Slam Intro
Slaughter Society Segment
Ace Slaughter/Abril vs Fort Knox/Doc Henry
Seth Lerch/Torture/Creeping Death Segment
Izabella vs Andy Tanner vs vs Mike Bowen vs Jake Keeton
Big Time Jerks Segment
Kevin Hardaway/Brad Kane vs The BlazeR Boys
Chris Avery/Tank Reaper Segment
The Big Time Jerks vs The Royal Family
Seth Lerch/Jay Price/Greenfever Segment
Torture/Creeping Death vs Hector Rodriguez/D-Day

Slam Intro

MGMT's Kids plays and Slam is on the air! Pyro shoots from everywhere and fireworks explode and the fans yell and cheer and act like maniacs.

Zach Davis: Welcome to Slam! We're live from Des Moines, Iowa, of all places.

Shannan Lerch: Worst state ever.

Zach Davis: Aw, you just hate Creeping Death, that's all!

Shannan Lerch: Indeed.

Bobby Cairo: Well, Creeping Death is in tonight's main event. He and Torture cheated like hell to defeat Greenfever and Jay Price last week, and they're in the semifinals of the WCF Tag Team Classic. What is it with CD and these Classic tournaments? Something about them makes him unstoppable.

Zach Davis: I don't know, Bobby. But they're up against Hector Rodriguez and D-Day, who have been very impressive as well throughout this tournament. They were randomly paired together, and you wouldn't have really expected them to work well... but they've come pretty damn far.

Shannan Lerch: I hope they pull off the upset tonight, MS-13 or no MS-13. That's for sure.

Bobby Cairo: Our other Classic semifinal match is the Big Time Jerks, who managed to get into this match via last week's wild card match, up against the Champs, the Big Dick Superstars, more commonly known as the Royal Family, Chad Evans and Jimmy Dean.

Zach Davis: The Jerks are former Champions themselves so this should be a very interesting matchup.

Shannan Lerch: We have the classic "rivals team up!" scenario tonight with Hardaway teaming with Kane. They're one week away from Hardaway's final match ever in WCF, possibly in wrestling in general...

Bobby Cairo: Right. We'll see how he acts with Kane as his partner. The BlazeR Boys might be able to capitalize on the animosity there, we'll see.

Zach Davis: The Slaughter Society members, Ace Slaughter and Abril, are up against the team of Fort Knox and Doc Henry. Knox attacked Abril last week and caused Slaughter to lose his Classic match, so they'll be out for revenge.

Shannan Lerch: And poor Doc Henry is kind of directionless since the disappearance of Johnny Reb... he just got kinda thrown in here, to be honest.

Bobby Cairo: And in our opener, we'll see four WCF rookies competing against one another. Izabella, "The Comedian" Andy Tanner, Mike Bowen, and Jake Keeton.

Zach Davis: It might be unfair to call all of them rookies seeing as many of them have had very succesful careers outside of WCF, but yeah, they're new to this place. Jake Keeton scored a big upset against Mikami in his debut match last week, let's see if he can follow that up with another victory tonight!

Slaughter Society Segment


Pyro explodes up and down the entrance ramp.

The lights, in the arena go dim.

The crowd scrambles to stand up, some with their hands on their ears. Some of the crown run toward the entrance ramp, screaming and yelling.

Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh, lights are out, Zach!!! The Boogeyman is gonna getchya!!!

Zach Davis: I'm more scared of Greenfever!!!

Bobby Cairo: I would love for Greenfever to join up with Slaughter and his Society!!

Shannan Lerch: That would be pretty interesting.

Three sets of spotlights start to rotate around the crowd. A loud siren, similar to a tornado warning, echoes throughout the arena.

Zach is holding his ears, as Shannan stands up. Shannan throws her arms, in the air. Her hands are in the "devil's horns" as "Click click Boom" by Saliva begins to start.

Shannan Lerch: Uncover your ears, you wuss!!!

Come on, Come on!
Come on, Come on!

Ace Slaughter, slowly walks out through the smoke, with Abril in his arms. Slowly, right behind him is Trent with Torrie, his manager walking by his side. Melissa is skipping around them. Mini Ace is mimicking Ace and Gerard right behind Slaughter and Abril.

Zach Davis: Ace Slaughter looks very determined tonight!!

Shannan Lerch: I have a sneaking feeling, that this not Ace Slaughter who we are looking at!!

Bobby Cairo: Why?

Shannan Lerch: Look at him!! He is not the same Ace slaughter!!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion has got him, man!! He has gotten to him!!!

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Wasn't faded, not jaded, just a kid with a pad and pen
And a big imagination
All this, I seek, I find I push the envelope to the line
Make it, break it
Take it, until I’m overrated

There are three white spotlights rotating around the interior, of the auditorium. Multi-colored lasers flash along the bass, of the song.

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station TOUR around the nation leaving the scene in devastation

Ace Slaughter throws his arms into the air. Ace Slaughter and the rest of his Slaughter Society jump into the air. When they all land, the pyrotechnics, that is surrounding the ramp, explodes with gold pyro.

I can see it in my mind
I can see it in your eyes
It's close enough to touch it now
far away enough to die!

Ace Slaughter and Abril starts to jump and thrash around, to the music. Mini Ace and Gerard mimics Slaughter's movements. Trent Townsend continues to walk slowly with Torrie behind Slaughter. Melissa continues to skip around.

What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect
But still you don't hear no cryin' ass bitchin' from me
Like there seems to be on everybody's CD
So just sit back and relax
And let me have your head for a minute
I can show you somethin' in it
That has yet to be preceded, oh yeah!

Ace Slaughter and his crew continue to walk down the aisle. They reach the ring. Mini Ace and Gerard slides under the bottom rope. Melissa slowly enters the ring, between the middle and top rope, stopping half way, wiggling her butt, as she straddles the ring rope. Melissa teases the crowd, with her flirtatious ways. The crowd begins to whistle. Trent Townsend enters the ring. Torrie steps into the ring.She too, stops halfway and she also shakes her rear end to the howling crowd. Slaughter looks around...

Zach Davis: What is Slaughter looking at?

The crowd cheers.

Shannan Lerch: I think this crowd is gonna explode!!

Slaughter jumps up to the ring apron. Slaughter holds the middle and top rope for Abril to enter the ring. Melissa walks over to a near by corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Mini Ace also walks to a nearby corner and climbs up to the bottom turnbuckle. Abril twirls around the center of the ring, as Gerard stands besides her. Ace grabs the top rope and as he shakes the top rope violently, Melissa shrieks and Mini Ace pounds the middle turnbuckle with his hands, then throws his arms out. Trent Townsend flexes with Torrie standing next to him. The crowd cheers!! Melissa and Mini Ace jump down to the mat, as Ace Slaughter enters the ring. Ace Slaughter and his Slaughter Society walk to the center, of the ring. Slaughter stands in the middle, with Abril holding onto him. Mini Ace and Gerard are kneeling in front of them. Trent stands with his arms folded, with a mean look across his face, with Torrie hanging off his left arm, as Melissa skips around them.

The crowd roars with cheers!

Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down on the stereo, hear me on the radio
Click Click Boom!
I'm comin' down with the new style and you know it's buck wild
Click Click Boom!
I'm on the radio station Tour around the nation,
Leavin' the scene in devastation


Why have I clouded up my mind
Why's my mother always right
And will I make it to the end
Or will I crawl away and die

Both Ace Slaughter and Abril pose, as flashes of many cameras flash. Trent stand there with Torrie beside him. Melissa continues to skip and occasionally flips up her skirt. Mini Ace and Gerard stand there acting mischievously.

Click click boom
click click boom
click click boom
click click boom

All those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze
Those Saturdays, when kids go out and play
Yo I was up in my room I let the stereo blaze

The Slaughter Society stands in the middle of the ring. Slaughter has a mic in hand.

It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside of my head
It's all inside of me
It's comin' over me
It's all inside of me
It's all inside my head!

Music begins to fade out....

Ace Slaughter: Standing before you is my Society. My Slaughter Society!!!

The crowd cheers.


Ace Slaughter: Tonight, myself and my lovely, Abril will face off against Doc Henry and that no good S.O.B Fort Knox!! I will make this short and sweet. Tonight, Fort Knox and Doc Henry, you two will both fall in defeat in tonight's tag team bout!!!! The match will be fast and it will be brutal!! While you two are in the back, "getting ready", make you two have a game plan because we do!!! We have things up our sleeves, we might show them off tonight or maybe at the Pay per view!!! But, Fort Knox you are a marked man!!! Doc Henry? You, not too much!! I have respect for you, but for a coward like Fort Knox!! No more games!!! No more horsing around!!! Tonight, MIGHT be the night Knox will remember for a long time!! Get ready to bleed Knox!!! As when the Gods have spoken....

Slaughter Society: ....and the Heavens open up with their unbridled fury, you shall know ....THAT OBLIVION... IS... YOUR... GO-O-OD-D!!!

The crowd cheers as The Slaughter society poses one more time, as cameras flash.

Crowd: Society!!! Society!!! Society!!!

Bobby Cairo: That was short and sweet. Slaughter made a point.

Zach Davis: And what point might that be?

Shannan Lerch: We might see some bloodshed.

Ace Slaughter/Abril vs Fort Knox/Doc Henry

Shannan Lerch: It is time for the match and Kyle Steel is in the ring...

The lights go out and gold dollar signs flash about as `Get your shine on' begins to blare throughout the arena. Some, of the crowd, begin to stand and bounce to the song...

We gon go old school
Ya know what I'm sayin

Kyle Steel: From Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 240 pounds..... FOR-OR-ORT KNO-O-O-OX!!!

If you from where I'm from
Ya know what I'm talkin bout
the way we do this here
this is a cash money classic
and I feel couldn't nobody do it the way Ima do it
ya know what I'm sayin
so, here we go world, I'm bringin it to your world from my world
ya know what I'm talkin bout look I say

Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage covered with golden fireworks. Very bright golden lights surround the hole that Cash came out from.

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox is not short of confidence!!

Shannan Lerch: He is pretty sure of himself.

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

So nigga stop hatin'

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

Fort Knox comes out wearing black shades. Knox is wearing gold chains around his neck and is wearing a gold Rolex watch and bracelet.

Zach Davis: Fort Knox doesn't seem too bad. He might be be pretty cool to hang out with, in tha hood!


Zach Davis: What?!?! Nothing?!?! I thought that was pretty good.

Shannan Lerch: That doesn't even deserve a response.

Bobby Cairo: Sorry dude, I'll have to agree with Shannan.

You know we gonna make it

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

So nigga stop hatin'

He has a gold ring on each finger and when he holds to up to the camera they spell FORT KNOX.

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

Zach Davis: You do have to admit, that Fort Knox does have a great ring entrance.

Bobby Cairo: Let's see, this week, if it carries over into his ring skills.

You know we gonna make it

Shannan Lerch: Let's see if Slaughter makes good on his word on giving payback toward fort Knox, in his recent attack on Abril.

Bobby Cairo: If we know one thing about Ace Slaughter is that he usually makes good on his word!

Zach Davis: I still think Fort Knox is cool.

In one you trust, the neighborhood is us

And everything that I ride is 22s and up
And everytime that I slide, you know I'm platinum plus
Make the hood understand that we trying to come up
24s on trucks, just the neighborhood lust
Tell Lil' One be cool everybody coming up
Cause everybody wanna ride, everybody wanna shine
So how ya love that people? Everybody on the grind

Fort Knox enters the ring and poses. Golden fireworks shoot off from the ring post.

Shannan Lerch: : Seriously why?

Zach Davis: Because, I am almost as cool as he is!! You know it!!

Bobby Cairo: You cool?

Shannan Lerch: Easy Bobby, let's not hurt little Zach's feelings.

Bobby Cairo: Zach, let's put it this way. If you dove into a pool of milk, I betcha no one could see you swim.

Zach Davis: Yea, that's because of my wonderful white silky skin.

And these projects cuts ya, ya hood rich livin lavish
Those 14s, you know we had to have it
Once upon a time it was nothing but magic
Hustling right in front of my mama, Ms. Gladys
Chasin paper paper chasin, look thats all we know
Comin through the neighborhood on them 24s
Bet a thousand, shoot a thousand, nigga up it some more
Fast money, Cash Money, thats all I know One


Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

Zach Davis: What DID you mean?

