Drunk and Crazy by Mogwai plays and Slam is on the air! We go to Zach Davis and Shannan Lerch.
Zach Davis: Welcome to the show! I'm protesting tonight because Seth has cut my salary due to having to pay all of our new wrestlers. I pledge to not say the words "oof!" or "main event time!" tonight.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, RIGHT, Zach. Sure.
Zach Davis: SIGH. Anyway, big six man tag match main event tonight-
Shannan Lerch: VINTAGE WCF!
Zach Davis: ...indeed. Gravedigger, Zombie McMorris, and Mr. FPV all team up to take on Oblivion and Night Rider from the Angels of Death, and Jeff Purse.
Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger, McMorris, and Mr. FPV seem like an odd pairing. But Gravedigger and FPV both have beef with the AoD. Well, maybe the AoD has beef with FPV moreso than the other way around, but yeah. The whole tag team titles thing. And McMorris kind of just has issues with anybody and everybody.
Zach Davis: But yeah, the issues with Gravedigger and Oblivion just keep escalating. Those two are going to kill each other, I guarentee it.
Shannan Lerch: In a match that could quite frankly be a One main event, in my opinion, we have Jay Price and Johnny Reb going at it. They're two of the best pure wrestlers that WCF has, bar none. They don't neccessarily have any issues specifically against each other right now, but they're both men with great amounts of pride. If Price can beat former Champion Reb, then maybe Seth will let him move up the card. And if Reb manages to beat Price, he definitely sends a message to Doc Henry.
Zach Davis: And the Television Title tournament continues! Four great matchups tonight. Kaylyn James Evans versus Nathan von Liebert, Xavier Laroux vs Kendrik Masters..
Shannan Lerch: Tek versus Kira Sakazaki, Steeltoe Joe versus Alexis Moore..
Zach Davis: A healthy mix of establish stars and up-and-comers. Four wrestlers advance tonight, four get eliminated. I'm excited.
Shannan Lerch: People's Title match! Buzzsaw Bundy, Tim Vegas, and Switches the Clown battle in a triple threat.
Zach Davis: You know, Switches has been downright unstoppable when it comes to that People's Title. Or Greenfever, or whoever he is this week. He's the psycopathic drug addict clown with multiple personalities implanted in his head that the fans love to hate!
Shannan Lerch: Another six man tag tonight, as the members of Milusha take on Lyger, Bryan Worthy, and Famine of the Vile, three newcomers. Oh, and the Milusha has a new member too, Darkest Evil. I believe he has some problems with Lyger dating back to other federations.
Zach Davis: And in our opener, we've got three new female wrestlers in a triple threat. Gina Caldwell, Ayria Adams, and Sarah Twilight! Let's get to the show!
A cameraman, outside WCF Arena, notices a couple of cars pulling in. the cars park and two men from each car, exit their vehicles. Gravedigger, Adrian, Chester, Dobbie begin to walk up to the Arena.
Hit em up hit em up I aint even wana hit em up, really I was tryna be calm but uhhhh
Chester: Hey, guys. I gotta take this, you three go ahead. I'll catch up with y'all laterz.
Chester answers the phone...
Chester looks at his phone.
Chester: Hello-hello?! Can you hear me? I cannot hear you!! Hello?
Chester: Damn it!! HELLO?!?! I don't need this crap!! I swear to God, if this is some kind of prank call, I'll reach inside this phone and beat your ass!! Hello?!? UGH!!! DAMN IT!! I HATE THIS PHONE!!
A voice: IT'S NOT THE PHONE?!
Chester turns around and standing, right there with an evil grin, is Oblivion. Chester was about to scream out for the rest of MS-13, but Oblivion shakes his right index finger.
Oblivion: UH-AH-UH! NO-NO. They cannot hear you.
Chester looks down and sees Oblivion holding a crowbar.
Chester: OH-H SHIT!!
Chester: HOLY SHIT!!
Oblivion knocks Chester down with the crowbar.
Oblivion hits Chester on his head again. This time, it was a harder hit and Chester is beginning to talk funny.
Chester: Wha... sh... oh my... no. fu....
Oblivion drops the crowbar, as Chester's skull has been slightly lacerated. Chester tries to stand up, but is having a real hard time standing still. Chester is trying to focus with eyes and he keeps rubbing his eyes.
Chester: Y... cee... tree peeples!! ouuu... uh...
Oblivion dropped the crowbar and he picks up a wooden baseball bat. He walks over and....
Chester: AHH-H-H-HH!! NOO-O-O!!!
Oblivion drops the wooden bat and picks up a pair of pliers. A bloodied Chester, who can barely move, still can recognize items. His eyes widen, with fear as he sees what Oblivion is holding.
Chester: NO!! NO-O-O!! AHH-H-H-H!! NO-O-O-O!! GOD HELP MEE-E-E-E!! AHH-H-HH-H!!
Oblivion yanks out 3 or 4 teeth. Globs of blood explode out of the mouth of Chester. The red goo splatters outward, when Chester TRIES to talk. Then in the middle of his novice dentistry, Oblivion changes the pace as he lights up a cigar. Chester looks confused. But, within seconds....
Chester bellows out an high pitch, blood-curdling scream!!!
Chester: AHH-H-H-HH!! NO!! GOD NO!!
Oblivion: GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!!
Oblivion continues to dig the red hot cigars into the face and arms of Chester!!
Chester: NO!! PLEASE NO!!
Oblivion: THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH!! BEG FOR MERCY!!! SCREAM OUT, CHESTER BOY!! SCREAM OUT FOR GRAVEDIGGER!!
Chester: Gravedigger is gonna ki-i-ill you, motherfucker!!! AHH-H-H-H!!! NO-O-O-O!!
Oblivion begins to pull out a couple more teeth!!
CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!
Oblivion whacks Chester, on the side of his head, with the metal pair of pliers!! Chester face and arms are covered with multiple bleeding, seared cigar burns!! Chester's face is completely swollen up with the burns, lacrations and multiple broken facial bones.
Oblivion slowly stands up a hesitant Chester. Chester is not quite sure, what Oblivion is doing. Oblivion opens up a can of soda for Chester... DIET COKE. Chester, with trembling hands tries to take a sip of soda, with his totally swollen face. With several teeth gone, some of the soda spills out of his mouth. Chester puts down the can of soda and has his chin up.
Oblivion: Did you enjoy that soda?
THWACK!! THWACK!! THWACK!! THWACK
Chester:: AHH-H-H!! AHH-HH-H!! AHH-HH-H-H!! AHH-H-H-H-H-H!!!
Oblivion cracks the pair of large pliers across the knees, breaking both of his legs.
Oblivion drops the pliers and grabs for the wooden bat. Chester on his side, crying while grabbing for his legs, looks up.
Chester: NO!! GOD NO!! PLEATH THOP!! THOP!! NO-O-O!!
THWACK!! THWACK!! THWACK!! THWACK!!!
Chester:: AHH-H-H!! AHH-HH-H!! AHH-HH-H-H!! AHH-H-H-H-H-H!!!
Oblivion cracks the wooden bat across the arms, breaking the radius and ulna bones. Now, with broken legs and arms, Oblivion grabs Chester and takes him to a nearby car.
Oblivion: Hmm, IT seems to not have the keys to this car.
Oblivion breaks the glass window of the driver's side of a '98 black Buick. Oblivion opens the door and places Chester's head near the hinge of the door and Oblivion, without any hesitation....
Oblivion walks up to an extremely bloodied Chester, who seems to be unconscious. Oblivion picks up the wobbly body of Chester.
Oblivion slaps Chester, who does nothing but spit up blood. so, Oblivion needed to do something to keep Chester conscious. Oblivion grabs the nostrils of Chester, with his right index and middle fingers. Oblivion pulls up on the broken nose.
Chester: AHH-H-H-HH-H!! AHH-H-HH-H!! KILL ME!! KILL ME!!
Oblivion: No!! That would be too easy!! I don't want to kill you!! It's Gravedigger!! He's the one, Oblivion wants!!
Oblivion pushes down Chester. With shattered knees and his forearms broken, Chester looks up to Oblivion, begging for his life. But, Chester cannot move, so Oblivion walks over and raise it's thick soled boot and....
Chester: NO!! NO!!! NO-O-OO-OO!!
Oblivion laughs as IT walks away, picking small pieces of skull and face out from the grooves of grooves of the boot sole. Chester, still alive, but twitches in pain, gurgling on blood. As his esophegus fills up with blood. Out of nowhere, Melissa pops up in front of the camera, dressed in her best vampire-slut outfit, screams out....
A few seconds later the door to the arena opens back up and security runs out, but Melissa and Oblivion have already fled the scene. Gravedigger, Dobbie, and Adrian burst out behind the security. Everyone runs over to Chester. One of the members of security runs off to the side and vomits. Another one calls for the EMTs.
Gravedigger is yelling out in rage for Oblivion as he sees his brother laying there like that. A member of security turns to Gravedigger.
Security: Do you think Oblivion did this?
Gravedigger looks at the man half-seething in rage, half in disbelief.
Gravedigger: There are TVs all over the arena you stupid piece of shit. You're asking me who did this?!?
Gravedigger leaps on the man and starts pummeling him and security has to pull Gravedigger off of him. Adrian and Dobbie jump security and there ends up being a brawl for a few seconds before the EMTs arrive.
Security manages to pull itself away from MS-13 as they all hover around the EMTs tending to Chester. Gravedigger's face shows no emotion as there are too many going through him right now. An ambulance pulls up and Chester is slowly put on a gurney. The EMTs look like they're going to be sick from what happened to Chester. They start tending to him as soon as they have him in the ambulance. Gravedigger turns to Dobbie and Adrian.
Gravedigger: I'm going to the hospital with Chester.
Dobbie: Yo, what about your match tonight?
Gravedigger: <bleep> my match! I gotta see what happens with my brother.
Gravedigger turns to WCF Security.
Gravedigger: This isn't over!
The doors to the ambulance shut and the sirens start up as it pulls away from the arena.
Master of Puppets plays.
Shannan Lerch: Seth!
Zach Davis: If he's just coming out now, I wonder if he saw what just happened between Gravedigger and Oblivion. It doesn't seem as if he has.
Seth steps out, serious look on his face. He's holding a briefcase. The fans boo as he marches to the ring, slides in, and grabs a mic.
Seth Lerch: Fans... welcome to Slam!
Cheering for that.
Seth Lerch: Let's put your hatred of me aside. Yes, I think that Gravedigger is going to kick the ever loving crap out of Oblivion and the Angels of Death tonight, sure. But that isn't what I'm out here to talk about. First of all, a message to our incredible influx of talent lately: thank you for being here. There was a time where I thought that we weren't going to have enough talent to continue, but now this company has more talent than we've EVER had. Ever. And that is saying a lot. So thank you for being here.
Seth Lerch: I made a similar speech several weeks ago, but I call on not just you newcomers, but also our veterans... now is the time to step up. It isn't going to be easy to rise above the crowd anymore; but any one of you could be the next Jonny Fly, the next Gravedigger, the next Odin Balfore.
Big pop for Odin Balfore's name.
Seth Lerch: That said, with our huge amount of talent, I'd like to introduce some new opportunities for that talent. First, I'd like to introduce one more new Title to WCF.
The crowd is buzzing.
Zach Davis: New Title? What could this be?
Seth opens his briefcase and pulls a shiny new silver belt out of it.
Seth Lerch: We have a Television Title already... THIS, my friends, is the Internet Title. The reasoning behind the name should be obvious; never before has the internet played such a role in the wrestling industry. Messageboards, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, yada yada. The first Internet Champion will be crowned at Explosion, and the men or women that compete for the belt will be handpicked by me. The best of the best shit-talkers of the company.
A "ZOM-BIE! ZOM-BIE! ZOM-BIE!" chant breaks out.
Seth Lerch: Secondly, it is no secret that I'm a big fan of six man tag team matches. And with our number of wrestlers, you'll be seeing a lot more of them. For the record, this is only something unusual in this country, Mexico ALWAYS has lots of six man tag matches, they LOVE WCF down there. But anyway, following Explosion, I'll be holding a tournament for groups of three. The tournament will conclude at Aftermath, and will be known as the Trios Cup Tournament.
Cheering! Fans love tournaments!
Seth Lerch: The winners of the Trios Cup will get.. something, who knows. But anyway, wrestlers, think about who you want your partners to be if you want to participate, and maybe I'll just throw some people in just because I want to. And thusly my announcements are concluded!
Master of Puppets plays again and Seth exits the ring and heads to the back.
Zach Davis: Did you hear that, Shannan?
Shannan Lerch: Uh, yeah. Of course I did.
Zach Davis: The Internet Title and the WCF Trios Cup... two exciting opportunities for the guys in the back, and two exciting events for our fans. Can't wait!
