Monday Night Slam Intro
The WCF logo appears and fireworks explode from the ramp and above the ring, we then cut to the announcers as the sold out crowd cheer their asses off.
Zach Davis: WELCOME WRESTLING FANS...
Kyle Steel : This is of course, Monday Night Slam!
Zach Davis: And what a night we have, Kyle! We'll be Slammin' with a World Heavyweight Championship contract signing!
Kyle Steel: We're also going to air our taped interviews that we had with each respected wrestler.. I, of course, interviewd Deruty on Thursday.. and Zach interviewed Torture on Friday..
Zach Davis: I hope we air them tonight, so you can all see how much of a bully Torture is! He's a pile of trash.. he has a serious case of ego-maniac bullyness and I hope the interviews shows it. He had no class, and was completely unprofessional to me and my staff and I'll say this.. I'm glad I got out of there when I did, or I wouldn't be sitting here tonight!
Kyle Steel: Well we also have a number one contenders match for the Tag Team Championships at Explosion.. and how can we forget..
Zach Davis: It's the second round of the WCF Classic.. where the Championships are still on the line!
Kyle Steel: Who wants the noriety of winning the WCF Classic Tournament and cash in on an Instant World Heavyweight Championship title match ANY TIME of their choosing!?
Zach Davis: 8 Wrestlers left..
Kyle Steel: And when tonight is over we'll be down to the final four!
Nate Bishop vs Tommy Knoxville vs Steeltoe Joe
Three men are already in the ring and the bell sounds! Bishop hits a clothesline and Knoxville goes down. Joe then shoves Bishop out of the ring! Joe then picks up Knoxville and hits a few moves before picking him up into a body slam! Joe goes for a quick cover!
Zach Davis: Whoa! Almost a three count!
Joe picks up Knoxville but gets reversed into a pin!
Kyle Steel: ONE! TWO! Kick up!
Knoxville gets up and ducks Joes kick and hits the ropes where he hits a flying shoulder tackle! Knoxville gets up and picks up Joe and hits a piledriver. Knoxville calls for the finish of the match! Knoxville hits the Iron Spike on Joe! Bishop slides into the ring and grabs Knoxville and throws him over the top rope!
Zach Davis: Well! Where did he come from!?
Kyle Steel: Must have been waiting!
Bishop covers Joe for the pin!
Knoxville grabs the ref and slides him out of the ring and punches him! Knoxville gets DQ'ed! DING DING DING
Zach Davis: Well, what the hell?!
Kyle Steel: So Joe and Bishop win?
Zach Davis: No idea, we got to go to a commercial!
Tank Reaper vs King Jimmy Dean
Zach Davis: Welcome back from commercial and Tank is now in the ring ready and awaiting the King..
Kyle Steel: You can see Tank sporting the new This is War t-shirt which I will remind you is on sale on WCFShop dot com!
Flynn Lives by Daft Punk hits the speakers and the crowd goes wild. The lights go out and a golden spotlight shines upon the stage as King Jimmy Dean doesn't come out on a South African Elephant like last week, he comes riding in on a New Zealand Giraffe! The crowd pops crazy like. The giraffe walks down slowly as the King waves at the crowd that is bowing in his presence. Jimmy Dean gets to the bottom of the ramp where he steps off the Giraffe and jumps down. Jimmy Dean notices Tank reaching for Jimmy over the top rope and the ref rings the bell! The King grabs Tank and suplexes him out of the ring!
Zach Davis: Oh my! Tank crashes hard to the mats, Kyle!
The King slides into the ring and the ref begins the ten count! Tank gets up but King stomps on his hand and Tank falls back down.
Kyle Steel: Tank is trying to get back into the ring!
King hits a dropkick sending Tank backwards but he only stumbles, not falls! Tank goes to take off but the Giraffe trips Tank up with his long neck and Tank can't make it to the ring in time!
DING DING DING DING!
Crowd pops as King celebrates with another victory! King gets on the ropes and raises his arms in the air! Tank gets into the ring and grabs King by the throat and chokeslams him with a thunderous and violent force! King is out cold in the middle of the ring and the crowd boos. Tank then looks at the helpless Giraffe!
Zach Davis: Noo.. NOOO!
Tank walks out of the ring as he steps over the top rope.. Tank acts all nice to the Giraffe trying to get it closer to him.. the New Zealand Giraffe backs up but Tank throws a right cross-fist and connects into the Giraffes head! He goes down and the crowd gasps! Tank starts laughing like an evil fucking maniac! King looks up and notices Tank is walking up the ramp to Shaun Jackson and Chris Avery celebrating with Tank! They walk to the back as his music fades to the crowds speechless reaction to the King. He looks up and notices the Giraffe is out cold... he crawls out of the ring and quickly gets to her head.. he picks it up.. she's still breathing.. she's just not.. well.. conscience.
Zach Davis: What the hell was that about?
Kyle Steel: Tank Reaper.. just knocked out a giraffe.. on Monday Night Slam.
Zach Davis: It was the Kings, Kyle! Could you be a bit more sympathetic!
Kyle Steel: I'm just sayin..
The King looks up at the curtain way where Tank was standing and gets a mean lookin' face.. we cut to a commercial.
WCF Classic Tournament - Second Round
Buzzsaw Bundy vs Jason Kash(c)
Zach Davis: As we move forward with the second round of the WCF Classic, our next match also holds the distinction of being contested for none other than--
Kyle Steel: I know whatchu gonna say because we on it right now, but hit me with that shizzle!
Zach Davis: This match is for the... it's for the... I'm so excited that I can't even say it!
Kyle Steel: It's for the WCF Television Champion! Daaaah! Yeah!
Zach Davis: No! You said it! That was s'posed to be me, son!
Kyle Steel: But you were too excited to say it so I had to say it!
Zach Davis: Kids watching us at home right now, Kyle and I staged this little interaction to demonstrate the dangers of smoking marijuana. If you smoke marijuana that's what you will sound like... a moron! You won't get into college AND you'll wind up dead in an alley! Remember, only dopes smoke dope so don't be a dope!
Kyle Steel: This PSA has been paid for by the Ad Council!
Zach Davis: Ugh... I can't believe that we actually went through with that. I feel like such a sellout, but what can you do when the FCC threatens to revoke your broadcast license? I mean honestly what do they care if a few of our employees like to toke the ganja? What business is it of theirs? This is America, baby! It's a free country! Besides the stuff is harmless.
Kyle Steel: Uh, Zach? We're still on the air, buddy.
Zach Davis: We didn't go to a commercial break?
Kyle Steel: No. We're live right now.
Zach Davis: Oh... damn. Uh... don't smoke weed, kids!
Kyle Steel: Nice save, Zach.
Zach Davis: I am so fired.
The sound of a chainsaw being pull started reverberates through the arena, as The Lumberjack starts. With the start of the lyrics Buzzsaw walks out, pausing on the stage to raise a fist. As the crowd pops, he makes his way to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans. Grabbing the top rope, he steps onto the apron, and over the top rope into the ring. As he prepares for his match, he removes his flannel shirt, revealing his muscled body.
Zach Davis: This man Buzzsaw Bundy is a damned impressive physical specimen, Kyle with the K to the Y!
Kyle Steel: You ain't lying, Mr. D! Buzzsaw has been on a roll lately, knocking down opponents the same way that he used to knock down trees in his previous occupation. He defeated El Matador at Timebomb in the first of the Classic matches to advance to tonight's second round.
Zach Davis: He's also been getting up close and personal with WCF's resident goddess, the lovely Ms. Ana Valentine. We were treated to footage of a very intimate encounter between the two during one of Buzzsaw's promos this week.
Kyle Steel: That really chuffed your goat didn't it, Zach?
Zach Davis: I try not to take it personal, Kyle. I know that Ana wants me and she knows that I want her, but I also know that she doesn't know that she wants me and I don't know why.
Kyle Steel: Maybe she's playing hard to get?
Zach Davis: Do you think that's possible?
Kyle Steel: No. I was just stringing you along there, buddy. Sorry.
"I'm The Bad Influence" by Lil' Wyte hits the PA. As the beat begins to thump throughout the entire arena, smoke begins to seep out of the stage. Jason Kash comes out with his platinum JK Chain hanging around his neck. He has his Championship Belt flopped over his left shoulder as he steps up to the middle of the stage, right before the aisle way begins. He leans forward, touching the steel ramp and then comes up straight and raises the belt up above his head with one arm. He rests the belt once again on his shoulder as he makes his way to ringside. He climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring. He raises the belt one more time before handing it to the referee and slapping himself a few times to ready himself for the match.
Referee Skip Bennett checks the belt for scuff marks and scratches. He determines that it's in acceptable condition and holds it up for the crowd to see before handing it to the timekeeper.
Zach Davis: Kash is currently enjoying his greatest success in WCF as the reigning Television Champion. It's a testament to how hard he's worked to improve himself since arriving on our fair shores last year, but it also proves that there's nothing wrong with toking the peace pipe every now and again.
Kyle Steel: Zach! We're still live and the FCC is watching!
Zach Davis: Oh who gives a rat's ass? My fate has been sealed, it's time for me to start speaking the truth!
Kyle Steel: Getting back to the match, Kash has been blazing here in WCF in more ways than one. He defeated Jamaica Joe at Timebomb to capture the Television Championship, and just last week on Slam Kash sent Terry Roberts into one of his infamous hysterical tantrums by defeating him in the first round of the Classic.
Zach Davis: Not that it takes much to provoke Roberts, he has all the mettle of a four year old, but that was a solid win for Kash and it leaves us with a fierce second round battle between two of WCF's best and brightest young superstars!
Skip Bennett issues his final instructs to Kash and Buzzsaw and then calls for the bell.
Kash and Bundy lock up in the middle of the ring. Bundy easily overpowers Kash and shoves his smaller foe to the mat like he's a child. Kash complains to the ref who assures Kash that it was perfectly legal.
Zach Davis: Wow! Buzzsaw just ragdolled Kash and Kash is not a small man! He stands six-two and weighs in at two-forty!
Kyle Steel: Kash is a big man but Buzzsaw is a big ol' redwood!
Buzzsaw taunts Kash, daring him to get back up and try it again. Kash obliges Bundy by getting back to his feet and locking up with him once again. This time Kash gains the advantage with a well-placed (and legal) knee to Buzzsaw's midsection.
Zach Davis: Ooh! Ana is not gonna like that, hehe.
Kyle Steel: I do believe that knee was above the belt, Zach-o-rama.
Zach Davis: Damn!
Buzzsaw is doubled over in pain. Kash seizes the opening by throttling Buzzsaw with repeated vicious Muay Thai knee strikes to the face.
Zach Davis: Kash is displaying a deadly Muay Thai clinch right here! I bet he didn't learn that on the streets of Atlanta... or Houston!
Kyle Steel: You would be surprised, Zach. I've learned techniques on the streets that make Mortal Kombat look like child's play.
Kash ceases his Muay Thai onslaught and locks in a double-arm on his shellshocked opponent. Kash lifts Buzzsaw up with the double-arm and then plants him with a sitdown piledriver. Kash quickly makes the cover.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: That was a sweet piledriver by Kash and he showed some impressive strength of his own by getting Buzzsaw up for that move!
