Drunk and Crazy by Mogwai hits and Slam is on the air! We go right to Zach and Shannan.
Zach Davis: Welcome to the show! We're one week away from Aftermath and damnit we want answers!
Shannan Lerch: That's right! Jay Price is currently scheduled to defend the Tag Team Titles with Greenfever, and Fly was scheduled to face Twilight for the World Title. But tonight Twilight and Adams might win the Tag Titles, and Price has the World Title, not Fly, and argh! Seth's perfectly planned out card has been all messed up.
Zach Davis: Don't forget, Famine of the Vile is gunning for Fly and especially Twilight as well. I'm not sure where he thinks he gets off seeing as he's just gotten off of his suspension via terroristic tactics but whatever. Hopefully Seth gets us some answers tonight.
Shannan Lerch: Chad Evans returns to a true WCF ring tonight, facing Johnny Reb. These two are not strangers to one another, and they're both former World Champs. This should be a wrestling clinic if I've ever seen one!
Zach Davis: As long as Reb can stay focused. He is one week away from the single biggest match of his career, where his entire WCF future is on the line, against Doc Henry.
Shannan Lerch: Speaking of Doc, he'll team up with my brother Seth and the rest of the ToT to take on the entire Mulisha. Well, what USED to be the Mulisha, anyway. Now they all kinda hate each other, so this is gonna be awkwarrrdddd.
Zach Davis: HUGE battle royal for People's Title contendership tonight. Kendrik Masters, Gein Spector, Ryan Elias, the returning Ana Valentine, Bo Stoned, Kira Sakazaki, Waylon Cash, and Kid Phantasm are all in it to win it. And by "it" I mean a People's Title match against the man who appears to be the most unbeatable man in WCF, SwitchFever.
Shannan Lerch: Big six man tag as the tag team number one contenders, Night Rider and Purse, team up with Oblivion to take on The Business members Domestik Disturbance and Al Envy. The Business are looking to make a big splash in WCF and this is their opportunity.
Zach Davis: Roy Speede defends his US Title against Benjamin and Atreyu. This is a bizarre situation too. Atreyu already has a TV Title shot next week at Aftermath against NvL, so he could be a double Champion. But Apathy and Speede are scheduled to be allies in the upcoming Trios Cup Tournament, so the odds may not be in Atreyu's favor.
Shannan Lerch: Speaking of NvL, he defends his TV Title against the returning Captain Jack Dancer. Huh. And Atreyu's manager is the special guest ref!
Zach Davis: Zombie McMorris defends against The Scoutmaster. This is weird.
Shannan Lerch: Balfore is competing against the 8th Wonder... Balfore is set to face McMorris next week and I'm sure he's gonna look to send a message to him via these two guys.
Zach Davis: We have a five corners match, even though our ring only has four corners! Prototype and Devon D'Andre are in their second match in WCF, joined by GEKIDO, Carter Contra, and Apocalypse. Hopefully Superman doesn't interfere.
Shannan Lerch: And our opener is a huge gauntlet match. Gravedigger versus TEN MEN! Good lord. At Aftermath, Logan and Gravedigger compete in a Rope of Treachery match, so I'm sure Seth is looking to wear him down here tonight. Smart plan.
Zach Davis: Let's start the show!
The lights go out as a spotlight centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. The crowd begins to boo MASSIVELY as the video wall displays the words THE ONLY ONE.
Zach Davis: Hey, what is this about?
Shannan Lerch: I have no idea. But it seems that Sarah Twilight is on her way out here.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time, please welcome the number one contender for the WCF World Heavyweight Championship...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!
Pyros shoot up from the stage as our melody finally kicks into guitar. "The Only One" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage, holding a small briefcase with her. She is greeted with deafening boos and soaks them all in, as if she enjoyed the crowd's hatred. She arrogantly swaggers towards the ring and steps inside. Pyros now shoot off from the ring posts and Sarah stands in the center of the ring, posing, almost as if for her own amusement as the crowd's boos become even LOUDER. Finally, The Mistress of Mischief takes up a microphone.
Sarah Twilight: For the past several weeks, I have been constantly followed, blindsided and, to be quite honest...absolutely pissed off by Famine of the Vile. I beat his sorry ass with a baseball bat, and he STILL continued to carry out these random assaults. Claiming that I framed him or whatever the fuck he says.
Sarah paces back and forth a few times, the anger is evident in her emerald green eyes.
Sarah Twilight: First of all Famine. Let me clue you in on something, I don't need to frame you for drug use or anything else for that matter. If I have a fucking problem with someone, I settle it out here....face to FACE! Not pull some cowardly little bitch shit like you. But that is what it is. I will deal with you when the timing is right. For the time being, I am out here to discuss a little something else.
A devious smirk crosses her lips as she arrogantly swaggers toward the corner. She sets the briefcase on the ropes to hold it in place as she opens it, removing a handful of papers from inside. She leaves the briefcase at the corner as she returns to the center of the ring, paperwork in hand.
Sarah Twilight: You see, a few weeks ago I had a short, but sweet little meeting with Seth Lerch. Now, before I go over what that was all about, I just have a little bit of advice. Seth, you should really read over things before you sign them.
Zach Davis: Uh oh, this can't be good. What did he sign, Shannan? What did he sign?
Shannan Lerch: I have no idea what he signed. Don't ask me, ask him!
