Frost/Ingvar vs The Big Time Jerks
Hotdog Mascot/Captain Punishment Date
Television Title Match: Doc Henry vs Paul Dangerous vs D-Day
Johnny Reb vs Captain Punishment vs The Hotdog Mascot
Troy Malenko Segment
Johnny Reb/Doc Henry Contract Signing
Opposite of Adults by Chiddy Bang plays and Slam is on the air... from the Cow Palace? What the hell? Again? Anyway, we go to Zach and Shannan.
Zach Davis: Why the hell can't we get out of San Francisco? Zach Davis here with Shannan Lerch.
Shannan Lerch: Only three matches tonight, but they should be some interesting ones as we gear up for Helloween!
Zach Davis: In our main event, we have Johnny Reb, Captain Punishment, and the Hotdog Mascot duking it out. This is going to be interesting, because Captain Punishment went on a date with the 'Scot recently... but no one knows how it went.
Shannan Lerch: The results of that date will certainly help decide the outcome of the match. If the date went well and these two end up working together, Reb could be in some trouble.
Zach Davis: In tonight's TV Title match, Doc Henry, Paul Dangerous, and D-Day go at it.
Shannan Lerch: Henry and D-Day's history is well documented, and Dangerous has had his sights set on Doc Henry ever since War, I believe.
Zach Davis: Paul Dangerous is certainly a bright newcomer, but does he have what it takes to win the TV Title?
Shannan Lerch: D-Day isn't in a great spot, since as the Champ, he could lose the belt without being pinned... we'l see how this goes.
Zach Davis: And in our opener, we have a rematch. Frost and Ingvar once again take on the Big Time Jerks.
Shannan Lerch: Let's start the show!
Zach Davis: Wait, what?
Shannan Lerch: I didn't say anything..
Zach Davis: Earpiece, Lerch. I'm being told Hank Brown has some special.. well, special guests, go ahead Hank!
The camera cuts to a backstage shot of Chris Avery, Shaun Jackson, Tank Reaper, and J.J. Biggs. All four men are very intense and serious about this promo. Hank raises the microphone in the air and Avery begins to speak.
Chris Avery: Wrestling Championship Federation and Seth Lerch need to be taught a lesson. A valuable lesson in what happens when you have a handful of amazing, talented wrestlers who were mishandled by Lerch and his faulty contracts. Me being a prime example, I was depushed because I'm black! Tank was told to be addicted to drugs and women so he could become a "comedic character". Well no. We don't stand for that. How about Biggs? Pushed to the god damn moon, and then shoved on the shelf when the money was right for Reckless Jack, Torture and Logan. Well, we've had enough. We're standing together, and we're just as strong as ever, and now we're going to reek havoc upon any and every one of you in WCF.
Hank Brown: Let me just stop you right there. How the hell is Torture still alive? Answer me that!
Chris Avery: Torture never died, you asshat. We had to fake his death so he could go into hiding, so that the day he could return to shake things up, it didn't seem predictable, it wasn't going to be called a mile away. Torture is our leader, and he's the sole reaso..
Hank Brown: What's up.. oh..hm..
Hank backs away as Chris Avery suddenly stops. The eight eyes become larger as Torture walks into view. He stands in their faces. Hank is out of the shot for now.
Torture: Shut the hell up. I had to take care of Rick Mad and his bullcrap for two weeks, and what do I think you guys are doing? Well, the simple answer would be you destroying this place, but no. You guys haven't even showed up. Security has kept you out, well not tonight. Tank, you and I talked earlier, I like where your head is going, and you're moving in the right direction, you keep doing your thing, as for you Biggs, we'll figure it out soon, but Jackson and Avery, you listen up and listen good. I made a phone call to two dumb idiots and they're waiting in the ring. You two go out there and do what we do best.
Chris Avery/Shaun Jackson: Alright Tor..
Torture turns around as Jackson and Avery lead Tank and Biggs down the hall towards the ring. Torture faces Hank. Torture flinches towards Brown, and Hank falls back into some cardboard boxes scared out of his mind. Torture walks out of frame and we cut back to Zach and Shannan.
Zach Davis: Well, we do have two idiots standing in the ring..
Shannan Lerch: Sadly, that's Cryboy McEmo and his brother who we don't even have a name for.
Zach Davis: He just shouted to us that his name is Stan.
Shannan Lerch: Wow. Creative.
Zach Davis: So will they be fighting Avery and Jackson?
Destrophy - "The Way Of Your World" hits the speakers and Avery walks out, Jackson follows, Biggs follows, Tank follows, and the four of them walk down in a line to the bottom of the ramp where Tank walks to other side as Avery and Jackson slide into the ring. Avery tackles Emo while Jackson T-Bone suplexes Stan on the mat! Avery punches away kneeling over Emo with his right hand, and Jackson lifts up Stan and throws him through the ropes!
Zach Davis: Stan to the outside!
Shannan Lerch: We don't even have a ref! Wait.. god damn it!
Zach Davis: Oh, I just realized it too, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: Torture is hand feeding his boys! This is sick!
J.J. Biggs begins stomping the holy hell out of Stan while Avery is still punching away at Emo. Avery lifts up and shows off his bloody fist and catches a chair that Tank Reaper throws into the ring. Avery slams the chair down across the head of Emo while Biggs throws Stan back into the ring. Jackson lifts up Stan and whips him towards Avery where Avery swings the chair like a baseball bat across the face of Stan! Both men down, and now Tank and Biggs slide into the ring.
Zach Davis: Well, say goodnight to Emo and Stan.
Shannan Lerch: Disgusting. This is disturbing.
Avery, Biggs, Tank and Jackson stand shoulder to shoulder in the ring over Emo and Stan and raise their right arms together. No sadistic smiles, no passion, just creepy, blank, almost emotion-less faces.
