The Nightmare Express vs Kido and Taguchi
Brad Kane/Megan Kane Segment
Elite/People's Title Match: ??? vs Jay Price
Steve Thunder Segment
Television Title Match: Anastasia Petrova vs Ace Garrison
Seth Lerch/Megan Kane Segment
United States Title Match: Brad Kane vs D-Day vs Steve Thunder
Seth Lerch/Brad Kane/Megan Kane Segment
Greenfever vs The New Confederacy
Street Fight: Logan/Big Time Jerks vs The Dark Side
Opposite of Adults by Chiddy Bang hits and Slam is on the air! The fans in Minneapolis roar as we go to the announcers.
Zach Davis: Zach Davis, here with Shannan Lerch, and what an explosive night we have tonight!
Shannan Lerch: We're not waiting for PPV or something, Logan's in ring return is TONIGHT. In a street fight, no less!
Zach Davis: Gravedigger directed a challenge to his World Title opponent, Slickie T: Slickie and the Jerks against the Dark Side. Slickie is unable to be here tonight, however... and Logan returned last week, shockingly.
Shannan Lerch: From the bottom of my heart, I never thought that Logan would be back. But here we are.
Zach Davis: Logan hasn't been in action for quite a while, and he's going to be in the ring with the World Champion tonight.. it is going to be very interesting indeed. Last time we saw Logan take on Gravedigger, Logan was a hot dog loving fatso. Now, well.. he certainly looked in good shape last week.
Shannan Lerch: And don't forget, the Man Made Gods are slated to do commentary for the match. Torture commentating on a Logan match? Censors, get ready...
Zach Davis: We've got a handicapped match: Greenfever taking on the New Confederacy. I think this is Seth's way of trying to make things right with Jay Price, and soften Jay up before the big Price vs Greenfever match at Aftermath.
Shannan Lerch: Speaking of Jay, he's putting his Elite and People's Titles on the line tonight against a mystery opponent. Can't wait to see how that goes.
Zach Davis: We have two other Title matches tonight, also! Steve Thunder is putting his United States Title on the line against Brad Kane and D-Day, who have been having quite a few matches against one another lately.
Shannan Lerch: And the other is a TV Title match between Garrison and the returning Anastasia Petrova! That ho, who is probably ho-ier than ever.
Zach Davis: And in our opener, we have a match between Fort Knox and El Angel Oscuro, now known as the Nightmare Express, against a newcoming team, Kido and Taguchi. What can we expect from those guys?
Shannan Lerch: This is after the Man Made Gods basically screwed Knox and Angel out of a chance at the Tag Titles last week. If the Nightmare Express wins, they get added to the PPV match, which is an exciting opportunity for them.
Zach Davis: Let's get to it!
Tag Team Titles Contendership Match
The Nightmare Express vs Kido and Taguchi
Shannan Lerch: Up next we have some tag team action that should be interesting.
Zach Davis: Agreed. We have the recently formed team of Fort Knox and The Dark Angel, also known now as the Cash Money Nightmares, taking on the rookie team of Kido and Taguchi.
The arena turns black. Gold dollar signs flash about the arena. There is a red glow, as red lights illuminate the arena. Aspyxiated by Crimson Thorn begin to echo throughout the arena. The slamming drums, throbbing bass, and the thrashing guitars take over all sound, within the arena. The Dark Angel and Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage, that is surrounded with golden fireworks. El Angel Oscuro and Fort Knox hold out their arms, with fists clinched. As red lazers flash with the slamming drums, two bright continuous white pyro explosions explode on both sides of Fort Knox and The Dark Angel. As gold sparkling pyro set off behind them, the two jump up and land with red pyro explosion. They begin to slowly walk down the aisle.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at an combined weight of 510 pounds.... El Angel Oscuro and Fort Knox... THE CASH MONEY NIGHTMARES!!
There is a mixed reaction, from the crowd. The nightmares walk up to the ring and The Dark Angel drops to his knees to a prayer position, as Fort Knox holds out his arms. Dark Angel puts his hands together and acts if he is praying. Fort Knox shakes his head rapidly, as he talks smack. After a few seconds , El Angel Oscuro and Fort Knox look straight up and holds out their hands with the palms up. The Dark Angel hops up and they slide into the ring. The Express walks towards separate corners. They climb up to the second turnbuckles and hold up their arms out.... A red spotlight shines on The Cash Money Nightmares. The Dark Angel and Fort Knox drops down from the turnbuckles and they lean into their corners as they wait for the match to start.
Kyle Steel: And introducing their opponents...
The arena lights go out as a white spotlight lights up the curtain that leads backstage. Koji and Taguchi make their way through the curtain, their heads bowed and their hands pressed together in front of them, as no noise except from the murmuring crowd is heard.
Kyle Steel: From Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at a combined weight of three hundred and ninety pounds...Koji Taguchi and Takashi Kido.
Shannan Lerch: We finally get to see the debut of WCF's newest tag team and certainly one of the most intriguing teams in recent memory.
Zach Davis: Indeed Shannan. We've heard a lot of speculation of how good these guys were on the independant scene, but unfortunately no one knows for certain if that's true or not.
The two make their way down the ramp toward the ring, keeping their heads bowed and hands up the entire time. When they reach ringside they stop, say a few words inaudible to the crowd, and then simultaneously slide into the ring where they begin to stretch and warm-up. The referee signals for the bell as Koji and The Dark Angel step out onto the aprons in their respective corners.
Shannan Lerch: And this match is underway!
Fort Knox and Takashi circle each other as they size one another up. Knox moves in and Takashi rolls past him before standing up behind him. Knox turns around and moves toward him again, and Takashi rolls by him again. Knox is becoming noticeably agitated as turns around. Knox runs at him looking for a clothesline but Takashi drops and takes him to the mat with a drop toe hold. He then runs to the ropes and comes back with a dropkick to the side of Knox's body.
Zach Davis: And right off the bat we see the speed of this new tag team on display.
Takashi heads to his corner where he tags in Koji. Koji enters and the two grab hold of Knox before lifting him up and dropping him with a double suplex. The referee begins a five count as Takashi flips Knox over onto his stomach and lifts his head up off of the mat. Koji runs for the ropes and comes back with a front dropkick to Knox's head. The Dark Angel enters the ring and brushes past the referee who was at the count of 4 and grabs Takashi before throwing him into the ropes. Takashi comes back and gets taken down by a big boot to the face. Dark Angel then picks up Takashi and dumps him out of the ring. The referee comes over and tries to get him out of the ring but he ignores him. He pulls Knox up to his feet and leads him over to their corner before stepping out onto the apron and then tags in himself.
Shannan Lerch: That's one way to change the pace of the match.
Dark Angel pulls Knox out of the ring and steps in. Koji runs at him looking to catch him off guard as he steps through the ropes but Dark Angel catches him in mid air and slams him to the mat with a spinebuster. Outside of the ring Takashi is trying to get up using the ring apron. Fort Knox drops down to the floor off of the apron and tackles him to the ground. Back in the ring Dark Angel picks up Koji and sets him up for the Broken Wings. He hits it and goes for the pinfall.
And Koji somehow finds a way to kick out. Dark Angel gets up rather angrily and heads for the corner. He lines up Koji and goes for the Fallen Angel.
Zach Davis: This should be it.
He hits the move and goes for the pinfall.
Koji tries to get to the ring but Knox again tackles him to the ground.
