Monday Night Slam Intro

The WCF logo appears and fireworks explode from the ramp and above the ring, we then cut to the announcers as the sold out crowd cheer their asses off.


Bobby Cairo: Tonight is a big night for a lot of superstars as we are just one week away from Timebomb! The biggest pay per view in the history of WCF!

Zach Davis: What an event that is going to be, I can hardly wait, however tonight we have a lot of great matches taking place!

Bobby Cairo: Jay Price and Jay Williams also get interviewed by Kyle Steel in the middle of our ring!

Zach Davis: That's right Bobby, and how can we forget Oblivion is the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship going into Timebomb, and Johnny Reb's in a singles match tonight and Oblivion joins us at the announcers table!

Bobby Cairo: I'm sure you're ready for that..

Zach Davis: I'm not looking forward to Oblivion, no, that man scares me.

Bobby Cairo: Understood, we also heard rumors of my favorite wrestler D-Day being in the house tonight! What Torture did last week was completely uncalled for, and one can only hope for retribution tonight..

Zach Davis: I'm not exactly worried about it, because I know at Timebomb, Torture will get what's comin!

Bobby Cairo: Whose ready for the first match of the evening?

Mr. FPV vs "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas

With the loud guitars of "You Know My Name" backing him up, the man known as Mr. FPV emerges to begin his fight.

Zach Davis: Tonight, we’re gonna get things underway with an explosive match, featuring one of WCF’s newest superstars.

He looks around the crowd for a few seconds, as if to scan the crowd, and then starts to walk towards the ring.

Bobby Cairo: That’s right, Zach; tonight, Hardcore Redneck John Thomas goes up against the new kid, Mr. FPV!

Just before coming close to the ring, he gets a running start and slides into the ring from under the first rope. FPV talks a quick walk around the ring, waving to any fan who he makes eye contact with, and then sits down in a lotus position, waiting for the match to begin.

Zach Davis: And a great entrance; Mr. FPV comes down to the ring in a fancy, yet subtle way. If his in-ring performance is indicated by his entrance, he’ll have one hell of a match.

Bobby Cairo: Tonights Monday Night Slam is presented by Clint's Pizzeria! If you love homemade style pizza with a bit of zing, then you'll need to call Clint's Pizzeria! They deliver.. the goods!

The Lights cut out in the arena then the opening chords of “Country Boy Can Survive” blast through the arena as a Rebel Flag lights up the Tron

The preacher man says its the end of time
and the Mississippi River she's a going dry.
The interest is up and the stock markets down
and you only get mugged if you go downtown.

I live back in the woods you see,
my woman,and the kids and the dogs and me.
I got a shotgun and a rifle and a four wheel drive
and a country boy can survive. Country folks can survive.

John Thomas walks out of the ramp wearing a pair of blue jeans, a black tank top, and his black cowboy hat pulled down around his eyes , and with a rebel flag bandana covering his face, along with Vanessa Lee by his side, and his arm around her waist.

I can plow a field all day long,
I can catch catfish from dusk til dawn.
Make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
aint to many things these boys can't do.
We grow good old tomatoes and homemade wine
and country boy can survive, country folk can survive.

Because you can't stomp us out and you can't make us run,
cause we're them ole boys raised on shotguns.
We say grace and we say mam
and if you aint into that we don't give a damn.

John and Vanessa walk halfway down the ramp and stop to share a passionate kiss.

We came from the West Virginia coal mine's
and the Rocky Mountains and the Western skies
and we can skin a buck, we can run a trout line
and a country boy can survive, country folks can survive.

John continues to walk down the ring and slides into the ring then holds down the middle rope for Vanessa to climb into the ring.

Bobby Cairo: And then we have John Thomas; the self-proclaimed ‘Hardcore Redneck’ is looking to stop the rookie in his debut.

The bell rings, and the match gets underway. DING! Thomas motions to FPV to make the first move, and FPV wastes little time, charging right at Thomas. Thomas looks to sidestep, but fails to do so, and FPV nearly spears Thomas through the canvas. FPV get back to his feet, and drags Thomas back to the middle of the ring, where he locks in a stepover toehold facelock.

Zach Davis: Mr. FPV is giving an incredible showing in his debut so far! I’m surprise Thomas isn’t done for after a spear like that!

Bobby Cairo: John Thomas is a WCF superstar the same as FPV, and the same as everyone else in the locker room, Zach. I don’t think anybody is going to give up that quickly.

Thomas pulls himself ever closer to the ropes, and gets to within a foot of gripping the bottom one within his fingertips, but FPV sees this, stand up, and drags Thomas back to the middle of the ring, before grabbing the leg to lock in the hold once more. Thomas sees this, and catches FPV in the knee with his free boot. FPV cringes, letting go of Thomas’s leg, and drops to one knee. Thomas crawls to the ropes, and pulls himself to his feet as FPV gets back to his, and the two lock horns mid-ring. Thomas gets the advantage, and irish whips FPV into the ropes. He catches FPV off the rebound, and hits him with a big spinebuster.

Zach Davis: Thomas is fighting back, and it looks like the two are pretty evenly matched. Thomas seems to be getting himself a bit ahead, though.

Bobby Cairo: Don’t count FPV out yet, Thomas; this kid looks to be having a good match.

FPV shakes off the hit, and rolls backward, away from Thomas, before getting to a standing position. Thomas catches him with a knee to the gut, and lifts him up into a powerbomb position. FPV fights back, getting his left leg off of Thomas’s shoulder. He swings the other leg off, and hits a double knee facebuster. He lifts Thomas back off the canvas, and into a piledriver position. Thomas rolls out, dropping FPV on his back. FPV rolls back to his feet. The two stare down one another mid-ring. Thomas charges straight at FPV, but FPV clotheslines him down. He picks him up off the mat, and lifts Thomas up for a vertical suplex. Thomas fights out, and hits a modified STO.

Bobby Cairo: What a shot! Thomas going for the pin, and this could do it!



FPV kicks out, and does so with authority. He gets back to his feet almost immediately, and flips Thomas onto his back with a huge vertical suplex, followed up with a big leg drop.

Zach Davis: The Duster! A picture perfect combination from FPV!

FPV grabs Thomas by the legs, and hits his patented ‘Pearly Gates’ straight into the turnbuckle, before rolling him up with a schoolboy pin.




Bobby Cairo: The newcomer, Mr. FPV with the win! What a match!!!

Zach Davis: I'm excited for Mr. FPV! Really am!

Wyatt Nolan vs Tank Reaper

Over the Edge by Jim Johnston is blasted through the arena. Wyatt Nolan comes out of the arena with a random guitar in his hand. He walks down the ramp while showing off his guitar. He goes to the back of the ring and puts his guitar on the commentator's booth. He rolls to the inside of the stage. He jumps and does a spinning high kick. He waits for his opponent.

Zach Davis: Wyatt Nolan is very serious.

Fireworks explode on the ramp, and everyone quickly turns their attention to it. Sympathy by Non Divine plays very loudly and WCF fans hate him. Tank Reaper walks slowly out on the stage putting both arms in the air ala Stone Cold Steve Austin. The crowd again boos and disgraces Tanks name in the holy worlds of hell. Tank does not care about the fans any longer. He hates them. Tank reaches the ring, where he pulls himself up onto the apron, and then steps his seven foot body over the ropes. Flashbulbs light from every which direction for the simple fact that Tank is one hell of an athlete to look at. Tank taunts one more time in the center of the ring for good measure. Fireworks explode off the ring posts and Tank's music stops.

Bobby Cairo: Tank is one big son of a - WHOA!

Wyatt hits a dropkick to the back of the leg as the bell sounds. Tank stumbles as the crowd cheers as Nolan hits another dropkick! A third one to his back sends him forward into the turnbuckles! Wyatt jumps on Tanks back with some sort of sleeper and Tank is stumbling around the ring. Tank then squashes Nolan back into the turnbuckle. Tank stumbles to the middle of the ring, takes a breath, turns around and clotheslines and squashes Wyatt in the corner! Tank picks up Wyatt and body slams him down, hits the ropes and then nails a leg drop! Tank makes a pinfall cover. It's over! One! Two!

Bobby Cairo: And Wyatt Nolan kicks out!

Zach Davis: Crowd now gettin' behind Wyatt!

They begin to clap, clap, clap, clap, clap as Tank tells them to shut up. Tank throws Wyatt into the corner where he stays put. Tank runs but Nolan escapes through hte middle ropes and Tank runs chest first into the turnbuckle and now he stays put. Wyatt rolls back into the ring when Tank is tanking off his necklace.. he's opening up his cocaine container.. Tank is going to get some extra incentive to fight here tonight! Nolan hits Tank in the back and Tank drops his necklace to theoutside of hte ring! The crowd cheers and Nolan backs up as Tank looks pissed off now! Tank runs at Nolan but Nolan ducks and Tank runs into the other corner and Nolan springboards off the ropes and moonsaults into Tank! He doesn't go down and Nolan gets back to his feet and springboards back with a crossbody! Tank doesn't go down so Nolan runs at the ropes. Springboards back and grabs Tank for a DDT.. but Tank isn't budging.. Nolan keeps trying to pull him down.. finally, he's got him! Tank goes down slowly and BAM! DDT! Nolan gets to his feet and springboards off the ropes once more and hits a moonsault and pins!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Bobby Cairo: Three!

Zach Davis: Wyatt Nolan knocks off the big man! Tank loses to Nolan on Slam!

Bobby Cairo: Look at Nolan celebrate! The fans love this guy!

Nolan runs into the crowd and celebrates with them as Tank stands up as pissed as can be! We cut to a commercial break.

Television Championship
Special Guest Ref: Jason Kash
Jamaican Joe vs Shane Borderland(c)

We come back from commercial and "I Am The Champion" by: B.O.B sounds off through the arena as Jamacian Joe emerges from the crowd, his presence is seen as he stands taller than the majority of the audience. He slaps hands with fans who are just excited to be next to a WCF Athlete. Joe steps over the guard rail like they are ropes, he grabs the top rope and pulls himself up onto the ring apron.

As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "Miracle" by Nonpoint blairs through the arena. Shane Borderland comes out behind the curtain stops wen he reaches the top of th ramp and looks throughout the crowd. He starts walking down the ramp loooking side to side at the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, goes through the middle rope and hops up n the turnbuckle and extends his arms.

Bobby Cairo: Well this match is suppose to happen but umm...Where is the Special Guest Referee?

Zach Davis: Yeah, Jason Kash to the ring! Someone find where he's smoking...

Bobby Cairo: Hey he doesn't have a match tonight so he's free to smoke....

"Music and Me" By: Nate Dogg begins to thump throughout the entire arena, smoke begins to seep out of the stage. The fans get to their feet in mixed reaction as Jason Kash comes out from the back. Wearing a white and black striped referee shirt, he stops at the middle of the stage and leans forward, touching the steel path leading to the ring. He pulls up, takes two hits off his 2 Finger "Air Joint" twice and then throws his arms up above his head in celebration. He jumps up as the green flash fireworks shoot twice, one on each side of him. He lands on his feet and punches forward aggressively. He heads down the aisle way, eyes directly on the ring. He walks to the corner of the outside of the ring and jogs to the top of the steel steps. He walks along the ring apron and bounces on the middle rope entering the ring. Both Shane Borderland and Jamacian Joe give Kash a stone cold glare, pissed that he's trying to take some spotlight in their match.

Bobby Cairo: Nice entry for the REF!! Giving love to Nate Dogg and it's about time someone gives some love for the men who make the official call..

Zach Davis: You serious? Since when is the referee come out AFTER a Champion?

Bobby Cairo: Technically Kash could become a Champion at Timebomb so maybe he's sending a message?

Zach Davis: A message that he wants to get jumped...

Bobby Cairo: Title changes hands on a DQ remember?

After the fans calm down, Kash signals for the bell and says something to both Joe and Borderland and Joe takes it offensive and goes at Kash but Borderland rolls him up from behind for a quick pin attempt. Kash drops down and slowly slaps the mat.


Borderland pops up and gives Kash a look and slaps his hands together telling Kash to count faster. Borderland lays a stiff shot at Joe before grabbing him and pulling him up to his feet. Borderland locks up with Jamacian Joe and Joe hip tosses Borderland with ease and Kash over reacts to it by jumping up acting like he was bounced from the slam. You hear a few laughs from the crowd as Kash over sells the simple hip toss. Joe looks back at Kash and Kash gets a serious look on his face and pulls on the shirt to show his position of power. Kash laughs right after releasing the shirt. Joe turns back towards Borderland and pulls him onto his feet. Joe whips Borderland into the far ropes, Kash moves out of the way but walks infront of Borderland as he comes back off the spring of the ropes. Kash quickly moves out the way of Borderland but manages to stick out a leg and Borderland trips over Kash's foot. Borderland falls forward and his forehead catches Jamacian Joe right in the nuts. Joe crunches up grabbing his junk before tilting over and falling onto his side. Borderland slaps onto his front as Kash looks around confused and surprised at the "accident".

