz of Sin gain the victory!!!

Zach Davis: Sucks for Noob Cha-Cha, the newest Darkside of Treachery member, but hopefully she'll have some better teammates after tonight.

Joel Hall's Open Challenge

Zach Davis: Time to see who will answer Joel Hall's open challenge!

The arena goes dark. Suddenly, a voice can be heard.

"This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...who's with us!"

Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot is blasted through the arena. The crowd cheers as the intro of the song is played. Pyro is blasted on stage, which causes the lights to come back on. Out from backstage, Joel Hall comes out. He is wearing a black trenchcoat and a random kabuki mask. He looks around the arena.

"I fight for the unconventional
My right, and its unconditional
I can only, be as real as i can
The disadvantage is
I never knew the plan
This isn't the way just to be a martyr
I cant, walk alone any longer
I fight, for the ones who can't fight
And if I lose, at least I tried"

Joel walks down the ramp and looks straight ahead at the ring. He stops and looks back at the stage.

"We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter bucolic
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots"

Then, Joel jumps on the canvas and rolls over the ropes, entering the ring. He takes his mask off and throws it into the crowd. He goes onto each turnbuckle and looks at the crowd.

"I won't, be the inconsequential
I won't, be the wasted potential
I can make it, as severe as I can
Until you realize
You'll never take a stand
It isn't, just a one-sided version
We've dealt, with a manic subversion
And I won't, let the truth be perverted
And I won't leave another victim deserted"

At the final turnbuckle, after looking at the crowd, he raises his right arm with a devil horns sign. He gets off and takes his trenchcoat off. He does some stretches while he waits for his opponent.

Shannan Lerch: Here he is, Joel Hall himself.

The crowd is restless, waiting for the opponent...

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!

Several oldschool WCF fans cheer and get to their feet as Personal Jesus hits and OUTCAST steps out from the back!

Zach Davis: HOLY WHAT THE FU-

Outcast stands at the entryway, looking around at the WCF audience. The fans are on their feet as they realize just who he is; a "WELCOME BACK!" chant erupts.

Shannan Lerch: OUTCAST?! Seriously!?

Outcast nods his head towards the fans and begins marching towards the ring. To his credit, Joel Hall looks unintimidated.

Zach Davis: We haven't seen Outcast in YEARS. Literally, years. He's a former WCF World Champion and one of the few wrestlers around nowadays that can claim to be a part of the very original incarnation of WCF.

Shannan Lerch: He's a legend, to be sure. I don't believe this.

Outcast slides in as Joel Hall goes on the attack, hitting him with kicks! Outcast is back in great shape, however, and shrugs off Hall's strikes. Outcast gets up and blocks one of Hall's shots and fires back with several punches of his own! Hall and Outcast trade blows as the fans begin to chant "OUT-CAST, OUT-CAST, OUT-CAST!"

Zach Davis: No ring rust from Outcast yet!

Shannan Lerch: Just wait, Zach, we're just starting. Who knows.

Hall gains the upper hand and goes to throw Outcast to the ropes, but Outcast reverses it and sends Hall to the ropes instead. Outcast then grabs him as he comes back and hits a Belly to Belly Suplex!

Zach Davis: Beautiful move, executed perfectly!

Outcast drops and pins Hall, hooking the leg.

One.

Two.

No! Hall kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Let's not get too caught up in the nolstalgia rush here, Zach. Joel Hall is a great competitor. It isn't going to be an easy victory for Outcast tonight.

Outcast lifts Hall up and kicks him in the gut. Hall doubles over and Outcast grabs him for a DDT, but Hall punches Outcast a few times in the gut and breaks away from it. Hall then manages to hit a Dropkick on the former World Champ; Outcast stumbles back. Hall runs to the ropes, Springboards, and drops Outcast with a DDT!

Zach Davis: OOF!

Outcast's head is spiked into the mat. Hall stands up and starts stomping at him; the crowd boos.

Shannan Lerch: See? Told you so. Joel Hall is in the driver's seat now.

Hall backs up and waits for Outcast to begin to get to his feet. Once he gets the chance, Hall runs at him and hits him with a Shining Wizard kick!

Zach Davis: OOF!, again!

Hall pins Outcast after stiff kick to his head.

One.

Two.

No! Outcast gets the shoulder up!

Shannan Lerch: Defeating a former World Champion would definitely be a great career move for Joel Hall. And we just may see that!

Hall backs up and waits for Outcast to get up. Once Outcast is to his feet, Hall sprays him with an Asian Mist!

Zach Davis: Why isn't that illegal!? Ah well..

Either way, Outcast moved out of the way in the knick of time, and Hall accidentally sprayed the ref! The ref goes down, clawing at his eyes. Outcast uses the distraction to grab Hall and throw him out of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Uh oh. Both Joel Hall and Outcast are dangerous out there.

Outcast climbs out and begins brawling with Hall on the outside. The two men trade blows before Outcast throws Hall into the turnbuckle. Hall manages to avoid hitting it, however, and as Outcast runs at him he hits him with a kick to the gut. Hall then goes for a Scissors Kick but Outcast avoids it and throws Hall into the guardrail instead. Hall slams into it. Outcast then marches over to the announcer's booth.

Zach Davis: Uh oh, here comes Outcast... what does he have on his mind?

Outcast grabs a steel chair from the booth, then marches back over and slams Hall in the head with it!

Shannan Lerch: The ref is still out, somebody stop this!

Outcast raises the chair again but Hall's self preservation instincts kick in and he low blows him. Outcast stumbles away, Hall grabs the chair and then throws it at Outcast. Outcast catches it and Hall hits a Van Daminator!

Zach Davis: Oh shit!

Shannan Lerch: Okay, so they're BOTH cheaters, great.

Afterwards, Hall picks the chair back up and sets it up, sitting on it, getting cocky as he waits for Outcast to get up. Once Outcast is to his feet Hall runs at him and begins brawling again, but they're both woozy and Outcast gets the upper hand. After stumbling back a bit Hall runs at him but Outcast hits him with a Drop Toehold onto the chair!

Zach Davis: Hall hits it face first!

Finally, the referee is up and he calls for the bell, throwing the match out.

Shannan Lerch: Good.

Knowing full well that these two men aren't going to stop fighting until someone forces them to, a big team of security guards runs out and hauls Outcast away from Hall. Once Hall is up he tries lunging at Outcast, but security guards stop him too.

Zach Davis: Welp, now that Outcast is back I'm not too sure he's seen the last of Joel Hall!

The crowd cheers as Outcast raises his arms, not quite victorious but looking good in his return match.

Oblivion Segment

Zach Davis: Coming up, we still have Kid Phantasm defending his WCF People's Championship against his once stablemate and now a strange acting Kira Sakazaki and a newly ordained "Priest" Oblivion.

Shannan Lerch: There is so much going on, in this match-up.

Zach Davis: Such as?

Shannan Lerch: For one, Sakazaki and his sister, with their strange behavior. All that sexual tension between siblings is rather disgusting.

Zach Davis: Coming from you Shannan, talking about sexual tension, that says a lot.

Shannan Lerch: Shut up. Two, Sakazaki and Phantasm were once stablemates.

Zach Davis: Don't forget the appointed special guest referee, Johnny Reb.

Shannan Lerch: I WAS getting to that, Zach before your RUDELY interrupted me. Seth Lerch appointed Pantheon member Johnny Reb as special guest referee stacking the deck very high against challenger Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Now, you have former teammates at odds. Sakazaki with his new attitude change. His weird relationship with his sister.

Shannan Lerch: Also, don't forget about the metamorphosis of Haruna Sakazaki. Her "new" self conflicting with Kira's new self. All this and more As the WCF Turns.

Zach Davis: More like Days of WCF's lives.

Shannan Lerch: That's right people we are resorting to soap opera references.

Zach Davis: But, as the stack DOES seem very high, Oblivion is very determined to show...

Zach twitches in several different directions, as his face contorts.

Zach Davis: THOSE DAMN MEATSACKS!!

Zach's eyes rollback, as Zach slightly shakes his head and holds his head with his right palm.

Shannan Lerch: You okay Zach?

Zach Davis: What the Hell just happened?! As I WAS saying about The Monster is that Oblivion is determined to show those in WCF, that it doesn't matter how hard you try to hold back The Monster or even make things difficult for the self professed God of Insanity, Oblivion will always come on top.

Zach Davis once again to twitch, as his rolls back and he develops a weird grin across his face. He turns to Shannan, standing up and screams out....

Zach Davis: BII-ITCHEE-E-ESS-S-S!!

Zach Davis collapses as he falls back down to his chair, immediately grabbing for his head. Shannan tries to console Zach, but Zach just brushes her off.

Zach Davis: I'm okay, that was just weird.

The lights go out.

Shannan Lerch: DAMN IT!! WHAT NOW?!? WHAT ELSE COULD GO ON RIGHT NOW?!?

The cameras pan down to the entrance stage and ramp. There is a long red carpet that leads down to the ring. At the end of the entrance stage are two winged angel statues, one at each corner. Down the entrance ramp, on each side of the ramp are winged angel statues, several feet apart. There are a total of six statues on each side of the ramp. In between the statues are long standing lit candles. White strobes begin to flash, as a remix mash up of the Gregorian Chant and Oblivion by Mastadon begins to play. Smoke begins to roll out on the stage and down the ramp. Several Gathering members dressed in monks outfits slowly walk out chanting, just like the Benedict Monks. The crowd slightly cheers, but mostly murmurs. The Vixen scamper out. Mostly the men cheer, but the majority of the crowd continues curiously murmurs. the vixens have serious looks across their faces. They are dressed in sexy nun outfits. They have the hoods on, but their dresses are short and they have heavy white make-up on. Their lips are blood red. They have their hands in a prayer positions and they their heads slightly down. They slowly walk behind The Gathering.

Out walks three men in long dark robes, covering their entire bodies. The three men look very menacing.

Zach Davis: HOLY SH-....

Shannan Lerch:WHAT THE HELL?!?

Zach Davis: Hell indeed, Shannan!! Hell indeed.

As the three men walk out, thunder rumble as visual effects of lightning pyro strikes near the entrance stage and on the four corners, of the ring. Slowly walks out A priest robed Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Whoa!!

The music picks up, as if like a DnB(Drum and Bass) remix of the mash-up remix of the song. Oblivion slowly walks out, but stops at the stage.

Shannan Lerch: What's going on?

Oblivion raises IT's arms, then throws them down...

CRACK-BOOM!!

LIGHTNING STRIKES!!

The sound echoes through the arena. Oblivion looks around sternly, then continues walking down past the stage and onto the entrance ramp The Gathering monks and The Vixen nuns surround the ring. The three large men are already in the ring. Oblivion walks up the ring step, as The Gathering and Vixens slowly walk the steps themselves. The Gathering and Vixens go to all corners, of the ring. Oblivion already has a mic in hand, as the three large men stand next to Oblivion. the crowd hushes as they wait to hear from Oblivion. The strobes stop, as the darkened arena lightens up, as the lights, just above the ring slowly come back on. Oblivion stands, in the center, of the ring, as a few cheers are heard.

Oblivion: As you can see, there have been some changes. Now, Oblivion is an ordained minister of The Church of the Dark Saints. These gentlemen, to my right, are IT's Bishops. The Dark Church will be finally assembled for Slam, tomorrow night. Everything will be revealed. But, for tonight....

Oblivion walks up to a corner, where a cameraman stands. the face of The Monster is real close up.

Oblivion: DOES IT HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION... NO-O-OW?!?! KIRA SAKAZAKI AND KID PHANTASM!! IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT OBLIVION WINS THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONSHIP!! Oblivion is the new hope for WCF!! WCF is corrupted!! WCF is filthy and disgusting!! WCF needs.... DESPERATELY NEEDS to be cleansed!! It's time for a new change and new attitude!! IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE, WCF!!! It's time for a new direction!! Oblivion is the new Messiah of the WCF!! The Monster is the Alpha AND the Omega!! IT IS the beginning AND the end!! With the rest of the corrupted so called churches here in the WCF... IT IS TIME FOR OBLIVION TO SHOW WCF THE TRUE PATH!! With that....

The Gathering scampers up and grabs the mic. Mini Oblivion climbs up to the second turnbuckles and screams down into a cameraman....

Mini Oblivion: YOU CAN CHO-O-OKE ON THA-A-A-TT-T!!!

Melissa skips up and grabs the mic from Mini Oblivion and screams into the camera, along with the crowd....

Melissa/The crowd: BII-ITCHE-E-EEE-ESS-S-S!!

The Gathering along with The Vixens begin to leave the ring. Oblivion speaks one last time...

Oblivion: Get ready Sakazaki and Phantasm!! WCF YOU'RE LOOK AT THE NEXT CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE!! JOHNNY REB DO YOUR DAMN JOB!!

Oblivion drops the mic. the crowd shouts out...

Crowd: BOOM!!

Everyone slowly walks out of the ring....

Zach Davis: Shannan, from what we have just witnessed, Oblivion means business!!

Shannan Lerch: IT sure does, Zach. Oblivion always have!! Kira Sakazaki and Kid Phantasm, hell you might as well roll Johnny Reb into that, as well. All three better watch their asses tonight in the People's Title match-up!!

Internet Title Match
Kale Windsor vs Stuart Slane
There Must Be A Winner

Kyle Steel: The following match is for the WCF Internet Championship, and will be fought under “There Must Be a Winner” rules. That means NO time limit, NO count outs, NO disqualifications, and FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!

The crowd, anticipating the carnage to come, pops big for the stipulations.

Kyle Steel: Coming out first, the challenger; from Beverly Hills, California, and weighing 235 pounds: “The Rising Star” Kale Windsor!!

“Headstrong” by Trapt starts and the lights strobe as Kale steps out on the stage at the top of the ramp. Windsor stands there for a moment, as if he's taking in all of the love in the area {he pays no mind to the boos, for he feels everyone loves him}. He casually walks down the rampway towards the ring. Once at the ring he slides in under the ropes. He then stands in the middle of the ring as if he's king of the world while each ring post pops with pyros.

Zach Davis: The crowd seems solidly behind Kale Windsor here.

Shannan Lerch: Well, duh! What’s not to like about him. He’s a talented wrestler and a handsome, handsome man. Plus he doesn’t lecture you constantly like that drip Scoutmaster does.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent; from Grant, Iowa, and weighing 270 pounds: The Internet Champion Stuart Slane!!

“Follow Me, Boys!” plays as Stu, Internet title around his waist, marches out from the back, silently mouthing the lyrics to his theme as he heads down the ramp. He does a circuit around the outside of the ring before climbing the steps and entering. After some last minute old timey calisthenics (Indian twists, deep knee bends, etc) The Scoutmaster goes his corner. He hands his hat and sash off to a WCF stagehand and assumes a fighting position.

Zach Davis: “The Scoutmaster” won the Internet Title two weeks ago at Night of Champions when he pinned the old champ Johnny Stylez to end a Triple Threat match. The third man: Kale Windsor.

Shannan Lerch: The fact is, despite facing Kale three times in the ring this month, Slane has not been able to score a legitimate win over him. To do so tonight would help legitimize his claim as Internet champ.

The referee calls both men to the center of the ring. He takes the belt from Scoutmaster and presents it to the crowd, who give the obligatory pop. Meanwhile, Slane has gotten in Windsor’s face and is talking trash. “The Rising Star” responds with a smirk and a slap to his opponent’s face.

Shannan Lerch: Oh, it’s on now!

The ref calls for the match to start as an enraged Scoutmaster throws a wild clothesline. Kale ducks underneath and floats behind Slane for a crucifix pin attempt. One! Two! Slane rolls out of it.

Zach Davis: Kale almost got him. Crafty work from “The Rising Star”.

Slane gets to his feet first, but Windsor quickly joins him by kipping up and gets into a combat stance. Stuart approaches him cautiously, arms out. The two lock up in an elbow and collar. Scoutmaster gets the upper hand and transitions it into a side headlock. He flings Kale to the mat with a takedown, maintaining the hold. Scoutmaster wrenches his neck repeatedly. Windsor counters by grabbing his foe’s waist and thigh and twisting his body so Slane flips over onto his shoulder. One! Two! Slane powers out, but the hold is broken.

Shannan Lerch: Another quick pin attempt by Kale.

Zach Davis: Its good strategy. Slane doesn’t have a lot of ring experience. If Windsor can catch him off guard he’ll save himself a lot of grief.

Again both men rise, but this time Kale rushes him and tries for a double leg takedown. Stuart gets his arms around the kneeling Windsor and rolls over him, flipping him onto his stomach as he does. Scoutmaster keeps him grounded with a front facelock.

Zach Davis: Lots of mat wrestling for what’s supposed to be a No Disqualification Match.