Aspyxiated by Crimson Thorn hits the arena as Dark Angel gets to his feet. The referee holds his arm up in victory as Knox slides into the ring to have his arm raised to.
Shannan Lerch: And the Cash Money Nightmares are again victorious. It was a nice showing by the rookies in the beginning but in the end the lack of experience really proved to be their downfall.
Zach Davis: I agree, but I do see big things for these guys once they find their groove.
Brad Kane/Megan Kane Segment
Backstage as we're in a make shift office. Sitting behind a wooden table is Brad Kane with some papers placed around him. He checks through some of them while partly in his wrestling gear for his US Title match later on tonight. Megan is sitting next to him with a smaller table, laptop open.
Megan Kane: Says here that the best ratings are when people see the Man Made Gods.
Brad Kane: Ugh, I hope they don't hear that...
He shakes his head and writes a few things down.
Megan Kane: Anything I can get for you right now?
Brad Kane: Wouldn't mind something from my bag. Got a bottle of Gatorade.
Megan stands up, showing a mid length black skirt and a casual blouse. She walks to the bag, heels clicking on the floor and bends over. Brad takes the time to smack her on the ass the smile.
Brad Kane: A good job there sexy.
Megan turns around on a dime and looks enraged.
Megan Kane: This is not something we do in the workplace! How dare you smack me on the bum Mr. Kane.
Brad Kane: But I...
Megan Kane: But nothing. I'm going straight to Seth Lerch about this.
He sighs and shakes his head.
Brad Kane: Anything but that...
Megan Kane: I'm gonna sue you for sexual harassment you pervert!
She storms out of the room as Brad begins to bang his head on the table numerous times.
Brad Kane: Stupid, stupid, stupid...
And we cut to commercial.
??? vs Jay Price
Kyle Steel: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Wrestling Championship Federation Elite People's Title.
The main lights in the arena go out as the stage, ramp and ring are lit up with an ominous red glow. The jumbotron flickers on and begins flashing the words "The Future" and "Is Now" in bold red letters. The red glow around the arena goes out and 4 Words To Choke Upon by Bullet For My Valentine blasts out over the arena's PA System as the crowd jumps from out of their seats, booing at the thought of what is going to come. The big screen switches from the wording to showing various scenes of Price's career, including his pin fall victories over Logan and Creeping Death, his TV Title and Hardcore Title wins, and the day Seth Lerch awarded him the Peoples Title and the Elite Title. A spotlight then comes on and focuses on the curtain that leads backstage.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, he is the WCF Elite Champion and WCF People's Champion.....Jay Price.
As the lead singer begins singing, Jay Price emerges through the curtain, his head and face covered by the hood of a black sweatshirt. The WCF Elite and WCF People's titles are thrown over each shoulder while the original WCF World Title, still dulled down, is wrapped around his waist.
Zach Davis: Somewhere Mister T is sitting in awe at the amount of gold being carried by Jay Price.
Shannan Lerch: I think everyone in this arena would be doing the same.....if he had actually earned one of those titles.
Zach Davis: Still, you can't help but be blinded by all of that bling.
He steps out onto the stage and stops at the top of the ramp as he looks out at the crowd, smiling from beneath his hood as they unmercifully boo him. He then takes off down the ramp, occasionally stopping to threaten a fan or to flip off small children as the spotlight follows him the entire way. Finally he reaches the ring steps and takes his sweet time climbing them until he reaches the apron. He then climbs through the top and middle ropes and walks right up to Kyle Steel before leaning in and whispering something into his ear. Kyle looks at him as if he's crazy but Price jabs him in the chest with his finger and tells him to do it right.
Kyle Steel: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, he is the WCF Elite Champion, the WCF People's Champion and...
Kyle looks over at Price who nods his head.
Kyle Steel: The TRUE WCF World Champion...Jay Price.
Zach Davis: You have got to be kidding me.
Shannan Lerch: We've all seen the type of egomaniac that Price is, but even that is a new low for him.
A thunderous boo erupts from the crowd as Price then heads for the nearby corner and climbs up onto the second rope. He then unhooks the World Title from his waist and holds it high above his head as the flashes from the cameras reflect off the gold from all three title belts. He then hops down from the corner and hands off all three belts to the referee who nearly falls over from the massive weight. Finally his music fades out as the lights in the arena come back on.
Kyle Steel: And introducing his opponent...
Master Of Puppets hits the PA system!
Zach Davis: Seth Lerch? Is he the mystery opponent?
Shannan Lerch: No you idiot, he's Price's manager so why would they be opponents? If anything he's out here to announce his opponent personally.
Zach Davis: Well okay, but you don't have to call me an idiot.
Shannan Lerch: I call them like I see them.
As the music plays Seth walks out from the back with a microphone in hand. He stops on the stage and motions for the music to cut.
Seth Lerch: As promised, I went out and searched high and low for the most worthy opponent to challenge for the Elite and People's titles. I looked over the entire roster...twice, called up the legends and hall of famers of WCF past and even looked into talent from other parts of the world. And after all of that searching I've found not one, but three worthy opponents.
A look of intrigue comes over Price's face as the crowd begins to buzz.
Zach Davis: Did he just say three opponents?
Seth Lerch: That's right Jay, I've decided to turn this into a gauntlet match. Hope you're not angry about this, but I thought with this being your first ever defense of both titles that I'd make it special for you and everyone else. So without further adieu, let me introduce you to your first opponent...........SANTA CLAUS.
Zach Davis/Shannan Lerch: WHAT?!?!
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" plays over the arena's PA system as a large, chubby man dressed in a Santa outfit comes walking out from the back carrying a large, red bag full of something. As he walks down the ramp he stops and pulls presents from the bag, which he then passes out to the crowd. Price watches from inside of the ring impatiently as Santa walks over to the announce table and hands both Shannan and Zach a present.
Santa Claus: Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas to you both.
Zach Davis/Shannan Lerch: Thank you Santa!
Santa watches as both Zach and Shannan begin to rip open the wrapping paper. Price loses patience and rolls out of the ring before walking up behind Santa. He taps him on the shoulder. Santa turns around and hands Price a present. Price seems shocked as he looks at it.
Santa Claus: Merry Christmas Jay.
Price raises an eyebrow as he opens up the present to reveal....a lump of coal.
Santa Claus: You've been a very naughty boy this year Jay. You didn't do a sing...
Price cuts Santa short with a stiff kick to the midsection that doubles over the jolly fat man. He then grabs him by the back of his coat and runs him shoulder first into the ring post. Santa drops to the arena floor clutching his shoulder as Price picks up the bag of presents. He walks over to Santa and turns the bag upside down, dumping all of the remaining gifts onto Santa's face.
Zach Davis: Did Jay Price just empty that sack on Santa's face?
Shannan Lerch: That sounded so wrong.
Zach Davis: But it's what really happened.
Shannan Lerch: Still.
Price grabs Santa by the arm and lifts him to his feet before pushing him into the ring under the bottom rope. Price then slides in after him as the crowd cheers and stomps their feet for Santa.
Crowd: Santa! Santa! Santa!
Santa struggles to get to his feet as Price stalks him from behind. Santa finally gets up and turns around...and Price nails him with the Busted Grill. He hooks the leg for the pin fall.
Senior referee Stanley Moser signals for the bell as Price rolls Santa out of the ring with his foot. Seth applauds approvingly from the stage and then raises the microphone back up as the crowd boos them both.