Another smirk. This one accompanied with a little bit of laughter.
Sarah Twilight: Now as I stand here, I know Seth is in the back, and he is getting handed a manilla envelope as we speak. The envelope has been sent to you courtesy of my attorney. All of the paperwork has been filed, complete with your signature. Your receiving a copy is merely a legal formality. One that I carefully plotted out so that you would receive that paperwork at this exact moment.
A few more paces back and forth, further keeping the anticipation to a maximum. After apparently giving Seth a few moments to start reading whatever it is that he's received, she continues.
Sarah Twilight: Now, as you sit back there in your little office, getting ready to rip out your hair, let me assure you that those ARE indeed legal documents. That contract you signed two weeks ago? Well Seth, that was a bit of an "insurance policy" on my part.
Zach Davis: This is sounding worse with each passing moment.
Her pearly whites are exposed as she grins heavily. Obviously she was going to enjoy every moment from here on out.
Sarah Twilight: I mean, you have allowed Famine to attack me at every turn, and when you pledged alliance to the ToT once again, you said yourself that you had taken up issue with me, a Woman, headlining your events. It must really eat at you then, doesn't it? The fact that I am headlining two of your major events back to back? I bet it shakes you at your very CORE, doesn't it?
Zach Davis: He has every right to feel whatever way he wants!
Shannan Lerch: Though I have a feeling that his mentioning it in public may have added some fuel to the fire.
Sarah Twilight: I kinda figured that. But that's alright though. This is where my documents come into play. You see, it was my talent that has sky rocketed me to the main event here in WCF. However, it will be the fact that I am far more intelligent than you are that will keep me here. That's right Seth. You have your announcement tonight, and I will be paying VERY close attention.
She pauses just a moment as she looks back and forth out amongst the crowd, smirking.
Sarah Twilight: Because if ANYTHING that you do conflicts with my contract, I will file suit to the full extent of the law! I know that you know EXACTLY what I am talking about, Seth. That contract that YOU signed states that I am to get my World Championship match at Aftermath, WITHOUT Controversy.
Zach Davis: What the hell is she talking about?
Shannan Lerch: Obviously she wants to have a fair shot, without any run ins by Famine.
The smirk has disappeared as she speaks very seriously on the matter.
Sarah Twilight: And it is not some vague term, Seth, You keep reading, every article, every word of that fine print as well! If ANYONE so much as says boo to me between now and Aftermath, I am GUARANTEED to become the World Champion! Oh yes, you heard me.....I will be awarded the World Championship immediately and without negotiation should there be interference of any sort with the preparation, execution, or scheduling of my championship match at Aftermath.
Zach Davis: WHAT?! How the hell can she get away with that?
Shannan Lerch: She tricked Seth into signing her papers, that's how!
Sarah Twilight: Furthermore, should I be awarded the championship by these means, that would result in your breach of contract. And yes Seth, you ARE reading that correctly right now...I will take the championship and LEAVE the WCF with it!
She smirks as the crowd boos.
Sarah Twilight: Keep reading, Seth, After all, YOU signed those papers! You see, if I leave the WCF with your World Championship, there is no reprieve for you. Sure, you can debut another championship in its place...BUT. As stated under the contract stipulations, it will NOT be known as the World Championship nor recognized as such. Do you start to sense a pattern here? See, I left no stone unturned. I have you back against the wall and there is nowhere you can go.
Zach Davis: That bitch! She is trying to STEAL her way into the World Championship!
Shannan Lerch: I think it's moreso designed to keep her chance unblemished. But I have to agree the methods are a bit extreme.
Sarah Twilight: Read everything VERY carefully, Seth. Because it's ALL covered. I don't care if someone pops up on the video screen and sneezes in order to attempt to cost me the match, it's covered in there as a breach of your contract. Show up on the stage to get a closer look? That's covered too! Intentional Disqualifications or count-outs, covered in there! If someone rushes the ring and hots Price, to get me disqualified...well that is covered as well. Seth, you had better have Security out in FULL FORCE because I don't care if a FAN jumps the barricade, it's covered and it will cost you DEARLY!!! Plain and simply, if ANYONE tries to cost me that match, be it Famine, the ToT, a FAN, the hot dog vendor.....I stand to gain quite a LOT, while you have everything to LOSE! So you had better watch what you do between now and Aftermath.
Sarah starts to exit the ring when she recalls something. She stops, and looks into the cameras once more as she leaves Seth Lerch with a final statement.
Sarah Twilight: Oh, and by the way. I don't really give a shit that Jonny Fly lost at XIII. My contract states I get my shot regardless of who is champion. Remember, screw me out of my match and I stand to gain everything! Now, you go ahead and make your "announcement."
She drops the mic as "The Only One" plays over the loudspeakers once again. The Mistress of Mischief climbs out of the ring and makes her way back up the ramp. The smirk never leaving her face.
Zach Davis: I can't believe what we've just heard! Sarah Twilight has a legal contract signed by Seth Lerch that almost GUARANTEES her to become champion!
Shannan Lerch: I don't know that it guarantees her that. But it definitely assures us a no nonsense contest at Aftermath!
Master of Puppets hits.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Seth!
Indeed, Seth Lerch steps out from the back. The Reading area native walks to the ring, enduring jeers from the crowd. He's wearing a ToT shirt. He slides in and grabs a mic, ignoring Sarah.
