Monday Night Slam Intro
The WCF logo appears and fireworks explode from the ramp and above the ring, we then cut to the announcers as the sold out crowd cheer their asses off.
Zach Davis: WE ARE LIVEEEEEE FROM BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA AND BOBBY, WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
Bobby Cairo: Seven days ago Johnny Reb pinned Brad Kane right in the middle of the ring for his second run at being World Champion!
Zach Davis: Tonight is Reb's official home-swing celebration and I can't wait, but with every ying there is a yang, and ugh, at 'Death Do Us Part, Torture defeated Day..
Bobby Cairo: Well, I'm with ya that in the sense of hte record books, Day lost to Torture in the elimination match yes, but Day certainly had it won!
Zach Davis: Day MORE than had it won, Bobby! Day had him beat for the second straight pay per view, Torture was flat on his back, one two three it was over Bobby and you know it was and then those cowards, those piece of crap basturds ran in dressed as fans, and confused and conflicted all of us, and you know what? Torture cheated and wormed, and god damn it, he stabbed us in the back once again and got his win. I hope Torture is happy, you know what, I hope he's smiling right now, because as soon as Day runs into him one more time, I know Day is going to slap that smile right off his face!
Bobby Cairo: Calm down, Zach, we also have a new United States Champion and a new Hardcore Champion! Ana Valentine defeated Doc Henry, and Greenfever beat Royal, who is already a two time Champion in his quick stint here in WCF.
Zach Davis: Yeah, congrats to them but let's just start the show..
Bobby Cairo: You need to seriously chill out and relax..
Markman May Have A Price To Pay..
"Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the speakers as Jay Price walks out from the back, dressed in his ring gear and an official Jay Price t-shirt.
Bobby Cairo:...and I guess we're going to kick off Slam with The Future.
Zach Davis (sarcastically): Oh goodie. Price wasn't even scheduled to be here tonight. What's he doing out here?
Bobby Cairo: Well if you'd keep your yapper shut for a minute we might find out.
Price makes his way down to the ring and slides in before grabbing the microphone out of Kyle Steel's hands. Price then motions for Steel to exit the ring. Steel shakes his head no...and Price shoves Kyle down. Kyle then rolls out of the ring frustrated..
Zach Davis: THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!
The crowd starts up their usual derogative chants as Price moves back to the center of the ring.
Jay Price: Mark Markman, I know you're watching. Get your fat ass up from in front of your television and get on your little webcam or whatever it is you use, and let's me and you have a little talk.
Price lowers the microphone as he stares up at the jumbotron. A few minutes pass.
Jay Price: I guess you can't hear me over the crunching of the Doritos in that black hole of a mouth of yours. I said GET YOUR FAT ASS UP AND TALK TO ME.
Price again lowers the mic as he stares up at the jumbotron. Several more minutes pass.
Zach Davis: Well, Markman always stated that he would do things his way, and he wouldn't be a push over!
Jay Price: Fine, you want to keep playing these games? Then I'm going to sit right here in this ring until you decide to listen to what I have to say.
Price exits the ring and grabs a chair from beside the announce table. He then slides back in and sets the chair up in the center of the ring before sitting down.
Jay Price: I've got all night Markman.
The show goes to commercial and comes back minutes later with Price still sitting in the ring. The crowd is now booing heavily as Price simply smirks and a small chant begins "GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!"
Jay Price: Come on Mark, your precious fans are starting to get angry. And you know, I really don't give a damn what any of them think. But I know you do. Because if you have an arena full of angry fans, then that means you and WCF are going to be losing money.
Zach Davis: Is he seriously going to hold up the show?
Bobby Cairo: It appears so.
A pair of WCF officials come out from the back and head to the ring. They climb in and try to talk some sense into Price.
Zach Davis: Finally, a voice of reason.
Price drops the first one with The Downfall and then throws the second one over the top rope. Price then grabs the chair and swings and hits the second guy. They both crash to the mats below.
Jay Price: Let's try a different strategy. Markman if you don't get on that screen in the next 5 seconds, you're going to need to..
Price smirks once again and claps with the fans who cheer and stand up. Markman shows up on the jumbotron.
Mark Markman: Price, you need to realize..
Jay Price: YOU SHUT YOUR FATASS UP AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIST-
Jay continues talking but we cant' hear him. His microphone was shut off.
Mark Markman: I won't be interrupted by a five time hack like you, Price. Don't interrupt me ever again, but hearing you complain and bitch and moan has inspired me to give you one chance and tonight I'm in the giving mood, and considering we have a new World Champion...
Cheap pop. Markman smiles.
Mark Markman: I'm going to need a new number one contender for Timebomb at the end of this month live on Pay Per View.
Price's microphone seems to work now.
Jay Price: SO MAKE ME NUMBER ONE CONTENDER THEN! I CAN RIP JOHNNY REBS HEAD OFF!
Mark Markman: Wow, you have completely missed the point of you know.. Wrestling and earning a chance at getting a World Title shot..
Jay Price: JUST GIVE ME..
Mark Markman: SHUT! UP!
The crowd cheers for Markman and Price looks into the crowd like a pissed off douchebag.
Mark Markman: Next week our main event will be a Number One Contender Match for the World Heavyweight Championship.. and in that match will be Jay Price!
Jay smiles and the crowd boo's.. Markman shrugs his shoulders..
Mark Markman: Also in the match?.. OBLIVION!
The crowd cheers.
Mark Markman: Have fun next week, Price!
The scene fades out as Price looks confused but smirks for an easy win. Fans kind of chant Oblivion as we cut to a commercial.
Dante Reigns vs Shane Borderland(c)
Bobby Cairo: Welcome back to Monday Night Slam where we just heard that next week Oblivion takes on Jay Price in a number one contender match for the World Title!
Zach Davis: Wow, Bobby, just wow!
If I cant by 50 Cent blasts over the p.a system as silver and gold strobe lights flash all around the arena at the same time the lights go down then after a few seconds the strobe lights hit the center stage all at once casting light on Dante as he stands there with his arms in the air, he then quickly drops one arm as multi coloured fireworks go off behind him and the lights come back up. a few moments pass as the crowd give off a mixed reaction to him then Dante begins to walk down to the ring slapping hands with a few of the fans then as he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he breaks into a run and dives under the bottom rope sliding into the ring and quickly jumps to his feet and raises his arms in the air once more as the fans give off a mixed reaction again this time though the cheer slightly out do the boos, Dante then drops his arms and walks over to one of the corners and waits for his opponent.
As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "Miracle" by Nonpoint blairs through the arena. Shane Borderland comes out behind the curtain stops when he reaches the top of th ramp and looks throughout the crowd. The WCF Television Title wrapped tightly around his waist, he starts walking down the ramp loooking side to side at the crowd. Unbuckling the Television Title from his waist, he jumps up on the apron, goes through the middle rope and hops up on the turnbuckle and extends his arms, lifting the TV Title up high for the entire arena to see.
Bobby Cairo: The Champion looks content with staying Champion against yet another new Challenger!!
Zach Davis: Dante Reigns could make a HUGE impact here tonight with a win, it's going to be exciting tonight folks!!
The referee takes the Television Title from Shane Borderland and raises it up with both hands to each side of the ring, showing it to every fan that can see the ring. The referee then hands it to the Time Keeper outside the ring and the bell to start the match follows shortly there after. Borderland waves for Dante to come on with it. They lock up quickly, not doing the typical circling that bouts usually start with. Dante delivers a knee to the midsection and quickly whips Borderland across the ring and into the ropes. Shane Borderland bounces off the ropes and comes back quickly towards Dante Reigns. Dante bends down to shoulder flip Borderland but Borderland stops and stomps down on the back of Dante's head. Dante hits the mat face first and without hesitation, Borderland grabs hold of Dante's waist and lifts him up for a vicious Powerbomb, planting him directly in the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: What a counter by Borderland!!