Seth Lerch: Whew! Now that was one close match. For a second there I really thought he had you Jay.
Massive booing from the crowd.
Seth Lerch: Now this next opponent, I had to work really hard to negotiate his involvement tonight. In fact, I had to offer a special incentive just to get him to show his face. Jay let me introduce you to.....Gus.
"Because I Got High" by Afroman plays as a man dressed in dirty and torn clothing walks out from the backstage, furiously scratching at his neck and arms. He walks over to Seth who then hands Gus something. A nearby camera moves in closer and zooms in.
Shannan Lerch: Is that a double cheeseburger?
The camera reveals that is indeed a McDonald's double cheeseburger and a twenty dollar bill. Gus happily takes both and heads for the ring, furiously scratching away at his neck still.
Shannan Lerch: Sure is an itchy fellow isn't he?
Zach Davis: Is it just me, or doesn't Gus look a lot like Tyrone Biggums from Chappelle's Show.
Shannan Lerch: Now that you mention it, he does bear a slight resemblance.
Gus enters the ring and sits down near one of the corners as he unwraps his cheeseburger and begins to eat it. Price seems a bit confused as he walks up to him. Gus has already gobbled down half of the burger as Price reaches him. He looks up and then extends his hand to Price, offering him the other half.
Shannan Lerch: Now isn't that just nice of him.
Price smiles and nods his head as he reaches out and takes the food from the man. He goes to take a bite...and then throws it out of the ring and onto the entrance ramp. Gus looks sad as he looks out at the wasted food. He then looks at Price and slowly realizes the situation he is in. He scrambles to slide out of the ring but Price grabs him by one of his legs and pulls him back into the center of the ring before applying the Nightmare On South Street.
Zach Davis: Rear naked choke. This match is over already.
Shannan Lerch: This match is despicable.
Gus is feverishly pounding the mat in submission as the referee tries everything he can to get Price to let go. Gus finally passes out in Price's arms and only then does he release him. Price then pushes Gus out of the ring with his foot as the booing crowd becomes louder.
Shannan Lerch: This whole thing has become nothing but a big joke to Seth and Price. What we thought may be an actual title defense has become a three ring circus.
Zach Davis: A circus! I want cotton candy!
Shannan Lerch: *sigh*
Up on the stage Seth is again applauding Price's efforts.
Seth Lerch: Simply amazing once again Jay. I can't believe it but you have defeated two world class athletes back to back and you still look like you haven't broken a sweat. You truly are the best in the business.
Price nods his head and smiles in a rather cocky manner. Seth then begins to walk down the ramp towards the ring as he continues to talk.
Seth Lerch: Before I announce your third opponent I thought that I would take the time to announce the presence of a very important person in attendance with us tonight.
Seth walks over to one of the barricades at ringside and stops in front of an older woman.
Seth Lerch: Ladies and gentleman, my mother.
The crowd half applauds, half boos the woman that birthed Seth Lerch.
Seth Lerch: Jay come on out here and meet my mom. She's actually a big fan of yours.
Jay shrugs his shoulders and climbs out of the ring before joining Seth by the barricade. Seth's mom stands up as Jay approaches.
Seth Lerch: Now as I wa... GET HER JAY!
Out of nowhere Price reaches across the barricade and grabs hold of Mrs. Lerch before roughly pulling her over and onto the arena floor. The crowd is in a silent state of shock as Seth jumps up and down and shouts instructions.
Seth Lerch: Yeah that's right! Get her! Teach her not to ask her son for money just because he has it.
Price picks the old woman up off the ground and rolls her into the ring before sliding in himself. Seth stands up on the apron, microphone still in hand, and continues to shout out instructions. Shannan Lerch rips her headset off and runs for the ring but security is quick to act and blocks her access. Price waits patiently as Mrs. Lerch struggles with every bit of energy she has to get up. She gets to her feet and is able to look her son right in his eyes. Seth waves to her and smiles before pointing behind her. She turns around and Price kicks her in the stomacher before spinning her around and dropping her with the Kiladelphia Driver.
Zach Davis: And the double underhook driver from Price and Mrs. Lerch appears to be near dead. Even I will admit that was wrong.
Price flips the old woman onto her stomach and then sits on her back before applying the Lockdown. Mrs. Lerch is awaken by the pain as she squirms in every way possible. Seth steps between the ropes and crouches down in front of her so he can look her in the eyes. She pleads with him to end this but he says nothing. Price keeps the hold held in place until she goes limp in his arms and then lets go. Seth motions for the bell to end this match.
Kyle Steel: Your winner of this match and still the WCF Elite People's Champion..... Jay Price.
"4 Words To Choke Upon" hits the PA system as Seth hands Price all three of his titles. Price wraps the World Title around the waist and throws the other titles over his shoulders as he and Seth begin to celebrate in the middle of the ring. The show fades to commercial as paramedics run down the ramp to tend to the three fallen opponents.
Steve Thunder Segment
"Down with the Sickness" hits the sound system and from the back walks the United States Champion, with his title over his shoulder. Making his way to the ring he doesn't slap hands with any fans, he doesn't even take his eyes from the ring. Upon reaching the ring he slides in and calls for a microphone.
Steve Thunder: So.. as some of you may have noticed, my undefeated streak was put to an end by Slickie T a couple of weeks ago..
A mixed reaction from the crowd, not knowing if they would prefer Thunder undefeated or their former World Champion to be victorious.
Steve Thunder: I have to tell you, Allen, you suprised even myself by pulling that one out of the bag.. and for that.. I respect and applaud you..
The crowd lets out a unanimous cheer!
Steve Thunder: You see.. maybe I was becoming complacent. Maybe I needed to be whipped back into shape by somebody of your calibur, so thank you for waking my ass up! However, last week... I was forced to pass out.. I can't say i'm very proud of that moment.. but i'll be damned if ANY man or woman is EVER going to make me quit!
More cheers from the packed out crowd.
Steve Thunder: Ace Garrison.. at the Pay Per View.. I will take my revenge on you for that moment of embarressment. It will be YOU who begs to quit and it will be YOU who will understand the meaning of the age old expression.. So Close yet SO Far; because this is the closest you're ever going to come to being Number 1 Contender as long as i'm around.
Steve Thunder: So, what am I fighting for now? I don't have a streak that I need to maintain.. so whats left for me? Everything. To be the best you must first beat the best and perhaps that chance passed me by when Slickie T beat me in the middle of the ring.. or perhaps it just wasn't my day.. Slickie, you're the best there is around here and I want you to rest assured I will have my rematch and on that day I will prove why I am the best the WCF has to offer.. no more lounging around; no longer do I expect easy wins at the expense of veterans such as yourself.. next time we meet you will meet a better man.. and this time the result will be very different..
As Thunder is about to throw his microphone down, he stops and has something else to say.
Steve Thunder: I almost forgot... Hector Rodriguez.. Gravedigger.. whatever you go by these days..
Thunder holds his US Title up beside his face as he steps close to a camera.
Steve Thunder: I want you to shine that World Title of yours up real nice.. because trust me when I say.. THAT is the next prize I intend to RIP from around your waist. JUST like I did with the United States Championship!
Thunder throws his microphone down and exits.
Anastasia Petrova vs Ace Garrison
Zach Davis: Time for our Television Title match.. and the return of Anastasia Petrova!
Na Rasputye by Kipelov plays and the lights turn red as Anastasia Petrova prances about the stage. She goes to the ring and says hi to the fans and blows them kisses while shaking her booty!
