Slam Intro
Trent Townsend Segment
Fort Knox vs Trent Townsend
Television Title Match: Tank Reaper vs Anastasia Petrova
Hector Rodriguez Segment
Ten Minute Time Limit: Mikami vs Ryan Daniels
Big Time Jerks Segment
Conviction vs Hector Rodriguez
New Confederacy Segment
The Royal Family/Ace Slaughter/DDay vs The New Confederacy/Kevin Hardaway/Alex Jones
Davey Ortega/Greenfever vs Torture/Madd Dogg
Alex Jones Segment
Slickie T/Logan vs Creeping Death/Brad Kane

Slam Intro

Kids by MGMT hits and the Izod Center in East Rutherford, New Jersey comes alive! Fans cheer and roar and chant "BOB-EE CAI-RO!" CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP! As we go to our ringside announcers... and the announce team now includes, of course, Mr. Bobby Cairo!

Bobby Cairo: Welcome to WCF Slam! How'd I do, Zach?

Zach Davis: Not too shabby, Mr. Cairo!

Bobby Cairo: Please, call me Bobby. But not Bob or Robert.

Zach Davis: Um.. okay.

Bobby Cairo: With me on the announce team, we'll be drawing huge crowds across the world, from Bangor to Bangkok!

Zach Davis: Stop saying that!

Shannan Lerch: I hope you do better than Luscious did, Bobby.

Bobby Cairo: That shouldn't be very difficult.

Zach Davis: Anyway, lots of huge matches tonight. I'm especially excited for our main event... four of the biggest stars in WCF history competing! Slickie T and Logan team up to take on Creeping Death and Brad Kane.

Bobby Cairo: Three out of four of those men have held the World Title at some point, Zach, many of them more than once. Slickie T is the only exception, and if you ask me, he should be World Champion right now. But thats a different matter.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of, our reigning World Champion, Torture, is being forced to team up with Madd Dogg. They're taking on Davey Ortega and Greenfever.

Zach Davis: What a bizarre, bizarre team. Even more bizarre than CD and Dogg, honestly. We saw how THAT worked out last week... I wonder if Torture and Dogg can fare any better?

Shannan Lerch: We have a huge eight man tag team matchup. The Royal Family, Ace Slaughter, and D-Day combine forces to take on The New Confederacy, Kevin Hardaway, and Alex Jones.

Bobby Cairo: What a clusterfuck.

Zach Davis: We have a big singles match, Conviction taking on Hector Rodriguez. Conviction made the challenge, and Bradley answered on Rodriguez's behalf. We'll see Conviction debut tonight.

Shannan Lerch: I don't know what is going on with Hector. He attacked poor Carlos Estrada, and now he's showing respect to Ace Slaughter... I don't know.

Bobby Cairo: He's a complicated man, Shannan. Maybe he regrets what he did to Carlos Estrada? He's a human being, you know.

Shannan Lerch: Erm.. well.. yeah. Anyway.

Zach Davis: We've got Mikami versus Ryan Daniels... and if Mikami can defeat Daniels in ten minutes, Daniels is fired from WCF.

Shannan Lerch: Daniels has been in positions where he could lose his job more than once, and so far he's protected himself. We'll see if he can do it again.

Bobby Cairo: Tank Reaper is up against Anastasia Petrova for the Television Title... what a babe. I love my girlfriend and all, but.. damn.

Zach Davis: I KNOW. I know. I'm going to enjoy having another guy on commentary with me.

Shannan Lerch: Ugh. Men. Yeah, Tank Reaper has been having some problems with Chris Avery as of late.. we'll see if he shows up again here tonight.

Zach Davis: And in our opener, we have Trent Townsend debuting against Fort Knox. This would've been Knox's debut as well, except for the fact that he snuck his way into a battle royal last week.

Bobby Cairo: Bought his way in, that is, Zach. With a bribe of hot cheerleaders and cold cash to Seth Lerch. Can't blame a man for accepting that.

Zach Davis: Indeed.

Trent Townsend Segment

The scene opens with Trent Townsend in the backstage area with his wrestling attire on. His black jacket, black pants, and his lip ring. He bounces around the locker room for a second and then stops.

Torrie: Oh stop it. Calm down will ya? You're gonna win.

Trent Townsend: I know, I know. I'm just getting warmed up is all.

Torrie: Well I've got a little pot that will help make everything all better.

Torrie reaches inside her pocket and pulls out a small clear bag with a joint showing clearly through it. She pulls it out, then pulls out a lighter and lights up.

Torrie: Come on. Come sit with me.

Trent goes over to her, taking a seat beside her. He takes the joint, takes a drag, holds it in and then releases it slowly.

Torrie: See, I'm always prepared.

Trent Townsend: Just what I needed.

The two continue with their conversation and smoking as the cameras fade to black.

Fort Knox vs Trent Townsend

The lights go out and gold dollar signs flash about as Birdman ft Lil Wayne - Get your shine on plays and Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage covered with golden fireworks. Fort Knox comes out wearing black shades. Knox is wearing gold chains around his neck and is wearing a gold Rolex watch and bracelet. He has a gold ring on each finger and when he holds to up to the camera they spell FORT KNOX. Once he's in the ring, he gets on the mic.

Fort Knox: Now last week you saw that money that I gave to Seth right?

Crowd cheers.

Fort Knox: And I bet you want some of that money too huh?

Crowd cheers louder.

Fort Knox: Well I said I was going to make an impact in the WCF and this is the way to do. Guys let her rip.

Just then thousands of hundred dollar bills come falling from the roof the arena. The crowd is going crazy trying to grab them. Even the ref and Zach and Shannan are making a grab for the bills.

Fort Knox: So tell me folks who do you love?

The crowd starts chanting, WE LOVE FORT KNOX clapclapclapclapclap!

Bobby Cairo: Interesting way to make an impact here in the Wrestling Championship Federation. We must be paying him a hell of a lot if he can afford to do this!

Zach Davis: Maybe your political career would have been more successful if you'd used some of Fort Knox's tactics, Bobby.

Bobby Cairo: Are you suggesting on the air that I engage in illegal bribery, Zach? I'm deeply offended.

Shannan Lerch: Don't worry, Bobby. He always offends me too.

The lights go completely black except for a red light coming from the entrance as Junkie by Ozzy Osbourne plays. Trent Townsend steps onto the ramp raising both arms and taunting the crowd. He slowly walks down the ramp rolling under the bottom rope taking the right turn buckle first and then the left one. He jumps in the middle of the ring taking off his jacket and ready for action.

Zach Davis: And here is Trent Townsend! First time we've seen him here in a WCF ring.

Shannan Lerch: Though we saw him backstage just now smoking.. erm.. something..

The two men circle... and tie up. Fort Knox gets the early advantage, pushing Townsend into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break; Knox obliges, and the crowd cheers.

Zach Davis: I think its safe to assume that the crowd will be behind Knox in this match, after the stunt he just pulled with the money.

Townsend runs at Knox, but Knox takes him down with a Drop Toehold. Townsend gets to his feet, but as he's getting up he's met with a kick from Knox, followed by a Northern Light Suplex into pin!



Bobby Cairo: Nope! Townsend kicks out. Most wrestlers won't go down that fast, but Knox made Townsend use energy to kick out, which is smart.

Knox gets up and the crowd is cheering him on. Townsend stumbles to his feet and Knox kicks him in the stomach again, this time going for a Front Flip Piledriver.

Shannan Lerch: He calls that the Knox Out!

But Townsend reverses it with a Back Bodydrop!

Zach Davis: I think Knox got cocky with trying that move. Townsend wasn't quite significantly weakened, and it seems like he had it scouted.

Knox gets to his feet and Townsend takes him down with a Headlock Takedown.

Shannan Lerch: Smart wrestling by Townsend. Slow Knox down, keep him grounded.

Bobby Cairo: Interesting thing to note: Both Townsend and Knox utilize a Shooting Star Press as their finisher. We'll see if that comes into play.

Knox is working his way up and the crowd is cheering him on. Once Knox is up, he jabs Townsend in the gut a few times, breaking the headlock. Townsend counters by throwing Knox to the ropes and then catching him in a Sleeper!

Zach Davis: Right back to wearing Knox down. Smart strategy by Townsend, for sure.

After several moments, Knox drops to his knees. A look of confidence comes across Townsend's face. The ref raises Knox's arm, testing to see if he's passed out.

Shannan Lerch: Let's see if Knox can come back from this..

Knox's arm falls. The ref raises it again.. and again, it falls.

Bobby Cairo: Knox has one more chance to fight back. If not, he won't be getting the coveted winner's purse with all the prize money.

Zach Davis: Bobby, I'm not sure if we still have winner's purses-

This time, as the ref lets Knox's arm fall, he keeps it up! The crowd cheers as Knox works his way back up, and elbows Townsend in the stomach several times, getting out of the hold! He then bounces off the ropes, runs at Townsend and Clotheslines him down! Townsend gets back up, goes for a Clothesline of his own, Knox ducks it and kicks him in the gut before hitting a Snap Suplex!

Shannan Lerch: Beautiful move!

And Knox keeps Townsend hooked. He pops his hips, rolls, and hits another Snap Suplex. And after hitting that, he hits a third!

Bobby Cairo: A trio of Snap Suplexes! Perfectly executed by Fort Knox.

Knox stands up and pulls Townsend into position by the turnbuckle. Knox then begins to climb, and the crowd is on their feet.

Zach Davis: What is gonna happen here? Knox going high risk.. could it be the Shooting Knox Press?

Indeed it is! Knox flies off the turnbuckle with his version of the Shooting Star Press!... but Townsend gets his knees up and Knox crashes into them!

Shannan Lerch: Oooohhh! Damn!

Bobby Cairo: Its like I mentioned before, Shannan. Both men use that move, and both men are ready to counter it.

Knox rolls off of Townsend, clutching his stomach in pain. Townsend works his way up to his feet, and once he does, he kicks at Knox a few times. He then climbs to the top rope.

Zach Davis: Is Townsend going for a Shooting Star Press of his own?

Indeed, once Townsend reaches the top he flies off with a beautiful SSP onto Knox! He goes for the pin!




Shannan Lerch: There you have it! Townsend wins his debut match here!

Townsend stands up and gets his arm raised high in the air by the ref. Townsend then leaves the ring, leaving Knox alone inside, seething in his anger.

Bobby Cairo: Great effort by both of these newcomers, though, for sure. For some reason I doubt this is the last we've seen of this feud.

Tank Reaper vs Anastasia Petrova

Zach Davis: Time for our Television Title match!

