Jason Kash vs Austin Adams
Television Title Match: Fort Knox vs D-Day
The Hotdog Mascot vs The Savior vs Captain Punishment vs Ligeia Cariosus vs Russle Trombone
Oblivion/Greenfever/Doc Henry vs Slickie T/Johnny Reb/Jay Price
Opposite of Adults by Chiddy Bang hits and Slam is on the air, live from the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas!
Zach Davis: Welcome to Slam! This is our last stop before War, and I couldn't be more excited.
Shannan Lerch: At 10 PM EST, you can join the WCF chatroom at wcfwrestling.com to learn the number two man to enter the War match next Monday night. Who will start it off with Slickie T?
Zach Davis: Speaking of Slickie, what an incredible main event we have tonight! Biggest six man tag possibly ever.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion, Greenfever, and Doc Henry team up to take on Slickie T, Johnny Reb, and Jay Price. What incredible egos all in one match!
Zach Davis: Can Oblivion and Greenfever coexist? How will Slickie T work his final match on Slam? How will Henry and Reb interact? Can't wait.
Shannan Lerch: We also have a five person match to determine who gets the final spot in the War match. Five of WCF's undercard wrestlers get a chance to shine. Hotdog Mascot, The Savior (who is a newcomer!), Captain Punishment, Ligeia Cariosus, and Russle Trombone. What a crazy cast of characters in this match.
Zach Davis: We've got a TV Title match between Fort Knox and the new Champion... D-Day! Should be good!
Shannan Lerch: And in our opener, the returning Jason Kash faces Austin Adams! Kash attacked the Jerks last week so this is their chance for revenge!
Zach Davis: Well then. Lets get to the show.
The lights, in the arena go dim.
The crowd scrambles to stand up, some with their hands on their ears. Some of the crowd run towards the entrance ramp, screaming and yelling. Three sets of spotlights start to rotate around the crowd. A loud siren, similar to a tornado warning, echoes throughout the arena.
Zach Davis is holding his ears, as Shannan Lerch stands up. Shannan throws her arms, in the air. Her hands are in the "devil's horns" as In the name of God by Slayer begins to start.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes The Society
There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. Monk like chants start to play out along with the music. Thick white misty smoke begins to roll out. A half dozen muscular men, varying in different sizes from cruiserweight to the super heavyweight all wearing black cloaks, slowly walking out with large lit torches. The six men begin to chant out... "Ther-er-ere i-i-is no-o-o choice but to fo-o-ollow-ow-ow! Ther-er-ere i-i-is no-o-o choice but to fo-o-ollow-ow-ow!" Oblivion slowly slinks low to the ground, with It's arms extended outward and has It's index fingers pointing outward. Melissa is seductively crawling along with the slinking Oblivion. Dark Angel and Havok are walking slowly behind them, through the mist. Mini Oblivion is bouncing around with a cheesy grin, as like a child full of caffeine. As the guitar solo begins, lazers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of the American Airlines Center. Oblivion and Melissa slowly stand up, with Oblivion's arms extended outward. Oblivion spins around. The six cloaked figures continue to walk and chant. Oblivion and the rest of the Society gets to ringside, It pops it's neck. Oblivion holds it's arms outward, as Melissa rubs her right hand across his chiseled torso, right before she crawls between his legs, towards the ring. The six "monks" split up and begin to surround the ring. Oblivion slides under the ring ropes and walks to a corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Oblivion raises It's arms to an mostly cheering crowd. Oblivion jumps down and walks over to the center of the ring, along with the rest of The Society. The six men stay on the outside, of the ring, as they continue to chant. Several thousand cameras flash throughout the arena, as thunderous pyro explosions and lazer flashes, while Oblivion and the rest of The Society strikes a muscular pose.
Zach Davis: I don't know about you Shannan, but I find that entrance quite enthralling.
Shannan Lerch: I do too, Zach. But, a few things puzzle me.
Zach Davis: Do tell.
Shannan Lerch: One, the monks usually leave as Oblivion enters the ring. Two. Where are The Gathering? And thr-
Zach Davis: And three, where is Fort Knox?
Shannan Lerch: Exactly! Something doesn't seem right.
Oblivion: Since losing the WCF World Heavyweight Championship, It's existence has not been centered correctly. The Cash Money Nightmares have not recaptured the WCF World Tag Team Championships. The existence of The Society has become tarnished and this... IT WILL NOT TOLERATE!!!
Zach Davis: Where is this going?!
Oblivion: For awhile now, Oblivion has been thinking, of the bigger picture.
Shannan Lerch: I'm starting to get a funny feeling about this.
Zach Davis: It must be something that you ate, must be gas.
Shannan Lerch: God, Zach. I hope so. I hope it's only gas. But, I have this God forsaken feeling, that something bad is about to happen.
The crowd gasps.
Zach Davis: Oh my God!!
Dark Angel is lying on the mat, before Oblivion's feet.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion just laid out Dark Angel, with the mic to his head.
Melissa has a look of confusion, on her face as Oblivion bends down towards Dark Angel and grabs his mask....
Oblivion: WHAT HAS IT TOLD YOU ABOUT FAILURE?!? OBLIVION DOES NOT EXCEPT FAILURE!!! YOU HAVE FAILED IT FOR THE LAST TIME!! OBLIVION HAS SCHOOLED YOU IN THE WAYS OF THE SOCIETY AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY OBLIVION?! IT PUT IT'S REPUTATION ON THE LINE, WHEN IT SENT YOU DOWN TO MEXICO FOR TRAINING, THAT IS WHY, YOU KEITH, IS WEARING THAT MASK. YOU HAVE BETRAYED THAT
CULTURE!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THAT MASK!!
Melissa: Oblivion no!!!
Oblivion grabs Dark Angel by the head and proceeds to unmask him. Dark Angel resists and tries to fight back. All that does is enrage Oblivion, due to Dark Angel's failure to follow orders. Oblivion rips off the mask and holds it up, into the air. Dark Angel tries to grab, for the mask, but is met with a boot to the face.
Oblivion: This is what you get, when you challenge It's commands.
Melissa: Oblivion don't!!
Oblivion aggressively turns towards Melissa, as the crowd gasps. It grabs her face and proceeds to yell.
Oblivion: And what about you?! All you do is hang all over Fort Knox! What have you done for Oblivion lately?!?! You slink around here, as if you are displaying your sexuality like a beacon. People say Oblivion has psychological issues... BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU, MELISSA?!?! HUH?!? WHAT ABOUT YOU!?
