Slam Intro
Television Title Match: Prince Jimmy Dean vs Anastasia Petrova
Torture Segment
Manster vs Doc Henry vs Ryan Daniels vs Tank Reaper
Fort Knox/Trent Townsend Segment
Logan vs Machine
Davey Ortega vs Brad Kane
Trent Townsend Segment
Creeping Death vs Trent Townsend
Ace Slaughter/Conviction vs Hector Rodriguez/Fort Knox
Greenfever/Madd Dogg Segment
Chad Evans vs Johnny Reb
Kevin Hardaway Segment
Slickie T vs Mikami

Slam Intro

Kids by MGMT blasts over the speakers of the Baltimore Arena as Slam comes alive! The fans are on their feet cheering and holding up their signs and blocking the view of the people behind them! We go to our two man one woman announce team.

Zach Davis: Welcome to Slam! I'm Zach Davis, once again joined by Bobby Cairo and Shannan Lerch.

Shannan Lerch: I've been here longer, and I'm Seth's sister. Say my name first, before Bobby's.

Bobby Cairo: Sounds like SOMEBODY has that butthurt thing everybody is talking about nowadays.

Zach Davis: Erm.. yeah. Anyway, this is the last show before Ten! Ten is one week away! And we have a bunch of huge singles matches tonight.

Shannan Lerch: We sure do. In our main event, long time rivals Mikami and Slickie T go at it once more.

Bobby Cairo: If you're any of the men competing for Torture's World Title, you have to realize that a loss tonight could mean certain doom for you next Sunday. All four of these men are under a bit of pressure. Torture isn't, of course, because he has the night off for some reason, but hey, whatever.

Zach Davis: Yeah, Bobby, that seems kinda unfair to me too. But back to Slickie T. He had a long feud with Mikami over the United States Title and I'm sure Mikami would love to one-up him here tonight, a week away from his match with Steve Carr.

Shannan Lerch: We have Chad Eva-

Bobby Cairo: MY BOY CHAD EVANS up against Johnny Reb! Johnny Reb is one tough sumbitch, I'll give him that, but I'm a confident man and I have to put all my bets on Chad tonight.

Zach Davis: We have a change to the Ten card to report - Conviction has been added to the US Title match between Slaughter and Rodriguez, making it a Triple Threat, which should be exciting. But tonight the Champ, Slaughter, is teaming with Conviction to take on Rodriguez and Fort Knox.

Bobby Cairo: I heard that Conviction and Knox were talking backstage and wanted a piece of each other, which is why Knox was chosen as Hector's tag team partner. There is unfinished business between Hector and Conviction, this should be a good one.

Shannan Lerch: We have the worst wrestler in the world ever, Creeping Death, getting squashed by Trent Townsend tonight.

Zach Davis: Yeah yeah, you hate CD, blah blah. This should be a good match though. CD is known for his hatred of "n00bs" so.. I wouldn't want to be Trent Townsend.

Bobby Cairo: WCF's two commissioners, Davey Ortega and Brad Kane, go one on one tonight. I'm surprised it isn't for "ULTIMATE CONTROL OF WCF!~!" or something retarded like that.

Shannan Lerch: And like we talked about earlier, keep in mind: the pressure is definitely on for CD and Kane to win tonight, especially after Slickie and Logan got the upper hand last week.

Zach Davis: Speaking of Logan, his singles match this week is up against Machine. What a boost to Machine's career if he could beat Logan one on one here tonight.

Bobby Cairo: We have a clusterfuck match with Manster versus Doc Henry versus Ryan Daniels versus Tank Reaper.

Shannan Lerch: I don't think that is the actual name for the match- ah nevermind.

Zach Davis: And in our opener, the beautiful Anastasia Petrova defends against the demented Jimmy Dean!

Prince Jimmy Dean vs Anastasia Petrova

Zach Davis: It’s time now for our WCF Television Title bout as the breathtaking Anastasia Petrova defends her belt against the indescribable Prince Jimmy Dean.

Bobby Cairo: I’m torn apart over this match-up, Zach. I love Anastasia Petrova, she’s a goddess to straight men and an icon to gay men. How can anyone hate her?

Shannan Lerch: I hate her, she’s always shaking her ass and flaunting her breasts. It’s disgraceful conduct for a champion!

Bobby Cairo: I’m sorry that you feel that way, Shannan. She’s really a lovely young lady when you get to know her.

Shannan Lerch: I don’t want to get to know her, I want her dead!

Bobby Cairo: That’s pretty harsh, Shannan. I don’t want to get in the middle of a catfight here… or do I?

Shannan Lerch: I’ll turn your lights out if you get in my way, Cairo!

Bobby Cairo: Wow! This kitten has claws!

Zach Davis: Bobby, Shannan, please calm yourselves. Let’s discuss this match as civilized adults.

Bobby Cairo: As I was saying Anastasia is great, but then we have Prince Jimmy Dean. As we know Prince Jimmy has been teaming with my boy Chad Evans as of late. I’ve become well acquainted with His Royal Majesty over the past few weeks and I’ve discovered that he’s a real professional, a real jam up guy. Jimmy takes pride in his craft and tonight is a chance for him to finally break through and get his first taste of gold in WCF.

Zach Davis: On the flip side Anastasia has been on fire since recapturing the Television Title from Jay Price last month. She’s defeated the likes of Façade, Machine and Tank Reaper in singles competition, and let’s not forget about her great title defense in that five-way match at One when she defeated Anthrax, Zoey Marilou, D-Day, whom she’s currently scheduled to defend her title against at Ten, and her opponent tonight Prince Jimmy Dean.

Bobby Cairo: She also defeated me in a game of Scrabble before the show tonight.

Zach Davis: Is that so?

Bobby Cairo: You bet your ass. Anastasia is a brilliant young woman and a cunning linguist. Admittedly I was a bit distracted by her ample, uh… considerable…

Shannan Lerch: Tits?

Zach Davis: Shannan! This is a family show. Let’s keep things politically correct. You’re alluding to Anastasia’s snack trays, Bobby?

Bobby Cairo: Yes, “snack trays” that’s the word I was looking for. Thank you! I take nothing away from Anastasia’s performance, even though her bazookas did distract me from the task at hand. She’s a phenomenal young talent and I would love to put her to work.

The lights go and Jerry "The King" beginnings of the music of Lawler that play. A single shines of the projector in a passageway and the empty Prince Force with crowbar to Dean is removed majestically in a golden car for two white horses. The multitude is silent in the admiration in the grandeur of the entrance.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCF Television Championship! Introducing first from Papua New Guinea, he weighed in at two-hundred and ten pounds for tonight’s bout, here is His Royal Majesty Priinnccceee Jiiimmmyyy Deeeeaaaannnnn!!!!!!

The prince Jimmy Dean is thrown around the ring while the multitude looks in silence on its car in the admiration. The leaves slowly of the carriage and elegantly walks in the ring and backups in the center as the alone shines of projector in it. The light goes and he expects his adversary to be approached.

Bobby Cairo: Jimmy’s entrance is truly mesmerizing! It can’t even be described. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen it in person.

Zach Davis: It is breathtaking, isn’t it?

Shannan Lerch: Ewww…wipe the drool from your mouth, Zach.

Na Rasputye by Kipelov plays and the lights turn red as Anastasia Petrova prances about the stage.

Kyle Steel: His opponent from St. Petersburg, Russia, she weighed in at two-hundred and fifteen pounds for this match, she is the reigning WCF Television Champion, here is Aannaassstttaaasssiiaaa Peettrrrooovvvaaa!!!!!!!

She goes to the ring and says hi to the fans and blows them kisses while shaking her booty!

Zach Davis: Look at that booty go, yeah baby!!

Shannan Lerch: Ewww...what’s that stain spreading across the crotch of your pants, Zach?

Bobby Cairo: It looks like somebody couldn’t control himself. I guess it’s been a while, eh Zachy?

The crowd starts a raucous “Ana!” chant as Petrova and Dean receive their final instructions from referee Slappy Johnson before the match.

Bobby Cairo: Are they chanting “Anal”?

Zach Davis: No! They’re chanting “Ana” short for “Anastasia”. Get your mind out of the gutter, Bobby!

Bobby Cairo: Look who’s talking…Mr. Self-Serve.

Ding-a-ling-ling! There’s the bell and the match has officially started. Anastasia displays her acute boxing skill early as she floors Prince Jimmy with a combination of punches. Jimmy’s head is rocked back like a car accident victim as Anastasia unloads. Ana knocks Jimmy to the mat with an overhand shot that connects on the bridge of his nose.

Zach Davis: Down goes Dean! Down goes Dean! Petrova makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Dean with a strong kickout before the three.

Bobby Cairo: Petrova has really improved her striking since her arrival in WCF. During her earlier matches she appeared to be more of a barroom brawler, but now she’s displaying a high level of technical skill and precision.

Shannan Lerch: Are you surprised because she’s a woman? You don’t think we can fight?

Bobby Cairo: I didn’t say I was surprised, and anyway I think it’s great that more women are learning self-defense. It’s a beautiful thing to see a woman kicking ass.

Shannan Lerch: Pervert.

Petrova assaults Dean with an onslaught of Mark Coleman-style headbutts in the corner of the ring, before lifting him up and setting him on the top rope.

Zach Davis: Anastasia is going up! I wonder what she’s planning.

Bobby Cairo: I’m going to say superplex.

Zach Davis: You always say superplex.

Bobby Cairo: There’s only so many moves that a person can perform with their opponent seated on the top rope, Zach. Statistics show that the superplex is the most likely--

Shannan Lerch: Anastasia with a beautiful Hurricanrana on Prince Jimmy!

Bobby Cairo: Well that’s the second most popular choice.

Anastasia covers Jimmy after the beautiful Hurricanrana.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Prince Jimmy kicks out. Anastasia whips Jimmy into the ropes. Jimmy rebounds off the ropes and Petrova leaps up for a Frankensteiner, but Jimmy catches her and counters with a sitout powerbomb.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Zach Davis: Petrova kicks out! We almost had a new Television Champion and what an upset that would have been!

Bobby Cairo: Jimmy had that move well scouted. I think Anastasia went to the well once too often with those Hurricanrana/Frankensteiner type maneuvers.

Shannan Lerch: I think she just likes wrapping her legs around men’s heads and shoving her pus--“

Zach Davis: Chokeslam by Prince Jimmy! What a move! Jimmy Dean makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Anastasia refuses to be defeated and she kicks out with authority. Jimmy shoots Anastasia into the ropes and telegraphs a back bodydrop. Anastasia stops short and counters with a Snap DDT. She makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



The Prince musters his equilibrium and kicks out, also refusing to be defeated. Anastasia shoots off the ropes and drops a long, shapely leg across Jimmy’s throat. She makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Zach Davis: Both wrestlers have been aggressive in trying to put this match away.

Bobby Cairo: There’s no point in spending any more time in the ring than you have to. The sooner you can defeat your opponent the better. Let’s not forget that you make your opponent expend energy each time you cover them and force them to kick out.

Zach Davis: Good point, Bobby.

Shannan Lerch: Anastasia just bitch slapped Prince Jimmy and I don’t think the Prince liked it!

Anastasia has awakened the beast within Prince Jimmy Dean. The Prince damn near spears Anastasia out of her boots and unleashes a flurry of grounded punches on his buxom foe. The crowd boos Prince Jimmy’s audacious show of misogyny but he doesn’t care about them.

Bobby Cairo: I think that Anastasia made a mistake when she slapped Jimmy. It’s one thing to kick him or DDT him, but you don’t slap a grown man. That’s an affront to his masculinity.

Jimmy whips Anastasia into the ropes, waits for her to rebound, scoops her up and hits a nasty-looking powerslam. Jimmy makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Anastasia kicks out with a grimace on her face.

Zach Davis: I have to be honest, Bobby and Shannan. Prince Jimmy is proving to be a tougher challenge for Anastasia’s Television Championship than I thought he would be.

Bobby Cairo: Jimmy’s newfound alliance with Chad Evans has lit a fire under his ass. Chad has instilled Jimmy with the confidence and aggressiveness that he’s been lacking. Jimmy has always possessed the talent to be successful.

Zach Davis: I agree with you, Bobby. He’s a very talented young man.

Bobby Cairo: Exceptionally talented, but now he’s finally approaching his matches with the correct mindset. Prince Jimmy Dean believes that he can beat any opponent on any given night.

Shannan Lerch: Anastasia rolls Jimmy up from behind while Jimmy is posing for the fans!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Zach Davis: Prince Jimmy kicks out just before three!

Bobby Cairo: That’s the kind of mental lapse that Jimmy cannot afford if he wants to defeat Anastasia.

Zach Davis: He was overconfident that time.

Bobby Cairo: That is a consequence of hanging out with my boy Chad.