Bobby Cairo: This Anastasia Petrova is one hot momma.

Shannan Lerch: ...

Fireworks explode on the ramp, and everyone quickly turns their attention to it. Sympathy by Non Divine plays very loudly and WCF fans hate him. Tank Reaper walks slowly out on the stage putting both arms in the air ala Stone Cold Steve Austin. The crowd again boos and disgraces Tanks name in the holy worlds of hell. Tank does not care about the fans any longer. He hates them. Tank reaches the ring, where he pulls himself up onto the apron, and then steps his seven foot body over the ropes. Flashbulbs light from every which direction for the simple fact that Tank is one hell of an athlete to look at. Tank taunts one more time in the center of the ring for good measure. Fireworks explode off the ring posts and Tank's music stops.

Zach Davis: Here is Tank Reaper. Him and Petrova have a history of friendship, but with Tank's new attitude..

Na Rasputye by Kipelov plays and the lights turn red as Anastasia Petrova prances about the stage. She goes to the ring and says hi to the fans and blows them kisses while shaking her booty!

Bobby Cairo: Oh yeah! Shake that ass!

Shannan Lerch: Calm down, pig!

The bell rings. Petrova smiles at Tank but Tank frowns at Petrova. Her smile goes away as Tank runs at her and Big Boots her down! The crowd boos.

Bobby Cairo: That is no way to treat a lady!

Zach Davis: Guess they aren't friends anymore!

Tank picks Petrova up and throws her to the ropes. As she comes back, he simply stands there and lets her hit his rock hard body. She bounces back off of him and falls to the mat. She starts getting back up, but Tank grabs her and slams her down. He then picks her back up and throws her into the air.

Shannan Lerch: He's going for the Reaping Reaper already!

But as she comes back down, she grabs Tank's head and hits the Rasputin!!

Bobby Cairo: OH MY GOD!!!

The crowd pops huge! Both wrestlers lay on the mat for a second before Petrova throws her arm over Tank!



NO! Tank kicks out!

Bobby Cairo: DAMN IT!!! I thought Petrova had beaten this massive beast of a man!

She stands up and waits for Tank to get up as well, and she grabs his head, going for the Cold War, but he shoves her away and into the referee!

Zach Davis: Referee down!

Petrova's head collided with the ref's and she goes down as well. Tank slides out of the ring and grabs a chair.

Shannan Lerch: What is this maniac doing?!

Tank gets back into the ring and is about to hit Petrova with the chair.. UNTIL THE LIGHTS GO OUT!

Bobby Cairo: We all know who this is!

Let It Rock is playing and a light blinks every so often. The crowd chants "AVERY, AVERY, AVERY!" After several moments the lights come back on, Tank Reaper's chair is gone, and Petrova is standing! She grabs him and hits the Cold War!

Zach Davis: THIS IS IT!

Petrova pins Tank!




The roof comes unglued! The fans explode!

Shannan Lerch: Anastasia Petrova has done it!

Petrova is handed her belt and she slides out of the ring and heads to the locker room, clutching her back in pain! Tank gets up, pissed as hell, and we hear him yell in anger... "AAVVEERRRYYYY!!!!"

Hector Rodriguez Segment

We open up backstage, where Hector Rodriguez is heading down a hallway. He's holding a steel chair.

Zach Davis: Hm, Hector isn't scheduled for much later, I wonder what-

All of a sudden, Hector bursts into a nearby lockerroom, hitting the occupant of that room with the chair!

Shannan Lerch: That's Ace Slaughter's locker room! He just hit Ace Slaughter!

Indeed, Slaughter just reeled back after being hit right in the face by Rodriguez's chair shot! Hector swings again, and again he connects..


..hitting Slaughter's skull once more with the chair.

Bobby Cairo: Slaughter is a former Hardcore Champion, so he's a tough guy, but come on!

Slaughter goes down and Hector Rodriguez starts stomping viciously at him. The crowd is booing mercilessly.

Zach Davis: I think the crowd feels betrayed by Hector here! Ever since Carlos Estrada got injured, Hector just hasn't been the same man..

Hector keeps stomping at Slaughter for several moments before several agents arrive on scene and pull him away. Some of them check on Ace Slaughter to see if he's okay.

Shannan Lerch: I'm sure Slaughter will be able to wrestle later tonight, but.. what provoked that!?

Bobby Cairo: The two men are set to face each other at Ten, Shannan. Nothing needed to provoke it, Hector Rodriguez was just establishing himself as the dominant force in this feud.

Mikami vs Ryan Daniels
Ten Minute Time Limit

Zach Davis: This next match could be Ryan Daniels' last match in WCF.

Bobby Cairo: Ryan Daniels is fightin' for his career, Zach. He has to last ten minutes in the ring with his former partner, Mikami. Who knows what is running through his head?

The lights go out and Mikami's double-M logo appears on the JumboTron as "Unholy Confessions" by Avenged Sevenfold plays. The lights turn back on but are now red, revealing Mikami standing at the top of the ramp. He runs down the ramp, dives into the ring and then jumps back up to his feet.

Shannan Lerch: Here is Mikami.

Voice: Welcome to Hollywood, may all your dreams come true

The suspenceful tone of the intro plays as the violins set the lets to flicker red.


Guitars hits and the crowd is on their feet and pyro rains down on the entrance ramp and Ryan Daniels emerges from the back with a random T-shirt on he stands underneath the pyro, his head bowed as the intro continues to play. After it finishes the pyro stops and Ryan walks down the ramp

This is a wake up call
To all who their eyes
This is our hope,
Hopeless beaten strife

HE stops at the middle and starts to hop up and down, getting himself hyped up and ready for his match.

You kill the messenger not to hear it
It doesn't mean it never happened
It doesn't mean it never happened

He runs up the ring steps and slingshots into the ring. HE runs up the turnbuckles and stop, one foot on the top buckle and the other on the second he points out tot he crowd, mouthing the chorus to the song.

"This is our mission
statement to go show the world
We must survive"

HE hops off the turnbuckle and removes his shirt as the music starts to fade out.

Zach Davis: And here is Ryan Daniels.

The bell sounds, and Mikami is immediately on the attack, running at Daniels and Clotheslining him down. Daniels gets back up and Mikami goes for a Diamond Cutter, but Daniels pushes him off.

Bobby Cairo: Little too early in the match for the Diamond Cutter.

Daniels, behind Mikami, then hits a Backcracker!

Shannan Lerch: OH! Look at that!

Daniels quickly pins Mikami!



No, Mikami gets the shoulder up!

Zach Davis: Daniels, pulling out a surprise with that nearfall.

Bobby Cairo: When a man is backed into a corner like an animal such as Daniels has been, you never know what to expect.

Daniels gets up and waits for Mikami to stand... and goes for the Angel's Pain!

Shannan Lerch: Superkick!

But Mikami ducks it and kicks Daniels in the gut and then hits the Diamond Cutter he was going for before!

Zach Davis: OOF, Daniels goes down.

Bobby Cairo: Daniels was trying to end the match early with that Angel's Pain, but it was too much too soon and Mikami was able to capitalize big.

Mikami then pulls Daniels into the middle of the ring and puts him into the Boston Crab!

Shannan Lerch: Mikami, wearing Daniels down.

Zach Davis: Mikami would like nothing more than to make Daniels tap out, thats for sure.

Bobby Cairo: And remember, Daniels doesn't want to stay in that move for long! The clock is ticking!

Just as Daniels reaches to the ropes, Mikami pulls him back and shifts the Boston Crab into a Liontamer!

Shannan Lerch: Ahh! You don't see that every day, but damn, he's killing Ryan Daniels.

Zach Davis: But will Daniels tap out? If he does, his career in WCF is over...

Daniels' face contorts with pain, and he's about to tap out.. but no! He refuses!

Bobby Cairo: Ryan Daniels, showing the heart he needs to survive in this cruel, cruel business! But is it enough?

Daniels shakes his head, refusing to lose. He crawls, crawls, crawls... and eventually reaches the ring ropes! He grabs them!

Shannan Lerch: I don't believe he made it!

The ref counts, one, two, three, four.. at four, Mikami releases the hold. He then begins climbing to the top rope.

Zach Davis: Mikami is very dangerous up there... which move is he going for?

Slowly, Daniels works his way to his feet. Mikami reaches the top turnbuckle, and Daniels turns around... Mikami goes for the Masaya Complex!

Shannan Lerch: LOOK AT THIS!-

But Daniels reverses it and Powerbombs Mikami straight down into the mat! The crowd pops!

Bobby Cairo: GREAT reversal! "The Broken" is getting back into this match!

Both men rest on the mat for several moments. Slowly, Daniels works his way up. He picks Mikami up with him, then lifts him up...

Zach Davis: He's going for the Breaking Point!

But Mikami shifts his weight, lands behind Daniels and hits a Reverse DDT! Mikami then begins climbing to the top... and hits the Hammer of Justice!

Shannan Lerch: THIS IS IT! Daniels is gone from WCF!

Mikami pins him!




Bobby Cairo: Mikami wins! Daniels.. poor Daniels.. he's fired!

Zach Davis: Sure about that, Bobby? Let's hear what Kyle Steel has to say.

Kyle Steel: And the winner of the match, after ten minutes and two seconds.. MIKAMI!

Shannan Lerch: Daniels JUST made it in time! He's survived!

Zach Davis: For now.

At this news, Mikami isn't too happy. He looks like he's about to take Kyle Steel's head off, and Kyle quickly avoids him and slides out of the ring. Mikami slides out in anger and heads to the back.

Big Time Jerks Segment

"We all die young" by Steel Dragon starts playing as the jumbotron reads "Fallen Heros". Video package of past wrestlers who have died starts playing. Such faces as Steve "Dr.Death" Williams, "Latino Heat" Eddie Guerrero, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit, Owen Hart, Gino Hernandez, Chris Adams, John Kronus, Jeep Swenson, Dino Bravo, Curt Henning, Hawk, Moondog Spot, and "Playboy" Buddy Rose. A cross appears on the tron then "Super Villian" by Powerman 5000 starts playing and the words "So Fucking What" appear and the Big Time Jerks come walking out carrying championship belts with them along with Alyssa and Angelica. The fans are booing and throwing trash at them as they climb into the ring.