Shannan Lerch: I think this is getting out of hand!
Melissa is shaking with fright, as Oblivion still has a tight grip on her face, as It screams at her. Havok just stands near a corner, as Mini Oblivion tries to intervene, but Oblivion roars out and back hands Mini Oblivion, who tumbles backwards.
Zach Davis: Wait a minute!
Shannan Lerch: What?
Zach Davis: Wasn't there six monks, ringside?
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, why?
Zach Davis: One is missing.
The camera pans towards the direction of the five standing monks. The crowd cheers, as the missing monk is standing on the ring apron, behind Oblivion. As It turns around, in the direction of the singular monk, the other cloaked figures wave their right hand above their torches, causing all the lights in the American Airlines Center to flicker then go out, with exact timing of the torches fires dying. The crowd begins to panic, when suddenly the lights come back on.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God, Melissa and the monks are gone.
Zach Davis: As if they just disappeared!!
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God, The Gathering!!!
Zach Davis: It was like, as if the torches were keeping The Gathering at bay.
But, Dark Angel is still there, looking up, with fright at his soon to be, former leader, as The Gathering are standing on the ring apron hissing, moaning, clicking, and groaning. They have their bony little hands on the middle rope, as they stare at Dark Angel, as if they are anticipating on their next meal. Mini Oblivion notices his cohorts and approaches them....
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD, THE GATHERING HAS STRUCK MINI OBLIVION!!
Mini Oblivion falls down, to the mat and is being dragged, under the bottom rope, kicking and screaming bloody murder. Mini Oblivion falls down with dead weight down to the mat ring side area. The Gathering immediately pounces down onto Mini Oblivion, beginning to shred the little man, as if he was their chew toy. As Mini Oblivion continues to scream out with terror, he is beginning to be pulled under the ring. Mini Oblivion tries to dig his nails into the mats, but with no success, all that is left is the scratch marks left on the mats, as he is being drug under the ring. Within seconds, The Gathering scurry from under the ring, like cockroaches from the kitchen light, when from out of nowhere, a bright light explosion, with angelic choir illuminates the arena.
Shannan Lerch: Who the Hel-, heck is that?!
The white cloaked figure just points at Oblivion as the figure speaks.....
White cloaked figure: YOU'RE TIME IS NIGH!!
The Gathering slither into the ring...
Zach Davis: Dude! Watch out!!!
The Gathering attacks the cloaked figure, as Oblivion begins to carve up Keith, the former Dark Angel. Keith's face becomes a crimson mask, as Oblivion picks him up by the throat and....
Oblivion locks Keith into an inverted face lock, by reaching with his own left arm draping over Keith's throat/neck area. Oblivion reaches with his right hand and grabs a hold to Keith's ring wear, by the knees. Oblivion tosses Keith over his left shoulder, while still holding onto Keith's neck and head. Then, finally crashing down into a Stunner.
Zach Davis: Oh my God, I think Oblivion just killed the former Dark Angel!!
Oblivion just stands over his former charge and laughs. The arena is filled with a glowing white light as The Gathering shrieks out, as they hold their ears. The white light becomes overwhelming, until the light dissipates and The Gathering is no longer standing there. Oblivion continues to use his long razor-like fingernails to carve up Keith's face. Oblivion stands up a severely bleeding Keith and pushes him into the ring ropes. Keith bounces off and....
Shannan Lerch: CHECK OUT TIME!!
Oblivion nails Keith with a sweet chin music.
The white light disappears, when angelic music plays and five men wearing white cloaks come running, to assist Keith. Three men slide into the ring, in between Oblivion and the fallen former Dark Angel, as the other two pull Keith out of the ring. The three white cloaked gentlemen just points at Oblivion as they leave the ring. The original cloaked person, a super heavyweight that was attacked by The Gathering stands up and tries to attack Oblivion when Havok charges at the over sized cloaked figure and hits him with a flying clothes line, knocking of his cloak revealing that the over muscular figure is wearing super hero garb. The super heavyweight is wearing torn purple trunks, elbow and knee pads. The over sized individual looks as if his skin has a green tint. As the shock of the appearance of this super heavyweight, the other five cloaked figures, also begin to reveal their appearance as well. They all are dressed as if they are like super heroes. They look like a throw back to the Marvel and DC comics of the eighties.
Zach Davis: Halloween isn't till next month!
Shannan giggles. The super hero like figures begin to surround Keith, for several minutes, when out from the bunch of super heroes, comes out Keith, looking like Captain America and the former wrestler The Patriot. Oblivion looks stunned as if something from It's past just slapped It across the face.
Zach Davis: Why is Oblivion standing there looking puzzled?
Shannan is grabbing her ear piece.
Shannan Lerch: I am getting information that back before Stephan Johnson was ordered to psychological treatment at the Florida State Mental Hospital, he was wrestling as Ace Slaughter. As we already knew. What Keith is dressed in is similar to what Ace Slaughter used to dress like, with the Patriot like red, white and blue ring attire.
Keith is now, in his new attire, looking at Oblivion with defiance. Oblivion bolts at the ring ropes, bouncing off of them and runs towards the ropes facing Keith. Oblivion leaps over the top rope and lands on top of the six super hero clad gentlemen and Keith. The crowd screams out in horror and terror when....
Voice: "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!"
The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness and runs towards the ringside area. He begins to pummel the super hero like persons, blowing red mist into their faces. Oblivion smirks as It squats low to the ground and grabs, with both hands under It's own jaw and spews out a blue mist hitting all six figures and the new super hero clad Keith. All the seven figures are grabbing for their eyes, when Greenfever grabs for two chairs and tosses one to Oblivion. Both "psychopaths" begin swinging at the seven men. Laying them down with heavy blows with the metal chairs. The seven men begin to try to stand but Greenfever and Oblivion pounces down onto them, causing them great pain and agony. They begin to try to scurry away, as Greenfever and Oblivion tries to grab them as like a cat does with a mouse. They super hero like persons flee, both Oblivion and Greenfever still have chairs in their hands. They have their backs towards each other, when they back up and their backs touch they spin around and swing their chairs...
Zach Davis: Oblivion and Greenfever banged their chairs together causing them to drop them.
Shannan Lerch: Now, they are in each others faces.
Zach Davis: But they are supposed to team up with each other and Doc Henry to go against Johnny Reb, Jay Price, and the WCF World Heavyweight Champion Slickie T.
Shannan Lerch: What a match!!
Zach Davis: What a match that will be!!
The crowd cheers as WCF Security runs down the aisle, to separate Oblivion and Greenfever.
