The cameras are outside of the arena taking a look at security which has been beefed up tonight to prevent Famine of the Vile from coming in. They are all standing ready to make sure they keep him out.
Also in the parking garage of the WCF Arena. A black 1969 Camaro zl1 pulls into the arena and into an empty space. The driver's side door opens and out steps Jay Price, decked out in an all black three piece suit and a pair of dark sunglasses. The PA crowd can be heard going nuts in the arena at the sight of Price. He can hear them all the way in the parking garage and a hint of a smile can be seen. He then reaches back into the car and pulls out the WCF World Title and one of the WCF Tag Titles and slings each over one of his shoulders, bringing an even louder reaction from the crowd. He then looks over and spies the cameraman lurking in the shadows.
Jay Price: It's gonna be one hell of a night.
And with that, he shuts the door to his car and the show cuts to the opening video. We head back inside as Drunk and Crazy by Mogwai hits and we go to the announcers.
Zach Davis: I'm just going to say it. Jay Price is our new World Champion.
Shannan Lerch: ..sigh.
Zach Davis: I have no idea what is going to happen with that, XIII was crazy. You guys saw it, I'm not going to go over it now. Wow.
Shannan Lerch: Welp we've got a fun show tonight, People's Title on the line between Night Rider and Greenfever!
Zach Davis: Mulisha explodes! Steeltoe Joe and Nic Daniels are teaming up to face Tek and Eric Price, wow. Never thought I'd see that.
Shannan Lerch: TV Title on the line! Zombie and NvL!
Zach Davis: Hardcore match, thats pretty scary, Oblivion and Masters versus the Unstable Elements. Eep.
Shannan Lerch: The Weed Homies are facing the ToT... Logan loves the ganja, so hm. Hope he doesn't get himself fired.
Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight and Ayria Adams team up to face Domestik Disturbance! Hot damn, lots of fun tag matches.
Shannan Lerch: Four way, much to the chagrin of Atreyu I'm sure. Him against Spector and Archer and Cash.
Zach Davis: And in our opener, the Prototype, Stuart Slane, and Devon D'Andre team up to take on Apathy, Al Envy, and Ryan Elias. Whoo!
Shannan Lerch: Alas, I bet that prick Jay Price is going to start the show-
The lights in the arena cut out, instantly bringing a buzz to the sold out Reading crowd. The jumbotron flickers to life with a snowy picture before switching to a countdown similar to what you saw in movie theaters years ago.
The buzz from the crowd intensifies as they're getting ready for something big.
Over 15,000 are on their feet, millions more at home leaning forward on their couches, all of them ready to see what's coming.
The jumbotron flickers off and the arean is once again plunged into total darkness. The crowd waits with anticipation.
"Consider the Fly swatted."
The crowd explodes with a massive pop as pyro shoots off from the ends of the stage and from all four turnbuckles. "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold hits the speakers, but you'd be lucky to be able to hear it in the arena if you were there. A strobe light effect hits the stage, causing a few epileptic fans to collapse.
Crowd: JAY FUCKING PRICE! JAY FUCKING PRICE! JAY FUCKING PRICE!
Zach Davis: And this crowd here in Reading is going nuts!
Shannan Lerch: Meh, I've heard bigger pops.
The crowd noise only intensifies as Jay Price finally walks out onto the stage, taking his time as he soaks in the cheers.
Zach Davis: And there he is! The man who defeated Jonny Fly at XIII to win the WCF World Heavyweight Title, Jay Price!
Price has the WCF Tag Title thrown over his left shoulder but the WCF World Title is noticeably absent. He basks in the crowd reaction for a few more seconds before he finally begins to head down the ramp toward the ring.
Crowd: WORLD FUCKING CHAMP! WORLD FUCKING CHAMP! WORLD FUCKING CHAMP!
Price wears a grin on his face the whole time he walks down the ramp and then up the ring steps. He steps through the ropes and walks out to the center of the ring where Kyle Steel hands him a microphone before exiting the ring. Price's music finally fades out and the arena lights come back on as Price pulls off his sunglasses and tucks him into the pocket of his suit jacket. He raises the microphone up and starts to speak when the crowd breaks out in yet another cheer.
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Shannan Lerch: Not the most original crowd we have hear tonight.
Zach Davis: Oh shush Shannan, let the people have their fun. They've waited a long time to see Price finally standing in the ring as WCF Champion.
Price lowers the microphone as the crowd continues chanting. After a few moments he finally raises his hand for them to hush, and then he raises the microphone back up.
Jay Price: Two days ago at XIII I walked into my match against Jonny Fly as the epitome of a longshot. The oddsmakers in Vegas had me as such a longshot that nobody in the country wanted to even take a chance on betting on me. Nobody...except for me of course. Because you see I knew I was going to be walking out of XIII as the new WCF World Champion. I knew it because I was willing to do whatever it took to take the title from Fly and give some credability back to the belt.
Massive pop from the crowd.
Jay Price: None of you, not one single person in this arena or at home, thought I could do it. All along the only thing you people said was that "Jay Price can't win the big one", or "The World Title is Price's kryptonite". For two and a half fucking years I've had to hear that bullshit from everyone around me. and now, all I have to say to you people is....KISS THE RING BITCHES.
Shannan Lerch: The people over at the FCC are going to have a field day handing out fines for this one.
Jay Price: To each and every single one of you naysayers out there who said I could never do it, that I'd never make it to the top of WCF, take a good, hard look at the man standing in the ring, because I am the WCF World Heavyweight Champion. This is my ring, my company and I am never, ever going to lose it. I have waited far too long for this moment. The moment when I could stand right here in the center of this ring, my arm raised in the air, and listening to Kyle Steel announce me as the NEW WCF World Heavyweight Champion. And for all of you that missed it, you're about to get another look.
Price lowers the microphone to his side as the lights in the arena again drop. A sole spotlight comes on and shines down on Price in the center of the ring as Kyle Steel enters. From the rafters above, the WCF World Heavyweight Title is lowered slowly as dramatic music plays over the speakers.
Shannan Lerch: Well now this is just too much. I get that he's excited over winning the belt, but to put the fans through all of this? It's a little over the top in my opinion.
Zach Davis: People don't watch for your opinion Shannan, they just like to see how low your top is.
The title belt finally reaches ring level and Kyle Steel removes it from the cable from which it hung. He tries to hand it to Price, but Price shakes his head and tells him something which is inaudible to the cameras. Steel shakes his head no and again tries to hand Price the title. Price takes a step forward and again tells Steel something that is inaudible. Steel drops his head in shame and then steps behind Price. Price raises his arms above his head in victory as Steel is forced to place the belt around Price's waist. Steel then tries to leave the ring but Price catches his arm and pulls him back. Price then shoves the microphone into Steel's chest and tells him to announce it again. Steel hesitates for a moment and then raises the microphone.
Kyle Steel: Your winner and the NEW WCF World Heavyweight Champion.....Jay Price.
Kyle hands the microphone back over to Price and again turns to leave. Price catches his arm, spins him back around and then nails The Downfall. Price then stands back up and brushes some of the dust from his jacket.
Jay Price: Now then, in regards to the former champion Jonny Fly, the way I see it you now move to the back of the line. You had your fifteen minutes of fame here in the WCF and then, just as I said would happen, the spotlight that's been shining on you finally blew out. At Aftermath I'm going to handle Sarah Twilight and then, I'm going to kick back and relax as the rest of the roster fights amongst themselves trying to figure out who will be the next victim of a most unfortunate Downfall. I don't care who it is, but I do know that they will be a much better challenge than a scared little bitch like Jonny Fly. And I will be right there, ready to go against whoever it is, and not taking to Twitter or WCF.com complaining about where or when I have to defend this title. I am a fighter, and I will defend this title against anybody in this company and I will win.
Price pauses as he watches Steel finally start to stir and roll out of the ring.
Jay Price: I will win because as I said, I've waited far too long for this moment to see it vanish. Week in and week out I've busted my ass, left puddles of sweat and blood in the ring and gave everything I've had inside of me to get to where I'm standing now, and to take it all away from me, somebody is going to have to kill me.
Big pop from the crowd. It's obvious they respect the hard work Price has put in.
Jay Price: Now then, with all the serious shit having been said, what's say we fucking party?
Price tosses the microphone out of the ring as his music again hits the speakers. The arena is shook as a massive amount of pyro goes off from the stage, around the jumbotron and from all four ring posts. Confetti, streamers and balloons begin to fall from the roof as Price stands proudly in the center of the ring, listening to the crowds cheers. He then turns and waves to Zach Davis, who takes off his headset and enters the ring with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand. Zach hands off the bottle to Price, who opens the top and takes a hefty swig. He then offers it to Zach, but when he reaches for it, Price pulls it back and instead hits him with The Downfall. Price gets back up to his feet, picks up the bottle from the ring, and finishes off the the little bit that didn't spill. The show fades out to commercial as Price exits the ring and hops the barricade to continue the party with the fans.
Zach Davis: Wait, look up there. Is that? How the hell did he manage to get into the building? The outside of the arena is wall to walls security!
Shannan Lerch: I don't know but you gotta give the man credit. He sure is a crafty sumbitch!
The camera focuses in on Famine who is up in the rafters looking down before we head back to the ring.
“Follow Me, Boys!” plays as Stuart Slane marches out from the back, silently mouthing the lyrics to his theme as he heads down the ramp. He does a circuit around the outside of the ring before climbing the steps and entering. After some last minute old timey calisthenics,The Scoutmaster goes his corner. He hands his hat and sash off to a WCF stagehand and assumes a fighting position.
Kyle Steel: The following trios team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Grant, Iowa, he is WCF’s Scoutmaster, Stuart SLAAAANE!
Zach Davis: So Shannan, what do you think of one of the WCF’s newest signees?
Shannan Lerch: What, you mean this clown? I think he’s has a very keen touch with his scouts. I mean, look at him!
Zach Davis: That’s not nice, Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: Well, it’s probably true! Don’t all scoutmasters touch the private parts of the kids in their troop?
Zach Davis: No! That’s sickening and just plain wrong!
Shannan Lerch: So all that when I was a girl scout was... DAMMIT!
Metallica St Anger blares over the speakers at the crowded arena. Prototype then emerges from the locker room and screams to the heavens before charging to the ring like a blood thirsty warrior. Once in the ring he stands on the turnbuckle pumps his chest with his fist and points to the fans who cheer their approval.
Kyle Steel: And his tag team partner, from Charlotte, North Carolina, THE PROTOTYPE!
Zach Davis: Now this man looks vicious. I would hate to step into the ring against him.
Shannan Lerch: Why is that, Zach?
Zach Davis: Uhh...
Shannan Lerch: Oh, right.
It's just another lonely night that I can't sleep. -- You know it's scary. -- How much I need you lying next to me. -- I've dug a hole that I can't seem to climb out from. -- So much to carry but I won't stop until I know it's done. -- And it was harder than I ever expected. -- Although I seemed so calm and collected. -- I think I'm still recovering. -- Trying to find a way to just stop digging.
The lights flash quickly as Devon walks confidently out onto the stage before kneeling at the apex of the ramp. His arms stretched out as his head falls back, the hood falling off, revealing his cold, steely eyes. The sure sick grin obscured by the half mask. The fans offer a mixed reaction as he eggs them on, literally begging them for more.
Kyle Steel: And their partner, from Chicago, Illinois, he is Devon D’AAAAANNNDREEE!
Out of control, I'm getting closer. -- To the end of the road. -- I know that I'm going where I'm not supposed to go. -- I don't care what they say anymore. -- Out of control, I'm getting closer. -- Nothing to hold. -- I know I'm going where I'm not supposed to go. -- I don't care what they say anymore.
Rising back up to his feet, he slowly makes his way down the ramp, a certain swagger to his walk. A few fans boo him, a few others, he slaps high fives with, all the way down to the ringside area.
Zach Davis: Look at that arrogant strut! He’s a newbie! He shouldn’t be that confident about anything!
Shannan Lerch: Come on, Zach, give the guy some credit! He got signed, didn’t he?
Here comes another lonely night that I can't sleep. -- You know it's scary to think. -- How much you know about me. -- Sometimes I think we're making terrible mistakes. -- Are we just working our way up to another heartbreak. -- And it was harder than I ever expected. -- Although I seemed so calm and collected. -- I think I'm still recovering. -- Trying to find a way just to stop digging.
Grabbing the bottom rope, he pulls himself up to the apron and into the ring. As the lights come up and the song fades out, he takes the mask off, tossing it into the crowd. After taking the jacket off, he drops it at the ringside.
Kyle Steel: And their opponents, first...
"Dance with the Devil" by Breaking Benjamin hits the speakers. Al Envy confidently walks down the ramp and before he enters ring climbs to second turnbuckle and stares into the crowd and at his opponents. He then climbs down and springboards into the ring.
Kyle Steel: He is from Fort Worth, Texas, and is WCF’s one and only, The Show Stealer, Al ENNNNNVYYY!
Zach Davis: Al Envy looks focused and ready for this one.
Shannan Lerch: But how well it work? His so-called stable, The Business, is seemingly imploding as of late, and after announcing who he’d be teaming with in the trios tournament last week, they changed it up, and now Al Envy is teaming with Hunter Valentyne and Johnny Stylez, instead of his partners tonight.