Bobby Cairo: Not to mention the Powerbomb that followed the counter...
Borderland pulls up Dante by the arm and Dante is groggy from the sudden impact. Shane Borderland leaves Dante standing up groggy as he rushes to the ropes, bouncing off them and heading at Dante, Borderland does a quick spin followed by a leaping Big Boot that sends Dante hard into the canvas. Borderland taunts the crowd to get a decent pop as they respect his in ring ability and his creativeness with moves and counters thus far. Borderland takes his time to get back to the action, Dante slowly begins to get up onto his knee and Borderland grabs him by the head. Dante punches him in the thigh and again to the midsection. Borderland is effected by the punches as they came as a surprise. Dante gets up and ducks under a fast approached Clothesline by Borderland. Dante quickly drops Borderland with a falling neckbreaker after ducking the clothesline. Dante spins and crawls over, covering Borderland for the pin.
Dante Reigns gets up to his feet, still feeling the daze in his head from the assault at the beginning of the match. On his feet though, Dante steps over to the ropes and leans his back against them as he watches Borderland get up on his feet. The very second Borderland is up, Dante hurls himself from the ropes and nails Borderland with a lifting STO, slamming Borderland down hard into the mat. Dante crawls away and gets up once again, on his feet he begins to stomp away on the Television Champion.
Bobby Cairo: He Wants to Be Television Champion! The heart on display here tonight by Dante Reigns!!
Zach Davis: Yeah, both of them are putting on one heck of a match and it's still early on, this is Awesome!!!
Bobby Cairo: Calm down, might have a stroke or two...Like we need someone calling a match who has a stroke...
Zach Davis: That's just mean.
Dante picks up Borderland and whips him into the turnbuckle close by. Dante walks over a few steps and then rushes quickly and throws an elbow right into Borderlands face. Dante props Borderland up onto the top turnbuckle and slaps the shit out of him. Dante moves to the ropes and springboards himself off the middle rope, turning himself and kicking Borderland in the back of his head. Borderland flops forward and falls off the top turnbuckle, hitting the canvas below. The crowd goes crazy for Dante as he gets up, holding the rope with one arm, raising the other in celebration. Like he's already won the match. He turns around letting go of the rope and drops down with a legdrop down on the back of Borderland's head. Dante turns Shane Borderland over and hooks the leg but as the referee drops for the count, Dante pulls Borderland's shoulder off the mat. Dante gets up pulling Borderland up as he gets up as well. They both on their feet, Borderland pushes Dante away and delivers a stiff right to Dante's jaw. Dante throws a hard left to Borderland's jaw and a trade of hard, stiff punches and the crowd begins to rise with each punch thrown.
Borderland goes for another right and Dante Reigns hooks Borderland at the inner arm with his arm. Dante whips Borderland backwards and grabs him from behind by the shoulders, Dante jumps up and drops down onto Borderland's shoulder with an elbow. Dante then slaps on a one arm neck grapple and turns his body so that his back is touching Borderland's back. Dante still holding the one arm neck grapple drops down onto one knee, cracking Borderland with a modified neck/back breaker.
Bobby Cairo: What a neckbreaker, almost "Viper" like if you will...
Zach Davis: You reference alot of people you know? I think that was a Backbreaker anyways...
Bobby Cairo: Dah La Loco! You don't know an asshole from an elbow when it comes to moves in this business, you've always sat here, never walked the walk so shut up! It's a neckbreaker!!
Dante Reigns seems like he has a whole new energy as he gets up to his feet. He doesn't let up any though as he drags Borderland to the middle of the ring. Dante signals that he's going to the skies and climbs outside the ropes onto the ring apron. He climbs up to turnbuckle from the outside and points down over at Shane Borderland. He stands up tall, balancing himself as Borderland slowly begins moving towards his feet. Borderland is on his knees about to push himself up and Dante Reigns comes off the top turnbuckle feet first, his feet miss Borderland but that was the plan as he nails a side clothesline which hits Borderland dead in the chest. Dante ends up simply sliding from the high flyer move and gets up to his feet. Lifting Borderland to his feet, Dante Reigns tosses Borderland over the top rope to the outside. Borderland hits the ring mats outside hard and rolls like a stuffed dummy would.
Dante Reigns once again points towards the turnbuckle and grabs the ropes, leaping up to the top turnbuckle. One leg on the middle turnbuckle as he positions himself to dive to the outside of the ring. Borderland is beginning to rise and as he gets to his feet he turns around and Dante Reigns leaps. Soaring through the empty space quickly, Dante Reigns has flipped over head forward and Borderland dives forward making Dante miss by only a few inches. Dante Reigns lands very hard against both the guard railing and the floor mats. He grabs his back as the pain shoots through his body from the backside. He curls forward arching his back as the fans begin to chant "YOU FUCKED UP, YOU FUCKED UP".
Bobby Cairo: Well that was...Awesome!! It sucks for Dante but I rather enjoyed it, how about you?
Zach Davis: Borderland reacted so quickly, could have been a car crash and turned into Dante crashing his car off a cliff all by himself...
Bobby Cairo: Thelma withOUT Louise? Hahaha!!!
Borderland pulls himself up using the ring apron and he turns to the crowd and smiles. He looks over at Dante and shakes his head in how lucky he really was. Borderland grabs his own ribs as he moves over towards Dante. Borderland tries walking away from the ring apron which he was using to help support his weight, as he steps away he limps and almost falls. He grabs the steel steps to prop himself up. Dante is moving again but slow as would be expected after that fall. Borderland kick pushes Dante in the face and falls forward himself and lands but catches himself on the guard railing. Borderland seems to be hurting pretty bad as is Dante.
Zach Davis: Is defending that Championship finally catching up with Borderland?
Bobby Cairo: No, I think that NECKBREAKER messed him up. Right now is where we will see which one of these can fight like a true Champion!!
Zach Davis: Who can bring it to that level needed to win in this situation? That is where we are at folks and if you're missing this than you're missing a treat!!
Bobby Cairo: If you're missing this, you're a moron! Tell yourself that in the mirror in the morning when you're trying to build confidence...
Zach Davis: That's a bit much don't you think? Oh, what's he about to do?
Borderland slowly grabs Dante Reigns and drags him even slower over to the steel steps. Dante is laid down along the stairs, his back to the stairs. Borderland hits him a few times in the face to make sure he stays there. Borderland backs up a bit away from the stairs and Dante Reigns. He stands over closer to where the Announcer Table is located. Now at what seems like a clear 5-6 feet from where Dante Reigns is laying along the steel steps, Shane Borderland takes off running at Dante Reigns. He gets right up on him and leaps in the air and flips over and connects with a rolling thunder type senton across Dante's midsection. Dante's back pushing down across the steps he lays long ways on. Dante screams in sudden pain as Borderland catches his balance and grabs the ring apron to help support that balance. Borderland turns around to see Dante onto his belly on the steps, he's pushing himself up and his head is perfectly aligned with the steel post. Borderland rushes over and puts up a boot but Dante moves out of the way in time. Borderland's whole leg lands across the top step of the steel stairs. Dante quickly pushes himself through his pains and runs up the short steel staircase, grabs Borderland's leg and jumps off the stairs to the side, slamming Borderland's leg down hard into the steps.
