Slam Intro
Logan Segment
The Big Time Jerks vs The Hotdog Mascot/Jakob Azazel
Logan's Security Segment
Johnny Reb/Jay Price vs Doc Henry/Fort Knox
Oblivion/Captain Punishment vs Greenfever/Ligeia Cariosus vs Slickie T/Gwendolyn
Television/United States Titles Match: D-Day vs Creeping Death vs Ace Garrison

Slam Intro

Opposite of Adults by Chiddy Bang hits and Slam is on the air! Pyro explodes as the fans cheer for the beginning of the show.

Zach Davis: We are live from the Kansas Coliseum in Wichita, Kansas! We're two weeks away from War, Shannan, and things are heating up.

Shannan Lerch: That's right, Zach. We learned last week that War would be Slickie T's swan song... and that the World Title is on the line in the match. Wow.

Zach Davis: World Titles aren't the only Titles being focused on right now, either. The TV and US Titles are hot topics, because in our main event tonight BOTH belts are on the line.

Shannan Lerch: It went like this. Garrison beat D-Day for the US Title, CD beat Garrison for the TV Title, both D-Day and Garrison deserve rematches... so bam. Here we are. Triple threat ladder match... with BOTH belts hanging up there.

Zach Davis: This should be a classic, Shannan, for sure.

Shannan Lerch: We have a very interesting tag match. Three of our top competitors.. Oblivion, Greenfever, and the World Champion himself.. are teaming with three newcomers. Captain Punishment, Ligeia Cariosus, and Gwendolyn, respectively.

Zach Davis: They're wildcards, to say the least. We have no idea what they're going to bring to the table... or if they can work with their main event level partners. Plus, the level of hatred between Greenfever, Oblivion and Slickie T... wow.

Shannan Lerch: For the first time ever, the WCF Tag Team Champions are in a tag match... on opposite sides of one another. Johnny Reb teams with Jay Price to take on Doc Henry and Fort Knox. How bizarre.

Zach Davis: It really IS bizarre, Shannan. I don't know what is going on with our tag division. I know everyone is focused on singles competition right now, but... yeah. I don't know.

Shannan Lerch: And in our opener, we've got The Big Time Jerks, who are just returning, up against the Hotdog Mascot and Jakob Azazel. This is going to be ... interesting.

Zach Davis: What a weird night tonight is, booking wise. Jesus.

Logan Segment

A drum beat rolls.

Zach Davis: Uh-oh.

Shannan Lerch: Logan!

Metallica "The Struggle Within" kicks into gear. A mixing chorus of boos and cheers rock the arena. Logan walks out onto the stage attired in his wrestling gear, surprisingly, AND alone. Logan casually struts down the ramp, appearing pretty relaxed despite his recent displays of brutality the last few weeks. Logan rolls into the ring, and stands, jumping up and down in place, prepping himself for a match.

Shannan Lerch: Logan's dressed up to wrestle. He didn't have a match tonight, did he?

The music cuts and Logan snatches a microphone from the ring official.

Logan: Hellooo, Kansas!

Zach Davis: That'll get you a quick cheap-pop.

And, as predicted, the ones in attendance who booed at Logan prior to receiving a warm mention to their hometown, now, faithfully cheer him.

Logan: Hey, Kansas, SHUT UP!

The insult inspires full complete booing.

Logan: What are you guys, robots? Boudles? I expected better of you, because, tonight, you've all gotten the very special chance to see yours truly hand out free tickets to Connector City. M'm, oh, yeah, I'm feeling good tonight. Maybe even a little generous.

Stepping back and leaning into the ropes, Logan cracks a smile before continuing.

Logan: So, tonight, I think it's time you people get a good glimpse of your next War winner in action. Boys, if you would.

Quickly signaling to the back, Logan's security, which consist of six men, walk out onto the stage arm in arm with a ring official. The referee appears hesitant to get into the ring with Logan, but has no choice in the matter as he's forced along down the ramp and pushed into the ring. The guards form a barrier around the ring, making sure no one gets in or gets out. The official nervously climbs to his feet in front of Logan.

Zach Davis: I guess Logan needed a referee for his warm up match.

Logan: Now.. for the moment you've all been waiting for, Logan vs Torture II!

Shannan Lerch: What?!

Kings of Leon "Crawl" plays faintly over the speakers, all eyes fall on the entrance ramp.

Zach Davis: Could it really be..?

Inside the ring, Logan is holding his stomach, laughing, and shaking his head in disapproval. The audience boo in disappointment once they realize Logan is joking, however, he reassures them of such a match... pointing to the jumbotron. The jumbotron reveals footage of a tombstone, the name is censored out, but the dates read, "June 4th, 1982 - May 31st, 2010", the identical time span of Torture's life. Logan appears in the previously recorded footage.

Zach Davis: Oh, man, I have feeling this is going to be awful.

Shannan Lerch: Eh.. yeah.

Back on the jumbotron, the audience watch on, expecting the worst. Logan commentates the footage from inside the ring.

Logan: You see that? Yeah, I got a little dog shit on my shoe when we were shooting. Haha.

The jumbotron displays Logan grinding his shoe in disgust over the corner of the tombstones plank.

Logan: Haha, oh, pay attention to this next bit.

A referee comes into view of the footage being played over the jumbotron. The footage shows Logan, with a smile on his face, covering Torture's headstone and the referring dropping down to the grass and slapping a three count. The audience groan in response to Logan's disgusting absence of remorse. The jumbotron fades to black.

Zach Davis: Wow.. I'm speechless.

Shannan Lerch: That's an all time low, even for Logan.

Logan: Well, you seen what happened, Ref, ring the bell!

The referee that Logan's security had forced inside the ring instructs the officials at ringside to signal the end of a match, which they do, ringing a bell. The referee then stands to Logan's side, raising his arm, and declaring him victor. Metallica "The Struggle Within" plays once again, and Logan marches over to a turnbuckle to triumphantly raise his arms into the air for his long awaited victory over Torture.

Shannan Lerch: ...unbelievable.

Smiling, Logan blows kisses to the audience, as if to thank them for their support during his 'match'. Logan climbs down from the turnbuckle, rolling out of the ring and happily walking up the ramp as his security follow behind.

The Big Time Jerks vs The Hotdog Mascot/Jakob Azazel

The lights rapidly swap between being off and being purple as "Trophy Kill" performed by The Agonist starts up and the sound circulates around the arena courtesy of the public announce system. The Titan-Tron shows Azazel in a straight jacket locked in a padded room. He's jumping against the walls trying to break free.

Zach Davis: Oh no! Azazel has finally showed up at Slam but he’s trapped in a straight jacket!

The curtains are flung back and Azazel swaggers out, showing his arrogance.

Shannan Lerch: Phew! It looks like he escaped just in the nick of time!

He runs to the far side of the stage and points to his head, he then repeats this on the other side. He runs to the centre of the stage, just a few metres from the ramp and leans forwards placing his right hand under his chin forming it to look like a gun. He waits a couple of seconds and then imitates pulling the trigger and shooting himself, when he does this red fireworks shoot straight up on either side of the stage.

Azazel continues to walk down the ramp, his cocky swagger ever there. He quite often points to his temple and talks trash to the fans usually resulting in him shunning them in disgust. Towards the bottom of the ramp he begins to gather more speed and slides into the ring. He is quick to stand and shows off his agility by running towards the far ropes and in one leap placing both feet on the top-rope for about a fifth of a second before back flipping off and landing on his feet. He runs towards the opposite ropes and flips over them, landing on the apron with his arms wrapped up on the top-rope. He talks some more trash to the fans before letting the rope uncoil pulling him backwards over the top-rope, upon landing on his feet he quickly turn and drops to one knee, flinging his arms out to his sides and yelling to the crowd.

Zach Davis: Azazel of course was absent from last week’s show due to “travel issues”. He was scheduled to compete in a triple threat match against Ligeia Cariosus, who also missed the show due to “travel issues”, and Hotdog Mascot, his tag team partner this week.

"King For a Day" by Green Day hits the speakers, the Hotdog Mascot waddles out onto the top of the ramp to a roar of cheers. He prematurely celebrates, jumping around on the stage and throwing his hands in the air.