The arena plunges into darkness as the opening instrumental begins to play. After about twenty seconds, the arena turns blue as a pyro explodes on the stage, Ryan Elias emerging through the smoke of the pyro. Wearing a large smile, he makes his way to the ring, occasionally stopping to flirt with the women at ringside, all the while making sure to show off his well formed physique.
Kyle Steel: And his partner, he is from Las Vegas, Nevada, Ryan EEEELIAS!
Sliding under the bottom rope, Elias moves for the far corner. Mounting the middle ropes he places both hands on the back of his head, showing off his abs for the crowd and the camera. Finally he drops down and moves to the opposite corner, again assuming his pose before dropping off the corner and awaiting the beginning of the match.
Shannan Lerch: Now here’s a guy I could really wrap my lips, I mean err... my hopes around as far as him being a good wrestler.
Zach Davis: I don’t even want to know...
The haunting guitar riffs of Cold's Confession drift through the arena as the Femme Icon, Apathy, makes her way out onto the stage and down the ramp amidst the chorus of boos and jeers. She saunters her way down, slides into the ring and goes to the far corner, climbing the turn buckle, raising both arms into the air, egging the crowd on.
Kyle Steel: And their partner, she is from Atalanta Georgia, the Femme Icon, APATHY!!
Zach Davis: Okay, fine, if you get to ogle Elias, I get my eye candy too.
Shannan Lerch: Wait, Apathy is eye candy to you? And what am I, chopped liver?
Zach Davis: Nope, just your average run-of-the-mill whore.
Shannan Lerch: Hey!!
< DING-DING-DING! >
Zach Davis: It was a joke, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: So what? That was mean!
Zach Davis: And handcuffing you to penetrate your ass isn’t?
Shannan Lerch: How did you know about thaaaa-I mean, what are you talking about?
Zach Davis: Please, Shannan. it’s all over the internet.
Shannan Lerch: And you can’t get enough of seeing me naked.
Zach Davis: Screw you, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: In your dreams.
Envy and Devon start out the match as the others step back to their corners, and the two circle one another, and then Devon lunges forward looking for a clothesline, but Envy ducks it and shoves Devon away like he hadn’t just shoved a two hundred twenty five pound man, that’s for sure. Devon stumbles back into the corner and goes running, but Envy sidesteps and Devon smashes face-first into the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Al Envy as part of The Business with a good showing in the early going, and it looks like Devon is getting frustrated!
Envy uses Devon’s momentary daze to roll him up into a pin, but the referee sees him trying to put his foot on the rope for leverage. Apathy takes the chance to tag herself into the match, though, and Envy rolls out of the way as Devon gets up, and Apathy drives a shoulder into his gut, and then flips over him with a somersault.
Shannan Lerch: And this match’s only girl is going to put on a great showing in this one! I can feel it!
Devon spins around, and Apathy goes for a punch to the upper body, but Devon blocks it and shoves her backwards. Her eyes go wide and she charges forward, but Devon hits her with a big boot and walks over to his corner, tagging in ‘Scoutmaster’ Stewart Slane.
Shannan Lerch: Oh goodness, not this creep! Run, Apathy!
Zach Davis: I thought you were implying he’s a homosexual because he molests boy scouts?
Shannan Lerch: I... Umm... Apathy, don’t tag in Ryan Elias!
Slane walks over and picks Apathy up, and then a smirk forms on his face before the mammoth of a man sends her running across the ring. Apathy catches his attempt at a big boot attempt, and throws his foot back down, and then smirks and catches him with a dropkick of her own. Both competitors go down momentarily.
Zach Davis: Come on, Apathy! Let’s go, babygurl!
Shannan Lerch: Babygurl?!? You’ve been hanging around with the Team of Torture too much.
Zach Davis: Team of Torture?
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, that faction that Logan reformed with FPV and Doc Henry.
Zach Davis: That’s the Team of Treachery, boudle!
Shannan Lerch: My god... They’ve created a monster!
Apathy is the first one to her feet, and she approaches her corner to make the tag, but Slane grabs her by the boot. She stomps down on his hand and tags in Ryan Elias.
Shannan Lerch: There we go, Ryan! Let’s go, Ryan!
Zach Davis: Um... No comment.
Elias steps between the ropes and pulls Slane to his feet, but isn’t expecting the punch to the gut that comes with it, and Slane whips Elias into the far turnbuckle, where his teammates are waiting. Slane walks over and slaps the outstretched hand of The Prototype, and the vicious man steps between the ropes and grabs Elias by the back of the head, smashing him into the turnbuckle once, twice, thrice, and then a fourth time before whipping him back across the ring into the ropes. On the rebound, Prototype drives his shoulder into Elias’ ribs, and Elias hits the ground in obvious pain.
Zach Davis: Wow! That was some shot to the ribs, and Elias is down!
Prototype pulls Elias to his feet and whips him into Elias’ own corner, and points at Al Envy, who makes the blind tag and steps into the ring. Prototype wastes little time going right after Envy, and Envy fights back with all his might; the two trade shot for shot, even with Prototype being the much bigger man.
Zach Davis: That’s something impressive, if you ask me. I didn’t expect this to be so close of a match-up!
Shannan Lerch: I’m a bit surprised too! The Prototype over there must have fifty pounds on poor Al Envy, and yet he’s holding his own!
Prototype uses Envy’s own momentum on one of his punches and pulls Envy onto his shoulders in the fireman’s carry, setting him up for the F5, and the crowd roars in approval.
Zach Davis: Oh my, this could be it!
Envy struggles out of the precarious position, and manages to get the nearly three hundred pound man up into the air vertically, looking at somewhat of a stalling suplex.
Shannan Lerch: GBE! G-B-E!!!
Zach Davis: The Greatest Brainbuster EVER, and Prototype is down!
< DING-DING-DING! >
"Ecstasy of Gold" by Ennio Morricone plays on the sound system. The intricate melodies sweeping over the arena. Benjamin Atreyu pushes pass the curtains, Blake Updegraff IV following right behind him carrying a microphone, stepping out onto the entrance ramp. Blake Updegraff IV points at Benjamin, presenting him to the booing crowd. Blake Updegraff IV puts the microphone to his lips.
Blake Updegraff IV: Its okay Kyle, I'll introduce him. Accompanied to the ring by the C...E...Oooooo of Future Gods Incorporated, Blake Updegraff IV. Weighing in at an ASTOUNDING two hundred and thirty one pounds! The FUTURE Television champion! Hell, why stop there? The FUTURE Hall-of-famer “GOD GIVEN GREATNESS” BENJAMIN ATREYU!
Blake Updegraff IV drops the microphone. Benjamin Atreyu slides into the ring as his manager walks up the stairs taunting the crowd . Benjamin Atreyu jumps to his feet as Blake Updegraff slips in between the top and middle rope.
Zach Davis: Despite making it clear that he believes the company is trying to hold him back, Benjamin is coming off a second hot win in a row from last week. I can't help but think he seems ready to make it a third.
Shannan Lerch: I imagine Benjamin and Blake would love to be going into the Television Title match with a winning streak.
He walks to the center of the ring, his manager raising Benjamin Atreyu's fist in the air, as if announcing his victory was assured before the match even began. The crowd erupts in boos he steps back into his corner and his manager slips back out of the ring.
The opening trumpet riff of "White Trash Renegade blares over the PA systems as red and orange strobe lights flash. Suddenly the strobes stop, and Waylon Cash comes running out onto the entrance ramp. He runs back and forth, illiciting cheers from the crowd on either side before dancing his way towards the ring. Sliding under the bottom rope, Waylon runs and jumps onto the second turnbuckle before tossing his hat out into the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, hailing from Macon, Georgia. “The Hellbilly” WAYLON CASH!
He winks at an attractive woman in the crowd before jumping back down to the mat.
Shannan Lerch: Waylon is also on a streak by winning his first two matches. If he walks out victorious tonight, he will remain undefeated.
Zach Davis: I would hardly call last week a real “victory” since he only got it because Seth and Doc Henry distracted Johnny Reb. Though, I would be more worried about walking away from the match more so than winning it. Gein Spector still seems furious about losing to him and he has a chance to get his revenge against Waylon tonight.
“I Know” by David Lynch plays on the sound system. Gein Spector walks out and heads straight to the ring, eyes to the ground; ignoring comments being shouted from the crowd. Johnny Slick walks out with a silver microphone, he stands at the top of the ramp with a grin. Johnny taunts the crowd as Gein turns to see Johnny, he shakes his head . Johnny dances his way down to ring side, yelling back at the fans as they booed him all the way down. He reaches the end of the ramp then raises his fists up in the air and yells “No Survivors.” Gein hangs his head in embarrassment.
Kyle Steel: Accompanied to the ring by Radio sensation Johnny Slick, weighing in a two hundred and forty five pounds. Hailing from Tomah, Wisconsin...GEIN SPECTOR!
Boos rise from the crowd. Gein rolls into the ring, jumps on to a turn buckle and trash talks the audience. He jumps off, walks to the opposite turnbuckle and lifts his fists in the air.
Shannan Lerch: Sources say that Gein's new manager, Johnny Slick, is an old childhood friend of Gein's and became his manager after Gein reportedly got him fired from his job as a radio show host.
Zach Davis: Gein seems less than enthusiastic about his new manager.
The lights go down as PowerGlove’s cover of the X-Men theme song hits the P.A system. Blue and Gold lights blink on the rampway as the song picks up and Erin Archer’s silhouette appears onstage. Once the main theme hits the lights go up and Erin runs across the ramp and jumps up in the air and lands on the walkway. She then runs down the walkway and slides into the ring.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at one hundred and seven pounds. Hailing from Spokane, Washington...ERIN ARCHER!
She gets on the top turnbuckle and throw up a piece sign before hopping off the turnbuckle and into the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: Much like Gein Spector, Erin Archer is coming off of her second loss in a row after Erin Archer was pinned by Nightmare for the three count last week while facing The Unstable Elements. I guess she is hoping to change her luck around and finally come out on top.
Shannan Lerch: Why is everyone so obsessed with coming out on top? Sometimes its fun to be on bottom, more leverage that way.
Zach Davis: Wait...are you even talking about wrestling anymore?
Shannan Lerch: In a way I am talking about “wrestling”...
The four competitors move to the center of the ring where they stare each other down before the bell rings.
Zach Davis: You can feel the tension between all the competitors, each having a reason they need this victory. Rivalries have been made, words have been said, and now it is time to see who is truly the better wrestler.
as the bell sounds Erin Archer pushes Gein Spector and raises her fists ready to fight. Gein Spector just shakes his head and turns away, to face Waylon Cash, but as he does, Erin Archer jumps onto his back a applies a sleeper hold. Gein Spector quickly grabs hold of her and flips her over him and she lands with a loud thud against the mat.
Shannan Lerch: He is just trying to be a gentlemen, refusing to hit a lady.
Gein Spector looks as if he is about to hit Erin Archer, but he stops and turns away. As he does, Waylon hits him with a stiff flying forearm. Gein Spector rolls out of the ring and Waylon follows after him.
Zach Davis: Oh, a nice flying forearm from Waylon Cash and a smart move from Gein to roll out of the ring to regain his composure, but Waylon quickly follows him out. Leaving Benjamin Atreyu and Erin Archer in the ring.
Benjamin Atreyu is about to follow them out of the ring, but is hit with a punch from Erin Archer. Benjamin Atreyu just chuckles to himself and shakes his head. He holds his hand out over Archer's head, making a point of how short she is. Erin Archer pushes Benjamin Atreyu and raises her fists again. Benjamin looks annoyed, but just turns away.
Zach Davis: It seems none of the competitors are taking Erin Archer very seriously, tonight.
Erin Archer hits Benjamin Atreyu in the back of the head with a forearm and Benjamin Atreyu spins around and strikes Archer hard with a punch to the temple, sending Archer to the mat.
Zach Davis: Oh and a stiff punch from Atreyu with that illegal closed fist.
The ref quickly gets in Benjamin Atreyu's face, telling him to keep an open fist. Benjamin puts his hands in the air and nods to the ref, claiming he will keep an open fist. Benjamin walks over to Archer, grabs her hair and pulling her to her feet. Benjamin irish whips her into the ropes and she comes back hitting Benjamin with a drop kick. They both quickly jump to their feet and Benjamin Atreyu hits Erin Archer with another illegal closed fist, sending her to the mat again. The ref getting in Benjamin's face again.
Shannan Lerch: How despicable, Benjamin Atreyu hitting Erin Archer with those closed fists.
Zach Davis: You call it despicable, but I call it self-preservation.
Back on the out side of the ring, Gein Spector tosses Waylon Cash into the barricade. Johnny Slick runs over to Gein, shouting words of encouragement, but Gein just pushes him away and walks over to Waylon Cash. He pulls him to his feet and is about to throw him into another barricade, but Waylon turns it around on Gein and tosses him into the barricade.
Zach Davis: Oh, listen as Gein's body clashes against that metal barrier.
Blake Updegraff IV runs over to Gein and begins trash talking him as he is on the ground. Johnny Slick walks over and threatens to hit Blake with a microphone, but Blake quickly blasts Johnny with a stream of pepper spray, sending Johnny to the ground rolling around in pain. Blake laughs and points at Johnny's pain. He turns and see Waylon Cash standing there, smiling at Blake. Blake, out of fear, points his can of pepper spray at Waylon and threatens him with it. Waylon smacks the can out of Blake's hand and Blake immediately starts running away, Waylon chasing after him.