Jimmy tries to clothesline Anastasia but she ducks and trips Jimmy with a drop toe hold that straddles him throat-first across the middle rope. Anastasia sees an opening. She gets a head start and hits Jimmy with the 619. The crowd pops big time. Petrova makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Zach Davis: Jimmy kicked out! I thought it was over!

Bobby Cairo: Jimmy is a tough man to finish. He has a high threshold for pain and he’s determined to make the most of this opportunity. He wants the WCF Television Title so bad he can taste it.

Shannan Lerch: Low blow by Prince Jimmy but Anastasia shakes it off! She doesn’t have testicles, you idiot!

Jimmy is stunned by Anastasia’s no sell of his lowblow. Anastasia returns the favor by kicking Jimmy square in his balls as the crowd “Oof’s!”. Prince Jimmy grabs his nuts and drops to the ground in a heap. Anastasia glares at the ref. Ol’ Slappy doesn’t dare say a word to her.

Shannan Lerch: Blatant cheating by Miss Tits.

Zach Davis: Turnabout is fairplay as they say. Still…ouch.

Bobby Cairo: I have never envied a man more than I envy Prince Jimmy Dean right now. Well there was that one fellow who works at Lady Foot Locker…

Zach Davis: You are…weird, Bobby.

Bobby Cairo: Hey, I never got kicked in the balls without paying for it. I’m always looking to save a few bucks if I can.

Jimmy gropes his manhood on the canvas while Anastasia stands and taunts him, waiting for him to get up. The fans cheer as they sense that Petrova is setting up for something special. Jimmy stumbles to his feet and Anastasia immediately pounces.

Zach Davis: Rasputin! Prince Jimmy is out cold! Anastasia covers him!




Zach Davis: Anastasia wins the match! She defeats Prince Jimmy! Anastasia Petrova successfully defends the WCF Television Title once again!

Bobby Cairo: Anastasia has proven that she’s one of the finest Television Champions that this company has ever seen. I’ve held that title and I can tell you that it’s not easy defending it week after week but Anastasia has met the challenge by defeating all comers. She’ll have another tough challenge next week at Ten when she defends her title against D-Day. Prince Jimmy had a strong showing in defeat. He shouldn’t be discouraged at all by this loss. There were a lot of positives in his performance tonight. He just needs to stay focused and make sure that he’s ready to challenge the New Confederacy for their tag team titles next week along with his partner Chad Evans.

Shannan Lerch: Guys, I’m not the biggest Anastasia Petrova fan in the world…

Zach Davis: The hell you say!

Shannan Lerch: No, it’s true. But I have to admit that she’s been awfully impressive of late. It’s pretty cool that a woman is able to compete in a male dominated sport and beat the men at their own game. Who knows, maybe I could even grow to like Anastasia?

"Na Rasputye" plays as the referee hands the WCF Television Title to Anastasia and raises her hand in victory. She celebrates by blowing kisses to her raucous fans in the crowd, all the while shaking her voluptuous booty.

Shannan Lerch: Ugh… nevermind.

Torture Segment

Zach Davis: We have some footage recorded earlier in the week.. that has major implications for our World Champion and one of the challengers for his Title. Fans, you better take a look.

We open up witt Torture and Drew.

Torture: Simple, I get CoolWear Inc. back by paying off the board of directors.

Drew: Hmf.

Torture: They need someone at the helm and contracts state that the attendance record has to be nearly flawless and a little birdie in my ear whispered to me he's been absent for nearly twenty days. Twelve of them were over Christmas break! That's a big no-no in the merchandise industry.

Drew: True, true. So how did you get a meeting with the board of directors in your own building?

Torture: Money. Money makes this world go 'round.

Drew: Well good luck. I'll stay out here.

Torture: Good call.

Torture walks into his office and shakes hands with the board of directors of CoolWear Inc. The scene fades out and fades back in.

Drew: Over two hours. What the hell man?

Torture: Don't worry Drew, everything got taken care of.

Drew: What's the verdict?

Torture: Slickie's out, and Torture's back in at CoolWear Inc.

Drew: Oh yeah?

Torture: Yup. Just one loose end..

Drew: What's that?

Torture: I get to fire Slickie T from CoolWear Inc.

The scene fades out. We go back to the announcers.

Shannan Lerch: Torture is going to... FIRE Slickie T?

Bobby Cairo: Well, you know what they say. If you can't beat 'em.. fire 'em.

Zach Davis: No one says that, Bobby.

Bobby Cairo: I just did!

Manster vs Doc Henry vs Ryan Daniels vs Tank Reaper

"The Pursuit of Vikings" by Amon Amarth hits and Manster walks out from the back accompanied by Angelica Maryse. The two walk to the ring and Manster slides in as the crowd boos."The Pursuit of Vikings" by Amon Amarth hits and Manster walks out from the back accompanied by Angelica Maryse. The two walk to the ring and Manster slides in as the crowd boos.

Bobby Cairo: Part man, part monster. He can only be... MANSTER!

Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits, and Doc Henry walks out from the back. The fans boo as he walks to the ring before rolling in and standing in his corner.

Zach Davis: One half of the Tag Team Champions, here is Doc Henry.

Voice: Welcome to Hollywood, may all your dreams come true

The suspenceful tone of the intro plays as the violins set the lets to flicker red.


Guitars hits and the crowd is on their feet and pyro rains down on the entrance ramp and Ryan Daniels emerges from the back with a random T-shirt on he stands underneath the pyro, his head bowed as the intro continues to play. After it finishes the pyro stops and Ryan walks down the ramp

This is a wake up call
To all who their eyes
This is our hope,
Hopeless beaten strife

HE stops at the middle and starts to hop up and down, getting himself hyped up and ready for his match.

You kill the messenger not to hear it
It doesn't mean it never happened
It doesn't mean it never happened

He runs up the ring steps and slingshots into the ring. HE runs up the turnbuckles and stop, one foot on the top buckle and the other on the second he points out tot he crowd, mouthing the chorus to the song.

"This is our mission
statement to go show the world
We must survive"

HE hops off the turnbuckle and removes his shirt as the music starts to fade out.

Shannan Lerch: Ryan Daniels was lucky to escape with his job last week, that's for sure.

Fireworks explode on the ramp, and everyone quickly turns their attention to it. Sympathy by Non Divine plays very loudly and WCF fans hate him. Tank Reaper walks slowly out on the stage putting both arms in the air ala Stone Cold Steve Austin. The crowd again boos and disgraces Tanks name in the holy worlds of hell. Tank does not care about the fans any longer. He hates them. Tank reaches the ring, where he pulls himself up onto the apron, and then steps his seven foot body over the ropes. Flashbulbs light from every which direction for the simple fact that Tank is one hell of an athlete to look at. Tank taunts one more time in the center of the ring for good measure. Fireworks explode off the ring posts and Tank's music stops.

Bobby Cairo: And here is that mountain of a man, the biggest freak I know.. Tank Reaper.

The bell sounds. Tank runs at Doc Henry and starts hitting him with kicks, and Manster runs at Ryan Daniels and Clotheslines him down. Daniels stumbles to his feet and Manster kicks him in the gut and Powerbombs him to the mat!

Zach Davis: What a powerhouse!

Manster quickly pins Daniels.



No! Daniels kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: If Daniels is good at one thing, it is surviving.

Meanwhile, Tank has Henry in the corner and he's kicking at him repeatedly, stomping mudholes. Tank picks Henry up.. and Henry thumbs him in the eye! Tank stumbles back and Henry quickly runs at him and goes for a Cross Bodyblock as Tank turns around, but Tank catches him.

Bobby Cairo: Uh oh. Henry's caught in the rippling muscles of Tank Reaper.

Tank hits a Fallaway Slam, tossing Doc Henry right out of the ring! The crowd oooh's. Meanwhile Manster has just thrown Daniels out of the ring also, leaving only Manster and Tank inside.

Zach Davis: Uh oh.. what a standoff!

Manster and Tank Reaper turn and walk towards each other, each trying their best to look as badass and intimidating as possible. They stand there, looking tough, for several moments... before they start hitting each other with lefts and rights and lefts and rights! The crowd is on their feet! Tank throws Manster to the ropes and goes for a Clothesline, but Manster doesn't go down! He looks at Tank and screams, wanting more! Tank runs to the ropes himself, goes for a Shoulder Block but Manster only staggers back! Manster explodes, trying to Spear Tank down, but Tank doesn't budge!

Shannan Lerch: These two huge men seem to be at a stalemate!

And all of a sudden Doc Henry is back in the ring and he rolls Manster up from behind!



No, Tank quickly stomps Henry off. But Daniels is back in the ring now and runs at Tank and Chop Blocks his leg, causing Tank to fall to one knee. Daniels then runs at him and hits a Backcracker!

Bobby Cairo: Sometimes size doesn't matter, guys. Except in the bedroom. Size ALWAYS matters there. Sorry, Zach.

Zach Davis: Erm.. but.. yeah, you're right. Tank and Manster did power versus power and didn't get anywhere, but Henry and Daniels used their brains to get the big men down.

Henry has just picked Manster up half way and hit him with the Pedigree! Henry pins him!



No! Daniels breaks it up! Daniels picks Henry up and throws him out of the ring. He then picks up Manster, but Tank is back up and runs at both of them and smashes them against a turnbuckle!

Shannan Lerch: OOF!

He then hits his Bone Crusher combination on Manster! He pins him!




Bobby Cairo: Tank gets the win!

Zach Davis: I thought this match was Doc Henry's, for sure, but when he got thrown out of the ring the last time it looked like he tweaked his knee and he wasn't able to get back in the ring to break up the pinfall in time.

Manster and Daniels both roll out of the ring. Tank demands a microphone and stands in the middle of the ring.

Tank Reaper: Ahem so at Ten I'm making an open challenge to Chris Avery! I have a strong indication that he's in this building tonight! So IF YOU'RE LISTENING -

Zach Davis: OH YEAH!

Lights go out. Flash bulbs are everywhere.

Bobby Cairo: Like something out of a comic book it's the strange occurrence of lights going out and the rare appearance of Chris Avery.

Shannan Lerch: Or whom we assume is Avery..

Lights come back on. Tank is still standing in the same place but rather than just standing, Tank is in some what of a fighting stance just in case. Tank goes to say something but notices a piece of paper on the ring under neath his feet.

Zach Davis: What is that?

Shannan Lerch: Looks like a contract!

Tank picks it up and reads it.

Tank Reaper: Says here "Dear Tank. I will see you at Ten and you will pay. You will pay."

Zach Davis: But..

Tank Reaper: "Signed Chris Avery"


Tank drops the microphone as his music hits and the crowd cheers for the Avery return at Ten.

Shannan Lerch: How exciting! We get Chris Avery back at Ten against Tank! We know the story! Now we get to see the final chapter!

Bobby Cairo: Ten is shaping up to be a fantastic pay per view full of matches!

Zach Davis: Tonight's Slam is only getting better and be sure to check us out on pay per view on January 31st! Ten, wow. It's big! Tank vs Chris! YES!

Fort Knox/Trent Townsend Segment

The scene opens up with Trent and Torrie carrying their bags and stopping in front of Trents locker room. Torrie the gets the key out and unlocks the door. As she walks in she screams from shock. Standing in the middle of the room is Fort Knox, in wrestling gear, with his arms crossed and a smile on his face. Trent pushes Torrie behind her and gets in Knox’s face.*

Trent Townsend: How the hell did you get in here? No, let me guess. You payed off a security guard to let you in here right/

Fort Knox: I just picked the lock. I don’t always have to pay people off to get what I want.

Trent Townsend: Whatever. What do you want?

Fort Knox: I thought I would come to you like a man and ask you for a rematch.

Torrie: Why, so you can lose again?

Trent and Torrie both laugh.

Trent Townsend: Face it Knox I beat you and now it’s time to move on. Now get out.

Knox has a pissed off look on his face and his starts to walk out. He then stops and then to Trent.

Fort Knox: This isn’t over between us. Not by along shot.

Trent Townsend: It was over the minute you signed to face me.

The pair laugh again. As Knox leaves the room and the door slams behind him. You can hear the pair making fun of Knox as the camera zooms in on his face as he gets madder and madder. When all of a sudden he gets a calm look on his face. He turns smiles and turns to the camera.

Fort Knox: Oh well. I guess it’s time for plan B.

Knox then walks out of the camera shot.

Logan vs Machine

Kyle Steel: The following match is set for one fall.

"Diary of Jane" by Breaking Benjamin begins to play.

If I had to
I would put myself right beside you
So let me ask
Would you like that?
Would you like that?

Blue smoke fills the arena. Blue lights, barely revealing anything, in the darkness, flicker on. A few dimmed white lights hit the stage.

