Monday Night Slam Intro
The WCF logo appears and fireworks explode from the ramp and above the ring, we then cut to the announcers as the sold out crowd cheer their asses off.
Zach Davis: WELCOME WRESTLING FANS.. AND IM EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT RIGHT NOW.. BOBBY CAIRO IS GONE AND KYLE STEEL IS SITTING NEXT TO ME!
Kyle Steel : Thank you, Zach, thank you!
Zach Davis: Don't get me wrong, I liked Cairo, but you and I are bros to the end..
Kyle Steel: That we are.. and speaking of tight .. well, I have no segue really, but tonight is the first round of WCF Classic Tournament 2011!
Zach Davis: You are right.. and don't forget Mark markman is making a live appearance tonight with a special announcement!
Kyle Steel: And what's the fall out from Torture defeating D-Day last week at Timebomb in a Hell in a Cell.. but he didn't do it alone..
Zach Davis: You had to bring it up didn't you?
Kyle Steel: Creeping Death was dressed as a cameraman and hit Day with the burning hammer that gave Torture the win.. but Creeps gave Torture a burning hammer as well! What the hell was that all about?!
Zach Davis: I'm not exactly worried about it, because I know.. Torture will get his in the end.. That son of a bitch..
Kyle Steel: Tonights a full card from top to bottom so let's get on with it!
Tek vs Doc Jigsaw vs The Brain vs Kevin Wish
Zach Davis: Folks, it’s time for our opening contest; and boy do we have a big show for you.
Kyle Steel: That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. Some of our new young stars are going to try their luck in a four way match.
‘Psychosocial’ by Slipknot begins to play through the speakers.
Kyle Steel: And here comes the first competitor in our matchup, Doc Jigsaw!
Doc Jigsaw steps out on stage, and without pause continues down to the ring, oblivious of the fans’ outstretched hands. He slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.
Zach Davis: Doc Jigsaw gives me the creeps, Kyle. The kid’s way too scrawny for this business.
‘Tear It Up’ by Hollywood Undead begins to play, and Tek steps out onto the stage.
Kyle Steel: Speaking of undersized, look at this next guy, ‘The Legend Thriller’, Tek! The kid is at least six foot two, I’d say, and he can’t be more than one-seventy!
Zach Davis: According to the WCF information records, his most recent weigh-in measured him at one hundred sixty-five pounds, Kyle. But you were close.
Two others step out on stage behind him, both noticeably taller than Tek.
Zach Davis: What now? They shouldn’t be beating each other up yet; the match hasn’t even started!
Kyle Steel: On the contrary, Zach. It appears that the WCF’s newest alliance is all coming to the ring. On the right, you have big Steeltoe Joe, and then on the left is Eric Price; with Tek as the leader, it appears, they’ve formed an alliance.
The three walk to the ring together. Joe and Price stay outside the ring, and walk over to stand near the announce table. Tek slides into the ring, and waits for the match to begin.
Zach Davis: Touché.
‘Out of the Flames’ by Jim Johnson begins to play, and flames shoot up on the stage. Out comes Kevin Wish.
Kyle Steel: Kevin Wish is one scary guy, Zach.
Zach Davis: He is, but there are a lot of guys in the WCF who creep me out. Have you even watched Greenfever compete before?
Kevin Wish walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He stands facing his other opponents waiting for the bell.
Zach Davis: Wish’s performance has been impressive though.
"Yonkers" by Tyler the Creator begins to blare over the PA system. Out steps The Brain.
Kyle Steel: And here comes our fourth and final competitor in this four way match, The Brain.
Zach Davis: You’d think with a name like The Brain, he’d be very ring-smart, right?
Kyle Steel: Yeah, but we’ll see how that works out in just a couple moments.
The Brain makes his way to the ring, walking past fans indifferent and apathetic. He's focused on the ring, but it's not an intense focus that many performers use as a front to psych themselves up before a match. The Brain walks to the announce table and grabs a small trash can, picks it up, and vomits. After vomiting, he sets the trash can back down and slides into the ring, stretching near the turnbuckle, waiting for his match to begin.
Zach Davis: The ref is checking the competitors for weapons, and we’ll be underway in just a moment.
Kevin Wish and The Brain lock horns in the middle of the ring, as do Doc Jigsaw and Tek. Doc uses the extra muscle he has to get the upper hand, and knocks Tek to the mat, and walks over to Kevin Wish and The Brain. He knocks their heads together, and they both fall to the ground, and Tek gets back up quickly. He turns Doc around, knees Doc in the gut, and drops him to the face with the Wave of the Future.
Zach Davis: Well, I find it kinda strange that the smaller guys are getting out to this kind of a lead early.
Kyle Steel: Anyone can still win this, Zach. Anyone can still win.
The Brain is the first one to his feet, and Tek walks over to him. The Brain hits a European uppercut on Tek, and then drops him to the mat with a spinning neckbreaker. As The Brain gets back to his feet, he is met with a hand to the throat courtesy of Doc Jigsaw. Doc tries to lift him up, but is only able to get the man taller than himself an inch or two off the ground before The Brain hits the ground on his feet, and knocks the arm away. The Brain shoves Doc backwards, but Doc catches himself before he hits the ground, and dashes at The Brain, who dials up a superkick on Doc. Wish, who had gotten to his feet by this time, approaches the fallen Tek, and lifts him up into a gorilla press position.
Zach Davis: You’re completely correct, Kyle. Tek is in a precarious position, and Doc Jigsaw is on his back. the larger guys are certainly getting ahead now.
The Brain spears Kevin Wish, who drops Tek face-first as he goes down. The Brain goes for the cover on Wish.
Doc Jigsaw breaks up the pin, and grabs The Brain by the throat in a DDT position. The Brain blocks, and throws Doc over the top rope. He picks up Kevin Wish, and throws him out on top of Doc.Outside the ring, Steeltoe Joe and Eric Price take hold of the downed wrestlers outside the ring. Inside the ring, Tek and The Brain stare each other down. The Brain dashes forward looking to hit a spear on the smaller opponent, but Tek slides out of the way, and bounces off the ropes. As The Brain gets turned around, Tek comes flying, and hits a skytwister face kick. Tek goes for the pin.
Kevin Wish manages to break up the pin after escaping the clutches of Steeltoe Joe. He throws Tek over the top rope, and out to Steeltoe Joe, and grabs The Brain by the back of the head. The Brain is ready for him, and connects with a knee to the gut of Wish before hooking both arms.
Zach Davis: And The Brain hits the move he likes to call the Brain Hemmorage. This could do it, folks!
Tek is a count too late to break up the pin, after being assisted back into the ring by Steeltoe Joe. He gets to his feet, and screams at the ref in disgust, before rolling out of the ring and walking to the back.
Kyle Steel: Well, The Brain has overcome the odds and won a four way match, ladies and gentlemen! He’s overcome the odds, and I can’t wait to see how far he can get!
Zach Davis: We’ll see, soon, Kyle. It’s all a matter of time.
WCF Classic Tournament - First Round
Terry Roberts vs Jason Kash(c)
Zach Davis: And now it’s time for the first of our WCF Classic matches tonight. Jason Kash defends his TV title against this man…
“Swamped” by Lacuna Coil hits the speakers and Terry Roberts steps out onto the stage, his face painted with the red and black bull’s head of the Houston Texans. The Reliant Arena crowd pops big when they see this. Terry makes his way to the ring, looking confident, almost smug. He stops at the ring steps to blow a fireball straight into the air, to the enthusiastic delight of the audience. With a cocky smirk, he hands off his steel reinforced guitar to a ring attendant and slips under the ropes, where he prowls the ring for a moment before crouching in his corner to await his opponent.
Kyle Steel: Love him or hate him, Terry Roberts has got style. And it sounds like this crowd is really warming up!
Zach Davis: That may be, but our own Television Champion has stronger ties to the Houston area. And here he comes!
Lil’ Wyte’s “I’m The Bad Influence” begins to play. As the beat begins to thump throughout the entire arena, smoke begins to seep out of the stage. Jason Kash comes out with his platinum JK Chain hanging around his neck. He has his Championship Belt flopped over his left shoulder as he steps up to the middle of the stage, right before the aisle way begins. He leans forward, touching the steel ramp and then comes up straight and raises the belt up above his head with one arm. He rests the belt once again on his shoulder as he makes his way to ringside. He climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring. He raises the belt one more time before handing it to the ring announcer and slapping himself a few times to ready himself for the match.
Kyle Steel: That’s an entrance befitting a champion, Zach! Both of these guys have a variety of skills to draw upon; this is going to be a close one!
The bell rings, and Roberts goes right on the offense, doubling Kash over with a kick to the midsection. He cinches on a facelock and nails a DDT.
Zach Davis: Oooh! Picture-perfect DDT, and an early cover!
Kyle Steel: Only a one-count, and Kash kicks out with authority! Now he’s looking for a little payback.
That payback comes in the form of a solid right to Terry’s face. Roberts shakes it off and fires one of his own; Kash dodges, and the fight is on. They exchange fists, back and forth, for several seconds, until Kash gets the upper hand and nails Roberts with a T-bone suplex.
Zach Davis: Wow! Jason Kash almost put his opponent right through the canvas! And he’s not done yet!
Kash hauls Roberts to his feet again, while he’s still dazed, and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. He makes the pin.
Kickout at two, and Terry Roberts leaps to his feet again. He distracts Kash with a Muay Thai style kick to the thigh. Terry goes for the ropes and goes for a frankensteiner off the second rope. Jason barely dodges, and Terry eats canvas. Roberts shakes it off, though, and gets back up. He hits the ropes again, and nails Kash with a leg trap sunset flip powerbomb!