Zach Davis: Well to get us started tonight we have the debut of three very impressive ladies. They have been making waves all week and none of them have yet stepped foot in a WCF ring!
Shannan Lerch: Indeed they have. We have Gina Caldwell who reportedly comes to us from the underground Mixed Martial Arts circuit. She is undoubtedly looking to make a name for herself here in WCF. She has that opportunity here tonight.
Zach Davis: Next up is Ayria Adams. Don't let that small stature fool you. The resume of this woman is quite impressive just as well. She's been training with one of her very opponents here tonight, and getting her name out there for the past year. She also looks to seize her opportunity. To become a shining star among the ranks.
Shannan Lerch: Then we have Sarah Twilight. She is recognized by some of the people in the back and has been credited as having had a storybook career thus far. Do a little bit of searching and you'll find a world of information about Miss Twilight. She looks to continue her career here in the WCF. Starting at the bottom. Which one of these three ladies gets noticed tonight? We're about to find out!
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will be contested under triple threat rules!!! Introducing first...
The lights Dim and More Human Than Human By White Zombie Hits and The lights start moving through the crowd Flashing Red and Green Gina Caldwell then Walks Out With Her Hands in the Air Looking really full of herself she then Chuckles at the Boos and Walks down into the ring and Slides in and Gets on the top Rope and Yells at the fans as she raises her arms
Kyle Steel: Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 130 pounds, from Ontario, Canada, she is "The European Bombshell" GINA CALDWELL!!!
The crowd continues to boo as Kyle prepares himself for the next introduction.
Kyle Steel: And her opponent, currently residing in Fairbanks, Alaska and weighing in at an even 100 pounds....she is "The Awesomeness" AYRIA ADAMS!!!!
The vocals of Ayria Adams's No Duh serenade over the P.A. system as The Awesomeness herself makes her way out from behind the curtains. The moment she emerges, the crowd erupts in rage induced fury, throwing their perishables in her general direction. Security tries extra hard to hold back the crowd as some brave souls lean over the railing to give Ayria an earful. Adams spreads her arms spread eagle-like with a facial expression that oozes confidence and awesomeness as she says to the camera, "They love me, they really really love me."
Gingerly making her way down to the ring with her Alaskan swag, she takes time to talk trash with some of the occupants in the front row. A select few loyal fans pay credence to Ayria's Awesomeness, but she ignores them all the same. As usual someone reaches out to touch her but she evades their glancing touch and stares them down before continuing her trot to the squared circle. Upon arrival she slides into the ring, prances around in her best Muhammad Ali impression before spinning around three times with her arms out stretched before dropping down to one knee and flexing.
The people detested her, the little kids booed at the to top of their tiny lungs. Adults threw up their middle fingers as the juvenile ones simply gave her a thumbs down. As the music died down Ayria jumps up on the turnbuckles to face the crowd, taunting them to elevate their hate.
Kyle Steel: And their opponent.....
The lights go out as a spotlight centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. The crowd begins to boo MASSIVELY as the video wall displays the words THE ONLY ONE.
Kyle Steel: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, California, and weighing in at 142lbs, she is THE ONLY ONE WHO MATTERS in Professional Wrestling...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!
Pyros shoot up from the stage as our melody finally kicks into guitar. "The Only One" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage. She is greeted with deafening boos and soaks them all in, as if she enjoyed the crowd's hatred. She arrogantly swaggers towards the ring and steps inside. Pyros now shoot off from the ring posts and Sarah stands in the center of the ring, posing, almost as if for her own amusement as the crowd's boos become even LOUDER.
Zach Davis: This capacity crowd not endearing to any of these three lovely ladies.
Shannan Lerch: It's not hard to see why. From the comments each of them had this week, how can you get behind any of them?
Zach Davis: Point well taken.
Zach Davis: DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Right off the bat! Adams with the cover.
NO! Caldwell kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Holy shit. This has basically turned into a HANDICAP match.
Zach Davis: Twilight grabs Caldwell. Perfectly executed DDT. Cover.
Shannan Lerch: Now Adams is all over Caldwell again.
Zach Davis: BRAINBUSTER. Another cover. 1...2...Another kickout.
Shannan Lerch: Adams and Twilight are actually WORKING TOGETHER!
Zach Davis: Wait a second... Ayria setting Caldwell up...Shining Wizard! Caldwell is down....Twilight out of nowhere with a vicious kick to the face of Ayria Adams!!!
Shannan Lerch: Ayria is down and she never expected it! Sarah Twilight is now stomping the hell out of her former student! Ayria has been blindsided
Zach Davis: Sarah hauls Ayria to her feet and now a whip into the ropes and a devastating powerslam on the return! Ayria Adams is not able to mount any kind of an offense after being taken by surprise.
Shannan Lerch: Twilight focusing on Adams and here is Caldwell back into the mix. School boy roll up on Twilight from behind!
NO! Kickout by Twilight!
Zach Davis: Twilight back to her feet and now she and Caldwell are trading blows! Sarah with a slight advantage as she wallops Caldwell with a few hard rights. Caldwell rakes her fingernails across Sarah's eyes. Twilight's been blinded and a swinging neckbreaker to follow it up! Twilight is down.
The referee warns Caldwell about the illegal rake to the eyes. But she ignores him.
Shannan Lerch: Caldwell leaning over Twilight and she's slapping her repeatedly!
Zach Davis: Is she screaming at her in French?
Shannan Lerch: Whatever she's saying, she's wasting too much time. Ayria Adams is on the top turnbuckle. Caldwell finishes berating Twilight and missile dropkick by Adams! Caldwell is taken off her feet!
Zach Davis: Adams now in control. Standing moonsault, she connects on Twilight and immediately hooks the leg!
NO! Twilight kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Ayria quickly rolls to her feet. But there's Gina Caldwell! Gina with a hard clothesline and Adams is down. What is she doing now?
Zach Davis: She's trying to pull off Ayria's boot. There is a struggle going on and she finally gets it off! Oh no! She just backed into the referee and has knocked him down!
Shannan Lerch: The momentum sent her into him after she got the boot off. No referee and she blasts Adams in the head with her own boot!
Due to the blatant cheating, this causes the crowd to erupt in taunt against the Bombshell.
Crowd: Canadian Bacon Bitch! Canadian Bacon Bitch! Canadian Bacon Bitch!
Shannan Lerch: Caldwell looks furious! She glares directly at Sarah Twilight!
Zach Davis: Twilight the cause of these taunts, at least in Gina's eyes. She blasts Twilight with the boot now! That's twice now she's used Adams' boot! What the hell is she doing?
Shannan Lerch: She's sticking her hand into Twilight's mouth? I think she's trying to rip her tongue out! But...Gina is screaming! What....
Zach Davis: Twilight is biting her fingers! Caldwell is trying to get her hand free. Finally Twilight lets go! Gina holding her hand in agony and....she hauls Caldwell up into a Royal Butterfly!
Shannan Lerch: Now what? She's not done it looks like. Twilight at ringside, she's got something. Cardboard or paper and, what is that?
Zach Davis: It's a cutout of...a...maple leaf? Oh dear God no! Look!
Shannan Lerch: She has an industrial stapler!!! She's going to keep good on her word to staple a maple leaf to Caldwell! This is sick!
Sarah Twilight holds the stapler in the air, showing it to the cameras. There were indeed staples in it, and she even fires one off a few feet into the air to get her point across.
Zach Davis: Maple leaf placed onto Caldwell's forehead and...Ugh I can't watch this! She's about to staple a woman!
Shannan Lerch: That will certainly snap Gina out of it! But wait, Ayria Adams with a jumping snap kick that catches Twilight right in the face! Ayria has perhaps unintentionally saved Caldwell from a scarring experience!
Zach Davis: Twilight is down and Adams climbing the turnbuckle! She is setting up for the McMuffin Top! Caldwell is her intended target!
Shannan Lerch: But here's Twilight! She pushes Adams off the turnbuckle and Ayria CRASHES into the guardrail! Referee is getting back to his feet. Caldwell is still dazed as she makes it to her feet. Twilight with a kick to the gut!
Zach Davis: Twilight Zone! Caldwell is completely out! Sarah drops down for the cover.
DING DING DING!
Kyle Steel: Here is your winner, "The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!
"The Only One" by Evanescence plays over the loudspeakers as Sarah has her arm raised in victory.
Shannan Lerch: An impressive debut by the much talked about, Sarah Twilight!
Zach Davis: Wow, she has definitely delivered here tonight!
The scene starts in a hospital. Here, we have two raven haired siblings that are waiting for someone. The guy has a stubble, wearing a Metallica shirt, torn blue pants and a pair of black Converse sneakers. Whereas the girl is wearing a blue tank-top, grey slim jeans and a pair of grey shoes. Suddenly, the doctor comes out from the room.
Brother: Is he alright?
Doctor: You're Joel Hall's siblings, Eddie and Billie, right?
Billie Hall: Yes, we are!
Doctor: He's doing fine.
The siblings sigh for relief.
Doctor: However, he won't be active to compete in wrestling.
Eddie Hall: How long will he recover?
Doctor: Two, three...
Billie Hall: Days?
Eddie Hall: Months?
Doctor: Maybe five.
Eddie starts getting pissed.
Eddie Hall: What kind of a doctor are you? You think that this is your profession doesn't mean that you can't tell us?!
Billie tries to calm Eddie down. After a long stare down with the doctor, he finally cools off some steam.
Doctor: I'm just doing my job. I'll let you know when he'll be back on his feet.
The doctor walks away.
Billie Hall: What if he's paralyzed? What if he can't walk? Or talk? Or maybe smile?
Eddie Hall: That's ridiculous. This is our oldest brother we're talking about. He'll make this injury through.
Billie Hall: I hope so.
Both the siblings look at Joel's room door.
Who Runs This by Kingspade hits and Nic Daniels, Eric Price, and newest Milusha member the Darkest Evil step out from the back. Daniels and Price go up ahead as the Darkest Evil stalks to the ring.
Zach Davis: That guy is scary.
"Psychosocial" by Slipknot hits the PA, and the crowd boos as Lyger makes his way to the entrance ramp, followed by Jesmond Joe and Teagan. Lyger grins as he slowly makes his way down the entrance ramp, soaking in the boos. Once inside the ring, Lyger does the Legend Killer pose on all four turnbuckles, and then waits for the match to begin.
"Ride to California" by Paper Tongues plays. When the lyrics to his theme starts, Bryan "Buzz" Worthy bounds out on stage and encourages the fans to cheer louder. He jogs down towards the ring. Once he reaches the apron, he turns back, drops to one knee and points at the fans on both sides of the ramp, nodding his head to the music. Then he rolls under the ropes and strikes a random body builder's pose.
The End of Heartache by Killswitch Engage begins to play as the lights in the arena begin to strobe. The entrance ramp fills with smoke as Famine makes his way out from the back. He walks forward and stops for a moment before continuing to walk down to the ring as the music continues to play. The crowd boos in unison as the Demon King continues to walk until he gets to the steel steps.
Shannan Lerch: Speaking of scary men... Famine of the Vile. What kind of people are we hiring here!?
Zach Davis: We must get tax credits for hiring so many people with severe mental issues. I'm sure of it.
The bell sounds. Lyger decides to start for his team, and Darkest Evil immediately decides to start for his.
Shannan Lerch: We know there is some history here-
Darkest Evil runs at Lyger and goes to Clothesline him but Lyger ducks it and Dropkicks him away. Darkest Evil doesn't go down, however. He goes for another Clothesline, this time Lyger ducks it again and hits a German Suplex!
Zach Davis: Beautifully executed!
...and he keeps it locked in, and hits another one!... he work Darkest Evil up, the crowd is cheering... and he hits the third!
Shannan Lerch: Very nice!
Lyger goes to pin Darkest Evil.
Evil kicks out.
Zach Davis: Too early for a pin!
Lyger tags in Famine of the Vile. Famine comes in as Darkest Evil stands up, and Darkest Evil is met with a Clothesline From Hell! He bounces backwards and Nic Daniels tags himself in.
Shannan Lerch: The Milusha needs to get some momentum going if they have any hope of winning.
Daniels grabs Famine and throws him to the ropes, then hits a Spinebuster on him as he comes back! Daniels stands up and tags in Price. Price and Daniels stomp on Famine of the Vile repeatedly.
Zach Davis: You said it, Shannan, and now it is happening. They're a cohesive unit, that gives them a bit of an advantage.
Price picks Famine up as Daniels exits the ring and goes for an Angle Slam, but Famine of the Vile lands behind him and spins him around, hitting a Two Handed Chokeslam! Famine of the Vile pins Price.
No, Darkest Evil kicks him off. Price tags Daniels back in. Daniels Springboards over the top rope and spikes Famine with a Flying DDT! Nic Daniels pins him.