Zach Davis: If the action is like this in the match, I can't wait till the main event!!
Shannan Lerch: Indeed, Zach, indeed!
Jason Kash vs Austin Adams
"I'm Da Bad Influence" plays over the cheap PA System made up of Speakers and Sub Woofers throughout the Gymnasium. Jason Kash bursts out from behind the sheet covering the entrance and the hundred or so fans get to their feet shouting a mixture of love and hate at him. Focused on the ring, Kash climbs the steel stairs and steps through the middle rope. He takes off his entrance gear and prepares for his upcoming bout.
"The Animal" by Disturbed plays as Austin Adams steps into the arena. The fans start a "BTJ" chant as he walks towards the ring. Austin jumpos up onto the apron and does a forward flip into the ring as "BTJ" keeps echoeing threw the arena.
Zach Davis: We saw Jason Kash return last week, right in time for War. Can he defeat Austin Adams? Let's find out.
Adams goes right on the attack, running at Kash and going for a Clothesline. Kash ducks it and throws Adams to the ropes, but Adams reverses that and sends Kash to the ropes instead. As Kash comes back Austin hits a Spinebuster!
Shannan Lerch: OOF! Not how Kash wanted to start this match!
Adams stomps on the fallen Jason Kash for several moments. He then picks Kash back up and executes a Half Nelson Backbreaker.
Zach Davis: Austin Adams, firmly in control.
Adams follows up by putting Kash in a Chinlock. After several moments the crowd begins to get behind Kash, clapping and urging him up.
Shannan Lerch: The crowd sure isn't on the side of the Jerk tonight.
Kash slowly but surely works his way up, elbowing Adams in the stomach a few times. Kash bounces off the ropes and runs at Adams, hitting him with a Lariat.. but no, Adams ducks it and grabs Kash's throat, Chokeslamming himm!
Zach Davis: Ahh! Kash's comeback, cut short!
Adams pins Kash!
No! Kash kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Wow! Didn't know if he could kick out after something like that.
La Tormenta Perfecta gets up and waits for Kash to stumble to his feet. Once Kash is up Adams grabs him.. and hits a twisting Belly to Belly!
Zach Davis: He calls that the Twister! This could be it!
Adams pins Kash again!
NO! Kash once again kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: WOW!
Zach Davis: Kash is taking everything Adams is throwing at him!
Adams signals that he's done, and he's going for the Perfect Storm.
Shannan Lerch: If he hits this move, this match WILL be over.
Adams picks Kash up for the Vertical Suplex part of it, but Kash shifts his weight and lands behind him! Kash quickly executes a huge Sleeper Slam!
Zach Davis: Wow! There we go! Kash is back in this!
Both Kash and Adams lay on the mat for several seconds, motionless, before both men begin stumbling to their feet. They trade blows in the middle of the ring before Kash throws Adams to the ropes and catches him with a T-Bone Suplex on his way back!
Shannan Lerch: Great move!
Kash climbs to the top rope now.
Zach Davis: He's going high risk...
Kash goes as fast as he can, because Adams is getting to his feet. Kash flies off with a Flying Axe Handle Smash!, but Adams kicks him in the gut on his way down and then hits a quick Gutwrench Powerbomb into pin!
Shannan Lerch: ANOTHER kickout! Wow!
Adams picks Kash up and throws him to the ropes. Kash ducks a Clothesline, bounces back off.... AND HITS THE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OUT OF NOWHERE!
Zach Davis: UTI! UTI!
Kash pins Adams!
Shannan Lerch: Kash does it!
Kash's music hits and he stumbles to his feet, victorious. The ref raises his arm in the air.
Zach Davis: Former Tag Team Champion gets a singles victory here tonight.
Shannan Lerch: He took everything Adams could throw at him but perservered. Great showing by Adams too, though.
Zach Davis: I can't wait to see how these two do in War.
Fort Knox vs D-Day
The lights go out and gold dollar signs flash about as Birdman ft Lil Wayne - Get your shine on plays and Fort Knox comes up from a hole in the stage covered with golden fireworks. (IE like the Brood's entrance from back in the day). Fort Knox comes out wearing black shades. Knox is wearing gold chains around his neck and is wearing a gold Rolex watch and bracelet. He has a gold ring on each finger and when he holds to up to the camera they spell FORT KNOX.
Zach Davis: Here is Fort Knox, he's going to try to be the MVP of tonight's Slam!
Shannan Lerch: <snicker>
Its My Life by Bon Jovi plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his belt and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen and followed by all of the titles he has held in the WCF.
Shannan Lerch: WCF US and TV Champion, D-Day!
The bell rings, and we are under way. Fort Knox cockily walks up to D-Day and taunts. D-Day does not appreciate such a gesture and eliminates Fort Knox with a right hook to the temple! Knox friggin' crumbles to the mat!
Shannan Lerch: D-Day is FOCUSED!
With Knox down, D-Day climbs to the middle rope and hits an impressive frog splash, into a pin!
Zach Davis: Look at that, D-Day wins soundly!
Sadly, though, D-Day's victory is short lived, as the lights go out. Coming back on, and Creeping Death is standing in the ring holding the WCF US and TV Titles.
Shannan Lerch: What the hell? These two men are two of the biggest parts of the WCF Army fighting off the invaders, and they're fighting each other?
CD tosses the titles high into the air toward D-Day, who instinctively tries to catch them. With his attention on the belts, CD flies at D-Day with a knee strike to the chest! The belts land on the mat as D-Day stumbles back into the corner. CD tries to follow up, but D-Day fights back with chops and punches, getting himself out of the corner. D-Day spins CD around into Dead and Forgotten!
Zach Davis: He has CD!
Creeping Death, however, gets out of the move and lifts D-Day onto his back in a Torture Rack position... then dumps D-Day over with a Burning Hammer!
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD! The most legendary and effective move in pro wrestling history! The Burning Hammer! Creeping Death has opened Pandora's Box, and has perfected the perfect move!
Indeed, D-Day is done. He landed right on his head, and he is not moving. Creeping Death picks up the WCF TV and US Titles, holds them above his head, and lays them on D-Day's back. The crowd has no idea how to react at all.
Shannan Lerch: Zach, I am being told that we are having a total meltdown backstage. We have WCF Officials back there, along with Seth Lerch, trying to break up the futile and possibly explosive situation. We have cameras backstage, let's cut backstage and see what's all the commotion about!!
