Monday Night Slam Intro
The WCF logo appears and fireworks explode from the ramp and above the ring, we then cut to the announcers as the sold out crowd cheer their asses off.
Kyle Steel: Welcome..
Zach Davis: Ladies
Kyle Steel: And..
Zach Davis: Gentlemen..
Kyle Steel: To one of the most watched sport shows in the history of Television!
Zach Davis: You must be speaking about the number one rated show and that is..
Kyle Steel: Monday Night Slam!
Zach Davis: And Tonight... we see Oblivion defend his Tag Team Championships against Day and Jay Williams..
Kyle Steel: And our World Champion Jay Williams defends his World Championship against Day in three weeks at Blast!
Zach Davis: We have other matches tonight but my god, we have a packed show as it is and I'm being told we have Hank Brown backstage with Logan!
The jumbotron inside the arena flickers to life and feeds the audience backstage footage of Logan! The arena immediately blossoms with excited screams and cheers. Faithful WCF interviewer, Hank Brown, plants himself next to the side of a focused Face of Treachery.
Hank Brown: Logan.
A even huger pop explodes within the arena.
Hank Brown: ... tonight, you're going one on one with Do--
Logan: SHUT UP!
Quickly, Hank Brown quiets.
Logan: I think I know what's happening tonight, Hank. I knew that when I woke up this morning. I knew that when I arrived at the Ocho-Cinco arena!
Another quick pop from the crowd.
Logan: And I knew, that tonight, Doc Henry, within a steel cage - was going to get a collard green ass whooping! And, hey, don't you cheer babygurls...
The crowd cheers again despite Logan's disapproval.
Logan: SHUT UP! So, yes, Hank Brown'stain.. I am very aware of tonights match. And, Doc Henry, himself, is aware - he knows that tonight he's getting a ticket. Oh, he knows, boudle, he knows that he's facing Mr. WCF, Mr. Five Time World Champion, Mr. ME!
With a focused glare, Logan turns his attention directly into the camera lens.
Logan: See you in Connector City, bitch.
The camera man follows Logan as he pushes past Hank Brown and marches down the hallway. It's just mere moments later that a door opens within the hallway, revealing Kaylyn James Evans - stopping Logan dead in his tracks. Her more than attractive presence forces Logan to stare her up and down with wide eyes.
The gaze he has on Kaylyn briefly hesitating his words.
Logan: GURL... Whoa. When did the WCF start hiring hookers?
Kay was minding her own business... dressed in a pair of black jeans that hugged her curves and rested low around her waist, and a plain white short sleeved shirt tailored to her liking with it resting just inches below her assets, did not have her looking like a hooker. Her head snapped to turn and look in his direction with her hand quickly following suit and that open palm slapping right across his mouth.
Kaylyn: Who the fuck do you think you are looking and talking to? I am not a piece of meat.. I am more than a piece of trash hooker. Maybe if you would get off your pedal stool for a change, you might know exactly who the hell I am.
Kay rolled her eyes looking away from the trash that had just addressed her. Logan appears as if he has nearly gone in shock. A dead stare driven right into her eyes. His hand reaches up to his face, pressing onto the cheek she slapped, casually nursing his 'wound'.
Logan: Oh, I see. Someone wants a damn ticket, huh? SHUT UP! Connector City does not discriminate sex, you shit talking boudle.
Returning the favor, Logan turns Kaylyn's cheek with a stinging open hand slap. No sooner did her face turn did she start to laugh. Slowly she turned back to look up at him once more.
Kaylyn: You know Logan.. I really do wonder how you made it this far in the business.. because honestly.. you hit like a little pansy. How's about you get your big boy pants on before you try a stunt like that again.
Kay tilted her head.. expecting something else to come her way.
Logan: 'Cuse me? Yeah.. that's real cute. You and your hooker talk. Let me tell you something, boudle, maybe something that you have not heard before...
Trying to display some intimidation, Logan quickly flexes his chest muscles before continuing on.
Logan: .... SHUT UP!
Getting a little more personal, Logan gets closer, staring down at Kaylyn, just inches from her face. Logan's hand finds itself alongside her head, his fingers slipping into her hair and locking. He quietly whispers.
Logan: You have.. no idea.
As he stepped closer she raised a brow, her eyes looking and watching as his hand moved to her hair before his fingers came to lock onto those strands, all his intimidation got him, was a smirk coming from the lips of Evans.
Kaylyn: No... let me tell you something....
Kaylyn reached forward, which was not far to go seeing as he had moved right in front of her into her personal space, her hand locked on his manhood holding it tightly in her grasp, causing his fingers to loosen around her hair.
Kaylyn: You have fucked with the wrong Bitch Logan. Before you come at me again.. how about you grow a set.
Kay's smirk turned into an innocent looking smile before she pushed him back from her, via that hand that was holding that one part of his body he was probably wishing was free right about now. Getting his silent wish she released him before rolling her eyes at the sight and walking off. The wide eyed Logan quickly falls backwards and recoils against the hallway wall, staring in pure amazement and a sick admiring joy as she further vanishes down the hall. The camera begins to fade, with Logan holding his goods, and grinning into the direction that she left.
Audrey Horn vs Carnage
Carnage defeats Audrey Horn.
Jason Kash / Creeping Death vs Tommy Knoxville / Kaylyn James Evans
An instrumental of the starting chorus to Eminem's Not Afraid starts to play over the PA system as the lights fade putting the arena into total darkness. Just as the chorus would end there is a bang as the lights turn back on full blast and a cloud of smoke is on the entrance way with a figure standing within it. The chorus starts up once more but this time with the lyrics included as none other then Kaylyn James steps out from within the smokey patch on the stage. As the chorus was being heard throughout the crowd a smiling Kaylyn James was on her way down the ramp with a stride that showed nothing but confidence in herself no matter what the outcome of today's event's would be. Dressed in a pair of Black Jeans and a white shirt she looked ready for anything in comfort. Reaching the bottom of the ramp way Kaylyn stops and turns to the right heading around the ring and towards the far steps to ascend them and make her way onto the apron. Crossing the apron she stands there looking out at the fans as the lyrics would be at a part that seemed a message she was sending out to everyone at home and in the arena, and you could tell from the smile on her face thats how she thought it. Hooking her arms on the top rope, in perfect Kaylyn fashion, she flipped back over the top rope and into the ring where she made her way around the ring looking out at all the fans in the arena. As the music would cut Kaylyn would be focused and ready for what was to come.
Zach Davis: Damn, she is foxy. I'd Mila her Kunis.
Kyle Steel: Oddly enough, I agree. Wassup babygurl?
The guitars begin to sound as "Halo" by Machine Head plays over the arena. The lights dim and the entrance stage fills with smoke as dark red and white strobe lights flicker over the arena. The drums in the intro begin to beat heavily as it echoes over the arena. A bright white light shines from the entrance way as the silhouette of a man stands there. The guitars then begin to play heavy as Tommy Knoxville walks out from the back and out into the open. He stands there on the stage for a moment with his arms by his side as he looks over the arena getting mixed reactions from the fans. He then begins to slowly walk down the aisle as a loud voice fills the arena.
"This is a call to arms,
will you stand beside me?
This is our time to fight,
no more compromising.
And this blackened heart will sing
For sad solidarity... "
The song continues to play over the arena with power as Knoxville slowly approaches the ring. He then slides into the ring and climbs to his feet. He walks around the ring for a moment just before walking over to the corner and looking over the crowd once more. He then climbs the turnbuckle and holds his arms out looking above pumping his fist with the music. He then jumps down and spins around facing the center of the ring by the time he lands on his feet. Bouncing back and forth staring across the ring in the opposing corner Knoxville prepares himself as the music slowly begins to fade.
Kyle Steel: Tommy Knoxville is in the building!
Zach Davis: Can I get a 'what what'?
As the beat of "I'm The Bad Influence" by: Lil' Wyte begins to thump throughout the entire arena, smoke begins to seep out of the stage. Jason Kash comes out with his platinum JK Chain hanging around his neck. He has his Championship Belt flopped over his left shoulder as he steps up to the middle of the stage, right before the aisle way begins. He leans forward, touching the steel ramp and then comes up straight and raises the belt up above his head with one arm. He rests the belt once again on his shoulder as he makes his way to ringside. He climbs up the steel steps and enters the ring. He raises the belt one more time before handing it to the ring announcer and slapping himself a few times to ready himself for the match.
Zach Davis: Here is WCF Television Champion Jason Kash, teaming with...