Back in the ring, Benjamin Atreyu hits Erin Archer with a Snap suplex and as he is about to go for the pin he sees Waylon chasing after Blake. Benjamin slips out of the ring and as Blake runs past him and Waylon turns the corner, Benjamin hits him with a hard clothesline.
Zach Davis: Oh, sneak attack from Benjamin Atreyu!
As Benjamin pulls Waylon to his feet, Gein Spector got up and quickly walked over to Benjamin and pushed him. Benjamin turns around and pushes Gein Spector back, they exchange words, trash talking each other as Waylon just stands there groggily.
Zach Davis: Gein seems to be telling Atreyu to stay away from Waylon and Atreyu just won't have any of it.
As Gein and Benjamin are arguing back and forth, Erin Archer ascends to the top rope, lookg down at the three wrestlers on the outside.
Zach Davis: Erin Archer is going high risk. If Gein and Benjamin don't stop fighting, they could find themselves on the wrong end of it.
Erin turns away from her opponents and flies through the air with a corkscrew moonsault, sending Waylong, Gein, and Benjamin tumbling to the ground.
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! Top rope Corkscrew moonsault from the top rope all the way to the arena floor.
Shannan Lerch: I don't think anyone is going to come out of that unharmed.
Erin Archer crawls over to the ring apron and pulls herself into the ring, Benjamin closely falling after her. She gets to her feet and runs over to the ropes. As she bounces off of them Benjamin gets to his feet and hits Archer with a spinning elbow.
Zach Davis: BLACK EYE SONATA FROM BENJAMIN ATREYU!
Shannan Lerch: Ever notice how 'black eye', when said fast, sounds kind of like 'black guy'.
The ref slides in for the count.
Erin Archer kicks out. Benjamin is in disbelief as he argues to the ref that it was three as Gein slips into the ring. Benjamin gets to his feet and Gein kicks him in the shin, sending Benjamin onto one knee. Gein bounces off the ropes and hits Benjamin with a flying knee to the head.
Zach Davis: MIDWEST NAIL FROM GEIN SPECTOR! Can he get the cover up and get the advantage?
Benjamin Atreyu kicks out. Gein punches the mat in frustration and Waylon finally gets into the ring, waiting for Gain to get to his feet. Gein gets up and is hit with a high running knee. Waylon quickly follows up with a Texas Cloverleaf.
Zach Davis: GEORGIA TWO STEP FROM WAYLON CASH! The action in the ring is at its most electric.
Waylon reels back on the Texas Cloverleaf, trying to get Gein to tap out. Gein holds his arms close to his body, refusing to give in. Gein tries to pull himself over to the ropes, but Waylon refuses to budge, continue to wrench on Gein's legs.
Shannan Lerch: Gein is having a hard time trying to find a way out of that submissive, it must be reeking havoc on his legs and spine.
Zach Davis: Gein needs to make it to those ropes or he'll have no other option but to tap out.
Erin Archer manages to get to her feet, she bounces off the ropes and hits Waylon with a deja vu head scissors quickly covering up for the pin.
Waylon Cash kicks out. All four wrestlers are down on the mat.
Zach Davis: They are all exhausted, giving what they can to be victorious in this match-up.
Benjamin Atreyu slowly gets to his feet along with Waylon Cash, Benjamin leans back against one of the turnbuckles as Waylon pulls Erin Archer to her feet. Waylon kicks Erin in the gut and underhooks both of her arms.
Shannan Lerch: It looks like Waylon is going for the Killshot!
Waylon is about to lift Archer up, but Benjamin hits Waylon with an Axehandle from behind, forcing Waylon to let go of Archer. Benjamin tosses Waylon out of the ring and picks Erin Archer up and sets her in the Burning hammer position and hitting her with a sit out face buster.
Zach Davis: REQIUM IN D MINOR! REQIUM IN D MINOR!
Benjamin quickly hooks the leg.
Kyle Steel: Your winner, BENJAMIN ATREYU!
Waylon slowly rises to his feet, and rolls out of the ring to grab a microphone. Gein is already hobbling his way back up the ramp. Waylon climbs back into the ring and starts yelling.
Waylon Cash: Dammit Spector! This ends tonight! What is this ridiculous, imaginary secret you built up so much HUH!? You gonna talk about the paternity suit I just got handed? You gonna talk about how my father used to be an alcoholic!? What is it you piece of shit!
Gein Spector only shakes his head and laughs as he disappears behind the curtain. Waylon starts to go for the ropes, but before he can climb out and chase Spector, Doc Henry and Seth Lerch jumps him from behind. Waylon crumples to the mat as the two stomp away on his head and torso. After a minute, they lift him up, and Doc hits him with the Gambler's Hand. The crowd begins to boo, but their jeers suddenly turn to shouts of approval as Johnny Reb comes flying down the entrance ramp with a chair in his hand. Doc and Seth bail out of the ring as Reb slides in and threatens them. As Doc and Seth walk back up the ramp with laughter on their faces, Johnny checks the barely conscious Waylon Cash.
Inside the locker room we see Joel Hall lacing up his boots. As he finishes, the lights in the room begin to flicker on and off like a strobe light. The buzzing of electricity can be heard for a moment before one of the light bulbs explodes. Joel jumps back a bit as the lights go out momentarily.
Joel Hall: What the hell?!
Totally in the dark, Joel hears a strange noise but isn't sure what it is and can't see so he doesn't move. Suddenly the lights come back on and Joel looks over at the mirror. There seems to be a message written on it in what appears to be.....blood! He stands there staring at it as the camera now focuses away from him and onto the message.
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH......OR YOU'RE NEXT!"
Joel walks over to the mirror to touch is and see if it really is blood. When he is close enough to the mirror he touches the liquid and rubs his fingers together. He looks at them for a moment and then smells it to be sure.
Joe Hall: What kind of sick joke is this?
He looks back up at the mirror and sees Famine of the Vile standing behind him. He quickly turns around ready to fight but no one is there.
Zach Davis: What the hell is going on?
Shannan Lerch: I don't know but that sure as hell creeped me out!
Our referee calls for the bell as Stylez and Ayria take to their corners. It seems that Hunter Valentyne and Sarah Twilight have decided to begin the match for their respective teams. Hunter moves in quickly after Sarah, however, the devious vixen catches him with a baseball slide dropkick to his ankles, causing him to fall forward. Sarah quickly rolls to her feet and raises her arms to her sides, taunting Valentyne to get back up. He does, and looks rather annoyed with the mockery. He moves back in, more cautiously this time, and makes his move, catching Sarah with a backhand chop. He follows up with a spinning heel kick out of virtually nowhere which sends Twilight to the mat.
Twilight gets back to her feet and the two meet again, this time in a tie up. Each of them looking for control. The larger Valentyne is able to take the advantage and he sends Sarah over with a simple, but effective fireman's carry takedown. Sarah again rolls back to her feet, a scowl upon her face as she explodes at Hunter with a burst clothesline. It catches him unexpectedly and sends him now crashing to the mat. Sarah follows up with a series of vicious stomps to his back and head. She backs up a few steps and rushes at him for a fierce kick to the face, but he sees it coming and is able to get out of the way. Valentyne capitalizes on this as he quickly gets to his feet now behind Sarah and applies a full nelson, trying to wear her down.
Sarah fights to break free of the hold, but she is unable to. On the apron, Ayria looks very concerned as Sarah continues to struggle. She manages to kick her feet up and uses the ropes as a spring, which forces Hunter off balance and he falls backwards, still having the hold locked in. Sarah uses this momentum to roll over, forcing her weight down on his shoulders being as she wa still locked into the full nelson and creates a pinning predicament.The ref gets himself into position and counts.
Three! NO!...Hunter releases the full nelson in order to free himself from the pin.
Zach Davis: Very unique counter there by Twilight. Looking to end this one early.
Shannan Lerch: There's no question that she has talent. But let's not count out Domestik Disturbance either. Valentyne with the presence of mind to release his hold and avoid an early pinfall.
Valentyne rolls off to the side and begins getting himself back to a vertical base. Sarah is slightly slower in doing so, as she'd just contorted her body in an awkward manner to create that opportunity. Hunter wastes no time and keeps on the offensive with Sarah, pulling her into a side headlock. He follows up with a takedown, forcing Sarah back to the mat. He rises back to his feet only to drop a knee down at The Mistress of Mischief. Sarah holds her forehead slightly as she makes it back to her feet. Hunter continues to keep the pressure on as he sends her into the ropes with an irish whip. On the return, he attempts a hip toss, though Sarah hops away from it and instead pull's him down with a DDT. Ayria looks relieved at this point. She is eager for a tag as both Sarah and Hunter have been taking it to each other for a bit, and after making it back to her feet, Sarah obliges.
Adams enters the ring like a house on fire as she starts putting the boots to Valentyne. She hauls him to his feet and only continues the assault. She sends kicks and punches in an almost crazed flurry. She backs him into the corner with her barrage of kicks and once he is there she struggles a bit, but manages to hoist him up to the top of the turnbuckle. She follows, and signals for a superplex. However, it is not meant to be as Hunter shoves her off. Ayria is like a rabid animal as she immediately gets back to her feet and rushes back after him, only to be met with a diving double axe handle for her trouble. It is now that Hunter notices his own partner's eagerness to take action in this match and he tags in Johnny Stylez.
Zach Davis: Ayria Adams and Johnny Stylez now here for action and the high pace continues.
Stylez enters the ring and prepares to square off against Ayria. He moves in, but is caught off guard by a drop toe hold courtesy of Ms. Adams. Sarah is watching intently on the apron. . Ayria follows up on Stylez with a arm wringer twist that sees his arm torqued and slammed into the mat. Adams is off the ropes and comes back with a sliding dropkick that nails Johnny right in the face. Ayria quickly attempts for a cover.
Three!NO! Stylez shoots a shoulder up.
Shannan Lerch: Near fall there!
Stylez is quick to his feet after the near fall, and Adams joins him as she rushes at him for a clothesline. However, Johnny ducks under it and instead pulls Adams into a backslide. Referee is there once again for the count.
Thre.....and Ayria is able to get free!
Zach Davis: And one there for Stylez! Wow this action is fast!
Ayria now back to her feet, as is Stylez. He is there to catch her with a body slam. He follows up with a soccer ball kick. Sarah again winces on the outside as her former student is on the receiving end now. Stylez hauls Adams back to her feet and takes her up and over with a suplex. He follows up with a pose to the crowd. They eat it up. Stylez returns his focus on Ayria after the pose, and he picks her up to her feet again, but she catches him unexpectedly with a jawbreaker, stunning him. She follows up with a dropkick that sends the staggering Johnny down to the mat.
Stylez starts making it back to his feet, shaking the cobwebs off, and Ayria launches herself into the ropes. She runs at Stylez who in turn also runs at her, the two have the same idea as the collide! Clotheslining each other and now both competitors are down. The crowd is really getting into this. Hunter outstreches his hand, calling to Johnny to make it over for the tag. On the opposite corner, Sarah has her hand out and is yelling out to Ayria for a tag. Stylez and Adams each start slowly crawling towards their corners. Still a bit dazed after the high paced action. Sarah is practically jumping up and down, begging for a tag and Ayria tries to make it to her. Stylez makes it to his corner first.
Hunter wastes no time getting into the ring, and he rushes at Ayria, dropping an elbow down onto her back, stopping her from making it to Sarah. He glares at Twilight for a brief moment before pulling Adams by her ankles back to the center of the ring, and away from any possible hope of making that tag. Sarah does not look happy.
Zach Davis: It's obvious they seem to believe Adams is the weak link, they're isolating her already.
Shannan Lerch: I believe they are seriously underestimating Ayria, but they have the momentum in their favor and are using smart tag team wrestling to keep it that way,
Hunter hoists Ayria to her feet now and sends her into the turnbuckle. He follows after her with a devastating splash that causes her to stumble out of the corner. There is no time for reprieve as he follows this up with a half nelson legsweep. Ayria is down and out of it, and Hunter drags her to his own corner. He tags Stylez back into the match. Johnny jumps over the rope from the apron and nails an elbow drop to Ayria's sternum. He pulls her away from the ropes and goes for the cover.
Adams shoots a shoulder off the mat.
Stylez brings Ayria back to her feet and attempts another suplex, however this time it is countered as Adams is able to slide out of the drop and instead pulls Stylez down into a neckbreaker. With Johnny down, Ayria starts again making her way toward Sarah. Stylez was caught off guard and is dazed a bit, but manages to collect himself and heads after Adams, though she manages this time, to make the tag!
Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight back into the match!
Shannan Lerch: Ayria knew she needed time to regain herself. As hard as Hunter and Johnny tried to cut her off, she seized an opportunity to tag out to a fresh Twilight.
The two lock up for a collar and elbow. Sarah transitions into a waist lock immediately, setting herself behind Stylez and she pulls him up for a german suplex. Though he blocks it, and instead pulls her down into a forward rolling cradle. Ref there for the count.
Sarah shoots her shoulders off the mat at a two count.