Kyle Steel: A beautiful move by Terry Roberts! It’s not quite enough to keep Kash down, though…
Kash avoids another pin attempt. He goes for a sleeper slam…
Zach Davis: Kashmere! That had to be devastating!
Kyle Steel: I have to agree, Zach. Kash keeping the sleeper locked in. It looks like he’s really trying to wear Terry down here.
The ref kneels to check on Roberts, asking if he wants to tap. Roberts shakes his head in vehement refusal. He struggles, inches away from the ropes. It might as well be a mile. But still, he strains against the sleeper, reaching for the ring ropes. Inch by inch, the distance diminishes until he can finally grab hold of the bottom rope. Kash breaks the hold at the ref’s orders.
Zach Davis: Listen to this crowd, Kyle! They don’t know who to get behind, the hometown hero, Jason Kash…or Terry Roberts, honoring the Houston Texans tonight with his face paint.
But Kash still isn’t through. With Roberts still down and recovering, he takes advantage with a series of mounted punches. Terry finally manages to power out of it, shoving Kash forcefully off of him. Annoyed, Jason Kash looks for a standing knee drop…and misses! Roberts rolls out of the way, just in time. Kash is on the mat, holding his knee in pain.
Kyle Steel: Jason Kash could be in trouble now. Knees are notoriously prone to injury, and that missed knee drop can’t have been good for him.
Zach Davis: I don’t doubt it. Look at Kash, though! He’s back to his feet, ignoring the pain. That’s what a champion is made of!
Both men seem to get the same idea at the same time. They rush toward each other and clash spectacularly in the middle of the ring, so that it’s impossible to tell what either of them was going for. Kash and Roberts drop to the mat, winded and dazed. The referee urges them to get up; when they don’t immediately, he begins a ten-count.
Roberts starts to stir.
Kash sits up.
Now Kash springs to his feet, stopping the count. Roberts gets up, too.
Kyle Steel: It’s still anybody’s match. These two competitors are putting on a great show here tonight, but they’re looking a little worse for the wear now. Jason Kash going for the ropes… I wonder what he’s thinking?
Roberts is after him in an instant. There’s a brief scuffle for control of the ropes, and then somehow, Terry has Kash in a body scissors.
Zach Davis: Uh-oh! The TV Champ is in trouble now!
Roberts dives off the ropes in a backflip, carrying Jason Kash with him.
Kyle Steel: Victory Star Drop by Roberts! And now he transitions into his patented Iron Maiden Deathlock!
Not for long, though. Kash powers out before Roberts can lock it on. The exertion is starting to show. Both men are moving a little slower now. Still, Terry remains on the offense. He hauls Kash to the nearest corner and wraps Jason’s legs around the ringpost in a scorpion deathlock. The referee is on deck for the count.
Zach Davis: Roberts is on fire tonight! Psycho Scorpion from Terry Roberts! See how he applies that facelock for a little extra pressure?
Kyle Steel: That’s got to hurt, Zach. The TV title may change hands before this night is out.
The ref’s count reaches four, almost five, before Roberts releases his hold on Kash. He turns his back on his opponent, confident, and poses to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Zach Davis: I wouldn’t count on it just yet, Kyle. Jason still has plenty of fight left in him! See? He’s using the ropes to pull himself up.
Kyle Steel: Terry Roberts better pay attention…
Of course, he doesn’t. Kash climbs up the turnbuckle. Roberts turns back to face him… just in time to get taken to the mat with a flying clothesline. Kash with the cover again.
And Terry gets a shoulder up. Kash backs off, giving Roberts some space and gesturing at him to get to his feet. As soon as Roberts is standing once more, Kash gives him a devious grin and nails him with an Anderson spinebuster. Another cover; another two-count. Kash slams both palms against the mat in frustration.
Zach Davis: How much longer can these two keep this up? The sheer exertion has got to be taking its toll. But it looks like Roberts is getting his second wind!
Kyle Steel: And now it’s his turn! Snap DDT from Terry Roberts, into a pin! The referee refuses to count, though… Kash has his foot on the bottom rope!
Irritated, Roberts uses the grounded position to go for No Man’s Land (gogoplata). Kash reverses and tries for a triangle choke. Roberts slips out of it and scrambles out of the way.
Zach Davis: Roberts has to be careful here. Kash has obviously scouted the competition, and he knows the best way to wear him down is with a submission.
The competitors are back up again, now all but brawling in the middle of the ring. Kash Irish-whips Roberts into the ropes. Roberts rebounds, ducks Kash’s clothesline, and bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring. He nails a clothesline of his own, sending Jason over the top rope and to the mats below. Terry follows him out, with the referee calling to the two of them to get back in the ring. Kash is to his feet again by the time Roberts gets there, and welcomes him with a lifting knee to the face. Terry staggers back a little, as the ref begins counting.
Kash grabs Roberts by the wrist and whips him into the crowd barrier.
Jason assails Terry with a series of Muay Thai style strikes.
Kyle Steel: Look at that form! Both of these men are trained in Muay Thai, among other disciplines. This is really effective, in or out of the ring, but it’s not going to help Roberts any if he gets counted out.
Four … Five …
Kash finally notices the referee’s count getting higher, and stops his assault.
Jason rolls into the ring, breaking the count. He’s about to slip back out to finish things, but Roberts is a split second behind him.
Zach Davis: Both men back in now, and it looks like Kash is up to something…
Indeed, it does. Jason circles Terry, keeping him in the center of the ring, like a stalking predator. He’s looking for an opening, and he finds it. Without warning, he kicks Roberts in the gut, doubling him over, and signals for his finisher.
Kyle Steel: This is it! Terry Roberts is Under the Influence! Kash with the pin!
Zach Davis: It’s over! Jason Kash retains the TV Title and advances to the next round of the WCF Classic Tournament!
Kyle Steel: Whoa! What's Roberts doing?!
Roberts hits Kash from behind with a forearm sending him down. Roberts picks up the Television Championship belt that is now laying on the mat and looks into it.
Zach Davis: What is he doing?! He's starting to piss me off with all this attack crap!
Roberts waits for Kash to stand up and turn around.. Roberts then decks Kash in the head with the TV Title! Kash goes down and Roberts looks around at the crowd booing him. Roberts then spits on the TV title and throws it down on Kash and leaves the ring pissed off.
Zach Davis: Don't get me wrong! Roberts tried his ass off here tonight but is that how you act?
Kyle Steel: No, it's not, and I'm sure punishment will be coming.. if not from Markman.. then Kash!
WCF Classic Tournament - First Round
Roy Speede vs Doc Henry
Zach Davis: Oh man, Kyle, we’re having an awesome night here in Houston Texas!
Kyle Steel: You’re tellin’ me! We’re really rockin’ and rollin’ tonight!
Zach Davis: We’ve got Roy Speede versus Doc Henry coming up next. What do you think we’re gonna see from ½ of the newly crowned tag-champions, Roy Speede?
Kyle Steel: He’s got the chops that for sure but, Doc’s tenacity inside the ol’ squared circle is known the world over. We’re in for a tasty treat, Zach. That is for certain!
'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.
Nolan Walker: Introducing, accompanied to the ring by Abbie Grande, from Richmond, Virginia, Roy Speede!
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Zach Davis: Looks like Speede’s already made a few fans here tonight.
Kyle Steel: I hear his twitter account is already up to a hundred thousand followers!
Zach Davis: What’s your twitter feed follower-count up to these days, Kyle?
Kyle Steel: Oh, I’ve plateau’d at around 45. Mostly porn bots, though.
Zach Davis: Wonderful… Oh, I think we’re about to get treated to a little bit of Gun’s and Roses action!
“Sympathy For The Devil” by Guns 'n Roses begins to blare through the arena’s sound-system. As the drums hit, the house lights fade and red and blue lights strobe. At "Please allow me to introduce myself", Doc and Mary walk out onto the stage, and look back and forth over the audience. As the crowd boos, the make their way to the ring, where Doc rolls in. Standing, he grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos. Mocking them, he sits on the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent...
Zach Davis: Speede doesn’t look like he likes Doc’s cocky display too much.
Kyle Steel: I like it, Zachy! He’s got the swagger of a champion!
Speede and Doc are waved to the center of the ring by Stan Moser. He checks each of them and points to the time keeper’s table.
Zach Davis: Looks like this one’s underway!
<DING! DING! DING!>
Henry and Speede tie up in the center of the ring. Speede spins Henry and plants an elbow into Henry’s lower back. Henry ducks Speede’s short-arm clothesline and counters with a spinning heel kick to the back of Speede’s head. Speede quickly kips himself back to his feet and fires a fierce roll-kick into Doc’s face. Doc drops to one knee.
Zach Davis: Speede is speedy! That roll-kick was a blur of awesome-sauce!
Speede bounds up to the top rope and launches a one-legged missile drop kick but, Doc rolls out of the way at the very last moment. Doc kicks Speede in the chest and Ddt’s him down to the mat. Doc kicks himself up to his feet and launches himself off the middle rope.
Kyle Steel: A quick Frog-splash from Doc!
Doc goes for the pin but, Speede kicks out before the first count. Doc lifts Speede and whips him into the ropes. Speede rebounds and spears Doc stiffly. Speede back-flips and blasts Doc with a Moonsault!
Zach Davis: A flatfooted Moonsault! Speede going for a quick pin of his own! Doc kicks out! Not even a one count!
