Slam Intro
Seth Lerch/Jay Price Segment
Trent Townsend/Abril Segment
Ace Slaughter/Tank Reaper vs Fort Knox/Abril
Rick Mad Segment
The New Confederacy vs Hector Rodriguez/D-Day
Conviction Segment
The Metal Militia vs The Big Time Jerks
Steve Carr Segment
The LadyKillers vs Ryan Daniels/Batman Blazer
Chris Avery Segment
Tag Team Titles Match: The Royal Family vs Trent Townsend/Anastasia Petrova
Slickie T/Kevin Hardaway vs Brad Kane/Mikami

Slam Intro

Kids by MGMT blasts and the fans of Philadelphia explode as Slam is on the air! Pyro explodes from the Wachovia Center's different areas-where-pyro-can-explode-from and we go to our announcers.

Zach Davis: Welcome to Slam! Tonight we begin the WCF Tag Team Classic.

Bobby Cairo: My last match in WCF was against Creeping Death in the WCF Classic of 2007. That was a singles competition, but this time around we're doing it tag team style. Now someone else explain this whole Lethal Lottery part of it because its confusing as hell.

Shannan Lerch: Okay. There are some established teams, such as The New Confederacy and the Tag Team Champions, the Royal Family. But we also took ten WCF singles wrestlers and paired them randomly and put them in some of the slots in this tag team competition.

Bobby Cairo: Guess that wasn't so confusing after all.

Zach Davis: And the winners of this tournament will receive ONE MILLION dollars each! That is nothing to scoff at.

Bobby Cairo: I can tell you what Zach, I'd have won the WCF Classic back in 2007 if there was that kind of money on the line. That's for sure.

Shannan Lerch: Our main event tonight is Slickie T teaming up with Kevin Hardaway to take on Brad Kane and Mikami, with the winning team moving on in the tournament.

Zach Davis: You mean our NEW WORLD CHAMPION SLICKIE T!

Shannan Lerch: Erm, yeah, yeah, that's right..

Bobby Cairo: Slickie T finally liberated the World Title from Torture's grasp last week at Ten. What a moment that was.

Zach Davis: Remember, though. A week earlier, Slickie was defeated by Mikami in a singles match. You'd have to think that is kind of eating at Mikami, especially after Mikami suffered his loss to Steve Carr at the same show that Slickie completed his rise to glory.

Shannan Lerch: I don't know about "completed," Zach. Slickie may have won the Title but he still hasn't done everything he's set out to do... he hasn't defeated Torture. He pinned Logan, not Torture. Remember that.

Bobby Cairo: Well that is one goal that will have to go unaccomplished, because Torture has, quite predictably, quit the Wrestling Championship Federation after losing the World Title.

Zach Davis: To be fair, that is based on pure speculation, we haven't heard any hard facts either way, but.. it certainly does seem so.

Shannan Lerch: The other big story of our main event is that we are a few short weeks away from the final Kevin Hardaway versus Brad Kane match, at Till Death Do Us Part. They'll be against one another in tag competition tonight. I can't wait.

Bobby Cairo: We have other matches besides the main event though guys so let's keep on truckin' here. We have a Tag Team Titles match, in fact! The Royal Family, my boy Chad and his boy Jimmy, are defending the belts against Trent Townsend and Anastasia Petrova.

Zach Davis: That'll be an interesting one, to be sure. The Royal Family just won the Tag Titles at Ten, but they have to defend those belts throughout the Tag Team Classic. That is going to be no easy task.

Shannan Lerch: JAY PRICE IS RETURNING!! YAAYY!

Bobby Cairo: ...Well, Jay already returned at Ten, but yeah. He's making his Slam return tonight, teaming with Greenfever to take on Ryan Daniels and the debuting Batman Blazer. Blazer's brother, Jobin, is also a part of WCF but didn't join in time to make it into this competition.

Zach Davis: The Metal Militia, Rick Mad and Creeping Death, WCF's first ever Tag Team Champs, reunite to take on the former Champs, the Big Time Jerks. That'll be interesting. Mad and CD nearly killed each other last year in the XIII King of the Deathmatch tournament.

Bobby Cairo: Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, Zach. Nah I'm kidding, if that was true Creeping Death would be the size of Tank Reaper with the amount of punishment he takes.

Shannan Lerch: The New Confederacy is taking on a team that might as well be called The Undercard Champions or something-

Zach Davis: Shannan! That's a little insulting.

Shannan Lerch: Eh, whatever, I'm a bitch, that isn't news. Anyway, D-Day, the new Television Champ, and Hector Rodriguez, the new United States Champ, have been paired up. With Hector's new attitude I wonder how he'll get along with D-Day?

Bobby Cairo: And in our opener, the former US Champ, Ace Slaughter, teams up with Tank Reaper to take on Fort Knox and Abril. Those are two more sets of mismatched teams, that's for sure.

Zach Davis: Let's get to it!

Seth Lerch/Jay Price Segment

Master of Puppets by Metallica begins to play.

Bobby Cairo: Well, looks like we'll start the show by seeing what our illustrious leader Seth Lerch has to say.

Seth walks to the ring to his usual chorus of booing and profanities from the fans. He slides in and grabs the microphone.

Seth Lerch: I really don't know why you guys boo me. I go and create the WCF Tag Team Classic for you and what thanks do I get? NONE!

More booing.

Seth Lerch: Whatever. Luckily I don't need the love, or thanks, of you people for my own self esteem. I'm here to talk about Ten.

The mention of Ten gets a cheer from the crowd.

Zach Davis: It really was a great PPV. Lots of new Champs.. including Slickie T.

Seth Lerch: Ten was a huge achievement for me. Firstly, the whole ten years thing, of course. We've talked about that before. But an even BIGGER improvement... THE LAST EVER APPEARANCE IN WCF OF LOGAN!

Huge booing on that one.

Seth Lerch: WCF has suffered for TEN YEARS because of Logan and his childish antics. For ten long years he held this company down.. and now, finally, once and for all, we're free of his influence on the company. Logan is done. For good. And I gave him an appropriate place to make a final stand, if I do say so myself. So kudos to me.

Booing.

Seth Lerch: And with Torture gone as well, finally, we're looking forward... to the Future of WCF.

This gets a big pop from the fans.

Zach Davis: He's talking about Slickie T!

Shannan Lerch: Think again, Zach.

Seth Lerch: And without further ado, I introduce to you.. the true Future of WCF.. the one and only.. JAY PRICE!!!

All the lights in the arena go out as the big screen lights up, flashing the words "The Future" and "Is Now" in bold red letters. The crowd gets up out of their seats in anticipation of seeing their hometown hero's return.

The big screen again goes black as the arena is plunged once again into total darkness. 4 Words To Choke Upon hits the arena's PA System out of nowhere as the Philadelphia crowd goes absolutely nuts. The big screen switches from the wording to showing various scenes of Price's career, including his TV Title win and the victory over Logan at One. As the lead singer begins singing Jay Price emerges through the curtain, his head and face covered by the hood of his leather jacket. He walks out onto the stage and stops as he looks around at the crowd from under the hood. As the crowd continues to go nuts, blasts of red and white pyro go off from the sides of the stage followed by a shower of silver sparks that seem to fall from the sky over Price's head.

Bobby Cairo: Dear god listen to these fans. I've never heard anyone cheer for Price.

Zach Davis: Pfft. It's only because we're in Philly. If we were anywhere else in the country you'd be going deaf because of all the booing.

He then flips down the hood to reveal his trademark grin and face, his eyes hidden behind dark sunglasses. He then takes off down the ramp towards the ring, occasionally taking the time to smack the hands of some lucky fans.

When he reaches the ring steps he climbs them and steps through the ropes. He turns to the corner and climbs up to the second rope. He looks out at the crowd and points out to them all showing his love for his hometown supporters. He then hops down off the turnbuckle and turns his attention back to Seth who is standing by with a microphone. He walks over and shakes his hand before taking the microphone.

Jay Price: What the fuck is going on Philadelphia?

The noise in the arena is deafening as the crowd pops.

Jay Price: God damn it's good to be back on Slam. It's been too damn long.

Price pauses as he looks around at the crowd. Seth is standing in the corner nodding in agreement.

Jay Price: Now I'm not out here to bore you all with a whole lot of talking so let's get right to business. Logan...

The crowd pops at the mention of Logan's name, causing both Price and Lerch to make faces of disgust.

Jay Price: Logan isn't going to be around for a long time.

The crowd boos.

Jay Price: Oh I feel your pain. I'm just as upset as you that Logan isn't going to be around. I mean, when I heard that he was suspended I just didn't know what to think. Here I had all these plans for when I came back that involved him and he goes and gets into trouble. But you know I finally figured out why he did what he did.....it was fear. Fear of what was going to happen when I came looking for his head.

The crowd boos at that statement.

Jay Price: Boo all you like but each and everyone of you knew that I wasn't going to just let what he did go. The man tried to end career last month and there was no way in hell that I was going to forget that. Now I wasn't even going to be at Ten. I was going to make my grand return here in my hometown tonight. But Logan had to screw that all up, just like he does best. He made me come back sooner than I wanted to so that I could get my revenge. But it was worth it. Oh was it worth it.

Price walks over to the cameraman and looks directly into the camera lens.

Jay Price: Logan right now I know you're sitting at home watching the show. I want you to know that I'll be waiting for you to come back. If you thought that costing you a shot at the World Title was the end of it then you are sadly mistaken. I want you to think about the pain you were in at Ten. I want you to think about the pain you are in right now as you sit there looking at the television screen. This is not over between you and I Logan. Not by a long shot. This will not be over until I have taken one last thing from you. Your career.

Price backs away from the camera and grins at the crowd which has quickly turned on him, all the cheers that he had earlier have turned to the boos that he's accustomed to.

Jay Price: I know how much you all love Logan. To you he's some sort of god among men. And for me to speak ill of him, well in your eyes thats blasphemy. Well if hate is what you feel for me, then so be it. I've said it from the very beginning and I will say it again for all of you. I am not here to entertain you. I am not here to make you like me. I am here to be the best in the business. I am here to show you that I am the future of professional wrestling.

Price lowers the microphone as Seth nods his head in agreement. The fans are still booing and have started up the old "Fuck You Price" and "You Still Suck" chants. Seth turns to the crowd and yells at them to show some respect but that only adds to the fire.

Jay Price: Relax Seth, I'm used to this kind of response.

Seth quiets down but still frowns at the crowds reaction.

Jay Price: Now moving on to the other bit of business I have. And that would be our former World Champion Torture.

Massive booing at the mere mention of Torture.

Jay Price: Wow, it's nice to finally here somebody get booed worse than me. But seriously, Torture and I had a history, be it brief, that was rather rocky to say the least. As you all know he hand picked me to be his right hand man during our days in the ToT and during that time we became rather good friends. But as he does best, he quickly found a way to piss off the wrong person...Me. His arrogance, his cockiness and most of all his god damn self centeredness caused the breakup of what could have been the most powerful group in the history of professional wrestling.

The crowd is murmuring as they try and figure out what is going on here.

Jay Price: So I had to do what was best for me. I put as much distance between him and I as possible and let his self destruction finally get the better of him. And thats exactly what happened. At Ten WCF finally got itself a new World Champion in Slickie T and Torture was sent home to wallow in his own self pity. And then, in one last act of patheticness, he announced that he was quitting. He couldn't get another World Title shot for 6 months, but instead of sticking it out and going after another title like the US or Hardcore, he took the bitch way out and quit. Well I for one say good riddance and goodbye to another no good quitter.

The crowds boos have somewhat turned into cheers, as the crowd now seems split with their feelings.

Jay Price: Now that I'm done talking about the trash of the past, it's time to talk about one last bit of business. And that ladies and gentlemen, is the future of this great company. As I said we now have ourselves a brand new World Champion in Slickie T.

Big pop for Slickie from the crowd.

Jay Price: Yes I will give that man credit for having one of the best years in WCF history last year. From winning the WAR match to putting on what could be considered the match of the year at One, he deserved that belt more than anyone in this company. So to you Slickie, I give you all the props in the world. But I also want to give you something else. A bit of advice actually. I want you to enjoy that title all you can. Savor all the hard work and dedication that went into winning it. Because soon, very soon, the day is going to come when a new challenge arises in front of you. And I want you to be ready for the day when my time comes, because you can guarantee that I'm going to be ready for you. Because you see I'm a rather greedy person. So once we're done with this Tag Tournament and I've won the titles with Greenfever, I'm going to be looking to add even more gold. And I won't be looking at the TV Title or the Hardcore Title or even the US Title. I'm going to be looking right at the ten pound piece of gold that's wrapped around your waist.

The crowd is buzzing over what Price is saying.

Jay Price: At Ten Seth announced me as the future WCF World Champion. Soon enough you'll all be referring to me as the CURRENT WCF World Champion.

Mixed reaction from the crowd.

Jay Price: Today WCF is entering a brand new era. A golden era. The Era.....

Dramatic pause as Price closes his eyes and savors the moment.

Jay Price: Of Price.

Price drops the microphone to the mat as his music hits the PA system once again. He walks over to the ropes and climbs through them before hopping down to the floor. Seth follows him out of the ring and the two begin walking up the ramp. As Price passes by the announce table he stops and looks over at Shannan who barely acknowledges him. He shakes his head and continues up the ramp.

Bobby Cairo: Well there you have it folks. Jay Price is back in WCF and it looks like he's got some pretty big goals set for himself.

Zach Davis: Not only that but it seems like there's a little bit of friction between him and you Shannan. What's going on there?

Shannan Lerch: Just drop it and do your job Zach.