Stylez and Twilight both quickly to their feet and they meet again. This time, Sarah is able to get the jump on Johnny as she takes him over with a T-bone suplex. Johnny hits the mat and Sarah remains on him like a cat. She stomps away at his head relentlessly. Sarah now pulls Stylez to his feet and wastes no time as she drops him again, now with a backbreaker. Johnny is down on the mat again and Sarah takes a few steps back, running foward with a snap kick to the face, that does connect. The crack from the kick echoes throughout the arena and Sarah drops down quickly for the cover.
And Stylez kicks out after just two.
Zach Davis: Near falls for both competitors. Back and forth, back and forth! I can barely keep up!
Sarah makes it back to her feet and pulls Stylez up with her, though this time, he is quick to react and jumps up, catches her with a hurricarrana. The momentum now shifting in his favor. He is still a bit stunned from the kick and takes a moment to shake off the effects. Sarah was taken by surprise and pulls herself to her feet now. Johnny doesn't want to waste his chance so he runs at her and nails a big boot that sends Twilight crashing back to the mat hard. Johnny now tags out to Hunter.
Sarah is dazed getting to her feet and she turns around, only to be met by Valentyne who opts to end this and he pulls her in for Controversy! She goes down hard and Hunter is there to cover. Ref slides into position, checks the shoulders and begins counting.
NO! Sarah is able to kick out before the referee's hand slaps the mat a third time.
Zach Davis: Valentyne very surprised that he couldn't put her away there. Quite frankly, so am I!
Shannan Lerch: Twilight is still in this thing! She doesn't have a number one contendership by accident.
Valentyne looks at our referee with a tilt of his head, looking almost as if in disbelief. Figuring the match should have been over right then and there. Valentyne moves along, accepting that it was not a three count. He hauls Sarah back to her feet and decides to add the exclamtion point. He grabs hold of her to set up for Valentyme! However, she pushes her way out and instead grabs his arm and pulls him into a pull back clothesline. Hunter goes down, but so does Sarah as she was still pretty out of it.
Hunter starts back to his feet, and Sarah begins to pull herself up. The crowd is going ballistic as the match gets even more intense. Valentyne makes it to his feet first as Sarah is still using the ropes to pull herself up. he rushes the redhead, but she pulls the top rope down and Hunter's own momentum carries him over and he crashes to the floor outside. Sarah takes her time rolling out of the ring after him so she can recollect herself.
Hunter uses the apron to pull himself up, and is met by some vicious kicks to the midsection courtesy of Sarah. He responds with an uppercut that staggers her back. Now taking control again, he grabs hold of her for a suplex...on the outside! However, Sarah shoves him off and he is sent barreling into the ring post head first! There is a sickening crack as he connects. Johnny Stylez comes to his partner's aid as he runs along the apron and dives off at Sarah. He connects enough with his dive to take Sarah down, however, the running momentum causes him to overshoot a little bit and he crashes himself into the barricade.
The referee had already started his ten count and was up to a count of eight on both Hunter and Sarah. However, Ayria enters the ring, causing him to focus attention on her and he stops his count. The match is saved for both teams. While the referee is busy with Adams, this give Hunter and Sarah time to make it back into the ring. Sarah is up first and she rolls Valentyne inside, following after him. Once both competitors are inside, Ayria returns to the apron. Styles is still down and out of it on the outside, having crashed himself into the barricade.
Hunter makes it back to his feet, wiping his brow a bit. He doesn't get much time though as he is met with a dropkick to the back that sends him sternum first into the turnbuckle. Sarah stays on him, catching him for a german suplex that this time connects. With Hunter down, Sarah uses the opportunity to tag Ayria back into the match. Adams hops up onto the turnbuckle as she is tagged in, and leaps off with a diving leg drop that connects perfectly. She wastes no time and stays on him for the pinfall.
Hunter manages to get a shoulder up before three.
Zach Davis: Haha! Ayria Adams is on fire right now!
Shannan Lerch: You have certainly jumped on the bandwagon pretty damn quickly!
Zach Davis: I'm just pointing things out!
Ayria rolls back to her feet and Hunter makes it to his. He rotates his right shoulder a bit to shake off the effects of that legdrop. Ayria is back after him as she rushes Valentyne. However he acts quickly and sends her over with a back body drop. Stylez is still down and starting to stir. Ayria is down and Hunter seizes the opportunity to capitalize as he reaches down to bring her to her feet. She pulls him into a small package. Though he quickly forces out of it before a count can begin.
Ayria makes her way back to her feet, as does Valentyne. He catches her with a running knee lift that floors her. But he is unable to capitalize as he's been in the ring for quite some time and doesn't have Johnny Stylez to tag out to. Adams slowly pulls hersself up and Hunter charges her once again, but he is caught off guard with a shining wizard as Ayria rushes him at the last moment. The Awesomeness heads for the ropes to pick up some momentum, but instead is clubbed across the back out of nowhere by Johnny Stylez! Adams falls to the mat. Twilight runs along the ring apron and now it is her turn as she dives herself into Stylez. BOTH of them are sent CRASHING into the ring steps because of the velocity and are down and out.
Zach Davis: Stylez is down, Twilight is down. Adams and Valentyne in the ring! It's havoc!
Shannan Lerch: Valentyne looking to capitalize on Stylez's blindside!
Adams pulls herself to her feet where she is met by Valentyne, he sent a few hard rights into hr jaw that keep her reeling against the ropes. He follows up by taking her for a HARD irish whip towards the turnbuckle....but she hops up in one swift jump, LANDING on the top on the turnbuckle! Before Hunter even knows what is going on she leaps off from the top and catches him with the McMuffin Top!!! Virtually out of NOWHERE! It takes it's toll on her as well as she was a bit dazed, but she manages to crawl over for the cover. Referee slides into position.
Zach Davis: Holy Crap! Look at that!
Kyle Steel: Here are your winners, SARAH TWILIGHT and AYRIA ADAMS!!
Shannan Lerch: Hard fought contest. But this week, Domestik Disturbance found out just what kind of talent WCF has to offer!
Zach Davis: And it's only going to get tougher as the weeks go by! Nonetheless, they came out here and proved they can stand toe to toe and fight. Let's not take anything away from Johnny Stylez and Hunter Valentyne, who I believe will still have a bright future ahead of them.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, and-
Zach Davis: Wait a minute. What the hell is that coming from the rafters? Is that.......Is that a giant metal cross?
Shannan Lerch: Yeah. I think I know what tha means. And if you do too then you know he's somewhere around here ready to strike.
Once the giant cross lands in the middle of the ring, Sarah looks around to see if Famine will appear. She is ready to fight and is even calling for him to come out but no one does.
Zach Davis: Wait....Look, the ring mat. It's.......It looks like someone is trying to come out from under it. Sarah, behind you!
Sarah doesn't notice but Famine of the Vile has come out from under the ring and broken through the ring mat. He climbs out and walks over to Sarah quickly. He grabs her and drops her with the Blood Driver (Osaka Street Cutter). Sarah slumps over as Famine gets back up to a vertical base and stares down at her corpse. He picks her up and drags her over to the steel cross. He stands her up and begins to tie her to it. Security starts making their way to ringside but before they can even make it a wall of flames shoots up from under the ramp. Security is blocked as Famine continues to tie Sarah.
Shannan Lerch: This is seriously starting to creep me out. Where the hell did that fire come from?
Zach Davis: The better question is....How the hell did he do it?
Famine finishes tying her up and grabs a mic.
Famine: SETH! I'm tired of waiting for you to answer. I'm tired of you ignoring me. You now have a choice to make. Reinstate me or watch this bitch burn to a crisp. I will light her white ass on fire right here right now. Believe me when I tell you that I have absolutely no problem doing that. So what's it gonna be?
Suddenly, Seth makes his way out to the arena.
Shannan Lerch: Seth is actually coming out here. Is he going to put an end to this?
Zach Davis: I hope he does. The last thing we need is another lawsuit on our hands.
Shannan Lerch: Famine wouldn't be stupid enough to light her on fire.
Zach Davis: You sure about that? I think he's seriously demented.
Seth Lerch: No. You see Famine, you don't run things around here. I do! And the only way you're going to be reinstated is if you do what I tell you to do.
Famine: Well then it seems we've reached an impasse. I'm sure as hell not going to listen to you. And you're not willing to reinstate me because of it. So i'll tell you what Seth. You can get sued for allowing me to burn her alive. In which case you love everything. Or, you can reinstate me. Save her life and keep everything including that ugly ass shirt you've got on.
Famine then walks over to Sarah with a match, ready to light it.
Seth Lerch: Wait!..... Alright. Sigh. Fine. Just let her go and I'll...... I'll reinstate you.
Famine: I have your word?
Seth looks around at the fans and then back at Famine.
Seth Lerch: Yes. You have my word. But I promise you this. You will reap what you sow Famine.
Famine: That's what I wanted to hear.
Famine then walks over to Sarah who has now come to and realizes she's tied up. She screams and tries to break free but Famine just stands there and laughs before putting the mic to his lips.
Famine: I thought you liked this sort of thing? No? Well let me untie you then!
Famine unhooks the metal cross and it comes crashing down with Sarah still tied to it.
Zach Davis: Oh my god! What the hell has Famine done?!
Shannan Lerch: Probably what she deserves after what she did to him with the bat last week.
Zach Davis: That was a bat! There's no way this is equal to that.
Famine gets out of the ring and heads out of the arena through the fans as the wall of flames finally dies out and security rushes into the ring to help Sarah.
Shannan Lerch: Have we ever seen such a sick and twisted individual here in the company?
Zach Davis: To be fair, we HAVE had quite a few psychos. Either way, this was just beyond sick.
"No Jesus Christ" by Seether starts playing and the arena goes pitch black.
Voice: In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth but he also created EVIL. The one true Villian is returning.
The lights pop back on and a WCF refree is laid out in the middle of the ring with blood trickleing from his forehead.
Laughs come over the PA and the lights go out again. A scream echoes threw the arena and then the lights pop back on but there is no refree in the ring.
Voice: Evil has no boundaries!
Zach Davis: Well that was mean!
Shannan Lerch: Can we get another ref out here, please?
"Homies" by ICP starts playing as flashes of green fly across the entrance and out step Bo and Bong the Weed Homies. They pass a doobie between themselves as they walk towards the ring. When they reach the ring they pull Bud Light Lime beers out of their back pockets and shotgun them before sliding into the ring.
Zach Davis: I've just been informed that this match is sponsored by Bud Light Lime, the official beer of WCF.
Shannan Lerch: Yay product placement!
“Master of Puppets” by Metallica blasts out over the arena. Logan and Doc Henry walk out onto the stage accompanied by Mary and Seth Lerch. Mary is holding Doc's hand. Seth puts his hand out for Logan to hold, but Logan just looks at him and shakes his head "no."
Zach Davis: Huh. Seth and Logan are a strange duo.
The audience immediately begins booing, which plays right along for Doc, eating the audience’s displeasure up with a cocky grin. Logan swiftly jumps in place, his eyes scanning the arena with a focused glare. The four begin walking down the ramp, talking shit to the fans along the way before hitting the ring. Doc Henry rolls under the bottom rope and pops to his feet while Logan climbs the steps and slips into the ring. Mary takes her position, remaining outside the ring, as does Seth, clapping for his team. Doc struts the ring, pointing out to audience members and bad mouthing them while Logan climbs up the turnbuckle and slowly brings his arms above his head. They receive a lot of heat, eventually Logan hops down from the ropes and the two pace the ring until the music cuts.
Shannan Lerch: Always nice to see Seth out here supporting the ToT, I've certainly missed that.
The bell rings. Doc Henry starts for his team, and Bo Stoned for his. Doc puts his pointer finger and thumb up to his mouth, pretending like he's smoking, and then throws his fake joint at Stoned. Inexplicably, Stoned sells it, acting like he got hit in the chest. He quickly tags in Bong. Doc Henry laughs to himself but this gives Bong the chance to run at him and Clothesline him down!
Zach Davis: Maybe they shouldn't treat the Weed Homies like a joke!
Shannan Lerch: Do you hear yourself, Zach? Think about that. THE WEED HOMIES.
Bong begins stomping on the fallen Confederate Champion. He then picks him up and throws him to the ropes. He hits Henry with a Spinebuster! He then gets on top of him and pins.
No, Henry gets the shoulder up.
Zach Davis: Say what you want about Doc Henry and his tactics but he's become a wily WCF veteran and will not be easily beaten.
Bong picks Henry up again and throws him to the ropes once more, but this time Logan reaches out and tags himself in. Possibly having forgotten that he'd just done the exact same move, Bong goes for another Spinebuster. Henry sidesteps him however, and as Bong turns around Henry runs back and hits a Vertical Bodypress. Henry rolls away and Logan immediately flies off and hits a Guillotine Legdrop!
Shannan Lerch: High risk move from Logan! We don't see that very often!
Logan pins Bong, hooking his leg.
No, Bo Stoned enters the ring and runs up to Logan, pulling him off. Shortly thereafter Henry runs at Stoned and Clotheslines him over the top rope, sending both men spilling to the outside. Logan stumbles up to his feet and then grabs Bong, kicking him in the leg a few times before applying a Figure Four Leglock.
Zach Davis: For all his ... issues ... sometimes we forget that Logan is a very capable wrestler. He can be methodical, diabolical, intelligent, and vicious in that squared circle.
Shannan Lerch: AND in the bedroom!
The fans begin clapping for Bong to crawl towards the ropes, which he attempts to do... but he can't quite make it. He then begins throwing his weight to one side, trying to turn it over.