And I don't mind
If you say this love is the last time
So now I'll ask
Do you like that?
Do you like that?


There, you see Machine, standing with his black and blue trench coat.

Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be

Kyle Steel: Introducing first from Parts Unknown....Machine.

Machine stands at the top of the ramp. Machine finally starts his descend, down the ramp. Machine makes his way to the ring. Machine gets into the ring, he begins to taunt the crowd.

Try to find out what makes you tick
As I lie down
Sore and sick
Do you like that?
Do you like that?

Pyrotechnics sets off, as a circle of fire, surrounds the ring, momentarily.

theres a fine line between love and hate
and i don't mind
Just let me say that I like that
I like that

Music fades.

Kyle Steel: And introducing his opponent....

A drum beat rolls, it rolls, it rolls, it beats and echoes dying to make the fans ears bleed. Say Anything "Chia-Like, I Shall Grow" BLASTS the speakers, the crowd explodes in unison...but Logan doesn't come out.

Bobby Cairo: What the hell?

Zach Davis: Where is he?

Shannan Lerch: I don't know maybe-

From out of nowhere Logan hops over the barricade and slides into the ring behind Machine. He gets up and charges at him with a clothesline. Machine doesn't get knocked down but does stumble forward. Logan then drops down and rolls him up from behind.




Logan gets back up and rolls out of the ring, leaving behind a very pissed off Machine and a crowd in disbelief.

Bobby Cairo: Did that shit really just happen?

Zach Davis: Logan just stole the win!

Logan smiles and laughs to himself as he backs up the entryway, heading to the back. In the ring, Machine kicks the ropes out of frustration before leaving as well.

Shannan Lerch: Well, Logan has a shot one week away at Torture's World Title... and he's going into it with a win under his belt.

Davey Ortega vs Brad Kane

After a few quick commercials the cameras cut back to a shot of the announcers table.

Zach Davis: Well we've had a heck of a show so far.

Shannan Lerch: That we have Zach. And up next we have a match sure to keep the excitement going.

Bobby Cairo: You got that right.

The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "A Victim, A Target" by Misery Signals flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane. Brad Kane appears in the entry way as the crowd cheers seeing him. Brad inhales before he makes his way down the ring.

Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring from Boston, Massachusetts, he is your WCF Co-Commissioner, Brad Kane.

The crowd pops slightly for the co-commissioner. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as he then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.

Kyle Steel: And introducing his opponent...

''Smooth Criminal'' By Alien Ant Farm hits. Davey Ortega walks out to a mixed reaction. He smiles to it all.

Kyle Steel: From Las Vegas, Nevada, the WCF Co-Commissioner Davey Ortega.

He slowly walks to the ring, waving at the fans as he walks up the steel steps of the ring. He enters the ring and holds his hands up.

Bobby Cairo: This should be interesting.

Kane takes the action to Ortega as soon as the bell rings, tackling him to the mat. Brad gets up and begins stomping away at Ortega, who grabs hold of the bottom rope. The referee steps in between them and has to push Brad off him to break it up. Kane backs off with his hands raised as Davey gets to his feet. As soon as he's up Brad rushes him. Ortega sees him coming at the last second and counters with a back body drop, sending him over the top rope. Kane is able to grab hold of the rope and lands on the apron behind Ortega. Davey turns around and Kane hits him with an elbow before dropping him throat first onto the top rope.

Zach Davis: Oh that had to hurt.

Ortega drops to the mat clutching his throat as Brad measures him up from the apron.

Bobby Cairo: What's he thinking here?

Brad goes for the springboard splash and Davey rolls off to the side as Kane crashes to the mat. Ortega grabs hold of one of Brad's legs and goes for the pin.


And Kane kicks out before the 1 count. Both men get to their feet and lock up with Kane gaining control using his slight size advantage. He puts Ortega in a side headlock and cranks his neck while slowly adding more and more pressure. Davey thrashes about throwing punches and elbows in every direction, most missing by a mile. Kane cranks his neck one last time before delivering a punch to the face. Ortega stumbles back and Kane charges him...but Davey counters it with an armdrag. Brad gets back to his feet and Davey hits him with another armdrag. Brad gets up one more time and this time Ortega whips him into the ropes. He hits them and comes back as Ortega takes him down with a drop toe hold.

Zach Davis: Where did this offense by Davey Ortega come from?

Bobby Cairo: Maybe he got tired of letting Brad kick his ass.

Ortega patiently waits as he watches Kane getting to his feet. As soon as he's up, Ortega nails him with a kick to the gut before pulling him in for a suplex. He lifts him up but Kane is able to shift his weight and lands behind him. He grabs hold and locks him in a half nelson hold before picking him up and dropping him across the knee for the backbreaker. Ortega rolls on the mat and Kane is quick to fall on top of him for the pin attempt.




And Ortega kicks out before the three count. Brad gets up and cracks his knuckles as he waits for Ortega to get to his feet.

Zach Davis: I think he's going for that BK Backfist. If he hits it this match may be over.

Ortega finally gets up and Kane steps forward, spinning with the backfist. Ortega ducks it and grabs him by the back of the head before dropping him with a reverse neckbreaker. Ortega now with the pin attempt.



And Kane kicks out before the three count. Ortega gets up and heads over to the corner, crouching down in anticipation. Kane is slow to get to his feet as Davey waits. Kane is finally up and he turns around as Ortega takes off looking for the Setting Sun . Brad sidesteps at the last second as Ortega crashes into the corner shoulder first. Kane pulls him out of the corner and away from the ropes before grabbing him from behind. He sets him up for the Impending Doom...

Shannan Lerch: Impending Doom! This could do it.

And he hits it! He then pins Ortega!




Bobby Cairo: Aanndd that's all she wrote folks!

Brad Kane stands up and gets his arm raised by the ref. He then grabs a microphone from Kyle Steel.

Zach Davis: Uh oh. What does our co-commissioner have to say?

Brad Kane: Hey.. Davey! And hey Seth! Funny story. No one noticed, but I was smart enough to make this a "Winner gets to be the sole commissioner of WCF" match! Sorry Ortega!

Kane drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, heading to the back.

Shannan Lerch: What! Can he do that!?

Bobby Cairo: He just did, Shannan! Brad Kane is once again WCF's one and only commissioner.

Zach Davis: Seth isn't going to be happy.

Trent Townsend Segment

The camera finds Trent Townsend on the outside of the arena, signing some autographs for fans when suddenly a fan walks up to him and spits on him.

Trent Townsend: What the hell?

Fan: Face it Townsend, you're nothing but a drug addict.

Trent Townsend: Fuck off. You only wish you could do what I do.

Fan: You hang around with whores and you're a drug addict.

Trent Townsend: You don't know anything about me. So you best step off bitch before I kick your ass myself.

Fan: Ohh, I'm so scared.

Trent starts to lift his hand to punch the guy but Torrie grabs him.

Torrie: No, don't. Come on let's just go. It's not worth getting in trouble.

Trent Townsend: But Torrie...

Torrie: I know, I know, but let's just go.

Trent sighs and drops his hand. He allows Torrie to pull him away.

Trent Townsend: You got lucky this time.

Trent and Torrie leave as we go back to the arena.

Creeping Death vs Trent Townsend

A large red curtain comes down from the roof of the arena, covering the Jumbotron and entrance, coming to a rest on the stage. "Bloodlines" by Dethklok starts, and the lights go out. A spotlight comes on from behind the curtain, projecting a blackened figure standing on a see-through box. After a few seconds, the curtain rises, revealing Creeping Death standing on a glass box with a hoodie on. The "Bloodlines" video is playing on the Jumbotron. He methodically lowers his hood and drops off the box, heading down to the ring. A second spotlights hits the ring as CD approaches. CD simply slides into the ring by the near corner and swings his legs around into a sitting position against the bottom turnbuckle. He peels his hoodie off and drops it to the floor. This is where he sits until the match begins.

Zach Davis: Here he is folks, Creeping Death. Taking on new comer Trent Townsend who is set to make his way to the ring right now.

Shannan Lerch: This is going to be an interesting match up.

The lights go completely black except for a red light coming from the entrance as Junkie by Ozzy Osbourne plays. Trent steps onto the ramp raising both arms and taunting the crowd. He slowly walks down the ramp rolling under the bottom rope taking the right turn buckle first and then the left one. He jumps in the middle of the ring taking off his jacket and ready for action.

Bobby Cairo: I like this Townsend guy, but I've been in the ring with Creeping Death. This won't be an easy match tonight for either man.

Creeping Death gets to his feet and the two circle each other for a few seconds, sizing each other up before locking up. Death pushes Townsend to the corner and the ref calls for a clean break but it is not a clean break as he gives Townsend a hard forearm across the chest.

Zach Davis: Creeping Death is ready for action tonight.

Death grabs Townsend by the hair and pulls him to the middle of the ring. He gives Townsend a neck breaker and makes a quick cover.


Shannan Lerch: Townsend kicked out of that one quickly.

Townsend gets to his feet and kicks Death in the gut. He follows up with a headlock takedown. Creeping Death gets to his feet and pushes Townsend into the rope and follows up with a clothesline.

Bobby Cairo: Beautiful clothesline by Death.

Death pulls Townsend up and follows up with some Hesitation style Dropkicks. Townsend falls to the ground but he is not allowed to rest long as Death pulls him back up and giving him hard right hands. Suddenly, Townsend starts blocking the right hands and gives Death some right hands of his own. Townsend pushes Death into the corner and then gives him a foot to the face. The ref pulls them apart.

Shannan Lerch: Looks like Townsend is making a bit of an offense.

Townsend gives Death a body slam and goes for the cover.



No kick out by Death!

Zach Davis: That was a close one!

Townsend gets to his feet and knees Death to the face and then gives him a ddt. He makes the cover again.



No kick out again by Death!

Bobby Cairo: Two times Townsend has tried to cover with no success. He's learning just how difficult it is to keep CD down.

Townsend pushes Death to the center of the ring and gives him a few more hard right hands. He then goes to the top rope ready to give the shooting star press.

Shannan Lerch: This has gotta be it!

Townsend flies off the top and hits the move, but CD rolls out of the way in the nick of time! The crowd roars as CD gets to his feet, Townsend turns around and stumbles into him, CD kicks him in the gut and hits a Styles Clash into the pinfall!

Zach Davis: This could be it!



No! Townsend kicks out!

Bobby Cairo: We've seen Kurt Angle kick out of that move like thirty times in one match. It isn't a very good finisher nowadays it seems like!

CD picks Townsend up, but Townsend rakes CD in the eyes at an angle where the referee couldn't see. CD stumbles away and Townsend quickly spins him around and DDTs him back down to the mat! Trent pins him again.



NO! Creeping Death gets the shoulder up!

Shannan Lerch: DAMNIT.

Zach Davis: Great match thus far.

But Townsend isn't done. He quickly jumps to the top rope.. and once again flies off with the Shooting Star Press!

Bobby Cairo: AND HE HITS IT! Beautiful move, couldn't have done it better myself! Into the pin!




Zach Davis: No! Creeping Death's leg is on the rope!

Indeed, the ref stops himself an inch away from the mat once he notices that CD's leg is on the rope. This time Townsend is pissed. He starts kicking at CD mercilessly.

Shannan Lerch: Townsend is wondering what in the world he has to do to beat someone like Creeping Death. I hope he figures it out.

Trent Townsend has his back turned, and FORT KNOX runs up to the ring with a chair and stands behind him. When Trent turns around Knox throws the chair at his face and does the Van Daminator!

Bobby Cairo: Sneak attack!

The ref quickly rings for the bell.

Zach Davis: Well, Trent Townsend is the official winner of this match, by disqualification. But what is Fort Knox doing here!?

Shannan Lerch: I think that is pretty clear!

Creeping Death is starting to get up, but he sees Trent at Knox going at it. Not having any personal interest in the fight he decides to roll out and head to the back. As Trent slowly gets up Knox hits him in the head with the chair. Then pulls him in the middle of the ring and puts the chair on top of Trent. Knox then jumps to the top rope and does the Shooting Knox Press onto Trent and the chair. After holding his stomach for awhile Knox grabs a mic. And get in Trents face.

Fort Knox: Trent I told you it wasn’t over between us. Not till I say it’s over. Now my challenge is still open if YOU got the guts to face me in a match. I wait for your answer.

Knox then throws down the mic and poses over the fallen Trent to a mix of cheers and boos... until Totalimmortal by AFI hits.

Zach Davis: Here comes the co-commissioner, Brad Kane!

Shannan Lerch: What is he doing out here?

Brad Kane steps out onto the stage, mic in hand.

Brad Kane: Seems like I've been neglecting my commissioner duties lately, but not tonight. Knox, we're not gonna wait for Trent to accept the challenge, the match is booked!

The crowd cheers.

