Johnny Reb Segment
Television Title Match: Jesster vs Chris Avery
Johnny Reb vs Paul Dangerous
Jay Price vs D-Day
Brad Kane vs Troy Malenko
The 'Scot/Captain Punishment Segment
Logan vs Doc Henry
Creeping Death vs Torture

Johnny Reb Segment

Cut to backstage. Johnny Reb, still in his ring gear, his hair dripping with sweat, walks into a deserted locker room.

Deserted – save for the figure huddled, unconscious, on the floor. Reb wanders closer to take a look. It’s a woman, hog-tied and gagged with blood-red ribbon an inch wide. Her hair is disheveled, her clothes smudged and torn. Slowly, Johnny reaches out a hand and turns her so he can see her face – and his eyes widen in recognition: Dixie Pride.

Stunned, Johnny simply stares at her for several moments, until the sound of a footstep behind him makes him whip his head around.

Johnny Reb: Doc! Go find a medic! She’s hurt!

Doc Henry doesn’t move; he stands there, looking down at Johnny, a smirk tugging at one corner of his mouth. Reb frowns a little at his former partner’s lack of a reaction.

Johnny Reb: What’s with you? Get a move on!

Henry remains where he is, the same peculiar look on his face. When he speaks, his voice takes on a sinister edge.

Doc Henry: No need. She ain’t hurt bad.

He kneels beside Dixie, grasping her finely pointed chin to turn her face toward him.

Doc Henry: Are ya, darlin’?

At his touch, her eyes spring open; she begins to tremble and tries to wriggle out of his grip. Henry just smiles at her for a moment, then releases her. Both men rise to their feet; Johnny looking angry, and Doc merely satisfied.

Johnny Reb: What the hell…?

Doc Henry: Well, Johnny… your little… allegation… got me curious. So I did some checkin’, an’ I found out what our sweet Dixie’s been up to… She’s been a VERY naughty girl.

Reb scowls at him and folds his arms across his chest.

Johnny Reb: What’re you on about? Ain’t you the one been payin’ her off?

Henry scoffs at the suggestion.

Doc Henry: You ain’t heard a thing I said, Johnny. I never needed to pay her a dime. But someone else did…

Johnny Reb: You’re fulla shit!

Doc shrugs, unconcerned.

Doc Henry: Don’t take MY word for it. Why don’t ya ask her y’self?

He pauses, giving Johnny a wicked grin.

Doc Henry: Consider this a partin’ gift, from me to you.

With a low chuckle, Henry turns on his heel and stalks away, leaving Johnny looking mildly puzzled…

Jesster vs Chris Avery

Zach Davis: Looks like Jesster is already in the ring and ready for his match up.

Shannan Lerch: For those who are unaware of whom Jesster actually is, he's an old timer but for .. well..

Zach Davis: Plain and simple, he's an odd character, Lerch. He loves putting a dick on yo' ass as he claims, and will stop at nothing short of grinding on his opponents!

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Chris Avery, our Television Champion!

The lights flicker on and off and Fabolous' Lights Out plays over the speakers to a loud chorus of boo's. Chris Avery comes out with his hooded sweatshirt on over his head, and his Championship title around his waist. Following Avery is Shaun Jackson and Tank Reaper. They all three walk to the ring where Avery slides in and gives up his title and is ready for battle.

Zach Davis: There's the bell, and of course, Avery has Reaper and Jackson around the ring!

Shannan Lerch: Something about cheaters that just kind of annoys me.

Avery starts out with a few punches and grounds Jesster with a headlock and tries to choke him out. Jesster comes back with an Irish Whip! Jesster hits a back elbow and then grinds the air and hits an elbow drop on the downed Avery! Crowd pops, and Avery rolls out of the ring! Avery slides back in and they tie up! Jesster with the advantage again! Jesster hits a hip lock take down, and then lays behind Avery with a headlock and grinds into his backside! The crowd pops and laughs, and Avery crawls his way quickly to the ropes!

Zach Davis: Jesster taking it to Avery the only way he knows how!

Shannan Lerch: Tight and dirty!

Zach Davis: Ahem, what?

Shannan Lerch: Ahuh.

Zach Davis: ...

Avery gets up but Jesster ducks his clothesline, and moonsaults into the air with a flying crossbody type move! It's a pin! Jesster grinds each count but it's only a two! Avery kicks up in time. Jesster gets to his feet and moonwalks backwards and Avery goes for a dropkick but Jesster side steps it and hits another elbow drop! Jesster wraps his legs around Averys head and locks on a chokehold and then grinds into the head of Avery! Chris quickly hits the ropes one more time and Jesster doesn't let go of the hold!

Zach Davis: Wait a minute! Jackson is on the apron!

Jackson does leap up to the apron and Jesster and the ref get distracted. The ref is yelling at Jackson to get down while Tank gets on the apron on the other side of the ring. Jesster turns around and Tank grabs a hold of Jessters neck and picks him up and slams him down like a chokeslam but from the apron to inside of the ring! Jesster is out and Avery quickly makes the cover as Tank gets down. Jesster is out cold! The ref turns around and counts!

Shannan Lerch: God Damn it!

One! Two! Three! Ding ding ding!

Zach Davis: When is this going to stop? Chris Avery hasn't had a single win that wasn't due to interference!

Chris Avery stands up as he points towards Jesster and grabs his TV Championship. Jackson lifts up Jesster and hits his finisher and then throws him out of the ring! The crowd boos as Avery grabs a microphone.

Chris Avery: Listen up! Obviously I'm on top in the division for this piece of Gold and so I'm offering a battle royal next week right here on Slam! If you want in, you just gotta let me know.. It's an invite only! Next week right here, an over the top battle royal invitational match will take place, and then we'll have a number one contender for my Television Championship at One! I'll tell you two of the opponents right now.. they're Tank Reaper and Shaun Jackson! Ha! Let's see what WCF has to offer! I'll defeat everyone, doesn't matter! See you next week, suckas!

The lights flicker on and off and Fabolous' Lights Out plays over the speakers to a loud chorus of boo's. Chris Avery, Jackson and Reaper leave the ring.

Zach Davis: Hmm. A Television Championship #1 Contenders Battle Royal will take place next week!

Shannan Lerch: An invite-only, huh? That doesn't sound one sided at all!

Zach Davis: Guess we'll see what happens next week..

Johnny Reb vs Paul Dangerous

Danger on the Track by Europe begins to play. The opening lyric 'Dangeeeeeerrrrr' sounds out, Paul Dangerous comes out from within a massive billow of smoke, choking from the excess amount of smoke.

Kyle Steel: From Sheffield, England, weighing in at 241 pounds....Paul Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaangerous.