Kyle Steel: Jason Kash is not a slouch in any department, Zach. He can do it all in the ring and if you sell him short he will surprise you.
Buzzsaw angrily gets to his feet. He throttles Kash with some powerful Alaskan forearms, then steps back and measures Kash before delivering a crushing big boot to the face. Kash drops to the mat as if his weed had been laced with PCP. Bundy climbs the ropes with impressive agility for a man of his stature and then flies through the air before connecting with a big splash. Bundy hooks Kash's leg as he makes the pin.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Wow! I haven't seen a giant fly like that since Paul Wight was in shape back in WCW!
Kyle Steel: Kash may want to have his internal organs examined to make sure they're still intact!
Buzzsaw pulls Kash to his feet and shoots him into the ropes. Bundy puts his head down for a back body drop, but Kash sees it coming and stops short. Kash lifts Bundy up, spins him around and hits a nasty DDT.
Zach Davis: Buzzsaw telegraphed the back body drop and Kash made him pay! Here's the cover by Kash!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Kyle Steel: Kash almost had him that time! This is some great back and forth action!
Both men are back to their feet and Kash nails Bundy with a belly to belly suplex. Kash pulls Buzzsaw up and hits him with a Russian legsweep for some added punishment before making the cover.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Buzzsaw gets to his feet with a pissed off expression on his face.
Zach Davis: Buzzsaw does not look like a happy camper! I think he's tired of getting his ass kicked by Jason Kash!
Kash lands some hard punches on Buzzsaw, but Buzzsaw brushes them off and drills Kash with a massive headbutt that staggers Kash.
Kyle Steel: Good lord! Getting headbutted by Buzzsaw must feel like having a bowling ball dropped on your head from the top of a skyscraper!
Buzzsaw pounces on his dazed foe and locks in a fearsome bear hug. Buzzsaw violently shakes Kash from side to side for added punishment as Kash yells out in pain.
Zach Davis: Grizzly Attack! Grizzly Attack! Bah gawd there's a Grizzly Attack in Monterrey!
Kyle Steel: Kash is in serious trouble! I don't think he knows what to do, Zach! Buzzsaw has it locked in tight and they're in the middle of the ring!
The ref checks in with Kash to see if he wants to quit. The Monterrey crowd rises to its feet and cheers in anticipation of a Buzzsaw victory.
Zach Davis: These fans are pulling hard for Buzzsaw! They want to see a new Television Champion crowned tonight!
Kyle Steel: Ooh! Kash just drilled Buzzsaw with a knee to the groin! That one was low and there was no doubt about it, but I don't think the referee saw it! He was too busy checking on Kash!
Buzzsaw doubles over in pain. He grasps his groin and the massive slab of manhood contained therein. Kash is licking his chops like a dog that sees raw meat. He shoots off the ropes and drills Buzzsaw with a devastating UTI.
Zach Davis: Under The Influence from Kash! That's gotta do it!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
THRE--NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!
The crowd explodes with cheers as the ref indicates "No pin!" Kash slams his fists on the mat in frustration.
Zach Davis: Great ring awareness by Buzzsaw to get his foot on the ropes just before the three count!
Kyle Steel: They weren't even that close to the ropes, but with Buzzsaw's freakishly long limbs he can reach the ropes from pretty much anywhere in the ring!
Zach Davis: Kash isn't playing around now, he's going for the kill!
Kash sets up Buzzsaw for Influenced, his version of a spinning, bridging Fisherman suplex. Kash tries to lift Buzzsaw up, but Buzzsaw blocks the attempt. Buzzsaw uses his brute strength to escape from Kash's clutches and shoves him to the mat. Kash gets to his feet and charges at Buzzsaw. Buzzsaw drills Kash with a hard boot to the midsection and then shoves Kash's head between his legs. Flashbulbs go off around the arena as Bundy lifts Kash high into the air and drills him with a Last Ride powerbomb.
Zach Davis: Timber! Buzzsaw hit Timber on Jason Kash! That has to be it! Buzzsaw makes the cover! New champ?!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Kash kicked out! Damn I'm impressed! I thought it was all over!
Kyle Steel: It may be over in just a few moments, Zach! It looks like Buzzsaw is getting ready to fell the forest!
The crowd cheers as Buzzsaw sets up Kash for Felling The Forest, his patented triple powerbomb. Buzzsaw lifts Kash up, but Kash is able to wiggle free from Buzzsaw's grip. Kash lands on his feet behind Buzzsaw. Buzzsaw turns around and eats a kick to the midsection. Kash sets up for Influenced once again and this time he hits it, planting Buzzsaw in the middle of the ring.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: It's over! Kash wins it!
"I'm The Bad Influence" hits the PA and boos fill the air as Kash grabs his Television Championship belt from the referee and taunts the fans with it.
Kyle Steel: It was a good effort from Buzzsaw but Kash proved that he's a true champion by making another successful title defense tonight!
Zach Davis: Kash moves on to the semifinals of the WCF Classic with this win! As for Buzzsaw I'm sure that we'll be seeing big things from him in the future!
Kash takes two hits from his air joint as he makes his way to the back and gets ready to celebrate his big win..
Number One Contendership - Tag Team Championships
Big Time Jerks vs TnT (John Thomas & Justin Turner)
Zach Davis: This next match is for the Number One Contendership for the Tag Team Champions!
Kyle Steel: Club Cool has their eyes on this match.. well.. Speede may not.. he has bigger Gold to worry about later on tonight!
Big Time Jerks walk out and down the ramp. The crowd is basically dead for them. They don't care. They're asshats anyways so they just walk down the ramp and get into the ring. Adams and Young stand there awaiting their opponents.
The Lights cut out inside the arena as a the jumbo-tron lights up with a rebel flag, then all of a sudden the sounds of Kick it in the Sticks start to resonate through out the arena
Welcome to the home of a hillbilly
It’s a land of barbed wire, moonshine, whiskey
Park your car before you get it stuck
Go on grab you a beer
And get on up in the truck
It’s going down tonight
It’s all on me
It’s BYOB, and I got all we need
Yeah boy I’m bout to show me a city slicker
How to kick it in the sticks with the critters down on
All of a sudden Red Pyro shoots from the stage as John Thomas and Justin Turner walk onto the stage.
Our side of a barbed wire
Money grows in rows
And if it don’t you’ve gone broke
We hang out by the bon fire
Just some good ole boys having a dang good time
We crank it up down here
We get loud down here
Throwin down in the dirty dirty south down here
Be an all nighter with the hippies and the hicks
Jocks and bikers they all came to kick it in the sticks
Justin slides into the ring as John climbs the steps and into the ring
Zach Davis: Turner and Thomas lookin' to heat up tonight!
Adams goes for a clothesline but Turner ducks and Turner throws Adams out of the ring! Thomas runs over and decks Young off the apron! Thomas grabs the ref and distracts him as Doc Henry runs down the ramp and hits a spear on Adams! Doc picks up Adams and throws him head first into the steel steps! Henry then grabs Adams and throws him into the ring! The ref turns around and notices Doc but he puts his hands up and has an innocent-but-guilty face as just nods it off. Thomas hits the Country Drop on Adams and Turner hits the FREAK OUT! They both pin Adams!
Kyle Steel: Well thanks to Doc Henry, Thomas and Turner are victorious!
Zach Davis: And are going to Explosion as the Number One Contenders!
Doc walks to the other side of the ring and smashes Young's head into the announcers table before throwing him into the ring! Doc grabs a steel chair and slides it into the ring! Doc slides in and hits a spear on Young! Then he starts directing traffic so to say.
Zach Davis: What the hell is Doc doing?
Henry puts hte chair in the middle of the ring and hits the Gamblers Hand on Adams right on the chair! Thomas picks up Adams and hits a piledriver onto the chair! Doc yells out "PICK HIM UP AND DO IT AGAIN!". Thomas does it again. And then a third piledriver onto the chair head first from John Thomas. Doc picks up hte chair and swings it down on Adams head not once, not twice but three fucking times in fast and furious motion. Young tries to get up but Eric Turner hits a stiff spinebuster on him and Doc swings the chair down on his head busting him open! Turner takes hte chair and swings down on his head two more times! Then Thomas, Turner and Doc all look out at the crowd and raise their arms in celebration. The crowd boos. We cut to a commercial break.
Zach Davis: Welcome back to Slam.. and folks.. Thomas, Turner and Henry just beat down and have severely injured Big Time Jerks.. and we're getting word that it could be career ending.. and NOW.. if you notice.. they're sitting in front of us in three folding chairs. Doc Henry has gone off the deep end.
Kyle Steel: No idea what to say to that.. and I have no idea how Thomas and Turner fit into any of this at all either!
Zach Davis: I think we’re about to find out Kyle, Roberts is entering the ring!
Just like Davis says, “Swamped” by Lacuna Coil hits the P.A, and Terry Roberts comes out of the curtains ready to do battle. The crowd goes nuts as he does one of his signature fireballs, before sprinting down the rampway and under the ring ropes, before waiting in the corner.
Kyle Steel: I have to say Zach, Roberts entrance never ceases to amaze me.
Zach Davis: Apparently it never ceases to amaze the audience as well, listen to this pop their giving him.
“My Time (DX remix)” booms, and El Matador walks down to the aisle to an even bigger pop, as he is the hometown favorite in this match.
Zach Davis: I’d never thought I’d see the day I’d say this, but I think Matador is the favorite here tonight!
Kyle Steel: That’s only because he’s from here. His in-ring ability is what’s being tested, not his popularity level.
El Matador enters the ring, and climbs one of the posts to salute the audience, who eat it up.
Zach Davis: I know what you’re saying Kyle, but…DAMN…just listen to these people.
"Yonkers" by Tyler the Creator begins to blare over the PA system. The Brain makes his way to the ring, walking past fans indifferent and apathetic. He's focused on the ring, but it's not an intense focus that many performers use as a front to psych themselves up before a match. The Brain walks to the announce table and grabs a small trash can, picks it up, and vomits. After vomiting, he sets the trash can back down and slides into the ring, stretching near the turnbuckle, waiting for his match to begin.
Zach Davis: Aw c’mon, I just got this thing cleaned from the last time he did this!
Steel is just laughing at Davis for his misfortune.
DING DING DING!
The match is underway, as both Matador and The Brain begin to fly at each other with chops across the chest. Matador gets the advantage and knocks Brain to the floor with a huge punch to the chest, eliciting a big reaction from the audience, before hitting Brain with a legdrop. El Matador pauses to acknowledge the fans who are cheering him on, before going for a pin attempt.
Zach Davis: And early on in the match Matador has gotten the upper hand against The Brain.
Kyle Steel: I hope I’m not the only whose noticed that Roberts hasn’t done anything so far in the match. Look at him, he’s still in the same place he was when he got in the ring.
Zach Davis: Hmm, that’s right…
The Brain quickly gets to his feet and smacks Matador across the face. The Brain knees Matador in the gut, and gets a quick DDT on him. The crowd is now booing Brain, who gets Matador into a single Boston Crab. Meanwhile, Roberts has yet to show effort in the match.