Brad Kane: But we've already seen Trent Townsend versus Fort Knox with the regular rules. At Ten, you guys will compete.. in a hardcore match!

The crowd cheers again! Kane smiles.

Brad Kane: That is all! Good day, sirs!

Kane walks to the back, leaving Knox with a smile on his face. Knox leaves the ring and heads to the back as well as Townsend slowly gets to his feet.

Ace Slaughter/Conviction vs Hector Rodriguez/Fort Knox

Bobby Cairo: Sorry, guys. My girlfriend just texted me, she's kind of horny and well.. I'll be back in a little while.

Bobby Cairo gets up and leaves the announcers booth.

Zach Davis: Um.. okay. I wish I could do that every time MY girlfriend got horny.

Shannan Lerch: You and your hand have plenty of alone time as it is, Zach, Geez.

Zach Davis: ...Anyway. Our next match, will be a tag team bout, featuring the United States Heavyweight Champion and the number one contender. The match is coming up next.

Shannan Lerch: Yes it is Zach. In fact, Zachary...

Zach Davis: Zachary?!

Shannan Lerch: Ace Slaughter and Hector Rodrigeuz are embroiled in a personal and physical rivalry.

Zach Davis: Their match, at Ten, will be very physical and very personal.

Shannan Lerch: And with the United States Championship, on the line, it should be very intertaining match.

Zach Davis: Kyle Steel has entered the ring. It looks like the first ring entrance is about to start.

The lights go out....

Zach Davis: Oh He-ell-l-l no!!!

Zach Davis flies under the commentary desk.

Shannan Lerch: Dang it, Zach! How many times do we have to go over this.

Zach Davis: What?

Shannan Lerch: There are no such things as boogeyman.

Zach Davis: I know.

Shannan Lerch: Then what's your problem?

Zach Davis: We have Greenfever.

Gold dollar signs flash around the arena.

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 240 pounds, from Nashville, Tennessee


Kyle Steel: For-or-ort Kno-o-ox!!!

We gon go old school
Ya know what i'm sayin
If you from where i'm from
Ya know what i'm talkin bout
The way we do this here

Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage covered with golden fireworks.

This is a cash money classic
And i feel couldnt nobody do it the way ima do it
Ya know what i'm sayin
So here we go world i'm bringin it to your world from my world
Ya know what i'm talkin bout look i say

Fort Knox comes out wearing black shades. Knox is wearing gold chains around his neck and is wearing a gold Rolex watch and bracelet.

[chorus: baby]
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

So nigga stop hatin'

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

You know we gonna make it

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

So nigga stop hatin'

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

You know we gonna make it

He has a gold ring on each finger and when he holds to up to the camera they spell FORT KNOX.

In one you trust the neighborhood is us
And everything that i ride is 22s and up
And everytime that i slide you know i'm platinum plus
Make the hood understand that we trying to come up
24s on trucks just the neighborhood lust
Tell lil' one be cool everybody coming up

He then goes into the ring and poses as golden fireworks shoot off from the ring post.

Cause everybody wanna ride everybody wanna shine
So how ya love that people? everybody on the grind
And these projects cuts ya ya hood rich livin lavish
Those 14s you know we had to have it
Once upon a time it was nothing but magic

He then hands his gold to the ringside person and tells them not to lose his gold.

Hustling right in front of my mama ms. gladys
Chasin paper paper chasin look thats all we know
Comin through the neighborhood on them 24s
Bet a thousand shoot a thousand nigga up it some more
Fast money cash money thats all i know one

Music fades... He then grabs the mic.

Fort Knox: Like I had to ask but, you guys want some money huh?

Crowd cheers loudly and chant WE LOVE FORT KNOX clapclapclapclapclap!

Fort Knox: Well let it be known how great a guy I am. Let it rip.

And just like last week thousands of hundred dollar bills fall from the roof. And one again the crowd, ref and announcers are making a grab for them. But, soon the arena gets real quiet. Then all of sudden the crowds starts booing loudly. It seems that the hundred bills are fake ones with Knox’s pic on them.

Fort Knox: So tell me who do you love?

The crowds starts chanting FUCK YOU FORT KNOX clapclapclapclapclap.

Fort Knox: HAHAHA that’s what I thought.

No One Gets Left Behind by Five Finger Death Punch starts playing...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes the number one contender for the United States Heavyweight Championship.

Kyle Steel: From Tocula, Mexico....

No one gets left behind, another fallen soul
No one gets left behind, another broken home
No one gets left behind, we stand and fight together
No one gets left behind, or we all die alone

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 260 pounds.... Hector-or-or Rodri-i-igu-ue-uez-ez-ez!!

Out from the back walks Don Bradley.

Politicians bathing in their greed
No idea on how to be all they can be

A few seconds later, Hector Rodriguez walks out and stands in the center of the ramp.

Have you no honor, have you no soul?
What is it they're dying for, do you really even know?
Have you no backbone, have you no spine?
Whatever happened to, no one gets left behind

He looks out at the crowd for a few seconds as they stand to their feet booing him. He finally raises both arms up in the air.

No one gets left behind, I know you made it up
No one gets left behind, it's war for money
No one gets left behind, drink from the golden cup
No one gets left behind, your time is coming

Fireworks blast up on each side of him at the front of the ramp and then more fireworks fire up all the way down the front of the ramp.

Play your war games with other people's lives
It should be you on the front line

Have you no honor, have you no soul?
What is it they're dying for, do you really even know?
Have you no backbone, have you no spine?
Whatever happened to, no one gets left behind?

Hector walks down the ramp followed by Don Bradley.

Have you no honor, have you no soul?
What is it they're dying for, do you really even know?
Have you no backbone, have you no spine?
Whatever happened to, no one gets left behind?

The two men climb the ring steps and get inside the ring.

No one gets left behind
No one gets left behind
No one gets left behind
No one gets left behind

Don stands in the middle while Hector walks to each side of the ring.

Zach Davis: Here comes Conviction....

Stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop. Oh-h-h, n-o-o. That's how Ruff Ryders roll.

Stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop. Oh-h-h, n-o-o. That's how Ruff Ryders roll.

Kyle Steel: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...

Conviction walks out, onto the entrance ramp. There is a light mixed reaction, from the crowd.

Niggaz wanna try, niggaz wanna lie
Then niggaz wonder why, niggaz wanna die
All I know is pain
All I feel is rain
How can I maintain, with madd shit on my brain

Conviction walks down the entrance ramp.

I resort to violence, my niggaz move in silence
Like you don't know what are style is
New York niggaz the wildest
My niggaz is wit' it
You want it? come and get it
Took it then we split it
You fuckin' right we did it

Conviction walks up to the ring, looks around and jumps up to the ring apron.

What the fuck you gonna do, when we run up on you
fuckin' wit' the wrong crew, don't know what we goin' thru
I'ma have ta show niggaz how easily we blow niggaz
When you find out there's somemore niggas, that's runnin with your niggaz

Conviction enters the ring, with a light mixed reaction, from the crowd.

Zach Davis: This should be one interesting match.

Shannan Lerch: Next week, in Reading, Pennsylvania will be Ten. And three of the competitors, will be featured in the US Title match.

Zach Davis: Their rivalry has been heated, as of late.

Shannan Lerch: Last week, both Ace Slaughter and Hector Rodrigeuz, attacked each other. There is severe animosity between the two. It began as healthy competition. But, this rivalry has turned personal.

Nothin' we can't handle, break it up and dismantle, light it up like a candle
just cause I can't stand you
Put my shit on tapes, like you bussin' grapes
Think you holdin weight? Then you haven't met the Apes

Zach Davis: Before the United States Champion's entrance to the ring, I understand... yes, Ace Slaughter and the slaughter Society is backstage, with Hank Brown. Take it away, Hank.

Hank Brown is backstage with Ace Slaughter, to his left. In front of Ace, is Mini Ace. Mini Ace is holding up his arms, then throwing them back down, then he starts to pace.

Zach Davis: Mini Ace looks like he is in an ornery mood!!

Melissa is skipping around everyone, as Keith, he is dressed with a t-shirt, with sleeves cut-out and torn up bluejeans. He is also wearing thick soled boots.

Hank Brown: Ace Slaught...

Slaughter grabs the mic from Hank Brown's hand....


Hank Brown: Which is exactly next Sunday.

Ace Slaughter grabs Hank Brown by the collar, of his shirt.

Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh.

Ace Slaughter: Don't you EVER interupt me again. If you ever do, I PROMISE you, this will be the very VERY last interview you will ever do!! Got me?

Hank Brown:...

Ace Slaughter: UNDERSTAND ME!?!?!

Hank Brown: Ye-yes.

Ace Slaughter: Rodrigeuz!! Tonight, our match is a tag team match. But, I will get my opportunity to get my hands on you!!! I know we are in a business that everyone hears "threats" everyday. But, I promise you this, Hector, I... am... not... threatening you. I am makine a promise in front of thousands of people.

Slaughter moves closer to the cameraman.

Ace Slaughter: I will hurt you tonight!! I promise you that!! Oh, yes. I will hurt you.

Slaughter pushes the camera out of the way. Mini Ace uses his thumb to motion a cutting action, across his throat. He leaves the scene. Melissa skips by, as her black skirt occassionaly flips up. She is twirling her black hair and chewing bubble gum...

Melissa: YEAH!!!!

Zach Davis: I think Ace Slaughter is more than ready for tonight's match.

Shannan Lerch: You think?

The lights, in the arena go dim.

The crowd scrambles to stand up, some with their hands on their ears. Some of the crown run towards the entrance ramp, screaming and yelling.

Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh, lights are out, Zach!!! The Boogeyman is gonna getchya!!!

Zach Davis: I'm more scared of Greenfever!!!

Three sets of spotlights start to rotate around the crowd. A loud siren, similar to a tornado warning, echoes throughout the arena.

Zach is holding his ears, as Shannan stands up. Shannan throws her arms, in the air. Her hands are in the "devil's horns" as "Click click Boom" by Saliva begins to start.

Shannan Lerch: Uncover your ears, you wuss!!!

Come on, Come on!
Come on, Come on!

Ace Slaughter, slowly walks out through the smoke. Slowly, right behind him is Keith, his bodyguard. Melissa is skipping around them. Mini Ace is mimicking Ace.

Zach Davis: Ace Slaughter looks determined and ready for war!!!

Shannan Lerch: I have a sneaking feeling, that this match is gonna be off the charts!!

Zach Davis: Why?

Shannan Lerch: In a tag team match, like this, with Ace Slaughter and Hector Rodrigeuz involved, anything's possible!

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Wasn't faded, not jaded, just a kid with a pad and pen
And a big imagination
All this, I seek, I find I push the envelope to the line
Make it, break it
Take it, until I’m overrated

There are three white spotlights rotating around the interior, of the auditorium. Multi-colored lasers flash along the bass, of the song

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station TOUR around the nation leaving the scene in devastation

Ace Slaughter throws his arms into the air. Slaughter, Mini Ace, Keith, and Melissa jump into the air. when they all land, the pyrotechnics, that is surrounding the ramp, explodes with gold pyro.

I can see it in my mind
I can see it in your eyes
It's close enough to touch it now
far away enough to die!

Ace slaughter starts to jump and thrash around, to the music. Mini Ace mimics Slaughter's movements. Keith continues to walk slowly behind Slaughter. Melissa continues to skip around.

What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect
But still you don't hear no cryin' ass bitchin' from me
Like there seems to be on everybody's CD
So just sit back and relax
And let me have your head for a minute
I can show you somethin' in it
That has yet to be preceded, oh yeah!

Ace Slaughter and his crew continue to walk down the aisle. they reach the ring. Mini Ace slides under the bottom rope. Melissa slowly enters the ring, between the middle and top rope, stopping half way, teasing the crowd, with her flirtatious ways. The crowd begin to whistle. Keith stays on the outside of the ring. Slaughter looks around...

Zach Davis: What is Slaughter looking at?

The crowd cheers.

Shannan Lerch: I think this crowd is gonna explode!!

Slaughter jumps up to the ring apron. Melissa walks over to a near by corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Mini Ace also walks to a nearby corner and climbs up to the bottom turnbuckle. Ace grabs the top rope and as he shakes the top rope violently, Melissa shrieks and Mini Ace pounds the middle turnbuckle with his hands, then throws his arms out. The crowd cheers. Melissa and Mini Ace jump down to the mat, as Ace Slaughter enters the ring. All three walk to the center, of the ring. Keith slides into the ring. Slaughter stands in the middle, with Mini Ace kneeling in front of him. Keith stand motionless, listening to his earpiece, as Melissa skips around them.

The crowd roars with cheers!