"Just wait till all the guys get a load of me!"

Hotdog Mascot skips around the stage swaying his hips and arms in rhythm to the music. The Mascot flees down the ramp and rolls into the ring, dancing in place till "King For a Day" cuts.

Zach Davis: Hotdog Mascot was victorious last week against a pair of replacement opponents, Dr. Love and Barbwirefreak, but he faces a very different challenge this week.

Shannan Lerch: No kidding, Zach. I have to wonder if Azazel and Hotdog Mascot can work together. They’ve never teamed together before, Hotdog Mascot made disparaging remarks about Azazel last week which could have caused animosity between the two, and Azazel seems like a real jerkface in his own right. All of that could add up to disaster for Azazel and the Hotdog Mascot as they compete against the reigning WCF Tag Team of the Year, the Big Time Jerks.

Zach Davis: Some have speculated that your brother Seth booked this match as punishment for Azazel no-showing last week, and for Hotdog Mascot…well, you know.

Shannan Lerch: That might be the case, Zach, but as we all saw in Hotdog Mascot’s apple-laden promo a few days ago he likes punishment. This should be right up his alley.

"Cry Little Sister" by Seasons After starts playing and out walks Adam, Austin and Michael in the smoked filled entranceway. The fans start chanting BTJ as the trio makes its way to the ring. The trio walk towards the ring with icey glares as the fans keep chanting BTJ. Adam slides in under the top rope and Austin flips over the top rope. They stand in the middle of the ring and give the BTJ sign, only the last three fingers up in the air.

Zach Davis: The Big Time Jerks have added another weapon to their arsenal by aligning themselves with the likes of Michael Nirvana, manager of champions and very snappy dresser. Look at that Technicolor sportjacket that he’s wearing, Shannan! God, I wish could afford one of those on my salary!

Shannan Lerch: We don’t know much about this Michael Nirvana, but we do know that he’s very wealthy and he’s a mama’s boy. Awww…isn’t that sweet? He loves his mama!

Before the match begins the BTJ’s hurl obscenities at their opponents. Hotdog and Azazel just stare at each other kind of awkwardly, not really communicating. Azazel finally breaks the awkward stare by climbing out to the ring apron, leaving HDM to start the match for his team. Adam Young and Austin Adams tap fists before Adams climbs out to the apron, leaving Young to start the match for the BTJ’s. Young nods toward Michael Nirvana and then turns his focus to Hotdog Mascot while waiting for the bell. HDM looks spry and confident, bouncing up and down on the balls of his oven-fresh breaded feet.

Zach Davis: I’m not normally a foot man but I have to admit that Hotdog Mascot’s tootsies are looking pretty good to me right now.

Shannan Lerch: What’s that, Zach?

Zach Davis: Oh, uh…nothing. Stop looking at me like I’m weird, Shannan!

Referee Ed Hopper signals to the timekeeper, who in turn rings the bell.

DING! DING! DING!

The match is officially underway. Young and Hotdog circle the ring before locking up. Young quickly drops down to the mat and trips HDM with a drop toe hold, followed by an elbow drop to the back of the giant wiener’s head.

Zach Davis: Great technique and agility by Adam Young!

Shannan Lerch: He might be crude but he’s a fine technician, great in the sack and bilingual. Just my type…rowr!

Young drops a quick pair of knees on his boiled foe and then cradles HDM.

Ed Hopper: ONE…

TWO…

NO!!!

Hotdog Mascot kicks out. Young whips HDM into the ropes and hits a standing dropkick. Young quickly pounces on HDM, stomping at his legs. Young grabs a leg and tweaks back with a grapevine leglock. Hotdog screams out in pain, though he has a perverse smile on his face.

Shannan Lerch: What did I tell you, Zach? The freak is enjoying this! When Hotdog Mascot looks at you with those bedroom eyes then you know you’re in trouble!

Zach Davis: I don’t think Young is expecting to get a submission with this move. More likely he’s trying to weaken Hotdog Mascot’s leg to set up for the spinning toe hold or Boston Crab later in the match. Having said that I also don’t think Young expected this. How exactly does one submit a sadomasochist?

The harder that Young cranks on Hotdog Mascot’s leg, the bigger that HDM’s smile becomes. Young finally releases the hold with a look of disgust on his face. Young tags Austin Adams into the match. They wait for Hotdog Mascot to get up before nailing him in the kisser with a double superkick. Hotdog stumbles forward before doing a faceplant onto the mat.

Zach Davis: My god! Did you hear the impact of those kicks?!

Shannan Lerch: It sounded like someone taking a sledgehammer to a bag of apples! I don’t think Hotdog Mascot enjoyed that very much!

Adams makes the cover as Young takes his place on the ring apron, a smug look on his face.

Ed Hopper: ONE…

TWO…

THR—NO!!!

Zach Davis: Hotdog Mascot kicks out but how much does he have left?!

Hotdog Mascot pumps his plump juicy fist, eliciting a cheer from the crowd. Adams ignores his pandering and sticks Hotdog’s head between his legs. Adams lifts HDM up and hits a stiff sit-out powerbomb, pinning HDM’s shoulders to the mat with his legs.

Ed Hopper: ONE…

TWO…

THR—NO!!!

Zach Davis: Hotdog Mascot once again mustards the courage to kick out before the three count!

Shannan Lerch: “Mustards the courage”? How do you even function, Zach?

The crowd has clearly rallied behind the courageous Hotdog Mascot. Austin Adams looks pissed. Adams grabs Hotdog by the throat and lifts him to his feet.

Zach Davis: Uh-oh! I think Adams is about to take the Hotdog Mascot for a ride, chokeslam style!

Shannan Lerch: Not so fast, Zach! Hotdog Mascot just guzzled Adams! He wants to take Austin Adams for a ride, chokeslam style!

Adams ends Hotdog’s resistance with a stiff headbutt, Zinedine Zidane style. Hotdog staggers back a couple of feet before shaking it off and wrapping Adams up in a bearhug, much to the delight of the capacity crowd.

Zach Davis: Is this it?! Is Hotdog Mascot going to submit Austin Adams with the Bun Pwner?!

Hotdog lifts Adams up and sends him flying across the ring with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.

Shannan Lerch: Great move by Hotdog Mascot! I don’t think he had the energy to commit to the Bun Pwner, but he just bought himself some time to recover!

Zach Davis: I think, and I know this is risky, but I think HDM has to tag Azazel into the match at this point, Shannan. Adams is sure as heck going to tag Young if he can, and I don’t think Hotdog has enough left right now to take on a fresh Adam Young.

Adams and Hotdog Mascot both slowly crawl to their respective corners, reaching out with their hands, trying to make the tag to their partners, the crowd alternating chants of “H-D-M!” and “B-T-J!” Both men lunge…and tag their partners!

Zach Davis: Azazel just springboarded into the ring and nailed Adam Young with a clothesline! Great move! This kid is pretty good when he actually shows up!

Azazel continues his momentum by drilling Austin Adams with a rolling elbow. Just then Michael Nirvana jumps onto the apron and begins screaming at Azazel and wildly waving his arms.

Zach Davis: What the hell is Nirvana doing? He’s supposed to be managing his team, not involving himself in this match!

Azazel turns his attention to Nirvana and begins strangling the BTJ’s manager with his bare hands. This gives Adam Young an opening to come in from behind with a low blow, dropping Azazel to his knees.

Zach Davis: Oh, to hell with it all! That’s what this was all about, wasn’t it? They wanted to turn it into a numbers game!

Shannan Lerch: All is fair in love and war, Zach, and as you know War is just around the corner. I think the BTJ’s have found their secret weapon!

Young and Adams stomp away at Azazel as the referee attempts to restore order, imploring one or both Jerks to leave the ring. Unbeknownst to either Jerk, Hotdog Mascot has recovered and is in the ring behind them. Nirvana tries to warn his men, but they’re locked into a trance as they continue their beating frenzy on Azazel. Hotdog covertly sneaks up behind Adams and drops him with the Mustard Sauce, his version of The Connector.

Zach Davis: Hotdog Mascot has come to the rescue of Jakob Azazel! Can he put the finishing touches on an upset victory for his team?!