The lights in the venue suddenly cut to black as the familiar opening to "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays. The crowd is jacked up and gets louder after every toll. After six tolls, there is silence. A solitary light hits the stage. Out from the back walk six men. These are big dudes, too. Vikings to be exact. Three stand on each side of the entrance. They're all carrying shields and swords, long hair, beards, legit looking vikings. "The Pursuit of Vikings" by Amon Amarth hits the PA system and the place explodes into cheers. The lights flash to the music as it chugs along. As soon as the lyrics kick in, Creeping Death emerges from the back. He's decked out in viking garb as well. Armor, shield, sword, and even a viking helm with face plate. Colorful lights now circle the night sky and through the crowd. CD marches down to the ring, all six vikings behind him in two single file lines. The crowd is going ba-fucking-nanas. As he reaches the ring, CD places his shield against the ring, and his sword by the steps. Creeping Death then drops the viking armor and furs off his body, and takes off the horned helm. CD rolls into the ring itself and sits in the far corner, waiting for the match to begin. As he does, the six vikings walk up and remain on the stage for the duration of the match.
Zach Davis: Number one contender for the WCF TV Title, Creeping Death.
Kaylyn exits the ring and allows Tommy Knoxville to begin the match. On the other side of the ring, Kash and CD are staring into each others eyes, almost nose to nose. Neither man wants to step out of the ring. Ref Stanley Moser walks over and informs the men that one has to leave the ring. CD reluctantly does so. The bell rings!
Kyle Steel: And we are off!
A second after the bell rings, Kash tags in CD with a chop the the chest. The crowd lets out a 'wooo!'
Zach Davis: Already?
Kash exits the ring and stands side-by-side with CD. CD shakes his head and enters the ring. Knoxville approaches but CD reaches back and slaps Kash across the face, tagging him in!
Kyle Steel: I don't like where this is going...
CD exits the ring and stands on the apron next to Kash, now, who smiles and enters the ring. Knoxville looks back to Kaylyn and shrugs. Kash takes one step forward before turning and putting both middle fingers into CD's face with force, which is a tag.
Zach Davis: Creeping Death is now the legal man..
Out from the back runs Shane Borderland! He slides into the ring and begins wailing on Knoxville! On the other side of the ring, Jason Kash has exited and stands next to CD once again. CD, again, shakes his head, but instead of entering the ring, he lifts Kash onto his shoulders and drops off the apron with Mjolnir's Wrath! Kash lawn darts right into the floor! The crowd explodes and Moser doesn't know what to think! He just calls for the bell!
Kyle Steel: It's breaking loose on Slam, people!
Knoxville tries to fight off Borderland, but he's too much. On the outside of the ring, Kash is pretty much in a coma after dropping that far directly onto his head with such force. CD has made his way to the other side of the ring where Kaylyn stands. He offers her his hand and she takes it, dropping off the apron.
Zach Davis: What a gentleman.
Kaylyn shrugs and walks up the ramp, not wanting to get messy in the ring. CD follows her up, high fiving the fans and laughing at both Borderland and Knoxville in the ring!
Travis Warner vs Chris Avery
Travis Warner's music hits and he comes out to applause and cheers from the crowd. Warner gets into the ring and taunts in the corner.
Zach Davis: One of the few straight edge stars here in Wrestling Championship Federation..
Colt McFly: IF YOU ALL COULD JUST SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A SECOND...
Kyle Steel: Oh my gawd, who gave him a microphone!?
Colt McFly: I SAID SHUT UP!
The crowd continues to boo.
Colt McFly: Now, I'd like to welcome you the only superstar in WCF who is the longest reigning Television Champion of all time! He's also ended many careers like King Jimmy Dean's last week, and this week he takes out the racist, immature, and virgin Travis Warner!
Colt McFly: HE IS THE TRUTH AND YOU ALL SHOULD BOW DOWN TO HIM OR YOU'RE A RACIST! YOU ARE NAIVE, INBREDS FROM THE SOUTH AND ARE IN THE K.K.K! HES FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS AND HE'LL SMACK YOU DOWN WITH HIS RIGHT HAND! HE IS CHRIS AAVVEERRY!!!!
Crowd boos as B.o.B. Beast Mode hits the speakers and Chris Avery comes walking out from behind the curtain onto the stage. Avery flips his hooded sweatshirt back off his head and walks down the ramp led by his new manager Colt McFly. The two get into the ring where the music stops.
Zach Davis: Kyle, I think he's going to talk some more.
Colt McFly: Travis, you're next on the hit list. You see, Markman is a fat racist who would love nothing more than your white, and pure image to beat down this black man. You see, Markman thinks Avery is a gangster, a thug, and a bully.
Crowd cheers because Avery obviously is.
Colt McFly: AVERY IS NONE OF THOSE THINGS! HE IS A RESPECTABLE MAN WITH HONOR AND CLASS! YOU WILL ALL SEE THE WRATH OF CHRIS AVERY TONIGHT! I PROMISE!
Colt goes down due to a right hand from Travis Warner! The crowd cheers as Colt hits the mat and rolls out of the ring. Avery gets a clothesline and he goes down too!
Zach Davis: OH YEAH!
DING DING DING! Travis picks up Avery and throws him to the ropes and hits a back body drop! Avery gets back up and gets picked up onto Travis' shoulders for a Samoan drop! Travis claps his hands together and the crowd gets behind him! Travis calls for one of his signature moves, the DDT!
Kyle Steel: Warner looking to end it now!
Travis kicks Avery in the gut and grabs him for a DDT and that's when Colt gets on the apron! Travis let's go of Avery and punches Colt in the face sending him off the apron! Travis turns around and Avery hits a leaping flatliner!
Zach Davis: THE TRUTH DETECTOR! DAMN IT!
Avery rolls Travis over to his stomach and locks on the camel clutch!
Kyle Steel: Avery has hurt a lot of people with this move! And yup, Travis is tapping out!
DING DING DING.
Zach Davis: Ugh, Travis Warner is your loser tonight. Avery wins by submission! COME ON! LET HIM GO!
Colt slides a chair into the ring and hits Warner in the back with it multiple times! Avery slides out of the ring and grabs a microphone as Warner is hit with a chair in the back three more times! Avery gives the microphone to Colt and Avery slaps on the camel clutch one more time! Warner is out cold but his neck and back is being wrenched.
Colt McFly: THIS IS NOT THE LAST OF US TONIGHT! OH NO! YOU WILL SEE US ONCE AGAIN! GOOD LUCK IN YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS TRAVIS WARNER! YOU STRAIGHT EDGE PIECE OF CRAP! YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A WORTHLESS WHITE MAN WHO IS JUST TRYING TO HOLD THE BLACK MAN DOWN!
Zach Davis: Oh come on!!
Kyle Steel: Colt understands he is white, right?
Zach Davis: Maybe he's color blind..
Colt McFly: ALL OF YOU WILL UNDERSTAND! CHRIS AVERY WAS CHEATED AND HELD DOWN BY WCF MANAGEMENT AND MARK MARKMAN! YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO YOURSELF, MARKMAN! GET READY FOR THE TRUTH!! IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT... THEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH!
Colt throws down the microphone and kicks Travis in the face while Avery still has the camel clutch. Avery drops the hold and stands up to get out of the ring to the chorus of boos. Avery and Colt walk up the ramp as WCF Monday Night Slam takes a commercial break.
Mr. FPV vs Odin Balfore
Odin Balfore defeats Mr. FPV.
Matt Storm vs Phillip Baines(c)
Kyle Steel: Alright! It's time for the Hardcore Title match.
Two different cameras show two steel trash cans full of items, that are near the entrance ramp.
Zach Davis: Phillip Baines is set to defend his championship against Matt Storm.
AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" blares over the arena as twin spotlights circle the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Here comes the challenger now.
The cameras dash back and forth, trying to catch a glimpse of Panama City's favorite son as he makes his way through the crowd. It takes several moments as Storm is mobbed by fans all along the way. Finally he reaches the ringside barrier, climbs on top of it, and salutes the fans with a double fist pump. Then he jumps to the floor, climbs onto the apron, and steps through the ropes. He sheds his t-shirt, tosses it into the crowd, then begins a few warm up stretches as he waits for the opening bell.
The eerie opening strains of "Exiles" by Therapy? fill the arena as the lighting goes wonky.
Zach Davis: Here comes the Hardcore Champion and listen to that crowd.
Kyle Steel: This crowd is sure gonna torn who their favorite will be tonight!