Borderland flops down sideways grabbing at his leg. Dante falls but it's a stumble fall and he gets back up to his feet and rolls in and out of the ring quickly to make the 10 count as the referee gets to 9. Now the count starting over again, Dante Reigns walks over and pulls Shane Borderland to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Dante gets up onto the ring apron as Borderland gets up to his feet inside the ring and clearly is showing pain in his leg. Dante Reigns pulls on the ropes and begins to Springboard but quickly decides to get up on the top rope. Dante Reigns dives off the top turnbuckle looking to hit Borderland with a flying knee off the top ropes but Borderland in an instant meets Dante Reigns mid-air with a crucial Spear. Borderland puts himself and Dante Reigns right in front of the turnbuckle.
Bobby Cairo: SPEAR, SPEAR!!! What a Spear!!!
Zach Davis: In Mid Air No Less...Crazy, Insane, he nailed it perfectly! Out of nowhere...Amazing move by Borderland!
Borderland picks up Dante and hits Vertical Limit and then pins Dante!
Zach Davis: Ohh wow!
One! Two! Three!
Bobby Cairo: Borderland is successful again! What a Champion!
Zach Davis: Let's take a commercial break!
Wyatt Nolan & John Thomas vs Terry Roberts & Buzzsaw Bundy
Zach Davis: Welcome back to Monday night Slam, all four men are already in the ring.
Bobby Cairo: John Thomas and Wyatt Nolan going against Roberts and Bundy in a tag team contest!
Thomas and Bundy start out for their teams as Bundy throws Thomas against the ropes and hits a clothesline. Thomas is picked up by Bundy and thrown into his corner where Nolan tags in. Bundy tags in Roberts and Nolan gets kicked down!
Zach Davis: Oh wow!
Terry picks up Nolan and throws him into Thomas knocking both of them down. Bundy gets into the ring and Roberts irish whips Bundy across the ring where Bundy hits a clothesline in the corner on Nolan! Thomas gets to his feet and Roberts hits a dropkick! Bundy picks up Nolan and Roberts picks up Thomas and hits the freefall powerbomb just as Bundy hits Timber on Nolan!
Zach Davis: Oh wow! A double finisher from both teammates!
Bobby Cairo: Yikes!
One! Two! Three!
Zach Davis: Just like that, it's over.
Bobby Cairo: Well, John Thomas is a good guy, so it's surprising he got beat here tonight..
Zach Davis: We'll see what Thomas and Nolan have to offer next week here on Slam!
Roy Speede vs Ethan Frost
Bobby Cairo: Folks, we’ve got another match coming at you, and this one’s a big one.
Zach Davis: That’s right. Roy Speede has been on a roll lately, and picked up a huge win last week at the Pay-Per-View, but he’s got his hands full tonight. Ethan Frost is looking to get back on a winning note after a devastating loss at Til Death.
‘Gangsta Boogie’ by Gangsta Pat Growls over the PA system as Ethan Frost walks out bobbing his head and bouncing.
Kyle Steel: On his way to the ring, from Seattle, Washington, Ethan Frost!
Ethan starts walking toward the ring, in tune with the music, throwing his hands up and clapping to the beat. He climbs into the ring, hesitates a moment, and slowly pulls his arms up at his sides at shoulder level, palms up, and smiles at the crowd. He chops an X at waist level three times, and with each chop, golden colored pyrotechnics shoot from the turnbuckles in the shape of an X.
Bobby Cairo: Ethan Frost, ladies and gentlemen, is on the warpath, tonight, and is looking to get a win tonight after a disappointing loss at the pay-per-view.
Zach Davis: That’s right, folks, and I do not envy his opponent in this one.
‘Savior’ by Skillet begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.
Kyle Steel: And his opponent, from Richmond, Virginia, Roy Speede!
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Zach Davis: Folks, this guy’s ability is phenomenal. Last week, he pulled off an incredible win in a four way against Shulmanu, Chloe Barnes, AND Ace Watson.
Bobby Cairo: Yes, but last week means nothing when it comes to this week.
The referee calls for the bell. Ding! Speede starts off with a taunt to the crowd; he raises his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers on his left arm, and raises the arm into the air. The crowd roars. Frost is not amused, and dashes forward to attack Speede. Speede moves out of the way, and Frost runs face first into the turnbuckle. Speede takes the advantage, and rolls Frost up for the pin.
Frost kicks out before the two count, and gets to his feet as Speede gets to his. Frost wraps his arm around Speede’s neck and locks in a sleeper. For a few seconds, it looks like Speede is fading, but Speede battles back, turns out of it, and gets to the point where he’s facing Frost. He grabs Frost, and arcs his back, hitting a northern lights suplex. He drops the pin before the ref starts counting, and sets up on the top rope, waiting for Frost to get up.
Zach Davis: What’s Speede gonna do now?
Bobby Cairo: He’s going to the top rope, this is gonna be big!
Speede waits at the top of the turnbuckle until Frost gets to his feet, and leaps. He hits a picture perfect double axe-handle from the top rope, sending Frost to the floor on his face. Speede grabs for Frost’s legs, and locks in a Sharpshooter. The ref keeps asking if Frost wants to submit, but Frost shakes his head no, and crawls toward the ropes. He finally makes it, and Speede lets go of the hold. Speede bounds off the ropes as Frost gets to his feet, and both wrestlers have the same idea, each going for a clothesline. The result is both wrestlers sprawled out on the floor.
Speede manages to get to his feet, and Frost gets to one knee, and Speede goes right back after him, with a big right hand, followed by a left. Speede lifts Frost up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position, and swings him down for a massive cutter. He lifts him up, and grabs him in a fisherman suplex position, before...
Bobby Cairo: Fast Forward! Speede hits a HUGE spinning fisherman suplex!
Speede goes for the pin.
Frost kicks out, and with a vengeance, punches Speede in the face from a grounded position. He gets to his feet, and a stare-off between Speede and Frost begins.
Speede motions for Frost to bring it, and Frost charges right ahead looking for a spear. Speede dodges, and hits a superkick on Frost as he turns around. He gets to the top rope, and as Frost stands up, Speede jumps, and hits an excellent High-Speede Impact. He lifts Frost up, and sets frost up in a powerbomb position. He raises his signature taunt to the crowd, lifts Frost up belly-to-back, tucks Frost’s legs under his arms, archs his back, and...
Bobby Cairo: Speede of Light! Speede hits his patented finisher!
Zach Davis: What a move! And that has got to hurt.
Speede goes for the pin.
Kyle Steel: The winner of this match, Roy Speede!
Zach Davis: What a match! Speede picks up a nice victory on Slam!
Doc Henry vs Jamacian Joe vs Sahara Snyder
Zach Davis: Up next we have a tripl..
Mark Markman appears on the jumbotron, a piece of fried chicken in hand.
Mark Markman: Hold on there Zach. Due to an emergency back home, Sahara Snyder is not here tonight. So the scheduled three way is now going to be....
Markman pauses to take another bite of his chicken.
Mark Markman (muffled): A WUN ON WUN MAFH!
Markman then disappears from the jumbotron.
Zach Davis: Did he say a one on one match?
Bobby Cairo: I don't know Zach, do I look like I speak slob?
Zach Davis: Aww, that's mean. I love Markman.
Bobby Cairo: I know, I was kidding.
"I Am The Champion" by B.o.B. hits the speakers as Jamaican Joe comes through the crowd, slapping the occasional high five. He hops the barricade and then slides into the ring as the fans again pop for him.