Seth Lerch: Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo Reading!
Seth Lerch: I've never understood why you people boo me, until recently. You all hate success. You hate someone like me who works hard, because you're all goddamn lazy! How many of you bought tickets to this show with your welfare check!?
Some people raise their hands politely, indicating that they did indeed buy tickets via welfare money. Most others boo.
Seth Lerch: Are you saying boo, or boo-urns? Nevermind. Anyway, I'm here to address the World Title situation. And you, Miss Twilight.
The crowd settles down, interested.
Seth Lerch: I'm stripping Jay Price of the World Title and putting it back on Jonny Fly because XIII is stupid.
MASSIVE booing. Seth smiles as the crowd begins to chant "bullshit!"
Seth Lerch: Nah, nah, I'm kidding. I mean, I'd love to do that, don't get me wrong. But I'd prefer seeing someone kick Jay's ass and seeing him pinned for the belt, so I'm going to let THAT happen. Eventually. But not at Aftermath.
Confusion from the crowd; quite frankly, everyone expected some kind of triple threat announcement. In a rage, Sarah grabs the mic from him.
Sarah Twilight: Seth, didn't you listen to what I just said!?
Seth Lerch: Yes, Sarah, I did. Contract or no contract, I'm tired of letting other people determine that belt's fate. It already changed hands at XIII, and quite frankly, I want Price to keep holding onto the belt.. I'm going to let it sink in. He has to be awfully goddamn proud of himself, finally accomplishing something he's wanted to accomplish for the last few years. But I'm going to let it sink in... HE HAD TO DO IT AT XIII. He couldn't do it on a REAL WCF show... he had to do it on some bastardized version of my company. Great job, Price, there will ALWAYS be an asterisk next to your name in the recordbooks. You're not a real Champion, Jay, and you never will be.
Sarah Twilight: I don't care! Think about it, Seth, do you REALLY-
Seth Lerch: Do I really want to keep hearing you bitch? No, actually. Nag, nag, nag... women. Am I right, fellas?
Seth looks into the audience, but they boo his misogyny.
Seth Lerch: Alright, Sarah, you know what? You have your Tag Titles match tonight. If you can pin Jay tonight, firstly you'll have to defend those belts against Night Rider and Purse at Aftermath. But then I'll give you your damn Title match, and it will indeed be a Triple Threat!
Cheers! Sarah smiles, confident. Seth drops his mic and leaves the ring.
Zach Davis: There you have it! If Sarah Twilight can pin the World Champion tonight, she'll get her World Title match.
Kyle Steel: The following match is a Gauntlet Match. Introducing first...
The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so before "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. A spotlight hits the entranceway and out from the back walks Gravedigger, escorted by Adrian and JJ.
Kyle Steel: From Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds....He is the Epitome Of Hardcore...Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavedigger.
The crowd boos heavily and the trio stops on top of the ramp as Gravedigger looks around smiling. They then walk down the ramp and over to the ring steps. Adrian walks over to the side of the ring, reaches up and pulls himself up onto the apron with one of the ropes and then climbs into the ring. Gravedigger climbs the steps first and turns to JJ, pulling up the middle rope and stepping down on the bottom one, as she steps through the gap into the ring. Gravedigger steps through the top and middle rope and walks over to one of the turnbuckles and stands on the middle pad and holds his arms in the air as the crowd rains boos down upon him.
Zach Davis: And just listen to this crowd Shannan. The man's been a part of WCF for the better part of a decade and the fans still hate him as much today as they did when he debuted.
Shannan Lerch: Despite what some "experts" might say about wrestling fans being ignorant and stupid, the majority are actually quite bright. And when someone repeatedly tries to takeover and shutdown their favorite company, they tend to be hateful towards that person.
Adrian and JJ exit the ring as Gravedigger prepares himself for the match, staring down the entrance ramp as he does so.
Zach Davis: While we have a second, let's go over what's going on here Shannan. Seth Lerch has booked Gravedigger in this Gauntlet Match against nine individuals. In order to win, he's going to have to either pin or submit each of them, in order, without being pinned or submitted himself. Quite the task Gravedigger's looking at if you ask me Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: Indeed Zach. Normally I'd be betting on Gravedigger against some of the competitors he's set to face, but to have to go through all ten at once...yikes!
Zach Davis: Shouldn't be that hard really. You yourself went through at least a dozen men at last year's Christmas Party.
Shannan Lerch: Quiet Zach. That's the last time I drink the egg nog at a WCF Party.
"Free" by Phish hits the speakers and out from the back runs "Cool" James Cheney. He slides into the ring, gets up...AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A GRAVE MARKER FROM GRAVEDIGGER! Cheney does a complete backflip and lands in a crumpled heap.
Zach Davis: MY GOD! HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD!
Shannan Lerch: Calm down Zach, he's not dead. His neck may be broken, but he's not dead.
Gravedigger hooks the leg.
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
Gravedigger gets to his feet and brushes himself off as Cheney is rolled out of the ring by the referee.
Zach Davis: By my watch, that match lasted all of eleven seconds. That must be a record!
Shannan Lerch: I'm pretty sure Rick Mad has had shorter matches.
Zach Davis: Touche.
"Good times" by CHIC starts playing as Triple D dances his way towards the ring.
Shannan Lerch: And here comes "Disco" Donald Duckworth!
