11/13/2011


Slam Intro

Drunk and Crazy plays and Slam is once again on the air! We go to Zach and Shannan.

Zach Davis: After an unexpected vacation due primarily to power outages in the east coast, we're back!

Shannan Lerch: We sure are! And we've got a HUGE show-

Zach Davis: Well, kinda. Only two matches. But they ARE big matches!

Shannan Lerch: Oh. Well, yeah. Our main event is a six man tag, three teams, one belt on the line.

Zach Davis: That's right. Johnny Reb and D-Day team up against Oblivion and Vic, and the Alliance. Vic's newly won Television Title is on the line, but only if he gets pinned or submits.

Shannan Lerch: What a match! So much competition in there. And to top it off, Doc Henry is the special guest referee.

Zach Davis: Doc, quite the man of mystery. He interfered during the Helloween main event, HELPING Johnny Reb. Is he trying to make amends for his previous wrongdoing, or is he just playing mindgames? Hopefully we find out tonight.

Shannan Lerch: And in our opener, Switches, Aaron Miles, and Lawnmower Jones compete to see who is going to get a Title match at Aftermath. Either the TV or Hardcore Title.

Zach Davis: Let's get to the action!

Odin Balfore Segment

Shannan Lerch: Maybe not quite yet, Zach. Here comes Odin Balfore. Whoopty flippin' doo. Fan-tas-tic. That's just great...

"With Oden On Our Side" hits the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer and once the vocals start, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, center stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow and methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist...

Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.

Crowd: The battle is.. already won!

Odin reaches over the ropes and grabs a mic as the music cuts out. Chants of "ASSHOLE" and "Mav-rick" ring out from the crowd as the two chants bounce off of each other. Odin smirks as he nods his head, pacing in a semi-circle.

Odin Balfore: I’ll give it to ya’, both are right but you forgot one thing. Not only am I a Maverick, and an asshole but I’m also a champion. That’s right, Odin Balfore is once again WCF World Champion. I’m a two time champion despite Johnny Reb's little candy explosion. Wow, just imagine how much that cost; to specially fit all those pyro containers with candy as a pre-celebration to what he thought was gonna be a great night only to have it end the exact opposite. Who's the better champion now Reb? Are you still gonna beat me because you’re better then me? Is that where we’re at? Have I angered you enough yet? Has that devil inside you finally decided to get out of bed, brush its damn teeth and eat its breakfast of champions? OOPS, that’s right, it already has.

The stinger was met with a chorus of boos from the Reb fan base.

Odin Balfore: I know, I know. I’m hated, I’m feared, I’m resented. So much so that Doc Henry came out to the ring to try and secure his friend’s title. Friend, former friend, they’re like a high school couple those two. Ryan Blake comes to the ring to support me, wanted his own seat at ring side and lets face it; He deserves the best seat in the house to see me win the title but out comes Doc Henry and just attacks both he and I. The spit in the face though after he hit the Gambler's Hand and pulled Reb’s body over mine was that I actually kicked out. Now Doc Henry’s little dream of pinning Johnny Reb for the World Title just went out with the South.

Shannan Lerch: The sad part is that he thinks that’s clever.

Zach Davis: It is!

Shannan Lerch: Simple minds think alike.

Odin Balfore: Ding, bang, doom, just like, now I’m champion. However, after that out comes this cheesy parade of costumed idiots who surround the ring and the lights go out.

The slow rumble of a "Creeping Death" chant rumbles throughout the crowd.

Odin Balfore: My championship night was ruined by that very man. Now earlier in the week I said in an online interview that if he wants to meet me, that I’m not hard to find. To that he said, and I quote: "If you want to take this elsewhere, I know where the WCF Arena is. There's a parking lot. I'll meet you there on Sunday, big man."

.. Now.. Those sound like fightin’ words if I ever heard them. That tells me that Weeping Death, Corey Broken WILL be at the arena tonight. In fact, there’s been rumors going around that people have seen him. I know for a fact that he wouldn’t dare show his face in the back where he knows I’ll find him and both figuratively and literally -end him. There will be a permanent grease spot in the halls of the WCF Arena that’ll be framed for all time that just says "Corey Black, we hardly knew ye." So I know he's in the arena somewhere, hiding amongst the rest of you out there. I’ll find you CD, don’t think I won’t. My fans will sniff you out and deliver you to me like the Judas that you are. So tell you what, if you got the guts, I’ll meet you out in the back lot. As for tonight’s match, you folks might just see Odin Balfore walk back to the ring wearing Weeping Death like a bear skin coat and walk out as a double champion.. But right now CD, me and you got unfinished business.