Adam Young: Well I can see WCF fans are still pieces of shit! While all you wannabes in the crowd and back in the locker room where argueing over if Torture should really be the World champion or not, we where over in Japan winning our 12th World tag team championship in the NAJW. Thats right we are the New Age Japan Wrestling World tag team champions. We are yet another step to being declared the greatest tag team of all time. We are getting closer and closer to toppling Team 3D's reign, in fact those fat bastards watch us do something they never could do, win the NAJW straps. They have tried for five years and never beaten the greatest duo in Asia, the Ninja Express. We walked in and beaten them like a pair of hookers who didn't pay their pimp. So this is for every fucking tag team in the back and for everyone you keeps talking shit about Torture, step up or step off!

Austin Adams: Our 13th World title reign will come real soon bitches. The Big Time Jerks are and will forever be the reason tag team wrestling rules the fucking World. WCF get ready the nice BTJ's are gone, now the evil BTJ's are here to do everything within our powers to make sure we rule over the WCF for as long as we decide to.

Alyssa Jones: No World tag team title match tonight bitches!

Angelica Maryse: Les diamants sont pour toujours et sont ainsi les Grandes Secousses de Temps. Adam et Austin sont la douze fois que le Monde étiquette des champions d'équipe. La Nouvelle Confédération se prépare vos jours sont numérotés et nous serons des champions d'équipe d'étiquette de Monde de temps thriteen. La torture est WCF et est ainsi les Grandes Secousses de Temps sucez-y ainsi.

"Super Villian" starts playing again and the Big Time Jerks leave the ringside area.

Conviction vs Hector Rodriguez

Bobby Cairo: I’m looking forward to this match, you guys. I love a good grudge match and I’ve been in a few myself, so I can appreciate what it’s all about.

Zach Davis: This rivalry has become heated but it started rather abruptly. Conviction arrived in WCF two weeks ago and issued a challenge to Hector Rodriguez. Hector’s new manager Don Bradley accepted that challenge on Hector’s behalf last week on Slam.

Shannan Lerch: It takes a lot of guts for a WCF newcomer to challenge an established star like Hector, and Conviction certainly has guts... we’re about to see if he has the brains and brawn to match.

Bobby Cairo: Conviction is a newcomer to WCF but he’s an established veteran in this sport. He’s making his in-ring return after an extended layoff so we’ll have to see how that affects him. The sooner that Conviction can shake off his ring rust the better.

Zach Davis: We would be remiss if we didn’t mention that Hector is the new Number One Contender to the WCF United States Championship after winning the battle royal last week on Slam. That victory came on the heels of Hector’s win against Machine two weeks ago on Slam. Hector is undefeated in 2010 and it seems that he’s turned over a new leaf in the New Year. He has a new attitude and a new manager. Will Hector be able to continue his hot streak or will the debuting Conviction score an upset and inject himself into the title hunt?

Click Click Boom hits, and Ace Slaughter appears!

Shannan Lerch: Huh? This isn't Conviction or Rodriguez!

Bobby Cairo: No shit, Shannan.

Slaughter heads to the ring, United States Title over his shoulder. He takes a seat next to the announcers.

Zach Davis: Guess he wants a ringside seat for tonight's action. But after what we saw earlier tonight.. I'll be surprised if he can restrain himself..

“Ruff Ryders Anthem” by DMX plays on the speakers while the lights in the arena begin to flicker. Conviction emerges from the entranceway with a serious look on his face. The crowd reacts to Conviction with a mixture of boos and cheers. Conviction pays them no mind as he strides purposefully to the ring.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from the City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two-hundred and sixty pounds, here is CCCOOONNNVVVIIICCCTTTIIIOOONNN!!!!!!!

Bobby Cairo: Conviction looks focused. I know that he’s been looking forward to this match against Hector for a couple of weeks now. It looks like he’s ready to make a statement to the WCF faithful.

No One Gets Left Behind by Five Finger Death Punch starts playing. A few seconds later, Hector Rodriguez walks out and stands in the center of the ramp. He's accompanied by Don Bradley. Hector looks out at the crowd for a few seconds as they stand to their feet, giving him a mixed reaction. He finally raises both arms up in the air. Fireworks blast up on each side of him at the front of the ramp and then more fireworks fire up all the way down the front of the ramp.

Kyle Steel: His opponent, from Toluca, Mexico, being accompanied to the ring by Don Bradley, he weighed in at 260 pounds for tonight’s bout, here is The Mexican Machine, HHHEEECCCTTTOOORRR RRRROOODDDRRRIIIGGGUUUEEEZZZ!!!!!!!

Shannan Lerch: Hector is a changed man and a changed wrestler. We’ve seen a killer instinct from Hector over the past two weeks that we had never seen from him before. We’ve seen a willingness to break rules from the man who built his reputation on integrity and respect.

Bobby Cairo: In short, Hector is finally getting with the program.


Conviction and Hector circle like two lions in a cage before locking up. Conviction wastes no time gaining the early advantage with a boot to the midsection. Hector absorbs the blow and responds with a thumb to the eye. Referee Slappy Johnson warns Hector but Hector doesn’t give a shit. Hector unloads upon Conviction’s cranium with a flurry of punches that rock the WCF newcomer. Don Bradley looks on approvingly from ringside and shouts instructions to Hector. Hector whips Conviction into the ropes. Conviction ducks under a big boot and charges into the ropes with a head of steam. Hector goes for the big boot again and this time he connects.

Zach Davis: Hector missed with the big boot the first time but connected with it on his second attempt... I don’t think I’ve seen that before!

Bobby Cairo: Conviction assumed that Hector wouldn’t go for the same move twice, but Hector was a step ahead of him.

Hector drops an elbow into Conviction’s sternum and makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Conviction kicks out and quickly gets to his feet. A brawl erupts in the middle of the ring as both men exchange punches and kicks. Hector drops Conviction to one knee with a straight punch, but Conviction retaliates against Hector with a low blow to even the score.

Shannan Lerch: Low blow by Conviction! Neither of these guys cares much for the rules!

Slappy warns Conviction, but Conviction doesn’t give a shit. Conviction goes to work with a plethora of stomps to his opponent. Conviction shifts gears and plants Hector onto the mat with a DDT. Conviction makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Hector kicks out as Don Bradley howls at the top of his lungs. Hector powers to his vertical base and unloads heavy shots into Conviction’s gullet, but Conviction forcefully drives his knee into Hector’s noggin and drops the Mexican Machine to the mat. Conviction shoots off the ropes and drops a big legdrop across Hector’s throat.

Shannan Lerch: Shades of Hogan!

Conviction makes the cover and hooks the leg.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Hector gets his shoulder up before the three. Conviction kindly helps Hector to his feet only to set him up for a piledriver. Conviction picks Hector into the air, but Hector is able to leverage his weight and reverse positions into a back bodydrop. Don Bradley shouts instructions while Hector gets his second wind. Hector charges Conviction and connects with a vicious Clothesline from Hell that knocks Conviction down. Hector lets out a roar and his emotions are written on his face.

Bobby Cairo: Hector looks pissed now. He’s ready to dispense some punishment on Conviction.

Conviction stumbles around the corner of the ring. Hector wraps his arms around Conviction, picks him up and drives him into the mat with a crisp belly-to-belly suplex. Don Bradley applauds at ringside. Hector makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Conviction kicks out before the three. Hector jumps to his feet and runs over to the corner. Hector crouches into a three point stance and waits, poised, while Conviction gets to his feet. Hector charges Conviction and hits a flying shoulder tackle that staggers Conviction but doesn’t knock him down. Hector is not discouraged. Hector shoots off the ropes with a head of steam and hits Conviction with another flying shoulder tackle. Conviction is dazed again but still refuses to go down. Hector is more determined than ever to take this man down. Hector backs all the way into the corner of the ring and charges his dazed opponent. Hector connects with a vicious flying shoulder tackle that sends Conviction flying through the ring ropes, out to the floor.

Zach Davis: Hector just knocked Conviction out of the ring!

Bobby Cairo: That’s really Conviction’s fault. If he had gone down the first time, or even the second time, he would still be in the ring.

Shannan Lerch: It looks like Don Bradley is interjecting himself into this match!

Hector jaws with the referee inside the ring while Don Bradley rolls up his sleeves and approaches Conviction on the outside of the ring. Don starts talking all sorts of trash, really bad stuff about Conviction’s mother. It’s not pretty. Conviction rises to one knee and takes a swing at Bradley, but Don is able to move back and evade the blow. Don is feeling froggy as he observes Conviction’s woozy state. Don moves in and tries to kick Conviction in the head. Conviction catches Don’s foot in one hand and punches Don in the nuts with his other hand. Bradley screams in pain as he drops to his knees and cups his gonads with his hands.

Zach Davis: Oof! That had to hurt!

Bobby Cairo: That’s the danger of pissing off a man who’s six-two, two-sixty and has a nasty demeanor.

Shannan Lerch: Ha-ha-ha! I love seeing men get hit in the balls! Do it again!

Conviction smirks as he admires his handiwork. Hector seethes inside the ring as he watches his manager writhing in pain. Hector Rodriguez will not tolerate this. Hector shoots off the far ropes, builds up a head of steam and dives through the ropes onto Conviction outside the ring. Both of the giants are left in a pile of twisted wreckage on the floor.

Zach Davis: Hector Rodriguez exhibiting great athleticism with the suicide dive but it looks like both men bore the blunt of that blow!

Bobby Cairo: I think Hector let his emotions get to him after seeing his manager go down to a dick shot. That can be very traumatic for a young man.

Shannan Lerch: more dick shots?

Zach Davis: You’re sick, Shannan. You’re just sick.

Hector and Conviction slowly begin stirring on the ground. Hector recovers first and he uses the opportunity to check on his manager. Don Bradley is still recovering from his nut shot courtesy of Conviction, but at least he’s able to stand now. With his manager safe and sound, Hector turns his attention back to his opponent. In fact Hector turns around and walks right into a vicious headbutt from Conviction. Conviction follows it up with a boot to the midsection, then Conviction positions Hector for a powerbomb. Conviction lifts Hector high into the air and powerbombs him onto the unforgiving ringside floor.

Zach Davis: My god the impact of Hector’s head hitting the ground sounded like a pumpkin getting smashed with a sledgehammer!

Bobby Cairo: Hector is busted open. He hit his head hard and the blood is oozing out. There are mats outside the ring, but they don’t offer much protection when you’re getting powerbombed by a man like Conviction.

Shannan Lerch: Don Bradley is checking on his protégé, as is referee Slappy Johnson. They’re trying to see whether Hector can continue this match.

Bobby Cairo: It doesn’t look like Conviction is going to give them a chance to stop it. He just picked up Hector by the throat and threw him into the ring!

Conviction flexes his muscles while sneering at the ringside fans, and then he climbs into the ring. Conviction chuckles at the mayhem that he’s caused. Conviction stomps away at his bloodied and fallen foe before tiring of the exercise and finally making a cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Zach Davis: Hector kicked out! Hector kicked out!