A major pyrotechnics explosion occurs, at the entrance ramp, followed by the drums and bass kicking in on the song, and now the lighting is really tripping out. Phillip Baines appears at the top of the ramp along with Bobby, Gina and Emily. They're greeted by a loud cheer from the crowd and a fancy display of sparkly pyro. The foursome raises their arms in salute to the fans and then they make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way.
As they get near the ring, Phillip looks at the items in the trash cans. Once they reach the ring, Phil hops onto the apron and flips forward over the top rope while Bobby walks up the steps and climbs in through the ropes. Phil holds the ropes open for Gina, to enter the ring, while Bobby does the same for Emily. Inside the ring they each go to a corner, hop onto the turnbuckles and salute the fans once again.
Both men bolt out of the ring and dash over to the trash cans, where the meet end on.
Zach Davis: Right at the weapons, both men begin to throw punches!!!
The crowd explode with the intensity from both men.
Phillip Baines and Matt Storm try to dip into the trash cans of goodies, when the other nails the other with a kick and/or a punch. the crowd screams with pleasure, as both grabs for weapon. Baines grabs for a kendo stick, while Matt Storm is still deciding.
Kyle Steel: Matt Storm better grabs for something before.....
Zach Davis: Before THAT happened!
The hardcore champion pops his opponent on the back, with the kendo stick.
Baines pops Matt Storm three more times, as the challenger drops to his knees, arching his back in pain. Baines grabs the kendo stick in both hands, as he creeps around Storm.
Kyle Steel: The champion is now choking his opponent with that damn kendo stick!!!
Baines grabs the tuff of hair of Storm's.....
....and nails the end of the kendo stick right in the middle, of Matt Storm's forehead. The champion drops the kendo stick and grabs for a garbage can. Baines dumps out the contents onto the arena's floor and....
Baines smashes the can onto the head of Matt Storm, denting it in the process. The champion drops the dented can, as the challenger falls completely onto the arena's floor. The champion stomps down on his challenger, before grabbing him and pick him up.
Zach Davis: Phillip Baines Irish whips Matt Storm.....
Kyle Steel: Right into the security railing.
Baines grabs a slumping Storm and picks him up....
Zach Davis: And driving his throat right across the security railing.
Storm is flailing around grabbing his throat, gasping for air. Baines just smiles, as he takes his own foot and presses it against the skull of Storm. The challenger's face is being pressed up against the railing, as he is screaming out in pain. As the challenger lays there, with his face against the railing, Baines walks away and towards the items of destruction. Baines grabs for a spool of barbed wire.
Kyle Steel: Holy Cow!! What is he gonna do with that barbed wire, as if I didn't know.
Baines picks up Storm's head and begins to dig the barbed wire into the flesh of Matt Storm. Blood begins to slowly trickle down the face of Storm. The challenger tries to fight off the champion, but it is all in vain. the champion just digs in deeper with the barbed wire, as the wound gets deeper and wider, as MORE blood flows. The champion wraps the barbed wire around his right fist and proceeds to punch Matt Storm right in the face. The fans, nearby, are grimacing in delightful amount of disgust.
Zach Davis: The champion is in full control, so far, in this match-up!!
The champion grabs the challenger and decides to wrap the barbed wire around Storm and tie him up against the security railing. Phillip walks over to the pile of goodies and sees something that brings a smile to his face.
Kyle Steel: OH MY GOD!!!
Zach Davis: NO HE'S NOT!!!
Baines walks over to Matt Storm, who is now blinded by the gross amount of blood, flooding his face. Storm continues to spit the blood out from his mouth. Some, of the nearby crowd, is encouraging the champion to do his worst.
The champion uses the staple gun on the face of Matt Storm. The champion begin to untie the challenger, until he winces out in a small amount of pain.
Kyle Steel: Looks like the champion got himself, on the finger, with that sharp barbed wire.
As the champion unties the challenger, from the barbed wire, Storm collapses. Baines grabs his challenger and Irish-whips him towards the ring....
Baines ends up crashing, back first, against the edge, of the ring apron. Storm grabs for a crutch and charges towards Baines....
Zach Davis: SUPERKICK!!
Matt Storm collapses onto the floor, while stilling hanging onto the crutch. Baines walks over to Storm and grabs for Storm....
Kyle Steel: The challenger, Matt Storm just jabbed the end, of that crutch, right into the throat of the hardcore champion.
Blood pours off of Matt Storm, as he jabs the end piece, of the crutch into the ribs of the hardcore champion.....
Matt Storm slams the crutch over the back of Phillip Baines, causing the crutch to break and causing Baines to crash to the arena floor, next to the ring.
Zach Davis: Oh my God, Matt Storm is grabbing for the barbed wire!!
Storm wraps the barbed wire around his fist.
Storm punches Baines, in the face, with the barbed wire, causing lacerations on the champion's face.
Kyle Steel: The challenger grabs for a steel chair!!
The champion braces himself, with his right hand on the ring apron. The champion is on one knee.
Phillip Baines: AHH-H-H-H-H!!!
Baines falls to the floor, as he grabs for his right arm. Storm busted a chair across the arm of the champion.
Storm, as large amount of blood drips from his face, jabs the chair against the ribs, of Phillip Baines.
Zach Davis: Now, the challenger is choking the champion with the chair.
Storm drops the chair, as he grabs for the champion.
Baines thumps the challenger with a back-fist, to the mid-section of Storm, but the challenger just rakes the champion's face with his boot laces. Storm grabs the champion in a front chancery and....
Kyle Steel: DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! This match hasn't had any action, inside the ring, yet.
Blood beginas to trickle down the face, of the champion. After noticing the blood, Storm begin to dig into the wound with his fingertips. The challenger grabs the champion....
Matt Storm nails Phillip Baines with a side Russian leg sweep.
Zach Davis: PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Stanley Moser slides into position, as the pin count begins....
The crowd: ONE!
the crowd: Tw-.... NO-O-O-O.... KICKOUT!!!
Stanley Moser holds up one finger.
Kyle Steel: Just a one count!!
Storm grabs Baines and rolls him inside the ring. The challenger drops a knee across the head of the champion. Storm picks up Baines and Irish whips towards the ring. Baines bounces off the ropes, as Storm drops down and the champion leaps over him and bounces off the ropes. At the same time, Matt Storm bounces off the ropes, at the other end, of the ring....
Zach Davis: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!
Stanley Moser begins the count....
Both men slowly begin to move.
Both men begin to stir as they proceed to try to get up, before they notice each other. They proceed to slug it out, to the delight of the fans.
One half of the crowd: LET'S GO MATT STORM!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!>
The other half of the crowd: LET'S GO PHILLIP BAINES!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!>
Kyle Steel: This Cincinnati crowd is sure 100 percent behind these two men, fighting for their right, to be WCF Hardcore Championship!!!
Both men stand up, as they continue to slug it out.
Matt Storm kicks the champion, in the mid-section then grabbing for Baines right hand....
Zach Davis: Short-arm clothesline!!
Storm grabs for Baines, but gets a short kick to his bleeding head, for his troubles. Baines bounces Storm off the ropes....
The champion nails the challenger with a spinning roundhouse kick to the face. Baines double underhooks the challenger's arms....
Kyle Steel: DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!!!
With Storm close to the corner, Baines runs to the opposite corner. The champion bolts towards the corner, leaps over the challenger and leaps onto the turnbuckle, but lands with a splitleg and lands with a moonsault. Matt Storm rolls around while holding his ribs. The champion leaves the ring as walks ove to the time keep and grabs for his chair and the bell.
Zach Davis: What does the champion, have in mind?!
As the challenger continues to roll around, in pain, Baines drops the time keeper's bell, but keeps the chair in hand. Baines runs over to the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. The crowd becomes deafening, with their ear-splitting cheers and yells. With the chair in his left hand, Baines pounds the right side of his chest with his fist, in recognition, of the crowd. The Hardcore Champion, with chair in hand, leaps off the turnbuckle and flies, in the air....
The crowd: OUUU-U-U-U!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!> THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!> THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!>
Kyle Steel: The champion lands with a guilliontine legdrop with a chair!!
Zach Davis: He landed hard across the head and chest of Matt Storm!! The challenger is NOT moving!!!
Kyle Steel: Where is the champion going?!?!
Phillip Baines leaves the ring, searching under the ring.
The crowd: WE WANT TABLES!!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!> WE WANT TABLES!!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!> WE WANT TABLES!!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!>
Zach Davis: Sadistic bunch, this Cincinnati crowd turned out to be!!!
As Baines searches under the ring, he smiles, as he pulls out a table. the arena erupts the explosive cheers. He slides the table under the bottom ropes, but....
