Slam Intro
New Confederacy Segment
Karl Voronov vs Doc Henry
Creeping Death vs Malachi Wanderlust
Big Time Jerks Segment
Oblivion/Fort Knox vs Slickie T/D-Day

Slam Intro

Opposite of Adults hits and the crowd cheers as Slam is on the air! We go to Zach and Shannan.

Zach Davis: Well fans, welcome to-... er... what the hell? I'm looking at my notes and we only have three matches tonight?

Shannan Lerch: A lot of time off requests for tonight, from what I hear.

Zach Davis: Wow. Well, okay, welcome to Slam. Our main event is a rematch from last week, with Oblivion and Knox once again taking on Slickie T and D-Day! Should be a good one.

Shannan Lerch: And we have two singles matches. Creeping Death against Malachi Wanderlust, and Karl Voronov versus Doc Henry.

Zach Davis: Interesting matchups indeed. Shannan, should we keep talking just so we can fill up some time?

Shannan Lerch: No. I don't like talking to you as it is. Let's get to the show.

"Hm. Maybe next week."

Zach Davis: What the hell was that!? That damn voice again...

New Confederacy Segment

The jumbotron displays an image of the locker room, where the New Confederacy are gathered. Dixie Pride and Doc’s wife, Mary, sit huddled on a bench, whispering to one another as they glance up from time to time; Don Jesus Luis de Guadalupe paces the floor off to one side, muttering to himself; and Johnny Reb and Doc Henry stand facing one another, already in the midst of a heated debate.

Johnny Reb: C’mon, Doc. Be reasonable…

Doc Henry: Reasonable?! You’re the one that let me get powerbombed off the top of the damn cage!

Reb sighs heavily.

Johnny Reb: I already told ya. I didn’t let nothin’ happen.

Doc Henry: You saw me goin’ up!

Johnny Reb: I didn’t know what –

Doc Henry: We coulda both been outta that cage an’ STILL be reignin’ tag team champions!

Johnny Reb: Yeah, but –

Doc Henry: But NOTHIN’! You just… stood there, like a goddamned moron! I swear, Johnny… you’re about as much use as a screen door on a submarine!

Reb just stands there for a moment, gazing at his partner with a hurt expression on his face. Henry ignores it, continuing his tirade.

Doc Henry: Now we ain’t got no titles, an’ it’s all YOUR fault!

Johnny Reb: So, we’ll just tell Lerch we want a rematch… We can win ‘em back…

Doc Henry: Can we? The last time this happened, you went an’ disappeared for two months!

Don Jesus stops pacing and decides to intervene.

Don Jesus: Bernardo, calm yourself. We must –

Henry slams a fist into the side of a locker in frustration, making the girls jump and leaving a sizeable dent in the metal.

Doc Henry: And you! You just keep your damn mouth shut, Chuy! If I was the least bit interested in your sorry brand of mysticism, I’d go to the damn flea market an’ get my cards read… maybe by somebody who wouldn’t call me “Bernardo” all the damn time!

Now it’s Chuy’s turn to look affronted. Johnny walks over and rests a hand on Doc’s shoulder.

Johnny Reb: It ain’t that big a deal… We’ll get the titles back, you’ll see…

Henry shrugs Reb’s hand off violently and turns to glower at his partner; and when he speaks, his voice is low and dangerous.

Doc Henry: It ain’t about that, Johnny. Not now. I don’t even know if I can work with you anymore…

With that, Doc Henry stalks out of the locker room, leaving Reb and Chuy to stare after him in disbelief.

Karl Voronov vs Doc Henry

Zach Davis: Now here is the first match of this evening. And it should be a very exciting one at that.

Shannan Lerch: Yes tonight starting of this edition of Slam is the powerhouse Karl Voronov and the Confederate Doc Henry. Speaking of those two men here comes one of them now!

The big screen blares with a picture of a snowy forest as Karl walks to the stage cuing “Grace” by Apocalyptica. With his approach to the ring, several large explosions occur on the stage. Once Karl has climbed into the ring he does his signature taunt which involves extending his arms and slowly clinching his fist all the while making a powerful expression. After he clinches his fist he roughly pounds the fist into his chest which accompanied by a large explosion above the ring.