Donald shakes his groove thing right up the ring steps and into the ring. Gravedigger looks on, unamused, as Donald continues to dance, despite the music having already been cut. The referee calls for the bell and Donald charges straight at Gravedigger. Gravedigger responds with a big boot to the face, and Donald drops to the mat.
Zach Davis: Oof, "Disco" Don may really think he's in the seventies now.
Gravedigger pulls Don up to his feet and then up onto his shoulders in a modified Torture Rack.
Shannan Lerch: Gringo Stretcher!
The referee moves in to check on Donald, who's still woozy from being kicked in the face. The referee tries to get an answer from Donald, but in response gets some garbled words. The referee takes that for a "Yes!" and calls for the bell.
Zach Davis: And down goes the second opponent in this gauntlet for Gravedigger. He's yet to even break a sweat.
Gravedigger holds onto the torture rack for a few more seconds before dropping Donald to the mat. Donald crawls out of the ring as Gravedigger turns his attention toward the stage.
Shannan Lerch: Who's going to be next?
"Staying Alive" by the Beegees hits and Hugh Jazz saunters out from the back. The ladies in attendance collectively cream themselves at the sight of the hairy chested, mustachioed man. He makes his way down to the ring, climbs up the ring steps and steps through the ropes.
Zach Davis: Damn, I wish I could grow a mustache like that. I'd get all the ladies then.
Shannan Lerch: Sure Zach. That's why you've been dateless since '89.
Jazz runs right at Gravedigger and catches him off guard with a flurry of quick punches.
Zach Davis: And what do you know, someone is finally getting in some offense against Gravedigger.
Gravedigger takes a few punches and then responds with a big right of his own. Jazz hits the mat, rolls back and springs right back up to his feet. Jazz again rushes Gravedigger, but this time Gravedigger is ready for him and quickly takes him down with a spinebuster.
Shannan Lerch: Shades of double A there.
Gravedigger with the pin attempt.
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
The referee helps push Jazz out of the ring as Gravedigger gets to his feet.
Zach Davis: Well apparently the power of the stache wasn't enough tonight.
Shannan Lerch: And Gravedigger just keeps on mowing through this gauntlet match like it was nothing.
"Murder Train" by The Foreskins hits the speakers and out comes Hardcore McMurderkill.
Zach Davis: Awwwww yeah! McMurderkill in the house!
Shannan Lerch: Wow.
McMurderkill pauses at the top of the ramp and looks behind him before waving toward the back.
Zach Davis: Now what's this all about?
Googley Moogley, Doctor Science, 10, and Skittlez all walk out from the back and join McMurderkill on the stage. The six of them nod at each other and then make their way down the ramp before circling the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Well here's the rest of the members of the gauntlet...but what are they doing?
Zach Davis: Mind games maybe?
Gravedigger stares down each of them and wills one of them to get into the ring. With his back turned to him, Doctor Science slides into the ring and catches Gravedigger off guard with a forearm shot. Gravedigger turns around, a look of annoyance on his face. Doctor Science holds his hands up in the air and yells out "You can't hit a guy wearing glasses!" Gravedigger stops, ponders this for a second, and then rips the glasses from Science's face. He tosses them into the crowd, leaving Science to wander about the ring blindly in a comical fashion.
Shannan Lerch: What is this, an episode of Scooby Doo?
Science makes his way to the ropes and cluthes onto the top one for dear life as he yells for someone to find his glasses. Gravedigger, tired of the shenanigans, rushes Science and levels him with a Grave Marker, sending Science over the top rope and onto the arena floor in a heap. The referee starts the ten count.
Gravedigger wills on the remaining four at ringside, almost begging one of them to come inside. Skittlez, 10 and Googley Moogley all slide into the ring at once.
Zach Davis: Now wait just a minute! This is illegal!
Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger doesn't seem to mind a bit.
The referee had been trying to get three of the four out of the ring, but Gravedigger pushed him off and told him to let it happen. Now Skittlez, 10 and Googley Moogley are circling Gravedigger like a pack of wolves. Skittlez is the first to move and he rushes Gravedigger. Gravedigger catches him with a boot to the jaw. 10 and Googley Moogley decide to try for the triple team and all rush him. Gravedigger cuts off Googley Moogley with a right hand but can't stop the team of 10 from simultaneously hitting him with forearm shots. The two continue to hammer away at the head and back of Gravedigger as Googley Moogley gets back to his feet and joins in.
Zach Davis: The numbers game is finally starting to catch up with Gravedigger. I don't like how things are starting to look.
The smaller guy from 10 and Googley Moogley then shoot Gravedigger into the ropes and set up to hit a double back body drop. Gravedigger hits the ropes and comes back. He sees the telegraphed back body drop attempt and instead leaps right over the pair and takes out the bigger member of 10 with a flying shoulder block. Gravedigger back up to his feet quickly and punches start flying.
Shannan Lerch: You may have spoken too soon Zach.
From out of nowhere Gravedigger hits the South Of The Border on Googley Moogley, taking him to the mat hard. He gets back up to his feet and the team of 10 are right there waiting for him. They decide to rush him, looking to hit a clothesline. Gravedigger ducks it, hits the ropes and comes back with a double clothesline of his own. He gets back up to his feet and looks around at the carnage on the mat.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger has that look in his eyes Zach.