Shannan Lerch: Another kickout!
Daniels picks Famine up but Famine breaks away, throwing Daniels to the ropes and then hitting a Big Boot! Famine of the Vile then tags in Bryan Worthy.
Zach Davis: Bryan Worthy is causing quite a "buzz" around WCF, if you will.
Shannan Lerch: A buzz around our pun department, at the very least.
Bryan Worthy comes in and ties up with Nic Daniels. Worthy gets the upper hand, putting him in a headlock. Daniels pushes Worthy off, then takes him down with a Russian Legsweep! Nic Daniels pins Bryan Worthy!
No, Worthy kicks out.
Zach Davis: Nope. Worthy is too fresh.
Daniels tags Price back in. Eric Price comes in and stomps on "Buzz" before picking him up. Price goes for a Vertical Suplex but Worthy lands behind him and then executes an Atomic Drop. Price stumbles forward and Worthy grabs him, putting him in an Airplane Spin.. and then hitting him with a Bionic Elbow!
Shannan Lerch: He calls that the Arizona Bull Ride!
Worthy pins Price, hooking the leg.
No, once again Darkest Evil and Nic Daniels interfere, kicking Bryan Worthy off.
Zach Davis: No matter how good Famine, Worthy and Lyger are, they're going to have a hard time defeating the teamwork of Milusha.
Darkest Evil and Daniels get back on the apron. Worthy struggles up and then tags Lyger back in. Lyger runs at Price and hits him with an Enziguri! Price stumbles up and Lyger throws him to the ropes, and as he comes back puts him in a Sleeper. He follows up with a Sleeper Slam! Lyger runs at Daniels and Darkest Evil, hitting them both and sending them both off the apron to the floor. He then pins Price.
Price kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Nice try, but Lyger gave him too much time to recover while he dealt with the other Milusha members.
Lyger tags in Famine of the Vile. Famine comes in and hits Price with the Hellseeker!
Zach Davis: Oof!
He pins Price, hooking the leg.
Shannan Lerch: What a win! The newcomers pick up the victory.
Famine of the Vile stands, getting his arm raised, as we go to commercial.
Nathan von Liebert is lead through the halls of the WCF arena, straight jacket still restraining the Devil's Right Hand. He and his two guards, the same ones who had knocked him out a week ago, are walking at a fast pace. It seems they just want to get this match over with and leave, without speaking to anyone. But this fails as Hank Brown happens to be leaving one of the rooms, and stops them.
Hank Brown: Umm. . . Nathan, do you mind if we cut an interview? Seth would like for you to address the fans.
The two guards both shake the heads, but it is Nathan who speaks out.
Nathan von Liebert: After the treatment I've gotten this week, you know the illegal kidnapping, I deserve to address the fans.
The guards both look at each other, but say nothing. They have been bested.
Nathan von Liebert: Now what did you wish to ask me?
Hank Brown: Well how about I ask you about your recent losing streak--
Nathan von Liebert: What losing streak? I'm undefeated in WCF.
Hank Brown: Well. . . it is just you've been losing for several weeks.
Nathan von Liebert: Hank, are you an idiot? I've lost twice in my career. Twice And they weren't back to back losses either. No, I'm not on any losing streak and I won't be starting one either. I'll become the most hated individual in this company, and I won't have to lock you in a candy machine like some of the rejects that used to wrestle here.
Nathan laughs out loud at this, and Hank bites his lip. But he gains his first smile of night, and asks his next question.
Hank Brown: Nathan, if you were ever to meet in the ring with Corey Black, could you beat him?
Nathan blinks once. Had Hank Brown brought back one of his memories?
Nathan von Liebert: Hell yeah I'd beat him.
Nope, he did not.
Hank Brown: What about Jonny Fly? Could you beat him?
Nathan von Liebert: He has nothing on me. I would beat him too.
Hank Brown: And how about Switches? Could you beat our People's Champion.
Nathan von Liebert: I--
Suddenly Nathan drops to his knees, and he tries to grab at his head, something his straight jacket prevents. Hank doesn't know how to react, but his guards do. They haul Nathan to his feet, and drag him in the opposite direction. But not before "Nathan" addresses the crowd one more time.
Nathan von Liebert: Quit asking Nathan all of these stupid questions. He isn't fighting any of those men tonight. He is fighting Kaylyn James Evans. And afterwards, you can ask him can he beat her. Because then. . . then he can honestly answer your questions.
And with that, Nathan drops his head. But he brings it up once more. Turning his head frantically, he looks at both of his guards.
Nathan von Liebert: What are you guys doing? I didn't get to answer the question about Switches!
And that is when Nathan disappears around the corner. And then the scene fades away
The sound of a chainsaw being pull started reverberates through the arena, as The Lumberjack starts. With the start of the lyrics Buzzsaw walks out, pausing on the stage to raise a fist. As the crowd pops, he makes his way to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans. Grabbing the top rope, he steps onto the apron, and over the top rope into the ring. As he prepares for his match, he removes his flannel shirt, revealing his muscled body.
Lights lower and "Young Men Dead" by the Black Angels starts to play. Vegas makes his way down to the ring with a sense of purpose on his face. He tends to keep eye contact the whole time as he cracks his neck, knuckles and stretches his arms while walking down the entrance. When Vegas enters the ring he maintains eye contact with his opponent as he extends his arms outwards.
Zach Davis: And here are the challengers. Next up, the Champ!
Suddenly, hundreds of balloons begin to drift down into the ring as “GreasePaint and Monkey Brains” by White Zombie squawks through the speakersystem. The lights flicker to a momentary darkness. Just as the song kicks into gear, the lights blare back on - revealing Switches glaring down from a top turnbuckle.
Shannan Lerch: Guess we've got Switches tonight, not Greenfever. I don't even know if that is good news for anyone or not.
The bell sounds. Switches stalks around the ring as Buzzsaw runs at Vegas, Clotheslining him down. Buzzsaw stomps at him, and Switches grabs him, spins him around and executes a Choke Bomb!
Zach Davis: Jesus. Switches means business.
Switches pins the lumberjack.
No, Buzzsaw kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: He is a mountain of a man.. he won't be taken down by one move.
Switches turns to Vegas, who has gotten up, and hits him with an Ace Cutter! Switches pins Vegas now.
No, Buzzsaw dives and knocks Switches off. Switches gets to his feet and goes to strike Buzzsaw, but Buzzsaw blocks it and hits Switches with a Big Boot! Switches is sent flying back into the turnbuckle. He stumbles out of the corner and Buzzsaw grabs him in a Bearhug!
Zach Davis: Oof, I would not want a hug from Buzzsaw Bundy.
The crowd begins clapping, urging Switches to get out of it. Switches eventually gets his arms up and claps them against Buzzsaw's head, and does indeed break out! Switches goes for a kick but Buzzsaw catches it, spins him around and hits a Mountain Bomb!
Shannan Lerch: I'll say it, Zach - OOF!
Buzzsaw pins Switches.
NO! Vegas breaks it up!
Zach Davis: Tim Vegas, out of nowhere!
Vegas stomps on both Switches and Bundy. He picks Bundy up and hits a Neckbreaker, but bridges his back and hits another Neckbreaker..
Shannan Lerch: He's going for the Check!
And goes for another, but Switches runs at him and hits a Superkick mid move! Buzzsaw drops and rolls out of the ring, Vegas bounces into the ropes, Switches runs at him and hits the Gigglebox!
Zach Davis: GIGGLEBOX!
Switches pins Vegas, hooking the leg.
Shannan Lerch: Switches the Clown, another successful defense!
Switches is handed the People's Title, and he slides out of the ring, heading to the back.
Zach Davis: Can anyone defeat this man for this belt?
Before Switches can head to the back, Seth steps out. Switches is taken aback. Seth has a mic.
Seth Lerch: Switches... good job. You maniac. You've managed to hold onto the People's Title once again. But I'm tired of a freak of nature like you holding the belt. And on the other hand, I have a young, hungry up and comer looking to move up on the card.
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh...
Seth Lerch: So at Explosion, you're going to defend the People's Title against the one and only .... JAY PRICE!
The crowd pops!
Zach Davis: What!?
Seth Lerch: You, or Greenfever, or whoever the hell shows up! I don't care! Good luck, I hope you two kill each other!
Seth leaves as Switches hurries to the back, no doubt looking to collect his paycheck, get more PCP, and then maybe worry about Price.
Shannan Lerch: At Explosion, the LadyKillerz collide!
The crowd pops as 'Orion' by Metallica begins playing on the jumbo-tron Showing images of Night Riders greatest moments in WCF and some of his worst. Night Rider steps through the curtains with Angel Fyre by his side. They make their way slowly towards the ring shaking hands with the fans along the way. Night Rider holds the ropes open so Angel Fyre can get into the ring then walks over and asks for a mic from Shannan Lerch. He then enters the ring and holds his hands up to silence the crowd. The last image shown on the Jumbo-Tron is Night Rider being pinned by FPV when they won the tag team championship belts. Night Rider holds up the mic and begins to speak.
Night Rider: Take a real good look at the screen there! I want EVERYONE to see what REALLY happened. Rewind the tape and play it again.
The scene on the Jumbo-Tron goes back to the beginning of the ref making the three count over and over.
Night Rider: Do you see it? Now, I'm not one to complain about bad officiating but if you look close you can clearly see that my shoulder was UP by the count of THREE! It was a fast count by the ref anyway but hey, I understand. You had a Legend coming back and the buy rates were off the charts. I could see the ref swaying things a little bit. I just wanted to point that out and say one more thing. FPV, What you just saw on that screen will NOT happen EVER again! I am going to make it my business to stay right in your face and I am going to take back what was rightfully mine. Not only that, FPV. I am going to take your other precious title there too! I don't care if I have to drag your partner over to your corner and tag you with his hand myself, I am going to get my hands on you and I am going to tear you to pieces! Now, Get your @$$e$ out here and lets get this $h!t going!
Night Rider walks over and hands the mic back to Shannan Lerch and gets back in the ring.
The Arena goes dark, and then simultaneously “Barton Hollow” By The Civil Wars begins to play through the audio system. The entrance gate area and stage begin to flicker with white lights and neon blue flashes mixed in the flickers. Fog fills the gate area as Steeltoe Joe comes walking out of the midst of the fog. Joe stands on stage and plays to the crowd, who are cheering for him. Joe then walks down the ramp and gets to the ring steps where he stops, does a Catholic Crucifix motion and then walks up the steps and into the ring. He climbs up two turnbuckles and does the same crucifix motion and raises his arms and points towards Heaven.
Zach Davis: Here is Steeltoe Joe, and what a reaction from this capacity crowd!
Shannan Lerch: We are in Santorum Country, Zach, and they love their religious fundamentalists here in Reading.
Zach Davis: Yes indeed, Shannan. Joe rolls with Jesus and that makes him a very tough man to beat, as Amazing Alex can attest to.
Shannan Lerch: Was that his name? Amazing Alex? I thought it was Awesome Alex.
Zach Davis: Amazing... Awesome... it was some crap like that. Either way Steeltoe Joe smoked his ass and now Alex is collecting unemployment checks with the rest of the deadbeats.
"Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" by Cage the Elephant hits as pyro begins flowing out of the stage. Alexis Moore steps out as the fans' reaction is a mixed one. She makes her way slowly down the ramp as she hops up on the apron. She blows a kiss as she slides in slowly. Making it to her feet, she walks over to each corner blowing kisses.
Zach Davis: Alexis does not roll with Jesus, though she's also tough to beat.
Shannan Lerch: Alexis is a Pagan which means that she has the power of nature on her side. Or something like that.
Zach Davis: Nature versus nurture coming up in mere moments here on Slam.
Alexis and Joe meet at center ring and talk some shit to each other before the bell rings. Alexis promises that she's gonna show Joe what a badass bitch she is, and Joe promises that he's gonna tap that ass. Referee David Hyundai calls for the bell.
Joe moves in for the collar-and-elbow style lock-up and Alexis ignores her better judgment by following suit. After toying with his diminutive female opponent for a few moments, feigning as though he's losing their test of strength, Steeltoe seizes the clear advantage and spins Alexis on her heels. Joe paddles Alexis on her fanny and Alexis instinctively reacts by grabbing her bum. After doing so Ms. Moore quickly spins around and slaps Joe fresh across his face. The crowd OOOHSS! like a motherfucker.
Zach Davis: Alexis did not appreciate those sexually aggressive antics from The Holy Flame!
Shannan Lerch: Why not? Steeltoe Joe can squeeze my ass anytime!
Zach Davis: Your tits are drooping, Shannan.