Doc and Speede are back up to their feet. Doc and Speede lock up. Doc sneaks a thumb into Speede’s left eye while Ref. Moser’s back is turned.
Speede grabs at the injured eye in pain. Doc uppercuts Speed in the balls.
Kyle Steel: Get your head in the match Moser!
Doc smiles and shrugs to the crowd before scissor-kicking Speed in the back. Doc drives a low elevation drop-kick into Speede then pulls him to his feet. Doc decimates Speede with a strong german suplex. Doc quickly bounds up to the top turnbuckle and flies. Speede rolls away from Doc’s splash. Doc flops in unanticipated pain. Speede lifts Doc and socks him in the face with a flurry of kicks. Speede rockets himself off the ropes and plows through Henry with a springboard leg-lariat. Speede spikes a baseball slide kick into Henry’s face. Speede leaps onto the top rope and throws down a fast top-rope leg-drop.
Zach Davis: Speede with the cover on Henry!
Kyle Steel: Doc’s got a lot more fight left in him!
Speede lifts Henry and slings him into the turnbuckle. Speede runs up Henry’s chest and backflips back to his feet before Super-kicking Henry in the face. Speede pushes Doc up to the top turnbuckle and lifts him in a fireman’s carry.
Zach Davis: Silver Slice!?! Noo! Doc rakes Speede’s eyes!
Doc repositions himself and whips himself toward the mat.
Kyle Steel: Frankensteiner!! Doc reversed it into a Frankensteiner! Speede is in serious trouble!
Doc lifts Speede and smashes him with a neckbreaker. Doc mounts Speede and fires several sickening punches to Speede’s face. Speede manages to fight him off and makes it back to his feet. Henry bounces off the ropes. Speede ducks his spear but is caught by Henry’s sunset flip. Henry forces the pin!
Speede kicks Henry off and spins to his feet. Henry kicks Speede in the chest. Speede hops Henry’s sweep and side-kicks Doc to the mat. Speede rocks Henry with a one-legged missle dropkick and clothelines him over the top rope.
Zach Davis: Henry is sent over the top rope to the unforgiving concrete!
Speede is instantly crouched on the top turnbuckle. The crowd surges in anticipation! Speede spins in air and drives an elbow into Henry’s chest!
Kyle Steel: Corkscrew elbow from the top-rope to the outside!
Crowd: SPEEDE! SPEEDE! SPEEDE!
Zach Davis: This crowd is eating this up!
Stanly Moser begins counting as he implores the fighters to return to the ring.
Kyle Steel: That elbow drop took a lot out of both these guys!
Zach Davis: Speede is the first one back to his feet. He looks a little woozy!
Speede lifts Henry and whips him into the guardrail.
Henry dodges Speede’s spear and Speede is sent face first into the steel.
Henry whips Speede against the ring apron and then shoves him into the ring. Henry rolls in after him. Henry lifts Speede and powers him down with a pedigree. Henry rolls Speede over and pulls him into the center of the ring.
Zach Davis: Henry’s on the top rope! Magnificent frogsplash from the top rope! Henry’s going for the cover!
Kyle Steel: So close! Speede needs something to happen right now if he plans on moving forward in the tournament!
Henry stands Speede up. Henry dashes for the ropes and springboards himself back at Speede.
Zach Davis: Flying Neck-Breaker! Henry with the pin!
Kyle Steel: Unbelievable! Doc is pissed with Moser!
Doc is shouting at Stanley Moser. Speede hooks Doc and schoolboys him down.
Zach Davis: Speede with the quick pin!
Both men are back to their feet. Doc charges and leaps aiming for a crossbody but, Speede catches him in midair. Speede flips Henry and swings him violently.
Zach Davis: Swinging Reverse STO!
Speede rolls Henry over and locks a sharpshooter onto Henry. Henry reaches out for the ropes but, only finds thin-air.
Kyle Steel: This could be it for Doc!
Crowd: Speede! Speede! Speede!
Doc pulls himself closer to the ropes.
Zach Davis: Is Henry tapping out!?!
Doc grips the bottom rope and Moser quickly breaks the hold. Doc blocks a couple of Speede’s lightning fast kicks and parry’s with an uppercut. Henry shoves Speede backward and devastates him with a flash-kick.
Kyle Steel: Shades of Guile!
Zach Davis: Where is Henry pulling the energy for this spectacle!?!
Doc lunges for the middle-turnbuckle and rebounds with a CONFEDERATE ROCKET on a dazed Roy Speede! Henry makes the cover!
Doc slams his hand against the mat in anger. Speede gets to his feet, and Doc goes for a clothesline. Speede ducks, and as Doc bounds off the ropes, Speede catches him, and hits him with a spine-buster. Speede lifts Doc on his shoulders, throws his legs off the shoulder, and drops him to the mat, still holding onto Doc's head.
Zach Davis: Silver Slice! Speede nails it!
Kyle Steel: And it doesn't look like Speede is done! Doc is in quite a pickle, and Speede has him by the legs.
Speede sets Doc up in belly to back format, holding him by the legs, and flips backward before driving Doc's face into the mat.
Zach Davis: And now the Speede of Light! Ouch! What impact!
Kyle Steel: Speede goes for the cover, and this might do it!
<DING! DING! DING!>
Nolan Walker: The winner of this match, Roy Speede!
Roy Speede’s arm is raised in victory.
Zach Davis: Roy Speede takes the win and moves on in the WcF Classic!
Kyle Steel: What a win for Speede! Doc came to fight but, Roy had his number tonight! Whoo!
Zach Davis: Oh look out!
Doc shoves Roy out of the ring through the ropes and Speede's music stops as he crashes to the mats. Doc slides out of the ring and smashes Speede head first onto the announcers table! Doc Henry has snapped.. and you can clearly see it in his eyes. Doc picks up Speede and throws him into the ring post! Alex Haden comes running over but Doc hits a vicious clothesline sending him down! Speede stands up and Doc hits a STIFF spinebuster on the mats below. Doc then walks over to some ring officials and shoves them out of the way..
Zach Davis: What's he doing here?!
Kyle Steel: He's got a chair! A steel chair!
Doc slams the chair down on Speedes back! Haden gets up but gets a chair to the back as well! Speede stands to his feet and gets a chairshot to the head for his troubles! Doc throws down the chair in frustration and walks away while his music plays. The crowd begins to boo and Doc doesn't care.
Zach Davis: What the hell?! Are all the losers sore tonight?
Kyle Steel: This tournament is a big deal! It's a HUGE deal! Doc Henry is not happy as of late.. another one stolen from him here tonight..
WCF Classic Tournament - First Round
Jay Price vs John Thomas
Zach Davis: Our next WCF Classic first round match features Jay Price, who many predict to be a favorite to win the tournament, going up against one of the dark horse competitors in the "Hardcore Redneck" John Thomas. I for one like Thomas in this match. How about you Kyle?
Kyle Steel: I'm going with Price in this one. No offense to John Thomas, but right now Price is coming into this match with bad intentions after losing to Jay Williams at Timebomb. I don't think anyone wants to be in the ring with him right now.
Zach Davis: Well it should be an interesting match up, so let's get things started.
The Lights cut out in the arena then the opening chords of “Country Boy Can Survive” blast through the arena as a Rebel Flag lights up the Tron.
The preacher man says its the end of time
and the Mississippi River she's a going dry.
The interest is up and the stock markets down
and you only get mugged if you go downtown.
John Thomas walks out of the ramp wearing a pair of blue jeans, a black tank top, and his black cowboy hat pulled down around his eyes , and with a rebel flag bandanna covering his face, along with Vanessa Lee by his side, and his arm around her waist.
I live back in the woods you see,
my woman,and the kids and the dogs and me.
I got a shotgun and a rifle and a four wheel drive
and a country boy can survive. Country folks can survive.
John continues to walk down the ring and slides into the ring.
Zach Davis: You think Thomas is still seething after watching Price burn and then urinate on a rebel flag?
Kyle Steel: Well how would you feel if you watched a man desecrate something near and dear to your heart? Of course John Thomas is still going to be ticked off. And tonight I'm sure he's looking to get a measure of revenge for himself and all of his fellow proud Southern companions.
All of the lights in the arena go out, sending the crowd into panic mode. A series of red lights slowly begin to come on, starting around the ring and then moving up the ramp toward the stage. Out of nowhere "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA System which instantly draws a chorus of boos and derogative chants from the crowd. The jumbotron flickers to life as highlights of Price's career begin to play, much to the displeasure of the crowd. The booing only intensifies as Price makes his way out onto the stage, his head and most of his face hidden under the hood of a black sweat jacket. He pauses and takes a look out at the crowd, a bit of a grin on his face, before making his way down the ramp toward the ring. Along the way he mockingly attempts to slap a few children's hands before pulling his hand back at the last moment.
Kyle Steel: And the fans here in Houston are really giving it to Price.
He finally reaches the ring steps and climbs them, makes his way through the ropes, and then climbs up the nearest corner to the second turnbuckle. He glares around at the crowd, smirking at the boos and chants, before slowly raising a middle finger for all to see. Finally he hops out of the corner and removes his jacket, choosing to throw it into the referee's face rather than into the crowd, before beginning to stretch to get ready for his match.
DING! DING! DING!
Both men meet up in the center of the ring and a back and forth war of words erupts. Thomas pulls off his Rebel Flag bandanna and points to it before unloading with a thunderous slap across Price's face, drawing a huge pop from the Houston crowd. Price puts his hand up to his cheek and then responds with a kick to the midsection. Thomas doubles over and Price drops him with a european uppercut. He then reaches down and picks up the bandanna.