Zach Davis: Looks like This Is War is not going away..
Shannan Lerch: And if Logan and Day think that they're without Rick Mad then those two have to change their state of mind.
Zach Davis: And we're still wondering who will be the third teammate with Creeps and Jay Price.
Frost/Ingvar vs The Big Time Jerks
As we come back from commercial, Frost and Austin Adams are in the match, brawling.
Shannan Lerch: Welcome back, folks. The Big Time Jerks have been in full control in this entire match-up.
Zach Davis: What the-
Crawling from underneath the ring is The Gathering. The half dozen shadowy menaces are hissing, moaning, clicking, and groaning as they slither out from under the ring. The Gathering slithers around the ring, as a couple Gathering member harass some of the ringside fans. Those same two Gathering members slither up to Zach Davis, who squeals as he tries to get out of their way. Shannan just sits their, as she points at Zach while laughing. the entire Gathering slither up to the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Excellent!! The Gathering is here!! That means Oblivion is not too far behind.
Zach Davis: Frost and Ingvar, along with The Big Time Jerks are too busy, in the ring to notice.
Frost bounces off the ropes and one Gathering member attempts to trip him up.
Zach Davis: Hey!! Wait a minute!! That's not right!!
Frost turns around to confront the irritating menace. But Adams rolls him up from behind!
Shannan Lerch: The Jerks just got the win!
"Malice" by Endo starts playing as the Big Time Jerks start laughing and clapping. Out walks a huge man in a black Stetson, black Wrangler jeans, black Tony Lamma boots and a black BTJ t-shirt with a bull whip in his left hand. He keeps poppin the whip as he climbs into the ring. The guge man shakes hands with Micheal Nirvana who is smileing from ear to ear. Austin pats the huge man on the back. The huge man looks over at Adam Young and then motions from him to come over which he does and they give each other a huge hug. They stop the embrace and the huge man hands Micheal his Stetson. He picks Igor up and nails a reverse twisting neck breaker which sends Igor into a huge scream.
Adam Young: It's here!
They all stand in the ring laughing as the crowd throws trash into the ring at them as "Stand or Walk Away" by HellYeah starts playing.
Zach Davis: What the hell?
The rest of The Gathering crawls up to the ring apron. They grab for the middle ring rope, as they begin to stomp in unison. Their beady little red eyes begin to roll back, into the back of their heads. The house lights begin to flicker....
Zach Davis: For some reason, I feel chilly all of a sudden.
Shannan Lerch: I'm feeling cold too.
The lights flicker again, as the lights pulse similar to strobe lights then blackness. All four wrestlers, inside the ring, begin to look around. For a few seconds, the crowd begins to murmur. Then the emergency lights come on.
Zach Davis: The emergency lights are on. But the lights seem a bit different.
Instead of the usual white lights, the emergency lights are a shade of blue. Those lights begin to flicker then.....
Zach Davis: Holy Hell!! What the hell was that!?!?
Four bolts of electricity simulating lighting crashes down on the four ring post, knocking down all four wrestlers, inside the ring. The Big Time Jerks hightail it, out of the ring! Frost Ingvar try to do the same thing, but The Big Time Jerks and The Gathering are preventing Frost and Ingvar from leaving the ring. Then...
As the blue house lights flicker, down from the rafters, of the Cow Palace, Oblivion slowly glides into the ring. Oblivion lands in the ring, as Frost and Ingvar attacks Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: Oh no!! Frost and Ingvar has the jump on Oblivion.
Within an instant, both Frost and Ingvar fly backwards, as Oblivion roars out!!
Zach Davis: Run Frost!! Run Ingvar!!!
But, The Gathering does not allow the two to exit the ring. As Frost attempts to charge at Oblivion, The Dark One takes his right hand and grabs for the left side of It's own neck, Oblivion grabs, with It's left hand and grabs for the right side of It's own neck. Oblivion slightly squats then...
Shannan Lerch: Blue Haze Mist!!
Zach Davis: Frost is down!!
Ingvar attempts to charge at Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: A fireball to the face of Ingvar!!
Both men are writhing around in pain. Oblivion exits the ring.
Zach Davis: What is that psycho going to do next!!
Shannan Lerch: Give out more pain!!
Oblivion looks under the ring and pulls out a spool of barbed wire!!
Zach Davis: Oh no!! Barbed wire!! This can't be good!!
At that moment, the crowd notices a group of four men dressed in black suits. they are standing near the entrance way. They have on black sunglasses and are wearing an ear piece in their left ears.
Shannan Lerch: Oh, Zach, look!
Zach Davis: Where!?
Shannan Lerch: On the entrance ramp. It looks like the W.H.O!
Zach Davis: The what?!
Shannan Lerch: No, the W.H.O- We Help Oblivion!
The W. H. O are keeping an eye on the surrounding areas, to keep Oblivion protected. Oblivion grabs Frost and drags him to a nearby corner and begin to tie him up, with the barbed wire, attaching him to the turnbuckles. Oblivion then takes the other bundle of barbed wire and grabs for Ingvar. Oblivion drags Ingvar to another corner and then proceeds to tie him up with the barbed wire. Oblivion leaves the ring and then again looks under the ring and finds a battery.
Zach Davis: Not the battery again!
Oblivion grabs for the battery and two pairs of jumper cables and places them into the ring. Oblivion goes to the announcing table and grabs for Zach Davis' water bottle. Oblivion slide back into the ring and splashes both Frost and Ingvar with the water.
Zach Davis: Why is Oblivion splashing both frost and Ingvar with the water?