As Shannan's generous hooters threaten to knock over a pitcher of water and spoil the audio/video equipment on the announce table, Steeltoe Joe can be seen scowling a hole right through Alexis Moore as the result of her slapping him. Alexis takes the hint and turns to skedaddle, but not before Joe grabs her by the hair and yanks her to the mat, caveman style. Steeltoe puts his namesake boots to work with a plurality of stomps to the back of Alexis' head. Moore flails about on the mat as a woman in distress, but Joe shows her no mercy as he measures her and then drives his foot practically through her skull.
Zach Davis: Make no mistake about it, Steeltoe Joe is a true gentleman but this is no time for showing off one's manners. Joe wants to win this match and move one step closer to his first taste of gold in WCF.
Shannan Lerch: Alexis is having a tough time handling the considerable size, strength and penis advantage of her opponent. All things considered, this match-up was probably not the most favorable that she could have faced in the second round of this tournament. You put her in there against a more, shall we say, effeminate male such as Kira or Roy Speede and this could be an entirely different match right now, but as it is Alexis is already taking a beating from her manly foe,
Steeltoe Irish whips Alexis into the far corner of the ring with tremendous force and reckless abandon. Joe charges in but Alexis manages to get a dainty female foot up into his kisser, staggering the Christian Warrior in his path. Joe shakes it off and charges again, but Alexis springboards off the ropes, flips over Joe and rolls him up with the schoolboy for a surprising pin attempt.
David Hyundai: ONE...
Joe ends the nonsense with an authoritative kick-out before bouncing to his feet and demolishing Alexis with a violent big-man lariat. Joe gets in the referee's face and lodges a grievance with him about something or other as the loud cheers of the fans drown out his words.
Zach Davis: I think Joe is upset about the fact that referee David Hyundai counted the pinfall there, but the ref was just doing his job.
Shannan Lerch: Well let's face it, Joe is a prideful man and he doesn't want a woman putting him on his back unless it's something that they've negotiated before-hand.
Joe scoops Alexis up from the mat, spasms his body about with the spirit of The Lord filling his person, and then slams the everloving poop out of Alexis. The woman lets out a moan as her body impacts the mat. Joe jumps up from the mat, bounces off the ropes with a shimmy and drops a knee flat across Alexis' throat, causing her to gasp for oxygen and the ability to process it. Joe makes his initial pin attempt of the match, hooking Moore's leg in the process.
David Hyundai: ONE...
TH--NO!!! KICK OUT!!!
The crowd boos the kick-out by Alexis, but Joe simply smiles and licks his lips. He looks like he's going to enjoy the work that he's about to do. Joe pulls Alexis up by her hair then attempts an Irish whip. Rather than whipping Alexis into the ropes, Joe spins her around, lifts her up and drops her throat-first across the top rope with a flap jack. The crowd gasps in horror as it appears that Alexis' neck might be broken. Even Joe looks concerned as he returns to his feet, but Alexis proves that she's not paralyzed or anything as she flops around on the mat, providing great comfort to her opponent and the many thousands of spectators in attendance.
Zach Davis: Let it not be said that Alexis Moore is unable to take punishment. She just got absolutely throttled and she's not throwing in the towel yet.
Shannan Lerch: Of course not, Zach. Doing so would require the ability to utilize her arms and process data, both of which she's likely unable to do at this point.
Alexis stumbles up from the mat in a daze and walks right into the burly, waiting arms of Steeltoe. Joe flings her clear across the ring with an over-head belly-to-belly suplex that draws a big pop from Joe's legions of adoring fans.
Zach Davis: The referee is checking on Alexis. I'm not sure if he wants to let her continue here.
Shannan Lerch: She's telling the ref that she can take it, Zach. In fact I just heard her say something bad about Joe's mama, that I'm not going to repeat.
Zach Davis: It looks like Joe heard it too, Shannan; his face has turned beet red!
Joe moves in for the kill with a menacing glare on his face, but Alexis stuns him with a low blow, a solid uppercut to the balls. The ref missed it because he was busy checking out Alexis' ass, but the rest of the gents in attendance let out a horrified series of moans and groans. The ladies in attendance don't really mind so much. They just picked up a handy move for when their husbands and boyfriends step out of line.
Zach Davis: That was... the worst thing that I have ever seen!
Shannan Lerch: Oh what are you so worried about, Zach? It's not like you've got anything going on down there. I know. I walked in on you while you were showering that time.
Alexis is back in business as she groggily patters to her tootsies and hones in on the keeled over Steeltoe Joe. Alexis lets out a Xena Warrior style battle shriek while dropping Joe with a MASSIVE IMPACTFUL DDT. The crowd boos lustily at this assault on their hero. Alexis walks over to the ropes and taunts the crowd with her ass and tits, to a further chorus of boobs-- I mean boos.
Zach Davis: Alexis Moore is feeling her oats now. Could she be getting into a groove here against The Right Hand of God, The Righteous Juggernaut Steeltoe Joe?
Shannan Lerch: Well she just dropped on top of Joe and now she's pummeling him with tiny fists of fury, so she's certainly giving it her best shot.
Zach Davis: I gotta say, I think Joe's head is still ringing from that DDT. That was nasty.
Shannan Lerch: And what about the nut shot that changed the tide for Alexis in the first place? You're telling me Joe's nutsack has recovered?
Zach Davis: My god, woman, that actually happened? I had hoped it was all a horrible, horrible dream.
Alexis hops onto her heels and takes a few steps back from Joe. She taunts him verbally and gestures for him to bring it on with her hands, appealing for Joe to get up and fight like a man. Joe's testicles have finally returned to his ballsack, having previously recoiled into his body, but his eyes still appear bloodshot and he's slow to rise, in more ways than one.
Zach Davis: Joe is back to his feet and-- oh nice snapmare by Alexis Moore and she follows it up with a dropkick to the back! White women have brought me nothing but trouble in life, so I know how Joe feels right now.
Alexis doubles up with another dropkick, this time landing with vicious aplomb to the back of Joe's head.
Shannan Lerch: Fuck a duck... Alexis is taking it to Joe right now, there's no way to deny it. I have to admit, I was one of the people who thought Joe would walk right through her, but I have to give the little lady credit.
Zach Davis: So you underestimate your fellow vagina peoples just like us bros do when it comes to matters of combat?
Shannan Lerch: Meh... I've never been the Feminazi type, Zach.
Alexis points to the top rope, setting off a resoundingly hateful chorus of boos from the Reading faithful. Alexis bounds to the top rope with all the agility of a feline and then lets out a roar like the mighty lioness of the Sahara. Without any further ado Alexis springs off the top rope froggy-style, getting incredible height as she tucks her body and aims it toward Steeltoe Joe with all the deadly intent of a heat-seeking missile.
Zach Davis: The Cat's Meow! But no-- Joe rolled out of the way!
Alexis hits the canvas hard and yelps out in pain as Joe alertly dodges Alexis' finishing maneuver. Joe staggers to his feet, using the ropes to balance himself. He waits for Alexis to get up then drills her with a gut kick. Alexis doubles over from the pain and Joe immediately pounces, planting Alexis with a lighting quick neckbreaker that twists her entire body.
Shannan Lerch: Divination by Joe! That could signal the beginning of the end for Alexis Moore!
Joe isn't quite done yet. He assists Alexis to her feet, like a proper gentleman, before burying his valiant female foe with a spinning Rock Bottom.
Zach Davis: The Baptism! Joe hits it! He makes the cover!
David Hyundai: ONE...
Joe bounces to his feet and celebrates with his Christian brothers and sisters while "Barton Hollow" plays on the PA once again.
Zach Davis: Steeltoe Joe wins it and this crowd is loving it! They love Steeltoe Joe and he loves them!
Shannan Lerch: It was a courageous effort by the ever-game Alexis Moore, but Steeltoe Joe was too much man for baby girl. Still though... Give me a call, Lexi. I like to get freaky deaky with the ladyfolk every now and again.
The lights go out and then Hollywood Undead's Tear It up plays and the camera goes to the stage there is a figure standing there. They put a spot light to the figure stands and it shows a man wearing long black basketball shorts and wearing a black pair of DC shoes and wearing a black and white LA dodger hat with a water bottle in hand. This man comes walking down the ramp as he drinks from the water bottle and bopping his head to the song.
Chance! by UVERworld hits....
Kyle Steel: Introducing from Akihabara, Japan accompanied by Haruna Sakazaki, weighing in at 199 lbs. Kira Sakazaki!!!
Kira comes to the arena and walking as usual. Haruna walk behind Kira while she playing with some bird feather. in the middle of ramp he do his signature greeting. Kira enter the ring while Haruna waits on the ringside. Kira climb 2nd TB and do the raise hand taunt.
The bell sounds and the two wrestlers circle around the ring. Eventually they tie up.
Zach Davis: These two are fairly evenly matched. Let's see who gets the upper hand first.
Tek puts Kira in a headlock, and Kira shoves him off. Tek bounces into the ropes, comes back, and Clotheslines Kira down. Kira gets back up and ducks a Clothesline from Tek now, then throws him to the ropes. As Tek comes back Kira hits an Arm Drag, then Tek gets up and Kira Dropkicks him. Tek stumbles back into the corner, Kira runs at him and Clotheslines him into it. Tek stumbles out from the corner and Kira hits him with a Judo Hip Throw.
Shannan Lerch: Kira Sakazaki gets the upper hand! Can he keep it up?
Sakazaki pins Tek, hooking the leg.
No, Tek kicks out. Kira lets Tek get up under his own power, then runs at him and goes for a Handpalm Punch, but Tek sidesteps it. Tek spins Kira around and hits him with a Rack Bomb!
Zach Davis: Big move!
Tek shakes his head, shaking off the cobwebs, then starts stomping on Sakazaki. He follows up by climbing to the top rope.
Shannan Lerch: Tek, going high risk!
Tek flies off the top with a Flying Skytwister Face Kick! He hits Kira with it and goes for the pin.
No! Sakazaki kicks out.
Zach Davis: Competitive matchup thus far.
Again, Tek goes to kicking at Sakazaki. He then backs up, measuring him... Kira begins getting to his feet...
Shannan Lerch: Tek, going for another big move here..
Tek kicks Sakazaki and goes for the TLT, but Sakazaki shoves him away. Tek goes for another kick but Sakazaki catches it, spins him around and hits the Path of the Moon!
Zach Davis: PATH OF THE MOON! This could be it!
Kira Sakazaki pins Tek.
Shannan Lerch: No! Tek kicks out!
Sakazaki waits as Tek slowly climbs to his feet, and goes for the Gakuran Kick! But Tek avoids him and grabs Kira, hitting an Original Sin!
Zach Davis: OOF!
Both Tek and Kira lay on the mat, panting, exhausted. The ref begins to count.
Shannan Lerch: One of these men need to get up, or this match will be considered a draw.
Tek slowly begins getting to his feet.
And Tek is up. He begins climbing to the top.
Zach Davis: Tek, going high risk AGAIN! He wants to finish Sakazaki off!
Tek gets to the top, and flies off with a 450 Splash!
Shannan Lerch: Perfectly executed!
But no! Sakazaki rolls away and Tek hits the mat hard! Sakazaki gets up as Tek stands as well, holding his stomach in pain. Kira hits the Gakuran Kick!
Zach Davis: There it is!
Sakazaki pins Tek, hooking the leg.
Shannan Lerch: Done! Kira Sakazaki gets the win!
Zach Davis: Kira Sakazaki goes on to face Steeltoe Joe!
Kira stands up and gets his arm raised to applause from the crowd.
The cameras cut to Seth Lerch sitting in his office. He’s replaying part of the Chester beatdown from earlier tonight. Seth pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs in frustration. He picks up his cell phone and after a few seconds, hits the call button and holds it up to his ear.
Seth Lerch: Hey, Digger. How’s Chester doing? He’s lapsed into a coma? Oh shit.
Seth listens for a few seconds occasionally saying “un-huh” and nodding his head over and over. As the conversation goes on his face turns pale.
Seth Lerch: Oh shit, I’m sorry to hear about all that Gravedigger. Look, I’ve already terminated the head of security because that was going on way too long before anyone was able to respond and they could have kept Oblivion from doing---no, Digger. I’ve handled it, you stay out of this. Are you handling it tonight?
Seth listens for a few seconds.
Seth Lerch: What do you mean you’re not coming back tonight? You’re in the main event! I’m depending on you tonight!! Whoa…
Gravedigger can be heard yelling at Seth through the phone loud enough that Seth holds the phone away from his ears. Finally silence.
Seth Lerch: Hello? Digger, you there? DAMMIT!
Seth throws the phone down in frustration. He looks up at the camera in his face and shoves it away. The scene cuts back to the arena for the next match.
I'm a cash stealin'...
The massive sea of people would perk up upon hearing that set of lyrics. Black velvet curtaisn swaying ever so slightly as Theory of a Deadman's Lowlife began to pulsate through the WCF Public Announce System. The aforementioned curtains thrown open would give way to the arrival of none other than Xavier Laroux!