The cameras are at a safe distance, as they zoom in all six persons involved in the main event, fighting. All six are throwing fists, knees and kicks. The ring officials and WCF personnel are trying to separate Greenfever, Doc Henry, Oblivion, Jay Price, Johnny Reb, and World Champion Slickie T. Profanity is being heard but bleeped out.
Oblivion(yelling at Jay Price): You son of a bitch!! You tried to take a cheap shot!
Jay Price: Nothing you wouldn't done yourself!! You f(bleep)kin' hypocrite!
Oblivion: Screw you!! What are you gonna do Jay... leave again?!?
Jay Price: Shut the hell up! I have more talent in my pinky, than you do in your entire body!!
Johnny Reb: Greenfever, you're nothing more than a glorified side show!!
Greenfever just licks the blood off his fingers and just sneers, as a half smile comes over his face, as he points at the World Champion, Allen Guiliano. Doc Henry tries to swing at Jay Price.
Oblivion: And Champ! Don't think I forgot about you!! I want Oblivion's World Championship back!
Jay Price: That World Title will be around MY waist, soon enough!
Jay Price: What is that suppose to mean?
Seth Lerch: Enough!!
The six don't listen to Seth, as they lunge past him and begin to pummel one another!! The crowd are on their feet, screaming and yelling encouragement for the brawl!! As Seth is stuck in the middle, of the brawl, Seth screams out....
Seth Lerch: I SAID ENOUGH!! I'VE HAD IT!! Later tonight you six will fight it out, but not now! If one more person lays a finger on anyone else, they will be suspended!!
Shannan Lerch: Oh man!!
Zach Davis: Tell me about it!
Seth Lerch: Not one word!! Everyone go on!!
There are some selective words, but not loud enough to hear. the security escorts everyone away, as some people are still pointing fingers and mouthing words, silently.
Shannan Lerch: Let's see, if we can keep all of those explosive personalities away from each other, so we CAN have a main event.
Zach Davis: Yeah, let's hope no one gets suspended, either!
Shannan Lerch: Or walk out!
The Hotdog Mascot vs The Savior vs Captain Punishment vs Ligeia Cariosus vs Russle Trombone
Zach Davis: If you're a fan of WAR then you have GOT to feel this match! Five competitors are about to compete for the final spot in the granddaddy of them all, WAR IX! Gaaaaaaah!!
Shannan Lerch: This is the closest you can get to WAR without it actually being WAR, Zach, and the best thing about it is that all five participants in this match are relative newcomers to WCF, rookies if you will. One of them, a man or woman, will have their breakout moment tonight in front of the WCF faithful in Dallas, the city that shot JFK. We're about to witness the birth of a star!
So Far Away by Avenged Sevenfold starts to play and The Savior Zack comes out by walking on the stage. Zack goes to the center of the stage and stops to looks at his opponent with a serious look on his face,and then continues to walk down the ramp. Zack stops in the middle of the ramp as A rain of Black and Purple sparks are coming down like a curtain over The Savior as he's just walking in it and having his serious face on. Zack then proceeds walking forward more down the ramp and walks to the left side of the ring to go up the steel steps as his Ramp Pyro fades away and stops. He walks up the steps and cleans his feet on the canvas and then looks to the fans that are on the left side and puts closes his right hand into a rock and puts it in the air, giving the sign that he is The Great One, the one and only, the Savior. Zack continues to go inside the ring as he bends over and enters through the middle rope. Zack walks toward the middle of the ring and looks around the arena as the whole stadium lights fades a little bit, leaving darkness behind and the main spotlight is on him, who is still in the middle. Zack's music fades away as the lights comeback on and he walks toward the corner and takes his shirt off and throws it outside. Zack then riases his hand in the air and a microphone drops down from above and Zack speaks into it. "I am...The Savior..The Great One..I am ZAAAAAACCCCKKK!" Zack lets go of the mic and it ascends into the air as Zack looks prepared and ready to give the beat-down to his opponent.
Zach Davis: Brash words from the young man who calls himself "The Savior", Zack.
Shannan Lerch: Another Zack? That's just what we need around here. I tell you what, he better be the savior of not getting his ass kicked. That's what he better be the savior of.
The first electronic beats of "tear you apart" begin over the loudspeakers, the lights going out completely. A few silver strobes begin to flash at a random patterns. Smoke begins to rise from the stage as the first verse begins to play, the figure of Ligeia Cariosus appearing as not but a silhouette, shortly followed by her sister and manager, Astoria. The lights flash as if lightning, and then the two begin down the ramp towards the ring in the darkness. Ligeia walks around the ring to the side, stepping up on the apron while Astoria heads up the ramp and into the ring. Ligeia wraps her legs around the ring ropes and hangs upside-down, her hands crossed, as Astoria holds her hands out, mimicking the pose most often seen in portraits of Jesus on the cross. The pyros explode red from the ring posts before Astoria pulls Ligeia into the ring. The lights go up now as the two wait for Ligeia's opponent.
Zach Davis: Ligeia Cariosus is an interesting young lady, to say the least. She looked solid in her debut last week, though her and tag team partner Greenfever did fall short in their three-way tag match.
Shannan Lerch: I'm just impressed that she's able to wrestle in those platform heels!
A loud "whooshing" sound followed by the beginning of the "Superman Theme" brings Captain Punishment running out onto the stage with his arms held out in front of him in a flying motion. He keeps his arms out in front of him as he runs full speed toward the ring before sliding in under the ropes. He then runs over to the nearest corner and performs various poses, including attempting to make a muscle, as the crowd applauds/tries not to burst out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness. He then removes his cape/bath towel and throws it to the crowd before hopping out of the corner to await the start of the match.
Zach Davis: Here comes Captain Punishment! This kid is a right proper American hero!
Shannan Lerch: He's no D-Day, that's for sure, but I give the kid credit. He's trying to do the right thing, fight evil and injustice, all that jazz.
Zach Davis: He also had a successful debut last week in that huge three-way tag match that I alluded to. Captain Punishment's tag team partner Oblivion pinned WCF World Champion Slickie T to win that match, and the Captain's contributions were certainly vital to his team's success.
"Funky Cold Medina" by Tone Loc kicks in and Russle Trombone is shoved through the curtains. He stumbles, but manages not to fall. (The crowd as a collective considers using this time for a bathroom break.)
Zach Davis: There seems to be an exodus among the audience members, but I'm not sure why because this young Russle Trombone has looked good in the limited action that we've seen from him. He brings an undefeated record into this match, with a victory over WCF Hall of Famer Creeping Death and a hard-fought no contest against the Future of this company, Jay Price.