Kyle Steel: The challenger just kicked the table into the face of the champion.
Matt Storm hobbles out of the ring and heads for the stack of goodies....
Zach Davis: OH NO.... NOT AGAIN!!!
Storm with the implement of violence, that was used on him, earlier....
Matt Storm use the staple gun on the champion, stapling four staples on his face, causing major bleeding, rolling down his face.
Kyle Steel: After this match, WCF better call Red Cross or the nearest hospital, for some much deserving blood.
With a portion, of the table, hanging over the ring apron, Storm slams the champion's head across the portion, of the table. The other end, of the table, that was in the ring bounces up, but it cause the other end, that was slammed on, to rise up and....
Zach Davis: Storm gets clocked silly by the end, of the table!!
Baines takes this perfect opportunity and rolls the challenger into the ring and grabs Matt Storm....
Kyle Steel: Flash Apocalypse!!
As the challenger lies motionless the champion sets up the table.
Zach Davis: What is that, in the corner?
The camera does a close-up and a small bottle of charcoal lighter fluid is shown.
Kyle Steel: Oh my God, no!!!
As the table is set up, Phillip drenches the table in fluid, then lights the table on fire.
Zach Davis: Oh my... HOLY.... WHAT THE F*CK, MAN?!?!
The hardcore champion picks up Matt Storm and they both are on the top turnbuckle. The crowd is silent.
Kyle Steel: there is a hush come over the crowd.
Baines picks up Storm and they both fly in the air....
They both land, destroying the flaming table into a million pieces! The crowd goes absolutely crazy, as both commentators flip off their headsets, as they leap out of their seats, to take a look of the broken men, on top of the splintered still flaming table, with total amazement!! Zach Davis grabs his headset, as he motions Kyle Steel to do the same.
Zach Davis: HOLY SMOKE, KYLE!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!?!
Kyle Steel: I cannot believe what I just saw!! This place is erupting this crowd is going absolutely bonkers and for good reason!!!
The crowd: HOLY SH*T!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! HOLY SH*T!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, that was Halcyon Daze!! A top rope 720° sit-out power bomb!!
Baines puts his right arm across the chest, of Matt Storm!!
Kyle Steel: The champion is going for the pin!!
The crowd: ONE!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREE!!!
Zach Davis: THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A MATCH!!!
The entire arena are on their feet, clapping for the match participants!!
Kyle Steel: Both men should be given total congratulations, for this outstanding match!!!
The crowd erupts with cheers...
Zach Davis: What the Hell?!?!
Kyle Steel: IT'S OBLIVION!!!
Oblivion slides in the ring. Baines is standing on the second turnbuckle when...
Zach Davis: Oblivion just nailed Phillip Baines with a chair!!
Oblivion picks up Baines and places him on IT's shoulders. Oblivion knocks the opponent's legs off IT's left shoulder and drops him face first with an RKO.
Kyle Steel: 5150!!
Oblivion begins to stomp down on every body part of Phillip Baines.
Zach Davis: S!T!O!M!P!
Kyle Steel: Survive Treachery Overcome Monstrous Psychopaths!!
Oblivion drags Baines over to a corner, he notices some barbed wire ringside.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is leaving the ring. He is taking the barbed wire.
Oblivion proceeds to tie up Baines with the barbed wire. He grabs the chair and proceeds to bash Baines over and over again with the chair, causing Baines to go unconscious, not able to feel the pain that Oblivion is about to cause. He sees a cheese grater, ringside. Oblivion goes and grabs the grater and goes back inside the ring.
Kyle Steel: What is Oblivion about to do with that cheese grater?!
Oblivion looks around with a sinister look across IT's face, as IT proceeds to grate the face, of Phillip Baines into a bloody mess. Oblivion then bashes the grater into the face of Baines. Oblivion leaves the ring and walks over to the announce table and grabs a mic and re-enters the ring. IT walks over to Phillip Baines and begins to talk....
Oblivion: How you feeling champ? Not feeling so good, huh?! This is what you get for killing Oblivion's friend!! GET IN OBLIVION'S WAY AND YOU WILL BE THE NEXT ONE TO DIE!!! AND THAT....
Oblivion holds up the mic....
The crowd: YOU CAN CHOKE.... ON.... THAT!!!
Oblivion gets in the unconscious face of Baines and says....
Oblivion/The crowd: BI-I-II-ITCHEE-E-ESS-S-S!!!
Oblivion jams the mic in Phillip Baines' face, then drops the mic. In the name of God by Slayer begins to play, as Oblivion leaves the ring
Brad Kane vs Roy Speede
The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "Refuse/Resist" by Hatebreed flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane when the vocals blare out of the sound system as Brad Kane appears in the entry way. The crowd cheers seeing them as Brad inhales before he makes his way down the ring. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as he then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.
Zach Davis: Brad will be going one on one with Speede, tonight!
Hear Me Now hits the airwaves and Speede comes out to boos. Speede walks down the ramp with a microphone.
Roy Speede: I'm sorry to say this Brad but I can not compete here tonight. I have to be honest.. I .. uh.. sprained my ankle and elbow in a tennis competition over the weekend.
Zach Davis: He's probably lying!
Roy Speede: So I can't compete here tonight.. you take the win. I apologize.
Brad snatches the microphone.
Brad Kane: Shut the hell up!
BK hits a stiff clothesline sending Speede down! The crowd comes alive and Brad picks up Speede and hits AMG Driver four times! The crowd is chanting BK!
Kyle Steel: Speede looks damn near dead!
Brad takes Speede over to the turnbuckles and puts him on the ropes. Brad climbs up and hits the Krisute Gomen! Brad stands up and Hatebreed hits the airwaves and the crowd cheers for Brad Kane!
Zach Davis: Whoa! Speede looks nasty-hurt, Kyle.
Kyle Steel: He is, I can tell. Brad Kane is a hardcore titan!
United States Championship
Ana Valentine vs Shane Borderland(c)
Zach Davis: I'm experiencing a feeling of déjà vu, Kyle!
Kyle Steel: How's that, Zach?
Zach Davis: I'm sitting here getting ready to call a United States Championship match between "The Bad Boy" Shane Borderland and Ana Valentine on Slam!
Kyle Steel: Indeed, Zach, indeed! Borderland and Valentine are two superstars who know each other inside and out. We've seen them battle tooth and nail for the United States Championship on more than one occasion, and Borderland has prevailed each time. Of course Shane has occasionally benefited from outside interference from his friends during those matches. Will Ana be able to stem the tide tonight and regain the championship that she once wore and defended with honor and integrity, or will Borderland once again prove why he's become known as WCF's "Woman Beater"?!
Zach Davis: We also have to keep on eye out for possible outside interference during this match, whether it be from Jason Kash, who is of course Borderland's partner in Organized Violence, or those masked men who appeared during Ana's match against Tek last week! I have it on good authority that Mark Markman has issued a personal edict to referee Skip Bennett to make sure that there's absolutely no interference in this match!
Kyle Steel: That's good, Zach. It's about time that sanity was restored around this place and Skip Bennett is just the man to do it! Skip's 6'4" 265 lbs. of Texas Bull Snake staring at ya!
"Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls hits the PA and the Cincinnati crowd immediately roars to life. Ana walks down the ramp to pink pyro’s shooting off behind her. She pauses at the steps to the ring to blow kisses to the crowd. She then steps into the ring bending low to slip between the middle and bottom rope.
Zach Davis: I'm going to let my bias be known to the world: I LOVE this woman!
Kyle Steel: You're not alone, Zach. Ana has captured the hearts and imaginations of fans all across the WCF Universe! I overheard President Obama mentioning his fondness for Ms. Valentine during a video clip that aired on CNN just the other day!
Zach Davis: Wow! When you can count the Leader of the Free World as one of your supporters then you know you've made an impact! Those booty shorts that she's wears certainly don't hurt her cause any!
As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "The Biggest, The Best" by Clawfinger blares through the arena. Shane Borderland slowly comes out behind the curtain and stops when he reaches the top of the ramp and looks throughout the crowd. He raises his arms up in the air as the crowd boos him. He starts walking down the ramp looking side to side at the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, and turns and looks at the crowd and shakes his head. He goes through the middle rope and hops up on the turnbuckle and extends his arms. (Randy Orton Style) then he jumps off the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Again, I have to acknowledge my bias for a moment here. I think that Shane Borderland's behavior during his promos this past week has been deplorable, inexcusable and, quite frankly, unbecoming of a United States Champion! It's one thing for a man to put his hands on a woman during the context of a professional wrestling match, but there's no place for that type of conduct in the outside world!