Shannan Lerch: Bet you missed that, didn't you, Zach?
Zach Davis: Sure did!
"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits the speaker system. The speaker brushes aside and Ace Garrison appears onto the stage. He stands there for a moment and looks amongst the fans, who are greeting him with boos! He smirks before making his way down the ramp. Ace walks up the ring steps, wipes his feet on the mat, and enters through the middle rope. He quickly walks towards the farthest corner and climbs up it. Once again, he looks amongst the crowd before smirking and jumping down.
Shannan Lerch: And here is the Champ, Ace Garrison.
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: Petrova has held this belt before, but I don't know if she's ever fought a man like Ace Garrison to get it..
As soon as Garrison approaches, Petrova hits a Dropkick, sending him back. Taken by surprise, he runs at Petrova, but Petrova ducks his Clothesline and DDTs him to the mat!
Shannan Lerch: Petrova on fire, believe it or not!
Anastasia pins Ace, hooking the leg! The fans are on their feet!
No! Garrison kicks out with authority.
Zach Davis: Good offensive moves right there, but you're not going to keep Ace Garrison down that easy.
Petrova picks him up but Ace shoves her away. He then grabs her and slams her into a turnbuckle, hitting her with kicks to the gut! He then throws her across the ring to the other turnbuckle, runs at her, and Clotheslines her once more. She stumbles out from the corner and Garrison grabs her head and Bulldogs her down! He pins her.
No! Petrova gets the shoulder up.
Shannan Lerch: I guess Petrova won't stay down too easy either!
Garrison is unrelenting. He puts her in a Boston Crab. She yells in pain, but crawls towards the ropes, trying to break free.. the fans are cheering her on..
Zach Davis: Can she make it?
Yes! Petrova grabs the ropes! The fans cheer but Garrison just keeps going, pulling her back into the center. He goes for some other submission but Petrova kicks him away. As he runs towards her she rolls him up with a Small Package!
No! Garrison kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Almost had a new TV Champ out of nowhere.
Both competitors are to their feet and Petrova headbutts Garrison, sending him down. She quickly goes for a Leg Drop, but he sits up and she lands on nothing but mat. He kicks her in the chest and then drops an elbow on her. He lets her stumble to her feet before throwing her to the ropes and catching her with a huge Belly to Belly Suplex! With confidence, he pins Petrova once more.
NO! She kicks out!
Zach Davis: Garrison can't keep her down!
The fans are shocked, and this time, so is Garrison. He thought he had it won. Once more he waits for Petrova to stand..
Shannan Lerch: He's setting her up for SOMETHING..
Once shes up, he grabs her for an Ace Crusher!
Zach Davis: The Ace High!
But no! Petrova pushes him off and spins him around, hitting an RKO!
Shannan Lerch: The Rasputin!
Petrova falls on top of Garrison, pinning him!
NO! Garrison kicks out!
Petrova picks Garrison up and runs at the ropes, going for a Clothesline, but Garrison ducks it and grabs her from behind..
Zach Davis: The Final Clutch!
Garrison holds onto the move for several seconds, and Petrova reaches for the ropes... but there is nothing she can do. Petrova is forced to tap out.
Shannan Lerch: There you have it! Garrison once again retains.
Zach Davis: Great effort by Petrova, though. And-
The crowd begins to cheer, as Oblivion, Fort Knox, and The Dark Angel leap from the crowd and enters the ring...
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Oblivion and The Society!!
All three tackle Ace Garrison and begin to beat down onto him.
Oblivion: PICK HIM UP!!!
Fort Knox and The Dark Angel picks up Ace Garrison. they hold onto his arms, as Oblivion bounces back and....
Zach Davis: IT'S CHECK OUT TI-I-I-IME!!!
Oblivion nails Ace Garrison with a sweet chin music.
Oblivion: Go get me a chair!!
Fort Knox leaves the ring and grabs for a chair, plus a mic. Knox enters the ring and gives Oblivion the chair and mic. As Garrison lays on the mat, the Hardcore champion places the chair across the chest/neck area of the Television Champion. Oblivion speaks...
Oblivion: Garrison!! This is a wake up call!! Just a little reminder about Aftermath!! I, YOUR, WCF Hardcore Champion, WILL win that Trilogy Cup, at Aftermath!! And there is NOT a damn thing, you can do about it!! And, one more thing....
Oblivion stands up and kicks away the chair. He bends down beside Ace Garrison. The Gathering slithers and hiss, from under the ring. The quickly climb into the ring and crawls over to Oblivion. They sniff and lick onto Ace Garrison...
Oblivion/The Society/The crowd: YOU... CAN.... CHOKE... ON.... THAT!!!
Oblivion drops the mic on Ace Garrison. The Society runs over to three separate corners and raise their arms to the chanting crowd....
Crowd: OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!!
Seth Lerch/Megan Kane Segment
Megan Kane is standing in Seth Lerch's office alone right now while Brad is wrestling. She looks upset, Seth looking confused.
Seth Lerch: So what happened now?
Megan Kane: Mr. Kane smacked me on the ass and then called me sexy!
Seth Lerch: So?
Megan slaps her forehead before walking closer to the desk.
Megan Kane: The problem is that I'm his employee and he has no right to treat me like that. This is an unsafe working environment and I hope you take the right steps in this matter!
Seth sighs before nodding his head.
Seth Lerch: Look, let's wait for Brad to get done wrestling so we can hear his side of the story, okay?
Megan Kane: Whatever!
She takes a seat in a chair and crosses her legs, waiting for her husband to get done wrestling and show up in Seth's office.
Brad Kane vs D-Day vs Steve Thunder
Zach Davis: Our next match is a triple threat match for the United States Championship.
Shannan Lerch: Last week, we saw D-Day used an uncharacteristic method on defeating the WCF Commissioner.
Zach Davis: Uncharacteristic? D-Day used the ringropes for leverage.
Shannan Lerch: Well, Brad Kane will seeking for revenge, in this rematch, of sorts. This will be three weeks in a row, that we have seen D-Day facing off against Brad Kane.
Zach Davis: Don't forget, Steve Thunder, the United States Champion, is always involved in this match-up. Thunder, in two weeks has that triple threat match in the Trilogy Cup Tournament finals against the Television Champion Ace Garrison and the Hardcore Champion Oblivion.
Inside of the ring WCF announcer Kyle Steel is standing by with microphone in hand.
Give Me The Meltdown by Rob Thomas plays in the speakers.
Kyle Steel: From New York city, weighing in at 230 pounds..... D-DAY-AY-AY!!
The crowd cheers.
Shannan Lerch: This crowd sure like D-Day.
The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his belt and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen.
Shannan Lerch: The former Television Champion looks really determined, for this match.
The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "Rock The Casbah" by TRUSTcompany flares up.
Kyle Steel: From Belfast, Ireland.... weighing in at 223 pounds, The WCF Commissioner.... BRA-A-A-D KA-A-A-ANE!!!
The crowd cheers.
Zach Davis: This Minneapolis, Minnesota crowd will absolutely cheer for the Commissioner, as well
Strobe lights begin to go insane after a few moments as Brad Kane appears in the entry way. The crowd cheers seeing them as Brad inhales before taking a few steps and throwing his arm up into the air, letting out a tribal war cry. He then makes his way down the ring. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle, looking out into the crowd. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner. Brad then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.