Price reaches the top of the ramp and takes one last look at the crowd before disappearing behind the curtain.

Trent Townsend Segment

The scene opens inside Trent Townsend’s locker room where he and Torrie are seated. They are relaxed with Trent in his wrestling gear, ready for his tag match with Anastasia. He takes a deep breath and releases it slowly.

Trent Townsend: So what are the chances I could be a tag team champion?

Torrie: Oh I say pretty good. I think -

Suddenly they are interrupted by Abril coming into the locker room with Gerard. Torrie immediately gets a grossed out look on her face at the midget and grabs Trent by the arm. Abril looks them both over and grins.

Abril: I know you are surprised to see me but I thought I would check to see if there was anything else you wanted to tell me about Knox.

Trent sighs.

Trent Townsend: No, there’s nothing else. I told you everything. He’s a low class money whoring scum bag. Face it, you did not get the luck of the draw.

Abril: That still doesn’t mean we can’t be tag team champions.

Trent Townsend: Well in order to do that you will have to get through Anastasia and I. We pretty much have this thing wrapped up.

Gerard: You underestimate master. A very wrong decision for you, yes?

Trent Townsend: Why does he always talk in third person? I mean what the hell?

Torrie: I don’t know but he’s creepy as shit.

Gerard: Gerard is beautiful compared to the likes of you.

Abril: Getting through you won’t be a problem. I just have to worry about tonight. But when I do get to you, you best watch out. But let me ask you this question first. Is your soul saved?

Trent Townsend: What?

Abril: I can see that it’s not. I can save you.

Trent Townsend: I don’t need to be saved. I need a win tonight. Now I told you all I know about Knox so if you don’t mind I’m trying to get ready for my match.

Gerard: Someday you will have to face your soul’s misfortune because the master says so, yes?

Trent Townsend: Whatever, good bye now.

Abril and Gerard both back out of the locker room slowly.

Torrie: They give me the creeps.

Trent Townsend: I dunno, the girl is hot at least. If it just wasn’t for that damn midget. What the hell?

The two shrug their shoulders as the cameras fade out.

Ace Slaughter/Tank Reaper vs Fort Knox/Abril
WCF Tag Team Classic Match

Shannan Lerch: Our next tag team bout for this exciting Tag Team Classic will be Ace Slaughter and Tank Reaper verses Abril and Fort Knox.

Zach Davis: Have you ever notice how intense these wrestler's promos get, right before their matches?

Shannan Lerch: It's just natural. Trying to have the loudest bark in a business like this, it's very natural.

Zach Davis: Yea, I know all that.

Shannan Lerch: Then why ask such a question?

Zach Davis: Well, we sure have heard a lot from Ace Slaughter and Abril, not much from either of their tag team partners. In fact Ace Slaughter...

Shannan Lerch: No. You mean Oblivion.

Zach Davis: No. Ace Slaughter is doing the talking. You see his mouth move and words come out. Ace Slaughter is talking. Sheesh!!

Shannan Lerch: No! Ace Slaughter has not been taking his anti-depressants and his anti-psychotic medications. He has been talking to himself. He claims to have this "second personality" named Oblivion.

Zach Davis: You don't believe Ace Slaughter has a psychological disorder?

Shannan Lerch: Oh Yes, yes I do!! He's nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake. More crazier than a sh*thouse rat!!!

Zach Davis: You may not know this. But, I can consider Stephan Johnson, a friend. As soon as he signed with WCF, we became friends instantly. But, I have noticed he has become non-existing anymore. He has become Ace Slaughter 24 hours a day.

Shannan Lerch: Now, it looks like Ace Slaughter is now Oblivion. This guys has more voices poking around in his head, if charged rent, he would be a millionaire!!!

Zach Davis: Shannan Lerch, that is absolutely not funny! That man has problems, major problems and you find humor in it?

Shannan Lerch: You do have to admit, it is entertaining. It looks like Kyle Steel is in the ring, for our first introductions. Take it away, Kyle Steel.

Kyle Steel: This is the first round of the Tag Team classic. The winner will be decided at Till Death Do us Part on February 28th in Baltimore Maryland.

The lights go out and gold dollar signs flash about as `Get your shine on' begins to blare throughout the arena. Some, of the crowd, begin to stand and bounce to the song...

Yeah
We gon go old school
Ya know what I'm sayin

Kyle Steel: From Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 240 pounds..... FOR-OR-ORT KNO-O-O-OX!!!

If you from where I'm from
Ya know what I'm talkin bout
the way we do this here
this is a cash money classic
and I feel couldnt nobody do it the way Ima do it
ya know what I'm sayin
so, here we go world, I'm bringin it to your world from my world
ya know what I'm talkin bout look I say

Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage covered with golden fireworks. Very bright golden lights surround the hole that Cash came out from.

Bobby Cairo: You can say one thing about Fort Knox....

Shannan Lerch: Yea, he's not short on confidence.

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

So nigga stop hatin'

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

Fort Knox comes out wearing black shades. Knox is wearing gold chains around his neck and is wearing a gold Rolex watch and bracelet.

Zach Davis: This Fort Knox, is as cool as a breeze in the shade.

SILENCE.

Zach Davis: What?!?! Nothing?!?! I thought that was pretty good.

Shannan Lerch: That doesn't even deserve a response.

Bobby Cairo: Sorry dude, I'll have to agree with Shannan.

You know we gonna make it

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

So nigga stop hatin'

He has a gold ring on each finger and when he holds to up to the camera they spell FORT KNOX.

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

Zach Davis: You do have to admit, that Fort Knox does have a great ring entrance.

Bobby Cairo: Let's see, this week, if it carries over into his ring skills.

You know we gonna make it

Shannan and Bobby whisper amongst each other.

Shannan Lerch: (whispers) Okay... okay... sh-h-h okay.

Bobby Cairo: (whispers) Then do it. I dare ya to ask.

Shannan Lerch: Hey, Zach!!

Zach Davis: Yes, Shannan?

Shannan Lerch: Do you have what it takes, to live in the 'hood?

Zach Davis: Live in da hood?!?! C'mon biotch...

Shannan Lerch: Biotch?! I know he's just didn't call me no biotch!

Bobby Cairo: Oh-h-h no-o-o!

Zach Davis: Live in da hood?!?! I RAN da hood!!

Shannan Lerch: Davis please!! You ran FROM tha hood, more like it!!

Bobby Cairo: Face it, Zach. You would kinda stand out.

Zach Davis: WHY?!?

In one you trust, the neighborhood is us

And everything that I ride is 22s and up
And everytime that I slide, you know I'm platinum plus
Make the hood understand that we trying to come up
24s on trucks, just the neighborhood lust
Tell Lil' One be cool everybody coming up
Cause everybody wanna ride, everybody wanna shine
So how ya love that people? Everybody on the grind

Fort Knox enters the ring and poses. Golden fireworks shoot off from the ring post.

Zach Davis: Seriously why?

Bobby Cairo: You want me to tell him? Or do you want to have the pleasure?

Shannan Lerch: No, go ahead.

Bobby Cairo: Zach, let's put it this way. If you were to be caught in a snow storm, no one would be able to see you.

Zach Davis: Yea, that's because the snow drift would be seven feet tall. Of course you wouldn't be able to see me.

And these projects cuts ya, ya hood rich livin lavish
Those 14s, you know we had to have it
Once upon a time it was nothing but magic
Hustling right in front of my mama, Ms. Gladys
Chasin paper paper chasin, look thats all we know
Comin through the neighborhood on them 24s
Bet a thousand, shoot a thousand, nigga up it some more
Fast money, Cash Money, thats all I know One

Bobby Cairo: That's not what I meant.

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

Zach Davis: What DID you mean?

Shannan Lerch: He means that you... you have a slight lack of color on you. You make Conan O'Brien look like Tupac Shakur

So nigga stop hatin'

Zach Davis: WHAT?!?

Bobby Cairo: Never mind, Shannan. He won't figure it out!

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

Knox hands his gold to the ringside person and tells them not to lose his gold.

Bobby Cairo: That's some expensive bling, he's got there. The ringside attendee better keep track of that!!

Fort Knox: You know not to lose this, right?! Or something bad will happen to ya, right?

The ringside personel takes the golden jewelery ringside.

You know we gonna make it

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

So nigga stop hatin'

He then puts on his gloves and gets ready to fight.

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

You know we gonna make it

Music fades out...

Kyle Steel: His tag team partner...

`Dead girl Superstar' by Rob Zombie begins...

Kyle Steel: From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 125 pounds....

Woman: Get out there and make it look good!!!

Kyle Steel: A-a-a-br-i-i-l-l-l-l!!!!

The arena goes pitch black. Suddenly, the lights flash four times.
Well, she threw downtown on a gambling green
And fenced a chicken dog in a movie
A long haired baby got a record machine
Like a hacksaw falling on me
Go, go, go, go

Abril steps out onto the ramp with her arms raised high.

Bobby Cairo: Here comes the new comer.... Abril!!

Shannan Lerch: Do you think she will have a disadvantage in this tag match. Going against much taller and more massive wrestlers.

Dying to go
She's moving in like a demon
Go, go, go, go
Dying to go
She's moving in like a demon

She taunts the crowd for a few minutes as they boo her.

Zach Davis: If she keeps her wits together and keep the larger wreslers off balanced. She will do just fine.

Shannan Lerch: I have to agree, surprisingly enough. Since she is the smaller wrestler, she will either keep them off balanced with a stick and move method or knock them down to her level.

Bobby Cairo: Either way, she will have her hands full.

Dead girl, dead girl
Dead girl, dead girl SUPERSTAR

Well, she blew uptown on a cemetery sound
And wore leather pants for a week, yeah
A canteen butcher got tiger teeth
And a handmade circus freak, yeah

She then makes her way down the ramp and into the ring. The crowd boos, as she continues her way down the ramp.

Bobby Cairo: I guess the fans have made up their minds. It looks like the fans will be behind Ace Slaughter and Tank Reaper.

Go, go, go, go
Dying to go
She's moving in like a demon
Go, go, go, go
Dying to go
She's moving in like a demon

Dead girl, dead girl
Dead girl, dead girl SUPERSTAR

She gets ready for her match by removing her jacket.

Zach Davis: Now it's time for the big boys to come out.

Shannan Lerch: Hold on! I have confermation that Tank reaper and Ace slaughter are backstage with Hank Brown.

Backstage, Ace Slaughter is standing on Hank Brown's right side, as Tank Reper is standing on Hank Brown's left side. Mini Ace is in front of them, bouncing all over the place. While, Melissa, looking cute and sexy, as usual, skipping around listening to her MP3 player.

Hank Brown: Ace Slaughter...

Ace Slaughter: No, Hank Brown. No!!! It's time for everyone to listen. Fort Knox!!! Where have you been, little boy? Sure, not training with Abril! I've been talking to her, more than you have! Me and the big man are gonna go into that ring....

Crowd: WHAT?!?

Ace Slaughter: I said THAT ring!!

Crowd: WHAT?!?

Ace Slaughter: I said in THAT ring, myself and BIG Tank Reaper, here are gonna enter that ring and win our match and continue in the Tag Team Classic!! You are AL-L-L-L are looking at the new WCF Tag Team Champions!!! Tell 'em big man!!

Tank Reaper: I agree with Ace Slaughter one million percent!!! Look at us!!! I'm over seven feet tall and weigh over 300 pounds!! Slaughter is six feet five and weighs almost 300 pounds!!! Fort Knox, you weigh only 240 pounds and Abril? Hey Ace, is that the girl you were telling me about? She is HOT! Abril, girl you weigh only what... 125 pounds?!?!? You kidding me, right?!?!? My breakfast weighed more than that!

Zach Davis: Oh, snap!!

Both Shannan and Bobby look at Zach, funny.

Ace Slaughter: Hey, Tank!! I think this match will be a no brainer!!

Tank Reaper: You think so?!

Ace Slaughter: I know so!!!

Slaughter taps Melissa on the shoulder, then whispers her in the ear. Melissa has a look of disgust on her face.

Bobby Cairo: What did The Superstar tell Melissa?

Melisa walks up in front of everyone.

Melissa: Abril!! If you think for one second, that if you step out of that ring and I won't sock you a good one, you got another thing coming!!! Watch your step, little girl!!

Shannan Lerch: Whoa, listen to little girl!!!

Melissa: C'mon fellas!! It's time to win us a match!!!

Hank Brown: I meant to ask, Ace.

Ace Slaughter: Yes?

Hank Brown: Where is Keith?

Ace Slaughter: Keith is on special assignment.

Hank Brown: When is he coming back?

Ace Slaughter becomes a little irritated with Hank Brown's intrusive questioning. Oblivion gets slightly angry.

Ace Slaughter: Listen here, little man. He comes back, when I decide for him to come back. It's none of your damn business, Hank Brown!!!

Slaughter looks into the camera....

Ace Slaughter: It's time for Philadelphia to see a massacre!!!

As Slaughter, Reaper, and Melissa leaves, Mini Ace stays and the camera is slightly too tall for Mini Ace. You can barely see his fingertips, waving. The camera dips down...

Mini Ace: Fort Knox....

Mini Ace takes his thumb and simulates a cutting action.

Mini Ace: Abril...

Mini Ace simulates a kissing motion, then leaves the backstage area.

Bobby Cairo: I, for one, is very interested in the match-up.

Shannan Lerch: I have to agree, with you, Bobby Cairo!!

Zach Davis: Wanna know what, I have to say about it?!

Shannan Lerch: NO-O-O-O!!!!