Zach Davis: Not again.
As the crowds booing intensifies, Price blows his nose and then hocks a loogie into the center of the flag print.
Kyle Steel: Just an utter lack of respect on display.
Price walks over to the ropes and tosses the bandanna to Vanessa, who can only look at him with a look of pure hatred. Price turns back around...AND THOMAS TACKLES HIM TO THE MAT! Thomas with a flurry of punches to the head as the referee tries to break it up. Thomas gets up, stares down the referee and then goes right back to work as Price tries desperately to crawl out of the ring. He eventually slides out under the bottom rope but Thomas follows and keeps up the onslaught.
Zach Davis: John Thomas is set on making Price pay for bad mouthing his culture and heritage for the last week. You can see the fire in his eyes every time he throws a punch.
Thomas grabs hold of Price and whips him back first into the barricade as the referee begins the ten count.
Thomas with a flurry of rapid chops that light up Price's chest. The crowd explodes with "WOOO'S" every time he makes contact.
Thomas pulls Price off the barricade and shoots him toward the ring steps. Price out of nowhere reverses it and sends Thomas crashing into and over the steps. He then rolls into the ring as Vanessa goes to check on him.
Thomas is slowly up as Vanessa tries to will him on. Price sees him and starts toward the ropes when the referee stops his count to cut him off. He gets Price back and resumes.
And Price runs right by him and leaps over the top rope with a suicide dive, connecting and sending both men to the arena floor. Replays are shown as the crowd boos.
Kyle Steel: Sometimes you forget how athletic Price is for someone his size.
Zach Davis: Yeah but it looks like he hurt himself as much as he did Thomas with that one.
The referee restarts the ten count as Price is the first of the two to get up. Price pulls Thomas up and leads him to the ring before pushing him under the ropes. Price slides in and rolls him over for the pin attempt.
And Thomas gets the shoulder up before the two count. Price slaps on a reverse chin lock as Thomas reaches for the ropes.
Kyle Steel: Price has wisely placed himself between Thomas and the ropes, taking away that escape from this hold.
The referee checks on Thomas as Vanessa and the crowd will him on.
Referee: What's it going to be Thomas? You gonna quit?
Thomas responds with a no as he continues to try and fight back. Suddenly Vanessa appears on the apron, drawing Price's attention by teasing to lift her shirt. Price lets go and walks over to her casually.
Zach Davis: Just goes to show you, good or evil, a guy can always be drawn to a pair of boobs.
Price reaches the ropes and Vanessa drops down off the apron, a grin on her face. Price raises his arms as if to say "What the hell?" and then turns around, only to be caught with a superkick to the chin.
Kyle Steel: WHAT A KICK!
Thomas goes for the pin attempt.
Zach Davis: UPSET OF THE YEAR!
AND PRICE GETS HIS FOOT UP ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! The crowd goes nuts as Vanessa pounds on the apron in disgust. Thomas rolls off of Price and checks with the referee, who points to Price's foot on the rope.
Zach Davis: I have no idea how Price got his foot up on that rope. That kick had him knocked out cold.
Kyle Steel: It's that veteran ring sense Zach. Price may not have known who he was at that moment, but he knew the ropes were right there.
Thomas pulls Price away from the ropes and goes for another pin attempt.
And this time Price gets the shoulder up. Thomas gets up to his feet, pulling Price up with him. Thomas goes to set him up for the Country Drop, but Price fights back with a punch to the cut. He follows that up with a shot to the jaw and then whips him into the corner. Price lifts him up to the top rope and then climbs up with him.
Kyle Steel: We saw him going for this at Timebomb. If he hits the Suplex From Hell it's lights out for John Thomas.
Price wraps him up and nails the belly to belly suplex from the top rope. Both men hit the mat hard but Price crawls over and puts an arm over Thomas for the pin attempt.
AND THOMAS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Zach Davis: HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Kyle Steel: Wow. I don't know what else to say, other than wow.
Price rolls to the side and sits up, a look of disbelief on his face. Thomas is holding his head as he slowly sits up and looks toward Vanessa, who is pointing at Price. Thomas looks over in time to see Price coming at him looking for the Hit and Run and he ducks it. Price stops himself at the ropes and curses loudly in anger.
Zach Davis: Frustration slowly setting in as Price has to be thinking about what it's going to take to end this match.
Thomas doesn't give him much chance to think as he gets to his feet. Price grabs hold of him and goes to snap off a suplex. Thomas blocks it and connects with a knee to the midsection. Thomas pulls him in and lifts him up for a powerbomb before walking toward the ropes. Price fights back with punches to the head the whole way. Thomas dumps him over the top rope but Price grabs on and counters with a huricanrana that sends Thomas to the arena floor.
Kyle Steel: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
The referee starts the ten count as Price rolls back into the ring and lays on the mat, exhausted from the match. Vanessa is checking on Thomas, who is laid out on the floor.
With Vanessa and the crowd willing him on, Thomas slowly rolls over onto his side and pushes himself up to his knees.
He pushes himself up to his feet and leans up against the barricade as he stares into the ring at Price.
Zach Davis: The hatred for Price inside of him is fueling John Thomas to keep going.
Thomas makes his way to the ring apron and crawls back in just as the referee reaches seven. Price goes to go after him but the referee stops him. Thomas uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet and Price again goes after him. Again the referee tries to hold him back but Price pushes past. Price grabs Thomas by the back of the head and unloads with a forearm shot to the face. Price then shoots Thomas into the ropes and hits him with an atomic drop. Price then hits the ropes and connects with the Price Check.
Kyle Steel: The Price Check! What a shot to the head.
Thomas is down but still not out so Price measures him up for, and hits, the Hit and Run.
Zach Davis: If John Thomas doesn't have a concussion after this match I'll be shocked.
Price then applies the Nightmare On South Street as the crowd tries to keep Thomas in this match. The referee checks on Thomas and he taps out.
Kyle Steel: And Jay Price advances into round two of the WCF Classic. What a great match though. John Thomas really came into this as an underdog and gave Price one hell of a match.
"Nightmare" hits the speakers as Price gets to his feet. The referee tries to raise his arm but Price pushes him away. The music cuts as Price slides out of the ring, lifts up the ring apron and pulls a table out from under the ring.
Zach Davis: The match is over Price, you won. There is no need for this.
Kyle Steel: Even the winners are sore losers!
Price pushes the table under the bottom rope and then climbs back into the ring. Vanessa is standing by the apron, shouting for Thomas to get out of the ring. Price sets the table up and then walks over to the apron, demanding a microphone. The crowd boos as a ringside employee brings him one.
Jay Price: Timebomb was a fluke. Jay Williams does not deserve to be fighting for the World Championship, I do. I'm the one that is the face of this company. I'm the one who's destiny is to become the WCF World Champion. Jay Williams' victory was a fluke. I know it, you people know it and Jay Williams himself knows it. You...
Price stops as he notices Thomas slowly getting back to his feet. He drops the microphone to the mat and spins him around. Price pulls him in and drops him through the table with an exploder suplex. Price stares down at Thomas as he picks the microphone back up.
Jay Price: You people want to keep drinking the Jay Williams kool-aid and keep believing in his luck, then go ahead. But soon, very soon, you'll all see him for what he really is. I am the best there is in WCF. I am going to win the WCF Classic and I am going to fulfill my destiny by going on to become champion.
The crowd breaks into a "You Suck" chant.
Jay Price: Shut up. All of you, shut your mouths and listen to me. I'm going to win this tournament because unlike luck, which eventually runs out, a man's destiny cannot be stopped. It can only be fulfilled. And if by some miracle, if by some freak of nature, I lose this tournament...
Price pauses as he closes his eyes and tilts his head back, thinking over what he wants to say.
Jay Price: If I lose....I'll retire.
Price drops the microphone to the mat and exits the ring, leaving the audience in stunned silence. The show fades out to commercial with a shot of Price disappearing backstage through the curtain.
With the loud guitars of "You Know My Name" backing him up, the man known as Mr. FPV emerges to begin his fight. He looks around the crowd for a few seconds, as if to scan the crowd, and then starts to walk towards the ring. Just before coming close to the ring, he gets a running start and slides into the ring from under the first rope.
FPV talks a quick walk around the ring, waving the any fan who he makes eye contact with, and then sits down in a lotus position, waiting for the match to begin.
Zach Davis: Mr. FPV is in the ring and ready to go..
Kyle Steel: Oh, I'm excited for this!
Flynn Lives by Daft Punk hits the speakers and the crowd goes apeshit crazy. The lights go out and a single spotlight shines down on the ramp!
Zach Davis: Here he is! It's King Jimmy Dean!
Kyle Steel: Wow! Look what he's coming down to the ring on!
King Jimmy Dean is atop an african elephant. Jimmy Dean waves to the crowd in all their splended splunder. The elephant walks down to the ring slowly and stops at the bottom of the ramp where Jimmy Dean slides off down the trunk and to the apron of the ring. King Jimmy Dean waves one more time to the huge pop. Even Mr. FPV is clapping at his entrance.
Zach Davis: This is incredible! An African Elephant!?
Kyle Steel: He's the king!
The ref rings the bell and Mr. FPV hits a quick spear! The crowd gasps.. Mr. FPV pins..
Zach Davis: What?! Mr. FPV wins!
Kyle Steel: What the hell?! Was the King even ready?!
Mr. FPV gets up and his music hits and he raises his arms in victory.. King gets up and FPV and King stare at each other before shaking hands.. King waves and points at FPV and nods his head. FPV walks out of the ring and up the ramp to the crowds approval. King gets on the apron and the Elephants trunk bends down and picks up King and puts him on his back. The crowd cheers for King Jimmy Dean..