Kyle Steel: I have to agree with you there, Zach. You can be Chris Brown inside of the ring, but when you behave like that outside of the ring you should be facing criminal charges. Ana Valentine has a chance to succeed where the long arm of the law has failed, by putting Shane Borderland in his place!
Zach Davis: I hope she does, Kyle... I hope she does, damn it!
Referee Skip Bennett checks both competitors for objects of international origin, casting an especially wary eye to Mr. Borderland. After a brief yet thorough search, Skip is satisfied that both superstars are clean. He issues his final instructions before the match begins and then calls for the bell...
The match is underway! A loud chant of "ANA! ANA! ANA! ANA!" greets both competitors at the start of the match. Ana flashes a smile to her legions of adoring fans, while Shane simply sneers in disgust. They move in for a quick lock-up, and Shane gets the advantage with a stiff knee to the gut. Shane clotheslines Ana down, then scoops her up and hits a facebuster that plants Ana's pretty face onto the mat with authority. Shane goes for the early cover.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Ana gets to her feet and dropkicks Shane right in his face, staggering her larger foe toward the ropes. Ana measures Borderland and hits another dropkick to the face that sends Shane flying over the top rope, down to the floor!
Zach Davis: Shane just landed on his head with a thump outside of the ring, and women all across the WCF Universe are cheering with glee!
Kyle Steel: Ana's not done, Zach! She's going high risk!
Valentine ascends to the top rope with the swift agility of a feline and waits for her groggy opponent to rise to his feet. When Shane stands up, Ana springs from the top rope and hits a picture-perfect cross body on Borderland. The crowd lets out a cheer, and the chants of "ANA! ANA!" grow ever louder.
Zach Davis: Wow! What a move by Ana! She showed both courage and athleticism with that cross body block outside to the floor! She must have flown fifteen feet in the air before landing flush on the United States Champion!
Kyle Steel: Borderland is already busted open, Zach! I believe that Ana's elbow connected with his forehead on the cross body, and there's now a big gash above his right eye! The blood is flowing freely as Ana rolls Shane back into the ring and makes the cover!
Zach Davis: We could have a new champ!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Ana slaps the mat with her hand, disappointed at not getting the three, but she clearly looks like a woman who feels that victory is within her grasp. Ana drags Shane to the corner of the ring and bashes his head repeatedly into the turnbuckle, causing blood to pour from the wound on his forehead at an increasingly rapid pace. After getting a taste of his blood, Shane is reawakened though! Borderland stuns Ana with a jawbreaker, then drags her to the middle of the ring to make a cover.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Instant offense from the United States Champion! He's so dangerous because he can hurt you in so many ways, even after you've hurt him!
Kyle Steel: Shane isn't a popular man these days, especially among WCF's female fans, but he's as tough as nails!
Shane whips Ana into the ropes then charges and hits a stiff boot to the midsection that causes Valentine to double over in pain. Shane tucks Ana's head between his legs and lifts her up for a powerbomb. Shane holds Ana in the air for a moment before dropping her to the mat with all of the calamitous furor of an automobile accident.
Zach Davis: Oh my God! Borderland might have broken bones within Ana's diminutive, one-hundred-and-nine-pound frame with that powerbomb!
Kyle Steel: Look at the sick smile on his face, Zach! He's taking glee in inflecting punishment on Ana! That blood that's flowing down Shane's face... it's fueling him right now!
Shane wipes some of the blood onto his fingertips and then takes a taste of it. His smile grows more demented and he begins stomping away like a madman at Ana's prone body, drawing a loud chorus of boos from the Cincy fans. Shane finally drops to the mat, but not to make a cover; Shane wraps one of his huge hands around Ana's throat and begins choking her in plain sight of the referee.
Zach Davis: Oh come on now! This is ridiculous! You've got Ana down, just pin her already!
Kyle Steel: Shane is sending a message, Zach. This isn't just about winning a match or defending a championship... this is personal! Shane Borderland hates Ana Valentine and she hates him right back!
Shane finally breaks the choke after the referee's count reaches four-and-a-half. Skip admonishes Shane as Shane gets back to his feet, but Shane pays him no further attention. Shane pulls Ana up and positions her for another powerbomb. Shane lifts Ana up, but this time she slips out of his grip and lands on her feet behind him. Ana "splits the uprights" with a powerful kick between the legs that causes Shane to drop to his knees. The male audience members audibly gasp. The ref shows leniency by offering only a slight verbal warning to Ana, who winks at him in return before scowling at Shane.
Zach Davis: Oof! I could feel that shot to the pills all the way from here! MY balls are aching right now!
Kyle Steel: I guess ol' Skip figures that Shane deserves a taste of his own medicine, after that blatantly illegal choke that we saw from him a few moments ago!
Ana gets in Shane's face as he clutches his family jewels and gasps for air. Ana is mocking Shane with crotch grabbing gestures and verbally taunting him. Ana dares Shane to get to his feet. Shane gingerly rises to his feet, but he's quickly floored by a Diamond Cutter from the challenger.
Zach Davis: Ana Cutter from Ana Valentine and she makes the cover! New champ?!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Goddamn, Shane's balls must be killing him right now, plus he took a Diamond Cutter, but he still managed to kick out! Either he really wants to win this match, or the man is an S&M freak!
Kyle Steel: It's like Rihanna says, Zach: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me!"
Ana lets out a primal, Ken Shamrock-like scream before locking Shane in an anklelock. Shane writhes about in pain on the mat as the crowd roars its approval.
Zach Davis: Ana has Shane locked in the anklelock and they're in the middle of the ring! There's nowhere for Shane to escape!
Kyle Steel: This crowd is on its feet, Zach! They're anticipating a new United States Champion! They want to see Shane Borderland tap out!
Shane grits his teeth as Ana cranks his ankle, increasing the pressure and adding to the pain that's coursing through his lower leg. Shane yells out in pain, but he shakes his head when the ref asks him if he wants to quit.
Zach Davis: The agony is written in spades across Shane's face right now, but he's not giving up yet! I think he would rather have his ankle snapped than tap out to his arch nemesis!
Shane tries to break free from Ana's grip but he's having no success as Ana only increases her leverage on the anklelock. Shane lets out a yelp and teases a tap as the crowd looks on with baited breath. Suddenly, Shane leaps up to one leg and rolls forward, freeing himself from Ana's grip in an impressive display of agility and ring savvy.
Zach Davis: What an escape by Shane Borderland! He just proved once again why he's a two-time and reigning United States Champion!
Ana has a look of shock on her face. She tries to regain her composure but ends up walking into a devastating Death Row (Wrist Clutch Exploder) from Shane. Shane takes a moment to rub the feeling back into his injured ankle, before sliding on top of Ana.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Wow, Ana kicked out in the nick of time, but the momentum of this match has swung on a dime in favor of the champion!
Kyle Steel: You alluded to it earlier, Zach, Shane Borderland has the ability to create instant offense from anywhere in the ring, even when it appears that he's down and out!
Shane taunts the fans with some of that "Bad Boy" swagger as he limps to his feet. Ana shows that she's not finished yet as she surprises Shane with a small package.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: By God, I thought we had a new champ! Ana was within an eyelash of beating Shane!
Kyle Steel: It's ironic that she almost won with a small package, considering that we all know what she thinks about Shane's package!
Shane and Ana get to their feet, with both superstars looking worse for wear. Shane takes a swing at Ana, but Ana alertly ducks and grabs Shane from behind. Ana lifts Shane up and over, planting him with a high-arcing German Suplex.
Zach Davis: Ana just hit Cupid's Arrow! She makes the cover!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
THRE--NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!
The crowd groans as Skip points at Shane's foot, which is straddled across the bottom rope. Ana rolls her eyes as she gets to her feet.
Zach Davis: So close! Ana was so close that she could taste the victory!
Kyle Steel: Victory tastes like Hershey's Kisses, Zach. Seriously, those championship belts are just milk chocolate wrapped in gold foil!
The crowd is chanting Ana's name again and again as she stands, poised, waiting for Borderland to get to his feet. Shane stumbles to his feet and spins around to face Ana. Ana clutches Shane, going for Cupid's Bow (Spinebuster), but Shane slips out of it. He stuns Ana with a kick to the midsection, and then lifts her up for the QD2. Shane spikes Ana's head on the mat as he hits his finisher, and then he hooks Ana's leg with a confident look on his bruised and bloodied face.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: It's all over! Shane Borderland defeats Ana Valentine to retain the United States Championship!
