Seth Lerch Interview
Brad Kane vs D-Day vs Ittrock
Fort Knox Segment
Greenfever vs Kris Chambers
Seth Lerch Segment
Bishop/Priest vs The Big Time Jerks
Television Title Match: Mickey Page vs Ace Garrison
Brad Kane Segment
Fort Knox vs Oblivion
Slickie T vs Steve Thunder
Seth Lerch Interview
We open Slam with Seth Lerch heading to the arena. He's on his phone.
Seth Lerch: Jay.. JAY? God damnit. Why won't he answer me?
Hank Brown runs up to Seth, somewhat ambushing him.
Hank Brown: SETH! Seth, I have to talk to you about what happened at Explosion. Hector Rodriguez.. is Gravedigger?
Seth Lerch: I don't know, Hank. I don't have any answers for you. I don't know if Gravedigger somehow switched places with the real Hector or what. Hopefully tonight we'll get to the bottom of this.
Hank Brown: What about Chad Evans? Word going around is that he's left the company. Rumors say that Jay Price might be on the way out as well.
Seth Lerch: What Chad Evans does is up to Chad Evans, I can't comment on his situation. And as for Jay... he'll be here. I'm sure of it.
Seth rushes past Hank as he enters the arena.
Opposite of Adults by Chiddy Bang hits, a new Slam theme!, even though it samples the old one. Whatever. Anyway, that song hits. The crowd roars, except for a few hipsters used to hearing MGMT. We go to our announcers.
Zach Davis: Welcome to Slam! I don't know where to begin.
Shannan Lerch: We have a new World Champion and his name is... Hector Rodriguez? Gravedigger? I don't even know.
Zach Davis: HOPEFULLY we get some answers tonight. From Seth, from Hector, from anyone. I don't know what is going on. Let's just talk about the matches, because we've got some good ones.
Shannan Lerch: Our main event is Slickie T up against Steve Thunder! Slickie T, our number one contender, a man that has firmly planted himself in the main event, against an up and comer. This one should be great.
Zach Davis: An UNDEFEATED up and comer, at that. I agree, this has "classic" written all over it.
Shannan Lerch: Speaking of classic, we've got one of our hottest rivalries coming to a head.. a cage match between Oblivion and Fort Knox.
Zach Davis: Fort Knox defeated El Angel Oscuro to get this match. If Fort Knox can beat Oblivion, he must unmask. But if Oblivion wins... Knox must join the Society.
Shannan Lerch: I really can't imagine either of these things happening, but one will. I can't wait.
Zach Davis: Big TV Title match.. Mickey Page, who has been doing well for himself lately, goes one on one with the new Champ, Ace Garrison, who managed to defeat Johnny Reb at Explosion.
Shannan Lerch: Ace Garrison is seemingly a new man after turning on Jake Keeton. We'll see if Page can beat him.
Zach Davis: Big tag match between the number one contenders. Bishop and Priest up against the Big Time Jerks. Both of these teams will compete against Torture and Creeping Death at Aftermath, so whoever can get the upper hand here will be looking good.
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever versus Kris Chambers... all I have to say that Chambers better have brought his A-game tonight, because Greenfever is a man posessed, if Explosion was any indication. He cost Jay Price the Hardcore Title..
Zach Davis: ..and he may have cost WCF Jay Price.
Shannan Lerch: Our opener is a three way between Brad Kane, D-Day, and Ittrock! Should be a good one. Not sure why Kane decided to make his in ring return like this.
Zach Davis: ...for the lulz?
The sounds of “Change” by Deftones fill the arena as the lights cut out. The crowd in attendance immediately starts booing.
Zach Davis: And here comes our new world heavyweight champion, Gravedigger.
Shannan Lerch: What a great way to start off Slam!
Zach Davis: Is that sarcasm I detect?
Shannan Lerch: No, Zach, I’m actually excited that the man who has spent the last year tormenting my brother has once again returned and as the world champion.
Zach Davis: Ok, that sarcasm was more obvious.
A few seconds later, a spotlight hits the entry way. Out from the back steps the two monstrous brothers Bishop and Priest. Right after them walks out the muscular Mike D carrying a trash can, followed by Gravedigger’s brothers Chester and Brian Borroughs. Brian is carrying a large case. Finally, escorted by Jessie, comes the leader of the Dark Side and WCF World champion, Gravedigger.
Gravedigger is wearing a suit and a pair of shades, with his short brown hair slicked back. The world title is being carried by Jessie. She is wearing a long, black dress. Gravedigger stands on the top of the ramp and adjusts his tie. He smiles widely as he hears the boos grow deafening at the sight of him.
The group then starts making their way down the ramp, everyone ignoring the fans spitting at them and reaching out to touch them. Bishop and Priest reach the ring first and then pull themselves up onto the apron from the floor and step over the top rope.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger always has the most massive guys with him. This must be the reason that no one ever attacks him or gets in his face, they fear him.
Shannan Lerch: I would, too. Last year he had Mike D with him. Mike is scary enough by himself. Add Bishop and Priest to the equation and you’d have to be crazier than Greenfever to approach the guy in a negative manner.
Mike D puts the trashcan down next to the ring and shows off by leaping from the floor to the apron and then climbing between the top and middle rope.
Shannan Lerch: I’m curious as to why that have that trash can in there.
Zach Davis: Your guess is as good as mine, we both know to always expect the unexpected when Gravedigger is around.
Shannan Lerch: That has never been truer words than after the whole Hector Rodriguez controversy.
Brian walks up and slides the case under the ropes into the ring. He pulls himself up onto the apron and climbs in between the ropes. Chester walks up the ring steps in front of Gravedigger and Jessie. He pulls up the middle rope as Jessie walks up the steps and she nods to Chester as she dips underneath the rope. Chester sits on the middle rope and gestures for his brother to enter. Gravedigger climbs in and Chester gets in after them.
Jessie goes across the ring and is handed a microphone. She hands it to Gravedigger who stands there smiling at the boos as they continue while the lights come back on and the music fades. Gravedigger wastes no time.
Gravedigger: So how are all you scum-sucking leeches doing?!
The crowd boos heavily at Gravedigger’s favorite insult. He laughs and continues speaking.
Gravedigger: Well, it was one year ago at Explosion when The Dark Side was defeated by the WCF Elite. It was one year ago when control of the company was given back to Seth Lerch. It was one year ago that I thought my last real chance at a world title shot was gone and I wouldn’t get it back. Well, I think it’s safe to say that the saying is correct. NEVER SAY NEVER!
The crowd boos and Gravedigger smiles.
Gravedigger: So I know people want to know the reasoning behind me being Hector Rodriguez. They have so many questions, but I think there’s one issue I want to deal with right now. And that is...this.
Gravedigger turns and points to the world heavyweight title. Gravedigger holds his hand out and it is handed to him.
Gravedigger: I won’t even hold put this belt around my waist or on my shoulder. It has been handled by filth and I am enraged at the type of people that Seth Lerch has allowed to desecrate and demean this belt. People like some wannabe pampered pretty boy Torture. A guy who thinks he’s some kind of real leader. He thinks he lead some group of elite individuals. They were a joke! I know your world title shot ban is ending in a few weeks and I welcome the challenge, Torture. I wasn’t focused when we faced off before and I will gladly show you the real Gravedigger. The one that’s focused on nothing more than destruction. Ending everyone in my path. I’m known as the Epitome of Hardcore and I promise after what I’m about to do in a few minutes, I will be known as the Epitome of Controversy, too.
Shannan Lerch: What does that mean?
Gravedigger: Speaking of filth touching this title, there was Johnny Reb and Dake Ken. Two men that can’t even lace my damn boots that were lucky to even be referred to as world champions. Then there was Slickie T.
The crowd pops like crazy at the mention of Slickie T.
Gravedigger: Yes, cheer for your heroes. Cheer for those people who you think will be able to shut someone like me up. Someone who you think can stop me. Slickie, you may have beaten me in matches when I was wearing a mask as Hector Rodriguez, but I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I was handicapped as Hector. As Hector, you never beat me with ease. You had to put forth effort. Now I am unleashed. This leads me to the final piece of trash that held my world title... Chad Evans.
The crowd pops again for the mention of Chad Evans. Gravedigger smiles.
Gravedigger: So you cheer now, but I don’t think you guys have heard the rumors about your beloved...Chad Dogg. I’ll let you in on the big rumor I’m hearing. Chad Evans...left the company.
The crowd starts booing.
Zach Davis: What?!? Is it really true??
Shannan Lerch: Well, I have heard the rumors.
Gravedigger smiles at the booing from the crowd.
Gravedigger: The rumors better be true and he better stay away from here. I can promise you that if he couldn’t even defeat me as Hector Rodriguez, then he has no chance in hell of defeating me as my true self. Chad Evans is inferior to me on the microphone and in the ring. Chad you better never show your face on WCF television again because what you experienced in the ring last week is nothing compared to what you’ll face now. I was bound by a mask. I was forced to stand by while someone else did the talking for me for months. Now things have changed. I am unleashed. I am better than ever. I’m in the best shape of my life. Chad Dogg? Yeah, you have the dog part right because I made you my bitch at Explosion.
The crowd boos.
Gravedigger: With that said, I think it’s time we got a little controversial here on Slam. A few moments ago I was talking about what happened a year ago. There was something I said a little over a year ago when I was WCF owner.
Gravedigger turns and says something to Chester who nods and climbs out of the ring and walks over to the trash can.
Gravedigger: I said if I ever won the world title, the first thing I would do is a Madusa. No, not the part where I join another company. No, I’m referring to when she dropped the belt into the trash to show what she thought of the company and what she thought of the belt.
Gravedigger steps out onto the apron. He holds the world title over the trash can.
Shannan Lerch: Oh come on! Don’t do that!
Zach Davis: This doesn’t make sense. He won the belt, why would he throw it in the trash?
Gravedigger starts to lower the belt but looks out at the crowd who is booing and stops.
Gravedigger: You’re right. I shouldn’t do this. I shouldn’t be throwing it in the trash.
Gravedigger looks at Chester who is looking up at him. Gravedigger winks. Chester pulls something out of his pocket. It’s lighter fluid. He holds the object up and the crowd boos even louder.
Shannan Lerch: What the hell is he thinking about doing?
Chester turns the container upside down and sprays it inside the trash can until it’s empty. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter. More boos from the crowd.
Zach Davis: Oh no.
Chester lights the lighter and glances up at Gravedigger who nods. Chester drops the lighter into the trash can and it blazes up. Chester takes a couple of steps back as the fire reaches up above the can and then finally settles down some. Gravedigger looks up with a sinister grin. He finally drops the world title into the flaming garbage can.