Gravedigger pulls Googley Moogley up to his feet and then drops him with a powerslam right onto the smaller member of Ten. He then pulls the larger member of Ten up to his feet and does the same, leaving all three in a pile in the middle of the ring. He then walks over to the corner and climbs up to the top.
Shannan Lerch: What's he thinking here?
With a bit of a grin, Gravedigger leaps off with the Death From Above and hits it on all three. He stays on top of the pile as the referee shrugs his shoulders and drops down for the count.
ONE! TWO THREE!!!
Zach Davis: And Gravedigger has just taken out three members of the gauntlet with one big Death From Above. Which means it all comes down to Hardcore McMurderkill.
McMurderkill ponders the situation for a minute and then promptly hops the barricade and takes off through the crowd. Gravedigger looks on with amusement as the referee administers the 10 count.
Zach Davis: And Gravedigger has done it! He's run the gauntlet, and with relative ease might I add.
Shannan Lerch: Something doesn't add up Zach. I feel like we missed someone.
"Change" by Deftones has already hit and Gravedigger is celebrating the win but the referee is listening to something from the back via his earpiece. Suddenly he begins waving his arms for the music to cut.
Zach Davis: What's this all about?
Sing by My Chemical Romance plays and a few girls in the crowd cheer. Cryboy McEmo steps out, looking around, wondering if tonight is the night he makes history and finally gets a victory.
Shannan Lerch: I told you something didn't add up. We were missing our tenth and final competitor.
Zach Davis: Oh jeez, this should be fun.
He heads to the ring, thinking about all of his past failures and wondering if he'll ever find someone to love him. He slides in, climbs the turnbuckle, and raises his arms in the air. He hops down out of the corner and turns around, just in time to see Gravedigger charging. Cryboy immediately ducks out of the way and Gravedigger crashes into the corner. McEmo with the schoolboy.
And Gravedigger promptly kicks out as McEmo gets to his feet and backs off. Gravedigger back up to his feet and he closes the gap between the two, trying to tie up. McEmo feigns tying up and then ducks it before coming up behind Gravedigger and laying into the back of his legs with some quick kicks.
Shannan Lerch: And it looks like somebody is finally getting some offense in against Gravedigger.
Zach Davis: Not really. Those kicks look to be only annoying him.
McEmo gets ahead of himself and tries to throw a right punch, but Gravedigger blocks it and hits a big punch of his own. McEmo drops, hits the mat and springs right back up...ONLY TO GET HIT WITH A BIG BOOT! Gravedigger now pulling McEmo back up to his feet and he pulls him in only to take him right back down with a massive short arm clothesline. Gravedigger pulls him back up and then does it again. And a third time for good measure.
Shannan Lerch: Poor McEmo. We might lose him after tonight.
Gravedigger pulls McEmo up one last time, puts him up on his shoulders and then hits him with the Embalmer. Gravedigger with the pin attempt.
ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
"Change" by Deftones hits as Gravedigger gets to his feet and celebrates.
Zach Davis: And there you have it, Gravedigger has run the gauntlet and defeated ten different competitors. What a performance!
The show fades to commercial as Gravedigger exits the ring.
Metallica St Anger blares over the speakers at the crowded arena. Prototype then emerges from the locker room and screams to the heavens before charging to the ring like a blood thirsty warrior. Once in the ring he stands on the turnbuckle pumps his chest with his fist and points to the fans who cheer there approval.
"Surprise! You're Dead!" by Faith No More hits as GEKIDO walks to the ring and up the steps entering the ring and giving the crowd the double middle finger. He doesn't need long and overdone ring entrances. He'll kill you before you enter the ring that way.
The Mega Man theme hits, and out comes Carter Contra, dressed as Mega Man.
Zach Davis: What the..
Shannan Lerch: This place is a magnet for weirdos.
However, Super FPV comes out of nowhere, hitting Contra in the head with a chair!
Super FPV: Video games are MY THING! Get your own thing, damnit!
Contra falls off the stage, holding his head in pain. Medics come as Super FPV leaves.
Zach Davis: Welp guess we're down to four people in this match instead.
The arena goes completely dark after a few seconds, as a voice can be heard saying. “The moon…“ The voice continues on. “Tonight is an unusual night, you see tonight’s moon is colored in red, blood red that is!” The unfamiliar voice says as laughter can be heard coming afterwards.
“You know when the moon changes from it’s normal color to it’s abnormal blood red color, it’s been said a storm is coming, though it’s also been noted that a disaster is coming, which indeed one is!”
The unfamiliar voice says before continuing on. “That disaster being…” The voice says before whispering the words. “Yours truly APOCALYPSE” As the voice identifies itself as the man known only as Apocalypse, “4 Words (To Choke Upon)” By Bullet for my Valentine (Instrumental) begins to play on out of the PA sound system.
As the music continues to play Apocalypse wait’s a few minutes before making his appearance known to the Wrestling Championship Federation crowd, once he walks through the black curtains dark olive green fog fills the entrance isle as Apocalypse stares out into the darkness that surrounds him, ignoring the fans, as he slowly makes his way on down to the ring, the lights flicker back on, and Apocalypse’s titanic frame of a body can be seen stalking it as if he was hunting in the jungles of the Amazon, once at ringside Apocalypse can be seen giving the fans at ringside a look of disapproval a “I’m better then you” look before slowly walking on up the steel steps. Once up at the top he climbs to the second rope of the turnbuckle and shouts out the words “Yours truly Apocalypse has arrived!!!” before climbing back down from them and sitting viva la Raven style on the ring mat.