Zach Davis: Ah, the Figure Four Leglock, the only submission move that your opponent can reverse and have YOU in a submission instead. A great weakness, unfortunately.
But Logan is too smart. He lets go of the Figure Four before that happens. Bong backs up into the corner, and as Logan approaches him he begs off, pleading with Logan not to attack. Logan says he won't, if Bong will give him some weed. From the outside, Seth is yelling "NO, LOGAN, NO! ATTACK HIM!" but Bong is standing up, searching in his pockets for a baggie.
Shannan Lerch: Are we witnessing a drug deal live on television?
Zach Davis: As for as crimes on WCF television go, that is probably one of the lesser ones.
Right as Bong's face lights up as if he's found something, Logan grins and kicks him in the gut. The baggie goes flying and a security guard quickly confiscates it. Logan grabs Bong's head and executes a Neckbreaker!
Shannan Lerch: Aha, it was all a ploy. I guess Logan has kicked his drug addiction for good.
Logan tags Henry back in. Henry climbs onto the turnbuckle and waits for Bong to stand, and then jumps off and hits him with the Confederate Rocket!
Zach Davis: Confederate Rocket! This could be it!
But once again Bo Stoned enters the ring and runs at Henry before he can go for the pin, starting to brawl with him! Logan is back in the ring, but Stoned sees him coming. Stoned ducks a Clothesline attempt from the Face of Treachery before throwing him out of the ring. Stoned and Bong grab Henry and throw him to the ropes, Stoned grabs him as he comes back and they hit a version of the 3D!
Shannan Lerch: Oh no! The Glass Pipe! This could be it!
Bong pins Henry, hooking the leg!
NO! Henry kicks out!
Zach Davis: I don't believe it!
Sensing his opportunity to finally get tagged into the match, Stoned climbs onto the apron. Bong tags him in. Stoned climbs to the top.
Shannan Lerch: He's looking to finish Henry off!
Stoned gets to the top and flies off with a Twisting Elbow Drop!
Zach Davis: 420!
But Henry rolls out of the way! Stoned hits the mat hard!
Shannan Lerch: Oof!
Stoned stumbles up and Henry catches him and hits the Gambler's Hand! He pins Stoned!
NO! Stoned kicks out!
Zach Davis: Not quite! What a match!
Henry picks Stoned up, but Stoned goes to poke him in the eye. Henry, however, has that same trick in his book; Henry moves his head out of the way and then pokes Stoned in the eyes himself! Stoned stumbles away and Henry grabs him from behind, going for a German Suplex. Bo Stoned is able to land on his feet as he flips, however, and then shoves Henry forward. He runs and hits Henry with a Bulldog! Bo Stoned then tags Bong back into the match.
Shannan Lerch: Good tag team wrestling on display tonight.
Bong gets in and runs at Henry, going for an Elbow Drop, but Henry rolls out of the way. He goes for another Elbow Drop but again Henry rolls out of the way. And again. Eventually Bong gets tired of this and picks Henry up but Henry hits another poke to the eyes followed by a kick to the gut, and then hits Bong with a Pedigree! Henry pins.
Zach Davis: So many nearfalls in this matchup.
Henry begins arguing with the ref, saying that it was three. Seth climbs up onto the apron, yelling at the ref too. The ref turns towards Seth, who winks at Henry. From behind, Henry punches the ref in the back of the head! He goes down.
Shannan Lerch: Ha!
Zach Davis: Seth distracted the ref just so Henry could knock him out! Come on now...
Logan gets into the ring with a chair. He goes to hit Bong with it, but Bo Stoned hits the ring. Logan hits Stoned with the chair right in the head instead! He then hits Bong as well!
Shannan Lerch: Ha! Treacherous.
But from out of nowhere a man enters the ring, tackling Logan down and quickly rolling out of the ring with him-
Zach Davis: RICK MAD!? Rick, what are you doing here?!
Rick Mad, wearing a UWA T-shirt, tackled Logan out of the ring and is hitting him with punch after punch! He's bloodied Logan up good. Seth is yelling for security, but before security can reach him Rick quickly jumps over the guardrail and heads up through the crowd.
Shannan Lerch: He doesn't belong here!
Zach Davis: Eh, always good to see an old friend, personally. And with what Logan is putting him through elsewhere, I don't blame him.
Logan gets up, blood running down his face, angry. Henry nods to Logan, signalling that he's got this. Logan nods back and goes up through the crowd, chasing Mad.
Shannan Lerch: The match is still on!
Henry picks up Stoned and throws him out of the ring. He then kicks Bong a few times before climbing up to the top...
Zach Davis: Doc Henry goes All-In!
Indeed, Henry hits it! He slings his arm over Bong, pinning him.
Shannan Lerch: YES! Doc Henry picks up the win for the ToT!
Seth enters the ring, helping Henry to his feet and raising his arm high in the air.
Scene: WCF Arena (Reading, Pennsylvania); more specifically, the utility closet we've come to know as 'Polar Base'. We see Kid Phantasm and Nightmare getting ready for battle... as Kid Phantasm puts on a new-looking pair of elbow pads, Nightmare shoves a sharpened railroad spike into one of her new steel-toed boots.
Nightmare: You got your loaded elbow pads?
Kid Phantasm: Check. You got your ass-kickin' shoes on?
Nightmare: Yep, and I'm loadin' em.
Kid turns to address the camera.
Kid Phantasm: You see these, AoD?
Kid picks up two pieces of paper from the table where Iceberg-Six sits.
Kid Phantasm: Waivers we had to sign to get in the ring with you tonight. Waivers we had to sign to risk our lives for a paycheck.
Nightmare: We signed the shit out of those waivers.
She grabs a small bottle out of her purse and shoves it into the other boot.
Kid Phantasm: You see these, AoD?
Kid puts the waivers down and picks up two hand-written letters.
Kid Phantasm: They're our fucking obituaries.
Nightmare: Those'll make for fun reads.
Kid Phantasm: We know what you are capable of, Angels of Death. We know you could kill us out there. We know that you intend to kill us out there.
The two step towards the camera, Phantasm still clutching their obituaries.
Nightmare: We know you're ready to kill in the ring, AoD... but are you willing to die in the ring?
Kid Phantasm: Wrestling is our job... this company is our life. And if ours end out there tonight we'll go down fighting...
Nightmare: But don't think for a second we've taken this lightly. This might be our job and our life...
Kid Phantasm: But it's the mission that's important. We're here to save professional wrestling.
Nightmare: And saviors must be prepared to die.
Phantasm throws the obituaries towards the camera.
Kid Phantasm: And sometimes, saviors must be prepared to kill. We're ready for war, Angels of Death.
Nightmare: Are you?
The cheer of the crowd can be heard as the fully-armed Unstable Elements head towards the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Now, it's time for the much talked about tag team match between two-thirds of The Angels of Death and The Unstable Elements.
Zach Davis: This should be very interesting. Considering both teams are polar opposites. Both teams have different styles. This match should be very interesting.
Shannan Lerch: The wild card, in this match, will be Nightmare. She is the smallest, in this match. But, she wrestles her best in hardcore matches. this will be right up her alley.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is the perfect definition of hardcore. He is currently the Hardcore Champion. So, if anyone knows about being hardcore, it should be Oblivion!! Four time hardcore champion. Enough said.
Shannan Lerch: Yes, enough said.
"From Out of Nowhere" by Faith No More rings out over the PA system... and out come Kid Phantasm and Nightmare, the Unstable Elements. On their way to the ring, they slap a few fans' hands. Upon reaching ringside, they slide into the ring and begin quietly whispering to each other as they wait for their opponents.
Zach Davis: Now, it's time for The A.O.D!!
"Orion" by Metallica begins to play and the fans within The WCF Arena stand up and cheers loudly. The Angels of Death symbol flashes on the giants screen. Smoke rolls out onto the entrance stage. Kendrik Masters slowly walks out, as Oblivion slowly slinks out to the entrance stage, low to the ground.The Vixens slither and slink out, as the monstrous Gathering stomp out, as the smaller Gathering bolt and go directly towards the fans, by hopping over the secuirty railings.
Shannan Lerch: Oh HELL NO!! The Gathering is on the loose!!
The Vixens and the monstrous Gathering lead the way, as The Vixen dance in unison with the music, gauging is some sexual mannerisms. The Angels of death slowly glide down the aisle, as they stare deep at The Unstable Elements. Oblivion points at both Kid Phantasm and Nightmare.
Zach Davis: I think that The AoD means business tonight.
Shannan Lerch: But, so does The Elements. They have something to prove. That's why they requested this match, to be a hardcore match.
Zach Davis: Both teams do well, in hardcore situations. It will very interesting how this one, pans out.
The Vixens surround the ring. As they dance, entertaining the crowd. The smaller Gathering stops tormenting the crowd, as flies over the security railing and begins to torment. Shannan and Zach.
Zach Davis: AHH!! Get away from me!!
Shannan Lerch: What's up little dudes!? Zach, you can be such a puss!!
Zach Davis: No, I'm not. Those things... creep me out!
Shannan Lerch: Yea, sure.... WHATEVER!!
As The Gathering leave the commentary area, they flip off Zach and give indications or suggestions that Zach is a "limp wrist". Different cameras pan around the ring, as the ringside area is decorated with every weapon imaginable.
Zach Davis: With the way these two teams have been talking, this match might get nasty!!
Shannan Lerch: Nasty?! Forget nasty, this match will get gnarly!!
Kendrik, Oblivion, and The Vixens slide under the bottom ring ropes. They walk to the center of the ring and pose, as lazers flash, ring corner pyro goes off, and strobes flash. Several thousand cameras flash. The Vixens leave the ring, as well does the monstrous Gathering.
Zach Davis: Remember, anything goes!! No count-outs!! No disqualifications!! Pure bedlam!!
Shannan Lerch: I'm sure these two teams appreciate that!!
Zach Davis: This match is about to start.
Right as the bell was about to signify the beginning of the match, Oblivion and Kendrik Masters charges at the team of The Unstable Elements.
Shannan Lerch: The Angels of Death has already charged at their opponents. Oblivion grabs a fiery Nightmare.
Zach Davis: This firecracker, Nightmare sure has spirit. She is trying to throw fists and elbows towards the Hardcore Champion.
Oblivion just grabs Nightmare and hurls her, right out of the ring. Right over the top rope.
Shannan Lerch: Nightmare landed hard, ringside, right in front of us!!
Oblivion turns around, as Master and Phantasm are fighting in a corner, with Master's back against the corner...
Zach Davis: Oblivion nails Kid Phantasm with a thunderous double fist, to the back of the head.
Phantasm grabs the back of the head, as Oblivion grabs a hold of him.
Master leaves the ring to look through the trashcan full of weaponry.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion nails Kid Phantasm with a belly to belly suplex.
Oblivion flies towards the ropes and then flies in the air....
Zach Davis: A massive leg drop across the chest of Kid Phantasm!!
Masters grabs two kendo sticks and reenters the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Masters has two kendo sticks, that only means....
THWACK!!! THWACK!! THWACK!! THWACK!!
Zach Davis: Kid Phantasm is trying to move out of the way of those nasty kendo stick shots!!
Kid Phantasm is screaming out in pain, as welts are slowly to rise, on his skin. Masters and Oblivion drop their kendo sticks.
Shannan Lerch: What's Nightmare doing?!
Nightmare is still on the ringside area, in front of the commentary table. Nightmare looks under the ring, to grab herself something useful.
Gathering member: NYA-A-A-AH-AH!! BOO-O-O!!
Nightmare gets startled and....
Zach Davis: Nightmare just punched that little Gathering member in the face. Oh my god!! No!!
Oblivion picks up Kid Phantasm and tosses him into the ropes. Phantasm bounces off the ropes. He flies across the ring. Masters falls to the mat, causing Phantasm to jump over him. Kid Phantasm bounces off the ropes, as he charges at Oblivion, who leapfrogs over IT's charging opponent.
Shannan Lerch: Quick thinking movement from the Angel of Deaths, as Kendrik Masters caught Kid Phantasm with a drop toe hold...
As Phantasm drops to the mat, from the drop toe hold, Oblivion flies into the air with a kendo stick in hand. The Monster flies onto Phantasm, as Oblivion lands on his back with the kendo stick under his back, landing square onto Kid Phantasm's back. Oblivion rolled out of the way, as Kendrik Master is right behind his partner and he too flies into the air...
Kid Phantasm screams out in pain, as Masters landed with a knee, to the back of the head of Kid Phantasm.
Zach Davis: The Angels of Death are celebrating, in the ring. But they don't see Nightmare sliding in the ring, with what looks like a 2 x 4.... WITH NAILS IN IT?!?! OH MY GOD!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion nor Kendrik Masters see Nightmare...
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!!
Nightmare nailed Oblivion on IT's mid-section, then on IT's back with that board with nails. Nightmare turns her attention to Kendrik Masters, as she jabbed the board into the gut of Masters, then she grabs Masters in a headlock and begins to dig the nails into the head of Masters. The forehead flesh begins to tear. Nightmare gives out a gleeful squeal.
Shannan Lerch: Masters falls to the mat, as he shows signs of being severely lacerated!!
Outside the ring, Kid Phantasm wraps some barbed wire around a chair. Masters lifts up his head, as several large drops of blood, begins to fall on the mat. Nightmare turns around, with an evil face across her face....