Bobby Cairo: I have to give Hector respect for that, I thought he was out cold.

Shannan Lerch: The Mexican Machine has some fight left in him!

Hector powers up to his knees and connects with punches to Conviction’s midsection, but Conviction is able to absorb the blows and he responds with a big shot of his own that ends Hector’s flurry. Conviction is feeling cocky now. He’s strutting around the ring and taunting the fans. Conviction turns his attention back to his opponent. Conviction whips Hector into the ropes and puts his head down for a back bodydrop. Hector alertly leaps over Conviction and takes him down with a Sunset flip.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Bobby Cairo: Hector stunned Conviction with that one. Hell, he stunned me!

Hector can feel the energy now. Conviction tries to shake the cobwebs as Hector is back to his feet and stalking. Hector unloads on Conviction with clubbering forearms that would make Dusty Rhodes proud. Hector staggers Conviction with the powerful shots and backs him into the corner. Hector climbs onto the middle turnbuckle and reigns down upon Conviction’s skull with a succession of punches. Hector’s fans in the audience count off, “Uno! Dos! Tres!” and so on with each punch. After reaching “Nueve!” Hector closes the onslaught with an emphatic “Diez!” Hector drops down from the turnbuckles and steps away from his opponent. Conviction stumbles toward the middle of the ring. Hector grabs Conviction and slings his arm over his shoulder. Hector lifts his opponent into the air and slams him to the mat with the Respecto.

Zach Davis: Respecto! Hector hit the Respecto and that should do it!

Shannan Lerch: No! Hector’s going to the top rope! He wants to finish with the Toluca Drop!

But no! Ace Slaughter is in the ring! He shoves Hector off the top, and Hector goes crashing down. The ref calls for the bell.

Bobby Cairo: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and Slaughter wants revenge!

Zach Davis: And Conviction has just won his match!

With Hector down, Slaughter starts stomping on every single part of Hector's body, starting with his head!

Shannan Lerch: The Slaughter Stomp!

Bobby Cairo: That has gotta hurt. There won't be any fiestas in the Rodriguez household tonight.

Slaughter raises his arms in the air and leaves the ring. Conviction had already headed up the ramp. Hector is left in the ring, nursing his injuries.

New Confederacy Segment

The jumbotron flickers to life, eliciting a murmur of confusion from the audience. A Confederate flag appears against a black background, with the words “Confederate Shopping Network” written across it.

Zach Davis: Now, what in the hell do you suppose that is?

Shannan Lerch: Offhand, I’d say it probably has something to do with The New Confederacy.

And sure enough, the logo fades out to be replaced by a scene familiar to anyone afflicted with insomnia on a regular basis: a very simple stage set, dominated by a large, plain counter, all in shades of off-white. An oversized rebel flag serves as a backdrop. Cheesy infomercial music plays, accompanied by canned applause, as Johnny Reb and Doc Henry take the makeshift stage from opposite directions, waving at their imaginary audience.

Doc Henry: Howdy, folks, an’ welcome to the first-ever edition of the Confederate Shoppin’ Network! We scour the entire South, looking for innovative, useful, or just plain novel items...

Johnny Reb: ...which we purchase at an enormous discount, then triple the sellin’ price, so that we can then slash it in half AND offer you – our loyal viewers – twice as much of whatever useless crap it is... and still charge you more than we paid originally!

The canned applause sounds again. Reb and Doc smile salesmen’s smiles and wait for it to cut off.

Zach Davis: I’m confused.

Bobby Cairo: Finally! Truth in advertising!

Johnny Reb: So without further ado, tell the nice folks at home what we’ve got for ‘em this week, on our inaugural episode, Doc.

Doc Henry: Well, Johnny, we didn’t have to search far for this week’s product! In fact, this item was manufactured in your very own hometown of Sweet Water, underpaid Mexican immigrants! But let me tell ya – this one’s ONLY for the ladies out there!

Johnny Reb: Don’t keep us in suspense! What is it?

Doc grins mischievously as he reaches under the counter, withdrawing two objects that are immediately blurred from view. Reb’s jaw drops.

Johnny Reb: What the hell?!

Doc Henry: That’s right, ladies. Our very first item is also the most spectacular you’ll ever see advertised – here or anywhere else! These are 100% officially licensed ....personal massagers. Cast from an original mold, capable of a vibration rate of up to 750 RPM’s! Now you can own your very own – very specific – piece of Doc Henry or Johnny Reb!

Johnny Reb: I don’t remember agreein’ to this...

A toll-free number starts scrolling across the bottom of the screen, along with a web address and a product code.

Doc Henry: But wait! There’s more! Call in the next 20 minutes, and we’ll send you not one, but BOTH of these incredible items, for just three easy payments of $19.95!

Zach Davis: I don’t believe this... Shannan! What’re you doing?

Shannan Lerch: ...Eight-six-six... five-five – what? Just um.... Nothing.

Onscreen, Johnny is blushing bright red and hiding his face with his hands. Doc continues grinning at the camera.

Doc Henry: You know what? I think we can do even better than that! Call RIGHT NOW, and we’ll toss in our life size Royal Family bullet vibes! These items make wonderful gifts! And if your name is Shannan Lerch, you get an even bigger discount! Better hurry, though! We can’t do this all day!

Johnny looks even more embarrassed, if that’s at all possible, and motions to the camera to stop rolling. The jumbotron promptly goes black again, leaving everyone in the audience to wonder what in the hell that was all about.

The Royal Family/Ace Slaughter/DDay vs The New Confederacy/Kevin Hardaway/Alex Jones

Zach Davis: The following match up, will be the eight man tag. There are a lot of promise of high octane, total excitement!!

Shannan Lerch: Most eight man tag matches, usually are. You usually cannot guarantee the outcome of these kinds of matches.

Bobby Cairo: As you all know, Chad Evans is my former protege. I'm not sure if I can be impartial in calling this matchup, guys, and I'm going to let you two call the action.

Zach Davis: Sounds good, Bobby. Looks like Kyle Steel, is in the ring, let's have our opening introductions....

Kyle Steel: This bout is an eight man tag team match....

The arena lights fade down

Zach Davis: Oh hell no!!

Shannan Lerch: Ladies and gentlemen, it's okay. Zach Davis has a slight fear of the darkness.

Zach Davis: A slight fear?!? A slight fear?!? I am man enough to say, I am afraid of the dark!!!

Shannan Lerch: That's too priceless!!

Smoke fills the entrance way. Sounds of a machine guns go off, echoing throughout the arena. Some, of the crowd, hold their ears. The jumbotron, above the entrance ramp, displays "Ya'll done FUCKED UP!" in red. "Bring the noise" by Public Enemy and Anthrax starts playing. Out walks Alex and his trusty trash can full of weapons.

Bass! How low can you go?
Death row what a brother knows
Once again, back is the incredible
The rhyme animal

Zach Davis: Here comes "187" Alex Jones and it looks like he brought some toys.

Kyle Steel: From Jasper, Texas and weighing in at 250 pounds.... "187" AL-AL-AL-EX JO-O-O-ONES!!!!

The crowd boos loudly...

Zach Davis: It's obvious that the fans here in New Jersey, don't like Alex Jones

Shannan Lerch: Obviously!

The incredible D. Public Enemy number one
Five-O said "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can't I tell 'em that I really never had a gun?
But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun
Now they got me in a cell 'cause my records they sell
'Cause a brother like me said "Well
Farrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
What he can say to you, what you ought to do

Shannan Lerch: Those are definitely NOT toys and this is not a match, in which, Alex Jones can use those weapons.

Follow for now, power to the people say,
"Make a miracle. D, pump the lyrical"
Black is back, all in, we're gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all, here we go again

Some WCF officials, from the back, come a running, trying to prevent Alex Jones to walk down the ramp, with those weapons.

Turn it up! Bring tha noize!

Never badder than bad 'cause the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that's corrupt as a senator
Soul on a roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope
'Cause the beats in the lines are so dope
Listen for lessons I'm saying inside music that the critics are
blasting me for
They'll never care for the brothers and sisters now across the
country has us up for the war

Zach Davis: Well, looks at this Shannan!! WCF officials are preventing Alex Jones from bringing said toys to ringside.

We got to demonstrate, come on now, they're gonna have to wait
Till we get it right
Radio Stations I question their blackness
They call themselves black, but we'll see if they play this

Shannan Lerch: Good for them.

Turn it up! Bring tha noize!

Zach Davis: Good for them? Why?

Get from in front of me, the crowd runs to me
My deejay is warm, he's X, I call him Norm, ya know
He can cut a record from side to side
So what, the ride, the glide should be much safer than a suicide
Soul control, beat is the father of your rock'n'roll
Music for whatcha, for whichin', you call a band, man
Makin' a music, abuse it, but you can't do it, ya know
You call 'em demos, but we ride limos, too

Shannan Lerch: Finally, for once, my brother has shown some strength and restraint.

Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you
Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono
Run DMC first said a deejay could be a band
Stand on its feet, get you out your seat
Beat is for Eric B, and L.L. as well, hell
Wax is for Anthrax, still it can rock bells
Ever forever, universal, it will sell
Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it

Zach Davis: What do you mean?

Shannan Lerch: For once, Seth, has a backbone and is not allowing the inmates to take over this asylum.

Zach Davis: Well, anyways, Alex Jones doesn't look happy.

Alex Jones walks down to ringside, looks around.

Turn it up! Bring tha noize!

Alex Jones enters the rings, as the music fades....

The lights immediately go out now inside the arena.

Zach Davis: Oh no!!!

Shannan Lerch: Not again.

Shannan reaches down a grabs Zach and Zach screams.

Shannan Lerch: Don't be a baby and sit back up here.

Kyle Steel: From Baltimore, Maryland...

Everybody officially goes ape crazy. White faux-lightning spotlights fill the arena, as the sound of thunder crackles along the PA system. More lightning flash, as more thunder is played on the system. That's when guitars begin to play and the following is heard....

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 251 pounds.


Kyle Steel: Ke-e-evi-i-n Har-ardaway-ay-ay!!

All of a sudden, the chorus of "Hero" by Skillet kicks on the PA system....

I need a hero to save me now. I need a hero(Save me now) I need a hero to save my life. A hero to save me(Just in time).

White smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. But when the song finally kicks in, the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Kevin Hardaway, hoodie on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd and walks slowly to the ring. He walks up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike as the song reaches fever pitch. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he jumps off and leans against the turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his coat...ready for battle.