Odin drops the mic as he exits the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Well after that bore fest, we have to take our first commercial break of the night. The only question is, where is Odin Balfore going?

Zach Davis: He’s going to the parking lot to meet Corey Black! Folks, we’ll try to catch up with the situation as it develops, we’ll see you after the break.

Title Contendership Match
Switches the Clown vs Aaron Miles vs Lawnmower Jones

The words "My Name is Lawnmower Jones, and I Love to Mow!" are heard across the arena. Scottish bagpipes are heard around the arena, as a motor starting and a lawnmower mowing is heard. Lawnmower Jones walks out from the back. On his way to the ring, Jones refuses to touch any of the fans, and sneers at them. He rolls into the ring and pretends to push a lawnmower, flexing, posing, taunting. He goes to a corner and stretches, waiting for the match to begin.

Zach Davis: Lawnmower has got to want to make up for passing out to the Smile O Matic at Helloween. Can there be a more humiliating way to lose a match?

Shannan Lerch: It's defiantly up there on the list.

Suddenly, hundreds of balloons begin to drift down into the ring as “GreasePaint and Monkey Brains” by White Zombie squawks through the speakersystem. The lights flicker to a momentary darkness. Just as the song kicks into gear, the lights blare back on - revealing Switches glaring down from a top turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: And speaking of the Smile O Matic, here's the man behind it, Switches The Clown. Say Shannan, I never asked you how you feel about clowns.

Shannan Lerch: I wish they'd all be shipped off to an island in the Pacific Ocean. Especially this one.

"I Am The Cool" by Screamin Jay Hawkins begins to play as "The Epitome Of Cool" Aaron Miles walks out onto the stage. He pauses at the top of the ramp, shoots a select few lucky ladies a wink, and then saunters down to the ring, occassionally stopping to flirt with the more "blessed" members of the female audience. He then rolls in under the bottom rope and heads for the nearest corner, where he climbs up to the second rope and gestures toward his abs..and the bulge in his trunks..to the delight of the females. Finally he hops down to the mat as his music fades out.

Zach Davis: And finally we have the underdog that needs to be taken out behind the tool shed, Aaron Miles.

Shannan Lerch: Really Zach? I just can't understand your issue with Aaron Miles.

Zach Davis: He's not a wrestler, he's a spot monkey who lives off the muffled cheers of internet marks in between bites of hot pockets.

Shannan Lerch (whispering): Let's not insult our fanbase on live television.

DING! DING! DING!

And there's the bell to start the match. Jones and Switches go after each other right off the bat, showing that there is still no love lost between the two. Jones with a left hook that connects with the temple. Jones then goes for a headlock but Switches with a quick thumb to the eyes. Jones stumbles back and Switches is on him, gnawing at his forehead.

Zach Davis: THIS IS DISGUSTING! THIS IS A DISGRACE! THERE IS NO PLACE IN WRESTLING FOR THIS BEHAVIOR!

Shannan Lerch: Still not as bad as Katie Vick...

Meanwhile Aaron Miles has decided it best to let the two do their thing and he's sitting on the top turnbuckle watching. The referee finally gets Switches off of Lawnmower and the cameraman zooms in on his forehead, revealing a tiny bit of blood. Jones goes nuts and pushes the referee out of the way before tackling Switches to the ground. Jones rains down a few punches before Switches rolls him over and drops a few forearms of his own. Miles finally decides to get involved and he stands up on the turnbuckle and leaps with a leg drop. Switches sees it coming and he wisely rolls out of the way, leaving Miles to land on Jones. Switches then throws Miles off and goes for a pin attempt.

ONE!

T-

Jones kicks out before the two count. Miles is on Switches before he can get back to his feet, clubbing him in the back with a forearm. Miles then tries to get him in position for a sleeper hold but Switches counters with an elbow shot. Switches then spins around and tries for a clothesline but Miles ducks it...AND GETS LEVELED BY A CLOTHESLINE FROM JONES! Jones with a pin attempt on Miles.