Shannan Lerch: Someone throw some light tubes in there.

Slane pulls Kale to his feet while keeping him in the chancery. He knees him in the stomach repeatedly and then whips him towards the ropes, ducking down to try a back body drop on Windsor when he rebounds. Instead “The Rising Star” leaps and catches Slane in a sunset flip pin. One! Two! Kick out! Slane rolls out and slides out of the ring. He glares at Kale, clearly frustrated, as he stalks the outside.

Zach Davis: Windsor is in Scoutmaster’s head early on in this contest.

Kale Windsor goes to the ropes and jaws at Stuart, parting the ropes with his leg to invite him back in the ring. Slane doesn’t oblige. Shrugging, Windsor vaults over the ropes and creams Scoutmaster with a slingshot plancha, eliciting cheers from the fans. Rolling off his downed foe, Kale clambers to his feet and high fives a fan at ringside! Meanwhile, Scoutmaster gets up. Windsor pivots and tries for spinning heel kick, but Slane catches his leg. Grabbing Kale by the throat, he lifts him up for a chokeslam onto the guard rail!

Shannan Lerch: Oh, wow! This match has turned brutal quick!

Zach Davis: A legtrap chokeslam right onto the barricade!

As Kale flops around in agony on the mat, the Scoutmaster stumbles back against the ring apron. He grins when he sees his opponent’s obvious pain.

Zach Davis: And just like that, the tide has turned, Shannan.

Slane moves over to the prone Windsor and begins putting the boots to him, forcing Kale to roll back against the guard rail. Scoutmaster grabs a handful of his hair and drags him to a seated position, leaning him against the barricade as he does. He then takes several steps back, measuring him up.

Shannan Lerch: What’s Slane got in mind here?

The Scoutmaster charges forward and tries to knee Kale in the head, but The Rising Star ducks down in to avoid it. Stuart grabs his leg and falls to the ground himself, writhing in pain.

Shannan Lerch: Now both men are down!

Zach Davis: That doesn’t matter! For this match to end one man must pin the other!

Stuart and Kale stay on the ground for several moments. As Scoutmaster begins to pull himself up by the apron, Windsor does the same with the barricade. Slane rolls himself into the ring to buy himself extra time to recover, still holding his knee. Kale stands and hobbles towards the ring steps. He climbs in between the ropes just as Scoutmaster gets to his feet. They cautiously move towards each other to engage again. After ducking a haymaker, Windsor lands a stiff kick on Slane’s afflicted leg. And another. And another.

Zach Davis: Kale wisely going after Slane’s injured leg.

The Scoutmaster backs away from Kale’s attack, but when Windsor presses he stops him dead in his tracks with a throat thrust uppercut. Grabbing Kale’s hair again he connects with a headbutt that stuns him long enough to get him in a bear hug. He lifts Windsor off the ground as he squrims in his grasp.

Shannan Lerch: An impressive display of power from the Scoutmaster, especially on a bad leg.

Zach Davis: See how Slane is pushing his forehead into Windsor’s sternum? That’s to put additional pressure on his back.

The ref asks Kale if he submits. The Rising Star shakes his head in the negative. Slane keeps the hold locked in, but has to lower Windsor so that his feet touch the canvass. Kale struggles to escape, finally getting an arm free. He hammers the top of Slane’s skull repeatedly until he releases him, and then follows that up with a discus double backhand chop that puts Scoutmaster down. Kale does a jumping elbow drop and goes for a cover. One! Two! Stuart gets his shoulder up.

Shannan Lerch: Oooo, so close!

Kale pulls Stuart up and Irish whips him to the corner. He pursues and hits a flying forearm smash. He mounts the turnbuckle and begins punching away at Slane’s head, as the crowd merrily counts along.

Crowd: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Booooooooo!

The fans object when Scoutmaster rakes Kale’s eyes, and then pushes him off the turnbuckle to crash unceremoniously on the mat.

Zach Davis: I don’t know why the fans are booing. This is a no disqualification match. There are no illegal moves. The Scoutmaster isn’t cheating.

Shannan Lerch: They’re booing Slane because he’s a jerk with a redwood sized stick up his ass.

Kale Windsor rolls to the middle of the ring. He slowly stands up, fingers still covering his face after being gouged in the baby blues. Scoutmaster waits for the right moment and charges, lifting Windsor off the ground and sending him crashing to the mat as he slams into him!

Zach Davis: Lanzarse!

Shannan Lerch: Gesundheit!

The momentum of the charge is enough to cause Kale to tumble out of the ring. Stuart slowly pursues. He drops down and hooks Kale’s leg for the cover. One! Two! Kale gets an arm up. Scoutmaster grabs his head and bashes it against the mat and tries for another cover, this time grinding his forearm into Windsor’s face. One! Two! Kick out! Angry, the Scoutmaster lumbers to his feet. Glancing over to the timekeeper, he limps towards him ominously.

Zach Davis: I think we’re about to see some foreign objects introduced to this match.

Scoutmaster wrenches the ring bell off the timekeeper’s table and approaches Kale with it.

Shannan Lerch: Oh, man, not his face, Scoutmaster! Kale’s too pretty for that!

Kale’s slowly getting to his feet. He’s still in a crouch as Scoutmaster advances, the bell high over his head. Suddenly, in a flurry of motion, he catches the Scoutmaster in a drop toe hold that trips him up and causes the makeshift weapon to fly into the ring!

Zach Davis: An incredible counter by Kale Windsor! He timed that perfectly.

Kale gets to his feet. He looks at Slane, and then the ring bell. He decides his attention is best served going after the latter. When Scoutmaster recovers and sees Windsor slide under the ropes he struggles to follow. Both scramble towards the bell, each man getting a grip on it. They engage in a tug-of-war for the bell that brings them to their feet. Just as Slane looks like his is going to wrench it free from Kale, the Rising Star jumps and cracks the back of Scoutmaster’s head with an enziguri! Stunned, the big man falls forward and faceplants on the bell!

Shannan Lerch: Yes! The Scoutmaster has had his bell rung, literally!

Zach Davis: Well, not really. For it to be literal, the bell would-

Shannan Lerch: Oh, shut up, Zach!

Exhausted, Kale Windsor rolls Stuart over and hooks his leg for the cover. One! Two! Slane kicks out! The Rising Star visibly exhales and his shoulders slump. He stands and grabs Scoutmaster by the ankles, moving him closer to the nearest corner. Then, he picks up the ring bell and slowly climbs the turnbuckles.

Zach Davis: Kale Windsor is going very high risk here.

Shannan Lerch: But he’s going to do it! Kale’s going to become Internet Champ!

Kale gets to the stop rope and faces the crowd. He has the ring bell at his waist. Then, he flips backwards, executing as pretty a moonsault one can while holding a twenty pound hunk of metal. The crowd collectively gasps The Rising Star arcs downward towards his prone opponent. Then, at the last possible moment, Slane rolls aside, sending Windsor crashing into the mat and onto the bell he’s holding!

Shannan Lerch: Aw, he missed!

Lurching to his feet, Slane sneers down at Kale, who is bent nearly double and holding his stomach. The Scoutmaster looks to the jeering crowd and gives them a three fingered salute before tapping his temple: the universal heel pantomime for “I’m much smarter than the man I’m fighting.” He bends down to grab the winded Windsor, lifts him to a pumphandle position, and hits a gutbuster!

Zach Davis: Now, it’s The Scoutmaster’s turn to target his opponent’s weak spot, attacking Kale Windsor’s battered ribs.

Shannan Lerch: There’s nothing weak about those washboard abs, Zach.

Scoutmaster goes for the pin. One! Two! Kale kicks out! Slane looks at the ref in obvious disgust. He stands and deadlifts Windsor, holding him perpendicular in his arms, before smashing him onto his bended knee with a rib breaker. And another. And another. After the fourth strike he drops Kale to the mat, rolls him over, and wearily makes the cover. One! Two! Winsdor gets his arm up!

Shannan Lerch: See! What did I tell you? Abs of steel!

Zach Davis: The Scoutmaster is clearly in control now, and still he can’t put Windsor away!

Slane is apoplectic. He yells at the ref and slaps the mat three times in succession, signaling that he should count faster. The referee just shakes his head. Grabbing Windsor by the arm, Stuart drags him to the ring apron, and kicks him out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Slane must be thinking a change in venue will improve his chances of victory.

He pulls Kale to his feet and leads him by the back of the head to the timekeeper’s table. He lays him across it, punching him in the face once as a precautionary measure to make sure he stays down. Then he orders the ring announcer to stand up. Meanwhile, Kale Windsor stirs.

Shannan Lerch: The Scoutmaster has picked up a steel chair now.

Zach Davis: Which is perfectly legal in a No DQ match.

Shannan Lerch: Blah blah blah!

But as the Scoutmaster turns to confront Kale Windsor, he is met with a boot to the face! The crowd roars in approval as the smaller man slides off the table and punishes Slane with a flurry of knife edge chops, driving him back towards the barricade. With a shout of rage, The Rising Star rushes Scoutmaster and clotheslines him, sending both men over the rail and into the crowd!

Shannan Lerch: Kale Windsor has found his second wind! Or maybe it’s his third! A lot had been happening tonight and math is hard!

Kale is the first to his feet. He grabs the steel chair. Raising it up high over his head, he brings it down across Slane’s back with a satisfying crash. The Scoutmaster howls in pain and attempts to escape, awkwardly crab walking his ass up the steps. Kale pursues him. The Scoutmaster stops moving and stands, holding his arms up protectively, pleading with Windsor. The fans surrounding the two make it clear they want more chair waffling. Looking around in desperation, Slane grabs a scrawny guy in a “Big Dick Superstars” tee shirt and pushes him towards Kale, and then hoofs it up the stairs. The crowd boos the retreating Scoutmaster vehemently and pelts him with debris.

Zach Davis: The Scoutmaster has decided to get the audience involved in this match, which I feel I must point out is not against the rules.

Shannan Lerch: Who are you, Slane’s press agent? That creep just used a fan as a human shield!

Kale Windsor, man of the people he is, catches the spectator before he stumbles down the steps. After checking to make sure he’s all right he runs after Slane, who has made it to the top of the arena and has disappeared into one of the alcove. Windsor sprints after him.

Shannan Lerch: Somebody get a camera back there, quick!

Zach Davis: Shannan, I’m getting word from the control booth a camera crew has found Kale Windsor! We’re switching to that shot now.

The scene changes to a narrow hallway in the back of the arena. It must be near the arena’s generator, as numerous cables criss-cross the floor, and a loud humming sound can be heard. The Rising Star, his face flush with rage, is stalking towards the camera.

Kale Windsor: Slane! You gutless coward! Stop running and take your beating like a-

Kale’s demand is interrupted as he steps on a line and is immediately swept off his feet! He soons finds himself suspended upside down in mid-air, the cable wrapped tight around his ankle!

Shannan Lerch: What the fuck?!

Zach Davis: I don’t believe it! Kale Windsor has been caught in some kind of snare!

As Kale dangles precariously several feet off the ground the Scoutmaster rushes into the shot. Armed with a wooden ax handle, he begins mercilessly striking at his foes defenseless form!

Zach Davis: My God, it was a trap! The Scoutmaster set a snare for Kale Windsor!

Shannan Lerch: And now he’s turning Kale into his own personal piñata!

Slane beats Windsor over a dozen times with the ax handle. Eventually, Kale stops moving, his arms lower. The Scoutmaster, exhausted, drops his weapon and bends down, holding himself up by his own knees. Struggling to catch his breath, he speaks:

Stuart Slane: Where’s… the…. ref?

Shannan Lerch: That’s a good question.

Zach Davis: I’m getting word that referee ‘Red’ Tierney is making his way back to where Slane and Windsor are, and should be there momentarily.

There is the sound of echoing footsteps, and the ref appears in the hallway. Slane gives him a sour look and stands from his crouch. The Scoutmaster goes over to the wall and tugs on some ropes, dropping the inert form of Kale Windsor to the concrete floor. He kneels and makes the cover. One! Two! Three! The ref starts to motion for the bell to be rung, and then remembers what transpired earlier. Instead he takes Slane’s arm and holds it up to signify his victory.

Zach Davis: He did it. “The Scoutmaster” Stuart Slane has finally pinned Kale Windsor, and remains Internet Champion! It was a hard fought battle, but through grit and preparedness, “The Scoutmaster” retains his title.

Shannan Lerch: Maybe, but Scouty showed the WCF Faithful what kind of man he truly is in this match. A man who will resort to any tactic to win.

Zach Davis: I can’t argue that. And even though he ultimately lost, nobody should forget the stellar performance Kale Windsor had tonight. He really is a man destined for big things here in the Wrestling Championship Federation.

The scene ends with Scoutmaster accepting his belt from the referee while members of the WCF staff check on Windsor. The crowd can be heard booing lustily off camera.

Tag Team Titles Contendership Match
Synn/Doc Henry vs Ryan Blake/Michael Santiago

Kyle Steel: The following match is a tag team match to determine the number one contenders for the WCF world tag team championship.

Zach Davis: And here we go ladies and gentlemen. This is an important match for both teams. As the winner of this match, becomes the number one contender to the world tag team champions.

Shannan Lerch: Whether that be Eric Price and Jonathan Jakobs retaining, or Steel Toe Joe and Tek winning said titles. Santiago and Blake are former champions.

Zach Davis: Having lost the belts to Price and Jakobs with assistance from the very men they are facing here tonight, they definitely have to have revenge on their minds, winning to become number one contenders would definitely be a good measure.

Shannan Lerch: Looks like were about to get under way.

"King Of My World" plays as the lights dim, pyro's go off that illuminates the arena. As the music climaxes Michael Santiago and Ryan Blake appear at the top of the stage, they slowly make their way down to the ring, walking tall and proud while taunting the fans. Entering the ring, they climb opposite turnbuckles gesturing to the crowd getting them worked up for the match. each man steps down strutting as they meet in the middle of the ring, They point to the crowd then get a big pop doing their signature "Alliance" taunt.

Next, "Dr. Feelgood" hits the speakers and as the main riff blasts through the arena, Doc, and Mary emerge on the stage, striking a confidant pose showing off the Confederate Title around his waist. Looking around, he raises a fist in the air, then leads the way to the ring. Climbing up the steps, he holds the Ropes for Mary, who slinks lithely through. Doc then steps through the ropes himself. Taking center stage in the middle of the ring, he surveys the fans around the ring, and grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos as Mary takes the belt. Mocking them, he sits on the turnbuckle staring down Santiago and Blake across the ring.

Zach Davis: The match hasn't even started and one can already cut the tension with a knife. This is not a title match, but there is still alot on the line.

Doc Henry staring holes into his opponents. As the ref maintains control, keeping Santiago and Blake in their corner away from Doc, who is smiling at them with no fear, the lights go completely out as the eerie gothic tune that transforms into a dark techno club beat, accompanied by a red and purple laser lights show heralds the arrival of Synn.

Taking advantage of the darkened state of the arena with the distraction of Santiago and Blake looking around for Synn's unorthodox entrance, trying to spot any commotion or sign of where in the audience he might be, Doc begins an all out assault on the Alliance tag members.

Zach Davis: WHOO!! There goes Doc getting an early jump on his opponents before the bell.

Running across the ring splashing Santiago into the turnbuckles. As Michael drops to the mat clutching his chest in pain gasping for air, Doc turns his attention to Blake, hitting the Hero with hard rights and lefts, rocking his opponent into another corner. Doc grabs Blake's hand, attempting to whip him into the opposite corner, but Blake deftly takes a quick leap around Doc, reversing the momentum flinging the Confederate into the corner instead. With a hard thud, Doc bounces off the turnbuckles then gets tossed over Blake's body with a back body toss, crashing to the mat. Spotting Santiago getting up, Blake picks Doc up, whipping him towards his partner, who then brings Doc crashing back down to the mat with a hard clothesline. The crowd gives a big pop as Synn finally makes it to the ring, he charges in fast and hard. Nailing the close Santiago with a high Muay thai flying knee to the chest, causing Santiago to stumble back, he then turns to Ryan throwing several fast shin kicks to the chest before knocking the Hero to the mat with a spinning round house.

Shannan Lerch: And there is the Hell Raiser. The bell hasn't even rung and we got loads of action going on already

Zach Davis: Not the type of action your used to.

Shannan Lerch: You better watch your mouth virgin boy.