The lights, in the arena go dim. The crowd scrambles to stand up, some with their hands on their ears. Some of the crown run towards the entrance ramp, screaming and yelling.

Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh, lights are out, Zach!!! Geenfever is gonna getchya!!!

Three sets of spotlights start to rotate around the crowd. A loud siren, similar to a tornado warning, echoes throughout the arena.

Zach is holding his ears, as Shannan stands up. Shannan throws her arms, in the air. Her hands are in the "devil's horns" as "Click click Boom" by Saliva begins to start.

Shannan Lerch: Uncover your ears, you wuss!!!

Come on, Come on!
Come on, Come on!

Ace Slaughter, slowly walks out through the smoke. Slowly, right beside him is Tank Reaper. Melissa is skipping around them. Mini Ace is mimicing Ace.

Zach Davis: Tank Reaper and Ace Slaughter look very determined!!

Shannan Lerch: I don't know. It looks like, Abril and Fort Knox will have their work cut out for them.

Zach Davis: Why?

Shannan Lerch: In size comparison, they look huge compared to Fort Knox and Abril!

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Wasn't faded, not jaded, just a kid with a pad and pen
And a big imagination
All this, I seek, I find I push the envelope to the line
Make it, break it
Take it, until I’m overrated

There are three white spotlights rotating around the interior, of the auditorium. Multi-colored lasers flash along the bass, of the song

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station TOUR around the nation leaving the scene in devastation

Ace Slaughter throws his arms into the air. Slaughter, Mini Ace, Tank Reaper, and Melissa jump into the air. When they all land, the pyrotechnics, that is surrounding the ramp, explodes with gold pyro.

I can see it in my mind
I can see it in your eyes
It's close enough to touch it now
far away enough to die!

Ace slaughter starts to jump and thrash around, to the music. Mini Ace mimics Slaughter's movements. Tank Reaper continues to walk slowly behind Slaughter. Melissa continues to skip around.

What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect
But still you don't hear no cryin' ass bitchin' from me
Like there seems to be on everybody's CD
So just sit back and relax
And let me have your head for a minute
I can show you somethin' in it
That has yet to be preceded, oh yeah!

Ace Slaughter and his crew continue to walk down the aisle. they reach the ring. Mini Ace slides under the bottom rope. Melissa slowly enters the ring, between the middle and top rope, stopping half way, wiggling her butt, as she straddles the ring rope. Melissa teases the crowd, with her flirtatious ways. The crowd begins to whistle. Tank Reaper enters the ring, by walking over the top rope. Slaughter looks around...

Zach Davis: What is Slaughter looking at?

The crowd cheers.

Shannan Lerch: He's looking at his 'Maniacs!! I think this crowd is gonna explode!!

Slaughter jumps up to the ring apron. Melissa walks over to a near by corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Mini Ace also walks to a nearby corner and climbs up to the bottom turnbuckle. Tank Reaper walks over to a corner, climbs up to the second turnbuckle and raises up his arms. Ace grabs the top rope and as he shakes the top rope violently, Melissa shrieks and Mini Ace pounds the middle turnbuckle with his hands, then throws his arms out. Tank Reaper roars out, as he throws his massive arms into the air. The crowd cheers. Melissa, Mini Ace, and Tank Reaper jump down to the mat, as Ace Slaughter enters the ring. All four walk to the center, of the ring. Slaughter stands in the middle, with Mini Ace kneeling in front of him. Tank Reaper stand motionless, as he roars, as Melissa skips around them.

The crowd roars with cheers!

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station Tour around the nation,
Leavin' the scene in devastation

Crowd: SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!!

Why have I clouded up my mind
Why's my mother always right
And will I make it to the end
Or will I crawl away and die

Both Ace Slaughter and Mini Ace pose, as flashes of many cameras flash. Keith poses with a front muscle pose, Melissa continues to skip and occassionaly flips up her skirt.

Click click boom
click click boom
click click boom
click click boom

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze

Mini Ace and Melissa leave the ring, as Ace Slaughter and Rank Reaper stares at their opponents!!! Mini Ace slides under the ring.

Bobby Cairo: I wonder if there is a small village of little people, under the ring.

Zach Davis: It would be kinda cool, if there was.

It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of my head
It's all inside of me
It's comin' over me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside my head!
Yeah!

Music begins to fade out....

[DING-DING]

Shannan Lerch: The big man Tank Reaper and Fort Knox start out for their respected teams.

Tank and Knox hook up, in the center, of the ring.

Bobby Cairo: Reaper, with an obvious size advantage, has quite of leverage over Knox.

Zach Davis: Knox not gaining any advantage, let's go, then hooks up with Tank again.

Knox tries to gain advantage by pulling hair, but there is none. The fans begin to mock Knox.

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox tried to pull Tank's hair....

All three announcers look at each other...

Bobby Cairo: But, he has none!!

Knox goes to the ropes and begins to yell, at the crowd.

Shannan Lerch: What's Knox doing? With a monster like that, he needs to concentrate on him, not the crowd.

Crowd: FORT KNOX SUCKS!!! FORT KNOX SUCKS!!! FORT KNOX SUCKS!!!

Bobby Cairo: Here comes Tank Reaper!!

Zach Davis: Reaper grabs Knox from behind and....

WHAM!!!

Shannan Lerch: A belly to back suplex.

Zach Davis: He defiently felt that one!!

Bobby Cairo: You can say that one again!!

Zach Davis: He defiently felt that one!!

Fort Knox slightly flops around, in pain, grabbing his head.

Shannan Lerch: Tank Reaper picks up Fort Knox, with both hands around Knox's neck and...

WHAM-SLAM!!

Bobby Cairo: Tank Reaper just picked up Fort Knox by the throat and slam him onto the mat, as Knox's head bounces off the mat!!

Fort Knox tries to scramble, to his corner, but Tank Reaper grabs him and picks him up.

Zach Davis: Tank Reaper bounces Fort Knox off the ropes and....

Reaper slams a shoulder block into Fort Knox, which cause him fly right into Slaughter/Reaper corner. Knox has his left hand on the mat, as he grabs for a rope, with his right hand...

SLAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Ace slaughter just stomped onto Fort Knox's left hand.

Knox stands up to yell at Slaughter, but Ace just points behind Knox.

Bobby Cairo: Knox turns around and....

WHAM!!!

Zach Davis: SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!!

Reaper throws Knox into the corner and begins to ram his enormous shoulder, over and over again into the mid-section of a really exausted Fort Knox. Abril, tries to motivate Knox.

Abril: C'Mon Knox!!!

Abril tries to motivate the crowd.

Abril: Let's go, Knox!!!

Crowd: NO!!!

Abril: Let's go, Knox!!!

Crowd: NO!!!

Abril: Let's go, Knox!!!

Crowd: NO!!!

Shannan Lerch: I think the crowd has spoken.

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox looks totally out of it!!!

Abril: Let's go, Knox!!! C'mon motivate!! Motivate!!

Reaper picks up Knox and places him against the turnbuckles. Tank Reaper places his right index finger over his own mouth, as everyone says...

Crowd: Sh-h-h-h-h!!!

Bobby Cairo: Tank Reaper just nails Fort Knox with a chop.

Tank Reaper places his right index finger over his own mouth, as everyone says...

Crowd: Sh-h-h-h-h!!!

Bobby Cairo: Tank Reaper just nails Fort Knox with another chop.

Ace Slaughter is standing in his corner, smiling.

Shannan Lerch: Look at Ace Slaughter, he has this evil grin, on his face. Is he laughing?!

Zach Davis: I think he is, Shannan.

Slaughter stomps down onto the ring apron with his right foot and claps his hands.

Ace Slaughter: Let's go Reaper!!! Let's go Reaper!!!

Crowd: Let's go Reaper!!! <clap-clap clap-clap-clap> Let's go Reaper!!! <clap-clap clap-clap-clap>

Tank Reaper grabs Fort Knox and hip tosses halfway across the ring.

Bobby Cairo: Tank Reaper is looking around. I think it's time for the Reaping Reaper!!

Tank picks up Fort Knox and slams him down on the mat on his back. Tank bends down. He is standing over Knox, then lifts Knox by the arm and the leg and throws Knox into the air.

Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!!! Look how high that toss was.

Reaper catches Knox and slams him back down on their back.

Zach Davis: Oh my God, he's doing it again...

Tank picks up Fort Knox and slams him down on the mat on his back. Tank bends down. He is standing over Knox, then lifts Knox by the arm and the leg and throws Knox into the air. Reaper catches Knox and slams him back down on their back.

Bobby Cairo: I think Tank Reaper just killed Fort Knox!!!

Reaper pulls Knox over to his corner and tags in Ace Slaughter. Knox is desperately trying to crawl back to his corner, but Slaughter stops him.

Abril: C'mon Knox!!!

Slaughter picks up Fort Knox, by the legs and slams him into the mat, face first. Two little people, that look like Mini Ace, crawl from under the ring, right in front of the announcer's table. they begins to pound on the mat. The crowd begins to stir. Curiosity makes the crowd stand and look at the little fellas.

Zach Davis: What the Hell, two midg...

Shannan Lerch: Little people, Zach, little people.

Zach Davis: Two little people just crawled from under the ring!!!

Two more little people crawl from under the adjacent side, of the ring. They too, also begin to pound down onto the mat

Shannan Lerch: A modified Slaughter Knocker!!!

Two more little people crawl from under the ring, opposite from the side the two original little people crawled from.

Slaughter picks up in a vertical suplex and holds him....

Then finally three more, including Mini Ace begin pounding down, onto the mat. After about ten seconds of the last three little people, including Mini Ace, of pounding down onto the mat, all nine little people begin to slam their hands then clap their hands....

SLAM-CLAP-SLAM-CLAP-SLAM-CLAP!!!!

Bobby Cairo: OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE BEING INVADED BY THE LOLLIPOP GUILD!!!

Zach Davis: Slaughter is holding up Fort Knox for a lo-o-ong time.

After holding up Fort Knox in a vertical suplex, Slaughter release the suplex and lands on top of Fort Knox. The referee gets into position....

Crowd: ONE!!!

Crowd: TWO!!!

Crowd: THR-

Bobby Cairo: Slaughter picks up Fort Knox by the hair!!

Ace Slaughter plays dumb with the referee and picks up Fort Knox. Slaughter then bounces Knox off the ropes....

Zach Davis: Back body drop!!!

Crowd: SLAUGHTER!!!! SLAUGHTER!!!! SLAUGHTER!!! SLAUGHTER!!

Mini Ace leaves his spot from where he was standing.

Zach Davis: Where is Mini Ace going?

Bobby Cairo: God knows....

Mini Ace runs towards Abril. Abril's eyes get huge then she jumps down. Mini Ace begins to chase her around the ring. As Abril gets near Slaughter's side, Melissa stands there getting ready to throw a punch.

Shannan Lerch: That's not right!!! That little creature should stay with his kind and not get involved, in the match!!!

Abril abruptly stops and tries to turn around, but Mini Ace is there. So, Abril slides into the ring and runs towards her corner. Mini Ace enters the ring still chasing Abril. The referee stops Mini Ace.

Shannan Lerch: Finally!!

Zach Davis: What?!?!?

Shannan Lerch: Finally, somebody stopping Mini Ace's antics!!!

As the referee is preoccupied with Mini Ace, Fort Knox hits Ace Slaughter with a low blow!!

Bobby Cairo: Now, that's a bit uneccessary!!!

Zach Davis: To say the least!!!

Mini Ace leaves the ring and goes back with his friends. The rest of The Gathering gets irate!!

Bobby Cairo: I think Fort Knox just pissed off Slaughter's Gathering!!!

All nine of The Gathering, including Mini Ace, begin to climb up ringside and onto the ring apron. They grab the middle rope and begin stomp with their feet.

[RIGHT FOOT-LEFT FOOT] [RIGHT FOOT-LEFT FOOT] [RIGHT FOOT-LEFT FOOT] [RIGHT FOOT-LEFT FOOT]

The Gathering starts to shake the middle rope. The referee begins to admonish the little fellas.

Referee: All you guys... off from the ring apron!!

As the referee is reprimanding The Gathering, Fort Knox grabs Slaughter by his legs and hits him with a reverse atomic drop. Slaughter grabs his groin, as Fort Knox hits him with a clothesline.

Abril: That's it, Knox!! Tag me in!!

Fort Knox shrugs off Abril. Abril begins to get irritated by Fort Knox!!! One of the little begins to grab at Abril, he rubs her leg. Abril shrieks!!! The crowd begins to cheer loudly!!!

Shannan Lerch: Knox, turn around!!

Standing there, waiting with his hands on his waist, is Ace Slaughter. Slaughter kicks Knox in the mid-section and sets him up, for what looks like a powerbomb. Slaughter has a crazed and wild look in his eyes!!

Shannan Lerch: You know what?!

Zach Davis: What?!

Shannan Lerch: Makes me wonder. With Slaughter's extra aggressiveness, is that Ace Slaughter we see, in the ring. Or is it Oblivion inside there?

Slaughter looks around at his Gathering. Slaughter gives a big thumb's up...

Shannan Lerch: I think Fort Knox is about to be a stain on the mat.

Ace Slaughter's complection, on his face, changes and he gives a thumb's down. Slaughter's Gathering jumps down, from apron and continues to pound down onto the ring apron and clap.

[SLAM-CLAP-SLAM-CLAP-SLAM-CLAP-SLAM-CLAP!!!]

Slaughter looks around, as the crowd cheers.

Zach Davis: You know what this means!!

Bobby Cairo: Slaughtermatic!!!

The crowd roars as Slaughter attempts to climb up the turnbuckles. Ace climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flies off the turnbuckle....