Zach Davis: Oh Come ON!! His foot caused that and he's acting like he doesn't know what happened!!

Bobby Cairo: Whoa, I didn't see any foot being involved in that stumble forward on Borderland's part....There was a foot?

Zach Davis: Figures you'd miss it..

Kash laughs and points at Borderland as he sits on his hand and knees. Borderland's ass sticking in the air as he takes a few breaths, Kash points at his butt and readies himself to kick a field goal but Jamacian Joe gets up and steps close to Kash. Kash ducks out of the ropes and grabs his shirt again to fear off Joe about getting DQed. The fans begin to chant "LEAVE HIM ALONE" in favor of the Special Guest Referee and Kash begins fist pumping to the fans chant and that makes it louder as the place really gets behind the words and chants of the people. Borderland is up and Jamacian Joe doesn't seem to notice him approaching in a jog-like speed. Borderland spins Joe around and cracks him with these launching punches that send Joe into the corner. Kash gets in the ring and moves away from the action, he stands spread legged like a first baseman and begins to wiggle his ass from side to side as he watches the match from inside the ring. Borderland kicks Joe in the midsection before Borderland steps up over Joe on the turnbuckle pads. Now Borderland's up about to start doing the classic corner punches but Jamacian Joe walks Borderland to the middle of the ring and slams him with a single arm Spinebuster. Kash jumps again from the bounce of the ring canvas and moves out of the way. Kash drops to the mat thinking Joe is gonna make a pin attempt but Joe swipes at Kash and yells that he isn't finished. Kash rolls out of the ring and heads over to the announcer table where Bobby Cairo and Zach Davis is at. Kash picks up an extra set of headphones and puts them on, squatting next to Zach Davis.

Bobby Cairo: The Influence is with us live tonight folks! Whats up man?

Jason Kash: I'm good..

Zach Davis: You're the ref, go do your JOB!!

Bobby Cairo: Shut up Davis...

Jason Kash: Yeah! Shut up, call the match...Taking your focus off your job is lazy and unworthy of the position if you're just gonna abuse it..

Jamacian Joe has Borderland up inside the ring and Joe easily short arm clotheslines Borderland right back onto his back. Joe looks around to find that the appointed referee is standing at the Announcer's Table. He lifts his arms at Kash wanting to know what he's doing. Borderland is getting to his feet but Jamacian Joe turns around just in time to catch a lifting knee to his gut. Borderland rushes quickly and springs himself off the ropes and connects with snap neckbreaker. Borderland hooks the leg of Jamacian Joe before his eyes lock on Kash standing outside the ring with headphones on his head. Borderland slaps the mat and pushes himself up and starting saying something towards Kash as he approaches the ring ropes. Borderland grabs the ropes with one hand and points down at Kash with the other.

Zach Davis: I think you're being summoned...

Jason Kash: Well what made that obvious? I got cotton mouth like a motherfucker...Oh shit, can I say motherfucker on television? Is there a guy backstage hitting the censor button? SH*BEEP*, F*BEEP*...Anyways, I'm gonna go and do my job. Wet Willy!!

Zach Davis: OHH WHAT THE HELL!!?!

Bobby Cairo: You just got Wet Willied by Jason Kash!! That guy is great!

Zach Davis: It's thick....Disgusting!!

Bobby Cairo: He said he had cotton mouth...

After giving Zach Davis a wet willy, Kash drops the headphones on the table and heads back to the ring. He slides in and Borderland and him exchange a few words. Nothing too bad. Shane Borderland puts his attention back on Jamacian Joe and helps his opponent to his feet. Borderland lifts Joe up into a Vertical Suplex and drops him down into the mat with a heavy loaded vibration of the ring mat. Kash once again over sells the move and leaps up and lands all up into the ropes, acting like he almost went over to the outside. People laugh but he wipes his forward of the "fear" and goes back to calling the match. Borderland turns and crawls over and covers Joe. Kash drops down to the mat and once again gets into a slow count.


Kash grabs his eye, rubbing it as if something got in it while he was counting. Borderland gets up and Kash gets up, stops rubbing his eye and begins pointing at it and then he bends over and picks up a grain of dirt or pretends there is one there and shows it to Borderland. Shane Borderland slaps Kash's hand and Kash pushes Borderland back and into a rollup by Jamacian Joe and Kash drops down and slaps the mat much quicker this time than he had before.


Kash rolls out of the ring and signals that he needs something to drink, tilting his hand in the motion for drinking as he tries to look parched. He heads back over to the announcer table and grabs Zach Davis cup off the table. Kash takes a drink, fills his mouth with whatever is in the cup and then gives a thumbs up to Davis as Kash tosses him the open top cup, the soda spills all over Zach Davis and Bobby Cairo moves quickly but does so laughing his ass off. Kash with a mouth filled with soda rolls back into the ring as Jamacian Joe and Shane Borderland both get to their feet, both looking at Kash and Kash swallows a small amouth of the soda in his mouth. Joe and Borderland lock up after giving Kash that "One Last Chance" look and Joe wins the battle of strength. He pushes Borderland back, walking him into the ropes. Joe breaks the grapple and chest slaps the shit out of Borderland's chest. Kash rubs his own chest and his eyes crinkle as if he felt it too. Borderland gouges Joe's eyes but Kash has a mouthful of soda so he can't give warnings for the illegal move.

Shane Borderland quickly gives Joe a chest slap of his own. Jamacian Joe stumbles back but comes back with another slap to Borderland's chest. The two men begin to slap back and forth into eachother's chest and Kash over sells them as he stands with a still full mouth of soda. Borderland trades a slap and connects with a forearm. Borderland ducks under a clothesline and grabs around Joe's waist and lifts him into a perfect German Suplex. Kash slides down onto the mat after seeing that Borderland bridged the suplex for a pin attempt. Kash makes the count.



After kicking out, Joe pushes himself up to his feet but Borderland gets up faster and is on the attack. Kash moving to give them space is actually starting to do the job properly. Shane Borderland whips Jamacian Joe into the ropes behind him and as Joe comes back, Borderlands catches him and hits a kitchen sink knee to the stomach, flipping Jamacian Joe over head and landing on his back. Borderland is quick to get Joe back on his feet but Joe breaks the grapple and belly to belly suplexes Borderland and then jumps up in what can be called "hulking up" but this was more of a Jamacian Heat kind of hulk up. Joe begins to head over towards Borderland but from behind Kash bum kicks his back foot to the side and Joe stumble trips over his own foot. Jamacian Joe turns around in a rage and head hunts at Jason Kash. Right as Joe is about to put his hands on Kash, Kash spits out the soda right into Joe's face and begins laughing hard as hell. It's like Kash was holding in the laugh only because the soda was the joke. His eyes blood shot red, high as a kite and making jokes as a referee. The fans were loving it as the majority of them burst into laughter. Jamacian Joe shuffles back, wiping the soda out of his eyes and mouth. He is stunned, stuck in dismay as the anger builds up inside him. Jamacian Joe looks at Kash who is still laughing and Joe starts to rush Kash again but Borderland comes in, spins Joe around and nails him with what he calls GameBreaker!


Zach Davis: Kash ruined this match...I want him fined...suspended...I want justice!! I deserve respect and so does this match..

Bobby Cairo: Kash made this match great and it's not over yet, Kash has yet to pin for Borderland or Joe so who's to say he will now?

Borderland gets up, looks at Kash and drops down and hooks the leg. Kash drops to the mat and makes the count. Borderland and Kash staring at eachother with cold stares, knowing that they will meet soon enough and it's the biggest challenge either man has faced thus far in WCF. Kash slaps down with his hand as the count is made.



But Kash doesn't slap down the three and Borderland is pissed off! Shane gets to his feet and is like "come on man! What the hell?!" Kash shakes his head no. Joe rolls up Borderland and Kash counts the three!



Bobby Cairo: Shane Borderland just lost to Jamacian Joe!

Zach Davis: Alright! Joe is the new Television Champion and goes into Timebomb taking on Jason Kash!

Borderland is furious but Kash rolls out of the ring up the ramp smiling, and the crowd cheers for Joe who is celebrating on the outside of the ring.

Zach Davis: What a night! Joe is our new TV Champion... Borderland was completely screwed by Kash though!

Bobby Cairo: I'm shocked, but we gotta take a time out.. We'll be right back on WCF Monday Night Slam!

Anthony Royal vs Poseidon

“I Came to Play” by Downstrait. Description: Royal appears at the top of the entrance ramp with an arrogant smirk on his face. He raises his hands in the air then begins to slowly strut his way to the ring taking in the boos of the crowd. He hops on the ring apron and stares into the crowd for a moment before entering. He then goes to each turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air, then takes time to taunt the crowd before moving to the next. Finally, he goes to the middle of the ring and awaits his opponent.

The lights begin to flicker off as "The One You Love to Hate" By Bruce Dickinson & Rob Halford begins to play over the P.A. system as Poseidon emerges from the darkness with a snake like smile going across his face as he takes in the various rude and hateful remarks being thrown at him from the awaiting fans. After a few seconds Poseidon himself walks on down the entrance ramp and climbs into the ring as the fans continue to throw out the hateful remarks at him.

Zach Davis: This is going to be an exciting night full of top flight Matches!

Bobby Cairo: This is going to be a pretty exciting match for sure and there is the bell, let's begin!

As Cairo pointed out, the bell dings and these two circle eachother in a very classic way of starting a wrestling match. Instead of locking up both men decide to run for the far ropes at different sides of the ring. Poseidon by the ropes closet to the announcer table, Royal next to the entrance ramp. They come at eachother full speed as Royal goes for a Spear and Poseidon jumps into a Crossbody. They collide in the center of the ring, Poseidon being speared akwardly as his body is slightly turned to hit the crossbody. It's like a car wreck in the middle of the ring as Royal drives Poseidon into the mat.

Royal gets up, picks Poseidon up to his feet and the two men lock up. Poseidon gets the quick upper hand with a hammerlock that is overturned by a three-quarter facelock jawbreaker. The jawbreaker being a surprise to Poseidon, he had bent over instead of landing on his knees making him wobble backwards to the ropes only to get a clothesline over the top rope for his troubles but much to the dismay of Royal and the gasping fans he was hanged by the ropes twisting during his front flip over the ropes to follow Poseidon. Poseidon shakes the cobwebs and sees an opportunity as the referee attempts to free the neck of Anthony Royal from the ropes and takes the opportunity to add insult to injury by punching away at him only to be kicked hard back into the railing by the suffocating Royal.

Zach Davis: HE'S CHOKING!!

Bobby Cairo: You never seen someone choked by the ropes...Not that original but always a classic!

Finally being released, Royal with his hands on his knees tries to catch his breath only to lose more of it with a hard running shoulder block into the side of the ring by Poseidon. The out of breath Royal is thrown back into the ring by Poseidon who proceeds to climb the turnbuckle and wait for his opponent to stand. Anthony Royal does eventually stand up now being wobbly as he tries to catch his breath with a red line now imprinted across his neck. Poseidon flies and attempts to hurricanranna Royal but it is blocked as Royal tries to power bomb him but fails as Poseidon punches Royal multiple times in the head and pulls himself back successfully hurricanning him but lands on the back of his head again.

Regaining his focus Poseidon stands up, runs towards the ropes and comes off of them only to be caught with a devastating clothesline by Royal after quicking standing up, hold his neck and gasp for air only to scream the next minute from a hard kick to the back by Royal. Grabbing the silver hair of Poseidon, Royal pulls the bent over not looking to fresh Poseidon to the turnbuckle that he pushes him against and climbs the second rope making the crowd count as he lays down nine hard right hands and lifts up his right fisted hand that rares the crowd up before laying the teeth to Poseidon, biting him making the crowd go into a frenzy. Finally awaking from Royal's teeth attempting to puncture his skin, Poseidon panics and pushes him off, Royal bumps into the referee and the referee goes down as does Royal.

The disgusted looking Poseidon fails to see if he has been cut but still being rightfully pissed having been violated he stands on the top turnbuckle and jumps off, lifting his knees in the air and double stomping on the chest of Anthony Royal. With Poseidon noticeably hurting his ankle that he holds he looks on seeing the referees and EMT’s coming to help the hurt ref not noticing Royal, who had got up and is coming off of the ropes and kicks him in the chest so hard that he fell through the first and second ropes, landing hard on the matted floor. After awhile of resting his arms on the top rope he sees Poseidon finally start to rise to his feet cuing him to run away towards the ropes on the opposite side, come back and dive through the second and third ropes only to find himself being scraped and draped face first across the railing because of a jumping flapjack by Poseidon.