"The Biggest, The Best" hits the PA, though it's drowned out by the boos from the crowd. Shane slides out of the ring and grabs his United States Championship from the clutches of a ringside attendant.
Kyle Steel: Ana gave it her all tonight and she fought with the heart of a champion, but Shane gutted out the victory and proved why he is the WCF United States Champion!
Zach Davis: What the hell? Shane just clocked Ana in the head with the title belt as she was getting to her feet! Come on now, get that animal out of the ring, ref!
The boos are now deafening as Shane looks down at Ana's fallen body with a wicked grin on his face. Shane drags Ana's body over his knee and spanks her asscheeks repeatedly. The impact of the blows echoes throughout the Arena Ocho-Cinco as the crowd gasps at the indignity that Ana is suffering.
The lights cut out.
Kyle Steel: Well.. we haven't seen this for a couple of weeks now, you think it's the same guy?
Zach Davis: I'm sure we're about to find out.
The lights come back.
Zach Davis: There he is! That's the same guy. Hes standing infront of Ana again, and staring straight at Borderland..
Ana looks up at the man, that same look on her face, making it still unclear of her feelings of his presence.
Kyle Steel: It's almost like he's protecting Ana..
Zach Davis: It doesn't look like Ana knows anything about it.. and I really don't think she needs to be protected!
As Borderland looks at the man confused, anticipating his next move, the man charges at Borderland and tackles him through the middle ropes. As both men tumble to the floor they begin a fist fight, the man getting the upper hand followed by Borderland taking an advantage.
Zach Davis: Is there actually a reason for this?!
Kyle Steel: Whatever the reason is, it seems to lie with Ana Valentine!
Borderland and the man fight toward the barriers and as both men battle on they knock each other over the guard rails and into the crowd as they pop for the action.
Kyle Steel: The crowd getting a little more for their money here!
The two men fight through the crowd, Ana has made it to her feet in the ring and is watching the fight. She seems as confused as anybody about what just happened.
Zach Davis: I'm not sure Ana knows what to make of all this..
As the two men are seen fighting to the backstage area we lose them, and Ana leaves the ring.
Carnage Enjoys His Snacks
We cut backstage to a table where Carnage is eating a nice slice of pie. A WCF staff member is talking to Carnage.
Staffy McStafferson: So it's more than just his concert or his stardom from youtube. It's about Never Saying Never. It's about never giving up on your dreams. Justin Beiber's DVD is amazi.. erm, I gotta go..
Carnage drops his pie and turns around. Colt McFly and Avery stand in his face.
Colt McFly: Fact. You're racist!
Avery punches Carnage in the face with a right hand and then slams Carnage down onto the table head first!
Zach Davis: OH WHAT THE HELL?! COME ON!
Avery picks up Carnage and then hits the Truth Detector on the cement floor! Colt kicks Carnage a few times before clearing the table of the food and drinks. Colt puts the table at a vertical incline against the wall. Avery picks up Carnage and throws him into the table snapping it in half!
Colt McFly: I HOPE MARKMAN GETS THE MEMO! YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND ARE HOLDING THE BLACK MAN DOWN!
Kyle Steel: What the hell does this have to do with anything!? Colt and Avery are now just bullying people because of it!
Zach Davis: Because he's a street thug, Kyle! A god damn street thug! That's all Avery was raised to be and that's all he'll ever be!
Colt and Avery walk down the hallway as WCF Staff and medics check on Carnage.
Kyle Steel: We need to take a commercial break!
Zach Davis: Poor Carnage..
Escape Only - Cage Match
Doc Henry vs Logan
Alright, already the show goes on
Alright, till the morning we dream so long
Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up
Just remember when you come up
The show goes on!
Alright, already the show goes on
Alright, till the morning we dream so long
Anybody ever wonder, when they would see the sun up
Just remember when you come up
The show goes on!
The Show Goes On by Lupe Fiasco plays until the WcF crowd hears "LOGANNNN!"
Zach Davis: uh oh is it doc henry!?
"NO ZACH IT IS ME.. the destroyer of worlds, the DESTRUCTOR of Logan! In a few short weeks I will be ready for my debut and Logan I will show you what a real man is!! THE SHOW GOES ON!"
Kyle Steel: Uh what?
A drum beat rolls…
Kyle Steel: Here we go..
The drum beat continues, fans explode to their feet screaming with anticipation. Cameras quickly span through the audience, picking up such signs as; “LOGAN GAVE ME FREE TICKETS!” , “ONE COLLARD GREEN ASS WHOOPING COMING RIGHT UP!” Soon after, the camera centers itself to the top of the stage. “The Struggle Within” by Metallica kicks into gear! Logan marches out onto the ramp and fans ooze with cheers. He methodically shuffles in place, lightly jumping up and down on his feet, fixating a furious stare onto the audience. Logan then begins his descent – walking down the ramp, hitting the ring, and sliding in beneath the bottom rope. He looks up, briefly acknowledging the two ton cage above him, before climbing the turnbuckle and eyeing the frenzy of a crowd.
Zach Davis: This audience here tonight is going completely nuts!
Slowly – Logan’s arms rise from his sides and shift straight above his head. Logan keeps his eyes focused on the people standing from their seats, cheering for him. After a few intimate seconds with the audience, Logan hops down from the turnbuckle, pacing the ring, and his music cuts.
Kyle Steel: And here comes –
“Sympathy For The Devil” by Guns N Roses explodes and cuts off the sound of Kyle’s voice! Doc Henry appears at the top of the ramp, and audience boo.. massively.
Zach Davis: It might be hard for some of you to hear me folks –
Doc Henry stands in place at the top of the ramp, staring daggers straight at Logan.
Zach Davis: - but this crowd here tonight is giving Henry the exact opposite reaction that they gave Logan.
Kyle Steel: Yeah! I can not remember the last time I heard someone receive so much heat from the audience.
Doc Henry begins walking down the ramp. Inside the ring, Logan eggs the audience into a “HENRY SUCKS” chant. The crowd obliges.
Back in the ring, Logan smirks, yet still maintains a terrific glare on Doc Henry. Doc stops in his tracks, hearing the audiences chant, clearly disgusted with everyone inside the arena. Having enough of it, Henry skips his usual stage antics, quickly sliding into the ring, standing to his feet and going face to face with Logan. The music slowly fades out and the excited audience is heard more clearly.
Kyle Steel: This is SO intense.
The camera zooms in on the two – their faces just a few inches from one another – both of them appearing furious with the other. Logan begins nodding his head, his lips moving, seemingly talking crap to Doc Henry. Henry’s lips also begin moving, talking crap right back! The cage begins to lower above them.
Zach Davis: Two animals inside a cage.
Soon, the cage has completely engulfed the ring. Logan nor Doc, however, have yet to pay the slightest of attention to the cage. Logan, suddenly, breaks up the trash talking, slapping Doc Henry across the face. The crowd “oooo’s” as Henry’s head snaps backwards. Henry holds a hand over his cheek, looking at Logan, and smiling. Doc Henry then slaps Logan across the face! He doesn’t stop there, however, no! Henry follows up, hitting Logan with a closed fist, and continues, drilling Logan with rights until they reach the ropes. Henry grabs Logan, pushing him further into the ropes, then irish whipping him into the opposite side of the ring. Logan comes running back to an awaiting Doc Henry. Logan goes for a closeline, Doc ducks, and grabs Logan by the neck hitting a neckbreaker! But no! Logan is already back to his feet – adrenaline still pumping by the crowd – and goes for another quick closeline! Doc Henry manages to dodge it once again, slipping behind Logan and hitting another neckbreaker! This time, Logan manages to stay down, and the audience express their disappointment.
Doc Henry eats it up, flicking the crowd off, before sending a stiff boot into the side of a downed Logan. Logan rolls over in pain, nursing his ribs. Doc Henry grabs Logan by the hair, lifting him up and – Logan explodes! Logan hits Doc with rights after rights, driving him into the corner turnbuckle. Logan backs off him, Doc stumbles out of the turnbuckle.. IMPACT STYLE!
Zach Davis: Holy crap! Logan just got a HUGE early advantage! He just hit Doc with the Impact Style – AND OH, LOOK! Doc is going to Connector City!
Indeed – Logan has Doc up and in a sleeper hold. Logan flips over Doc’s shoulder, but, no! Henry grabs Logan in mid air and plants his bottom down into his knee, nailing a atomic drop. Logan falls forward and collapses against the turnbuckle.
Kyle Steel: Wow. Logan was really trying to put this match away early. He almost succeeded.