ONE!

TW-

AND SWITCHES BREAKS IT UP! Switches pulls Jones off of Miles and goes for an Ace Cutter. Jones however pushes him off and into the corner. Jones runs after him but Switches catches him with an elbow. Jones is dazed and Switches levels him with a lariat. Switches now with the pin attempt.

ONE!

TW-

AND MILES BREAKS UP THE PIN ATTEMPT! Switches is up and Miles hits him with a chop to the chest. And a second one. And then a third. Switches clutches his chest as Miles grabs his other arm and shoots him toward the ropes. Switches comes back and Miles drops him with a drop toe hold. Switches tries to get back up but Miles with an Enzuigiri knocks him back down. The crowd is firing up as Miles is feeling it.

Shannan Lerch: Miles is getting pumped up off the energy from this crowd. Just listen to that Zach, these people love him.

Suddenly from out of nowhere Jones spins Miles around kicks him square in the gut. The air is sucked out of Miles as Jones pulls him in and hits the Rev The Engine. Jones with the pin attempt.

ONE!

TWO!

THRE-

ANDHOLYSHITMILESGETSTHESHOULDERUP! Jones rolls off with a look of utter shock on his face. He looks toward the referee who holds up two fingers and tells him that he got the shoulder up. Jones pushes himself up to his feet and gets in the referee's face. The referee points to the striped shirt he's wearing and tells him to back off.

Zach Davis: Lawnmower needs to watch himself or he'll get disqualified.

Cooler heads prevail and Jones turns his attention back to Miles...ONLY TO GET LEVELED BY SWITCHES AND HIS GIGGLEBOX!

Shannan Lerch: THE GIGGLEBOX!

Zach Davis: Isn't that the nickname the locker room gave your va-

Shannan Lerch: Shut it.

Switches starts to go for the pin attempt when he sees Miles starting to stir. Switches waits for him to get to his feet and then kicks him in the gut before dropping him to the mat with an Ace Cutter. Switches then locks in the Smiley O' Matic.

Shannan Lerch: This is the move that defeated Jones at Helloween. Let's see if Aaron can fare any better.

Miles is trying his best to avoid tapping out as the referee checks on him. Suddenly a large man in the crowd hops over the barricade and makes his way to ringside.

Zach Davis: What's this?!? Somebody get that fan out of here!

Switches takes notice and keeps the hold locked in until the man climbs up on the apron and he finally releases the hold. The man points at Switches and yells something that gets him worked up. Switches starts to go after him but the referee gets in between the two and yells for the man to leave.

Shannan Lerch: What is this all about?

Zach Davis: I have no idea Shannan. Switches looks as confused as us.

The man climbs down off of the apron but keeps his eyes on Switches. Switches turns his back to Aaron when suddenly Jones runs at him looking for a clothesline. Switches ducks it and Jones levels the referee instead. The big man sees his opening and he slides right back into the ring. Switches and Jones both go after him but he pushes them both off. Jones runs at him but gets a boot to the chin. Switches tries to hop on his back but the big man backs him into the corner and slams him into the turnbuckles.

Zach Davis: WHERE IS SECURITY?!?

The big man then pulls Switches out of the corner and lifts him up with both hands before dropping him to the mat with a chokeslam. Jones is starting to stir and the big man rewards him with a bicycle kick to the side of the skull. Aaron Miles is finally to his feet and he looks horrified at the carnage around him. The big man eyes him up and then heads for him. Miles backs away, looking around for any type of help. Suddenly the big man stops and a smile crosses his face. Miles then too smiles and the two men shake hands.

Shannan Lerch: WHAT!?!?

The big man gestures to the fallen Switches and Jones and then exits the ring. Miles revives the referee and then drops on top of Jones for the pin attempt.

Shannan Lerch: No...no.

The ref, still out of it, makes the count.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

The crowd breaks out in a chorus of boos as "I Am The Cool" hits the speakers. The big man slides back into the ring and helps Aaron to his feet as the crowd begins to pelt the ring with trash.

Shannan Lerch: I..I don't know how to explain what I've just witnessed. Aaron Miles gets the victory, but it comes after this giant of a man obliterated Switches and Lawnmower Jones. Who is he? Why is he here? And what has happened to the Aaron Miles we knew?