"Renegade" by Styx begin to play.

Some of the crowd, begins to boos.

Kyle Steel: Coming to the ring, at a combined weight of 440 pounds... The WCF Tag Team Champions!!! The New-ew-ew Confedera-a-cy-y-y!!!

Oh mama I'm in fear for my life
From the long arm of the law
Lawman has put an end to my running
And I'm so far from my home
Oh mama I can hear you a crying
You're so scared and all alone
Hangman is coming down from the gallows
And I don't have very long

Johnny Reb and Doc Henry step out onto the stage. Images of past matches play on the Jumbotron, while both men make their way down the ramp, working the crowd at ringside. Doc mounts the ring steps in a dignified manner, while Johnny slips through the ropes. Both men take a moment to pose for the fans before going to their corner to await the bell.

Give Me The Meltdown by Rob Thomas plays in the speakers...

Feeling worn down
Like a piece of glass
It doesn't take too much to get yourself to feed your monkey
Tell some white lies, they can swallow them
You don't see just how you got into this situation

Late at night,
late at night you weep for something better than the secrets you keep laying down,
Just lay down here close to me,
and tell me what you want from me.

The lights are dim. The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen.

Kyle Steel: From New York city, weighing in at 230 pounds.... D-Day-ay-ay!!

The crowd cheers.

Zach Davis: This should be one exciting match.

Kyle Steel: At a combined weight of 415 pounds.... The Roy-oy-al-al Fam-ami-i-ily-y-y-y

The lights in the arena turn black and the crowd panics. Zach Davis is shaking in his seat. Suddenly red and white strobe lights illuminate the arena and “March of the Fire Ants” by Mastodon can be heard blasting through the speakers. Two white horses leading a golden carriage appear at the entranceway, with Prince Jimmy Dean and Chad Evans sitting in the carriage. Gold confetti is now pouring from the ceiling as the music builds and grows more intense, along with the now frenetic flickering of the lights. As the horses pull the carriage toward the ring, Prince Jimmy waves and smiles at the fans while Chad sits motionless with a focused expression on his face. The ring crew scurries to sweep the confetti from the ring and ringside area. When the carriage arrives at the ring, Prince Jimmy gracefully exits and makes his way up the steps to the ring, still smiling and waving at the fans. Chad leaps from the carriage onto the ring apron and flips forward over the top rope into the ring. Chad and Jimmy huddle in their corner of the ring and discuss strategy before the match.

Shannan Lerch: Before we have our next match, we have Hank Brown in the back with Ace Slaughter and his friends.

Hank Brown: At this moment, I have standing next to me, is "Superstar" Ace Slaughter.

The arena explodes with the crowd's cheers


Slaughter is standing on the left side of Hank Brown, with his hands on his waist. The United States Championship is over Slaughter's right shoulder. Keith is wearing a black suit and black glasses, with a pair of very polished black cap toed oxfords shoes

Melissa has her hair, black and short. She is wearing a black and white striped skirt. The stripes are about an inch and a half wide. She is wearing black and white striped leggings. She is wearing a very ripped black blouse and black laced gloves. Her make-up is nicely smeared. She is wearing a very small black "top hat" at an angle, on her right side, of her head.

Melissa is skipping around everyone. Mini ace is dressed exactly like Ace. He is standing in front of Ace, with his arms folded.

Hank Brown: Ace Slaughter, tonight you have a eight man tag match, with D-Day and The Big Dick Superstars.....

That's when Mini Ace starts thrusting his hips, with his hands behind his head.

Ace Slaughter: No Mini!!! Bad bad Mini!!!

Shannan Lerch: That is one scary midg....

Zach Davis: Shannan!!!

Shannan Lerch: What?!?!

Zach Davis: (Whispering) You can't say midget.

Shannan Lerch: Anyways, his one scary and wierd little dude!!

Hank Brown: You have them as your partners. You will face The Tag Team Champions The New Confederacy, Alex Jones, and Kevin Hardaway!!!

Ace Slaughter snatches the mic away from Hank Brown.

Ace Slaughter: That's exactly correct, Hank Brown. In fact, Hank Brown, you might have said an very important understatement.

Crowd: WHAT?!?!

Ace Slaughter: I said Hank Brown!

Crowd: WHAT?!?!

Ace Slaughter: I said... BY GOD, HANK BROWN!!! Tonight, here in East Rutherford, New Jersey!!!

The crowd cheers...

Ace Slaughter: Tonight there will be a fight!!! One big hu-u-uge fight!!! A eight man tag match, to be exact! Seth Lerch wants to see some action?

Ace Slaughter speaks to the crowd...

Ace Slaughter: East Rutherford?

Crowd: WHAT?!?!?

Ace Slaughter: I said East Rutherford!!!

Crowd: WHAT?!?!?

Ace Slaughter: You wanna see some action?!?

Crowd: HELL YEAH!!!

Ace Slaughter: You and Seth Lerch will definitely see some tonight!!!

Melissa is listening music on her MP3 player.

Melissa: I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio!! Click Click Boom! I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild! Click Click Boom! I'm on the radio station TOUR around the nation leaving the scene in devastation!!

Everyone backstage stares at Melissa. Melissa doesn't notice, she keeps singing, skipping, and chewing on her gum.

Hank Brown: Are there still bad blood between you and Kevin Hardaway?

Ace Slaughter: If you mean do I still hate his stinkin' guts?!?!?

Hank Brown: Yes.

Ace Slaughter: Then, HELL YEA!!! I will bet my bottom dollar that you will see both Hardaway and myself, square off tonight!!! When that happens, al-l-l-l kinds of hell is gonna break loose!!

Shannan Lerch: Their rivalry HAS been intense, you have to agree with that, Zach.

Hank Brown: Tonight, there is also a match featuring the number one contender for your United States Championship, Hector Rodriguez.

Ace Slaughter: Well, that's why I have talked with Seth Lerch and I will be doing commentary, with Shannan, Zach, and Bobby Cairo. I wanna do some scouting. I wanna see Hector Rodriguez, up close and personal.

Hank Brown: Any other preperations you will have for your pay per view match-up with the number one contender at TEN?

Ace Slaughter: Of course.

Ace Slaughter hands the US title over to Keith, who holds his ear piece, as he looks around. Slaughter poses with a front bicep shot. The crowd gets excited. So does Shannan Lerch.

Shannan Lerch: Oh my!!!

Mini Ace looks into the camera and slices across his throat, with his thumb.

Hank Brown: What factor will your Slaughtermaniacs been in tonight's match-up?

Ace Slaughter: My Maniacs are ready for tonight's match!! They are gonna back me up, one hundred and ten percent!! Isn't that right, East Rutherford, New Jersey?!?!?

Crowd: Slaughter!!!! Slaughter!!!! Slaughter!!!! Slaughter!!!!

Ace Slaughter: Tonight, New Confederacy, Alex Jones, and you piece of garbage, Kevin Hardaway, you won't only have to contend with Ace slaughter, but tonight you will have to deal with thousands and thousands of yelling and screaming Slaughtermaniacs? You will have to tend with D-Day and The Big Dick Superstars!!!

Mini Ace begins to thrust his hips back and forth.

Zach Davis: Oh!! There he goes again!!

Ace Slaughter: Bad Mini!! Bad, bad Mini!!! Are you telling me, that you would have the guts to tell everyone of these fans, that they are wrong for yellin and screaming?!?! Hell no!! Because, you know, they are our bread and butter. They pay to see us. So, Kevin Hardaway, New Confederacy, and Alex Jones you four can walk to that ring and shut up and wrestle!! Because....

Slaughter Society: ....if you like it or you don't like it, you are gonna have to deal with it. Because, Ace Slaughter WILL be the best thing going today!!

The crowd explodes with cheers.

Ace Slaughter: If you four don't like that... I have five words for you.... YOU CAN CHOKE ON THAT!!!! C'Mon troops, we have a match to win!!!

Ace Slaughter and his Slaughter Society leaves from the backstage area.

Crowd: Slaughter!!!! Slaughter!!!! Slaughter!!!! Slaughter!!!!

Hank Brown: Back to you, Shannan and Zach.

Zach Davis: Thank you, Hank. Now, Shannan, with the big eight man tag match about to get underway, what should we expect?

Shannan Lerch: Excitement, mayhem, and total reckless abandonment!!!

Zach Davis: Enough said. It's the perfect time, to give it to Kyle Steel, for the opening introductions....

The lights, in the arena go dim.

The crowd scrambles to stand up, some with their hands on their ears. Some of the crown run towards the entrance ramp, screaming and yelling.

Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh, lights are out, Zach!!! The Boogeyman is gonna getchya!!!

Zach Davis: I'm more scared of Greenfever!!!

Three sets of spotlights start to rotate around the crowd. A loud siren, similar to a tornado warning, echoes throughout the arena.

Zach is holding his ears, as Shannan stands up. Shannan throws her arms, in the air. Her hands are in the "devil's horns" as "Click click Boom" by Saliva begins to start.

Shannan Lerch: Uncover your ears, you wuss!!!

Come on, Come on!
Come on, Come on!

Ace Slaughter, slowly walks out through the smoke. Slowly, right behind him is Keith, his bodyguard. Melissa is skipping around them. Mini Ace is mimicking Ace.

Zach Davis: Ace Slaughter looks determined and ready for war!!!

Shannan Lerch: I have a sneaking feeling, that this match is gonna be off the charts!!

Zach Davis: Why?

Shannan Lerch: In an eight man match, anything's possible!

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Wasn't faded, not jaded, just a kid with a pad and pen
And a big imagination
All this, I seek, I find I push the envelope to the line
Make it, break it
Take it, until I’m overrated

There are three white spotlights rotating around the interior, of the auditorium. Multi-colored lasers flash along the bass, of the song

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station TOUR around the nation leaving the scene in devastation

Ace Slaughter throws his arms into the air. Slaughter, Mini Ace, Keith, and Melissa jump into the air. when they all land, the pyrotechnics, that is surrounding the ramp, explodes with gold pyro.

I can see it in my mind
I can see it in your eyes
It's close enough to touch it now
far away enough to die!

Ace slaughter starts to jump and thrash around, to the music. Mini Ace mimics Slaughter's movements. Keith continues to walk slowly behind Slaughter. Melissa continues to skip around.

What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect
But still you don't hear no cryin' ass bitchin' from me
Like there seems to be on everybody's CD
So just sit back and relax
And let me have your head for a minute
I can show you somethin' in it
That has yet to be preceded, oh yeah!