Back in the ring, Doc and Synn are getting the upper hand against Santiago and Blake, the crowd is loving it and cheers on in approval, Synn then turns back to Santiago, ducking a clothesline he runs to the ropes, springboarding off the middle ropes with a 180 flying Muay Thai knee to Santiago's face. He quickly takes off his trench coat tossing it to a lucky fan in the nearby front row, almost causing a fight as several other fans try to grab and fight for it, Synn quickly turns to his opponents, at the same time Doc gets to his feet, Synn choosing to take on Santiago and Doc turning his attention to Blake, a free for all breaks out. The ref shrugs and signals the timekeeper who rings the bell officially starting the match.

Shannan Lerch: And there is the bell, the match is underway and all hell has already broken loose.

Blocking a roundhouse by Doc, Blake hits several shots to the side of his head, then grabs a headlock, hip tossing Doc to the mat, Blake then quickly runs to Santiago's aid, striking Synn across the cheek with a hard forearm sending the big man into the ropes, Blake and Santiago then work in unison with a double team effort, Santiago picks Synn up in a stalling suplex as Blake scales to the second, then to the top turnbuckle, leaping off hitting Synn in the solar plexus with a spear. As the two then turn to Doc, Blake is hit with a cross body, Doc starts wailing on him but is quickly stopped when Santiago hits a double axe handle to his back. Getting in a few quick kicks, allowing Blake to recover they take Doc to the corner, Blake first whips Doc into the opposite corner, then grabs Santiago's wrist, first whipping him towards Doc, but Santiago quickly reverses, using the added momentum he whips Blake who hits Doc with a hard body splash.

Zach Davis: The Alliance has turned the tables. This match could go either way, four of WCF's best and brightest.

As Doc stumbles out of the corner, Santiago measures the Confederate champ carefully, then steps into a superkick, His FAULT LINE finisher. Doc hits the mat hard. The two Alliance then turn to Synn, who has pulled himself to his knees using the ring ropes, still feeling the effects of the double team efforts from his opponents, The two start closing in slowly, almost like lions closing in on their prey. A playful yet evil smile bares Synn's pearly whites on his painted face, causing the two men to momentarily pause, that is all he needs. Taking advantage of the slight hesitation Synn comes out fighting, hitting thunderous rights and lefts, but Santiago and Blake quickly get the upper hand with the numbers in their favor, they stomp, kick and punch the bigger man into a corner, Santiago hits a hard shoulder to the gut as Blake hits high with a standing dropkick that connects squarely in the chest. Santiago then lifts Synn to the top turnbuckle, striking hard punches to the head to keep Synn from being able to fight back, as Blake runs to the adjacent corner.

Zach Davis: Synn trying to fight back, but the odds are just two great.

Shannan Lerch: Santiago and Blake playing the numbers game, keeping Doc and Synn from getting anything going offensively.

Zach Davis: And one cannot win a match on pure defense. Santiago and Blake coming in with an obvious plan, and working it perfectly.

Climbing up wrapping Synn's arm over his neck, Santiago lifts the large man up, then over with a superplex as Synn crashes hard, Blake leaps off the top turnbuckle with a awe inspiring frog splash. Before the ref can start the count, Doc breaks up the pin attempt with a kick to Blake's head. He is then met with a kick to the stomach by Santiago, followed by several hard European uppercuts forcing Doc into the ropes. Blake runs in, hitting a headbutt to the chest, then takes several steps back, as Santiago whips him towards his partner, Blake bends over catching Doc, tossing him up and over the top rope onto the hard arena floor.

Shannan Lerch: And they toss Doc out like a bad habit.

Zach Davis: With Doc out of the way, they can focus on Synn, divide and conquer. Their definitely focused, they could very well win this match and go on to face the world tag team champions as number one contenders.

The former tag champions then turn their attention back on Synn. Blake grabs a hand full of hair forcing his opponent to his knees, Santiago takes a running start, using the ropes for added momentum hitting a low drop kick to Synn's face. The two point out the crowd getting a loud reaction, Santiago runs to the ropes again, coming off with a high leap coming down across Synn's chest with a double leg drop, Blake then takes to the opposing ropes, tucks and rolls, then hits a back flip onto his opponent, Blake cooly twists around hooking a leg with utter confidence as Santiago looks on

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Shannan Lerch: DENIED!!!

Zach Davis: Synn still with some fight left in him. It's going to take more than that to win this match.

Shannan Lerch: But if they keep working their game plan like this, even Synn can't hope to last much longer.

Santiago and Blake look on in utter disbelief, thinking they had the match. They look at each other nodding. But before the two can work out any other strategy, Doc reaches into the ring, grabbing Santiago's leg, yanking hard he trips Black Charisma to the mat, then pulls him out to the arena floor. Once there, Doc grabs Santiago by the head throwing him ribs first into the guard rail, he then grabs Santiago's head again, this time ramming his victim head first into the guard rail, Santiago stumbles back then falls. Before Doc can press the advantage. Blake runs to the opposite side, rebounding against the ropes, he leaps onto the top rope, leaps high into the air with a flip crashing hard onto Doc with a splash. the crowd goes nuts at the high light bump.

Shannan Lerch: AIR BLAKE TAKING TO THE SKIES!!

Zach Davis: What a move by the Hero, the crowd is definitely loving that high risk move.

The ref takes notice that all four men are down. He begins the ten count

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The Crowd gets behind the wrestlers, no one wants to see the match end in a count out, mixed chants for all four begin to echo throughout the arena. Synn is the first to stir, with motion detected from the three men outside the ring as well.

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Synn crawls to the ropes, pulling himself up, leaning against them for support. He looks around, spotting the ref counting towards the opposing side, a psychotic expression comes over his face, gathering his strength, he walks over to assess where everyone is, taking notes on everyone's position he looks out to the crowd. they've seen the look before.

Shannan Lerch: UH OH! HERE WE GO AGAIN!!

Zach Davis: A high light reel moment from Ryan Blake earlier in the match, and we've seen that look in Synn's eyes, he's about to take to the air himself.

Everyone in the whole arena get's to their feet, stomping and yelling creating a deafening thunder. Synn takes a stance in an opposing corner, the ref has broke the count, stepping away from Synn's path, the second he spots Santiago and Blake getting up, he runs to the corner, stepping onto the second turnbuckle, then immediately to the top, he steadies himself using the top turnbuckle and ropes, points down to his opponents, then leaps off with a twisting flip, Santiago see's the big man leaping off the ropes, and in sheer survival instincts, grabs Doc and thrown him in the way using him as a shield. Blake is able to deflect most the impact pushing Synn into the guardrail, Doc takes the brunt, but the force knocks Santiago back first into the steel ring steps.

Shannan Lerch: Crash and burn, call the fire house, Synn just went down in flames.

Zach Davis: And in a desperation move, but a smart one at that, Santiago saved himself and caused Synn to take out his own tag partner in the process.

Shannan Lerch: It's veteran thinking like that, that can take a team far. Santiago showing great instincts and keeping the Alliance within striking distance of winning this number one contenders match.

The ref pauses for a moment, seeing no motion, he begins the ten count again

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Shannan Lerch: And call off the search dogs, we finally have signs of life.

Zach Davis: Ryan Blake the first one to his feet.

Blake makes his way to his feet, sliding in the ring to break the count, then sliding back out. Checking on Santiago, who is hurt from the fall into the ring steps but non the worse for wear. The two men grab Synn. throwing him in the ring. As they circle him like vultures readying to finish him off. Mary runs over to Doc. Pulling something out of a small pouch she tries to help revive Doc. Inside the ring. Santiago lifts Synn up, whipping him to the ropes, as he rebounds off back Santiago drops down stomach first, Blake then takes a run towards Synn, who leaps over Santiago and gets caught with a stunning shining wizard. The two men shake hands and hug cockily, they taunt the crowd knowing the match is won.

Shannan Lerch: Wasting time. They need to worry bout that AFTER winning the match, not before.

Zach Davis: Seems they are pretty confident they have this match well in and and already in the bag. But your right, taking too much precious time celebrating before the win can be costly.

Shannan Lerch: Wait a minute........what's this? Doc Henry's main squeeze seems to be up to something.

Zach Davis: She's pulling something out of a pouch or something she seems to carrying, something is up.

Outside the ring. Mary has pulled out a can and a can opener. She works quickly, opening the can she pours the contents into Docs mouth, working his jaw in a chewing motion, a few seconds later Doc pops up, wide eyes with Collard Greens hanging from his lips. He looks around,quickly finishing on chewing then swallowing, he pops up, looking around with eyes wide and a near psychotic look on his face. He see's Santiago Setting Synn up for a sharpshooter. Shaking his head no he waves a finger in the air, the fans go nuts.

Shannan Lerch: Wait, what? are you kidding me? DID DOC HENRY JUST POPEY UP???

Doc leaps up onto the ring apron, to be met with a hard forearm by Blake, but the blow has no effect. Blake looks on in dismay, he throws several hard punches, still no effect. He goes to throw a haymaker elbow but Doc blocks it, Doc's whole body begins to shake, almost as if involuntarily. Looking around to the crowd who are screaming their heads off cheering him on. Doc, eyes as wide as can be, looks deep into Blake's, again shaking his head no, then with an amazing display of strength, Doc grabs Blake by the throat, lifting up the Hero and chokeslamming him back down to the mat with one arm.

Zach Davis: That he did, and now he seems to be hulking up as well, this shit just got strange.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, just like you on a first date.

As Doc steps into the ring. Santiago breaks the unfinished Sharpshooter, squares up and attempts a Fault line superkick. Doc ducks the move, throwing several hard right hands, followed by several knife edge chops to Santiago's chest. Grabbing his opponents wrist he tosses him to the ropes, catching Black Charisma on the way back with a big boot to the face. He then waves to the crowd getting a DOC HENRY chant reverberating throughout the arena, he then runs to the ropes, rebounding off hitting Michael Santiago with a big atomic leg drop. He quickly spins around hooking the leg

Shannan Lerch: Where in the fucking twilight zone, Doc with a big boot and leg drop combo.

Zach Davis: After popeying AND hulking up with a can of.....collard greens? I'm getting to old for this.

The ref slides into position, beginning the three count.

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As the crowd erupts in a chorus of mixed cheers and boos, the ref helps Synn to his feet, lifting his and Doc's arm in victory. Doc looks at Synn, still wide eyed with a big smile, he gently slaps his partner on the chest and says something that the fans cheering drowns out. Synn looks at Doc with a little confused smirk, almost a look of disbelief. Doc points his finger out to the crowd, circling the ring pointing to all four sides as the fans eat it up cheering their heads off. Looking back at Synn, his body language almost begging Synn, who then shakes his head, stepping to the center of the ring, Doc smiles triumphantly, and takes a spot next to Synn at the center of the ring. As Dr. Feelgood begins to pump through the arena speakers, the two men rip off their shirts and strike several bodybuilding poses to the utter delight of the crowd. Doc Henry leaves the ring, wearing his DoT Tag Team Title and his Confederate Title.

Shannan Lerch: Doc is going to look to add the WCF Tag Title to his resume once again soon enough!

All of a sudden, Bishop and Priest slide into the ring. Synn turns to them and is met with a piece of wood to his head!

Zach Davis: Priest just hit Synn with his wife! Priest is going crazy!

Shannan Lerch: Shut up, Zach! This is serious. Darkside of Treachery members are fighting with each other!

Synn is sent sprawling. Team Beatdown then grabs Synn by the throat and Chokeslam him!

Zach Davis: Bishop and Priest just laid out one half of the Tag Team Titles contenders!

Priest raises his piece of wood in the air as the crowd chants "HE IS CRAZY!" Synn rolls out of the ring as Bishop and Priest leave through the crowd. The camera shifts to Zach Davis and Shannan Lerch, as they break the match down.

Shannan Lerch: Wait what is this?

Switching back to the stage area, a man is carrying Doc Henry back out to the ring on his shoulders! The man is wearing a gray hoodie with the hood up, camo shorts, and red Chuck Taylor shoes. His black hair dangles out of the hood, it's pretty clear who it is.

Shannan Lerch: COREY FUCKING BLACK, NOOOO!

Corey is carrying Doc Henry down the ramp on his shoulders, Doc looking up at the sky motionless. Corey takes Doc all the way down to the ring, and climbs up the steps, standing on the apron facing the hard camera.

Zach Davis: What in the hell is he doing? I mean, I know these two have been going back and forth on Twitter, follow WCF at @WCF, but I didn't think he'd actually show up!

Shannan Lerch: It's Pantheon business, Zach, Corey won't back down apparently!

Standing there on the apron, the crowd is going nuts. Corey looks down to the floor, and the crowd pops even more, but Corey shakes his head. Instead, he drives Doc's skull into the apron itself with a Burning Hammer! This sends the two belts flying off Doc's body as he falls to the floor! Crowd, obviously, going nuts.

Zach Davis: Goddamn, there it was. The mother of all Burning Hammers. Doc Henry is lucky to be breathing!

Corey sits on the apron, taking in all the glory. He drops down, grabs Doc's seemingly dead body off the ground and rolls him into the ring. Then Corey takes the two belts and tosses them in too, before grabbing a mic and rolling in himself. He lays the two Confederate Championships across Doc's chest and stands over him, looking down as he places the mic to his mouth.

Corey Black: See, Doc, this is what I was talking about. If you talk enough shit, you say my name enough times, I'll show up and butcher you. I'm badder than the Candyman and more awesome than Beetlejuice. Look at poor Adam Young. He did the very same thing you are doing, and I nearly cut his skull open with a machete.

Crowd pops.

Corey Black: Now, as it pertains to these ... let's call them 'titles' you wear. It's a pretty pathetic state of affairs when a man like you, former TV Champion, has to stoop so low as to just buy belts and act like they mean anything. I mean, I expected it from Adam Young. But he's not part of 'the most dominate stable in WCF history' the Darkside of Treachery! Please. You're a bigger flop than the MCE Division.

Crowd lets loose with some 'ooohhhhhs.'

Zach Davis: Holy snap sauce, Batman!

Corey Black: You need pretend belts, ones not even recognized by WCF, to give yourself some self esteem because you can barely get the job done anymore. Shit, you were just in a match fighting for your very job as a WCF wrestler. I can come and go as I please, because I'm such a fucking boss. As such...

Corey unzips his hoodie, revealing the Texas Championship!

Shannan Lerch: Oh God, there's Adam Young's pretend title Corey won at Blast!

He unsnaps the Texas Championship and lays it on Doc Henry!

Corey Black: I am formally gifting you this Texas Championship in an attempt to further boost your confidence, Doc. You're now the Confederate, Texas, and DOT Tag Team Champion. We'll call it.. 'The Jobber Crown.'

The crowd groans and pops, that was a stinging shot. Snap. Many lol's now.

Corey Black: I hope being the 'Jobber Crown Champion' gives you all the confidence boosting in the world, Doc, because next month, you're going one on one with me. I don't even give a damn how it goes down. Clockwork Orange House of Fun, Submission Match since you think you'll never tap out, Deathmatch, ladders, tables, all the fun, nothing at all, whatever it takes to make you happy man. The end result will always be the same, no matter the setting. I'll drop you on your head with a Burning Hammer and you'll cry the next day when I take the 'Jobber Crown' belts and put them in a smelter to make a golden statue of myself to place in my castle. Keep your mouth shut next time, 'Doc the Cock'sucker.

Corey Black drops the mic on Doc's chest, hitting the titles laying there, and the crowd pops huge. Corey throws the devil horns up as Ultimate Showdown goes to a video package.

Tag Team Titles Match
Tek/Steeltoe Joe vs Eric Price/Jonathan Jakobs

Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, we have the Tag Team Titles match coming up next!

Shannan Lerch: This one is going to be a lot of fun, Zach. The champions, Eric Price and Jonathan Jakobs are going to take on Tek and Steeltoe Joe.

Zach Davis: The Benefactors versus Prophecy!

‘Orion’ by Metallica hits over the PA system and out onto the stage comes Tek and Steeltoe Joe to a huge ovation from the crowd. Tek and Joe raise their hands in the air and pump their firsts to the music. The duo slowly makes their way down the ramp toward ringside where they circle the ring slapping hands with the fans before sliding in.

Shannan Lerch: The People’s Pastor and The Breakdancing King! These guys have been dancing around titles for too long; it’s time for them to step up on one of the biggest stages of the year.

Zach Davis: I agree with you Shannan, this is a huge opportunity for these two and looking at them right now they look ready to go!

All of the lights in the arena dim simultaneously... Next, a massive pulsing light pierces through the vicinity as a barrage of pyrotechnics erupt. Smoke pours from the stage in the midst of various colors & hues. "Riot" by 2 Chainz pumps from the speakers as "The Dare Devil" Jonathan Jakobs emerges from behind the curtains wearing his WCF World Tag Team Championship belt. He briefly stops and places his right fist in the air, the crowd screams in pure euphoria. Jonathan strides down to the ring as he takes in the negative reaction from the crowd. He climbs the steps & enters the ring where he awaits his partner.