Shannan Lerch: He means, that real men don't have white and silky skin.

Zach Davis: I am a real man!

Bobby was taking a drink of something. After Zach's last comment, Bobby spats out whatever he was drinking.

So nigga stop hatin'

Bobby Cairo: Zach Davis a real man?

Zach Davis: WHAT?!?

Shannan Lerch: Never mind, Bobby. He won't figure it out!

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

Knox hands his gold to the ringside person and tells them not to lose his gold.

Bobby Cairo: That's some expensive bling, he's got there. The ringside attendee better keep track of that!!

Fort Knox: You know not to lose this, right?! Or something bad will happen to ya, right?

The ringside personnel takes the golden jewelery ringside.

You know we gonna make it

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

So nigga stop hatin'

He then puts on his gloves and gets ready to fight.

Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on

You know we gonna make it

Music fades out...

Kyle Steel: His tag team partner...

Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue begins to blare out of the arena's speakers.

Yeah yeah
Rat-tailed Jimmy is a second hand hood
Deals out in Hollywood
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames

Doc Henry walks out from the back.

Traded for some powdered goods
Jigsaw Jimmy he's the one in the game
But I hear he's doin' o.k.
Got a cozy little job selling the Mexican mob
Packages the candycaine

He's the one they call Dr. Feel good
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feel good

Cops on the corner always ignore
Somebody's getting paid
Jimmy's got it wired, law's for hire
Got it made in the shade
Got a little hideaway, does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Sellin' sugar to the sweet
People on the street
Call this Jimmy's town

The fans boo as he walks toward the ring.

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein
I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Feelgood)
he's not what you'd call a glamorous man
(Dr. Feelgood)
Got one thing that's easily understood
(Dr. Feelgood)
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
Oh yeah

As Doc Henry continues to walk down the aisle, the fans boo, as they hold up anti-Doc Henry signs.

He'll tell you he's the king
Of these barrio streets
Moving up the shangri-la
Came by his wealth as a matter of luck
Says he never broke no law
Two time loser running out of juice
Time to move out quick
Heard a rumour going round
Jimmy's going down
This time it's gonna stick

Doc Henry gets to ringside and he looks around.

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's the one that makes ya feel all right
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
He's gonna be your Frankenstein

Doc Henry rolls into the ring and stands near a corner, as

Let him soothe your soul, just take his hand
(Dr. Feelgood)
Some people call him an evil man
(Dr. Feelgood)
Let him introduce himself real good
(Dr. Feelgood)
He's the only one they call Feelgood


Music fades out.....

Shannan Lerch: And here we go!

Bobby Cairo: Doc Henry and Fort Knox charges at Slaughter and Abril, with clothesline attempts. Both slaughter and Abril ducks out of the way. Fort Knox and Doc Henry bounces off the ropes, Slaughter drops Knox with a dropkick, as Abril hits Doc Henry with a clothesline. Another clothesline!! Body slam!! Clothesline!! Drop kick! Body slam!! Spinning neckbreaker!!

Zach Davis: Take a deep breath there Bobby. You will need your air, with this match. I have a feeling that this match will be full-packed!! Action-packed!!! So sit down. Buckle-up. Get ready, for possibly the best match, of the night.

Shannan Lerch: You think so?

Zach Davis: Well, I hope so. I will feel stupid, if this match don't match up with all that hype I just caused.

Bobby Cairo: You just caused? What hype?! I've had enough of you, Zach. Just hush and let's continue calling this match.

Zach Davis: Fine. Whatever-er.

Shannan Lerch: Abril with the first pin attempt.

Bobby Cairo: But, no referee!

The referee is busy trying to separate Ace Slaughter and Fort Knox, as they were trying to rip each other apart.

Shannan Lerch: The ref has them separated. The ref walks Slaughter over to his corner. Look!!

Bobby/Zach: WHERE?!?!

Shannan Lerch: Over there!!! Both Gerard and Mini Ace are entering the ring as it looks as if Slaughter has the referee contained.

Bobby Cairo: Mini Ace and Gerard are running over to Fort Knox. They are beginning to scratch, bite and kick Fort Knox. The referee sees the two and begins to tell them to leave the ring.

Referee: That's it!! You two leave the ring! Let's go!! OUT!! NOW!!!

Gerard and Mini Ace leave the ring.

Zach Davis: What are those two up two?!?

Bobby Cairo: God knows.

Both Gerard and Mini Ace flip off the ref. The crowd gasps, then the crowd begins to laugh!! Both Mini Ace and Gerard crawl back under the ring.

Shannan Lerch: With this match, finally under control. Doc Henry and Abril hookup, with a collar and elbow. Doc Henry has a considerable size difference.

Zach Davis: Big big difference.

Bobby Cairo: Thirteen inches and one hundred and ten pound difference.

Shannan Lerch: But, never under estimate a woman.

Zach Davis: PFFT!! Whay-e-e-e-ver-er, Shannan!!!

Shannan begins to stand up with aggression toward Zach Davis. Still sitting, Zach tries to defend himself by doing "hand chops" in the air, as he is flailing his legs in the air. Shannan had already sat down.

Shannan Lerch: Dude, what's your problem?! Spazz!! Like I said.. NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF A WOMAN.

Bobby Cairo: A-any-ywa-ays, Doc Henry has Abril pinned against the turnbuckles, with his back to her.


Abril slumps down to the bottom turnbuckle. Doc Henry begins ti push his knee across her face, which is being forced against the bottom turnbuckle. The referee begins to count...

Referee: That's it. Doc!! ONE!!! Move it back, Doc!! TWO!!! I will dq you, Doc!! Move it back!!! THREE!!

Zach Davis: Doc Henry backs away... OH MY GOD, DOC!! WATCH OUT!!!!


The near three hundred pounder, Ace Slaughter, charges toward an unaware Doc Henry. Some, of the crowd is trying to warn Doc.

Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!!! Doc doesn't him!!! Ace Slaughter is gonna hit Doc Henry hard! Very hard!!!

As Doc Henry stand there gloating at the damage he caused on Abril. Slaughter like a charging bull, crashes into Doc Henry.

Bobby Cairo: The force of the massive hit has caused to fly out, of the ring.

Zach Davis: Ace Slaughter and Doc Henry begin to stand up, very slowly.

Doc Henry swings and connects with a right fist to the left side of Slaughter's head. Slaughter swings with a right forearm. Left boot to Henry's gut. Left fist. European forearm, which knocks down Doc Henry.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Fort Knox. Knox double axe-handle, to the back of Slaughter's skull.

The referee begins to count.


Doc Henry and Abril enters back into the ring, as Slaughter and Fort Knox slowly walk back to their own corners, as they continue to smack at each other.

Shannan Lerch: The emotions are high!! Slaughter and Knox are already talking smack!! Yes, gentlemen... this could be a great match.

Bobby Cairo: What Abril needs to do here is, use her speed and catch Doc Henry off-balanced. There she goes.

Abril smacks Henry with a swift and hard right leg to Henry's left thigh.

Zach Davis: Look at the expression Doc Henry's face. You know that kick hurt.

Abril smacks Henry, again, with a swift and hard right leg to Henry's left thigh. That time Doc Henry grimaced in pain and begins to slowly walk funny.

Bobby Cairo: Abril kicks him a third time and another time.


Zach Davis: That kick, puts Doc Henry onto the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Abril drops a thrusting sharp elbow to the back, of the head, of Doc.

Bobby Cairo: Abril drops an elbow, then drops a legdrop across the neck of Doc Henry.

Zach Davis: Holy Cow!!! Here comes Fort Knox!! He is charging Abril and knocks her down to the match.

Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox grabs the top rope and he begins to stomp down onto Abril!!!

Bobby Cairo: Here comes a madman!! Slaughter is on the loose!!

Ace Slaughter charges at Fort Knox!

Shannan Lerch: This match is completely out of hand. Slaughter and Knox are clobbering each other with lefts and rights. Doc Henry stands. Abril swings at Doc Henry.

Bobby Cairo: Abril misses and Doc Henry...

Zach Davis: ...just hit Abril with a chop block!!

The crowd boos loudly.


Doc grabs Abril by both legs, near her knees. Doc Henry falls backwards...

Shannan Lerch: A-a-and there goes Abril, flying across the ring.

Doc slowly and methodically walks over toward Abril...


Bobby Cairo: SPEAR!!! SPEAR!! A spear by Slaughter!!

The referee grabs Ace slaughter and...

Referee: Slaughter, stay in your corner or I will dq you!! You hear me!?!

Ace Slaughter: Yea-yea! WHATEVER!!

As the referee was distracted, both Doc Henry and Fort Knox began double teaming up on Abril. They were stomping their boots down on Abril. Slaughter see this and he is enraged. But, the ref, not seeing the double teaming. The referee is just trying to keep Slaughter, in his corner.

Bobby Cairo: The referee grabs the mic.

Referee: If Slaughter interferes one more time, I will disqualify him!!

Zach Davis: Wow!!

Shannan Lerch: You said there, Zach!!

Bobby Cairo: It looks like the ref has had enough of everyone tonight!!

Shannan Lerch: With Abril standing, Knox and Henry kicks Abril, in the gut, then a double suplex!!

The referee turns around and sees the double teaming and orders Knox out of the ring. With a grab of Abril's hair, Doc Henry tags in Fort Knox.

Zach Davis: Fort Knox keeps ahold of Abril's hair.

The crowd is booing loudly. As Slaughter is pacing up and down the ring apron. Ace slaughter is fuming mad!!

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox is taunting Ace Slaughter, as he grabs Abril's hair an flings her to the ground.

Fort Knox spats at Ace Slaughter.

Zach Davis: BA-A-A-D!! BAD! BAD!! Bad thing to do, at this moment!! Ace Slaughter is trying to enter the ring, but the referee is stopping him. Fort Knox and Doc Henry switch places, with the ref's back is turned, he will never known there wasn't a tag. The referee finally turns around and see Fort Knox with a side headlock on Abril.

Fort Knox grabs Abril's right wrist with his left hand pulled Abril toward him and...


Shannan Lerch: A short-arm clothesline. Knox is looking around.

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox runs toward the ropes and bounces over a lying Abril and leaps onto the ropes with his boots flip overhead...


Fort Knox runs over to a nearby corner and waits for Abril to stand up.

Bobby Cairo: Abril is standing up and here comes Fort Knox.

Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox just nailed Abril into the mat with a springboard dropkick.

Fort Knox stands up Abril and...wham!!!

Zach Davis: An enzuigiri!!!

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox grabs Abril by the hair, again. He is dragging her to an ENRAGED Ace Slaughter. Slaughter has the top rope and he is yanking on it!!! Fueled with anger, Slaughter roars out!!


Fort Knox is taunting Ace Slaughter. Knox has a limping Abril attempting a tag, but pulling her hand back, just in time.

Shannan Lerch: Abril is a great wrestler, but with the referee keeping an eye on slaughter and the double-teaming by Knox and Henry, I don't see a chance for Slaughter and Abril!!

Knox taunts Slaughter by waving Abril's hand in his face Slaughter reaches out and Abril's hand touches Slaughter's hand and the referee says...

Referee: TAG!!! Slaughter enter the ring and Abril you leave the ring.

Bobby Cairo: Look at the face of Fort Knox!! He had not realized he tagged Slaughter in with Abril's hand.

Knox drops Abril and she crawls to her corner. Slaughter charges at Knox, but tries to run away and try to tag in Doc Henry. But, Slaughter grabs the back of Knox's trunks. Slaughter snarls and growls at Fort Knox!!!

Shannan Lerch: Look at the expression on Slaughter's face. He's ready to kill Fort Knox!!!

But, Fort Knox stomped down onto slaughter foot and then poked him in the right eye, Fort Knox crawls toward Doc Henry tags in. Doc runs toward what he though was an unaware Ace Slaughter.

Zach Davis: Slaughter heard Doc Henry coming and hits him with a belly to belly suplex. Slaughter with a quick pin attempt. The referee gets into position.

Crowd: One!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: Thr-

Bobby Cairo: Kick out by Doc Henry!!! What's this?!?!