Oblivion grabs for the red tipped jumper cable and taunts Frost with it, before Oblivion violently attaches the cable to the crotch area of Frost. Then Oblivion takes the black tipped cable and attaches it to the crotch of Frost. Oblivion then attaches the red tipped jumper cable to the battery, then takes the other black tipped jumper cable and touches it to the battery. the battery sparks, as Frost shakes violently in pain. the crowd groans with fright, but some cheer for the simple fact of revenge. Oblivion taunts Frost with the black tipped jumper cable again. Then taps the cable against the battery again, as Frost shakes violently as he begin to wet himself.
Shannan Lerch: Frost is now screaming out in pain.
Zach Davis: OH MY GAW-AW-AWDD-DD-D!! THE BRUTALITY!!
Shannan Lerch: Call it justice!
Ingvar is watching the whole thing and is scared to death. Oblivion zaps frost one more time, before detaching the cables and methodically sliding over to Ingvar.
Zach Davis: Oh my God, Oblivion, that sick son of a bitch, is gonna do it again!!
After setting the whole ordeal over again, Oblivion zaps Ingvar with the battery. Ingvar shakes violently and he, too, wets himself. Oblivion keeps the cables on Ingvar's crotch, as It rolls out of the ring and grabs for a baseballbat that is covered with barbed wire and nails.
Zach Davis: Oh no!
Shannan Lerch: Oh yes!!
Oblivion screams out....
Oblivion: NOW, THE FUN REALLY BEGINS.
Oblivion soaks the ball bat with an accelerant and proceeds to set the barbed wire and nail covered bat on fire.
Zach Davis: Oblivion has set the bat on fire.
Shannan Lerch: A barbed wired bat with nails in it, that has been set on fire. Freakin' brilliant!!
Oblivion takes the ball bat and proceeds to strike Frost and Ingvar with the bat, several times. Blood begins to seep out of Frost and Ingvar.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion has sprayed Frost with his Blue Haze Mist and set Ingvar on fire. Oblivion has electrocuted both men.
Zach Davis: And now, Oblivion is beating both of them to a bloody pulp with a barbed wire and nail covered baseball bat.
Oblivion drops the bat and asks for a mic....
Oblivion: Do you two now get it!? You cannot take over WCF!! Not with Oblivion around!! TORTURE!! YOU HEAR OBLIVION?!? YOU CANNOT TAKE WCF OVER!! YOU'RE DEAD!! Creeping Death is dead!! So will Jay Price!! JJ Biggs and Chris fuckin' Avery!! You're all dead!!!
Oblivion drops the mic, as the crowd explodes with cheers!!
Crowd: OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!!
Oblivion walks over to a neutral corner and climb up the turnbuckles. It raise It's arms to the cheering crowd!!
Hotdog Mascot/Captain Punishment Date
Shannan Lerch: As we all saw last week Captain Punishment defeated Russle Trombone in a ladder match. In doing so, he won himself a date with the Hotdog Mascot...much to his disappointment.
Footage from last week is played:
Punishment throws open the case and extracts a single, large white card with a simple message spelled out in yellow letters on it. Punishment reads the card to himself and then drops it to the ground as he backs away with a look of horror coming over his masked face. The cameraman tilts the camera downward to show the viewing audience what it says:
You've Won A Free Date With The Hotdog Mascot
Captain Punishment: No! No! Nooooo!
Punishment takes off running at full speed leaving behind the briefcase and card. At that moment, his Diet Coke comes out of the vending machine and lands on the ground at Hank's feet.
Hank Brown: This day just keeps getting better.
Hank reaches down and retrieves the soda before popping it open and walking off, effectively ending the scene.
Zach Davis: Poor Hotdog Mascot, she deserves so much better.
Shannan Lerch: *sigh* Oh Zach. Anyway, it seems the two were accompanied by a cameraman to record the special night and we have the footage. So let's go ahead and take a look.
The scene opens up outside of a fancy hotel in downtown Brooklyn, New York. Captain Punishment is standing alone, dressed in a dark blue suit, black dress shoes and his mask and cape, on the front steps of the hotel. He nervously checks his watch and then looks around. Behind him the Hotdog Mascot emerges from the hotel wearing a skimpy, dark red cocktail dress and red heels, both of which seem as if she stuffed herself in them.
Hotdog Mascot: 'Scuse me, but you can't be serious.
Upon hearing her voice Punishment turns and nearly faints from the sight.
Hotdog Mascot: Don't tell me you're gonna wear that silly mask and cape all night. You look ridiculous.
Captain Punishment: Ridiculous? Me? You're a hotdog wearing a cocktail dress.
Hotdog Mascot: Haven't you ever heard of a cocktail weenie?
Punishment proceeds to facepalm himself as he lets out a very loud sigh.
Captain Punishment: Let's get this date over with.
Hotdog Mascot: I don't think I like your attitude Mr. Man, maybe I'll just go back inside.
Captain Punishment: Wait! We have to go on this date. Trust me.
Punishment takes a quick glance over at a group of lawyers standing outside of the shot, each holding up a packet of papers that clearly state this date must happen.
Captain Punishment: Apparently someone went through a lot of trouble to make sure there was no way I could get out of it. So what do you say, let's go get some dinner.
Hotdog Mascot: Can we have hotdogs?
Captain Punishment: I was thinking more like Italian. There's this grea..
Hotdog Mascot: I want HOTDOGS!
Captain Punishment: But I thou..
Hotdog Mascot: HOTDOGS! HOTDOGS! HOTDOGS!
Captain Punishment: All right hotdogs it is. Shall we be on our way?
Hotdog Mascot skips down the steps and then sticks out her hand as if she expects Punishment to take it. Punishment looks down at the hand, back at the Mascot's face and then back down at the hand. With a sigh, and a quick look around, he takes her hand and the two head off.
15 Minutes Later
Punishment and the Hotdog Mascot come upon a street vendor that is selling, of course, hotdogs.