Shannan Lerch: There is the newly-rich Jonathan Jakobs!

Zach Davis: He’s certainly taken to Eric Price, that’s for sure. On his own though, this man is a very dangerous and very capable wrestler.

Back In Black by AC/DC begins to play over the loudspeakers. Gold lights start flashing as the music starts and as soon as Eric Price walks out, a gold spotlight shines on him as he makes his way to the ring. Price walks with a slow and determined walk and a smirk on his face. Price slowly walks down the ramp exchanging obscenities with the fans and pointing to his Tag Team Title wrapped firmly around his waist. He steps in the ring using the steps and walks into the ring as he stands in the center of it looking around at the audience with disdain and a grin on his face.

Shannan Lerch: All four competitors are in the ring now and we’re almost ready to decide which of these teams is going to go into August as the Tag Team Champions!

Zach Davis: Joe and Price are exiting the ring, so it looks like we’ll start this one off with Tek and Jonathan Jakobs!

Ding, Ding, Ding!

Shannan Lerch: Here we go!

Tek and Jonathan Jakobs meet in the middle of the ring and lock up in a grapple. Jakobs gets the better of Tek and immediately tries to hit him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Tek reverses the move into his own suplex, sending Jakobs into the ground. Tek stomps away at Jakobs midsection as he lies on the mat before lifting him up and tossing him against the ropes. As Jakobs bounces back Tek attempts for a running clothesline, but Jakobs ducks out of the way, turns, and executes a flawless drop kick.

Zach Davis: Great start by both of these men, but Jonathan Jakobs has the advantage right now.

Jakobs quickly gathers Tek and sets him into the corner. Jakobs hits him with a karate chop right in the neck and then hard chops to the sternum. Tek gets down on one knee and Jakobs counters by sending his foot into Tek’s head and forcing it into the ring post. After a few seconds Jakobs reaches down and picks up Tek and hits him with a gut-wrench powerbomb.

Shannan Lerch: Jakobs going for the quick victory here...

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Zach Davis: Too early for that. Jakobs realizes it, and is going back on the offensive.

Jakobs and Tek get back to their feet and lock up once more. Jakobs get the advantage in a side headlock, but Tek wiggles out, pushes Jakobs off of him and then sends him to the mat with a DDT.

Shannan Lerch: Great counter by Tek, it’s time for him to go on the offensive.

Zach Davis: He seems to be getting a good feel for the match right now.

Jakobs is face first in the ground near the ropes, as Tek gets a hold of one of his legs and gets a one-legged Boston Crab on Jakobs. No matter though, because Jakobs is able to crawl to the corner and tag in Eric Price.

Zach Davis: HE GOT TO PRICE!

Price gets in the ring and runs at Tek, hitting him with a big boot to the face. Before Tek can get back to his feet Price continues the assault with kicks to the chest. Price kneels down next to Tek and goes to continue the assault with still punches to the face, but TEK catches his hand just in time and performs an arm sweep. Tek quickly scrambles over to his corner and tags Steeltoe Joe into the match. Joe goes up to Price and the two lock up. Price manages to get Steeltoe Joe into a headlock, but Steeltoe Joe powers out of the hold as quickly as it’s locked in. Joe grabs Price and hits him with a scoop slam.

Zach Davis: Steeltoe Joe is now in full control of this one.

Shannan Lerch: There’s a long way to go in this one though, Zach.

Steeltoe Joe gets back up on his feet and grabs Price by the head. He lifts Price up looking to hit him with a powerbomb, but Price manages to wiggle away and this time it’s him that dashes to his corner, where he tags in Jonathan Jakobs. Jakobs immediately jumps to the top turnbuckle and jumps off landing a hurricanranna on Steeltoe Joe!

Zach Davis: WHOA!

Shannan Lerch: Jonathan Jakobs showing us why they call him ‘The Dare Devil!’

Zach Davis: He’s got the leg hooked!

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Jakobs gets Steeltoe Joe up on his feet and backs him into the corner of the ring. He smashes his elbow into Joe’s forehead, then again, and one more time for good measure. Jakobs switches it up now and begins to execute a series of right and left hands to Joe’s skull. Finally Jakobs pulls Joe out of the corner and sets him up on his feet. Without any warning he spits out green mist into the face of Steeltoe Joe and then lines up to destroy his blinded opponent with a super kick….

Zach Davis: LOOK AT THIS!!

Tek has alertly entered the ring and springboards himself off the bottom rope and hits Jonathan Jakobs with a 450 splash before he can follow through with the ‘Green Light!’

Shannan Lerch: Unbelievable save by Tek right there, who knows what would have happened had Jakobs been able to hit that kick!

Eric Price has joined everyone in the ring, running at Tek and destroying him with a clothesline as he tries to get back to his feet. The referee forces Price back to his corner and Tek rolls out of the ring to recover from the blow. However, his mark has been made, as Steeltoe Joe wipes the mist out of his eyes and approaches the fallen Jonathan Jakobs and brings him to his feet. Joe wraps his arm around Jakobs, pauses, smiles out at the crowd, and then hits the Divination!

Zach Davis: DIVINATION! THAT COULD DO IT!

Steeltoe Joe hooks the leg for the cover.

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Shannan Lerch: NO! NO! HE KICKED OUT! JAKOBS KICKS OUT!

As Steeltoe looks on in shock the referee assures him that it was only a two count. Joe shakes his head and gets to his feet and tags Tek back into the match. Tek runs into the ring and goes to continue the momentum that his Prophecy team has gained. Tek grabs Jakobs and lifts him to his feet. He whips him off the ropes and hammers him with a cross body block. Tek immediately springs to his feet and heads to the top rope where he executes a moonsault onto Jonathan Jakobs.

Zach Davis: Tek going for the cover here!

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JONATHAN JAKOBS KICKS OUT!

Tek quickly gets back to his feet and brings Jakobs up with him. Tek hooks Jakobs arm to attempt to land ‘The Breaker’ but Jakobs wiggles out of the hold and counters, grabs Tek, and begins the series of five straight german suplex’s to complete…

Shannan Lerch: TORTURE! TEK IS DOWN HARD!

Zach Davis: Jakobs goes to his corner and tags in the fresh man!

Eric Price dashes into the ring and knowing he could be in trouble Tek quickly crawls to his corner to try and tag in Steeltoe Joe. He’s not quick enough though, as Price grabs his legs and slides him back into the middle of the ring. Price goes to work on Tek with a series of boot stomps before locking Tek into a sharpshooter!

Shannan Lerch: There’s nowhere for Tek to go!

Tek is screaming out in pain but is shaking his head viciously. He tries to contort his body and crawl to the ropes, but Price responds by locking in the hold tighter. Finally, sensing that the match just might be moments from ending Steeltoe Joe enters the ring and sends a vicious punt kick at Price’s face knocking him off of Tek. Tek rolls out of the ring to recover as Jonathan Jakobs enters to confront Joe. Jakobs sends a stiff hand to Joe’s jaw, but is countered by a left from ‘The People’s Pastor.’ The two continue to exchange blows before Joe gains the advantage and backs Jakobs into the corner. Joe goes to whip Jakobs across the ring…

Zach Davis: WAIT! JAKOBS WITH THE REVERSE!

Shannan Lerch: NO! JOE REVERSES IT AGAIN! HE’S GOT JAKOBS IN A BEAR HUG!

From the outside Tek has climbed to the top rope and with Jakobs in a bear hug he flies off and hits him with a drop kick!

Zach Davis: BOOM!!

Shannan Lerch: MISERY! Tek and Joe are on fire right now!

Tek finally exits the ring and Joe rolls Jakobs to the outside. Eric Price has gotten back to his feet, but Steeltoe Joe is already on him. Joe whips Price off the ropes and hits him with a flap jack planting Price’s face in the canvas. Joe circles around Price before gathering him and lifting him in the air on his shoulders for ‘The Steel Mill!’

Shannan Lerch: UH-OH! Time is running out on Eric Price and Jonathan Jakobs!

As soon as Joe gets Price up, he finds a way to wiggle out, and drops back to his feet behind Joe. He sends a kick to Joe’s ass and as he turns around to face him Price destroys him with an Olympic Slam. Price isn’t done yet though, and he immediately gathers Joe back up and then sends him back to the mat with an inverted DDT. If you thought he was done, you’re wrong, as he lifts Joe back up one more time and delivers the Cash Flow!

Zach Davis: PRICE HIT THE CASH FLOW!

Shannan Lerch: This one is over!

Eric Price hooks the leg for the cover.

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Shannan Lerch: THE BENEFACTORS WIN!

Zach Davis: WAIT! LOOK!

The referee has just come up from the count and spots Steeltoe Joe’s foot draped over the bottom rope.

Shannan Lerch: He got the foot on the bottom rope! This match isn’t over yet!

The referee signals that Joe got the foot on the ropes in time and Eric Price goes berserk. He rises to his feet and pushes the referee, forcing him to fall on his ass. That makes Price feel better about the near-win and he smiles before turning around.

Zach Davis: Uh-oh…

Steeltoe Joe is up and is looming over Eric Price as he turns around. Joe immediately grabs Price and sends him all the way to the canvas with ‘The Babtism’ of all Babtisms!

Shannan Lerch: JESUS GOD!

Zach Davis: I think the Pastor summoned god on that one! Put this match in the books!

Shannan Lerch: Here’s the cover!

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Zach Davis: NO! AGAIN PRICE KICKS OUT IN TIME!

Shannan Lerch: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! JOE ALMOST PUT HIM THROUGH THE RING ON THAT MOVE!

Once again, Steeltoe Joe is left in shock at the perseverance of The Benefactors. Despite the kick out, Eric Price is motionless on the mat. Joe decides it’s as good of a time as ever and tags in Tek. Tek comes into the ring and immediately goes back to work on Eric Price. Tek gathers up Eric Price and takes him over to the corner where he rests him on the top turnbuckle. Tek climbs to the second rung and wraps his arm around Price and launches himself backward for a DDT from the top rope!

Tek isn’t done yet, though. He picks Price up onto his feet and situates him so that their bellies are facing one another and then hits the ‘Six Step,’ moonsault slam. Tek goes for another cover attempt on Eric Price.

Zach Davis: Here we go again! Could this be it!

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ERIC PRICE KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY!

Shannan Lerch: Something tells me that Eric Price has had enough.

Price and Tek both get back to their feet. Price throws a right hand that connects to the side of Tek’s face. Tek counters with an uppercut that forces Price to stagger back a few steps. Tek runs at Price, but Price sidesteps him and Tek ends up bouncing off the ropes. Price throws the arm for a clothesline, but Tek ducks it and bounces off the opposite set of ropes and comes back with a flying face kick to Eric Price!

Zach Davis: After all of that, Eric Price is still unable to gain the advantage.

Tek reaches down and grabs Eric Price and brings him up to his feet once more. Tek grabs Price’s hands, turns, and attempt to hit the ‘WindMill’ but Eric Price is able to counter it as they’re twisting in the air and take Tek down with a HUGE cutter. The exhausted Eric Price quickly crawls to his corner and tags in Jonathan Jakobs.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes The Dare Devil!

Jakobs immediately scales the turnbuckle and waits for Tek to get up. With flashbulbs going off all around him Jakobs makes the leap and absolutely crushes Tek with ‘The Dance with the Devil!’

Zach Davis: THIS SHOULD DO IT!

Jakobs immediately goes for the cover.

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Eric Price attempts to cut off Joe, but he’s speared backwards into Jakobs breaking up the hold!

Shannan Lerch: DAMMIT! Joe breaks up the count by spearing Eric Price into Jakobs!

Joe quickly moves to Price and tosses him out of the ring. He turns his attention to Jakobs, picks him up, and then hits ‘The Baptism’ once again!

Zach Davis: JOE WITH THE BAPTISM!

Shannan Lerch: This is some cheating shit! How is the referee allowing this?!

Joe scampers out of the ring leaving Tek and Jakobs alone. Tek slowly crawls over and throws his arm over the fallen Jonathan Jakobs.

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Zach Davis: Unbelievable! Prophecy has done it! They are the WCF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!

Shannan Lerch: Well, I’ll say this; nobody deserves to wear those gold belts more than Tek and Steeltoe Joe. They had an unbelievable effort tonight.

Zach Davis: As did The Benefactors! I don’t think this is the last we’ll see of these two teams facing off against one another.

Joe reenters the ring and helps Tek up to his feet as the two of them are given their Tag Team Championship belts. Tek and Joe proudly hoist them in the air as the crowd begins to chant “Prophecy, Prophecy, Prophecy!”

Shannan Lerch: Their work isn’t done quite yet though. As we seen earlier today, the tag-title division is starting to warm up.

Zach Davis: That’s a match for another day, right now Prophecy is reigning supreme over the WCF Tag-Team division.

Donald Deruty vs Gravedigger

The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so before "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. A spotlight hits the entranceway and out from the back walks Gravedigger, escorted by Adrian and JJ.

The crowd boos heavily and the trio stops on top of the ramp as Gravedigger looks around smiling. They then walk down the ramp and over to the ring steps. Adrian walks over to the side of the ring, reaches up and pulls himself up onto the apron with one of the ropes and then climbs into the ring. Gravedigger climbs the steps first and turns to JJ, pulling up the middle rope and stepping down on the bottom one, as she steps through the gap into the ring.

Gravedigger steps through the top and middle rope and walks over to one of the turnbuckles and stands on the middle pad and holds the hardcore belt high over his head as the crowd rains boos down upon him.

The lights in the stadium dim to pitch black Bulletproof by 12 Stones blares in the speakers with lights swinging around the stadium lighting up the darkness from the dimmed lights. In cue with the music, pyros of red, white and blue go off when the sound of BANG!!! from Bulletproof. The pyros continue to go off on cue with the word being said. After the third pyro goes off the lights focus on the entrance of the stage where Donald Deruty is standing with his head tilted down. He falls to his knees and throws his hands up in the air where a final set of multi-colored pyros is fired. At the signal of the final pyros the dimmed lights turn back on and light the whole stadium with red, white, and blue lights. D-Day jumps to his feet as soon as the lights are back on. He takes his time walking down the ramp, as he gives high fives and shakes the hands of the fans. Once he reaches ringside he slowly walks up to the steel steps where he goes one step at a time until he reaches the ropes where he enters the ring with a swaggery hop to his walk. He looks up at the titantron where the sights of his memorial moments in his WCF career can be seen.

The lights come back up as Gravedigger climbs back into the ring. Before the referee can even do anything both Gravedigger and D-Day walk up to each other and get into each other’s faces, staring intently. Neither man says a word.

Shannan Lerch: This is different. Gravedigger typically charges in and both him and his opponent brawl from the moment they’re in the same general area as each other. Either that or his opponent makes the first move.

Zach Davis: Well there has always been a decent amount of respect between these two. D-Day for some reason is one of the few wrestlers in WCF that Gravedigger has never despised.

The referee rings the bell, but neither man moves. Finally D-Day takes a step back and both men lock up in a collar-and-elbow tie up. Gravedigger drops it into a headlock on D-Day who shoves him into the nearby ropes. Gravedigger comes back and D-Day goes for a shoulderblock but Gravedigger floors him with one of his own instead. D-Day stands back up quickly, looking at Gravedigger.

Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger has a little over 50 pounds on Deruty so that wasn’t much of a surprise.

The two men lock up again and Gravedigger hip tosses D-Day to the mat who bounces back up, runs at Gravedigger and is put down with a second hip toss. D-Day runs at him again and as GD turns for a third hip toss, D-Day kicks him in the side. Another kick to the side and backs GD up into the ropes. Gravedigger is irish whipped across the ring. D-Day drops to the mat as GD jumps over him, bounces off the near ropes. D-Day goes to leapfrog Gravedigger, but Gravedigger catches him and hits a big body slam in the center of the ring. D-Day rolls away and approaches Gravedigger. They lock up once more and D-Day is tossed to the mat and GD puts him in a headlock on the mat. D-Day kicks his whole lower body a couple of times and gets out of the headlock.

D-Day tries to rush Gravedigger again but Gravedigger kicks him in the gut and DDTs him to the mat. Gravedigger stomps away at D-Day a couple of times and then picks him up and irish whips him across the ring. D-Day gets planted on the mat with a belly-to-belly suplex. Gravedigger picks up D-Day and drops him with a vertical suplex. Gravedigger bounces off the nearby ropes and drops a leg drop across the chest of D-Day and covers him.

1…kick out. Nowhere near the proper time to cover someone like D-Day.