Young alertly shoves Hotdog Mascot from the ring, causing Mascot to hit his head hard on the floor outside of the ring. Young goes in for the kill, scoops up Azazel and hits the Unpredictable.

Zach Davis: Unpredictable! Will that do it?!

Young makes the cover.

Ed Hopper: ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!

Zach Davis: It’s all over! The Jerks win again!

Shannan Lerch: It’s no secret that the Big Time Jerks are out to reclaim the WCF Tag Team Titles, and I think they’ve made quite a statement here tonight, Zach!

The Jerks are joined in the ring by their manager Michael Nirvana as Young helps Adams to his feet. The Jerks snarl at the fans and refuse to let the ref raise their hands as their theme music blares on the PA.

Zach Davis: What a bunch of Jerks!

Shannan Lerch: Wait a minute, who is that!?!

A man leaps the guard railing and slides into the ring. He has something in his hand but his face cannot be seen right away. He stands up and holds up the item in his hand, revealing that it's a Taser Gun and the arena erupts. Austin Adams turns around and is touched with the taser and you can hear the clicking sound of it being used. Austin begins to convolt and he flops to the mat like a ton of bricks and begins flopping like a fish.

Zach Davis: It's JASON KASH!! HE'S BACK!!! HE'S BACK IN THE WCF!!!

Shannan Lerch: Wow and he's here to make an example out of Big Time Jerks!

Kash drops the Taser Gun and rushes up behind Adam Young and leaps into the air and nails his finisher called U.T.I. and drops Young hard into the mat. Their manager Michael Nirvana backs away as Kash gets up off the mat and stares directly at the man who doesn't want any part of Kash. He walks over to Nirvana and acts like he's going to throw a punch and Nirvana drops to the mat and screams out like a little girl. Kash laughs as he turns and throws up his arms for the crowd. They begin cheering for him as he has offically made his return to WCF. He walks over and asks for a microphone from the Ring Announcer and one is handed to him. He steps into the center of the ring and looks down at both Adams and Young.

Jason Kash: I'M BAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!

The fans erupt, they show him love as he stands there looking around the entire arena. He waits for them to calm down as Young slowly rolls out of the ring and Nirvana grabs Adams leg and pulls him out of the ring. Kash smiles at them as they help eachother to the back area.

Jason Kash: Hey, Big Time Jerks! Don't get too comfortable because I just signed my new Written Contract with WCF and guess what? I've got one of you next week in my return match! One of you will become Influenced and I cannot wait!!

He drops the mic and leaves the ring, jumping back over the guard railing and disappearing within the crowd.

Logan's Security Segment

The jumbotron lights up in the arena, feeding everyone footage via a backstage cameraman. Logan, along with his team of security, are found near the door of Jay Price's locker room. They're all equipped with their trusty steel pipes, of course, which Logan actually uses to knock on the door. No answer. Logan instructs one of his men to break it down, and he does, sending a stiff boot into the doors handle and busting it open. Logan, along with the rest of them, readily arm the steel pipes expecting to find Price. However, the locker room is empty. Hank Brown walks into the shot.

Logan: Hey, boudle, you seen Jay Price?

Hank Brown: Uh.. I don't think he's arrived yet.

Some of Logan's security, who are still sore from their last encounter with Price, sigh in relief.

Logan: Well.. h'm. Let's say we take the rest of the night off boys. Ya' know, when you think about it, I've already defeated Torture tonight. And, technically, since Torture's spirit lives in Price, that's like beating him as well! Two birds with one tombstone!

This roars a laugh among his men. Hank Brown, on the other hand, appears disgusted by Logan's sense of humor.

Logan: What's wrong, Hank? Did that not deserve even a 'he-he' or a 'ha-ha'. Are you too good for us to laugh, Hank?

The security begin to circle a terrified Hank Brown. Hank takes little time to stay, dashing away from Logan and company faster than his two feet can carry him. Logan shrugs, and him, and his men make their exit, leaving the Kansas Coliseum.

Johnny Reb/Jay Price vs Doc Henry/Fort Knox

Zach Davis: Our next match up is going to be a tag team match featuring the current WCF Tag Team Champions...facing each other.

Shannan Lerch: Johnny Reb and Doc Henry may be our Tag Team Champions but they are anything but a team these days. Week after week of constant fighting amongst themselves has led to the split of The New Confederacy and this match-up tonight.

Zach Davis: Let's get to the action.

"Bad Company" begins to play over the venue's PA system.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from Sweet Water, Alabama, weighing in at two hundred and four pounds, he is one half of the WCF World Tag Team Champions...Johnny Reb.

Anticipation fills the air, and the crowd begins to cheer as Johnny Reb steps out, dressed in a grey Confederate frock coat and an officer's slouch hat. His manager, Don Jesus, is right behind him. The music plays on; the lyrics begin. "Company, always on the run. Destiny...is the rising sun. I was born, 6-gun in my hand. Behind a gun, I make my final stand." Johnny makes his way toward the ring at a dignified pace, matching the song's cadence. "That's why they call me..." Here, the tempo picks up. The Inveterate Confederate stops, raising his head and spreading his arms wide, to coax more adulation from the crowd. "Bad Company! And I can't deny..." As the fans sing along, Johnny moves toward the ring once more. "Bad company, 'til the day I die..." Reb mounts the ring steps and climbs in, holding the ropes for his manager. He runs to the far corner, ascending to the second turnbuckle, and throws his hands in the air, posing for the audience. There is a brief reprise of the chorus before the music fades away. Johnny hops down and shrugs off his coat, passing it and his hat to Don Jesus, who exits the ring as Reb awaits the bell.

Kyle Steel: And introducing his tag team partner...

All of the main lights in the arena go out as a series of red lights light up the stage, ramp and the ring. "4 Words To Choke Upon" by BFMV hits the speakers, and while it's loud enough to deafen the people even in the cheap seats, it can barely be heard over the massive booing coming from the crowd as Jay Price makes his way out onto the stage from the back, with the WCF People's Title slung over his left shoulder and the WCF Elite Title over his right while the original, still slightly burnt and blackened WCF World Title belt is wrapped around his waist.

Kyle Steel: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds....Jay Price.

After hearing Kyle Steel's piss poor attempt at announcing his presence, Price takes off down the ramp at a rather rapid pace before climbing the steps and stepping into the ring. Price then grabs the microphone out of Steel's hand.

Jay Price: What the hell was that? Holy shit Steel, I haven't heard announcing that boring since the last time I watched golf. Go stand over there and shut your pie hole while a pro shows you how to do this shit.

All of the lights in the arena go out except for one solitary spotlight that remains focused on him.

Zach Davis (thinking out loud): I wonder if I could get a spotlight of my own?

Jay Price: Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls of all ages, I ask you for complete silence.

Shannan Lerch: You have got to be kidding me.

The audience of course ignores this request and begins booing at a louder rate. Reb, who up to this point had been laughing, now seems rather irritated at the showboating behavior Price is exhibiting.

Jay Price: I stand before you at an amazingly slim two hundred and twenty nine and one half, that's right I don't round up or down, pounds. And I of course come to you tonight, just like I do each and every other night, from the greatest city in the entire United States....Phil-a-del-phi-a, Penn-syl-vaniaaaaaaa.

The Kansas crowd heavily boos this anti-Wichita statement. Price grins and heads for the corner before climbing up to the second turnbuckle, the spotlight remaining on him the entire time.

Jay Price: Wichita, Kansas, he is the Wrestling Championship Federation People's Champion. He is the Wrestling Championship Federation Elite Champion. And most importantly of all, he is the true WCF World Heavyweight Champion.....Jay Price.

Shannan Lerch: I think I'm going to hurl.

The crowd damn near goes into riot mode at Price for sullying the reputation of the WCF World Title as he hops off of the turnbuckle, a giant grin on his face as he throws the microphone at Kyle, smacking him in the face. The spotlight goes off and all of the normal arena lights come back on as Price hands off all three title belts to the referee who nearly falls over from the massive weight. As he walks over to the ropes to hand the titles to an official at ringside, Price begins to stretch out near his corner as he and Reb begin to discuss strategies. Kyle rubs the spot on his forehead where he was hit as he bends over and picks up his microphone.