Shannan Lerch: That no contest was the result of a beatdown by Logan's goons, Zach.
Zach Davis: No doubt, sugar pie, but Russle took it like a man. Did you see the way those steel pipes got sucked in by his blubber? This kid's gut is a bottomless vortex!
"King For a Day" by Green Day hits the speakers, the Hotdog Mascot waddles out onto the top of the ramp to a roar of cheers. He prematurely celebrates, jumping around on the stage and throwing his hands in the air.
"Just wait till all the guys get a load of me!"
Hotdog Mascot skips around the stage swaying his hips and arms in rhythm to the music. The Mascot flees down the ramp and rolls into the ring, dancing in place till "King For a Day" cuts.
Zach Davis: There he is, the Hotdog Mascot! Doesn't he look beautiful, Shannan?
Shannan Lerch: Uh, I don't really--
Zach Davis: Look at him, shaking that bun!
Shannan Lerch: Zach...focus!
Zach Davis: Oh, sorry. I get distracted by beautiful things. You know, Shannan, there's no question that Hotdog Mascot has the most experience of these five young competitors, but the sad part is, and what I have trouble understanding, is that he has more losses than wins on his record. I mean, what gives? The kid is dynamite!
Shannan Lerch: He's a grown man who wrestles in a hotdog suit, Zach.
Zach Davis: I get that part, Shannan, but this kid has guts. He has the heart of a lion!
Shannan Lerch: Zach Davis, I do believe that you've fallen for the Hotdog Mascot!
Zach Davis: No, I just...so what if I have?! Let's talk about the damn match, Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: Ok...well I think this match is wide open, but I like Russle. He's shown poise and tenacity and he did beat Creeping Death in what was perhaps the upset of the year in WCF.
Zach Davis: With everything riding and all of the stakes that are at stake at WAR, a lot is riding on the outcome of this match.
Shannan Lerch: Sarah Palin couldn't have said it better, Zach.
Zach Davis: With that said, I think Hotdog Mascot will rise to the occasion like a fresh-baked bun rising in the oven, or a foot-long wiener rising in the bedroom.
Shannan Lerch: What?
Zach Davis: Oh, uh...I eat my wieners in bed.
Referee "Handsome Jack" Sprack takes his turn fondling each of the competitors to check for weapons, and then calls for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
Zach Davis: All five competitors are going at it to start the match! Look at the legs on that Ligeia Cariosus! She just drilled The Savior Zack with a front thrust kick! Getting kicked by those platform heels hurts like hell. I know, I've paid for it!
Shannan Lerch: Blood is oozing from Zack's nose...and he gets clotheslined over the top rope by Russle Trombone! The self-proclaimed Savior of WCF just got his ass kicked!
Russle turns his attention to Ligeia Cariosus and bitch slaps her across the face.
Zach Davis: No he did not! Did you hear the impact from that bitch slap?!
Shannan Lerch: Ligeia looks furious, Zach! If looks could kill then Russle would be a dead man!
Ligeia Cariosus pounces on Russle and takes him down with a spear, unleashing a flurry of strikes. Meanwhile, Captain Punishment and Hotdog Mascot are engaged in some old school 80's style brawling in the corner. Hotdog Mascot gains the advantage and clobbers Captain Punishment with a backbreaker.
Zach Davis: Big move from the Hotdog Mascot! He's got Captain Punishment in a world of hurt!
Shannan Lerch: In retrospect it was probably a mistake for Captain Punishment to throw fists with an experienced street brawler like Hotdog Mascot.
Hotdog Mascot makes the cover on Captain Punishment.
"Handsome Jack" Sprack: ONE...
Ligeia Cariosus breaks up the pin with a well-placed stomp to the back of Hotdog Mascot's head.
Zach Davis: Ligeia Cariosus makes the save and keeps her dreams of WAR alive!
Shannan Lerch: Ligeia isn't playing around, Zach! She's setting up Hotdog Mascot for the Royal Butterfly...and she hits it! Could that do it?
Zach Davis: Hey, that's my line!
Ligeia Cariosus makes a very seductive lateral press on Hotdog Mascot, mindful to hook his leg.
Zach Davis: Look at that ass, Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: I'm guessing this is the first time that a woman has laid her hands on Hotdog Mascot in a long, LONG time.
"Handsome Jack" Sprack: ONE...
The Savior Zack makes the save, pulling Ligeia off of HDM.
Zach Davis: The Savior has risen! Zack is back! I thought he was finished for sure!
Shannan Lerch: Not finished by a long shot, Zach! Zack's got Ligeia Cariosus by her platinum blond hair!
Zack plants his dazzling female opponent with a forward Russian legsweep and quickly makes the cover.
Zach Davis: Zack doesn't waste any time putting the ladies away...I like that!
"Handsome Jack" Sprack: ONE...
Captain Punishment breaks up the pin with a stomp to Zack's head. Zack grimaces in pain as he grips his head. Punishment measures Zack and lays him out with a Shining Wizard.
Zach Davis: Shades of the Great Muta by Captain Punishment!
Shannan Lerch: He's not done yet, Zach...Captain Punishment is about to fly!
Punishment is perched on the top rope...he waits for Zack to get up and drills him with a missile dropkick. Punishment makes the cover.
"Handsome Jack" Sprack: ONE...
Russle Trombone makes the save this time, and he has a P.O'ed look on his face.
Zach Davis: Russle Trombone is going on a rampage, Shannan! He just tossed Ligeia Cariosus and The Savior Zack from the ring!
Shannan Lerch: Poor Zack...that's twice that he's been tossed from the ring tonight, and yet the other Zach is still sitting here next to me, smelling of Doritos and Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Russle turns his attention now to Captain Punishment. Russle measures...and drills CP with the Turkey Tap.
Zach Davis: Shot to the pills by Russle Trombone! I don't care if Captain Punishment is a superhero, his nuts just got busted!
As Captain Punishment drops to his knees, Hotdog Mascot emerges behind Captain Punishment's falling form. HDM points at Russle and sneers.
Shannan Lerch: It looks Hotdog Mascot wants to get him some of Russle Trombone!
Hotdog Mascot charges but he walks right into a headbutt from Trombone. Russle unloads with slaps and then nails HDM with a pair of clotheslines. HDM is quick to his feet and instinctively drills Russle with a Diamond Cutter. Russle is out of breath and in pain on the mat.
Zach Davis: Hotdog Mascot emulates his hero, the great Diamond Dallas Page, and hits a Diamond Cutter out of nowhere! One mistake is all it takes, Shannan...BANG!