Abril staggers herself away from her corner and walks over to Fort Knox's corner and begin to yell at him.

Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox sees Abril.

Knox leaps off the ring apron with a somersault plancha onto Abril.


Both Fort Knox and Abril lay there motionless. Ace slaughter stands up and drops a leg across the chest and neck area of Doc Henry.

Zach Davis: Slaughter is climbing the turnbuckles. Slaughter flies off the turnbuckles with a flying elbow attempt.


Shannan Lerch: slaughter misses the flying elbow, Doc Henry stands up and begins pound down on to Slaughter.

Doc Henry grabs Ace Slaughter and pushes Ace's face against the ring ropes.

Bobby Cairo: Look at that. Doc Henry is dragging Slaughter's mask against the ropes.

Doc Henry picks up Slaughter and hits him with a hard hitting German suplex.

Shannan Lerch: Doc Henry picks up Ace Slaughter to his feet and nails him with a right fist to the side of his face. Doc Henry tries that again, but slaughter blocks him and hits him with a reverse atomic drop.

With Doc Henry standing there stunned, Ace Slaughter comes roaring in and almost tore Doc Henry's head off from his shoulders with a clothesline. Slaughter grabs ahold of the top rope and begins to stomp down onto Henry's right leg, then mid-section, then left foot, left forearm, then a stomp on to Henry's head. then another stomp on to the head/

Bobby Cairo: Still, right in front of us, is Abril scrapping with Fort Knox. Abril kicks Fort Knox in the stomach, and nails him with a DDT, on the concrete floor.

Zach Davis: I think Abril just killed Fort Knox. He is lying motionless on the floor, right in front of us!!

Abril looks as if she is ready to do a push-up, but she drops her knees on the floor, as she still has her fists on the floor and she is yelling at Fort Knox....


Abril starts kick Fort Knox several times. She runs back into the ring, to help out Ace Slaughter.

Shannan Lerch: Abril is about to enter the ring. Slaughter picks up Doc Henry. Henry pokes Slaughter in the eye and Doc Henry hits Slaughter with a spinning heel kick!!

Doc Henry doesn't see Abril running toward him.

Zach Davis: Abril dropkicks Doc Henry. The referee grabs Abril and attempts to try to put her back in her corner.

Doc Henry picks up Ace Slaughter...

Zach Davis: Looks like Pedigree time and...


Shannan Lerch: PEDIGREE-EE-EE!!

Doc Henry goes for a pin attempt, as the referee gets into position.

Crowd: ONE!!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: Thre-!!!

Bobby Cairo: Shoulder!!! Slaughter lifted up his left shoulder!!! The match continues.

Doc Henry stands up, but....

Shannan Lerch: Slaughter rolls Doc Henry into a roll-up!!! The referee gets into position!

Crowd: ONE!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THRE-!!!!

Zach Davis: A kickout by Henry. Look!! A bleeding Fort Knox is trying to enter the ring!!

Abril is trying to enter the ring, but the referee is stopping he. What the ref does not know is that...

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox has a chair!!! Turn around referee!!!

As Slaughter stands up....


Shannan Lerch: Slaughter just got obliterated by a swinging chair, that was swung by Fort Knox!!!

Zach Davis: Look!!! Through Slaughter's white mask, you can see he has been busted open. It's official there has been bloodshed, in this match-up!!

Knox tosses the chair and climb up the turnbuckles. The referee finally turns around and sees Knox being tagged in.

Bobby Cairo: Fort Knox leaps off the top turnbuckle and hits a hurricanrana onto Ace Slaughter.

Knox tries to hit Slaughter, but Ace blocks the punch attempt and hits him with a kick to the stomach and nails him with a DDT!

Shannan Lerch: A ddt by Slaughter!! A ddt by Ace slaughter in this close battle between Ace slaughter and his Society stablemate Abril against their rival Fort Knox and his partner Doc Henry.

Slaughter picks up Fort Knox and positions him for a cradle piledriver.

Zach Davis: Knox is resisting, but Slaughter nailed the cradle piledriver!!!

Ace Slaughter sees his opportunity. He walks over to Abril and tags her in.

Shannan Lerch: Abril was ready to come in. She was practically bouncing all over the place.

Abril runs over to Knox and hits him with a spinning neckbreaker.

Bobby Cairo: A surprise, Abril tags Slaughter back in.

Abril tosses Knox into the ropes as Ace slaughter comes in and grabs Knox, off the ropes, by his knees and spins him around....

Zach Davis: This looks like a spinebuster.

Instead of planting Knox's back with a spinebuster, Slaughter torques Knox's body a lil bit and....



Bobby Cairo: In another surprising move, Slaughter tags in Abril.

Ace Slaughter: We have a surprise for everyone!!!

But Knox has dived and tagged in Doc Henry! Henry runs at Slaughter but Ace Slaughter kicks Henry and then grabs him by the waist and bends him horizontal, with the mat.

Zach Davis: Abril flies into the air and does a double twist then she wraps back around and....


Shannan Lerch: Abril lands with a legdrop across the chest of Doc Henry!

Ace Slaughter runs over to Fort Knox and dives out of the ring. Slaughter hits Knox with a flying tackle, as Knox was standing in his corner. Both of them crash onto the concrete floor, right in front of the commentary table. Slaughter stands up and walks to the commentary table and says....

Ace Slaughter: What you just saw with Abril and myself. That was called the Society Solution!!!

Abril goes for the pin. Knox glances up and sees the pin attempt. Slaughter grabs the foot of Fort Knox, as the referee gets into position...

Crowd: ONE!!!!

Crowd: TWO!!!

Crowd: THREE!!

Zach Davis: The Slaughter Society gets the win!

Seth Lerch/Torture/Creeping Death Segment

Scene opens up to Torture and Creeping Death in wrestling gear walk up to Seth behind his back. A production manager points towards the two and scurries away. Seth sighs and slowly turns around awaiting the worse.

Seth Lerch: Yessss???

Torture and Creeping Death smirk.

Torture: Listen. Two very important things. One, judging by my stance in your main events recently and how Slickie T is the New World Heavyweight Champion..

Big pop in the arena as this scene is taking place backstage. Obviously it's being shown on the video screen.

Torture: And since he's not in the main event tonight, or the week before, or next week at WCF's seventh biggest pay per view, I'm understanding a small trend here. You need the World Title back on my shoulder. Right here.

Tort points to his shoulder.

Torture: Since I can't have a World Title match for six months, I'm thinking you just strip him of the title and put the belt right here on my shoulder.

Tort points to his shoulder once more.

Seth Lerch: What? No. That's crazy! I won't ever do that. Slickie T is a FINE World Champion.

Torture: Put the title right here on my shoulder, Seth.

Tort points to the same shoulder as does Creeping Death.

Seth Lerch: No, I'm not giving you the World Title.

Creeping Death: Seth, come on. You love us. Put the title back on Torture's shoulder.

Seth Lerch: No! I don't love you guys! I don't like you! I hate you!

Torture: Hate, Seth? Whhhaaaa?

Creeping Death: Tsk tsk. Just.. okay.. just put the title on Tortures shoulder.

Torture: Right here on my shoulder. I have a shoulder and it needs a title.

Seth Lerch: No! I'm not putting the title on your shoulder..

Torture: Fine, you can put it on my waist, but just this once.

Seth Lerch: NO! STOP IT! UGH! I hate you guys!

Creeping Death: Alright, to the real business.

Torture: We think it would be fair to keep MS-13 backstage and NOT ring side.

Seth Lerch: Ahh. I knew you guys would come to me about this..

Creeping Death: Because we're smart..

Torture: And because I'm all about fair and doing what's right in Wrestling Championship Federation! I fight for the every man, Seth, and with MS-13 at ring side just tooooooo much trouble can be had! And we can't have that!

Seth Lerch: ....

Torture: I'm just kidding. We just don't want to lose.

Seth Lerch: You know what? No. I'm not banning them from ring side because I don't care! You both have done enough cheating and rules bending in your past, I'm sure you guys can figure this one out. As for now, get the hell out of my face, you're bothering me and I can't stand it.

Creeping Death: Well. Sorry to bother you.

Torture: What the hell, Seth. After all we've been through.


Seth Lerch storms off. Torture and Creeping Death shrug their shoulders. Scene ends.

Zach Davis: Looks like Creeps and Tort don't want anything to do with Hectors ringside crew. The MS-13.

Bobby Cairo: Nobody wants to mess with those guys. Not even former World Champions.

Izabella vs Andy Tanner vs vs Mike Bowen vs Jake Keeton

Zach Davis: We’ve got quite a match coming up next. Izabella vs. Andy Tanner vs. Mike Bowen vs. Jake Keeton.

Bobby Cairo: Four great competitors in the ring all at the same time. It’s going to be exciting.

Shannan Lerch: I can hardly wait to see who comes out on top.

Snuff by Slipknot hits throughout the arena as the lights go dim and smoke starts filling the arena. That's when Izabella comes walking out from the back. She stands on the stage looking out to the crowd. She heads down the ramp and slides into the ring as she awaits her prey.

Zach Davis: There is the newest addition to the WCF roster Izabella.

Bobby Cairo: She sure looks ready for her first match here in the WCF.

I started a joke starts to play over the PA system as Andy Tanner comes out on the ramp and makes his way down to the ring. He slides in and takes a hard cold look at Izabella.

Shannan Lerch: It looks like these two could go at it right now without waiting for the other two participates.

Bobby Cairo: You’ve got that right.

From Out of Nowhere slams the PA system as Mike Bowen walks down the ramp and gets into the ring. Now all three participates are standing in three corners waiting for the appearance of Jake Keeton.

The lights dim, a hush fills the arena and a mixed reaction of mostly cheers billows from the crowd as "Still Unbroken" by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits the PA. Jake Keeton slowly emerges through the curtains with his full attention focused on the upcoming match. He walks down the ramp barely acknowledging the fans as he steps into the ring and begins to stretch.

The bell sounds and the match is on.

Zach Davis: Here we go with this exciting opening bout.

Izabella immediately goes after Mike Bowen giving him hard forearms across the back. She pushes him into the ropes and follows up with a clothesline. Bowen goes down and Izabella goes for a quick cover but Keeton breaks it up by kicking Izabella in the back of the head. Keeton picks Izabella up and slams her down on top of Bowen. He then bounces off the ropes and does a double splash on the two.

Shannan Lerch: Wow did you see that? I have a feeling we are going to see a lot more good action in this match tonight.

Bobby Cairo: You’re not kidding.

Tanner gets into the action by pulling Keeton up and gives him hard closed fist to the forehead. He follows up with a short armed clothesline. Keeton goes down to the ground. Tanner attempts to make the pin but is broken up by Bowen. Keeton get to his feet and suplexes Bowen onto the mat. He follows up with an elbow drop.

Shannan Lerch: It looks like Keeton has some advantage in this match.

Zach Davis: Yeah but don’t count out Izabella. She is showing great promise here tonight.

Izabella gets her barings about her and goes over to give hard kicks to Bowen. She pulls Bowen up and sends him into the rope. The double team of Izabella and Keeton give Bowen a clothesline. The two stare one another down before they get into a brawling battle. While they are brawling it out Bowen gets to his feet only to be caught by head butt by Tanner. Bowen goes down and is covered by Tanner.


Bobby Cairo: A kickout by Bowen. He has yet to soften Bowen up still yet.

No kick out by Bowen. Izabella sends Keeton into the ropes and rushes after him with a clothesline throwing both of them in the floor. While they are on the outside Tanner picks Bowen up for a powerful back breaker. He gets on top of Bowen and starts giving him hard right hand. Tanner goes for the cover but is broken up by Izabella who has returned to the ring. Keeton too is in the ring. He locks back up with Izabella and pushes her to the turn buckle. He gives her smashing shots across the chest.

Shannan Lerch: Just listen to the powerful sound of those chest chops. That hurts me.

Bobby Cairo: But I’m sure it doesn’t hurt you as much as it’s hurting Izabella right now.

Tanner and Bowen go outside the ring close to the announcer table.

Shannan Lerch: Whoa folks we got front row action right here.