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD!!
Zach Davis: He just threw the world title into a flaming garbage can.
A look of anger goes across Gravedigger’s face as he talks.
Gravedigger: This is what I think of this piece of shit title! This is what I think of what this company has done! That title meant something when I was champion years ago. Now it’s been degraded and it’s been handled by filth.
Seth Lerch comes running out from the back with a fire extinguisher. Chester starts to step forward but Gravedigger holds his hand up. Gravedigger laughs as Seth puts out the fire. He’s yelling up at the ring at Gravedigger who has a sinister grin on his face with wide eyes. Gravedigger begs Seth to get in the ring. Seth storms around the ring and takes a microphone from a ringside attendant and rolls into the ring. He steps right up to Gravedigger.
Seth Lerch: What the hell do you think you’re doing destroying WCF property?!?
Gravedigger holds a hand up and gestures to Brian who grabs the case he brought to the ring. Brian turns to Mike D and hands it to him to hold while Brian opens it up. Inside is a brand new WCF world heavyweight title. Seth looks at it for a few seconds and looks at Gravedigger curiously.
Gravedigger: I paid for this with my own money so calm the hell down, Lerch. I paid for this so I don’t have to carry around some second rate world title.
Gravedigger takes the world title out of the case and puts it over his shoulder.
Gravedigger: See, this is a world title that will have it’s history built upon by someone worthy of carrying the belt. Someone who can make it worth holding again. Not some prize you win out of a gumball machine. Not something that just anyone can hold, but someone who DESERVES it.
Seth Lerch starts laughing.
Seth Lerch: I think there’s something that you’re forgetting, Gravedigger. I wanted to watch you brag and boast about how you’re the world champion. You’re not the real world champion, Gravedigger.
Gravedigger gives Seth a “ you gotta be kidding me” look.
Seth Lerch: You lost that match all those months ago and are not part of the official roster. Even if you won the title as Hector, you as Gravedigger, are not the champion and are inelligible to hold it.
The crowd cheers like crazy and Gravedigger turns to Brian and they both start laughing.
Gravedigger: See, that’s where you’re wrong, Seth. I want to bring a couple of people out here who can help clear things up a bit.
Out from the back walks MS-13 members Diagur and his sister JJ. The crowd boos at the sight of them as they walk down the ramp, up the steps and into the ring. Gravedigger hugs both of them and they stand beside Gravedigger. Seth shakes his head, smiling.
Seth Lerch: What? You think you can bring out MS-13 members to intimidate me into making you eligible to hold the title?
Gravedigger: No, Seth. Let’s go back to a few months ago when I was standing in your office as Hector. Carlos told you that I didn’t have my green card yet. He told you I would work for cheap. He told you that I couldn’t sign my name. So what did you do? You let Carlos sign the contracts and you were dumb enough to let Carlos own my contract. You couldn’t own it since I wasn’t a legal worker.
Shannan Lerch: Oh no.
Seth’s face drops a little.
Gravedigger: When I attacked him and we found JJ as my new manager, Carlos sold her the contract and it became hers. Brian, papers.
Gravedigger turns to Brian who pulls out a folded set of papers. Gravedigger hands them to Seth who quickly reads over them.
Gravedigger: Just to save you the time and since the people at home and in the crowd can’t see them, these are my contract papers. You didn’t even read the fine print when you signed me onto the roster, Seth. You didn’t even ask to look under the mask. Your greed and your stupidity bit you again.
Zach Davis: oh my god.
Gravedigger: See, the one thing I don’t think that is sinking in yet Seth. It’s that this means one thing: YOU CANNOT FIRE ME.
The crowd boos like crazy. The color drains from Seth’s face.
Gravedigger: The contract also states that The Dark Side can be with me and anyone else I choose to have accompany me to the ring. I have no plans to bring them back, but this means I could bring any number of members of Mara Salvatrucha with me. My contract overrides your ban. Essentially, I can do whatever the hell I want and you can’t do anything to stop me.
Seth is speechless.
Gravedigger: To top it all off, I’m the world champion. I’m the face of your company, Seth Lerch. I represent WCF. When people think WCF, they’ll think Gravedigger. They’ll think the man who was Hector Rodriguez and fooled EVERYONE. They’ll think of the man who had you senselessly beaten, they’ll think of the man who caused riots and endangered the lives of fans and they’ll think of the man...who had your house burned to the ground.
Seth gets angry and lunges at Gravedigger. Mike D steps in and puts him in a full nelson but Seth is still fighting and kicking at Gravedigger. Gravedigger laughs and finally puts the mic back up to his mouth.
Gravedigger: There’s one more thing I have to say before we let the ratings plummet by showing matches that don’t involve me. I’m going to do you a favor here, Seth. Since I burned down your house, I’m going to help you out here. The people hate my guts. The other wrestlers hate me. You hate me. They all want to watch me on TV. They all want to tune in in the hopes that I’ll lose. That I will get what’s coming to me. To see if karma catches up to me. The ratings will skyrocket. You will see ratings that you have never seen before on WCF TV. You will have unimaginable buyrates. You will be mentioned in every media outlets. You will be at the point to where you have no room left on the roster. One year from now, this will all have happened and I will still be the world champion. I will stand across the ring from you at Explosion next year and you will shake my hand and you will say...thank you.
Seth fights even harder. Mike D shoves him to the ground really hard as “Change” by Deftones starts playing. Gravedigger and the rest of The Dark Side leave the ring and walk back up the ramp to the back
Brad Kane vs D-Day vs Ittrock
The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "Rock The Casbah" by TRUSTcompany flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane after a few moments as Brad Kane appears in the entry way with Megan at his side. The crowd cheers seeing them as Brad inhales before taking a few steps and throwing his arm up into the air, letting out a tribal war cry. He then makes his way down the ring with Megan following him. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron as Megan goes up the stairs. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle, looking out into the crowd. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as Megan gives him a kiss good luck before exiting the ring. Brad then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.
Zach Davis: Here is our commish, who has just returned to in ring competition. This should be interesting.
Give Me The Meltdown by Rob Thomas plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his belt and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen and followed after the words TELEVISION CHAMPION.
Shannan Lerch: And here is D-Day! Former TV Champ in the house.
I Made It by Kevin Rudolf hits and Ittrock heads to the ring.
Zach Davis: And last but not least, Ittrock.
As soon as the bell sounds, D-Day hits Ittrock with a Superkick!
Shannan Lerch: Wow!
The crowd popped for that. Brad Kane runs at D-Day but D-Day throws him out of the ring quickly. D-Day then jumps to the top rope and hits a Frog Splash on Ittrock, into the pin!
Zach Davis: WHAT?!
Shannan Lerch: D-Day just got the win!
The crowd pops huge as D-Day stands up and gets his arm raised, smiling.
Kyle Steel: The winner of the match, DEEEEE DAAAA-
Kane is in the ring and grabs the mic from Kyle.
Brad Kane: WAIT! WAIT WAIT WAIT. That was some bullshit. As the WCF commissioner, I declare this match... RESTARTED! Ring the damn bell!
Kane throws the mic down and runs at D-Day, going to Clothesline him down. D-Day ducks it and hits Kane with a Superkick, sending Kane once more flying out of the ring. D-Day then picks Ittrock up and hits him with the Dead and Forgotten! He pins him again.
Zach Davis: D-Day wins... again!
D-Day once again gets his arm raised. Kane, on the outside, is cursing to himself.
Shannan Lerch: Somehow I doubt this is how Brad Kane wanted his in ring return to go.
Zach Davis: Ah well, theres always next week!
D-Day leaves the ring and heads to the back.
Fort Knox Segment
The scene fades in on the parking garage were Creeping Death and Doc Henry are standing around, keeping an eye on each other.
Creeping Death: Where is he? He's suppose to be here by now.
Doc Henry: Do you think he'll show?
Creeping Death: How the fuck should I know?
Doc gets in CD's face.
Doc Henry: I'd watch that attitude if I was you.
Creeping Death: And I'd get out of my face if I was you.
The pair almost come to blows when a black limo pulls up. Then pair then run up to the limo and open the door and stand there in shock as Fort Knox's butler, Geoffrey steps out.
Doc Henry: Where's your boss? We're suppose to be meeting him, not his help.
Geoffrey: Mr. Knox has to get ready for his match but, I do have your money.
Geoffrey brings out two black suitcases and give them to the men. They open the cases to reveal them to be filled with $100 dollar bills.
Creeping Death: So the $300,000 for each of us is all here?
Geoffrey: Mr. Knox never messes around when it comes to money but, you can count it if you want but, I doubt that you two high school dropouts can count that high.
Doc Henry: Watch it old man.
Geoffrey: Whatever. You have your money now it's your turn to hold up your end of the deal. If you screw Mr. Knox over he'll have his people take back all the money....with interest.
Geoffrey gets back into the limo and it drives off as Doc Henry and Creeping Death smile and walk off.
Greenfever vs Kris Chambers
Zach Davis: Next up, Kris Chambers takes on WcF's resident lunatic Greenfever!
The Lights in the arena fade to black. After a brief moment the lights start flash slow as Bullet For My Valentine - Domination Blast out the PA System. Kris Chambers walks out onto the stage area and stops while he stand in the middle of the stage. Pyro shoots off up in the air with smoke rising all around Chambers then he walks through the smoke and walks down the aisle to the ring. Kris climbs up the steps and goes in between the ropes entering the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Hey look! You can see me up there on the screen! Wee! I'm famous!
The lights drop inside the arena as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system.
Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.
They all run like scared little rabbits.
Run rabbit run.
RUN RABBIT RUN!"
As the aggressive drums kick in Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are dripping fresh blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever has been on a serious rampage lately. I have a feeling this isn't going to end well for Mr. Chambers.
Zach Davis: It looks like both fighters are ready, Shannan.
Zach Davis: Aaand there's the bell...well, I think that was the bell. Did I hear that correctly? Was there really a "dong" back there?
Shannan Lerch: Perv...
Greenfever and Chambers approach the center of the ring. Greenfever extends his hand to Chambers. Chambers looks at Greenfever, then to the crowd. The crowd waves their arms and shouts for Chambers not to trust him. Chambers decides to anyway and grips Greenfever's hand. A quick handshake ensues.
Zach Davis: A rare expression of respect from Greenfever there.
Greenfever yanks Chambers's hand down and smashes his knee against Kris's face.
Shannan Lerch: That's more like it.