Zach Davis: Oblivion nearly knocked Nightmare's head off with that Enziguiri!!
Masters staggers up, as a lot of blood trickles down his face. Oblivion grabs the 2x4 with the nails in it.
Shannan Lerch: The Angels of Death grab Nightmare and tosses her towards the ropes.
Nightmare bounces off the ropes....
Zach Davis: Nightmare gets clotheslined with that board of nails!!
The crowd slightly cheers, as Kid Phantasm enters the ring....
THWACK!!- THWACK!!- THWACK!! THWACK!!
Kendrik Masters: AHH-H-H-H!!
Shannan Lerch: Kid Phantasm nails both of The Angels of Death with that barbed wired covered chair onto their bodies.
Phantasm grabs Oblivion...
Zach Davis: I don't think Kid Phantasm has enough strength to pick up Oblivion...
Phantasm tries once, nothing. He tries a second time to pick up Oblivion, nothing. Oblivion laughs. Kid Phantasm gets frustrated, as Oblivion gets confident. Phantasm tries a third time and he picks up Oblivion in a pump-handle powerbomb....
Shannan Lerch: Kid Phantasm did it, he pump handled power bomb Oblivion onto the barbed wired chair!!
Nightmare slides over to Kendrik Masters...
Zach Davis: Nightmare poked Kendrik Master in the left eye....
Shannan Lerch: LOW BLOW!!!
Kendrik Master screams out in pain, as he drops down to his knees. Nightmare pops Masters with a quick jab to his facial wounds. Kendrik Masters begin to shake, with obvious pain across his face. Nightmare pops him again with another jab. Masters shows increasing anger, as he stands up shaking with extreme rage. the crowd also increase their cheers....
Crowd: MATERS!! MASTERS!! MASTERS!! MASTERS!!
Zach Davis: I think that low blow and those quick jabs are making Kendrik Masters very angry!!
Masters shake his head in anger, blood flies everywhere, as you can barely see his face under the crimson mask. Master grabs Nightmare....
Shannan Lerch: JACK KNIFE POWERBOMB!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion is standing, with massive bleeding on his back, from those... OH MY GOD!! ALL THOSE PUNCTURE HOLES, FROM THE BARBEDWIRE!!
Oblivion grabs Kid Phantasm...
Shannan Lerch: T-BONE SUPLEX!!
Zach Davis: What's Oblivion doing?!
Oblivion grabs the right leg of Kid Phantasm and begins to stretch out the hamstring.
KICK!! KICK!! KICK!! KICK!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is softening up that leg, for something!
Oblivion grabs the right leg and proceeds to tie up the legs...
Zach Davis: FIGURE FOUR!! Oblivion is using the figure four!!
With Nightmare down, Kendrik Master grabs the barbed wired chair and proceed to....
Kid Phantasm: NO-O-O-O-O!!!
.... slam the chair down onto him.
THWACK!! THWACK!! THWACK!! THWACK!!
Oblivion let's go out the figure four and grabs Kid Phantasm....
Shannan Lerch: DDT on that chair!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion grabs Kid Phantasm and proceeds to take those disgusting filthy long nails of IT's and proceeds to....
Kid Phantasm: AHH-H-HH-HHH!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is digging those nails into the fleshy forehead of Kid Phantasm.
Kendrik Masters grabs and tosses Nightmare into the ropes. Nightmare bounces off the ropes and proceeds to slide under and in between the legs of Masters and gets behind Masters...
Zach Davis: Side russian leg sweep!!
Shannan Lerch: Nightmare is now sitting on the chest of Kendrik Masters and digging HER nails into the head and facial wounds, causing more blood to flow!!
Kendrik Masters: AHH-HHH-H!!
Zach Davis: Now, she is biting Master's head wounds.
Nightmare spits out the flesh. Oblivion grabs Kid Phantasm and throws Phantasm into a corner...
The force, of the Irish whip, causes Kid Phantasm to bounce off the turnbuckles.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion grabbed that barbed wire covered steel chair.
Phantasm bounces off the turnbuckles...
Oblivion cracks the barbed wire chair across the face and head, but the barbed wire is stuck against the facial tissue, of Kid Phantasm.
Zach Davis: The barbed wire is caught on the skin of Kid Phantasm.
Oblivion proceeds to tug and pull on the chair. Kid Phantasm is walking around on his tiptoes, as Oblivion has a hold on the chair, which that barbed wire is caught on Phantasm's face. Oblivion pulls him over and....
WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM!!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is slamming the face of Kid Phantasm down onto the top turnbuckle!!
Since the barbed wire wrapped chair is attached to Kid Phantasm, every time Oblivion bashed Phantasm's head into the turnbuckle the chair smashes into Phantasm head and the barbed wire tears into Phantasm's skin.
Zach Davis: Total brutality!! Blood is everywhere!! Kendrik Master's face is completely covered. Oblivion's back is extremely lacerated and now Kid Phantasm's face is now being made into dog food!!
Oblivion turns Phantasm around and leans him against the corner.
Shannan Lerch: Oh God, what does Oblivion have in mind?
Zach Davis: Oh no!! Please tell me, that psychopath is NOT gonna do what I think that monster is about to do
Shannan Lerch: GOD!! NO-O-O-O-O!!!
Oblivion places his large massive right boot against the mid-section of Kid Phantasm and pulls the barbed wire covered chair away from the flesh of Kid Phantasm's face. Blood and flesh flies everywhere. Kid Phantasm drops to his knees, grabbing his face. Oblivion flies to the ropes and....
Zach Davis: BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF KID PHANTASM!!
Nightmare gets off of Kendrik Masters and grabs him.
Shannan Lerch: Kendrik Masters is tossed out of the ring and Nightmare follows him.
Oblivion grabs Kid Phantasm and tosses him out of the ring. Nightmare sees a nearby camera cable and proceeds to choke Kendrik Masters with it. Masters flings his around.
Zach Davis: Nightmare has a hug grin on her face, as she chokes the life out of Kendrik Masters.
Oblivion grabs and tosses Kid Phantasm towards the nearest security railing. A few feet away is Nightmare choking Masters with a camera cable.
Shannan Lerch: Masters is trying his best, by throwing a fist into Nightmare's face.
Zach Davis: Two more shots from Masters.
That last shot caused Nightmare to let go of the cable and stumble back and....
Shannan Lerch: I think Nightmare realizes why she couldn't move any further.... OBLIVION!!
Meanwhile, Kendrik Masters tries to wipe the blood away from his eyes. He looks at a bloody Kid Phantasm and grabs him. Masters picks up Phantasm and keeps him hanging in the air.
Zach Davis: Looks like this might be his stalling sheerdrop brainbuster.
But, Kid Phantasm wiggles free and he grabs Kendrik Masters.
Shannan Lerch: Phantasm is trying to lift up Masters for a snap suplex. But, Kid Phantasm is having a hard time, maybe because of blood loss!
After a couple of fail attempts of executing a snap suplex, Kid Phantasm turns to Kendrik Masters, but Masters looks at Phantasm and flexes hard and screams out a terrifying yell. That causes Kid Phantasm to run in the other direction. Kendrik Masters chases after him.
Zach Davis: They're off to the races!!
Oblivion grabs Nightmare's head.
Shannan Lerch: Oh... no!!!
Oblivion has a tight grip on Nightmare's head and....
A small laceration appears and Oblivion looks around with a child-like grin full of excitement!!
Zach Davis: I don't like the look on Oblivion's face!!
Shannan Lerch: Me neither!!
Oblivion pauses for a second, which causes the crowd to hush for second until....
Oblivion begins to gnaw on the small laceration on Nightmare's forehead. Nightmare scream out bloody murder, as Oblivion chimps down on her forehead. Oblivion tears away, eventually spitting out a chunk of Nightmare's flesh.
Zach Davis: TOTAL BRUTALITY!! THERE IS BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!
Kendrik Masters chases after Kid Phantasm. As Phantasm runs from Masters....
Shannan Lerch: HOLY SHIT!! That was a massive boot from Oblivion!!
Oblivion popped Phantasm in the mouth with a stiff kick to the face.
Zach Davis: Kid Phantasm didn't even see Oblivion standing there.
Oblivion grabs Kid Phantasm by the waist and quickly shoves him straight into the corner ring post. Kid Phantasm arches his back, from being slammed into the ring post. Oblivion proceeds to pound down onto Phantasm. More blood flies off from those massive fists.
Zach Davis: As Oblivion pummels Kid Phantasm, the gutsy Nightmare struggles to stand up, but has a chair in hand.
Nightmare stumbles into the ring. Standing there in the ring, she sees Masters grabbing for a kendo stick, from tossing out the items out of a trashcan.
Shannan Lerch: What is Nightmare doing? She looks as if she can barely stand!!
Nightmare bounces off the ropes and charges towards the other side of the ring, which is facing the ring entrance way...
As Nightmare charges the ropes, she bounces over the top rope and has full extension with her arms back, as she swings the metal chair downward onto Masters. Cameras flash, as she flies into the air....
Zach Davis: Kendrik Masters didn't see it coming!!
Nightmare proceeds to bash the chair onto a fallen Kendrik Masters.
Shannan Lerch: Now, she's going after Oblivion!
Oblivion picks up Kid Phantasm and tosses him....
....right into the security railing. Someone hands Oblivion their 32 ounce cup of ice and soda.
Zach Davis: Whoa.
Kid Phantasm reacts with the ice pelting him into the face, as the soda drenches him.
Shannan Lerch: Well, at least that would help wipe away some, of the flowing blood.
Crowd: THAT WAS FUNNY!! <clap=clap> <clap-clap-clap> THAT WAS FUNNY!! <clap=clap> <clap-clap-clap> THAT WAS FUNNY!! <clap=clap> <clap-clap-clap>
Oblivion pounds down onto Phantasm with a multiple fists. The crowd points behind Oblivion. The Monster doesn't stop pounding down onto Kid Phantasm, as he doesn't realize a bleeding Nightmare come creeping up behind The Monster....
Shannan Lerch: LOW BLOW!!
Zach Davis: Nightmare hits with a low blow.
That low blow causes Oblivion to fall down to IT's knees. Nightmare runs as far as she could until she got to the security railing.
Shannan Lerch: Nightmare is now off running, towards Oblivion...
Zach Davis: KNEE TO THE FACE!! That stunned Oblivion!!
Nightmare grabs Oblivion's neck and...
Shannan Lerch: DDT!! Nightmare makes the cover...
Stanley Moser hurries over and begins to make the count...
Oblivion tosses Nightmare off IT's body.
Zach Davis: Nightmare got tossed nearly a foot in the air and a couple of feet away!!
Oblivion stands up to grab for a nearby chair. Kid Phantasm stands up and clubs Oblivion onto the back with a double fist. Oblivion just shrugs it off and turns around.
Shannan Lerch: OH HELL!!
Oblivion flexes as IT screams out an unearthly howlish scream towards Kid Phantasm, who slowly backs up.
Zach Davis: Those other three, don't see Nightmare slowly crawling away, but looks under the ring.
Nightmare, while spitting blood away from her mouth, smiles when she sees a knocked out Gathering member. She pulls out a table. She slowly drags around the ring to where Kid Phantasm and Oblivion is. Phantasm backs into a pissed off Kendrik Masters...
Shannan Lerch: Kid Phantasm and Kendrik Masters are trading fists for fists!!
Both men are trading punches until...
Zach Davis: Kid Phantasm jabs a thumb into the eye of Kendrik Masters!!
Phantasm grabs Masters and tosses him over the security railing and into the crowd. Kid Phantasm sees Oblivion coming, but he also sees Nightmare setting up a table. Kid Phantasm runs past Oblivion, as nightmare grabs the camera cable and ties one end to a ringpost. Nightmare has the other end and she climbs over the security railing and holds up the cable. Oblivion chases after Kid Phantasm.
Shannan Lerch: I don't think that either Kid Phantasm or Oblivion sees that cable in the air like that.
Kid Phantasm catches a glimpse of Nightmare and runs towards the cable, but ducks....
Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT!!
Shannan Lerch: ZACH!!
Zach Davis: Sorry, but Oblivion didn't see that cable and The Monster was just clotheslined by that cable!!
The Unstable Elements are grabbing Oblivion in what looks like a double suplex position. Kendrik Masters begins to slowly climb over the security railing.
Shannan Lerch: They're grabbing both of Oblivion legs, but they fall backwards onto the table.....
Zach Davis: The table just shattered into an million pieces!!
Shannan Lerch: ABSOLUTE ZERO!!
Both of The Unstable Elements crawl on top of Oblivion half-dead body, as Stanley Moser gets into position. Master tries to get to Oblivion...
Kendrik Masters jumps into the air, to try to stop the count.
Zach Davis: Masters tries to stop the pin attempt!
Masters crashes down with complete disappointment.
Zach Davis: The Unstable Elements have defeated The Angels of Death!!
Shannan Lerch: That match was completely awesome!!
Zach Davis: I totally agree. So does these fans!!
The fans get to their feet and claps and chants....
Crowd: THANK YOU!!<clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap> THANK YOU!!<clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap> THANK YOU!!<clap-clap> <clap-clap-clap>
Zach Davis: Hey Shannan, remember that time you were a slut?
Shannan Lerch: What time?