Tanner bounces Bowen’s head off the annoucer’s table. He then rushes Bowen into the turn buckle. The ref is screaming for them to get back into the ring. Inside the ring Tanner has Izabella up for back breaker and delivers perfectly. A cover by Tanner.



No kick out by Izabella.

Zach Davis: We almost had a winner to this match!

With Bowen and Keeton on the outside, Tanner sets Izabella up for The Punchline. If he can deliver it then he has the match won.

Shannan Lerch: I think we are getting ready to see The Punchline.

Zach Davis: That will put an end to this match in a hurry.

Tanner hits it! He pins her!



No, Keeton is back in the ring. He pulls Tanner off. He picks Tanner up and throws him to the ropes, and as Tanner is coming back Keeton executes an Exploder Suplex!

Bobby Cairo: Beautifully executed!

Keeton quickly follows it up with the Thrillbilly Deluxe!

Bobby Cairo: ..ALSO beautifully executed!

Keeton pins Tanner!



Bowen slides in to break it up..

Three! Bowen didn't make it in time!

Shannan Lerch: There you have it! Keeton picks up another win!

Bowen curses to himself as Keeton's music plays and he gets his arm raised.

Zach Davis: Another great showing by Mike Bowen.. he's destined for great things in WCF, that's for sure, but he can't seem to catch a break so far in his WCF career.

Bobby Cairo: His time will come, Zach.

Bowen heads to the back, and shortly after, Keeton does as well. Tanner and Izabella are slowly getting up in the ring.

Shannan Lerch: And these two, well- HEY!

Jason Hodge and Bane are in the ring! They Clothesline Izabella and Bowen down and start stomping on them.

Zach Davis: Not again..

Bane picks Tanner up and tosses him out of the ring. Hodge picks Izabella up and begins to put her on his shoulders.

Bobby Cairo: Looks like they're going for the Doomsday Device?

Indeed, Bane climbs to the top, and the duo hits the dreaded Doomsday Device! The crowd doesn't know what to think as Jason Hodge grabs a mic.

Jason Hodge: Well what you have just witnessed yet again is both of us displaying exactly what we do best beat the hell out of people and leave them laying.We're here to hurt people and it does'nt matter to us who it is cause everybody around here has a bulls eye painted on their backs and we hit dead center every single time. 2 weeks ago my psychotic friend here made his pressence known and last week we both came here together and you saw just what i was all about so right now we're laying out an open challenge to anybody in this company to face us at Til Death Do Us Part and whoever accepts then let me promise you this..

Jason gets right into the camera.

Jason Hodge: Death is exactly what you'll be begging for when we get finished with you.

He hands the mic to Bane.

Bane: WCF, hell it should be WTF! I mean c'mon man, WHAT THE FUCK! Like the big man said, I come out here break the arm of some chump change nobody one week. He comes out and wrecks two more meatheads the next week. Ya know, I thought someone up in here would have the balls about themselves to want to start a ruckus with us. Ya'll been like a buncha church mice. Ya been seen, but not heard from. like he said at TDDUP, whoever decides to face us are in for one hell of a night. If no one knuckles up and walks the aisle against, well, it will be more of the same at TDDUP. We will hand pick another couple of victims. Ask this poor chump what its like to know what the Killing Road is all about! D-day, Young, Adams, you have all been victim before. You were lucky, you are still living and breathing. If no one decides to test their luck against us in a match, the next person we attack won't be as lucky to be walking the next day. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. WCF your time is running out!

Bane drops the mic as the two men leave and head to the back.

Shannan Lerch: Welp, looks like they'll finally be in action at Till Death Do Us Part! They've been doing interference all damn month, I'm glad someone will finally get a chance to kick THEIR asses.

Big Time Jerks Segment

"Calling Dr.Love" by KISS starts playing as the jumbotron reads NAJW as huge bursts of multicolor pyro pops from the bottom of the entranceway. Out walks a small Asian man dressed in a white suit. He walks to the ring and climbs in. He pulls a mic from his jacket.

Dr. Love: My name is Dr. Love and I own New Age Japan Wrestling. I have come to the US to demand Seth Lerch make Adam Young and Austin Adams return to Tokyo, Japan to defend the NAJW World tag team titles against the new number contenders the Team of Destiny!

"Its Over" by Run DMC starts playing and out walks Alex Jones and Manster. They walk to the ring and join Dr.Love in the ring.

Dr. Love: Do you have the balls?

"Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga starts playing as "The Real Bitches of WCF" appears on the jumbotron as Angelica Maryse and Alyssa Jones step into the arena.

Angelica: Dr. Love why must we air this on WCF programming? Your contract with the Big Time Jerks ran out on December 31, 2009, and yet you still booked them against the Ninja Express for the NAJW World tag team titles. Is it our fault my boys destroyed them and brought your tag titles to WCF, I think not. The only way you are getting the titles back is if you agree to our demands of a guaranteed pay day of one million American dollars and all expenses paid by you and the NAJW or we will sell the titles to Seth Lerch for one US dollar. You have fourty seconds to decide our finial offer.

Dr. Love seems to be thinking about the offer.

Dr. Love: You can't expect me to make a decision like that in forty seconds! I don't even think I'd have the authority, I'd have to get a deal like that approved-

Master of Puppets hits. Dr. Love looks annoyed as he turns and Seth Lerch steps out, holding four shiny new quarters.

Dr. Love: What are you doing? We're both businessmen, you can't seriously intend to follow through with this offer!

Seth walks to the ring and hands the quarters to Angelica.

Angelica: Mr. Lerch is now the official owner of the NAJW Tag Team Championships!

Seth smiles and shakes Angelica's hand before he leaves the ring. He walks to the back, much to the chagrin of Dr. Love.

Kevin Hardaway/Brad Kane vs The BlazeR Boys

Bobby Cairo: Big tag match coming up. Kevin Hardaway and Brad Kane teaming together.. two rivals forced to work together? Original!

Zach Davis: Well.. yeah. That's WCF for you. But anyway, they're up against the BlazeR Boys.

The opening synth-guitar of the classic arrangement "Tom Sawyer" by: Rush creeps into the PA system. As the music kicks in, Batman comes 'flying' out from behind the curtain, while Jobin casually steps next to his brother. The BlazeR Boyz high-five each other, before making their way to the ring. Once in the ring, Jobin takes his shirt off, tosses it over his shoulder, then struts from one end of the ring to the other, winking the entire way at the ladies. Jobin BlazeR tosses his shirt to the ring announcer, then does a few unnecessary stretches. On the other side of the ring, Batman BlazeR is doing his 'Budda's Hammer' fist taunt while perched on the middle turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: And here they are. I'll be honest, they're kind of strange, but..

Bobby Cairo: Kind of? The man's name is Batman, Shannan. That qualifies as more than "a little strange."

The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "My Own Summer (Shove It)" by Deftones flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane. Brad Kane appears in the entry way as the crowd cheers seeing him. Brad inhales before he makes his way down the ring. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as he then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.

Zach Davis: And here is Brad Kane, with new music!

The lights immediately go out now inside the arena. Everybody officially goes ape crazy, because some know who it is, and the rest...well, they like when lights go out. They think it's cool, you know. As the lights are out, spotlights fill the arena, white lightning as the sound of thunder crackles along the PA system. More spotlights come as more thunder is played along the system. It's when guitars fill up and the following is heard.


All of a sudden, the chorus of "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. But when the song finally kicks in, the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Kevin Hardaway, hoodie on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd and walks slowly to the ring. He walks up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike as the song reaches fever pitch, holding up the WCF United States Championship like a trophu. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he jumps off and leans against the turnbuckle, looking mostly at Brad Kane as he takes off his coat...ready for battle.

Shannan Lerch: And Kevin Hardaway! This is his last night on Slam.. let's see if he can make it a winning one.

Hardaway and Kane don't say a single word to one another but Hardaway starts the match. Batman starts for his team. The two go to tie up but instead Hardaway kicks Batman stiff in the shins. He then hits Batman with several strikes, palm strikes mixed in with some kicks. Batman stumbles away and Hardaway grabs him and kicks him hard in the gut before executing a HUGE Spinning Sitout Powerbomb!

Bobby Cairo: That made a LOT of impact! Damn. Poor Batman. First his parents get killed, now this.

Standing up, Hardaway tags Kane in. The two make brief eye contact as Kane gets into the ring. He picks Blazer up and hits a stiff Knife Edge Chop. The crowd whoooos!, of course. Kane then hits another, then another, then another. Kane bounces off the ropes and hits a Running Dropkick to Batman's chest!

Zach Davis: The John Woo!

Batman is sent flying back into his corner, where Jobin is able to tag himself in. Jobin comes in and Kane goes for a kick, but Jobin catches it. Kane quickly hits him with an Enziguri! Jobin's eyes glaze over before he falls to the mat. Kane picks him back up and executes a Backdrop Driver!

Shannan Lerch: OOF!

Bobby Cairo: Kane and Hardaway are decimating the BlazeR Boys here.

Kane then tags Hardaway back in. Again, brief eye contact... and they seem to be playing a game of "can you top this." Instead of climbing into the ring, Hardaway ascends to the top rope. He jumps off and hits the Mushroom Stomp onto Jobin Blazer!

Zach Davis: God, that move looks painful.

Jobin's face contorts with pain. Hardaway picks Jobin up and spikes him back down to the mat with a DDT.

Shannan Lerch: Kane and Hardaway seem to be showing one another exactly what is in store at Till Death Do Us Part.

Hardaway picks Jobin up and throws him into the corner where Brad is standing. Hardaway then runs and executes a Yakuza Kick! Jobin stumbles out from the corner and Hardaway tags Kane back in. Kane hops over the turnbuckle and as Jobin turns to face him, Kane hits a huge BK Backfist!

Bobby Cairo: One of the most painful strikes in this business.. I feel bad for the BlazeR Boys right now, honestly.

Zach Davis: Hardaway and Kane are both running at 100%... they're clearly ready for Till Death Do Us Part.

But, somehow, Jobin stumbles back to his feet... only for Kane to execute the Impending Doom!

Shannan Lerch: DAMN!

Kane tags Hardaway back in. Hardaway simply stands there and waits for Jobin to tag Batman back in. Batman comes in with a head of steam, but runs right into a kick from Hardaway. Kevin then executes the Williams Driver!

Bobby Cairo: And that is one of the most dangerous Drivers in wrestling. There is a lot of risk of injury, but Hardaway hit it picture perfect.

Hardaway looks towards Kane to see if Brad wants to tag back in. Brad shrugs and shakes his head no. Hardaway responds by running to the ropes and hitting the Lionstomp! He then, finally, pins Batman Blazer.




Zach Davis: As if there was any doubt... Hardaway and Kane get the win.

Hardaway's music hits and the ref raises his hand. And once again, right after the match, Brad Kane calls for a microphone and gets a box handed to him from ringside.

Brad Kane: Well that was pretty simple, wasn't it? Now I know we're six days away from the final time we're going against one another. Should be pretty damn exciting for everyone watching on pay per view or in that sold out arena.

The crowd agrees and cheers loudly.

Brad Kane: However, I recently came across something from our past. Seems you got a little upset last week when I mentioned your daughter. I apologize, I stepped over that line. Should've watched what I was saying.

A few people clap.

Brad Kane: But this, this is a classic that everyone can enjoy.

He kneels down and opens the box to produce a shirt. Kevin looks like he's gonna lose it. The crowd erupts into a massive round of boos.

Zach Davis: I remember that shirt! I Had Sex With Angie World Tour!

Shannan Lerch: Oh no...

Bobby Cairo: She did get around from what I heard.

Brad smiles, putting the shirt on.

Brad Kane: I remember that night Angie and I went at it. Her screaming that I was so much better then you. The multiple orgasms I gave her. Every single moment was bliss for her. Though I did start to get a scratch a few days after. Might want to get checked out.

More boos.

Brad Kane: But see, all this, these shirts, my jokes, none of them matter on Sunday night Kevin. All these were just pathetic attempts to play head games in our match around this time two years ago. GWC Instant Classic. Five star classic. The ONLY time you've beaten me was due to, in part, of these t-shirts. That's the Kevin Hardaway I want on Sunday night. I don't want the little crybaby who's career is nearly over and had people stab him in the back.