Zach Davis: Ouch, that Boston Crab looks like it hurts.
Kyle Steel: Crabs always hurt Zach. No matter what kind they are, they’re guaranteed to always hurt.
The action continues as Matador powers out of the Boston Crab, and regains momentum as he picks up The Brain and irish whips him into the ropes, hitting him with a clothesline as he comes back.
Zach Davis: Ooh, and a THUNDEROUS clothesline by Matador!
Kyle Steel: Aw man, I think the stench of Brains vomit is getting to me.
Matador is about to pick up The Brain for more punishment, before he turns around and notices Roberts, still standing in the corner. Matadors walks up to his other opponent, and the two starts trash talking to each other.
Zach Davis: Everyone, put down your cell phones, stop calling 911, Roberts is in fact alive and is talking down to El Matador.
Kyle Steel: This could be a bad move by Matador, it gives Brain some time to recover from that clothesline.
Matador and Roberts talk a little bit more, before Roberts shove Matadors head under his arm, looking for a DDT.
Kyle Steel: Two DDTs in one night can not be good for Matadors brain, one must think.
Roberts hits a DDT on Matador! Roberts hits the ropes where Doc Henry trips up Roberts by the feet. The ref gives another warning to Doc Henry, and his team of Turner and Thomas. Roberts gets up but The Brain hits his finisher and pins Roberts!
One! Two! Three!
El Matador wasn't pinned but he rolls out of the ring with a smile under his mask anyway.. Besides, he's not sticking around for what Doc Henry has to offer.
Zach Davis: The Brain picks up the win! Roberts looks out cold!
Doc slides in and Thomas and Turner throw The Brain out of the ring. The crowd continues to boo as Doc Henry slams the chair down on the face of Terry Roberts! Thomas and Turner pick up Roberts whose now lifeless and limp and Thomas hits his move then Turner hits the FREAK OUT! Doc Henry slams the chair down on Roberts six more times before dropping the chair to the outside. Medics rush in and get Roberts..
Zach Davis: What the hell is Doc Henry doing!
Kyle Steel: Why hasn't anyone tried stopping this!? Where is Mark Markman! I'm wondering that myself!
Medics take Roberts away on a stretcher and Henry and company wait in the ring.. as we take a commercial break.
Doc Henry vs Doc Jigsaw
Zach Davis: Welcome back.. and Terry Roberts is being helped out in the medic room right now... and Doc Henry and his boys Thomas and Turner are still standing in the ring..
Psychosocial by Slipknot hits the speakers as Jigsaw appears on stage. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring.
Zach Davis: Doc Jigsaw, a man of few words and short entrances.
Kyle Steel: He's walking into a lions den, thats for damn certain!
ding ding ding!
Zach Davis: And there's the bell to start this match!
Jigsaw rushes at Doc.. He sees him coming and sidesteps Jigsaw, who crashes chest first into the corner. Doc grabs him by the back of the head and then pushes his face into the ropes before rubbing it across them. The referee steps in and warns Doc as he lets him go. Jigsaw stumbles backward, clutching his face, and Doc nails him with a german suplex. Doc with the pin attempt.
And Jigsaw kicks out before the three count.
Kyle Steel: And Jigsaw somehow kicks out, but I don't know how. This match has been all Doc Henry since the bell rang.
Doc reaches down to pull Jigsaw up when Jigsaw out of nowhere jams his thumb into Doc's eye. Doc stumbles away, yelling in pain as the referee checks on him. Jigsaw in laughing by the ropes as Doc is in terrible pain.
Zach Davis: Such shenanigans.
Suddenly Turner and Thomas roll into the ring..
Kyle Steel: Well, here we go again!
Thomas grabs Jigsaw's legs and pulls him to the mat before pulling him out to the arena floor as Turner hops up onto the barrier. Thomas hits the Country Drop and Turner follows it up with a Freak-Out. Thomas then pulls Jigsaw back to his feet and pushes him into the ring. Doc notices this and goes for the pin attempt.
Doc Henry picks up Jigsaw and hits the Gamblers Hand on the steel chair! The crowd continues to boo as Henry rolls out of the ring and Mary leads them up the ramp. Turner and Thomas follow suit. We cut to another commercial.
Handicap Match! (3 on 2)
Tek & Eric Price & Carnage vs Greenfever & Oblivion
Zach Davis: The handicap match is coming up next.
Kyle Steel: Things have become pretty heated between the five men.
Zach Davis: That is an understatement!! The Shadow Conspiracy are discovering that Carnage and The World Elite are not afraid to mix words.
Kyle Steel: Now, let's see if Carnage, Tek, and Eric Price are willing mix it up, in the ring with the most violent and vile wrestlers in WCF history!
Zach Davis: the match is about to get underway...
The lights go out in the arena as all the fans are silent.
Kyle Steel: It appears that the fans don't know what is going on.
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool is played over the arena speakers. Carnage steps out onto the stage ramp.
Zach Davis: He looks menacing!
Carnage is looking around, at the crowd, before he takes his chain off from around his neck and raises it in the air. Fire shoots out of the stage as the fans look scared. Carnage makes his way down to the ring. Carnage is at the bottom steps. He notices a little boy, who is looking at him. Carnage walks over to him, very slowly. The kid just stands there, frozen and once Carnage gets close to the railing, he leans over the railing and gets right in the face of the kid.
Zach Davis: What a jerk!!
The boy runs away from Carnage, as he starts to laugh maniacally.
Kyle Steel: Noone said Carnage was a nice guy.
Carnage slides into the ring where he takes off his mask and sets it up on the corner turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: The Arena Monterrey is shaking, from the loud boos from the crowd....
The crowd: Carnage es una mierda!! Carnage es una mierda!!
Zach Davis: What!?
Kyle Steel: They are chanting Carnage sucks!!
Zach Davis: Oh. He comes The World Elite!!
Till I Collapse by Eminem begins to play. Tek and Eric Price comes out to the stage. Golden pyro rains down. The crowd boos immediately. The World Elite enters the ring. Tek gets on one ring post and crosses his arms and Eric gets on the ropes and shows the sign for money.
Kyle Steel: Now, the fun will truly begin!!
Zach Davis: The Shadow Conspiracy truly, really creeps me out!!
Kyle Steel: Then you will have a blast with this handicap three on two tag team match.
The lights go out. Run rabbit run by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.They all run like scared little rabbits. Run.... rabbit... run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers. In the name of God by Slayer begins.
I want to Invite you Welcome you
To my hate To my scorn To myself
Saturate you Infest you Betray you
Run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .
Let me get her, I know what to do
Let me get her, I know what to do
There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. The Shadow Conspiracy emerges from the darkness. Greenfever's face and hands are smeared with blood, as Oblivion's ring gear is also smeared with the blood from unknown source. A trail of blood, follows behind them. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The Vixen are nearly undressed, as they come slithering out and walks next to Oblivion.
Kyle Steel: Those "young ladies" are dressed very... <coughs> seductively. Whatta ya think there, Zach?
Zach Davis is speechless, as he watches the scary looking young ladies walk past. Their makeup is smeared and they are wearing bikini tops and very short shorts.
Zach Davis: Glitter is everywhere!!
The guitar solo begins, lazers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of the Arena Monterey. The music continues to thrash as some of the fans are throwing garbage at The Shadow Conspiracy.
Kyle Steel: It's trash night here in Monterey, Mexico!
The Vixens are thrashing around with the loud and violent music. The Gathering are slithering around the crowd. The Shadow Conspiracy get to ringside. Oblivion bends down low, as he strike a pose. Lazers and simulated thunder and lightning shake and rattle the arena. The Conspiracy slides into the ring. The Vixen and The Gathering follow behind them. Oblivion and Greenfever walk to separate corners. As the Arena is rattle and shook by the thunderous music and pyro. The Music dies down and Oblivion's children exits the ring....
Zach Davis: The Shadow Conspiracy bolts over to Carnage and The World Elite.
Greenfever grabs Tek and tosses him over the top rope>
Kyle Steel: Thank you for coming Tek!
Oblivion runs over to Carnage and proceeds to throw massive lefts and rights, causing the big man to collapse against the corner, against the bottom turnbuckle.
Greenfever charges at Eric Price and breaks out a side kick to a round-house kick to a spin-kick combo.
Zach Davis: With Tek, on the outside of the ring and The Shadow Conspiracy completely dismantling Carnage and Eric Price, you can say that The Shadow Conspiracy have total control!!
Kyle Steel: WCF Senior Referee Stanley Moser is trying to maintain control. He orders everyone into the respected corners.
Zach Davis: It looks like The Conspiracy are riled up and ready for violence and mayhem!!
Kyle Steel: Oblivion and Tek are in the center, of the ring.
Tek walks up to Oblivion and begins to poke him on the scarred chest, of the Dark One. Oblivion laughs as allows Tek to continue his smack talking. Oblivion roars out.
Zach Davis: Looks like Oblivion has had enough!
Kyle Steel: And it looks like that loud, ear-piercing growl has made Tek take a few steps back.
Oblivion stomps a boot into the mid-section of his opponent and drags him over to his corner.
Zach Davis: Uh-oh!! Tek is in the wrong corner.
Oblivion begins to stomp down on Tek. Greenfever looks like as if he was about to enter the ring. that causes Eric Price and Carnage to enter the ring.
Kyle Steel: Here comes Carnage and Eric Price!
The referee sees them and tries to stop them. That causes enough of a distraction, for Greenfever to enter the ring.
Zach Davis: Both monsters are now stomping down on a helpless Tek. Now, both men are choking and biting down on Tek, spitting out chunks of his flesh! Oh my god, Tek is already bleeding!!
Stanley Moser gets Carnage and Eric Price into their corner and turns around. Moser catches both Oblivion and Greenfever brutalizing Tek...
Stanley Moser: That's it, Greenfever get back into your corner!! ONE!! TWO!!! THREE!!
Greenfever exits the ring and stands into his corner. Oblivion grabs Tek and tags in Greenfever.
Kyle Steel: A tag! Oblivion throws Tek into the ropes.
Tek bounces off the ropes as Oblivion drops to the mat. Tek hops over Oblivion....
The crowd: OU-U-UU!!
Zach Davis: A massive boot by Greenfever.
Kyle Steel: Tek's face is probably mush, now.
Greenfever gets excited and spews out his Red Bile Mist into the air. The green monster bends down to grab for Tek...
Zach Davis: A thumb to the eye.
Kyle Steel: Tek scurries over his corner and tags in....
Zach Davis: Here comes the big man!!
Carnage charges a kneeling Greenfever.
Zach Davis: Greenfever stood up quickly and caught a charging Carnage and nailed him with a gut-wrench spinning crucifix sit down powerbomb!!
Greenfever stands up.
Kyle Steel: Here comes Eric Price!!
With Greenfever not noticing Price....
Zach Davis: A low blow on the green monster!
Kyle Steel: Oh Hell!! Here comes an enraged Oblivion!!