Zach Davis: Up next, should be the United States Champion.
A loud chant-war cry comes over the arena's speakers, as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play.
Kyle Steel: From Miami, Florida. Weighing in at 220 pounds.... THE WCF UNITED STATES CHAMPION.... STEVE THUN-N-NDER-ER-ER-R!!!
Steve Thunder walks out onto the stage with the United States Title around his waist. He begins his walk down the ramp toward the ring with a determined look on his face. When he reaches the ring, he slides under the bottom rope and hands the belt off to the referee. Stanley Moser raises the belt above his head.
Shannan Lerch: That's what this match, is about, ladies and gentlemen. The WCF United States Championship!!!
Zach Davis: Tonight's referee is WCF Senior Ring Official... Stanley Moser.
The referee walks over to the ropes and hands the US title strap to the time keeper.
Shannan Lerch: And this match begins.
All three circle one another, trying to get a feel of one another,
Zach Davis: Brad Kane automatically goes after D-Day.
The commissioner pushes D-day into a corner, as the referee tries to intervene.
Shannan Lerch: did these two forget about the US Champion?
Steve Thunder walks up behind Brad Kane and grabs around Kane's waist. The Commissioner has a suprised expression, across his face, as Thunder lifts Kane....
Brad Kane flies backwards, in the air and lands hard onto the match.
Zach Davis: The US champ executes a quick release german suplex on Brad Kane
As Brad Kane slowly gets up from the mat, D-Day walks away from the corner.
Shannan Lerch: The United States Champion doesn't see D-Day.
D-Day whistles, Steve Thunder turns around.....
Zach Davis: A devastating super kick, that hit it's mark.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, right across, the side of Steve Thunder's head.
Brad Kane stands up and charges at D-Day, who was already charging at Kane. The two hook up, as Thunder tries to shake off the effects, of D-Day's lethal super kick. Kane and d-Day adjust their positions, as they try to gain an advantage. D-Day grabs Brad Kane and....
Zach Davis: A judo hip toss by D-Day.
As Steve Thunder is slowly getting to his feet, D-Day looks at Brad Kane, as he slides his hands down his legs waiting for Kane to stand back up.
D-Day: Stand up!!
Steve Thunder walks up to D-Day and spins him around. D-Day throws out his arms...
Shannan Lerch: An open hand slap by the US Champion, across the face of D-Day.
Brad Kane stands up and approaches D-Day and Thunder. All three begin to push one another, as D-Day hits Kane with a forearm shiver. Thunder hits D-Day with a kick to his mid-section and Brad Kane hits the US Champ with an european uppercut
Zach Davis: You knew this match would have this kind of action.
D-Day grabs for Kane and irish whips him into the corner. Kane hits the corner hard. D-Day stomp Steve Thunder in his mid-section.
Shannan Lerch: D-Day grabs Thunder and irish-whip him into the corner, as well.
Zach Davis: But the commissioner, is already there. The US champ is gonna smack right into Kane.
As the United States Champion comes barrelling towards Brad Kane, the commissioner moves out of the way. Thunder crashes chest first into the turnbuckles and falls.
Shannan Lerch: D-Day comes running.
Zach Davis: Brad Kane bolts out and knocks D-Day down with a clothesline.... and another clothesline. A dropkick, then another dropkick.
After the last dropkick, d-Day charges frantically at Brad Kane. Kane moves around to get behind D-Day and puts him in a full nelson
Shannan Lerch: Could we be seeing a possible Dragon Suplex?
Brad Kane picks up D-Day and releases him in a release Dragon Suplex. D-Day hits the mat hard.
Zach Davis: Here comes the US Champion.
Steve Thunder grabs Brad Kane from behind and tosses him out the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Brad Kane hits ringside, hard.
Zach Davis: Steve Thunder runs to the opposite side, of the ring, and begin to roll....
Shannan Lerch: Rolling Thunder!!
Zach Davis: The US Champion hits D-Day pretty hard.
Thunder stands up and looks at Brad Kane, who is slowly moving on the outside and looking at D-Day on the mat.
Shannan Lerch: What's Steve Thunder doing?
Zach Davis: Probably trying to figure out who to go after next.
Shannan Lerch: He SHOULD be following through and go after D-Day, for the victory.
Thunder qquickly runs over to the corner and he quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Steve Thunder is perched on the top turnbuckle looking down at D-Day.
D-Day slowly stands up, Steve Thunderholds out his arms, but turns his observation in the other direction.
Shannan Lerch: The United States Champion is NOT gonna do what I think he's gonna do?
Thunder leaps off the top turnbuckle and lands hard onto Brad Kane. They both crash hard onto the mats below. They, both, start to slowly move around.
Zach Davis: D-Day looks at the carnage, which is at ringside.
Shannan Lerch: D-Day runs to the corner.
D-Day stands on the top turnbuckle, as the crowd continues to scream out cheers.
Zach Davis: This Minnesota crowd hasn't stopped cheering since the opening bell.
Shannan Lerch: That's because they knew they were going to see a phenomenal match!
D-Day stands on the top turnbuckle and points around the arena.
Zach Davis: What does D-Day think he is about to do?
Shannan Lerch: For our sakes, probably something phenomenal!!
D-Day leasp from the turnbuckle and lands, with a frog splash, on top of both Steve Thunder and Brad Kane, still trying to get up to their feet.
Zach Davis: HOLY COW!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!?
Crowd: HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!! HOLY SH*T!!!
Shannan Lerch: All three competitors are now in a lying heap, ringside.
D-Day is holding his stomach as kicks with his legs, in pain. The referee begins his count....
Stanley Moser: ONE.... TWO.....
Zach Davis: I think D-Day might have injured his mid-section with that awesome frogsplash.
Brad Kane gets to a solid base, as he is on his hands and knees. Stanley Moser continues with his count...
Stanley Moser: THREE.... FOUR.... FIVE.....
Brad Kane stands up, as he begins to walk to the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Steve Thunder grabs his foot.
Zach Davis: The WCF Commissioner just stomped down onto the US Champion's face.
Shannan Lerch: And D-Day is still rolling around holding his mid-section.
Brad Kane enters the ring. Slowly entering the ring, is the US Champion. Brad Kane drops an elbow across the back of Steve Thunder.
Zach Davis: Brad Kane drags Steve Thunder to the center, of the ring, by his right leg.
Shannan Lerch: D-Day is slowly moving, but not noticing, what is happening in the ring
As Thunder is on his stomach, Kane takes his own left leg and slightly entangling it with Thunder's left leg and drops on top of the US Champion....
Zach Davis: STF!!
Thunder automatically looks like he is in pain. He is scratching at the mat. He grabs his own head, as he scream out in pain.
Shannan Lerch: Brad Kane has that STF tightened. I don't think Steve Thunder is going anywhere.
Thunder tries to scratch and crawl towards the ring ropes.
Zach Davis: Steve Thunder is totally going out of his mind!!
Shannan Lerch: We might see a new US Champion. There is no way, Thunder is getting out of this STF!!
The Target Center explodes, with cheers, as D-Day is standing on the top turnbuckle, holding his ribs. Neither Thunder nor Kane, see him. D-Day flies off the top turnbuckle abd lands with a double axe-handle across the back, of the head, of Brad Kane. Steve Thunder slips out of the ring.
Zach Davis: With that double axe-handle on Brad Kane, the United States Champion, took the opportunity to slip out, of the ring.