Hotdog Mascot pops up to his breaded feet and gloats at the fallen Trombone. HDM turns around... and gets nailed by a Heroic Punch from Captain Punishment.
Zach Davis: Captain Punishment just nailed Hotdog Mascot! He makes the cover!
"Handsome Jack" Sprack: ONE...
Russle stumbles to his feet and makes the save at the last moment with a big splash...actually he ran out of breath and fell down on his opponents, but it had the same effect as a splash.
Zach Davis: I don't believe it! Russle Trombone makes the save! What a show of courage and fortitude by this chubby young African American grappler!
Russle is taking deep, heaving breaths on the mat as his lifeless opponents lay squashed under him. Russle struggles but manages to roll Captain Punishment onto his back, and then covers both CP and the Hotdog Mascot.
"Handsome Jack" Sprack: ONE...
Ligeia Cariosus and The Savior Zack both dive into the ring, desperately attempting to make the save.
DING! DING! DING!
Zach Davis: Russle Trombone wins it! Russle Trombone is going to WAR as the final entrant! Un-bee-leave-a-bull!
Shannan Lerch: WCF has found its Rocky Balboa, Zach, and his name is Russle Trombone!
Russle is heaving and gagging on the mat as "Funky Cold Medina" blares through the PA. "Handsome Jack" Sprack tries to help Russle to his feet, but it's to no avail. "Handsome Jack" gives up and raises Russle's hand while Russle is beached like a whale on the mat.
Oblivion/Greenfever/Doc Henry vs Slickie T/Johnny Reb/Jay Price
Zach Davis: After what happened earlier, let's hope the match is as explosive as the altercation, we saw earlier.
Shannan Lerch: If you missed it, folks, this is what happened earlier...
There is a brief scene shots and sounds bites of the altercation, earlier....
Zach Davis: I see Stanley Moser and Kyle steel, in the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Let's get this match started.
Zach Davis: Before someone, loses their job.
Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits, and Doc Henry walks out from the back.
Kyle Steel: From Griffen, Georgia... Weighing in at 235 pounds.... Doc He-e-enry-y-y-y!!!
The fans boo as he walks to the ring before rolling in and standing in his corner. The lights drop as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system.
Kyle Steel: From Pine Bluff, Arkansas... weighing in at 195 pounds, GREE-EE-EENFE-E-EVER-ER-ER!!!
"Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'. They all run like scared little rabbits.Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are smeared with blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Now, it's time for the monster who lives in the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche!
The lights go out. In the name of God by Slayer begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 295 pounds, from the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche...... O-O-O-OBLI-I-IVI-I-I-I-O-O-O-O-NN-N-NN-N!!!
There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. Oblivion slowly slinks out to the entrance stage low to the ground, as the Bradley Center explodes with boos and some cheers. Oblivion has it's arms extended outward, with it's index fingers pointing. Oblivion's bodyguard, Havok stands behind him. As the guitar solo begins, lazers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of the Bradley Center, as the music continues. Oblivion slowly stands up, with it's arms extended outward, spins around. Several members of The Gathering begin to slink out, what seems like from out of nowhere. As Oblivion and Havok get to ringside, It pops it's neck, as Oblivion holds it's arms outward. Havok rubs his gloved hands together and adjusts his own neck. The Gathering continues to slink around, tormenting the crowd, nearby. Oblivion slides under the ring ropes, as Havok climbs over the top rope. Oblivion walks over to a corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and raises it's arms to an mostly cheering crowd. Oblivion jumps down and walks over to the center of the ring. The Gathering slither away under the ring, with blood on their hands. Several thousand cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion strikes a muscular pose.
Lies in the name of God!!!!!
Zach Davis: Now, for the opposing team.
All of the main lights in the arena go out, as a series of red lights light up the stage, ramp and the ring. "4 Words To Choke Upon" by BFMV hits the speakers, and while it's loud enough to deafen the people even in the cheap seats, it can barely be heard over the massive booing coming from the crowd as Jay Price makes his way out onto the stage from the back, his head and most of his face hidden under the hood of a black sweat jacket.
Kyle Steel: From Philapelphia, Pennsylvania... He weighs in at 230 pounds... He is the "The Future" and "The South Street Menace". JAY-AY-AY PRI-I-I-ICE!!!
He pauses and makes sure to point out the Elite Title draped over his right shoulder...and then the People's Title draped over his left shoulder...before unzipping his black sweat jacket to reveal the still slightly burned and blackened original World Title belt, which only incites louder booing. He then makes his way down the ramp, taking his sweet time as usual as he mockingly attempts to slap a few children's hands before pulling his hand back at the last moment. He finally reaches the ring steps and climbs them, makes his way through the ropes, and then climbs up the nearest corner to the second turnbuckle. He extends both arms out to the side, raises his middle finger on both hands to the crowd and then brings his hands together in front of him. He then hops out of the corner and hands off all three titles to the referee, who nearly collapses from the massive weight, and throws his sweat jacket out into the crowd before beginning to stretch out before the match starts.
"Bad Company" begins to play over the venue's PA system. Anticipation fills the air, and the crowd begins to cheer as Johnny Reb steps out, dressed in a grey Confederate frock coat and an officer's slouch hat. His manager, Don Jesus, is right behind him.
Kyle Steel: From Sweetwater, Alabama, weighing in at 205 pounds... "The Inveterate Confederate" Joh-oh-ohny-y-y Re-e-e-e-e-bb-bb-b!!
The music plays on; the lyrics begin. "Company, always on the run. Destiny...is the rising sun. I was born, 6-gun in my hand. Behind a gun, I make my final stand." Johnny makes his way toward the ring at a dignified pace, matching the song's cadence. "That's why they call me..." Here, the tempo picks up. The Inveterate Confederate stops, raising his head and spreading his arms wide, to coax more adulation from the crowd. "Bad Company! And I can't deny..." As the fans sing along, Johnny moves toward the ring once more. "Bad company, 'til the day I die..." Reb mounts the ring steps and climbs in, holding the ropes for his manager. He runs to the far corner, ascending to the second turnbuckle, and throws his hands in the air, posing for the audience. There is a brief reprise of the chorus before the music fades away. Johnny hops down and shrugs off his coat, passing it and his hat to Don Jesus, who exits the ring as Reb awaits the bell.
Shannan Lerch: Now, it's time, for the World Champion, to make his appearance.