Gravedigger shakes it off and picks up D-Day then irish whips him across the ring again. Gravedigger goes for a big boot, but D-Day ducks it, bounces off the nearby ropes and cross body blocks Gravedigger to the mat. D-Day quickly gets up as does Gravedigger and floors the Epitome of Hardcore with a pair of beautiful dropkicks one after the other. Gravedigger finally rolls out of the ring to gather himself and the crowd boos him. Gravedigger pays them no attention and walks around the ring before climbing back in.

Gravedigger thumbs D-Day in the eye as the two approach each other and quickly whips him across the ring. D-Day reverses the irish whip and Gravedigger bounces of the opposite ropes and floors Gravedigger with a dropkick. Gravedigger gets up but D-Day is quickly on top of him and floors Gravedigger with a neckbreaker. Gravedigger gets up and charges at D-Day who puts him down with a hip toss followed up by an arm bar. Gravedigger reaches over with the other arm and pounds away at D-Day until he finally lets go of his arm.

Gravedigger is irish whipped across the ring and D-Day plants him with a hurracanrana. Gravedigger gets up and is swarmed by kicks via a D for Destruction from D-Day. D-Day quickly covers Gravedigger.

1..2..kick out!

D-Day gets up and puts Gravedigger back on the mat with a Russian legsweep. D-Day scales the turnbuckles and leaps off nailing a frog splash, covering Gravedigger once more.

1…2..kick out!

D-Day gets Gravedigger up and whips him across the ring. D-Day goes for a clothesline but Gravedigger ducks the attempt and catches D-Day on the rebound with a big clothesline from Hell.

Zach Davis: Gravemarker!! Gravedigger is not out of this match yet!

Gravedigger takes the time to recover and D-Day eventually gets back up. Gravedigger charges and floors D-Day with a big boot. Not even letting him have time to recover, Gravedigger grabs D-Day and applies a big bearhug near the center of the ring. The crowd rallies behind D-Day as Gravedigger absorbs repeated blows to the side of the head.

Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger may be taking some blows to the head but this move has to be wearing D-Day down some, sapping some of his energy.

D-Day makes Gravedigger let go of the bearhug and swings at him again, but Gravedigger ducks and grabs D-Day from behind, lifts him up onto his shoulders and is about to go for an Embalmer but D-Day slips out of it. D-Day goes for another clothesline but Gravedigger catches him and lifts him into the air….RESPECTO!!

Shannan Lerch: This could be it!

Gravedigger covers D-Day.

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Gravedigger hits the mat in frustration. Gravedigger picks D-Day up and bodyslams him in the center of the ring. He walks over and scales the turnbuckles.

Zach Davis: This could be Death From Above!

Gravedigger leaps off the turnbuckle and D-Day manages to get his knees up and the big man lands ribs first onto D-Day’s knees. Gravedigger rolls around in pain. D-Day’s knees and legs didn’t fare to well in that either and both men are taking this time to recover. Both men get up in the center of the ring and start trading lefts and rights and the crowd starts getting into it. Gravedigger gains the upperhand being the bigger man and brawler that he is and gets D-Day into the nearby corner. Gravedigger irish whips D-Day across to the other turnbuckle and runs behind him for a splash, but D-Day grabs the top rope and leap frogs backwards over Gravedigger, landing behind him as Gravedigger crashes chest first into the turnbuckle, stumbling backwards and into the hands of D-Day who drops him to the mat and applies….

Shannan Lerch: Justice Lock!!! Many men have tapped out to this move!

D-Day cinches in the move as Gravedigger yells out in pain. Gravedigger fights it and slowly pulls towards the ropes. Just before he looks like he’s going to give up, Gravedigger manages to get to the ropes and forces D-Day to break the hold. Gravedigger pulls himself up with the other rope and is favoring the arm that D-Day was working on.

Adrian gets up on the apron and the referee gets distracted. D-Day runs over and knocks Adrian off of the apron and talks smack to JJ who is now yelling at D-Day. D-Day turns around and gets a kick to the gut by Gravedigger. Gravedigger lifts him up for a Death Driver and the crowd is on their feet. D-Day slides off Gravedigger’s back and shoves him into the nearby turnbuckle, but Gravedigger stops himself. Gravedigger turns around into a superkick by D-Day which floors him. D-Day picks up Gravedigger and has him on his shoulders.

Zach Davis: D-Day’s going for the Dead and Forgotten!

Gravedigger manages to slip off and grabs D-Day. …DEATH DRIVER!!

The crowd is on their feet again as Gravedigger goes for the pin.

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D-DAY KICKS OUT!

The crowd is stunned as is Gravedigger who sits up, visibly frustrated. Gravedigger gets up and looks out at the crowd who is cheering that D-Day kicked out. Gravedigger walks over and goes to pick up D-Day who rolls him up in a small package.

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Gravedigger is pissed off. D-Day gets up and Gravedigger runs at him and D-Day plants him with a drop toe hold and goes for another Justice Lock, but Gravedigger rolls away, stands up and is pissed off. D-Day and Gravedigger trade lefts and rights and this time D-Day gets the upperhand and whips Gravedigger across the ring. D-Day catches Gravedigger with a kick to the gut and lifts him up…DEAD AND FORGOTTEN!

The crowd goes crazy as D-Day covers Gravedigger.

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GRAVEDIGGER KICKS OUT!!

Everyone, including Gravedigger, are stunned once again. Gravedigger gets up and smirks at the crowd as they boo. Gravedigger goes at D-Day who goes for a kick. Gravedigger catches his foot and shakes his head no. D-Day nods and jumps up, nailing Gravedigger with an enziguri. Gravedigger gets up but is turned around and D-Day nails him with a judo kick to the midsection, doubling him over. Gravedigger gets lifted up again….DEAD AND FORGOTTEN again!!

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The bell rings as “Bulletproof” by 12 Stones hits the speakers. D-Day stands up and his arm is raised. Gravedigger is over on the side of the ring, sitting against the ropes with a defeated look on his face. Adrian climbs into the ring and immediately goes for D-Day whose back is turned. Gravedigger stands up as JJ climbs into the ring. D-Day turns around and sees Adrian heading for him. Gravedigger stops Adrian and stands face-to-face with Gravedigger. Gravedigger looks at him for a few seconds before holding his hand out for a handshake. D-Day shakes his hand and then climbs out of the ring, celebrating with the fans.

Zach Davis: Well that was certainly unexpected from Gravedigger.

D-Day celebrates up the ramp as Gravedigger walks over to the side of the ring and asks for a microphone.

Shannan Lerch: What’s this about?

Gravedigger takes a mic and walks back to the center of the ring. He lifts up the mic and speaks.

Gravedigger: Several months ago, I was approached by Seth Lerch to return to WCF. It was a business decision that both of us had decided would be best for WCF. Plus, there was a lot of new blood here in WCF and they needed someone to break them in. Unfortunately, I realized a couple of weeks ago that it was becoming time for my time here in the ring to wind down. This isn’t the retirement of Gravedigger because there’s no way in hell I will ever retire and you never know when I may return to the ring. Instead, this is something a little different. This hasn’t been made public until now but a few weeks ago Seth Lerch purchased something….another wrestling organization. Seth Lerch bought out a local wrestling organization called Penn State Wrestling Federation.

With the purchase of Penn State Wrestling Federation, Seth made two decisions. Due to the influx of talent, the implementation of a developmental program needs to be put into place and Penn State Wrestling Federation will become just that. Seth’s other decision is to hire someone who would be a great fit to train new talent and head up the developmental program….that person is me. So…despite how much of a hateful bastard I’ve been over the years, I would like to say farewell for now to the fans and the guys in the back. Don’t let your guards down though, you never know when my music might hit again or when a masked man attacking people will pull off his mask to reveal Gravedigger underneath.

Gravedigger drops the mic as “Change” by Deftones hits the speakers. As he walks up the ramp with JJ and Adrian, the crowd starts chanting “DIGGER, DIGGER, DIGGER, DIGGER!!” He stops at the top of the ramp for a second before turning and heading to the back.

People's Title Match
Kira Sakazaki vs Oblivion vs Kid Phantasm
Special Guest Referee: Johnny Reb

Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a special Triple Threat match for the WCF PEOPLE'S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

The lights go out. Oblivion by Mastodon begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.

I flew beyond the sun before it was time
Burning all the gold that held me inside my shell
Waiting for you to pull me back in
I almost had the world in my sight
Lost love, bright eyes fading
Faster than stars falling
How can I tell you that I've failed
Tell you I failed...

Falling from grace cause I've been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost in Oblivion.

Kyle Steel: Our first challenger, weighing in at 305 pounds... from the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche...... O-O-O-OBLI-I-IVI-I-I-I-O-O-O-O-NN-N-NN-N!!!

There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. Oblivion slowly slinks out to the entrance stage, low to the ground. The Wells Fargo Arena explodes with cheers and some boos. Oblivion has it's arms extended outward, with it's index fingers pointing out. The Vixen are nearly undressed, as they come slithering out and walks next to Oblivion. The Vixen are dressed with bra-like bikini tops, with very short skirts. They have glitter plastered everywhere. Their makeup is smeared, but maintained to be very attractive. The guitar solo begins, lazers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of The Wells Fargo Arena. The music continues to thrash as The Vixen are divided in two groups. As, one group are twirling around with the insanity of the music, while the other group, of The Vixen are thrashing with the music. Their energy has the Coliseum going completely crazy!

Oblivion slowly stands up, with it's arms extended outward, spins around. Oblivion, The Vixen, and The Gathering get to ringside. As IT pops IT's neck, Oblivion holds IT's arms outward. The Vixen rub their hands all over Oblivion's well sculpted abdominal muscles. A couple of girls begin to french kiss. The Gathering continues to slink around, tormenting the crowd, nearby. Oblivion proceeds to slide under the ring ropes and is walking over to a corner. The half naked women slide into the ring, in various sexual manners. Oblivion climbs up to the second turnbuckle and is raising IT's arms to an mostly cheering crowd. Oblivion jumps down and walks over to the center of the ring. The Gathering slithers away under the ring, with blood on their hands. Several thousand cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion strikes a muscular pose, with The Vixen rubbing all over Oblivion. All of the women, of The Vixen, begin to kiss. The Gathering peak, from under the ring, as they begin to snarl and bark, while white foam drips out of their mouths.

NOW I'M LOST IN OBLIVION!!!

Zach Davis: Here we go, Shannan - Oblivion, Kira Sakazaki and Kid Phantasm for the People's Title. I've been looking forward to this one all week!

Shannan Lerch: Last week on Slam we got a sample of what this could look like, almost... instead of being special guest referee as he will be tonight, Johnny Reb acted as Kid Phantasm's tag partner in that contest and... well, it didn't end so well for the Pantheon.

Zach Davis: We'll see if Kid and his crew have a plan for how to handle that tonight... when it really counts.

"IN YOUR POSITION, SET!!"

Beginner by VSK echoes around the arena. but still, Kira doesn't show up yet until....

"BUZZ..... BUZZ....."

The screen goes buzzing until it suddenly shutted.... the arena goes dark.

A blinding flash of red light lights up the WCF Arena. Limpid Luster hits and we can see Kira Sakazaki appears in the entranceway.

Kira walks like a zombie while covering his face. Cameraman approaches him but he replied with a rude shout. Kira desperately walks through the ramp and climbs the ring.

Kyle Steel: And our second challenger, weighing in at 199 pounds and hailing from Akihabara, Tokyo, Japan... he is the WCF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION... KIRA SAKAZAKI!!!

Zach Davis: Last week we saw Kira take out Johnny Reb with Reb's own 'Southern Star', that shooting star press/senton splash combo... it's a devastating weapon of Reb's that Reb's old Big Dick Superstars partner Kira turned against him.

Shannan Lerch: This is certainly not the same old Kira, Zach... we're learning that more and more each week.

"For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica begins, and the ring of the bells echoes through the Wells Fargo arena... the crowd goes insane. As the bells continue their echo, the music changes to "Parabola" by Tool...

Zach Davis: Now THAT is Pantheon music.

Shannan Lerch: OOohhh, Jonny Fly?! Please?

...and from the curtain come WCF's People's Champion, Kid Phantasm... 'the Inveterate Confederate' Johnny Reb, this match's special guest referee... and WCF Hall of Famer Corey Black.

Shannan Lerch: Awww.

Zach Davis: Who could complain about a trio like this? Three of the finest competitors in this sport, past present or future... and even more dangerous when you add the US Champion Jeff Purse and two-time World Champion Jonny Fly to that mix.

Shannan Lerch: Where's their sexy calendar? These three aren't that special... not compared to my-

Zach Davis: Please don't say 'cuddle-bunny'. I'm out of aspirin.

The trio head down the ramp slapping hands as they go; Corey Black stops to point at a sign reading 'DoT STILL SUCK. PANTHEON STILL INDESCRIBABLY AWESOME'. He takes a quick picture with the nerds holding the sign. Kid and Reb hop up to the apron and climb through the ropes; Kid removes his belt and takes a bow. He hands the belt to Reb, who holds the Title up and shows it to Oblivion and Kira.

Kyle Steel: And their opponent, escorted to the ring by Pantheon member and WCF Hall of Famer, Corey 'Creeping Death' Black... weighing in at 215 pounds and hailing from New Antarctica, Nevada... he is the WCF PEOPLE'S CHAMPION, KID PHANTASM!!!

Zach Davis: And would you listen to all these Pantheon fans in attendance here tonight... as much as they've been waiting for this match, they've got to be ready for that Ultimate Showdown match still to come here tonight.

Shannan Lerch: Lord knows I am - I get to see my cuddle-bunny!

Zach Davis: Oh no, not again... here comes the pain! In my head.

*ding*

Obi and Kira whip Kid to the ropes; Kid dodges a double dropkick and slides out of the ring, conviening with Corey Black to discuss strategy. Reb begins counting Kid Phantasm out. Black and Phantasm jump out of the way, missing a baseball slide by Kira; Oblivion grabs Kira by both arms into a full nelson, tossing him quickly to the mat with a dragon suplex.

Zach Davis: And Oblivion and Kira waste no time taking the fight to Kid Phantasm, who wisely lets them start in on each other... Oblivion just folded Kira up like a road map with that dragon suplex!

Shannan Lerch: If Kid can play it smart over these two maniacs he'll have a serious chance here, Zach- doesn't hurt anything have Corey Black out there for support, either.

Kid Phantasm climbs up to the apron and springboards into the ring, hitting Oblivion with a dropkick; Oblivion stammers a few steps back then charges in, receiving an arm drag takedown from Kid Phantasm. Kid turns and catches a flip kick to the jaw from Kira; Kira nails Kid with a jaw-breaker. Oblivion approaches as Kira leaps to the top rope; Oblivion catches Kira mid-moonsault and slams him on top of the fallen Kid Phantasm. 1 count.

Zach Davis: First pinfall attempt of the night here; 1....one count only on both Kira and Kid Phantasm.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion's gotten ambitious since becoming a messianic figure, Zach.

Zach Davis: So you HAVE been reading those Dictionary.com links I've been sending you.

Oblivion beals Kira towards a neutral corner; he picks Kid Phantasm up into a fireman's carry. Kira dives in with a drilling dropkick to Obi's knees, causing Oblivion to drop Kid Phantasm. Kid and Kira jump into place, lifting Oblivion by their combined effort and dropping him to the mat with a double-team brainbuster. Kira goes for a quick cover; before a one count is made, Kid Phantasm drags Kira up by his tights. Referee Johnny Reb admonishes the Kid for this, distracting him for just a second; Kira takes advantage with a standing switch, lifting Kid Phantasm over and slamming him to the mat with a german suplex. Kira flips over into a bridge for a pin.

Zach Davis: What a bridge by Kira Sakazaki! 1...2...NO! Oblivion breaks up the count with a double-axe handle to Kira's exposed ribs.

Shannan Lerch: Doesn't look like any of these three are gonna give up easily on this one, Zach - I'm expecting this to go back and forth for a while yet.

Oblivion lifts Kid up onto his shoulders; Kid P starts punching Obi on the head. Kira jumps to the top rope during their fracas, springboarding into a headscissor taking Kid off of Obi's shoulders.

Zach Davis: WOW! What a double-team by Obi and Kira there!

Shannan Lerch: All the planning in the world can't help the Kid if these two work in league against him...

Kira kicks at Oblivion, who catches his right leg at the ankle. Oblivion ducks Kira's enzui giri, adding insult to injury with a brutal dragon-screw leg whip. Oblivion then stomps Kira a handful of times. Oblivion lifts Kira to his feet, signalling to the crowd that Kira is finished. Powerbomb attempt by Oblivion is countered into sunset flip.

Zach Davis: Kira with a sunset flip; Oblivion's pinned! 1...2...AND KID PHANTASM FLIES IN WITH THE LEG DROP BREAKING UP THE COUNT! Kid Phantasm came within one second of losing his People's Title to Kira there...