Zach Davis: It's a bird...

Shannan Lerch: It's a plane....

Bobby Cairo: It's a giant psychopath ready to land and end this match.

WHAM!!!!!!

As Slaughter flies into the air, Knox tries to sit up, but Slaughter's leg lands across Knox's neck and chest area awkwardly, with a massive Slaughtermatic!!!

Bobby Cairo: Slaughter hits the Slaughtermatic!! I ddn't think he was gonna nail it, when Knox sat up, but Slaughter still got the move up and still nailed it across his neck and chest!!!

Slaughter makes the cover. The referee gets into position...

Crowd: ONE!!!

All of the Gathering holds up one finger.

Shannan Lerch: This could be it!!

Crowd: TWO!!!

All of the Gathering and the crowd holds up two fingers.

Bobby Cairo: I think you're right, Shannan!!

Crowd: THRE-!!

Zach Davis: WHA-A-A-ATT-TT?!?!?!?!?

Slaughter picks up Knox's shoulder. The referee threatens to disqualify Slaughter, if he does that one more time.

Shannan Lerch: What is Ace slaughter thinking?

Slaughter picks up Fort Knox and tosses him into his own corner.

Zach Davis: I agree, Shannan. What IS Ace Slaughter thinking? Abril, although she is more than half the size of Ace Slaughter, she is still a fresh body.

Fort Knox slowly crawls towards his corner. Abril is nearly jumping out of her own skin!! She cannot wait to get into the ring and try to match up with Ace Slaughter.

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox is breathing a sigh of relief, as he is about to tag in Abril!!!

Shannan Lerch: WHA-A-A-A....

As Fort Knox is about to tag in Abril... Abril's face just completely changes and hops down from the ring apron. All of the Gathering, including the people, in the crowd, explodes with cheers!!

Zach Davis: What's Abril doing? Is she leaving the ringside area?

Bobby Cairo: No-o!! She's entering back into the ring. Both Ace Slaughter and Tank Reaper looks confused. The crowd, all of a sudden, is in a hush.

Abril then points to Fort Knox.

Abril: SLAUGHTER!!!! FINISH HIM!!!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT IS THIS?!??

The crowd is completely stunned as they watch Ace Slaughter pick up Fort Knox into a suplex position and drop him onto his head.

Bobby Cairo: Oh my God!!! A sickening brainbuster!!! Right on on top of his neck and I think, that shattered his neck!!!

Ace Slaughter stands up and Abril walks over to him and they kiss. The crowd explodes.

Crowd: HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!!

The Gathering, at rignside watch curiously, as the two kiss. Slaughter goes for the pin, as the referee stands and looks confused. The referee gets into position for the count...

One.

Two.

Three.

Zach Davis: Ace Slaughter and Tank Reaper get the win!

Shannan Lerch: But what is going on?

Melissa enters the ring now, along with the rest of the Slaughter Society. Both Melissa and Abril kiss Ace Slaughter, who appears to be loving it. Tank Reaper has left the ring and looks up at Slaughter getting attention from the two women, with a hint of jealousy in his eyes.

Bobby Cairo: I know Tank wishes he was tapping some of that sweet ass!

Zach Davis: But really, this was out of nowhere!

Melissa and Abril both raise Slaughter's arms high in the air as we go to backstage.

Rick Mad Segment

Rick Mad is shown walking backstage in one of the hallways. A cameraman is right in front of him focusing in on Mads happy-go-lucky smile!

Zach Davis: Where is Rick Mad going? Is he coming out here?

Shannan Lerch: Could be! We're about to go to a commercial break, I guess we'll find out when we come back!

Bobby Cairo: Oh!-

Just as Cairo reacts Mad goes down like a sack of potatoes knocking the camera and cameraman down with him. As the camera lies on its side it tries its best to auto focus on Mad whose laid out on his stomach. A steel chair swings down and connects with Mads head! A pair of shoes stands in front of the camera. Another pair stomp on Mad and spit on his lifeless body. The two walk out as we cut to a commercial.

Zach Davis: What the hell?

Shannan Lerch: They have help on the way guys, but we're going to a commercial.

Bobby Cairo: We'll be right back here on Monday Night Slam!

The New Confederacy vs Hector Rodriguez/D-Day
WCF Tag Team Classic Match

"Hit 'Em Up" by Lil Wayne hits the speakers and out from the back walks Hector Rodriguez followed by his manager Juanita Juarez aka JJ. Boos flood from the crowd as Hector stands on the top of the ramp, US championship strapped around his waist. He grins through the mask at the sound of the boos. He leans forward and flexes his arms towards each other and roars out, his eyes on the ring. Hector finally starts walking down the ramp and keeps his focus soley on the ring as JJ slowly follows him talking trash to the fans and threatening to slap a few who lean too far over the railing before being pulled back by security or their friends.

Hector and JJ finally reach ringside and Hector climbs the ring steps first. Hector walks to the middle and pulls up the middle rope for JJ who steps through. Hector steps through the middle and top rope and walks into the center of the ring. JJ poses in the center of the ring and makes the MS-13 handsign with each hand which is an upside down metal salute. Hector stands behind her, holds his arms up and flexes, looking menacingly out at the crowd as they continue to boo him.

Shannan Lerch: The fans don’t seem too happy with the new United States Champ.

Zach Davis: You are a master of the understatement, Shannan... Last week, at Ten, Hector Rodriguez forced Conviction to tap out to his Gringo Stretcher, snatching the US Title away from Ace Slaughter in one of the most hotly contested matches of the evening.

Bobby Cairo: He didn’t gain himself any popularity points in the process, that’s for sure... and here’s his partner for tonight... D-Day!

Give Me The Meltdown by Rob Thomas plays in the speakers. The lights are dim. The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen.

Zach Davis: Ten was also an auspicious event for D-Day, who managed to do something nobody else has been able to so far – he took the Television Title from Anastasia Petrova.

Shannan Lerch: That’s right, Zach. These two newly crowned champions will face off against the New Confederacy, who lost their titles at Ten to the Royal Family.

"Renegade" by Styx begins to play over the PA system, and for a moment, nothing happens. There is a murmur of confusion from the crowd as the song continues and the compilation video plays on the Jumbotron, but the New Confederacy remains absent. A few more seconds pass before Doc Henry appears on the stage, alone and visibly angry.

Bobby Cairo: What’s going on? Where’s Johnny Reb?

Henry glances back one last time, as if wondering the exact same thing. Then he shrugs and stalks down the ramp at a rapid pace, ignoring the outstretched hands of the fans behind the crowd barrier. Doc walks up the ring steps and gets into his corner, ready to start the match with or without his partner.

Shannan Lerch: I don’t know, Bobby. Reb seemed pretty upset after the New Confederacy lost at Ten. But Doc Henry is here, and it looks like he’s spoiling for a fight.

The referee and Doc exchange a few words, apparently arguing about Doc’s lack of a partner for the night. At last, however, the ref shrugs and walks away from him, signaling for the bell.

Zach Davis: I guess it’s business as usual, and D-Day is starting for his team. Doc has put himself in a delicate position; he’s going to have to be careful without Reb to back him up.

D-Day and Henry tie up; D-Day gets the upper hand and Irish whips Henry into the ropes. Day gets ready to clothesline Henry on the way back, but Doc ducks under it, hits the ropes on the opposite side and nails Day with a springboard bulldog.

Shannan Lerch: Nice move by Doc Henry! This guy gets better every week...

But Henry isn’t through yet. He picks up Day’s legs in something that looks more or less like a Boston Crab, only facing the wrong way.

Zach Davis: That looks like the only submission hold in Doc Henry’s arsenal. He calls it the Jackpot, and it seems really painful!

D-Day strains desperately for the ropes, his face contorted in agonizing pain. Rodriguez’ manager, JJ, walks around the outside of the ring, yelling at Day to shake it off, break the hold, get up; all the while evincing absolutely no sympathy for him. Day looks close to tapping out, so she climbs into the ring to lend a hand. The ref is in her face in an instant, apparently having no problem understanding her rapid-fire Spanish.

Bobby Cairo: We need to hire a hispanic announcer to replace Zach Davis that knows spanish.

Zach Davis: HEY! Can't I just get spanish lessons or something?

Bobby Cairo: No.

Hector Rodriguez takes advantage of the distraction, rushing into the ring and giving Doc Henry a series of savage kicks to the ribs. Henry is forced to release his hold on D-Day in order to defend himself. Satisfied with the damage done, Hector calmly returns to his corner. JJ stops arguing with the ref and hops down off the ring apron, pointing to Doc on the mat as D-Day goes for a cover.

Shannan Lerch: Only a one-count this time, but things aren’t looking good for Doc. D-Day might be wearing down, but he has the option to tag in his partner.

Zach Davis: True, Shannan, and it looks like that’s exactly what Day has in mind. But with Rodriguez’ manager yelling at him from the outside, I can’t say that I blame him! That is one scary chick!

Shannan Lerch: Is there anything that doesn’t scare you, Zach?

Bobby Cairo: And here comes Hector! Clothesline from hell! Doc Henry is down!

Apparently unsatisfied with this, Hector reaches down and pulls Henry up by the hair. He sets him up for a suplex, but Henry reacts instinctively, delivering a desperate bell clap that forces Rodriguez to let go. Taking advantage of the situation, Henry kicks Rodriguez in the midsection, doubling him over, and sets him up for a Pedigree.

Shannan Lerch: Pedigree from Doc Henry! I can’t believe it! Here’s the cover!

ONE ...

TWO ...

But no! D-Day is back in the ring to break up the pin just as Rodriguez kicks out. The two set to work on Henry, taking turns throwing punches and forcing Doc to go on the defensive. As the referee tries to break up the brawl, JJ lifts up the ring apron.

Zach Davis: Doc better watch out! Hector’s manager is up to something... She’s got a Kendo stick!

With the shinai in hand, JJ slips under the bottom rope. The ref is busy backing D-Day toward his corner, while Rodriguez continues his assault on Doc. He glances at the ref, then steps out of JJ’s path. She swings... and Henry catches the Kendo stick before it makes contact, wrenching it out of JJ’s grip.

Shannan Lerch: That was close! Now Doc has the Kendo stick, and the ref is still distracted with D-Day.

Henry looks at the weapon in his hand, then at JJ, and grins wickedly, shaking his head. She gets the message and hauls ass out of the ring. D-Day is finally back on the outside. Doc takes a swing at Hector, nailing him across the chest, just as the ref turns his attention back to the match. Spotting the illegal weapon in Doc’s hand, he signals for the bell.

Bobby Cairo: Well, folks, that’s the end of this one! Doc earns himself a disqualification, and Hector and D-Day advance in the Tag Team classic!

Shannan Lerch: That’s what he gets for cheating, Bobby...

Doc Henry doesn’t appear overly concerned with this turn of events. He drops the Kendo stick and leaves the ring as Rodriguez and D-Day celebrate their victory.

Zach Davis: Well-

All of a sudden a man slides into the ring, running at D-Day and Clotheslining him down from behind. He starts stomping on D-Day. Hector Rodriguez, unconcerned, rolls out of the ring and heads to the back with JJ.

Bobby Cairo: Some "partner"! But who is this guy?

The man is very large, nearly seven feet tall, and is wearing black jeans and a black hoodie. He's bald and has a black goatee, with a red Japanese kanji convering his whole back. He picks D-Day up and throws him to the ropes, and as D-Day comes back the man executes a Spinning Side Slam!

Shannan Lerch: I've never seen him before. He's no one from WCF's past, but what is he doing?

The man then picks D-Day up and hits a Standing Suplex into Michinoku Driver! The crowd ooooh's as D-Day is spiked into the mat. The big man calls for the ring announcers microphone after hitting D-Day with the move.

Man: So this is WCF. Ya know, I’ve heard that legends have come through these parts. I’ve heard that WCF has the biggest and baddest guys on the roster. I’ve heard that only the most talented wrestlers work for this company. Well, judging from what just happened in this ring, and from the garbage I’ve seen tonight I’ve heard wrong. I can tell judging by the reactions of you j all, and based on what I just I did to this poor son of a bitch you don’t know what has just happened. This is just the beginning! That was my move, the Soul Crusher! You morons might not have caught it the first time so here it is again!

Listening to the mixed reaction of the crowd, the big man takes the black hoodie off and looks out to the crowd. He picks D-Day up and crashes down with a second Soul Crusher. The big man smiles as most of the crowd is now standing in a stunned silence. A few cheers erupt as the big man picks the mic back up and continues.

Man: Oh, my adoring fans! You all know what just happened and what’s about to happen. The maniac is back! I’ve spent several years off the radar and now I’m back. I’ve been through Japan, Thailand, and a few other countries perfecting my game, adding some new tricks to my arsenal. Judging by the reactions when I dropped this poor jabroni, what’s his name? Oh yeah D-Day.

Several fans began chanting a name from the past, Demon, as a smile creeps over the big man‘s face.

Man: Judging from what I heard when I nailed these Soul Crushers, which I might add, shelved several up and comers and legends in Japan over the last few years, there are some sick bastards out there. You sick freaks really know how to make one of your own feel welcome! Ah, so we got some fans who keep up with guys wrestling overseas. Yes I was the Demon,. A name given to me by the tattoo artist who put the kanji on my back. He said it fit my style and was appropriate considering the lack of remorse I have for injuring people. But now you should know that The Demon now has a new name. The Demon is called BANE!

Still sensing the uncertainty of the crowd, Bane starts stalking toward the cameraman. Those in the crowd who chanted Demon are now chanting Bane. He removes trademark sunglasses and white bandana and moving closer to the camera, the sick smile disappears into a look comparable to a cold blooded killer.