Greenfever spins the stunned Chambers and locks him into a sleeper hold. Chambers claws at Greenfever's arms in vain. Greenfever kicks the back of Chris's left leg forcing him to his knees. Greenfever releases the hold just as Chambers is about to black-out. Greenfever quickly fires a right cross into Chris's temple. Chris's head rocks and he kicks himself away from Greenfever. Greenfever kneels and pulls something from his boot.
Shannan Lerch: What's Greenfever got?
Zach Davis: I'd bet it isn't a lollipop.
Shannan Lerch: What, are you gonna try and tell me it's a "dong", now?
Zach Davis: I seriously heard, clear as a whistle, a singular "ding" and then where there should have been a second "Ding" there was a "Dong". I know a damned "Dong" when I hear one damnit.
Shannan Lerch: I bet you do.
Greenfever stomps the back of Kris's head, then rolls him over. Greenfever chokes Kris with one hand and begins jamming a sharp object into Kris's stomach with the other. Blood ripples out of the wounds as Kris screams in agony.
Zach Davis: Its that the same broken bottle from last week!?
Shannan Lerch: Dear lord, no. Not again!
Greenfever stands Chambers up and shoves him into the turnbuckles. Greenfever stabs Kris several more times before hoisting him up to the top turnbuckle. Greenfever powers the broken bottleneck into Kris's stomach as he folds him over.
Zach Davis: He's going for the Dislocated Pile Driver! To the outside of the ring!?!
Greenfever plunges Chambers off the top and spikes his head down onto the exposed concrete floor. Blood sprays out and onto the feet of the fans in the front row.
Shannan Lerch: Oh, Chambers is dead, Zach.
Greenfever motions for the ref.
Zach Davis: Greenfever makes the cover!
Greenfever stands and raises his hands in victory. He takes a moment to punt the unconscious Chambers in the head. The ref shoves him away trying to protect the defenseless Chambers.
Zach Davis: This guy makes me sick.
Greenfever smiles and shrugs innocently as he makes his way back up the entrance ramp. He finds a camera as he back-peddles.
Greenfever: That one's for you Lerch! Consider it a warning of what's coming your way!
Zach Davis: Greenfever made short work of Chambers.
Shannan Lerch: Someone get the medical team out here for Chambers before he bleeds to death.
Seth Lerch Segment
Seth is walking backstage, on the phone.
Seth Lerch: Price... PRICE, PICK UP, damnit... ugh. Voicemail again...
Seth hangs up his phone and puts it in his pocket, angrily.
Seth Lerch: Great.. Can't get a hold of Jay, Gravedigger is my World Champion. Ugh. Things couldn't get any worse.
Seth arrives at his door. Which has a message... written in mustard.
Seth Lerch: OH GOD DAMNIT.
It reads "SEE YOU NEXT WEEK." Seth curses to himself as he opens his door.
Zach Davis: Does that mean...
Shannan Lerch: Logan's suspension IS up, Zach. You can say it. Next week... he's back.
And written in mustard on the wall of Seth's office is "PS - SHUT UP!" Seth once again curses to himself.
Seth Lerch: SOMEBODY GET ME A JANITOR OVER HERE!
Bishop/Priest vs The Big Time Jerks
Zach Davis: Now it's time for our tag team match between our number one contenders for the Tag Team Championship titles!
Shannan Lerch: That's right! Big Time Jerks going against Bishop and Priest.
Three Days Grace hits the airwaves and Home blasts through the speakers and the crowd starts to boo mercifully.
Zach Davis: God damn it.
Shannan Lerch: Well that's not Bishop and Priest
Zach Davis: Nor is it Big Time Jerks.
Shannan Lerch: Well what the hell are they doing out here then?
Torture and Creeping Death walk out from the curtain and stop on the stage to pose with their tag titles. Both in matching suits, they walk slowly down the ramp as Torture pulls a microphone out of his back pocket and begins to speak on it while the music fades out.
Zach Davis: Guess we're going to learn why..
Torture: Oh good ol' New Orleans! Why do we even come back here year after year? This craphole of a city doesn't deserve greatness and such successful human beings such as myself and my tag team partner and co-Heavyweight Tag Team Champion, Creeping Death.
Cheap heat once again. They walk around the ring in separate directions while he continues.
Torture: The Man Made Gods were not booked on tonight's Slam because you don't deserve to see us in a five star match, which I might add, we produce week in and week out whether you cheer for us or not. So tonight, we figured we would go in a different route and for the first time ever in Wrestling Championship Federation history, you're going to not just see us.. but hear us.. as we join Zach Davis and Shannan Lerch live at ringside!
Zach Davis: Oh you have got to be kidding me!
Shannan Lerch: We only have one headset!
Torture and Creeping Death stand in front of the announcers table and smile at Shannan and Zach as WCF's Slam goes to a commercial break. We come back from a commercial break and Shannan Lerch is sitting on a steel chair off to the side as Zach Davis is in the middle while Torture and Creeping Death are on each side of him. The Tag Team Titles sitting nicely upon the table in camera frame as Zach welcomes us back.
Zach Davis: Welcome back to Slam-
Creeping Death: I think you mean Monday Night Man Made Gods Hour.
Torture: Zach, try not to speak too much, you need to learn you're in the presence of greatness. No, I stand corrected.. the presence of Godly men.
Zach Davis: Yeah, Shannan is off to the side but she'll be back on the broadcast as soon as this tag match is over.
Torture: I can announce all night!
A sixteen member TDCJ Riot Team walks out into the aisle in full riot gear and preform their riot formations. They split into eight man lines on both sides of the aisle as "Wait for me" by Theory of a Deadman starts playing a video for the fallen TDCJ personnel starts playing on the jumbotron as one single TDCJ officer dressed in his dress uniform comes walking out carrying a American flag and he stops and the end of the line of riot team members.
Voice: Tonight we honor all the fallen Law Enforcement officers around the World. These men and women protect each and ever one of us everyday putting their life on the line.
The lights go out except for one single white light on the American flag as taps plays. When the song ends all the lights go out and "Super Villian" by Powerman 5000 starts playing. The fans jump to their feet as all three members step out into the arena wearing grey uniform pants with a navy stripe down each leg, black combat boots and navy TDCJ polo shirts. They stand at the entranceway saluteing the American falg as the fans are chanting "BTJ". All of a sudden on the jumbotron it reads MS13 in green and then the words explode and "Not on our Watch" appears as the BTJ's walk towards the ring.
Zach Davis: Number One Contenders, Big Time Jerks!
Creeping Death: Who are these assclowns? Table dudes?
Torture: Ahh yes. The two we put through the tables just a week ago! How could I forget those ugly faces! Big Time Jerks are nothing more than redneck hypocrites who pander to the audience for cheap pops and laughs. They don't realize no one is laughing with them, rather than laughing at them!
"Set this stage on fire" by Lil Wayne is playing as Bishop and Priest walk out from the back. As they walk down the ramp, a line of fire lights up the stage and down the sides of the ramp, all the way to the ring. Bishop and Priest walk down it and climb in the ring and pose on different sides of the ring, looking out menacingly at the crowd.
Zach Davis: New number one contenders, Bishop and Priest-
Creeping Death: Suck.
Zach Davis: Ugh. Both teams in the ring and are ready to go.
Bishop is going to start out as is Adams. The bell rings and Adams and Bishop tie up in the middle of the ring. Bishop gets the advantage and the crowd begins to boo. Bishop puts Adams in a headlock and Adams eventually shoves him off to the ropes when Bishop returns he hits a shoulder hit to Adams sending him to his back. Bishop smiles and then runs to the ropes, Adams flips over and lays stomach flat, as Bishop steps over him continuing to the ropes, Adams nips to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Bishop ducks and continues running to the ropes! Adams turns around and Bishop goes for a crossbody but Adams ducks and Bishops lands hard on his stomach! Adams turns around and hits a leg drop on the back of the head of Bishop! Adams stands to his feet and celebrates the advantage that the Big Time Jerks have! The crowd cheers! Adams turns around and Bishop grabs the trunks of Adams and pulls him into the corner where Priest lays a right hand to the head of Adams! Bishop stands up and lays some more right hands after Adams turns to face him. Bishop grabs the head of Adams and walks him out of the corner hitting a bulldog! The crowd goes back to booing.
Torture: A bulldog? Big deal. Bishop and Priest don't hold any more threat to the Man Made Gods than a cockroach. It would not take long to squash them..
Creeping Death: They're basically the Chris Jericho to our Triple H.
Zach Davis: Either way Bishop and Priest are now in control as Bishop tags in his partner!
Priest steps into the ring, picks up Adams and hits a snap suplex! Priest covers but it's a quick one count if anything. Priest stands up and points out at Creeping Death. Priest turns around and picks up Adams and hits a scoop slam and tags back in Bishop. He comes in and picks up Adams and hits a spine tingling spinebuster! Bishop walks over and slaps Angus in the face! Angus tries to get into the ring but the ref stops him and Bishop and Priest both pick up Adams and slam him down neck first on the top rope before both big booting him in the back of the head! Adams goes down hard and Bishop and Priest taunt to the crowd!
Torture: Tough men huh? Dealing behind the refs back!
Zach Davis: Don't even comment on that, Torture! We've seen you and Creeping Death handle enough business behind the refs back!
Torture: SHUT UP! I've heard you speak enough. Comparing the Man Made Gods to Bishop and Priest is like comparing the Dynasty to Team of Treachery. We are winners, we are the definition of success, they are nothing more than losers and trash who will never escape the bottom of the barrel in the Wrestling Industry.
Creeping Death: And once we beat these two teams at Explosion, WCF will have no choice but to retire the Tag Team Titles due to lack of competition.
Zach Davis: What I want to know, Torture, is your thoughts on what Gravedigger already stated earlier in tonight's Slam!
Torture: I don't want to talk about it, Zach.
Priest grabs Adams and teases Adams hand with a tag to Angus but then pulls him back into a snapping back suplex! Priest stands to his feet and tags in Bishop who throws a headlock on Adams right in the middle of the ring! Adams goes down after a while and the crowd starts clapping their hands. Angus leans in for a tag ever so clearly. Adams can't reach. Adams hand starts moving in motion with the crowd. Bishop is shaking his head no and Priest is yelling out demands to keep Adams grounded. Adams slowly makes it to his feet, the crowd is chanting BTJ! BTJ! BTJ! Adams hits a side elbow! Another one! A third one! Adams gets away from the headlock and hits the ropes when he returns, Bishop goes for a clothesline but Adams ducks and gets hit in the back by Priest's big boot when he hits the ropes. Bishop runs and goes for a clothesline but Adams ducks and Bishop hits Priest! Adams runs to the other side of the ring, leaps... dives... TAGS IN ANGUS!