But, Stanley Moser stops him!! That's the perfect opportunity for Carnage and The World Elite to drag Greenfever over to their corner.
Zach Davis: All three men are pounding down Greenfever with massive punches and kicks.
They pick up Greenfever and places him into the corner.
Kyle Steel: Stanley Moser is having a hard time trying to keep Oblivion in his corner.
Zach Davis: but, the referee doesn't see the damage that their opponents are causing!!
Greenfever is propped up against the corner....
Kyle Steel: Oh God, there goes Carnage!!
The massive Carnage gets near The Conspiracy corner and takes a swipe at Oblivion, which causes Oblivion to rage out and tries to entere the ring.
Zach Davis: Stanley Moser is trying his best to contain the massive Oblivion.
With the ref distracted, at the moment. Tek and Eric Price props up Greenfever legs against each rope, in the corner. With Greenfever's legs wide open, Carnage charges and....
Kyle Steel: A low blow kick!!
Greenfever drops to the mat and all three are stomping down on the former hardcore champion.
Zach Davis: Oh Hell!! Here comes Oblivion!!
Oblivion breaks free from Stanley Moser and charges the opposite corner.....
WHAM!! BAM!!! CRACK!! SLAP!! CHOP!!!
Kyle Steel: Oblivion is cleaning house!!
Oblivion and Carnage are trading punches, as Tek and Eric Price drags out Greenfever, from the ring.
Zach Davis: Now, they are in front of us!! Tek and Price grabs Greenfever by his bloody and dirty hair and....
Kyle Steel: They just threw Greenfever into the ring steps and now they are entering the ring.
Tek and Eric Price run over to help out Carnage.
Zach Davis: Stanley Moser looks like he has had enough from these three!!
Stanley Moser: Tek and Price... out!!
Tek and Eric Price walks back to their corner. Oblivion is leaning against the ropes, as Carnage grabs Oblivion and Irish whips him into the ropes....
Kyle Steel: A military press power slam!!
Zach Davis: What the hell?!?
Kyle Steel: A bloody Greenfever just came to Tek and Price and grabbed them by their feet and caused them to fall off the ring apron and their face crash hard. they are now in a heap bodies near ringside.
Greenfever enters the ring and stomps Carnage in the midsection and begins to thrash the big man with massive strikes, which causes Carnage to drop to one knee.
Zach Davis: Greenfever walks over to Oblivion and they both bounce off the ropes, in opposite directions and....
Kyle Steel: Both men just smacked Carnage's head with two quick kicks to his head and by the glazed look in Carnage's eyes, he felt that one. Oblivion grabs Carnage and whips him into the ropes and drops him with a drop toe hold, as Greenfever bounces off the ropes and lands a quick leg drop across the back of Carnage's head.
Greenfever walks back to his corner, as Oblivion proceeds to slap the taste right out of Carnage's mouth!!
Zach Davis: Carnage tries to fight back, but misses several times, until Oblivion grabs him and.....
Kyle Steel: The Black Hole!!
The replay shows Oblivion irish-whipping an Carnage off the ropes and grabs him by the legs, spins him around. Oblivion grabs Carnage around the neck with his right arm and plants him with a DDT.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is going for the pin!!
Kyle Steel: But, here comes Eric Price and Tek!!
The two men charge at Oblivion and proceeds to stomp down onto him!!
Zach Davis: Here comes Greenfever!!
Greenfever kicks both men down. The bloody menace grabs for Tek and...
Kyle Steel: Greenfever traps Tek's arms and nails him with four consecutive headbutts!!
The referee is slightly confused with all the chaos!!
Zach Davis: I think Eric Price just hit Oblivion from behind with a foreign object.
Oblivion drops to the mat and Price drags Carnage's body over on top of Oblivion. Tek and Price begin to pound down on Greenfever, as the referee goes for the count.
Kyle Steel: Holy Hell, you could have ourselves a major upset!!!
The crowd: ONE!!
Greenfever is fighting back, punching and kicking his assailants!!
The crowd: TWO
Tek and Price have a major grip on Greenfever, preventing him from help his partner, Oblivion!!
The referee's hand is coming down for the third count. Greenfever is violently trying break free...
The crowd: THREE-....NO-O-O!!
Zach Davis: Greenfever stops the count. But, again here comes Tek and Price.
But, this time Greenfever was waiting for him. Stanley Moser was distracted by Oblivion and Carnage, when Tek charged....
Kyle Steel: RED BILE MIST IN THE EYES OF TEK!!
Eric Price charges and Greenfever tosses him out of the ring. Oblivion stands up and irish whip Carnage against the ropes....
Zach Davis: IT'S CHECK OUT TIME!!!
Kyle Steel: Nasty super kick!!
Zach Davis: But, Oblivion is not done!!
Oblivion picks up Carnage and walks over to his corner...
Kyle Steel: Oblivion tags in Greenfever.
Greenfever place Carnage on his shoulders....
Zach Davis: This looks like the Electric Powerbomb!!
Greenfever has Carnage, who has been in this match a long time, in a electric chair position. Greenfever spins around and....
Zach Davis: WOW!! Greenfever spins around with big man Carnage on his shoulder and plants him with a sit-down powerbomb!!
Greenfever walks over to his corner and...
Kyle Steel: Greenfever tags in Oblivion!
With Carnage lying prone, Oblivion climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: You know what this means. It's about to get nasty up in this bit....
Kyle Steel: Zach control yourself!!
Zach Davis: No!! Forget that!! IT'S ABOUT TO GET NASTY UP IN THIS BI-I-I-O-O-O-TCH!!!
Oblivion leaps off with a shooting star press and lands with a leg drop.
Kyle Steel: That was awesome!! Excellent shooting star press with a massive leg drop almost decapitating Carnage in the process!!!
Oblivion goes to his corner and tags in Greenfever.
Zach Davis: Oblivion tags in Greenfever, but wait... Oblivion is going nuts and charges the corner of Tek and Eric Price.
As Oblivion is obliterating Tek and Eric Price, Greenfever squeals out with delight, as he clamps down on the The Lament Configuration!!
Kyle Steel: Greenfever has Carnage in a surfboard stretch with Carnage's head wrenched backward into dragon sleeper.
Carnage is struggling with the pain!! Oblivion is on the outside of the ring.
Zach Davis: Right in front of us, Oblivion grabs Tek and tosses him right into the security railing. Now, wait...what?!?
Oblivion comes over to the commentary table and proceeds to unhook everything and removes the protective covering.
Kyle Steel: I think we better move out of the way!!
Kyle Steel and Zach Davis move out of the way!!
Oblivion grabs Eric Price and place him on top of the table, then he grabs a nearly half-broken Tek and places him on top of Eric Price.
Zach Davis: What is Oblivion doing?
Meanwhile, in the ring, Greenfever let's go of the excruciating painful hold.
Kyle Steel: What's Greenfever doing?
Greenfever looks in the direction of Oblivion, watching IT climb up the turnbuckles and is standing on the top turnbuckle....
The crowd: HOLY SH*T!! THAT WAS AWESOME!! [clap-clap][clap-clap-clap!!] THAT WAS AWESOME!! [clap-clap][clap-clap-clap!!] THAT WAS AWESOME!! [clap-clap][clap-clap-clap!!]
The table shatters into a million pieces as Oblivion flew off the top turnbuckle and flies into the air and lands on top of Price and Tak with a body splash, causing the commentary table to collapse!!
Zach Davis: With that happening, Greenfever let go of the The Lament Configuration and now...oh my God!!
Kyle Steel: Greenfever, now has Carnage in The Move You Fear!!
Greenfever has a scissor leglock around Carnage's head and neck. Carnage is thrashing around, but slowly slipping into unconsciousness. Stanley Moser checks on Carnage.... and Carnage is out cold.. The ref demands the bell to be rang! DING DING DING!
Zach Davis: Greenfever and Oblivion are the winners tonight!
The Medic's Room Is Full...
Zach Davis: Something about a camera being backstage.. let's go to it!
We now cut to the medic room as the doctors are telling WCF officials that Big Time Jerks are done career-wise. The management team shrugs it off as if it's no big deal. We pan out and notice Terry Roberts laying out on his back damn near lifeless as two docs try working on him. A man enters from behind the camera and it's Jason Kash. He politely pushes one of the doctors to the side.
Jason Kash: I have a technique that may work..
Kash then looks up to the cieling.. then back down at Terry Roberts and SPITS right in his face! The Doctors throw their hands up in frustration and shove Kash out of the room but before they can do that Kash picks up the table and dumps it over and Roberts hits the cement in the medics room. Kash is then shoved out of the room by the doctors...
Jason Kash: YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I HOPE YOU DIE! YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING IN WCF! PEACE OUT BITCH!
The Doctors sigh as Roberts is just laid out cold. Not moving. The scene pans backwards and we see King standing there with his hands on his waist.. and his Giraffe laying on three tables still knocked out behind him. The crowd kind of chuckles.
King Jimmy Dean: SO NOW CAN WE PLLEEAASSEEE WORK ON MY DAMN GIRAFFE? HELLO?! HES KNOCKED... OUT!
The Doctors toss their arms up in the air and walk over to the giraffe.
King Jimmy Dean: God damn... Doctors these days.. can't live with them, can't live without them..
The scene fades out and we cut back to the announcers Zach Davis and Kyle Steel.
Zach Davis: Well, the medical staff with Wrestling Championship Federation has had one busy night, I'll tell ya.
Kyle Steel: Austin Adams, Adam Young, Terry Roberts and a Giraffe..
Zach Davis: Well, we got a few more commercial breaks and we'll be right back!
WCF Classic Tournament - Second Round
United States Championship
Roy Speede vs Shane Borderland(c)
Zach Davis: Now we’re gonna hit you with another WCF Classic match, folks!
Kyle Steel: Indeed we are, folks; newly crowned United States Champ Shane Borderland of DangerTainment is going to defend his title in the second round match against Roy Speede. Zach, who do you like in this one?
Zach Davis: Well, Kyle, it’s hard to say. On one hand, Shane just won the US Title last week, and has some serious momentum after taking the title from the first female champion in WCF history, Ana Valentine. Ana beat Doc Henry for the title, and Shane’s opponent, Roy Speede, defeated Doc last week in his first-round match. If I had a guess, I think Shane may send the young Speede back to the locker room disappointed tonight.
As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "The Biggest, The Best" by Clawfinger blairs through the arena.
Zach Davis: Speaking of Shane Borderland, ladies and gentlemen, the United States Champ is on his way to the ring!
Shane Borderland slowly comes out behind the curtain and stops when he reaches the top of the ramp and looks throughout the crowd with the US Title around his waist. He raises his arms up in the air as the crowd boo’s him. He starts walking down the ramp looking side to side at the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, and turns and looks at the crowd and shakes his head. He goes through the middle rope and hops up on the turnbuckle and extends his arms, before jumping off the turnbuckle.
Kyle Steel: Borderland has done some impressive things, folks, and has talked a lot of smack to Roy Speede for the duration of the last week.
Zach Davis: Yes, but Roy Speede returned the chatter, word for word, Kyle.