The shirt gets taken off, Brad staring right at Kevin.

Brad Kane: I want that old Kevin Hardaway who wanted to go out there and tear the house down. Not the guy who hated my guts. Not the guy who would cry because someone would spill his water. I want the Hardaway of GWC, longest reigning World Champion. I want the pissed off, held back Kevin Hardaway of XHF. I want what you used to be because if I beat you on Sunday night and you act like the pissy bitch you are now, I'll restart the match until I get what I know you can dish out.

Now Brad gets right into Kevin's face.

Brad Kane: Six days and its all over for you Kevin. Six days is all you have left to prepare, to get ready and to pray to God in Heaven that you can finally put me down to rest. We both know if you fail, we'll be right back where we are in six months because this will burn at your soul. This will eat away at you. Put me down Kevin and end it right. Act like you used to and you'll have a chance. But until you do, I'll keep treating you like a pissy bitch.

The microphone drops, the sound of static filling the arena. The two men continue to glare at one another.

Bobby Cairo: Wow, that was a hellva statement. Though I can't say I blame Brad for wanting the Kevin Hardaway he grew to be a rival with.

Zach Davis: Neither can I. But six more days until these two long time best friends/bitter enemies put it to rest, for good.

Shannan Lerch: Till Death Do Them Part...

Chris Avery/Tank Reaper Segment

Zach Davis: Welcome back to Monday Night Slam, and ladies and gentlemen check out whose in the ring!

Shannan Lerch: It's Chris Avery!

Chris Avery: What Tank did to me in December was unthinkable. I never thought I would see that day come. He was my best friend, He was my tag partner and together we could have been the greatest tag team WCF has ever seen!

Big pop.

Chris Avery: However it was not meant to be! At One, Tank came out cleaned house and then chokeslammed me right through the damn ring mat. I was upset. The pain in my body was not from the chokeslam, as much as it was from the betrayal. I had to go into hiding once more. I had to use the shadows to keep my planning inconsistent. Tank is big, Tank is mean, and Tank can kill me at any minute so I had to lurk in the shadows. Keep my distance but still get close enough to figure things out. Things like why Tank switched back to drugs so quickly. The thoughts of me turning my back on him which I clearly did not! Why Tank wants to fight me is bad but I must get down to the bottom of it.

Tank's music hits and the crowd boos. Tank walks down viciously and gets into the ring.

Bobby Cairo: Oh, he's NOT happy! It must be the Meth!

Tank Reaper: I have a match with you next week at the Pay Per View! Seth just signed it! I'm tired of you Chris Avery and I must finish you off! Don't worry about hiding because Seth said if we touch each other tonight we get fined! So you better show up Chris! Because IM ALL HIGH BABY AND YOU DONT WANT TO MESS WITH THIS TRAIN! ITS YOUR DEATH AND I WILL SING AT YOUR FUNERAL!

Chris Avery: Why Tank? Why?

Tank Reaper: Because you must be destroyed! By the way.. Who cares about fines or rules!

Tank delivers a big boot to Chris Avery sending him right to the mat. Tank puts his foot on Chris's throat and puts the microphone to his mouth.

Tank Reaper: This Sunday.. You will be destroyed...

Tank's music hits and we cut to the announcers.

Zach Davis: WOW! Tank vs Chris Avery!? Could this be the final chapter?

Shannan Lerch: I'm scared. Tank is going to destroy Chris Avery. There's just no doubt about it.

Bobby Cairo: Tank is big, Tank is mighty, hell, Tank is funny, but Chris Avery has athleticism and he's crafty! It's going to be a match up for the ages if you ask me!

The Big Time Jerks vs The Royal Family
WCF Tag Team Classic Match

Zach Davis: It’s time for our Tag Team Title match now, ladies and gentlemen.

Bobby Cairo: And that means that it’s time for me to get to booking.

Shannan Lerch: There’s Yoo-Hoo and corndogs in the green room, Bobby.

Bobby Cairo: Sorry, Shannan. I’ve gone vegan.

Shannan Lerch: Really?

Bobby Cairo: Nah I’m just playin’. Peace to Bambaataa!

With that Cairo removes his headset and abandons the announce table, leaving Zach and Shannan to their own devices.

Zach Davis: All the clams are on the line in this match, Shannan. The Royal Family are defending their WCF Tag Team Titles against former champions The Big Time Jerks. As if that weren’t enough, the winning team punches their ticket to the finals of the WCF Tag Team Classic at Till Death Do Us Part this Sunday in Baltimore.

Shannan Lerch: Don’t forget that Chad Evans of The Royal Family has been already booked to face “Slickie T” Allen Guiliano for the WCF World Title at Till Death Do Us Part. If The Royal Family wins tonight that means that Chad will have to pull double duty at the pay-per-view, which could actually inhibit his chances of defeating Slickie for the World Title.

Zach Davis: It’s a unique and precarious situation, Shannan. I hope that Chad is squirming…I hope that he’s sweating bullets right now.

Shannan Lerch: You don’t like Chad Dogg, do you Zach?

Zach Davis: No I don’t, Shannan, and I especially don’t like it when people call him Chad Dogg. It’s a stupid, stupid name! There’s only one Dogg in WCF and his first name is Madd, not Chad!

Voice: Bienvenidos a los enfrentamientos de toque de Abilene, Texas y wieghing en esta noche en doscientas cuarenta y cinco libras, el Perro de Muerte él mismo Adán Young y su compañero del Valor de Lago, Texas que interviene en doscientas sesenta libras, el Guerrero Negro Austin Adams. Ellos son los Tirones de Tiempo Grandes. ¡Sus comederos son Angelica Maryse y Alyssa Jones!

"Simple Man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd starts playing as Adam Young and Austin Adams come walking out wearing matching black leather trench coats with Texas flags on the back of them and the girls are wearing Texas baby doll t-shirts and black leather Dazie Duke shorts. The BTJ's are carrying the NAJW World tag team titles. They climb into the ring and raise their right fists in the air as red, white and blue pyro pop off behind them. Austin hugs Alyssa and then she takes his jacket off of him as he gives her a kiss. Adam drops down off the second rope and turns towards Angelica who is crawling towards him on her hands and knees. She starts crawling up Adam's body stopping to kiss the NAJW World tag team title and then proceeding up to Adam's face where she licks his left cheek and then kisses him.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following bout is a semifinal match in the WCF Tag Team Classic and is scheduled for one fall. It is also for the WCF Tag Team Titles! Introducing the first team, they weighed in this morning at a combined weight of five-hundred and twenty pounds. They are former WCF Tag Team Champions and were voted WCF’s “Tag Team of the Year” in 2009! Here are Los Tirones de Tiempo Grandes, Theeeee Biiiiiggggggg Tiiiiiimmmmeeeeee Jeeeeeerrrrrrkkkkkkksssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam takes off his jacket and gets a mic from Angelica.

Adam Young: Hoy usted los fenómenos de la naturaleza consiguen ver los Regalos de Dios a la lucha libre profesional y usted puede agradecer a sus estrellas afortunadas que dos mujeres hermosas como estos dos pondrían en su presencia. Ahora para el fatt ladie en fila diez con la mancha de nacho en su camisa y para la familia con cuatro dientes entre ellos se levantan y rezan en nuestros pies.

Zach Davis: The Jerks look confident and focused tonight.

Shannan Lerch: They’ve been trying to regain the Tag Titles since losing them to The New Confederacy in that classic triple threat ladder match at One. Tonight could be the beginning of the year of the Jerk!

The lights in the arena turn black and the crowd panics. Suddenly red and white strobe lights illuminate the arena and “March of the Fire Ants” by Mastodon can be heard blasting through the speakers. Two white horses leading a golden carriage appear at the entranceway, with Prince Jimmy Dean and Chad Evans sitting in the carriage. Gold confetti is now pouring from the ceiling as the music builds and grows more intense, along with the now frenetic flickering of the lights.

Kyle Steel: Their opponents weighed in at a combined weight of four-hundred and fifteen pounds for tonight’s bout. They are the reigning WCF Tag Team Champions! They are known to many as The Big Dick Superstars, here are Thhhhhhheeeeeee Rooooooyyyyaaaaaaaaalllllllllll Faaaaaammiiiiilllllllyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the horses pull the carriage toward the ring, Prince Jimmy waves and smiles at the fans while Chad sits motionless with a focused expression on his face. The ring crew scurries to sweep the confetti from the ring and ringside area. When the carriage arrives at the ring, Prince Jimmy gracefully exits and makes his way up the steps to the ring, still smiling and waving at the fans. Chad leaps from the carriage onto the ring apron and flips forward over the top rope into the ring. Chad and Jimmy huddle in their corner of the ring and discuss strategy before the match.

Zach Davis: Can any team defeat The Royal Family? That’s the question that inquiring minds have been asking. Chad Evans and Jimmy Dean have looked unstoppable as a team, and last week they showed that they are willing to use any means necessary to retain their titles and win the Classic.

Shannan Lerch: You’re right about that, Zach. As the world witnessed last week on Slam, Chad Evans attacked WCF World Champion Slickie T with Prince Jimmy’s scepter. That allowed The Royal Family to secure a victory over the duo of Slickie and Kevin Hardaway, but the fallout was still to come. Later in the night my brother Seth took the initiative of announcing that Chad would challenge Slickie in a World Title match at Till Death Do Us Part. That’s a grudge match that the world wants to see, and quite frankly the future of the company is at stake in that match.

Zach Davis: Slickie T and Chad Evans are cut from two very different cloths. They both come from working class backgrounds and they’re both professional wrestlers, but that’s where the similarities end. Slickie is a true gentleman and a respected entrepreneur and grappler, a real fan favorite. He’s a breath of fresh air, the man who helped this company rise above the odious stench of Torture’s title reign. Evans on the other hand is a very abrasive young man. He has no respect for authority and he’s adopted a win-at-all-costs attitude that has quite frankly overshadowed his considerable wrestling ability.

Shannan Lerch: He’s also threatened to murder my brother in cold blood on several occasions.

Zach Davis: I have no comment on that matter.

The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”.

Zach Davis: Apparently the World Champion isn’t going to wait until next Sunday to get a glimpse of Chad Evans live and in person!

Shannan Lerch: These fans in Des Moines have erupted at the sight of Slickie T! Chad doesn’t look very pleased though, he’s stomping the ring and kicking the ropes!

Slickie watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he focuses intently on Evans, who is staring right back at him. Slickie makes his way to the announce table and sits down next to Zach and Shannan, never taking his eyes off of Evans.

Zach Davis: Welcome to the announce table, Slickie T! Or should I call you, Mr. World Champion?

Slickie T: Glad to be here, Zach. Mr. Guiliano is just fine or you can even call me Allen. Not many people call me Slickie T outside of the wrestling world, but then again I guess we are sitting here ringside for what should be a great match.

Zach Davis: Well, it’s a pleasure to have you with us, champ! How do you feel about calling the action tonight? Your challenger Chad Evans doesn’t appear very comfortable with your presence at ringside!

Slickie T: He shouldn't be comfortable. He's in the ring looking to defend his Tag Team Title, while the current World Champion is sitting here watching his every move. I don't think Chad realizes the severity of his actions last week when he used a cheap shot in order to come away with a victory. If his goal was to get my attention, then his goal was achieved. I respect his talent and his determination, but it seems he is working his way into a much more severe situation than he realizes. He came out of nowhere and now after fighting and clawing my way to the World Championship, I have to face Mr. Evans, a relatively unknown opponent, in order to defend my title.

Zach Davis: Alright, let’s head to the ring for this Tag Team Title match!

Evans finally turns his attention away from Slickie and toward his opponents. Ding-a-ling-ling! There’s the opening bell. Chad starts for The Family, while Adams starts for the Jerks. Chad shows no regard for his physically larger opponent as he goes on the offensive with a flurry of kicks to the legs and body. Adams charges Evans, but Chad sidesteps and hits a drop toe hold. Chad gets Adams to the mat and drops a lightning quick elbow drop to the back of Austin’s head.

Zach Davis: Evans is proving that speed kills here in the early going. Austin Adams is a real powerhouse, but if you can take him down then you eliminate most of the weapons in his arsenal. Evans is quick and he has that martial arts footwork, but obviously he won’t be able to outmaneuver the man who is sitting next to me quite so easily this Sunday night in Baltimore. Isn’t that right, champ?