'Cause I'm a low life and I'm lovin' it!
Nodding his head to the music, Laroux would extend the both of his arms outwards, seemingly presenting himself to the rather negative reaction he was receiving on this night. That oh so cocky smirk growing upon the handsome features of young Laroux. He would shrug his shoulders as he began the long descent down the ramp.
Not particularly paying any mind to the reaction he was given, opting to use it as motivation for the task in front of him tonight. Finishing up the descent, Laroux would climb up onto the apron, ducking down between the upper and middle sets of ropes. Emerging into the ring, Laroux did a few turns, looking out at the massive sea of people.
Reaching down as he reached the middle of the ring, Laroux would grasp hold of that tank top, pulling it up and over his head before pitching it out to ringside. Backing up into the lower left corner, laroux clutched the top set of ropes before throwing his right knee forward, rapidly, stretching out the denim material of his jeans, readying himself.
Zach Davis: Here is Xavier Laroux. I hear that he's impressed a lot of people backstage recently.
Orion by Metallica starts and the lights go down and at the top of the ramp, Kendrik's silhouette can be seen. When the beginning breaks into the hard rock, fireworks fire off and Kendrik makes his way down the ramp to the ring. On the Jumbotron various clips of AoD scenes flash. Onnica, his manager follows behind him. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring in a slow strut, followed by Onnica. He climbs the stairs to the ring apron, steps on the bottom rope, and lifts the middle rope for Onnica to enter, and after she is in the ring, he climbs over the top rope and into the ring. When he enters the ring fireworks fire off again. After getting a look at the crowd from each section of ropes, he turns his attention to the ramp. His gaze intense the whole time.
Shannan Lerch: And here is Kendrik Masters. He'll do whatever it takes to get ahead - first he joined up with Tim Vegas, then turned on him just to join the Angels of Death. Will that work for him tonight?
The bell sounds, and Laroux and Masters tie up. Laroux gets the early advantage, putting Masters in a headlock. Masters shoves him away and Xavier goes for a Clothesline but Masters ducks it, Masters kicks Xavier in the gut and goes for a Chokeslam, but Laroux escapes it and hits a Kitchen Sink!
Zach Davis: Great move there!
Masters goes down and Laroux starts stomping on him. Xavier lifts Masters up and then throws him to the ropes, he hits him with a Reverse Fireman's Carry Slam!
Shannan Lerch: He calls that the Dead End!
Xavier Laroux pins Masters.
Masters kicks out!
Zach Davis: Not quite!
Don DeBeers has stepped out from the back and is standing ringside. Laroux picks Masters up again and throws him to the ropes before putting him in an Abdominal Stretch.
Shannan Lerch: Good move, wearing Masters down..
Laroux hits Masters in the abs several times during the move. After several moments Laroux shoves him away. Laroux then follows up by kicking Masters in the ribs repeatedly!
Zach Davis: Oof.. those are some stiff, painful looking shots.
Laroux drops and pins Masters.
No, Masters kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Wow! What heart.
Zach Davis: Kendrik Masters does indeed have heart, despite his willingness to turn on his partners when it suits him..
Laroux lets Masters begin to get up under his own power, and measures him...
Shannan Lerch: He's going for the Maelstrom!
He goes for the kick, but Masters steps out of the way and hits Xavier with a Killswitch!
Zach Davis: KILLSWITCH! Out of nowhere!
Masters falls and pins Xavier, hooking the leg!
NO! Laroux kicks out!
Zach Davis: Great move, but Xavier can't be defeated that easily.
Both men stumble to their feet and begin trading blows. Laroux gets the upper hand, hits Masters with several stiff punches right in a row, then runs to the ropes.. but Don DeBeers trips him up!
Shannan Lerch: The ref didn't see it!
With the trip up, Masters is able to hit a stiff kick to Laroux's gut, lifts him up and hits an F-5!
Zach Davis: WHOA!
Shannan Lerch: This has to be it!
Masters drops and pins Xavier Laroux once more!
NO! Xavier kicks out!
Zach Davis: NO!
Masters is pissed. He picks Xavier Laroux up and throws him to the turnbuckle, then climbs up with him...
Shannan Lerch: He's going for the Irresistable Force!
But Laroux shoves him off! Masters falls and hits the mat, and Xavier Laroux follows up with an Elbow Drop!
Zach Davis: Laroux needs to end this match soon if he wants the win; can this be it?
But no, DeBeers grabbed Masters and pulled him out of the way! Laroux hits the mat hard and stumbles to his feet, Masters hits him with a standard Tiger Bomb into pin!
Shannan Lerch: Irresistable Force, of the non top rope variety!
Zach Davis: Kendrik Masters picks up the win!
Don DeBeers slides into the ring and raises Masters' arm. Laroux rolls out, pissed at the loss and the interference.
Shannan Lerch: Well, by hook or by crook, Kendrik Masters gets the win and advances in this tournament!
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As he walks down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down.
Johnny Reb: Time, they say, is the great equalizer. Nobody lives forever, after all. From a philosophical point of view, I shouldn’t oughta give a damn about Doc Henry. He’ll get his, eventually. But I am only human, an’ I ain’t got the patience. I mean, all right, I ain’t exactly no angel myself. An’ most folks do deserve redemption. However, in light of everythin’ that son of a bitch has pulled over the years, well… I have a much harder time forgivin’ that sorta –
Before Johnny can continue the lights cut off...
…and rise up to an orange glow, as if at sunrise, as the music starts. Johnny looks moderately confused.
Zach Davis: Wait a second Shannan, that music seems familiar...
Shannan Lerch: It should Zach, only we haven't heard it in a couple years. It's Doc Henry's original entry music, Blaze of Glory...
With the main guitar riff, Doc enters the arena as a light haze covers the stage.
As the lyrics start, he slowly raises his head looking into the ring, locking eyes with Johnny Reb. Lights fade up as he does this.
I wake up in the morning
Doc proceeds slowly to the ring, dressed again as he once was...
Zach Davis: Why would he be bringing this back?
Only God knows where Ive been
Shannan Lerch: One can only wonder, Zach. Either he's been redeemed somehow, or Doc is further screwing with the mind of his long time friend and rival...
Walking up the steps Doc pauses as he just looks over at Reb before ducking under the top rope. Slowly, he makes his way to the center of the ring and stands toe to toe with Johnny Reb...
Zach Davis: Just feel the electricity, Shannan, you could cut the tension between these men with a knife...
Shannan Lerch: I don't think even Buzzsaw could cut it with that big axe of his...
As Doc stands there, Reb takes a step back, lifting the mic back to his face.
Johnny Reb: Ya just couldn't let go could ya Doc? Ya just had to come out here, an' steal my moment? This bullshit has to end. I'm tired of ya leeching off of me an' my career. I shoulda buried yer ass in the GWC when I had the chance, knowing what I do now.
Doc looks down toward the mat, and turns towards the ropes. Quickly turning back around, he gets into Reb's face as Johnny ducks a punch that never came.
Doc Henry: Johnny, I know you better than I know myself. You couldn't bury me then, and you still can't now.
Before Johnny can respond, Doc holds his hand up.
Doc Henry: That, however, is in the past. It's time we put this little feud of ours behind us. This has gone on far too long, and taken us to places we oughtn't have gone. It has changed both of us, and not for the better. We should be in the hunt for the World Championship, bringing dignity and honor to a belt that has become tarnished...
Johnny Reb: What the hell have ya been smoking' Doc? You above all others are responsible for the place we are in. Yer no good lying, and cheating was bad enuff, then ya sunk to lows even I thought werent possible. Ya made this personal, an’ my life a living hell...
Doc Henry: Look Johnny, I'm sorry... I havent been...
Johnny grabs Doc by the collar, and pulls him close.
Johnny Reb: Save yer lies, save yer mind games Doc. I see right through this veil of crap you've raised. Ya haven't changed, and yer incapable of it. Because you've made my life a living hell, and ya claim to be the Devil himself, I have the perfect match in mind...
Doc Henry: Johnny, look, we don't hafta...
Johnny Reb: Doc, drop it. Yer not foolin’ anybody. In two weeks, at Explosion, you an’ I will go one on one, once more. That match will be for the Confederate Championship ya hold so dearly.
As Johnny's revelation sinks in, Doc's eyes narrow, and a fire begins to grow from within...
Johnny Reb: And just to make sure there are no shenanigans, we will be fightin’ in a Hell In A Cell!!!
As the crowd explodes, Doc flies into a fit of fury, kicking Johnny in the gut. Doc hits Reb with shots to the back, driving him to the mat. The cheers quickly morph into boos as Reb rolls out of the ring.
Zach Davis: I can't believe what we just heard, the Confederate Championship will be on the line!!!
Shannan Lerch: In the demonic Hell In A Cell no less... Can this feud get any bigger???
As Doc stands proudly in the ring with his Confederate Title held high, Johnny backs up the ramp pointing to the belt... "I'm coming for ya and yer belt!"
"What you get is what you see
the side effects are sexual
I'm your favorite drug
The lyrics to Porcelain and the Tramps- I'm Your Favorite Drug continued to play over the PA system as the lights fade putting the arena into total darkness. Just as the chorus would end there is a bang as the lights turn back on full blast and a cloud of smoke is on the entrance way with a figure standing within it. The chorus starts up once more but this time with the lyrics included is none other than Kaylyn Evans who steps out from within the smoky patch on the stage. As the chorus was being heard throughout the crowd a smiling Kaylyn Evans was on her way down the ramp with a stride that showed nothing but confidence in herself no matter what the outcome of today's event's would be. Dressed in a long black coat covering everything including her legs she came down the ramp with a smirk on her face. As she made her way down her manager Ashley followed behind her dressed in a pair of black slacks and a white button up shirt, with the top two left undone. Reaching the bottom of the ramp way Kaylyn stops and turns to the right heading around the ring and towards the far steps to ascend them and make her way onto the apron. Crossing the apron she stands there looking out at the fans. Hooking her arms on the top rope, in perfect Kaylyn fashion, she flipped back over the top rope and into the ring where she made her way around the ring looking out at all the fans in the arena, booing and not. Coming to stand in the middle of the ring she smirked once more before pulling the jacket off revealing A black and white striped shirt, that crisscrossed in the back and front, leaving her torso open, and her bottoms consisted of only a black bikini bottom garment. She laughed softly knowing how pissed Ashley was, as she looked over at the scowl on her manager’s face. As the music would cut Kaylyn would be focused and ready for what was to come.
Zach Davis: And there she is ladies and gentlemen, Miss Kaylyn James Evans, who made her long-awaited return last week.
Shannan Lerch: And what a successful return ‘The Perfect Ten’ had in that one, Zach! Beating Joel Hall and making it look easy, like only Kaylyn could do!
The camera pans to the titantron, where an oak door comes into view. A thump is heard, and the door shakes on its hinges. Several more thumps occur, until the blade of an ax busts through the door. Smoke begins to form on the stage, as three dark figures step out. Suddenly a woman voice yells out from the speaker.
"No, go away!
Leave me alone!"
Smoke billows down the aisle as the men walk down it to the ring, their identities shrouded in the smog. Meanwhile, on the titantron, the ax makes a large hole in the wood, and a hand reaches in for the door knob, the fingernails painted black. Again the frightened voice rings out as the mystery man slides into the ring.
"Don't you come in here!
I don't want you here.!"
The mystery man watches the titantron now, as the door opens, and the same man standing in the ring, steps into the house. A lightning bolt cracks behind him, equal in volume to the string of fireworks that fire up on the ramp. The man on the titantron rubs his thumb on the door, leaving a bloody smear on the polished oak. He lifts the ax with both hands, as the voice pleads.
"No, No, No, NO!!
The scream is cut off as the man swings the ax. Blood appears to splatter across the tron, and then the name "Nathan von Liebert" is written with a finger painted black. Nathan, who is in the ring, falls on his knees, never taking his eyes off the 'tron until it goes black. He then scans the members of the crowd that he could without contorting his torso, while his two guards release him from the straight jacket
Zach Davis: But she may have her work cut out for her this week. It’s her old ACW rival, Nathan von Liebert!
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, and NvL is considered to be one of the fastest rising recent signings on the roster today!
Zach Davis: By who? Nathan? Wake up and smell the testosterone, Shannan; our World Champ is Jonny Fly!
Shannan Lerch: Shut up, Zach. He got a World Title match before Fly.
< DING-DING-DING! >
The two lock up and NvL almost immediately sends Kaylyn flying overhead with some sort of double arm drag, but Kaylyn flips and lands on her feet behind him. She spins and nails him with a roundhouse kick to the face as he turns around, and NvL hits the mat. He gets back to his feet rather quickly, but Kaylyn spears him down.