Shannan Lerch: That's Kira in a nutshell, Zach - he's in it every second of every fight and he's quick enough to turn even the most powerful attacks into brilliant reversals.

Zach Davis: This is a big night, folks - actual insight from Shannan Lerch!

Kid gives Kira a hangman's neckbreaker, then hooks Oblivion's leg and tries to lift Obi up for the Ice Cap... and fails, getting a T-bone suplex for his trouble. Kira flies in hitting Obi with a high-cross body block; Obi catches Kira, possibly looking for a fallaway slam. Kid Phantasm runs over and dumps both of them to the outside, then bounces off the ropes and dives after them with a plancha.

Zach Davis: And the fight makes it outside! All three men are on the clock here as special guest ref Johnny Reb counts them out; Kid Phantasm just made sure all three of them are on the mats and sucking wind.

Shannan Lerch: And now they're all out there amongst all of Obi's weird Gathering people...

Zach Davis: ...and don't forget Corey Black!

The Gathering begin to get involved once the fight goes outside... two of them grab Kid Phantasm and whip him into the ring steps. Corey Black comes from out of nowhere, leaping from the ring apron and taking down three of them with a pescado. As Oblivion rushes over to interrupt, Black hip-tosses a Gathering member into the audience. Oblivion arrives and is nailed by one of his own Gathering members, pitched toward him with a press slam by Corey Black.

Zach Davis: Even if he's not booked in a match, Corey Black always makes an impact when he shows up on WCF Pay Per View, folks.

Shannan Lerch: He can hammer me anytime, Zach.

Zach Davis: What about Jonny Fly?

Shannan Lerch: Someone should be filming it. Might as well be my cuddle-bunny-

Zach Davis: Ugh. That hurts my head. All of that. Stop it.

Kira Sakazaki runs up from behind, hitting a turning Oblivion with a Shining Wizard, then scurries back inside to avoid count-out... Kid and Obi struggle to get up a few feet from each other. Corey Black picks the Kid up, pats him on the back and points to Oblivion; a last-second attack from a Gathering member is met with a Burning Hammer on the outside to a loud reaction from the fans. Kid P laughs at this, quickly puts his head back together and gets back in the fight. He grabs Oblivion, slamming his head into the ring apron; Oblivion then grabs Kid's head and slams it into the ring apron, rolling the young People's Champion back inside.

Zach Davis: Corey Black keeps the Gathering at bay, but he still can't help Kid Phantasm with Oblivion's wrath coming down on him...

Shannan Lerch: Kid's in serious trouble here if Oblivion and Kira start teaming up on him.

Oblivion signals to Kira to be ready... he then picks the Kid up, spinning him 360 degrees and dropping him across one knee in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Kira bounces off the ropes and flies in with a guillotine leg drop; the Kid somehow rolls off of Oblivion's knee just in time to miss Kira's attack. The Kid rises as Oblivion charges, and Kid Phantasm throws Oblivion over with a powerslam, aided by the God of Insanity's momentum. 2 count broken up by Kira.

Zach Davis: It looked like curtains for Kid Phantasm, but he comes right back- cover! 1...2...AND KIRA MAKES THE SAVE! We're getting closer and closer to a 3-count here, people, but I can't hazard a guess as to who'll make it, or who'll take it!

Shannan Lerch: I'd have to give the edge to Oblivion here, Zach - he's got the size, he's got the experience and he's right in the thick of this fight, tossing both of these men around.

Kira picks Kid Phantasm up, giving him a leaping tornado DDT.

Zach Davis: Kira with a cover now - 1....2...Phantasm kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: It's like a game of Russian Roulette at this point, Zach.

Kira picks Kid Phantasm up just in time for a charging Oblivion to get to them with a double clothesline; both men counter with armbars, then shoulderbreakers. Kid and Kira lock up in a test of strength; before that can go anywhere, both get nailed with low blows by a kneeling Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Oblivion goes low - sneaky but strategically sound in a match where seemingly any three seconds could mean the Championship!

Shannan Lerch: Where the hell was the ref on that? Come on, Reb, protect your boy's testes!

Kid gets suplexed out of the ring by Oblivion; Reb comes over to begin the count. Obi grabs Reb, unknowingly pulling him in front of a rolling shoulder block from Kira which knocks Reb out of the ring. Kira smashes Obi with an elbow to the face, then a second... Kira off the ropes, both Kira and Obi get nailed with a pair of springboard bulldogs from Kid Phantasm and Johnny Reb. Oblivion stands and gets a knee to the midsection from Kid P... the Kid and the special guest referee deliver a double-team rockerdropper to the Monster Oblivion.

Zach Davis: And Oblivion and Kira feel the wrath of the Pantheon! Johnny Reb and Kid Phantasm get a little revenge for last week's Slam match!

Shannan Lerch: So is our referee now in this match as a competitor or what, Zach?

Zach Davis: Good point, Shannan - this could go anywhere from here!

Kid Phantasm turns and catches Kira's attempt at a running Russian leg sweep (Path of the Moon), taking the smaller competitor down with a short-arm clothesline. Oblivion charges on unsteady legs; Kid Phantasm trips him with his foot and Oblivion falls onto Kira with an incidental headbutt, crushing Kira's ribs under Oblivion's weight. Phantasm picks up Oblivion, sucking wind... we can see the strain on his face as he attempts then eventually succeeds in hitting a fisherman-buster (the Ice Cap) on Oblivion.

Zach Davis: ICE CAP! ICE CAP! That's gonna do it-

1....

2...

3!!! Kid Phantasm wins!

Kyle Steel: Your winner of the match and STILL WCF PEOPLE'S CHAMPION... KID PHANTASM!

Shannan Lerch: Give the assists to Corey Black and Johnny Reb of Pantheon... but also, give the Kid his due. He's been People's Champion for four solid months and six successful title defenses against some of WCF's greatest.

Zach Davis: Will Pantheon have even more reason to celebrate tonight? Up next, the gang's all here for THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!

Shannan Lerch: Wait, Zach - Pantheon doesn't see Haruna! It's Kira's crazy sister!

Kid and Reb celebrates his winning until suddenly Kira and Haruna ambushed them. Kira throws Johnny Reb outside the ring. Corey Black stares Kira down as he checks on Reb outside. Kira then grabs a mic and starts to talk to downed Kid.

Kira Sakazaki: Here it is, the eternal champion of the people! Here’s your belt, I don’t need it! I came here for one reason…. I want you to feel the same thing like I did when my life is full of misery and you took my partner, Johnny Reb away from me and let him join your group…. What the hell are you thinking? I desperately need help from my own partner and…. You don’t even think about helping me? what kind of friend are you? What kind of people’s champion are you, huh? You know something, Kid! You were my role model since you are debuting in here. But, after I see your real selfish side of you, now it’s different! I hate you, Kid! Now, I want to make you suffer with your mind distorted! Haruna, finish him!

Haruna Sakazaki: with pleasure, my brother!

Haruna quickly grabs Kid’s head.

Haruna Sakazaki: don’t worry, Mr. Phantasm! This won’t hurt.

Kira just shows his evil smirk as Kira turns around...

Zach Davis: KIRA WATCH OUT!!!

WHAM!!

Oblivion nails Kira, on the back of the head with a double sledgehammer fist.

Haruna Sakazaki: BROTHER!!

Oblivion continue IT’s assault by giving Kira chokeslam and throws him outside the ring. She looks at Kira then back at Oblivion. She quickly confronts Oblivion. The Monster grabs Haruna, who resists by pounding on IT's chest. She looks at Oblivion then back down at her brother. she wants to go back down and help Kira, but she looks back at Oblivion. She pulls away, as she looks down at Kira.

Shannan Lerch: What's going on?

Haruna begins to smirk, then smiles at her fallen brother. She goes back to Oblivion and reach out her hands, as she grabs Oblivion's right massive hand. The crowd acts surprised as Haruna grabs the hand of The Monster but suddenly, some familiar opening line but in unfamiliar music heards.

“IN YOUR POSITION, SET!!”

Shannan Lerch: hey, I know this opening line…. Is this Kira Sakazaki’s theme…. In female version?

Zach Davis: I think I know the owner of this theme.

Beginner by AKB48 hits around the arena as we can see a tall woman with furry coat standing in the entranceway. She slowly approaches the ring while clapping her hands.

Mariko Shinoda: bravo! I’m about to see live-action version of “Beauty and the Beast” tales. Anyway, the hospital is unoccupied lately so I decided to drop by to this arena but, all I see is chaos everywhere.

Haruna Sakazaki: Sado-san! I thought you were….

Mariko Shinoda: ….dead, right? Yes, I am supposed to be dead in the hand of Oblivion’s….. Vixens….

Sado looks at Oblivion’s Vixens in the ramp and she sees MItsuko, one of IT’s vixens that tried to kill her.

Mariko Shinoda: ….hey, I know you. Did we ever meet somewhere else before? Oh, you are the one who tried to end my life. I always remember your face, lady! And I will come to payback for what you have done to me!

Then Sado looks at Kira passed out at the ringside.

Mariko Shinoda: Haruna, what did you done to your own brother? You make him down in here? Hey, Johnny Reb! Could you please take Nezumi to the backstage please? I will take care of this problem.

Johnny Reb: …but, Sado….

Mariko Shinoda: trust me, Reb! I can do this.

Reb nods and brings Kira to backstage. Sado clmbs the ring and confronts Oblivion and Haruna.

Mariko Shinoda: so, you are Oblivion… the GOD OF INSANITY, huh? You are nothing more than a chicken! More chicken than her…

Mariko points at Haruna as Oblivion feels angry because Sado said that.

Mariko Shinoda: … I mean, did you see what kind of person that YOU see in front of you? I am a woman, a human with boobs. And you try to kill me from the back? Hah, what a shame! Do you still want to kill me for a second time?

Oblivion raises the mic but it interrupted by Sado.

Mariko Shinoda: I’ll give you a chance for that! But not now, because I will give you time to thing in which way you will kill me. I will give you one month to think about that and at the next Pay-per-view, I’ll challenge you! I’ll show you how to end the business in a Yankee way! In that match, you can freely torture me but in reverse, I can freely humiliate you because you are going to be defeated by a nurse!

Sado grins and she moves her eyes to Haruna.

Mariko Shinoda: and, as for you, Torigoya! I see a lot of improvement in your power. But still, I own your power! And I am not allowed you to use that power for this “GOD”. I know, you are responsible for Kira’s mental breakdown. And you think you make him like that can make him more powerful, huh? And think about one last thing, Torigoya? When this “Oblivion” tried to kill me, you agreed with him? Oh, Haruna! You really pissed me off! I should return you into your normal form soon after I take care of…. “IT”!

Haruna shakes her head in disagreement while Oblivion interrupts it.

Oblivion: try to humiliate IT, Shinoda! You will never success to humiliate The God of Insanity! Your skill is so far below IT and you really need a million years to defeat Oblivion! Even you don’t know how to punch someone’s face.

Mariko Shinoda: oh, yeah! I forgot one thing. I forgot to give you Yankee-style greetings. I brought you a sample…. Yes, a sample…. of Yankee Soul! God Bless You, Mr. Oblivion!

Sado swings her right hand and hits a powerful cheap shot to Oblivion. Oblivion is down with one single punch. Oblivion slowly stands but Sado quickly get out from the ring.

Mariko Shinoda: Yankee Soul, YOROSHIKU~~!!

Beginner by AKB48 surrounds again as Sado raises her both hand in the ramp while inside the ring, Oblivion looks at Sado in anger and Haruna begs to Oblivion to defeat her former boss.

Shannan Lerch: wow, what a brave statement from Kira’s girlfriend! She is challenging the monster, Oblivion in one-on-one match!

Zach Davis: yes, and she proved herself by knocking Oblivion out in one single hit. What a strong lady!

Shannan Lerch: the question is, can Sado defeats Oblivion at revenge and ends this misery once and for all? This rivalry is really far from over.

Ultimate Showdown Match
World/Hardcore/Television/United States Titles On The Line
Roy Speede vs Jonny Fly vs Odin Balfore vs FPV vs Jeff Purse vs Steve Orbit vs Tommy Kain vs Waylon Cash

Zach Davis: Well.... the time has come. Ultimate Showdown is upon us.

Shannan Lerch: One man must outlast all others and emerge as the one and only World Champion. And quite frankly, it is NOT going to be easy.

Zach Davis: You said it. There are no losers in this match, however; everyone who has gotten this far is the best WCF has to offer. Eight of the top competitors in our sport.

Shannan Lerch: From what I understand, there was a series of coin tosses backstage to determine who would be the first two men to start the match, and-

Zach Davis: Funny, I heard Seth just picked two guys, personally. But either way, the last two men to come out will start.

Shannan Lerch: Well... yeah. We could run these eight competitors down right now, list their strengths, weaknesses, and accomplishments, but we're beyond that now, I think. You fans know these men, you know what they've done, and you know what's at stake here tonight. Let's get started.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first.... the current reiging WCF World Heavyweight Champion.... WAAAAAYLON CASH!

The opening trumpet riff of "White Trash Renegade blares over the PA systems as red and orange strobe lights flash. Suddenly the strobes stop, and Waylon Cash comes running out onto the entrance ramp with the WCF World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. He runs back and forth, illiciting cheers from the crowd on either side before dancing his way towards the ring, Roxxanne Savage following behind him. Sliding under the bottom rope, Waylon helps his manager in, before running and jumping onto the second turnbuckle. He takes the belt from around his midsection, and holds it high in the air, soaking up the cheering of the fans.

Zach Davis: Here is our World Champion, Waylon Cash! This is the first defense of his reign, and the most difficult challenge a World Champion could possibly face.

The lights in the arena fade out. After a few suspense filled seconds the words ‘The Dynasty’ appear in bold italic lettering on the jumbotron as the beginning of “Requiem for a Tower” begins to play. A single spotlight turns on and illuminates the silhouette of a man standing on the stage. As the song hits the 50 second mark and the music picks up the lights come on revealing Jonny Fly.

Kyle Steel: Next, representing Pantheon... he is THE DYNASTY... JONNNNNNNNYY FLYYYYYYYY!

Fly stands on the stage with his eyes directly fixed on the ring. The jumbotron changes to the words ‘This is the Era of Jonny Fly.’ The music slows down and a barrage of fireworks begins to go off behind Fly. His eyes remain fixed on his opponent throughout. Slowly and deliberately he begins to make his way toward the ring. The music picks up one last time and Fly stops at the bottom of the ramp with his eyes still directly fixed on the ring. He stops and takes a few moment to exchange a long stare with his opponent before finally sliding into the ring.

Kyle Steel: Introducing next, the current reigning WCF Hardcore Champion.... he is TOMMMMMMMY KAIN!

Tommy Kain makes his way down to the ring with a signature bottle of Evan Williams (Because Jack Daniels is for rednecks.)... and the Hardcore Title around his waist. He gives the crowd a smirk that just screams, "Damn I know I'm better than you." Finally making his way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and sitting in one of the corners taking a drink or two from his pre-match bottle of booze.

Shannan Lerch: Why do we let him drink before wrestling? He should be arrested!

Kyle Steel: Next up, representing the Perfect Alliance... he is "The Maverick Elite".... he is OOOOOOOODIN BAAAAAAALFOOOOOOOOORE!

“ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist...

Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.

Crowd: The battle is.. already won!

Odin stares down his opponents as he waits for the match to get underway.

Kyle Steel: Introducing next, he is the WCF Television Champion... representing The Perfect Alliance.... he is "THE MACK"... he is STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE ORRRRRRRBIT!

"Flashlight" by Parlaiment Funkadellic plays over the PA. The arena goes dark and a pink strobe light flashes throughout the arena. Small pink lights swirl around the crowd and the entire arena and eventually converge into one big pink spotlight as "The Mack" Steve Orbit and Golden Joey appear at the top of the aisle. Steve walks ahead of Golden Joey, talking to girls who mostly give him disgusted looks, which he is oblivious to and continues blowing kisses and making rude, sexual comments. At ringside he begins the process of taking off whatever pimp attire he is wearing that night, whether its a mink coat, designer suit, etc and always hands his gold chains and his hat to Golden Joey. His in-ring attire consists of black spandex shorts with "Pimpin" on the back in pink, and pink boots. He has a body that resembles a model more than a wrestler, he is perfectly chiseled and cut, but he is not huge and muscular like some wrestlers. He continues to "flirt" with the girls in the crowd as he enters the ring. When he hits the ring he raises the TV title in the air and smiles nods as the crowd mostly boos, with a small section of Orbit fans cheering him on.