The lights turn out and silence falls over the arena as "Don't Die Digging" by The Graduate begins.
## It's just another lonely night that I can't sleep. -- You know it's scary. -- How much I need you lying next to me. -- I've dug a hole that I can't seem to climb out from. -- So much to carry but I won't stop until I know it's done. -- And it was harder than I ever expected. -- Although I seemed so calm and collected. -- I think I'm still recovering. -- Trying to find a way to just stop digging. ##
The lights flash quickly as Devon walks confidently out onto the stage before kneeling at the apex of the rampway. His arms stretched out as his head falls back, the hood falling off, revealing his cold, steely eyes. The sure sick girn obscured by the half mask. The fans offer a mixed reaction as he eggs them on, literally begging them for more.
## Out of control, I'm getting closer. -- To the end of the road. -- I know that I'm going where I'm not supposed to go. -- I don't care what they say anymore. -- Out of control, I'm getting closer. -- Nothing to hold. -- I know I'm going where I'm not supposed to go. -- I don't care what they say anymore. ##
Rising back up to his feet, he slowly makes his way down the isleway, a certain swagger to his walk. A few fans boo him, a few others, he slaps high fives with, all the way down to the ringside area.
## Here comes another lonely night that I can't sleep. -- You know it's scary to think. -- How much you know about me. -- Sometimes I think we're making terrible mistakes. -- Are we just working our way up to another heartbreak. -- And it was harder than I ever expected. -- Although I seemed so calm and collected. -- I think I'm still recovering. -- Trying to find a way just to stop digging. ##
Grabbing the bottom rope, he pulls himself up to the apron and into the ring. As the lights come up and the song fades out, he takes the mask off, tossing it into the crowd. After taking the jacket off, he drops it at the ringside.
Zach Davis: All competitors in the ring now, here we go!
The bell sounds. GEKIDO flips off D'Andre right away and kicks him in the gut, while Apocalypse grabs the Prototype in a huge show of strength and hits a Gutwrench Suplex! GEKIDO hits D'Andre with a Double Arm Spike DDT!
Shannan Lerch: Big moves to start off this match.
GEKIDO turns and makes eye contact with Apocalypse. Apocalypse waits for Prototype to stand, then runs and Springboards and hits him with a Springboard 360 DDT!
Zach Davis: Bible Basher!
Following that, GEKIDO grabs D'Andre and throws him to the corner. He then hits him with a variety of VICIOUS looking strikes.
Shannan Lerch: And THAT is the Surprise! You're Dead!
Zach Davis: Are they playing a game of one upmanship?
Apocalypse follows up by picking Prototype up and lifting him on his shoulders.
Shannan Lerch: What a show of strength!
Apocalypse hits Prototype with the Forbidden Rite! He then stands up and gestures for GEKIDO to bring it. GEKIDO runs at Apocalypse and goes for a kick, but Apocalypse ducks out of the way, sending GEKIDO flying over the top rope. Apocalypse then pins Prototype.
Zach Davis: Aanndd Apocalypse picks up the win here.
GEKIDO slides back in the ring, pissed. As Apocalypse's music plays GEKIDO spins him around and hits the Death to All Comers!
Shannan Lerch: What a sore loser!
GEKIDO slides out of the ring after hitting the move, leaving Apocalypse laid out.
Zach Davis: Apocalypse is your winner, but GEKIDO leaves the ring standing tall tonight.
Whit his entrance music playing, Souta Kato is in the middle of the ring, looking at the audience as they shower him with boos.
Souta Kato: Ahh, shut the hell up! All of you.
The crowd boos more.
Souta Kato: Fuck you guys. I'm gonna say it out loud. As you all know, the Three Stages of Hell match is booked at Aftermath.
The crowd starts cheering about that good news.
Souta Kato: First is an Inferno match. Then we have a First Blood match. Then finally, we have a Scaffold match. What intensity.
Souta Kato: Unfortunately, there are gonna be two matches there.
The crowd becomes confused.
Souta Kato: Because I'll kick Joel Hall's ass, two times in a row.
The crowd returns to booing him. Suddenly, "If You Smell" by Jim Johnston is blasted through the speakers. Rockajabroni is coming out from backstage. He slides through the ropes and stares at Souta Kato.
Rockajabroni: Listen here jabroni. That match is for wasted talent like you. Everybody knows that Rockajabroni will kick your ass!
Souta Kato: What are you saying? You want to take my place for the Three Stages of Hell match?
Rockajabroni nods. Souta laughs.
Souta Kato: Alright. I'm gonna demonstrate on what I'll do to Hall at Aftermath.
In a sudden attack, Kato slams the microphone to Rockajabroni's face, knocking his teeth out. He goes on a mounted position and beats the living hell out of Rockajabroni. All of the sudden, the Jobber Squad come out and run towards the ring, trying to take Kato out and get his spot for the Three Stages of Hell match.
Souta Kato: It looks like they wanna play too.
Macho Atlas grabs Kato from behind, but Kato reverses the grapple with a judo takedown. Fusion Critter is climbing up the turnbuckle. Phat Frost receives the STO from Kato. Kato sees Sheik Rock, trying to throw a rock at him. Luckily, Kato dodges an the rock accidentally hits King Kong Buttermilk's head. Kato, with full speed, sprints towards Shiek Rock and hits him with the Spear. Getting up, he sees Fusion Critter about to make his move.