Zach Davis: Tonight has been just crazy weird..
Kyle Steel: And we're half way done!
WCF Classic Tournament - First Round
United States Championship
Shane Borderland vs Ana Valentine
Zach Davis: Oh daddy, this is going to be a good one!
Kyle Steel: You're not lying, Mr. D. Ana Valentine defending her US Title against Shane Borderland? Are we really giving that away on free TV?!
Zach Davis: You bet we are! Lot of history between these two, Kyle. They traded victories against each other in their early days here in WCF. They also became acquainted with one another outside of the ring.
Kyle Steel: That just burns you up inside doesn't it, Zach?
Zach Davis: Not at all. Ana will be mine, Steel. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, or next week or even next year, but with God Almighty as my witness I will put all of my love into Ana Valentine!
As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "The Biggest, The Best" by Clawfinger blairs through the arena. Shane Borderland slowly comes out behind the curtain and stops when he reaches the top of the ramp and looks throughout the crowd. He raises his arms up in the air as the crowd boo’s him. He starts walking down the ramp looking side to side at the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, and turns an looks at the crowd and shakes his head. He goes through the middle rope and hops up on the turnbuckle and extends his arms. (Randy Orton Style) then he jumps off the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: This Shane Borderland is an impressive young superstar, there's no doubt about it. He has future World Champion written all over him and I'm sure that he's going to push Ana to her limits tonight, but--
Kyle Steel: But?
Zach Davis: I gotta but, Kyle. There is a but in this equation.
Kyle Steel: Is it Ana's butt?
Zach Davis: There is that, yes. Shane is so damn good and he's only going to get better, but he's taken his career down a different path than most people expected by joining Dangertainment. I'm not saying that it's the right choice or the wrong choice, but it is a surprising choice.
Kyle Steel: Shane has taken a gamble here, Zach, there's no doubt about that. He was riding high as the Television Champion, defending his title every week with great success, but--
Zach Davis: Ana's butt?
Kyle Steel: Shane wanted something more. He's an ambitious young stud in this wrestling game and he wanted a bigger prize. Tonight he gets his shot, Zachy. A US Title match against the lovely Ms. Valentine and the chance to advance to the second round of the WCF Classic!
"Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls thumps through the speakers and the Houston crowd erupts. Ana walks down the ramp to pink pyro’s shooting off behind her. She pauses at the steps to the ring to blow kisses to the crowd. She then steps into the ring bending low to slip between the middle and bottom rope.
Zach Davis: And here is the United States Champion looking as hot as ever and ready for action!
Kyle Steel: As we said these two superstars have history in and out of the ring, but the stakes have never been higher between them. Think about it, Zach, the United States Championship is on the line and in the bigger picture both Ana and Shane would love to win this Classic and earn a shot at the World Title!
Zach Davis: That's what it's all about, K-man. Everybody wants to hold the World Championship that currently belongs to Johnny Reb!
Slappy Johnson is the referee for this bout. He checks both competitors for weapons and then issues his final instructions. Slappy calls for the bell...
DING! DING! DING!
And the match is underway. Ana circles a bit while Shane shoots in. Ana is able to avoid Shane and throws a quick kick that connects with Shane's hamstring. Undeterred, Shane again lunges in for the grapple but Ana is able to avoid him and land two more quick kicks that punish Shane's leg.
Zach Davis: Speedy striking and fleet feet by Ana Valentine here in the early going!
Ana is able to circle away from Shane when he tries to engage her. Frustrated, Shane charges to try to get a hold of Ana. Ana sidesteps Shane and he crashes into the corner. Shane spins around and charges at Ana again. Ana drops to the mat and sends Shane flying with a monkey flip, drawing a cheer from the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Ana is showing off her agility and she's doing a good job of keeping Shane off-balance!
Shane gets back to his feet and eats a spinning heel kick from Ana. She makes the cover.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Borderland kicks out.
Zach Davis: Ana is off to a hot start. She's really putting the pressure on Shane! I'm a bit surprised, Kyle.
Kyle Steel: Ana was fired up coming into this match, Zach. She didn't like the comments that Shane made about her during his promos. Shane questioned her desire to be a champion and defend her title, and he also promised to destroy her. Ana is a proud champion and a fiery competitor, so she takes those remarks very personally!
Ana plants Shane with a snap suplex and then climbs the turnbuckles in the corner.
Zach Davis: Ana's going high risk!
Ana waits for Shane to get to his feet and then leaps from the top rope. Ana hits a high, arcing cross body block on the challenger.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Zach Davis: Shane kicks out! He really hasn't been able to get out of the starting block yet, Kyle.
Kyle Steel: No, Ana is taking the fight to him and not giving him a chance to regroup!
Ana lays into Shane with some hard chops as the crowd "WOO'S!" along with each one. Shane fights back with some hard punches that stagger Ana. The champion responds by clobbering Shane with an Enzuigiri to the back of his head.
Zach Davis: My goodness, the impact! Ana just knocked Shane into next week!
Incredibly, Shane shakes off the punishing kick from Ana and then flattens Ana with a stiff clothesline, drawing gasps from the crowd.
Zach Davis: Holy cow! How did Shane just absorb that blow from Ana?!
Kyle Steel: I don't know but he paid her back for it, that's for damn sure! I'm surprised that her head is still attached!
Shane grins and takes a moment to admire his handiwork before he drops down on Ana and hooks her leg.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Ana kicks out. Shane helps her to her feet before nailing her with a jawbreaker. The move staggers Ana. She spins around in a circle and walks right into a powerful spinebuster from Shane that sends her to the mat. Shane makes another cover.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Ana kicks out.
Zach Davis: Ana's tiny body was plastered by those two power moves from Shane Borderland and still she refuses to give up!
Kyle Steel: She's a champion, Zach. She's taken punishment before.
Zach Davis: I know but I just... it rips me apart inside to see her like that.
Kyle Steel: Take an Oxy. It'll put a smile on your face.
Shane shows no mercy as he drives his knee repeatedly into Ana's diminutive spine.
Kyle Steel: Shane has a mean streak, there's no doubt about it. We call him the "Bad Boy" for a reason. He's putting a hurting on Ana right now, softening her up, and he looks like he's getting his rocks off in the process. I can only suspect that he wants to taste Ana's blood, Zach.
Zach Davis: He might well do that, Kyle, as much as it pains me to say.
Shane pulls Ana up by her long blond locks and violently thrusts her head between his legs. Boos rain down from the crowd, but they don't bother Shane. Shane smiles as he lifts Ana up for a piledriver, pauses to let the blood rush to her head and then spikes her head off the mat with total disregard for her safety. Shane "brushes the dirt off his hands" and then hooks Ana's leg.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Zach Davis: Resiliency is being shown by the United States Champion, Ana Valentine! I thought Shane might have broken her neck with that devastating piledriver!
Kyle Steel: Shane's not finished yet, Zach. He's pulling Ana back up to her tiny feet and now he's... he's setting her up for a suplex? No, it's a brainbuster! Ana's head just hit the canvas with a thud! Her eyes look glassed over, Zach!
Zach Davis: Ana! Can you hear me, Ana!?
Shane has a smug look as he makes the cover on Ana.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Zach Davis: Ana kicked out! The Bad Boy is unable to put away the United States Champion!
The audience members cheer and shout encouragement toward Ana. Shane snarls at the crowd and tells them to shut up, which draws a loud chorus of boos.
Kyle Steel: This crowd certainly respects Ana's courage and fortitude, but Shane will have none of that. His disposition has grown increasingly ornery as this match has progressed.
Zach Davis: I think he's frustrated, Kyle, frustrated because he can't put away Ana and win this match!
Shane waits for Ana to get up and then drills her in the face with a running kneelift. He quickly follows up with a powerful butterfly suplex that buries the champion into the mat. Shane covers Ana, hooking her leg high to increase his leverage on the pin.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
It's close but Ana kicks out.
Zach Davis: No! The champion will not be defeated!
The crowd lets out a cheer for Ana. Shane punches the mat in frustration, then he turns to Ana and starts punching her repeatedly about the head and face. The crowd boos Shane's display of overtly violent misogyny but he doesn't care, he keeps punching Ana.
Zach Davis: Oh big man punching a woman! What a real Bad Boy!
Kyle Steel: He's just trying to win the match, Zach!
Zach Davis: So it's ok, then? Chivalry is dead when there's a title at stake?
Kyle Steel: Pretty much, yes!
Shane lands a few final punches to punctuate his flurry, then jumps to his feet and lets out a roar. The boos from the crowd grow ever louder and more impassioned. Shane pulls Ana up and whips her hard into the corner. When Ana hits the turnbuckles she immediately winces and grasps at her back. Shane licks his lips and chugs toward Ana, looking for a corner splash. Ana moves out of the way and Shane eats turnbuckle, during a cheer from the crowd.
Zach Davis: Yeah! Ana's not done yet!
Ana takes a moment to shake the cobwebs loose and then climbs onto the turnbuckles, trapping Shane in the corner. Ana unloads on Shane with big punches as the crowd jumps to its feet and counts along, "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!" Ana loads up on the last one before obliterating Shane's noggin and causing his body to spasm, "TEN!" Ana hops off the turnbuckles and allows Shane to stagger forward a few feet. Shane almost faceplants but he keeps his balance and spins around to face Ana. Ana drills him with a thunderous superkick that knocks Shane to the mat.