"Sympathy For The Devil" by Guns 'n Roses hits the speakers. As the drums hit the house lights fade, and red and blue lights strobe. At "Please allow me to introduce myself", Doc and Mary walk out onto the stage, and look back and forth over the audience. As the crowd boos, the make their way to the ring, where Doc rolls in. Standing, he grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos. Mocking them, he leans against the ropes and stares down Joe.
Senior Referee Stanley Moser signals for the bell...
DING! DING! DING!
...and this match is officially underway.
Zach Davis: Well here we go, Jamaican Joe versus Doc Henry. Should be an interesting match up.
Joe and Henry circle each other a few times and then move in for the tie up. Joe gets the advantage and places Doc in a headlock. Doc fights back with an elbow shot to the midsection, but Joe maintains the hold.
Bobby Cairo: Doc needs to figure a way to neutralize the big man's strength advantage early, or he's going to find himself in a world of trouble.
Doc again with an elbow shot to the midsection, but Joe continues to apply pressure. The referee moves in to check on Doc. Doc sees the ref's view is obstructed and he nails Joe with a low blow.
Bobby Cairo: Well there's one way to neutralize it.
Joe lets go and stumbles back before Doc grabs him and drops him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw. Doc for the pin attempt.
And Joe powers out before the two count. Both men back up to their feet and Joe again goes for a tie up. Doc ducks it and gets behind him. Joe turns around and Doc lays into his chest with a chop. And then a second one.
Zach Davis: And Doc is taking it to Joe with those chops, but it doesn't look like Joe is feeling them that much.
Doc fires off a few rapid chops to the chest that appear to have little effect. Joe then from out of nowhere fires off a chop of his own that knocks Doc to the mat. Doc hits the mat and then rolls before getting back to his feet. Joe is right on him and he whips him to the ropes. Doc comes back and Joe hits him with a big spinebuster. Joe with the win attempt.
And Doc kicks out before the three count. Joe is the first to his feet and he pulls Doc up. Joe pulls him in for the Gutwrench DDT when Mary suddenly jumps up on the apron. The referee moves to get her down as Joe looks on in anger. Suddenly Doc nails him with a low blow.
Bobby Cairo: All of these low blows can't be good for a man's private life.
Mary hops off the apron and the referee turns around in time to see Doc hit Joe with the Gambler's Hand. Doc with the pin attempt.
Zach Davis: And Doc Henry gets the win!
"Sympathy For The Devil" hits the speakers as Mary joins Doc in the ring to celebrate. Joe is sitting up, holding himself as he pleads with the referee about the low blows. Doc and Mary then exit the ring and head up the ramp as the show goes to commercial.
Bobby Cairo: Joe is lookin' good though.. I'm looking for big things comin' out of him!
Kyle Steel: The following is a One on One Matchup, Standard Rules Apply! Coming to the ring First....He comes from Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA!!! Some call him "The Gamer", others call him "Rockstar"....Weighing in at 220 pounds and standing at 5 foot, 11 inches tall....JAYYYY WILLLIAAMMMMMSSS!!!!
The lights immediately go out now inside the arena. Everybody officially goes ape crazy, because some know who it is, and the rest...well, they like when lights go out. They think it's cool, you know. As the lights are out, spotlights fill the arena, white ones...like lightning as the sound of thunder crackles along the PA system. More spotlights come as more thunder is played along the system. It's when guitars fill up and the following is heard.
All of a sudden, the sounds of Megadeth's cover of the theme to Duke Nukem 3D kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. But when the song finally kicks in, the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Jay Williams, his wife Amy in tow, hoodie on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd and jumps up and down, adrenaline pumping inside of him. He run up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he takes the time to sit on the top turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his hoodie, setting it near Amy and throwing his shirt into the crowd for a lucky fan, as he jumps off, ready to game on.
Kyle Steel: And His opponent!! Hailing from the Shores of Miami, Florida!!! Weighing in at 214 pounds and standing at 5 foot, 11 inches tall...Please welcome "The Greek God Of Wrestling" POOSSEIIIDOOOONNNN!!!!
The lights begin to flicker off as "The One You Love to Hate" By Bruce Dickinson & Rob Halford begins to play over the P.A. system as Poseidon emerges from the darkness with a snake like smile going across his face as he takes in the various rude and hateful remarks being thrown at him from the awaiting fans. After a few seconds Poseidon himself walks on down the entrance ramp and climbs into the ring as the fans continue to throw out the hateful remarks at him.
Bobby Cairo: These two are about to put on a show for us, this is exciting!!
Zach Davis: I'm ready...
The bell rings and neither man wastes any time as they both rush one another. Poseidon goes for a Savate Kick but Jay Williams ducks and rushes to the ropes. Bouncing off the ropes, Williams comes full speed at Poseidon as he turns around and Williams flies at him, connecting with a crossbody that sends them both to the mat. Williams rolls and pushes himself up off the mat, Poseidon gets up quickly, pulling on William's legs, tripping him down. Williams is up again quickly and Poseidon and Williams lock up. Poseidon grabs William's arm and twists it behind William's back. Poseidon lets go of the arm and grabs hold of William's head and pulls it down, slamming it against his knee. Poseidon stands tall and backs up against the ropes and uses the ropes to rocket himself up into the air. He comes down with a knee directed towards William's forehead but Jay Williams moves out of the way and Poseidon rolls forward.
Both men up on their feet again look at each other as the fans begin clapping, giving their approval of the fast paced match. Jay Williams himself claps at Poseidon but Poseidon flips him off and rushes Williams. Jay Williams ducks a clothesline and counters with a neckbreaker. Williams gets to his feet and grabs the ropes as Poseidon begins to get up himself. Williams uses the ropes to springboard himself, hitting Poseidon with a reverse elbow. Poseidon takes the elbow but grabs hold of Williams and drops him down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Poseidon quickly rolls over onto Williams chest and begins dropping elbow tips into Jay William's face. William's head bounces off the mat a few times over but Poseidon continues dropping elbows. Blood begins to spot then run from the bridge of William's nose.
Bobby Cairo: Poseidon looking to do maximum damage!
Zach Davis: He's losing his cool, no respect for his opponent...
Bobby Cairo: They are opponents in a combat sport...When the bell rings, all respect goes out the window.
Poseidon pushes off of Jay Williams chest. He gets to his feet and pulls Williams up to his. Blood rolling slowly down each side of William's nose, he looks to be drained from the elbows. Poseidon leaves Williams standing, groggy and out of it. Poseidon climbs to the outside of the ropes onto the ring apron. He signals to the crowd that he's going up and climbs the turnbuckle from the ring apron. Poseidon looks over at Jay Williams who is still groggy and moving in a daze. Poseidon leaps off the top turnbuckle, gliding across the open space trying to connect with a wheel kick but Jay Williams drops to the mat and jolts back to his feet after Poseidon misses with the kick. Williams hits the ropes, comes at Poseidon in blazing speed and drops to his knees, sliding the rest of the way to Poseidon before Williams pushes himself up off his knees, hitting Poseidon with a upwards uppercut that looks straight out of a video game. Poseidon comes off his feet an inch or two before slumping down onto the mat again on his side and back.
Zach Davis: Jay Williams "The Gamer" showcasing some Video Game Uppercuts!!
Bobby Cairo: Psh...I can do that...
Zach Davis: Well then why are you sitting here doing commentary?
Bobby Cairo: Shut up before I put a rat trap inbetween your legs..
Zach Davis: Movie quotes? Really? Either way looks like Williams is bleedin' a bit here!