Zach Davis: My point is made.
"Never Gonna Stop" blasts through the PA as Zombie McMorris makes his way onto the stage all pumped up. Hopping on the balls of his toes and shaking his arms out, Zombie rushes the ring as the music kicks up. Sliding into the ring he makes it across the ring, stepping on the bottom rope and points to the crowd before making his way to the corner turn buckle and pointing to them again and beating his chest in excitement.
Shannan Lerch: Zombie McMorris vying to become a dual champion here tonight.
Zach Davis: Not a chance. NVL has been unstoppable lately.
Shannan Lerch: Zombie has been pretty damn hot in his own right.
Zach Davis: Does that mean you want to sleep with him too?
The camera pans to the titantron, where an oak door comes into view. A thump is heard, and the door shakes on its hinges. Several more thumps occur, until the blade of an ax busts through the door. Smoke begins to form on the stage, as a dark figure steps out. Suddenly a woman voice yells out from the speaker.
"No, go away!
Leave me alone!"
Smoke billows down the aisle as the man walks down it to the ring, his identity shrouded in the smog. Meanwhile, on the titantron, the ax makes a large hole in the wood, and a hand reaches in for the door knob, the fingernails painted black. Again the frightened voice rings out as the mystery man slides into the ring.
"Don't you come in here!
I don't want you here.!"
The mystery man watches the titantron now, as the door opens, and the same man standing in the ring, steps into the house. A lightning bolt cracks behind him, equal in volume to the string of fireworks that fire up on the ramp. The man on the titantron rubs his thumb on the door, leaving a bloody smear on the polished oak. He lifts the ax with both hands, as the voice pleads.
"No, No, No, NO!!
The scream is cut off as the man swings the ax. Blood appears to splatter across the tron, and then the name "Nathan von Liebert" is written with a finger painted black. Nathan, who is in the ring, falls on his knees, never taking his eyes off the 'tron until it goes black. He then scans the members of the crowd that he could without contorting his torso, as Heather Lee announces him.
Zach Davis: The Television Champion is in the ring and this match is about to begin!
Shannan Lerch: The Television Champion versus the Internet Champion, this one should be fun.
Ding, Ding, Ding
The match starts off with Zombie McMorris locking NVL into a side headlock. NVL reverses it and pushes Zombie headfirst into the corner. As McMorris bounces out of the corner NVL grabs him from behind and delivers a sidewalk slam to the Internet Champion. NVL springs back to his feet and begins to stomp away at McMorris’s mid-section.
Shannan Lerch: NVL in total control early.
Zach Davis: ….wait for it….
As NVL goes for another kick to the gut McMorris grabs his foot and spins NVL to the mat. Zombie quickly executes an Ankle Lock. NVL quickly crawls forward and grabs the ropes before the hold is fully applied and the referee peels Zombie off of him. Both wrestlers rise back to their feet.
Zombie runs toward NVL and takes him down to the mat with a running clothesline. He keeps running, bounces off the ropes, and hits an elbow drop on the fallen Television Champion. Zombie rises back to his feet and goes to the corner to climb the turnbuckle. McMorris spins himself around at the top of the turnbuckle and flies off hitting NVL with a flying fist drop.
Shannan Lerch: McMorris showing his athleticism!
Zombie McMorris hooks the leg and makes a pin attempt.
Zach Davis: Kickout by Nathan von Liebert!
McMorris grabs NVL by the head and brings him to his feet. He moves NVL into the corner and attempts to whip him across the ring but Nathan is able to reverse it and send McMorris headfirst into the turnbuckle. As McMorris turns around to face NVL he’s struck with a roundhouse kick taking him down to the mat.
Shannan Lerch: BOOM!
Zach Davis: NVL has quickly taken back control of this match.
NVL immediately reaches down and picks Zombie McMorris back up to his feet. NVL proceeds to drop McMorris again, this time with a double-underhook suplex. NVL gets up and looks down at McMorris and smiles sadistically.
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh, what’s he about to do here?
Zach Davis: There’s really no telling with this nut case!
Nathan looks down at his foot and then back at his fallen opponent. He sets his foot on top of Zombie’s throat and then his other foot on top of that foot choking McMorris!
Shannan Lerch: GOOD GOD!
Zach Davis: This maneuver is just sickening!
NVL begins to bounce up and down a bit literally crushing Zombie’s throat. After a few more seconds Zombie is able to grabs NVL’s legs and slide him off. The Internet Champion begins rolling around the ring holding his throat and gasping for breath. While this is going on NVL takes to the top rope and waits for Zombie to get back to his feet before jumping off and hitting him with a diving crossbody in which he turns immediately into a pin.
Zach Davis: ZOMBIE KICKS OUT JUST IN TIME!
Shannan Lerch: Whew! NVL almost stole that one, Zach.
NVL bangs his head on the mat frustrated with himself.
He decides to get up and walk around the ring to regain his composure. While he does, Zombie quickly gets back to his feet and decks Nathan with a clothesline.
Zach Davis: McMorris from out of nowhere!
McMorris quickly picks NVL back up and pushes him into the corner. The Intenet Champion proceeds to hit him with a haymaker combo, ending with an uppercut that sends NVL slumping down into a sitting position in the corner. From there McMorris takes a few steps back and runs at NVL hitting him with the ‘Boot Party’ and sending NVL’s skull into the ringpost!
Shannan Lerch: OH SHIT. I think I see blood on the canvas!
Zombie McMorris peels a seemingly unconscious off the ring post and sets him into the middle of the ring and hooks the leg for the cover.
Zach Davis: I think NVL is out cold. We may be about to crown yet another double-champion here in the WCF…
Zach Davis: NOOOO!!
Shannan Lerch: The ref counted to three, but now he’s saying NVL got the shoulder up just in time!
Zach Davis: It doesn’t get any closer than that, but this match is going to continue.
Zombie McMorris gets up quickly and confronts the referee. He shoves him down to the mat and as he turns around…
Shannan Lerch: STRAIGHT JACKET DROP!
Zach Davis: NVL FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! HE’S GOT THE COVER!!
Shannan Lerch: The referee is still down!
Nathan scraps the pinfall attempt and walks over to the referee and helps him to his feet. As Nathan turns back around this time he’s met by Zombie McMorris in his turn for the surprise attack. Zombie goes to pick up Nathan for the ‘Axe Wound’ but Nathan wiggles away just in time. Nathan counters with a clothesline taking Zombie down to the mat. He springs over him, hits the ropes, bounces back, going for an elbow drop….but Zombie McMorris moves out of the way!
McMorris springs back to his feet and brings Nathan up with him, picks him up, and drops him with a superplex. The crowd begins to get behind McMorris as he brings NVL quickly back to his feet again. The Internet Champion grabs him, and then delivers the…
Zach Davis: World Tour ’69!
Shannan Lerch: I love the ’69! Oh…wait…
Zach Davis: Zombie going for the cover! This may do it!
KICKOUT BY NATHAN VON LIEBERT!
Shannan Lerch: WOW! NVL isn’t ready to give up yet!
Zach Davis: What else is going to take for Zombie McMorris to win this one?!
Clearly frustrated, McMorris gets back to his feet. He begins to stomp at NVL’s head with authority. He takes a few steps back, lunges forward, and then drops a knee onto the Television Champion. McMorris grabs NVL by the hair and drags him into the center of the ring. From there he locks NVL in a boston crab!
Shannan Lerch: Well, pack it up; I don’t think NVL is getting out of this one.
Zach Davis: He’s in dire straits right now, Shannan, for sure. He’s a long way from the ropes and he’s got to be tired at this point in the match.
McMorris uses all of his strength to keep the hold locked in but slowly…inch by inch…Nathan von Liebert crawls toward the ropes. The hold has been locked in for close to a full minute and NVL is finally approaching the ropes. He reaches out…..
Zach Davis: Zombie McMorris releases the hold!! He’s moving NVL back into the center of the ring!
Shannan Lerch: Wait a second! NVL is trying to fight his way out!
McMorris’s brief release of the hold has allowed NVL to swing one of his legs loose. He wraps it around McMorris’ head and is able to roll him up for the cover!
Zach Davis: NO!! Somehow, with all of NVL’s weight on his shoulders, Zombie McMorris is able to kick out!
Shannan Lerch: There isn’t an ounce of give in either of these men. That’s why they are both WCF champions.
Both men rise back to their feet. Breathing heavily, both men take a second to size one another up. NVL strikes first with a fist to the face, but Zombie counters with one of his own. The bigger McMorris is able to back Nathan into the corner. He goes for a big boot to the face, but NVL ducks it and Zombie’s leg lands on the top turnbuckle. NVL quickly takes advantage by delivering a vicious elbow to his exposed thigh, hobbling the Internet Champion. Nathan quickly grabs Zombie in a reverse suplex hold and then delivers the Demon Bounce!
Zach Davis: DEMON BOUNCE!
Shannan Lerch: That has to do it this time, right??
NVL quickly hooks the leg.
Zach Davis: Nathan von Liebert has done it! He’s successfully defended the WCF Television Title once again!
Shannan Lerch: What a great performance by both of these men! That was one hell of a match!
An exhausted Nathan von Liebert stands up and is given the Television Title. He holds it up in the air to celebrate the victory.
The Arena Goes Dark, and then all simultaneously “Barton Hollow” By The Civil Wars begins to play through the audio systems. The Entrance Gate area and Stage begin to flicker with White lights and neon blue flashes mixed in the flickers. Fog fills the gate area as Steeltoe Joe comes walking out of the midst of the Fog. Joe Stands on stage and plays to the crowds who are cheering for him. Joe then walks down the ramp and gets to the ring steps where he stops, does a Catholic Crucifix motion and then walks up the steps and into the ring. He climbs up two turnbuckles and does the same crucifix motion and raises his arms and points towards Heaven.
The Lights Shut off and My Name By Eminem FT Xzibit Blasts Through the Speakers and Green smoke fills the entrance ramp as red and blue lights flash through out the crowd and Nic Daniels Walks Out With the Lovely Gina Caldwell as they both Walk through the smoke then look into the crowds for their reaction, He then looks at Gina Nods then Heads down to the ring as he poses into the ring as Gina Caldwell Claps at ring side as Nic waits for his opponents.
Zach Davis: Here are Steeltoe Joe and Nic Daniels. Both men lift Mulisha under very different circumstances, but I believe they'll be able to work together tonight.
Shannan Lerch: That's right. Daniels turned on Eric Price, but Steeltoe Joe was attacked by Tek. Very interesting set of developments.
Hollywood undead-Tear it up plays. The lights go out and then on the screen you see a hand that is holding five fingers up and every second that goes past and finger goes down till one and the one second finger is the middle finger. Then Hollywood Undead's Tear It up plays and the camera goes to the stage there is a figure standing there. They put a spot light to the figure stands and it shows a man wearing long black basketball shorts and wearing a black pair of DC shoes and wearing a black and white LA dodger hat with a water bottle in hand. This man comes walking down the ramp as he drinks from the water bottle and bopping his head to the song and in his other hand has a black baseball bat, and has he starts comes to the ring the screen goes from color to black and white and when tek gets in the ring the screen goes back to color and black smoke falls from the roof.
Gold lights will start flashing as Longhorn starts and as soon as Eric Price walks out, a gold spotlight will shine on him as he makes his way to the ring at a jovial pace as he goes to each side of the audience and slaps hands with them. He steps in the ring using the steps and walks into the ring as he stands in the center of it looking around at the audience, pointing to the audience as he walks to a corner in the ring and smiles at the audience.
Zach Davis: And here are the remaining members of Mulisha, Tek and Eric Price.
Once its decided that Tek is starting for his team, Joe decides to start for HIS team. He runs at Tek and tackles him down as the bell rings!
Shannan Lerch: Here we go!
Joe hits punch after punch on Tek, but Tek quickly rolls over so he's on top of Joe, hitting Joe with several punches as well! Both men eventually get to their feet, Joe runs at Tek but Tek has a calmer head and is able to hiptoss Joe. Tek stomps him a few more times and then hits a Standing 450 Splash, which the crowd pops for, being a super athletic move and all.
Zach Davis: Tek is able to hit some incredible moves, that's for sure.
Tek picks Joe up and throws him into the corner before tagging in Eric Price. Price comes in and starts stomping on his former stablemate Steeltoe Joe. Price lifts Joe up onto the turnbuckle and then executes a Superplex!
Shannan Lerch: Big move!
Price pins Joe.
No, Joe kicks out. Price then gets up and begins stomping Steeltoe Joe in the gut.
Zach Davis: Joe needs to get some offense in here, Mulisha is dominating this match so far.
Shannan Lerch: After what Nic Daniels said to Eric Price last week, Eric has A LOT to prove. He said that Price was a shell of his former self and that Mulisha was holding him back, and that he's become an afterthought. Amongst other things.
Price stomps Joe viciously before picking him up and throwing him to the ropes... before hitting an Inverted DDT! Price then raises his arms, playing to the crowd.
Zach Davis: Price is trying to get the crowd on his side, but he needs to be paying attention to his opponent!
Shannan Lerch: Do you think what Daniels said about the crowd not caring about Price got to him?
Joe starts stumbling to his feet, but Price is too busy with the crowd to notice until Joe is all the way up. Joe runs at Price and goes for a Clothesline, but Price ducks it and goes for an Olympic Slam!