Slickie T: Zach, I think that by now the entire world knows that I am the most versatile wrestler in the Wrestling Championship Federation. I am known for my high-flying abilities, but I have also proven that I can trade punches with the best of them. The speed of Chad Evans doesn't worry me at all, but the combination of two lightning-quick individuals in the ring at the same time should make for one hell of a match on February 28.

Shannan Lerch: That’s a good point, Slickie, but as we say that Chad Evans has just throttled Austin Adams with a vicious soccer kick! That move has been banned by most mixed martial arts organizations around the world, but it’s perfectly legal here in WCF!

Zach Davis: It looks like Chad is setting Adams up for his patented Spike piledriver…no, Adams blocks it! Adams sends Chad flying with a back bodydrop!

Shannan Lerch: Did you see the hang time that Chad got on that? He went flying all the way across the ring! Austin Adams is a beast of a man!

Zach Davis: Chad probably went for the piledriver a little early. He needed to wear down the big man a lot more than he did, that’s for sure.

Adams whips Chad into the ropes. Chad shoots off the ropes and goes for a leap frog, but Adams catches him in midair and hits a sitout powerbomb into a pinning combination.

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Kickout by Chad Evans after the great powerbomb counter by Austin Adams! We almost had new Tag Team Champions!

Shannan Lerch: Adams is just stomping away at Chad now, like his namesake Austin. There’s noting fancy about this, ladies and gentlemen. It’s a pure, old-fashioned, Texas ass-whooping.

Slickie T: I don't know how they do it in Texas, but I think we do it a little bit differently across the pond in Sicily and Chad is going to find that out in Baltimore.

Adams whips Evans into the ropes. As Evans rebounds off the ropes, Adams grabs him and hits a devastating spinebuster. Adams makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Evans kicks out again after the big spinebuster by Adams! Adams isn’t the flashiest wrestler, but he knows how to hurt. He’ll wear you down with his power moves until you don’t have an ounce of fight left in your body.

Shannan Lerch: The fans at home might have noticed that veteran WCF referee Slappy Johnson is not officiating this match, or any other matches on tonight’s broadcast. Slappy has been indefinitely suspended by WCF after “failing in his responsibility to uphold the competitive balance in last week’s Tag Team Title match.” I’m quoting that directly from the PR department’s press release on the matter.

Slickie T: Let's hope Mr. Johnson doesn't make any surprise appearances next Sunday either. The PR department can call it “failure to uphold competitive balance” or whatever else they want, but the obvious outcome was that Chad Evans was credited with a victory he didn't deserve and had his hand raised over my fallen body last week. Sure, I should had never let myself get in such an unfortunate position, but Mr. Johnson is a veteran referee and I think we all know he is capable of doing a much better job of officiating than what he did in Hammond, Indiana.

Adams is setting up Chad for a gutwrench powerbomb. Chad blocks it and counters with an Implant DDT. Chad makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Adams kicks out after two! The Royal Family has new life in this match after the nice DDT by Evans.

Shannan Lerch: Chad has been made that Implant DDT a regular part of his arsenal. I wonder if he’ll be able to execute that move against the World Champion this Sunday?

Slickie T: He can attempt to execute it all he wants and even if he does manage to put me on the canvas with that move, you better believe it is going to take more than an Implant DDT to keep my shoulders on the mat for a three count. I have been the victim of some of the most devastating finishers the WCF has to offer and it wasn't enough to keep me down. Ask Torture, Logan, Johnny Reb, and anyone else that has stepped into the ring with me in a main event situation what it takes to keep Slickie T on the mat for three seconds. It's nothing that can simply be done with one move. The Evans Implant DDT has nothing on a Guiliano T-Bone or even an Omerta for that matter.

Chad builds a head of steam off the ropes and knocks his larger opponent down with a rolling wheel kick. Chad makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Austin Adams kicks out after the nice rolling wheel kick by Chad Evans! Chad has a variety of kicks in his arsenal thanks to his extensive martial arts background. Chad might have the most lethal feet in WCF, outside of Mikami.

Shannan Lerch: My vote goes to Hank Brown. Have you ever been around Hank when he takes his loafers off? Good lord, the stench!

Zach Davis: It looks like we have our first tag of this match. Chad isn’t ready to vacate the ring just yet however. He locks Adams in an armbar while Prince Jimmy comes off the top rope with an axe-handle smash! Good teamwork by the Tag Team Champions.

Chad climbs out to the apron as Prince Jimmy sets Adams up for and hits a beautiful pump-handle slam. Jimmy makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Adams kicks out! Austin Adams is proving his toughness here tonight, but he badly needs to make a tag to his partner and fellow Big Time Jerk, Adam Young.

Shannan Lerch: You can see that Young is anxious to get into the match. He’s bouncing up and down on the ring apron, and screaming at Adams to make the tag. He knows that this match is his opportunity to wear tag team gold once again in WCF.

Zach Davis: Let’s not forget that these teams have history and it hasn’t been good history for the Big Time Jerks. The Royal Family defeated The Jerks to earn a Tag Team Title shot against The New Confederacy at Ten. It could have been The Jerks wrestling for the Tag Titles at the biggest show in WCF history, but instead they were relegated to the under card. The pain of that disappointment has to be fresh in their minds. Slickie T knows what that feels like, and he obviously used it as motivation when he captured the WCF World Title at Ten. Isn’t that right, champ?

Slickie T: You are absolutely correct, Zach. There was nothing more disappointing in my career than losing that title match at Ten. Not only was it disappointing to know that I lost a golden opportunity to wear the WCF World Championship belt around my waist, but losing it to a man that I had feuded with for so long before that made it 100 times worse. I threw every move I had, pulled out all the stops and was unable to come away with the win, but I got my shot at glory once again at One and made the most of it. Sure, I didn't pin Torture and that is something that leaves a bit of a sorry taste in my mouth, but knowing that I was the one that put a stop to his title reign and eliminated him from title matches for six months makes it a little sweeter. If there is anyone that should be thanking me, its Chad Evans. Do you think that he would even be booked with me next Sunday at Till Death Do Us Part if Torture were still in the World Title picture? Not a chance!

Prince Jimmy whips Austin Adams into the ropes. Jimmy charges and hits Adams with a vicious running clothesline. Jimmy makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Adams kicks out once again! We all know that Austin Adams is a tough man, but even he must be wearing down after taking a considerable amount of punishment from both members of The Royal Family.

Shannan Lerch: Nobody ever said that it was going to be easy to take the Tag Team Titles away from The Royal Family. It’s a good thing for Adams that he has a neck the size of my Hyundai, or this match would be over.

Zach Davis: Prince Jimmy is really pouring it on now. He’s working Adams with a vicious combination of punches. Rumor has it that The Prince was heavyweight boxing champion in his native Papua New Guinea before turning his sights to pro wrestling and WCF.

Shannan Lerch: Forget about the punches, Zach…Jimmy is going for a suplex!

Zach Davis: No, Adams blocked it! He kicks Jimmy away and…chokeslam! Austin Adams just chokeslammed Prince Jimmy Dean! Adams makes the cover!

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Prince Jimmy kicked out! We almost had new Tag Team Champions!

Shannan Lerch: The crowd is actually cheering for The Big Time Jerks, as hard as that is to believe.

Zach Davis: I think they’re just rooting for the underdogs, Shannan. The crowd naturally hates both teams, but The Royal Family are the champions and they’ve been in control for most of this match.

Shannan Lerch: Crowd support is well and good, Zach, but Austin Adams has to make the tag.

Adams and Prince Jimmy are each slowly crawling to their respective corners. Jimmy tags Chad first, but Adams makes the hot tag to Adam Young.

Zach Davis: Adam Young has finally been tagged into this match and he’s taking the fight to Chad Evans! Beautiful standing dropkick by Young! And another standing dropkick! Make it three in a row! Young makes the cover!

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Evans kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Young isn’t letting up…El Imprevisible hits a crisp snap suplex on Chad Dogg! Young makes another cover!

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Chad Evans is getting more than he bargained for, and I have a feeling that I’ll be saying that again this Sunday night in Baltimore!

Slickie T: I think you and I both know what Chad Evans should expect next week in Maryland. He is no stranger to the ring and Zach you are no stranger to watching me here from ringside. There will be no surprises, there will be no upsets, there will just be a man proving while he is indeed the World Champion and just how hard it was to achieve that prize. Evans is a talented individual and he is proving that here tonight, but let's be honest, Adam Young and Austin Adams can't hold a candle to Slickie T, and that's if they were booked in a 2 on 1 handicap match.

Shannan Lerch: Young is going for the spinning toe hold, can he get it locked it? No! Chad shoves Young into the turnbuckles with his feet and rolls him up from behind!

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Young kicks out! That’s all the more impressive due to the fact that Evans had a double handful of tights!

Shannan Lerch: Chad is known to bend the rules, and that’s perfectly legal as long as you don’t get caught. No offense, Slickie.

Slickie T: Non taken, Shannan. I am aware of the tactics used by Chad Evans. I know that I have to keep my head on a swivel and be ready for anything that he might have up his sleeve. As I said earlier, I just have to keep myself out of predicaments were Chad can take advantage of his illegal tactics. He has the nerve to call me out and tell me what a horrible person I am because of the professional I excel in and because of the way he assumes I won the World Title and then he shows his true self by his actions last week. He truly is a despicable person, but I will knock the taste right out of his mouth and show him by I am the one wearing a World Championship belt on Sunday night.

Evans measures Young, charges and hits a high impact Shining Wizard that causes the crowd to collectively gasp in horror. Chad makes the cover.

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Young kicks out! He might be eating soup through a straw for the next month after that Shining Wizard by Evans!

Shannan Lerch: It couldn’t have hurt any worse than getting kicked in the face by a Texas steer.

Zach Davis: Has that really happened to you, Shannan?

Shannan Lerch: No…I’m talking about Adam Young, you idiot!

Zach Davis: Irish whip by Chad…nope, Young reverses it. Young catches Evans in the sleeperhold! Young is known as a master of the sleeper and it looks like he’s got it locked in tight! Could this be the end of The Royal Family’s Tag Team Title reign?

Shannan Lerch: Jawbreaker by Evans! Brilliant counter! I’m sure that Chad had that sleeper scouted and he knew exactly how to escape!

Zach Davis: Chad is ruthless and unruly but he’s no dummy, that’s for sure.

Shannan Lerch: Standing SSP by Chad and he hooks the leg!

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Young kicks out! It looks like Chad is setting his sights a bit higher now…he’s climbing to the top rope.

Shannan Lerch: Could Chad be on the verge of enlightening us? Yes, he goes for his version of the Ghetto Stomp…but no, Young rolls out of the way!

Zach Davis: Chad lands on his feet…and Young surprises him with the Sure Shot! That’s his version of Sweet Chin Music!

Shannan Lerch: Young is crawling over to make the cover…and he does!

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Chad kicks out! If Young had been able to make an immediate cover we would be looking at new Tag Team Champions!

Slickie T: See, that's the difference between pretenders and contenders right there, Zach. Young hit his shot, a move exactly like the Omerta, but he didn't take advantage of his downed opponent immediately and Chad was able to kick out. Evans better be working on that chin after his match this week because if a shot like that is all it takes to put him on his back for a potential three count, it could be a quick match this week in Baltimore.

Shannan Lerch: Now it looks like both Young and Evans are trying to make the tag. Chad tags Jimmy…and Young tags Adams!

Adams storms into the ring and hits Jimmy with a running big boot.

Zach Davis: Adams is setting up Jimmy for a piledriver…and he hits it! What an impact! Adams makes the cover!

Referee ONE…



Zach Davis: Chad breaks up the pin! Chad’s going for the Snapmare driver…Adams blocks it and sends Chad reeling through the ropes!

Shannan Lerch: Prince Jimmy is standing behind Adams now! Adams turns around…Baconator by Prince Jimmy! That should do it as Jimmy makes the cover!

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Young makes the save! Boy that was close!

Shannan Lerch: The Prince doesn’t look happy! He grabs Young and tosses him over the top rope! Angelica and Alyssa are checking on him to make sure that he’s ok.