Ace Slaughter and his crew continue to walk down the aisle. they reach the ring. Mini Ace slides under the bottom rope. Melissa slowly enters the ring, between the middle and top rope, stopping half way, teasing the crowd, with her flirtatious ways. The crowd begin to whistle. Keith stays on the outside of the ring. Slaughter looks around...

Zach Davis: What is Slaughter looking at?

The crowd cheers.

Shannan Lerch: I think this crowd is gonna explode!!

Slaughter jumps up to the ring apron. Melissa walks over to a near by corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Mini Ace also walks to a nearby corner and climbs up to the bottom turnbuckle. Ace grabs the top rope and as he shakes the top rope violently, Melissa shrieks and Mini Ace pounds the middle turnbuckle with his hands, then throws his arms out. The crowd cheers. Melissa and Mini Ace jump down to the mat, as Ace Slaughter enters the ring. All three walk to the center, of the ring. Keith slides into the ring. Slaughter stands in the middle, with Mini Ace kneeling in front of him. Keith stand motionless, listening to his earpiece, as Melissa skips around them.

The crowd roars with cheers!

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station Tour around the nation,
Leavin' the scene in devastation


Why have I clouded up my mind
Why's my mother always right
And will I make it to the end
Or will I crawl away and die

Both Ace Slaughter and Mini Ace pose, as flashes of many cameras flash. Keith just listens to ear piece, Melissa continues to skip and occasionaly flips up her skirt.

Click click boom
click click boom
click click boom
click click boom

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze

Mini Ace, Keith, and Melissa leaves the ring. Ace Slaughter, The Big Dick Superstars, and D-Day waits for their opponents !!!

It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of my head
It's all inside of me
It's comin' over me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside my head!

Music begins to fade out....


Shannan Lerch: It looks like the match will start with D-Day and Alex Jones. Now, usually Alex Jones prefers hardcore style matches.

Zach Davis: This isn't an hardcore match.

Shannan Lerch: This should be an advantage for D-Day.

D-Day and Jones hook up and instantly D-Day hits Alex Jones with a judo-style hip toss. Jones sits there with a stunned look on his face.

Zach Davis: Nice judo hip toss.

D-Day crouches down and begins to stomp his foot. Then another stomp. Then another stomp. The crowd begins to get into it, as they begin to stomp along with D-Day. Alex Jones, not liking what he is hearing, begins to yell at the crowd, yelling SHUT UP!!!

Shannan Lerch: Already, early in the match up, Alex Jones is already frustrated.

The two hook up...

Zach Davis: A deep arm drag by D-Day.

Alex Jones slams both of his hands, down to the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Jones, obviously angered.

Alex Jones stands up. D-Day looks around, as he holds out his hand. Jones walks up, as if he was to shake D-Day's hand...

Zach Davis: Kick to the stomach. Alex Jones, looked as if he was to shake D-Day's hand.

Jones hits D-Day with a forearm shiver to the side of his head. Another kick to the gut and another forearm shiver.

Shannan Lerch: An irish whip to the ropes, D-Day bounces off the ropes.

Zach Davis: Alex Jones dips down to what looks like a back body drop.

D-Day leapfrogs over Alex Jones stops and...

Shannan Lerch: Dropkick by D-Day.

D-Day then drops an elbow onto Alex Jones.

Zach Davis: D-Day drags Jones over to the corner and tags in Chad Evans.

The crowd cheers.

Chad Evans irish whips Jones into the ropes, when Jones bounces off the ropes, he tags in Doc Henry, then slides out of the ring. Doc Henry bounces off the ropes and spears Evans.

Zach Davis: Henry picks up Evans and a thumb in the eye.

Shannan Lerch: A classic move.

Doc Henry picks up Chad Evans and hits him with an neckbreaker.

Shannan Lerch: I think that hurt Chad Evans.

Henry picks up his hurt opponent, kicks him in the stomach and....


Zach Davis: DDT!! DDT!!

Doc Henry drops an elbow before he drags Evans over and tags in...

Zach Davis: Doc Henry tags in his tag team partner...Johnny Reb. They irish-whip Evans to the ropes.

Shannan Lerch: Double dropkick by the tag champions!!

Johnny Reb picks up an exausted Chad Evans.

Zach Davis: Chad has been in the ring, for a while now. Looks like fatigue is setting in.

Reb hits Chad with a couple of forearms, which drops Evans down to one knee.

Shannan Lerch: Johnny Reb runs to a nearby corner. Reb is a bit of a flyer. Anything that this grappler can do off the ropes, Johnny Reb will do.

As Chad Evans tries to stands, dazed and confused, Johnny flies off the ropes with a devastating flying clothesline!!

Zach Davis: Nice flying clothesline! Johnny is going for the pin...

The referee goes in for the count...

Crowd: ONE!!!

Shannan Lerch: I think this is it, for the kid.

Crowd: TWO!!!

Johnny Reb holds the leg of Chad Evans, rocking back and forth.

Zach Davis: I think Chad Evans doesn't have it in him to kick out.

Crowd: THRE-

Zach Davis: Kickout!! Oh my God!! A kickout by Chad Evanss!! Where is he finding the willpower?!?

Johnny Reb, now is showing frustration. Reb picks up Evans. Evans hits Reb with a foot sweep.

Shannan Lerch: This should be a perfect time for a tag.

Zach Davis: What is he doing?

Ched Evans grabs Johnny Reb and nails him with a Implant DDT and runs for the corner.

Shannan Lerch: What is Evans doing, he should be tagging someone else in.

Chad Evans climbs the ropes and flies off the ropes towards a lying Johnny Reb.

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!! Chad Evans just nailed Johnny Reb with a Asai Moonsault!!

Shannan Lerch: Chad Evans is crawling to the corner, but here comes Doc Henry.

Doc Henry grabs the foot of Chad Evans. Evans turns around and kicks off Doc Henry.

Zach Davis: Chad Evans summersaults to his corner and tags in....

Shannan Lerch: Prince Jimmy Dean picks up Johnny Reb and slaps him on the face. Johnny Reb retaliates with a right hand. Dean hits with a forearm and Reb hits with a forearm. Jimmy Dean kicks Johnny Reb, in the stomach with a swift kick, then another and another then....

Zach Davis: A ddt. The Prince picks up Reb and....


Shannan Lerch: A body to body suplex.

Jimmy Dean picks up Johnny and bounces him off the ropes and nails him with a bodyslam. The Prince picks up Johnny Reb...

Zach Davis: Johnny Reb kicks The Prince in the gut and rolls to his corner. Reb tags in Kevin Hardaway.

The crowd cheers as he runs towards The Prince, knocking him down in the process.

Shannan Lerch: Hardaway stomps down onto Jimmy Dean. The former US Champion picks up Jimmy Dean and hits him with a DDT.

As Jimmy Dean tries to sit up, as Kevin Hardaway bounces off the ropes and...

Zach Davis: Kevin Hardaway snaps the neck of Jimmy Dean with a flipover neckbreaker.

Hardaway stomps down onto Prince Jimmy, continuously, then walks over to Slaughter's corner and spats at Ace Slaughter.

Crowd: Ou-u-u-u!!

Ace Slaughter leaves his corner, in anger.

Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh!! I wouldn't of done that!!

Zach Davis: Slaughter already a powder keg of emotions, enters the ring, but the ref has stopped him and is trying to get slaughter back to his corner.

Hardaway grabs Jimmy Dean, holds his legs apart, as Alex Jones climbs the top turnbuckle and flies off with a headbutt to Jimmy Dean's groin. Jones exits the ring, as Hardaway goes for the pin. The referee gets into position.

Crowd: One!!

Crowd: TW-

Zach Davis: A kickout by Jimmy Dean!! Kevin Hardaway picks up Dean and tosses him into the ropes...


Shannan Lerch: Alex Jones holds down the ropes, causing Jimmy Dean to fly over the ringropes and crashing down, ringside.

Hardaway's partners begin to stomp down onto The Prince.

Zach Davis: Oh my God!! Here comes the troops!!

Ace Slaughter, Chad Evans and D-Day come running around the ring and all six begin to fight. Evans grabs Jones and slams his head across the commentary table. Slaughter grabs Doc Henry and throws him into the steel ring barrier. D-Day nails Johnny Reb with a flying clothesline.

Shannan Lerch: All six remaing participants are fighting right in front of us, near the ring.

Kevin Hardaway is smiling in the ring, holding onto the top ring rope. As the grapplers were close enough, Hardaway springboard planchas over and onto the seven others and down right onto the concrete floor.

Zach Davis: Now, all eight are now fighting. The referee is having a real hard time controlling this match. The ref has now instructed everyone to get in their corners or he is gonna call of this match.

Everyone gets in their corners Kevin Hardaway grabs Jimmy Dean and tosses him into the ring...

Shannan Lerch: That wasn't a smart move...

Zach Davis: Exactly. Jimmy Dean was playing possum, as he runs iover to his ring corner and tags in Ace Slaughter!!!


Slaughter begins to punch Hardaway, as Doc Henry comes into the ring and slaughter knocks him down. Johnny Reb runs into the ring and the same results happen. Slaughter knocks him down. Alex Jones runs into the ring and Slaughter kicks him in the gut and gorilla presses him into the air.

Shannan Lerch: Look at the face of Alex Jones. Total fear!!

Zach Davis: But here comes Kevin Hardaway...

Kevin Hardaway chop blocks slaughter right into his right knee.

Shannan Lerch: Hardaway didn't forget about Slaughter's knee. The former US champion begins to stomp onto Slaughter's knee.

Zach Davis: But, look. slaughter grabs Hardaway for a roll-up!!!

The referee gets into position!!!

Crowd: One!

Crowd: Tw-

Shannan Lerch: A kickout by Hardaway and automatically straight for the knee.

Zach Davis: But, Ace knew that and kicks him away.

With one leg working, Slaughter bounces on his one good leg.

Shannan Lerch: Kevin attempts to grab Slaughter...


Zach Davis: ENZIGUIRI!!! Slaughter picks up Hardaway, stands him up. Slaughter hobbles to the ropes, bounces off and hits him with a spinning neckbreaker.

Shannan Lerch: Slaughter begins to punch onto Hardaway. Hardaway seems to try to protect himself, despite slaughter onslaught of pummling punches.

Slaughter picks up Hardaway and....


Zach Davis: Ace just hit Kevin Hardaway with a devastating brainbuster. Ace grabs for Hardaway.

Shannan Lerch: Hardaway slaps the face of Slaughter and moves into position by kicking slaughter in the gut.

Slaughter bends down and Hardaway sets up ace Slaughter...