Hotdog Mascot: Oh boy! I want 1, no 2, no wait, I want 6 hotdogs.
Captain Punishment: 6 hotdogs?!?
Hotdog Mascot: Well I'm not just eating for one anymore silly.
Captain Punishment: Okay, whatever you say.
Punishment steps up to the vendor and pulls out his wallet.
Captain Punishment: All right, we'll take 7 hotdogs. I'll take ketchup and relish on mine and uhh, hey what do you want on yours? Mustard? Ketchup?
Hotdog Mascot's normally joyous expression turns to one of rage at the mention of ketchup. She grabs the nearest bottles of condiments, both mustard of course, and squirts them all over Punishment and the vendor until their both empty. She then throws them to the ground and walks off angrily.
Captain Punishment: This is going to be a long night.
The footage fades out with Punishment running to catch up to a very distraught Hotdog Mascot.
Shannan Lerch: I'm being told this is only part of the date, apparently we'll see the rest of it later. And...yeah, I have no idea why we're going to even show it.
Zach Davis: I swear if he lays one hand on her perfectly golden buns...
Doc Henry vs Paul Dangerous vs D-Day
Shannan Lerch: The WCF Television title match is schedueled to be next. Kyle Steel is already in the ring.
Kyle Steel: This next match is a triple threat match for the WCF Television Champion... ship.
Danger on the Track by Europe begins to play over Cow Palace arena's speakers.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes the first challenger.
Kyle Steel: Coming to the ring, from Sheffield, England. He weighs in at a little over 17 stone...
Zach Davis: 17 stones?
Shannan Lerch: Sheesh, Zach! You can be such an idiot. 241 pounds converts into 17.2142 stones OR 17 stones and 3 pounds
Zach Davis: Oh.
Kyle Steel: Pau-au-aul Da-a-angerou-ou-ous!
The opening lyric of the song 'Dangeeeeeerrrrr' sounds out. Paul Dangerous comes out from within a massive billow of smoke. Dangerous is choking from the excess amount of smoke. He feigns slapping the fans hands, but then remembers the likelihood of catching diseases from them and so pulls back at the last second. He pretty much drags himself up the ring steps, and on finally entering the ring he lets out his signature scream of "I....AM....DANGEROUS!"
Shannan Lerch: Here comes the second challenger, as of now, one half of the tag team champions.
Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits...
Kyle Steel: From Griffe, Georgia and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is one half of the WCF World Tag Team Champions...... DO-O-O-O-OC HE-E-ENR-RY-Y-Y-Y!
Doc Henry walks out from the back. The fans boo.
Zach Davis: A-a-and another warm welcome for Doc Henry.
He walks to the ring before rolling in and standing in his corner.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes the champ!
Anthem of the Underdog by 12 Stones plays in the speakers. The crowd leap to their feet. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his belt and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him.
Kyle Steel: From New York City.... The champion weighs in at 230 pounds. He is currently the WCF Television and WCF United States Champion.
The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you.... D-DAY-AY-AY-AY-AY-Y-Y-Y!!!
When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen and followed by all of the titles he has held in the WCF.
Shannan Lerch: A-a-and this match is underway.
All three men walk to the center, of the ring and begin jawing at each other. There is some shoving between the three men.
Zach Davis: Doc Henry just shoved Paul Dangerous, who just stumbled backwards and landed hard on his backside.
Shannan Lerch: A superkick by D-Day and Doc Henry crashes down hard onto the mat.
D-Day sees both men down and proceeds to run to the ring ropes, at the other end, of the ring. Paul Dangerous gets up to his feet, but Doc Henry is slow to get to his feet. D-Day bounces off the ropes. Doc Henry sees D-Day flying towards him and drops down, face first, to the mat as D-Day leaps over him.
Zach Davis: Doc Henry drops down and D-Day leaps over him and running hard towards Paul Dangerous.
Dangerous sees D-Day screaming towards him and leap frogs over the Television Champion. D-Day bounces off the ropes and Dangerous catches D-Day with a drop-toe hold, which causes D-Day to crash to the mat, face first. Dangerous sees his first opportunity to make some momentum, for himself and attempts to run towards the ropes when....
Shannan Lerch: Wham! Out of nowhere. Doc Henry catches Paul Dangerous with a flying clothesline.
D-Day begins to stand up, as Doc Henry goes running towards him and....
...nails the champion with a shoulder block.
Zach Davis: Nice shoulder block by Doc Henry. Henry picks up the champion and kicks him in the mid-section.
Doc Henry runs towards the ropes and flies towards D-Day and....
Shannan Lerch: Doc Henry hits D-Day with a spinning neck-breaker. Doc Henry is going for the pin.
Senior Referee Stanley Moser slides into position.
Zach Davis: Where in the hell did he come from?!
Paul Dangerous interrupted the count, with a double fist, to the back of Doc Henry's head.
Shannan Lerch: Paul Dangerous picks up Doc Henry and hits him with a German suplex!
Zach Davis: Dangerous picks up D-Day and wham... he hits the champ with a perfect fisherman's suplex. Dangerous keeps a hold of D-Day and Stanley Moser is going in for the count...
Shannan Lerch: The pin was broken up by Doc Henry!!
Henry kicks Dangerous in the mid-section, but Dangerous hits Doc Henry with a running European uppercut, causing Doc to go crashing down onto the mat.
Zach Davis: Paul Dangerous grabs Doc Henry and slowly spins him around and....
Zach Davis: HANGMAN'S NECK-BREAKER!!!
Shannan Lerch: Dangerous is smiling. But, he quickly sees his opportunity and goes for the quick pin.
Crowd: THR..... NO-O-O-O!!