Fusion Critter: You're gonna die!
Fusion leaps from the turnbuckle to go for a body splash, but Kato connects his leg to Fusion's head with an Enzugiri. Getting up and looking at the unconscious jobbers, Kato picks up the microphone and proceeds to speak.
Souta Kato: You saw that, "Xtreme Fear"? Not even your adrenaline rush can stop me. I'll be impossible to beat. At Aftermath, it's gonna be more painful than you can imagine.
Kato drops the mic and leaves the ring.
Zach Davis: Well, we have The 8th Wonder making their WCF debut tonight!
Shannan Lerch: That's right. They're going to have their hands full tonight as they take on Odin Balfore in a handicap match!
Zach Davis: Speaking of handicap, have you heard them talk? Idiots, both of them.
"8th Wonder" hits over the WCF PA system and we see the rookie duo peek their heads out from behind the curtain. Both heads disappear behind the curtains for a moment, before they're pushed out from backstage by a pair of unknown hands. The crowd responds with a huge ovation for the duo. The loud noise causes Kelvin Staylor to cover his ears as Markus Jayson waves his hand out at the crowd.
Staylor hurriedly powerwalks down the ramp toward the ring while Jayson takes his time and shakes his hands with every single person he walks by. At ringside now, Markus has a little trouble getting into the ring, tripping through the middle rope, and getting a chorus of laughs from the fans. He gets back to his feet and continues waving toward the crowd as Staylor sits in the corner in a fetal position.
Shannan Lerch: This match isn’t going to be pretty. These two going against Odin Balfore? Sheesh.
“With Oden On Our Side” hits the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer and once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, center stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow and methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist...
Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.
Crowd: The battle is.. already won!
Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway.
Zach Davis: Strap in ladies and gentlemen, this one is going to be bumpy.
Ding, Ding, Ding!
The bell signals the beginning of the contest and Markus Jayson walks over to Odin Balfore and sticks out his hand to be shook. Staylor on the other hand is playing with his shoelaces trying to untie a knot that he made earlier. Balfore simply stares at the two in amazement. He reaches out his hand, grasps Jayson’s, and then delivers the biggest boot ever seen in a wrestling ring. Jayson goes spiraling down to the mat. Staylor somehow doesn’t even notice and continues to play with his shoe. Balfore approaches him.
Shannan Lerch: Oh, this isn’t going to be good.
Balfore taps Staylor on the shoulder. Staylor looks up and is met with a HUGE right hand from the seven-footer. It’s his turn to hit the mat hard. Neither man is moving.
Zach Davis: Match is over. That was fun.
Balfore kneels down and covers Staylor.
Staylor begins to convulse, but in the process actually brings his shoulder off of the mat ending the pinfall. As Balfore gets back to his feet, somehow Markus Jayson has as well. Balfore stares down at Staylor as he continues convulsing while Jayson sneaks up behind him and…
Shannan Lerch: KARATE CHOP TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE!!
Zach Davis: DOWN GOES BALFORE!
Actually, the small impact of the chop had nothing to do with Balfore falling. His feet just got tangled on one another as he was turning around to destroy Jayson. Regardless, Jayson jumps on him and begins hitting not-real-hard with his fist. Balfore simply pushes him off and gets back to his feet. From behind Kelvin Staylor has returned from the dead and jumps onto Balfore’s back and grabs him by the neck.
Shannan Lerch: What’s this guy’s name again? Kelvin Staylor?
Zach Davis: That’s correct.
Shannan Lerch: 13 letters. Going to cost a little bit to carve it on the tombstone.
Balfore begins whirling around in a circle. Staylor holds onto his neck for dear life, but Balfore unhinges him and throw him violently into the ringpost!
Zach Davis: OH SHIT. You called it, Shannan. Pretty sure that guy is dead.
Jayson is back on his feet and witnessing his brother’s death seems to have motivated him. He bounces himself off of the ropes and runs back toward Balfore to hit him with a drop-kick…but, of course, he jumps and falls short.
Shannan Lerch: What the fuck was that? He didn’t even touch Odin!
Zach Davis: That was a grown-man jumping up in the air and falling down. Embarrassing.
Balfore reaches down and picks up Jayson. He whips him into the corner of the ring. Jayson forgets to spin around and instead his face takes the brunt of the blow. Jayson falls backward onto the mat. Balfore reaches down again and grabs him picks him up and hits him with the Mark of Odin.
Shannan Lerch: Well, now they’re both dead.
Zach Davis: Yeah, they have a good run Shannan. One whole match.
Balfore looks as if he’s about to pin Jayson, but notices movement across the ring from Kelvin Staylor. Staylor has gotten onto all fours and begins crawling around the ring. Balfore walks up to him and nudges him with his foot causing him to fall to the mat. Staylor gets back on all fours and Balfore continues to toy with him, forcing him back down each time. Staylor uses the ropes and gets back to his feet. Balfore runs at him and quickly disposes of him over the top ropes with a clothesline.
Zach Davis: WAIT, LOOK AT THIS!