Zach Davis: There is the powerhouse Karl for you always showing his dominance in the ring by not just having his hand raised but also by his confidence. And here comes the Confederate!

Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits, and Doc Henry walks out from the back. The fans start to boo as he walks to the ring before rolling in and standing in his corner.

Shannan Lerch: Now that our contestants are in the ring lets get this thing started.

The two men circle each other as the ring bell rings to start off the match. Karl gets the upper hand quickly as he pounds a combination of punches to the gut of Doc Henry. Doc holds his stomach in pain as Karl lays on the ropes in front of Doc waiting for him to stand straight up. Doc finally stands up and is met by a devastating big boot by Voronov. Voronov goes for the quick victory.

Shannan Lerch: This could be a very quick victory for Karl.

1...

2...

And a kickout!

Zach Davis: I knew that Doc couldn't go down that quickly.

Karl goes for another big boot but Doc is ready for it and ducks under the foot of Karl. Doc then swiftly turns and kicks Karl straight in his right legs hamstring, this kick sends Karl immediately to his knees. Doc then unloads a series of punches and kicks to the body of Voronov. Voronov fights the pain in his hamstring and gets buck to his feet once again. Doc then kicks him straight in his hamstring once again sending him to the ground. Doc then starts to cheer for himself before he is interrupted by the booing of the crowd.

Doc turns around and is hit by a hard clothesline by the arm of Voronov. He then picks up Doc and hits a powerful suplex. Doc screams in pain. Voronov picks up Doc by the head once again but hita a powerful powerbomb. He goes for the swift pin.

1...

2...

No, a kickout.

Shannan Lerch: How did Doc kick out of that powerbomb?

Zach Davis: Shannan, these men don't give up by just getting punched once or anything, these men put their careers on the line just to earn their daily pay.

As Shannan and Zach are talking to each other Karl chants to the crowd before going for the big boot on the staging Doc against the ropes. Doc moves to the side causing Karl's leg to get caught on the top rope. Doc then takes advantage of the situation and kicks the hamstring of Karls once again. And continues to punch his leg and his body, causing Karl to fall to the mat. Doc then picks up Karl and flexes his muscles before attempting a suplex on Karl. Doc yanks on Karl but he doesn't move an inch. Karl then returns the favor by attempting to suplex Doc Henry, but the injury on his hamstring causes him to drop Doc back on his feet. Doc then hits a DDT and goes for a pin.

1...

2...

but a kick out by Karl.

Doc then climbs the turnbuckle waiting for Karl to get up. Karl gets to his feet and is met with a diving spear. Karl hits the mat hard. Doc gets up and climbs the turnbuckle once again but this time to taunt Karl and to yell at the crowd. Karl gets up limping Doc jumps down from the turnbuckle and begins to run at Karl trying for a clothesline but Doc made a mistake and is hit with a clothesline by Karl.

Zach Davis: Karl is back in charge of this match.

Shannan Lerch: But Doc has impressed many of us here tonight.

Karl leans against the top rope on one side holding his hamstring from the brutal attacks from Foc earlier on in the match. Doc is struggling to get back up on the other side of the ring. The two men look at each other before doing anything other than trying to regain their footing... and the bell rings.

Zach Davis: What the?

"Time limit draw. Sorry fellows, neither of you could get the job done in a reasonable amount of time. This match has been absolute tripe. I may not have any kind of real authority but I'm declaring we transition to a commercial break at this point in time. Good day."

Creeping Death vs Malachi Wanderlust

The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. Then, the intro for "Blood and a Siren" by Index Case plays. After the little guitar intro, when the song gets intense, a spotlight hits the curtain and Creeping Death emerges, wearing a black hoodie with the hood up. He headbangs with the crowd as they throw up the devil horns, and he does the same back to them on his way to the ring. CD enters the ring by sliding in through the bottom rope..

..but CD has a microphone.

Creeping Death: Alright. I know I'm supposed to be whipping Malachi's ass right now, but I have a proposition. Someone get Seth up on the screen.