"Gravesend (Lake of Fire)" players over the speakers as Slickie makes his way through the black curtain, turning his back to the crowd and making his famous "T" symbol with outstretched arms. Once the words to the song begin, he quickly turns and looks over the crowd, giving a smirk before making his way down the ramp, extending his hand to those that are already outstretched.
Kyle Steel: From Sicily, Italy... Weighing in at 214 pounds, The-e-e-e WCF Wor-or-orld Heavy-y-yweight Cha-a-ampion... SLI-I-I-CKIE-IE-IE T ALLEN GUI-UI-UILI-I-A-A-ANO-O-O!!
Once reaching the ring, he stands on the ring apron, using the top rope to vault himself into the center of the ring. He then climbs the turnbuckle and outstretches his arms to form a "T" once again before doing a back flip into the center of the ring and awaiting for the opening bell.
Shannan Lerch: this WILL be one interesting match!!
Everyone, of the six wrestlers, doesn't wait for the bell. Each one, randomly, goes after anyone. Greenfever goes after Johnny Reb. Doc Henry charges at Jay Price and Oblivion runs after Slickie T.
Zach Davis: This match begins as we saw them, earlier, in a melee.
Shannan Lerch: That is defiantly an overstatement, as WCF Senior Referee Stanley Moser looks absolutely lost in there, trying to get order and control in the match!
Doc Henry grabs Jay Price and pokes a thumb into his eye. That enrages Jay and he also jams a finger into Doc Henry's eye. But, he keeps it there, as Price continue to dig his finger deep into the eye socket. Henry screams out in complete discomfort. Oblivion and Slickie T grab for each other, as the two try to gain control. Oblivion swings at the World Champion with a forearm, but it was blocked and Guiliano hits Oblivion with an enziguiri. Oblivion drops to one knee, as Slickie T bounces off the ropes and hits the Dark One, with a spinning heel kick. Johnny Reb reaches out to greenfever, but the diabolical one spins The Inveterate Confederate around, with Greenfever facing the back of Reb's head. Greenfever grabs, with both hands and proceeds to stretch out Johnny Reb's mouth, then proceeds to bash the bridge of Reb's nose, with the point of his elbow.
Zach Davis: So far, this "match", if you wanna call it that, has been action packed!
Doc Henry and Jay Price begin to just throw lefts and rights, until Jay Price knees Henry in his mid-section and grabs his hair and pulls him towards and corner. Price bashes Doc Henry's head onto the top turnbuckle. Price spins Henry around and kicks him in the mid-section, once again. That kick has Doc Henry buckled over and Jay grabs him and uses his right boot to choke Doc Henry. Henry tries to reach out and swing out at Jay Price, but The South Street Menace" continues to choke doc Henry with his boot. Greenfever grabs Johnny Reb and begins to bite at the head of his opponent. Reb screams out, as Greenfever spits out a piece of flesh. Greenfever then grabs Reb and....
Shannan Lerch: DRAGON SLEEPER!!
Zach Davis: Greenfever has Johnny reb in a dragon sleeper!
Stanley Moser is still having problems trying to maintain control, as all the wrestlers are doing their own thing. Greenfever squeals out a murderous yell, as he squeezes down on the dragon sleeper. Stanley Moser checks on the submission, but Johnny kicks straight up and nails greenfever, in the head.
Shannan Lerch: Reb kicks Greenfever, in the head.
Shannan Lerch: Another kick!!
Shannan Lerch: Another kick!!
Greenfever let's go, of the dragon sleeper and Johnny Reb goes behind Greenfever and jumps on his shoulders....
Zach Davis: Oh my God!! That was quick!! An inverted Frakensteiner!!! Greenfever is down! Greenfever is down!!
Doc Henry kicks Jay Price in the stomach and....
Shannan Lerch: spinning neckbreaker by Doc Henry onto Jay Price!!
Zach Davis: But, what's this Jay Price is quickly standing up!
Doc Henry is celebrating, by standing on the second turnbuckle, as the crowd boos. Jay Price quickly runs up to Doc Henry and....
Jay Price hits a picture perfect release German suplex, as Doc Henry flies through the air and lands hard onto the mat.
Zach Davis: Holy Cow!! Shannan, did you just see that quick release second turnbuckle German suplex by Jay Price, on Doc Henry?!
Shannan Lerch: I sure did. but, I think it did some damage to Jay Price, as well. As Jay is also laying in the middle, of the mat. Oblivion grabs Slickie T and places him onto his shoulders. This could be an airplane spin. But, no! Oblivion just knocked Slickie T's legs off his shoulder and drops him face first with an RKO!!
Zach Davis: 5150!!!!
Shannan Lerch: All six men are lying on the mat, looking totally exausted in these briefs moments.
Zach Davis: All these men, are putting out 100 percent effort in tonight's main event.
Reb gets up and sees Greenfever not moving. Reb runs over to the corner and climbs up the turnbuckles and flies off the top turnbuckle with a flying fist drop, hitting it's mark. Reb kicks Greenfever several times, before running back to the corner and climbs back up to the top turnbuckle. Johnny Reb looks around before flying off and landing with moonsault, but....
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever brings up both knees and Johnny Reb crashes down hard on the knees. Greenfever stands up quickly and grabs for Johnny Reb. He traps Reb's arms and begin to continuously headbutts Johnny Reb.
Zach Davis: The only thing that is keeping Johnny Reb standing, is for the fact that Greenfever is holding up Reb.
Jay Price, methodically stalks Doc Henry, but Doc grabs Jay Price's trunks and throws him out of the ring. Greenfever drops Johnny Reb, as Oblivion walks away from Slickie T, they back into each other. they spin around with rage deep in their eyes....
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! Greenfever and Oblivion are beginning to wail on each other with thunderous lefts and rights!!
The crowd erupts....
Zach Davis: Oh my God, here comes Logan!!
Logan comes out from the crowd and nails Jay Price with a superkick!!
Shannan Lerch: Logan just annihilated Jay Price with a Superkick!!
Logan jumps on Jay Price and begins to lands multiple fists to Price's head!! Price pushes Logan off and tries to make a run for it, but Logan tackles him.. Price sees a near by chair and bashes it over Logan's head. Logan drops to both knees, as Jay Price hits Logan with a enziguiri! Seeing a nearby cable, Price begins to choke Logan with it! Price screams out, with the veins sticking out on his neck, as he wrenches on Logan's neck, with the cable. Logan his kicking around with his legs.
The action, outside the ring is as active, inside the ring as well. Greenfever kicks Oblivion and nails him with The Dislocated Piledriver!
Zach Davis: HOLY HELL!!