Zach Davis: Let me remind you, folks, this is escape the cage only. No pinfalls or submissions. So, even if Logan had hit the Connector, Doc would’ve still had a chance in this thing.
Doc Henry follows up, kicking Logan in the gut, Logan leans forward, and Doc forearms his nose, before grabbing the back of his head and ramming it against the chain links. Logan’s head bounces backwards. Henry grabs his head again, and rams it into the cage. This time, Logan drops and lands on his back. Doc Henry stomps Logan a few times, finally reaching down, picking him up, grabbing Logan’s head and driving him into the mat with a perfectly executed DDT.
Kyle Steel: Despite that lucky Impact Style that Logan managed to hit. Doc Henry has really came back from that and taken control of this match!
Zach Davis: You can tell he’s really focused.
Doc Henry has Logan on his feet again, irish whipping him into the ropes, and nailing a vicious closeline as Logan comes back. Logan’s feet go out from underneath him and he lands flat on his back – once more. Doc Henry squats down next to Logan, grabs him up by the neck, and locks in a sleeper.
Kyle Steel: If Doc could make Logan pass out he’d have this match in the bag.
Henry keeps the sleeper held in – cranking his arm violently around Logan’s throat. Logan begins showing less signs of life more and more by the second as Henry shows no intentions of letting go. Soon, Logan’s eyes glaze over and close shut. Doc Henry acknowledges Logan’s loss of consciousness, and let’s go, heading towards the cage door.
Zach Davis: What? Wait.. Jason Kash?
Kyle Steel: What the hell is he doing out here?!
Jason Kash is on the outside of the cage and he’s got a chain in his hands!
Zach Davis: Jason Kash is chaining up the door!
The entire arena is buzzing!
Kyle Steel: Why?!
And, indeed, Kash has chained the door and pad locked it shut.
Kyle Steel: Doc Henry may’ve had the early win here!
Doc Henry begins arguing with Jason Kash. Meanwhile… behind Doc Henry…
Zach Davis: Logan is back on his feet! Was he playing possum?!
Miraculously, Logan is standing on his feet, and the audience is going fuckin’ bonkers! Doc Henry turns around and bam! Belly to belly suplex! Doc Henry flies so far off his feet that his back connects against the steel cage! Logan paces around the ring, soaking in the crowds excitement, and then points to Jason Kash, AND smiles. Jason Kash nods and smiles back!
Zach Davis: Jason Kash and Logan in cahoots?!
The crowd cheers!
Kyle Steel: It looks like they both planned on this happening!
Jason Kash begins leaving, and Doc Henry starts to stir to his feet. Logan stalks Doc, patiently waiting for him to stand, and once he does – Logan grabs Doc – and what?! Logan tries to hit Doc with his own move, the Gamblers Hand! NO! Henry sends an elbow into Logan’s head, Logan stumbles around, and then Doc Henry hits Logan with the Gamblers Hand! The arena echoes with boos.
Kyle Steel: Well, that’s what Logan gets for trying to steal his opponent’s signature.
Logan is flat on his back. Doc Henry takes the opportunity, and begins climbing the inside fence of the cage.
Zach Davis: Wait – Doc isn’t trying to escape, he’s getting on the top of the turnbuckle.
Doc Henry flies off with a ALL-IN! BUT NO! Logan manages to roll out of the way at the last second and Henry crashes into an empty ring. And, once again, everyone in the arena is a hundred percent behind Logan! Logan is back on his feet now, he scoops Doc Henry up, and quickly executes a fall-a-way slam. Doc Henry tries to get to his feet, grabbing the ring ropes for support whilst nursing his back. Logan keeps on him, though, running towards Doc and driving a knee into his head. Logan picks Doc up, straps him in for a suplex, and delivers! Logan continues his assault, picking Doc up, throwing him into the ropes, and then laying him back down with a twirl-a-whirl backbreaker! The noise in the arena is deafening!
Kyle Steel: Logan looks like he’s on a mission to injure Doc Henry’s back.
Zach Davis: Indeed. Can’t climb up a twenty foot cage with a bad back.. can you?
Kyle Steel: I wouldn’t know.
Logan goes to climb the cage but hesitates, turning around and staring at Doc Henry. Logan looks to the audience then to Doc Henry and then signals with his index finger to the crowd that he’s going to do ONE more move. Logan mouths to the audience and asks if they want to see him do the Connector. The crowd, obviously, cheers in approval. Logan asks them if they’re sure, do they really want to see him do the Connector – and, like before, the crowd answers with cheers.
Zach Davis: Logan getting the crowds opinion it seems..
Logan starts walking towards Doc Henry, but, stops. He shakes his head and decides not to. The audience boo in disappointment, Logan laughs, and turns towards the steel fencing to begin climbing the cage.
Kyle Steel: Maybe Logan should’ve listened to the crowd! Look at this!
SOMEHOW – Doc Henry is up on his feet, he quickly runs, grabbing the cage, scrambling up it towards Logan like a squirrel, and grabs a clueless Logan – pulling him off the cage with himself and hitting a gigantic back body drop. The back of Logan’s head smacks the mat and he folds up backwards landing flat on his stomach.
Zach Davis: Oh my God! That had to be from fifteen feet up!
Doc Henry pulls Logan up by the hair, Logan, however, surprisingly comes to life, elbowing Doc in the chest, and punching away with rights – directing Henry into the turnbuckle. Once Henry is set into the turnbuckle, Logan turns the right hand strikes into violent back handed chops onto Doc’s chest. The audience “oooo’s” after every thunderous loud smack that Logan’s hand brings into his chest. Henry slips out of the painful attack, kicking Logan in the midsection, then grabbing by the hair, throwing him into the turnbuckle to trade places! Now Doc Henry is hitting Logan with back handed chops! Doc Henry stops after a bit, and Logan gasps out in pain, arms cradling his red chest. Henry pulls Logan out of the turnbuckle, kicks him in the gut, and pulls his head between his legs.
Kyle Steel: Henry setting Logan up for a piledriver?
Logan manages to force his way out of it, picking Doc up and shifting Henry’s weight over his head – sending Doc crashing onto his already sore back. Henry cringes in pain. Logan picks Henry up, looking to further work his back with a suplex, but, no! Henry counters! And hits Logan with a suplex of his own. The move, however, still manages to cause Doc Henry a bit of pain. Doc Henry sets up, heavily favoring his back as he stands to his feet. He picks Logan up, grabs him by the neck and spikes him with an inverted DDT. Henry sets up, clapping his own efforts, and taunting Logan.
Zach Davis: MASSIVE boos for Doc Henry here tonight.
Kyle Steel: The crowd doesn’t like to see their beloved Face of Treachery get manhandled like this.
Doc Henry takes a little time getting to his feet, the match obviously putting a little wear on him at this point. Doc Henry grabs the chain links, and begins climbing upwards. Logan rolls over, slowly stirring. Doc Henry gets half way up the cage, taking his time, the work on his back clearly effecting his performance. Logan climbs to his knees, grabbing at the ropes, slowly pulling himself to his feet. He turns and sees that Doc has almost reached the top and he goes after him. Logan sluggishly climbs the cage, reaching upwards and trying to grab Doc’s boot. Doc is too far ahead though.. out of reach.
Zach Davis: I think Doc Henry might have this!
Henry reaches the top edge of the cage, and begins slowly pulling himself over. The arena begins to echo…
The urging crowd lights a fire into Logan’s eyes. He pulls himself up the cage more quickly, a mere foot away now from Doc Henry. Henry gets on the top edge of the cage, straddling the foot wide barrier platform that rests at the top. Henry looks down to the black mats outside the ring then turns and looks to Logan! – Who is right on Henry! Logan pulls himself up onto the edge and joins Henry. Doc fires a right at Logan! Logan blocks! Logan knocks Doc Henry backwards with a hard right hand. Henry goes back, his back resting on the small platform that keeps them from tumbling over. Logan stands up on the platform, trying his best to keep his balance. Logan picks Henry up, pulling him around, and locking him into a sleeper.
Zach Davis: No…
Kyle Steel: From that height?! He’d break his damn neck!
Zach Davis: They’d probably BOTH break their necks! They’re like twenty feet in the air!
The crowd quietly watches, gasping with anticipation to what may happen next. Logan holds Doc in the sleeper, looks around at the crowd, then looks down to the outside of the ring, and flips over Doc Henry’s shoulder hitting the Connector! Doc Henry’s upper body and face smack and bounce off the platform and he lifelessly falls off the top of the cages edge and back down inside the ring. Logan falls straight down to the outside on his feet, but immediately collapses over when he lands and painfully grabs at his ankle, shouting out. The bell rings.