The crowd is confused, but sure enough, the screen in the arena lights up with Seth Lerch.

Seth Lerch: What's up, Corey?

Creeping Death: Look, I kinda feel bad doing this, but I need this. Ten days ago was Friday the thirteenth. The way I see it, you owe me XIII (Thirteen).

Seth Lerch: Go on..

Creeping Death: This match with Malachi, I want it to be the main event.

Seth Lerch: I'm kind of drunk so whatever, sounds good to me.

Creeping Death: Not done. No DQ, please.

Seth Lerch: ... are you sure?

Creeping Death: Pfft, am I sure? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Seth Lerch: Alright sir, you've got it. Better not disappoint!

CD nods, and drops the microphone. The crowd is jacked up.

Zach Davis: XIII (Thirteen) is tonight! Blockbuster announcement!

Shannan Lerch: Hate.

CD exits the ring and heads to the back, nodding and hyping himself up the whole way.

Big Time Jerks Segment

"Hot Stuff" by Elize starts playing as "Hot Stuff" Micheal Nirvana walks out into the arena in a blue sports coat, white dress pants, black dress shirt, pink tie, and white dress shoes carrying a tennis racket with a black cover on it with BTJ written in yellow on it. He walks over to the announce set and takes a mic as he looks right at Shannon.

Micheal Nirvana: Well it seems as the first causaltie of the return of the greatest tag team ever in the World was that loud mouth Wunderlust of Influential Minds.

Fans: BTJ!

Micheal Nirvana: Thats right my boys are back together and are right now competeing against the best the World has to offer over in Japan in a yearly tournament going on in Tokyo as we speak. My boys are one win away from becomeing the very first two time winners of that tournament and when they return just like they did last year they plan on winning the WCF tag team titles. As far as we are concerned there are no champions right now since half of the chmapions ran off like the coward we knew he was. We are calling on Seth Lerch to declare the titles vacant and have a single elimination tournament starting at the very next SLAM with some of the WCF's best teams in it like my boys the Big Time Jerks, the New Confedercy, and hell why not the Cash Money Nightmares. Lets decide this once and for all who is WCF and who is just kidding themselves that they belong, Jason Kash. What you say WCF?

Fans erupt.

Michael: Nirvana: Seth thats just an idea from one business man to another let me know what you think. Now Shannan here's the key to my room over at the Hilton.

Nirvana throws the key to Shannan.

Michael Nirvana: Make yourself useful for a change.

Michael Nirvana walks off to chants of BTJ.

Oblivion/Fort Knox vs Slickie T/D-Day

Zach Davis: This was our original main event for tonight, until we got our surprise XIII announcement.

Shannan Lerch: If last week's match, with these same competitors, this week's match will be a doozie!!

Zach Davis: DOOZIE?! Did you just say doozie?!

Shannan Lerch: A-any-yway-ays, Kyle Steel is in the ring, for the pre-match introductions...

"Gravesend (Lake of Fire)" plays over the speakers as Slickie T makes his way through the black curtain, turning his back to the crowd and making his famous "T" symbol with outstretched arms. Once the words to the song begin, he quickly turns and looks over the crowd, giving a smirk before making his way down the ramp.

Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring. From Sicily, Italy; weighing 215 pounds, the current WCF Hardcore Champion, Slickie-ie-ie T!!

Shannan Lerch: Allen Guiliano looks pretty determined for tonight's match.

Zach Davis: Or he could be side tracked, with the thought that he could be just another victim, if those "invaders" again attack, tonight.

Shannan Lerch: If that's the case, he better hope he can get into the right state of mind so he can go out there and wrestle!

Slickie T extends his hand to those that are already outstretched. Once reaching the ring, he stands on the ring apron, using the top rope to vault himself into the center of the ring. He then climbs the turnbuckle and outstretches his arms to form a "T" once again before doing a back flip into the center of the ring and awaiting on his tag team partner.

Its My Life by Bon Jovi plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his WCF United States Championship and falls on his knees, throws his arms in the air. As soon as he throws his arms into the air, fire works go off and surround him.