D-Day kicks Brad Kane in the mid-section and.....
Shannan Lerch: A DDT!!
D-Day hits a ddt, but floats over and is in an pin attempt. Senior referee Stanley Moser slides into position and starts the pin count....
Zach Davis: Here comes the pin fall attempt...
Shannan Lerch: NOO! Brad Kane kicks up his shoulder, at the last moment!!
D-Day picks up a spent Brad Kane. D-Day starts kicking Brad Kane.
Zach Davis: That last kick, nailed Brad Kane right square between his eyes.
Shannan Lerch: Our Commissioner looks like he's in some serious trouble, as he just gotten clocked with the D for Destruction.
D-Day picks up Brad Kane and places him on his shoulders.
Zach Davis: D-Day has that wild look, in his eyes.
Shannan Lerch: Could we be seeing for the Dead and Forgotten?!
Steve Thunder, while still out at ringside, gets to his feet and porps himself on the ring apron, watching D-Day hit Brad Kane with a Samoan Slam.
Zach Davis: D-Day goes in for the pin.
The crowd begins to point and scream
Shannan Lerch: Before Stanley Moser can begin his count, here comes the US Champ.
Steve Thunder grabs D-Day by the back of his tights and spins him around until he tosses him ringside.
Zach Davis: Thunder grabs Brad Kane in a reverse DDT....
Shannan Lerch: The US Champ quickly spins his own body and his Brad Kane's body.
Zach Davis: Steve Thunder lands on his back. Thunder just planted his Kane's head onto the mat. He's going for the pin....
Shannan Lerch: STATIC SHOCK!!!
Stanley Moser goes in for the count....
Shannan Lerch: That's it!! Steve Thunder has retained his WCF United States Championship!!
Steve Thunder rolls out of the ring and approaches the time-keeper and grabs for his United States Championship. Thunder enters back into the ring and holds up the US title, above his head. From under the ring, slithers out a dozen Gathering members.
Zach Davis: Oh crap!!!
Shannan Lerch: When you see The Gathering, Oblivion is not too far behind.
The Gathering begeins to slowly slink around the ring, in an constant circle around the ring. Steve Thunder begins to frantically look around the ring, at The Gathering.
Steve Thunder: GET AWAY FROM ME!! YOU LITTLE CREEPS!!
The Gathering begins to slink and slither inside the ring. Instantly, Thunder begins to assault The Gathering. The crowd boos loudly. Thunder begins to pick the members, of The Gathering and slides them under the bottom ringropes, towards the direction, of the entrance ramp.
Zach Davis: Steve Thunder is tossing out The Gathering one by one.
Thunder picks up one of The Gathering and looks into the disgusting and hideous pained up face of The Gathering member...
Steve Thunder: You don't seem like much!!!
Shannan Lerch: The Gathering member just spat out a blue mist, in the face of Steve Thunder.
As a blinded Steve Thunder begins to swing wildly, the entire Gathering begins to jump onto the US Champion, clawing, scratching, and biting at him.
In the name of God by Slayer begins to blare out of the arena's speakers. The arena explodes with cheers.
Zach Davis: Here comes the Hardcore Champion!! Interfering for the second time tonight!
Crowd: OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!!
Oblivion slides into the ring, as a blinded Steve Thunder is trying to fight off The Gathering. Oblivion whistles.
Shannan Lerch: Did Oblivion just whistle?
The Dark Angel and Fort Knox comes a running, down the aisle....
Zach Davis: Here comes the rest of The Society!!
The Gathering rushes towards the side of the leader, slobbering and licking off Steve Thunder's blood off their fingers. Knox and Angel holds down Steve Thunder...
Steve Thunder: GET OFF ME!!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion begins to slowly stomp down onto the US champion!!
The crowd begins to cahnt along with the stomps.
Crowd: S!!! T!!! O!!! M!!! P!!!
Knox and Angel picks up Steve Thunder and places him onto the shoulders of Oblivion...
Shannan Lerch: Uh-oh!! What does Oblivion have in mind?!
Oblivion has Steve Thunder on his shoulders. Oblivion knocks Thunder's legs off his left shoulder and drops him face first with an RKO.
Zach Davis: 5150!!!
Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap>THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap>THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap>
Knox and The Dark Angel drags Thunder's body near a corner, as Oblivion climbs the turnbuckle. It looks around, at a somewhat cheering crowd. As the US Champion is lying prone, near a corner, Oblivion stands on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a shooting star press and lands with a leg drop.
Zach Davis: Holy Cow!!!
Crowd: OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!!
Shannan Lerch: BI-POLAR!! OH MY GOD!! BI-POLAR!!!
Oblivion motions to Dark Angel....
Oblivion: Go get me a chair and a mic.
Zach Davis: Oh great, what does this mean?
Steve Thunder is lying in a small pool of blood, from the results of the Gathering attack. Dark Angel brings in a metal chair and a mic. Thunder tries to sit up, but as Angel hands Oblivion the cahir, Oblivion stomps down hard onto the chest of Steve Thunder. Oblivion unfold the chair and place it over the chest/neck area of the US Champion. Oblivion begins to speak....
Oblivion: Steve Thunder! Next week, you and I, along with the Television Champion Ace Garrison face off for the Trilogy Cup at Aftermath!!! I just wanted you to have a little taste, of what to expect at the Pay Per View!! and one more thing, Thunder....
Oblivion kicks away the chair and looks down at a blue faced Steve Thunder...
Oblivion/The Society/The crowd: YOU... CAN.... CHOKE.... ON.... THAT!!!
Oblivion drops the mic on Steve Thunder's blood face!!!
Crowd: OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!! OBLIVION!!!
Shannan Lerch: There you go, Oblivion and The Society have made their point!!
Seth Lerch/Brad Kane/Megan Kane Segment
Back in Seth's office again as Brad Kane is sitting in a chair himself. He's still sweaty from the earlier contest. He looks annoyed being there as does Seth Lerch.
Seth Lerch: So Brad, you slapped Megan in the ass and called her sexy?
He nods his head.
Brad Kane: Can you blame me? Look at her!
Seth Lerch: I know but we just can't have people doin... wait. What the hell?
Megan glares daggers at Seth for stopping in the middle of laying down the law.
Seth Lerch: YOU TWO ARE MARRIED FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Brad and Megan exchange a glance before nodding.
Brad Kane: Yeah so?
Seth Lerch: Why is she all pissed because you slapped her ass and called her sexy? You are married. Married people do things like this!
Megan Kane: But it was in the workplace and he...
The couple locks eyes and both smile.
Brad Kane: I'm sorry, can you forgive me?
Megan Kane: Of course Honey Bear!
Both stand and share a hug and kiss before Brad takes her onto Seth's desk, the two starting to make out. Seth groans, looking so upset.
Seth Lerch: Why didn't I expect this?
The two keep on kissing as Seth leaves the room, the camera going with him.
Greenfever vs The New Confederacy
The lights drop inside the arena as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.They all run like scared little rabbits.Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are dripping fresh blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.
Zach Davis: And here comes Greenfever, one of the most sadistic wrestlers WCF has ever seen.
"Renegade" by Styx begins to play over the PA system as Johnny Reb and Doc Henry step out onto the stage. Images of past matches play on the Jumbotron, while both men make their way down the ramp, working the crowd at ringside. Doc mounts the ring steps in a dignified manner, while Johnny slips through the ropes. Both men take a moment to pose for the fans before going to their corner to await the bell.