Zach Davis: Out from nowhere, the Television Champion stops the count. He grabs for Paul Dangerous and kicks him in the stomach and...
Zach Davis: DDT!! D-Day floats over and goes for the pin!
Shannan Lerch: Stanley Moser begins the count!
Crowd: THRE-.... NO-O-O-O-O!!
Zach Davis: Doc Henry breaks up the count, again. Henry grabs Paul Dangerous and throws him outside the ring.
Doc Henry grabs D-Day and thumbs him in the eye. D-Day automatically stumbles back, as Doc begins to pummel him with rights and lefts. Doc grabs D-Day legs and catapults him into the ropes.
Shannan Lerch: Doc Henry catapults the champion into the ropes.
Zach Davis: D-Day is draped over the ropes. Henry with a sinister look across his face, puts his leg over the back of D-Day's neck and is putting pressure on D-Day's neck and letting the rope choke the Television champion.
Shannan Lerch: Plus, Doc Henry is using the top rope, to yank up to use for extra leverage. Referee Moser steps in...
Stanley Moser: That's enough, Doc! Stand back! ONE!!.... TWO!!....
Doc Henry keeps on the pressure.
Stanley Moser: THREE!!!
Shannan Lerch: If Doc Henry isn't careful, he could get disqualified and D-Day retains his championship!
Stanley Moser: FOUR!!
Doc Henry reluctantly let's go. D-Day is still draped over the ropes. Henry grabs D-Day and proceeds to drag his face across the ropes.
Zach Davis: Devastating!! Doc Henry is dragging D-Day's face across the ropes!
Paul Dangerous gets close to the ring ropes, but Doc Henry sees him and rushes towards him and kicks him down. Henry walks back over to D-Day and grabs him....
Shannan Lerch: Doc Henry just hit the champion with a spinning heel kick! The challenger is not done.
Doc Henry grabs D-Day and....
Zach Davis: Gambler's Hand!!! Again, Doc is not finished!!
Henry runs over to a corner.
Shannan Lerch: It's possible he might be going for the All-In!!
Doc Henry stands tall and gets ready to leap off....
Paul Dangerous pushes Doc Henry off the top turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Paul Dangerous pushes Doc Henry off the top turnbuckle. Doc crashes hard on the outside.
Dangerous gets into the ring and runs over to D-Day.
Shannan Lerch: STF!!
Paul Dangerous clinches on the STF on D-Day. The champion is screaming out in pain, as he struggles to get to the ropes.
Zach Davis: Paul Dangerous is wrenching back, with a menacing grimace across his face.
Shannan Lerch: D-Day is trying his best to get to the ropes, but without any success!!
The referee is getting close to check if D-Day wants to submit, but an errant flailing arm, by D-Day catches Stanley Moser and the referee crashes down to the mat.
Zach Davis: There is no referee!!
Shannan Lerch: What Doc Henry doing.
Doc Henry is looking around and he finds what he was looking for...A CHAIR!
Zach Davis: Oh my God, Doc Henry has a chair and the referee is down!
Doc Henry climbs up to the top turnbuckle, with the chair in hand. With Paul Dangerous still has the STF on D-Day, he doesn't see Henry about to leap off the top turnbuckle. Henry flies off the turnbuckle with the chair in hand and he lands with a leg drop across the back of the head of Paul Dangerous.
Shannan Lerch: Oh my God!! Doc Henry had the chair underneath him, as he landed across the back of the neck of Paul Dangerous!
Doc Henry picks up Dangerous by his ankles and drapes him over his back, knees on shoulders. Both men are back-to-back. Henry hooks Dangerous' legs in armpits and sits down, causing a stretching in abdomen and chest. Dangerous is screaming out in a horrific pain!!
Zach Davis: JACKPOT!!
Shannan Lerch: But the referee is still out!!
Henry drops Dangerous and walks over to Stanley Moser to wake him up.
Zach Davis: Oh my God, Doc Henry doesn't see it! He doesn't know that D-Day has slowly stood up and is patiently waiting, stalking Doc Henry.
Doc Henry decides to turn around....
Shannan Lerch: Superkick!!!
D-Day grabs Doc Henry and places him on his shoulders...
Zach Davis: Shannan, you knows what this means!!
Shannan Lerch: I sure do, Zach!!
Zach and Shannan look at each other and says....
Zach/Shannan: DEAD AND FORGOTTEN!!!
D-Day nails Doc Henry with a Samoan Drop. Paul Dangerous is struggling, to get to his feet, as the referee is slowly getting to his feet. D-Day exhausted collapses on top of Doc Henry, for the pin attempt. Dangerous a few feet away tries to get closer. The referee goes for pin count....
Shannan Lerch: That's one, Zach!
Zach Davis: That's two, Shannan!
Dangerous makes one last effort to leap towards the pin attempt, as Stanley Moser's hand is about to make the final and third count.
Paul Dangerous collapses with disappointment as the bell sounds....
Kyle Steel: The winner of the match and sti-i-i-ill-ll WCF Television champion.... D-DAY-AY-AY-AY!!
Shannan Lerch: D-Day has done it!! He fought tooth and nail with both Paul Dangerous and Doc Henry!!
Zach Davis: Paul Dangerous and Doc Henry, both had put in valiant efforts in this match-up. But, it was D-Day who gotten the upper hand and came out with the victory!!