Zach Davis: Angus is the legal man! This is exciting!
Torture: Big deal.
Angus gets into the ring and hits a running knee to the face of Bishop! Angus turns around dropkicking Priest right off the apron! Bishop goes for a punch and Angus ducks but catches him from behind, lifts him up and drops him groin first on the top rope! Angus grabs the top rope and shakes it up and down as Bishop is in tremendous pain! Priest slides into the ring and goes for a big boot but Angus ducks and Priest kicks Bishop off the top rope to the outside! Angus hits the ropes and Adams runs with him and they both hit a running clothesline on Priest! Adams and Angus pick up Priest and go for a spinebuster together, but Bishop is in the ring and he hits a big boot on Adams! Adams hits the mat and falls out of the ring! Priest shoves Angus back and Bishop grabs Angus like a chokeslam! The crowd boos but Angus kicks Bishop in the midsection! Priest runs but Angus sidesteps and Bishop backbody drops Priest out of the ring! Angus turns around and when Bishop realizes what he just did, he turns around to realize Angus just ran and hit a running European Uppercut!
Zach Davis: Royal Treatment!
Angus realizes it's over and picks up Bishop for the finisher! Adams tries to roll into the ring but the ref stops him and that's an open spot for Priest to get on the apron and when Angus tries to knock him off, Priest slaps Angus right across the face and then brings him neck first across the top rope! Angus reels back and Bishop rolls Angus up and Bishop puts his legs on the middle rope for leverage! The ref turns around and counts!
One! Two! Three!
Zach Davis: It's over! Bishop and Priest pick up the win and this crowd is not happy about it! The Dark Side is on a roll as of late! Gravedigger has been calling you out, Torture, and now you both have a pretty big challenge in Bishop and Priest, not to mention The Big Time Jerks!
Torture: I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASK ME ABOUT GRAVEDIGGER!
Creeping Death: Can't we just end these guys already?
Zach Davis: Wait! Where are you guys going?
Torture and Creeping Death drop their Tag Team Titles and Creeping Death slides into the ring hitting Harley Quinn's Smile's on Bishop! Priest slides into the ring and Torture grabs him from behind and hits a Tortures Device! Torture stands up and the crowd boos even harder now. Torture tears his suit jacket off and throws it out of the ring. Creeping Death hits a running Yakuza Kick to Angus as he was just trying to stand up! Adams rolls into the ring and goes for a clothesline on Torture but he ducks, and Creeping Death hits a stiff lariat turning him inside out! Torture slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair that Shannan was sitting on and throws it into the ring to Creeping Death!
Zach Davis: God damn it!
Shannan Lerch: This is why I hate the Man Made Gods! I can't stand them!
Creeping Death lands a stiff chairshot to Bishop's head! Adams stands back up but another stiff chairshot! Priest gets to his feet when Torture shoves Priest forward and CD hits a chairshot on Priest! Angus gets to his feet when Creeping Death just drops the chair and Torture grabs Angus and hits a Tortures Device on the chair! All four men are now busted open and lifeless in the ring. Torture steps over Bishop and lays right hand after right hand after right hand after right hand into the face of Bishop! Blood is spilling out of Bishop. Creeping Death grabs Torture and lifts him off and Torture still tries to kick at Bishop and Priest. Creeping Death gets the Tag Titles from the ref as the ref tries to get both men out of the ring. Creeping Death steps out of the ring as Torture stands there looking down at the four men. Torture finally slides out and walks back up the ramp with Creeping Death.
Zach Davis: Wow. Man Made Gods just took this to another level!
Shannan Lerch: Ugh, I hate them! Dynasty, Gods, whatever, they're pieces of sh-
Zach Davis: Easy Shannan. I'm sure they'll pay for their actions here tonight.
Shannan Lerch: I hope so. I pray they do.
Mickey Page vs Ace Garrison
Zach Davis: Time for our one and only Title match of the night, for the Television Title. Mickey Page up against Ace Garrison!
The lights in the arena black out. Pinhead Gunpowder "West Side Highway" hits. A strobe light type flash rapidly lights up the stage in flickers. Mickey Page walks out onto the stage and stops, looking around at the audience with an intense focused stare. He begins jogging in place, eyes still jumping around on the crowd. A mixture of boos and cheers fills inside for Mickey, who, turns his attention to the ring sprinting down to it. Page slides underneath the bottom rope and pops to his feet, ready to knock somebody's fucking teeth out.
Shannan Lerch: Page looking good tonight. He's ready.
"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits the speaker system. The speaker brushes aside and Ace Garrison appears onto the stage. He stands there for a moment and looks amongst the fans, who are greeting him with boos! He smirks before making his way down the ramp. Ace walks up the ring steps, wipes his feet on the mat, and enters through the middle rope. He quickly walks towards the farthest corner and climbs up it. Once again, he looks amongst the crowd before smirking and jumping down.
Zach Davis: And here is Douchebag McGee, AKA Ace Garrison.
The bell rings. Page tackles Garrison down and starts throwing fist after fist at him.
Shannan Lerch: That's the brawling style of Page coming out.. we just may have a quite a fight on our hands, Zach.
Zach Davis: Ace Garrison can adapt to any style! It says so on his wcfwrestling.com profile!
Page gets up and waits for Garrison to get to his feet. Page whips Garrison to the ropes and then hits him with a Back Bodydrop. Garrison stumbles to his feet once more and Page takes him down with a Neckbreaker! Page pins.
Shannan Lerch: Early nearfall! Garrison is either off his game, or Page is really on his.
Zach Davis: Maybe both!
Page stomps at Garrison for several moments before Garrison rolls out of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Smart move by the Champ. Make the challenger come to you, and get a rest.
As Garrison turns towards the ring, Page runs at him and goes for a Suicide Dive through the ropes! Luckily for Garrison he saw it coming and sidesteps it, letting Page crash into the guardrail. Garrison smiles and points to his head, saying he outsmarted his opponent.
Zach Davis: Wait for the challenger to make a mistake.. definitely Champion-like, I would say.
As Page gets to his feet Garrison hits him with several forearms to the face. Garrison then lifts him up for a Vertical Suplex but instead drops him forward, stomach first onto the guardrail! The crowd oooh's and Page's face is showing how much he's in pain. Garrison then backs up several steps as Page hangs on the guardrail..
Shannan Lerch: What is Garrison going for here?
Garrison runs and kicks Page right in the head! Page falls back into the arena area, holding his head in pain. Grinning, Garrison picks Page up and rolls him back into the ring and goes for the pin.
..Garrison's feet are on the ropes..
NO! Page manages to kick out! The fans cheer, and Garrison looks shocked.
Zach Davis: The fans are firmly behind Mickey Page now!
Garrison picks Page up and grabs his head, going for a Bulldog, but Page shoves him off. As Garrison turns around Page kicks him square in the balls!
Shannan Lerch: Page calls that move Dirty Sex! I'm pretty sure its not legal but whatever!
Page then hits a Jump Swinging DDT! The fans are on their feet as Page begins climbing to the top rope.
Zach Davis: Mickey Page is going high risk!
Page measures Garrison up... and flies off the top with a 450 Splash! The crowd pops as he hits it! Into the pin!
Shannan Lerch: Fantastic! WE'VE GOT A NEW TV CHAMP!
NO! GARRISON KICKS OUT!
Zach Davis: WOW!
The crowd can't believe it. But Page is unrelenting. He waits for Garrison to stumble to his feet, and kicks him in the gut. He runs to the ropes..
Shannan Lerch: He's finishing Garrison off, he's going for the Running with Scissors!
..and Page goes for the Leg Drop to finish the move off, but Garrison has it well scouted and quickly stands straight up, letting Page hit the mat. Page stumbles up and Garrison drops him with a Rear Naked Choke from behind!
Zach Davis: FINAL CLUTCH! THIS IS IT!
Garrison keeps Page in the move for several seconds, Page trying to fight out of it.. but to no avail. Page is forced to tap out.
Shannan Lerch: Garrison retains his belt!
The bell sounds and Garrison stands up, grabbing his belt back from the ref and once again grinning like a cocky douchebag.
Zach Davis: Well, at Aftermath, if Garrison locks someone in that move we could have a new Number One Contender.
Brad Kane Segment
"Totalimmortal" by AFI starts to play as the crowd wonders why Brad Kane would come back out after his match earlier tonight.
Zach Davis: Commishly duties call!
Shannan Lerch: Looks so...
Brad is not alone in his walk back to the ring, having Megan with him again. The two get into the ring as Brad gets a microphone handed to him.
Brad Kane: So I wasn't victorious earlier tonight but that's alright. I have a major announcement at this time that will send shockwaves through the very core of WCF tonight!
The crowd pops huge for what this announcement could be.
Brad Kane: As you know I have a hard job here in WCF being a wrestler and commish so I've decided to give someone else some of the power to help me out making the matches and dealing with the egos of teams like the Man Made Gods.
Crowd half pops and boos for MMG mention.
Brad Kane: DON'T YOU CHEER THEM! But anyways, as of this evening, I named an Assistant to the Commissioner. Someone who I can count on. Someone who will never let me down. Someone so very sexy...
The crowd knows who it is and starts to laugh.
Brad Kane: My new assistant is Megan Kane!
Megan acts if she just won the lotto, jumping up and down to the joy of the male members in the crowd.
Brad Kane: If anyone has a problem now and I'm busy getting ready for a match, come see Megan and she'll handle whatever you might need done for wrestling here in WCF. However, if someone lays a single hand on her in an act of rage, well, you'll find yourself against me sooner then you can snap your finger.
He pauses for a moment, letting Megan grab onto him.
Brad Kane: So at this moment I'd like to let my assistant say a few words.
Microphone gets passed.
Megan Kane: Hello WCF!
Pop for WCF.
Megan Kane: As the assistant to the commish I promise to do my duties to the best of my ability. If my husband, my boss needs anything, I'll do everything in my power to see it happen! If my man needs me to calm him down, well, I'll calm him down...
She takes a moment to giggle, everyone in the crowd groaning.
Megan Kane: But we both hope you enjoy the rest of the show tonight.
The microphone gets handed back off as the two share a kiss and start to make their way towards the backstage.
Shannan Lerch: Now that's a little sweet, husband and wife working together.
Zach Davis: I'll say...
Shannan Lerch: Oh get your mind out of the gutter.