'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists, his Tag Title belt around his waist. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.
Zach Davis: and here comes Speede now!
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Kyle Steel: The match hasn’t even started, and already the edge appears to be in favor of Borderland, who is much larger than his opponent.
The referee checks both competitors for weapons, and upon finding none, signals for the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
The competitors lock horns in the center of the ring, and shane quickly gets the upper hand. He knees Speede in the gut, and picks him up by the waist before dropping him down with a quick powerbomb. He goes for the cover.
Speede kicks out before the two, and Shane goes right back on the offense. He whips Speede into the turnbuckle, and follows right behind him, before hitting a body slam type move on Speede in the corner. Shane takes a couple of steps back and Speede falls to the mat. Shane drags him to the center of the ring, where he locks in an ankle lock of sorts.
Zach Davis: Could this be it already? Will Speede tap out?
Kyle Steel: Zach, Speede already said, he will never tap out.
Speede claws his way toward the nearest rope. Inching along, he gets to within a few inches of the bottom rope, but Shane takes the ankle he’s got locked, and just walks him back to the center of the ring, keeping the hold intact.
Zach Davis: SO close! I thought Speede was gonna reach the ropes!
Kyle Steel: But close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, Zach.
Speede keeps on fighting it, but Shane applies more and more pressure. Speede inches forward and inches forward, but Shane pulls him once again back to the center of the ring. Speede finally manages to break free of the hold by pushing himself up with his arms, and rolling forward, breaking his foot from the hold.
Kyle Steel: An impressive maneuver from Roy Speede to break out of the hold!
Zach Davis: Very impressive indeed, Kyle, but after being in the hold for so long, one has to wonder how much Speede has left in him.
Speede gets to his knees as Shane approaches to keep the offense up. Shane hits Speede across the side of the face with a strong right, and looks to repeat, but Speede blocks, and shoves Shane by the midsection backwards, and bounding off the rope. Shane follows the momentum Speede created and hits Speede with a boot to the face, knocking him to the mat. Shane goes for the cover.
Speede kicks out, and Shane lifts him to his feet; well, one foot rather, because Speede holds his left leg in the air to avoid putting pressure on the ankle that had been locked in the ankle lock for so long earlier. Shane hits Speede with a Spinebuster. He goes for the cover.
Speede kicks out again. Shane lifts Speede to his feet, and whips him into the corner, Speede running in sort of a limp because of the pain in his left leg, and follows it up with a body-slam into Speede. Speede manages to stay on his feet this time, and Shane charges at him for another body-slam. Speede steps out of the way at the last second, and rolls Shane up in a schoolboy pin.
Shane kicks out, and gets to his feet as quickly as Speede gets to his. Shane whips Speede into the ropes, and as Speede returns, clotheslines Speede to the mat. Speede springs up, and is whipped into the opposite rope. Shane goes for another clothesline, but Speede ducks, and upon reaching the ropes, springboards backwards. As Shane turns around, he is met by the High-Speede Impact, Speede’s signature springboard Pele kick. The crowd pops big.
Zach Davis: An impressive maneuver by Speede, and the cover. This could do it!
Shane kicks out, and Speede gets to his feet first. He perches himself on the top rope, and as Shane gets to his feet, Speede leaps, hitting Shane in the chest with a one-legged missile dropkick. Speede rolls Shane over on his stomach, and locks in the sharpshooter in the middle of the ring.
Kyle Steel: Speede locks in the Sharpshooter. This could be it folks; Shane may tap out right here!
Zach Davis: Kyle, I don’t mean to spoil it for you, but Shane won’t tap out, because tapping out would cost him the championship.
Shane pulls himself to the rope, and grabs hold of the bottom rope. Speede notices this, and releases the hold, and climbs to the top rope. Shane gets to his feet, and Speede drops him with a diving double axe-handle. The crowd pops as he goes for the cover.
Shane kicks out, and Speede goes right back on the offense, with a twin leg drop to Shane’s chest. Speede rolls backwards and two his feet, and Shane sits up. Speede sends a kick across the back of Shane, and Shane lays back on the ground in pain. Speede lifts Shane to his feet, and knees Shane in the gut, before hooking both arms to set up an Angels Wings. Shane blocks, and hits Speede with a vertabreaker, before going for the pin.
Speede manages to kick out, and Shane slams his fist on the mat while screaming at the ref, outraged by the call of merely two. Speede gets to his feet while Shane argues, and connects with a spinning roundhouse kick to Shane’s face as he turns around. Shane staggers backward, but somehow does not fall, and Speede dashes forward, looking for a spear. Shane sidesteps at the last second, and Speede runs face first into the turnbuckle. Shane takes advantage, and flips him over with a German Suplex. Shane goes with the cover.
Speede somehow gets the shoulder up, and Shane lifts him back to his feet, and onto his shoulders in position for the QD2. Before Shane can execute, however, Speede works his way out of the hold, and back to his feet. The two stare one other down midring for several moments, catching their breath, before Shane swings a wild right that connects with the side of Speede’s face. Speede falls to the ground on his back, not moving.
Zach Davis: Speede has enured so much punishment in this match. This has GOT to do it!
Zach Davis: What!?! You’ve gotta be KIDDING me! I thought Shane had the win for sure!
Kyle Steel: Calm down, Zach; Speede is a professionally trained WCF wrestler, and isn’t going to be defeated as easily as you think he is. Did you even SEE his match with Doc Henry last week?
Shane falls back on his back in disgust, hands on his forehead and over his eyes for a moment, before just laying them out to his sides. Speede is meanwhile remaining flat on his back several feet away. The referee begins his ten-count.
Shane gets to his knees. Speede grabs hold of the bottom rope.
Shane gets one foot flat on the ground, and Speede pulls himself to the second rope.
Shane gets to his feet, and Speede gets his feet flat on the floor, still using the top rope to hold himself up. Shane goes right after Speede, but Speede ducks, pulling the rope down, and Shane flips himself out of the ring. The referee begins the ring-out count on Shane.
Shane gets to one knee outside the ring. Speede gets to his feet again, and dashes for the opposite rope.
Shane manages to get to his feet, and just in time to be met by Speede’s springboard shooting star press to the outside. The crowd ROARS! The referee restarts his ring-out count as the two men lay flat outside the ring, Speede half-slung on top of Shane.
Speede is the first man to his feet. He picks Shane up.
He whips Shane into the steel ring steps. The crowd gives a mild pop.
Speede slides into the ring. Shane falls onto his back outside the ring.
Speede bounds off the opposite rope, and heads back toward Shane. Shane gets to his knees.
Speede suicide dives out of the ring and onto Shane, restarting the count. The crowd pops big.
The two men both start to stir, Speede to his knees, and Shane to one knee.
Speede gets to his feet, as does Shane. Shane whips Speede into the ring apron.
Shane shoves Speede under the bottom rope, and slides in. He goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: Oh my god! How is Speede able to get the shoulder up?
Kyle Steel: Speede gets the shoulder up because he has heart, Zach. He doesn’t want to be the one to lose this.
Shane gets to his feet, and picks Speede up. He whips Speede into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline. Speede has the same idea, and both men go down due to a double clothesline in mid-ring. The referee begins his ten-count.
Shane begins to stir, and Speede starts pulling himself toward the rope.
Speede reaches the bottom rope, and starts pulling himself up rope by rope. Shane gets to one knee, with his right foot flat on the ground.
Shane gets to his feet just as Speede reaches his, and Shane goes for a clothesline, and hits it, dropping Speede to the mat. He lifts Speede up into position for the QD2.
Zach Davis: My god! This match has been intense! Wait, is... Is Shane gonna put this away here?
Speede battles back, and manages to fight out of it. He puts Shane on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position.
Zach Davis: Oh my god! Silver Slice! Speede drops Borderland to the mat, and hard!
Kyle Steel: The fireman’s carry cutter is incredibly dangerous, indeed Zach, and Speede has a way of hitting it that is just incredibly painful.
Zach Davis: You’re absolutely right, Kyle. I’ve spoken with several wrestlers who’ve been hit by that move... Speede goes for the cover!
Zach Davis: Are you KIDDING me? Shane gets the shoulder up!
Kyle Steel: Shane gets the shoulder up! How much is it going to take to put this guy away?
Speede gets to his feet, and lifts Shane by the legs. He flips backwards, as the crowd ROARS behind him.
Zach Davis: SPEEDE OF LIGHT! Holy crap! This has GOT to be it!
Speede falls flat on his back for a moment before kipping up HBK style. From the back come Alex Haden and Abbie Grande to celebrate with Speede, and Shane makes his way to the back, holding his head, and grimacing.
Zach Davis: And here come Speede’s entourage. They must be overjoyed after Speede pulled off such an amazing upset to bring home the US Title!
The referee hands Speede his Tag Title belt, and then gives him his new US Title belt. Speede fastens the Tag Title around his waist, and climbs the turnbuckle, before holding the US Title belt high in the air, with a wide grin on his face. He gets off the turnbuckle and Haden slides in and celebrates with him. Then Kash hits Haden from behind with his Television Championship! Kash then strikes Speede too! Borderland gets up.. and stomps on Speede all pissed off.. Borderland and Kash leave the ring and walk up the ramp frustrated as hell.
Kyle Steel Interviews D-Day...(Interview Took Place On Thursday Morning)
A makeshift interview studio is made in the lobby of a hotel. A WCF backdrop appears behind Kyle Steel as he sits in a big brown chair. Deruty sits down the chair right next to Steel and the interview begins.
Kyle Steel: Want to thank you for being here, Deruty and let's get right to it. Torture holds three victories over you but we all know.. hell.. the world knows those victories have no substance and hold no weight.. What is your thoughts on Torture right now and wanting a clean shot at Torture in a one on one match?
Donald Deruty: It's simple. He hasn't beaten me cleanly and as soon as I can back him up into a corner where he'll have no choice but to face me then I'll keep chasing him down. You see, this is how Torture works. He manipulates every single situation he's in and just wants you to drop it so he can move on to the next one.. but Kyle.. Donald D-Day Deruty isn't like everyone else. I'm standing my ground, and I'm going to stay after it. I don't care what Torture throws at me. His fluke win over me at Payback, or his new This is War members that I had to force back into retirement the next week, and of course Creeping Death evening the score on Torture's tally and causing me to get pinned for a third time. I don't care about any of that, what I care about is Torture paying.. and never bullying ever again! It has to stop, it needs to stop, and it will stop. I'm here to make it stop.
Kyle Steel: Do you think Slickie T will be fair and biased in your match?
Donald Deruty: Slickie T is a legendary iconic hall of famer. He hates Torture just as much as I do, I'm sure, but yes, I believe he'll be fair. As far as I'm concerned as long as Slickie don't get in my way when I put my hands around Torture's throat, he won't be a problem to me. I'm sure Torture will get his in the end, and he'll have to pay, which is exactly my mission right now. I've single-handedly destroyed This is War and embarked on a personal journey to make Torture pay for what he did. Do you understand me, Kyle? I don't think you do! Torture has to be stopped, and will be stopped.. he's the poison in Wrestling Championship Federation and when I'm done with Torture at Explosion, he'll be nothing more than a shell of a former self he used to be.. in eighth grade. That juvenile, immature, bully will get what's comin'. I guarantee it. I'm done with this interview!