Bobby Cairo: HOLY SHIT!! That Hurt..

Zach Davis: Beautiful counter by Poseidon!!

Bobby Cairo: Anthony Royal went for the High Risk and the Risk is what he found!

Visibly hurt Royal turns from the railing that he catches onto as he feels his head while still being hunched over the railing. Slowly regaining his composure he reaches for something in the crowd as Poseidon looks to take a play out of Royal’s playbook by attempting a suicide dive of his own as Royal barely regained his balance to move as Poseidon’s face makes a thud sound landing face first into the side of the guard railing. Fresh blood dribble down his face as he now lay curled. Royal, still woozy from the connection he made with the ramp from the flapjack he falls back onto his bottom and holds his head as Poseidon holds his. After awhile of sitting outside of the ring Royal looks back up to the ring as he hears a new ref begin the ten count Royal retrieves his opponent, pull him back into the ring and going for the pin attempt.




Sitting back up on his knees he breathes in and out with a look of shock and madness in his eyes as he pulls at his hair, Royal pulls Poseidon back to his feet with a sadistic expression on his face that turns to the expression of agony as somehow the quickness in Poseidon prevailed as he went through the legs, grabbed them and put him in an Inverted Sharpshooter. A move he calls "King's Ruling". Thankfully for Royal his legs and back weren’t broken as he reaches the ropes and held on for dear life as Poseidon tries to pull him away till the referee counted to four making him relinquish the hold leaving him for the turnbuckle where he set up for the finish by crouching and waiting for the frail looking Royal to get up. Poseidon charges in a skipping motion towards Royal but in a burst of energy Royal lifts Poseidon and delivers a diverse running powerbomb that he holds for a pin attempt.




Poseidon pushes Royal off mostly using the strength in his legs. Poseidon slowly moves trying to get back to his feet, Royal doing the same but he has the ropes to use for help. Anthony Royal up on his feet soccer kicks Poseidon in the ribs, flipping him onto his back. Royal points to the top turnbuckle and climbs it as the crowd begins to give him some cheers. He points down at Poseidon and comes off the top with a Frog Splash ala RVD style as Royal bounces off Poseidon's body and rolls. Royal grabs his stomach but pushes himself to spider crawl over and hook the leg as yet another pin attempt is made.



Anthony Royal looks at the referee almost pissed that the 3 count wasn't made. Royal drives an elbow into Poseidon's face and even more blood begins to flow out of Poseidon's forehead. Royal gets to his feet and is ready for this match to be over. He wants this win badly and the people can see that as he leans his back against the ropes waiting for Poseidon to get to his feet. He stomps the mat a few times while waiting, he signals with his hand for Poseidon to get up and the crowd is beginning to get loud.

Bobby Cairo: He's going for it...He's gonna hit Royal Mutilation!!

Zach Davis: What a match!!

Poseidon slowly gets to his feet with his back to Royal and as Poseidon turns around, Royal uses the ropes to springboard him at Poseidon fast. Royal leaps up and goes to hit his finisher but Poseidon stops him and quickly nails a T-Bone Suplex out of nowhere and the crowd erupts. Both men lay sprawled out on the mat as the fans begins clapping their hands for the competition being had inside the ring. The referee begins to give them both the 10 count but it doesn't take too long before both men are moving and taking the right measures to get back to their feet. Poseidon gets to his knee first but Royal gets to his feet first and rushes Poseidon and catches him with lifting knee as Poseidon comes up to his feet and the knee catches him flush in the chin. Royal doesn't waste anytime and rushes to the ropes, springs off them and comes quickly jumping into the air and coming down directly on Poseidon's forehead with a rolling knee. Royal rolls onto his feet and taunts the crowd. His knee has blood on it from the knee to Poseidon's forehead but Royal knows the end is near and once again sets things up to hit his finishing move.

Poseidon starts to slowly get up once again but decides to dip quickly out of the ring to prevent anything from happening. He wants the time to take a few breaths and get refocused. Royal doesn't want to give him that pleasure and hits the ropes at the far side from Poseidon and comes fast towards Poseidon. Royal Baseball Slides out of the ring instead of Suicide Diving like before and he slide kicks Poseidon into the guard railing. Royal pulls on Poseidon's silver hair and lifts him up and throws him into the side of the ring. Royal slams his body with a leading knee into Poseidon's crumbled body sitting at the side of the ring. Royal picks up Poseidon and rolls him into the ring. As Royal climbs up onto the ring apron, Poseidon grabs his last wind and front flip heel kicks Royal downwards into his nose. Royal's nose squirts blood as he slips off the ring apron and crashes into the ringside floor.

Poseidon gets up fast and grabs the top ropes and looks over at Royal on the outside. Poseidon doesn't waste time and jumps up onto the rope and springboards himself into the sky and hits a Gainer or Sunset Flip as his body comes down hard onto Royal who is still laying on the outside mats. Both men lay there, both men bleeding and hurt from the back and forth battle they've had thus far. The referee begins to count them out and gets to 6 before either man moves other than breathing. Poseidon begins to get up off Royal, he rolls into the ring slowly as Royal gets up with the help of the ring apron. The referee gets to 9 as Royal pulls himself into the ring under desperation. Poseidon staggers back against the far ropes as Royal begins to get to his feet. Poseidon rushes at Royal but Royal in a sprinters stance leaps up and crushes Poseidon with a crazy accurate and hard clothesline.

Zach Davis: Wow!

Bobby Cairo: What?! Who!? Whats goin on?

Terry Roberts slides into the ring with a steel chair and lays out Royal! Poseidon gets to his feet and gets laid out! Roberts picks up Anthony and throws him to the corner where he stumbles out and Roberts levels him with a baseball bat swing chair to the head! Poseidon gets to his feet.. barely.. but gets another chair shot to the head. Roberts rolls out of the ring and grabs Zach Davis. Roberts is now yelling..


Bobby Cairo shoves Roberts off of him and Terry grabs a microphone and rolls back into the ring. Officials are carrying Poseidon and Royal to the back.. they're obviously hurt.


Zach Davis: This is interesting.. we've got to go to a commercial break!


Adam Young vs Terry Roberts


Roberts is now sitting in his chair in the middle of the ring. Dented from the hits it took to Royal and Poseidon. Roberts is now impatient as ever.


The crowd boo's heavily then switches to cheers when Adam Young's music hits. The lights dim down as "Anarchy" by KMFDM starts playing and smoke fills the entrance. Out walks Adam Young and VKM. Adam throws his arms out and VKM moves in front of him. They walk down to the ring and Adam steps foot inside.

Zach Davis: Looks like Young and Roberts starts now!

Roberts goes right after Young, with lefts and rights, and after several of each have landed, Young blocks one, and punches back. The two trade punches once, twice, three times before Roberts gets the upper hand and knocks Young to the canvas with a European uppercut.

Bobby Cairo: Both of these guys seem to be at the same level so far, but Roberts is quickly gaining the upper hand.

Zach Davis: I don’t know, Bobby; I think Young may come back and win this.

Roberts lifts Young back up, and whips him into the ropes. Young ducks a clothesline and bounces off the opposite ropes, before being clobbered by a Terry Roberts spinebuster. Roberts steps between the ropes and out to the apron, and waits for Young to get to his feet, before going springboard and hitting the fractured mirror, a type of facebuster.

Bobby Cairo: Comeback? I don’t think so. Roberts is dominating this match, Zach.

Zach Davis: Young is resilient, Bobby. He couldn’t be a WCF wrestler without resilience.

Roberts maneuvers over to the corner, and looks for something springboard from the second rope. Young rolls out of the way, and Roberts hits back first into the canvas, completely missing on the springboard senton.

Zach Davis: See what I mean? Big miss from Roberts.

Young gets to his feet first, and drags Roberts by the leg to mid-ring, before rolling him over on his stomach. Young traps the leg, and locks in a stepover toehold facelock, and Roberts’s face contorts in pain.

Ref: Roberts, you done? You wanna give up, Roberts? Gimme an answer, or I gotta stop the match!

Terry Roberts: No, shut up ref, I’m Terry Roberts! I don’t quit!

Roberts pulls himself over toward the ropes, and gets to within a hand’s length of gripping the bottom one.

Zach Davis: Could this be it? Is Roberts gonna submit?

Bobby Cairo: Zach; think about it, he’s the Devil’s Son, Terry Roberts. He’s not gonna give up.

Young lets go of the hold, and drags Roberts back to the middle of the ring. He tries to reapply the hold, but Roberts rolls over on his back, and kicks Young’s knee out from under him. Young falls down to one knee, and Roberts gets to his feet using the ropes.

Zach Davis: Well now you see my point; Young is softening him up.

Bobby Cairo: Oh, sure, Zach, and Young’s still plenty hard?

Zach Davis: That’s what she said!

Bobby Cairo: Not funny, Zach. You know what I mean. I’m saying Young isn’t at a hundred percent either. In case you weren’t watching, Roberts hit a spinebuster, a facebuster, and a hell of a lot of punches earlier.

Roberts and Young lock up in the middle of the ring, and Roberts takes the upper hand. He scoop slams Young to the mat, and goes to the turnbuckle, where he springboards from the second rope. Young tries to move, but fails to do so, and gets hit with a senton in the gut. Roberts climbs the top rope, and waits for Young to get to his feet. Young does after a few moments, and Roberts leaps, doing a backflip. He catches Young by the neck, and plants him with a shooting star DDT. Roberts grabs Young by the leg, and tries to lock in a sharpshooter, but Young blocks with his other leg, and shoves Roberts off of him.

Zach Davis: Yeah, Adam; fight back! Lets go!

Bobby Cairo: Uhh, Zach? Aren’t you supposed to be impartial?

Zach Davis: Shut up, Cairo.

Young springs to his feet, and the two stare one another down in the middle of the ring before Roberts just levels Adam Young with a clothesline from hell. Roberts lifts up Young and nails the Freefall Powerbomb! Roberts pins with a cocky attitude.

One! Two! Three!

Zach Davis: Wow! Impressive victory for Roberts!

Roberts grabs a microphone.

Terry Roberts: Come on Markman! Look what I've done to the WCF Roster-


Zach Davis: Oh hey! We finally get Markman!

Mark Markman: Calm down Terry. I was eating some chips, however I've noticed you want this or want that, blah blah. Look. My point is simple. I'm not going to reward you with bad behavior. If you want gold in WCF you need to earn it, and I'll give you a chance.. IF.. at Timebomb you can win a match! That's right.. at Timebomb you'll be in a three way match with Adam Young and Kevin Wish.. in a SUBMISSION MATCH! Good luck, dude!

Bobby Cairo: Whoa! Say bye to Markman, but say hello to a Submission Match next week with Roberts, Young and Wish!

Zach Davis: What's Roberts doing!?

Terry Roberts grabs Young and hits a DDT! Roberts slaps Young with a gogoplata submission!




We cut to a commercial break.


The lights go out and then a HUGE explosion of fireworks for a split second explode off the top of the ramp. The stage then turns to gold and the jumbotron lights up.

The jumbotron shuts off, and then the arena goes back to dark. Everything comes back on as if nothing happened.. we cut to the announcers with confused faces.


WCF Monday Night Slam cuts to a commercial.

Ana Valentine/Buzzsaw Bundy vs El Matador/Doc Henry

Bobby Cairo: This next match is personal, Zach. There's lots of animosity between these superstars. Lots!

Zach Davis: You're not kidding, Bobbola. Ana Valentine and Doc Henry have been feuding over the United States Championship for weeks but their rivalry was ratcheted up a few notches last week on Slam when Ana distracted Doc during the #1 contender's match, costing him a shot at Johnny Reb and the WCF World Championship! Tonight they clash once again and they'll be joined by tag team partners!

Bobby Cairo: Ana certainly did stir the pot last week, Zach. She can handle herself, we all know that. After all she's the United States Champion. But Doc... Doc is a different kind of cat. There are no limits to what he will do to get what he wants. He's cold, calculating and without conscience. He's a textbook sociopath!

Zach Davis: Thank you for the analysis, Doctor Cairo.

Bobby Cairo: No, it's Bobby Cairo. Henry is the Doc around here.

Bobby winks into the camera while Zach rolls his eyes.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... from Mexico City... EL MATADOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!

"Come What May" by Stone Sour begins to play over the PA system and El Matador comes out full of energy. His arms everywhere trying to work the crowd as he makes his way down to ringside. Leaping up onto the ring apron with one knee, Matador grabs the ring rope and pulls himself up and ducks into the ropes getting in the ring, ready for the match.

Zach Davis: El Matador looked good last week in the triple threat bout for the United States Championship. He came within an eyelash of winning on a couple of occasions!