Zach Davis: Never.
Fort Knox vs Oblivion
Shannan Lerch: This next match....
Cameras pan up to the cage, which is constructed above the ring. There is a barber's chair sitting near the commentary table.
Zach Davis: I have to mention that there is a barber's style chair, here.
Shannan Lerch: That just might be a psychological ploy by Oblivion.
Zach Davis: Or, it could be an indication of what to expect after the match. But, this match...
Shannan Lerch: Yes!! This next match will be our cage match featuring Fort Knox and the WCF Hardcore Champion, Oblivion.
Zach Davis: This match is an accumulation of months and months of these two viciously fueding. Tonight, this match is very personal...
Shannan Lerch: Real personal, Zach. There are stipulations to this cage match. If Fort Knox wins, the match. Then Oblivion must unmask.
Zach Davis: And show that hideous disfigured face of his. How disgusting.
Shannan Lerch: But, however, if Oblivion wins the match, Fort Knox must join The Society and be a full fledged member for two months.
Zach Davis: THAT should be interesting.
Shannan Lerch: Real interesting.
The cage is slowly being lowered, as some rythmatic "music" is being playing, as the cage lowered.
DING DING DING!
Kyle Steel: For this match, tonight. The stipulations are.... If Fort Knox wins the match... Oblivion MUST un-mask...
The crowd boos.
Kyle Steel: Ho-ow-ow-owev-ev-er-er, if Oblivion wins the match, Fort Knox must be a full fledged Society member for two months.
The New Orleans Arena explodes with cheers...
Crowd: HELL YEAH!! HELL YEAH!!! HELL YEAH!!! HELL YEAH!!!
The lights go out and gold dollar signs flash about as Birdman featuring Lil Wayne "Get your shine on" begins to plays....
We gon go old school
The Arena nearly explodes with boos. Ther a few Fort Knox supporters, but they are a lot more boos being heard, than cheers.
The New Orleans Arena: FORT KNOX SUCKS!!! FORT KNOX SUCKS!!! FORT KNOX SUCKS!!! FORT KNOX SUCKS!!!
Zach Davis: Listen to these WCF fans!
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox has a lot of followers and a lot of haters.
Fort Knox comes out wearing black shades, with a baseball bat in his right hand.
Shannan Lerch: Looks like Fort Knox has brought with him, a little reinforcement.
Zach Davis: There have been rumors, to the fact...
Shannan Lerch: I know what you are going to speak about.
Zach Davis: That Fort Knox put out a $300,000 bounty out on The Gathering.
Shannan Lerch: That rumor has not been proved.
Zach Davis: YET!!
Shannan and Zach notices someone walking towards them.
Zach Davis: Where did he come from?
Shannan Lerch: I know, right. It was like, he appeared out of nowhere.
Zach Davis: He is carrying two suitcases.
Shannan Lerch: Maybe, this is THAT money...
Zach Davis: Bounty.
Shannan Lerch: Okay, bounty, you were talking about earlier.
The mystery person is Walking passed the timekeeper's table. He is carrying two chrome encased large suitcases. He is wearing a black jumpsuit with a white patch stitched on it, over the right pocket. There is gold lettering on the white patch. The gold lettering says Fort Knox. This gentleman is wearing black sunglasses. Black leather gloves, black military style boots and a black cap that has the same type of patch that is on his chest. The gentleman places the two suitcase, one on top of the other, on the commentary desk. The gentleman, says something towards Zach and Shannan...
The Mystery Person: These are to distributed when the job is completed, not a single second before. Understand me. I will be watching.
Shannan and Zach look at the mystery person with enlarged, surprised eyes.
Zach/Shannan: Y-yes sir.
The mystery gentleman just walks away.
Zach Davis: That was strange.
Shannan Lerch: More like bizarre!!
Zach Davis: I TOLD YOU!! I told you there was a bounty.
Shannan Lerch: We are not sure, if that's even money, in the suitcases.
Zach Davis: Look at them. They're reinforced chrome.
Shannan Lerch: That guy, must of been one of Fort Knox's security.
Zach Davis: You think?
Fort Knox is walking at a quick pace. As they crowd continues to boo. He is not wearing any of his gold.
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox is not wearing any of his gold, tonight,
Zach Davis: That should be an indication, of how serious Fort Knox is, for tonight's cage match! But, listen to this crowd's reaction towards Fort Knox!
Shannan Lerch: There are more haters than followers. Listen to the crowd....
The majority of Crowd: FORT KNOX SUCKS!!!
A few Fort Knox fans: NO!!
The majority of Crowd: FORT KNOX SUCKS!!!
A few Fort Knox fans: NO!!
The majority of Crowd: FORT KNOX SUCKS!!!
A few Fort Knox fans: NO!!
The majority of Crowd: FORT KNOX SUCKS!!!
A few Fort Knox fans: NO!!
Kyle Steel: Coming to the ring, from Nashville, Tennessee, the challenger....
Ya know what I'm sayin
If you from where I'm from
Fort Knox begins to run towards thew caged ring.
Ya know what I'm talkin bout
the way we do this here
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 240 pounds....
Fort Knox runs to ringside and immediately checks under the ring.
This is a cash money classic
and I feel couldn't nobody do it the way ima do it
ya know what I'm sayin
Kyle Steel: FOR-OR-OR-ORT-TT-T -KNO-O-O-O-OX-XX-X!!!
Zach Davis: Fort Knox has had problems, of late with Oblivion and his Society.
Fort Knox, looks around under the ring, swinging his bat around, as if he is trying to hit something or someone.
Shannan Lerch: Problems?!? Problems, Zach?!
Zach Davis: Yea, problems.
So, here we go world, I'm bringin it to your world from my world
ya know what I'm talkin bout look I say
Shannan Lerch: You say Fort Knox has been having problems, I say Knox and Oblivion...
Zach Davis: Along with his Society.
Shannan Lerch: ...been having this violent fued, lately. And it looks like there is no end in sight!!
Fort Charges under the ring.
Fort Knox: I got you now, you little bastards!!
so, here we go world, I'm bringin it to your world from my world
ya know what I'm talkin bout look I say
Zach Davis: Like I said before, I hope, for their sake...
Shannan Lerch: ...and their careers.
Zach Davis: Exactly. And their careers, they end this violent feud soon. Very soon!
The crowd "POPS"
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
So nigga stop hatin'
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
You know we gonna make it
Shannan Lerch: I think we are about to see person number one... HERE COMES CREEPING DEATH!!
As Fort Knox chases out The Gathering from under the ring, the little fellas run from under the ring. The Gathering are dressed as scary looking like the group the Insane Clown Posse. Their black and white face paint makes the creepy little people, more creepier. The creepiness, of The Gathering doesn't bother Creeping Death, as he walks passed the commentary desk, looking at the suitcases. One of the Gathering runs into a boot of Creeping Death.
Zach Davis: Oh my God!! There are several Gathering members.
Shannan Lerch: They are scattering like cockroaches!
Creeping Death grabs one, of The Gathering members and throws him head first, into the ringside barriers.
Zach Davis: I guess he's going to earn that 300 K!
Shannan Lerch: That is for sure!!
The crowd "POPS" again, as from behind the commentary desk, comes Doc Henry.
Zach Davis: Oh my God!! Now, here comes Doc Henry!!
Doc Henry leaps from the security railing and almost knocks into Zach Davis.
Shannan Lerch: Doc Henry almost took off your head!!
Creeping Death Irish whips a Gathering member into the steel ring steps...
With three Gathering members lay motionless, Creeping Death looks around and nonchalantly shrugs his shoulders.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Creeping Death.
Creeping Death looks at Zach and Shannan and just smiles, as he grabs one of the suitcases and speaks to Zach and Shannan...
Creeping Death: Nothing personal, just business!!
Creeping Death just walks away, back up the aisle, carrying a suitcase that is filled with $300,000.
Zach Davis: Looks like Creeping Death earned his 300 thousand.
Doc Henry charges at one of the standing Gathering members. He chop blocks one of the Gathering members.
Shannan Lerch: That must be very difficult to do, on a little person.
Doc Henry grabs the particular Gathering member, as he drops to his own knees. He picks up the little person, by the waist...
Crowd: HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!!
Zach Davis: Did we just see that?!?!
Doc Henry just hit one of the Gathering members with a mini German suplex. Several infuriated Gathering member charge at Doc Henry. Henry begins to punch and kick, at the little people, knocking them down, in the process.
Shannan Lerch: The Gathering are beginning to swarm Doc Henry!
Doc Henry keeps knocking them down and they keep coming back at him!!
Zach Davis: You can see the frustration, on Doc Henry's face.
Doc Henry picks up a chair begins to hit...
...with a chair.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! Doc Henry is destroying the little people with chair shots!!
The crowd begins to roar out...
Crowd: This is awesome!!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap> This is awesome!!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap> This is awesome!!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap>
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
So nigga stop hatin'
Doc henry picks up, one of the fallen Gathering members and nails them with a mini-sized swinging neck-breaker. Henry kicks one of The Gathering member in their small stomach and...
Zach Davis: Holy sh-
Crowd: HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!! HOLY SH*T!!
Zach Davis: That's what I was about to say!
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
Get your shine on
You know we gonna make it
As three more members of The Gathering lay motionless, making it a total of six Gathering member destroyed, by the hands of Creeping Death and Doc Henry. Doc Henry looks around one more time, as seven other Gathering members scatter, trying not to get destroyed, in the process. They leap over the security railing and flee within the ringside fans. Doc Henry just nods his head, as he smiles. He begins to walk over to the commentary table.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Doc Henry!!
Doc Henry: I assume this is for me!?
Doc Henry grabs the suitcase, as Fort Knox continues to stomp and kick the Gathering members.
Shannan Lerch: I guess it take special kind of individual to attack little people, even if they are disgusting creepy little people. I'm not saying, all-l-l little people are creepy. Just The Gathering.
Zach Davis: Good save,
Shannan Lerch: Thank you!!
Fort Knox raises his arm in what he thinks is as a victory. The boos is disagreement...
Crowd: BOO-OO-OO!! FORT KNOX SUCKS!!!
Fort Knox enters the ring, as the cage continues to lower. The lights go out, in the arena. In the name of God by Slayer begins to play. As the thunderous combination of the deafening and earsplitting guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers, white strobe lights begin to flash, in the arena. Smoke fills the entrance stage and ramp. There is a mixture of cheers and boos, as the crowd stand on their feet. The crowd, near the entrance way, rush towards the security railings.