Zach Davis: Great move-
But Joe lands behind Eric Price, and hits a big Belly to Back Suplex! Joe then dives towards his corner and tags in Nic Daniels!
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh. Here is the showdown that we want to see.
Zach Davis: Nic Daniels and Eric Price, face to face!
Daniels doesn't go on the attack right away. Instead, he waits for Eric Price to stumble to his feet.
Shannan Lerch: Don't know if this is wise..
Eric is up, and he turns... face to face with Nic Daniels. Half of the crowd is chanting "NI-IC DANIELS! NI-IC DANIELS!" and half is chanting "ER-IC PRICE! ER-IC PRICE!". The two look out into the crowd for several moments.... before Price backs up and tags in Tek.
Zach Davis: What the hell!?
The crowd boos.
Shannan Lerch: It looks like Eric Price doesn't want to fight Nic Daniels! Hell, Daniels slapped Price in the face last week and he didn't even fight back!
Tek, however, DOES want to fight. Tek runs at Daniels and Clotheslines him down. Daniels gets back up and gets another Clothesline from Tek. Tek throws Daniels to the ropes, then grabs him as he comes back and hits a Swinging Reverse STO!
Zach Davis: The Streets are Talking!
Tek then runs to the ropes and hits a Springboard 450 Splash! This time into a pin.
No, Steeltoe Joe enters the ring and kicks Tek off Nic Daniels. Joe gets back onto the apron but Tek stands, walking over to Joe and getting in his face. This allows Nic Daniels to roll Tek up from behind!
NO! Another kickout!
Shannan Lerch: Two nearfalls! This match was almost over!
Tek turns his attention back to the legal man. He goes for a Forward Russian Legsweep but Daniels elbows Tek in the head, breaks out of it and then hits Tek with a huge Belly to Belly Suplex!
Zach Davis: What a move!
Daniels follows up by running to the ropes and hitting a Lionsault!
Shannan Lerch: This has gotta be it!
Zach Davis: Come on, Eric Price, get in the ring and break up the pin!
....Price doesn't, however, he won't attack Nic Daniels!....
Shannan Lerch: THIS MATCH ISN'T OVER! Tek gets his shoulder up!
Daniels is angry. He starts stomping on Tek several times before putting him in the Pedigree position.
Zach Davis: He's going for the Verdict!
But Tek reverses it into a Back Bodydrop! Daniels hits the mat, stumbles up, Tek grabs him and hits a Spinning Impaler!
Shannan Lerch: STREET JUSTICE!
Tek pins Daniels.
NO! Steeltoe Joe is in the ring and breaks it up once more!
Zach Davis: ALMOST!
Joe quickly picks Tek up and hits him with the Baptism! Daniels throws his arm over Tek.
Shannan Lerch: There it is! Daniels and STJ pick up the win!
Price enters the ring, and just when we think there might be a fight, Master of Puppets hits.
Shannan Lerch: Yay!
Seth Lerch steps on, a huge grin on his face, and a mic in his hand.
Seth Lerch: Well hey there! If it isn't my old group of friends, Mulisha.
Mixed reaction from the crowd.
Seth Lerch: Oh, what's that? You've all broken up, pretty much? Awww, thats so sad to hear! Seriously, I'm heartbroken! Tek, I thought you were going to take this group to the top? Well I guess I was right... you were just a bunch of LOSERS!
The crowd boos Seth.
Seth Lerch: Well you know what? I'm going to make three matches right now. Two blockbuster PPV matches... the Mulisha explodes! You four will get what you want! Eric Price, you're getting your one on one match with Nic Daniels!
Crowd cheers that one!
Seth Lerch: And Steeltoe Joe, you can have YOUR one on one match with Tek!
Crowd cheers that too! All four men in the ring smile, actually happy with Seth's news, as all four men wanted these matches.
Seth Lerch: I'll love seeing you four tear each other apart. However, I'm also booking a match for next week. You see, I'm sure all of these fans don't want to see Mulisha go out just like that, out of nowhere. So I'm going to give them the chance to see Mulisha in action as a group one more time.
Murmuring from the crowd, wondering what he means. The men in the ring are confused as well.
Seth Lerch: Tek, Nic Daniels, Eric Price, and Steeltoe Joe will all be action next week, teaming together ONE LAST TIME!
Now everyone in the ring is definitely upset. They look around, NOT wanting to team together again.
Seth Lerch: Against who, you ask?... the one and only... TEAM! OF! TREEAAACCHHEERRYY!
Seth Lerch: Logan! Super FPV! Doc Henry! And yours truly, too!
Shannan Lerch: Wow! Seth is getting in the ring next week!
Zach Davis: The Team of Treachery versus The Mulisha in Mulisha's farewell match, fantastic!
With that, Seth leaves the arena, leaving Tek, Daniels, Joe and Price to contemplate next week.
Zach Davis: Here we go, Shannan! Get your head out of that twitter-feed, ya silly ho!
Shannan Lerch: Your old momma was a ho, uh, ya silly jizz-monkey!
Zach Davis: Don’t you dare call me that! I told you that story in confidence! Don’t listen to her folks. She’s lying!
Shannan Lerch: #Zack_JizzMonkey_Davis just got over a thousand retweets!
Zach Davis: Gah! Focus on the damn match, woman! Sheesh! It’s always Jizz-monkey’s with you!
The sound of roaring motorcycles could be heard over the PA system as Pyrotechs explode down the entrance ramp and around the ring. It's Time for war by LLCOOLJ then begins as Night Rider makes his way to the ring with the Lovely Angel Fyre leading the way.
Zach Davis: NightRider looks like he’s about ready to tear somebody’s head off tonight!
Shannan Lerch: He does look focused as a mofo! Focused like a sexy wrestling fox! -Like a really focused hunky piece of man meat!
Zach Davis: What does that even mean!?
The lights drop as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are smeared with blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.
Zach Davis: This crowd doesn’t really like either of these guys. Look at them pelt Greenfever with those hotdogs…so many hotdogs, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: #Zack_SoManyHotdogs_Davis just got a billion retweets! OMG!
Zach Davis: I’m just going to ignore you now! Greenfever is in the ring and it looks like Zip Wingdinger is just about ready to get this thing underway!
Greenfever and NightRider tie into one another. NightRider spikes Greenfever down with a meaty overhead club! Greenfever is right back up and unloads a flurry of kicks to NightRider’s legs. NightRider stumbles for a moment, but comes back strong by planting a jaw rattling Forearm to Greenfever’s face-meat. NightRider seizes the moment and stomps the living shit out Greenfever.
Zach Davis: NightRider is putting the boots to the People’s Champion! And the crowd is loving it!
NightRider lifts Greenfever and whips him into the turnbuckle. Rider rushes in and simply destroys Greenfever with a Drop Kick! Greenfever is rocked backward onto the top turnbuckle. Rider climbs up and lays a 9 count of face punches to Greenfever’s grease smeared eye sockets. NightRider lifts Greenfever until they are both standing on the Top Rope!
Zach Davis: Greenfever is trying to shove NightRider down to the concrete!
Rider claps a choke onto Greenfever. Fever tries to bite at the grip, but alas, he cannot! Rider slings Greenfever over, decimating him with a Top rope Belly to Belly Suplex!
Zach Davis: Good gravy! What a move! What precise execution by the big man!
Shannan Lerch: This match just got right to the damned point! Fever can’t many more of those kinds of moves! NightRider’s out to prove a point here, Zacky!
Zach Davis: You call me Zack or Mr. Davis or Mr.Zach Davis when I’m wearing this bowtie, Shannan! What did grandmamma tell ya?
Shannan Lerch: Yea, yea.
NightRider musters the wherewithal to push himself back up to his feet and he lifts Greenfever almost effortlessly. Rider lifts Fever for a BenchPress Slam, but Greenfever bites his way out of it!
Zach Davis: Fever may have just bit one of Rider’s fingers off, Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: I seent it! It looked like he got a healthy chunk of that right palm! Enough to break the move!
Zach Davis: Enough for a supplemental rabies shot after match too!
Fever fires a fresh round of striking combo’s to NightRider’ defense stance. Rider absorbs them expertly… except for that last spin kick! The toe of Greenfever’s boot collides spectacularly with Nightriders jaw. Rider is spun and collapses to the mat.
Zach Davis: Wowie0-Woo-Wow! Did you see that kick Shannan!?
Zip Wingdinger slides into frame and counts the pin by Greenfever!
Greenfever slams his hand down onto the mat, screaming at the ref. Greenfever yanks Rider yanks up by his hair, but Rider jabs him in the throat! Rider and turns Fever inside out with a heart-stopping clothesline!
Rider with the quick follow up pin!
Zach Davis: Oh my Goodness! I thought Rider had it! I thought he did, Shannananananan! I’m all jibbered up!
NightRider lifts Greenfever and slings him into the turnbuckle. Rider follows in with a sky high Drop kick, but Fever dodges it! NightRider is tangled in the ropes! Greenfever leaps onto the top rope and spikes himself down ontop of NightRider with a godawful elbow drop to NightRider’s entangled knee!
Zach Davis: Did you hear the pop from Rider’s knee!? It was disgusting! It may be broken!
Shannan Lerch: Greenfever’s back up top! Rider’s still all wrapped up into the ropes damnit!
Greenfever leaps to drop another elbow into Rider’s knee, but Rider whips himself out of the snare! Greenfever’s elbow finds nothing but steel-turnbuckle!
Zach Davis: Blood is spurting out of Greenfever’s elbow! It’s friggin’ disgusting!
NightRider plows over Greenfever with a thrust kick and follows it up with a BenchPress Slam!
Zach Davis: HoHoo! That was huge!
Shannan Lerch: NightRider isn’t done yet!
Rider slings Greenfever back up and…
Zach Davis: Cradle DDT on Greenfever! This could be it! That was amazing!
Zip Wingdinger croppyflops his way into frame and counts the pin!
Zach Davis: Not enough! C’mon Rider! Seal the deal! Seal that damned deal, mayne!
NightRider shoves Zip backward and calls Wingdinger’s mother a straight up country whore!
Shannan Lerch: Hioo! Rider’s got beef with the Wingdinger! #Country_Whore is trending like a wildfire!
Zach Davis: NightRider might get thrown out of here, with that attitude! Zip don’t take no slop!
Greenfever manages to make it to his feet. Fever tries to ring NightRiders bells with a punch to the balls!
Zach Davis: NightRider blocked it! Rider pounds a knee directly into Greenfever’s face, before slinging him back into the turnbuckle!
NightRider lifts Greenfever up to the top rope and smashes Fever’s face with a flurry of face punches! Fever is out of it! NightRider lifts Greenfever for a powerbomb!
Zach Davis: Bah Gawd! A Top-rope Power Bomb of some sort! I think I’m havin’ some variation of a stroke! Bah Gawd!
Night Rider makes the pin! Zip Wingdinger kneels and starts a count, albeit a little slow!
Shannan Lerch: NightRider is pissed! He looks like he’s gonna take a bite out of Wingdinger!
Greenfever is back up somehow and pops Rider in the back of the head with a Roaring Elbow! NightRider stumbles forward! Greenfever sprints and front-flips himself toward Rider!
Zach Davis: The GiggleBox! Greenfever just nailed Rider with the GiggleBox!
Shannan Lerch: That’s Switches’ move, Zach! He’ll be pissed!
Greenfever makes the pin! Zip is on top of that shit and in a hurry!
THREEE!~! NO! NightRider kicks out!
Zach Davis: NightRider’s still in it! And Fever is pissed about it! Mega-Pissed!
Crowd: Boo! Greenfever smells like Hot Garbage!
Greenfever sneers at an old pregnant bitch in the front row, giving NightRider enough time to get back to his feet! NightRider spins Greenfever around and blasts him with the Claw!
Zach Davis: That’s the Claw hold, fools! He’ll crush Fever’s skull like a peach or some of soft skinned berry!
Shannan Lerch: Maybe like a peanut!
Zach Davis: I suppose that works too, Shannan!
Fever stomps NightRiders foot to break the hold. NightRider socks Greenfever in the jaw and slings him into the turnbuckle. Greenfever hops up to the top rope like some sort of acrobatic clown! Preposterous! Well, maybe not preposterous, but exciting and at very least surprising! NightRider reaches up and attempts to pulls Greenfever down into a DDT! No! Greenfever jams his fingers into Riders mouth! NightRider yells in anger/pain! He bellows as Greenfever frontflips onto NightRider’s back without breaking the odd submission!
Zach Davis: Another one of Switches’ moves! That’s the Smiley’O Matic! Rider is in trouble!
Shannan Lerch: Rider is climbing the ropes with Greenfever on his back! Woo! He strong as all out doors, Zacky!
Greenfever tries to leverage the submission, but NightRider wriggles free!
Zach Davis: NightRider and Fever are slugging it out, right there on the top rope! It’s dangerous as hell, bro!
Shannan Lerch: Oh no! What is this! No!
Greenfever spikes NightRider down with a top rope Dislocated PileDriver! It was disgusting! The crowd is hushed by its sheer brutality.
Zip Wingdinger leaps into action and counts the pin!
Greenfever’s arm is raised in victory!
Zach Davis: And Greenfever retains the People’s Championship title!
Shannan Lerch: I thought NightRider had his number tonight, but Greenie pulled through and scored the win! What a fight!
Slam fades to black.