Kyle Steel: Next, he is the current reingning United States Champion.... representing Pantheon... he is "THE FUTURE".... JEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF PURSE!

"Won't Back Down" by Eminem blares on the PA. On the right side of the stage there is a bike ramp that extends just about to the middle of the Titan Tron. Atop the bike ramp is Jeff Purse. He is sitting on his bike, looking out upon the audience. He throws one had in the air as the audience cheers.

"You can sound the alarm
you can call out your guards
you can fence in your yard
you can pull all the cards
but I won't back down
oh no I wont back down
oh no"

At this he sets off down the ramp. Directly across is another ramp on the left side of the stage, which Purse heads for.

"Cadillac Sevilles, Coupe Devilles
brain dead rims yeah stupid wheels
girl I'm too for real
lose your tooth and nails
try to fight it, try to deny it
stupid you will feel
what I do, I do it well
shooting from the hip, yeah boy shoot to kill
half a breath left on my death bed
screaming F that yeah super ill"

Purse flies up the other ramp, launching off of it. He pulls off a small back flip, rides down the rest of the ramp, and comes to a screeching halt in the center of the stage. He gets off, kickstands it. He looks out, smiles, and throws his arms in the air. Red and Blue pyros explode behind him

"I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill
listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool
you know the *beeping* drill"

He starts off down the ramp as Kari joins him, slapping five with fans, walking very casually but at a quick pace. When he gets to the ring he jumps up on the apron and quickly makes his way in through the middle rope, while Kari walks around the outside, pumping up the crowd. Jeff stands in the center of the ring, "air guns" a corner, pyros shoot out of it. He subsequently does that for every other corner, pyros of red and white shooting out every time. He anxiously awaits his competition.

Zach Davis: The last two men will be the men to start this match... here we go.

The lights turn to a blood red as the crowd stands up on their feet, as the jazzy horn explosion of "Tank!" by Yoko Kanno and The Seatbelts plays over the P.A.

Kyle Steel: Introducing next, the leader of the Darkside of Treachery... he is FRANK PATRICK VENABLE... he is FFFFPPPPPVVVVV!

"I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and their stuff together. Okay, three, two, one let's jam." As the chorus plays over the speakers, out the curtains comes Mr. FPV, signature duster and everything. He plays to excited crowd like the circus ringmaster, fistbumping furiously along with the crowd and the music, and each fistbump triggers an explosion of black pyro from the stage.

FPV takes the walk down the ramp, slapping fans hands before climbing the steps and on top of the turnbuckles, where he fistbumps one more time, sending one more explosion of pyro throughout the arena. He climbs into the ring and sits in a lotuc position in the corner, waiting for the match to start.

Kyle Steel: And finally, introducing "THE SILVER LINING".... ROOOOOOOOOOOOY SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE!

The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.

CAN

YOU

HEAR

ME

NOW!?!

As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!

The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.

Kyle Steel: “Introducing, from Richmond, Virginia, Wrestling Championship Federation's own Silver Lining, he is ROY SPEEEEDE!!”

Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.

Shannan Lerch: And there you have it, all eight men are here... and FPV and Speede are going to start things off. Ultimate Showdown, indeed!

Balfore and Orbit are stationed at one of the corners; Purse and Fly at another; and finally, Cash and Kain in the other. FPV and Speede approach each other in the middle of the ring, neither man saying a word, simply staring into one another's eyes intently.

Zach Davis: FPV and Speede have probably the most personal feud in this entire match, though they've moved beyond that now. But they do know each other about as well as they know themselves.

And, finally, Speede and FPV tie up. They struggle for control, neither one getting the upper hand for several moments until FPV manages to push Speede into the corner. The ref calls for a break, which FPV is about to give him... until he slaps Speede in the face instead.

Shannan Lerch: Damn. FPV makin' it personal.

And Speede fires out of the corner, tackling FPV down and hitting punch after punch after punch! FPV manages to break away and both men get to their feet; Speede runs at him and FPV takes him down with a Hiptoss. FPV then attempts to put Speede into an STF, but Speede breaks away from it. Both men are up again, and FPV fires off a Dropkick, sending Speede stumbling into the one neutral turnbuckle. As he stumbles out, FPV runs at him.

Crowd: FUS ROH DUH!

"FUS ROH DUH!" yells FPV as he Clotheslines Speede down! Speede gets back to his feet and FPV then lifts him up... and takes him down with a Brainbuster!

Zach Davis: OOF!

FPV floats over and pins Speede quickly, hooking the leg.

One!

Two!

No, Speede kicks out.

Shannan Lerch: Almost. Zach, what's the strategy with breaking up pins or submissions in this match?

Zach Davis: Well... if I'm one of the other guys, I'd imagine I wouldn't want to break a pinfall up, because the more eliminations, the better. However, if you're a Pantheon or Alliance member, you may want to save your teammates for the added advantage there.

FPV picks Speede up and tosses him into the Perfect Alliance corner before tagging Steve Orbit in. Orbit comes into the match as FPV retreats to wait at the one corner with no one else in it, certainly not wanting to wait around in the Alliance corner. Balfore holds Speede from behind while Orbit kicks at him.

Shannan Lerch: What about getting tagged in? You'd think you'd want to avoid being in the match as much as possible, and avoid tags, and once you're in, just tag right back out.

Zach Davis: If Doc Henry was in this match, that is probably what he'd do. But these men all have a lot to prove, and they're each full of pride; I don't think we'll see any cowardly tactics tonight.

Orbit backs up after he and Balfore are finished double teaming Speede. Speede stumbles forward and Orbit runs at him and executes a Codebreaker, spiking Speede's head into the mat!

Shannan Lerch: Ouch! Speede has to get his head into the game here, things aren't looking too good for him.

Orbit waits for Speede to get to his feet. Speede is up, his back facing Orbit. He turns around and gets met with a Backhand Slap!

Zach Davis: He's going for the Pimp Slap!

But no, Speede actually manages to duck it! He snaps off a Superkick out of nowhere to Steve Orbit!

Shannan Lerch: He just knocked the Mack's head off!

Orbit falls face first to the mat. Speede lunges and tags FPV back into the match.

Zach Davis: And once again here comes the former Champ, FPV!

FPV steps through the ropes and back into the match. He waits as Orbit gets to his feet, and runs at him before executing a Double Knee Gutbuster!

Shannan Lerch: FPV, kicking ass and taking names!

FPV pins Orbit, hooking the leg.

One!

Two!

No, Orbit kicks out.

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit certainly won't be defeated easily; much like Jonny Fly and Nathan von Liebert before him, he's had quite a reign as Television Champion.

But FPV isn't done. He picks up Orbit and tosses him towards the neutral corner. He then lifts him up onto it and begins climbing up with him.

Shannan Lerch: FPV, going high risk...

FPV grabs Orbit's head, looking to DDT him off the top! Orbit starts jabbing FPV in the side, however, and knocks FPV down. Orbit flies off with a Somersault Senton Splash!

Zach Davis: OAKLAND SPLASH!

The crowd pops huge for the surprise finisher out of nowhere!, Orbit pins FPV, hooking the leg!

ONE!

TWO!

Shannan Lerch: NO! FPV KICKS OUT!

Indeed, FPV kicked out! The crowd members are on their feet, and Orbit is shocked. He rolls over and tags in Odin Balfore.

Zach Davis: Uh oh, and here we go. Here comes the Maverick Elite.

As Odin Balfore enters the ring, Seth Lerch begins walking out from the back, wearing a Darkside of Treachery T-shirt of course.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Seth, to get a bird's eye view of this match, I presume!

Zach Davis: If he wanted a bird's eye view, he'd be in the rafters.

Balfore starts kicking at the fallen FPV as Seth takes a seat at the booth.

Zach Davis: Alright, boss. What're you doing here?

Seth Lerch: I'm here to watch the one and only Mr. FPV. He just kicked out of the Oakland Splash, did you see that!?

Odin picks FPV up and throws him to the ropes. As FPV comes back, Odin grabs him and lifts him up into a Bearhug.

Seth Lerch: Call FPV the comeback kid. He's getting a little beat up in the start of this match, but he has heart. Hell, he let Noob Cha-Cha into the DoT, the most dominant and exclusive stable in my company... the guy is ALL heart!, because not much brains behind that decision. Sorry, I'm drunk.

Zach Davis: ...

FPV is being worn out by the Bearhug, but the crowd has begun to rally behind him, actually. Chants of F! P! V! ring throughout the arena, and FPV uses the chants to his advantage. He manages to lift his arms up from Balfore's grasp, and claps them against his massive head. Balfore shakes it off, but FPV does it again, and finally breaks free. Odin stumbles back, stunned, and FPV hits him with a stiff forearm before lifting Balfore with a Vertical Suplex. He follows it up with a Leg Drop.

Shannan Lerch: The Duster!

Seth Lerch: Yeah! Get 'em, Frankie!

The crowd is on their feet as Frank backs up and begins waiting for Balfore to get to his feet. FPV is eyeing the leader of the Perfect Alliance up...

Seth Lerch: I know that look. Two words. Boom. Headshot. I gotta see this.

Seth leaves the booth and goes ringside. Balfore slowly gets to his feet, the crowd is hushed with anticipation, the other members of the Showdown match watch, holding their breath...

Zach Davis: This could be it, Balfore is going to be the first man eliminated!

Seth hops onto the apron and taps FPV on the shoulder. FPV turns around, and Seth grabs his head, dropping down and snapping his head into the ropes!

Shannan Lerch: WHA!?

Everyone is shocked. The momentum of the move sends FPV back up and spins him around, where Odin Balfore is there to grab his throat, lift him up, and slam his back into his knee!

Zach Davis: Ragnarok, I don't believe this!

Odin Balfore pins FPV.

One.

Two.

Three.

Shannan Lerch: Frank is eliminated! The only member of the Darkside of Treachery just lost... thanks to Seth!

Zach Davis: There has been infighting in the group, but we didn't expect this...

Seth is backing up the ramp, staring into the ring at FPV. Seth tears his DoT shirt off, throwing it to the ground.

Shannan Lerch: Well... we're down to seven men...

Seth disappears to the back as Odin stands in the ring, awaiting his next opponent. Finally, the World Champion himself has the balls to step up; Waylon Cash enters.

Zach Davis: Odin Balfore and the World Champ.... moving on from the FPV/Seth/DoT situation... here we go.

Waylon doesn't give Balfore time to prepare; he runs at him and hits him with a Dropkick, sending him back. He then bounces off the ropes and hits Balfore with a Flying Forearm, but Balfore still won't go down. He follows up with a kick to the gut and then hits a Snap DDT!

Shannan Lerch: This match is DDTamania!

Zach Davis: Shut up! The World Champ just took Balfore down!

But it won't keep Odin Balfore down. He begins getting up to his feet. Cash runs to the ropes, Springboards, and hits Balfore with a Back Elbow! Balfore is sent flying into the corner with Fly and Purse; Balfore reaches out and tags the first person he comes into contact with, Jeff Purse.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes the United States Champion!

Purse steps into the ring. Waylon Cash awaits him in the middle of the ring.

Zach Davis: This is the biggest match in Jeff Purse's career, that's for damn sure. And he's going toe to toe with the World Champion.

Cash and Purse tie up in the middle of the ring. Cash actually gains the upper hand, hitting Purse with a few forearms to the head. He then executes a Sitout Neckbreaker.

Shannan Lerch: Waylon Cash is out to prove that his World Title victory over FPV wasn't a fluke... and currently, he's doing just that.

Jeff Purse is still fresh, however, and gets to his feet. Cash throws him to the ropes and snaps off a Powerslam into pin!

Zach Davis: Beautiful move!

One!

Two!

No! Purse kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: These are the toughest men WCF has to offer, bar none; no easy pinfalls tonight.

Cash stomps Purse a few times before climbing up to the top turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: Time for a Headbutt!

Indeed, Waylon Cash flies off, executing a Swan Dive Headbutt!.... but Jeff Purse rolls out of the way in the knick of time!

Shannan Lerch: No! No one home for the Champ!

Cash stumbles to his feet and Purse grabs him, hitting a big Belly to Belly Suplex!

Zach Davis: How many times am I allowed to say "OOF" tonight? Because... OOF!

Purse gets to his feet and starts kicking away at Waylon Cash. Cash, however, starts working his way up... Purse runs to the turnbuckle, jumps up, and flies off with the Taking Off The Training Wheels!

Shannan Lerch: I'll say it, myself! OOF!

Jeff Purse pins the World Champion!

One!

Two!

NO! Cash kicks out!

Zach Davis: Hot damn!

Purse rolls over, panting a bit. He gets to his feet, waiting for Cash to get up as well.

Shannan Lerch: Seth put an end to one Superkick tonight but it looks like we may be getting another...

Once Cash is in position, Purse goes for the Superkick!, but no!, Cash ducks it! He grabs Purse in the Butterfly position..

Zach Davis: KILLSHOT!

But no, Purse breaks away from that!, and snaps off the Superkick to Cash out of nowhere!

Shannan Lerch: THE SPOKE!

Cash goes down! With a burst of energy, Jeff Purse climbs to the top rope!

Zach Davis: Jeff Purse is going to put the World Champion away!

Purse flies off the top...

Shannan Lerch: THE DEFLATER!

Purse hits it! He rolls off Cash's body, holding his own stomach in pain after the impact of the move. Tommy Kain reaches over and tags himself in, and very quickly gets into the match and throws Jeff Purse over the top rope before dropping onto the body of Waylon Cash, hooking his leg.

ONE....

TWO....

THREE.

Zach Davis: Oh holy... what!?

Shannan Lerch: Tommy Kain has eliminated the World Champion!

Zach Davis: We're guarenteed a new World Champion here tonight at Ultimate Showdown... wow.

The crowd is shocked. Cash lays in the middle of the ring, not quite realizing what exactly happened yet. From the outside, Jeff Purse has gotten to the feet, and is clearly angry with Tommy Kain stealing his pin. Inside, Kain has raised his arms in the air, taunting the fans and Jeff Purse himself.

Shannan Lerch: I don't know what to say. A lot of shocks in this match. Two men with World Championships to their name eliminated first?! Wow.

Zach Davis: Wait, look. What's this?

"D-Day" Donald Deruty has stepped out from the back.

Shannan Lerch: We saw Deruty defeat Gravedigger earlier tonight... what is he doing here now?

Zach Davis: He was World Champion going into the last Ultimate Showdown... maybe he's just here to watch?

Indeed, D-Day has a chair and unfolds it, taking a seat at the entryway and watching the match.

Shannan Lerch: Guess so, Shannan!

Purse quickly slides back into the ring, looking to exact revenge on Kain. Kain starts kicking at him right away, but Purse still works his way to his feet. The two men trade blows, but Kain gets the advantage and throws Purse to the ropes. As Purse comes back Kain hits him with a stiff kick to the gut before executing an RKO.

Zach Davis: Partycrasher on Jeff Purse! Tommy Kain is on fire.

Kain picks Purse up once again, lifting him up and carrying him towards the ropes. He drops him at the ropes, hitting a Stun Gun.

Shannan Lerch: Tommy Gun!

But Purse was dropped close enough to Fly that Fly is able to tag himself in! Kain doesn't notice, and Fly Springboards over the top rope and Dropkicks Kain! Kain is sent flying across the ring as The Dynasty has entered the ring!

Zach Davis: Finally, everyone has gotten involved here tonight, Fly was the last wrestlers to not be active in the match yet.

Kain gets back to his feet and is met with a European Uppercut from Fly. Kain doesn't go down, however, and Fly runs at him and Spears him down!

Shannan Lerch: That's what we were talking about earlier. Fly could've let Purse continue to get attacked and maybe eliminated, but instead he tagged himself in to save his partner.

Fly pins Kain.

One.

Two.

No, Kain kicks out.

Zach Davis: Tommy Kain is the Hardcore Champion... nice try by Fly but he isn't going to be beaten by a simple Spear.

Fly kicks at Kain a few times before grabbing his legs and twisting him around.... he locks him in a Liontamer.

Shannan Lerch: Those ain't no Walls, that is a straight up Liontamer yo!

Zach Davis: Why... why are you talking like that? Regardless, you're right, that is one of the most painful submission moves in wrestling, expertly applied by Jonny Fly.

But Tommy Kain is tough as nails. He grits his teeth but he refuses to tap out. After several moments of struggling, Kain lunges and manages to grab the ropes. The ref instructs Fly to break the hold, which he finally does at the last second.

Shannan Lerch: I don't believe it! The Hardcore Champ, giving it his all.

Fly picks Kain up but Kain manages to shove him away and in an act of desperation, stumbles away and tags Roy Speede back into the match.

Zach Davis: We haven't seen Speede here for a while, he's had a lot of time to rest since going toe to toe with FPV earlier.