Kyle Steel: And introducing their opponents....

Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits, and Doc Henry walks out from the back.

Kyle Steel: From Griffen, Georgia, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds....Doc Henry.

The fans boo as he walks to the ring before rolling in and standing in his corner.

Shannan Lerch: Last week Doc used some rather underhanded tactics to pick up the win over D-Day and I wouldn't be too surprised if he tried more of the same tonight.

Kyle Steel: And his tag team partner...

The lights go out and gold dollar signs flash about as Birdman featuring Lil Wayne - Get your shine on plays...

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, from Nashville, Tennessee......Fort Knox.

Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage covered with golden fireworks. Fort Knox comes out, wearing black shades. Knox is wearing gold chains around his neck and is wearing a gold Rolex watch and bracelet. He has a gold ring on each finger and when he holds to up to the camera they spell FORT KNOX. He then goes into the ring and poses as golden fireworks shoot off from the ring post. He then hands his gold to the ringside person and tells them not to lose his gold. He then puts on his gloves and gets ready to fight.

Zach Davis: Last week Fort Knox pulled off one of the biggest recent upsets in WCF when he pinned Reb. You have to think that has his confidence higher than ever.

Kyle Steel exits the ring and the referee signals for the bell to start the match as the teams try and decide who is going to start things off.

Shannan Lerch: Doc and Fort Knox seem to be arguing about who is going to start things for their team, however Price and Reb seem to have things figured out.

Zach Davis: How do you figure?

Shannan Lerch: Price just rolled out of the ring and is leaning against the barricade.

Zach Davis: Ah. Well Doc seems to want nothing to do with Reb and he too exits the ring. So it looks like we'll have Fort Knox and Johnny Reb going at it once again.

Shannan Lerch: Knox and Reb circle each other for a few moments and then lock up in the center of the ring. Both struggle for control..

Jay Price: Which is the opposite of what you used to do in bed.

Shannan Lerch: What the hell?

Shannan takes her eyes off of the match and looks over to see Price standing by the announce table with Zach's headset on his own head.

Shannan Lerch: Uhh, shouldn't you be over there? You know, on the apron.

Jay Price: Probably. Shouldn't you be calling the match?

Shannan Lerch: Why don'...oh why bother. Reb takes control of the tie up and throws Knox into the ropes. Knox comes back and Reb takes him down with a quick arm drag. Knox back to his feet quickly..but Reb is just as quick to take him down with another arm drag.

Jay Price: Nicely executed move there by Reb. Not as great looking as when I do it..but still nice.

Shannan Lerch: Reb moves in on the fallen Knox and pulls him to his feet by his arm. Reb tries for another irish whip but Knox counters it and turns it into a short arm clothesline.

Jay Price: Decent counter, but what a crappy clothesline.

Shannan Lerch: Again I ask, shouldn't you be over there.

Jay Price: Just giving the people what they want Shannan, much like you do for the truckers of the Midwest.

Shannan Lerch: You son of a bi...Knox moves in and places Reb in a chin lock before he can get to his feet. The referee is moving in to check in on Reb.

Stanley Moser: Alright Johnny, what's the word? You wanna quit?

Shannan Lerch: Reb shakes his head no as he begins to slowly use his legs to push himself up along with Knox. Both men up now as Knox looks around with a look of surprise on his face. Reb now trying to break the hold...and he does it with an elbow to the midsection.

Jay Price: Meh, I never would have been in that hold in the first place. In fact this match would have already been over if I had started.

Shannan Lerch: And why exactly didn't you start the match?

Jay Price: I wasn't in the mood at the moment. However right now I'm in the mood for a little something else.

Price hands Zach his headset back and walks over to the barricade before swiping a full bag of popcorn from a small child.

Shannan Lerch: What an ass. Anyway back to the match.

Zach Davis: Knox doubled over from that elbow shot and Reb hits him with a forearm shot to the back. Knox stumbles about the ring and Reb follows, occasionally hitting him with a shot to the back.

Shannan Lerch: Knox is near his corner but Doc seems to want nothing to do with a tag. And now Knox is extending his hand out but Doc just hops off the apron.

Zach Davis: Bit of an interesting development there Shannan. Reb hits one last big shot to Knox's back that sends him to the mat and then moves to the ropes, staring down Doc.

Shannan Lerch: And no words are being spoken but the looks on the faces of these two tells the story. You can just f...and Knox from out of nowhere with a quick roll up!

Stanley Moser: One...Tw..

Zach Davis: And Reb quickly kicks out before the count of two as Doc looks on with a grin on his face.

Shannan Lerch: Knox scrambles to his feet before going on the offensive, hitting a quick elbow drop onto Reb before he can get up. Knox back up and then he drops a second elbow onto Reb's back. Knox then looks down at Doc and tries to get him to come up on the apron for the tag.

Zach Davis: Doc looks up at Knox...then down at Reb...then back up at Knox before shaking his head no.

Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox not happy about that at all as he grabs Reb by the arm and pulls him up to his feet before applying a headlock. Knox torques the neck as he stares daggers at his partner.

Zach Davis: Reb fighting to break the hold and he does so before pushing Knox off and toward the ropes. Knox hits them and comes back...and Reb nails him with a drop toe hold.

Shannan Lerch: Reb now heads for the ropes and climbs out onto the apron as Knox is trying to recoup. He makes his way up and Reb jumps off, hitting Knox with a springboard clothesline.

Zach Davis: Reb with the quick pin attempt.

Stanley Moser: One...Tw..

Shannan Lerch: And Fort Knox kicks out before the two count. Reb pulls Knox up and drags him over to his corner where he reaches out to tag...nobody?

Zach Davis: Reb looking for the tag but finds Price isn't there. In fact...where did Jay go?

The cameraman scans the area looking for Price but can't seem to find him anywhere near ringside.

Shannan Lerch: What the hell? Where is he now?

The cameraman continues the search until he spots Price sitting a few rows back in the crowd beside a rather attractive blonde that is oddly wearing a bikini top to a wrestling show.

Zach Davis: Lucky bastard.

Shannan Lerch: And Reb throws Knox out of the ring through the ropes as he heads over to yell for Price.

Zach Davis: But Price doesn't seem the least bit interested in this match as he is now talking to the brunette sitting on the other side of him while his arm remains around the blonde.

Shannan Lerch: And now Reb is climbing out of the ring and hopping the barricade as heads for Price. The two begin to argue as the referee begins the ten count.

Stanley Moser: One...Two...Three

Zach Davis: Reb yelling at Price to get back to the ring but Price still ignoring him. Reb now leaning over and he seems to be whispering something in his ear.

Stanley Moser: Five...Six

Zach Davis: Reb turns back toward the ring and hops over the barricade before sliding into the ring to stop the count. Price is up out of the seat in the crowd and now he too is heading for the barricade. Reb gets up and doesn't even notice Fort Knox already back in with him until he turns around...and Knox nails him with a standing dropkick.

Shannan Lerch: Fort Knox taking advantage of the distraction there and now looking to take back control of this match as he grabs Reb's arm and drops an elbow onto it. Knox back up to his feet...and he drops another elbow onto Reb's arm before applying an armbar.

Zach Davis: And now Doc climbs back up onto the apron and he seems to be enjoying the sight of his former partner writhing in pain from this hold.

Shannan Lerch: And now Jay Price is going to finally get into the action as he slides into the ring and dives onto Knox, breaking up the hold. The referee is trying to get Price out of the ring but Price still manages to get his hands on Knox before throwing him shoulder first through the second rope and into Doc's mid-section, knocking him off the apron.

Zach Davis: Price now dragging Reb by his legs to their corner...although that seems unnecessary seeing as how Reb is fully conscious and capable of walking.

Shannan Lerch: Price steps back out onto the apron and then tags himself in. The referee has no choice but to allow it as Reb slips out onto the apron and Price slowly makes his way toward Knox.

Zach Davis: Knox has been in this match since we started and is desperately in need of a tag...too bad Doc just got taken out a few moments ago.

Shannan Lerch: And Knox is pulling himself up with the ropes as he looks for Doc. He sees him lying on the arena floor holding onto his stomach and utters a few choice curse words. Price grabs Knox and pulls him from the ropes before slamming his knee into Knox's gut, doubling him over.