Kyle Steel: From New York City, weighing in at 230 pounds... The WCF United States Champion..... D-DAY-AY-AY-AY!!

Shannan Lerch: I know, D-Day has this match in his head, but Zach, you know that D-Day is thinking of his title verses title match against the Television Champion, Ace Garrison.

Zach Davis: D-Day HAS to get his mind straight or he and Slickie T could lose this match!

The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen and followed by all of the titles he has held in the WCF.

Zach Davis: Now it's time, for their opponents.

The lights go out. In the name of God by Slayer begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers. Gold dollar signs flash about as Oblivion and Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage covered with golden fireworks, along with red and white flashing lasers. Fort Knox comes out wearing black shades. Knox is wearing gold chains around his neck and is wearing a gold Rolex watch and bracelet. Oblivion is wearing a solid black leather mask with black tights that end about two inches past his knees. He is wear black knee and elbow pads, with black boots. Fort Knox has a gold ring on each finger and when he holds to up to the camera they spell FORT KNOX.

There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stand on their feet and rush to the security railings.

Kyle Steel: Coming down, to the ring. Representing The Society. Weighing in at a combined weight of 535 pounds.... For-or-ort Kno-o-ox-x and the WCF World Heavyweight Champion, O-o-o-bli-i-ivi-i-io-o-on. The So-o-oci-i-iety-y-y!!!

Oblivion slowly slinks low to the ground, with it's arms extended outward. Oblivion has it's index fingers pointing outward. The guitar solo begins. Oblivion slowly stands up, with it's arms extended outward, spins around. As Oblivion gets to ringside, It pops his neck, as Oblivion holds it's arms outward. Oblivion slides under the ring ropes. Fort Knox He then goes into the ring and poses as golden fireworks shoot off from the ring post. As Fort Knox hands his gold to the ringside person and tells them not to lose his gold, Oblivion walks to a corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. The WCF World Heavyweight Champion raises his arms to an mostly cheering crowd. Oblivion jumps down and walks over with Fort Knox, to the center of the ring. Several thousands cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion and Fort Knox strike a muscular pose.

Lies in the name of God!!!!!

Oblivion talks with Fort Knox, as Slickie T speaks with his partner, D-Day.

Zach Davis: It looks like The World Champion and the Hardcore Champion will start this match off.

Oblivion and Slickie T circle the ring, trying to get a read on each other. The two lean back, as they are about to strike.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion and Allen Guiliano hook up, with a collar and elbow.

Immediately, the size difference shows, as Oblivion pushes Slickie T back into Oblivion's corner.

Zach Davis: Stanley Moser intervenes.

Stanley Moser: Alright you two, let go!! Oblivion, step back!! ONE!! TWO!!

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is NOT letting go!

Zach Davis: He is just sneering right at the Hardcore Champion.

Oblivion begins to laugh, as he slowly let's go and backs away. Fort Knox takes a swipe at Slickie T!

Zach Davis: Fort Knox attempted to strike at Slickie T!!

Slickie T turns around to confront Knox, Oblivion begins to stalk the Hardcore Champion.

Shannan Lerch: But, I think that was just a distraction, as Oblivion is stalking Slickie T and is about to strike!!

As Fort Knox is provoking Slickie T, Oblivion charges, but as Oblivion charges Allen Guiliano moves out of the way. The crowd cheers! Guiliano just smiles as he points to the side of his own head.

Zach Davis: Slickie T just told Oblivion that he just out smarted him.

That remark by slickie T infuriates the World Champion and Oblivion charges Slickie T. The hardcore champion uses Oblivion's momentum and hits him with a deep arm drag.

Shannan Lerch: An amazing arm drag!

[Woosh-bam!]

Zach Davis: Another deep arm drag. Slickie T keeps a hold of the arm and has an arm bar on the world champion.

Oblivion slams his free hand and slams the mat with frustration.

Shannan Lerch: Already, in this match, Oblivion has allowed Guiliano to get under his skin!

Both men stand up. Oblivion begins to punch Slickie T, with his free hand, but Guiliano keeps a hold of the arm bar and twists on the arm and hits the arm with an elbow.