I want to
There are no signs of Oblivion
Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh. Here we go again!
Zach Davis: The continuation of the head games keeps going, as Oblivion keeps playing mind-games with Fort Knox!!
Fort Knox: I'm sick of this sh*t!!! I destroyed them Oblivion!!! WHAT... ARE YOU... GONNA... DO... ABOUT IT!?!?
Lighting like pyro explodes and flashes near the cage. Exploding thunder style sound effects, rattles the New Orleans Arena.
Shannan Lerch: I guess that answers that!!
So eager for my lies
For my li-i-ies... Li-i-ies!!
Lies... in the name of Go-o-o-od!!!
As lightning style strobe lights flash throughout the arena and the thunder continues to echo, Fort Knox paces back and forth in the ring. In frustration, Fort Knox leaves the ring. As he stands near the ring and looks down the empty entrance ramp, Fort Knox falls face first.
Shannan Lerch: I guess Fort Knox didn't check for every Gathering member.
Zach Davis: Well, The Gathering are like roaches, you must be double sure that you get every last one of them or they multiply.
Fort Knox get dragged under the ring, as he slams his arms, as Knox tries to claw and scrape his fingernails into the ringside mats. Knox screams out...
Fort Knox: NO-O-O-O-OO-OO!!!
As Fort Knox gets dragged under the ring, several security personel and paramedics come running down the aisle. They tend to the fallen six Gathering members. They carry them away, back up the entrance ramp, quickly. After a few minutes of noises, coming from under the ring, several thing s fly out, from under the ring.
Shannan Lerch: What's happening?!
Zach Davis: If I knew, I would tell you!
After a few minutes, Oblivion slides from under the ring ann slides under the bottom ring rope and runs over to the far corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Oblivion raises his arms outward, as the crowd cheers.
Crowd: OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!!
A battered, bruised, and slightly lacerated Fort Knox staggers from under the ring and into the cage,
Zach Davis: Look at Fort Knox!!
Fort Knox looks frustrated, as he stares with hate, at Oblivion.
The clanging, of the cage door, slightly startles Fort Knox, as he nervously looks around the cage. Oblivion grabs the side, of the cage, with his right hand and pulls on his, slightly cutting a fingertip. He shows the blood dripping, from his finger, to Fort Knox.
Oblivion: This is what is going to happen to you. PREPARE TO BLEED, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!
The crowd pops with cheers.
Oblivion: Fort KnoX!! Are you ready to die!?!?
Shannan Lerch: Look at Oblivion's sick and twisted smile!! He has evil intentions in his sick mind.
Zach Davis: I'm afraid, Shannan, that this match will be extremely violent and this ring will be splattered with blood.
Oblivion licks his finger, as the blood begins to stop bleeding.
Shannan Lerch: The match, this much anticipated cage match is about to begin.
The two hated opponents charge at each other. They begin to throw thunderous lefts and rights, as well as massive boots, at each other!! The two finally hook up the two initially try to gain an advantage over the other, until...
Zach Davis: Oblivion uses his obvious size difference and backup Fort Knox, into the corner.
Oblivion raises his right hand and swings at Knox, but...
Shannan Lerch: But, Fort Knox uses his quickness to move out of the way.
Zach Davis: A quick snap- jab by Fort Knox, hits its mark.
Shannan Lerch: Another quick snap-jab.
Shannan Lerch: Another quick snap-jab by Knox.
After that last snap-jab, Fort Knox spins around, grabs his crotch and then throws a discus style punch onto Oblivion.
Zach Davis: That last punch drops Oblivion, hard down onto the mat!!
Fort Knox walks over to Oblivion...
Shannan Lerch: When Fort Knox walked over to Oblivion, The Dark One used a drop toe hold onto Fort Knox, which caused Knox to hit, face first onto the bottom turnbuckle.
Knox grabs his face and jaw. Fort Knox begins to stand up.
Zach Davis: A quick snap-jab by Oblivion, hitting its Fort Knox.
Shannan Lerch: Retribution is sweet. Even sweeter with revenge on your mind.
Zach Davis: Another quick snap-jab by Oblivion.
Fort Knox falls hard, down onto the mat. Knox crawls backwards trying to defend himself, as a glaring and demented Oblivion stares down at him.
Shannan Lerch: The audacity of Fort Knox!!
Zach Davis: Why?
Shannan Lerch: He tries to back away, after what he has done to Oblivion, his Society and The Gathering!! Six of those creepy little people, could of been seriously injured.
Zach Davis: We should get a report, back withing a few moments. We should know, then, what the status on The Gathering members.
Shannan Lerch: The thrashing, that Knox is about to receive, he has no one to blame, but himself.
Oblivion savagely kicks Fort Knox, right in the face.
Oblivion pushes, with his foot, against the head of Fort Knox!
Zach Davis: The face of Fort Knoc is being pushed against the cage. The once was small laceration, is slowly becoming slightly larger.
Oblivion walks over to his hated rival. As Oblivion was about to grab at Fort Knox, Knox hits Oblivion with a low blow. Oblivion drops down to his knees, hitting the mat. Fort Knox uses the ring ropes to support himself, as he struggles to stand. He sees Oblivion struggling to stand up, as he crawls to the center, of the ring. Fort Knox whistles towards at Oblivion....
Fort Knox: Hey, assh*le!!
Oblivion gets to one knee, as he looks at Fort Knox. Quickly, Knox bolts over to a kneeling Oblivion and....
Shannan Lerch: Holy cow!! A devastating shining wizard!!
Fort Knox goes for a quick pin attempt.
Zach Davis: Fort Knox is looking to end this match, quickly!
Stanley Moser slides in for the count...
Shannan Lerch: Swift movement for Stanley Moser.
Zach Davis: Are you calling Senior Official Stanley Moser old?
Shannan Lerch: I didn't say such a thing! I just say Stanley Moser was swift, as he slid in for the count.
Zach Davis: Not even a one count!
Oblivion tosses Fort Knox up and over a foot and a half away from himself. Fort Knox slowly runs back over a hits Oblivion with a hard kick to his back.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion cringes in pain, with that hard hit to his back. Knox picks up Oblivion and puts Oblivion in a full nelson. Fort Knox looks around and says...
Fort Knox: I got him, now!!
Oblivion begins to resist the full nelson, as he pushes down with his massive arms, forcing apart Fort Knox's hands. Oblivion kicks at Knox, but...
Zach Davis: Fort Knox catches the kick attempt by Oblivion.
Fort Knox smile as he points to his head.
Shannan Lerch: Knox thinks he has outsmarted Oblivion...
Zach Davis: ENZIGUIRI!!!
Fort Knox falls face first. As soon as Knox fell, Oblivion begins to stomp onto Knox's feet. Then The Dark One stomps down onto his opponent's calves, then thighs, Oblivion stomps down onto Fort Knox's mid-section, then both forearms Followed by stomping down on his opponent's chest. Fort Knox is frantically trying to crawl to the ropes. Oblivion methodically hunting towards a crawling Fort Knox.
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox stands...
Oblivion body splashes Knox into the ring ropes and the side of the cage. Fort Knox slinks down against the ropes and down onto the mat. Oblivion gleefully smiles, as he pushes his boot against the back of the head of Fort Knox. Knox's face is being pushed against the cage. Knox begins to scream out!!
Fort Knox: OH GOD...SOMEBODY HELP MEE-E-E-E-EE!!
The jagged barbs of the cage links begin to shred open the forehead of Fort Knox!! Blood begins to slowly squirt out and flow down his face. Oblivion picks up Fort Knox.
Zach Davis: Fort Knox is now a bloody mess!!
Oblivion locks his opponent into an inverted face lock, by reaching with his own left arm draping over the opponent's throat/neck area. Oblivion reaches with his right hand and grabs a hold to the opponent's ring wear, by the knees. Oblivion tosses the opponent over his left shoulder, while still holding onto the opponent's neck and head. Then, finally crashing down into a Stunner.
Shannan Lerch: Soultaker!! Soultaker!!
Zach Davis: I should of mentioned this before. But, for tonight's cage match... Submissions and pin falls won't count, for tonight's match-up!!
Shannan Lerch: That's right!! Only Escaping the cage, will determine the winner of the blood fest.
Oblivion sees an opening of opportunity and begins to grab at the cage.
Zach Davis: Looks like, Oblivion will take this opportunity to leave the cage.
Oblivion begins the transition, of climbing up the cage. But, Fort Knox, with blood flowing down his face, slowly stands up.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion sees Fort Knox standing up!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion is starting to climb the cage faster. Fort Knox is starting to climb up the cage!!
Fort Knox excelerates his movement up the cage. Oblivion moves his right foot and strategically places his foot, but his right foot slips and...
Oblivion almost loses his grip, off the cage.
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox catches up to Oblivion.
Zach Davis: Knox grabs Oblivion, which slows down, the big man. Knox climbs up beside his opponent.
They begin to punch it out with one, as they hang on with their other hand.
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox just slammed Oblivion masked head and face against the cage.
Crowd: OH MY GOD!!!
Fort Knox begins to drag Oblivion's masked face against the cage!!
Zach Davis: Fort Knox is relentless tonight!!
Shannan Lerch: That's because, his freedom is on the line!!!
Oblivion's mask begins to fill up with blood, as blood begins to drip down onto the mat. Knox slams Oblivion's head against the cage.
Zach Davis: Oblivion falls down to the mat!! HARD!!!
Fort Knox looks up...
Shannan Lerch: I think fort Knox is gonna make a run for it!!
The crowd begins to explode with boos and encouragement!!!
Some of Crowd: You suck, Fort Knox!!
Some of Crowd: Go Knox, you can do it!!!
Knox begins to begin his ascend up the cage, but stops, as he looks down at Oblivion.
Zach Davis: What is Fort Knox, doing? He has this match won!!
Fort Knox stops climbing and looks down. Begins to climb down, until reaches a corner. He stand on the top turnbuckle. A bloody Oblivion begins to stand up, slowly. Fort Knox is perched on the top turnbuckle. As Oblivion begins to completely stand up...
Knox catches Oblivion with a flying clothesline!!
Shannan Lerch: Knox just nearly took off Oblivion's head off, with that flying clothesline!!
Fort Knox stands up and races to the other end of the ring, bounces off the ropes and rolls into a somersault leg drop.
Zach Davis: I don't think Knox is finished.
Shannan Lerch: Why you say that?
Fort Knox again runs towards the ropes and bounces off. Knox goes into a handspring and lands on top of Oblivion with an elbow drop!
Zach Davis: An handspring elbow drop by Fort Knox!!