Speede enters and steps up to Jonny Fly. Fly doesn't waste any time, running at Speede and going for a Neckbreaker. Speede sidesteps it however and hits a Snap Jab to Fly, before kicking him in the gut and executing an Angel's Wings!

Shannan Lerch: Beautifully executed by the Silver Lining.

However, strategizing, Speede marches over and tags Tommy Kain back into the match.

Zach Davis: Uh oh. Tommy Kain's not in the best shape right now, it was smart of Speede to tag him back in.

Kain rolls his eyes, cursing to Speede, but gets back into the match. Fly is up and Odin Balfore tags himself back in!

Shannan Lerch: The Maverick Elite, back in the match!

Balfore enters as Kain limps towards him; clearly his leg is hurting. The two trade blows but Odin comes out on top. He fires off with a few punches, until Kain manages to duck one. Kain fires back by hitting Odin Balfore with a Shining Wizard!

Zach Davis: KWI! Kneeing While Intoxicated! WCF wrestlers are not good role models.

Balfore's eyes go dull as he collapses onto the mat. Kain follows up, pulling him in and getting him in the Double Underhook position.

Shannan Lerch: The Hardcore Champion is looking to put away Odin Balfore!

But no!, Odin powers out of it and turns it into a Back Bodydrop, sending Tommy Kain over and crashing into the mat! Kain STILL manages to fight his way to his feet but Odin uses all his might and hits him with a knockout punch!

Zach Davis: He calls that the Surtr's Revenge!, and he may've knocked Tommy Kain out!

Balfore drops and pins Kain, hooking the leg.

One....

Two...

Three.

Shannan Lerch: AAANNNDDDD that's it. Balfore just managed to eliminated Tommy Kain!

Zach Davis: Balfore now leads with eliminations, having picked up two!... and we're guarenteed a new Hardcore Champ as well!

Balfore stands up and tags Steve Orbit back into the match. Needing another legal man, Jonny Fly enters.

Shannan Lerch: Dominant Television Champions, colliding, here we go.

Fly runs at Orbit, going for a Dropkick, but Orbit sidesteps it. As Fly gets back up, Orbit grabs him and throws him to the ropes. On his way back, Orbit hits Fly with a Flapjack. Fly gets back to his feet once more and Orbit runs at him, jumping and snapping his neck down with a Leaping DDT!

Zach Davis: Damn! Jonny Fly's head, spiked into the mat!

Orbit pins Jonny Fly, hooking his leg.

One.

Two.

No!, Fly kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Don't forget. Jonny Fly went a LONG time in this company as unbeatable. He's almost as good in the ring as he is in bed-

Zach Davis: SHANNAN!

Shannan Lerch: What? It's a fact!

Zach Davis: Either way, Steve Orbit is dominating him right about now!

Well, until Orbit tags Odin Balfore back in, that is.

Shannan Lerch: Thus far, the Perfect Alliance has been working VERY well as a team here tonight, and it has been paying off for both of them.

Balfore enters the ring, grinning at the fallen Jonny Fly. Fly begins getting to his feet but Odin snaps off a vicious kick to Fly's head, sending him back down. We hear Odin laugh, as he's almost toying with Fly. He kicks him again, and every time Fly goes to get back up, he just gets another kick to the head.

Zach Davis: Well, if Jonny Fly wants to continue this match, he has to do something here... one man can only take so many kicks to the head.

Enter: Jeff Purse. Jeff Springboards over the ropes and Clotheslines Odin Balfore!

Shannan Lerch: Yeahhh!

Of course, Balfore doesn't go down. However, Fly has finally gotten time to get to his feet; he and Purse nod. Purse runs and hits a kick to Odin's upper section as Fly sweeps his legs!

Zach Davis: TOTAL ELIMINATION!

Shannan Lerch: Shades of Perry Saturn and the late Kronus, the Eliminators!

Purse exits the ring as Fly throws his arm over Balfore, pinning him.

ONE!

TWO!

NO! Orbit enters the ring and breaks it up!, AGAIN kicking Fly in the head.

Zach Davis: This is supposed to be a singles affair but once again we're seeing a LOT of teamwork here between Pantheon and the Perfect Alliance.

Purse reenters the ring and runs at Steve Orbit, Clotheslining him over the top rope, and sending both men flying to the outside. Fly slowly gets to his feet, picking Odin up with him. Odin shoves Fly away. Fly runs at Odin but Odin gets the leg up!

Shannan Lerch: BIG BOOT!

Fly goes down in a heap. Odin picks him up and tosses him towards a neutral corner. He then lifts him up and begins climbing up with him.

Zach Davis: Odin Balfore, going for a Superplex here.... he may have Jonny Fly's number.

But Jeff Purse is able to reenter the ring, and right before Odin was about to Superplex Fly, Purse hits him in the back several times.... and then positions under Odin to hit him with a big Powerbomb!

Shannan Lerch: Uh oh.... did somebody say Tower of Doom?

Balfore Superplexes Fly as Jeff Purse Powerbombs Balfore down to the mat! All three men lay motionless in the ring as the crowd chants "HOLY SHIT!"

Zach Davis: Well... damn! All three men laid out in the middle of the ring, except Jonny Fly there, right near the apron and-

Tentatively, Steve Orbit touches Fly, tagging himself in. The crowd can't believe it as Orbit kneels down and pins his stablemate!

Shannan Lerch: Really!?

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit is going into business for himself! But that's what this match is about, a chance at the World Title!

One....

Two....

Three.

Shannan Lerch: HOLY CRAP!

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit just pinned Odin Balfore!

Odin lays motionless in the middle of the ring. Steve Orbit stands up and even he can barely believe what he's done.

Shannan Lerch: And we're down to four.

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly. Steve Orbit. Jeff Purse. Roy Speede. These are the four men that are going to walk out with WCF's top four singles titles here tonight at Ultimate Showdown.

Shannan Lerch: One of these men will be the WCF World Champion.... how will the balance of power shift?

Not knowing what else to do, Orbit drops and pins Jeff Purse, effectively making him the legal man.

One...

Two...

No! Purse kicks out.

Zach Davis: Whoever gets eliminated next becomes our United States Champion. Purse almost just retained his belt, actually.

Orbit stands up as Balfore finally rolls out of the ring. Again, Orbit yells an apology to Odin. As he turns back around to Jeff Purse, however, he's met with a big kick right to the chin!

Shannan Lerch: THE SPOKE!

Purse drops, hooking Orbit's leg!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Zach Davis: And there goes Steve Orbit!

Shannan Lerch: He loses his Television Title, but he gains the United States Title here tonight. Not too shabby!

Zach Davis: I've received word that the three belts other than the World Title will be distributed to the wrestlers after the show; otherwise, this would be really awkward.

Balfore has begun marching angrily up the ramp. Orbit runs up to him, attempting to explain his side of the story, but Odin isn't listening.

Shannan Lerch: We're down to Roy Speede, Jeff Purse, and Jonny Fly now... how will this play out?

Zach Davis: Well, I don't like Speede's odds. Two Pantheon members..

Shannan Lerch: And one of them is Jonny Fly? Yeesh.

Zach Davis: Don't forget, the next eliminated wrestler takes Steve Orbit's Television Title.

Speede isn't making any effort to get in the ring, which makes Fly and Purse the legal men. Both men slowly work their way up and lock eyes, realizing this fact.

Shannan Lerch: Tonight we've seen Seth Lerch turn on FPV and the DoT, and Orbit take advantage of a situation and pin Odin Balfore.... will this match destroy the friendship between Fly and Purse as well?

Fly and Purse, both exhausted, quickly shake hands before backing away from each other and sidestepping around the ring, nervous of each other. They lock up.

Zach Davis: Jeff Purse and Jonny Fly going at it.. never thought I'd see this!

Fly manages to get the upper hand, switching behind Purse. He clubs him in the back several times before throwing him to the ropes. As Purse comes back Fly lifts him up and puts him into an Airplane Spin! After several moments he lets Purse down, who is quite dizzy; he follows that up by kicking Purse in the gut and hitting a Suplex, but keeping it locked.

Shannan Lerch: Fly pops his hips... oh baby... and he's going for the hat trick, I'd say!

And, indeed, he keeps it locked, and picks Purse up for another Suplex. He goes for the third, but Purse knows its coming; he jabs Fly in the gut several times and breaks free. Fly runs at him and Purse hits him with a Hurricanrana, sending him flying into Speede's corner. Speede tags himself back in.

Zach Davis: And once again, here comes Roy Speede!

Speede reenters the match, running at Jeff Purse and Clotheslining him down. Speede kicks at Purse several times before locking in an Anaconda Vise!

Shannan Lerch: What a punk! He has it locked in!

Jeff Purse refuses to tap. His hand flails everywhere, grabbing wildly for the ropes, but to no avail. Eventually he gives up, making a fist, still refusing to tap, summoning his energy... and once more lunges to the ropes, grabbing them! The crowd roars!

Zach Davis: Jeff Purse barely escapes the Anaconda Vise!

At the very last second, Speede releases the hold. He pulls Purse into the center of the ring, kicks him several more times, and begins climbing to the top.

Shannan Lerch: Speede, once again going high risk...

Roy Speede hits a 450 Splash!, into the pin!

One!

Two!

NO! Purse kicks out!

Zach Davis: If Speede had hit the Speede Bump, this may have been over; however, he didn't have time, and the 450 Splash is a quick and difficult to avoid move.

Speede gets up, sighing, having hoped for a victory. Out of nowhere he turns to Jonny Fly, hitting him with a shot to Fly's head; Fly is sent flying off the apron. Speede then gets onto the apron himself. Fly gets up and runs at him but Speede hits him with another kick, sending him sprawling back and against the guardrail. Speede then turns towards the ring, Springboards over... Jeff Purse is up... Speede hits him with a Springboard Pele!

Shannan Lerch: High Speede Impact! I don't believe it!

Speede pins Purse, hooking the leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Zach Davis: Holy... wow.

Shannan Lerch: AANNDD there you have it. Jeff Purse walks away with the Television Title here tonight.

Zach Davis: And honestly, in what could be considered an upset, Roy Speede of all people will be involved in the final fall!

Shannan Lerch: Either Speede or Fly will walk out as the World Champion. Fly, for the first time in his career, or Fly, for the third.

Speede rolls off of Purse, resting for several moments, catching his breath while he can. Purse as well. Jonny Fly is to his feet, however, on the outside. Exhausted, he slides back into the ring as Speede works his way to his feet.

Zach Davis: Jeff Purse rolls out of the ring now... this is it.

Shannan Lerch: The rules are now... well, there MUST be a winner, this is basically a hardcore match. One man walks out with the Hardcore Title, the other walks out as the World Champion.

Fly and Speede meet in the middle of the ring and begin trading blows back and forth. Speede gains the advantage, throwing Fly to the ropes. As Fly comes back, Speede wraps Fly with a Sleeperhold.

Zach Davis: Great strategy at this point in the match; wear the opponent down, and take time to rest yourself.

However, the crowd is getting behind Jonny Fly. They chant "FLY! FLY! FLY!" and Jonny is able to ram Speede backwards, sandwiching him against the turnbuckle. Speede breaks the Sleeper as Fly turns around and snaps off a Powerbomb out of nowhere!

Shannan Lerch: Yeah! Get him, Jonny!

Fly falls on top of Speede and pins him.

One..

Two..

No, Speede kicks out.

Zach Davis: Not quite yet.

Shannan Lerch: To his credit, Speede made it this far because he defeated FPV in a non-Title match. He has a victory over a current World Champion, and while that Champ was Jonny Fly, it is still damn impressive.

Fly gets up, picking Speede up with him and shoving him into the turnbuckle. He backs up and then runs at Speede, hitting a Body Splash. Speede comes out of the corner and Fly spins his entire body and uses all of his momentum to land a European Uppercut on the Silver Lining!

Shannan Lerch: DISCUS FLY!

Fly drops and pins Speede.

ONE!

TWO!

Thr- no! Speede kicks out!

Zach Davis: I don't believe it! Speede kicks out.

Fly picks Speede up and throws him to the ropes, aiming for a Spinebuster. However, Speede Springboards and hits Fly with a Leg Lariat!

Shannan Lerch: Roy Speede, back in the driver's seat!

Fly stumbles up and Speede lifts him up into a Fireman's Carry..

Zach Davis: SILVER SLICE!, coming right up!

No!, Fly shifts his weight and lands behind Speede. Speede drops him with a Reverse DDT. He stomps on Fly a few times before climbing to the top...

Shannan Lerch: YEAH! Here we go....

Jonny Fly flies off the top and hits Speede with the Fly Swatter!

Zach Davis: FLY SWATTER! There it is!

Fly pins Roy Speede, hooking the leg!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE.

Shannan Lerch: YEAH!

Zach Davis: Come on, Shannan, be impartial for once.

Shannan Lerch: JONNY FLY REGAINS THE WORLD TITLE!

Fly's music hits as he rests for several moments, knowing the match is over. Speede also rests on the mat.

Zach Davis: Roy Speede becomes our new Hardcore Champion, QUITE a showing from him, that's for sure.

Shannan Lerch: Hell. Quite a showing by all eight men in this match. Like we discussed earlier, the very top talent in this INDUSTRY, let alone this company.

Fly slowly but surely works his way up to his feet. He is handed the World Title by the ref. D-Day stands up from his chair at the entryway, clapping for Fly... emotionlessly.

Zach Davis: What is Donald Deruty thinking?

Shannan Lerch: Who cares, Zach? This is Fly's moment!

Deruty leaves, heading to the back.

Zach Davis: Tonight, Jonny Fly establishes himself as one of the very top World Champions in WCF history. Not many men can claim they held that belt THREE times in its over ten year history.

Fly rolls out, heading to the back with the World Title. Speede has left the ring as well. When all of a sudden... Waylon Cash steps out onto the entrance ramp. The crowd doesn't react, in fact, they seem quite confused.

Shannan Lerch: What is this?

Fly marches past the former World Champion. The two make eye contact, Fly seems to be expecting an attack... but no attack comes. Fly disappears to the back.

Zach Davis: Good question, Shannan.

Waylon quickly raises the microphone to his lips.

Waylon Cash: A lot of you know, this has been a rough week for ol' Waylon Cash. I been down, and this really didn't help, but tonight ain't about the belt, or win loss records for me. Tonight is about my life, my real life. Roxxanne, baby, please, I know I don't deserve it, but please come out here.

Slowly, a very confused Roxxanne Savage steps out from behind the curtain. She stares at Waylon, as she stands a few feet away.

Waylon Cash: Baby... I flushed it. I didn't touch a bit of it. I couldn't. I wanted to, but all I kept thinkin' about was your face. I can't do this without you baby.

Waylon drops down to one knee, and Roxxanne's eyes go wide as he removes a large, diamond ring from the pocket of his jeans. He offers it to Roxxanne with one hand, while using the other to hold the microphone.

Waylon Cash: Roxxy, I love you. I can't stand to ever be without you again. Will you marry me?

Roxxanne is struck silent, as tears fill her eyes. The crowd begins to loudly chant “YES! YES! YES!”. Slowly, she smiles, and nods her head, while holding her finger out for Waylon to slip the ring onto. He does so, and stands to his feet, embracing his fiance as the crowd screams in approval. They slowly climb out of the ring, and walk back up the ramp, to a chorus of applause. Ultimate Showdown fades to black.

Table of Contents

Ultimate Showdown Intro

FPV/Noob Cha-Cha Segment

Shane Knight vs Jackie Giordano vs Mark Mcfarlin vs Hunter Valentyne

Andrew Warhawk vs Bishop/Priest

Johnny Stylez/Ryan Pugh vs Noob Cha-Cha/The Siren

Joel Hall's Open Challenge

Oblivion Segment

Internet Title Match: Kale Windsor vs Stuart Slane

Tag Team Titles Contendership Match: Synn/Doc Henry vs Ryan Blake/Michael Santiago

Tag Team Titles Match: Tek/Steeltoe Joe vs Eric Price/Jonathan Jakobs

Donald Deruty vs Gravedigger

People's Title Match: Kira Sakazaki vs Oblivion vs Kid Phantasm

Ultimate Showdown Match: Roy Speede vs Jonny Fly vs Odin Balfore vs FPV vs Jeff Purse vs Steve Orbit vs Tommy Kain vs Waylon Cash

 

Of The Week

Wrestler:
Jonny Fly
Match:
Ultimate Showdown Match
Roleplay:

 

Champions

World:
Waylon Cash
Hardcore:
Tommy Kain
Television:
Steve Orbit
United States:
Jeff Purse
Peoples:
Kid Phantasm
Internet:
Stuart Slane
Tag Team:
Price/Jakobs