Zach Davis: The hardcore champion yanks on the arm of Oblivion.

Shannan Lerch: All that is doing is making Oblivion mad!

Oblivion pushes Slickie T into a near by corner and Guiliano let's go of the arm bar. Oblivion turns around and his back his facing a cornered Hardcore champion.

Zach Davis: What does the world champion have in mind?

Oblivion hits Slickie T with two back elbows to the jaw and quickly grabs him...

[WHAM!!]

Shannan Lerch: But, Guiliano was waiting for his opponant and hits him with a ddt! This could a perfect time for a tag.

Slickie T drops to a knee and shakes off the two elbows to the jaw. D-Day is extending out his hand.

Zach Davis: Looks like the US Champ wants to be tagged in!

Slickie T stands up and begins to walk towards his corner, when Oblivion grabs his opponant's foot.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion pulls Slickie T towards itself!

Oblivion pulls on both legs, of Slickie T, which makes the hardcore champion to fall. Oblivion quickly drops two elbows on the head/neck area of Slickie T. The World Champion grabs the hardcore champion and slams him to the mat.

Zach Davis: A massive body slam!

Oblivion then drops another quick elbow across the chest of Guiliano, then drops a forearm across the bridge of Slickie T's nose, then finally Oblivion drops a leg drop!

Shannan Lerch: The Hardcore Champion looks banged up.

Oblivion grabs the side of Slickie T and hits him with a belly to back suplex.

Zach Davis: A nice belly to back suplex! Oblivion stands up and grabs for his opponent.

Slickie T trips up Oblivion and gets up quickly, as the fans cheer. Both D-Day and Fort Knox are clapping and stomping down onto the ring apron. The crowd is stomping and clapping along.

Shannan Lerch: I can barely hear myself speak, as the entire arena is stomping, clapping, and yelling!!

Zach Davis: Told ya, it would be an exciting match!!

Both men hook up with an collar and elbow tie-up. Slickie T gets behind Oblivion quickly...

[WHAM!]

Shannan Lerch: The hardcore championship hits a Russian leg sweep!!

Zach Davis: Holy Cow!! Oblivion just sat up and looks right at Slickie T!!

Slickie T grabs Oblivion and tags in D-Day. Both men Irish whip Oblivion into the ropes. Oblivion bounces off the ropes and...

[WHAM!!!]

Shannan Lerch: A double clothesline by Oblivion!! All three men are down!!

Fort Knox is extending out his hand, as he is screaming and yelling, extending out his hand. Oblivion begins to crawl to his corner. Both Slickie T and D-Day slowly stands up. Oblivion notices and lunges out and tags in F ort Knox. The crowd explodes with cheers.

Zach Davis: Oblivion tags in his tag partner!

Fort Knox begins to hit both Slickie T and D-Day with quick punches. Knox irish whips Guiliano into the ropes...

[WHOOSH-FLIP-THUD!!]

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion just pulled down the top ring rope and the Hardcore Champion falls out of the ring.

D-Day and Fort Knox are exchanging lefts and rights. On the outside, of the ring, Oblivion grabs Allen Guiliano and tosses him into the ring barrier.

Zach Davis: There is action in and out, of the ring!

D-Day gets the advantage and hits Fort Knox with a spinning neck breaker. Oblivion walks over to Guiliano, the crowd is cheering on Oblivion and Slickie T. Oblivion sees a fan drinking a coke. Oblivion talks to the fan, who gives him the cup.

Shannan Lerch: What is Oblivion doing?

Zach Davis: He is getting a nice quick drink.

After taking a drink, Oblivion tosses the drink along with the ice, into the face of Allen Guiliano!

Zach Davis: What the...?

Shannan Lerch: Maybe Oblivion knew that Slickie T needed a drink!

Zach Davis: Back inside the ring, D-Day picks up Fort Knox...

Knox hits D-Day with a quick German Suplex. Knox grabs D-Day and tosses him into a corner.

Shannan Lerch: D-Day hits hard into the corner. Fort Knox charges....

[WHAM!!]