Bane: Now, playtime is over. I’m here to serve notice. I don’t care who you are. Everybody has now been targeted. D-Day’s luck ran out and he was the first mark on the list. I don’t care who you are, what belt you wear, or if you are lacking a belt. Tonight, the opening shot of our war with the WCF roster begins. Everyone from Slickie T, to the Royal Family and on down the list, beware.. ( Holding the mic like a gun, several ‘shots’ are fired.) We are gunning for you. Yeah, that’s right I said we. I’m not alone, and I’m not referring to the voices fighting in my head, I’m not referring to anyone here tonight. So WCF-ers don’t waste time scouring the crowd, the back of the arena, or parking lot. WCF you can sleep well as the monsters are neither in your closet nor under your beds. But rest assured next week, not one but two WCF stars will fall prey to the future of the company. Who will it be you might ask? Well that’s only for my friend and myself to know. Hell just like tonight it could be random. We could get sick of any of you and just decide to take you out. WCF, you have had warning. Prepare for what’s coming. If you fail to protect yourself, no one else will. WCF, your nightmares are about to begin!

Bane flips the mic over the rope, taps his chest three times then slides his finger across his throat. He erupts into laughter as he steps over the rope and walks out of the arena.

Conviction Segment

Before the next match the WCF video board cuts to what looks to be the loft that Conviction was seen in prior to Ten. The rappers from the Philly rap scene are sitting around quietly with a concerned look upon them. Conviction is nowhere in the room.

Bump J: So nobody heard from Vic yet?

Gillie Da Kid: Nah man. I dunno what’s up with him. He ain’t never done this before. He did say he was gonna disappear for a little bit if he lost, but I thought he meant WCF not from us too.

Bump J: Maybe he’s over in Nova. Anybody check there?

Gillie Da Kid: Yeah, I was over there yesterday… nothing. I never saw him like he was after that match. That’s one of the few times I ever saw him submit.

Meek Millz: Well we gotta find his ass before he does something stupid.

Bump J: Yeah, I hear you. Apparently he wasn’t as ready as he thought. He probably needed a little more time to knock some of the rust off before he went going after titles. I just can’t believe he’s not around, especially with Slam in Philly this week.

Gilla Da Kid: Yeah, he probably needed another match or two. I never imagined he’d ever miss out at an event here. It ain’t nothing but a small thing though. I feel bad for the boys in the WCF because if and when Conviction comes back… hell will be raised.

Gillie turns toward the camera.

Gillia Da Kid: Vic, if you’re watching this; get your ass back here, and get your ass back in the ring where you belong. The game needs you. Get back out there and start doing your thing.

We go back to ringside.

The Metal Militia vs The Big Time Jerks
WCF Tag Team Classic Match

The arena goes pitch black and all of a sudden the Jumbotron reads BIG TIME JERKS in red. Smoke covers the entrance way and "Super Villian" by Powerman 5000 starts playing. Big Time Jerks come out wearing black BTJ t-shirts . They walk towards the ring with the BTJ's having ice glares towards the ring as Alyssa is taunting the fans by flipping the crowd the middle finger and yelling out their all hillbillies.

Zach Davis: Adam Young and Austin Adams in the ring. Alyssa their manager. This is the Big Time Jerks.

Shannan Lerch: Former Tag Team Champions and recently, a power house tag team here in WCF.

Bobby Cairo: The Big Time Jerks are looking forward to nothing more than advancing into this tournament to achieve the gold that they felt, was ripped from their hands.

A large red curtain comes down from the roof of the arena, covering the Jumbotron and entrance, coming to a rest on the stage. "Bloodlines" by Dethklok starts, and the lights go out. A spotlight comes on from behind the curtain, projecting a blackened figure standing on a see-through box. After a few seconds, the curtain rises, revealing Creeping Death standing on a glass box with a hoodie on. The "Bloodlines" video is playing on the Jumbotron. He methodically lowers his hood and drops off the box, heading down to the ring. A second spotlights hits the ring as CD approaches. CD simply slides into the ring by the near corner and swings his legs around into a sitting position against the bottom turnbuckle. He peels his hoodie off and drops it to the floor. This is where he sits until the match begins.

Zach Davis: Creeping Death in the ring and this is normally where his partner would come out, however..

Shannan Lerch: Rick Mad was attacked and laid out by somebody earlier in the night!

Bobby Cairo: Rick Mad is tough, don't get me wrong, but Creeps might be on his own in this one!

The ref rings the bell. Creeping Death lifts to his feet and hits a clothesline right on Young! Adams was just leaving the ring and he gets nailed by CD to the outside of the ring! CD turns around and powerslams Young! CD taunts and goes to hit the ropes but Adams grabs a hold of the leg of CD! CD turns around and just springboards into a swanton splash to the outside on Adams! CD gets up as the crowd goes crazy. CD gets on the apron goes between the ropes and Young hits a powerful knee to the head! The crowd mostly boos as Young picks up Creeping Death and hits a scoop slam! Young throws CD, after picking him up, into the corner. Young hits a running clothesline and then just throws CD to the mat. Young tags in Adams. He comes in and slaps CD in the back of the head a few times and gives him a few taunts. CD rolls him up!

One! Two!

Zach Davis: And Adams kicks out!

Bobby Cairo: Hate him or love him, Creeping Death has amazing ring presence and knows the weakness of most opponents!

Adams gets to his feet quicker and dropkicks CD right in the head! Adams gets up and stomps on CD a few times and gives a few more taunts. The crowd is mostly behind CD this time around. CD tries to get up but Adams grabs the leg/foot of CD and stomps on it a few times but CD gets up and hits a quick enziguri! Adams turns around and falls but tags in Young and just as CD gets up to turn around, Young hits a stiff clothesline sending him right back down. Young then hits an elbow drop.

Zach Davis: Well, Death would certainly like to tag someone in at this point.

Shannan Lerch: Still no word or any sight from Rick Mad.

Creeping Death is lifted to his feet and is hit with a DDT! Young pins.

One! Two! Kick out!

Creeping Death gets to the ropes and lifts himself up and when Young walks over, Creeping Death delivers a sweet side kick to the jaw of Young! Both men go down. CD lifts himself up and ducks a clothesline from Adams and Adams flies over the top rope to the apron! Young gets up but CD ducks a wild punch from him and hits a German Suplex! CD doesn't let go, gets up, and hits another German Suplex! CD stands to his feet and Adams chop blocks CD's leg out from underneath him! The ref takes him back to the corner and Young hooks the leg and pins!

One! Two! Kick out!

Bobby Cairo: This would be a VERY big win for the Big Time Jerks!

Zach Davis: Creeping Death without a teammate, remember..

Creeping Death is lifted up to his feet and out of nowhere, CD hits another Super Kick! Both men go down. Creeping Death crawls slowly to his corner while Young is slowly crawling to his corner. Young tags in Adams just as Creeping Death gets to his feet to a very large mixed reaction from the crowd..

Zach Davis: HEY! WHAT THE HELL?

Bobby Cairo: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?

Shannan Lerch: No one has heard from him all week!

Torture jumps on the apron sporting a semi-new look and tags himself in off of CD's back. Torture just sprinted down the ramp and now jumps into the ring and hits a clothesline on Adams! Torture then runs and hits a clothesline on Young! Adams is back to his feet but Torture runs and hits a HUGE standing dropkick to the head of Young! Adams is back on his feet and Torture hits a HUGE standing/vertical leaping dropkick on Adams! Torture picks up Young and hits an atomic drop, Torture hits the ropes and returns, leaps in the air and hits a jumping flatliner!

Bobby Cairo: What the hell was that?!

Zach Davis: What is Torture even doing?!

Shannan Lerch: The ref hasn't called for the bell..

Torture backs himself into the corner where Creeping Death tags himself in, jumps to the top rope and hits a 450 splash on Young! Young and now CD are the legal man.. and CD pins!

One!

Two!

Torture runs and knocks Adams off the apron and the match is over!

Three!

Bobby Cairo: Creeping Death.. and Torture.. wins?!

Zach Davis: This is very interesting now. What the hell does this mean?

Shannan Lerch: Hey look who it is now? It's Rick Mad!

Rick Mad slides into the ring and looks a bit angry, both CD and Torture dropkick him right in the head! The crowd boo's.. kinda. Mixed reactions once again. Creeping Death lifts up Rick Mad and hits the For Whom The Bells Toll! Torture sadistically smiles and lays out on his back and rolls out of the ring as Bloodlines by Deathklok plays through out the arena. Creeping Death walks up the ramp as well.

Zach Davis: Just got official word that yes, Creeping Death and Torture are a tag team and Rick Mad has been replaced!

Shannan Lerch: Yeah but I know you heard the second part of that.. my brother is NOT happy about this..

Bobby Cairo: Torture never falls short of swerving the fans and just all around pissing people off.

Zach Davis: Very true.

Steve Carr Segment

"The Memory Remains" blares out of the speakers and Steve Carr appears at the entrance ramp.

Shannan Lerch: Oh hey, he got his hair cut back the way it used to be.

Zach Davis: Not only that, but he's been using his NCW music and wearing one of his old Steve Carr T-shirts from NCW. What's this all about?

Bobby Cairo: Looks like he's going back to his roots, but one usually does that before winning a big match, not afterwards.

Carr has walked down the ramp and is in the ring with a microphone.

Steve Carr: Well, well. Now who's the big shot around here, huh?

Cheers.

Steve Carr: Mikami goes from beating Slickie T - who as we all know is now the World Champion, congrats - to losing to the likes of me. I haven't seen a drop-off this badly since my old buddy Frankie C. woke up after two-weeks of court-ordered sobriety in a Tijuana prison with a new boyfriend named El Papi and a tattoo across his back that said “Daddy’s Little Girl.” I guess this just goes to show, Mikami, that you still have a lot to learn.

Bobby Cairo: Steve Carr, classy as always.

Steve Carr: But you know, there's always that question that comes up after a match like that. What if it was a fluke? So, I've talked to Seth Lerch, and he has agreed to give me the same opportunity that I gave Mikami. A rematch. I won one, he won one, so now, at Till Death Do Us Part, we're going to have ourselves a rubber match, if you will. Except...it's going to be a best of three match.

Shannan Lerch: A rubber match within a rubber match.

Bobby Cairo: He's double-bagging.

Zach Davis: Pretty sure you're not supposed to do that.

Shannan Lerch: As if you would know anything about those things.

Steve Carr: But I don't mean we're going to have a match with two or three pinfalls, oh no. We are going to have three completely separate matches, spread throughout the night. You see, Mikami "killed" Steve Carr at XIII. But he only killed the WCF Steve Carr. There's still three other Steve Carrs left if he wants to truly and finally beat me.

Zach Davis: Shades of Terry Bollea slash Hulk Hogan slash Hollywood Hogan!

Bobby Cairo: Most people would have said Mick Foley, but that works too.

Steve Carr: The first match represents the NCW Steve Carr. The young wrestling prodigy and martial-arts practitioner who got this crazy idea to start his own federation. This Steve Carr was known for his technical skills, and so, the first match will be a submission match!

The crowd cheers.

Bobby Cairo: Very smart move by Steve Carr here. I did some research and found that Steve Carr has NEVER lost a match by submission!

Zach Davis: Mikami, on the other hand, has lost several times recently by submission.

Steve Carr: The second match represents the GWC Steve Carr. The long-established veteran who reinvented himself in order to grab whatever title belts he could. This match...will be a hardcore match!

The crowd cheers even louder.

Shannan Lerch: In GWC, Steve Carr was, surprisingly, the Hardcore Champion at one point.

Steve Carr: The third match represents the retired Steve Carr. The one you met, Mikami. The one whose teachings and orders you followed without question. He has nothing to gain and nothing to prove, but what the hey, if he feels like kicking your ass, it's going to happen. So the third match, if it happens, is going to be a street fight, out in the parking lot, and the winner is whoever walks away!

The crowd goes nuts.

Bobby Cairo: Steve Carr is the only person who could make a nomadic, out of work bum sound like a badass.

Zach Davis: Don't sell yourself short, Bobby, you have quite a way with words yourself.

Suddenly, Mikami appears on the entrance ramp with a microphone.

Mikami: This...is insanity.

Steve Carr: Then it should fit you just fine.

Mikami: Why are you still doing this? What do you hope to accomplish by facing me again? Three times, no less. Do you have a death wish?

Steve Carr: It's just like I explained to our good buddy Hank Brown a couple weeks ago. I'm doing this for the same reason I've done everything else since I found you.

Mikami: Which is?

Steve Carr: I did it for the lulz.

Certain segments of the crowd go crazy. Most people look just as confused as Mikami.

Mikami: How did you get Seth Lerch to agree to this? Three matches, all involving you? Each one feeding a different part of your ego?

Steve Carr: Ha, well, I know you don't understand this, since you're only motivated by things like ideology, but, believe it or not, some people still just want good old-fashioned money. When Lerch heard about my idea, his eyes popped open thinking about the buyrates. This is a unique, once in a lifetime set of matches here. Who WOULDN'T pay to see that?

Mikami shakes his head and storms off, leaving Carr laughing in the ring.

Zach Davis: I don't think I've ever seen two competitors who were so similar and yet so completely opposite.

Bobby Cairo: The duality of man.

The LadyKillers vs Ryan Daniels/Batman Blazer
WCF Tag Team Classic Match

WCF announcer Kyle Steel is in the middle of the ring with a microphone in hand.

Kyle Steel: The following is a round one match in the WCF Tag Team Classic. Introducing first...