Knox picks up Oblivion and again puts, an almost out of it Oblivion, into a full nelson...
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox just planted Oblivion into the mat, with a full nelson face buster.
Fort Knox looks and points at the barber chair. Knox begins to shout at Oblivion, as blood streams from his head.
Fort Knox: You think you are gonna put me, in THAT chair and shave my head?!?! You got another thing coming!!
Knox slaps the bleeding masked face, of Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox slap Oblivion again!
Knox attempts to reach down at Oblivion, but...
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!!!
The crowd "POPS"!!!!
Zach Davis: Here comes those creepy Gathering!!
Seven member of The Gathering waddle down the aisle.Fort Knos looks at them and sneers, as he yells at them!
Fort Knox: Get away!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
The Gathering begin to hiss, click, moan and groan as they begin to climb up the cage.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes The Gathering to save their master!!
The Gathering climb halfway, up the cage, as they begin to slam their hands against the cage. Not worrying, if they cut their hands!! As they slam their hands against the cage, they begin shout something at Fort Knox. The fans catch on and they begin to chant along with The Gathering!
The Gathering/Crowd: YOU MUST DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!
Fort Knox begins to yell at The Gathering, trying to his own hands against the cage, trying to knock off the little people, off the cage. But, he ends up cutting his own palms, in the process.
Fort Knox: DAMN IT!!!
The Gathering/Crowd: YOU MUST DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!
Fort Knox covers his ears, as blood continues to drip heavily down his face.
Fort Knox: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!! EVERYONE, SHUT UP!!
The crowd "POPS". Unknowingly, as Fort Knox continues to yell at The Gathering, Oblivion begins to bounce back, as Fort Knox turns around....
Zach Davis: It's "CHECK OUT TIME"!!
Shannan Lerch: A devastating kick to the jaw, of Fort Knox!!
Oblivion picks up Knox and places him on his shoulders. Oblivion knocks the opponent's legs off his left shoulder and drops him face first with an RKO.
Zach Davis: 5150!! 5150!!
Shannan Lerch: That was devastating!!
Oblivion begins to climb up the cage, as blood continues to flow from the gashes in his mask.
Zach Davis: It looks like Oblivion is gonna climb up the cage, for a victory.
Oblivion stops, as he too looks down at his fallen opponent,
Shannan Lerch: What's Oblivion doing?!? GO OBLIVION GO!! DON'T STOP!! NEVER MIND HIM!!
Oblivion climbs down to a top turnbuckle. He holds out his arms, until he leaps into the air...
Zach Davis: It looks like The Bi-Polar!!
Oblivion flies into the air with a shooting star press and lands with a leg drop on top of Knox's chest and throat area.
Shannan Lerch: Looks like the impact also causes Oblivion some major discomfort, himself.
Oblivion is slowly rolling around, holding his own mid-section, as he bangs his feet onto the mat. Fort Knox is not moving.
Zach Davis: Both men are on the mat!!
Crowd: This match is awesome!!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!> This match is awesome!!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!> This match is awesome!!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!> This match is awesome!!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!>
Slowly, Fort Knox begins to move.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! Fort Knox is moving!!
Zach Davis: In fact, he is slowly getting to his feet!
Fort Knox slowly gets up and sees Oblivion writhing around in pain. Fort Knox struggles to stand up.
Shannan Lerch: I cannot believe it!! Fort Knox is crawling to the ring corner!!
Knox struggles to stand and his gras ahold, of the top ring rope, with both arms.
Zach Davis: The only thing, that is keeping up Fort Knox, is the fact that he is hanging onto the ringropes.
After a few seconds, Fort Knox begins to climb up the turnbuckles. Knox's right foot slips on the second turnbuckle, almost causing him to fall.
Shannan Lerch: Frot Knox almost fell.
Zach Davis: Both, of these men, are completely spent!!
Fort Knox climbs up the turnbuckles and gets to the top turnbuckle. He looks around and leaps into the air...
Shannan Lerch: Here comes....
Shannan/Zach: THE SHOOTING KNOX PRESS!!
Knox lands hard on top, of Oblivion. That also causes pain to Fort Knox, as well.
Zach Davis: Both of these competitors have executed their finishing maneuvers and both of these men are still trying to rip each other apart.
Shannan Lerch: I guess their hatred runs deep!!
The Gathering continue to bang on the side, of the cage!!
The Gathering: LET'S GO, OBLIVION!!
Zach Davis: Looks like The Gathering are trying to motivate their leader!!!
Shannan Lerch: The crowd is alos getting into it, as well!!
The Gathering/Crowd: LET'S GO, OBLIVION!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!> LET'S GO, OBLIVION!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!> LET'S GO, OBLIVION!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!> LET'S GO, OBLIVION!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap!!>
Oblivion begins to stand up, as well as Fort Knox. Both men begin to strike each other with hard lefts and rights. They also begin to kick their boots into each other's mid-sections!!!
Zach Davis: These hated rivals, don't know when to quit!!
Shannan Lerch: Considering what is on the line!!
Oblivion grabs a hold of Fort Knox.
Zach Davis: Oblivion Irish-whips A obviously tired, Fort Knox, off the ropes and grabs him by the legs!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion spins Knox around and grabs Fort Knox around the neck with his right arm...
Zach Davis: And plants him with a DDT!!!
Shannan/Zach: THE BLACK HOLE!!! THE BLACK HOLE!!!
Fort Knox is motionless, as Oblivion climbs up the turnbuckles, once again.
Shannan Lerch: What's Oblivion doing?!? He has this match won!!
Oblivion flies into the air with a shooting star press and lands with a legdrop across the neck and chest area of Fort Knox!!
Zach Davis: Remember, there are no pinfalls in this match-up!!!
Oblivion slowly crawl to the ropes. He begins his ascend up the cage!!!
Shannan Lerch: There goes Oblivion and Fort Knox is NOT moving!!
Zach Davis: I think Oblivion is actually gonna do it!!
As Oblivion gets to the top, of the cage. Fort Knox leaps to his feet and quickly climbs up the turnbuckles and leaps onto Oblivion...
Crowd: HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!!
As Fort Knox lands on Oblivion, The Dark One, grabs Fort Knox, by the throat and spews bluish-purple mist into the eyes, of Fort Knox. As Knox tries to rub away the mist, Fort Knox loses his grip and falls down....
Zach Davis: Oblivion spews out the blue mist, causing Fort Knox to fall hard down onto the mat!!!
Oblivion gets to the top, of the cage. Oblivion stands on top, of the cage...
Shannan Lerch: What's Oblivion doing?!?!? Is he nuts?!?
Zach looks at Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: Oh yeah.
Oblivion holds out his arms as he falls down, using a swanton bomb onto a prone Fort Knox. Crashing down...HARD, onto Fort Knox.
Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Oblivion struggles to stand up, but does. He spats at Fort Knox!!
Oblivion: YOU STAY DOWN!! YOU HEAR ME?!?! YOU STAY DOWN!!
Oblivion slowly walks over to the ring ropes and begins to climb up the cage. It looks like Fort Knox is trying to move.
Zach Davis: You've got to be kidding me?!? Fort Knox is moving?!?!?\
Oblivion continues his climbs up the cage wall, as Fort Knox is slowly trying to catch up to Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion has reached on top, of the cage!!
Zach Davis: Fort Knox tries to reach Oblivion, but...
Shannan Lerch: That's it!! Oblivion has done it!!! It has done it!!! He has won!!
Zach Davis: The look on Fort Knox's face.
Shannan Lerch: If you can see, his face, through all that blood!!
Zach Davis: The look is priceless!! He knows he just lost his own personal freedom for two months!!
Leaping from the crowd is The Dark Angel. The Gathering and The Dark Angel slither inside the cage. Fort Knox begins to scream, as The Dark Angel and The Gathering gets closer...
Fort Knox: STAY AWAY FROM ME!! YOU BASTARDS!! STAY AWAY!! STAY AWAY FROM MEE-E-E-E-E!!!
Dark Angel and The Gathering grabs Fort Knox and begins to exit the cage.
Shannan Lerch: You know what's about to happen...
Crowd: NA-NA-NA-NAH!! NA-NA-NA-NAH!! HEY-HEY-HEY... GET SHAVED!!!
As a bleeding Fort Knox tries to struggle, Oblivion walks over. Fort Knox sees his hated rival and spits at him.
Zach Davis: All that is going to do is...
Shannan Lerch: Infuriate Oblivion!!
Oblivion smacks Knox right in the mouth!! As The Dark Angel and some of The Gathering, hold down Fort Knox, as Oblivion is holding the hair clippers.
Oblivion: You what what this means, Fort Knox?!? You can struggle now!! But, you WILL embrace The Society!! Your soul is mine, now!!!
Fort Knox begins to scream out, as Oblivion begins to shave the head of his hated rival.
Zach Davis: That is it, Fort Knox is becoming a part of The Society!!
Shannan Lerch: As Oblivion cuts Fort Knox's hair, he throws the shaven hair into the face of Fort Knox!
Fort Knox struggles, as he see his hair being shaved and hearing the buzzing of the electric razor!!
Zach Davis: That's it!!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion has done it!! He has shaved Fort Knox bald!!
Fort Knox is not completely blad, there are a few small patches of Fort Knox's head, that are not completely shaven. The Dark Angel and The Gathering let's go of Fort Knox and Oblivion shows Fort Knox his handy work, by handing Knox a small hand mirror.
Zach Davis: This won't be good!!
Fort Knox looks at the hand mirror and completely loses it. Oblivion takes the mirror and smashes it on Fort Knox's head and face. Oblivion and The Dark Angel grabs a hold of Fort Knox. Melissa comes a running and begins her celebratory skipping, as The Gathering chants....
The Gathering: AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!!
Oblivion: Tell Fort Knox what are The Ten Commandment of The Society!!
The Gathering: The Ten Commandments of The Society.... ONE!!! TRUST IN OBLIVION!!! TWO!!! BELIEVE IN THE SOCIETY!!! THREE!!! NEVER BETRAY THE SOCIETY!!! FOUR!! ABSTAIN FROM ALCOHOL AND TOBACCO!!! FIVE!!! YOUR BODY IS YOUR TEMPLE!!! SIX!! NEVER USE THE NAME OF THE SOCIETY IN VAIN!!! SEVEN!!! THE SOCIETY IS ETERNAL!! EIGHT!! GIVE RESPECT AND EXPECT RESPECT IN RETURN!! NINE!! THOU SHALL NOT DISRESPECT THE SOCIETY!!! And... TEN!!! THE WORD OF OBLIVION IS ABOVE EVERYTHING ELSE!!!