Jay Williams leans out of the ring between the middle and top ropes and blows blood out of his nose. Mixed with snot and boogers the red goop falls to the ring side mat and Jay Williams gets back into the ring. Poseidon is rubbing his jaw with one hand as he gets to his feet from a knee. Jay Williams says something to him as he walks over and slaps the taste out of Poseidon's mouth. Poseidon returns the favor and slaps Jay Williams as hard as he possibly can at that angle. Williams throws an elbow and another and soon Williams is pushing Poseidon backwards with repeated side elbows to the right cheek. Poseidon throws up a forearm and William's elbow connects with the forearm and both grab hold of their arms from the bone to bone connection. Poseidon springboards himself off the ropes behind him and drops Jay Williams HARD with a Mafia Kick that connects fully into his face. Williams hits the ground but pops back up and Poseidon grabs his head and sets Williams up for a suplex. Lifting Jay Williams up in the air, Williams spins around and drops to his feet behind Poseidon and grabs Poseidon around the waist and lifts him up, connecting with a German Suplex. Poseidon's neck lands on the bottom rope and snaps Poseidon in a weird way as he lands firmly against the ring canvas.
Bobby Cairo: Ohhh, he didn't land very good with that one...
Zach Davis: Those German Suplexes are very dangerous!
Jay Williams turns over to his stomach and looks at Poseidon as the man is still grabbing the back of his neck with both hands. Williams gets up and drags Poseidon to the middle of the ring. Williams heads over to the corner and grabs the top ropes on each side of the top turnbuckle. He jumps up, twisting and landing on his feet at the top of the turnbuckle. He points to the people in the crowd. He leaps off the turnbuckle, grabbing his chest he twists in a spiral motion as his back comes down hard across Poseidon.
Bobby Cairo: That's called a Spinal Tap..
Zach Davis: Yeah I'm aware of that...
Bobby Cairo: You are learning Young Padawan!!
Jay Williams pops up and hurries to grab Poseidon's feet. Williams rolls Poseidon up putting both his legs over his face, Poseidon is almost laying on his neck he hurt a few minutes ago. Jay Williams jumps up and lands down with a legdrop onto the legs of Poseidon, crushing his body closer together. Jay Williams holds himself onto Poseidon's legs and nods for the referee to make the cover.
Williams is thrown off the legs of Poseidon as Poseidon kicks out of the close pinfall. Jay Williams slaps the mat and rolls onto his knees and pushes himself up onto his feet. Poseidon slowly moves trying to get to his feet as well. His neck hurts and Jay Williams is just faster at the moment and gets to Poseidon, kicking him hard into Poseidon's spine. Poseidon arches back in pain as Jay Williams jump and runs to the ropes and comes rushing at the back of Poseidon. Williams jumps forward over Poseidon, snapping his head forward with a neck snap reverse block buster type move. Williams gets up again to his feet and walks over and turns Poseidon over onto his stomach. Williams pulls Poseidon up onto his hands and knees before Williams jumps up and legdrops the back of Poseidon's neck, planting his face into the mat with the weight of William's body onto the back of his head.
Zach Davis: He's working on that neck, the weak spot is the key to victory!
Bobby Cairo: I would love to see someone become a veggie sitting this close to the action...
Poseidon uses the ropes to get to his feet and Williams goes for the Dynomite Kick but Poseidon ducks and Williams with a swing and a miss. Poseidon goes for a powerbomb on Williams but he worms out of it and waits for Poseidon to turn around and kicks him in the gut. Poseidon kneels down and Williams takes a step back then runs and hits the Dynomite Kick! Williams pins Poseidon!
One! Two! Three! Poseidon kicks up but it's just too late and Williams got the win!
Zach Davis: Oh what a match! Poseidon was close! What a damn debut from him!
Bobby Cairo: Poseidon showed a lot tonight and Williams is victorious here on Slam!
Crowd goes crazy and Williams doesn't know how to respond.. or react in the ring.. he's never been "buzzed" before. Markman shows back up on the jumbotron..
Mark Markman: I just now decided that rather than have a number one contenders match just be a one on one contest, I figured I will make it a three way match! Jay Price against Oblivion.. against.. JAY WILLIAMS!
Crowd responds. Williams smiles and nods.
Mark Markman: Good luck next week.. This crowd loves ya, Williams, so good luck next week!
Williams gives a thumbs up and walks out of the ring smiling to himself as he walks up the ramp.
Zach Davis: Wow! Next week is a three way match!
Bobby Cairo: Oblivion, Price and Williams.. what a match that will be!
The lights go out and then a HUGE explosion of fireworks for a split second explode off the top of the ramp. The stage then turns to gold and the jumbotron lights up.
The jumbotron shuts off, and then the arena goes back to dark. Everything comes back on as if nothing happened.. we cut to the announcers with confused faces.
Zach Davis: Who? Who wants his crown?
Bobby Cairo: Who stole a crown?! I don't understand this at all..
Shulmanu vs Anthony Royal vs Greenfever(c)
Zach Davis: Our next match, looks like it's gonna be the Hardcore Championship match.
Bobby Cairo: Things are about to pick up. We thank you, everyone for coming to the matches and watching us, at home. But, for this upcoming match....
Zach Davis: Yes, the hardcore match. This kinds of matches, tend to be a tad violent.
Bobby Cairo: A tad? A tad?! Really, Zach?! Really?! This match is gonna be ultra-violent. Greenfever is the Hardcore Champion and he is not about to relinquish the championship anytime soon. So, yeah. This match is gonna be nasty! So, yeah. It might be a good idea to send the small children into another room. This match IS under hardcore rules. So anything goes.
Zach Davis: Absolutely anything DOES happen in these kinds of matches.
Kyle Steel: This next match, will be for the WCF Hardcore Cha-a-a-mpionship.
GWAR's "Bring Back the Bomb" plays through the arena sound-system...
Shulmanu comes out to the entrance ramp.
Kyle Steel: First, hailing from The Netherworld
He crouches down.
Kyle Steel: Standing nearly seven feet tal and weighing 400 pounds....
Shulmanu screams at the audience as fire jets up around him.
Kyle Steel: SHU-U-U-ULM-A-A-ANU-U-U-U!!
Shulmanu walks down the ramp with an extreme intensity, often yelling at the audience and threatening people.
Zach Davis: Look at that, Bobby!
Bobby Cairo: What?!
Zach Davis: Shulmanu was about to strike a fan. Besides, he's insulting and threatening.
When Shulmanu gets to the ring, he hops up onto the apron and raises his hands up in the "goat horns" symbol. He then ducks into the ring, holds his arms out at his sides with his hands in fists, and screams out at the audience again.
“I Came to Play” by Downstrait begins to play. Anthony Royal appears at the top of the entrance ramp with an arrogant smirk on his face. He raises his hands in the air.
Kyle Steel: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 227 pounds, former Hardcore Champion, A-a-anthony Ro-o-oy-a-al!
Zach Davis: Anthony Royal will have a chance to regain the hardcore championship.
Royal begins to slowly strut his way to the ring taking in the boos of the crowd. He hops on the ring apron and is staring into the crowd for a moment before entering the ring. He walks to a turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. Royal then takes time to taunt the crowd before moving to the next corner. Finally, he goes to the middle of the ring and awaits for his opponent, the champion.
Bobby Cairo: Here comes the champion!
The lights drop as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. The arena erupts. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.They all run like scared little rabbits.Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!"
The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness.
Kyle Steel: From Pine Bluff, Arkansas... Weighing in at 190 pounds. He is the WCF Hardcore Champion.... GREE-E-E-EENFE-EVER-ER-R-R!!
Greenfever's face and hands are smeared with blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.