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GAW-AW-AWD!!! OBLIVION JUST STANDS UP!!
Oblivion stands up and by opponent's suprised expression, Greenfever didn't expect Oblivion to be up so quick. Oblivion grabs Greenfever and tosses him into the ropes and grabs them by the legs, spins Greenfever around and Oblivion grabs him around the neck with his right arm and plants him with a DDT. Slickie T is just smiling. Meanwhile, Johnny Reb and Doc Henry are just looking at each other, spouting off words towards each other.
Zach Davis: Uh-oh! Johnny Reb and doc Henry are getting into each other's faces. It looks like they are arguing.
Shannan Lerch: They haven't gotten along, in a awhile, Zach!
Doc Henry shoves Johnny Reb and Reb shoves back Henry. They look about to throw fists, when from out of nowhere Slickie T nails both with a double clothesline. Slickie T grabs Doc Henry and nails him with the T-bone!!
Zach Davis: T-Bone!! The World Champion nails Doc Henry with his finisher!!
Shannan Lerch: It looks like Stanley Moser has had enough!! He's calling for the match!
Stanley leans through the ropes and talks to Kyle Steel.
Kyle Steel: Due to the constant chaos, of the match-up. Referee Stanley Moser has declared this match a no-contest!
Crowd: BULLSH*T!! LET THEM FIGHT!! BULLSH*T!! LET THEM FIGHT!! BULLSH*T!! LET THEM FIGHT!! BULLSH*T!! LET THEM FIGHT!!
Zach Davis: Apparently, the crowd wants the match to continue!
Shannan Lerch: So do we, Zach!!
Jay Price quits choking Logan, as they both begin to stand up. Both men continue to throw punches, as they go backstage. A camera follows. Jay Price grabs Logan and tosses him into a group of people, who scatters out of the way. Logan topples over onto the concrete floor. As Jay approaches, Logan hits Jay with a lariat.
Zach Davis: Logan and Jay Price are fighting backstage!!
Logan grabs a half full cup of soda and ice and tosses it in the face of Jay Price , then smashes the cup onto the forehead of Price. Price grabs Logan and tosses him gut first into the edge of a table. Oblivion grabs Grenfever, who rakes the eyes of the Dark One. Greenfever grabs Oblivion and begins to bite the masked face of Oblivion. He spits out pieces of mask out from his mouth. Greenfever then nails Oblivion with a S.T.O. to a FlatLiner to a Chokeslam combo.
Shannan/Zach: OH MY GOO-O-O-DD-DD-D-D!!!
Oblivion is writhing around in pain, as Greenfever stomps down on him!! Greenfever picks up Oblivion and....
Shannan Lerch: Holy Hannah!! Both men just spewed out their venomous sprays. Greenfever spits out his Red Bile Mist, as Oblivion sprays out his Blue Haze Mist. Both men are covered in each other's mists and both men are grabbing at their own eyes, writhing around in pain. Doc Henry and Johnny Reb are still arguing and pushing each other, showing considerable amount of restraint, as they both want to wail on each other! Both men just walk out of the ring, just looking at each other through the sides of their eyes, as the walk away from each other, as they walk back up the aisle.
Shannan Lerch: And of course, the only one standing is...THE WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SLICKIE T ALLEN GUILIANO!!!
Slickie T looks at both Greenfever and Oblivion, who are covered in each other's sprays. Guiliano picks up Oblivion and....
Zach Davis: T-BONE!!
Slickie T picks up Greenfever and bounces back and....
Both Shannan and Zach stand up and begin to opera clap.
Shannan/Zach: BRAVO!! OTTIMO!! BUONO!!
There is a loud bang, as if a thunder is rumbling through the arena. Sounds of lightning strikes echo throughout the Bradley Center!!
Zach Davis: WHAT THE-
The above lights begin to flicker, then... TOTAL BLACKNESS!! The crowd begins to scream out! The emergency lights won't come on! then within an instant, the lights come back on and Slickie T is also lying face down on the mat, but....
Shannan Lerch: Where's Oblivion?!
Slickie T and Greenfever are lying, in the center, of the ring, bloodied and battered.
Zach Davis: What the hell, just happened here?!
Shannan Lerch: I don't know Zach. for the life, of me, I just don't know!! Both Greenfever and Slickie T look as if they have been through a meat grinder and there is no signs of Oblivion!!
Then out of nowhere, there is a sound of maniacal laughing, in the form of Oblivion!! The laughter echoes off the walls of The Bradley Center, as everyone is looking at the fallen, in the ring and looking for Oblivion.
Oblivion: At War, gentlemen, I WILL claim back my WCF World Heavyweight Championship!!!
Zach Davis: This is strange Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: Not as strange it will be at WAR!!!
Zach Davis: More violent, than strange, Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: So true, Zach, so true!!
Zach Davis: We'll see you then folks! Logan and Jay Price collide, Ace Garrison and Creeping Death return to the ring, Johnny Reb and Doc Henry might just finally duke it out, and Oblivion, Slickie T and Greenfever could possibly settle their differences once and for all. Will Slickie T's last appearance be as the winner of War IX? Tune in next week! Goodni-
Seven masked men come out from the back.
Zach Davis: Guys in the back, we need to stay on this. We need an overrun. What is happening here?
Shannan Lerch: This is War, Zach. This is War.
The seven men surround the ring. Slickie T and Greenfever are trying to get to their feet, but they're both so out of it... until several wrestlers start running from the back!
Zach Davis: Look at this! Here comes D-Day, he hates This Is War! Jason Kash! Russle Trombone! Captain Punishment! The Jerks! The Hotdog Mascot, even! Reb and Henry are back out! AND CREEPING DEATH, who gets a big pop!
Shannan Lerch: Team WCF is here!
The This Is War group sees so many people coming, plus Greenfever and Slickie getting to their feet, and quickly hop over the guardrail into the crowd. Team WCF arrives seconds too late to attack, and the seven This Is War people find places to stand in the crowd, on higher ground.
Zach Davis: I have a feeling this is all going to come to a head next week Shannan.
...and Team WCF's unity doesn't last for long. Within a few moments they're all brawling with each other!
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh... the World Title will be on the line, and we have all these massive egos...
Zach Davis: Will Team WCF take itself out from within, and allow This Is War to simply throw away the scraps?
CD brawls with D-Day, Kash with the Jerks, etc! The This Is War group stands over top of them in the crowd, looking down, satisfied.
Shannan Lerch: We have to go, we're out of time. Goodnight!
Slam fades to black.