Zach Davis: It looks like you're going to get your answer Shannan, Miles is asking for a microphone.

A ringside employee hands Miles a microphone. An exhausted Miles wipes the sweat from his brow as his music fades out.

Aaron Miles: You people, all of you, thought I was a joke. Well who's laughing now?

Miles drops the microphone to his side as he and the big man share a laugh. The crowd is completely enraged as their boos grow louder and more vulgar.

Aaron Miles: Boo me all you want, I don't care. I've said it for weeks now, all you haters out there can kiss my ass. I busted my ass week in and week out for you people, putting my own safety to the side so I could give you a show, and all I ever got in return was to be made the butt of your jokes. Well that ends now. Remember the date everyone, because this moment right here is the moment that you had the privelage to witness the birth of the next era of greatness in the WCF. The Era of The Cool has begun, and no one is going to be safe ever again.

Miles drops the microphone to the mat as "I Am The Cool" begins to play over the speakers again. The big man raises Aaron's arm in victory as the show fades out to commercial.

Hunter Segment

"For The Outlawz" by Moonshine Bandits starts playing as orange and blue balloons fall from the rafters and a giant Confederate flag is on the left side of the entranceway. Out walks Hunter in Realtree camo pants, a black "Cross Hair" t-shirt and a Bone Collector baseball cap on. He walks towards the ring and climbs up in it.

Hunter: Shut the hell up!

Hunter looks around and starts smirking.

Hunter: I'm here for two things, drink some whiskey and raise alot of hell.

Hunter looks around.

Hunter: Looks like I'm all out of whiskey.

Hunter rolls out of the ring and walks over to the time keeper. Hunter grabs him by the shirt collar and throws him into the ring. The time keeper is trying to plead his case to Hunter.

Hunter: Come on you damn yankee cry for me! Cry and I might just let you go.

The time keeper starts crying and Hunter just laughs and nails Square Business on him. Hunter picks up the time keeper and sets him up in the corner. Hunter nails Cross Hairs and then calls for The Black Death. Hunter pulls a black fingerless glove out of his pocket and puts it on. He locks the time keeper in The Black Death with his left hand and has the mic in his right.

Hunter: Its open season in the WCF and there aint no bag limit.

Hunter lets go of the time keeper as "For The Outlawz" starts playing. He looks at his glave and smears the blood on his face and just smirks as he leaves the arena. Medics rush to the ring to check on the time keeper and security is makeing sure Hunter leaves.

Television Title Match
Johnny Reb/D-Day vs Oblivion/Vic vs Odin Balfore/Ryan Blake
Special Guest Referee: Doc Henry

Zach Davis: Time for our HUGE main event. HUGE!

Shannan Lerch: Six of the biggest stars in our company are competing here, including all the Champions!

As the drums hit the house lights fade, and red and blue lights strobe. At "Please allow me to introduce myself", Doc and Mary walk out onto the stage, and look back and forth over the audience. Doc is wearing a referee shirt. As the crowd boos, the make their way to the ring, where Doc rolls in. Standing, he grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos.

Zach Davis: Here is our special guest referee, the biggest wildcard in this match.

The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As the he walks down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down, ready for the match to begin.

The lights in the stadium dim to pitch black Bulletproof by 12 Stones blares in the speakers with lights swinging around the stadium lighting up the darkness from the dimmed lights. In cue with the music, pyros of red, white and blue go off when the sound of BANG!!! from Bulletproof. The pyros continue to go off on cue with the word being said. After the third pyro goes off the lights focus on the entrance of the stage where Donald Deruty is standing with his head tilted down. He falls to his knees and throws his hands up in the air where a final set of multi-colored pyros is fired. At the signal of the final pyros the dimmed lights turn back on and light the whole stadium with red, white, and blue lights. D-Day jumps to his feet as soon as the lights are back on. He takes his time walking down the ramp, as he gives high fives and shakes the hands of the fans. Once he reaches ringside he slowly walks up to the steel steps where he goes one step at a time until he reaches the ropes where he enters the ring with a swaggery hop to his walk. He looks up at the titantron where the sights of his memorial moments in his WCF career can be seen.