He feigns from slapping the fans hands, but then remembers the likelihood of catching diseases from them and so he pulls back his hands at the last second. He pretty much drags himself up the ring steps, and on finally entering the ring he lets out his signature scream....

Paul Dangerous: I....AM....DANGEROUS!

Kyle Steel: And introducing his opponent.....

"Bad Company" begins to play over the venue's PA system. Anticipation fills the air, and the crowd begins to cheer as Johnny Reb steps out, dressed in a grey Confederate frock coat and an officer's slouch hat. His manager, Don Jesus, is right behind him. The music plays on; the lyrics begin. "Company, always on the run. the rising sun. I was born, 6-gun in my hand. Behind a gun, I make my final stand." Johnny makes his way toward the ring at a dignified pace, matching the song's cadence. "That's why they call me..." Here, the tempo picks up. The Inveterate Confederate stops, raising his head and spreading his arms wide, to coax more adulation from the crowd. "Bad Company! And I can't deny..." As the fans sing along, Johnny moves toward the ring once more.

Kyle Steel: From Sweet Water, Alabama, weighing in at 205 pounds....Johnnnnnnnnnnnny Reeeeeeb.

"Bad company, 'til the day I die..." Reb mounts the ring steps and climbs in, holding the ropes for his manager. He runs to the far corner, ascending to the second turnbuckle, and throws his hands in the air, posing for the audience. There is a brief reprise of the chorus before the music fades away. Johnny hops down and shrugs off his coat, passing it and his hat to Don Jesus, who exits the ring as Reb awaits the bell.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Zach Davis: Both men move toward the center of the ring and they tie up. Dangerous uses his size advantage to quickly gain control as he places Reb in a side headlock.

Shannan Lerch: But Johnny fights back and slips out of the headlock before shoving Dangerous away.

Zach Davis: Dangerous turns around...and Reb nails him with a beautiful standing dropkick that sends him to the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Dangerous trying to get back to his feet but Reb is right back on him with a clubbing blow to the back. Follows that up with a big elbow drop to the chest and he goes for the first pinfall of the match.


Zach Davis: And Dangerous quickly gets the shoulder up. I'm surprised Reb went for the pin so quickly, I mean after all this is the #1 contender for the United States championship.

Shannan Lerch: Indeed he is. Reb pulling Dangerous back to his feet and he shoots him to the ropes with an irish whip. Dangerous comes back and Reb looks for another big clothesline....but Dangerous sees it from a mile away and ducks it.

Zach Davis: Dangerous quickly slaps a sleeper hold on Reb as the referee moves in to check on him. This is what Dangerous is going to have to do if he wants to win this match, keep the fast pace offense of Reb slowed down.

Shannan Lerch: And the former World Champion is fading quickly it seems as the referee grabs one of his arms and lifts it into the air. He let's go...and it drops quickly.

Zach Davis: Referee raises the arm again...and again it falls. This is it Shannan. The referee raises the arm, let's it go....and REB get's the arm back up!

Shannan Lerch: A fire has lit up in Reb's eyes and he's fighting back as Dangerous looks a bit worried.

Zach Davis: Reb gets his hands back and wraps them around Dangerous's head...and drops him with a sitout jawbreaker!

Shannan Lerch: Reb rolls away from Dangerous holding his neck as Dangerous grabs his jaw in pain. Reb back to his feet first and as soon as Dangerous gets up Reb kicks him in the midsection and drops him with a facebreaker DDT.

Zach Davis: Reb heads for the corner and it looks like he's going for the Southern Discomfort.

And he hits it!




Shannan Lerch: Reb gets the win!

The arena lights flicker as "South Texas Death Ride" by the Union Underground starts playing. Johnny Reb is standing in the ring when 10 men in all black wearing "BTJ" t-shirts surround the ring holding baseball bats. Johnny Reb has a confused look on his face as all of a sudden two buckets of hit on either side of him. As he looks down at them Adam Young and Austin Adams hit the ring with a double shoulder block on Johnny Reb sending him right into the arms of Bo Young, who nails a massive spinebuster. Micheal Nirvana steps into the ring barking orders. Adam and Austin nail the Deathride and Johnny Reb is knocked out cold.

Micheal Nirvana: Another satisfied customer!

"Stand or Walk Away" by HellYeah starts playing as the Big Time Jerks leave giving Shannon a wink and a smile as they exit.

Jay Price vs D-Day

All of the main lights in the arena go out as a series of red lights light up the stage, ramp and the ring. "4 Words To Choke Upon" by BFMV hits the speakers, and while it's loud enough to deafen the people even in the cheap seats, it can barely be heard over the massive booing coming from the crowd as Jay Price makes his way out onto the stage from the back, his head and most of his face hidden under the hood of a black sweatjacket. He pauses and makes sure to point out the Elite Title draped over his right shoulder...and then the People's Title draped over his left shoulder...before unzipping his black sweatjacket to reveal the still slightly burned and blackened original World Title belt, which only incites louder booing. He then makes his way down the ramp, taking his sweet time as usual as he mockingly attempts to slap a few children's hands before pulling his hand back at the last moment. He finally reaches the ring steps and climbs them, makes his way through the ropes, and then climbs up the nearest corner to the second turnbuckle. He extends both arms out to the side, raises his middle finger on both hands to the crowd and then brings his hands together in front of him. He then hops out of the corner and hands off all three titles to the referee, who nearly collapses from the massive weight, and throws his sweatjacket out into the crowd before beginning to stretch out before the match starts.

Anthem of the Underdog by 12 Stones plays in the speakers. The lights are dim.The lights flash on to D-Day walking out to the top of the ramp with his belt and falls on his knees and throws his arms in the air, as soon as he throws them in the air fire works go off and surround him. The screen shows all of D-Day moments of his dead and forgotten special move. As also the screen shows a ring then the words in white and in cursive, the words D-Day. When D-Day get in the ring he raises his hands to his name on the screen and followed by all of the titles he has held in the WCF.

Zach Davis: Aannddd here we go!

Price starts the match off by tieing up with D-Day. Price puts Day into a headlock, but Day sends Price into the ropes. Price comes back and Clotheslines D-Day down, the crowd boos.

Shannan Lerch: They sure do hate Price.

D-Day stumbles up and Price Armdrags him down, into an Arm Wringer. The crowd is behind D-Day, however, and starts clapping. D-Day uses his momentum to work his way up. D-Day throws Price to the ropes now and then hits a Back Bodydrop. Price hits the mat, stumbles to his feet, and D-Day follows up by kicking him in the gut and executing a Neckbreaker!

Zach Davis: Good move, D-Day is getting back into this.

D-Day kicks at Price a few times before climbing to the top. He looks around... and flies off with a Frog Splash!