Zach Davis: Price follows that up with a big european uppercut that sends Knox reeling backward into the corner.

Shannan Lerch: And now Price is again showboating as he taunts the crowd. Reb looks less than pleased from the apron as he yells for Price to get his head in the game. Price yells a few choice words back at Reb as Doc climbs up on the apron behind him and makes the tag. The referee sees it and signals it as Doc climbs into the ring.

Zach Davis: Price turns around...and is met with a big running shoulder block from Doc that puts him on his ass.

Shannan Lerch: Doc stops just shy of where Reb is standing outside on the apron and the two share a few glances before Doc goes back to work on Price, dropping an elbow across his face.

Zach Davis: Doc not missing a beat as he heads straight for the corner and climbs up top before leaping off with a frog splash. And here's the pin attempt!

Stanley Moser: One...Two...T..

Shannan Lerch: And unfortunately Price kicks out before the three count. Doc back up on his feet and it looks like he's setting up for a spear as Price crawls toward the wrong corner. He reaches the ropes and pulls himself up looking for Reb..only to realize it's Knox standing over him. He turns around in time to see Doc charging right at him looking for a spear....and ducks out of the way as Doc ends up spearing Knox off the apron and into the barricade.

Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!

Zach Davis: And Knox is in a lot of pain and judging by the replays you can see why.

Replays are shown of Doc hitting the spear and of Knox flying off the apron backward and crashing into the barricade hard.

Zach Davis: Doc gets up and realizes his huge mistake as he watches Knox being looked at by medical personnel. Meanwhile Price has started making his way slowly toward his corner, holding his ribs as he still feels the effects from that frog splash.

Shannan Lerch: Doc sees Price heading for the tag and cuts him off with a running elbow shot to the back. Price stumbles forward into the ropes and Doc grabs him before irish whipping him across the ring. Price comes back...and Doc takes him down with a spinning heel kick!

Zach Davis: Pin attempt!

Stanley Moser: One...Two...Th..

Shannan Lerch: And Price again kicks out before the three count and you can see the look of frustration on Doc's face as he stands back up, pulling Price to his feet with him.

Zach Davis: Doc grabs hold of Price and set's him up for the Gambler's Hand...but Price fights back with an elbow to the head. Price continues to fight back with a big right punch. Doc responds with a shot of his own and the two begin trading lefts and rights.

Shannan Lerch: And Price ducks one of Doc's shots and gets behind him before hitting him with that deadly inverted headlock backbreaker.

Zach Davis: Doc finds a way somehow to stay on his feet despite that move but you can see he's feeling it. Price not letting him recover for a second though as he grabs him by the arm and whips him hard into the corner. Price now lining him up and we've seen this before.

Shannan Lerch: Price takes off at full speed toward the corner before leaping up and nailing Doc in the face with both knees. My god that has to hurt.

Zach Davis: And Doc still showing just how tough of a sob he is as he stays on his feet.

Shannan Lerch: Stays on his feet? More like stumbles out of the corner.

Zach Davis: Either way he's out of the corner and Price is circling him like a lion circles it's prey. Doc is on dream street and he turns just slightly toward Price....and he gets dropped with a jumping cutter. Price with the pin attempt.

Stanley Moser: One...Two...THREE!

Shannan Lerch: Ugh, and that's the match as Price and Reb pick up the win.

"Four Words To Choke Upon" hits the PA system as Price stands up and grabs his three title belts from the referee. Reb also gets his Tag Title belt handed to him before the referee holds up both of their hands. The show goes to commercial as Price climbs up the turnbuckles to soak in the boos and Reb exits the ring.

Oblivion/Captain Punishment vs Greenfever/Ligeia Cariosus vs Slickie T/Gwendolyn

Zach Davis: I think we someone backstage with Hank Brown.

Shannan Lerch: Take it away, Hank.

Standing backstage is Hank Brown, surrounded by The Society. Standing to Hank's left side, is Captain Punishment. The wannabe superhero has his hands, in fists, on his hips. His masked face is tilted up and to the side. He has a wierd smile across his face. Melissa is chewing bubble gum. She blows out a bubble, which fascinates hank and Mini Oblivion. Havok taps hank's shoulder to get him back in the "here and now". Melissa finally pops the bubble, It makes a loud pop, which startles Captain Punishment, who tries to hide the reaction.

Captain Punishment: Whoa!! Excuse me!!

The surrounding people, are wondering why such a reaction, from Captain Punishment, until.....

Everyone: UGH!! OH MY GAWD!!! WHAT IS THAT!?!

Captain Punishment: Sorry. I had a sardine and peanut butter sandwich, before I came backstage. It gives me energy!!

Holding her nose, as does Mini Oblivion, she states...

Melissa: Apparently, energy isn't the only thing, it gives you.

Oblivion grabs the mic.

Oblivion: ENOUGH!! Greenfever, you call Oblivion a joke?! A joke?! I'm nothing more than "midget's, masks and malarkey", huh?!

Crowd: WHAT!?!

Oblivion: I said MIDGETS, MASKS, AND MALARKY!!!

Crowd: WHAT!?!

Oblivion: What concerns is it to you, who I surround myself with. What Oblivion does on it's time, is on Oblivion's time!! You have fun you're way and Oblivion will have fun IT'S way!!! Got it!! I have made you bleed. that's all Oblivion cares about!! It makes you scream out in pain!! You may have had too many hits to the head there, Greenfever. Stephan Johnson was the weepy little widower. not Oblivion. I never met the man. how should I know.

Oblivion get enraged.

Oblivion: SO, HOW IN THE BLUE HELL IS OBLIVION GONNA CARE HOW STEPHAN JOHNSON ACTED LIKE?!? And why are you telling me this?! You telling Oblivion, you made It into the psychotic enigma?! YOU MADE OBLIVION!?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?! When Oblivion was protecting Ace Slaughter from all that was evil, you were still sucking on your ugly mama's titties!! Like it or not, you and Oblivion are more a like than you realize. We just have different styles of displaying it!! Oblivion is more destruction, mutilation and mayhem. You are more into ripping off the heads of kittens and attaching them onto headless Barbie dolls!! We both enjoy the taste of blood. We both enjoy watching the torture of others. And finally.... WE BOTH ENJOY THE SENSATION OF PAIN!! You are more poetic, while Oblivion is more direct. Again, it comes back to our obsession with violence! With that said, you can bring that little psycho bitch, Ligeia Cariosus. It looks like she can use a good spanking!

Mini Oblivion pulls out a wooden paddle.

Dark Angel: No, little man. Let the grown-ups handle that task. She might take advantage and eat you!

Mini Oblivion shudders and hides behind Oblivion.

Oblivion: and finally, The World Heavyweight Champion... Slickie T Allen Guiliano. You are not only the World Champion, but you are also the Hardcore Champion. That title Greenfever and itself have shed a lot of blood, for that championship! But, it's the World Heavyweight Championship, Oblivion is more concerned about!! But, tonight you and that pixie lunatic, Gwendolyn are gonna stepped into the abyss of Hell...

Crowd: ABYSS OF HELL!!!

Mini Oblivion looks around, searching for the voices he just heard.

Oblivion: Wichita, Kansas!!

The crowd cheers.

Oblivion: Nail down everything! Hang on, tight!! Because, tonight, the triple threat tag team match is gonna burn down The Kansas Coliseum!!! And that....

Oblivion walks closer towards the camera. He is face deep into the camera.

Oblivion/The Society/ Crowd: YOU CAN CHOKE.... ON... THA-A-A-T!!!

Oblivion continues to screams into the camera for an extra half second, before leaving backstage.

Hank Brown: Captain Punishment, anything to add?!

Captain Punishment just keeps his fists on his hips and his head tilted, before looking at Hank Brown and leaving....

[WOO-OO-OO-OOSH]

Shannan Lerch: Wow.

Zach Davis: That was... quite interesting.

Shannan Lerch: Kyle Steel, is in the ring, for the opening introductions.

A loud "whooshing" sound followed by the beginning of the "Superman Theme" brings Captain Punishment running out onto the stage with his arms held out in front of him in a flying motion.