Shannan Lerch: You know, this might be a handicap match, but I'm still trying to figure out who exactly is handicapped here.
Zach Davis: You're right Shannan, but I think that Reb and Henry are riding a wave of momentum after last week's win over Bishop and Austin Adams.
Shannan Lerch: You mean tainted win since Bishop walked away from the match.
Zach Davis: Well, anyway, looks like Greenfever will be facing off first against Johnny Reb.
Johnny Reb and Greenfever walk away from their corners and size each other up as they circle the ring about halfway before stepping forward and locking up in the center, Reb grabs Greenfever in a headlock. Greenfever takes a couple of steps back against the ropes and pushes Reb off who runs across the ring, bounces off the nearby ropes. Reb shoulderblocks Greenfever who hits the mat. Reb runs and jumps over Greenfever, who leap frogs him on the way back. Greenfever turns and grabs Reb with a hip toss, putting him next to the ropes. Reb rolls to the apron and nails Greenfever in the gut with a kick as he approaches the ropes. Reb leaps over and hits Greenfever with a sunset flip.
Shannan Lerch: One.. kick out already. Greenfever not looking happy as Reb went for that pin attempt quickly.
Greenfever steps in and starts trading rights with Reb and hits a thumb to the eye, causing the referee to get involved. Greenfever ignores him and irish whips Reb across the ring. Reb is floored on the way back by a spin kick from Greenfever who jumps on Reb and starts hitting him with more rights. The referee steps in and Greenfever backs off, letting Reb collect himself, but before he can recover, Greenfever is on top of him with a flurry of kicks and finally hits Reb with a roundhouse kick staggering him. Greenfever runs at him and nails a dropkick that sends Reb back into his own corner.
Zach Davis: Great move there by that crazy bastard.
Reb gets up to a sitting position, but before he can do anything, Henry reaches over and tags into the match. Reb doesn't look happy with the decision but climbs out onto the apron anyway as Doc Henry climbs in. Greenfever signals for Henry to bring it. Henry steps in for a clothesline, but Greenfever ducks it and starts hitting him with kicks in the side and in the legs. Henry catches Greenfever's leg and he leaps up for an enziguri, but Doc ducks and holds onto Greenfever's leg. Doc Henry grabs Greenfever's other leg and holds them both up, looking up at the crowd. Greenfever is shaking his head as the crowd comes alive. Doc drops and nails The Fever in the gut with a big right. Fever gets back up and Doc Henry irish whips him across the ring and nails a great cross body block on his way back. He bounces back up and kicks Greenfever before DDTing him to the mat. Fever is picked up and is floored by a neckbreaker. Doc Henry gets up and backs up before dropping a knee to Greenfever. Henry picks him up and irish whips him into The New Confederacy's corner. He walks over and tags in Reb who leaps over the ropes and into the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Reb and Henry need to utilize quick tags.
Reb and Henry irish whip Greenfever across the ring and perform a double hip toss on Greenfever. They both run to opposite sides of the ring, bounce off the ropes and nail a pair of a leg drops on Greenfever. Henry climbs out onto the apron as Reb picks Fever up and hits a fisherman's suplex, bridging for a pin in the center of the ring.
Referee: 1...2-kick out.
Greenfever is back up and runs across the ring, Reb leapfrogs him and runs across, they bounce off opposite sides and Reb leaps through the air and hits a flying neckbreaker. Greenfever rolls over to the ropes and gets up on one knee, collecting himself. He stands up as Reb runs across the ring at him. Greenfever drops, pulling the top rope with him and Reb spills out to the floor. Greenfever gets up and runs across the ring and leaps through the top and middle ropes as Reb gets up and nails him with a flying elbow sending both men to the ground.
Zach Davis: High risk, paying off!
Greenfever gets up with a grin on his face as he walks over and starts stomping away at Reb as he tries to slowly get up. Greenfever grabs Reb and drops him across the guardrail as the referee begins to count. Greenfever runs over and hops onto the apron, turns around and leaps off, dropping a leg on Reb's back, causing him to yell out in pain as both men fall to the floor again. Greenfever is back up and picks Reb up and rolls him into the ring. Greenfever climbs in and begins stalking Reb, hitting him with quick kicks every time he tries to get up. Doc Henry looks on with concern and Greenfever keeps looking at him. Greenfever reaches down and grabs Johnny Reb and applies a dragon sleeper while facing Doc Henry.
Shannan Lerch: Ricky Morton, I mean Johnny Reb needs out of this match!
The crowd starts rallying around Johnny Reb and he continues to fight the move as Greenfever keeps it locked in. After a couple of minutes, he finally shoves Johnny Reb down to the mat. Greenfever grabs Johnny Reb and hits him with a deathdrop. Greenfever goes for the pin.
Doc Henry breaks up the pin.
Zach Davis: The number game working against Greenfever here!
Greenfever gets back up and grabs Reb and puts him on his shoulder and hits a powerslam. Greenfever gets up, his back to Doc Henry and he turns and lashes out, striking Doc in the side of the head with a stiff jab. Doc Henry tries to jump into the ring and the referee stops him as Greenfever pounces on Johnny Reb and starts choking him. The referee finally turns around and he lets go of Johnny. Greenfever starts laying a few more boots to Johnny Reb and finally picks him up. He looks around at the crowd and lifts Reb up, going for the Dislocated Piledriver. Doc manages to pull on Reb's foot causing the momemtum to slingshot Greenfever into a forearm shiver!
Shannan Lerch: Both legal men on the ground now..
The crowd begins to murmur as someone is running through the audience..
Zach Davis: Right behind us.. its Jay Price!
Doc Henry also sees Price coming and thinks quick. He starts to get into the ring, which causes the ref to turn around and argue with him, naturally.
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh.
With the ref's back to the ring, he doesn't see as Greenfever stands up, only to get smashed in the face by Jay Price's World Title!
Zach Davis: Jay Price in the ring out of nowhere! I guess we should've expected it but..
Greenfever stumbles back and Reb, not having seen what happened, rolls him up from behind! Naturally, Henry stops arguing and the ref makes the count.
Shannan Lerch: The New Confederacy wins!
Their music hits as they celebrate in the ring. Greenfever rolls out, vengeance in his eyes.
Zach Davis: And Jay Price pissed Greenfever off, which really, may not have been the wisest thing to do..
Shannan Lerch: Jay Price versus Greenfever in one week at Aftermath... I can't wait.
Logan/The Big Time Jerks vs The Dark Side
Special Guest Commentators: The Man Made Gods
"Home" by Three Days Grace hits the PA, and the crowd boos and cheers and it's half and half and they don't know what to think, because it's time for the Man Made Gods to come out!
But they don't.
"Home" fades out and another song starts up.
Devil horns fly into the air as the Jumbotron lights up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64coD-rx9sk) and "Holy Diver" plays. The iconic music video by Dio plays on as Creeping Death and Torture walk out from the back. Torture looking out into the crowd, CD with his head lowered and both hands with the devil horns up.
Zach Davis: And we're going to be joined by Tag Team Champions, Creeping Death and Torture.
Shannan Lerch: Ugh.
Torture and Creeping Death sit down at the ends of the table, with Torture sitting next to Shannan, and CD sitting next to Zach. They put the headphones on.
Zach Davis: Welcome Gu-
Torture: Shut up.
Creeping Death: Tool.
Shannan Lerch: Sigh.