Shannan Lerch: Shades of Eddie Guerrero!

But no! Price rolls out of the way at the last moment, letting D-Day crash into the mat. Price hits him with a Snap DDT!

Zach Davis: Beautiful! That could end it!

Price pins D-Day.




Shannan Lerch: Not quite yet.

Price climbs to the top rope now.

Zach Davis: More high risk...

D-Day stumbles to his feet, and as he turns around, Price flies off the top.. and hits a Diving Cross Bodyblock! He connects with D-Day and then goes into a pin.



NO! Another kickout!

Shannan Lerch: Very few people have the heart of D-Day.

Realizing he needs to wear D-Day down a bit more, he puts him into a Single Leg Crab.

Zach Davis: Focusing on the leg is almost always a good idea. Take out someone's ability to walk and use their legs and they're easy pray.

D-Day crawls towards the ropes, grimacing in pain. Price cranks on the hold, getting all he can out of it.

Shannan Lerch: D-Day really needs to reach the ropes to force the break..

D-Day lunges... and reaches! The crowd cheers as the ref tells Price to release it. Price, of course, waits until the very last second to do so. He picks D-Day up, who is favoring his leg, and then throws him into the turnbuckle. Price kicks him a few times before lifting him up and then climbing up with him.

Zach Davis: Eh oh... what is Price going for here?

Price gets D-Day in a vertical position, throws his arm over his shoulder... and hits a Superplex!

Shannan Lerch: Wow!

He takes D-Day right down to the middle of the ring! Price quickly floats over and pins him.



NO! D-Day gets the shoulder up!

Zach Davis: D-Day won't give up!

Price gets up and backs off. Clearly he's ready to end this.

Shannan Lerch: Uh oh, what is he going for here..

As D-Day starts to get up, Price runs at him, and-

Zach Davis: Hit and Run!

But no! D-Day avoids the Hit and Run and then hits Price with a few rapid kicks, ending with one right between the eyes!

Shannan Lerch: D for Destruction! THIS IS IT, D-DAY HAS HIM!

D-Day pins Price!



NO! Price kicks out!

Zach Davis: So close!

Shannan Lerch: I really thought he had it..

D-Day lifts Price up..

Zach Davis: He's going for the Dead and Forgotten!

But Price avoids it and executes The Downfall! He pins D-Day, hooking the leg!




Shannan Lerch: Jay Price wins it!

Price stands up, triumphant. D-Day rolls out of the ring, angry.

Zach Davis: Well, congratulations Jay Price. Once again proving that he is.. indeed.. the Future.

D-Day is pissed. Outside the ring he's throwing around the steel steps. Price looks at him like "what the hell?" D-Day then grabs a steel chair and throws that too, angry.

Shannan Lerch: Wow... wonder where all this anger is coming from?

Brad Kane vs Troy Malenko

“Remember the Name” by Fort Minor hits the speakers and out walks Troy Malenko who stops at the top of the ramp. At certain points in the beginning of the song, fireworks shoot from the ramp all the way across simultaneously. When the first set goes off, he throws his arms back in a cocky manner, knocking the robe off of his body. When the second set of fireworks hits, he starts walking down the ramp, his manager Gravedigger following behind him.

Zach Davis: I don't trust that man.

Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger?

Zach Davis: Exactly. He possesses one of the most devious minds in the history of WCF. What's scary is that his protégé appears to be cut from the same cloth, so to speak.

Troy walks up the ring steps and sits on the rope as Gravedigger climbs the stairs behind him and climbs into the ring. Troy bounces off the middle rope and walks to each side of the ring, riling the crowd up. He finally stands in a corner with Gravedigger, waiting.

Zach Davis: We know that Malenko was not happy about missing out on his opportunity to challenge for the United States Championship after losing in that wild four-way contendership match at Helloween.

Shannan Lerch: You can say that again. He's been Mr. Grumpypuss ever since then, demanding that Seth place him into a US title match at One. Can you believe that? Troy actually thinks he can intimidate my brother. Seth fears nothing except rehab, Mr. Malenko!

"Cuz the pain that they're gonna feel after I'm done with you is gonna feed me. And give me, give me that oh so elusive happiness. I can't wait to see them cry. I can't wait to see you shiver. I can't wait for you to be droolin' out your mouth not knowin' where you are. You can call me sick but the world is cold... bundle up!"

{The opening to "War Is My Destiny" by Ill Bill feat. Immortal Technique flares up, the lights dimming down. Everyone can see a shadow standing in the entry way. Standing in the middle of the entry way is Brad Kane with Megan right behind him. The crowd begins to give him a huge ovation as he stays in the entry way for another few moments, letting all the suspense build. He begins to move his head, looking out into the thousands of fans that are in attendance tonight. More moment follows as he takes a few steps and throws his right arm out into the air, letting out a war cry before walking towards the ring. Many of the fans extend their hands out, looking for some form of contact. Brad slaps their hands as does Megan. When he reaches ringside, he walks completely around the outside of the ring, high fiving more fans. Once he's done walking around ringside, he heads up one set of the stairs and gets onto the apron while Megan follows him in. Brad Kane enters the ring through the middle rope as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle, going to the top. He looks out into the crowd, seeing the cheering fans taking pictures. Brad leaps off and heads to the other side of the ring and proceeds to do the same thing as more pictures are snapped. Jumping back off, he then backs into that corner, leaning against the ropes as Megan gives him a kiss for good luck. As she leaves the ring, he waits while his music fades off.}

Zach Davis: And here he is, Brad Kane, the man who would end Torture's cruel reign upon WCF!

Shannan Lerch: He has to get Torture to accept his challenge before he can do that, Zach. And more pertinently he has to get past Troy Malenko tonight. You know there have been rumors--

Zach Davis: People talkin' what?

Shannan Lerch: People sayin' that Troy Malenko is a member of This Is War. What do you think, Zach? Is it possible?

Zach Davis: I don't know, Shannan. Can you imagine if Malenko were aligned with both Gravedigger AND Torture? That would be like kickin' it with Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong-il.

Shannan Lerch: Even scarier, can you imagine if Gravedigger and Torture were in bed together? Wow, Zach, you just visibly shuddered...I hope that wasn't an orgasm.

Zach Davis: Nope, it wasn't. Not unless I'm in bed with The 'Scot.


Malenko circles the ring as he tries to size up his Hall of Fame opponent. Kane looks very calm as he moves in for a collar-and-elbow tie-up with Malenko. Malenko tries to gain the advantage with a knee to the gut but Kane responds with an even stronger knee of his own that staggers Malenko. Kane throttles Malenko's head and torso with his trademark martial arts kicks.