Bobby Cairo: He sure did and El Matador had some unkind words for his opponents after that match. He accused Ana and Buzzsaw of colluding to keep the title around her waist and more importantly away from him. Is he right? The conspiracy theorist in me says absolutely! They did the same thing to me when I was running for president... and governor.

Zach Davis: Ana and Buzzsaw?

Bobby Cairo: Don't be silly, Zach. I'm talking about the Illuminati.

El Matador grabs a microphone from a ringside attendant.

El Matador: Hey! Listen up! I got something to say here!

The Baton Rouge crowd boos El Matador.

Bobby Cairo: Everybody shut up! El Matador is talking!

El Matador: I was screwed out of the United States Championship on Slam last week! Screwed I tell you!

More booing from the crowd and some hissing for good measure.

El Matador: Shut up, you inbred rednecks! I want a rematch for the United States Championship at Timebomb! And when I beat that puta Ana Valentine and take the United States Championship from her I'm going to rename it El Campeonato Mexicano: The Mexican Championship!

The crowd at the River City Arena spews their hate and vitriol towards the suddenly-turned-heel luchadore. A bottle of Bud Light narrowly misses hitting El Matador's masked cranium.

El Matador: Oh you don't like that? Well peep this: When I win the belt you're all going to be speaking Spanish! Bésame el culo! That means kiss my ass! As for you, Valentine and Bundy: Una vez que usted me hace frente, usted conseguirá matado!

And with that El Matador flips the mic back to the ring attendant in a huff.

Zach Davis: What did he just say? Can we get a translation?

Bobby Cairo: Once you face me, you get killed!

Zach Davis: Are you threatening me, Bobby? I don't have to take this kind of abuse!

Bobby Cairo: No! That's what El Matador said, you idiot!

Zach Davis: I didn't know that you speak Spanish?

Bobby Cairo: There's a lot that you don't know about me, Zach. A lot.

Kyle Steel: Introducing his partner... from Griffin, Georgia... he is the Confederate Champion... DOOOOCC HEEEEEENRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the drums hit the house lights fade, and red and blue lights strobe. At "Please allow me to introduce myself", Doc and Mary walk out onto the stage, and look back and forth over the audience. As Doc raises the Confederate Championship, the crowd erupts into cheers.  The two make their way to the ring, where Doc rolls in. Standing, he grins proudly as he holds the belt up again drawing more cheers, and a few boos.  Mary hands him a microphone, and he raises it to his lips.

Doc Henry: Hello Baton Rouge!!! It is so good to be back in the South, where respect and courtesy are in abundance. Unlike with the United States Champion.

With the mention of the current champ, the crowd pops with a mixture of boos, and mostly cheers.

Doc Henry: Oh, I agree, that little tramp has not lived up to what she claims a proper champion is...  No, like any other hypocrit, she came out and interfered in my match last week.  I had Jay Williams, Jay Price, and Oblivion laid out in this very ring.  I was just moments away from victory, and going on to Timebomb to take the World Title from Johnny Reb. Then this little bitch decided to blast her fucking excuse for music, and prance that little ass on stage.  Now I don't care who you are, and what anyone else says, that is blatant interference and unforgivable.  I was just going to let her be and move on to bigger things, but I vowed to win a title at Timebomb. I had in mind the World Heavyweight Championship, but that ain't gonna happen now is it.

The crowd erupts in boos, and chants of 'you got screwed'.

Doc Henry: Your right Louisiana, I WAS screwed.  Now since I had vowed to win a title at Timebomb, I fully plan on following through, which is why I am cashing in my rematch clause.  That's right boys and girls, I will be walking out of Dallas Texas once again THE American Champion, with the US Title, and MY Confederate title on my waist!

Zach Davis: Wow! He wants to use his rematch clause! By the way, Doc is getting a lot of cheers.. I haven't heard him cheered in forever!

Bobby Cairo: Regardless of what you personally think of Doc Henry, Zach, he is the Confederate Champion and unlike you he was born on the correct side of the Mason-Dixon Line. People around here respect that.

Zach Davis: You're from Connecticut!

Bobby Cairo: So what? I'm cheered in the South.

Zach Davis: Yeah, anyway... I'm sure that Doc is looking to exact a measure of revenge upon Ana in this match and stake his claim for a rematch against the United States Champion at Timebomb.

Bobby Cairo: Doc should get a rematch, he deserves a rematch and you're right he's going to do everything in his power to prove that point in this match. Of course this is a tag team contest, and I don't know how these teams are going to function together, but as the old saying goes "the enemy of my enemy is my friend."

Kyle Steel: Introducing their opponents... first... from Anchorage, Alaska... BUZZSAAAAAW BUNDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

The sound of a chainsaw being pull started reverberates through the arena, as The Lumberjack starts.

Zach Davis: Oh yeah! Play that chainsaw, baby! Get into it!

Bobby Cairo: You are... so white, Zachary.

With the start of the lyrics Buzzsaw walks out, pausing on the stage to raise a fist. As the crowd pops, he makes his way to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans. Grabbing the top rope, he steps onto the apron, and over the top rope into the ring. As he prepares for his match, he removes his flannel shirt, revealing his muscled body.

Bobby Cairo: I must admit, the man is built like a brick shithouse.

Zach Davis: Don't you start with that again, Bobby!

Bobby Cairo: Hey, I'm not the only one who thinks so. We all know about the burgeoning, shall we say, "friendship" between Buzzsaw and Ana.

Zach Davis: That's all speculation and hearsay at this point!

Bobby Cairo: Yeah... you keep telling yourself that, champ.

Kyle Steel: Introducing his partner... from Las Vegas... she is the reigning WCF United States Champion... ANAAAAAAAAA VAAAAAALENTIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls hits the PA and the crowd erupts. Ana walks down the ramp to pink pyro’s shooting off behind her. She pauses at the steps to the ring to blow kisses to the crowd. She then steps into the ring bending low to slip between the middle and bottom rope.

Zach Davis: We might be in Doc Henry's stomping grounds but this crowd loves the United States Champion!

Bobby Cairo: Obviously the male libido supersedes Southern pride.

Referee Skip Bennett checks each competitor for weapons before the match, paying special attention to the champ, before issuing his final instructions. Then he orders each team to their corner and calls for the bell.


Doc starts the match for his team and Buzzsaw starts for his. Doc plays to the crowd a bit before engaging his opponent, drawing a pop.

Zach Davis: I still can't believe that this crowd is cheering Doc Henry... THE Doc Henry!

Bobby Cairo: You also can't believe that women aren't impressed by your collection of Star Wars memorabilia. Some things are just beyond your grasp.

Doc feints for a collar-and-elbow lock-up and kicks Buzzsaw in the midsection. The Alaskan strongman lets out a grunt but he appears pissed off more than injured. Bundy takes a swing at Henry, who ducks and kicks Bundy in the back of his knee. That does hurt Buzzsaw. Henry shoots off the ropes and hits a chop block from behind, dropping Buzzsaw to the mat in a heap.

Bobby Cairo: Smart strategy here by Doc. Not only is he taking the big man off of his feet and neutralizing his size and power advantage, but he's also isolating Buzzsaw from being able to tag Ana into the match. Doc might be a Southern Rogue but he has the intellect of a Yank!

Doc drops a pair of stiff elbows to his fallen foe and makes the cover.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Buzzsaw kicks out with authority. Doc immediately goes back to work on Bundy's knee. He grips Bundy's leg under his arm and then wrenches back in a modified half Boston Crab, causing Bundy to yell out in pain.

Zach Davis: Doc is being very aggressive here, Bobby, really taking it to Buzzsaw and wearing him down, like you said. To be honest I'm surprised that he's having this kind of success against a much larger man.

Bobby Cairo: It's not the size of a fighter that's important, Zach, it's the ferocity.

Zach Davis: Are you saying that size doesn't matter?

Bobby Cairo: Don't get your hopes up, Zach. In your case size is only one of your many shortcomings.

Doc cranks back on Buzzsaw's knee and really lets the pressure build. After several tense and painful moments Buzzsaw is able to get to the ropes. The referee orders Doc to break the hold, which Doc does before stomping Bundy's knee a couple of times for good measure.

Zach Davis: What's Doc doing now... it looks like he's going high-risk!

Bobby Cairo: Not a bad idea with his opponent grounded.

Doc soaks in the cheers from the Baton Rouge crowd as he perches himself on the top rope. After a few moments he launches himself and hits a picture perfect Frog Splash on Buzzsaw. Doc hooks the leg.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Buzzsaw kicks out.

Zach Davis: Buzzsaw still has some fight left in him!

Bobby Cairo: Buzzsaw can never be counted out. He's a survivor of the Palin administration up there in Alaska.

Doc shoots a glare toward Ana as he grabs Buzzsaw by the leg and drags him over to the corner where El Matador is standing. Doc tags El Matador who bounds to the top rope in one swift motion. The boos from the crowd are nearly deafening as El Matador takes flight and hits a moonsault on Buzzsaw. El Matador hooks the leg.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Buzzsaw kicks out again! My goodness, can you ever remember hearing one member of a tag team booed so loudly after the other was cheered so loudly?

Bobby Cairo: I'm sorry, Zach? What did you say? I can't hear.

Buzzsaw tries to get to his feet but El Matador is all over him, swarming him with punches. Buzzsaw uses his brute force to shove El Matador away, giving himself time to stand up. Undiscouraged, El Matador charges forward and connects with a stiff Enzuigiri to the back of Bundy's head that drops him to the mat.

Zach Davis: Good god the sound of that Enzuigiri reverberated through the River City Arena!

Bobby Cairo: And it silenced these idiots in the crowd. How dare they drown me out when I'm trying to call a match?!

El Matador makes a cover on Buzzsaw.

Zach Davis: Those are paying customers that you're insulting, Bobby!

Skip Bennett: ONE...

Bobby Cairo: Nevertheless they have displeased me.

Skip Bennett: TWO...

Zach Davis: CanElMatadorgetthewin?!


Zach Davis: NOBuzzsawkicksoutagain!

Bobby Cairo: Breathe, Zach, breathe... it's good for you.

El Matador pounds the mat with his hand while complaining about the cadence of the referee's count.

El Matador: And furthermore you look like an idiot in that striped shirt! Oh wait... it's not the shirt!

Skip Bennett: El Matador, if you insult me one more time I will disqualify you!

El Matador: No way! You can't do that!

Skip Bennett: Oh yes I can!

Bobby Cairo: I don't think El Matador should be wasting his time arguing with the referee. He has Buzzsaw in trouble here, he should keep up the pressure and try to finish him.

Ana is screaming encouragement to her partner, as are many of the fans in the arena who hate El Matador's Mexican guts. When El Matador does finally stop arguing with the ref and turns around to face his opponent he's greeted with a giant hand wrapped around his neck. Buzzsaw picks El Matador up high into the air and slams him down with a vicious chokeslam.

Bobby Cairo: Holy Roman Empire, Buzzsaw damn near slammed El Matador through the mat!

Zach Davis: The building shook, Bobby! I felt it shake! I don't know if it was from the impact of the chokeslam or the roar of this capacity crowd!

Buzzsaw and El Matador are both sprawled on the canvas. Doc looks on with concern from his corner and Ana is bouncing up and down in hers.

Bobby Cairo: Go, Ana! Keep bouncing!

Buzzsaw and El Matador both make the long, slow crawl to the corner in search of a tag.

Zach Davis: What the cluck? Buzzsaw and El Matador are both crawling toward Ana! El Matador is El Pollo Loco!

Bobby Cairo: You do realize that you just referenced a fast food chain?

Zach Davis: Uh, yeah... of course.

Zach clears his throat sheepishly.

Bobby Cairo: I think El Matador's equilibrium was affected when his head hit the mat on that chokeslam from Buzzsaw. Hell, he might even have a concussion.

Doc is screaming for his partner to turn around but it's to no avail. El Matador and Buzzsaw reach the same corner at the same time and both men tag Ana into the match. Ana leaps over the top rope and immediately pulls El Matador to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Ana monkey flips El Matador into the clutches of Buzzsaw, who lifts El Matador high into the air and hits a massive powerbomb. Buzzsaw climbs out to the apron while Ana makes the cover on El Matador and shoots a glare at Doc, who looks on helplessly from his corner.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Ana just pulled up El Matador's shoulder! What is she doing?!

Bobby Cairo: I think I know, Zach... she wants a piece of Doc Henry!

Ana pulls El Matador to his feet and walks him over to Doc's corner. Doc has an incredulous look on his face as Ana holds El Matador's hand out for him to tag.

Doc Henry: You don't want none of Doc, honey! Trust me!

Unflinching, Ana holds El Matador's hand out for the tag to Doc.