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station Tour around the nation,
Leavin' the scene in devastation


Why have I clouded up my mind
Why's my mother always right
And will I make it to the end
Or will I crawl away and die

Both Ace Slaughter and Mini Ace pose, as flashes of many cameras flash. Keith just listens to ear piece, Melissa continues to skip and occasionaly flips up her skirt.

Click click boom
click click boom
click click boom
click click boom

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze

Mini Ace, Keith, and Melissa leaves the ring. Ace Slaughter, The Big Dick Superstars, and D-Day waits for their opponents !!!

It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of my head
It's all inside of me
It's comin' over me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside my head!

Music begins to fade out....

Immediately Slaughter and Rodrigeuz charge each other.

Zach Davis: Slaughter and Rodrigeuz jump at each other, even before the bell rings.


Ace Slaughter and Hector Rodrigeuz pummels each other, with rights and lefts.

Shannan Lerch: I don't think tonight's bout will have any scientific significance.

Slaughter pushes Hector into a corner. The referee tries to seperate them. The crowd begins to chant....


AS soon as Hector puts up his arms, so Slaughter can step back, as the referee is sperating them... Slaughter smacks Rodrigeuz in the mouth.

Crowd: OOOHH!

Slaughter steps back a few feet, as Hector touches his lip.

Zach Davis: Slaughter is very aggressive tonight.

Slaughter and Rodrigeuz hook up.

Shannan Lerch: A big boot to the stomach of slaughter. A big boot from Slaughter to the stomach of Rodrigeuz. Then a right hand from Rodrigeuz.

Zach Davis: A quick right hand from Slaughter. The two masked men hook up once again and this time Rodrigeuz has the advantage and pushes slaughter to the corner.

Ace Slaughter: C'mon ref!! Do your damn job, get him off me!!

Slaughter puts his arms up for a clean break....


Slaughter is down to one knee, holding his left side of his face. Hector steps back, as the referee checks on Slaughter.

Shannan Lerch: Ha!! Good! What's good for the goose.

Zach Davis: Is good for the gander. Slaughter stands up and charges Hector Rodrigeuz.

Shannan Lerch: But, Rodrigeuz is one step ahead and he flips Slaughter over with a belly to belly suplex!!

Slaughter charges Hector...

Zach Davis: Rodrigeuz attempts another belly to belly suplex...

Shannan Lerch: But, Slaughter blocks him and executes a belly to belly suplex on Rodrigeuz.

Ace runs over to Hector, begins to drop one elbow drop after another.

Shannan Lerch: That's four quick elbow drops.

Slaughter roars out to the crowd.

Crowd: Slaughter! Slaughter! Slaughter! Slaughter!

Slaughter picks up Rodrigeuz and tosses him into the ropes.

Zach Davis: Slaughter misses a clothesline. Hector bounces off the ropes.

Shannan Lerch: A quick tag in. Slaughter didn't see the tag.

Fort Knox stands on the top rope.

Zach Davis: Fort Knox is ready for something.

Fort Knox jumps off the turnbuckle and hits Ace Slaughter with a missle dropkick.

Shannan Lerch: Slaughter is in big trouble. Fort Knox picks up Ace slaughter and hits him with a german suplex.

Zach Davis: Slaughter is lying motionless, on the mat. Conviction is stomping down, onto the ring apron.


Oblivion(inside slaughter's head): Get up!!! Don't be such a loser!!! Get your ass up and fight back!!

Slaughter starts to shake.

Shannan Lerch: What's this?!

Zach Davis: It looks like slaughter is shaking!

Fort Knox grabs Slaughter and bounces him off the ropes. Once Slaughter gets to where Fort Knox is, Knox picks up Slaughter and Gorilla Presses him.

Conviction is stomping down his foot onto the ring apron!!! He is trying to get the crowd more into the match!!!

The crowd has been screaming and yelling!!!


Shannan Lerch: It looks like Fort Knox is gonna gorilla press slam Ace Slaughter...

Zach Davis: But, Slaughter slithers out of the press. Slaughter rolls to his corner, as Fort Knox charges Slaughter.

Shannan Lerch: Slaughter ducks out of the way, of a charging Fort Knox and Conviction is waiting.

Conviction nails Fort Knox with a hard right hand. Knox staggers, as slaughter creeps behind him and...


Zach Davis: Slaughter hits Fort Knox with a beautiful belly to beck suplex. Slaughter begins to stomp on Knox's hands, then his right fore arm, then upper arm.

Shannan Lerch: Slaughter is stomping on every body part of Fort Knox.

Slaughter stomps on the right side of Knox's ribs, then his right thigh, then the right shin.

Zach Davis: This is what you call the Slaughterstomp. IT looks very painful. It usually slows down the opponent.

Slaughter then does the same thing to Knox, but on his left side of his body.

Shannan Lerch: Now, he looks like the usually spirited Ace Slaughter. Slaughter picks up Fort Knox and irish whips Knox into the corner where Conviction is waiting.

Fort Knox slams into the corner, Conviction, from outside the ring, is holding Knox as Slaughter charges Knox. Slaughter slams into Knox, who Slams into the corner.

Zach Davis: Slaughter tags in the new comer, Conviction. Now, I don't believe this, Shannan!!

Shannan Lerch: Both of them, are now pummeling Fort Knox, with right and left punches, as well as kicks.

Slaughter leaves the ring. He jumps down from the ring apron.

Zach Davis: This looks like trouble.

Slaughter walks up to Hector Rodrigeuz. Hector jumps down and they begins to fight near Hector's corner.

Shannan Lerch: Look at Slaughter and Rodrigeuz, they are just completely destroying each other with fists and kicks. They approach the time keeper's table, crashing into the time keeper.

Zach Davis: Back to the match. Conviction nails FortKnox with a clothesline! Bodyslam! Another clothesline! Another bodyslam!!

Conviction tries to bodyslam Fort Knox again, but Knox blocks it and nails Conviction with a snap suplex. Then another snap suplex. Fort Knox picks up Conviction by the leg, Knox smiles...

Shannan Lerch: Could we be seeing for the dragon screw legwhip?

Zach Davis: It's a possibility. Conviction throws punches at Fort Knox, but misses. Knox is smiling then....


Shannan Lerch: You were correct, Zach. Fort Knox just nailed Conviction with a dragon screw legwhip.

Zach Davis: Fort Knox runs away from a lying Conviction and bounces off the ropes and.... Wham!!!! Rolling Thunder!

Slaughter and Hector Rodrigeuz are still fighting outside the ring! This time they are fight near the commentary table....

Zach Davis: Watch it, Shannan!!

Slaughter and Rodriugeuz crashes through, causing Shannan and Zach to scatter away from their commentary table. Zach had to grab Shannan, out of the way or she was going to be clobbered by a charging Slaughter and Rodrigeuz. Slaughter slams Hector's head ont the table. Hector slams Slaughter's head onto the table. They begin to climb the table. Without their headsets on, there is no commentary from Shannan and Zach. Slaughter and Rodrigeuz throw lefts and rights to each other on the commentary table. Meanwhile, in the ring, Fort Knox was looking for the tag, but sees noone in his corner. Fort Knox looks outside the ring and pokes his body through between the top rope and the middle rope.


Slaughter and Rodrigeuz, both tried to execute a powerbomb on each other, but with ou any luck. But, they do continue to pummle each other, on the table....


Slaughter picks up Hector and nailed him with a brainbuster onto the table and the table collapses!!!

Crowd: HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!!


Conviction hits Fort Knox on his back. Conviction grabs him and kick him in the stomach, then nails Fort Knox hard with a piledriver. Conviction covers Fort Knox. The referee gets into position.

Crowd: One!!!

Crowd: Two!!!

Crowd: THRE-... aww-w-w!!!

Slaughter and Hector Rodrigeuz slowly move from the wreckage that was the commentary table. As soon as they slowly stand up, they charge each other. Rodrigeuz tosses Slaughter...


..into the steel ring barrier. Rodrigeuz begins to pummel Slaughter. Conviction picks up Fort Knox, but Knox counter with a quick roll up....

The referee gets into position...

Crowd: One!

Crowd: Tw-

Rodrigeuz slides back into the ring, slowly. Both Knox and Hector begin to kick down onto Conviction. Knox picks up Conviction and yells something at Hector. They irish whip Conviction into the ropes. Hector drops down, Conviction hops over Rodrigeuz and...


A missle dropkick from Knox!! Slaughter slowly walks over to the ring, as Shannan and Zach walk back over to their now destroyed desk...

Zach Davis: Holy cow!!! What happened?!?!

Shannan Lerch: I don't know, but you sir, saved my life! I saw those two behemoths come barreling towards me, I saw my life flashing before my eyes.

Slaughter enters the ring. There is a slight hush in the crowd.

Shannan Lerch: This is eerie.

Zach Davis: What?

Shannan Lerch: The crowd is quiet.

Slaughter snaps his neck side to side and roars.

Shannan/Zach: UH-OH!!

Slaughter charges Rodrigeuz and Knox. They didn't see Slaughter charging. Ace clobbers both men with a double clothesline. Slaughter picks up Hector and throws him out of the ring. Slaughter picks up Knox and tosses him into the rops and....


Slaughter looks at Conviction and points and says...

Ace Slaughter: Finish him!!!

Shannan Lerch: Did Ace Slaughter just tell Conviction to "finish him"?

Zach Davis: I believe he did.

Slaughter exits the ring and continues to fight with Hector Rodrigeuz, as Conviction picks up Fort Knox and walks over to the corner.

Shannan Lerch: Oh my God, he is climbing the turnbuckle with Fort Knox on his shoulders.

But Knox slides off Conviction's shoulders and lands on the turnbuckle, pushing Conviction off. Conviction lands with a THUD in the ring and Knox quickly flies off with the Shooting Knox Press!




Bobby Cairo: Hector Rodriguez and Fort Knox get the win!

Knox stands up, raising his arms high in the air. Hector enters the ring and has the ref make sure to raise his arm as well. Outside the ring, Slaughter and Conviction are arguing over who's fault it was that their team lost.

Zach Davis: Well, at Ten, Slaughter and Conviction will get to settle their differences in the ring.

And suddenly Conviction has had enough! He hits Slaughter with a few rights and lefts, and Slaughter fires back with a few punches of his own!

Shannan Lerch: They were partners moments ago but now all hell has broken loose!

Slaughter and Conviction continue brawling and they end up in the crowd! Fort Knox has begun making his way up the ramp, and he disappears to the back.

Bobby Cairo: Slaughter and Conviction are brawling all the way to who knows where.. in WCF, anything can happen, my friends.

Hector Rodriguez starts walking up the ramp when the lights suddenly go out. The big screen lights up and words appear on the big screen. The voice of a woman can be heard as she reads the words on the screen.

"Dangling above the bed, wriggling in the hand of the first face you saw, still attached by a cord...even at birth you were destined for greatness. Your brothers and sisters, both younger and older, they looked upon you already with this knowledge of who you were, what you were capable of, and who you were going to one day be. Even the ones who went on before you, they were merely paving the way for their little brother. Marking the path, showing you the way. It was all done for you, Hector.

Now, it's time for you to finally come into who you are. Everything before now was merely training for who you are today. The past? It no longer matters no matter how much the people around you hold onto it. They hold onto it because they are scared. They are afraid to be who they are. They are afraid of what lies before them. They lack the self-confidence to overcome any and all of the obstacles before them. They are nothing but mere carbon copies of the person standing beside of them. They conform to the standards of society, giving up all thought and free will in exchange for not being expected to be great. They blend to exist and exist to blend.

They mock you. They make fun of you. They hate you. They saw through your generic exterior to the person lying within. They saw what you were becoming. They knew it was only a matter of time before you awoke. They fear you for it. You are no longer like them. You are fearless. You have broken the grip that society holds on everyone. You saw through the lies. When they were looking through your generic exterior, you were looking back at them, but you didn't know yet what you were seeing.

Awake, my friend. You are not alone. I am here, I have come for you. Take my hand and absorb everything it is that I have to show you. Take in everything that your eyes see. Hear every new sound there is for your ears to hear. Look down at your wrists. Break free from the shackles of society. Become who you were meant to be, not who everyone tells you to be. Realize that fear is nothing more than a state of mind and release yourself from the grip it holds upon you. Forget everything you know and everything you have been told.

You are Hector Rodriguez. You are the pride of Mexico. You represent everything Mexico should be. The people look up to you even though the ones in America hate you. They loathe you. Not for what you have done, but for what others have done. They hate you because your people take their jobs. They hate you because your people have a better work ethic and do not take things for granted. They hate you because your people are not greedy. They hate your people because they are not constrained by the bonds of society and instead move freely among the masses.

Just as you are not alone, neither am I. We have been watching you for a long time. We have watched you from afar. We have watched you in the crowds, and on the television. We have watched you grow. We have watched you deal with the hatred of the American people, the hatred of your fellow wrestlers, and even the hatred of your employer Seth Lerch. We have heard the slurs of racism, the derogatory terms. We have watched and listened to enough discrimination both inside and outside the ring that it is now time for us to make ourselves known.