Voice: Welcome to Hollywood, may all your dreams come true

The suspenseful tone of the intro plays as the violins set the lets to flicker red.

"WE MUST SURVIVE!"

Guitars hits and the crowd is on their feet and pyro rains down on the entrance ramp and Ryan Daniels emerges from the back with a random T-shirt on he stands underneath the pyro, his head bowed as the intro continues to play. After it finishes the pyro stops and Ryan walks down the ramp

Kyle Steel: From Los Angeles California, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds.....Ryan Daniels.

Bobby Cairo: Ryan Daniels, what can you say about this guy. A few weeks ago he was on the brink of being fired and then, something amazing happened to him.

Zach Davis: Yeah he finally won a match.

Bobby Cairo: Couldn't you sound a little bit happier for the guy?

Zach Davis: No not really Bobby, in fact I...

Shannan Lerch: Moving on.

This is a wake up call
To all who their eyes
This is our hope,
Hopeless beaten strife

HE stops at the middle and starts to hop up and down, getting himself hyped up and ready for his match.

You kill the messenger not to hear it
It doesn't mean it never happened
It doesn't mean it never happened

He runs up the ring steps and slingshots into the ring. HE runs up the turnbuckles and stop, one foot on the top buckle and the other on the second he points out tot he crowd, mouthing the chorus to the song.

"This is our mission
statement to go show the world
GO SHOW THE WORLD
We must survive"

HE hops off the turnbuckle and removes his shirt as the music starts to fade out.

Kyle Steel: And introducing his tag team partner....

The opening synth-guitar of the classic arrangement "Tom Sawyer" by: Rush creeps into the PA system.

A Modern Day Warrior.. Mean-Mean STRIDE...

Today's Tom Sawyer, Mean-Mean Pride!

Kyle Steel: From Baltimore Maryland, weighing in at two hundred and twenty three pounds....Batman Blazer.

Shannan Lerch: I've been so excited for this guy's debut here in WCF. He really seems like a fun guy to be around.

Bobby Cairo: Indeed. Although I swear I know him from somewhere.

Batman BlazeR seems to glide out onto the stage, as hyped as humanly possible. He spins, turning attention to the back of his vest. He raises his fists, using his thumbs to point down at the "The Lone Wolfman" lettering that is stitched in. Batman turns and slowly jogs towards the ring. The Lone Wolfman stops and professionally shakes hands with as many respectably dressed citizens as possible, before using the steel steps to access the ring apron. As Batman places one leg in the ring, he waves to the fans before stepping inside. Once inside the ring, Batman stands in the center of the ring.. and drops to a kneeling position. He slowly raises his fists in the air, in-tune with the epic guitar solo... taking in the glory of his half-dozens of fans.

Kyle Steel: And introducing their opponents...

The lights drop inside the arena as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system.

"Huntin' Humans?
Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.
They all run like scared little rabbits.
Run rabbit run.
RUN RABBIT RUN!"

Zach Davis: OH NO GREENFEVER!!

Zach ducks under the desk and hides in fear.

Shannan Lerch: Oh come on Zach get out from under there.

Zach Davis: As soon as he's nowhere near this desk I'll come out.

Kyle Steel: From Pine Bluff Arkansas, weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds.....Greenfever.

As the aggressive drums kick in Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are dripping fresh blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring. As he walks by the announce table he looks over and sees Zach's empty seat. He walks over to the table and stares at the empty seat. Shannan grins.

Shannan Lerch: Okay Zach, he's in the ring. You're safe now.

Zach pokes his head out from under the desk and sees Greenfever staring at him.

Zach Davis: AHHHHHH!

He dives back under the desk as Shannan and Bobby both lose control and burst out laughing. Greenfever shrugs his shoulders and heads back towards the ring. Both Batman Blazer and Ryan Daniels hop out of the ring as Greenfever slides under the ropes.

Kyle Steel: And introducing his tag team partner....

The lights in the arena go out as the stage, ramp and ring are lit up with a red glow. The big screen is black and is flashing the words "The Future" and "Is Now" in bold red letters.

4 Words To Choke Upon by Bullet For My Valentine hits the arena's PA System as the Philadelphia crowd gets out of their seats and marks out over their hometown boy. The big screen switches from the wording to showing various scenes of Price's career, including his TV Title win and the victory over Logan at One.

As the lead singer begins singing, Jay Price emerges through the curtain, his head and face covered by the hood of a black sweatshirt. He walks out onto the stage and stops as he looks around at the crowd from under his hood. From behind the curtain behind him Seth Lerch emerges with a smile on his face. Price then takes off down the ramp towards the ring, not stopping to slap any hands or sign any autographs, choosing to remain 100% focused on the task at hand. Seth follows behind him and as he passes by the fans he's harassed and heckled.

Kyle Steel: From Philadelphia Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds...Jay Price.

Bobby Cairo: We heard from Jay Price at the start of the show and it seems as though his confidence in himself has yet to yield.

Zach Davis: Well when you have the boss backing you it's hard not to be confident.

Bobby Cairo: You really dislike Price don't you Zach.

Zach Davis: Let's try and keep focused on the match Bobby.

Bobby Cairo: Okay then. Shannan you're rather quiet, do you have any comments? I mean you're boyfriend is in this match.

Shannan Lerch: I'm good. In fact, I think I'm going to go use the ladies room

Shannan removes her headset and leaves the announce table.

Bobby Cairo: What was that all about?

Zach Davis: No clue.

When Price reaches the ring steps he climbs them and steps through the ropes as Seth stays at ringside. Price takes a hard look at Daniels and Blazer outside of the ring and then turns to the corner, climbing up to the second rope. He takes a last look around at the crowd before flipping the hood back and revealing his trademark grinning face. He then pulls off the sweatshirt and throws it into the crowd before hopping out of the corner and turning his attention back to the task at hand as his music cuts and the lights go back to normal.

Kyle Steel exits the ring as a referee enters it. Blazer and Daniels are on the outside of the ring, apparently deciding to come up with some sort of strategy. Inside of the ring Price and Greenfever are hanging out by the ropes not looking to concerned.

Bobby Cairo: So here is what's going on for those of you who don't know. This is a first round match in the WCF Tag Team Classic. The team that wins the tournament will win the Tag Team championship belts and $1,000,000 in cash.

Zach Davis: Indeed. And another exciting thing about this tournament besides the cash and the titles is that we get to see brand new teams. Take for instance this team of Batman Blazer and Ryan Daniels. Two guys that have never tagged together, one of whom is making his debut, and they have the opportunity to potentially become the tag team champions.

Bobby Cairo: But in order for that to happen they will need to make it out of the first round. And that will not be an easy feat as you look at the team they are facing. Greenfever and Jay Price, an odd team to the casual fan, but as many of us know these two are actually quite good as a team. They've teamed together in the past and are currently unbeaten in three matches together.

Zach Davis: Yet I still can't figure out why they call themselves the LadyKillers.

Daniels and Blazer have finally decided on a strategy and Daniels slides into the ring as Blazer climbs up onto the apron. Greenfever and Price nod at each other as Price climbs out onto the apron.

Bobby Cairo: So we have Greenfever starting this match off against Ryan Daniels, should be interesting.

The referee signals for the bell and this match is underway. Daniels circles around Greenfever who remains standing in the same spot. Daniels goes all the way around him until they're standing face to face again. He looks around as if to say "what the hell" and then moves in close. He puts his hands on Greenfever's chest and pushes him backwards. With that push Greenfever comes alive with a push of his own that sends Daniels reeling backwards into the ropes. Daniels hits them and comes back looking to hit a leaping clothesline but Greenfever ducks the arm and catches him in mid-air before hitting an atomic drop. Daniels hobbles around the mat a few seconds before Greenfever hits him with a side kick followed by a roundhouse kick. Daniels looks dazed and confused as Greenfever leaps up and hits a spin kick that drops him to the mat.

Zach Davis: And Greenfever is just taking absolute control of this match right now. Ryan Daniels looks like he has absolutely no idea where he is.

Daniels gets back to his feet shaking his head. Greenfever grabs hold of him and tries for a suplex but Daniels blocks it. He pulls Greenfever in and hits him with a series of head butts before pushing him off and into the corner. As Greenfever crashes into the corner Daniels stomps on the ground and runs at him looking for the Yakuza kick. Greenfever ducks down and Daniels gets caught up on the top rope with his foot. Greenfever grabs hold of him from behind and lifts him up and then drops him with a back body drop. Greenfever grabs hold of him by the leg and drags him away from his corner. Price is leaning over the ropes wanting to get tagged in. Greenfever obliges and tags him in.

Zach Davis: And in comes Price to face off against his former ToT stablemate Daniels.

Price hops over the top rope and quickly goes to work stomping away at the back of Daniels. The referee quickly gets in between the two and forces Price to back off. Daniels makes his way to his feet and heads for his corner but Price cuts him off before he gets there and whips him into the ropes. Daniels hits them and when he comes back Price snaps off a powerslam on him. Price gets back and looks down on Daniels, shaking his head. He grabs him by the arm and pulls him up to his feet but Daniels counters with an elbow to the face. Price comes back with an elbow of his own. The two begin trading shots until eventually Daniels is backed up into his own corner. The referee again gets in between the two and when Price backs off Daniels reaches over and tags in Batman Blazer. Daniels drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring as Blazer steps through the ropes.

Zach Davis: And finally we get to see one of WCF's newest and most talked about acquisitions in Batman Blazer. He seems a little odd but from what we hear he's actually quite talented.

Blazer stares down Price as he begins to flex his arms for the crowd. Price can't help but laugh as Blazer continues the show for the crowd. Blazer takes offense to Price's laughter and walks up to him. Price quits laughing and moves close until they are face to face. Blazer raises his arms and signals for a test of strength. Price looks at him like he's crazy but goes along with it. The two lock arms and Price quickly takes control, using his strength to take Batman down to his knees.

Bobby Cairo: Things are not looking good for Batman here. He should have thought things through before he decided to test Price.

The crowd begins to get behind Blazer, stomping their feet and cheering him on. The support gets louder and louder, larger and larger until the entire arena is near deafening. Price looks around at the crowd and tries to shush them as Batman begins to fight back. He makes his way to his feet and he now takes control. Blazer is firmly in control of the test of strength and Price is looking worried. Out of nowhere Blazer pulls Price in and hits him with a european uppercut. Price stumbles backwards and Blazer is quick to lock up with him. Blazer goes to snap off a suplex but Price blocks it with his foot. He attempts another suplex but Price again blocks it. Price with a knee strike to the midsection and Blazer buckles over. Price grabs hold of him by the head and lifts him up before dropping him with a russian legsweep. Both are still on the ground and Price grabs him by the head before hitting him in the face with a pair of knee strikes.

Zach Davis: What a brutal move by Price. Those knees to the face are nothing short of vicious.

Bobby Cairo: You throw the word vintage in there and you sound just like Michael Cole.

Price hooks one of Blazer's legs and goes for the pin attempt.

One...

Two...

Th..

And Ryan Daniels from out of nowhere jumps on Price and breaks up the pinfall. Price rolls off of Blazer and Daniels goes on the attack stomping away at Price. From out of nowhere behind Daniels comes Greenfever with a clothesline from behind that sends Daniels into the ropes and over the top. Greenfever climbs out of the ring behind him and the two begin fighting outside the ring. Inside the ring Blazer is the first to his feet as Price is trying to get back up. Blazer grabs him and pulls him the rest of the way to his feet. Price pushes him off Blazer comes right back with a push of his own. Price throws a right with which Blazer responds with a left. The two begin trading shots back and forth. Outside of the ring Greenfever and Daniels are still going at it by the barricade. Greenfever has Daniels pushed up against it and is chopping away at his chest as the crowd shouts "woo" with each strike. Back in the ring Blazer has gained control of Price and has him locked in a sleeper hold. Price is fading fast and drops to one knee as he continues to try and pull at the arms of Blazer to alleviate some of the pressure. In a last ditch effort to break the hold Price uses his weight to roll both men over but Blazer refuses to let up. Price is closer to the ropes now and he reaches for them, grabbing hold of the bottom rope. Blazer lets go of the hold as Price uses the ropes to get back to his feet.

Zach Davis: And this match isn't going as I expected. I thought coming into this that Price and Greenfever would roll over their competition but Batman Blazer is really holding his own.

Outside of the ring Greenfever has just whipped Daniels into the ring steps and is leaving him to writhe in pain as he climbs back up onto the apron. Price is back up to his feet in the corner finally and Blazer runs at him. He jumps up for a corner splash but Price ducks out of the way. Blazer crashes into the corner and stumbles out of it backwards. Price grabs his head from behind and drops him an inverted headlock backbreaker. Price hooks the leg and goes for the pin attempt.

One...

Two...

T..

And Blazer kicks out before the three count. Price gets back to his feet and waits by the ropes as Blazer gets up. He gets up to his feet, bent over at the waist, and Price grabs his head and hits a single knee facebuster.

Bobby Cairo: Oh and the Busted Grill. This match has to be over.

Price hooks the leg and goes for another pin attempt.

One...

Two...

Thre..

And from out of nowhere Daniels breaks up another pin attempt. He kicks Price in the head and then pulls Blazer to their corner, climbs onto the apron, and then tags himself into the match.

Zach Davis: Ryan Daniels, a bit overconfident perhaps?

Bobby Cairo: I don't think so, Zach. Blazer needed to make that tag!

But as Daniels gets back into the ring, Greenfever gets involved and he takes Daniels to the mat. Price gets up to his feet and signals for Greenfever to lift him up. Greenfever does just that and he pushes Daniels over to him. Price kicks Daniels in the gut and spins him around. He lifts him up and drops him with the underhook piledriver.