Doc Henry: Alright, you just made the biggest mistake of your life!

Doc slaps El Matador's hand and the referee indicates that the tag is official.

Zach Davis: I have never seen anything like this in my ten-plus years of calling matches for WCF!

Ana taunts Doc and practically begs for him to get into the ring.

Ana Valentine: What's the matter, Doc? Are you scared of a girl?

Doc grits his teeth and climbs through the ropes. Ana immediately swarms Doc with a barrage of elbow and knee strikes and lays him out with a Diamond Cutter.

Zach Davis: Diamond Cutter from out of nowhere by Ana Valentine! She makes the cover on Doc!

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Doc kicks out with authority and then rubs his head. He has a "WTF just happened" look on his face. Ana gives him little time to recover. She nails Doc with a dropkick and then locks him in an ankle lock.

Zach Davis: Ankle lock! Ana has it locked in! Will Doc tap?

The crowd reaction is divided as the popular United States Champion is perhaps moments away from defeating her arch nemesis, who happens to be a regional hero.

Bobby Cairo: Oh, nice move by Doc! He just rolled forward and grabbed onto the ropes! Ana has to let go of the ankle lock!

Zach Davis: She's going up top though. What does she have in mind?

Ana flies off the top rope and hits Doc with a flying clothesline. She hooks the leg and makes a cover.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Doc kicks out. Ana pulls Doc to his feet. Doc shrugs Ana off and then drills her in the midsection with a kick. Doc sticks Ana's head between his legs and plays to the crowd, which is now mostly behind him.

Bobby Cairo: Oh yes! It's time for the good stuff! Take care of your business, Doc! Frankly I'm a little surprised that his wife Mary is just looking on and letting this happen, but I guess she's kinda freaky!

Zach Davis: Doc is setting Ana up for the Pedigree, you fool.

Bobby Cairo: Oh.... ohhhhhhhh. Right. Sorry.

Doc nails the Pedigree, takes a moment to gather his wits, and then hooks Ana's leg.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Foot on the rope! Foot on the rope! Ana got her foot on the rope!

Bobby Cairo: That was close but Ana possesses a keen awareness of her ring position at all times. That's something that all true champions possess, Zach.

Zach Davis: Still, Ana is in trouble and Doc is grinning which means that she's REALLY in trouble.

Doc reels back with his fist... and punches Ana in the buttocks, repeatedly and without mercy.

Bobby Cairo: Doc Henry is pounding Ana Valentine's ass! This is brilliant strategy! I love it!

Zach Davis: What exactly is the strategy, other than humiliating the champion?

Bobby Cairo: That's just it, Zach. It's psychological gamesmanship. Doc is debasing Ana and establishing his superiority. She's like a helpless little girl in his considerably manly clutches. Plus he's playing with her ass and that's just a whole lot of fun.

Zach Davis: You're getting off on this, aren't you?

Bobby Cairo: Aren't you?

Doc finally ceases his assault on Ana's posterior and sets her up for the Gambler's Hand, his version of the Rock Bottom.

Bobby Cairo: Uh-oh! Playtime's over!

Doc is grinning from ear-to-ear. He tries to lift Ana up for the Gambler's Hand but she blocks it and counters with a pair of knees to Doc's midsection, then she takes him down in a small package.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Doc kicked out but that was close! Ana almost beat him again!

Bobby Cairo: It was a little too much showboating by the Confederate Champion. I can't blame him though, his hormones must be giving him hell being in there with Ana.

Doc has a stunned look on his face as he gets to his feet. Ana gets to her feet as well. Ana dropkicks Doc, who staggers back to the ropes and then forward toward Ana. Ana dropkicks Doc again, knocking him to the mat this time. She makes the cover.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Bobby Cairo: Close but no cigar. I think it's going to take more than a pair of dropkicks to defeat a grappler of Doc Henry's considerable ability.

Zach Davis: As if from your lips to Ana's ears, it looks like she's going in for the kill!

Ana hits Doc with Cupid's Arrow, her patented German suplex.

Zach Davis: Will that be enough to finish Doc?!

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: El Matador broke up the pin!

Bobby Cairo: And now Buzzsaw is in the ring! He's going after El Matador! We have four-way chaos on Slam!

Ana gives chase to El Matador herself as the referee tries to restore order to the match. Doc staggers to his feet and rolls up Ana from behind while Buzzsaw and El Matador are busy brawling in the corner. The ref notices the pin and makes the count.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Ana rolls through, using Doc's own momentum against him.

Skip Bennett: ONE...

El Matador tries to make the save...


...But Buzzsaw holds him back.



Zach Davis: Ana Valentine just beat Doc Henry... again!

Bobby Cairo: Boy, she's really got his number, Zach.


Ana jumps to her feet with a big smile on her face as "Don't Cha" hits the PA. El Matador slumps down in the corner and Doc slams the mat with his fists in frustration. Ana kisses Buzzsaw on the cheek and thanks him for his help.

Zach: Ana gets the upper hand against Doc once again and I have to wonder how this is going to effect Doc mentally? He can't seem to beat Ana!

Bobby Cairo: Ana Valentine is a dream woman for most men, but for Doc Henry she's proving to be an absolute nightmare.

The referee hands Ana her United States Championship belt. Ana holds the belt up high for everyone to see and then taunts Doc with it, telling him that he will never take it from her. Doc grows angrier and angrier as Mary tries to calm him down.

Zach Davis: Just got word, Bobby, it's official Doc Henry vs Ana Valentine at Timebomb next week for the United States Championship!

Bobby Cairo: Oh wow! Timebomb is shaping up NICE!

Greenfever vs The Devils Keeper

Zach Davis: Our next match-up will be Greenfever going up against the newcomer The Devil's Keeper.

Bobby Cairo: I tell you this now, this next match will get out of hand quickly. Stanley Moser will have his work cut out for him.

Zach Davis: Yeah, duh! One psycho against another psycho. This match has "scientific classic" written all over it!

Bobby Cairo: Zach Davis, Mr. Sarcasm.

Zach Davis: Who was being sarcastic? I WAS being honest.

The lights drop as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run rabbit run. RUN... RABBIT.... RU-U-UNN-N!" The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness.

Bobby Cairo: Alright!! It's Greenfever!!

Zach Davis: First, I'm gonna have to deal with this crack pot, then during the main event, we'll have to endure the bizarreness and creepiness of Oblivion.

Bobby Cairo: Great, The Shadow Conspiracy twice in the same night!!

Zach Davis: Not me!! They both give me nightmares!!

Bobby Cairo: You're... such a tool!!

Zach Davis: Even worse than that, not only is that mega-creepazoid is wrestling, he has to face-off against... get this...The Devil's Keeper. Did you look at him?! He is absolutely freaky!!

Bobby Cairo just looks at Zach and shakes his head.

Bobby Cairo: TOO-OO-OO-OOL-LL-L!!!

Greenfever's face and hands are smeared with blood.

Kyle Steel: On his way to the ring... from Pinebluff, Arkansas.... weighing in at 190 pounds...... The WCF Hardcore Champion....GREE-EE-EE-ENFE-E-EVER-ER-ER-R-R!!

Bobby Cairo: There he is, the hardcore champion! Greenfever!! You're favorite buddy, right there, Zach!!

Zach Davis: Shut up, no he's not!! He's creepy!! He's the reason I have sleeping problems!!

Bobby Cairo: I bet now, with Oblivion and Greenfever are together as The Shadow Conspiracy, you're having bundles of fun!!

Zach Davis: Yes, tons of fun.

The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring. Zach throws anything he can get his hands on and throws it in the direction of Greenfever!!

Bobby Cairo: ZACH!!!

Zach Davis: Well, everyone else was doing it!

Bobby Cairo: Well, if EVERYONE ELSE was jumping off a bridge... oh, nevermind! Here comes Greenfever's opponent!

‘Dance With the Devil’ by Breaking Benjamin roars through the speakers as The Devil’s Keeper steps out onto the stage.

Kyle Steel: His challenger.... residing from Hell, weighing in at 243 pounds... THE DE-E-EV-I-I-IL'S KEE-EE-EEPER-ER-ER!!

The Devil's Keeper slowly walks to the ring, and once he reaches the ring, he climbs the steps one by one. The Devil's Keeper climbs between the ropes and climbs up the turnbuckle, in the corner. The Devil's Keeper raises his fist high in the air, before removing his spiked jacket.

Bobby Cairo: Now, this match is gonna have some spice to it!! What do you think there, Zach Davis?!

Zach Davis: I... I.... This is gonna suck big time!! These two creatures absolutely makes my skin crawl!! I hope they rip each other's throat out!!

Bobby Cairo: What about neutral objectivity?!

Zach Davis: Screw that noise!! I hope they both get their throats ripped open and they flop around twitch like, some cheap crack hooker, in some alley way!!!

Bobby Cairo: Whoa, dude!!

Bobby Cairo pulls away Zach Davis' coffee cup.

Bobby Cairo: Enough coffee for you, Zach!!


Bobby Cairo: Let this very strange match-up begin!

Both Greenfever and The Devil's Keeper run at each other, screaming...


Zach Davis: A double clothesline, dropping both men.

Both, Devil's Keeper and Greenfever both stand up, quickly!!

Bobby Cairo: Greenfever and Devil's Keeper hook up with a collar and elboe tie-up.

But, Greenfever has his opponent's arms trapped....


Zach Davis: With Greenfever trapping Keeper's arms, Greenfever lands multiple headbutts!


Bobby Cairo: The hardcore champion hits his opponent with a quick left jab, to the nose....


Bobby Cairo: Then a quick right elbow to the side of the head of The Devil's Keeper.


Zach Davis: A quick left back-fist to the mid-section of his opponent, as Devil's Keeper is buckled over a stiff elbow to the back of the neck of his opponent!

Devil's Keeper drops to the mat and Greenfever begins to choke his opponent.

Bobby Cairo: Listen to Greenfever squeal as he is choking The Devil'sKeeper!

Zach Davis: WCF Senior referee Stanley Moser is quick to intervene!

Stanley Moser: Alright there, Greenfever!! Let go! One!! TWO!!

Greenfever let's go of the choke, just as he looks at the referee. Greenfever slightly tilts his head as he stares at Stanley Moser. Then the look turns into a sneer, as the referee yells a loud no, Greenfever turns towards his opponent and proceeds to continue choking him. The referee admonishes Greenfever...

Stanley Moser: That's it! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR... FI...

Greenfever let's go, with a snicker and a sneer.

Bobby Cairo: Greenfever has that look in his eyes.

Zach Davis: Oh no. Really? Holy mackerel!! Will that be necessary?

Greenfever stands up and grabs The Devil's Keeper. Greenfever grabs his opponent and....

Bobby Cairo: Oh my...

Zach Davis: HOLY SH*T is more like it!!

Greenfever bites down on Devil's Keeper's forehead and takes out a small chunk. He spits it out and proceeds to pound down on the wound...

Bobby Cairo: Devil's Keeper is now bleeding.

Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen.... that was YOUR understatement of the night!! Of course, Devil's Keeper is bleeding. You face off against Greenfever, you WILL bleed. I warn you, Bobby Cairo, I WARN everyone!! How much blood is too much blood?

Bobby Cairo: What?

Zach Davis: The Shadow Conspiracy, individually, they have made many bleed. They a niche for bloodshed!!

Greenfever picks up his apponent....


Bobby Cairo: That was a side kick to round-house kick to spin-Kick Combo!!

Zach Davis: Devil's Keeper falls hard to the mat.

Bobby Cairo: Greenfever walks over to 'Keeper.


Zach Davis: A quick forearm/elbow to mid-section of Greenfever.


Bobby Cairo: Devil's Keeper shows a little offense, with a ddt on Greenfever.

Zach Davis: The crowd calmed down.

Devil's Keeper hits Greenfever with a quick boot to the gut and...


Bobby Cairo: Twist of Fate!!

Zach Davis: Right now, with a few shots and Devil's Keeper has Greenfever motionless, on the mat.

'Keeper stomps on the back of the head of Greenfever.

Bobby Cairo: Four massive stomps on the head of the WCF Hardcore Champion.

Devil's Keeper drags Greenfever over to a corner and grabs on both sides of the turnbuckle. He proceeds to stomp down on Greenfever.

Zach Davis: ...THREE.... FOUR.... FIVE!! Five stomps on the chest of his opponent!!

Greenfever clutches onto his own chest and coughs continuously. Devil's Keeper picks up Greenfever, but the blood, that is pouring from a head wound, drips into his own mouth. 'Keeper has to continuously spit out the blood.

Bobby Cairo: Devil's Keeper has picked up Greenfever for what appears to be a chokeslam.

As The Devil's Keeper has Greenfever in a chokeslam position, the Hardcore Champion...