D-Day sees Knox charging and hits him with a dropkick. D-Day grabs a groggy Knox and hits him with a back breaker. Oblivion grabs Slickie T, by the back of his head and pulls him towards the ring steps...

[CLANG!]

Zach Davis: Oblivion slams Slickie T's head onto the ring steps!

[CLANG!]

Oblivion does it once more, until Guiliano hits Oblivion on his mid-section and...

[CLANG!]

Shannan Lerch: Slickie T just slammed Oblivion's head onto the ring steps.

D-Day grabs for Knox and hits him with a Judo hip toss. Knox is lying motionless and d-Day gets excited and gets the crowd riled up!!

Zach Davis: D-Day points to the corner. You know what this means?

Shannan Lerch: It could be a frog splash!

D-Day runs to the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle!! D-Day looks around and leaps off.

[WHAM!!]

Crowd: WHOA!!

Zach Davis: A devastating frog splash!!!

On the outside, slickie T puts Oblivion into a suplex situation...

[WHAM!!]

Shannan Lerch: Guiliano hits Oblivion with a snap suplex!

Guilaino sets up again, with snap suplex, but this time Oblivion blocks it!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion blocks the suplex attempt!!

Oblivion hits Slickie T with a short-arm clothesline.

Shannan Lerch: The hardcore champion hits the ground hard, from that short arm clothesline by the World Champion!

D-Day goes for a pin attempt, as the referee slides into position...

Crowd: One!

Crowd: Two!

Crowd: Thre-...no-o-o!

Zach Davis: Oblivion slides into the ring and breaks up the tag!

Slickie T also slides into the ring, now all four are in the ring at the same time. All four begin to go into a frenzy and start punching and kicking.

Zach Davis: Who are the legal ones, in the ring?

Shannan Lerch: I lost track. I think it's D-Day and Fort Knox.

Guiliano grabs Oblivion and pushes him into the ropes and...

[WHAM!!]

Zach Davis: OMERTA!!! OMERTA!!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie T just nailed the world champion with his super kick!!

Fort Knox grabs D-Day and dropkicks him into the corner. D-Day hits the corner hard. Knox steps back, before charging and...

[WHAM!!]

Zach Davis: Fort Knox nails D-Day with a hard hitting shining wizard!!

D-Day falls to the mat hard. Knox sees Slickie T glaring at a fallen world champion.

Shannan Lerch: Knox is creeping by Slickie T and the Hardcore Champion doesn't see him. This intensity is killing me!!

Zach Davis grabs a plastic bottle of tums and pops a couple of antacids into his mouth!!

Zach Davis: You, me both!!

Knox goes behind Guiliano and....

Shannan Lerch: MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!

Zach Davis: Sleeper! Sleeper!

Shannan Lerch: But, Guiliano is not the legal man!

Zach Davis: I don't think Knox really cares!

Knox drops Guiliano, to the mat. By that time, Oblivion drags himself to his own corner.

Shannan Lerch: Knox tags in the World Champion!!!

Knox grabs Slickie T and they both leave the ring and continue fighting outside the ring. Oblivion grabs D-Day, bu the US Champion hits Oblivion with a float over DDT!!

Zach Davis: World Champion is down and again D-Day has that wild and crazy look in his eyes again.

D-Day begins to pound down on Oblivion's legs. The US Champion pulls Oblivion's legs around the ring post and...

[WHAM-CLANG!!]

Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD!! D-Day is going bezerk and slamming Oblivion's legs against the ring post!

[WHAM-CLANG!!]

Zach Davis: Again, D-Day slams Oblivion leg against the ring post.

Referee Stanley Moser is distracted by the action, from the outside of the ring. D-Day looks around, in a frenzy and finds a folded chair, on the ground.

Shannan Lerch: What's D-Day gonna do with that chair?

[CLANG!!]

Zach/Shannan: OH MY GOD!!

Oblivion screams out in pain!!

Zach Davis: D-Day just slammed a metal chair against the leg of Oblivion!

Shannan Lerch: The United States Champion is brutal!

D-Day slides back into the ring!!