Zach Davis: Superkick from Ana! She then looks directly behind the announcers and notices a man standing in the third or fourth row. She makes eye contact somehow.. and just stares for a few seconds.. She then shakes her head in confusion..and makes the cover!
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Kyle Steel: Shane kicks out! This match has turned on a dime, Zach! Ana is in control! Now she has to take advantage and put Shane away before he regroups!
Zach Davis: Who the hell was she staring at? Me? I hope so!
Ana doesn't let up as Shane stumbles to his feet. She lifts Shane up and drops him across her knee with a vicious facebreaker. The crowd pops big-time for that move. Shane clearly looks dazed and confused.
Zach Davis: I think Shane might have just swallowed some teeth after that facebreaker from Ana!
Ana goes for another cover on Shane, hooking his leg in the process.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Zach Davis: Borderland kicks out! Gotta give the devil his due, Shane is a tough SOB.
Kyle Steel: Shane certainly is tough, Zach, but he's hardly the devil. That's a harsh statement!
Zach Davis: You're right... Torture is the devil!
Ana is feeling it as she jumps to her feet and climbs the turnbuckles. Ana reaches the top rope and pumps her fist, drawing a cheer from the fans. Shane stands up and Ana flies off the top rope, drilling Shane with a clothesline that really pops the crowd.
Zach Davis: Flying clothesline from Ana! Will that be enough to finish Borderland?
Kyle Steel: Ana's not done yet, Zach! She's pulling Shane up... and she just planted him with a cutter right in the middle of the ring!
Zach Davis: The Ana Cutter! That's gotta be it! No way Shane kicks out!
Ana hooks Shane's leg as she makes the cover.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Shane gets his shoulder up, just barely, and the Houston crowd collectively groans.
Zach Davis: I don't believe it! Shane kicked out from the Ana Cutter! How did he do it? Can he feel pain inside?!
Kyle Steel: Ana's going for Cupid's Arrow! She's trying to finish this match once and for all!
The crowd roars its approval as Ana sets up for her patented version of the German suplex. Ana gets Shane up and over but he lands on his feet behind her.
Zach Davis: Wut?!
Kyle Steel: An incredible show of athleticism by Borderland!
Ana turns around to face Shane and catches a boot to the midsection before she even has a chance to react. Shane sticks Ana's head between his legs. He quickly hoists her into the air and drives her into the mat with a vicious powerbomb that draws gasps from the crowd.
Zach Davis: HUGE powerbomb by Borderland! Shane makes the cover on Ana! New champ?!
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Ana gets a shoulder up, drawing a roar from the crowd.
Zach Davis: Ana does it again! She will not quit! She's not giving up that United States Championship without a fight!
Kyle Steel: Shane looks beside himself, Zach. He's not sure what to do now. He can't keep Ana's shoulders down!
Zach Davis: I'd like to keep her shoulders down while I'm--
Kyle Steel: Shane is setting up for Death Row! This ain't good for the champ!
Shane levels Ana with his version of the Wrist Clutch Exploder and makes the cover.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Zach Davis: Foot on the rope! Ana got her foot on the rope!
Kyle Steel: Shane is screaming at the referee! He can't believe that wasn't a three!
While Shane is giving Slappy Johnson a piece of his mind, he's also giving Ana time to recover. Ana gets to her feet and slides up behind Shane. Ana sets up for Cupid's Arrow, once again. Shane has a shocked expression on his face as Ana lifts him up for a ride and plants him into the mat.
Zach Davis: Cupid's Arrow! Ana hit it! She makes the cover!
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
Zach Davis: Shoulder up! Shane got his shoulder up! How'd he do it! How the hell did he get that damn shoulder up!?
Ana slaps the mat in frustration, a look of disbelief on her face.
Kyle Steel: Ana is still in control here. She can't allow herself to come undone. Victory is within her grasp!
Ana looks back over for the man behind the announcers. The cameras show the man but he's now gone. He isn't there.. an empty seat. Ana maintains her focus. She stands and waits for Shane to get up, looking ready to pounce on him when he does. Shane gets to his feet. Ana moves in for the kill, setting Shane up for Cupid's Bow, her version of the spinebuster. Shane slips out of it and quickly gutwrenches Ana.
Zach Davis: Oh noes! Shane's going for QD2! That's his finisher!
Shane lifts Ana into the air. He gets her into the Tombstone position, crosses her legs and drives her headfirst into the mat, with authority. Shane makes the cover on Ana's lifeless body as the crowd collectively hopes for a miracle.
Slappy Johnson: ONE...
DING! DING! DING!
Zach Davis: Borderland defeats Ana... dammit!
Kyle Steel: Shane Borderland is the new WCF United States Champion and he also advances to the second round of the WCF Classic!
"The Biggest, The Best" hits the PA and the crowd boos. Shane jumps to his feet. The referee raises Shane's hand and hands him the United States Championship belt. The boos from the crowd grow louder.
Zach Davis: I have to give Shane credit, he pulled out the win and he did it without any help.
Kyle Steel: If there was any doubt about whether Shane made the right move by giving up the Television Championship and joining Dangertainment, he quelled that doubt tonight!
Shane hops out of the ring and grabs a mic, then he jumps back into the ring. Shane gets on his hands and knees over Ana's still motionless body and holds the mic up to his lips.
Shane Borderland: I told you so!
Shane sneers at Ana and begins cackling like a madman.
Zach Davis: Oh this is classy. What a great show of sportsmanship by our new United States Champion!
Shane drops the mic and waves the US Title belt in front of Ana's face. Then he gets to his feet and holds the belt up high for all to see as angry boos rain down from the crowd.
WCF Classic Tournament - First Round
Creeping Death vs .....
The show comes back from commercial with a sweeping camera shot of the crowd cheering and holding up their homemade signs.
Zach Davis: Welcome back to Slam ladies and gentlemen. Up next we have what could be an amazing match for the ages...or thirty seconds of Creeping Death beating the crap out of yet another unlucky soul.
Kyle Steel: Maybe we should explain. You see for the past few weeks we've had someone proclaiming that he was going to make what he calls "The Return Of The Century". I have no idea who it is, and I know you don't either Zach. All we do know is that he is here tonight.
Zach Davis: Well let's get this party started and see who it is.
The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. Then, the intro for "Blood and a Siren" by Index Case plays. After the little guitar intro, when the song gets intense, a spotlight hits the curtain and Creeping Death emerges, wearing a black hoodie with the hood up.
Kyle Steel: Here comes Creeping Death who's looking to win his 3rd WCF Classic. But first he has to get by the mystery man.
Zach Davis: I don't care who the mystery man, Creeping Death has to be the odds on favorite to win the Classic.
He headbangs with the crowd as they throw up the devil horns, and he does the same back to them on his way to the ring. CD enters the ring by sliding in through the bottom rope. Inside, he walks to the far corner, leaps up and takes a seat on the top rope, awaiting the match to begin.
CD's music fades out and all eyes, including CD's, turn to the stage as everyone waits. Several moments pass as the crowd begins to get antsy.
Kyle Steel: Did someone remind the mystery man that he was supposed to be here tonight?
All of the lights suddenly cut as the crowd goes nuts.
Zach Davis: WHO IS IT?!? WHO IS IT?!?
"Hysteria" by Muse hits the speakers. The crowd collectively groans in disappointment.
Zach Davis: That music...oh god no.
Kyle Steel: ...The Superfans?
Zach Davis: It makes sense. They're whole careers were based on mimicking others.
And the music cuts. The crowd cheers.
Kyle Steel: Now that one was just cruel.
Creeping Death is understandably pissed as he raises his arms and begins shouting toward the backstage area. Suddenly the jumbotron lights up as a series of random letters appear with a message below it:
Oblivion Aint Done.. fool!
Kyle Steel: Before we get started we have Hank brown, backstage with a special guest!
The cameraman, backstage, pans upat Oblivion, from boots to his hdeous masked head!!
Hank Brown: Oblivi....
Oblivion grabs the mic and pushes Hank Brown away. the small reporter stumbles sideways and collapses in a comedic way. the crowd laughs!! Oblivion looks at Brown, but shakes IT's head!!
Oblivion: IDIOT!! Listen up!!! Reb, you may have numerous challengers lined up for your WCF World Championship!!! IT will always be around!! IT will get another shot at the Wrold Championship!! IT promises you that!!! Speede and Haden, shine up those tag titles. IT has a sneaky feeling that The Shadow Conspiracy will be going head-hunting soon. You two will be...NEXT, SOON!!! That you can, CHOKE.... ON.... THAT!!
Oblivion holds out the mic....
The crowd: BI-I-I-ITCHES!!!
We cut to a commercial break.
A Limo Appears!
A limo shows up. A long stretch black limo.
Zach Davis: Oh yeah! Is this Mark Markman?! Is he finally here?!
The camera pans down to the back door. It opens up.. two feet step out.. and we now see Mark Markman in a nice suit that can fit around his 350 pound body. He smiles and puts on dark sunglasses obviously never looking this good. He's about to close the back door when he says something..
Mark Markman: I can't wait to tell them about you man! You.. being a special guest? The ratings will go through the roof! I can't wait to see their faces!
Markman is done talking to whoever is sitting in the back and now walks with six security guards to the back door hallway..
Zach Davis: Wait?! WHAT? HE HAS A SPECIAL GUEST?!
Kyle Steel: WHO THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!
Zach Davis: WE GOT TO GO TO A COMMERCIAL.. I CAN'T WAIT NOW!