The Devil's Keeper: AH-H-H-H-H!! My eyes!!

Bobby Cairo: Greenfever is digging his nasty fingernails into the eyes of The Devil's Keeper.

The 'Keeper drops Greenfever. The champion rushes over to his opponent...


Zach Davis: A gut-wrench spinning crucifix sitdown powerbomb!!

Bobby Cairo: Absolutely beautiful!! Greenfever walks over and...

The crowd: Ou-u-u!! BOO-OO-OO!!

Zach Davis: Thumb in the eye...


Bobby Cairo: Holy cow!!

Bobby Cairo/Zach Davis: CHOKESLAM!!!

The Devil's Keeper goes for the cover...

Zach Davis: Stanley Moser slides into position for the count.

The crowd: ONE!

The crowd: TWO!!

The crowd: THREE-NO-O-O-O-O!!!

Bobby Cairo: Greenfever kicked out!!

'Keeper picks up Greenfever....

Zach Davis: The Devil's Keeper has Greenfever already for the Tombstone Piledriver....

The crowd: RE...JECTED!!!

Bobby Cairo: Back body drop!!

Devil's Keeper hits the mat hard, as shown in evidence of 'Keeper arching his back up, complaining about the sting!!

Zach Davis: Greenfever quickly bolts off the ropes and....


The crowd: Ou-u-u!!

Bobby Cairo: A big boot to the face, of Devil's Keeper!!

Greenfever runs to a neutral corner.

Zach Davis: Look at him!

Bobby Cairo: Who?!

Zach Davis: Greenfever!

Bobby Cairo: What about him?!

Zach Davis: He's frothing at the mouth and twitching.

Greenfever has his arms back, grabbing a hold of the ringropes. Devil's Keeper stands up.

Bobby Cairo: And Greenfever bolts out of the corner...

Zach Davis: Dragon Sleeper!!


Bobby Cairo: No!! Greenfever let's go of the dragon sleeper and has Devil's Keeper in a surfboard.

The crowd roars out as Greenfever has The 'Keeper in the surfboard, but puts him back into the dragon sleeper.

Bobby Cairo: The Lament Configuration!!

The Devil's Keeper is flailing his arms around, as the referee ask him if he wants to submit...

Stanley Moser: how 'bout it Keeper?

The Devil's Keeper: NO-O-O!!

Zach Davis: I'm starting to have deja vu!! I swear I've seen this before!

Greenfever continues to clamp down harder with the dragon sleeper, but decides to drop The Devil's Keeper to the mat.

Bobby Cairo: What's Greenfever doing?! The Devil's Keeper was about to submit.

Greenfever grabs the referee and begins pulling him backwards. Moser's back is to the center of the ring. The crowd roars out...

Zach Davis: Here comes Oblivion!!

But, Stanley Moser catches Oblivion.

Bobby Cairo: Busted!!

Zach Davis: But, that was just a diversion!!

As Oblivion acts as if he wants to get in the ring, constantly tangling up with the referee.

Bobby Cairo: Greenfever pulls out... A TAPED SCREWDRIVER!!

Zach Davis: The referee is being bothered by Oblivion!!


Greenfever puts the screwdriver back into his blood, torn and filthy shorts.

Bobby Cairo: The Devil's Keeper is choking on his own blood, as he head is gushing out blood!!

Greenfever grabs for The Devil's Keeper...

Zach Davis: Thumb to the eye!!


Bobby Cairo: DDT!!!

The Devils Keeper is laid out! Greenfever pins and the ref counts the one. The two. The three.

Zach Davis: Well Devils Keeper tried, but in the end was forced to call it a match.

Bobby Cairo: Greenfever and Oblivion.. wow.. What an impressive duo.

Zach Davis: Could be looking at a World Champion and Hardcore Champion right there. Ugh.. the thought of it just makes me sick.

Roy Speede vs Troy Malenko

Bobby is sniffing.

Bobby Cairo: It smells like green apple shampoo around here.

Zach takes a sniff.

Zach Davis: I think... that's you?

Bobby Cairo: Oh right. That makes sense.

Zach Davis: Yeah, anyway... we have a big match coming up right now, Bobbo. Roy Speede is set to lock horns with Troy Malenko in a preview of their Tag Team Title match that will take place next week at Timebomb!

Bobby Cairo: Troy is one half of The Dark Side. They are the reigning WCF Tag Team Champions. Roy is one half of Club Cool. They are the top contenders to the Tag Team Championship after defeating Shaun Jackson and Chris Avery last week on Slam. It's a Roy-Troy convoy here on Slam!

'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... from Richmond, Virginia... ROOOOOY SPEEEEEEDDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.

Zach Davis: This young man has been impressive so far, wouldn't you say, Mr. Cairo?

Bobby Cairo: He certainly has. According to his bio he's only seventeen years old. Is it even legal for him to be working here? Probably not, but he's made a strong impression in his young WCF career. He's on a nice winning streak in both tag team and singles competition and tonight he has a chance to send a message to one half of the WCF Tag Team Champions!

Kyle: His opponent... from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina... he is one half of the reigning WCF Tag Team Champions... TROOOOOY MAAAALEENNKKOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Remember the Name” by Fort Minor hits the speakers and out walks Troy Malenko who stops at the top of the ramp. At certain points in the beginning of the song, fireworks shoot from the ramp all the way across simultaneously. When the first set goes off, he throws his arms back in a cocky manner, knocking the robe off of his body. When the second set of fireworks hits, he starts walking down the ramp, his manager Gravedigger following behind him.

Bobby Cairo: I'm no fan of Malenko and Gravedigger.

Zach Davis: But?

Bobby Cairo: But what?

Zach Davis: I thought you were going to add something like "but they're a damn good team."

Bobby Cairo: No, I said what I had to say on the matter. I told you last week, Zach, don't try to correct people. It's pompous.

Troy walks up the ring steps and sits on the rope as Gravedigger climbs the stairs behind him and climbs into the ring. Troy bounces off the middle rope and walks to each side of the ring, riling the crowd up. He finally stands in a corner with Gravedigger, waiting.

Zach Davis: This will be the first time that we've seen Malenko in action since he fought Ace Watson to a double countout on Slam one month ago.

Bobby Cairo: I certainly haven't missed him.

Zach Davis: Aside from your personal animosity toward The Dark Side, what do you think about this match-up, Bobby?

Bobby Cairo: It's simple: We're about to find out where Roy Speede stands within this company, Zach. He's a solid prospect in my view, but is he ready to take that next step up the ladder against someone of Malenko's caliber? That's the question.

Referee Skip Bennett checks both competitors for weapons, issues his final instructions to both men and then calls for the bell.


Zach Davis: Woo! This match is officially underway! I'm excited!

Malenko tries to close in and shoot for a takedown but Speede does well to use his speed and avoid Malenko.

Bobby Cairo: This is a prototypical high flyer versus grappler match-up. It will be interesting to see if Malenko can keep Speede grounded or if Speede can make this his kind of match.

Malenko tries for a tie-up but Speede once again avoids him before landing a pair of stinging leg kicks.

Bobby Cairo: Ooh... those hurt Malenko. The leg kick is a very underrated strike, Zach. You see it often in MMA, but not so much in pro wrestling. It softens up those legs and can eventually take a man's base right out from under him.

Malenko responds in kind with a pair of even harder leg kicks to his speedy opponent.

Zach Davis: Malenko is no slouch in the kicking department himself, and he actually has experience in MMA competition!

Bobby Cairo: Those leg kicks will certainly help Malenko keep Speede grounded.

As Speede tries to rub the feeling back into his leg, Malenko swarms him with punches that stagger Speede into the corner. Malenko uses dirty boxing in the corner to further punish his opponent before returning to the kicks. Malenko stomps a mudhole and walks it dry as Speede slumps to the mat.

Zach Davis: Shades of the great Stone Cold Steve Austin from Troy Malenko! He is showing no mercy to his very talented young foe!

Bobby Cairo: This is what I was worried about from Roy Speede's perspective. Malenko is a big step up in competition from the opponents that he has previously competed against and Malenko is giving Speede the business right now.

Malenko pulls the dazed and confused Roy Speede to his feet. Malenko hits a beautiful snap suplex, hangs onto it and hits another, then makes the cover on Speede.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Speede kicks out!

Bobby Cairo: I love the technique on those suplexes from Malenko. Hate the man, love the technique. And did you see how he immediately went for the cover and remembered to hook the leg? No showboating, no sloppiness.

Speede gets to his feet but Malenko shows no let up. Troy wraps Roy up and plants him with a belly-to-belly suplex, then makes another cover.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Kick out by Speede once again! Troy Malenko is really taking it to Speede early on, Bobby. What does Roy have to do to get into this match?

Troy works Roy over with some stiff kicks to the body, one after another, as Gravedigger cheers him on from ringside.

Bobby Cairo: Roy has to up the tempo, turn this into a track meet, use his speed, no pun intended. He's not going to outstrike or outgrapple Malenko. He has to create some space and give himself an opening so that he can fight his kind of match.

Troy punctuates his kicking onslaught with a final kick to the head that floors Roy and drops him to the mat. Malenko makes the cover.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Speede kicks out. Malenko wastes no time in going for a German suplex. Malenko gets Speede up but instead of allowing himself to be suplexed, Speede lands on his feet behind Malenko. The Baton Rouge crowd pops for that maneuver.

Zach Davis: Great display of agility and athleticism by this exciting young superstar!

Bobby Cairo: Malenko doesn't even realize what happened, Zach! Look at that smug look on his face! Boy, I'd like to wipe that right off.

Troy turns around and walks right into a stiff superkick from Roy Speede.

Zach Davis: Speede took care of it for you, Bobby! What a superkick!

Bobby Cairo: That was shades of Malenko's trademark, Lights Out, but I think Roy does it better!

Speede bounds to the top rope in another impressive display of athleticism and waits for Malenko to get up. When Troy does get up Speede goes flying and hits a picture perfect one-legged missile dropkick. The crowd pops big as Speede quickly hooks the leg and makes the cover on Malenko.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Speede keeps up his assault. Roy hoists Malenko up into a Fireman's carry and plants him with a devastating Cutter. The crowd roars its approval, while Gravedigger is beside himself with rage at ringside, slamming the mat with his fists and screaming to anyone who will listen. Speede makes the cover on Malenko.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Malenko kicks out, just barely, but Roy Speede is in firm control of this match!

Bobby Cairo: He sure is but he has to be careful. Malenko is a crafty veteran and a champion. If Roy gets overconfident and slips up, Troy is going to seize the opening.

Speede positions himself in the corner and waits there poised to strike. Roy starts taunting Troy, gesturing with his hands and screaming for him to get up as the fans cheer in anticipation of Roy's next move. Malenko staggers to his feet and Speede charges in for the Striking Spear. Malenko leapfrogs Speede's Spear attempt, showing off some impressive agility of his own.

Bobby Cairo: Great counter by Malenko to avoid the Spear!

Speede has a shocked look on his face. He turns around and walks right into a stiff superkick from Malenko.

Zach Davis: Good night! It's Lights Out from Malenko!

Bobby Cairo: That's payback for the one that Speede gave him earlier!

The grin has returned to Malenko's face as he confidently hooks the leg and makes the cover on Speede.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Roy Speede kicks out!

Bobby Cairo: Guts! Pure guts from Speede! This kid is tough, Zach!

Malenko slams his fists on the mat in a rage. He gets to his feet and starts barking at the referee.

Bobby Cairo: Oh way to keep your cool, Malenko!

Zach Davis: Troy's a hothead just like his mentor.

Speede gets to his feet. Malenko stops arguing with the ref and turns around. Roy kicks Troy in the midsection and then looks as if he's setting him up for a suplex.

Zach Davis: What's Roy going for here?

Roy plants Malenko with a lightning-quick spinning Fisherman suplex.

Bobby Cairo: He calls that move Fast Forward! Well done by the kid! He could have him right here!

Speede hooks the leg as he covers Malenko.

Skip Bennett: ONE...



Zach Davis: Malenko kicked out! I don't believe it! That was so close! How did he do it?!

Bobby Cairo: Well, Malenko is a champion for a reason, Zach.

Speede quickly gets to his feet and sets up Malenko for the Speede of Light.

Zach Davis: Roy isn't wasting any time, Bobby! He's trying to end this match right now!

Speede tries to execute his finisher, but Malenko has enough left in him to block it. Malenko slips out of Speede's grasp and then nails him with a powerful clothesline.

Bobby Cairo: Great awareness by Malenko and he gets out of harm's way for the time being!

Malenko is quick to seize the opening as he sets up Speede for a piledriver, but Speede blocks it when Malenko tries to pick him up. Speede counters into a back body drop. The crowd pops HUGE while Gravedigger is left to bellow his disapproval outside the ring.