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 174 pounds, from New york City.... CA-A-APTAI-AI-AIN PU-U-UNI-I-I-ISHME-E-ENT!!

He keeps his arms out in front of him, as he runs full speed toward the ring before sliding in under the ropes. Captain Punishment runs over to the nearest corner and performs various poses, including attempting to make a muscle, as the crowd applauds.

Shannan Lerch: Oh God, how pathetic.

Zach Davis: Shannan!!

The crowd tries not to burst out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness. He then removes his cape/bath towel and throws it to the crowd before hopping out of the corner to await the start of the match.

Shannan Lerch: Zach, serious! Look at him! But, now... here comes, Oblivion!!!

The lights go out. Zach davis slides under the desk.

Shannan Lerch: Not again!!

Zach Davis: I don't care. That lunatic scares me!

Shannan Lerch: As much as Greenfever does?

Zach Davis: No, not quite. Maybe, but Oblivion still gives me the creeps!

In the name of God by Slayer begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 295 pounds, from the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche...... O-O-O-OBLI-I-IVI-I-I-I-O-O-O-O-NN-N-NN-N!!!

White strobe lights begin to flash, in the arena, as the song starts. Smoke fills the entrance stage and ramp. There are a mixture of cheers and boos, as the crowd stands on their feet and rush to the security railings. Oblivion slowly slinks through the smoke and is low to the ground, with it's arms extended outward. Oblivion has it's index fingers pointing outward. The guitar solo begins, as the strobe lights flash and pulse, along with the music. Pyro sets off, along the length of the entrance ramp. Oblivion, with it's arms extended outward, it spins around. As Oblivion gets to ringside, It pops his neck, as Oblivion holds it's arms outward. Red, black, and white pyro explodes all over the stage, ramp, and parts, of the arena. Oblivion slides under the ring ropes and walks to a corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He slaps, with both hands, two hard times on the turnbuckle. On the third slap, pyro shoots out from the tops, of the ring posts. Oblivion jumps down and walks over to the center of the ring. The strobes and lasers continue to flash. Several hundred cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion strikes a muscular pose. With it's head tilted back, smoke begins to fill and surround the ring.

Lies in the name of God!!!!!

Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!!! I think I need a cigarette after an entrance like that!!

Zach Davis is sweating and breathing heavy, with a wild look in his eyes, as he looks over the top, of the desk.

Zach Davis: I think I just soiled myself.

Shannan Lerch: Here come one half of the second third of this triple threat tag team match.

The first electronic beats of "tear you apart" begin over the loudspeakers, the lights going out completely.

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 135 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Li-i-i-gei-i-i-a-a-a Cario-o-o-osu-u-us!!

A few silver strobes begin to flash at a random patterns. Smoke begins to rise from the stage, as the first verse begins to play, the figure of Ligeia Cariosus appearing as not but a silhouette, shortly followed by her sister and manager, Astoria. The lights flash as if lightning, and then the two begin down the ramp towards the ring in the darkness. Ligeia walks around the ring to the side, stepping up on the apron while Astoria heads up the ramp and into the ring. Ligeia wraps her legs around the ring ropes and hangs upside-down, her hands crossed, as Astoria holds her hands out, mimicking the pose most often seen in portraits of Jesus on the cross. The pyros explode red from the ring posts before Astoria pulls Ligeia into the ring. The lights go up now as the two wait for Ligeia's opponent.

Zach still hiding, he peeks over the edge, of the commentator's table.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Greenfever. Hey Zach.

Zach peaks over and looks at Shannan.

Zach Davis: Yea?

Shannan Lerch: BOO!

Zach Davis: Oh God!

The lights drop as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.They all run like scared little rabbits.Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness.

Kyle Steel: Weighing at 190 pounds, from Pine Bluff, Arkansas..... GREE-EE-EENFE-E-EVER-ER-ER!!

His face and hands are smeared with blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.

Zach peeks over and sees that Greenfever is in the ring, Zach sits back in his chair.

Zach Davis: Now, that is over and done with, here comes the Hardcore and World Heavyweight Champion and his tag team partner.

An instrumental of 'The Beautiful People' sung by Marilyn Manson begins to play through the arena.

Kyle Steel: From Cardiff, Wales. Weighing in at 120 pounds.... GWEN-EN-ENDO-O-O-OLY-Y-YN!!

No one walks out for awhile, until after a couple of seconds pass by Gwendolyn makes her way out from the black satin curtains that separate the ring arena and backstage arena apart. She completely ignores the fans as she makes her way down to the ring. They don't know if they should cheer or boo her, so they do a mix of both- not that she cared of anything. They where the least of her concern, her concern was walking out the match victorious. She crawls into the ring and stops in the middle. She finally changes her facial expression from nothing at all- to a creepy evil-like smile into the camera that sent chills down the spines of people watching. She tugs on her hair and bites her lip before backing up into the corner and sitting down, awaiting for the opening bell.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes the champ!!

"Gravesend (Lake of Fire)" players over the speakers as Slickie makes his way through the black curtain, turning his back to the crowd and making his famous "T" symbol with outstretched arms. Once the words to the song begin, he quickly turns and looks over the crowd, giving a smirk before making his way down the ramp, extending his hand to those that are already outstretched. Once reaching the ring, he stands on the ring apron, using the top rope to vault himself into the center of the ring. He then climbs the turnbuckle and outstretches his arms to form a "T" once again before doing a back flip into the center of the ring and awaits for the opening bell.

Zach Davis: It looks like Stanley Moser is allowing one person from each team to start, in the ring.

The tag teams are talking amongst each other.

Shannan Lerch: It looks like Oblivion, Greenfever and Slickie T are gonna start for their teams.

[DING-DING]

Zach Davis: And this match starts.

Oblivion and Greenfever charge at each other, as Guiliano just leans into a corner and watches the two madmen go for each other's throats.

Shannan Lerch: Both Greenfever and Oblivion are going at it, throwing lefts and rights. Elbows, forearms and fists are flying everywhere and it looks like The World Champion is loving every minute of it!

Greenfever gouges at Oblivion's eyes, before grabbing Oblivion's head and begin to chomp down into the masked forehead of Oblivion.Greenfever spits out small pieces of mask. Greenfever begins a barrage of vicious strikes against his rival's body, face, and head.

Zach Davis: All that did, was just angered Oblivion.

Oblivion begins to strike back with furious lefts and rights, sending Greenfever backwards. As Greenfever uncharacteristically stumbles backwards, oblivion takes the opportunity and grabs Greenfever right wrist with his left hand and hits him with a short-armed clothesline, which causes both of them to fall.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Slickie T running.

With Oblivion and Greenfever, on their hands and knees, Slickie T comes running and kicks both Oblivion and Greenfever in their heads.

Zach Davis: Slickie picks up Oblivion and hits him with a quick snap suplex.

Slickie hurries and grabs Greenfever and hits him with a quick snap suplex. The World Champion turns around and begin to drop elbows and knees across Oblivion's body. He turns around to grab Greenfever, but Greenfever grabs him and pins him arms and proceeds to continously head butt Slickie T. Greenfever see the chance to hit the champion with multiple strikes. With Slickie stunned, Greenfever hits Slickie with a side kick to a Round-house kick to a Spin-Kick. The crowd erupts with a combo of loud cheers and thunderous boos. Slickie drops hard down to the mat. Greenfever looks around.

Shannan Lerch: Greenfever is looking for Oblivion.

The crowd explodes with cheers, as Oblivion is standing on the ring apron and waits for Greenfever to turn around.

Zach Davis: greenfever turns around! Oblivion leaps up and jumps on the top ring rope and leaps off with a devastating clothesline! with Greenfever stunned, Oblivion picks up his opponent and nails him with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker.

Captain Punishment is just busting out the seems, waiting to be tagged in. Oblivion grabs greenfever and hits him with a T-Bone suplex.

Shannan Lerch: That suplex shook the arena.

Oblivion stands over Greenfever and gives an eerie/evil smirk. Oblivion drops to his knees, next to greenfever.

Zach Davis: What is Oblivion gonna do?

Oblivion begins to gnaw down onto greenfever's forehead and spits out a piece of Greenfever's forehead. Then out of nowhere....