As Oblivion and The Dark Angel carry Fort Knox above their heads, they continue to walk up the entrance ramp.
Oblivion: MY SOCIETY!! WELCOME OUR NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY!! FORT KNOX!!
The Gathering/The Dark Angel/Melissa/Crowd: AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!! AH-WOOO!!!
Shannan Lerch: That has to be the most surreal thing I have ever seen!! Fort Knox is a part of The Society!!
Zach Davis: Next thing, you will be telling me, Shannan, is that left is purple, white is pudding and Hank Brown is really a woman!!!
Shannan Lerch: Life as we know it, ladies and gentleman is about to change!! Fort Knox is a member of The Society!!
A single member, of The Gathering hobbles over to Zach Davis and hands him a vanilla pudding cup.
Zach Davis: No!!! Not vanilla pudding!!!
The Gathering member runs away, catching up to the rest of The Society. Oblivion and his Society exits the stage......
Seth is backstage, once again on his phone.
Seth Lerch: JAY! Please, pick up. I don't know why you're mad at me but come on-
Seth sees a figure in the shadows.
Seth Lerch: Hold on. I'll call you back.
The man steps out... and it is Greenfever.
Seth Lerch: Fuck.
Seth turns around and begins walking in the opposite direction, but of course Greenfever follows close behind, a sadistic grin on his face. Seth starts to walk faster, but its no use. Greenfever catches up and tackles Seth down.
Shannan Lerch: OH NO! SETH! SOMEONE GET SECURITY OVER THERE!
Zach Davis: For some reason Seth decided to take a walk somewhere where there isn't any security around, what an idiot. But seriously, Greenfever... this isn't good..
Greenfever pummels Seth in the face, bloodying his nose. Seth is yelling in pain.
Greenfever: I told you I'd get you, Seth! I told ya! And what's this?
Greenfever pulls a knife from his boot and holds up in front of Seth's face.
Shannan Lerch: SOMEONE STOP THIS!
Suddenly JAY PRICE comes from behind and whacks Greenfever over the back of the head with a chair! Greenfever slumps off of Seth before he starts getting up, but Price is on top of him immediately, seemingly taking out his frustrations. Price grabs Greenfever's head and DDT's him hard into the concrete! The knife slides across the concrete and down the darkened hall.
Zach Davis: OOF!
Shannan Lerch: YEAH! TAKE THAT!
Price stomps on Greenfever for a second or two before security arrives. Price backs up while they take Greenfever away. Security also helps Seth up.
Zach Davis: Well, Price did stop a bad situation from getting worse, but..
Seth pats Jay on the back.
Seth Lerch: Thanks, Jay... I knew I could count on you...
Jay shoves Seth off.
Jay Price: That's right Seth you can always count on me to save your ass.
Jay shoves Seth up against the wall and holds him in place with his left hand.
Jay Price: But why is that I can never count on you Seth. Huh? Answer me that.
Seth goes to answer but Jay cuts him off.
Jay Price: You cost me my title Lerch.
Seth Lerch: But I...
Jay Price: Shut up! You let that freak back in WCF without giving me one word of warning. You let him loose and you let him come right after me. What did you think Seth? Did you expect him to forget all about you and me? Did you really think he wouldn't want revenge? Are you seriously that fucking stupid?
Jay takes his hand off of Seth and allows him to step away from the wall.
Jay Price: You're gonna fix this. I don't know how and I don't care. Just fix it.
Jay walks off leaving Seth to hold his still bleeding nose.
Slickie T vs Steve Thunder
Zach Davis: Main event time! Whooo!
Shannan Lerch: Slickie T battles the US Champion!
The arena fades to black as a red, white, and green spotlights begin to circle the crowd and a red glow appears on the left side of the stage, a white glow in the middle, and a green glow on the right, as “Gravesend (Lake of Fire)” by Lordz of Brooklyn begins to blast over the speakers and the three lights come together in the center of the stage where Slickie T stands with his back turned to the crowd, his arms extended to form the shape of a “T”. He watches as the screen shows a roulette wheel spinning as the pill comes to settle on the green 00 space and the camera zooms in on the pill until the screen becomes completely white and then “Slickie T the Ace of Hardcore” scrolls across the screen in black in front of a waving Italian flag. Slickie then quickly turns as the pill settles in the 00 space and red, white, and green pyros explode behind him as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, slapping hands with those who are reaching out to him. As he reaches the ring, he quickly climbs the ring stairs, looking out over the crowd before grabbing the top rope and vaulting over the top of it and into the middle of the ring. After glancing over the crowd with a thin smile on his face, he climbs a turnbuckle and throws his arms out once again to form a “T” before backflipping off the top turnbuckle and back into the middle of the ring as the lights come up once again.
Zach Davis: And here he is. Slickie T is looking to battle back from losing the World Title to Chad Evans a short while ago, and defeating the undefeated Steve Thunder would surely help with that.
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed hits, and out comes Steve Thunder! He's wearing the United States Title around his waist. He walks to the ring, looking determined.
Shannan Lerch: This is the biggest match thus far in Steve Thunder's career here in WCF, bar none.
Zach Davis: Don't forget, Shannan, at Aftermath Steve Thunder could become the new Number One Contender for the World Title.. depending on how things go, we could get a rematch of tonight's bout at Blast!
Thunder enters the ring and the bell sounds. The two men circle each other, neither one wanting to make the first mistake. They tie up.
Shannan Lerch: Slickie T may be confident, INCREDIBLY confident, but in the back of his mind he has to realize that he doesn't really know Steve Thunder that well. One wrong move and Slickie could lose here tonight.
Zach Davis: The same can be said from Steve Thunder's point of view.
Thunder gets the upper hand, and throws Slickie to the ropes. Slickie ducks a Clothesline attempt, bounces back off the ropes and then hits Thunder with a Clothesline of his own, sending him down. Thunder gets back up and Slickie runs at him, hitting a Flying Head Scissors. Thunder goes down again, Slickie runs to the ropes, bounces off and then hits a quick Elbow Drop on Thunder. Slickie then puts him into a Sleeper.
Shannan Lerch: Starting off by wearing Thunder down, good call.
Thunder works his way back up rather quickly, however, and elbows Slickie in the gut, breaking out of the hold. Slickie blocks a forearm shot by Thunder, and goes to throw Thunder into the ropes. Thunder reverses it, throwing Slickie into the ropes instead, and as Guiliano comes back, Thunder lifts him up in a Fireman's Carry... and hits a Death Valley Driver!
Zach Davis: OH!
The crowd pops for the move, and both men lay on the mat for several seconds.
Shannan Lerch: That is the kind of mistake we were talking about, the kind of mistake Slickie CAN'T make. He gave Thunder the opening to hit a Death Valley Driver, and Thunder took the opportunity. He's in the driver's seat now.
Thunder works his way to his feet and starts stomping at Slickie, slowly, giving himself time to recover. Thunder picks Slickie up and kicks him hard in the gut. Slickie doubles over and Thunder bounces off the ropes and executes a Jump Swinging DDT! Again, the crowd pops for the move. Thunder follows up by running to the ropes and rolling on his way back, executing the Rolling Thunder move, and hitting it perfectly! He pins Slickie, hooking the leg!
No! Slickie kicks out.
Zach Davis: CLOSE call. That was a great string of offensive moves that Steve Thunder strung together.
Steve Thunder is undaunted, however. He picks Slickie up and grapples him from behind..
Shannan Lerch: He's going for a German Suplex!
But Slickie blocks it with his leg. Slickie then elbows Thunder a few times and breaks out of it. Thunder runs at Slickie but Slickie ducks the attack and hits Thunder with a Dropkick, sending him flying out of the ring!
Zach Davis: This match is spilling to the outside!
Slickie climbs to the top rope, and as Thunder gets up on the outside Slickie jumps and hits him with a Vertical Bodypress! The crowd is on their feet!
Shannan Lerch: These are two of the most exciting wrestlers in WCF today, Zach. They're both well liked by the fans.
After hitting his move on Thunder Slickie gets up and picks Thunder up with him. Slickie hits Thunder with a few forearm shots to the head and then throws him into the ring. Slickie climbs onto the apron and then hits a Springboard 450 Splash into the pin!
NO! Thunder kicks out!
Zach Davis: Gotta love the heart of Steve Thunder!
Slickie backs up, waiting for Thunder to stand. He's ready to hit his Superkick.
Shannan Lerch: Slickie T, ready for the Omerta..
Thunder is up and he turns around, Slickie hits the Omerta!, but Thunder ducks it! As Slickie turns around Thunder hits him with a Superkick of his own!
Zach Davis: THAT'S THUNDER'S CLIMATE CONTROL!
Thunder falls on top of Slickie, pinning him!
NO! Slickie kicks out! The crowd ooooh'd afterwards.
Shannan Lerch: I thought Thunder had it!
Zach Davis: Me too, Shannan.
Thunder signals that he's ready to finish Slickie off. He grabs him from behind and hooks him for the Reverse DDT..
Shannan Lerch: Time for the Static Shock!
..but Slickie gets out of it! Thunder goes for a Clothesline and Slickie ducks it... and HITS THE T-BONE!
Zach Davis: T-BONE! IT'S OVER!
Slickie pins Thunder, hooking the leg.
Shannan Lerch: WAIT! NO! THUNDER KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!
Indeed, he did! Thunder is still in the match! The crowd is on their feet, unbelieving.
Zach Davis: There are VERY VERY few men that can say they kicked out of the T-Bone... wow.
For the first time in the match, Slickie seems shocked. He sits himself up on the top rope.
Shannan Lerch: Slickie has one more big move from his arsenal to hit..
Thunder stumbles to his feet.. and Slickie hits him with the Ace of Spades! He pins Thunder once more.
Zach Davis: There! He's done it!
Shannan Lerch: Allen Guiliano has defeated the US Champ!
Slickie's music hits and he stands up, triumphant. The ref raises his arm.
Zach Davis: Steve Thunder has suffered his first loss here in WCF, but I haven't seen anyone give Slickie T this much trouble in a LONG time. Wow.
Slickie helps Thunder up... and the two men shake hands, nodding to one another. Thunder rolls out and lets Slickie celebrate.
Shannan Lerch: A show of class? In WCF? That has to be considered a swerve, or something.
Zach Davis: Steve Thunder showed us tonight that he's definitely a World Title contender, and Slickie T showed us that he's ready to win that belt back.
The show fades to black as Slickie celebrates his win.