Zach Davis: Let's get ready. Everyone grab their snacks now. Because, you might miss something and you won't be able to forgive yourself!!
Bobby Cairo: That's right!! Greenfever in a hardcore match!! What else can you ask for?!? Nothing!!
Zach Davis: Let the carnage again!!
Bobby Cairo: As you can see...
Two separate camera are walking around looking at two shopping carts full of various "weapons".
Bobby Cairo: ....that, there are tons of weapons in these wrestler's grasp.
All three men exit the ring.
Zach Davis: Both Anthony Royal and Shulmanu left the ring, through the same side. And look, Bobby...
Bobby Cairo: I see them. Both Royal and Shulmanu are briefly talking. Mauybe they are making some kind of plan.
Zach Davis: Yea! Oh yea, that's a HU-U-U-UGE must, when you are facing off against Greenfever.
Royal taps Shulmanu on the upper abdominal muscles, as he goes and grabs for a street sign.
Bobby Cairo: I thought for a minute there, that there could be some kind of alliance going, but after seeing Shulmanu's current state of mind.
Zach Davis: What?! All Robbie Royal did was gently tap him on his upper abdominal area.
Greenfever leaves the ring, from the opposite side, of the ring. He looks under the ring and pulls out barbed wire baseball bat. The Hardcore champion is smiling.
Bobby Cairo: There we go. It's time to play, Zach. Greenfever has a weapon and is about to do some major damage!!
Royal, with street sign in hand, is walking past Shulmanu and the big man rages out.
Zach Davis: Shulmanu just clobbered Robbie Royal with a massive clothesline.
The crowd screams as Greenfever comes running around the far left corner and bolts to an unaware Shulmanu.
Bobby Cairo: Greenfever just clobbered Shulmanu, with the barbed wired ball bat, to the back of Shulmanu's head!!
Robbie Royal takes the opportunity and stands back up.
Zach Davis: Robbie royal is standing and appears to grabbing for the steel street sign.
Royal walks over to Greenfever. Meanwhile, the hardcore champion is digging the brab wire in the skull of Shulmanu.
Zach Davis: Robbie Royal is exacting his revenge by nailing Greenfever and Shulmanu with the trash can and chair!
Both Shulmanu and Greenfever looks at each other, before charging at Royal. Both of them begin to stomp down onto Royal. Greenfever grabs Robbie Royal and sits him up, on his shoulders...
The crowd: OU-U-U-U-U!!
Bobby Cairo: Electric Powerbomb!!
The slow replay shows Greenfever putting Robbie Royal and puts him in the Electric Chair position, Greenfever spins Royal around and powerbombs him, on the stage.
Zach Davis: Oh God!! Greenfever just killed Robbie Royal!!
The crowd : THAT WAS AWESOME!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Bobby Cairo: Here comes Shulmanu!!
Zach Davis: Big boot on Greenfever!!
Shulmanu grabs for Greenfever and...
Bobby Cairo: CHOKE SLAM!!!
Shulmanu walks over to the side, of the stage and grabs for a ladder. Shulmanu drops the ladder and goes off stage again.
Zach Davis: Where is he going?
Shulmanu drags in a table. Shulmanu sets up the table and stands up the ladder.
Bobby Cairo: This is setting up to look REAL BAD!!!
Anthony Royal goes and grabs for a 2x4.Greenfever walks over and begin to staple the head of Anthony Royal, over and over and over, again. Robbie Royal's face begins to disappear under the pouring blood. the crowd gasps, as Shulmanu begins to move on the rubble, of what WAS a table.
Bobby Cairo: Oh my God!! Shulmanu is slowly moving and is proceeding down the ramp!
Greenfever continues to pummel Robbie Royal, with his taped fists. Shulmanu staggers down to ringside, as Greenfever untangles Royal, from the ring ropes. Battered and bruised, as well as bleeding like a stuck pig, Shulmanu gets to ringside. Greenfever grabs for Royal and picks him up.
Zach Davis: Looks like a piledriver!
Bobby Cairo: NO!!! A DISLOCATED PILEDRIVER!!!
Greenfever looks around.....
Shulmanu: AH-H-H-H-H!! SOMETHINGS GOT ME!!! AH-H-H-H-H!! THE PAIN!! THE PAIN!!
Shulmanu backs up, away from ringside, a group of The Gathering slithers out. The crowd cheers. the Gathering spits out chunks of Shulmanu's leg. Shulmanu gets frustrated and begins to kick and swing at The Gathering. The little fellas go flying backwards, as on sneaks around and begins to bite the ass of Shulmanu.
Bobby Cairo: Oh my God!! That is wa-a-a-ay too funny!!
Zach Davis: Not too funny for Shulmanu!!
Shulmanu knocks the Gathering member off his ass, when he gets close to the ring...
This time Shulmanu falls down and rolls over to his stomach. Slowly he is being pulled under the ring.
Bobby Cairo: Looks like Shulmanu is being pulled under the ring!!
Zach Davis: Do you think it's more Gathering?!
Shulmanu is being drug under the ring, trying to claw to stop the momentum. but, nothing is working.
Bobby Cairo: No matter how hard he tries, Shulmanu.... YES!! Shulmanu is officially under the ring!!!
Blood sprays out as Shulmanu crawls from under the ring, whiter than he was before. Screaming in bloody horror, trying to scatter out of the way. Meanwhile, Greenfever gets Robbie Royal in the dislocated piledriver....
You hear blood-curdling screams as Shulmanu doesn't return from under the ring, when the crowd erupts, as the roof of the Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex almost explodes off.
Zach Davis: What the Hell?!?!
Bobby Cairo: YES!!! It's Oblivion. Greenfever's partner in crime!!
Zach Davis: I think Oblivion just killed Shulmanu.
Oblivion pulls Shulmanu from under the ring. Shulmanu, battered and bloodied is tossed into the ring.
Greenfever grabs Shulmanu and puts a scissor leg lock around Shulmanu's head.
Bobby Cairo: The Move You Fear!!
Stanley Moser is checking on Shulmanu and is picking up Shulmanu's arm...
Zach Davis: That's one!!
Stanley Moser checks Shulmanu's arm again and it drops! Greenfever is squealing an horrific squeal, while he is adding pressure to the hold.
Zach Davis: That's two!!!
Robbie Royal staggers up, trying to knock the cobwebs, in head, away. He stumbles over trying to break up The Move That You Fear, but....
Bobby Cairo: HOLY COW!!
Oblivion rushed into the ring, swinging a chair wildly, cracking Robbie Royal over the head!!
Stanley Moser checks Shulmanu's arm again and it drops down......
Oblivions stomps over and grabs the Hardcore Championships and hands it over to Greenfever. The Hardcore Champion gently grabs Shulmanu and positions him near a corner.
Zach Davis: Greenfever.... what the Hell?!?!? Greenfever just tapped Oblivion on the chest and told him to climb!!
Bobby Cairo: CLIMB?!
Oblivion climbs up the turnbuckles. The crowd erupts!!
The crowd: OUU-U-U-U-UU!!
Zach Davis: OH MY GAW-AW-AWAWDD-D-D-D!!!
Bobby Cairo: Oblivion just hit the Bi-Polar, with a chair under him, as he landed on top of Shulmanu!!
Oblivion and Greenfever, who now displays his WCF Hardcore Championship over his right shoulder. Their music begins to play....
Bobby Cairo: The Shadow Conspiracy is NOT playing around. When they said total destruction, they were not kidding!!!
Zach Davis: Let's take a commercial break!
WCF's Did You Know?