Huge bursts of pyro go off as"Super Villian" by Powerman 5000 starts playing and out walks Adam, Austin and Angus in the smoked filled entranceway. The fans start chanting BTJ as the trio makes its way to the ring. The trio walk towards the ring with icey glares as the fans keep chanting BTJ. Adam slides in under the top rope as Angus slides in under the bottom rope and Austin flips over the top rope. They stand in the middle of the ring and give the BTJ sign, only the last three fingers up in the air. as another huge burst of pyro goes off.
Creeping Death: Their icy stares send chills down my spine.
The beginning drum intro of "The Struggle Within" by Metallica plays loudly and rumbles the speakers. Fans all too familiar to the theme for this certain superstar cover their ears to shield them from the extremely loud drum roll. Despite the deafening noise, they cheer and chant a name. . .
LO - GAN! LO - GAN! LO - GAN!
After the climax of the epic drum intro the song breaks into rhythm and Logan appears at the top of the ramp to stand in place. He looks totally furious yet determined, narrowing his eyebrows and clamping his lips tight and taking deep breaths in through his nose while looking around at the screaming excited audience.
LO - GAN! LO - GAN! LO - GAN!
Despite the maddening expression, something about his presence gives off the idea that he's happy to be there. And so, Logan makes his descend down the ramp. He hits ringside and slides in underneath the bottom rope with a quickness. Logan climbs the nearest turnbuckle and fixates glaring eyes on the crowd. They cheer, anticipating an upcoming taunt they've learned to play along with. . . and BOOM! - Logan shoots both his arms straight up in the air like bottle rockets!
LO - GAN! LO - GAN! LO - GAN!
The audience duplicates the dramatic taunt, holding their arms in the air with Logan. The passion in his eyes never dies as he slumps his arms back down to his sides and hops off the turnbuckle. "The Struggle Within" fades out leaving Logan to pace the ring.
Zach Davis: Well, Torture got quiet.
Shannan Lerch: Logan and the Big Time Jerks in the ring-
Creeping Death: What the hell, Zach? Logan is so far below Torture that there isn't even a need to comment.
The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so before "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. A spotlight hits the entranceway and out from the back walks Gravedigger's bodyguard, Mike D. A couple of seconds later, Gravedigger walks out from the back, belt around his waist, escorted out by Jessie and JJ...one on each arm.
The crowd boos heavily and the four stop on top of the ramp as Gravedigger looks around smiling. The four then walk down the ramp and over to the ring steps. Mike D jumps from the floor to the apron and climbs into the ring. Gravedigger climbs the steps first and turns to the girls, pulling up the middle rope and stepping down on the bottom one, as both women step through the gap into the ring.
Gravedigger steps through the top and middle rope and walks over to one of the turnbuckles and stands on the middle pad and holds the belt high over his head as the crowd rains boos down upon him.
The ref takes the World Title and the two teams split to their corners. Priest and Angus start the match out. The two go back and forth with a few simple moves for a few minutes before Angus gets the upper hand. Angus throws Priest into the turnbuckle and when Angus runs at him, Priest backbody drops him over the turnbuckle to the outside! The crowd stands up as Angus could have been badly injured! Bishop jumps off the apron and runs over and hits a knee to the midsection of Angus! That prompts the teams to just bring chaos to the match. Gravedigger gets in the ring and runs over to the other side before clotheslining Young off of the apron and onto the arena floor. The crowd boos as he taunts but when he turns around Logan drops Gravedigger with the stiffest chair shot anyone has ever seen!
Zach Davis: OH GOD! WHAT A CHAIRSHOT!
Creeping Death: That was weak.
Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger is getting back up!
GD does indeed get back to his feet only to get another stiff chairshot and GD is busted wide open! Logan stands over GD's bloody body and raises the chair high over his head as the crowd cheers him on. From out of nowhere Priest clothesline him from behind, knocking the chair out of his hands and across the ring. Priest begins to taunt the crowd as Austin Adams slides into the ring. Adams goes to attack him from behind when Mike D shows up out of nowhere and cuts him off. Mike D and Priest clear the ring of Adams and Logan and then help a bloodied Gravedigger to his feet. Bishop slides back into the ring as the Darkside begin to taunt the crowd. Outside of the ring Logan and the BTJ are trying to regroup, with Angus still on the ground and still in tremendous pain.
Zach Davis: And it looks as if Angus Killian may be out of this match.
Creeping Death: Puss.
Logan, Austin and Adam all get up and look at each before rushing the ring. The Darkside is waiting for them and the ring turns into a warzone. Logan and Gravedigger are going at it as the BTJ take it to Bishop, Priest and Mike D. Eventually the fight spills back to the outside as Bishop, Priest and Mike D take over against the BTJ. Mike D works over Adam by the barricade, stomping away at his chest. Bishop and Priest do a double irish whip to Austin that send him face first into the ring post.
Creeping Death: Anyone else bored?
Back inside of the ring Logan is on his feet, but still holding onto his crotch as Gravedigger is also slowly getting up. Logan grabs GD by his head and goes for a DDT but GD fights his way out of it with a couple of punches to the midsection. The two start to trade stiff punches, with neither of them gaining any ground and instead simply just wearing each other out. Back outside of the ring Mike D has Adam pulled in and he lifts him up for a suplex before dropping him into the crowd. On the other side of the ring Bishop and Priest have Austin on his feet and are setting him up for the Double Chokeslam but Austin is fighting back with everything that he has, swinging wildly with punch after punch. Out of nowhere Bishop is dropped from behind with a stiff chair shot to the back of the head from Angus.
Zach Davis: Where'd he come from?
Torture: Who cares?
Priest turns around and Angus nails him in the midsection with the chair and then slams it down on his back after he doubles over in pain. Angus and Austin then head over to where Mike D and Adam were brawling. Mike D, Adam, Austin, and Priest all end up outside the ring, brawling up the ramp.
Creeping Death: Hopefully those two jobbers just head right up the ramp and out of the arena. Forever.
All four of them end up at the Jumbotron. They hit each other with lefts and rights and lefts and rights...
Shannan Lerch: Hey, what the hell is that?
A man is up on the jumbotron! He dives off of it, landing on top of Austin Adams and Adam Young!
Torture: The Dark Side is full of crazy bastards. What the hell was that?
In the ring, Gravedigger has somehow ended up on the outside, leaving no one but Bishop and Logan... Logan throws Bishop to the ropes and wraps him in a Sleeper...
Zach Davis: Looks like Bishop has a ticket..
Shannan Lerch: To Connector City!
Indeed, Logan hits the Connector! He falls on top of Bishop, hooking the leg!
Zach Davis: Logan and the Big Time Jerks win the match!
Shannan Lerch: But who the hell jumped off the jumbotron!?
The man is Jayson Stasiak, former manager of the Dark Side! Gravedigger retreats up the ramp, and he, Bishop and Priest stand over the bodies of the Big Time Jerks, laughing. Creeping Death and Torture are standing at the announcer table, taunting them with their Tag Team Titles.
Zach Davis: Jayson Stasiak is back! What does this mean for the PPV?
Shannan Lerch: Who knows, Zach! Slickie T is resting up, Gravedigger is looking as strong as ever... its going to be a hell of a match!
Zach Davis: And no matter what happens, we know this: Logan is waiting in the wings...
Slam fades out with visions of Creeping Death, Torture, Logan, and Gravedigger all on screen.