WCF Classic Tournament - First Round
Phillip Baines vs Greenfever(c)
Zach Davis: Again, thanks again for tuning in. tonight's a BIG night!!
Kyle Steel: That's absolutely correct, Zach. Tonight we have eight great matches, seven of those are for the WCF Classic Tournament! The tournament winner will get an instant world title contract.
Zach Davis: Better yet!
Kyle steel: Better than that?!
Zach Davis: The WCF Classic Tournament winner, he will be known as the Classic Champion.
Kyle Steel: The classic Champion will decides at any slam or any Pay Per View when he gets to "cash in" that contract.
Zach Davis: tonights main event match of the evening about to begin....
The eerie opening strains of "Exiles" by Therapy fill the arena as the lighting goes wonky.
Kyle Steel: Did you see that?!
Kyle Steel: See what?
Kyle Steel looks around.
Kyle steel: I don't see anything.
Zach Davis: You didn't see the arena lights?
Kyle Steel: No, what happened?
Zach Davis: As soon as Phillip Banks music started the lights started act funny.
A major pyrotechnics explosion occurs at the entrance ramp followed by the drums and bass kicking in on the song. Now, the lighting is really tripping out.
Zach Davis: See, look!!
Zach points up at the lights.
Phillip Baines appears at the top of the ramp along with Bobby and Emily Hotchkiss Cairo, along with Gina DeCarlo. They're greeted by a loud cheer from the crowd and a fancy display of sparkly pyro. The foursome raises their arms in salute to the fans and then they make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way.
Once they reach the ring Phil hops onto the apron and flips forward over the top rope while Bobby walks up the steps and climbs in through the ropes. Phil holds the ropes open for Gina to enter the ring while Bobby does the same for Emily. Inside the ring they each go to a corner, hop onto the turnbuckles and salute the fans once again.
The lights drop as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness.
Kyle Steel: Her comes the Hardcore Champion in all of his bloody glory!!
Greenfever's face and hands are smeared with blood. Oblivion creeps near Greenfever
Zach Davis: Great, fantastic!! Hear comes The Shadow Conspiracy!!
The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at them, as they makes their way to the ring.
Zach Davis: Can't you feel that energy!! This is what the crowd came to see.... Greenfever making someone else another victim!!
Kyle Steel: Don't count Phillip Baines short. He is the protege' of the same man I have replaced in this announcing booth, Bobby Cairo. I'm sure that Bobby Cairo has trained Baines very well.
Zach Davis: Someone is gonna end up bleeding tonight!!
Kyle Steel: This IS a Hardcore Title Match and Greenfever IS the champion. So, yeah. Someone is gonna bleed!!
The match begins, as Bobby and Emily Hotchkiss-Cairo, along with Gina DeCarlo are in Phillip banks corner, as Oblivion will be Greenfever's corner.
Zach Davis: As you can see, there are various weapons around the ring.
One, of the two ringside cameraman begin to pan around the numerous steel cans filled with weapons.
The crowd: Let's go, Phillip!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap!!> Let's go, Phillip!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap!!> Let's go, Phillip!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap!!>
Kyle Steel: This crowd is 100 percent behind Phillip Baines!!
Greenfever and Baines hook up....
The crowd gets excited.
Zach Davis: Greenfever, with a quick combo of a bloody right fist, a left knife-edge chop, a left boot to Baine's mid-section, a blantant poke the Baine's eye, then the champion finishes that off, as Baines bends over, with a stiff right elbow to the back of his challenger's neck.
Kyle Steel: Phillip Baines falls down to the mat.
Oblivion: RIP HIM APART!!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion screams out encouragement!!
Greenfever lunges towards a fallen Baines and begin striking him with left and right forearms and elbows to the head of his challenger.
Kyle Steel; looks like, as Baines struggles to get on an even base, Greenfever leaves the ring.
Zach Davis: Now, the fun begins!!
Oblivion slowly creeps around the ring, keeping an eye on Baines' trio, as Greenfever exits the ring and walks over to a trash can.
Kyle Steel: Greenfever looks through the available weapons....
The crowd shrieks out.
Greenfever pulls out and nail covered 2x4, along with a kendo stick.
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!! Greenfever has pulled out a nail covered piece of wood and a kendo stick!!
Greenfever drops the nail covered 2 x 4 and.....
Greenfever proceeds to slams the kendo stick on the bare skin of Phillip Baines. Baines squirms around, trying to avoid future kendo stick shots!! Baines ends up rolling towards the 2 x 4.
Kyle Steel: Greenfever quickly walks over towards his challenger.
Zach Davis: OH MY GAW-AWDD-D!!
Greenfever drops to his knees, as he drops the kendo stick!!
Phillip baines takes the end, of the 2 x 4 and clubs Greenfever, on the forehead.
Zach Davis: Phillip Baines nails a kneeling champion, with several shin kicks to his chest
Kyle Steel: Spinning roundhouse kick!!
Zach Davis: Greenfever crashes face first to the mat.
Phillip Baines exits the ring and looks around. Bobby Cairo points at a metal chair. Baines returns to the ring and...
Kyle Steel: The challenger slams the chair on the head and upper back of the champion!!
Baines places the chair, as he grabs for Greenfever and hooks him up with a double under hook.
Zach Davis: Phillip Baines picks up Greenfever and...
Kyle Steel: The challenger nails the champion with a double under hook suplex. Now he is dropping several quick elbows on the fallen champion.
Zach Davis: Baines picks up Greenfever and irish-whips him into the ropes.
Kyle Steel: A missile dropkick from Phillip Baines.
Baines leaves the ring and looks under the ring.
The crowd: WE WANT TABLES!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap!!> WE WANT TABLES!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap!!>
Baines slides out a table, as Bobby Cairo gets close enough to give more instructions.
Zach Davis: Here comes Greenfever!!
Greenfever slides out of the ring in between Cairo and Baines. There is immediate sense of tension. the crowd erupts, as they begin to stand for the possibility of a Greenfever-Cairo confrontation.
Kyle Steel: The crowd is going crazy, here comes Oblivion.
Oblivion runs around the ring and towards everyone else. Oblivion gets in between Cairo and Greenfever.
Zach Davis: The Dark One is staring down Bobby Cairo, as IT snarls down at Bobby Cairo!!
The crowd is nearly erupting, when Oblivion prevents any confrontation between Bobby Cairo and Greenfever. Greenfever kicks the table into Phillip Baines' chest!!
Kyle Steel: Greenfever knocks his challenger down ringside. Greenfever walks over to a trashcan and dumps out the contents.
Greenfever grabs the trash can and throws it at the head of Phillip Baines. The table is dropped. Oblivion slowly walks away, as he reminds Cairo that he can see him.
Zach Davis: Greenfever grabs the trashcan and places it on Baines' head,
Kyle Steel: Greenfever grabs a crutch and....
The hardcore champion slams the crutch against the can!! Baines stumbles around, as the can falls off Baines.
Zach Davis: Greenfever is waiting for Baines to spin around and.....
Kyle Steel: the champion slams the crutch, right between the eyes!!
As the crutch splinters, Greenfever kicks Baines in the mid-section, then....
Zach Davis: DDT on the concrete floor!!
Bobby, Gina, and Emily begin to scream at Greenfever, as Oblivion screams around the ring and again confronts Bobby Cairo and begins to shout at the three...
Oblivion: STAND BACK!!!
Greenfever begins to pound down on the forehead of Baines. the crowd begins to scream out!!
Kyle Steel: IT'S DINNER TIME!! Greenfever begins to bite down on Baines' forehead.
Greenfever grabs Phillip Baines by the hair and they both run past Bobby, Gina, and Emily as Greenfever tosses Phillip Baines into the ring post.
Zach Davis: Phillip Baines' head cracks against the steel post and the challenger drops to the floor, like a bag of potatoes. Oblivion is slowly slinking towards Phillip Baines.
Kyle Steel: That infuriates Bobby Cairo! Look at Bobby, as he flies at Oblivion.
Cairo gets in the face of Oblivion! The crowd near by are standing on their feet and encouraging both men, to throw punches.
Zach Davis: The tension is high!!
As Greenfever walks towards Phillip Baines, he grabs for a metal chair. Baines begins to stand up.
Kyle Steel: Oh my god!! There goes the champion, with chair in hand.
Greenfever swings the chair towards Phillip Baines....
Zach Davis: The champion swings the chair towards a kneeling Phillip Baines, but misses and hits the ring post.
Greenfever lets go of the chair. Baines lifts Greenfever.
Zach Davis: This could be a brainbuster!
Phillip Baines slingshots Greenfever's body off the top rope, spins and plants him with a nasty, skull-rattling brainbuster!!
Zach Davis/Kyle Steel: A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!
Kyle Steel: Baines is going for the pin!!
The crowd is screaming with cheers! The referee slides into position!
The crowd: ONE!!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREE-....NO-O-O-O-O!!!
Zach Davis: Baines picks up Greenfever's bloody head!!
Kyle Steel: The challenger has something to prove!!
Baines grabs the table and unfolds it and places it in front of the corner. Baines scoots the table a couple more inches!!
Zach Davis: Baines leaves the ring and looks through the weapons and finds lighter fluid.
Baines gets back into the ring and stomps on the Hardcore Champion! Baines drenches the table with the excellerant and lights the table on fire!!
Kyle Steel: Now, that's HARDCORE!!!
Baines grabs for Greenfever, but...
Zach Davis: Side kick to a round-house kick to a spin-kick combo!!
Kyle Steel: Greenfever is trying to slam the end of Phillip Baines into the flaming table, but Baines stops it and steps back....