D-Day: Stay down, damn it!!

Zach Davis: D-Day is going for the pin. But, it looks like Stanley Moser is pre occupied!

D-Day stands back up and confronts Moser. The crowd starts to chant....

Crowd: OBLIVION!! OBLIVION! OBLIVION! OBLIVION!!

Uncharacteristically, D-Day shoves Moser, but the ref shoves back. Both Moser and D-Day don't see Oblivion charging, as well as hobble.

[WHAM!!]

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion nails D-Day from behind!

Oblivion then spins him around and hits the Soultaker! He pins him!

One!

Two!

Guiliano slides in to make the save but Knox stops him in his tracks..

Three!

Zach Davis: The Cash Money Nightmares get the win!

The bell sounds as the Nightmares' music plays. They raise their arms in the air and celebrate while Slickie T and D-Day exit the ring, conversing with themselves about what has happened.

Shannan Lerch: Well, D-Day is one week away from his big TV Title versus US Title matchup.. I wonder how that is going to go!

Creeping Death vs Malachi Wanderlust

Shannan Lerch: Our next match is a doozy. Bickering by both men backstage leads to this battle. Hall of Fame wrestler Creeping Death, king of the old WCF, taking on new Tag Team Champion Malachi Wanderlust.

The arena lights dim to black and then an intense white spotlight casts downward to the center of the ring, up the ramp to the center of the entrance stage as Broken, Beaten and Scarred by Metallica begins to play. About forty seconds into the song, with the first pause and drum transition, Wanderlust emerges from the backstage area dressed in all black gear, carrying a table alongside in one hand. His long black hair is slicked wet, and the music obviously pumps him up. At the top of the ramp, he stops for a moment and lets the music play while rousing up the fans in various unscripted ways: pumping his fist, banging his head, etc. At about the one minute mark, with the second drum transition, Wanderlust gives a cut-throat motion and spits a white cloud of mist upwards into the air, then there's a large burst of white pyro that signals him to head down the ramp towards the ring with the spotlight on him the whole way, sometimes slapping a few hands. As he's walking, the ring announcer performs his introduction. While outside the ring, Wanderlust kicks up the table and both of the legs fall out to the floor, an obvious sign that he’s done this before. Once more he makes the same cut-throat motion and then motions that he’s going to put his opponent through the table. When the lyrics begin at approximately a minute and fifteen seconds, he rocks his way between the top two ropes and heads directly towards one of the four corners to raise his fists into the air and pose for the audience to gawk or take pictures. At about two minutes and twenty seconds, Wanderlust stands ring-center and three bursts of white pyro spring from the ring-posts as the words "We die hard" ring out.

Zach Davis: This guy is huge and intimidating.

The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. Then, the intro for "Blood and a Siren" by Index Case plays. After the little guitar intro, when the song gets intense, a spotlight hits the curtain and Creeping Death emerges, wearing a black hoodie with the hood up. He headbangs with the crowd as they throw up the devil horns, and he does the same back to them on his way to the ring. But CD has a microphone.

Creeping Death: Hello there, Malachi. Interesting name you have there. Might strike fear into other men, but me? I lived in Iowa for most of my life, surrounded by corn fields. Malachi is a bitch in those movies.

Zach Davis: He's obviously refering to 'Children of the Corn.'

Creeping Death: It's funny how things work around here.

CD is at the ring, and he slides in, standing up face to ... chest with Malachi.

Creeping Death: You're a pretty big dude. Almost a foot taller. Over a hundred pounds heavier. Thing is, you're Malachi Wanderlust, and I'm Creeping Dea-

WHAM CD nails Malachi in the top of the head with the microphoine, and the crowd errupts! The bell rings, and we are under way!

Zach Davis: Veteran trickery!

CD blasts Malachi in the head again, and again, the bell rings.

Shannan Lerch: HAHA he got disqualified!

The ref looks at CD, who raises the microphone to his mouth.

Creeping Death: Good try, Stanley. We both know this is under Rav- I mean CD's Rules.

WCF senior referee Stanley Moser nods, seemingly remembering the promo from earlier, and calls for the bell once again, this time to restart the match and call off the DQ!