D-Day & Jason Kash vs J-X & Twister (This is War)
We cut from the Did You Know clip airing on the jumbotron and television at home and the crowd is still booing. We then hear Kings of Leon's Crawl hit the speakers and the crowd goes into a bigger phase of boos.
Zach Davis: Here comes that cowardly worming piece of sh..
Bobby Cairo: Zachary! I hate the guy just as much but come on! Don't lose professionalism..
Torture steps out onto the stage with a microphone. His music stops and the spotlight shines on Torture whose standing at the top of the ramp.
Torture: Seven days ago I defeated Donald Jack Deruty and I did it with these two hands.
Crowd boo's as hard as they can.
Torture: Oh, you stupid hicks, you don't understand that in this society you don't work hard.. you work smart! These two hands and this brain that belongs in my head has to be the greatest, the smartest, the best, hands down, in Wrestling Championship Federation. Donald Jack Deruty is nothing more than a small termite compared to this LION of the food chain.
Torture: Day will NOT be getting a third match with me. I'm sorry to spoil any plans that you or Donald made, but let's face facts. I have now beat Donald Deruty twice and I suggest he walk away before he becomes a victim for a third time. Speaking of victims, tonight, Day and Kash will team up against the second best prolific tag team in WCF History. J-X and Twsiter.
Torture: Tonight, Kash and Deruty will be defeated and This is War will stand tall once again. This Team of Torture is an unstoppable machine... Price is well on his way to World Championship gold, while I'm just taking out the trash!
Torture smiles as the crowd boos and Kings of Leon restarts.. J-X and Twister walk back from the curtain and walk right past Torture and walk down the ramp. Torture walks down the ramp following them as they slide into the ring. Torture smiles and walks around the ring listening to the boos as JX and Twister pose on the ropes in This is War shirts. Torture walks right in front of the announcers table and sits down in one of the chairs. Bobby and Zach sigh and Torture puts on the headset sitting right next to Cairo.
Zach Davis: I don't want to awknowledge you at all.
Bobby Cairo: Now, now, Zach. We said we'd be professional.
Torture: Come on Zach, no hard feelings right? Bobby and I moved on!
Bobby Cairo: We certainly did not..
Zach Davis: J-X and Twister in the ring..
12 Stones crashes through the speakers and the crowd goes wild.. Kash and Day come hoppin' out to the stage and raise their arms in their respective taunts.. wasting no time they charge the ring slide in and spear down JX and Twister!
Zach Davis: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! YES! DAY IS GETTIN' HIM SOME!
Torture: This is clearly cheating! You have to wait for the bell to ring!
Kash throws Twister into the ropes and when he returns Kash picks him up and Day jumps off the second ropes hits a 180 front kick to the head of Twister sending him back down, but Kash keeps the legs hooked then from Twisters back and Kash standing, Kash then launches going backwards to his back Twister to his feet crashing into the corner chest first! JX runs but Kash ducks and runs right into Twister in the corner.. JX turns and stumbles out and Kash hits the Kashed out! Just as Day is kicking Twister out of the corner, kick to the gut a kick to the legs, and a kick to the face send Twister to his knees.. Day then taunts to the crowd..
Torture: Day just panders to these stupid hypocrites because he has no real friends! What a joke!
Zach Davis: THESE FANS LOVE DAY YOU JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID DAMN MOUTH!
Day kicks Twister right in the head! Kash taunts as Day picks up J-X and hits the Dead and Forgotten! Twister stumbles to his feet and Day picks up Twister and hits DEAD AND FORGOTTEN!
Zach Davis: THAT MOVE HAS PUT TORTURE AWAY TWICE! YOU KNOW THAT MOVE WELL DONT YA BUDDY?
Torture: Oh shut up Zach. You're making yourself look foolish! Twister and J-X got this!
Day bends down and slaps on the Justice Lock! AKA, the Crippler Crossface.
Zach Davis: JUSTICE LOCK! JUSTICE LOCK HES GOING TO BREAK THE NECK OF TWISTER!
Torture: What the hell is that? That looks foolish! It can't even hurt!
Bobby Cairo: That move wrenches on the neck, and it looks like Twister might be ready to tap out!
Torture throws down the headset in frustration and slides into the ring. He goes to break the hold but Kash clotheslines him down! The ref doesn't ring the bell as Torture hasn't exactly done an offensive move to anyone. Day gets up as does Torture but Kash begins to laugh and tells Torture to turn around. Torture shrugs him off and turns around and Day picks him up for the Dead and Forgotten.
Zach Davis: DOOOOOO ITTT!!! DROP HIM ON HIS BACK! DOOOO ITTT!!
Torture grabs the ropes in a quick move of desperation and gets out of it as Day throws Torture over the top rope! Avery, Jackson and Tank run down the ramp to pick up Torture but he tells them not to go into the ring as JX stalks Kash and Day.. JX hits a dropkick taking Kash down but Day picks up JX for another Dead and Forgotten! Day locks on the Justice Lock once more on JX this time and he begins to tap in the middle of the ring just as Kash hits KASH OUT on Twister after getting up! The ref rings the bell and Torture flips out with his hands on his head!
Zach Davis: DAY AND KASH ARE VICTORIOUS! J-X AND TWISTER ARE FIRED FROM WCF!
Bobby Cairo: What a crazy night! JayEx and Twister are once again GONE from WCF and Day along with Kash have trumped Torture's boys once more!
Markman shows up on the jumbotron and begins speaking.
Mark Markman: Kudos to Kash and Day! What a match! Like I said, There was added bonus in this match so let me down to it. Kash, for the victory tonight, you called me earlier today and asked for a shot at Gold. You discussed options with me, long term goals, and well, let me say this.. you're a respectful person, and so I'm going to get down to it.. Kash will be getting a Television Championship match in the near future!
Crowd pops and Day and Kash high five. The camera pans to Torture whose stating to himself "That's dumb! How stupid! Nobody cares."
Mark Markman: Now for you Deruty! Day as these fans in Alabama call you!
Mark Markman: You retired two more This is War punks, and rid them in WCF, and I'm happy about that, but I know what you want.. and I know what you need to feel complete.. I can somewhat relate. You see, when I was a kid, Bowser always was a hand reach away, but never could I fully wrap my hands around his neck to get my princess back... then after seven worlds, and a lot of underground tunnels, I got my hands on Bowser and it was a glorious time!
Crowd laughs as Markman gets serious about his video games..
Mark Markman: So I'm announcing right now.. at Timebomb... Donald "D-Day" Deruty.. goes one on one... WITH YOU, TORTURE!
Torture flips out. "NO! NO!" Day and Kash high five and Day taunts to the crowd screaming and cheering..
Mark Markman: The match at Timebomb.. to ensure nobody gets involved... the match will be taking place... inside.. A HELL IN A CELL!
Torutre flips out even more with a shocked face on his look. Day looks as if he's just seen Santa Claus and a billion dollars. He's happy. The fans are going crazy.
Zach Davis: YYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSS! YYYYYYYYYESSSSSSS!!! YYYESSSSS! OH WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY! I LOVE MARK MARKMAN! I LOVE HIM!
Bobby Cairo: IM EXCITED TOO ZACH! IM GONNA BE HONEST... IM MARKING OUT BRO! A HELL IN A CELL? TORTURE AND DAY!?
Zach Davis: DAY GETS HIS HANDS ON TORTURE ONE MORE TIME IN FOUR WEEKS! I CANT WAIT!
Bobby Cairo: IIIIIIIIII KNNOOOOWWWW.. LOOK AT TORTURE.. HES PISSED.. HES FRUSTRATED... OH MAN.. WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP FEDERATION NEVER SEEMS TO STOP AMAZING ME!