Zach Davis: Brad Kane is unloading on Troy Malenko! This is vintage Brad Kane right here! Vintage!

Shannan Lerch: Please don't start with that Michael Cole bull[bleep], Zach.

Zach Davis: Malenko looks like he's dancing the jitterbug out there as his body reverberates from those kicks! Oof! Malenko just responded with a pair of vicious kicks of his own!

Shannan Lerch: Wow, that's impressive. He gave Kane a taste of his own medicine. We haven't seen that before!

Malenko shoots Kane into the ropes and snaps off a quick dropkick that sends his veteran opponent to the mat. Malenko quickly follows up with a belly-to-belly suplex and makes the cover. Referee Jumpin' Jack Sprat administers the count.

Jack Sprat: ONE...



Kane kicks out with ease. Malenko quickly locks Kane in a Dragon sleeper. Kane snarls as Malenko punishes him by locking the sleeper in tight.

Zach Davis: Malenko is showing off his submission prowess. He's a fine technician that's for sure, right out of the Malenko family mold.

Shannan Lerch: I don't think he expects to submit Brad Kane with this, hell I'm not even sure if it's possible to submit Brad Kane, but he's doing two things right now: He's wearing Kane down and he's keeping him grounded. Both of those things work to Malenko's advantage.

Malenko keeps the sleeper locked in tight for a few more moments before Kane is able to work his way to the ropes, expending energy in the process.

Zach Davis: Kane gets to the ropes and Malenko is forced to break the hold, but I think Malenko accomplished his goal for the time being.

Shannan Lerch: Look at that smug expression on Malenko's face. He really is a chip off the block isn't he?

Zach Davis: Absolutely, Shannan. That's 100% pure Gravedigger right there.

Malenko pays for his arrogance as Kane surprises him with a lightning quick enziguri.

Zach Davis: Kane just cracked Malenko in the back of the head with that enziguri! I bet Malenko isn't feeling so cocky right now!

Kane further assails Malenko with a Uranage backbreaker and then transitions to a Half Nelson backbreaker that leaves his less-experienced foe grasping his back on the mat. Kane makes a quick cover.

Jack Sprat: ONE...



Zach Davis: Kickout by Malenko after the flurry of offense by Brad Kane! Kane shows no let-up, Shannan.

Kane whips Malenko hard into the corner.

Shannan Lerch: You're right about that, Zach.

Kane charges in and hits a Shining Wizard on Malenko in the corner.

Shannan Lerch: Ooh, that was stiff! Kane is from the Strong Style school of wrestling, Zach. High impact maneuvers executed with speed, precision and unrelenting aggression.

Kane waits for Malenko to stumble forward and then takes him for a ride with an Exploder suplex. Kane makes the cover.

Jack Sprat: ONE...



Zach Davis: Kickout by Malenko! Kane is certainly making the young man pay for taking his eyes off the prize earlier.

Shannan Lerch: Never give Brad Kane an inch, Zach. He'll rip your guts from your torso and smile while you die.

Malenko struggles to his feet but Kane staggers him into the corner with a flurry of knife edge chops to the chest and neck.

Zach Davis: Did somebody let a flock of seagulls in here?

Shannan Lerch: No. The crowd is "woo!"-ing, Zach. You know, like they always do when somebody gets chopped during a wrestling match?

Zach Davis: Oh right, yeah. I'm an idiot.

Kane punctuates his onslaught with a European uppercut that drops Malenko to the mat in the corner. Kane backs up to the far corner and measures his opponent who is now slumped against the turnbuckles. Malenko slowly climbs to his feet. Kane runs toward Malenko and hits a dropkick to the chest. Malenko does a nosedive onto the mat. Gravedigger is beside himself with rage at ringside. Conversely, Megan Kane is cheering wildly for her husband. BK makes the cover on Malenko.

Jack Sprat: ONE...



Malenko kicks out just before the three. Kane looks toward the top rope and in one swift motion leaps to his perch above the ring.

Zach Davis: Great agility by Kane!

Kane goes for a Frog splash but Malenko rolls out of the way at the last possible moment.

Shannan Lerch: He missed it! Malenko has a breath of life!

Malenko staggers to his feet and tries to shake loose the cobwebs. He makes contact with Gravedigger who is screaming instructions at him from ringside. Malenko puts the boots to Kane at a furious pace.

Zach Davis: Malenko is stomping a mudhole in Brad Kane!

Shannan Lerch: I hope he doesn't crack open a Troyweiser. I hate American beer.

Malenko waits for Kane to get to his feet and then rips his head off as soon as he does with a vicious clothesline. Malenko makes the cover.

Jack Sprat: ONE...



Malenko is still shaking those cobwebs loose, but he keeps on the offensive with a few more stomps before he pulls Kane up. Malenko gets behind Kane, lifts him up and drops to the mat with a stiff German suplex that makes the crowd go "oooh!"

Zach Davis: What a move by Troy Malenko! I'm telling you, this kid has game!

Malenko makes the cover on Kane.

Shannan Lerch: Game and a mean streak!

Jack Sprat: ONE...

Shannan Lerch: That's a deadly combination!

Jack Sprat: TWO...

Zach Davis: Butwillitbeenoughforthewin?!

Jack Sprat: THR--NO!!!

Zach Davis: Brad Kane kicks out!

Gravedigger climbs onto the ring apron, drawing the referee's attention.

Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger is screaming at the referee! He's saying that it was a slow count!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger needs to sit down and shut up!

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, and you need to go tell him that, Zach. Oh spit...I think Gravedigger just slipped a foreign object to Malenko behind the referee's back!

Zach Davis: I think you're right, Shannan! What is that...a pair of brass knucks?

Malenko slides the brass knuckles onto his hand and waits for Kane to get up.

Shannan Lerch: Malenko promised pain for Brad Kane tonight. I guess this is what he was talking about!

Zach Davis: But no, this ain't right!

Kane stands up. Malenko goes in for the kill and takes a swing with the brass knuckles. Kane ducks and Malenko whiffs on the punch. Kane goes for the BK Backfist. Malenko ducks that, positions himself and drills Kane with a stiff superkick that rocks his cranium.

Zach Davis: Lights Out! Malenko hit the Lights Out! Here's the cover!

Gravedigger drops down from the apron and the referee turns his attention back to the action in the ring.

Jack Sprat: ONE...




Zach Davis: Troy Malenko defeats Brad Kane!

“Remember the Name” hits the PA as Malenko gets to his feet and Gravedigger climbs into the ring. Malenko casually slips the brass knucks back to Gravedigger. Megan climbs into the ring and checks on Brad. The referee raises Malenko's victorious hand as the crowd boos loudly. Gravedigger cackles like a madman as he applauds his protégé.