Zach Davis: Good start to the match for ‘The Perfect Ten’!
Shannan Lerch: I’ll say. Nathan certainly seems to be in trouble so far!
Kaylyn gets back to her feet, and bounces off the ropes before catching him across the throat with a leg drop. She hooks both legs and pi- NvL rolls it and pins Kaylyn!
NvL gets to his feet as Kaylyn gets to hers, and Kaylyn goes right back after him, ducking a clothesline and bouncing off the ropes. NvL catches her with a spinning forearm smash to the face that drops her to the mat, and springboards from the second rope, looking for an elbow drop, but Kaylyn gets out of the way and NvL hits the mat hard. Kaylyn grins, and gets to her feet, but NvL grabs her leg as she takes off across the ring and trips her, causing her to fall face-first toward the mat. NvL gets up and puts her in a sleeper hold. The referee checks, but she manages to fight out and catch him with an elbow to the face which causes him to stagger backwards.
Zach Davis: Good save by Kaylyn there, and it looks like that elbow might’ve shaken von Liebert!
Shannan Lerch: Not too badly anyway! Here he comes again!
NvL grabs her just as she’s getting to her feet and hits her with a German suplex. He pins.
NvL gets back up and grabs Kaylyn by the hair, pulling her to her feet. She shoves him, and the lights go out in the arena.
Zach Davis: What’s going on here?
Shannan Lerch: I dunno, Zach, but I’m not sure I want to find out!
When the lights come back on, Kaylyn has NvL in a full nelson. She lifts him up and nails him with the KY-Bomb! She goes for the pin.
NO! NvL rolls her up with the possum!
Zach Davis: NvL Won!?! What?
Shannan Lerch: Impressive, to say the least. But I’m sorry to see it happen like this.
Quickly, guards enter the ring and put a straight jacket back on NvL. But as they try to drag him away, NvL runs at hits one last kick to Kaylyn's head!
Zach Davis: Come on! Was that neccessary?
Finally, NvL's guards get him back under control and drag him away.
Bulletproof by 12 Stones blare on the speakers. Donald just comes out onto the entrance stage immediately, not even his usual pyros go off. He doesn't even hesitate to give five the crowd, he just moves on the the ring rolling in. Once he gets in immediately asks for a microphone and his wish is quickly granted. He grabs the microphone that was lid into the ring and immediately puts it up to his mouth.
Donald Deruty: It is time for the seriousness to come out of me. Last week I lost another match to be able to get my United States Championship back. After the match something hit me like a ton of bricks. My way of wrestling is like amateur hour for the rest of the new and young roster. The way of wrestling has evolved and their way is much advanced to mine. So I am going to have to bring out everything I have in my arsenal. It is time for me to nut up of shut up!
Crowd: D-Day! D-Day! D-Day!
Donald just looks around at all of the fans before continuing.
Donald Deruty: Although, you all think that I am going to tell you that I am going to aim to the top of the WCF and take the World Championship from Fly. Unfortunately, that is not the case...
Zach Davis: What is he talking about?
Shannan Lerch: No!...he cant be the one...
Donald Deruty: I have been here in the WCF for three years. I have achieved many accomplishments here in the WCF, including winning championships and beating legends. This has been a great three years here in the WCF, but unfortunately, all good runs must come to an end. It is time for the WCF American Hero to hang up his cape. After holding the World Championship, Television Championship, and the United States Championship four times. It is time for me to exit the doors of the WCF.
Shannan Lerch: This can't be true...he cant be leaving.
Zach Davis: Shannan, it has been showing all week through Scoops. People have been wondering who, but D-Day? This seems all most heart breaking.
Everyone in the crowd is just silent as Donald just stands there with mic in hand.
Donald Deruty: Thank you all for your support throughout my entire WCF career, but I must leave the WCF. I came here to show my true self, I did that and it is time for me to leave the WCF. Once again, I would like to thank all of you that have supported me, but I must say goodbye.
The crowd is completely quiet throughout the entire speech. Donald just drops the mic and walks towards the entrance again. He walks down the steel steps and looks at the fans, that are shocked by the news. He goes up to the entrance ramp and stops. He turns towards everyone and just simply raises his hand. He then moves his hand to say his goodbyes before leaving the entrance stage. The entire arena is so silent that you could hear a nail drop.
Shannan Lerch: He can't just leave! He is the WCF's American Hero!
Zach Davis: Shannan, he just said he is leaving. I know it is hard to swallow, but I don't think anything can change his mind.
The titantron shows everyone in the crowd just quiet and looking around about the leaving of the loved American Hero.
Shannan Lerch: Zach, do you know what time it is?
Zach Davis: MAINEVENTTIMESHANNAN!
Shannan Lerch: Err...no actually. Not yet?
Zach Davis: WHAT? Jay Price versus Johnny Reb on Slam...and it's not the main event?
Shannan Lerch: I know, I know. I was shocked too.
Zach Davis: Well now I'm just too depressed for our usual witty banter. What say we just get to the match?
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As the he walks down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage.
Shannan Lerch: And here comes Johnny Reb, two weeks removed from a fantastic TLC Match versus Doc Henry at Timebomb.
Zach Davis: And his reward? He gets to choose the match type for Explosion against Doc Henry. Seth Lerch says he wants this feud over with once and for all, but the question is, what kind of match will the Inverterate Confederate choose?
Shannan Lerch: It's conceivable that we've seen the two battle it out in just about every match man can think of. So the real question is...what's left?
The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down, ready for the match to begin.
With the absence of music to accompany his arrival, Jay Price walks out onto the stage and pauses as he listens to the crowd, who seems more split than usual with their cheers and boos.
Shannan Lerch: Zach I think it's time we talked about the elephant in the room?
Zach Davis: You're nymphomania?
Shannan Lerch: Well...no, not on television. I'm talking about the fact that each week it seems like more and more people are cheering for Jay Price. For as long as I've been an announcer I can't remember a time when I heard this many people cheering for him.
Zach Davis: I chalk it up to us being so close to his hometown each week. If we were to start touring on the road again I'm sure the boos would come back.
Shannan Lerch: I don't know Zach, just listen to the people...
With a surprised look on his face he then walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. Then he walks over to the nearest corner, climbs up to the second turnbuckle and delivers his trademarked smirk as he flips off the crowd. Finally he hops out of the corner and begins to loosen up for his match.
Senior Referee Stanley Moser does his pre-match pat down of both competitors and then signals for the bell.
[DING DING DING]
Reb and Price circle each other, eyeing one another up. Both men move in at the same time and lock up before trading a variety of holds that ends with Price applying a hammerlock before turning it into a side headlock. Reb with a few elbows to the side of Price and he slips out of the headlock. Reb now swinging with power and he's connecting. Price returns the favor with some big shots of his own and now they're both throwing bombs.
Shannan Lerch: There is absolutely nothing pretty about this exchange.
Zach Davis: You had to figure there was a bit of bad blood between these two. Neither really had anything nice to say about the other leading up to this match.
Reb catches Price off guard with a left jab and then follows it up with a big right and he's now in control. He grabs hold of Price and leads him over toward the corner before pushing him into it. Reb with a few quick chops to the chest and then he climbs up to the second turnbuckle. With a look out at the crowd he begins pummeling away at Price's head as the crowd chants along.
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
Reb winds up for number nine when from out of nowhere Price grabs him by the legs, lifts him up and then steps forward before dropping him with an atomic drop. Reb stumbles a bit and Price throws him right into the corner. Price now with rapid chops to the chest.
Zach Davis: My god Kenta Kobashi would be proud.
The referee finally steps in and gets some room between Price and Reb, who's chest resembles a cherry tomato. Price however is having none of it and pushes past the referee. He runs straight at Reb who quickly executes a drop toe hold that sends Price face first into the top turnbuckle. Price hits and staggers backward and Reb grabs him by the back of the head before taking him to the mat with a running bulldog. Reb now going to the corner and he hops up onto the second rope as Price starts to get up. Price is up and doubled over and Reb leaps off the second rope, connecting with a diving fist to the back of the head. Price drops to the mat and Reb goes for the first pin attempt of the match.
And Price quickly kicks out before the two count. Reb rolls off of Price and gets to his feet. Reb with a few quick stomps to the back before he pulls Price up to a vertical base and shoots him into the ropes. Price comes back and Reb telegraphs a back body drop. Price has the wherewithal to see it coming and leapfrogs over Reb before hitting the ropes on the other side. Price comes back and tries for a clothesline but Reb ducks it. Price spins back around and Reb catches him just under the chin with a standing dropkick. Price hits the mat and Reb again goes for the pin attempt.
And again Price kicks out before the two count.
Zach Davis: So far this match has been exactly what I was hoping for it to be Shannan. What a showing in the early going for these two.
Shannan Lerch: I expected nothing less Zach. Price and Reb have been doing this for years. They both know what it takes to put on a good match.
Reb back up to his feet, pulling Price up with him. Reb again shoots Price into the ropes and when he comes back, Reb slaps on a sleeper hold. The referee moves in to check in on Price who waves him off. Price trying to reach out for the ropes but he's dead center in the ring. Price now trying to get to the ropes, baby steps at a time. The referee keeps checking on Price who repeatedly waves him off.
Zach Davis: Normally I'd be against someone trying to out technically wrestle Jay Price, but Johnny Reb is doing a hell of a job right now at beating Price at his own game. He's got that sleeper hold locked in tight and Price is a ways from the ropes.
Price is slowly starting to fade and he drops to the mat on one knee as Reb continues to apply pressure. The referee moves in, checks in on Price and then raises his arm in the air. The referee lets go and the arm falls limp. The referee lifts it up once more and then let's go. The arm limply falls to the side.
Shannan Lerch: Could this be it for Price?
The referee raises it a third and final time and lets go. The arm drops...AND THEN FLIES RIGHT BACK UP! The crowd goes nuts as Price's other arm goes up into the air and he begins pushing himself back upright. Reb holds on tight as Price gets back up onto both feet and tries to shake him off.
Zach Davis: Price is up but he needs to get out of this sleeper hold in the worst way.
Reb now jumps up and wraps his legs around Price's midsection as he maintains the hold. Price, looking for a way out, eyes up the corner. He heads for it slowly, turns around and rams Reb's back into the corner. Reb feels it but his determination keeps the hold locked tight. Price takes a step forward and then rams himself back again and this time Reb loosens his grip just enough for Price to escape the sleeper. Reb holds himself up in the corner using the ropes as Price takes a step forward and then collapses onto the mat.
Shannan Lerch: Price escapes but you can just see how much energy was drained from him.
Reb eyes up Price and then hops up onto the top turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Reb going to the top rope, I think he's going for that shooting star elbow drop to put Price away.
Reb indeed does look to be going for Southern Discomfort when Price begins to roll out of the way and under the bottom rope. He drops to the arena floor as Reb hops out of the corner.
Shannan Lerch: Smart move there by Price to have the presence of mind to get out of the ring. If Reb had hit that elbow it would have been the match.
Price crawls over to the barricade and tries to pull himself up as Reb goes to the ropes. The referee steps in and blocks Reb's exit before beginning the ten count.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Price is up but on wobbily legs as he looks toward the referee in the ring.
Price begins to slowly make his way to the ring as Reb waits patiently.
Price slides in under the bottom rope just as the referee reaches nine. As soon as Price is in the ring, Reb is on him with a series of stomps. Reb now pulls Price up to his feet, grabs him by the head and snaps off the facebreaker DDT.
Shannan Lerch: What a DDT! This could be it!
Reb looks like he's going for the pin but then he eyes up the corner.
Zach Davis: No Shannan, Reb knows it's going to take a little more to keep Price down for the count.
Reb walks over to the corner and leaps up to the top rope. Reb then leaps off with Southern Discomfort and hits the elbow square on Price's chest. Reb now with the cover.
"Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers as Reb rolls off of Price and gets to his feet. The crowd cheers approvingly as the referee raises Reb's hand in victory.
Shannan Lerch: And Johnny Reb gets the big win over Jay Price tonight. You have to wonder if Doc Henry was watching and what he thinks.
Zach Davis: I don't know Shannan, but what a match. Reb looked as good as ever and you can just tell he's ready for Explosion.
Reb celebrates a bit more as Price rolls out of the ring and heads for the back. Slam fades out to commercial as Reb climbs the turnbuckles, arms raised in victory.
Lights? Cut out. "Locust" by Machine Head? Playing over the PA. The crowd? Going fucking nuts. Red and dark green lights swirl about the arena until Corey Black steps out from the backstage area. He's wearing a black hoodie, obviously the hood up, baggy cargo style camo pants, and black Chucks. He walks down the aisle slapping hands on his way down. Corey rolls into the ring and throws the devil horns into the air to an obviously massive reaction. A mic is tossed in from the ringside area.