Johnny Reb vs Captain Punishment vs The Hotdog Mascot
"Bad Company" begins to play over the venue's PA system. Anticipation fills the air, and the crowd begins to cheer as Johnny Reb steps out, dressed in a grey Confederate frock coat and an officer's slouch hat. His manager, Don Jesus, is right behind him. The music plays on; the lyrics begin. "Company, always on the run. Destiny...is the rising sun. I was born, 6-gun in my hand. Behind a gun, I make my final stand." Johnny makes his way toward the ring at a dignified pace, matching the song's cadence. "That's why they call me..." Here, the tempo picks up. The Inveterate Confederate stops, raising his head and spreading his arms wide, to coax more adulation from the crowd. "Bad Company! And I can't deny..." As the fans sing along, Johnny moves toward the ring once more. "Bad company, 'til the day I die..." Reb mounts the ring steps and climbs in, holding the ropes for his manager. He runs to the far corner, ascending to the second turnbuckle, and throws his hands in the air, posing for the audience. There is a brief reprise of the chorus before the music fades away. Johnny hops down and shrugs off his coat, passing it and his hat to Don Jesus, who exits the ring as Reb awaits the bell.
Zach Davis: Here comes Johnny Reb! Time for our main event.
The lights in the arena all go out, plunging the crowd into darkness. Flashing red and blue lights being lighting up the crowd as out of nowhere "Hero" by Skillet begins playing over the PA system. Quick red, white and blue pyro go off from the stage as Captain Punishment walks out from from the back. He strikes a very heroic looking pose for the crowd who give him pretty decent sized pop in return. He then raises his arms out in front of him and begins running at full speed toward the ring before sliding in under the botom rope. Once he gets to his feet he heads for the nearest corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle before proceeding to perform various poses, including an attempt to make a muscle, as the crowd again pops. He then hops out of the corner and removes his cape/bath towel before throwing it out of the ring and into the crowd toward a grup of young WCF fans.
Shannan Lerch: And here is Captain Punishment. Poor Reb, stuck in a match with him and..
"King For a Day" by Green Day hits the speakers, the Hotdog Mascot waddles out onto the top of the ramp to a roar of cheers. He prematurely celebrates, jumping around on the stage and throwing his hands in the air.
"Just wait till all the guys get a load of me!"
Hotdog Mascot skips around the stage swaying his hips and arms in rhythm to the music. The Mascot flees down the ramp and rolls into the ring, dancing in place till "King For a Day" cuts.
Shannan Lerch... the Hotdog Mascot.
Zach Davis: Here we go!
The bell sounds. Reb first runs at the Hotdog Mascot, Clotheslining her out of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: There goes the 'Scot!
Zach Davis: Damnit, we don't know what else happened on that date. I wanted to see her and the Cap'n interact.
Regardless, Captain comes up behind Reb and starts hitting him with a few forearm shots.
Shannan Lerch: Is the Captain doing that out of love.. or just out of a desire to win the match?
Captain Punishment throws Reb to the ropes, and then executes a Headscissors Takedown. Excited, Captain pins Reb.
Nope, Reb kicks out.
Zach Davis: He really thought he had this match won, didn't he!
He picks Reb up, but Reb snaps off a big Dropkick! However, Punishment moves out of the way just in time... only for Reb to end up hitting the poor Hotdog Mascot, who had just gotten onto the apron. The 'Scot flies off the apron and into the guardrail. Before Punishment has time to react, Reb grabs him and executes a Facebreaker DDT! Reb then hops to the top and hits a Moonsault!
Shannan Lerch: Wow!
No! Punishment kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Punishment hasn't taken enough.. punishment, as it were.. for this match to be over yet.
Reb picks the Captain up and throws him to the ropes. He then hits a Drop Toe Hold.. and puts him in a Boston Crab.
Zach Davis: How about some Southern Hospitality?
Reb has the move locked in good! It looks like Punishment just might tap out.. but the 'Scot is back in the ring, and kicks Reb off! The Mascot then grabs Reb... and pulls him in for the Bun Pwner!
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh! Not good news for the Inveterate Confederate!
Luckily, Reb is able to wriggle out of it. Punishment comes running at him, but Reb stops him with a quick. He grabs both Punishment and the Mascot.. and executes a simultaneous DDT/Stunner combo!
Zach Davis: Amazing!
Reb then jumps to the top... he flies off and hits the Southern Discomfort onto the Mascot!
Shannan Lerch: Always an exciting move to see! He nailed it!
Reb pins the Mascot.
Zach Davis: Johnny Reb wins!
Reb slides out of the ring and begins heading to the back.
Shannan Lerch: Remember, we have the contract signing between Johnny Reb and Doc Henry later tonight.
Troy Malenko Segment
“Remember the Name” by Fort Minor starts playing on the speakers in the arena. The crowd turns to the entrance as Troy Malenko walks out. He’s wearing a black tank top and tan cargo pants with a black hat backwards on his head. He steps out onto the ramp for a few second and then heads down to the ring. He walks up to the ring, reaches up and pulls himself onto the apron and then steps into the ring.
Troy walks across the ring and gestures for a microphone which is handed to him. He turns around and walks up to one of the cameramen, looking directly into the lens as his music fades.
Troy Malenko: So I show up tonight a couple of hours before Slam starts like the rest of the boys in the back always do. I show up to check out the sheet for tonight to see who Seth is putting me in the ring against for my debut…and guess what I find out? I’m not even scheduled for a match!
A few laughs and catcalls from the crowd can be heard and Troy glares out at the crowd. Troy turns back to the camera and points at it.
Troy Malenko: Seth Lerch, I know what you’re doing here. You’re playing games with me. I come out here and interrupt you and do my introduction to the WCF and its fans. I come out here and run my mouth to you and piss you off. I gloat, brag, and make demands and so you’re trying to show me who is in control by not even giving me a match tonight. Do. Not. Screw. With. Me. You know what? As a matter of fact…
Troy turns to the entrance.
Troy Malenko: I want you out here in the ring right now, Mr. Lerch.
Shannan Lerch: This guy has a lot of balls to be doing the things he has when we haven’t even seen him in the ring or really know anything about him.