We are Mara Salvatrucha. The people know us as MS-13. You will know us as family. Hector Rodriguez...usted no es solo (you are not alone)."

The screen fades and the lights slowly come back on. Hector Rodriguez turns to Don Bradley who has a big smile on his face as he nods at Hector. He gestures up the ramp and the two walk up it and to the back.

Shannan Lerch: What the hell? MS-13?!?

Zach Davis: Isn't that the violent Hispanic street gang that is all over North America? Hector's new manager is a member of MS-13?

Bobby Cairo: Is it just me or did that woman sound really hot?

Greenfever/Madd Dogg Segment

Shannan Lerch: We're getting word that there is a situation happening back stage. Actually, out there in the concession line.

Bobby Cairo: What is the Hotdog Mascot trying to shoplift again?

The Jumbo-Tron flickers to a handheld camerashoving its way through a mob of screaming fans. The camera lens finally finds the source of the commotion. Within the schoolyard style human circle. Greenfevever has MaddDogg pinned against the counter of the refreshment booth. Greenfever is connecting a series of right punches as he chokes Madd Dogg with the left. Madd Dogg manages to roll Greenfever over the top and Greenfever lands on his feet inside the concession stand. Madd Dogg shakes off the pain and pulls as the samurai sword attached to his back.

Bobby Cairo: Madd Dogg is done fist fighting.

Greenfever lurches past the counter and pulls Madd Dogg over it. Greenfever shoves Madd Dogg through the swinging doors beghind them.

Shannan Lerch: why are these two even here? Neither of them have a match tonight.

Bobby Cairo: Sometimes you can't wait until the day of the show to fight. Sometimes you just gotta suprise them while they're in line trying to get an order of chili cheese fries.

Shannan Lerch: Our cameraman just surpirised me with that gracefull slide of the counter to follow this action!

Zach Davis: I don't know if I can watch this... I better let you two call the action.

Greenfever pushes the swinging doors open and reaches down to lift Madd dogg. Madd Dogg kicks Greenfever in the face and bounds up to his feet.

Bobby Cairo: Madd Dogg's back to his feet!

Greenfever kicks at Madd Dogg. Madd Dogg deflects it, countering it by sinching Greenfever into position for a trapping suplex. Madd Dogg glances over his shoulder down the steep flight of stairs.

Bobby Cairo: Is he considering what I think he is considering !?

Madd dogg slings greenfever's body over and the camera watches as the both sail through the air. They pass over precisely eleven steps before Greenfever is planted visciously onto them.

Shannan Lerch: Neither of them landed gracefully! That was amazing! Why would Madd dogg risk his own neck like that?

Both Greenfever and Madd Dogg slide down the remaining 24 steps to the tiled floor below.

Bobby Cairo: Madd Dogg is crazy. Pure and simple.

Greenfever is the first to show signs of life.Greenfever makes it to his feet and waivers as he tries to climb back up the stairs, away from the motionless Madd Dogg at the bottem of the steps.

Shannan Lerch: Is Madd Dogg just knocked out... or is he dead?

Madd Dogg's voice stops Greenfever's slow retreat.

Madd Dogg: Help, I can't move... I fucking can't move, man!

The camera catches Greenfever's scowl tuirn to a smile. Greenfever turns around and looks at Madd dogg sprawled awkwardly below him.

Shannan Lerch: Oh dear God, No.

Greenfever descends back down the steps toward Madd Dogg. Greenfever speaks as he leans down over Madd Dogg.

Greenfever: I am Your God. Its time to accept your fate.

Greenfever raises his boot, preparing to stomp down onto Madd Dogg's masked face.

Bobby Cairo: Where the hell is security? What the hell; are we paying these guys for? If not to break this up, then what?

Just as Greenfever's stomping leg reaches its apex, Madd Dogg rolls and thrusts his katana into Greenfever's abdomen. Greenfever roars in pain.

Shannan Lerch: Madd Dogg was playin' possum!

Bobby Cairo: Did our Hardcore Champion just get diembowled?

Shannan Lerch: It appears that it was just a pierce, not a slash. So, as it seems, he is still "well embowled"

Bobby Cairo: ...

Greenfever falls backward onto the stairs. Shouting from behind the cameraman draws Madd Doggs attention.

Plain Clothes Police Officer: Police! Freeze! Drop your Weapon!

Bobby Cairo: Great. Baltimore's finest. Ten to one odds he kills the cameraman on accident.

Madd Dogg turns and runs, dissapearing into the dark hallway. Greenfever stands and stares into the darkness for a moment before he starts back up the stairs, toward the camera. Blood rolls out of Greenfever's stomach and down the stairs in the form of a small river.

Chad Evans vs Johnny Reb

Bobby Cairo: Zach, Shannan, I’m sorry but you’ll have to excuse me. I don’t do commentary for my boy Chad’s matches. Conflict of interest.

Zach Davis: No problem, Bobby. Help yourself to some brownies and punch in the green room.

Shannan Lerch: Zach, is it just me or does it seem like there’s some animosity between Bobby and Chad?

Zach Davis: What do you mean, Shannan?

Shannan Lerch: I’ve been trying to talk to Bobby about Chad for the last couple of weeks, get his insight regarding Chad’s return to WCF and his upcoming matches and whatnot. Bobby always diverts the conversation to something topical, like America’s foreign policy blunders or the miracle that is Chinese food.

Zach Davis: Now that you mention it the last time I spoke to Chad he did mention that he wanted to kill Bobby. I didn’t think anything of it at the time I just assumed that he was drunk.

The arena lights suddenly go out and the crowd murmurs in anticipation. The opening riff of “Panic Switch” by Silversun Pickups hits the PA system, as a thousand points of light converge at the top of the entrance ramp. Chad Evans appears at the center of this beacon wearing his traditional wrestling attire and a black robe. The crowd reaction to this intriguing figure is mixed yet loud. Evans pays no mind to the fans as he strides purposefully to the ring with a focused look on his face, the white lights now flickering in unison with the music.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Hartford, Connecticut, weighing in at two-hundred and five pounds, here is Chaaaad Evvvaaaaannnss!!!!

The camera pans and shows a glimpse of Chad from behind; on the back of his robe the words “Chad Dogg” are emblazoned in bold red font, below them is an image of Evans in a fight stance ready to strike. Chad jumps onto the ring apron and flips forward over the top rope into the ring. Evans hands his robe to the ringside attendant, and then he does some last minute warm-ups.

Zach Davis: Chad Dogg has been on the warpath as of late. He and Prince Jimmy have their sights set on taking the WCF Tag Team titles away from the New Confederacy, and they’ll get their chance at Ten. Tonight we’ll see a preview of that match as Chad Evans and Johnny Reb square off in singles competition.

The opening chords of "Bad Company" by Bad Company filter through the arena. The stage and the surrounding area go dark. As the actual lyrics begin, blue lights illuminate a figure dressed in a grey Confederate frock coat and an officer's slouch hat.

Always on the run.

He steps out onto the ramp and the stage lights return to normal.

Is the rising sun.

Johnny’s appearance draws a mixed reaction from the crowd, with about half the fans solidly behind him.

I was born 6-gun in my hand,
Behind a gun, I make my final stand.

The Inveterate Confederate starts down the ramp, slowly, and pauses halfway down.

That's why they call me...

Suddenly, a fountain of pyros erupts behind him to coincide with the change in the song's tempo. Johnny raises his hands and lifts his head, making a beckoning motion, reveling in the crowd’s attentions, favorable or not.

Bad Company. And I can't deny,
Bad Company, til the day I die.

Reb lowers his arms and continues toward the ring.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent from Sweet Water, Alabama, weighing in at two-hundred and five pounds, they call him the Inveterate Confederate, here is Joooohhhnnnyyyy Reeeeebbbbb!!!!!!

Rebel souls.
Deserters we are called,
Chose a gun
And threw away the sun.

Now these towns,
They all know our name.
6-gun sound...
Is our claim to fame.

Johnny walks up the steel steps. He stalks to the far corner and climbs onto the second turnbuckle, posing for the crowd.

I can hear them say..
Bad Company, and I won’t deny.
Bad. Bad Company, til the day I die.

The music fades away as Johnny hops off the turnbuckle and removes the hat and coat.

Zach Davis: Johnny Reb would love to claim the victory tonight and give his team the momentum going into Ten.

Shannan Lerch: All of the pundits and prognosticators have been making their predictions for this match. Personally I don’t care who wins, I’m just looking forward to seeing a great match between two of WCF’s most exciting stars.

Zach Davis: There’s no question that Evans and Reb will tear the house down, but I think the winner of this match will have a decided psychological advantage heading into the WCF Tag Team title match this Sunday at One.

Shannan Lerch: This is also a chance for both men to soften the other up in advance of that match. That could certainly change the complexion of their title bout.

Zach Davis: No doubt. Let’s head to the ring!


The bell has rung and the match is underway. Neither man makes a move just yet. Each man stands in their corner and stares at the other, calculating and anticipating the first move. They meet at center ring in a staredown, but do not touch. Evans shoves Reb and the crowd “Oohs!” Evans sneers at Reb while Reb shakes his head and chuckles. Reb unloads with a big punch that drops Evans to the mat and NOW the match is really underway. Reb pounces on Evans with more punches as Evans scrambles to his feet. Evans retaliates with a stiff body kick that thwarts Reb’s progress. Evans follows with Muy Thai knees that rock Reb’s cranium. Evans shoots off the ropes and Reb leapfrogs Evans. Evans shoots off the ropes again and Reb hits a dropkick that knocks Evans to the mat. Reb drills Evans with a Standing SSP and makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Evans kicks out with authority. Reb whips Evans into the ropes. Evans ducks a Reb clothesline, shoots off the ropes, and pops Reb with a rolling wheel kick.

Zach Davis: Stiff rolling wheel kick by Evans! That one’s gonna leave a mark!

Shannan Lerch: That kick might have knocked a tooth from Johnny’s mouth. Believe me it’s hard to eat grits with a tooth missing.

Zach Davis: I’ll take your word for it, Shannan.

Evans picks Reb up for a Death Valley Driver. Reb slips behind Evans. Evans spins around. Reb meets him with a boot to the midsection. Reb nails Evans with a Facebreaker DDT. Johnny makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Evans kicks out. Reb sets up Evans for a suplex. Evans blocks the suplex with a leg grapevine. Evans reverses and hits a crisp snap suplex of his own. Evans shoots off the ropes and hits a leaping elbow drop. Evans makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Reb kicks out. Evans whips Reb into the ropes but Reb reverses. Reb telegraphs a dropkick while Evans stops short and hangs onto the ring ropes. Evans hits a double foot stomp on Reb’s head and chest area. Evans takes a moment to taunt the booing fans in the crowd with dick gestures before turning his attention back to the match. Evans places Reb’s head between his legs.

Shannan Lerch: Oh my! Chad said that he was going to make Reb swallow him raw!

Zach Davis: Get your mind out of the gutter, Shannan! Evans is positioning Reb for a powerbomb!

Shannan Lerch: My bad.

Evans hoists Reb into the air, but instead of getting powerbombed Reb counters with a hurricanrana into a pinning combination.

Referee: ONE…



Evans reverses into a pinning position of his own.

Referee: ONE…



Reb reverses back into his original pinning position.

Referee: ONE…



Evans kicks out and escapes from Reb’s clutches. Both men return to a standing position as the crowd applauds their fine exhibition of counter maneuvers.

Zach Davis: The crowd certainly enjoyed that exchange!

Shannan Lerch: I hope so otherwise we’d have to clear these folks out of here.

Zach Davis: The crowd or the wrestlers?

Shannan Lerch: Either/or, possibly both. Let’s just be glad that we avoided that debacle.

Evans charges Reb. Reb sidesteps Evans and schools him with an armdrag takedown. Evans is furious as he screams at referee Slappy Johnson and accuses Reb of grabbing his hair. Johnny silences Chad’s complaining with a stiff super kick to the face that knocks Chad down. Johnny makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Evans kicks out while simultaneously groping his aching jaw. Reb whips Evans into the ropes and sends him flying with a massive back bodydrop. Evans immediately grabs his back and slides out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Chad Evans doesn’t want any part of Johnny Reb! He’s leaving the ring!

Shannan Lerch: Stop jumping to conclusions, Zach. I’m sure that he’s just taking a moment to regroup. That’s what you’re supposed to do when a Southern man puts his hands all over you.

Zach Davis: I’ll take your word for it, Shannan.