Zach Davis: Hardaway sets up slaughter fo what looks like...


Shannan Lerch: A spinning sitout powerbomb!!!

Zach Davis: What's this?!?

Shannan Lerch: Hardaway's teammates are distracting the referee, as Doc Henry tosses Hardaway his tag tema title belt!!

Zach Davis: Aw-w-w c'mon, that's a disqualification!!

Shannan Lerch: Not yet!!

Slaughter begins to stand up. Kevin Hardaway pulls back with the belt. He charges Slaughter with it and...


Zach Davis: Ace Slaughter just spits out this blue mist, right into Kevin Hardaway's face.

Hardaway drops the belt. With the ref still being distracted, Slaughter picks up the belt and....


Shannan Lerch: Kevin Hardaway falls down, like a ton of bricks.

Zach Davis: Slaughter tosses out the belt.

Ace Slaughter hobbles to a corner and slowly clibs up.

Shannan Lerch: Oh look out!!! Alex Jones is attempting to grab slaughter's good leg.

Slaughter wobbles, as the entire arena of fans stand up, as the anticipation of Ace Slaughter crashing down onto Jones.

Zach Davis: Slaughter kicks Alex Jones down to the ring. Ace Slaughter points at him..


But Jimmy Dean tags himself into the match before Slaughter can fly off! Dean gets in and starts stomping at Jones, and lifts him up, going for the Baconator!

Zach Davis: Oh what the hell-

And all of a sudden Hector Rodriguez has reappeared! He pulls Slaughter off the turnbuckle, bringing him crashing to the floor below!

Shannan Lerch: Rodriguez again!? Jesus!

The ref is too busy with the action in the ring to notice Slaughter's situation. He and Rodriguez are brawling with one another, hitting each other with rights and lefts, smashing each other into whatever is nearby. They're headed up the ramp.

Zach Davis: Seems like Rodriguez has taken Slaughter out of this match!

And Dean has just tagged in Chad Evans. Evans is in the ring, he picks up Jones and executes the Way of the Dragon!

Shannan Lerch: This could be it!


Reb and Henry are going to try to break it up.


Dean gets in to stop them, Clotheslining them both down!


Zach Davis: There we are! The Royal Family, D-Day, and Slaughter get the win!

Regardless of the match being over, the Royal Family and the New Confederacy are brawling with one another! The other men have cleared the ring.

Shannan Lerch: This is crazy.. we have to go to a commercial.

After the commercial break, the ring has been cleared of wrestlers. Bobby Cairo has rejoined the announce team.

Bobby Cairo: My boy Chad did pretty good, didn't he?

Zach Davis: Indeed he did. But, fans, sorry for that. Anyway, moving on-

..but Kevin Hardaway is still ringside. He slides into the ring.

Shannan Lerch: What does he want?

Bobby Cairo: The same thing every man wants, Shannan. Answers.

Hardaway grabs a mic.

Kevin Hardaway: You know the drill, WCF. Brad Kane.. you have an answer for me yet?

Crickets chirping. The crowd begins to chant "WE WANT BRAD KANE, CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP" but Brad Kane does not emerge.

Kevin Hardaway: Ten is coming up, which means Till Death Do Us Part is coming up too, Brad. I'm warning you... I'm running out of patience.

Hardaway leaves the ring and heads to the back.

Zach Davis: Why won't Kane answer him?

Shannan Lerch: I don't know, but this doesn't look pretty.

Davey Ortega/Greenfever vs Torture/Madd Dogg

''Smooth Criminal'' By Alian Ant Farm hits. Davey Ortega walks out to a mixed reaction. He smiles to it all. He slowly walks to the ring, waving at the fans as he walks up the steel steps of the ring. He enters the ring and holds his hands up. He then waits for his partner.

Zach Davis: Here is the Co-Commissioner of WCF. And next up, his partner...

The lights drop inside the arena as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system.

"Huntin' Humans?
Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.
They all run like scared little rabbits.
Run rabbit run.

As the aggressive drums kick in Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are dripping fresh blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.

Bobby Cairo: This guy makes my former adversary Lawnmower Jones look sane.

The arena goes black and red siren lights fade up slowly as the opening to the song plays. A low growl fills the speakers "It is Dark, and Hell is Hot". The song then goes straight in the chorus, and Dogg comes to the stage. Pulling out his katana, he slams it into the stage and rapid fire golden pyros go from right to left, then back across, before a big explosion. He removes his sword and makes a quick stealthy advance to the ring, sliding in.

Bobby Cairo: This guy makes my former adversary Lawnmower Jones look sane.

Jamais Vu from Dredg hits the speakers, and the crowd begins to boo. Some hardcore Torture fans cheer. Fireworks go off on the stage as the lights go to black and smoke fills the top of the rampway. Torture steps out from the curtain and stands in the middle of the stage. The smoke clears 20 seconds in, and the crowd boo's even harder. The hardcore fans keep cheering. More boos than most though. Torture walks down the ramp smiling yet focused and intent on beating his opponent. He slides into the ring walks to one of the ring posts and taunts to the crowd. He throws one hand into the air, and his other hand points to his waist as if he's always wearing Championship Gold. He backs down off of the ring post and the lights slowly come back on.

Shannan Lerch: And here is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Why he's wrestling on some meaningless tag match is beyond me. He should have tonight off.

The bell sounds. Madd Dogg quickly goes on the attack, tackling down the nearby Davey Ortega. Torture is happy to stand on the apron, and Greenfever waits by the apron as well. Dogg hits Ortega with several punches before getting up and picking Ortega up and throwing him to the ropes. As Ortega comes back, Dogg runs at him and Clotheslines him down. He then starts stomping viciously at the former Slam GM.

Zach Davis: Madd Dogg is one vicious mofo.

Dogg grabs Ortega and puts him in an Ankle Lock, then steps on his head.

Bobby Cairo: He calls that the Trampling Clutch! I wouldn't want to find myself on the receiving end of that move, let me tell you.

Ortega reaches out blindly for the ropes, but he's unable to reach them no matter what he does. But before he can tap out, Greenfever gets into the ring and runs at Madd Dogg, hitting him with a stiff kick right to the head! Dogg releases the hold and drops to the mat. Greenfever isn't done yet, though. He picks Dogg up and does his Trapping Headbutts move! He hits Dogg's head with his over and over!

Shannan Lerch: Ow. Ow, ow, ow.

Eventually Greenfever releases Dogg, who falls to the mat. Greenfever then gets back on the apron. Ortega gets up and tags Greenfever into the match legally.

Zach Davis: Dogg needs to tag in his partner, ASAP.

Greenfever starts biting at Dogg's face, which is of course covered with a mask. Dogg quickly rolls away, avoiding the mask getting seriously damaged. Greenfever runs at him again and this time Dogg catches him with a stiff Spinebuster!

Bobby Cairo: Now is Madd Dogg's chance to get the World Champion involved!

Dogg turns to tag in Torture... but Torture flips him off and drops off the apron. The fans boo as Torture begins walking back up the ramp.

Shannan Lerch: See!? Torture wants a night off, Torture GETS a night off!

Dogg isn't really surprised. He turns back to Greenfever and starts stomping on him.

Zach Davis: So.. is Torture really leaving this match? He's not even going to try?

Bobby Cairo: Some "World Champion."

Dogg picks Greenfever up and kicks him in the gut and Powerbombs him right into the turnbuckle, which connects with Greenfever's spine!

Shannan Lerch: Guess we have a handicapped match now. And by handicapped I mean that after that move I think Greenfever might seriously be handicapped.

Greenfever falls to the mat, clutching his back. Dogg pulls him into the middle of the ring and pins him.



No! Greenfever kicks out!

Zach Davis: How the hell!?

Dogg picks Greenfever up but Greenfever hits an STO out of nowhere!

Bobby Cairo: Great move by the Hardcore Champ!

Greenfever then tags Ortega back into the match. Ortega comes in and runs to the ropes... he hits a Lionsault, which connects beautifully! Into the pin!



Dogg kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: This is an upward climb for Madd Dogg here. I hope he gets his ass handed to him. Hate that guy.

Ortega backs up and he measures Dogg, waiting for him to stand..

Zach Davis: He's setting him up for the Setting Sun! This has got to be it!

Ortega runs and goes for the Spear, but Dogg moves out of the way, causing Ortega to Spear Greenfever by accident! Ortega looks up, shocked at his mistake, but its too late: Dogg is behind him, grabs him, and hits the Dogg Pound!

Bobby Cairo: Put a fork in him, he's done! That's all she wrote, folks! Am I doing my wrestling cliches well, Zachary?

Dogg pins Ortega.




Shannan Lerch: Yup. Dogg has somehow managed to win this match, despite being abandoned by Torture.

Dogg rolls out of the ring, not worrying about getting his arm raised. Greenfever glares at him as he starts getting to his feet after being thrown off the apron by the Setting Sun.

Zach Davis: These two will go one on one at Ten for the Hardcore Title.. this is going to be violent, Shannan.

Dogg disappears to the back.

Alex Jones Segment

WCF cameras rush to the back where Alex Jones is laid out in a pool of blood as Adam Young and Angelica Maryse are sitting on steel chairs over his bloody body. Adam is wiping his hands with a bloody towel laughing.

Adam Young: To be a member you have to show up every week and Alex you just didn't cut the mustard.

Austin Adams and Alyssa Jones walk in with expressions of shock.

Aylssa Jones: What the fuck Adam? You told me you where going to let him go diplomaticly.

AdamYoung: Thats just what this is sugar. You can either get on board or get to fucking stepping bitch.

Alyssa runs off crying as Austin just looks at Adam as Adam just laughs and then kisses Angelica.

Slickie T/Logan vs Creeping Death/Brad Kane

Bobby Cairo: Now, Zach Davis' favorite part of the night. I'll let you say it, Zach.

Zach Davis: Main event time!

Shannan Lerch: And what a star studded match this is. Slickie T and Logan teaming up, I believe this is the first time ever.. to take on Creeping Death and Brad Kane.

Zach Davis: CD and Kane, on the other hand, HAVE teamed up before. They know each other like the back of their respective hands. But they aren't exactly fans of one another.

The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”. He watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he quickly climbs the ring stairs, looking out over the crowd before grabbing the top rope and vaulting over the top of it and into the middle of the ring. After glancing over the crowd with a thin smile on his face, he climbs a turnbuckle and throws his arms out once again to form a “T” before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and back into the middle of the ring as the lights come up once again.

Bobby Cairo: Here is Slickie T, the man that many people, myself included, believe should be the WCF World Champion right now.