Shannan Lerch: Here are Johnny Reb and D-Day. Former Champions, and WCF veterans.

The lights go out. Oblivion by Mastodon begins to play, as the thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.

I flew beyond the sun before it was time
Burning all the gold that held me inside my shell
Waiting for you to pull me back in
I almost had the world in my sight
Lost love, bright eyes fading
Faster than stars falling
How can I tell you that I've failed
Tell you I failed...

Falling from grace cause I've been away too long
Leaving you behind with my lonesome song
Now I'm lost in Oblivion.

Kyle Steel: Weighing in at 305 pounds, from the deepest, darkest part of a sick man's psyche...... O-O-O-OBLI-I-IVI-I-I-I-O-O-O-O-NN-N-NN-N!!!

There are a mixture of cheers and boos, more cheers than boos. The crowd stands onto their feet and rush towards the security railings. Oblivion slowly slinks out to the entrance stage, low to the ground. The West Virginia University Coliseum explodes with cheers and some boos. Oblivion has it's arms extended outward, with it's index fingers pointing out. The Vixen are nearly undressed, as they come slithering out and walks next to Oblivion. The Vixen are dressed with bra-like bikini tops, with very short skirts. They have glitter plastered everywhere. Their makeup is smeared, but maintained to be very attractive. The guitar solo begins, lazers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of the West Virginia University Coliseum. The music continues to thrash as The Vixen are divided in two groups. As, one group are twirling around with the insanity of the music, while the other group, of The Vixen are thrashing with the music. Their energy has the Coliseum going completely crazy!

Oblivion slowly stands up, with it's arms extended outward, spins around. Oblivion, The Vixen, and The Gathering get to ringside. As IT pops IT's neck, Oblivion holds IT's arms outward. The Vixen rub their hands all over Oblivion's well sculpted abdominal muscles. A couple of girls begin to french kiss. The Gathering continues to slink around, tormenting the crowd, nearby. Oblivion proceeds to slide under the ring ropes and is walking over to a corner. The half naked women slide into the ring, in various sexual manners. Oblivion climbs up to the second turnbuckle and is raising IT's arms to an mostly cheering crowd. Oblivion jumps down and walks over to the center of the ring. The Gathering slithers away under the ring, with blood on their hands. Several thousand cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion strikes a muscular pose, with The Vixen rubbing all over Oblivion. All of the women, of The Vixen, begin to kiss. The Gathering peak, from under the ring, as they begin to snarl and bark, while white foam drips out of their mouths.

Zach Davis: And here is a man who is nothing less than a total lunatic.

Dark pink lights start flashing as Crass' "So What" begins to play, as Vic comes meandering down the ramp, patronizing the audience,m ocking every person he can, almost getting into an altercation with one member, had the security barrier not been in place.

Vic climbs and slides himself into the ring, and walks on over to the ropes and leans around for a bit.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of total lunatics.. here is our TV Champ, Vic.

“ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage.The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore and Ryan Blake, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as Blake basks in his arrogence, with his arms up high, incising the fans to feed his ego and sing along with the chorus.

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!

The fans pop insanely right after as The Alliance begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Odin steps onto the apron an over the ropes as Blake climbs up on the buckle an looks around the arena.

Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist...

Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Blake extends his arms wide open again as he tilts his head backwards causing the fans to continue the song.

Crowd: The battle is.. already won!

Zach Davis: And lastly, the Alliance, one of the more dominating tag teams we've seen.

Blake, D-Day, and Oblivion start the match for their respective teams. Each man circles around the ring, waiting to see who will make the first move.

Shannan Lerch: If I'm Vic, I want to stay out of this match as much as possible, due to the fact that if I get pinned I lose the Television Title. I'm not sure if Vic is going to look at it that way, though.

Oblivion makes the first move, running at D-Day and throwing his body into him, crushing him into the turnbuckle. Oblivion hits D-Day with several clubbing blows before throwing him to the other side of the ring, into the other turnbuckle, then runs and Clotheslines him as well! D-Day stumbles out of the corner and Oblivion hits him with a T-Bone Suplex!

Zach Davis: Vicious T-Bone there, oof!

Blake gets involved now, as Oblivion turns around Blake Springboards off the ropes and hits him with a Superman Punch!

Shannan Lerch: And another big move!