Evans throws his hands into the air as if to say “Fuck this shit” and turns his back to the ring. Chad taunts the fans in the front row. He points to his head and shouts “I’m smarter than the redneck!” as the fans boo in his face. Johnny springboards off the top rope and hits Evans with an insane-looking Shooting Star Press. The crowd explodes with cheers.

Zach Davis: Holy cowpogs! I damn near swallowed my headset! Johnny Reb risks life and limb with the beautiful Springboard Shooting Star Press to the outside! He crushed Chad Evans with that move!

Shannan Lerch: Chad! Chad! Are you okay?!

Chad Evans is seriously injured on the ground outside of the ring. Johnny Reb pops to his feet, clutching his shoulder. Reb wastes no time rolling Evans into the ring and making the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Zach Davis: Evans kicked out! Evans kicked out!

Shannan Lerch: From the mystical powers of the cryptic blood!

Zach Davis: Evans barely got his shoulder up by a quarter of an inch before Slappy’s hand hit the mat for the three!

Johnny is frustrated. He thought he had Evans beat. Johnny barks at the referee then turns his attention back to Evans. Reb stomps at Evans like a man possessed, showing no mercy as he stomps away at his fallen foe. Reb pauses his onslaught and takes note of the turnbuckles that stand mere feet away from him.

Shannan Lerch: Johnny is going upstairs!

Zach Davis: This could be the end of the match, and Chad Evans!

Johnny showcases his agility as he quickly scales the ropes and perches himself upon the top turnbuckle. Reb wastes no time before leaping high into the air and going for his patented...

Zach Davis: Southern Discomfort!

Shannan Lerch: No! Reb missed it! Evans rolled out of the way! Evans got out of the way just in the nick of time before Reb hit the mat!

Reb and Evans are both injured and lying on the mat, both struggling to get to their feet. The fans start a “John-ny Reb!” chant to show their support, easily drowning out the relatively muted “B-D-S!” chant.

Zach Davis: Who wants it more? Which man will dig deep and get to his feet first? That’s what it’s about right now.

Shannan Lerch: I’m surprised that Evans is still in this match, Zach. I thought he was finished after that springboard SSP. He’s shown his heart tonight, that’s for sure.

Reb and Evans slowly climb to their feet using the ropes. Reb charges at Evans and Evans ducks a Reb clothesline. Reb turns around and walks into a lightning quick Snapmare driver from Evans.

Zach Davis: Snapmare driver! What a move by Evans! He could have broken Reb’s neck!

Shannan Lerch: Chad makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Reb kicks out with authority, refusing to be kept down, refusing to lose this match. Evans is still recovering from his injuries as he stumbles to his feet. Reb is slumped on the mat and this gives Evans the opening that he needs. Evans runs at Reb and hits a stiff Shining Wizard. Evans makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Reb kicks out again, still not willing to throw in the towel on this match. Reb pumps his fist as the crowd cheers him on. Evans is frustrated both by his inability to finish Reb and by the fan support for Reb.

Zach Davis: Evans doesn’t look happy. I wonder what he has up his sleeve next?

Evans pulls Reb to a seated position on the mat. Evans traps Reb’s head between his legs and pulls back on both of Johnny’s legs.

Shannan Lerch: Chad has Reb locked in a very unusual submission maneuver. I don’t believe that I’ve seen this before.

Zach Davis: It almost looks like…an inverted Boston Crab?

Shannan Lerch: I believe that you’re right, Zach. It is an inverted Boston Crab. I’ve never seen that version of the Crab before.

Zach Davis: If I’m not mistaken Doink the Clown used this move during his stint in McMahon Land. He called it the Stump Puller.

Shannan Lerch: Should we call it the Stump Puller or the inverted Crab?

Zach Davis: Let’s just call it the inverted Crab for now. McMahon has New York City lawyers and he’s sue happy.

Evans cranks back on Johnny’s legs while Reb screams out in pain. Reb hangs tough though and refuses to submit.

Shannan Lerch: Hold on--Bobby just sent me a text message. He says that Chad has dubbed this maneuver the Baltimore Crab in honor of tonight’s host city.

Zach Davis: Commentary via text? That’s a first.

Shannan Lerch: Hmmm… maybe I should stay home from now on and commentate via my iPhone?

Evans releases the Baltimore Crab, satisfied with the damage done and not wanting to expend further energy on the hold. Evans signals that he’s going to the top rope as the fans boo his every move. Evans does indeed climb the ropes. He waits for Reb to get up and then launches himself into the air, with designs of a missile dropkick. Reb sidesteps Evans and watches him crash into the mat. Evans instinctively bounces to his feet and gets scooped up by Reb. Reb plants Evans with a Sidewalk slam.

Zach Davis: Johnny Reb is going up top!

Shannan Lerch: What’s he gonna do? It looks like…a picture perfect moonsault legdrop! Reb makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…



Zach Davis: How did Evans kick out?!

Shannan Lerch: Balls of steel, Zach. Goddamn balls of steel.

Reb isn’t finished. He climbs to the top rope again. Reb waits for Evans to get up and comes off the top with a diving crossbody. Johnny knocks Chad down but Evans is able to continue the momentum and rolls through to a standing position, while holding Reb in his clutches. Evans shakes his head indicating “no dice” and plants Reb with a Fallaway slam.

Zach Davis: Shades of Scott Hall from Chad Evans!

Shannan Lerch: Hey yo! It’s the bad guy!

Evans is ready to end this match. He positions Reb for the Dragon suplex, the first part of his Way of the Dragon finisher, the setup for the Dragon sleeper. Reb blocks Chad’s Dragon suplex and snapmares him onto the mat, then quickly locks in his own version of the Dragon sleeper.

Zach Davis: Sweet Water Sleeper! Chad Evans is getting a taste of his own medicine courtesy of Johnny Reb!

Shannan Lerch: Can he hang on? Can Chad fight his way out of this or will he tap?!

Reb increases the pressure of his Sleeper, as Evans winces in pain. Evans raises his hand and looks to be close to tapping as the fans roar their approval.

Zach Davis: Evans is gonna tap! Reb is about to win this match!

Shannan Lerch: I think you’re right, Zach! It doesn’t look good for Chad Dogg!

Evans summons every ounce of strength and energy that he has left, leaps into the air while still locked into the Sleeper, wraps his legs around Reb’s neck and flips Reb forward onto the mat, freeing himself from the Sleeper.

Zach Davis: Unbelievable escape by Chad Evans! I’ve never seen that before!

Shannan Lerch: Me neither, Zach! I never lost faith in you, Chad Dogg!

Reb and Evans are both down on the mat, dazed and injured. The fans cheer them on for one last stand, one last push for victory, with most fans voicing their preference for Johnny Reb. The two competitors slowly stagger to their feet in their respective corners. They shake loose the cobwebs and suddenly lock eyes.

Zach Davis: It’s on now! Evans and Reb are ready to finish this!

Shannan Lerch: And I’m ready to see it finished! Somebody’s about to get their ass kicked!

Evans and Reb charge at each other and simultaneously knock each other down with clotheslines. Not satisfied with another long pause in the action, they quickly jump to their feet. There is no doubt about their intentions as they engage in an all-out striking war. Johnny employs good old fashioned Southern brawling with his fists while Chad relies upon his martial arts background and throws a barrage of kicks.

Zach Davis: We have pandemonium in the wrestling ring with both men giving it everything they have!

Shannan Lerch: Knock his head off!

Zach Davis: Who are you talking to?

Shannan Lerch: I don’t care! Somebody knock somebody’s head off!

Evans stuns Reb with an axe kick and follows with an Implant DDT that crushes Reb into the mat. Evans quickly climbs the ropes while the fans boo him. Chad springs off the ropes, majestically soars through the air and hits a flawless…

Zach Davis: Height of Enlightenment!! Evans hits the Height of Enlightenment!!

Shannan Lerch: Evans makes the cover and hooks the leg!




Zach Davis: Chad Evans has defeated Johnny Reb!!

Shannan Lerch: I have to believe that the Royal Family will be walking into Ten with a world of confidence after this victory by Chad Evans!

“Panic Switch” hits the PA and the fans erupt in boos as the referee raises Chad Evans’ hand in victory.

Kevin Hardaway Segment


This Fire Burns by Killswitch Engage is playing over the speakers and the fans are on their feet.

Zach Davis: Huh? Kevin Hardaway's old music is playing.. he wasn't scheduled to wrestle tonight.

Kevin Hardaway walks out from the back and gets a HUGE ovation from the crowd! Several "HARD-A-WAY! HARD-A-WAY!" chants ring throughout the arena, and Hardaway can't help but smile a bit to himself as he walks to the ring.

Bobby Cairo: If you two dopes had done your research, you'd know that this is Kevin Hardaway's hometown. Of course he's gonna show up, booked to wrestle or not!

Shannan Lerch: Whaddaya mean, dopes?

Hardaway slides into the ring and, wasting no time, grabs a microphone. He's about to talk but the crowd is still cheering him on and he can't. He smiles again, and several moments later they quiet down enough to let him speak.

Kevin Hardaway: Thank you, thank you. When I saw I wasn't scheduled to wrestle here tonight, well... let's just say I wasn't too happy about it. Now I'm not going to say it was Brad Kane's doing..

Massive booing at the mention of Brad Kane's name.

Kevin Hardaway: ..but it IS really fishy. Regardless, I'm out here because Kane, your time is up. I want my answer now. You, me, one VERY last time at Till Death Do Us Part. And if you don't come out here, I'm telling you right now, I'm going back there to find you!

The crowd pops.. but Hardaway doesn't need to go anywhere. A Victim, A Target by Misery Signals hits.

Zach Davis: Take notice, Brad Kane is using his wrestling music, not his commish music. He means business here tonight.

Brad steps out from the back, microphone in hand.

Brad Kane: Hardaway, when you first made your challenge... I'll be honest. I had no interest in facing you yet AGAIN.


Brad Kane: Kane vs Hardaway has been done to DEATH my friend. And, quite frankly, I'm over it.

MORE booing.

Brad Kane: ...Or so I thought. Because each week you came out here, and each week you demanded an answer from me. And each week, I not only denied you your match, but I denied you the pleasure of even knowing that I cared about your existance. But you didn't give up! And I thought back to last year at Till Death Do Us Part, and remembered how we had one of the best matches of the year... so I thought to myself, "Oh, why the hell not." HARDAWAY, YOUR MATCH IS ON!

Big time cheers this time! A smile of satisfaction comes across Hardaway's face.

Brad Kane: But oh. I do have an announcement for you. Seeing as I'm the commissioner at WCF, I still have to get you in a match at Ten. I have to give you a little warmup before your match against me. And this is going to be QUITE the warm up.

Bobby Cairo: I wonder who Brad Kane has up his sleeve?

Brad Kane: Last month, this man came to me backstage and said he wanted to wrestle at WCF's biggest PPV of the decade. And I said okay, it would be great to have a star of his magnitude back in WCF, if only for one match. Oh, this conversation took place after he was inducted into the Hall of Fame, by the way..

The crowd pops!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT?! A Hall of Famer is coming back to fight Hardaway!?

Zach Davis: Shut up and listen, Shannan!

Brad Kane: Know what? Hardaway, I'm gonna let your opponent for Ten introduce himself to you, right now!


Bobby Cairo: WHAT!?

SKYLER STRIKER walks out from the back! The fans are on their feet, cheering like crazy. "SKY-LER, SKY-LER, SKY-LER!" Hardaway, in the ring, is doing his best to hide a reaction, but he's clearly surprised and more than a little concerned.

Bobby Cairo: Skyler Striker and I feuded over the World Title a few years ago.. we aren't the best of friends, to be honest. But he's a great wrestler, that's for sure. Hardaway has his work cut out for him!


Kane leaves, leaving Striker on the stage and Hardaway in the ring. The two competitors stare at each other for several tense moments before we go to commercial.

Slickie T vs Mikami

The lights go out and Mikami's double-M logo appears on the JumboTron as "Unholy Confessions" by Avenged Sevenfold plays. The lights turn back on but are now red, revealing Mikami standing at the top of the ramp. He runs down the ramp, dives into the ring and then jumps back up to his feet.

Zach Davis: Mikami was close to winning a World Title match in 2009..

Shannan Lerch: Not as close as this man..

The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”. He watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he quickly climbs the ring stairs, looking out over the crowd before grabbing the top rope and vaulting over the top of it and into the middle of the ring. After glancing over the crowd with a thin smile on his face, he climbs a turnbuckle and throws his arms out once again to form a “T” before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and back into the middle of the ring as the lights come up once again.

Bobby Cairo: This is going to be a technical bout. I can feel it.

Zach Davis: Slickie T has a World Title match next week, of course, in the five man Championship Scramble! Biggest main event in over ten years!