Zach Davis: The Kiladelphia Driver! Dear god why would Seth let him bring that move into WCF?

Bobby Cairo: Maybe because we're not some watered down PG show.

Zach Davis: Good point Bobby.

Greenfever climbs back onto the apron as Price grabs Daniels, who is now standing, locks in a rear naked choke. He takes them both to the ground and then grapevines his legs around his body as he applies more pressure on the throat.

Zach Davis: He calls this move Nightmare On South Street and you can see why.

After several moments Daniels has no choice... he taps out!

Bobby Cairo: The LadyKillers advance!

Shannan Lerch: My man looking very, very good in his return.

Price and Greenfever get their arms raised in the middle of the ring. On the outside, Seth applauds them.

Zach Davis: Well, Seth Lerch's little wrecking crew got the job done tonight. We'll just see about next week.

Bobby Cairo: And I have to say, Batman Blazer looking very good in his WCF debut. I think that if he had his normal teammate Jobin Blazer with him this would've been a very different match.

Chris Avery Segment

A video package shows up on the screen with an image of Chris Avery. The words under Avery say "NEXT WEEK: CHRIS AVERY SPEAKS!"

Zach Davis: Wow! What?

Shannan Lerch: That's interesting news!

Bobby Cairo: Chris Avery, remember, was turned on by his former teammate Tank at One in December! Just last month he was disguised as a referee in his match against Tank!

Zach Davis: And we all know Tanks 'mission'. It's to destroy Chris Avery.

Shannan Lerch: We haven't hardly seen him nor heard from him since One too and next week he's going to talk? I bet he has a lot to get off his chest.

Zach Davis: That's next week though, let's continue with tonight!


The Royal Family vs Trent Townsend/Anastasia Petrova
WCF Tag Team Classic Match

The lights in the arena turn black and the crowd panics. Suddenly red and white strobe lights illuminate the arena and “March of the Fire Ants” by Mastodon can be heard blasting through the speakers. Two white horses leading a golden carriage appear at the entranceway, with Prince Jimmy Dean and Chad Evans sitting in the carriage. Gold confetti is now pouring from the ceiling as the music builds and grows more intense, along with the now frenetic flickering of the lights. As the horses pull the carriage toward the ring, Prince Jimmy waves and smiles at the fans while Chad sits motionless with a focused expression on his face. The ring crew scurries to sweep the confetti from the ring and ringside area. When the carriage arrives at the ring, Prince Jimmy gracefully exits and makes his way up the steps to the ring, still smiling and waving at the fans. Chad leaps from the carriage onto the ring apron and flips forward over the top rope into the ring. Chad and Jimmy huddle in their corner of the ring and discuss strategy before the match.

Zach Davis: Here we are set with another tag team bout this time with the newly crowned WCF tag team champions.

Bobby Cairo: A lot on the line for this team. They do not want to blow it on their first match. They are set against Trent Townsend and Anastasia Petova who seem to be a powerful tag team themselves.

Na Rasputye by Kipelov plays and the lights turn red as Anastasia Petrova prances about the stage. She goes to the ring and says hi to the fans and blows them kisses while shaking her booty!

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Anastasia and she looks ready for action.

Zach Davis: Just to remind everyone the winner of the lethal lottery not only gets the tag team championships but one million dollars.

Bobby Cairo: That my friend is a lot of money.

The lights go completely black except for a red light coming from the entrance as Junkie by Ozzy Osbourne plays. Trent steps onto the ramp raising both arms and taunting the crowd. He slowly walks down the ramp rolling under the bottom rope taking the right turn buckle first and then the left one. He jumps in the middle of the ring taking off his jacket and ready for action.

Bobby Cairo: Here comes Trent Townsend who seems to be on a roll these days in WCF.

Zach Davis: Yes, the undefeated Trent Townsend who put on a hell of a show with Fort Knox at Ten.

All of the competitors are in the ring as they start talking among themselves about who is going to go first. Anastasia is set to begin for her team and Prince Jimmy Dean is set to compete for his team. The bell rings. The two lock up with Jimmy pushing Anatasisa to the corner. Instead of a clean break he gives her hard chops against the chest. Anastasia falls out of the corner and gets kicks to the back of the head by Dean. Dean grabs her arm and drags her over to the corner where his tag team partner is waiting. Tag in for Chad Evans.

Chad comes in grabbing the arm of Anastasia and gives her hard blows to the back of the head. She needs to make the tag in the worst way. Chad sets Anastasia up for a back break and executes it nicely. He then gives her more kicks to the back of the head. Trent is reach across the rope urging Anastasia to make the tag. Chad grabs her arm and pulls her back into the corner. Tag to Jimmy Dean.

Dean throws Anastasia into the ropes and delivers a powerful clothesline. He goes for the cover.

ONE

TWO

No kick out by Anastasia. Dean gets to his feet and gives Anastasia a body slam and then an elbow across the chest. He goes for another cover.

ONE

TWO

No another kick out by Anastasia. Anastasia gets to her feet and begins some defense by hitting Dean with hard right hands. Dean stumbles backwards onto the ropes and as he bounces off of them Anastasia leaps into the air for an outstanding drop kick. Both competitors are done and Anastasia needs to make the tag desperately.

Shannan Lerch: Anastasia needs to make the tag to Trent or I have a feeling this match may be all over.

Zach Davis: You can’t be more right about that one.

Bobby Cairo: It looks like Anastasia is making the move to her corner.

Anastasia makes the move toward her corner as Dean moves to his corner. Dean makes the tag and so does Anastasia! Trent comes in with a powerful clothesline, then another and another. He picks Chad Evans up and gives him a body slam. He bounces off the ropes and gives Evans a knee to the face. Townsend goes for the cover.

ONE

TWO

No kick out by Evans!

Bobby Cairo: Trent needs to soften Evans up a little more before he can pin him.

Shannan Lerch: Evans isn’t about to go down that easy.

Evans gets to his feet and gives Trent a few forearms to the face. Trent is pushed back to the corner as Evans rushes after him and delivers and splash clothesline. Townsend falls out of the corner. Cover by Evans.

ONE

TWO

No break up by Anastasia. The ref instructs Anastasia to get back into her corner. Evans picks up Trent and gives him a piledriver. He then finishes up with a back breaker. He goes for the cover.

ONE

TWO

No, once again broken up by Anastasia. Evans chases Anastasia back to the corner giving Trent time to get to his feet. As Evans turns back around Townsend grabs him by the neck and delivers a neck breaker. He picks Evans up and gives him a body slam. He then pulls Evans to the corner and starts making his way to the top rope to deliver his finisher, the shooting star press.

Dean waits till Townsend is at the top rope before he rushes over and pushes him off.

Bobby Cairo: Oh that’s gotta hurt.

Shannan Lerch: There’s a reason those moves are called high risk.

Zach Davis: Tonight just doesn’t seem like it’s Townsend’s night.

Townsend is outside the ring as the ref begins the count.

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

Townsend gets back into the ring but is met with an implant DDT by Evans. Evans goes for the cover.

ONE

TWO

No kick out by Townsend! That was close.

Evans gets Townsend into a head lock. Townsend gets to his feet and pushes Evans to the rope. Townsend gives a clothesline and some kicks to the back of the head. He once again pulls Evans to the corner and starts to climb the top rope for his finishing move.

Shannan Lerch: Didn’t this guy learn from the first time?

Zach Davis: Looks like he is going for it again.

Anastasia gets on the floor and pulls Jimmy Dean off the apron causing him to hit his head on it. She starts pounding him to the announcers table. Trent gets to the top rope and prepares to give the shooting star press.

Bobby Cairo: Looks like he’s got an open shot now. Can he do it?

Trent flies off the top, going for the Shooting Star Press!, but Evans gets his knees up! Trent crashes into them!

Shannan Lerch: One high risk too many!

Trent is dazed, bent over holding his stomach. Evans grabs him from behind... and executes the Way of the Dragon!

Zach Davis: THERE IT IS!

Trent does his best not to tap out. He's yelling out in pain but he isn't tapping. Anastasia Petrova goes to slide in and save her partner, but Jimmy Dean grabs her and holds her so she can't.

Bobby Cairo: Is Trent going to tap!?

Trent has no choice. If he doesn't give up he'll be unconscious in a moment of seconds... and he taps.

Shannan Lerch: There it is! The Royal Family retains!

Bobby Cairo: They're the Big Dick Superstars to you, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: ..what? Why just me? Oh, nevermind.

Evans stands up and is handed his Tag Team Title. Dean slides into the ring and the ref hands him his belt too and the two celebrate.

Zach Davis: Well they're one match closer to one million dollars. It only gets tougher here on out, though.

Bobby Cairo: I don't know, Zach. For a first-time team, Petrova and Townsend worked very well together.

The Royal Family leaves the ring while Petrova and Townsend regroup.

Slickie T/Kevin Hardaway vs Brad Kane/Mikami
WCF Tag Team Classic Match

Zach Davis: It’s main event time and this is a good one! WCF commissioner Brad Kane teams with Mikami to face the duo of Kevin Hardaway and the brand new WCF World Champion Slickie T!

Bobby Cairo: There’s a lot of storylines in this match, Zach, a lot of stuff to digest. Obviously this is the first time that we’ll be seeing Slickie T in action since he captured the World Title in that classic five-man turned six-man Championship match at Ten. The biggest thing to look at in this match might be the fact that Brad Kane and Kevin Hardaway are on opposing teams. Could tonight be a preview of their match at Till Death Do Us Part?

Shannan Lerch: Let’s not forget that this match is also part of the Tag Team Classic. All four of these men are decorated singles competitors, but can they work together as teammates? If either of these teams are able to find their chemistry then will be a threat to go all the way in the Classic.

The lights go out and Mikami's double-M logo appears on the JumboTron as "Unholy Confessions" by Avenged Sevenfold plays. The lights turn back on but are now red, revealing Mikami standing at the top of the ramp.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Yokohama, Japan, he weighed in at one-hundred and seventy-three pounds for tonight’s match, here is Maaaassssaaaaaaayyyaaaaaaa Mmiiiiikkkkkaaaaaammmmiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He runs down the ramp, dives into the ring and then jumps back up to his feet.

Zach Davis: Mikami did not have a good night at Ten. He was upset by his former mentor Steve Carr in truly stunning fashion.

Bobby Cairo: In fact it was ultimately stunning, Zach. Carr proved that the old dog has a few tricks left up his sleeve. It was inspirational to witness, especially for an older gent such as myself.

Zach Davis: You’re twenty-six years old, Bobby.

Bobby Cairo: Exactly. I’m ancient by wrestling standards.

Shannan Lerch: On the positive side for Mikami, he does hold a recent victory in singles competition against Slickie T. He’s one of only four men in the WCF who can make that claim, along with Hardcore Champion Greenfever and former World Champions Johnny Reb and Torture.

Bobby Cairo: God, it feels good to hear Torture mentioned as a former World Champion.

The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "A Victim, A Target" by Misery Signals flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane. Brad Kane appears in the entry way as the crowd cheers seeing him.

Kyle Steel: His partner, from Belfast, Ireland, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-three pounds, he is the commissioner of WCF, here is Brrrrraaaaaddddddd Kaaaaaannnnneeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brad inhales before he makes his way down the ring. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as he then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.

Zach Davis: Brad Kane came within an eyelash of winning the World Title at Ten. In fact he had Creeping Death pinned but he let him up because he wanted to beat Torture instead.

Bobby Cairo: Many people have criticized Brad Kane for not winning the title when he had the chance. He might even be second-guessing himself. In my opinion you are never wrong for sticking to your principles.

Shannan Lerch: What if you’re a member of the Ku Klux Klan?

Bobby Cairo: Then you’re too stupid to know any better.

The lights immediately go out now inside the arena. Everybody officially goes ape crazy, because some know who it is, and the rest...well, they like when lights go out. They think it's cool, you know. As the lights are out, spotlights fill the arena, white ones...like lightning as the sound of thunder crackles along the PA system. More spotlights come as more thunder is played along the system. It's when guitars fill up and the following is heard.

THIS FIRE BURNS!

All of a sudden, the chorus of "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. But when the song finally kicks in, the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Kevin Hardaway, hoodie on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd and walks slowly to the ring.

Kyle Steel: And now their opponents. Introducing first from Baltimore, Maryland, he weighed in at two-hundred and fifty-one pounds for tonight’s bout, here is Keeeevvvviiiiinnnnnnnnn Haaaaarrrrddddaaaaaawwwwwaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He walks up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike as the song reaches fever pitch, holding up his arms in a triumphant pose. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he jumps off and leans against the turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his coat...ready for battle.

Zach Davis: Kevin Hardaway is coming off of arguably the most impressive performance of his career, a victory over the legendary Skyler Striker at Ten.

Bobby Cairo: Hardaway was tenacious and relentless. Striker brought his A-game but Hardaway was able to absorb everything that he had, and kept on fighting. I’ll never forget the look on Hardaway’s face when he hit Striker with that third Williams Driver. It was something out of a Charles Manson documentary.

Shannan Lerch: His cold, dead eyes have been haunting my dreams for the past week. If he can do that to Striker, than imagine what he’ll do when he gets his hands on Commissioner Kane?

The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”.