[WOOSH-WHAM!!]

Shannan Lerch: Slickie T ran from across the ring and smacked Oblivion, in the mouth with a running dropkick, to the face.

Oblivion is grabbing his face, Captain Punishment, with all of his frustration comes bolting out, of his corner and...

[WHAM!!!]

Zach Davis: Captain Punishment comes out running and Slickie T just nailed him with a jumping heel kick to his face.

Slickie grabs Captain Punishment and proceeds to throw him, out of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Captain Punishment just crashed down, ringside.

As Slickie looks down at Captain Punishment, gloating about his accomplishment, standing behind him were Greenfever and Oblivion. Oblivion and Greenfever viciously start attacking him with vicious lefts and rights. As soon as they get Slickie down to the mat, they both begin to stomp a "mudhole" into the fallen champion. They turn to each other and begin to scrap again. Greenfever claws at Oblivion's eyes. As Oblivion is temporary blinded, Greenfever grabs Oblivion and hits him with a S.T.O. to a flat liner to a choke slam combo. Greenfever collapses, as Oblivion's body is twitching in the middle of the ring.

Zach Davis: Greenfever crawls over to his corner and tags in Ligeia Cariosus.

Cariosus bolts over to a lying Oblivion and goes for the pin. Stanley Moser slides in for the pin.

Crowd: ONE!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THR- NO-O-O-O!!

Oblivion kicks out, tossing Cariosus upward and out of the ring. She lands near Captain Punishment. the captain drops down to help her, but she reacts as if he was going to hurt her. She screams out and spins and nails Captain Punishment with a spinning heel kick. He spins around with the momentum. Cariosus grabs Punishment, before he fell and catches him into a wrenching guillotine choke. they both crash down to the ringside area. Stanley Moser starts the count...

Moser: ONE!!!

Zach Davis: Ligeia Cariosus is a hellcat and she is NOT letting go!

Inside the ring, Slickie T grabs Oblivion and hits the Dark One with a Russian leg sweep. With Oblivion incapacitated, Slickie runs to a nearby corner. He climbs up, to the top turnbuckle and leaps off and hits Oblivion, with a swanton bomb. The crowd erupts with cheers and some boos. Cariosus let's go of the choke and runs back into the ring. Slickie doesn't see her and she grabs him and hits him with a royal butterfly double underhook suplex.

Shannan Lerch: Both Oblivion and Slickie T are down and Ligeia Cariosus is mighty proud of herself, as she spats down at the two fallen wrestlers.

Cariosus is about to bounce off the ropes, when captain Punishment grabs the top rope and she topples over and crashes down hard onto the mat. The Captain is limping slowly as he grabs Cariosus and nails her with a sit out jawbreaker. Mighty of himself, Punishment picks up Cariosus and snapmares her, then follows up with a dropkick to her face. Stanley Moser tells Captain Punishment to knock it off and get back to his corner. The Captain does exactly that and Oblivion crawls, inch by inch and tags in Captain Punishment. The Captain exits the ring and grabs for Cariosus, but she was waiting for him and nails him with a spinning Impaler.

Zach Davis: Captain Punishment is down. I repeat, Captain Punishment is down! Ligeia Cariosus crawls back into the ring, where Slickie T was waiting for her. Slickie grabs her and picks her up above his head and hits her hard with a DDT. He picks her up, quickly hits her with a hurricanrana. he goes for the pin, but before the referee could make a count, Greenfever rushes into the ring and grabs for Slickie T.

Shannan Lerch: Oh great! Here comes Oblivion! For the first time, of the match, Gwendolyn enteres the ring. Captain Punishment slides into the ring and now all six, are in the ring.

Stanley Moser is having his hands full, until Gwendolyn goes for a front flip kick and Greenfever grabs Stanley Moser and pulls him in front and the referee gets nailed and collapses.

Zach Davis: Oh great Allen Guiliano is the only sane one, in the match and the ref is out cold. Greenfever and Oblivion both look at the fallen referee, simultaneously and they both bolt out of the ring and both grab for chairs.

Shannan Lerch: Oh fantastic! The two craziest sumsavabitches have chairs and they are beginning to swing. Oblivion nails Cariosus and Slickie. Greenfever swings his chair and hits Captain Punishment and Gwendolyn. They realize, they are the only two standing and begin to swing their chairs, at each other, but only hit the other's chair. With a loud clang, they both let go of their chairs and they lunge at each other, but Oblivion ducks, spins around, and hits Greenfever with a belly to belly suplex! Slickie slowly stands up and grabs the chair and whacks Oblivion, on the back of his head. The Dark One collapses to the mat. Slickie T swings at Greenfever, but misses. Greenfever spins around and....

[WOO-OO-OOSH!!!]

Zach Davis: Red Bile Mist!!!

Guiliano tries to swing, but misses. Greenfever smiles with glee, as he stalks Slickie T. He creeps towards Slickie T and hits him with a gut-wrench spinning crucifix sit down powerbomb. Stanley Moser is slowly moving and sees Greenfever going for the pin on Guiliano.

Shannan Lerch: But, Greenfever is not the legal man!

Zach Davis: Moser is dazed and confused, I don't think he really know who is who!

Crowd: ONE!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE-NO-O-O-O!

Captain Punishment leaps from a top turnbuckle and hits Greenfever on the back of his head with a Heroic Dive. Punishment goes for the pin, but out of nowhere Cariosus flies onto Captain Punishment and hits him with an avalanched death valley driver.

Shannan Lerch: But, here comes Gwendolyn.

Gwendolyn charges Cariosus and hits her with a double knee face breaker. Slickie T sees his opportunity and grabs Cariosus, but she slips out and runs towards her corner and tags in Greenfever. That scares Captain Punishment and he tags back in Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Now, the match is now back with how it started with Greenfever, Slickie T, and Oblivion.

Oblivion nails Slickie T with an enziguiri, but Greenfever grabs Oblivion and pops him in his mid-section and....

[WHAM!!!]

Shannan Lerch: Dislocated Piledriver!!

Oblivion crashes on down onto the mat. Greenfever begins to drool with anticipation, as he stalks and creeps around Oblivion. He cuts across his own throat, with his thumb.

Zach Davis: That's it!! It's time for The Move You Fear

Greenfever attaches a scissor leglock around Oblivion's head. The crowd erupts with thunderous boos! Oblivion is thrashing around!

Shannan Lerch: Greenfever is squealing with anticipation, as he squeezes Oblivion's neck.

[WOO-OOSH-BANG!!]

Zach Davis: FLYING PUNISHMENT!!!

Captain Punishment flies through the air with his arms out.

Shannan Lerch: Captain Punishment looks like he is flying!

Captain Punishment lands with a body splash onto Greenfever. Moser tries to get Captain Punishment out of the ring, as he is trying to get Oblivion motivated. Slickie T stands up and he grabs Greenfever and...

[WHAM!!]

Zach Davis: T-BONE!!!

Guiliano is celebrating, when Oblivion comes from behind and...

[WHAM!!!]

Zach/Shannan: IT'S CHECK OUT TIME!!!

Cariosus and Gwendolyn charge and they begin tearing at each other. they crowd gets to on their feet, cheering the ladies in their own individual cat fight. Both women are rolling around, as they pound each other with closed fists. Gwendolyn picks up Cariosus and....

[WHAM!!!]

Zach/Shannan: COMATOSE!!!

Gwendolyn hits Cariosus with a double under hook flip piledriver. But, it is Oblivion who climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Greenfever comes charging, but...

Zach Davis: Out of nowhere...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Captain Punishment!!

Captain Punishment nails Greenfever with a flying clothesline, but the momentum has Greenfever landing on Captain and Greenfever begin to bite on the Captain, who is squealing out in pain. Greenfever is spitting out chunks of skin from captain Punishment's face. Greenfever digs into the forehead of Punishment, with his dirty fingernails. Blood starts to trickle out!

Oblivion flies through the air with a shooting star press and lands with a leg drop across the chest and throat of Allen Guiliano.

Zach Davis: BI-POLAR!!

Oblivion goes for the pin....

Crowd: ONE!!

Crowd: TWO!!!

Crowd: THREE!