The 'Scot/Captain Punishment Segment

The jumbotron lights up showing everyone footage taking place at a Golden Corral. The ‘Scot, Captain Punishment, and Leroy all sit a table with plates of food in front of them. The Captain sits at the other side of the table, as far away from Leroy and the ‘Scot as possible. Captain Punishment doesn’t touch his food, instead, he stares on - watching in disgust as his ‘family’ chows down.

Captain Punishment: I don’t think that’s very good for you..

Leroy perks his eyebrows, munching on a chicken leg with fried skin hanging from his mouth.

The ‘Scot: He can eat whatever he wants!

Captain Punishment: But that’s ALL he’s eating. That’s his fifth plate of fried chicken.

The ‘Scot: So? He got in for free because he’s an infant. It’s not like it’s coming out of your pocket.

Captain Punishment: I am still confused as to how or why the cashier actually let that happen. I mean, seriously, he has a beard!

The ‘Scot: Eh.. Some boys hit puberty a little earlier than others. But, that’s okay. Momma’s little Leroy is getting all grown up.. Oh my, it seems like it was only last week that we brought you into this world.

Shoving a napkin into his face, the ‘Scot blows his nose and sheds a few quick tears. The Captain continues to simply stare on.

Captain Punishment: It was last week…

Suddenly, Leroy takes a gulp of soda and begins coughing. The ‘Scot comforts Leroy, patting his back until he burps.

The ‘Scot: All better?

Leroy: Thank you, Mommy.

Leroy grins, and the ‘Scot wipes a bit of chicken grease off his lips with a spare napkin.

The ‘Scot: More chicken, Leroy?

Leroy: Yes, Mommy.

The ‘Scot: Cappy Pun, more chicken.

Captain Punishment: No - he can get his own chicken this time.

A horrified gasp comes from the ‘Scot.

Captain Punishment: He’s a grown ass man!

The ‘Scot: But-but the buffet rules state that anyone under the age of five needs to be escorted by a parent. Now, Cap, he wants more chicken!

Captain Punishment: I refuse. Honestly, I don’t even know why I came here with you two toda--

Before the Captain can finish, a growl stirs from Leroy followed by a deep voice.

Leroy: Yo’ better getcha punkass up der’ and gets me sum chicken boy.

Leroy’s gigantic afro shakes in anger. The ‘Scot soothes Leroy, petting his ‘fro.

Captain Punishment: Uh, okay, yeah, okay.

The deep voice fades.

Leroy: Thank you, Daddy.

The feed to the jumbotron cuts.

Logan vs Doc Henry

Zach Davis: Slam Roulette brought them together. Will love tear them apart?

Shannan Lerch: What the hell are you talking about, Zach?

Zach Davis: Uh, nevermind. It sounded good in my head, but once I said it out loud I realized that it made no sense.

Shannan Lerch: Don't worry, it happens.

As the drums hit the house lights fade, and red and blue lights strobe. At "Please allow me to introduce myself", Doc and Mary walk out onto the stage, and look back and forth over the audience. As the crowd boos, they make their way to the ring, where Doc rolls in. Standing, he grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos. Mocking them, he sits on the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent...

Zach Davis: There he is, the Southern Rogue! Doc looks focused and ready to take the fight to Logan, doesn't he?

Shannan Lerch: He certainly does, Zachariah. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for Doc Henry. Doc has been a multiple time WCF Tag Team Champion with Johnny Reb and a multiple time Television Champion in his own right, but this is the first time that Doc has ever gone one-on-one with the reigning WCF World Champion. If Doc wins tonight it will send shockwaves throughout the wrestling community.

Zach Davis: I would have to think that if Doc does defeat Logan tonight then he would become the #1 contender for the World Title and earn a title shot against Logan at One.

Shannan Lerch: I agree. That would have to happen. There's no way around it. If you beat the champion in a non-title match then you've earned a title shot, point blank.

The beginning drum intro of "The Struggle Within" by Metallica plays loudly and rumbles the speakers. Fans all too familiar to the theme for this certain superstar cover their ears to shield them from the extremely loud drum roll. After the climax of the epic drum intro the song breaks into rhythm and Logan appears at the top of the ramp to stand in place. Standing next to Logan is his mother Eva, decked out in an evening gown and high heels.

Zach Davis: And here is the WCF World Champion Logan, with his mother Eva by his side!

Shannan Lerch: What a bombshell that was last week when she revealed to the world that she is the mother of both Logan... and Jay Price. My brain almost exploded inside my head!

Zach Davis: You are not alone, Shannan. I think we were all floored by that, perhaps none more so than Logan and Price themselves.

Logan looks totally furious yet determined, narrowing his eyebrows and clamping his lips tight and taking deep breaths in through his nose while looking around at the screaming excited audience. Despite the maddening expression, something about his presence gives off the idea that he's happy to be there. And so, Logan makes his descent down the ramp along with his mother. He hits ringside and slides in underneath the bottom rope with a quickness. He holds the ropes open so that Eva can climb into the ring. Logan climbs the nearest turnbuckle and fixates glaring eyes on the cheering crowd, then, both his arms slowly raise lifting the WCF World Heavyweight Championship above his head. Eva cheers her son louder than anyone. The passion in Logan's eyes refuses to die as he drops his arms back down to his sides and hops off the turnbuckle. "The Struggle Within" fades out leaving Logan to pace the ring.

Zach Davis: What impact will Eva's revelation have on the rivalry between Logan and Price?

Shannan Lerch: None. Nada. Zilch. Listen, those two men had their minds blown last week, but let's be honest about something: Logan and Price are embroiled in a blood feud. Do you think the fact that they're blood brothers is going to change that? Hell, if anything it makes things even more bitter. The landscape of professional wrestling history is littered with the bodies of brawling siblings.

Zach Davis: Alright it's time to head to the ring for the intros!

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentleman, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is a non-title match. Introducing first from Griffen, Georgia this man is a former WCF Tag Team and Television Champion. He weighed in for tonight's match at 235 lbs. They call him the Southern Rogue. Seconded by his lovely wife Mary, here is DOOOOOOC HEEEEEEEEEENRRRRRY!!!!!!

The Honolulu crowd passionately boos Doc, who soaks in their boos with a look of glee on his face. Mary slaps Doc on his bottom for reassurance. Doc winks at Mary as he returns the favor.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent, this man hails from Chesapeake, Virginia. He weighed in this morning at 259 lbs. He is a first ballot WCF Hall of Famer and the reigning WCF WOOOOOORLD CHAMPION!!! Accompanied by his mother Eva, here is the FACE OF TREACHERY... LOOOOGGAAAAAN!!!!!!