Oblivion stumbles back to his corner and Vic quickly tags himself in. Vic runs at Blake and goes for a Clothesline, Blake ducks it, Blake kicks Vic but Vic catches it and executes a Dragonscrew Legwhip. Blake stumbles to his feet and Vic gets him with The Nerve!

Zach Davis: Vulcan nerve pinch, who'd have thought this is actually as effective as it is?

But before too long D-Day grabs Vic from behind, bringing him down with a Neckbreaker. D-Day then picks him up and puts him in a headlock, brings him over to his corner, and tags in Johnny Reb. Reb climbs to the top quick and jumps off, hitting Vic in the back with an Axehandle Smash. Reb quickly follows up by jumping to the top and hitting the Confederate Cannonball, into the pin! Doc Henry counts!

One..

Two..

Kickout!

But Reb gets in Henry's face a bit, arguing that Henry counted slow. Henry simply shrugs. This gives Blake the chance to tag in Balfore.

Shannan Lerch: Turn around, Reb!

Reb does, a few moments too late... he turns around just in time to eat a Big Boot from Balfore! The crowd boos. Balfore quickly picks Reb up and onto his shoulders as Blake climbs up... they hit the Valhalla Rising!

Zach Davis: Come on, Henry! They're double teaming Reb right in front of you!

Balfore pins Reb quickly afterwards.

One!

Two!

No, Vic breaks it up before tagging Oblivion back in. Oblivion comes in and picks Balfore up and takes him back down with a Short Arm Clothesline before putting him in a Figure Four.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion going at it with the World Champion here..

Reb is up now and as Henry's trying to watch Balfore for a tapout, Reb spins Henry around, arguing about Henry allowing the double teaming and asking what the hell that was about. Henry yells that he's just trying to do his job. It almost looks like Reb's going to attack him, but D-Day tags himself in before that can happen, urging Reb to calm down. Reb takes a few deep breaths before getting back on the ring apron.

Zach Davis: Reb, letting his emotions get the best of him here..

Day stomps Oblivion, breaking up the Figure Four. Day picks Oblivion up and DDT's him back down to the mat before turning to Balfore and picking him up too. He throws Balfore to the ropes and then follows up with a Judo Hiptoss! Day pins the World Champ!

One!

Two!

No, Balfore kicks out. Oblivion has tagged Vic back in. Vic runs up behind Day and hits him with a chop block, bringing him down. He then hits Day with several chops to the neck.

Shannan Lerch: Vic has vicious offense... Hah, come to think of it, you can't say vicious without Vic!

The crowd suddenly turns their attention to ringside as a masked man wearing all black jumps the railing. The man walks up behind Oblivion standing on the apron and before he notices him, the masked man yanks his legs out from under him and Oblivion falls from the apron, catching his jaw on it. He yells out in pain and staggers around into a huge clothesline which floors Oblivion. The masked man picks Oblivion up and after picking up some momentum by walking him around, tosses him into the nearby ring steps.

Zach Davis: Someone get security out here!

Shannan Lerch: Who the hell is that?

The masked man stomps away at Oblivion for a few seconds before security comes running out from the back and the masked man leaps the nearby railing, escaping through the crowd.

Zach Davis: I don’t know but I have to say that is one of the only times I have ever seen someone manhandle Oblivion like that, even if it was a sneak attack.

Sensing an opportunity, D-Day, who had just tagged in Reb, grabs Oblivion and rolls him into the ring. Reb is up top and flies off with the Southern Discomfort!

Shannan Lerch: There it is!

One!

Day gets in the ring and guards against Balfore or Blake breaking up the pin.

Two!

...

Henry hesitates...

Three.

Zach Davis: I almost thought Henry wasn't gonna count the pin there..

But even the hesitation sends Reb over the edge. Reb gets up and tackles Henry down, hitting him with fist after fist to his head!

Shannan Lerch: Wow! Reb has had enough!

Henry was totally unprepared for the attack and all he can do is put his fists up to his face to block Reb's blows. Balfore and Blake have slid out of the ring, apparently they have some business to attend to. Day eventually gets Reb off of Henry, and both D-Day and Reb begin leaving the ring.

Zach Davis: Interesting developments here. Who attacked Oblivion? What is going on with Reb and Henry? Where is Odin Balfore headed? Let's go to a commercial.