Kyle Steel: Oh.. okay.. D-Day ladies and gentlemen..
We then cut from a taped interview back to the live announcers.
Zach Davis: Wow, Kyle. Any comments on that?
Kyle Steel: It was short and sweet, and Zach I have to say this. Sitting here at ringside, we don't see them up close and personal but when I looked into Deruty's eyes as he sat merely two feet away from me I felt the heat.. the passion he has for this business, and I know two things in this world, Zach..
Zach Davis: What's that?
Kyle Steel: I know I'm Kyle Steel.. always have and always will be, but that other thing I know? Donald Deruty is going to make Torture pay at Explosion.. he's going to make him pay bad.
Zach Davis: Wow..
Kyle Steel: You just.. You don't know Zach, but for two minutes I sat next to Deruty, I realized that D-Day is no longer a joke in this business and that he's the future. The real, true future of WCF!
Zach Davis: Well said, Kyle, I agree.. let's go to our next match!
WCF Classic Tournament - Second Round
Jay Price vs Mr. FPV
All of the lights in the arena go out, sending the crowd into panic mode. A series of red lights slowly begin to come on, starting around the ring and then moving up the ramp toward the stage. Out of nowhere "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the PA System which instantly draws a chorus of boos and derogative chants from the crowd. The jumbotron flickers to life as highlights of Price's career begin to play, much to the displeasure of the crowd. The booing only intensifies as Price makes his way out onto the stage, his head and most of his face hidden under the hood of a black sweatjacket. He pauses and takes a look out at the crowd, a bit of a grin on his face, before making his way down the ramp toward the ring. Along the way he mockingly attempts to slap a few children's hands before pulling his hand back at the last moment. He finally reaches the ring steps and climbs them, makes his way through the ropes, and then climbs up the nearest corner to the second turnbuckle. He glares around at the crowd, smirking at the boos and chants, before slowly raising a middle finger for all to see. Finally he hops out of the corner and removes his jacket, choosing to throw it into the referee's face rather than into the crowd, before beginning to stretch to get ready for his match.
With the loud guitars of "You Know My Name" backing him up, the man known as Mr. FPV emerges to begin his fight. He looks around the crowd for a few seconds, as if to scan the crowd, and then starts to walk towards the ring.
Kyle Steel: This could be a very good match between these two men here tonight! You excited?
Zach Davis: Anyone who isn't shhould check their pulse...
As FPV is walking down the rampway, he studies each face carefully, and ends up face to face with the old mexican wrestler DelGado.
Zach Davis: Uh oh, looks like FPV is staring down the man whose career he destroyed years ago.
Kyle Steel: It seems that DelGado is still a little sour about what happened back then, and imagine, FPV could do the same thing to Price here tonight!
Zach Davis: I'd rather not picture that. I can't imagine WCF without Price, no matter what he does.
FPV and DelGado talk for a few seconds, before FPV walks down to the ring, his face focused on the match.
The bell sounds and both men begin to circle each other. FPV comes in fast and catches Price to the gut with a knee and quickly snaps him in a quick suplex. Price jumps back up, barely letting the quick suplex bother him and comes in fast, crushing FPV with a clothesline for his troubles. Jay Price grabs one of FPV's legs and jumps up and drops down on the leg a few times. Price throws the leg away and picks up FPV off the mat. FPV throws a few punches to Price's gut and tries to break free but Price drives a knee into FPV's chest. Price whips FPV across the ring and into the ropes. Price runs behind FPV and as soon as FPV turns around, Price is there sending him over the ropes with a clothesline. Price taunts in the ring as the referee begins the 10 count. Price pushes the referee with one hand and slides outside the ring himself.
Price kicks FPV a few times on the ground before pulling him up to his feet. Price whips FPV but FPV reverses and whips Price hard into the bare corner post. Price bounces off the corner post and flops down at the ringside mats. The referee has gotten to 5 and FPV climbs up onto the ring apron. He looks at the referee get to 7 and then at Price who is getting to his feet. FPV runs the length of the ring apron and front flips forward, throwing his body at Jay Price. Price jumps out of the way and FPV lands into the ring floor. Price pulls himself up from the floor with the guard railing and rolls in and out of the ring to get a restart of the 10 count. Price rushes FPV who is on his hands and knees. Price punt kicks FPV in the ribs, spinning him over onto his back. Price reaches down and pulls FPV up by the hair on his head. Price whips FPV into the side of the ring and then grabs him by the back of his tights and his shoulder and slides FPV inside the ring.
Zach Davis: Price is finding his zone, things can get ugly for an opponent when he finds his zone...
Kyle Steel: Things can get ugly inside of the ring period, regardless of the people competing.
Zach Davis: You know what I mean, Price is a man who has something he wants and he'll retire if he can't achieve it. That's dedication!!
Now back in the ring, Jay Price kick pushes FPV in the face. He begins toying with his opponent and FPV waits for the moment to counter. As Price goes to kick push again, FPV rolls and grabs Price's ankle and rolls with it into a ankle lock as FPV wraps his legs around Price's leg. Price on his stomach now reaches for the ropes, surprised by the sudden counter by his opponent. Price reaches and tries pulling himself to the ropes. FPV twists the ankle as hard as he can. Price gives up on reaching for the ropes and uses his other leg to heel kick at FPV's face, trying to hit him anywhere that will help release the submission. Finally he connects to FPV's cheek and FPV releases the submission. Price crawls away and grabs his ankle as FPV grabs at his face. Price gets up and is limping on his ankle, FPV gets up as Price limps over to him. FPV pushes Price off and hits the ropes, FPV comes back fast and Price ducks a leaping clothesline. FPV continues forward and hits the other side of the ring ropes again as Price turns around. FPV leaps into the air with a Crossbody but as he soars through the air, Price takes a two step run, jumps up and hits a flying knee right into FPV's face, spinning his crossbody and FPV crashes into the mat. Price drops to his feet and falls onto one knee as his ankle didn't take the weight of him landing on it.
Kyle Steel: JESUS!!
Zach Davis: Price with the counter to a Crossbody! What a flying knee!!
Kyle Steel: FPV must have seen that coming but being in the air...Can't do shit about it! Price with the veteran counter!
Price holds onto the ropes to pull himself up, he shakes his ankle and looks over at FPV who is barely moving on the mat after that sudden knee to the face. Price turns and walks over to FPV and lifts his head off the mat. Price pulls FPV up onto his knees before dropping him with a DDT into the mat. Price rolls FPV over onto his back and hooks the leg as the referee drops down and slaps the mat to begin the pin attempt.
Price pushes himself off FPV and drills him in the face a few times with elbows. Price locks on an Anaconda Cross submission he calls "Nightmare on South Street" but FPV rolls Price up to get out of the hold before it is fully applied. Price gets up surprised at the submission escape as FPV rises to his feet in a hurry, FPV leaps from one knee and scores hard with a flying knee of his own into Price's chest, FPV rides Price's chest into the mat with his knee. FPV rolls off Price and grabs the turnbuckle and pulls himself up to the top. FPV turns towards Price as Price pushes himself to his feet. FPV comes off the top ropes with a missle dropkick and sends Price flying across the ring. FPV sits up and gets to his knee and looks around the arena as the fans all get behind the match. Price scoots himself into the corner of the ring, his back against the turnbuckles. FPV and Price lock eyes as FPV gets to his feet. Price reaches up and grabs the top ropes and pulls himself up quickly. FPV runs over, spins around and comes in hard with a spinning elbow that Chris Hero would be proud of. Almost like a combo, FPV puts Price up on the top turnbuckle. FPV climbs up the turnbuckles with Price and signals that he's going for a hurricanrana but Price has other plans.
They begin trading punches on the top ropes. FPV tilting back everytime Price cracks him, Price rocking with every blow from FPV but they continue trading until FPV jumps up and goes for the Hurricanrana but Price grabs hold, pulling FPV up. Price turns with FPV up on his shoulders, straddling his face and Price simply dumps FPV outside of the ring with a release Powerbomb. FPV slams hard onto his back on the outside ring mats as the fans in the arena begin chanting "FUCKED HIM UP, FUCKED HIM UP" and Price sits slumped on the top turnbuckle looking down at FPV. He struggles to get up on his feet, tries to get his balance on the top turnbuckle. Jay Price standing on the top turnbuckle but bent over holding the ropes for balance, prepares himself for a leap to the outside. Price slowly stands up tall on the top of the world and looks down at FPV who is laying about 15 feet down and 5 feet away. Price comes off the top not soaring but falling down and he lands in a diving leg drop onto FPV's chest/neck area. Price flops backwards, cracking his head on the floor mats but no real damage other than the fall. The fans begin to chant "SOUTH SIDE MEN-ACE, SOUTH SIDE MEN-ACE!!"
Kyle Steel: I think he just finished this match!!
Zach Davis: Jay Price doing it big like always, this is where it's at folks! Nobody does it like WCF does it and this is proof of that...Exciting!
It takes Price until the count of 6 to get up to his feet. He falls into the ring apron and stays on his feet but quickly kicks FPV, sweeping his arm out from under him. FPV falls back onto the mat as Price rolls into the ring to avoid being counted out. FPV slowly gets to his feet at the count of 8 and gets into the ring right as the referee almost hits 10. Price meets FPV with stomps to his back as he slides in, barely making the count. Price pulls FPV up onto his feet and slaps him across the face before slapping on a suplex that he holds. FPV up in the air, straight as an arrow begins to wiggle his feet and is able to fall back down and lifts Price up and drops him with a sick Brainbuster! Price bounces off the mat but FPV packages Price and goes for a pin attempt.
Price rolls out of the ring as soon as FPV moves off him to get up. Price grabs at his neck as he walks back and forth in front of the announcer's table. FPV looks to make an impact and rushes, bouncing off the far ropes and coming fast towards the side of the ring where Jay Price is pacing at. Price sees FPV coming and knows what his intentions are as soon as FPV started running towards the ropes. Price was prepared and watches FPV come flying over the top ropes, Price stands up under where FPV is falling but Price jumps up and falls onto his back, throwing up some knees for FPV to land on. FPV falls over the knees and crumbles to the floor, Price rolls onto his hands and knees and a smile is on his face. He has an evil look like he was ready to put this match to rest. His mind was working, his experience is beginning to come into play as he steps up to his feet and makes a few strides to the ring. He slides in and rolls out so he can bring FPV back inside the ring.