The crowd explodes for the WCF World Champion as his mother looks on, ever so proud of her son. Logan raises his title belt high into the air in recognition of the fans. Logan then hands the belt to the referee Mr. Slappy Johnson.

Zach Davis: This should be a good one. Two superstars in the prime of their careers with one goal in mind...the WCF World Championship!

Mary and Eva climb outside of the ring in opposing corners while Doc and Logan do their final warm-ups before the match. Slappy briefly goes over the instructions with each competitor, then turns to the timekeeper and calls for the bell.


The match is officially underway. Doc charges toward Logan trying to surprise him with an early Spear. Logan alertly darts out of the way. Doc veers dangerously close to hitting the turnbuckles in the corner but stops short.

Zach Davis: Too early to go for the Spear against a man with Logan's agility, but I can't blame that sneaky Southern Rogue for trying.

Doc turns around and Logan greets him with a pair of big right hands before unloading with backhand chops in the corner. The crowd goes "Woo!" with each chop.

Zach Davis: The World Champion is getting him some of Doc Henry!

Shannan Lerch: Logan is a Southern Gentleman in his own right and he knows how to pay homage to one of the all-time greats.

Zach Davis: I think that's the first time that Logan has ever been called a gentleman.

Doc has had enough of Logan's chops and he answers with a thumb to the World Champion's eye. Doc then drags Logan's face across the top rope.

Zach Davis: Oh, rope burn! That's nasty!

Shannan Lerch: It stings like a mofo, believe me I know.

The referee warns Doc about his illegal tactics, but Doc pays no mind to ol' Slappy. Doc whips Logan into the ropes, measures him and hits a spinning heel kick. Doc quickly follows up by planting Logan into the mat with a German suplex. Doc makes the cover as Logan's mother looks on anxiously.

Zach Davis: Early pin attempt by the challenger! Could this do it?

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Logan kicks out with authority and quickly gets to his feet. Doc tries to subdue the champion but Logan shrugs him off with a European uppercut. The blow staggers Doc. Logan backs up, measures Doc and drills him with a spinning heel kick of his own.

Shannan Lerch: Tit for tat as I always say, and I got the tits to back it up!

Logan goes for the cover on the challenger as Mary now looks on anxiously.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Doc does a strong kickout. Logan goes to work on Doc with stomps before shooting Doc into the ropes. Doc goes for a crossbody but Logan catches him in midair and hits a fallaway slam. Logan makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Zach Davis: Both men aggressive in the early going, trying to put this match away.

Shannan Lerch: I don't think either man expects to win the match this quickly, but it's always good to make your opponent expend energy by kicking out.

Logan wraps an arm around Doc's head in the corner of the ring, runs with him and then plants Doc in the middle of the ring with a bulldog. Another cover by Logan.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Doc kicks out again.

Zach Davis: Logan has to be feeling pretty good right now. He's off to a hot start and he's giving the challenger all that he can handle.

Shannan Lerch: Logan does look good, but that's nothing new. It looks like Logan is setting Doc up for a suplex or possibly that nasty brainbuster of, Doc blocks it!

Doc drills Logan with a knee to the midsection, spins the World Champion around and then plasters him with a stiff Backdrop suplex.

Zach Davis: Oh my goodness! Doc Henry just dropped the WCF World Champion with one of the most devastating wrestling maneuvers known to man!

Shannan Lerch: It was his plan all along, Zach. He was just waiting for the right moment. Damn that Southern Rogue!

Doc confidently covers Logan with a beaming smile on his face. He doesn't even bother to hook the leg.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Zach Davis: Kickout! Logan kicked out!

Shannan Lerch: Doc Henry is enraged! He's screaming at the referee.

Doc's wife Mary climbs onto the ring apron to join her husband in protest. In response Logan's mother Eva climbs onto the ring apron on her side of the ring. Eva is screaming at Mary to shut up and get down from the ring.

Zach Davis: Cat fight! Cat fight!

Shannan Lerch: It would be a cat fight...if the ladies weren't separated by 18-feet of wrestling ring.

After prompting from the referee, both ladies peaceably climb down from the ring apron. Doc Henry furiously stomps away at the WCF World Champion.

Zach Davis: 18-feet? Is that how wide the ring is? I never knew that.

Shannan Lerch: You should pay more attention. You might pick up on these things.

Zach Davis: I'm picking up on something alright...Logan's mom. She is hot!

Shannan Lerch: She does look good, especially for an older woman who's had kids. I bet she works out at least a couple of times a week.

Doc pulls Logan up to his feet and then sticks the champion's head between his legs.

Zach Davis: Uh-oh. It looks like Doc is going for the Pedigree. This is not good for Logan!

Doc plants Logan with a Pedigree. Mary hoots and hollers from ringside, confident that her man is about to win the match. Eva looks worried as Doc makes the cover.

Zach Davis: New champ?! I, nevermind.

Shannan Lerch: You're an idiot, Zach.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Zach Davis: Logan kicks out again! I'm sorry for that blunder, Shannan, I just...I can't get over the fact that one woman, one gorgeous, toned, MILF of a woman is the mother of two of WCF's most heated rivals. Those two men have tried to kill each other more times than I can count!

Doc scales the ropes and then perches himself on the top, waiting for his opponent to get up.

Zach Davis: Not that it's comparable, but can you imagine if you and I were brother and sister?

Shannan Lerch: Ewww, Zach...just ewww. No more, please.

Logan gets to his feet only to be knocked right back down by a flying clothesline from Doc Henry. Doc quickly makes the cover like a dog on a piece of raw meat.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Zach Davis: Oh man that was close! Logan is one tough customer, that's for goddamn sure!

Shannan Lerch: Logan has no quit, Zach. Not in the ring and not in the bedroom either.

Zach Davis: Yes, would know about that.

Shannan Lerch: You're goddamn right I would.

Doc is clearly getting frustrated now by his inability to finish off the World Champion. Mary shouts instructions from ringside and Doc nods his head. He knows now what he must do. Doc stands poised in the corner of the ring as if measuring Logan and waiting for the precise moment to strike.

Zach Davis: I think we know what's coming here...

Logan gets to his feet and Doc charges at him.

Shannan Lerch: SPEAR!!

Logan leaps over Doc at the last possible moment and Doc crashes into the corner turnbuckles. Doc stumbles away from the corner and walks right into an enzuigiri from Logan. The impact of the kick echoes throughout the arena.

Zach Davis: My god! That sounded like a baseball bat hitting a frozen turkey on Thanksgiving morning!

Logan makes the cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...

Shannan Lerch: How the hell would you know that?

Slappy Johnson: TWO...

Zach Davis: Thanksgiving... when I was 5...

Slappy Johnson: THR--NO!!!