Zach Davis: SUPERKICK!!
Kyle Steel: Phillip Baines grabs Greenfever and is carrying him to the top turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Oh my....
Kyle Steel: Baines has Greenfever in a powerbomb position... MY GOD, HE'S NOT GONNA DO IT, IS HE?!?
The flames on the table are hot and high!!
Zach Davis: NO WAY!! HE'S NOT GONNA DO IT, IS HE?
Kyle Steel: Greenfever is trying to breakout, by striking his challenger, but....
Kyle Steel: OH...MY.... GOD!!!
Zach Davis: HOLY HELL!!!
Kyle Steel/Zach Davis: HALCYON DAZE!!!
Kyle Steel: Phillip Baines just executed a top rope 720° sitout powerbomb on Greenfever through a flaming table!!!
The crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap!!> THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap!!> THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap!!>
Phillip Baines goes for the pin attempt.
Zach Davis: With pieces of table on fire throughout the ringside area, WCF Senior referee, Stanley Moser slides in for the pin attempt....
The crowd: ONE!!!
Zach davis: That's one!
The crowd: TWO!!
Kyle Steel: That's two!!
The crowd: THREE!!!
Zach Davis: Oh my Gaw-aw-awd!!! Phillip Baines just defeated Greenfever, for the WCF Hardcore Championship!!
Kyle Steel: Phillip Baines moves on in the WCF Classic Tournament!!!
Zach Davis: A new United States Champion and Hardcore Champion just like that!
Kyle Steel: Cairo knows talent, Zach. Baines is for real.. he's for VERY real!
Zach Davis: We gotta take a commercial break..
And The Grand Finale!
Zach Davis: Ladies and Gentlemen.. we now go live inside the ring where Kyle Steel has your attention..
Kyle Steel: Thank you Zach. Wrestling Championship Federation fans.. I'm proud to announce to you.. making his first.. live appearance.. our current.. PRESIDENT AND GENERAL MANAGER OF WCF!
Kyle Steel: THE ONE... THE ONLY... MARK! MAAAAARRRKKKKMMMAAAANNNN!!!!
Generic rock music plays as Mark Markman comes out from behind the curtain to a standing ovation and loud response! Kyle Steel rushes back to the announcers desk at ringside while security guards hover around Mark Markman. He walks his way down the ramp as millions of flashbulbs go off in the arena. Markman enters the ring and waves more last time.
Zach Davis: He's here, Kyle! Markman is live.. and in color.. and inside the ring!
Kyle Steel: What a night this has been.. and God knows what he's going to have up his sleeve for his special announcement!
Markman takes this microphone out of his back pocket as the music stops. He takes his glasses off and hands them to one of the security guards.
Mark Markman: Oh man.. am I happy to be here.. INSIDE THIS VERY RING!
Mark Markman: Tonight.. is about business.. about BIG business.. so let's get right to it! At Explosion.. live on April 25.. For the World Heavyweight Championship.. it'll be signed next week right here in the middle of the ring.. Johnny Reb defends his Championship belt against Jay The Gamer Williams!
Mark Markman: Sadly, I won't be here live next week on Slam.. but the contract signing will take place.. it's going to be one hell of a contract signing!
Markman smiles and thinks about his next announcement.
Mark Markman: However.. I've got some big news.. but I'd rather do it face to face.. so I'm going to ask for Donald Deruty to come out here please.
Kyle Steel: What? He's here?!
12 Stones - Underdog begins to play. Deruty comes out in casual wear and the crowd cheers. Deruty raises his arms and smiles. A bit bruised up but nothing visually different. Deruty stands in the ring and shakes Markmans hands.
Mark Markman: Now, Deruty. I made that Hell in a Cell match last week so that This is War couldn't interfere. So that you had no problems finally getting a fair match..
Mark Markman: I apologize. We had no idea that Creeping Death was in the position of the cameraman. As I have figured out, it had nothing to do with This is War or Torture, and I had no idea it was him neither. Creeping Death decided to do that on his own. Again though, I apologize.
Deruty kind of shrugs at it but agrees to it. Markman puts the mic back to his lips.
Mark Markman: However.. at Explosion.. live from Mexico City, Mexico.. I'm giving you.. ONE... MORE.... SHOT!
The crowd erupts.. Derutys face turns to a smile..
Mark Markman: IN THE MAIN EVENT.. DONALD DEEE DAAYY DERUTY. GOES ONE ON ONE.. WITH TORTURE!
Crowd pops big time and Deruty hugs Markman in celebration! D-Day and his fans know he can beat Torture... Kings of Leon hits and the crowd erupts into boos. Deruty quickly turns around and Markmans smile goes away.
Zach Davis: SON OF A BITCH! HE RUINS EVERYTHING!
Kyle Steel: Well this announcement has something to do with him, Zach.. He wants to voice his opinion..
Torture steps through the curtain very slowly in casual attire as well and a bandaid across his forehead. He walks directly down the ramp though slow.. and steps into the ring. Deruty puts Markman behind him and the security guards step in front of Torture. Tort smirks and grabs a microphone.
Torture: First of all, you can tell your WCF reject guards to calm the hell down, I'm not here to put my hands on anyone. I'm here to tell you that I won't be facing D-Day..
Torture: Oh shut up. I have done nothing.. and I mean NOTHING.. but defeat Deruty three times in a row.. and you think a fourth time is the charm?
Mark Markman: I know it's a charm!
Torture: Mark, let me explain something to you.. let me spell it for you.. to win in this ring.. you have to be Torture.. Is that not something you comprehend?
Mark Markman: Now Torture, let me finish.. I have a guest! A special guest.. So I would like for you to .. well.. you know what.. forget it.. I'll invite the special guest out here.... You and D-Day may want to actually see him again..
Torture drops the microphone and shrugs his shoulders..
Kyle Steel: Who the hell is it!?
Mark Markman: SPECIAL GUEST.. PLEASE COME ON OUT!
"Gravesend (Lake of Fire)" players over the speakers...
Zach Davis: WWWHHHHHHHAAATTT?!?!?!? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OHHHHH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!
The crowd erupts with such force that people may have had a heart attack!
Kyle Steel: NO WAY DO I BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING RIGHT NOW!
Slickie T has his back to the crowd and making his famous "T" symbol with outstretched arms... to the loudest pop ever.. Torture's blood has rushed from his head.. Markman is clapping his hands together.. Day is shocked.. and happy..
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! I CANT .. BELIEVE.. MY HEAD.. IS RUSHI.. WHAT... IM HAVING.. MY HEAD.. IS EXPLODING..
Slickie T turns around and starts to walk down the ramp but stops.. he notices the crowd still cheering so he stands on the ramp and smiles that big awesome smile. He pounds his heart a few times mouthing the words "thank you, thank you..".. Slickie keeps smiling as he walks down the ramp... He stops half way and looks to his left.. he winks and smiles.. a small teenage girl is crying her eyes out and is reaching her arms out.. Slickie smiles and walks over to her and hugs her.. She goes absolutely crazy and screams.. He just laughs as her parents are applauding him. Slickie continues walking and gets to the steps where he walks to the apron.. and then looks out at the crowd and he takes a deep breathe and steps in through the ropes.. he can't believe he's in the ring.. he looks over at the corner and jogs over and jumps on to the ropes to ONE MORE HUGE eruption from the fans!
Zach Davis: KYLE.. I CANT .. I CANT BREATHE RIGHT NOW.. SLICKIE T... IS IN THE RING.. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY OWN EYES.. I CANT.. I DONT WANT TO SIT DOWN.. THIS MAN DESERVES A STANDING OVATION!
Slickie's music stops as he stops in the middle of the ring and notices Torture not moving. Staring a hole through the eyes of Slickie T.. Markman puts the microphone back to his lips..
Mark Markman: Torture.. Slickie T is my special guest.. and I was just going to have him come out here.. and give the fans a good treat.. but since you came out here.. It dawned on me.. At Explosion.. if Slickie T wants to of course.. Torture and D-Day needs a .. well.. you guys need.. A REFEREE!
The crowd pops.. D-Day nods yes.. YES.. Torture looks at Markman... and Slickie looks at Markman and nods.. "Hell yeah!".. The crowd pops..
Mark Markman: THEN ITS OFFICIAL! TORTURE VS D-DAY.. AND SLICKIE T IS THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!
The crowd pops as Markman notices Torture looking vicious. Markman grabs his security and exits the ring quickly.. As they do..
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! WE GET MORE SLICKIE T! WE GET MORE SLICKIE T I CANT BELIEVE IT!
Torture turns and shoves D-Day back into the corner but Slickie grabs Torture from behind and hits the T-Bone!
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! THE TEEEEBOONEEE! DOWN GOES TORTURE DOWN GOES TORTURE DOWN GOES TORTURE
Kyle Steel: SLICKIE T.. HAS STILL GOT IT!
Slickie grabs Day's arm and raises it in the air..
Kyle Steel: ON APRIL TWENTY FIFTH.. WILL WE SEE SLICKIE T RAISING DAYS ARM IN VICTORY JUST LIKE WE SEE NOW?
Zach Davis: OH MY GODDD ITS SLICKIE TTTT I CANT BELIEVE IT..
Kyle Steel: We're out of time, fans, join us next week on Monday Night Slam!
Zach Davis: THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST MOMENT IN PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.. HELL.. MY ENTIRE ANNOUNCING CAREER!
The logo appears as Slickie T and D-Day continue celebrating over Torture's body. The fans are going crazy.
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD THIS WAS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF MONDAY NIGHT SLAM...