Zach Davis: Well, tonight was supposed to be his debut, but your brother decided against that and with good reason for that interruption and show of disrespect by this newcomer last week.
Troy stands in the ring for nearly 30 seconds with no one stepping out from the back nor the famous Metallica song playing on the speakers. Troy smirks.
Troy Malenko: So, it’s going to be like that, is it?? Well, that’s fine. I wanted you out here in the ring to confront you and then I was going to reveal my mentor, but I think I’ll just bring him out here now. I have ZERO DOUBT that you will not be standing in this ring in the next couple of minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you all the man who has been training me for the last couple of months. The man who will lead me to the world title and becoming one of the greatest wrestlers in the business. I thought about hyping him up before I brought him out, but hey…this guy really needs no introduction. I doubt anyone here has forgotten him.
Troy points to the entranceway as “Change” by Deftones starts playing. The crowd becomes unglued and starts a deafening amount of boos as the last person they expected to see walks out from the back…Gravedigger.
Shannan Lerch & Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT!!
Gravedigger stands on top of the ramp, dressed in a business suit and wearing shades, a huge grin spread across his face as he holds his arms out, absorbing the boos of the crowd. He stands there soaking in the reaction for a few seconds before walking down the ramp. He points at Troy Malenko and gestures out to the crowd. A big grin spreads across Troy’s face and he nods, looking around at the crowd’s massive reaction in amazement.
Zach Davis: Oh my god! I can’t believe my eyes!
Shannan Lerch: Well you won’t have to believe them long, because my brother will be out here soon and have him ejected from the building once again.
Gravedigger reaches the ringside area and climbs the ring steps. Troy walks over and sits down on the middle rope. Gravedigger climbs through the hole he has made and walks to each side of the ring, drinking in the boos. He finally turns to Troy and they shake hands and pull each other in, slapping a hand on each other’s back.
Troy lifts the mic to speak but before he can and just as Gravedigger’s music fades out, “Master of Puppets” by Metallica plays. Out walks Seth Lerch with a large amount of WCF security.
Zach Davis: Your brother is taking no chances with Gravedigger here in the arena.
Gravedigger grins as the security surround the ring. Seth stands at the top of the ramp with a microphone in his hand and he speaks.
Seth Lerch: What the hell do you think you’re doing in my ring, Gravedigger? Didn’t I tell you that you weren’t having your contract renewed? Didn’t I tell you that I had finally ended our little feud? That I had won? That WCF was finally rid of you?
Gravedigger turns to Seth and just stands there smiling at him. Troy lifts the mic
Troy Malenko: Mr. Lerch, I’m glad you could join us. I knew that revealing my mentor would bri---
Seth ignores Troy as he continues to speak to Gravedigger.
Seth Lerch: You think you can just waltz in here and I’ll let you hang out in my ring? I don’t think I made it clear last time, I was trying to tell you when you were ejected from the building that you were banned from any and all WCF shows and events. Security, get him out of here.
Troy Malenko: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
Troy steps in front of the security guards and blocks them from getting into the ring to get Gravedigger.
Seth Lerch: I said get him out of my ring…NOW!
More members of security climb into the ring and they surround Gravedigger and Troy. Gravedigger starts taking off his suit jacket and loosens the tie and the crowd starts to get riled up. Troy walks over and tells Gravedigger to calm down. He turns to Seth and speaks again.
Troy Malenko: Mr. Lerch, I don’t think you want to do this. This action by you will be a brea---
Seth continues to ignore Troy.
Seth Lerch: Do I have to ask a third time? Will you idio---
A fierce look crosses Troy’s face and he yells at Seth.
Troy Malenko: DO NOT IGNORE ME!!
Seth is taken aback by the reaction.
Troy Malenko: Mr. Lerch, I suggest that you get your security out of the ring, because if they lay one unprovoked hand upon Gravedigger, I will sue you and WCF for breach of my contract.
Seth Lerch laughs.
Seth Lerch: How would I be breaching your contract?
Troy Malenko: Gravedigger is not only my mentor…he’s my manager. The contract we both signed when I joined WCF the other week stated that I could have anyone as my manager. You may have banned Gravedigger from the WCF arena and all events, but the manager clause in my contract nullifies that ban. Don’t believe me? TRY ME!
Gravedigger turns to Seth and grins. Seth stops for a few seconds, letting this sink in and then he begins to curse away from the mic and the crowd starts booing as they realize that Troy was right. Seth gestures to security to leave the ring. They start climbing out of the ring and walk up the ramp to the back.
Troy Malenko: Now, we can get down to business.
Seth Lerch: What business is that?
Troy Malenko: You putting me in the ring next week in my WCF debut.
Seth Lerch: Why should I put you in the ring when you have Gravedigger as your manager? I spent years dealing with all the hell he put me through only to finally one up him and get rid of him forever…or what I thought was going to be forever. I’m not above putting you on the inactive list and just paying you to sit at home.
Troy nods and grins.
Troy Malenko: Yeah, yeah, that would be nice. It’s actually kinda funny that you mention that because it shows me that you don’t read the contracts when you sign them. If I learned anything from studying my mentor and listening to all the advice he gave me, it was that I had to cover all my bases. I had to ask for things in my contract that other wrestlers wouldn’t think they needed to ask for. See, if you refuse to put me in a match, Mr. Lerch, I have every right to sue you. In the contract we signed a couple of weeks ago, it also stated that you have to put me in matches on a regular basis. I knew that with Gravedigger as my manager, that you would try to pull something like this. Gravedigger taught me to always be one step ahead of you.
Seth’s face turns red and he gets a little pissed off. Troy continues.