Zach Davis: Mom had forgotten to defrost the turkey so dad took it upon himself.

Logan keeps the pressure on the challenger as he shoots Doc into the ropes and then plants him with a stiff spinebuster. Logan makes another cover.

Slappy Johnson: ONE...



Zach Davis: Doc kicks out! Logan has roared back to life in this match and now it's Doc's turn to show some resiliency!

Shannan Lerch: I think that Logan is about ready to close it out, Zach. He's got that look in his eyes. I've seen that before.

Logan taunts Doc as he waits for him to get up.

Zach Davis: You mean when you two were uh...

Shannan Lerch: Exactly.

Doc gets to his feet and Logan quickly pounces.

Zach Davis: Impact Style! Logan hit the Impact Style! That's gotta do it!

Shannan Lerch: I don't think Logan is done!

Logan pulls Doc up and then shoots him into the ropes. Logan catches Doc in the sleeper and then swiftly flips forward to complete the Connector.

Zach Davis: Doc Henry just took a trip to Connector City! Logan makes the cover!

Slappy Johnson: ONE...




Zach Davis: Logan defeats Doc Henry!

"The Struggle Within" hits the PA as Eva climbs into the ring to celebrate with her son. The referee hands Logan the WCF World Championship belt and he raises it high above his head with one hand while hugging his mom with the other.

Shannan Lerch: Awww...isn't that sweet?!

Mary slides into the ring to console Doc after his hard-fought though unsuccessful effort.

Kyle Steel: Here is your winner and reigning WCF WOOOOOORLD CHAMPION LOOOOGGAAAAAN!!!!!!

The crowd at the Blaisdell Center gives a thunderous ovation while mother and son share a blissful moment together.

Shannan Lerch: And there you have it folks, Logan has once again showed us all why he is the World Champion. Yet another strong win, this time over a very determined Doc Henry.

Zach Davis: And what a nice sight, mother and son celebrating together. I wonder if...

Logan's music suddenly cuts as all of the lights go out, plunging the arena into darkness. The lights then pop back on as a confused Logan and Eva look around at the crowd.

Shannan Lerch: Well that was odd. I guess we're just having technical difficul...

"4 Words To Choke Upon" hits the PA system as every fan in the arena jumps to their feet. Logan walks over to the ropes closest to the stage and stares down the curtain, almost as if he's begging Price to come out. Eva grabs one of his arms and tries to pull him back from the ropes, trying to calm him down, but Logan ignores her as he continues to stare holes through the curtain. The music cuts as the arena is again plunged into darkness. The jumbotron flickers to life as Price appears on the screen, smirking into the camera. The crowd instantly boos at the sight of him.

Jay Price: Loooooogan. Loooooooogan. I see you. And look, you brought mommy too. How sweet. Mother and son, reunited after so many years. A true hallmark moment for the masses to enjoy. But somethings missing. We have this heartwarming scene in front of us, but it feels so...incomplete. What's say we complete the picture for the

The screen fades to black as "4 Words To Choke Upon" again hits the speakers. The lights in the arena come back on as Logan is still at the ropes, with Eva trying to pull him back. From out of nowhere Price runs through the crowd and vaults over the barricade before sliding into the ring. Logan is clueless as Price stalks him from behind, daring him to turn around. Eva is the first one to notice him and she tries to keep him back, but Price pushes her off to the side. Logan hears the commotion and turns around, only to be tackled to the mat. The two roll on the mat trading punches as Eva tries her hardest to break them up.

Shannan Lerch: There's no way this is going to end well. We need to get somebody out here to break these two up.

From out of the back Seth Lerch comes running down to the ring along with a pair of security guards. Security slides into the ring and pulls the two apart, only to have Logan and Price knock them out of the ring before going back at it. Seth then slides into the ring and tries to get in between them until he too gets knocked to the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Not even the owner of this company can get through to these two. What's it going to take to stop all of this?

Zach Davis: Well as the leading expert on both of these nut jobs I'd think you'd have a solution.

Shannan Lerch: And what exactly is that supposed to mean?

Zach Davis: Meaning you've dated, and slept with, both of them at one point. Thank god neither of them ever got you knocked up, could you imagine another one of them running around here.

Shannan Lerch: Shut up Zach. Just shut up now.

Zach Davis: No really, could you imagine either one of these two having kids. They'd destroy Tokyo quicker than Godzilla ever could.

Shannan Lerch: I said shut up Zach.

Zach Davis: Jeez, why are you so sensitive about that subject? If I didn't know any better I'd think you were pregnant with one of their kids.

Zach cracks up laughing at his own joke as Shannan's face turns a very pale shade of white.

Zach Davis: Oh god, no.

Back in the ring Price and Logan are still rolling about the ring trading punches. Seth has recovered from being knocked down and, in a fit of rage, he jumps on both Price and Logan and begins brawling with them as they roll around the ring in an almost comical fashion. What none of them see as this is going on is Shannan removing her headset and walking toward the ring with a microphone in her hand. She walks up the steps and enters the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Guys stop this now. I have something I need to say.

The three barely hear her as they continue rolling on the mat.

Shannan Lerch (yelling): I SAID STOP IT! STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT!

Price, Logan and Seth all stop at once and stare at Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: I've been hiding a secret for long enough, and now it needs to come out.

Shannan takes a deep breath as she looks about ready to cry.

Shannan Lerch: I'm pregnant.

Seth faints from the news as Price and Logan's jaws drop. The crowd as a collective unit breaks out into a rather derogative chant.

Zach Davis: I, uh, wow I wasn't expecting that one at all.

Shannan Lerch: And I know who the father is. It's....

Seth comes to and sits back up.

Shannan Lerch: It's you Jay, you're the father.

Seth again faints as Logan flips out and rolls out of the ring. Eva looks back and forth between her sons before climbing out of the ring and taking after Logan. Price stands up and stares down Shannan, yelling at her to say she's joking, but she shakes her head. Price shakes his head and exits the ring, leaving Shannan alone in the ring as the show goes to commercial.

Big Time Jerks Segment

"Cult of Personalty" byLiving Colour starts playing as multi-colored lights fill the arena. Micheal Nirvana steps into the arena carrying his trademark tennis racket laughing. He gets half way down the aisle as Austin Adams and Bo Young step out in red t-shirts with "Cult of Jerks" written on them with jeans on. Right behind them in a red "Cult of Jerks" baseball jersey with the number 666 on the back is Adam Young. They all climb into the ring.

Adam Young: Tonight all you fat out of shape Samoans get to see the birth of a cult, a Cult of Jerks!

Fans: Boo!

Adam Young: We are all the things you need to be. We are the smileing faces on your T.V.. We are the Cult of Jerks. The past year we talked about things changeing and not for your betterment either. No longer will we sit back and let the man walk all over us. We take our orders from this man right here.