Corey Black: OooOoooOdin Balfore. Every single time I try to take some time off, your big ass always decides to powerbomb me straight to another company. Last time you pulled this junk, I came back for your head. I took your World Championship at One and assisted in taking you out for months at XIII. And now, after passing the torch to Jonny Fly, on my way to spend at least nine months in Japan and with IWF, you again foil what was supposed to be a great night for myself and the WCF fans.
Booing from the crowd. An "Odin is a wizard" chant starts up, much to the delight of CD.
Corey Black: A challenge was thrown down for Explosion. Odin claimed if I did not accept, then I fear him. Ha, laughable. I've cut you down three times now. There's nothing left to prove. As far as Explosion goes, I humbly decline. Not because you're big and bad, not because I'll be in New York City wrestling for IWF, but because I am through wrestling in WCF for 2012. No bullshit contract negotiations, nothing like I am a washed up nobody, but because 2012 will be WCF's growth period. We've been in a spiral for a while, and just now have the new talent roster to rebuild. Stars will be made this year, and I will not be the guy that denies them greatness. I have another job. I don't need to be here holding people down.
XIII will still take place. I have a very special main event in mind, too. It's just a little more than a month away, but we'll cross that bridge when we arrive there. Keep checking WCF.com and Twitter, I'll have an announcement soon enough.
At this very moment, I am number one contender for the Heavyweight Championship in IWF. I will headline their next internet pay-per-view against a man that has caused me a TON of grief in the last few months. A hell of a lot more than Odin friggin' Balfore, that's for sure. It's not that I don't think WCF is good enough.. it's that WCF doesn't need me right now. This influx of new talent can take 2012 to grow as wrestlers and WCF stars. They can have their light, because come 2013 when I do return to this ring, they'll need the experience.
Speaking of my return, I will not be wrestling one sanctioned match in WCF until One next year. I know, I know, it's ridiculous and The Rock just pulled the same shit, but he was off doing movies. I am honing my craft. It's no secret that in the last six months I went from being the best WCF has ever seen, to one of the best the WORLD has ever seen. I'll return better, stronger, faster. So, Odin, if you want me so bad.. New York City is just North of here. Come find me, motherfucker.
Corey drops the mic, grinning. The WCF fans give him a mixed reaction as he leaves the WCF arena for presumably the final time for quite a while.
Zach Davis: Well, ladies and gentlemen we come to our main event, of the evening.
Shannan Lerch: This one should be a doozie!!
Zach Davis: A doozie?!
Shannan Lerch: A knock down drag out ass kicker!! I gaureentee this one won't stay in the ring!! In fact, this match alone will be worth what the fans paid for the tickets!!
Zach Davis: I understand we have Hank Brown, backstage.
The camera angle changes, with the cameraman backstage with Hank Brown.
Hank Brown: Zach and Shannan, at this moment I have with me.... <ugh!!> OOF!!
Hank is shoved aside to the left viewpoint of the viewer. He was shoved in a violent manner, that caused the diminutive interviewer fly sideways in a very comical way. The crowd laughs. As you hear, but don't see Hank Brown landing hard in a pile of random metal stuff and boxes.
Hank Brown: Oh my. I think I've soiled myself.
Oblivion looks at a fallen Hank with a vicous stare. Then, out of the blue, The Pet comes screaming out and hits the backstage cameraman with a flying kick to the face. After taking time to pose with his pale thin, unmuscular body he grabs the camera and pans it to his master, Oblivion. The God of Insanity looks with a cold distant stare, while tilting IT's head from side to side. The crowd cheers loudly.
Oblivion: Hello, Meatsacks!!
Oblivion: Here in a few minutes, Hell will breakthrough and The WCF Arena will be left in shambles!! Our opponents don't deserve to have their names mentioned. They are nothing but dead bodies walking. Living Zombies!! Zombie Man, the invitation still stands. Walk away and join us. We are the truth, while the rest of this disgusting existence we all call reality spews out nothing but a bastardized version of the truth. The Angels of Death holds the key. We are THE TRUTH and anything else are nothing but lies!! It's time you live as your name calls for....ZOMBIE MAN!! Franklin the Bitch!! You are already on Oblivion's shit list!! It will be a glorious blessing to see you laid out, with your abdomen ripped open and Oblivion's children feeding on the disgusting matter you call your guts!! But, since that is a warped vision from yours truly, IT guesses IT will accept just seeing you gasping for air and you just bleeding out, slowly. Wondering if you will be able to attempt simple tasks, such as walking, talking or even taking a piss!! Too over the top, for you to fathom?! Expand your mind and you will understand that anything is possible!! Now, it's time for everyone to hold on to your personal property. Oblivion is about to mention Who he needs not to be mentioned!! That son of bitch!!! That no good motherfu-....
Hank Brown comes running and puts his hand over the mouth of Oblivion.
Crowd: Shut your mouth!!
The Dark One looks pissed off at Hank Brown, before bitch slapping, back handing Hank Brown backwards.
Oblivion: That bitch!! That right!! The Hardcore Champion is nothing more than sniveling little bitch!! The time is slowly approaching us, Champ!! It will be time where you will be put in your place!! All the talking. All the gesturing. All the mind games will come to a screeching halt. But, tonight we will give The WCF Galaxy a lil taste. The title is coming back home with it's rightful owner and that's....
Oblivion holds up the mic.
Oblivion: You claim you have been dominating Oblivion. But, the truth really is Oblivion has been dominating you!! Each time you breathe. Each time you cough or even sneeze, you feel it deep throughout your body!! Look at your deep scars. The ones Oblivion carved into your head!! Oblivion has given you more Hell than anyone else has in WCF history!! You have nightmares about Oblivion!! Screw the boogeyman!! Oblivion controls your dreams!! Tonight, this match will be nothing more than a dreadful nightmare!! Nothing more than a set-up for the real shit to come. Champ, your nightmares are slowly becoming a reality and tonight, they will slowly will come to life. With that....
A half dozen members of the newly transformed Gathering stomps in. They snarling beast grabs the camera and screams out....
The Gathering: YOU.... CAN.... CHOKE.... ON THAT!!!
The Vixens, with Melissa in the lead, skips in and looks deep into the camera and shrieks out, along with the crowd....
The crowd/The Vixens: BI-ITCHEE-E-EESS-S-S!!
Oblivion stares deep into the camera, right before dropping the mic.
Shannan Lerch: Well...
Zach Davis: Yea, wow!!
"Won't Back Down" by Eminem blares on the PA. On the right side of the stage there is a bike ramp that extends just about to the middle of the Titan Tron. On top of the bike ramp, is Jeff Purse. He is sitting on his bike, looking out upon the crowd. He throws one hand in the air. The crowd cheers.
You can sound the alarm
At this point, he sets off down the ramp. Directly across is another ramp on the left side of the stage, which Purse heads for. The crowd begins to stand up, keeping their eyes directly on Jeff Purse.
Cadillac Sevilles, Coupe Devilles
Purse flies up the other ramp, launching off of it. He pulls off a small back flip, rides down the rest of the ramp, and comes to a screeching halt in the center of the stage. He gets off the motorcycly and hits the kickstands with his right boot. He looks out, smiles, and throws his arms in the air. Red and Blue pyros explode behind him
"I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill
He starts off down the ramp as Kari joins him, slapping five with fans, walking very casually but at a quick pace. When he gets to the ring he jumps up on the apron and quickly makes his way in through the middle rope, while Kari walks around the outside, pumping up the crowd. Jeff stands in the center of the ring, "air guns" a corner, pyros shoot out of it. He subsequently does that for every other corner, pyros of red and white shooting out every time. He looks down the ramp, for his tag team partners.
"Orion" by Metallica begins to play. The Angels of Death symbol flashes onto the Titan tron. The music slowly fades in, as the drums and the guitars gets louder. Lazers flash as smoke begins to fill the entrance ramp. Night Rider and Oblivion walks onto the entrance ramp. The crowd cheers, as they look around The WCF Arena. As the music kicks up, They begin to walk down the ramp. As the two get closer, to the ring, they seperate and go to seperate corners. They climb up, while still outside the ring, point out to the crowd. The music continues to blare, as the crowd continues to cheer. As the music fades out, they jump into the ring. Pyro explodes around the ring.
Shannan Lerch: That's one half, of this much anticipated main event...
"Never Gonna Stop" blasts through the PA as Zombie McMorris makes his way onto the stage all pumped up. they crowd cheers, as McMorris hops on the balls of his toes. He shakes his arms out as Zombie rushes the ring as the music kicks up. Sliding into the ring he makes it across the ring. McMorris steps on the bottom rope and points to the crowd before making his way to the corner turn buckle and pointing to them again, while beating his chest in excitement.
Ghosts N Stuff by deadmau5 featuring Rob Swire begins to play. The thumps of the beat begins to rattle The Arena, as red and black strobe lights begins to flash. Mr. FPV appears from the curtains. The crowd cheers for the United States Champion and co-holder of the Tag Team Championship. He bolts down the ramp, highfiving the nearby crowd, on his way to the ring. Mr. FPV slides under the bottom ringrope, as he enters into the ring. FPV climbs to one of the turnbuckles and fistbumps to the music. Majority, of the crowd, fistbumbs, to the music, along with Mr. FPV. He goes to the other turnbuckles, fistbumping to the music. The United States Champion moves to the center, of the ring and sits in the lotus position.
Shannan Lerch: Typical stuff from Mr. FPV.
Zach Davis: You can see the crowd are slowly getting out of their seats. The WCF Hardcore Champion is about to make his way to the ring.
Change by Deftones begins to play, as the crowd boos loudly.
Shannan Lerch: By the thunderous boos, here comes the hardcore champion.
The crowd boos even louder.
Zach Davis: The Hardcore Champion must have something up his devious sleeves. In the meantime, we have Jeff Purse and Zombie McMorris starting off the match.
Purse and McMorris circle the ring, as they shake hands. the crowd claps for the display of good sportsmanship, right before the slam into each other. They lock up with a collar and elbow tie up.
Shannan Lerch: McMorris has considerable size difference with Jeff Purse.
McMorris uses his size difference as he pushes Purse into the corner. The two struggle in the corner, trying gain an upper hand. Tempers begin to heat up.
Zach Davis: WCF Senior Referee Stanley Moser steps in, as the two competitors separates cleanly.
McMorris raises up his arms, as he walks backwards, slightly smirking. Purse walks out, from the corner quickly and slaps both hands onto the chest of Zombie McMorris.
McMorris turns his head, to the right, smiling with a sarcastic smirk.
Zombie McMorris slaps the face of Jeff Purse. That entices Jeff Purse to take a swing at McMorris, who ducks. Purse's body swings around. McMorris grabs Purse and....
Shannan Lerch: Inverted suplex!!
Purse scrambles back to a corner. With his back to the bottom turnbuckle and his head resting against the middle turnbuckle, McMorris rushes in and begins to stomp a mud hole into Jeff Purse. Purse tries to defend himself, but ends up receiving several stomps by Zombie McMorris. McMorris turns away from Purse to raise his arms to the cheering crowd.
Crowd: ZOMBIE!! ZOMBIE!! ZOMBIE!! ZOMBIE!!
Zach Davis: Zombie McMorris is wasting too much time!!
That gave Jeff Purse the perfect opportunity to leap up. As McMorris turns around, the crowd cheers loudly and....
Shannan Lerch: Jeff Purse hits Zombie McMorris with a spinning heel kick!!
Purse picks up McMorris and tosses him into the ropes.
McMorris uses his size difference and reverses the Irish whipo and proceeds to toss Jeff Purse into the ropes...
Zach Davis: THE BIG BOOT!!
Purse has his face smashed in, with the big boot by Zombie. McMorris picks up Purse, who quickly hits McMorris with a dropkick. McMorris only stumbles back a couple of feet.
Shannan Lerch: Purse hits a second dropkick, that time hits McMorris right square in the face.
McMorris tried to block the dropkick with his hands, but it didn't go exactly like he wanted it. McMorris ended up falling to the mat. Purse takes the perfect opportunity, to use his speed. He runs off towards the ropes and springboard off the ropes and....
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse hits Zombie McMorris with a springboard moonsault. Jeff Purse goes for the pin...
Stanley Moser slides in to make the count.
Purse gets up and for a second, looks down at McMorris. Purse runs to a nearby corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Shannan Lerch: Jeff Purse is taking a chance here.
Zach Davis: That's why they call it risk-taking!!
Purse faces away from the ring. He leaps into the air...
Shannan Lerch: Moonsault!!
Zach Davis: Picture perfect moonsault!!
Flashes from cameras fill out the arena. Purse floats into the air, right before slamming down....
Shannan Lerch: Jeff Purse misses with the moonsault!!
McMorris picks up Purse and tosses him into a corner. McMorris walks over and grabs Purse.