Tossing him in the ring, Price climbs onto the ring apron but FPV is up again quickly to his feet and bum rushes Price on the ring apron. Price launches off the ring apron, turning as he falls through the air and comes in contact with the announce table. FPV hurries and once again bounces off the far ropes and comes running towards Price at the outside. FPV dives through the ropes, flipping forward and landing on Price's back with a senton. FPV rolls right up onto his feet, grabs the announce table to stop his roll and throws his arms up in the air to celebrate. FPV helps Price to his feet before FPV scoops up Price and bodyslams him across the announcer's table. Not hard enough to break the table but to place him for another spot. Price's shoulders meet the edge of the table as his neck hangs off the table. FPV looks around and hurries to the ring apron, he climbs up on the outside of the turnbuckle where he's facing Jay Price. FPV doesn't hesitate and and flies off the turnbuckle trying to splash down onto Price but Price rolls off the Announcer's Table and FPV crashes through the table, shattering it into pieces. Price rolls FPV into the ring and FPV gets up and goes for a kick but Price goes for his finisher but FPV reverses that into his! FPV connects! In hte middle of the ring, FPV covers Price!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Kyle Steel: Three! FPV WINS!
Zach Davis: FPV is a main-stay in WCF! He just advanced in the WCF Class-
An Explosion goes off on the stage and the lights go out.
Zach Davis: -WHATTHEHELL WASHTAT?!
Kyle Steel: Why are the lights off!
A slow heart beat is heard. Td-dup.... Td-dup.... Td-dup.... Td-dup.... Td-dup.... Td-dup....
It gets faster and louder... TD-DUP. TD-DUP. TD-DUP... The noise just goes silent. The jumbotron lights up with a white blank screen. Then red text fades in as if it's blood drained over a white liquid substance.. the text reads..
Then the red text fades out...
Zach Davis: WHAT?!
Then more red text fades in...
The crowd pops insane. Jay Price's eyes light up in frustration, fear and passion.
Zach Davis: WHAT?!?!!? NO WAY~!!! OH MY GOD! OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!
Kyle Steel: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE! DID I JUST SEE THAT?!
WCF Slam cuts to a commercial..
Zach Davis Interviews Torture... (Interview Took Place On Friday Afternoon)
We cut to the announcers..
Zach Davis: Well, we watched the interview that took place featuring Kyle and D-Day.. I guess here's the video of me interviewing Torture..
Kyle Steel: Anything to look forward to?
Zach Davis: I don't have to say anything other than Torture is just unprofessional as can be.. but you'll see what I'm saying!
We then cut to the video. Zach Davis is sitting in a brown chair. Torture sits down with his big shade sunglasses on and his button up shirt and dress jeans. Zach Davis begins.
Zach Davis: Thanks for being here Tor-
Torture: Don't just thank me for being here, Zach, I'd thank me for Wrestling Championship Federation from running into the dumps in the ratings, and being canceled off of television altogether. Without me, D-Day would run rampant and everyone would just go crazy. No one wants to watch that piece of trash, and I for one-
Zach Davis: Can we please do this interview?!
Torture: O-I'm sorry.. did you just interrupt me?
Zach Davis: Yes. Okay, Yes I did. I apologize but come on, can we please do this interview?
Torture: Sigh, if you think it's worth your time..
Zach Davis: Slickie T is the special ref.. and could you at least act like your listening? My god, what the hell is wrong with you!?
Torture: Zach, I'd watch your tone with me.. you're not exactly high on the list of people I want to be in a room with without being very.. very.. violent.
Davis throws the papers down and takes off his reading glasses and stands to his feet. He just rips into Torture.
Zach Davis: FOR NEARLY TEN YEARS I HAVE SAT RINGSIDE AT EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN ARENA! I'VE CALLED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR MATCHES.. AND FOR THE FIRST FOUR YEARS I WAS HAPPY, NO I WAS HONORED TO CALL A TORTURE MATCH BUT NOW? NO! NOW, I HATE YOUR GUTS! I HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR, I HAVE EVERYTHING YOU ARE AND I HATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE BECOME! WHAT I HATE MORE IS THAT YOU STILL EXIST AND YOU STILL HAVE A MATCH IN WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP FEDERATION! WHY YOU WEREN'T REALLY STABBED IN 2010 IS SOMETHING I THINK ABOUT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THIS COMPANY.. THE COMPANY I CALL HOME AND WILL ALWAYS CALL HOME JUST MAKES ME DISGUSTED SICK AND IM TIRED OF IT! YOU ARE A LOW LIFE.. MONEY HUNGRY... BASTURD... AND YOU'RE A REAL SON OF A BITCH!
Torture stands to his feet and throws his glasses off and grabs Zach Davis by the shirt and pulls him closer. Two security officials rip Torture off and Zach Davis leaves the makeshift studio and Torture stiff-clotheslines one of the guards down and then punches the other one before throwing him into the sign behind the chairs! Everything falls over to show that we're in a lobby of an actual Mexican hotel. Everyone is looking around not knowing what to do and Torture stands over one of the guards and just punches away! Torture stands up..
Torture: You wanna know my thoughts? SLICKIE T BETTER WATCH HIS BACK.. AND AS FAR AS D-DAY GOES.. AT EXPLOSION IM GOING TO PIN HIM.. AND THEN WHEN I PIN HIM I WANT HIM TO GET ON HIS KNEES..
Torture punches the guy whose getting up behind the chairs and the guard goes back down. He stomps at the other guy a few times before looking back into the camera..
Torture: DAY I HOPE YOU'RE LISTENING... YOU'RE GOING TO GET ON YOUR KNEES AT EXPLOSION.. AND YOU'RE GOING TO BEG ME TO NOT END YOUR CAREER... I WANT YOU TO MUTTER THE WORDS TORTURE IS BETTER THAN YOU.. AND THEN I WILL PICK UP YOUR LIFELESS BODY AND END YOUR CAREER ONCE AND FOR ALL... SLICKIE T.. MARK MARKMAN.. AND THE ENTIRE WORLD OF WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP FEDERATION CAN NOT STOP ME...
Torture picks up the guard and throws him into the chairs knocking them back over. Torture walks right up to the camera lens and shoves it to the ground and breaks it. The feed cuts and now we cut back to the live audience who just saw all of this happening on the jumbotron. We cut to the announcers.
Kyle Steel: Wow. Zach, you certainly stood your ground..
Zach Davis: You're god damn right I did! I've had enough of this.. Torture is immature, he's unprofessional and he has zero class! This just proves it! At Explosion, I'm with you Kyle, I hope he pays, and I know he will.. D-Day is the future of WCF and we'll see it all live.. at Explosion!
We cut to a commercial break.
WCF Classic Tournament - Second Round
Creeping Death vs Philip Baines(c)
Zach Davis: We’ve got one hell of a match coming up next! As you all know, this is the second round of the WcF Classic Tournament. We’ve got the impressive newcomer, Philip Baines, squaring off against non other than Creeping Death! In a Hardcore Championship match, no less!
Kyle Steel: This match is so freakin’ huge! I’m literally pissing my pants!
The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. Then, the intro for "Blood and a Siren" by Index Case plays. After the little guitar intro, when the song gets intense, a spotlight hits the curtain and Creeping Death emerges, wearing a black hoodie with the hood up. He headbangs with the crowd as they throw up the devil horns, and he does the same back to them on his way to the ring. CD enters the ring by sliding in through the bottom rope. Inside, he walks to the far corner, leaps up and takes a seat on the top rope, awaiting the match to begin.
Zach Davis: Creeping Death looks like he’s ready to rock!
Kyle Steel: Yea, he’s fired up for sure. He saw what Baines did to Greenfever last week. I’m sure he’s hellbent on making sure he’s not the next huge upset on Baines’ record.
The eerie opening strains of "Exiles" by Therapy? fill the arena as the lighting goes wonky. A major pyrotechnics explosion occurs at the entrance ramp followed by the drums and bass kicking in on the song, and now the lighting is really tripping out. Phillip Baines appears at the top of the ramp along with Bobby, Gina and Emily. They're greeted by a loud cheer from the crowd and a fancy display of sparkly pyro. The foursome raises their arms in salute to the fans and then they make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way.
Once they reach the ring Phil hops onto the apron and flips forward over the top rope while Bobby walks up the steps and climbs in through the ropes. Phil holds the ropes open for Gina to enter the ring while Bobby does the same for Emily. Inside the ring they each go to a corner, hop onto the turnbuckles and salute the fans once again.
Zach Davis: That Baines is a class act. Cairo must be proud as hell right now.
Kyle Steel: Looks like the ref is ready to get this one started!
<DING! DING! DING!>
Zach Davis: There’s the bell and this one’s under way!
Baines and CDeath circle each other in the ring. CDeath fires a quick combo of strikes at Baines but, each one is deflected expertly.
Zach Davis: Baines has those quick hands!
CDeath spins and connects a stiff Round-House kick to Baines’ chin. CDeath follow up with a roll-kick, blasting Baines back into the turnbuckle.
Kyle Steel: HooHoo! The Creepy one snuck a few strong ones in on the protege’!
CDeath rushes at Baines with his elbow cocked back but, Baines ducks out of danger. Baines knee-lifts CDeath and rolls him over the top rope. CDeath hangs on, preventing a long fall to the unforgiving concrete.
Zach Davis: Quick thinking by CDeath!
Baines shoves a knee into CDeath’s abdomen and hooks him in position for a vertical suplex.
Kyle Steel: And back in he goes! Baines nailed that Suplex.
Baines lifts himself and CDeath back to their feet while still holding onto the headlock.
Zach Davis: He’s going for another Suplex! No! CDeath wriggled out of it and back to his feet!
CDeath clips Baines’ legs out from under him and drives a kneedrop into Baines’ forehead. CDeath slides out of the ring and returns with a steel chair.
Kyle Steel: CDeath looks like he’s got a plan!
CDeath swings the chair down onto Baines and it clangs beautifully off his head. Blood spurts from the wound.
Zach Davis: Phil is busted open! CDeath is going for another!
Baines rolls out of the way and sweeps CDeath’s legs out from under him. Baines mounts CDeath and begins raining down a flurry of punches. CDeath is able to deflect a few of them with the chair before Baines rips it away from him.
Kyle Steel: Baines is just trying to knock CDeath out! Nothing technical about that!
Baines hammers CDeath with a few sickening jabs before CDeath thrusts a fist into Baines’ throat. Baines rolls off, coughing at the pain.
Zach Davis: That wasn’t going very well for CDeath. He’s lucky he got out of it when he did or Baines would have surely punched his lights out.
CDeath finds the blood smeared chair and launches it at Baines. Baines catches it just before CDeath blasts the chair into Baines’ face with a fierce front-kick. Baines is flat on his back. CDeath leaps onto the middle turnbuckle and backflips himself onto the fallen Baines.
Kyle Steel: CDeath with the cover!
Zach Davis: It’s still early. It’ll take alot more to keep Baines down for the 3 count!
CDeath rolls Baines over and locks in a one legged boston crab. Baines quickly kicks CDeath off and makes it to his feet. The Steel chair is once again tossed to Baines. CDeath lunges in for a spinning toe-kick but, Baines sidesteps him. Baines whips the chair down onto CDeath. CDeath is dazed but, still standing. Baines raises the chair and slaps it down onto CDeath’s head viciously.
Zach Davis: CDeath refuses to go down!
Baines kicks himself off the middle turnbuckle and hammers the chair down with all the force he can muster. CDeath’s head splits open and his chin is spiked onto the mat. Blood is dripping onto his painted face.
Kyle Steel: Oh My God! CDeath could be out!