Zach Davis: CONNECTOR OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!
Kyle Steel: I HAVE NEVER SEEN NOTHING QUITE LIKE THAT!
The crowd agrees.
Zach Davis: Logan wins! Logan wins! But he sacrificed his own damn body to do it!
And indeed! Logan is rolling around, holding his ankle, the huge fall obviously playing a key role. Doc Henry still lies inside the ring where he landed – eyes closed – body lifeless. Logan signals a official, and the official comes over to aid Logan, helping Logan up to his feet. Logan stands, putting most of his weight on the other foot, but stands. The crowd acknowledges his hard determination, giving him a standing ovation. Logan begins limping up the ramp with the referee, countering the weight at his side, telling the cheering crowd to “SHUT UP!” before slipping off into the back.
Zach Davis: Man, oh man! Logan’s first show to his ‘Tour of Treachery’ has officially came and gone. And what a show it was.
Kyle Steel: Who will join the tour next week?!
Zach Davis: And more importantly, why did Jason Kash come out here tonight and help Logan? Hopefully all these questions will be answered next week!
Kyle Steel: The cage is raising.. and looks like Doc is hurt..
The crowd begins to boo as Avery jumps over the guardrail and slides into the ring! Doc Henry turns around and Avery hits the Truth Detector! Avery punches away at Doc in the face! Colt slides in with a chair! Avery picks up Doc and Colt levels Doc with a chair! Doc Henry goes down and Avery punches some more to the head and face of Doc!
Zach Davis: Are you kidding me?! Doc Henry has done nothing to Avery!
Kyle Steel: Chris Avery has officially lost it!
Zach Davis: He lost it when he started listening to Torture in 2007!
Avery and Colt stand in the ring and raise each others arms as Doc Henry is out and coughing up blood. The crowd just boos and boos as WCF Staff run in and check on Doc Henry's condition.
Zach Davis: This is outrageous! It's uncalled for, damn it!
Kyle Steel: Chris Avery has another thing coming, that's for sure!
Zach Davis: Let's take a commercial break!
Tag Team Championship
D-Day & Jay Williams vs Oblivion
12 Stones hits the speakers and the crowd goes crazy. I mean apeshit crazy. Day walks from behind the curtain and he stands on the stage and taunts with the crowd.
Zach Davis: They sure do love D-Day!
Kyle Steel: He's the number one contender at Blast where he'll take on Jay Williams and his World Heavyweight Championship!
Zach Davis: He's also his partner tonight in a TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP match! Of course, Oblivion is by himself!
Megadeth's cover of the Duke Nukem theme kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. Out of the entrance, with the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Jay Williams, his wife Amy in tow, hoodie on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd, walking slowly to the ring. He runs up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike, as he unzips his hoodie to reveal the WCF World Championship around his waist. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he takes the time to sit on the top turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his hoodie, setting it near Amy and throwing his shirt into the crowd for a lucky fan, as he jumps off, and unlatches his belt, ready to game on. The ref takes the World Championship and gives it to the bell keeper just as ..
The lights go out. In the name of God by Slayer begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.
I want to Invite you Welcome you
To my hate To my scorn To myself
Saturate you Infest you Betray you
Stimulate you So eager for my lies
For my lies... Lies
Lies in the name of God
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 305 pounds, from the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche...... O-O-O-OBLI-I-IVI-I-I-I-O-O-O-O-NN-N-NN-N!!!
There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. Oblivion slowly slinks out to the entrance stage, low to the ground. The West Virginia University Coliseum explodes with cheers and some boos. Oblivion has it's arms extended outward, with it's index fingers pointing out. The Vixen are nearly undressed, as they come slithering out and walks next to Oblivion. The Vixen are dressed with bra-like bikini tops, with very short skirts. They have glitter plastered everywhere. Their makeup is smeared, but maintained to be very attractive. The guitar solo begins, lazers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of the West Virginia University Coliseum. The music continues to thrash as The Vixen are divided in two groups. As, one group are twirling around with the insanity of the music, while the other group, of The Vixen are thrashing with the music. Their energy has the Coliseum going completely crazy!
Oblivion slowly stands up, with it's arms extended outward, spins around. Oblivion, The Vixen, and The Gathering get to ringside. As IT pops IT's neck, Oblivion holds IT's arms outward. The Vixen rub their hands all over Oblivion's well sculpted abdominal muscles. A couple of girls begin to french kiss. The Gathering continues to slink around, tormenting the crowd, nearby. Oblivion proceeds to slide under the ring ropes and is walking over to a corner. The half naked women slide into the ring, in various sexual manners. Oblivion climbs up to the second turnbuckle and is raising IT's arms to an mostly cheering crowd. Oblivion jumps down and walks over to the center of the ring. The Gathering slithers away under the ring, with blood on their hands. Several thousand cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion strikes a muscular pose, with The Vixen rubbing all over Oblivion. All of the women, of The Vixen, begin to kiss. The Gathering peak, from under the ring, as they begin to snarl and bark, while white foam drips out of their mouths.
Zach Davis: Well this is it, it seems..
The match starts out as Day and Oblivion go at it tied up in the middle of the ring. Oblivion gets the upperhand and throws Day into the corner and Oblivion hits a big clothesline and lets Day stumble out hitting a huge scoop slam. Oblivion picks Day up and throws him to the outside of the ring! Obli then hits Williams sending him flying off the apron! Oblivion gets out of the ring and attacks Day! He throws Day into the steps, and then the guardrail... all of this is behind the refs back because Williams is trying to attack but the ref is holding Williams back. Oblivion then throws Day into the ring.
Kyle Steel: Oblivion looking to hold onto his Tag Team Championships without a partner tonight!
Oblivion picks up Day high above his head and slams him down face first! Day crawls to make a tag but Oblivion hits the Check Out Time on Jay Williams sending him back off the apron to the mats below. Day kicks Oblivion in the legs, then the gut, then the face and then hits the ropes but Oblivion returns with the Check Out Time on D-Day!
Zach Davis: OH WOW WHAT A SIDEKICK!
Kyle Steel: Oblivion makes the cover!
Day kicks out. Day gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline and then jumps on the back of Oblivion in a headlock sleeper hold! The crowd comes alive as Oblivion slowly falls asleep.. and out of nowhere Day gets slammed backwards onto the mat by Oblivion and both men are out!
Zach Davis: Day needs to make the tag!
Kyle Steel: Williams is back on the apron and wanting that tag!
Day crawls but Oblivion catches his leg.. Day hits an enziguri sending Oblivion abckwards into the ropes and Day leaps making the tag with Williams! The crowd comes alive as Williams springboards to the ropes and hits a diving clothesline on Oblivion! Williams gets to his feet and springboards into the ropes and turns into a crossbody on Oblivion knocking him back down! The crowd cheers as Oblivion gets up and Day hits a dropkick to Oblivion and spinning him around into the Williams Driver!
Zach Davis: Williams Dri-
Oblivion gets out of it and shoves Williams into Day pushing Day out of the ring! Williams turns around and Oblivion hits a chokeslam! Oblivion turns around and runs into the ref knocking him down
Zach Davis: Well that was accidental, I think..
Oblivion tries to pick up the ref and a chair shot to the back!
Kyle Steel: What the hell?!
Zach Davis: That's Brad Kane!?
Brad swings hte chair down a second time across the face of Oblivion! Brad rolls out of the ring and Williams and Day slide into the ring and pin Oblivion.
Kyle Steel: I don't even think they know what happened?!
The ref wakes up and counts..
Zach Davis: We have new Tag Team Champions!
Kyle Steel: Wow! And look at Williams and Day!? They're celebrating and they both think the other one knocked out Oblivion!
Brad rolls back into the ring and swings the chair abck down on Oblivion knocking him back out! Brad then swings the chair and Williams moves out of the way and the chair connects with D-Day!
Zach Davis: D-DAY IS OUT!
Jay Williams rolls out of the ring and doesn't want any part of Brad Kane's chair-swinging antics.
Kyle Steel: Williams and Day are partners and Williams just moved out of the way and let Day get hit!
Zach Davis: They are Tag Team Champions!
Kyle Steel: Williams and Day.. this is one intriguing story now..
Zach Davis: We'll see you next week on Slam!
WCF logo appears and we're off hte air was Williams stands on the stage iwth his Tag Team and World Championship belts on his shoulders.. and Brad Kane looking furious inside the ring at Oblivion..