Shannan Lerch: WHAT!

Zach Davis: I don't believe it!

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion just pinned the World Champ!

Oblivion rolls out of the ring, joined by his Society as he walks up the ramp, very pleased with himself.

Zach Davis: Tonight is one thing, Shannan, but I have a feeling War is going to be a very different story.


D-Day vs Creeping Death vs Ace Garrison
Ladder Match

Its My Life by Bon Jovi plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his belt and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen and followed by all of the titles he has held in the WCF.

Zach Davis: Here comes D-Day! He is the only one entering this match without being a Champion, but he has previously held both the TV and US Titles.

The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. Then, the intro for "Blood and a Siren" by Index Case plays. After the little guitar intro, when the song gets intense, a spotlight hits the curtain and Creeping Death emerges, wearing a black hoodie with the hood up. He headbangs with the crowd as they throw up the devil horns, and he does the same back to them on his way to the ring. CD enters the ring by sliding in through the bottom rope. Inside, he walks to the far corner, leaps up and takes a seat on the top rope, awaiting the match to begin.

Shannan Lerch: And here is Creeping Death, the new Television Champion. This is the first time he's held the Television Title since 2006, and actually held it back in 2003 also.

"Control" by Puddle of Mudd hits the speaker system. The speaker brushes aside and Ace Garrison appears onto the stage. He stands there for a moment and looks amongst the fans, who are greeting him with boos! He smirks before making his way down the ramp. Ace walks up the ring steps, wipes his feet on the mat, and enters through the middle rope. He quickly walks towards the farthest corner and climbs up it. Once again, he looks amongst the crowd before smirking and jumping down.

Zach Davis: And here is the US Champion, Ace Garrison. You've got to wonder his mindset going into this match. He surely wants to retain the US Title, but the TV Title has been associated with Ace Garrison for a number of months... if he gets the chance, which belt will he choose to take down first?

The bell sounds.

Shannan Lerch: Here we go!

D-Day goes right on the attack, running at Garrison and tackling him down. CD, smartly, stands back and watches. D-Day pummels Garrison with rights and lefts before Garrison is able to get up. D-Day throws him to the ropes and hits a Backbreaker as he comes back! Garrison rolls out of the ring.

Zach Davis: D-Day on fire!

But of course, Creeping Death attacks D-Day the second he can, Dropkicking him from behind. D-Day stumbles forward into the turnbuckle, CD runs at him and Dropkicks him in the back again, crushing his stomach and chest into the turnbuckle. CD then gets between D-Day and the post, grabs his head, and hits a Tornado DDT!

Shannan Lerch: Hate to say it, but good move.

CD exits the ring to get a ladder, but he's met with a Clothesline from Ace Garrison. CD goes down and Garrison starts stomping on him, primarily his ribs.

Zach Davis: Ace Garrison focusing on the ribs of Creeping Death. CD looks like he's in a lot of pain.. does Garrison know something about some injury we don't?

Shannan Lerch: I've heard rumors that CD isn't 100% going into this match, and we may know why now.

Garrison picks Creeps up and executes a Rib Breaker, seemingly enjoying inflicting the punishment. CD cries out in pain.

Zach Davis: This seems kind of serious, Shannan!

Garrison picks CD up and throws him into the guardrail, CD still clutching his ribs in pain before falling to the ground. Garrison grabs a ladder and is about to enter the ring, but D-Day hits a Baseball Slide, sending the ladder right into Garrison's face! Garrison flies back and D-Day quickly rolls out and gets the ladder.

Shannan Lerch: Here we go!

D-Day gets back in and sets it up before beginning to climb.

Zach Davis: We could have a new Champion in a few moments!

But Garrison is back in the ring. He tries to pull D-Day off but D-Day kicks him away. Garrison then decides to just topple the entire ladder over. D-Day jumps off and lands on his feet before he'd crash down to the mat. Garrison goes for a Clothesline but D-Day ducks it and executes a Judo Hip Toss! He kicks Garrison a few times before setting the ladder back up.

Shannan Lerch: Here we go again..

D-Day climbs at a moderate pace... almost to the top...

Zach Davis: He's reaching for the belts!

But no! Creeping Death, still holding his rib, is in the ring and climbing up the ladder as fast as he can! He hits D-Day with a stiff shot, causing D-Day to nearly fall off. D-Day fires back with a shot of his own, and CD nearly falls off as well.

Shannan Lerch: Dangerous situation here for both of these men..

Zach Davis: I don't believe the heart of Creeping Death.

Soon CD is able to reach and grab D-Day's head, slamming it into the ladder. D-Day falls down hard onto the mat.

Shannan Lerch: This is it.. ugh, CD's going to grab a belt.

CD looks up, then back down. Ace Garrison is starting to get up, and he's clearly going to intercept CD before he can grab hold of a belt. CD climbs higher onto the ladder.

Zach Davis: What is he doing...

He looks down at D-Day... AND FLIES OFF THE LADDER WITH A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!

Shannan Lerch: Oh my GOD!

...D-Day rolls away in the nick of time! CD's body crashes into the mat and he screams in pain, clutching his ribs. He quickly rolls out of the ring.

Zach Davis: VERY high risk move... didn't pay off. Creeping Death needs medical attention I think, guys.

Garrison begins climbing up the ladder now. He's nearly to the top before D-Day is back up and climbing up the ladder as well.

Shannan Lerch: ...And here we go again... again!

Both D-Day and Ace Garrison reach the top around the same time, and begin trading blows, much as D-Day and CD did earlier. Garrison gets the upper hand, however, with D-Day nearly falling off. Garrison reaches up, getting higher up on the ladder, trying to grab the Television Title..

Zach Davis: Can he grab it?

No. D-Day hits Garrison in the midsection, nearly doubling him over. D-Day steps up and grabs Garrison...

Shannan Lerch: What the... no. Is he...

Zach Davis: He's going to hit the Dead and Forgotten off the ladder! This is impossible!

BUT NO! D-Day hits it! The crowd pops huge, chanting "Holy shit!" and whatnot.

Shannan Lerch: Garrison looks injured! This can't be good!

D-Day gets up, more determined than ever. He climbs to the top...

Zach Davis: New Champion?

...and grabs first the US Title, and then the Television Title!

Shannan Lerch: New Champs! D-Day walks out with all the gold!

The bell sounds as D-Day's music plays. He climbs down the ladder, big smile on his face.

Zach Davis: D-Day has regained both the TV and US Titles! I don't believe it!

Shannan Lerch: That is great news, but Ace Garrison and Creeping Death both look injured. This wasn't the longest match ever but it looks like 2/3rds of the competitors suffered quite a bit of injury.

The music stops and the lights go out.

Zach Davis: What's with the flickering??

Shannan Lerch: Don't tell me..

The lights come on and 8 men stand in a line right in front of the announcers table on the outside of the ring. D-Day looks around the ring for help, but both Garrison and Creeping Death are hurting. The 8 War Invaders look at each other in masks and dark clothes and step towards the ring.

Shannan Lerch: This is getting way annoying!

Zach Davis: I'm counting eight masked invaders!

Shannan Lerch: Yeah? So?

Zach Davis: There was nine last week!

The 8 Invaders all climb up onto the apron when the crowd cheers as Doc, and the Big Time Jerks slide into the ring.

Zach Davis: Hey! WCF just evened the score!

Shannan Lerch: Team WCF does exist! Oh yeah!

Zach Davis: Finally a fair fight!

The Invaders look at each other and step off the apron in unison. The crowd starts to boo. The invaders split into two teams of four and slowly walk on either side of the ring as if they're going to surround it.

Shannan Lerch: What are they doing?

Zach Davis: I have no idea but the Jerks and D-Day are taunting them, they want to fight right now!

The Invaders meet back up on the other side of the ring on the entrance side and slowly back peddle up the ramp. The crowd continues to boo and starts a WCF chant in which the wrestlers inside the ring nod their heads to. The 8 Invaders stand in a line at the top of the ramp and stare down the small team of WCF wrestlers who have just banded together for the first time in months. The crowd chants "WCF! WCF! WCF!" as the copy right info appears on the bottom of the screen and a two second shot of each member of team WCF is shown before Slam fades to black.