Zach Davis: A great counter by Roy Speede! Can he take advantage?!

Bobby Cairo: Roy's going upstairs!

Roy perches himself on the top rope for only a brief moment before exploding into the air and hitting a flawless Shooting Star Frog Splash to the delight and amazement of the crowd.

Zach Davis: Speede Bump! Roy hit the Speede Bump!

Bobby Cairo: He's not done yet, Zach! He wants to punish Malenko!

Roy picks Malenko up and hits the Speede of Light, another inventive and crowd-pleasing maneuver. Gravedigger looks on helplessly from ringside as Speede makes the cover on his protégé.

Skip Bennett: ONE...




Zach Davis: Roy's done it! He defeats Troy Malenko!

"Hear Me Now" hits the PA as Speede bounces to his feet with a huge smile on his face.

Kyle Steel: Here is your winner... ROOOOOY SPEEEEEEDDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The referee raises Roy's hand and the crowd roars its approval for the young superstar and his victorious effort.

Zach Davis: Roy Speede has struck a blow for Club Cool and sent a message to The Dark Side as they prepare to meet for the WCF Tag Team Championship next week at Timebomb!

Gravedigger climbs into the ring to check on his fallen protégé. Roy calls out to Gravedigger and gets his attention.

Bobby Cairo: Roy's also sending a message to Gravedigger right now, Zach!

Roy makes the belt gesture around his waist with his hands. Gravedigger grits his teeth as a look of intense anger permeates his face.

Zach Davis: Oh man! What an upset victory, and you know that's HUGE momentum for Club Cool going into Timebomb!

Bobby Cairo: With that big win for Speede, we must take a commercial break!

Kyle Steel Interviews Jay Price and Jay Williams!

The lights immediately go out now inside the arena. Everybody officially goes ape crazy, because some know who it is, and the rest...well, they like when lights go out. They think it's cool, you know. As the lights are out, spotlights fill the arena, white lightning as the sound of thunder crackles along the PA system. More spotlights come as more thunder is played along the system. It's when guitars fill up and the following is heard.

Zach Davis: Welcome back to Monday Night Slam fans and Kyle Steel is in the ring and will be interviewing Jay Williams and Jay Price!

Bobby Cairo: Williams is on his way to the ring with his trademark smile.. I'm tellin' ya, he loves the fans just as much as they love him!

Zach Davis: Williams was close to winning the #1 Contenders match last week but was pinned by Oblivion!

Bobby Cairo: Jay Price is the one that's pissed off because he wasn't pinned or submitted! He blames it on Williams!

Zach Davis: This is going to get ugly, I'm sure..

All of the lights in the arena go out, sending the crowd into panic mode. A series of red lights slowly begin to come on, starting around the ring and then moving up the ramp toward the stage. Out of nowhere "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA System which instantly draws a chorus of boos and derogative chants from the crowd. The jumbotron flickers to life as highlights of Price's career begin to play, much to the displeasure of the crowd. The booing only intensifies as Price makes his way out onto the stage, his head and most of his face hidden under the hood of a black sweatjacket. He pauses and takes a look out at the crowd, a bit of a grin on his face, before making his way down the ramp toward the ring. Along the way he mockingly attempts to slap a few children's hands before pulling his hand back at the last moment. He finally reaches the ring steps and climbs them, makes his way through the ropes, and then climbs up the nearest corner to the second turnbuckle. He glares around at the crowd, smirking at the boos and chants.

Zach Davis: Jay Price and Jay Williams are in the ring, take it away Kyle!

Kyle Steel: Thank you Zach, ladies and gentlemen I'm here with two of the future stars of WCF, Jay Williams..


Kyle Steel: and Jay Price.


Kyle Steel: Williams, we'll start with you, last week you were pinned in the #1 Contenders match but do you believe you deserve a spot in the World Title match at Timebomb?

Jay Williams: It’s honestly really up to Markman and the WCF committee. They obviously saw something in me that I wasn’t aware that I had, but…should I get a spot in the title match at Timebomb? You saw it, Kyle…I was pinned, clean and simple. Should that get me an automatic title match? Sure, I would love to, but…

Jay Price: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what, just stop right there Williams. Automatic title shot? Are you high or just still a little woozy from that cutter I gave you? Look, you were given a golden opportunity last week. I don't know how or why, but you somehow got yourself involved in a number one contender's match that you had no business being in. And what did you do? You choked. You had your ass handed to you repeatedly, and in the end, you ended up on your back for the three count.

Kyle Steel: Obviously some strong words there from Price. It’s actually a nice segue into my next question. Williams, with your performance last week, you’ve gained a new following it seems in your career, with a couple people now believing that you’re one of the future stars of the WCF, even becoming the next leader of WCF. Your thoughts on those comments?

Jay Williams: I think the WCF needs somebody like me at the helm. I don’t like bragging too much, but when you get compliments and comments of that nature, it boosts up the ol’ confidence meter. I think it’s high time that the WCF gets a dose of something that isn’t dark or brooding leading the helm. I think it’s awesome enough that I’m being looked at as “The Future” of this company.

Jay Price: You're joking right? How are you going to be the future of anything when you're too busy getting your ass pinned? Look Williams, this whole comeback you're doing, trying to make a name for yourself again, it's cool. More power to you for coming back after all this time. But you know what, you had your chance a few years ago to be "the man" and you couldn't do it. This is my time now, and if you don't like it you can go right back to your pathetic life outside of WCF.

Jay Williams: You know what? I’ve had enough of your nonsense. So, it’s time to either put up or shut the hell up. What do you say, Price? Me. You. Timebomb. Winner of the match becomes the NEW #1 Contender for the WCF World Championship for Explosion. Come on, Price…TIME TO GAME ON!

The crowd goes nuts. Price just stands there still as can be.

Kyle Steel: Come on Price! This is a match for a chance to be the next in line for the World Championship!

Jay Price: Fine. I accept!

Crowd pops.

Williams extends his hand and Price half-ass shakes it.. Williams turns around to taunt but Price grabs him for a sleeper hold and the crowd boos. Williams wiggles out of it and kicks Price and goes for the Williams Driver!

Zach Davis: Look out Kyle! Williams is going for the Williams Driver!

Price gets out of it and rolls out of the ring and points at Williams and smiles. Price continues walking back up the ramp flipping off the fans. Jay Williams just stares down Price.

Bobby Cairo: It's official! Jay Williams vs Jay Price next week on Timebomb for the #1 Contendership for the World Heavyweight Champion!

Zach Davis: I can tell it's going to get insane during this one! Lets take a commercial break!

Non-Title Match!
Special Announcer: "Number One Contender" Oblivion
Sahara Snyder vs Johnny Reb


Bobby Cairo: Damn, Zach. That… That was something.

Zach Davis: I made a few bucks yesterday by making a commercial for Ra-a-ay’s Used Luxury Auto-o-o-o’s! Hoo haa!

The lights go out. In the name of God by Slayer begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.

I want to Invite you Welcome you
To my hate To my scorn To myself
Saturate you Infest you Betray you
Stimulate you So eager for my lies
For my lies... Lies
Lies in the name of God

Bobby Cairo: YES!!

Zach Davis: Great! Fanfreakintastic!

Bobby Cairo: What's you gonna do? Run?! Seriously?! Really? Oblivion WILL chase you down and he WILL catch you. What then?! Get pummeled?! Just sit here and do your damn job!!

Oblivion walks around the ring and walks towards the commentary desk. Zach Davis: Looks real nervous, but tries to hide it. It ends up, making him look awkward. Oblivion walks up and Bobby Cairo stands up. Oblivion shakes Bobby's hand. Bobby sits as he says...

Bobby Cairo: Welcome, Oblivion. The number one contender, for the WCF World Heavyweight championship

Oblivion: Yes, Oblivion is!! And after Timebomb, Oblivion will be YOUR next WCF World Heavyweight Champion. Nothing that "The Incorrigible Traveler" can do about it!!

Zach Davis: I don't think it's going to be that easy, big man!!

Oblivion whips IT's neck around and stares a hole through Zach Davis' face

Oblivion: What in blue Hell, did you just call me, little man?

Bobby Cairo: Zach, I suggest to you, that you don't say anything else towards Oblivion, tonight!!

The arena lights darken to almost complete darkness.

Zach Davis: Oh great! Again! With damn darkness!!

Bobby Cairo: Pipe down, fool!

Bright strobes start to flash as "In The Dark" by The Birthday Massacre hits over the speaker system. The strobes continue as a bright spotlight flashes on the entrance way as Sahara Snyder steps out from the back. Sahara walks to the middle of the stage before holding her hands up above her head. She smirks before heading down the ramp, walking slowly and looking out at the fans. She runs the last few steps and jumps up on the ring apron, sitting on it before pulling herself to her feet. Sahara looks out at the fans once more before grabbing the top rope and flipping over it on to her feet inside the ring. She then holds one fist up in the air before walking over to the corner, leaning on the turnbuckle as she waits for the start of the match.

Zach Davis: Sahara’s got one hell of a fight coming her way tonight. If she were to defeat Mr. Johnny Reb, WCF World Champio-o-on, it would be a huge upset.

Bobby Cairo: If you drag out one more word I will punchisize your face.

Oblivion: This will be a great opportunity for Oblivion to "scout" the champ for our World title match up at Timebomb!

The house lights dim.

Crowd: John-ny-Reb!

Crowd: John-ny-Reb!

Crowd: John-ny-Reb!

Zach Davis: Well, here comes the champion, now!!

Bobby Cairo: The crowd in this arena is palpable! They want their champion!

The intro to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain, Don Jesus Luis de Guadalupe at his side. A cheer goes up from the audience at their appearance. As the two men walk down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, perching there with his arms raised high overhead.

Zach Davis: This crowd is so loud, I can’t hear myself think!

Oblivion: It's never too loud to hear Oblivion think.

Zach Davis turns and gives Oblivion a strange look. Zach looks as if he wanted to say something.

Bobby Cairo: Careful, Zach.


Both competitors near the center of the ring. Both circle slightly, bobbing in their respective fighting stances. Reb extends his hand for a fist bump as a courtesy to Sahara. Snyder spits in his face and socks Reb in the jaw with a stiff left.

Crowd: Boooo!

Bobby Cairo: Oh, Snaps!

Oblivion: That wasn't a punch! Johnny Reb is just weak!! At Timebomb, Johnny Reb is gonna feel the effects, of a REAL punch!!! A boot to the face!! S.T.O.M.P!! 5150!!! And ... and will be defiantly... CHECK... OUT ... TIME!!

Zach Davis: Don't forget about Soultaker and Bi-Polar!!!

Oblivion: It's Johnny Reb that shouldn't forget about the Soultaker and Bi-Polar!!

Reb laughs to himself a little incredulously as he wipes a small trickle of blood from his lip. Reb pulls his stance back up. Sahara unleashes a gauntlet of kicks. Reb blocks them and dodges a sweep by hopping up onto the bottom rope. Reb front-flips over Sahara and blasts her with a heel-kick. Sahara fires a couple of blind elbows toward Reb. He pops Sahara in the abdomen with a left and follows with a quick right cross to Snyder’s jaw. Snyder stumbles but, remains on her feet. Reb rushes in for a cross-body but, Snyder dodges him by flopping face first on the mat. Reb rolls to his feet without missing a beat. Snyder sweeps Reb down. Sahara kicks herself up to her feet and rains down a couple of stiff stomps to Reb’s chest. Reb manages to block the last two and plants an elbow into Snyder’s knee. Reb rolls to his feet and immediately launches himself at Snyder.

Zach Davis: Low elevation drop-kick into the same knee! That looks painful!!

Oblivion: Whatever this Sahara Snyder does to Johnny Reb and cause substantial damage to him, Oblivion WILL use that to IT's advantage.

Zach Davis: Everyone has notice since you... made your "appearance", that you refer to yourself, in the third person, why is that?

Bobby Cairo just shakes his head, while rolling his eyes.

Bobby Cairo: Zach, just shut up before you get hurt.

Oblivion: You SHOULD listen to your friend, Zacky. You wouldn't want to get inside Oblivion's head. That's a bad thing....

Oblivion gets real close, face to face with Zach Davis.

Oblivion: ...REAL bad thing!!

Snyder clutches her knee while Reb bounces in his fighting stance, ready for more. Snyder pushes herself onto her feet.

Bobby Cairo: Snyder’s limping on that knee, Zack. She’s definitely going to need both knees to have any kind of chance against Reb.

Reb bobs and fakes a right hook while blasting Snyder in the kneecap with a brutal kick. Snyder folds to the pain. Reb is instantly on the top rope.

Zach Davis: Johnny’s airborne! Diving Fist Drop right onto Sahara’s left knee!