A drum beat rolls, it rolls, it rolls, it beats and echoes dying to make the fans ears bleed. Say Anything "Chia-Like, I Shall Grow" BLASTS the speakers, the crowd explodes in unison. Logan pops out from behind the black curtains just as ecstatic as the crowd, jumping in place, clinging the United States championship in his hand, happily soaking in the energy from the audience, and then.. he takes off in a focused march down the ramp way. Taking advantage of the ring steps, Logan climbs up them and enters the ring stepping through the middle rope. Logan climbs the rings turnbuckle, his eyes scanning the audience who anticipate what's next.. he throws both arms up in the air raising the title high, on que, the crowd screams and does so as well. Letting his arms slowly fall to his sides, Logan hops off the turnbuckle and his theme music cuts.

Shannan Lerch: Here's Logan. The son of a bitch that took out my boyfriend Jay Price.

A large red curtain comes down from the roof of the arena, covering the Jumbotron and entrance, coming to a rest on the stage. "Bloodlines" by Dethklok starts, and the lights go out. A spotlight comes on from behind the curtain, projecting a blackened figure standing on a see-through box. After a few seconds, the curtain rises, revealing Creeping Death standing on a glass box with a hoodie on. The "Bloodlines" video is playing on the Jumbotron. He methodically lowers his hood and drops off the box, heading down to the ring. A second spotlights hits the ring as CD approaches. CD simply slides into the ring by the near corner and swings his legs around into a sitting position against the bottom turnbuckle. He peels his hoodie off and drops it to the floor. This is where he sits until the match begins.

Shannan Lerch: God damnit. I just realized it but I hate half the people in this match.

The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "A Victim, A Target" by Misery Signals flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane. Brad Kane appears in the entry way as the crowd cheers seeing him. Brad inhales before he makes his way down the ring. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as he then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.

Zach Davis: And here is our co-commissioner, Brad Kane! I don't think he expected all of this when he signed up for the co-commissioner job, but here we are.

Slickie T and Logan talk things over, and Logan is going to start the match. Creeping Death is starting the match for his team.

Bobby Cairo: Logan and Creeping Death, an epic rivalry if there ever was one. Here we go-

Master of Puppets plays.

Bobby Cairo: ...

Seth Lerch and Davey Ortega step out onto the stage, and everyone knows what is about to happen... because Seth Lerch is wearing a referee's shirt.

Seth Lerch: Hey! Hey Logan!

Logan looks towards the entrance ramp. He sees Seth, and he doesn't look happy.

Seth Lerch: Hey buddy! You know, I really would have thought you learned your lesson. For those of you who don't know, Logan barged in my office earlier this week, yelling about "Torture this, WCF is full of ignorant sheep" that. Trying to stir shit up. And I tried to calm him down, told him Ten was going to go right down the middle, yada yada. I don't have much love lost for Torture at this point either, of course. But congrats, Logan, you got my attention. So tonight I'm going to remind you who the decision maker is. I'm going to remind you who is in charge... ME. Logan, Creeps, and Kane.. all three of you nearly got me to close WCF a few years ago because of your shenanigans involving Torture, and it isn't happening again. Once again, I reiterate, and this is mostly to you, Logan: I OWN YOU, I'm in charge. You are MINE and you will do as I say.

Seth nods towards Ortega, who exits to the back, and Seth heads to the ring. Creeping Death, not too interested in the political BS, rushes Logan, Dropkicking him into a nearby turnbuckle. CD hits him with a flurry of kicks as Seth slides into the ring. The original ref looks confused, and Seth tells him to get out, which he does.

Shannan Lerch: Quite frankly, Seth dislikes everyone in this match. This will be interesting.

After CD's flurry of kicks on Logan, Logan slumps down, sitting against the turnbuckle. CD backs up a few steps, runs at him, and hits a Hesitation style Dropkicks! The crowd oooh's. CD then lifts Logan up and lifts him onto the turnbuckle.

Bobby Cairo: I'd say "Creeping Death is going high risk" or some such, but when you're talking about Creeping Death, I suppose thats a bit redundant.

CD climbs up with Logan, and is about to hit a Hurricanrana, but Logan hits a few punches to Creeping Death's gut. Logan then throws CD down. CD gets back to his feet, but Logan jumps off the top with an Axe Handle Smash, taking CD back down. CD stumbles to his feet and Logan takes him to the corner and starts hitting punches!

Zach Davis: Logan, recovering nicely here.

But instantly, Seth comes in, telling Logan to give Creeping Death a clean break. Logan backs away, cursing at Seth. Seth backs away from Logan, but the distraction gives CD the chance to roll Logan up from behind!



Logan escapes. Both men are to their feet, Creeping Death runs at him and Lariats him down, turning him inside out. CD then, grudgingly, tags in Brad Kane.

Shannan Lerch: Logan, Creeping Death and Brad Kane all competed together at Till Death Do Us Part 2006, almost four years ago. Kane won that match, unifying three World Titles.

Kane comes in and Logan has stumbled up. Kane goes for a kick, but Logan catches it. Kane snaps off a stiff Enziguri!

Bobby Cairo: Between Kane and CD, Logan was smart enough to scout some kicks, but once he caught that one there isn't any way to guard against that Enziguri.

Logan drops to the mat, life gone from his eyes. Kane quickly pins him, and Seth drops to count.



Logan kicks out, but Seth clearly wasn't counting very fast.

Zach Davis: Seth doesn't want Logan to win.. but looks like he doesn't want to help Kane all that much, either.

Bobby Cairo: Well is Torture going to come out here and have Seth declare HIM the winner or something? Seth has to let someone score a pinfall in this match, it can't go on forever.

Kane is too focused to waste his time arguing with Seth. He picks Logan up and hooks him for a Uranage, but Logan elbows him in the head and gets out of it. Kane runs at Logan, but Logan grabs him and executes a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker!

Shannan Lerch: Well, hate to say it, but once again, good job by Logan there.

Logan then dives and tags in Slickie T! The crowd is on their feet!

Zach Davis: With all the history between these other three competitors, we almost forgot about Slickie T!

Slickie Springboards into the ring, taking Kane down with a Clothesline! Kane gets to his feet and Slickie then hits a Snap Suplex! Creeping Death immediately enters the ring to try to turn the tide for his team, and the crowd pops as soon as they realize they're about to see Slickie T and Creeping Death go at it.

Bobby Cairo: This is history in the making, guys. Creeping Death and Slickie T have never been in the ring together before. CD is a WCF legend and Slickie T is the best thing going today.. I don't believe we're giving this away on free TV.

CD comes from behind and hits Guiliano with a series of stiff kicks. Guiliano turns around, yelling in pain with each kick CD lands. Once Guiliano has turned, CD grabs him and lifts him up in a Fireman's Carry.

Shannan Lerch: He's going for a Death Valley Driver!

But Seth Lerch hits a chop block on CD's leg, causing it to buckle and causing CD to fall. Slickie shifts his weight and lands on top of him before rolling off. Seth yells at CD about not being the legal man. Slickie stands back up but Kane is recovered now, Slickie turns and is met with the BK Backfist!

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! Stiff as hell!

Slickie goes down and Kane quickly covers him!



Slickie kicks out!

Bobby Cairo: Um.. again, definitely a bit of a slow count. I don't know if Seth is just bad at being a referee or what.

But Kane once again knows that arguing with Seth is fruitless at this point, and fights on. He picks Slickie up and throws him into the corner and hits a stiff knife edge chop! The crowd whooo's, naturally. He hits another chop. Whooo! But now Seth Lerch is interfering, yelling at Brad to give a clean break.

Shannan Lerch: Come on. Why won't these guys play by the rules?

Brad, annoyed, does give Slickie the break. Slickie stumbles out of the ring and Brad runs at him, going for a Lariat, but Slickie ducks it and then takes Brad down with a Russian Legsweep!

Zach Davis: Never, ever count Slickie T out!

Before Slickie can go on the attack again, Seth starts talking to him. We can't hear what is being said, but it seems like Seth is trying to make some sort of deal or alliance with Guiliano. Seth extends his hand.

Bobby Cairo: What is going on here? Seth trying to make amends with Slickie after everything he pulled leading up to and including One?

Shannan Lerch: Now that Seth is no longer aligned with Torture, perhaps Seth needs a new golden boy to get behind. Maybe Seth is putting all his bets on Allen Guiliano.

But Guiliano isn't having any of it. He laughs directly in Seth's face, and then spits in it. Figuratively, not literally; he tagged in Logan.

Zach Davis: Here comes the Face of Treachery!

Logan gets in the ring and Clotheslines Kane, who had just gotten up, back down. Kane gets up again and Logan goes for a Belly to Belly Suplex before pinning the co-commissioner!


Two .....

Kane kicks out, but it was clear Seth had no intention of giving Logan a three count. Logan can't control his anger anymore; he gets up, kicks Seth in the gut and hits him with the Connector!

Bobby Cairo: I have to admit: I didn't hate seeing that!

But in the time it took Logan to do that, Kane has tagged Creeping Death back into the match. As soon as Logan is up, Creeping Death grabs him from behind and hits a Neckbreaker! Logan gets back up and CD grabs him and executes the Styles Clash into pin attempt!

Shannan Lerch: Haha! No one here to make a count!

However, senior WCF referee Stanley Moser is running down the aisle now. He slides in right as Logan gets out of the Clash.

Zach Davis: Here is Stan Moser. However, we saw him screw Madd Dogg over last week, as per Seth's orders, I'm sure, so...

CD picks Logan up, but Logan low blows CD. The ref allows it. Logan then quickly tags in Slickie, as CD stumbled away and tagged in Kane. Both men run into the ring, run at each other, Slickie goes for a Clothesline but Kane ducks it. He kicks Slickie in the gut and goes for the Love Megan Driver, but Slickie reverses it with a Back Bodydrop! Kane stumbles up and Slickie catches him... and hits the T-Bone!

Bobby Cairo: That's Slickie's move! There is no kicking out of that!

Slickie acts like he's going to pin Kane, but before he does, hits a quick Omerta on Creeping Death, which sends him flying off the apron!

Shannan Lerch: ..And he's not taking any chances!

Slickie then pins Kane, and the Stanley Moser makes the count.




Zach Davis: Slickie T gets the win!

Slickie stands up and raises his arm in the air to a big ovation.

Bobby Cairo: Tonight, Slickie T has shown himself to be the most dangerous of Torture's challengers at Ten. Torture got lucky once... I don't think he'll be getting lucky a second time.

Zach Davis: Fans, we're out of time... see you next week!

Slam fades to black.