Zach Davis: THIS IS TOO MUCH EXCITEMENT .. WE HAVE TO TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK!
World Heavyweight Championship Ceremony
Two Time World Champion: Johnny Reb!
A hush falls over the crowd as the house lights dim, and a spotlight picks out a single figure on the stage: Don Jesus Luis de Guadalupe, dressed in off-white slacks and a sport coat, with a burgundy shirt, the top two buttons undone, and a cream-colored fedora perched at a rakish angle on his head. He proceeds at a dignified pace down the ramp, the spotlight following him, and into the ring, lifting the microphone to his lips.
Zach Davis: Jesus, the manager to Johnny Reb!
Don Jesus: Ladies and gentlemen! May I… present to you…
He lifts his hand in a theatrical gesture.
Don Jesus: Your NEW… WCF World Champion… The one and only Inveterate Confederate… JOHNNY REB!!!!
Chuy throws his arm out dramatically toward the stage. The lights come back on and “Sweet Home Alabama” hits the speakers to a massive pop that nearly drowns out the music. Reb appears on the stage, dressed in his Confederate cavalry uniform, the jacket open to reveal a “Southern Discomfort” T-shirt, and the World Title fastened securely about his waist. Grinning broadly, Johnny makes his way down the ramp, his progress hindered as the crowd presses against the barrier, reaching for him; he can’t resist catering to his fans, and the music is nearly run out by the time he finally climbs into the ring.
Zach Davis: Listen to this crowd! They are just as excited as we are for Reb to be the face of WCF once again!
Bobby Cairo: Reb is a Champion's Champion and never forget it!
Reb paces a complete circuit inside the ring, stopping at intervals to pump his fist in the air or respond to a remark from someone in the crowd. Several girls throughout the arena are screaming and waving signs bearing romantic sentiments, in a scene reminiscent of a 1963 Beatles concert. Johnny can’t help but respond with a grin and a wink, at least for those that appear to be of an appropriate age. At last, he comes to a stop in the center of the ring, where he removes the belt from his waist and thrusts it into the air with a thespian flourish; simultaneously, flame pots mounted on the ring posts explode, sending showers of sparks thirty feet up. The Inveterate Confederate lowers the belt and slings it over his shoulder, forced to wait for the cacophony of cheers to die down before he addresses the audience.
Johnny: BIRMINGHAM!!!! Damn, it’s great to finally be able to bring the World Title back to my sweet home…Alabama!!! Let me hear y’all say it: Deo vindice!
Crowd: DEO VINDICE!!!!
Johnny: That’s right! God DAMN, that’s right! An’ God has indeed vindicated me! An’ through me, every last red-blooded Southern American, includin’ each an’ every one of you! I gotta admit, though, I feel a little bit like Melissa Leo at the Oscars… only, you know, with less boobs…
Reb indicates his chest; the audience responds with moderate laughter.
Johnny: But seriously, I mean… I wasn’t a hundred percent sure I was gonna win. We’re talkin’ about Brad Kane, here. The man’s a livin’ legend, a Hall of Famer, a two-time World Champion in his own right… an’ he gave me one HELL of a match! What better figure to look up to? To aspire to? An’ with that in mind, I wanna assure y’all, right now, that the Inveterate Confederate is a champion of the people, for the people… an’ I’m gonna do my damnedest to represent this fine company in the same tradition as my predecessor!
The crowd roars in approval. Johnny grins, pacing the ring and soaking it all in. After a moment, he holds up a hand in a gesture for quiet.
Johnny: Of course, I couldn’ta done it without my good friend an’ manager here, Don Jesus Luis de Guadalupe, who has guided me every step of the way; all the fine athletes there in the back, who brought out the best in me, week after week; an’ last but not least, all y’all here in the audience tonight an’ the good folks watchin’ at home! Y’all are what it’s all about, an’ I am positively humbled to –
Whatever the Inveterate Confederate is about to say is cut off as “Sympathy for the Devil” hits the speakers. Doc Henry steps out onto the stage to a deafening noise of dissatisfaction from the crowd, his Confederate title slung over his shoulder, his wife Mary at his side.
Zach Davis: Aww, what the hell is this about!?
Bobby Cairo: Celebrations in Wrestling Championship Federation never, and I mean never, end with happy endings..
As Johnny stares at Doc in a mixture of antipathy and disbelief, Henry smirks and begins to applaud slowly. The pair make their way down the ramp, only to be stopped at the ring steps by Chuy. Reb eyes his former partner warily for a moment longer, before he motions to his manager to back off.
Johnny: Let ‘em in, Chuy. Let’s hear what he’s got to say.
As Don Jesus steps away to make room, Doc climbs into the ring, holding the ropes open for Mary. He smiles at Johnny and raises a microphone to his lips.
Doc: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny… What can I say, brother? I just wanted to come down here an’ congratulate ya properly. To let ya know… ain’t no hard feelin’s ‘tween us. That’s all in the past. We got too much in common. We’re both from the correct side of the Mason-Dixon line, both…champions…
Doc gives another smirk and indicates the title belt on his shoulder. Reb rolls his eyes in exasperation, shaking his head.
Doc: Now, now, don’t be like that, Johnny. I’m makin’ an honest effort, here. Can’t we put the past aside, just for tonight? Hmm? Can’t an old friend come out an’ help you celebrate your second World Title win?
The Southern Rogue sticks out his hand, giving Reb a look of earnest sincerity. Johnny hesitates, gazing back at Doc with deep misgiving. Slowly, he starts to reach for the proffered hand, and then thinks better of it, drawing back. Doc’s smile vanishes, to be replaced with an expression of fury. Without warning, Doc grabs the Confederate title off his shoulder and assails Reb with it; Johnny ducks, nailing Henry with an uppercut to the midsection before he wraps one arm around Doc’s head and takes him down with a DDT. The crowd goes completely insane! As Mary pulls Doc Henry out of the ring, Reb reaches down and picks up both belts. He lifts the Confederate strap, looking at it speculatively.
Johnny: This… is a disgrace to all things Southern. Which makes it perfect for you, ya no-good, rotten scalawag! I shouldn’ta expected no better from you…
Reb carelessly tosses the belt back to Doc, and Mary guides him up the ramp. He stops at the stage and turns around to face the ring. Johnny smiles confidently, raising the World Title high with one hand. The crowd boos loudly when Henry points at the belt, then motions to his own waist.
Crowd has a mixed reaction as Mark Markman shows up on the jumbotron. He begins to speak.
Mark Markman: First of all, congrats to Johnny Reb, and our NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
Crowd pops. It was easy for Markman!
Mark Markman: In my position, I have to be unbiased, and I have to do what's right for ratings, and what's right for individual superstars in Wrestling Championship Federation, so with that being said, I'm now changing the Three Way Number One Contender Match next week on Slam to a FOUR WAY Number One Contender match!
Crowd has a mixed reaction.
Mark Markman: Jay Williams.. vs Oblivion.. vs Jay Price.. vs.. DOC HENRY!
Crowd boo's. Doc smiles and turns back his attention to the ring on Reb and motions across his waist one more time. The Inveterate Confederate responds by climbing the nearest turnbuckle, still smiling broadly as he taunts Doc, motioning him to come back to the ring. The WCF logo appears at the bottom of the screen; the last thing we see as Slam goes off the air is Doc making a sullen retreat backstage, while Reb perches on the turnbuckle with his World Championship thrust into the air once more and a self-assured grin plastered on his face.
Zach Davis: WE'RE OUT OF TIME! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!