Troy Malenko: So next week, you’re going to put me in a match. I don’t care who you put me up against. I can take on anyone and I can beat them. Unlike every other wrestler in this company, I have Gravedigger in my corner. I have the biggest, the meanest, the nastiest son of a bitch to ever step foot in this company. I have the biggest bastard that has ever been a member of the WCF locker room guiding me, watching my back. I have a bottomless well of knowledge of the inner workings of the business, of WCF. I am more equipped than anyone in the business right now and I’m going to show it next week when you put me in the ring.
Troy gestures to Seth who has calmed down a little and lifts the mic.
Seth Lerch: I’ll put you in the ring next week, but I’ll go ahead and tell you now that you will look back at this moment down the road as one of the biggest mistakes you could make here in WCF. Aligning yourself with Gravedigger not only puts you on my shit list, but it also puts a target on your back by nearly every man back there in the lockerroom.
Seth Lerch: So, yes, you’ll have yourself a match next week. And Gravedigger, if you lay even one finger on whoever he faces next week or interfere in the match in any way, I will have you ejected from the building. I will NOT put up with your crap this time around. You were a wrestler before and I had to find other ways to deal with it, as a manager there’s a lot less that I am forced to deal with.
Gravedigger continues smirking as “Master of Puppets” by Metallica starts playing. Seth Lerch stares Gravedigger down for a few seconds before heading to the back. Troy and Gravedigger climb out of the ring and walk up to the back as the crowd boos loudly at the pair.
Johnny Reb/Doc Henry Contract Signing
"Renegade" by Styx begins to play over the PA system as Don Jesus, Johnny Reb, Mary and Doc Henry step out onto the stage. Reb's title strap is slung over his right shoulder, while Doc wears his around his waist. Images of past matches play on the Jumbotron, while both men make their way down the ramp, working the crowd at ringside.
Zach Davis: Now this is a surprising turn of events. Last week, Doc Henry proposed that the Tag Title match at Helloween should involve each man’s respective manager as his partner. Reb agreed, on the condition that a contract be drawn up and signed by all parties involved.
Shannan Lerch: Which brings us to this. I wonder what Doc’s got up his sleeve…
In the ring is a table with two chairs on either side. Hank Brown stands at it's head. As the members of the New Confederacy enter the ring and take their seats, the music fades out.
Hank Brown: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce the New Confederacy, Johnny Reb and Doc Henry.
Hank takes his seat at the head of the table.
Zach Davis: I’m sure it’s perfectly legitimate, Shannan. No tricks this time. Doc wants a good, clean match as much as Johnny does.
Hank Brown: I have here the contract for the Tag Team Championship match at Helloween. Gentlemen, it states that the winner gets both titles and can pick a co-champion at his own discretion. It also says that if there is ANY interference or fighting before the match, the offender will lose the title there and then.
Hank sets the contract down, and Reb looks at Doc for a few minutes. Picking up the contract and pen, he starts to sign, then stops.
Johnny Reb: Ya know, one thing has been bugging me. After all the arguments and friction between us, why now, why are you so willing to settle this the right way?
Doc just sits there a second, and pics up a Mic.
Doc Henry: Well Reb, we may have had our differences, and that is only normal. Ya see, I am still your friend, and brother. Unfortunately, these Tag straps have driven a wedge, and that wedge needs removed. I know you, as well as I do, want to retain the titles. That ain't gonna happen right now, so to better prove who was carrying, we'll find out at Helloween...
Reb looks at Chuy, then back to Doc. Picking up the pen, he signs his name with a flourish. Chuy signs his name as well.
Johnny Reb: There ya go, it's official Doc Henry: Chuy and I will see you at Helloween. Now it's your turn to sign.
Doc nods, as he looks at Mary. They both pick up pens and sign the contract. The four stand and move to the end of the table and shake hands. Suddenly Mary kicks Chuy in the gut and hits the Stoner. Johnny and Doc look at her in surprise, as they begin to confront her as to why she attacked Chuy. As she is giving her explanation, Doc spins Reb around and puts him through the table with the Gambler's Hand.
Shannan Lerch: OHMIGAWD! Doc and Mary just completely destroyed Johnny and Chuy! So much for going legit…
Zach Davis: I’m sure Doc has his reasons. The good news is, it can’t possibly get any worse.
Reaching down, Doc grabs the mic.
Doc Henry: Now, don't you get to thinking you now have both belts Johnny boy. Mary and I didn't actually sign! Now meet MY partner.
Doc turns to the stage as fireworks explode on the ramp, and everyone quickly turns their attention to it. Sympathy by Non Divine plays very loudly and WCF fans hate him. Tank Reaper walks slowly out on the stage putting both arms in the air ala Stone Cold Steve Austin. The crowd again boos and disgraces Tanks name in the holy worlds of hell. Tank does not care about the fans any longer. He hates them. Tank reaches the ring, where he pulls himself up onto the apron, and then steps his seven foot body over the ropes. Flashbulbs light from every which direction for the simple fact that Tank is one hell of an athlete to look at. Tank taunts one more time in the center of the ring for good measure. Fireworks explode off the ring posts and Tank's music stops.
Shannan Lerch: It’s worse, Zach! A lot worse! Tank isn’t exactly known for being gentle, and now he’s teaming up with Doc Henry!
Doc Henry: That's right, 'old buddy', I told you I'd do anything to keep my title.
Reaching down, Doc grabs the contract and signs before handing it to Tank to sign. As he drops the contract on Reb's chest, Doc, Mary, and Tank raise their hands as the crowd’s boos rise to a deafening roar.
Zach Davis: Wow. I don’t believe this. Doc just pulled a classic “bait and switch”…but you have to wonder what it all means. Is Henry somehow connected with This Is War?
Shannan Lerch: I don’t know, Zach. After that sickening display, I wouldn’t put anything past him. I guess we’ll find out next week…
Slam fades to black.