Adam points over at Micheal Nirvana who is laughing.

Micheal Nirvana: We are big, bad and nasty! We are taken over this company by any means necessary. You either going to join or get bulled over. I've got two big strong bulls in my corral along with the thinking man's man himself. Every week we are going to take someone out until we get what I want.

Micheal looks towards Shannon.

Micheal Nirvana: Now Shannon you had your chance and you got your just reward last week. Not so sexy with a bucket of blood all over your pretty little face are you. Get use to it honey cause I'm not done with you yet. You want know when or where but more is comeing. Lucky for you I never give Samoans anything for free so your free tonight honey. Now I know what your saying why should we join you, well for one cause I said so that's why! Our next victim will be you Chris Avery. See you can't beat my baby bull one on one so you have to bring your goons to the fight to keep your Title do ya. You better hope you keep that championship son cause things would get even worse if you lose tonight. Now we got to get the hell out of this hell whole so we are out of here bitches!

The Cult of Jerks leave to a course of boos.

Creeping Death vs Torture

The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. Then, the intro for "Blood and a Siren" by Index Case plays. After the little guitar intro, when the song gets intense, a spotlight hits the curtain and Creeping Death emerges, wearing a black hoodie with the hood up. He head bangs with the crowd as they throw up the devil horns, and he does the same back to them on his way to the ring. CD enters the ring by sliding in through the bottom rope. Inside, he walks to the far corner, leaps up and takes a seat on the top rope, awaiting the match to begin.

Zach Davis: Creeping Death inside the ring...

Tortures' music hits and he comes walking down the ring in wrestling gear. Something he hasn't wore in half a year! Torture walks down the ramp slowly and never leaves his eyes off of Creeping Death. Torture stands in the ring and goes face to face with Creeps.

Shannan Lerch: Wow. The music just cut off in this place and you can just FEEL the tension!

Zach Davis: The ref just asked for the bell to be rang! This is official! Creeping Death vs Torture!

Shannan Lerch: The last few weeks have been tough for the Man Made Gods, or This IS War, or whoever they are. Death and Torture have NOT even moved yet!

Zach Davis: Listen to this crowd! Wow.

"4 Words To Choke Upon" hits and the crowd stands up and wonders what the hell is going on. CD and Tort both look to the ramp and Jay Price walks out from behind the curtain with Chris Avery, Tank Reaper, Shaun Jackson, Frost and Ingvar in a line. They all stop at the bottom of the ramp. They slowly surround the ring and rest against the apron. Torture and CD go back to staring right at each other in the middle of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Now they're all out here!

Zach Davis: Well if they're going down as a team, I believe they all want to go down together!

Shannan Lerch: Hmm... hold on, Zach... Oh, no. I'm getting a message in my earpiece... I have to go. I'm sorry, Zach, you can call this yourself.

Zach Davis: Huh?

Shannan heads backstage. Torture and Creeping Death begin talking a lot of trash and Torture strikes first and lands a right hand, Creeps lands a right hand quickly after and both men just trade right hands, over and over and over and over and over and over, the crowd is ignited! All of the team begins to pound their fists on the apron, and CD and Torture go harder! Both trading rights and lefts now in the middle of the ring! The crowd goes crazy because "War Is My Destiny" by Ill Bill feat. Immortal Technique hits the airwaves!


Brad Kane walks out from the curtain and stands on top of the stage. All of the Man Made Gods move from around the ring to a line in front of Jay Price on the outside. Price is telling them to keep BK from the ring. All of a sudden his music stops and Brad Kane takes two steps when..


Anthem of the Underdog by 12 Stones hits and Brad turns around and Day walks out to the stage as well. BK shrugs it off and turns his attention to Avery, Jackson, Frost, Ingvar, and Reaper standing as a united front.. Day and Brad Kane walk down the ramp and Price tells the boys to attack! Meanwhile in the ring, Creeping Death and Torture are still punching harder and harder! Brad Kane low-blows Tank in the ballsack with his foot, and punches at Avery! Day beats the living crap out of Frost and Ingvar and Jackson goes for a move but Day lifts him up on his shoulders and just throws him into the guardrail! They all go down and BK and Day look at Price.

Zach Davis: Oh my! Brad Kane and Day have their eyes set on the big three! Price, Creeps and Torture!

Price slides into the ring and stops Torture and CD from punching each other long enough for BK and Day to slide into the ring! Day and CD attack each other and spill out of the ring as Brad Kane spears Torture down and both men start punching wildly! Brad Kane begins punching away with a slight advantage and Price walks over to get Brad off of Torture as the crowd is chanting "LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAN! LOGAN!".


Price gets right to the Brad Kane/Torture situation when..


Price turns around slowly as The Struggle Within by Metallica hits and the camera goes to pan towards the stage but Logan is already running at fifty miles per hour! Logan slides into the ring and spears Price! Price and Logan are now going at it!


The logo appears as Logan and Price just punch away in the middle of the ring, Brad Kane is on top of Torture giving him lefts and rights and Day and Creeps are backhand chopping each other on the outside of the ring! WCF's Monday Night Slam fades.. but wait! We go backstage.


Cameras quickly cut to the backstage area where paramedics are already attending to Shannan. They are putting smelling salts up under her nose, trying to revive her. Shannan finally starts coming around and starts screaming, swinging wildly at everyone around her. The paramedics finally calm here down and start checking on her. Shannan is holding her neck, wincing in pain. The paramedics carefully put a neck brace around her neck and start loading her onto the nearby stretcher. As they start quickly rolling her down the hall towards the ambulance that stays near the arena, Seth Lerch comes charging around the corner. He bends over the stretcher.

Seth Lerch: What the hell happened?!?

Shannan Lerch: I was attacked.

Seth Lerch: Who attacked you and how did they attack you? You're pregnant!

Shannan Lerch: I'm okay... I'm not sure who it was, but I was walking through a door backstage and suddenly a foot came out of nowhere and kicked me in the face. It was like a superkick or something.

Seth thinks real quick and then his face fills with rage.

Seth Lerch: Was it Troy Malenko?

Shannan Lerch: I'm not sure. It was too quick for me to notice. My neck snapped back and my head hit the concrete and I was knocked out. I just.. I'm glad the baby is okay...

Seth Lerch: Dammit, I know it was Malenko. Don't worry, Shannan, I'll handle this.

The paramedics and the stretcher reach the corner and head around it and Seth stops following it. Seth stands there, his blood boiling and he reaches over and knocks a stack of chairs over. He picks one up and slams it against the wall repeatedly until it's bent. He storms down the hall in a fit of rage, people clearing out of his way.