Zach Davis: ... more veteran trickery!

Blam, blam, blam. CD begins wailing away on Malachi's head with the microphone. Malachi seems to be shaking it off, but still backing into a corner to try to avoid the annoyance of getting hit. In the corner, CD throws a big left knee into Malachi's abdomen, doubling him over. CD leaps up to the middle rope and comes backward with both knees into the back of Malachi's head!

Shannan Lerch: Goddamnit.

Malachi is out. CD stands over him, arms out, cheering with the crowd. Suddenly, someone pulls Malachi out of the ring.

Zach Davis: What...?

The dude is huge, and wearing a Michael Myers mask. This man stands Malachi up and points into the ring at CD.

Shannan Lerch: Is that one of the invaders? Malachi is working wi- oh.

The guy absolutely boots Malachi's head off with a big foot to the face!

Zach Davis: Jesus Christ! This guy is big enough to get his foot to Malachi's head!

On top of this new guy, here comes Jason Kash! Kash is wearing his WCF Tag Team Title. He slides into the ring and stands face to face with CD. CD backs away and focuses his attention on Malachi. He's in the ring now, having been thrown in by the big dude. The big guy walks around and grabs Malachi's Tag Belt... handing it up to Jason Kash. Kash and the Big Dude stand in the corner as CD looks down at Malachi, a beaten man.

Zach Davis: What in the hell is going on here?

CD drops to his knees and locks in a triangle hold on Malachi. Stanley Moser checks Malachi, and he's just done. The bell rings, signifying Creeping Death is the winner!

Shannan Lerch: I HATE CD SO GODDAMN MUCH!

CD stands quickly and readies himself against Kash and the Big Guy. Without warning, the masked invaders come running down the ramp!

Zach Davis: More?!

Six men are running down to the ring. CD has time to bail, but Jason Kash and the Big Dude are not so lucky. All six men begin kicking and punching at them, without mercy. One of the men lifts Kash up into a DVD, and another stands ready. Kash is thrown up and caught in the air with a piledriver, spiking him! The big guy is taken into the air by the biggest of the masked men, and dumped over the top rope directly on his back! He hits with a thud.

Shannan Lerch: More destruction by these men. Who will stand?

Creeping Death, having stood watch from the floor, slides in now that Kash and the Big Guy are taken out. CD steps right up to all six men, who fan out and circle CD.

Zach Davis: No way in hell CD is going to be able to do this.

All six dudes start slowly stepping in to fight, and CD stands tall...

Shannan Lerch: As much as I hate him, even I can't stand to watch this.

Shannan covers her eyes with both of her hands, refusing to watch.

Zach Davis: I thi..

The lights in the arena are cut out as everyone goes into panic mode, not in fear for CD's well being, but for fear of missing out on the beat down. Out of nowhere "4 Words To Choke Upon" hits the PA system and the crowd goes simply ballistic.

Zach Davis: OH FUCK!

The lights in the arena come back on and none other than Jay Price is standing at the top of the ramp in a pair of jeans and a white wife beater with a baseball bat in hand.

Shannan Lerch: JAY PRICE IS HERE!

Everyone in the ring turns to the ramp and stares at Price as he cracks his neck with his free hand....and then runs toward the ring at full speed. All six of the masked men bail out of the ring just as he slides under the bottom rope and begin to move toward the ramp. Price stands up and walks over to the ropes, inviting any of them to come back. They opt not to pursue anything and instead head up the ramp walking backwards as Price stares down all of them. Price then turns around only to come face to face with CD.

Zach Davis: This..is..epic. We all know about the history between these two, the hatred they have for one another.

A stare down ensues as Price lifts the bat up and places it on his shoulders as he looks into CD's eyes. The crowd is going crazy as they scream out for the battle that is surely going to happen. Flashes from thousands of cameras go off repeatedly as everyone tries to preserve the moment. Price takes a look around at the masses and then turns back to CD before simply nodding his head and turning to leave the ring. He climbs out through the ropes and heads up the ramp as the show fades out with a shot of CD standing alone in the ring.