Shannan Lerch: But isn't the show over? This was our main event.

Zach Davis: Yeah, but we've got some time to kill for some reason so... stay tuned, fans!

Odin Balfore Segment

Zach Davis: Well after that commercial break, we’re back and as you can see we’re outside with Odin Balfore with sledgehammer in hand, waiting by those big grey double doors that separate the parking lot from the arena!

Shannan Lerch: Are we really covering this right now?

Odin Balfore: Come on Weeping, where you at? You wanted to meet me out in the parking lot- well here I am.

Odin lifts his arms up and out towards the sky, just inviting Corey Black to come get him.

Shannan Lerch: It's bad enough I had to see him in person drone on about lord knows what but do I really have to stare at him on the jumbo tron? Camera man, if you can hear this, pan around. Look away, shut the camera off, do something!

The cameraman turns the camera around towards the end of the lot for a moment only to quickly whip back at the sound of the double doors opening.

Zach Davis: It's Corey Black!

The fans cheer to see him behind with a lead pipe in hand, just feet from Odin. Odin turns around to see Corey Black wrapping a section of chain around the handles of the door.

Corey Black: You got a big mouth, Odin.

Odin Balfore: And you have a weak punch, so I guess we’re even. That must be why you brought the lead pipe. I’ll tell you what..

Odin drops the sledgehammer to the ground.

Odin Balfore: Just you and me.

Odin motions for Corey to "bring it." Corey slowly walks towards Odin coming clearer into view wearing dark blue jeans, boots and a t-shirt that reads "Don’t Fear God - Fear Death." The two men have a stare down, Odin of course having the advantage in being able to look down at Corey.

Zach Davis: This is getting intense!

The two stare each other down, silently wanting the other to make the first move but then they both look to the row of cars besides them then back to each other. They look to the row of cars again then once again to each other. They both smirk to each other as the fans pop.

Zach Davis: Whose car is that?

Shannan Lerch: That looks like my brother's car!

Zach Davis: And they look like they know that too. Oh man, this ain’t good!

Shannan Lerch: You’re telling me! Seth! Seth! Your car!

Odin bends down to pick up the sledgehammer, never taking his attention off of Corey. With the hammer in his hands, Odin extends the invitation of his left arm, towards Corey Black.

Odin Balfore: It’s only fair, has-beens first.

Corey nods as he takes a few quick steps and smashes out the front driver’s side window.

Shannan Lerch: NO!

Zach Davis: Oh yes! .. .. Oww..

Odin raises the hammer above his head and slams it down onto the hood of the car. Corey keeps bashing out the windows and taking off the side view mirrors as Odin takes a few more big swings to the hood of the car.

Shannan Lerch: Seth! The car! Someone get security over there and stop this!

Zach Davis: There’s glass everywhere!

More big swings by the World Champion, this time to the windshield of the car. Odin wiggles the hammer a bit to get it unstuck from the windshield and crashes through it again. Corey starts taking out the tail lights of the car as Odin starts taking those golf lessons from years ago and puts them to good use by taking pendulum swings at the tires.

Shannan Lerch: Where the hell is security?! What the hell is Seth paying you for; get out there and stop this!

Security finally breaks through the double doors and rush Corey and Odin with a mob of ten guards. They hesitate to get involved but it's Corey who drops the pipe and goes into mix it up with the guards. He gets a few shots in but he gets caught up. Odin looks as though he’s going to take a stiff over hand right to the unsuspecting Corey Black but he ends up saving him as Odin starts brawling with the guards.

Shannan Lerch: What the hell is this? Now they’re working together!?

Zach Davis: They feel that Seth was trying to erase what they did together in WCF... this has to be revenge! They want to make sure the Balfore/Black era will not be forgotten!

And with that, Slam fades to black.

Table of Contents

Slam Intro
Odin Balfore Segment
Switches the Clown vs Aaron Miles vs Lawnmower Jones
Hunter Segment
TV Title: Johnny Reb/D-Day vs Oblivion/Vic vs Odin Balfore/Ryan Blake

 

Of The Week

Wrestler:
Johnny Reb
Match:
Main Event
Roleplay:

 

Champions

World:
Odin Balfore
Hardcore:
Oblivion
Television:
Vic