Mikami and Slickie tie up in the corner with Mikami getting the advantage with a headlock. Slickie pushes him off to the ropes, upon the rebound hits a shoulder bump sending Mikami to the mat. Slickie hits the ropes, runs over Mikami to the other ropes, Mikami gets to his feet and hits a dropkick! Slickie goes flying back into the corner but stays on his feet. Mikami runs and leaps into the air. Lands on Slickie and monkey flips Slickie to the center of the ring. Slickie lands on his feet and leap frogs to the turnbuckles. Slickie moonsaults but Mikami catches him and drops him chest first on the top rope. Mikami runs and hits the ropes, returns and Slickie back body drops him over the top rope, but Mikami lands on the apron! Slickie turns around and Mikami springboards to the ropes, launches into the air and Slickie ducks underneath hits the ropes, catches MIkami from behind with a headlock as he lands on his feet and hits a bulldog! The crowd pops as Slickie stands to his feet!

Bobby Cairo: Technical in a way right there. Both men know where each other are in the ring. Their awareness is top notch!

Zach Davis: Most certainly, Bobby.

Slickie picks up Mikami but gets shots to the mid-section. Mikami hits the ropes and clotheslines Slickie T down to the mat. Mikami hits the ropes and hits a quick elbow drop! Mikami then hits a swinging neckbreaker. Mikami springboards to the ropes and hits a sweet looking moonsault! Mikami pins.

One! Two! Kick out!

Mikami picks up Slickie and throws him to the corner. Mikami hits left and right hands and then a sweet spinkick to the jaw! Slickie sits out, Mikami hits the ropes and hits a sit out dropkick to the jaw! Mikami slides Slickie out of the corner and pins.

One! Two! Kick out!

Mikami picks up Slickie and hits a sick suplex. Mikami goes to the top rope. Mikami hits another moonsault!

Zach Davis: Wow! This could be it!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two! Slickie kicks out!

Mikami picks up Slickie T and throws him to the corner once again. Mikami runs but Slickie backbody drops him again but Mikami lands on the apron. Mikami brings Slickie down by his head/hair. Mikami climbs the turnbuckle but Slickie gets to his feet and delivers a sick right hand! Slickie climbs up the turnbuckles and belly to belly suplexes Mikami RIGHT off the top rope to the mat below! They both land hard! After a breather, they both get to their feet around the same time and both men shoot each other with Slickie backing Mikami up to the corner. Slickie takes a step back and goes for a quick clothesline but Mikami side steps and Slickie crashes chest first and when he turns around Mikami hits a kitchen sink (knee to the midsection) causing Slickie to front flip over to his ass! Mikami hits the ropes and kicks Slickie in the back of the head. Mikami stands and smirks at the crowd.


Bobby Cairo: Mikami is vicious in his game plan. Whether it's inside that ring or outside, Mikami is never one to tread lightly.

Zach Davis: True statement.

Mikami picks up Slickie by his head and puts him in a piledriver position. Mikami lifts Slickie up and hits a piledriver in the middle of the ring!

Shannan Lerch: Wow! Mikami is in charge right now!

Mikami pins!



No, Slickie kicks out.

Bobby Cairo: Close call!!

Mikami signals for the end. Mikami grabs Slickie by the legs and tries to lock on the Walls of Jericho but Slickie flips Mikami out of it. Slickie gets to his feet and drop toe holds Mikami right into the bottom rope. Slickie picks up Mikami and hits a DDT! He then climbs up to the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: What is Slickie doing here-

Once Mikami is up Slickie flies off, going for the Ace of Spades!, but Mikami quickly moves out of the way! Slickie stumbles back to his feet and Mikami takes him down with a Diamond Cutter!

Shannan Lerch: BANG!

Mikami quickly pins Slickie, hooking the leg!



Another kickout!

Bobby Cairo: That was almost it! Slickie needs to get his head in this match!

Zach Davis: You gotta remember, Slickie is one week away for his shot at the World Title AND he's recently been told that the CoolWear Inc. board of directors have put Torture back in charge.. it must be hard to focus on Mikami.

Mikami starts climbing to the top now. Eventually he reaches it, and Slickie has gotten to his feet..

Shannan Lerch: Mikami could hit his Masaya Complex from here!

Mikami flies off the top but Slickie quickly snaps off an Omerta from out of nowhere!! The crowd is on their feet as Slickie's foot connects with Mikami's jaw! Mikami goes down and Slickie quickly pins him!



NO! MIKAMI GETS THE SHOULDER UP! The crowd can't believe it!

Bobby Cairo: WHAT!? How did Mikami kick out of that?! He'll be eating his food through a straw for a month after that kick!

Slickie slowly picks Mikami back up, and both men are getting tired. Slickie throws Mikami to the ropes, but Mikami comes back with big kick, staggering Slickie back. Mikami then runs at him and hits a Shining Apprentice!

Zach Davis: Mikami can't let Slickie build up any momentum! This could be either man's match at any moment..

Both Slickie and Mikami lay on the mat for several moments, catching their breath. Both men start getting to their feet.. they trade blows. Eventually Mikami ducks a Clothesline attempt by Slickie and then drops Slickie with a Jawbreaker. Mikami then begins climbing to the top.

Shannan Lerch: I think Mikami is ready to finish Slickie off. Time to drop the Hammer of Justice.


Bobby Cairo: THIS IS IT!

Mikami pins Slickie!



NO!!! SLICKIE KICKS OUT! Again, the crowd is on their feet cheering! Mikami is incredulous!

Zach Davis: I don't think I've EVER seen anyone kick out of that! I don't believe it!

Mikami is at a loss as to what to do. He picks Guiliano up, but Slickie pushes him away. Mikami goes for a Clothesline, Guiliano ducks it and starts turning him around..

Shannan Lerch: Slickie T is going to hit the T-Bone! He has it ready!

A half second before Slickie drops Mikami to the mat with the T-Bone, Mikami pushes Slickie off, sending him into the ropes! Slickie bounces backwards and Mikami rolls him up from behind!





Bobby Cairo: THAT'S IT! Mikami wins it!

The crowd is booing mercilessly as Mikami stands up, the ref raising his arm in the air.

Zach Davis: But he had his foot on the ropes! Ugh! He ruined a classic match just like that...

Bobby Cairo: In this business you win by any means neccessary, Zach! Mikami just pinned a contender for the World Title!

Zach Davis: But at Ten, he has the legendary Steve Carr to deal with. And I'm not convinced Slickie's heart was in this match; I think he couldn't get focused, and his attention was a little too much on Torture.

Mikami exits the ring and heads to the back, leaving Slickie in the ring. Slickie works his way up and the crowd gives him a standing ovation.

Shannan Lerch: Win or lose, the people love the Ace of Hardcore, that is for sure.

Zach Davis: Well fans, we'll see if Slickie can overcome this loss and win the World Title one week from today at Ten-

Lights flicker and Kings of Leon's Crawl hits the speakers and the crowd goes to instant boos and the look on Slickie's face is of disgust. Torture comes out wearing nothing but a pure black pinstripped suit made by Armani. Torture walks down the ramp with a microphone in hand and gets into the ring.

Torture: Cut my music.. Slickie.. Slickie.. Slickie.

Bobby Cairo: Slickie T never backs down from a fight. I hope Torture knows that.

Zach Davis: Not exactly sure what the 'Champ' has in mind..

Torture: I'm here to officially announce your position in CoolWear Inc. is no longer in existence and I'm standing in front of you right now to tell you to your face.. that... Ahem.

Crowd dies down.


Torture chuckles to himself as the crowd chimes in with their boos. Slickie T just smirks at Torture. This news obviously doesn't phase Allen.

Shannan Lerch: Not really sure where Torture was going with this.

Bobby Cairo: Perhaps he was going with the mental advantage!

Zach Davis: Most certainly, Bobby. It looks as if Torture is leaving now..

Torture backs up to the ropes and looks as if he's about to leave as Slickie T just stands there. Torture unbuttons his suit jacket and the World Heavyweight Championship belt is firmly around the waist. Torture unbuckles that and folds it up in his arms. Torture quickly turns around and goes to attack Slickie with the World Title! Slickie ducks and the crowd goes nuts.

Zach Davis: What the??

Torture bounces off the ropes and Slickie hits an over head back body drop! Torture hits hard and scrambles under the ropes holding his back. The crowd cheers for Slickie!

Shannan Lerch: Looks like Slickie knew that was coming!

Zach Davis: Whoa! What's this!?

Brad Kane grabs Torture and throws him into the ring head first, Torture stands up, turns around and Brad Kane hits a HUGE over head belly to belly suplex! Torture lands on his back hard! Slickie doesn't make a move as he stands in the corner. Brad Kane doesn't go for Slickie either. Brad smiles and raises his arm in the air pointing overhead..

Bobby Cairo: What is he pointing at guys?

Shannan Lerch: Oh my!

Zach Davis: What? That was up there the entire time?!

Shannan Lerch: That's a CAGE! What the hell!?

Bobby Cairo: Brad Kane's own personal playground! That my friends is the Hell in a Cell!

Zach Davis: Slickie T is getting out it looks like!

As the cage slowly lowers around the ring Slickie stands on the outside and slips underneath it but then thinks about it.. and the crowd POPS as Slickie slides BACK under the cage (ring side) and watches it lower to the ground. The cage stops on the ground and Slickie grins BIG.

Zach Davis: OH! Slickie stayed in! Slickie T stayed in!

Shannan Lerch: What the hell is Brad Kane even thinking of doing?

Zach Davis: No clue, Shannan! The Summer of 2009 was a big year for these two! Torture tried ending the life of Brad and his wife, Megan on multiple occasions! We're talking about some sick stuff, people!

Bobby Cairo: Looks like Torture knows whats going on..

Torture sits up and reels back to the corner and looks around noticing the cage and no way to escape. The crowd starts to chant "KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!". Torture stares down the crowd and stands to his feet. Slickie T slides back into the ring as Torture stands up and gets on the apron, he now notices the cage door on the outside is unlocked and open. Torture smiles as Brad doesn't move a muscle..

Zach Davis: Are they just letting Torture leave?

"Bloodlines" by Dethklok starts, and the lights go out and come back on as Creeping Death marches his way down the ramp and Torture has an optimistic look on his face. Creeping Death gets to the cage door and steps inside.. Torture jumps off the apron and now stands in front of Creeping Death. CD turns his back on Torture and closes the cage door. He locks it... Torture's face melts. The crowd pops once more! CD throws the key through the cage to the ramp and turns around, CD throws Torture into the ring and slides in after him! Torture stands up and goes for a punch to CD but he blocks it and gives a HARD RIGHT HAND to Tortures head! Torture turns and gets another RIGHT HAND from Brad Kane! Torture bounces from Brad Kane to Creeping Death once more! CD gives another right hand, as does Brad Kane! Torture is about to fall as Brad and Creep step closer but they're stopped.. by the two hands of Slickie T.

Crowd pops.

Slickie grabs Torture by the back of the head and smiles, Slickie unleashes five straight right hands to Tortures jaw! Slickie unleashes a sixth straight punch to Torture as he gets laid out. Slickie picks up Torture but Creeping Death moves Slick out of the way and grabs Torture from behind with his fingers in his mouth! Creeping Death hits Harley Quinn's Smile! Torture is down and out holding his mouth! Brad Kane picks up Torture and hits a snap-brain-buster!

Zach Davis: Oh wow! Torture can't escape this one anymore! Creeping Death and Brad Kane have laid Torture out!

Shannan Lerch: Now looks like Slickie T has one last move!

Slickie T picks up Torture and hits the T-Bone! Torture is busted open now and the crowd pops! Torture rolls to the ropes and is hardly conscience. Torture is picked up by Brad Kane, whose now standing on the apron, and throws Torture face first into the cage on the outside! Torture crashes to the mat! The crowd comes alive once more as Logan comes out from under the ring and slides in! Logan attacks Brad Kane from behind! Logan and Brad start going to town with right hands after right hands, and Creeping Death and Slickie have now started fighting as well!

Zach Davis: Oh my! It's a brawl! We're officially a week away from Ten! In Seven days we will determine a World Champion!

Shannan Lerch: Can Torture escape this same situation seven days from now? Can he honestly keep that gold around his waist!?

Bobby Cairo: Also remember Torture doesn't need to be pinned to lose!

Zach Davis: And if he does lose, Torture can't get a World Title shot for six months!

Shannan Lerch: Torture! Creeping Death! Brad Kane! Logan and Slickie T!

Bobby Cairo: And they're still fighting in the cage right now!

Zach Davis: Wait? What? We're out of time! No this can't be! SORRY FANS! WE'RE SORRY! WE ARE OUT OF TIME!!


Zach Davis: WE GOTTA GO!

Copyright information is shown on the bottom of the screen as Slam fades out with Creeping Death, Slickie T, Logan and Brad Kane all brawling in the ring. Torture is still bleeding on the outside.