Zach Davis: What does this monster, of a man, have in mind?!
McMorris props up Purse onto the top turnbuckle.
McMorris hits two quick right fists to the head of Jeff Purse. McMorris climbs up the turnbuckles, while assisting Jeff Purse to the top turnbuckle. The crowd begin to stand up with their cameras ready. McMorris pops Purse in the midsection, before....
Cameras flashes as McMorris grabs Jeff Purse and they fall back, as McMorris executes an almost perfect superplex!!
Shannan Lerch: That shook the ring!!
McMorris slowly gets up.
Zach Davis: I think that took a lot out of Zombie McMorris too.
Zombie McMorris stands up, while grabbing Jeff Purse...
Shannan Lerch: OUT OF NOWHERE... ENZUIGIRI BY JEFF PURSE!!
Purse slowly crawls, but leaps into the air....
Zach Davis: Purse leaps....
Shannan Lerch: He makes the tag to....
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion!!
The big man runs over to Zombie McMorris and proceed to pound the living Hell out of McMorris. Oblivion picks up McMorris....
Zach Davis: The crowd is going absolutely crazy, as Oblivion tosses McMorris into the ropes...
Shannan Lerch: A hu-u-uge back body drop!!
Oblivion bounces off the ropes and...
Zach Davis: Oblivion lands with big, huge splash!! Oblivion makes the cover!!
As the referee slides in to make the count, Mr. FPV comes in to stop the count...
Shannan Lerch: HERE COMES NIGHT RIDER!!
Night Rider hits a flying clothesline on Mr.FPV. Rider grabs Mr. FPV and tosses him into the corner HARD, which causes him bounce off the turnbuckles. As Mr. FPV bounces off the corner, Rider runs behind him and hits him with a bulldog. Referee Moser steps in and begin to order Night Rider out of the ring. Oblivion notices that the referee was interrupted, so the madman stands up and see what was wrong. As Oblivion and Night Rider argues with Stanley Moser, Mr. FPV gets out of the way and Zombie McMorris stands up, slowly. As the referee gets Night Rider out of the ring. Mr. FPV clips Oblivion, as Zombie McMorris spins Oblivion around and....
Zach Davis: WORLD TOUR '69!!!
McMorris hits Oblivion with a double arm spike ddt. The referee turns around as McMorris walks over to Mr. FPV and tags him in.
“Change” by Deftones suddenly hits the speakers and the crowd is on its feet. Gravedigger bursts from backstage, running full speed down the ramp.
Shannan Lerch: Holy shit!! Here comes Gravedigger!!
Gravedigger slides into the ring and in one motion is up on his feet and spears Oblivion out through the ropes to the outside, both men rolling into the barricades. The crowd goes nuts as the two men starts pounding away at each other. Gravedigger’s eyes are about to pop out of his head as he wails on Oblivion over and over. Oblivion isn’t holding anything back and the two men keep hitting each other with thunderous rights and lefts. Gravedigger finally clotheslines Oblivion over the barricade and out into the crowd.
Zach Davis: These two madmen are fighting in the crowd.
Shannan Lerch: Meanwhile, Zombie McMorris and Mr. FPV charges at Jeff Purse and Night Rider.
All four men throw fists and boots!! Night Rider grabs McMorris and...
Zach Davis: Belly to belly suplex!!
Mr. FPV grabs Jeff Purse and tosses him into the air...
Shannan Lerch: That looked painful!!
The US Champion tosses Purse into the air and Purse lands on both knees of Mr. FPV!!
Zach Davis: DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER!!
Gravedigger and Oblivion continue to fight in the crowd. Gravedigger grabs Oblivion and proceeds to throw him into some chairs. The sound of chairs being crashed into, rattles The WCF Arena!! Gravedigger slowly and methodically stalks his hated opponent. Gravedigger gets close to pick up Oblivion....
Shannan Lerch: BLUE HAZE MIST!!
Zach Davis: Gravedigger is blinded by the spew of blue mist.
Stanley Moser is dealing with the chaos that was in the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is the legal man, for his team.
Zach Davis: But he seems preoccupied with Gravedigger!!
Night Rider hits Mr. FPV with a double sledgehammer smash with his two fists. Mr. FPV is picked up....
Zach Davis: Clothesline by Rider!
Karate chop by Rider!!
Shannan Lerch: Night Rider continues his onslaught with a shoulder block!!
Zombie McMorris and Jeff Purse charge at each other. McMorris uses Purse's momentum and presses him into the air.
Zach Davis: Tremendous strength by McMorris!!
With Purse in the air, McMorris walks around, looking as if he was about to toss him over the top rope. But, instead of tossing Jeff Purse over, McMorris just thrusts Jeff Purse into the air and drops him behind him.
Shannan Lerch: This match IS everywhere!!
Gravedigger continues to struggle with his sight, when Oblivion checks to see if Stanley Moser was distracted and HE WAS!!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion just slammed a chair across the skull of the Hardcore Champion.
Shannan Lerch: It seems that Gravedigger has been lacerated by that chair shot!!
As a small amount of blood starts to slowly trickle down the nose of Gravedigger...
Zach Davis: What is Oblivion doing?
Oblivion walks over to a fan, who is drinking a beer from a bottle.
Shannan Lerch: Are they serving beer in bottle in The WCF Arena? I thought they would serve beer in plastic cups.
Oblivion approaches the beer drinking fan, who stands in fear. Oblivion grabs the bottle of beer and wipes the bottle with the fan's shirt and takes a drink from the bottle. As Gravedigger approaches Oblivion...
Zach Davis: Oblivion spewed beer into the face of Gravedigger!!
Glass shatters, as beer sprays everywhere. The nearby fans scatter out of the way!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion just shattered a beer bottle over the head of Gravedigger!!
Gravedigger's face is covered in beer, blue mist and now blood. The Hardcore Champion stumbles around...
Zach Davis: WHAT THE HELL?!? Adrian is running through the crowd!!
Shannan Lerch: Adrian just clobbered Oblivion. he grabs both Oblivion and Gravedigger and he is dragging both to the security railing and tosses them both over the railing.
Adrian hops over the railing and grabs the both again. He drags them over to the ring. Both Adrian and Gravedigger both double team on Oblivion. Oblivion blocks a shot from Adrian and the madman throws Adrian out of the way. The Dark One grabs for Gravedigger, who jabs a thumb into the left eye of Oblivion. Gravedigger decides to Irish whip Oblivion into the security railing....
Gravedigger arches his back as he crashes into the railing....
Zach Davis: Damn it!!! Adrian hits Oblivion!!
Adrian kicks Oblivion in the mid-section...
Adrian hits Oblivion with a ddt, ringside. The crowd roars!!
Shannan Lerch: Stanley Moser just caught Adrian interfere and has ordered him to leave ringside!!
Adrian just hops over the security railing and disappears into the crowd. The referee has order in the match and has ordered everyone in their corners. McMorris tags in Mr. FPV, who leaves the ring and grabs Oblivion. The US Champion tosses Oblivion into the ring and makes a cover. The referee gets into position and makes the count....
Zach Davis: This could be it!!
Shannan Lerch: That's two!! I think we have ourselves a winner!!
The referee's hand comes barreling down...
Oblivion tosses Mr. FPV off of him. Oblivion quickly gets up and bolts over to Gravedigger and hocks a huge green spit loogie at him. That infuriates the Hardcore Champion, which makes him charge from his corner and at Oblivion!
Zach Davis: Stanley Moser stops Gravedigger in his track.
Oblivion continues to mock Gravedigger. In the meantime, Oblivion walks away and waits for Mr. FPV to stand up....
Shannan Lerch: ENZIGUIRI!!
The kick causes the US Champion to spin around. The ref still has a good grip on Gravedigger. As Mr. FPV spins around, Night Rider grabs for the US Champion and....
Zach Davis: Belly to Belly suplex!!
Shannan Lerch: What's Jeff Purse doing?
Jeff Purse climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flies off....
The crowd cheers loudly.
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse hits The Deflater 5-Star Frog Splash!!
Oblivion runs over and makes the pin attempt...
Zach Davis: That's two!!
Shannan Lerch: How in the Hell did Mr. FPV kick out of that?!
Zach Davis: The United States champ has heart!!
Gravedigger says something to Zombie McMorris, who then runs into the ring. But, the referee stops him. With that distraction, Gravedigger grabs Oblivion and places The Monster over his shoulder and drops to a sitting position causing their head to impact on the mat.
Shannan Lerch: SON IF A BITCH!! Gravedigger just nailed Oblivion with The Death Driver!!
Gravedigger places Mr. FPV on top of Oblivion. Zombie McMorris leaves the ring and the referee sees the pin attempt...
Zach Davis: Stanley Moser gets into position....
Gravedigger looks amazed as Oblivion kicks out of the pin!! The WCF Arena rocks with thunderous cheers!! Mr. FPV stands up and grabs Oblivion...
Zach Davis: BRAINBUSTER!!
Mr.FPV walks over to Oblivion and stares down at him and applies the STF onto Oblivion@@
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is writhing around in pain. The Monster is too far away from the ropes.
Gravedigger, while still standing on the ring apron, puts his upper body through the top and middle ring ropes and begins to scream at Oblivion!! The Monster is facing up at his hated rival....
Gravedigger: THAT'S RIGHT OBLIVION!! SCREAM LIKE A BITCH!! YOU'RE DONE!! FINISHED!! THE MEN IN WHITE ARE COMING FOR YOU!! I'M GONNA LOCK YOU UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!!
Oblivion shake with anger!!
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Jeff Purse and Night Rider!!
The two jump on Mr. FPV. They drag Oblivion over to their corner. Night Rider tags in.
Zach Davis: Here comes in the big man, Night Rider.
Mr. FPV tags in Gravedigger, who charges at Rider.
Night Rider knocks the hardcore champion down with a clothesline!!
Shannan Lerch: Dropkick!!
Zach Davis: Another clothesline!!
Shannan Lerch: Another dropkick!!
Gravedigger gets up very quickly, as Night Rider charges at Gravedigger...
Zach Davis: Thumb to the eye!!
Shannan Lerch: RESPECTO!!
Gravedigger hits a modified STO. The Hardcore Champion runs to a nearby corner and.....
Zach Davis: Death from Above frog splash!!
Gravedigger grabs Night Rider and tosses him into his own corner.
Shannan Lerch: What's The Hardcore Champion doing?
Gravedigger points in the direction of Oblivion!
Shannan Lerch: I guess that answers my question. As Oblivion enters the ring, he taps the chest of IT's partners, Night Rider and Jeff Purse. All three enter the ring, as does Mr. FPV and Zombie McMorris. There is an awkward silence, as the crowd just sits and looks at the crowd.
Zach Davis: Oh my God, you can hear a pin drop in the WCF Arena!!
After a short stare down, Stanley Moser just gets out of the way and leans against a corner. All six men just roar out, which ignites the crowd into cheering very loudly!! All six men charge at each other, as they collide, the WCF Arena seems to shift an inch off it's foundation. All six competitors collide, in the center of the ring. Mr. FPV faces off against Jeff Purse. Zombie McMorris faces off against Night Rider and Oblivion faces off against Gravedigger.
Shannan Lerch: This match has gotten out of control and Stanley Moser seems to not to care. He's letting them go at it!!
Purse grabs the US Champion, but Mr. FPV hits him with a vertical suplex. Mr. FPV runs towards the ropes and flies into the air with a legdrop.
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse moved out of the way!!
Purse kicks Mr. FPV's chest.
Shannan Lerch: Jeff Purse hits Mr. FPV with an enziguiri!!
Zombie McMorris and Night Rider collide into each other. Rider grabs for McMorris, but was thwarted off by McMorris....
Zombie McMorris kicks Night Rider in the mid-section and nails him with a gut-wrench powerbomb!!
Zach Davis: Axe Wound!!
Oblivion grabs for Gravedigger and tosses him into the ropes. But Gravedigger reverses it, tagging sending Oblivion to the ropes. Jeff Purse tags himself in.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes the former Tag Team Champ!
Purse comes in and Clotheslines Gravedigger down!, GD gets up and tags in Zombie McMorris. Zombie comes in and runs at Purse, ducks a Clothesline, kicks him in the gut and hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb out of nowhere!
Zach Davis: Axe Wound! Out of nowhere!
Shannan Lerch: Zombie McMorris gets the win for his team!
Zombie stands up and gets his arm raised. Gravedigger, from the apron, smirks.
Zach Davis: Welp, Gravedigger's team was able to beat the Angels of Death team.. what a win!
Shannan Lerch: And you've gotta know that Zombie McMorris has his eye on the Internet Title.
Zach Davis: What a chaotic match this was!
Slam fades to black with Gravedigger watching Oblivion while Zombie McMorris celebrates in the ring.