Zach Davis: We’re down to the two legal men in the ring, Prince Jimmy Dean and Austin Adams. Jimmy looks like he’s setting Adams up for a powerbomb now. He gets Adams up…no, Adams blocks it! Adams counters with a back bodydrop! That’s the second time he’s done that in this match! How does he find the strength?

Shannan Lerch: I think he used all of the strength that he had left in his body, Zach. It doesn’t look like he has enough left to make the cover.

Zach Davis: We have two men down in the ring and two men down outside of the ring…and the ref is counting both teams out!

Adams and Prince Jimmy slowly begin to stir on the mat. The bulk of the crowd isn’t vocal in its support of either wrestler, though alternating chants of “B-D-S!” and “B-T-J!” are slightly audible.

Zach Davis: Adams and Prince Jimmy are slowly climbing to their feet now…and both men are up!

Shannan Lerch: And it looks like Evans and Young have recovered from their spills outside the ring. They’ve both climbed onto the ring apron.

Zach Davis: We’re back to a two-on-two match, Shannan. This crowd has come to life once again here in Des Moines. I’m not sure which team they’re rooting for, if either, but they’re definitely into this match.

Adams and Jimmy simultaneously charge each other. Adams ducks a clothesline and hits a boot to the midsection. Adams hits a twisting belly-to-belly suplex.

Zach Davis: There’s the Twister by Austin Adams! He makes the cover! Could this be it?

Referee: ONE…



Zach Davis: Evans breaks up the pin! He saved the Tag Team Titles for The Royal Family!

Shannan Lerch: Young isn’t standing idly by, he just jumped into the ring and he’s going after Chad! All four men are in the ring!

Young brawls with Evans, while Dean brawls with Adams. The referee tries to restore order, to no avail.

Zach Davis: The referee might not like it, but the fans are loving this four man brawl inside the ring! Neither team has the clear advantage at the moment...oh, Evans just hit Young with the axe kick!

Shannan Lerch: And now Chad is climbing out of the ring…where is he going? Oh my…he’s coming this way!

Slickie T: I think we both know that he is about to make HUGE mistake if he continues to walk this direction and open his mouth!

Chad walks over to the announce table and talks smack to Slickie, including some rather unsavory remarks about Slickie’s mother.

Zach Davis: Don’t let him get to you, Slickie. He’s just trying to get into your head.

Slickie T: I realize that, but if there is one subject that you don't bring up to an Italian, it is his mother. She might have chosen a profession that is looked down upon, but she is my mother and I will defend her honor even if it costs me my life!

Chad has a good laugh at Slickie’s expense and then walks away.

Shannan Lerch: Where is Chad going now? Oh no…he just grabbed Prince Jimmy’s scepter from ringside and now he’s climbing into the ring while the referee is preoccupied with Angelica and Alyssa!

Slickie T removes his headset and walks away from the announce table.

Shannan Lerch: Damned if I know, Zach. My eyes are locked on the ring. Adams just hit Prince Jimmy with the Perfect Storm! Adams makes the cover, but the referee is still distracted with Angelica and Alyssa. What the heck is the ref doing with those ladies anyway?

Zach Davis: Well…they are very easy on the eyes, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: Chad just hit Adams in the head with the scepter! He pulled Jimmy on top of Adams!

A sudden cheer goes up in the crowd.

Zach Davis: What the hell…Slickie T is in the ring! The World Champion is standing behind Chad Evans and Chad has no idea!

Chad can’t understand why the crowd is suddenly cheering. He furrows his brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation and then turns around. Slickie greets Chad with a kick to the midsection and then lays him out with the T-Bone. The crowd goes apeshit bonkers. Slickie drags Adams on top of Chad and then high-tails it out of the ring.

Zach Davis: The World Champion has laid out Chad Evans in the middle of the ring!

Shannan Lerch: Angelica and Alyssa are pleading with the ref to turn around…and he does!




Zach Davis: We have new Tag Team Champions in Des Moines! The Big Time Jerks have defeated The Royal Family, thanks to a major assist from the World Champion Slickie T!

Shannan Lerch: Chad introduced the scepter as a weapon for the second week in a row and apparently Slickie had seen enough. The Jerks are champions once again and they move on to the finals of the WCF Tag Team Classic! Who woulda thunk it?

"Simple Man" hits the PA system and the song blares throughout the Wells Fargo Arena. Angelica and Alyssa revive Young and Adams with congratulatory kisses and the men jump to their feet. The referee raises The Big Time Jerks’ hands in victory and then hands them their newly won WCF Tag Team Titles. The Jerks celebrate in the ring while the crowd roars its approval.

Zach Davis: The fans in Des Moines are showing their respect for the new Tag Team Champions, but I have to believe that they’re also cheering for Slickie T’s efforts and the fact that The Royal Family has finally been dethroned.

Shannan Lerch: How does this affect Chad Evans psychologically going into his World Title match with Slickie in just six days at Till Death Do Us Part? Coming into tonight Chad had the upper hand, but now Slickie has completely changed the tide. He’s getting the last laugh on Chad before their match. On the other hand, losing the tag titles tonight means that Evans won’t be burdened with having to wrestling twice on Sunday night, so that does work in his favor.

Zach Davis: Those are all good points, Shannan. All of our questions will be answered on Sunday night.

Seth Lerch/Jay Price/Greenfever Segment

Master of Puppets hits.

Zach Davis: Well, looks like Seth has something to say!

Seth steps out from the back with Jay Price and the Hardcore Champion Greenfever n either side of him. All three men walk towards the ring, and none of them seem to be in a good mood.

Bobby Cairo: The Ladykillers, Jay Price and Greenfever, got themselves eliminated from the WCF Tag Team Classic last week. Sucks to be them.

Shannan Lerch: It certainly does. Jay Price suffered his first ever pinfall defeat.. at the hands of Creeping Death. FML.

Zach Davis: You just said "FML" out loud. What the hell.

Lerch rolls into the ring as Price and Greenfever enter as well. Seth grabs a mic from Kyle Steel.

Bobby Cairo: Backstage, following his loss, Price viciously assaulted our own Hank Brown. Hank is okay, thank Jesus, but still it was completely unwarrented.

The crowd is booing, but as they calm down, Seth speaks.

Seth Lerch: I'm going to cut to the chase. Jay, Greenfever..

Seth turns to each of them as he speaks their name.

Seth Lerch: Last week, at Slam, I expected more of you.

The crowd boos.

Seth Lerch: I set up the tournament the way I did for a reason. I wanted you two to DECIMATE Creeping Death. I didn't realize Torture would be there, but once he was.. I expected you two to decimate him, too. JAY PRICE, the FUTURE of WCF, the man that is destined to be the greatest World Champion we've ever seen. GREENFEVER, the most dominant Hardcore Champion in history, and the craziest son of a bitch I've ever let into this place. And you two couldn't beat TORTURE AND CREEPING DEATH!?

Both Price and Greenfever look more angry than anything at Seth's accusations.

Seth Lerch: So I have to ask myself.. why? Did I choose the wrong men? Did I side with subpar talent? The answer, actually, is no.

The crowd is buzzing.

Seth Lerch: I didn't side with the wrong talent.. I sided with ONE wrong talent. Greenfever.

Price and Seth both turn to Greenfever, but Greenfever stands his ground, emotionless.

Seth Lerch: Greenfever, several months ago you signed on to be my personal wrecking machine. My lawyers, WCF's lawyers, got you out of so many legal problems.. if it wasn't for me, you'd be in JAIL, Greenfever. Probably in the electric chair! But I made sure that didn't happen. So long as you kept producing for you, I kept you safe from the legal system. But, Greenfever... after last week... you've clearly outlived your usefulness. Jay, do the honors.

Jay goes for a Clothesline, but Greenfever saw it coming. Greenfever ducks it and takes a swing at Jay, sending him back. Greenfever then runs at Seth, but Seth wisely drops and rolls out of the ring. Jay rolls out with him.

Seth Lerch: Greenfever, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? You think you can just attack ME?! You've called yourself God ever since you arrived, but you should probably know... I, SETH LERCH, AM THE ONLY GOD IN WCF! You are in MY hands, Greenfever. And to prove that.. I'M STRIPPING YOU OF YOUR HARDCORE TITLE!

Huge booing from the crowd. Greenfever shrugs, and doesn't show any sign that he's going to give the belt up. Security quickly enters the ring.


About five security guys run at Greenfever, but Greenfever strikes each one of them. A headbutt, a few punches to the head, the security men keep on falling. Soon three more security men enter. Soon they're able to grab his arms and as more of the security gets him under control, they get a straitjacket on him. Even so, Greenfever keeps struggling, but its to no avail.

Seth Lerch: Know what, Greenfever? I changed my mind. Not only are you stripped of your Hardcore Title, but for that... YOU'RE SUSPENDED!

More booing.

Seth Lerch: And Jay Price, here? He's about to add another Title to his resume. At Till Death Do Us Part, he's going to compete against a few other competitors of my choosing for the belt.. IN A CLOCKWORK ORANGE HOUSE OF FUN MATCH!

A brief pop from the crowd, and a smile crosses Jay's face. One of the security officers gives Seth Greenfever's Hardcore Title. Seth raises Price's hand high in the air to a chorus of booing as the security team wrestles Greenfever out of the ring.

Bobby Cairo: ..What? Greenfever is suspended?! One of the most talented men on the WCF roster!? What is Seth thinking?

Zach Davis: Beats me, Cairo. I guess that shows how dangerous an alliance with Seth Lerch can be.

Jay and Seth disappear to the back as Greenfever is taken out of the arena.

Torture/Creeping Death vs Hector Rodriguez/D-Day
WCF Tag Team Classic Match

The two walk out with JJ beside Hector they both stop right before the ramp and lift their titles up in the air, followed right after they are lifted into the air, fireworks go off and send a explosion of light through out the arena. Both men walk down the ramp followed by JJ and they climb the ring steps. Hector holds the ropes open for JJ and then climbs in after her.D-Day climbs one of the turnbuckles and poses while JJ and Hector go to the center of the ring and pose, making the MS-13 hand signs in front of them.

Zach Davis: Hector and Day in the ring awaiting the Man Made Gods.

Shannan Lerch: The Dynasty.

Bobby Cairo: Creeping Death and Torture.

The lights in the arena go out as the crowd begins buzzing. "Home" by Three Days Grace blasts over the speakers. Blue and white lights begin circling the arena. When the lyrics begin, 24 seconds into the song, blue lights hit the stage, and Creeping Death and Torture walk out from the backstage area. Torture walks in front of Creeping Death, who is headbanging and throwing up devil horns along the way. The two men reach the ring, Torture uses the stairs to go to the apron and get in, while CD opts to slide in under the bottom rope. CD perches on a turnbuckle and Torture stands near him, as the Man Made Gods await the match to begin.

Bobby Cairo: This is a big time match up! Winners go on to the PPV to meet in the final round!

Zach Davis: Let's see who starts this match..

Torture and Creeping Death decide on Torture starting the match. D-Day is going to start for his team. The two tie up with Day getting the advantage and putting Torture into the corner. Torture raises his arms in the air for the men to be broken up and as the ref breaks Day out of the corner Torture unleashes hell with seven straight right hands to get the advantage! Torture throws Day across the ring to the ropes on his way back Torture hits a very stiff dropkick to the head of Day! Torture lands and grabs Day into a headlock.

Zach Davis: Big time kick from Torture!

Bobby Cairo: The ring presence is being shown. Look out Torture immediately follows up the dropkick with a headlock on Day no where near his corner. Day is out of reach and quite possibly out of breath!

Torture wrenches on the head lock and slithers back pulling Day with him by the neck. Torture slides back under the ropes out of the ring, slides Day's head off the apron and elbows a few times. Creeping Death drops off the apron with an elbow of his own and the ref demands Torture get back into the ring. Torture slides back in as Day gets to his feet using the ropes. Torture grabs the foot of Day and trips him to his back. Still holding onto the leg he hits an elbow drop across the knee. Then Torture sets the ankle on the bottom rope and drops his feet on it, stomping at the exposed ankle over the bottom rope.