Baines climbs to the top turnbuckle with the steel-chair in hand. He positions the chair on his chest and frontflips toward CDeath!
Zach Davis: The Diss That Don’t miss! CDeath rolls out of the way! It missed! And Baines cranked himself with that chair upon impact! That was totally sick!
Kyle Steel: He was looking for the big one and got got!
Zach Davis: I’m surprised Baines took such risk here. The man is fearless!
CDeath soccer-kicks Baines in the side of the head and bounds up to the top rope.
Kyle Steel: Looks like CDeath wants to catch some air too! Huge front-flip leg-drop!
Zach Davis: CDeath just drove Baines’ face directly into that steel chair!
CDeath picks Baines up and spins him around. CDeath hooks both of Baines arms behind and and flips him up.
Kyle Steel: Butcher Hook! OH MY GAAWD!
Zach Davis: He couldn’t keep the ensuing Cattle-mutilation portion of it hooked, though.
Kyle Steel: Still! That was obscene! Baines is in real trouble! CDeath with the pin!
Baines kicks CDeath off of him and rolls out of the ring. Baines his holding his head. The crowd along the rail are trying to reach out and clap him on the back for support.
Zach Davis: Baines needs to rethink his inks. Maybe swap up styles.
Kyle Steel: CDeath has seen it all at this point in his career. I’m not sure Baines could throw anything that CDeath wouldn’t be able to adapt to.
CDeath sprints in the ring and bounds up onto the middle of the top rope. Baines dives. CDeath kicks himself back down onto the mat and laughs at Baines from inside the ring.
Baines picks himself up and quickly slides back into the ring. CDeath has a firm grip on the steel chair. Baines inches closer to CDeath, looking for an opportunity. CDeath whips the chair at Baines, Baines dodges it and spins for a Roaring Elbow! CDeath is flattened by the impact!
Zach Davis: Baines just crushed that chair into CDeath’s face!
Baines lifts CDeath and locks on the Cobra-Clutch before spiking CDeath down harshly. Baines quickly lifts CDeath for a brain buster and bounces his legs off the ropes.
Kyle Steel: State of Emergency! He hit it! CDeath is out of it!
Zach Davis: Baines with the cover!
Kyle Steel: So close!
Baines lifts CDeath and whips him into the turnbuckle. Baines shoves CDeath to the top tunrbuckle and climbs up behind him.
Zach Davis: Baines may be going for that Halcyon Daze that took out Greenfever last week!
Baines waves his arms to the crowd below him. The crowd moves back leaving only empty steel chairs. Baines lifts CDeath in a power-bomb and leaps into the air!
Zach Davis: Baines with the Halcyon Daze into a sea of empty steel chairs! Oh my gentle Jesus!
Kyle Steel: Jeezus!
Zach Davis: Here comes the pin from Baines!
Kyle Steel: Baines did it! He has done it again!
Baines’ arm is raised in victory.
The crowd cheers loudly all around him.
Crowd: Baines! Baines! Baines!
Baines roars like a beast among the screaming Mexicans. They roar along with him.
Zach Davis: Unbeleivable heart in that kid. If you would’ve asked me two weeks ago if some new rookie would swoop in here and take down two of the most feared men in the WcF, I would’ve called you a bald faced liar! But not tonight! Baines is a force to be reckoned with and my pick to win this whole damn tournament!
Kyle Steel: What a main event! Baines advances!
World Heavyweight Championship - Contract Signing!
Zach Davis: Finally… we’re just moments away from the signing of the World Championship contract between Number One Contender Jay Williams, and current WCF World Champion Johnny Reb!
Kyle Steel: Right you are, Zachy. These two men are meeting face to face tonight, for the first time since Williams defeated Price to become the Number One Contender. This is sure to prove…interesting.
The lights immediately go out now inside the arena. Everybody officially goes ape crazy, because some know who it is, and the rest...well, they like when lights go out. They think it's cool, you know. As the lights are out, spotlights fill the arena, white ones...like lightning as the sound of thunder crackles along the PA system. More spotlights come as more thunder is played along the system. It's when guitars fill up and the following is heard.
All of a sudden, the sounds of Megadeth's cover of the theme to Duke Nukem 3D kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. But when the song finally kicks in, the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Jay Williams, his wife Amy in tow, hoodie on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd and jumps up and down, adrenaline pumping inside of him. He run up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he takes the time to sit on the top turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his hoodie, setting it near Amy, who ends up walking to the back this time, letting Jay deal with business himself.
Hank Brown, already in the ring with the customary table and chairs, stands aside, waiting patiently.
Zach Davis: Listen to these fans, Kyle! They are fired up for “Dynamite” Jay Williams – and I can’t blame them! What charisma!
Kyle Steel: That’s not the only thing he’s got going for him. Williams has been tremendously impressive since making his return to the WCF, rapidly becoming a fan favorite and earning himself an opportunity at the World Title.
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain, dressed in jeans, a “Southern Discomfort” T-shirt, and a gray sport coat, with the World Title wrapped securely around his waist. Don Jesus Luis de Guadalupe is at his side. A cheer goes up from the audience at their appearance. As the two men walk down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, perching there with his arms raised high overhead.
Zach Davis: There he is! Our very own World Champ, the Inveterate Confederate, Johnny Reb! The noise from this crowd is absolutely deafening!
The audience continues going insane with the sheer, overwhelming force of so much star power in one place. Perched on opposing turnbuckles, Johnny Reb and Jay Williams lock eyes across the ring, staring at one another with equal measures of hostility and respect. As the clamor finally dies away, Reb hops off the turnbuckle and grabs a microphone off the table.
Kyle Steel: And it looks like the Champ has something to say…
Johnny Reb: Y’know, I been thinkin’. There are certain parallels that I can see between our two careers, especially over these last couple of weeks. Two weeks ago, who woulda thought that it’d be you an’ me standin’ here in this ring, ready to sign that very contract right there?
He points at the paper on the table, grinning.
Johnny Reb: Y’see, we both had these overpowerin’ obstacles placed in our paths. Both of our respective opponents were particularly disturbin’ examples of mental illness; both, in their own ways, monsters. The odds were decidedly against us two weeks ago, at Timebomb… an’ yet, each of us overcame them odds to triumph; to stand here tonight, in front of all these fine people, to make our World Championship match official. In short, to take the first steps in forgin’ the future of the WCF. This…can be nothin’ less than destiny. Congratulations, Mr. Williams, on makin’ it this far. I couldn’t be more pleased to be facin’ an opponent with actual standards…for once. So without further ado…
Reb leans over to sign the contract, still smiling confidently.
Johnny Reb: Just keep one thing in mind, Mr. Williams. This ain’t gonna be no walk in the park. I fought hard for this belt, an’ I don’t intend to relinquish it anytime soon.
Jay immediately reaches over to Reb and takes the microphone away from his hand, a grinning smile across his face.
Kyle Steel: Looks like we’re about to get a few words from the challenger.
Jay Williams: You know something; you’re right…who in their right minds would’ve thought that me and you would be standing together in this ring, signing a contract for a World Championship match? It…it just seems odd that this is happening. It shouldn’t be odd though because look at what we went through to get to this moment right here and now. You beat a legend to become the new champion a couple months ago and just a couple weeks ago, everybody was betting that you were going to lose the title to Oblivion, and look what you did, Reb? You proved everybody wrong. You proved that you aren’t going to lose that title unless somebody pries it from your cold, dead hands. Give a hand to Mr. Reb here. He proved you guys wrong.
And the fans do exactly that, giving Johnny a well-deserved ovation for his title defense at Timebomb.
Jay Williams: And me, well…nobody expected me to be standing here with you. They expected Jay Price to be in the middle of this ring with you, probably giving you a hard time, probably making your life a living hell, so you’re welcome, Mr. Reb. You’re welcome that this contract signing is going to go without a hitch. But look at what I had to do to get to this moment. I had to go through a four-way match on Slam, only to get pinned by Oblivion and lose my shot. For some reason, people stuck by me and wanted me to be involved in your match at Timebomb. I didn’t see the big deal, because obviously, I was pinned. But then Price had to open his damned mouth and well…it was put up or shut up, and look at where both of us are at right now. So, you’re welcome, Reb. You’re welcome that I’m here right now. You’re welcome that it’s going to be two of the future stars in this business, doing battle to see who the best in the world is. And I couldn’t be any more proud that it’s you that I get to do battle with.
Cheers from the crowd, as Jay picks up the contract, taking a look at it, pen in the other hand. He doesn’t sign it though.
Zach Davis: What is Jay waiting for, let’s make this official.
Kyle Steel: I know, I can hardly keep the suspense building.
Jay Williams: Man, I never thought I would be at this moment of my career again. I thought when I put my boots in the closet, so I could start my family; I never thought I would be looking at a contract like this, getting the opportunity of a lifetime again. Makes you wonder, doesn’t it? It makes you look for the little things in life; you know what I’m saying? I’ve been doing this since I turned 20. And I may have gotten one or two shots like this in my life. Who the hell knew that I was getting this moment again? Who the hell knows when I’m getting it again? Reb…you may have fought hard for that belt, but I fought even harder to get just a single shot at the title you’re holding around your shoulder. You learn a lot more being the hunter than the hunted, you know? You have to know when to make the first strike in a match, or when to run, or when to actually fight. I guess what I’m trying to say is…
Jay pulls back and nails Reb as hard as he can in the head with the clipboard he’s holding, as Reb leans across the table, holding his head in pain. Jay throws the clipboard and pen towards Hank Brown as he jumps over the table and kicks Reb in the gut, and double underhooks the arms.
Zach Davis: What the hell is Jay doing?
Kyle Steel: I don’t know. OW! A thunderous Williams Driver Classic through the table. The WCF Champion is out cold.
Jay goes over to Hank and takes the clipboard back, pulling a pen from out of his pocket and pulling the cap off with his teeth. He signs the contract and hands it back to Hank, throwing the pen and spitting out the cap into Hank’s face.
Jay then walks over to Reb, who’s completely in pain, holding his ribs and arm, as Jay looks at the WCF Championship, picking it up and feeling the weight of the title, as he puts it down over Reb’s chest, picking up the microphone instead.
Jay Williams: I guess what I’m trying to say is…THE HUNT IS ON!
Jay drops the microphone as the Duke Nukem theme plays, Jay walking out of the ring, a mixed reaction from the fans. They don’t know whether to cheer him for getting the upper hand, or boo him because of what he just did to Reb. Either way, a shocking moment has just happened here and Jay is all the better for it.
Zach Davis: What a start to the Mexico Tour of 2011! Jay Williams strikes first and the World Champion is out cold!
Kyle Steel: Wiliams is solidifying himself as a true staple in Wrestling Championship Federation.. whether you're a fan now or not, it doesn't matter, Williams is going for the big gold belt that lays across Reb's chest right now!
Zach Davis: We'll see you next week fans!
Kyle Steel: Explosion is getting closer and closer.. and it's just getting more intense!
WCF logo appears as Williams raises both arms in the air looking at Reb down at the ring from the stage. WCF ends with Williams hands in the air.