Kyle Steel: His partner, from Sicily, Italy, weighing in at two-hundred and fifteen pounds, he is the reigning WCF World Champion, here is Sliiiiiccccckkkkkiiiiiieeeeeee Ttttttt Alllllllleeeeeeennnnnn Gguuuuuuuiiiiiilllllllliiiiiiiaaaaaannnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he quickly climbs the ring stairs, looking out over the crowd before grabbing the top rope and vaulting over the top of it and into the middle of the ring. After glancing over the crowd with a thin smile on his face, he climbs a turnbuckle and throws his arms out once again to form a “T” before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and back into the middle of the ring as the lights come up once again.

Zach Davis: The champ has arrived! Listen to this crowd! The roof has been blown off the Wachovia Center!

Bobby Cairo: Slickie T was always the people’s champion and now he’s the World Champion as well. Slickie is also Mr. Vegas and the smart money was on him at Ten. I know that I cleaned up.

Shannan Lerch: You gambled on the World Title match?

Bobby Cairo: Of course not. That would violate the terms of my contract. I utilized the services of an intermediary to place a wager on the match for me. That’s perfectly legal.

Zach Davis: It was truly a hellacious match, with six-men all vying for one championship, but Slickie T proved that he is truly the cream of the crop in WCF.

Bobby Cairo: Slickie T silenced all of the critics who lambasted his performance at One. He got back to doing what he does best, and he killed two birds with one stone. He won the World Title and he banished Torture from challenging for the World Title for six months. Six months! Torture’s skin must be crawling.

Shannan Lerch: Slickie might have banished Torture from WCF for good. Rumors have been circulating all week that Torture has quit the company.

Bobby Cairo: Woo-hoo! It just keeps getting better!

Zach Davis: Let’s talk about our main event match-up. As you said, Shannan, both of these teams have the talent to win the Tag Team Classic. The question is can either team function as a team?

Shannan Lerch: It’s hard to say, Zach. Each man has his own motivations in this match and I don’t know if winning the Classic is on their list of priorities.

Bobby Cairo: The pride of a competitor is a great motivating factor. I’m sure that regardless of their thoughts on teaming together, each of these men would love to send a message to a member of the other team. Slickie would love to avenge that loss to Mikami. Mikami would love to score another win over the champ and assert himself as a challenger for Slickie’s World Title. Meanwhile Kane and Hardaway would each love to get an edge over the other with their match at Till Death Do Us Part just three weeks away.

Zach Davis: Let’s go to the ring and get this match started!

Both of the teams huddle in their respective corners and discuss strategy before the match begins. Ding-a-ling-ling! There’s the bell and the match is officially underway. Hardaway starts for his team and he’s calling for Brad Kane. Kane thinks about it for a moment but he opts to let Mikami start for his team. Hardaway shakes his head as he and Mikami circle the ring before locking up. Hardaway is able to gain the advantage with a headlock. Mikami shoves Hardaway off into the ropes. Hardaway rebounds off the ropes and Mikami leapfrogs before drilling Hardaway with a stiff roundhouse kick. Mist flies out of Hardaway’s mouth from the impact of the kick. Hardaway rises to one knee and Mikami quickly pounces with the Shining Apprentice. Hardaway is sprawled onto the canvas and Mikami makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Mikami showing a great deal of aggression early in this match, but Hardaway was able to kick out after that tenacious Shining Apprentice!

Bobby Cairo: Mikami is a man with a great deal of talent. I wonder about his mental state sometimes. He has so much rage inside of such a small body. At times it seems like his head is about to explode.

Shannan Lerch: Mikami is going up top! Frog splash…no, Hardaway rolls out of the way but Mikami lands on his feet!

Hardaway surprises Mikami with an STO that drives the Japanese grappler’s cranium into the mat with force. Hardaway sneers into Brad Kane’s corner, but Kane stands expressionless as he watches the action.

Zach Davis: There’s no love lost between Hardaway and Kane, that’s for sure. Nevermind that, Hardaway is setting Mikami up for a powerbomb now. Hardaway gets him up, but Mikami counters into a hurricanrana!

Bobby Cairo: No, Hardaway blocks it! Hardaway lifts Mikami into the air and drops him with a vicious sit out powerbomb! Great move! Hardaway makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Shannan Lerch: Mikami kicks out! You know, Mikami is rarely the biggest man in the ring, but he has a ton of heart…even if I don’t agree with everything that he does!

Hardaway whips Mikami into the ropes. Mikami makes a blind tag to Kane before springboarding off the middle rope and hitting a Lionsault on Hardaway. Hardaway catches Mikami, but Kane springboards over the top rope and dropkicks Mikami in the back, sending Hardaway to the mat with Mikami on top of him. Kane is the legal man now, so Mikami is ordered back to his corner.

Zach Davis: Kevin Hardaway and Brad Kane are in the same ring! This is the moment that we’ve been waiting for!

Bobby Cairo: Hardaway is down at the moment, probably not the way that he wanted to face Kane.

Shannan Lerch: Kane is stalking Hardaway, just waiting for him to get up…Hardaway does and Kane hits him with an Exploder suplex! Kane makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Hardaway kicks out! He wasn’t going to let his arch nemesis beat him!

Bobby Cairo: It takes more than an Exploder suplex to finish Kevin Hardaway. We saw that at Ten.

Shannan Lerch: Kane goes for a Dragon suplex…but Hardaway has it well scouted! He counters into a flipover neckbreaker, Cena style!

Zach Davis: Both men are down now…Hardaway slides to his corner and tags Slickie T into the match! The champ is in the match!

The crowd erupts as Slickie T charges into the ring with a sense of purpose and a head of steam. Brad Kane tries to attack Slickie but Slickie thwarts him with a Dragon screw leg whip. Mikami runs into the ring and Slickie clotheslines him for his efforts. Mikami rolls out of the ring. Slickie turns his attention to Kane and hits him with a crisp, snap suplex. Slickie makes the cover

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: The champ means business! He’s trying to put this match away!

Bobby Cairo: It’s interesting that Slickie and Kane are in the ring right now. Remember that Kane had the World Title within his grasp at Ten, but he opted to gain revenge on Torture instead of pinning Creeping Death. Slickie wouldn’t be the champ right now if not for Brad Kane’s actions.

Shannan Lerch: Slickie is showing his appreciation for Brad Kane with a running bulldog! Slickie makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Brad Kane kicks out! Kane fighting back now…he lands some hard shots to Slickie’s midsection, but Slickie shrugs them off.

Bobby Cairo: Slickie shoots off the ropes and goes for a Yakuza kick, but Kane ducks…Kane hits a half nelson backbreaker! Kane makes the cover now!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie kicks out with authority! Kane is quickly on the attack, he’s laying into Slickie with those vicious kicks to the back!

Bobby Cairo: I’ve been in the ring with Brad Kane on many occasions and I can tell you from experience that those kicks hurt like hell. Brad Kane kicks like a mule.

Zach Davis: Kane is going for the Backdrop driver…but Slickie T powers out of it! Slickie whips Kane into the ropes…flying leg lariat by Slickie T! Slickie makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Brad Kane kicks out! Slickie looks like he’s ready to inflict some more punishment on Kane, but he sees Hardaway jumping up and down in the corner…Hardaway wants him some of Brad Kane!

Bobby Cairo: Slickie tags Hardaway into the match! Hardaway is licking his chops as he climbs into the ring! Kane is up…Kane charges Hardaway, but Hardaway takes him down with an armdrag! Kane is up again and Hardaway hits him with a flying clothesline! Hardaway is all over Kane!

Shannan Lerch: Kane scurries over to the corner and tags Mikami into the match! The fans are booing that move!

Hardaway rolls his eyes at Kane as Mikami climbs in through the ropes. Mikami charges with a spinning heel kick, but Hardaway ducks. Hardaway scoops Mikami up for a Death Valley Driver, but Mikami spins out of it and plants Hardaway with a Jumping DDT. Mikami makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Hardaway kicks out after the nice DDT from Mikami!

Bobby Cairo: That was a nice move by Mikami. He’s a tough little bugger to get a handle on.

Shannan Lerch: Mikami is setting Hardaway up in the corner now…could it be? Diamond Dust! Mikami hits the Diamond Dust and makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Hardaway kicks out again! He’s tough as nails that guy!

Bobby Cairo: Hardaway is one of the toughest competitors in WCF. It’s a shame that he’s winding down his career, but at least he’ll be going out at his peak. Whoa…what’s this? Mikami is going for the Diamond Cutter, but Hardaway spins out of it! Hardaway grabs Mikami, springs off the ropes…Tornado DDT! Hardaway makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Shannan Lerch: Mikami kicks out! I guess one good DDT deserves another, right guys?

Zach Davis: I wholeheartedly agree, Shannan! I could watch grown men DDT each other until the cows come home!

Bobby Cairo: The DDT is truly one of the greatest moves ever invented. It’s so versatile that it can be applied anywhere at anytime to any opponent, large or small. It’s hard to believe that Jake Roberts invented the DDT by botching a suplex while he was high on crack cocaine.

Shannan Lerch: Hardaway and Mikami are both up now. They charge each other and both men go for a clothesline at the same time! They both connect and now both men are down!

Zach Davis: Mikami and Hardaway are crawling to their respective corners! Who will tag their partner first?

Bobby Cairo: This partisan crowd is clearly cheering for Hardaway to tag Slickie, but Mikami is a bit closer to his corner. No, Hardaway dives for the corner and he tags in Slickie! Slickie T has entered the ring! And Mikami tags in Brad Kane! What’s gonna happen!?

Shannan Lerch: Slickie hits a rolling wheel kick, beautifully executed! Both men up now, Slickie goes for the Omerta…Kane ducks…Kane hits the BK Backfist and makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Slickie T kicks out of the BK Backfist! Slickie T kicks out of the BK Backfist!

Bobby Cairo: Slickie’s back to his feet! Slickie’s telling Brad Kane to bring it on! I don’t believe it!

Shannan Lerch: John Woo! John Woo! Kane hits a running dropkick to Slickie T’s chest and Slickie goes flying across the ring! Kane quickly makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Slickie kicks out again! Commissioner Kane is scolding referee Slappy Johnson. He’s threatening to revoke Slappy’s ref license!

Bobby Cairo: I think he should be paying more attention to his opponent! Slickie T is on his feet and he does not look happy!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie unloads on Brad Kane with big punches! Kane is staggered! Slickie T shoots off the ropes and hits a tenacious running lariat! Kane flipped before he hit the mat! Slickie is going up to the top rope now…Shooting Star Press! Slickie hits the Shooting Star and he makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Zach Davis: Kane kicks out! This match isn’t over yet!

Bobby Cairo: Not by a long shot, Zach. These guys can go all night if they have to. You know that I know all about that.

Zach Davis: I do?

Bobby Cairo: Sure you do. Word gets around fast.

Shannan Lerch: Slickie whips Kane into the corner…no, Kane reverses into the opposite direction and Slickie T takes out the referee! Slappy is down!

Zach Davis: Ref bump! Ref bump! Oh my god it’s a ref bump and all four men are now brawling in the middle of the ring! It’s total and complete carnage in the Wachovia Center!

No single competitor gains a clear advantage in the melee as the fans of all four men are cheering and screaming at the spectacle in the ring, four superstars taking turns beating on each other. The action becomes even more frenzied as…

Zach Davis: Hardaway is setting up Mikami… Williams Driver! Hardaway floors Mikami with the Williams Driver, but the referee is down!

Bobby Cairo: I don’t think it matters, Zach. Brad Kane is standing behind Hardaway and he means business! Hardaway turns around…Kane hits the Impending Doom! That’s a crazy, crazy move, but there’s still no referee!

Shannan Lerch: It looks like it’s Slickie T’s turn! The champion is waiting for Brad Kane to get up! Kane gets up…Slickie goes for the T-Bone, but Kane slips out of it. Kane with a kick to the midsection…now he’s setting up Slickie for the Love Megan Driver! No, Slickie powers out of it, he spins Kane around and hits the T-Bone! Slickie makes the cover and the ref has recovered!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

THREE!!!

Zach Davis: Slickie T pins Brad Kane! Slickie and Hardaway advance in the Tag Team Classic!

Slickie rolls out of the ring, grabbing his World Title as the fans are cheering. He raises his arm in the air, grin on his face.

Bobby Cairo: Slickie T is one step closer to becoming a double Champion here in WCF! Impressive!

Slickie heads up the ramp and to the back. Kevin rests for a moment, and Brad Kane slowly struggles to his feet. He grabs a microphone, breathing hard after the tag team contest. He stares at Kevin, a bit of hate and a bit of sorrow in his eyes.

Brad Kane: Kevin I've given this a lot of thought. Our match at Till Death Do Us Part just won't work.

Massive booing for that one. Brad looks around, trying to calm everyone down, Kevin included.

Brad Kane: Let me finish! One fall isn't enough for us. A fluke pin could end this and neither of us would want that. You want to prove you're not a joke against me in the ring? You'll have to beat me twice to win at Till Death Do Us Part.

Everyone gets to their feet, kinda knowing what he's getting at.

Brad Kane: Me and you, two out of three falls. You've only done it once Kevin. No chance again buddy, none.

He tosses the microphone away and smiles at Kevin.

Zach Davis: Holy monkies in a barrel~!

Bobby Cairo: I haven't heard anything this epic since the release of the sex tape featuring Shannan Lerch.

Shannan Lerch: Gar, shut it!

Kevin Hardaway shows no fear. He stares into the eyes of Brad Kane, smiling a bit as well.

Zach Davis: Kevin Hardaway versus Brad Kane.. it is gonna be a classic. But thats a few weeks away and we're out of time tonight!

Bobby Cairo: From all of us here in WCFland, goodnight!

Slam fades out on the staredown between Kevin Hardaway and Brad Kane.