Shannan Lerch: Torture for some odd reason is taking a shot at that ankle!

Bobby Cairo: Color me wrong, but Torture just might be taking apart the leg that Day uses for his signature finisher the D for Destruction!

Zach Davis: That is true! That is the foot that he uses to deliver those rapid fire stiff kicks!

Bobby Cairo: Adding more insult to injury would be Day going for his Dead and Forgotten and stumbling out of the move because he can't support neither Torture or Creeping Death with a bad foot. Complain about Torture all you want but he's methodical in his approach to beat his opponents... and he talks smack about me for no reason.

Shannan Lerch: Join the club!

Torture throws Day in to the corner and Day retaliates with a slap across the face! Day tries to leave the corner to make it all the way across the ring for a tag, but before he's even three feet OUT of the corner, Torture hits the mats and rolls Day up from behind like a pin, but Day crashes into the bottom turnbuckles and Torture stands back up and stomps on Day's chest a few times. Torture smiles at the crowd and laughs. Torture turns around and signals Hector to come into the ring. Hector does but the ref stops, and Creeping Death jumps into the ring and stomps away at Day. Torture puts a foot in Day's throat and chokes him out while CD is stomping away. The crowd is not liking it one bit. Small Day chants are heard through out the arena.

Zach Davis: You won't hear Day cheered very often, but it's the Torture Effect.

Shannan Lerch: Everyone just hates him for the most part.

The ref turns around and notices Torture leaving to the apron as Creeping Death comes in. CD grabs Day and picks him up out of the corner grabbing his leg and bending it behind his own leg. CD lifts up Day and drops that knee/bent leg over CD's knee and Day stumbles into the ropes where CD grabs Day from behind and hits a German Suplex with a pin! One! Two! Hector comes into the ring and breaks it up and CD gets up and shoves Hector back into the corner! The ref blocks Hector from getting back into the ring when Day rolls up CD from behind! The ref is distracted by Hector though! Torture gets into the ring, picks up Day and slams him chest first into their turnbuckle corner. Day hits the mat. Torture slides out of the ring and grabs both legs of Day and slides him into a nut-buster right into the turnbuckle. Torture smiles at the crowd. Creeping Death gets up and gets on the apron. The ref turns around and notices CD pointing to Torture. "He's the legal man!" The crowd boos.

Zach Davis: What?! Torture and Creeping Death DID NOT tag!

Shannan Lerch: They certainly know how to work the system.

Bobby Cairo: The both of them have been working the WCF system for five years now, if you ask me.

Zach Davis: Stop shooting!

Torture grabs the leg and slams it across the metal post! The ref is counting to ten for Torture. The Tort grabs the leg and shoves it into the metal post wrapping it around! Day yells out in pain! Torture leans on pulling that leg right off of Days' body as the ref counts to five this time! The ref gets to four when Torture lets go and rolls into the ring. Torture walks over to Hector which prompts Hector to get into the ring and the ref stops him. Already however, Creeping Death has locked on the figure four leg lock on the outside with Day's legs wrapped around the metal post! The crowd is not liking it one bit as Torture stomps on the chest of Day whose in a ton of pain! Creeping Death lets go and Torture slides out and smashes the leg into the post once more! Creeping Death slides back in and picks Day up and hits an atomic drop followed up by a stiff clothesline. Creeping Death pins. It's only a two count.

Zach Davis: Again Torture and Creeps did not tag!

Shannan Lerch: And Hector wants in badly!

Creeping Death gets up and grabs Day to his feet and throws him into the corner. Creeping Death comes running for a splash, but Day ducks and CD lands chest first into the turnbuckle. Day lands a dropkick in the back of the head of Creeps and they both go down. Creeping Death stumbled down right in front of Torture and he tags himself in. Torture gets into the ring and hits his knees right at Day's head. Torture looks down like a sadistic son of a bitch and then looks back up at Hector. Torture grabs Day by the back of the head and signals his thumb across his throat. Torture locks on the Torture's Device hold from behind and stares right at Hector! Day throws up a foot and Hector tags it! Torture looks at the ref, he makes the official "Tag" sign! Torture drops Day and Hector hits the stiffest clothesline we've ever seen! Torture goes down! Creeping Death gets to his feet and Hector clotheslines him right over the top rope!


Hector runs back across the ring and hits a big boot on Torture sending him back down! Creeping Death gets to his feet and gets back on the apron and climbs the top rope. Hector doesn't even notice as he's stomping away at Torture! Creeping Death flies off the top rope but Day springboards off the other ropes and hits a crazy dropkick move in mid-air! Both men land hard on the mats! The crowd goes nuts! WCF! WCF! WCF! WCF!


Bobby Cairo: For the unpredictability of Creeping Death, WCF fans meet D-Day!

Shannan Lerch: Check the replay! Creeping Death never saw him coming!

Zach Davis: Hector has his focus on picking Torture up now!

Hector does so and puts Torture in a bear hug but Torture fights out of it and goes to hit the ropes! Torture comes back and Hector hits a back body drop on Torture! Hector turns around and Creeping Death is on his feet! Hector goes to hit a clothesline Creeping Death ducks and Hector clotheslines the ref! Creeping Death waits for Hector to turn around when D-Day hits leaping-neck breaker! Hector goes over to Torture when Torture pulls on Hectors trunks throwing him right through the ropes out of the ring. Day gets to his feet but he's stumbling on his ankle and Torture laughs. Day gets pulled from behind by Creeping Death and slid right out of the ring! Torture laughs and taunts and then turns around.. it's Adrian. Adrian picks up Torture and hits a STIFF side belly to belly suplex! Phobeya waits for Torture to stumble back to his feet and when he does so Phobeya springboards off the ropes into a back elbow right to Torture's face! Hector gets back into the ring and asks them to get the ref! Creeping Death has Day up against the guardrail when he turns around and gets a stiff clothesline from Adrian as well! They pick up the ref and throw him into the ring as Hector picks up Torture and hits the Respecto!

Zach Davis: Oh! Hector just laid Torture out!

Shannan Lerch: It could be over!

The ref notices the pin as Adrian and Phobeya are on the outside cheering for Hector!





Zach Davis: Torture kicked out in the nic of time!

Bobby Cairo: Hector is NOT happy now!

Hector slams his fist on the ring mat and looks down at Torture. Hector picks him up and throws Torture to the ropes where Creeping Death makes a tag. Torture returns off the ropes and Hector picks up Torture and then hits the Toluca Slam! Hector pins but the ref waves off the pin fall because Torture isn't the legal man! Hector picks up Torture and throws him out of the ring to the announcers table where Torture is laid out! Hector turns around and Creeping Death hits float over DDT! Creeping Death pins! One! Two! Kick out! Day hops up on the apron and wants to be tagged back in with his sore ankle and all. Creeping Death picks up Hector and puts his head between his legs, picks Hector straight up and piledrives him right into the mat! Creeping Death signals for the top rope and climbs right up. Creeping Death launches off the ropes and hits a shooting star splash! Creeping Death hooks a leg but Day is in and breaks up the pin fall. Creeping Death gets to his feet while the ref makes sure Day is back out of the ring. Adrian gets back into the ring and grabs Creeping Death by the head and slams him down backwards. Adrian gets out of the ring as both men are out.

Bobby Cairo: Both teams have been using anything and everything to their advantage!

Zach Davis: Torture is still basically out cold right here in front of us.

Hector gets to his feet and tags in Day as Creeping Death tries to get to his feet. Day picks up Creeping Death and hits a back breaker! Day's ankle is sore, yes, but Day signals for the D for Destruction!

Zach Davis: Here comes those rapid fire kicks we love to hate!

Day kicks Creeping Death in the torso as he gets to his feet and then five and six more kicks after that with both feet, finally a kick to the head with his left leg but Creeping Death catches it! Day sighs but then levels Creeping Death with his other foot right across the face! Creeping Death goes down! Day pulls himself up to his feet as Creeping Death gets to his feet as well and turns around, Day picks up CD on his shoulders and hits the Dead and Forgotten! Day hooks the leg and pins!




Creeping Death grabs the bottom rope before the three and the pin fall is waved off! Day sighs and gets to his feet. Hector walks by the apron and hits a knee to Creeping Deaths head and the ref yells and warns at Hector! Hector grabs the ref and continues to argue with him as Adrian gets back into the ring and picks up Creeping Death. Torture slides into the ring with the Television Championship title and slams it across Days head! Day goes down! Adrian doesn't notice as he's trying to choke out Creeping Death. Phoyeba gets on the apron but Torture levels him with the Television Championship belt as well! Creeping Death back heel kicks and nails Adrian in the groin! Creeping Death shoves Adrian towards Torture and he back body drops him over the top rope onto Phoyeba! Day gets back to his feet and Torture hits Day over the head a second time with the Television Championship belt! Torture drops the title over the top rope. Hector notices now what is going on and just shoves the ref out of the way. Hector clotheslines Torture over the top rope and crashes onto Phoyeba and Adrian! Creeping Death throws Hector over the top rope as well! Creeping Death turns around just as Day is getting to his feet! Creeping Death grabs Day and hits the Vertebreaker! Creeping Death pins Day in the center of the ring!

Zach Davis: One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Bobby Cairo: Three! It's over!

Creeping Death gets to his feet and the ref raises his hand! Day rolls out of the ring. Mixed reactions are heard but you can def. hear cheers! Creeping Death takes a breather as the ref leaves the ring as Three Days Grace's Home is heard over the speakers. All of a sudden the music stops as Hector lays Creeping Death out! Adrian picks up Torture off the mat and throws him into the steel steps! Torture is out! Adrian picks up Torture and chokes him before throwing him down back first onto the steps and Torture lands awkwardly and rolls down the steps and is nearly out cold! Adrian and Phoyeba get into the ring and pick up Creeping Death and set him on Hectors shoulders. Hector stretches Creeping Death out with the Gringo Stretcher! The crowd begins to boo as Hector smiles and stretches CD out even more! Hector drops CD off his shoulders and taunts! Phoyeba got the United States Championship title and slaps it on Hectors shoulder. The three taunt and cheer in the middle of the ring as the camera shows Torture laid out on the outside and Creeping Death in pain in the ring. Day rolls into the ring and picks up his Television Championship title and turns Hector around violently. Day begins yelling and pointing at the ring as if Hector could have helped Day! Hector just shrugs it off and Day shoves Hector. The MS13 step behind Hector as if something is about to go down. Day goes to turn to leave but slaps the spit right out of Hectors mouth. Day slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp as MS13 and Hector go crazy.

Zach Davis: Oh my God! What was that about!?

Shannan Lerch: I thought they were on the same page!

Torture and CD are on the ramp, heading up towards the stage.

Bobby Cairo: Well, of course... Torture and Creeping Death have won once again. By hook or by crook, they always do. And they're facing the Big Time Jerks at Till Death Do Us Part for the Tag Team Titles and one million dollars each.

Zach Davis: The finals of the WCF Tag Team Classic take place in just one week!

But before Torture and Creeping Death leave, the Jumbotron begins to light up.

Shannan Lerch: What is this?

Bishop and Priest are standing in a graveyard. At night, naturally. The two men hold the Tag Team Championships.

Bobby Cairo: What the-

Zach Davis: Those are the OLD Tag Team Title belts.. the ones Bishop and Priest held.

They are standing by an open grave. Bishop pulls out a match.

Bishop: Torture.. Creeping Death.. Hector Rodriguez.. D-Day.. everyone in WCF! You all know who we are.. and you all know we are former Tag Team Champions. But now..

Bishop lights the match and throws it into the open grave, which bursts into flames. The grave is now nothing but a flaming pit.

Priest: It is out with the old... and in with the new.

Bishop and Priest toss their old Tag Team Titles into the grave.

Bishop: WCF... we'll see you at Till Death Do Us Part.

The video fades as they're laughing. Torture and Creeping Death look at each other, like "what the fuck was that about?"

Shannan Lerch: An appropriate PPV for Bishop and Priest to make an impact, that's for sure!

Bobby Cairo: Chad Evans vs Slickie T for the World Title! The finals of the WCF Tag Team Classic! And Kevin Hardaway's swan song, his epic rematch with Brad Kane!

Zach Davis: We'll see you then!

Slam fades to black.