Bobby Cairo: Reb’s a freakin’ surgeon with that Fist-Drop!

Zach Davis: Do you have a counter, for that Fist-Drop, Oblivion?!

Bobby Cairo: Zach, Quit instigating Oblivion.

Oblivion: Yea, Zach! Quit messing with The Monster!! Who knows, you might end up missing.

Zach Davis stops talking, as Bobby Cairo has an awkward expression come over his face.

Bobby Cairo: Aw-w-wkwar-ard!!

Reb lifts Snyder and sticks a fist into her stomach before shoving her into the turnbuckle. Reb bounces himself off the opposing rope and decimates Snyder with a diving cross-body. Snyder is lifted to the second rope by Reb.

Zach Davis: Inverted Frankensteiner by Johnny!

Crowd: Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!

Crowd: REB! REB! REB!

Reb folds Snyder’s legs and locks on the Southern Cross! Sahara reaches for the ropes with wild desperation. She catches the bottom rope miraculously! Reb lets go of the hold and steps back while Snyder tries to stand. Her knee buckles and she falls to the mat in pain. The ref kneels next to Sahara to check if she’s able to continue. Sahara face-pushes the ref away and forces herself up to her feet. She begins toward Reb. Reb fakes another right hook while firing a kick at Snyder’s knee but, Snyder catches Reb’s leg. Snyder powers Reb down with a fierce clothesline.

Bobby Cairo: Snyder’s a fast learner, I’ll give her that.

Snyder locks a choke hold onto Reb. Reb tries to fight her off his back by throwing a couple of blind punches. Snyder rolls with the choke-hold. Reb is able to spin within the hold and head-butt Sahara in the face. Sahara stumbles back. Reb coughs and rubs his neck while keeping an eye on Snyder. Sahara limps toward Reb and lands a couple of punches. Snyder smashes Reb with a Northern Lights suplex. Snyder whips herself over and makes the pin.


Reb kicks out. Snyder sneaks a soccer kick into Reb’s ribs and quickly locks on a reverse figure four leg-lock. Reb’s eyes widen in pain before he reaches out and firmly grasps the rope. The ref has to force Snyder off Reb.

Crowd: Boo!

Zach Davis: Sahara didn’t want to let go of that one!

Bobby Cairo: What kind of strategy will you have against The World Champion?

Zach Davis: Yea, Dark One, what kind strategy will YOU have?

Oblivion: Little man, do you have a death wish!?!

Bobby Cairo: No, no he doesn't. Let's all concentrate on this match, please.

Cairo whispers over to Davis...

Bobby Cairo: I'm trying to save your ass here!!

Oblivion: Oblivion's strategy will be simple..... PAI-AI-AIN-NN-N!! I WILL BREAK THAT WEAK JOHNNY REB!!

Bobby Cairo: You cannot deny his success he has obtained here in WCF!!

Oblivion: That is true!! But, he has something IT wants and that is the world championship!! Reb's success will end at Timebomb!! Besides, we know how weak Johnny Reb truly is?

Zach Davis: How is that?

Oblivion: Down deep, inside his darkest parts of his soul, dwells a scared little girl.

Bobby Cairo: Sahara had hoped she had Johnny in a tapping situation. The longer this match goes, the tougher it’s gonna be for her to pull out the win.

Snyder sneers at the crowd and spits at them indignantly.

Pregnant woman in the crowd: Cheap skank! Why don’t ya whip out your tits, whore!

Bobby Cairo: I kinda like her idea.

Zach Davis: This crowd is getting fed up with Snyder’s antics. She’d better be careful. Wait a minute!?!

Bobby Cairo: What?

Zach Davis: Johnny Reb is not a girl!!

Oblivion: Down deep, where his courage and heart should be, sits a scared little girl, in a corner, trying to hide from the Boogeyman.... OBLIVION!!!

Reb spins Snyder around punishes her with a fierce European uppercut. Snyder bounces off the ropes and is caught by Reb’s flying clothesline! Reb lifts Snyder and plants her down.

Zach Davis: Face-Breaker DDT! Jesus! That was sick!

Reb folds Sahara over for the pin.




Bobby Cairo: Reb looks like he’s getting a bit frustrated by Snyder’s refusal to throw in the towel.

Oblivion: Wait till Timebomb!! You think Johnny Reb is frystrated now, from this moment on, I'm gonna get inside that head of his!! Which won't be too hard. He is nothing but an inbred redneck. He is gonna end looking like the rest of his "kin", only having a couple teeth inside his mouth, when Oblivion smashes IT's boot into his ugle face!!!

Reb lifts Snyder. Snyder knees Reb in the crotch. Reb staggers back in pain. Snyder backhands Reb and smashes him with a quick sit-out facebuster. Sahara lifts Reb and plants him with an STO. Snyder follows up with an Indian Deathlock.

Bobby Cairo: Indian Deathlock!

Zach Davis: I believe the accepted nomenclature is “Native American Death-Lock”, sir.

Bobby Cairo/Oblivion: SHUT UP, ZACH!!!

Reb fights his way out of it and manages to find a corner to regroup. Snyder takes this time to spit on the pregnant woman again. Reb and Snyder tie up in the center of the ring. Reb jostles with Sahara until he has her arm wrenched around her back. Reb springboards himself off the ropes and uses his momentum to whip Snyder over in a harsh arm-drag takedown. Reb lifts Sahara and slings her into the ropes. Snyder ducks Reb’s lunge but, he manages to rip Snyder backward with a sunset flip.

Zack Davis: Reb with the pin!




Reb kicks himself to his feet and bounds up to the top rope. Snyder manages to kick the top rope and make Reb lose his footing momentarily.

Snyder rushes but, Reb stops her in her tracks with a stiff kick. Reb Leaps and hooks onto Sahara!


Oblivion: You do have to admit, that was impressive!!

Bobby Cairo: What... a compliment?!

Oblivion punches Zach in the face. Zach rolls out of his chair ungracefully.

Bobby Cairo: Reb’s going back up top! Could it be!!? Thanks, Oblivion!

Oblivion: No problem, he was getting on my nerves!!

Reb flies spectacularly. Camera flashes erupt. Reb completes the back-flip and slams a decimating elbow-drop squarely onto Snyder.

Bobby Cairo: SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT!!! Reb’s got it! He’s going for the pin!




The ref raises Johnny’s arm in victory.

Bobby Cairo: Johnny Reb pulls off the win! Woo!

Zach Davis pulls himself back up to the desk and into his chair.

Zach Davis: What’d I miss?

Bobby Cairo: Awesomeness. That’s what.

Oblivion: I wouldn't neccessarily call it awesomeness!!

Bobby Cairo: What would YOU call it?

Oblivion: Luck!

Zach Davis: Damn, my head hurts. What the heck happened?

Bobby Cairo: Oblivion just... KNOCKED YOUR ASS OUT!!

Zach Davis: Ow-w-w-w.

Bobby Cairo shoves Zach’s papers off the desk.

Oblivion stands up, as he throws IT's headset off IT's head. He walks away from Bobby and Zach. Oblivion just points and talks a lot of smack towards Johnny Reb. Oblivion goes into a rage, as IT begins to throws chair inside the ring. Oblivion raises IT's arms in the air. The arena's lights go out! Lightning goes off, around the arena! Oblivion grabs his own neck, with both hands as he spews The Blue Mist Haze into the air. Oblivion drags his right thumb across IT's own neck!! Johnny Reb just stands, with a smile, as he drapes the world title over his right shoulder.

The Ending to Slam!

Zach Davis: What an incredible night, and we're now one week away from Timebomb..

Bobby Cairo: I can't wait! Titles will be defended, grudges will be settled, and..

Kings of Leon hits the airwaves. Crowd boos heavy and hard.

Zach Davis: Son of a bitch.

Torture steps out from the curtain and stands on the stage. Standing for a second before four security guards come out and stand around him. Torture leads them down the ramp and the crowd continues to boo hard. They HATE Torture.. and for good reason. In his button up shirt and dress jeans, Torture steps into the ring and the security guards wait in a line at the bottom of the ramp. Torture grabs a microphone and his music shuts off.

Bobby Cairo: We really have to listen to him talk?

Zach Davis: Ugh.

Torture: Deruty is nothing more than a gnat in my face who I will smack down this weekend at Timebomb. You don't understand the hate.. SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO TALK!

Zach Davis: This crowd is not letting Torture get in a word edge wise..

Crowd continues booing as Torture stands in the ring and begins to talk once again.

Torture: My hate for Deruty stems from the fact that he believes he's WCF's hero. A hero has a job to do, and that's protect the assets of the world he lives in. I was an asset, I'm the greatest asset this company has ever seen and when Day was unreliable, and failed to give me a decisive victory at One, Day became my worst enemy. Day's at fault that I am not the World Champion. It is Day's fault that I have to continue to come out here and dumb myself down in front of all you pieces of trash.

Crowd boos.

Torture: At Timebomb inside the Hell in a Cell, I will be victorious once again and I will show you why Deruty doesn't deserve to wrestle let alone breathe in the same air as some of the greats in this company. Perhaps Deruty doesn't remember just how vicious I am, therefore I had to show him what these two hands are capable of. This isn't business anymore. This is beyond personal and I'm going to make Deruty pay for every second I had to endure at One three months ago.

The jumbotron lights up and shows Kash and D-Day backstage in a hallway. The crowd goes apeshit crazy. Torture gets on the mic.


Zach Davis: What the hell is Torture talking about?!

Bobby Cairo: Look at this! A cage is lowering from the arena ceiling!

The jumbotron shows Jackson, Tank and Avery rushing at Kash and Day. They battle as the cage lowers and sets down on the ring. Torture is barking out orders to beat their ass but Kash and Day have the upperhand! Kash throws Avery into a garage door as Tank gets dropped down to both knees and Day and Kash hit a superkick to his chin! Day lifts up Jackson and throws him into a powerslam from Kash! Day looks over and Kash tells him "Go do your thang..". Day smirks as Kash picks up a steel chair and tells Day "I got this."



We cut to Torture in the ring inside the cage.

Torture: Security guards, you know what to do! LOWER MY CAGE CEILING NOW!

Bobby Cairo: He has a ceiling too? Torture does NOT want to face Day right now!


The security guards are in position looking up at the ramp. Torture yells out one more time.


The ceiling starts to lower from the roof of the arena and Torture stares at the ramp waiting for Day to make his grand entrance. The crowd goes nuts..



Zach Davis: It's lowered! Day is here!! TORTURES PLAN HAS BACKFIRED!

Day lets go of the ceiling of the cage and lands on the turnbuckle to where he jumps into the ring. Day stands behind Torture on the other side of the ring.. angry, frustrated and finally getting what he deserves.. payback.

The crowd still going nuts and Torture turns around and now notices Day in the ring. Torture loses every ounce of blood in his body. His face white like a ghost. Day doesn't lose his rage, doesn't move. Everything still. Torture looks up and notices the ceiling in place.. looks around and notices no door on the cage that's on the ring. Torture puts down the microphone and tries to back his way out of this situation. Day reaches into his back under his shirt and pulls something out..




Bobby Cairo: A week ago, Torture took a sledgehammer to Day's family members headstones on their grave sites! This week, Day has a head he'd like to knock off with a sledgehammer!

Torture looks around and is honestly trying to weasel his way out, but Day grabs the hammer and holds it tightly. His grip of frustration and rage.. has come to this.. Day walks towards the center of the ring and so does Torture, but Day levels Torture over the head with the hammer! The crowd goes crazy! Day drops the hammer and just kneels over Torture burying right hands into his forehead! Torture trying to cover up, trying to get out of it!



Torture rolls out of it and gets to the ropes and kicks Day off. Torture gets up and Day spears Torture back down and punches away. Day picks up Torture and throws him into the cage face first! Torture stumbles back and Day throws Torture into the other side of the cage! Torture is thrown into hte third side of it, then the fourth side of it! The security guards notice what is going on and are trying to find ways into the cage! Day yells out a primal roar and picks up Torture on his shoulders. The crowd is going crazy.


Torture is dropped and Day just hit his finisher!


D-Day stands up and grabs the hammer and swings it at the security guards who are trying to pry their way in.. Torture stumbles into the ropes lifting himself up. Torture turns around and Day levels him with the hammer to his forehead! Torture goes down! The crowd cheers their asses off! Day stands over Torture's body and rests the sledgehammer in the throat of Torture whose busted open.. Day grabs the hammer with both hands lifts it about eye level high and then slams it down onto the chest of Torture, then lifts it up and slams it down on the forehead of Torture!




12 Stones plays over the speakers as Day stands over Torture breathing heavy with the hammer laying next to Torture's body. Blood staining the mat under Tortures head whose out cold. The WCF logo appears as the crowd cheers for a serious-Deruty. Slam is off the air.