Markus Jayson has emerged standing behind Balfore as Odin watches Staylor tumble to the ground on the outside. As Odin turns Jayson attempts to hit him with ‘The Cool Shot,’ but Odin simply grabs his leg from out of the air, grabs Jayson by the throat and utterly destroys him with Ragnarok.
Shannan Lech: My god!
Zach Davis: Come on Balfore, that’s enough, end this.
Balfore obliges and goes for the cover.
Zach Davis: That’s going to do it. Thank god!
Shannan Lerch: It’s easy to see that the Odin Balfore we seen at XIII wasn’t really Odin Balfore at all.
Zach Davis: Exactly, Shannan. This is Odin Balfore. What a dominant performance tonight!
As we come back from commercial, both McMorris and Slane are in the ring.
Zach Davis: Zombie versus Scoutmaster. Here we go.
Slane runs at McMorris, but McMorris ducks it and then rakes Slane's eyes. He follows up by throwing Slane to the ropes and then hitting him with a huge Press Slam as he comes back!
Shannan Lerch: Oof! Powerful move!
Zach Davis: I'm sure McMorris is going to look to send a message to Odin after Odin's handicapped match earlier in the night.
McMorris kicks at Slane a few times before backing off, waiting for Slane to get up. Once Slane is on his hands and knees McMorris runs at him and punts him in the head!
Shannan Lerch: Boot Party! Poor Stuart Slane.. I almost feel bad for the guy.
And Zombie follows it up immediately with a Gut Wrench Powerbomb.
Zach Davis: Axe Wound!
Shannan Lerch: And that's all she wrote, folks. Zombie retains.
Zombie McMorris stands up and gets his arm raised, smiling. He leaves the ring while medics check on the Scoutmaster.
“F.U. Pay Me” by Tech N9ne blares over the sound system as Blake Updegraff IV steps out onto the entrance ramp wearing a referee uniform. A wave of boos erupt all over the arena as Blake walks down the entrance ramp, taunting the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Approaching the ring, the special guest referee for this bout, BLAKE UPDEGRAFF IV!
Blake stepped up the ring steps, taking time to continue to taunt the fans, playfully threatening to blast them with his pepper spray. He ducks through the top and middle rope and walks to the center of the ring, raising is arms in self-praise.
Zach Davis: I felt it was an interesting choice by management to make Benjamin Atreyu’s manager, Blake Updegraff IV, special guest referee. With Benjamin Atreyu being the number one contender for the title, you have to worry whether or not Blake will remain unbiased through the match.
Shannan Lerch: Of course he won’t. If they wanted someone to remain completely unbiased, they would have used a regular referee. They obviously want some sort of animosity going on in the match.
"I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by Dropkick Murphys
A pirateish howl fills the arena, "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" plays. Jack Dancer and Lucy prance to the top of the stage, hands gripped on the handles of the swords pushed into their side hostlers. Ready for battle they prance moar down the ramp, sliding into the ring, relinquishing their plastic weapons to officials.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at one hundred and forty pounds. Hailing from Starboard, Ole Ricie Ship. CAPTAIN JACK DANCER!
The camera pans to the titantron, where an oak door comes into view. A thump is heard, and the door shakes on its hinges. Several more thumps occur, until the blade of an ax busts through the door. Smoke begins to form on the stage, as a dark figure steps out. Suddenly a woman voice yells out from the speaker.
"No, go away!
Leave me alone!"
Smoke billows down the aisle as the man walks down it to the ring, his identity shrouded in the smog. Meanwhile, on the titantron, the ax makes a large hole in the wood, and a hand reaches in for the door knob, the fingernails painted black. Again the frightened voice rings out as the mystery man slides into the ring.
"Don't you come in here!
I don't want you here.!"
The mystery man watches the titantron now, as the door opens, and the same man standing in the ring, steps into the house. A lightning bolt cracks behind him, equal in volume to the string of fireworks that fire up on the ramp. The man on the titantron rubs his thumb on the door, leaving a bloody smear on the polished oak. He lifts the ax with both hands, as the voice pleads.
"No, No, No, NO!!
The scream is cut off as the man swings the ax. Blood appears to splatter across the tron, and then the name "Nathan von Liebert" is written with a finger painted black. Nathan, who is in the ring, falls on his knees, never taking his eyes off the 'tron until it goes black. He then scans the members of the crowd that he could without contorting his torso, as Kyle Steel announces him.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at two hundred and twenty nine pounds. Hailing from the Nightmare Realm, THE CURRENT TELEVISION CHAMPION, NATHAN VON LIEBERT!
Zach Davis: Nathan has had a strong reign as Television Champion holding the title for almost a month now. If he is able to retain it, he will be heading into a pay-per-view match with “God Given Greatness” Benjamin Atreyu. You have to wonder if knowing a match-up like that is coming up, if it will affect him in this one or if he has completely shut out any thoughts of future matches in order to focus on this.
Shannan Lerch: Zach, he’s nuts, don’t overthink it.
The bell rings and Nathan comes charging out of his corner, but before he can reach Jack Dancer, Blake jumps in his way, gesturing for him to stop. Nathan stops dead in his tracks, looking very confused.
Zach Davis: What is Blake, doing?
Blake gets Nathan back into his corner and begins to thoroughly searching for illegal weapons in Nathan’s boots and tights. Double, even triple checking them before walking over to Jack Dancer’s corner and just lightly checks him before moving back to the center of the ring. Nathan and Jack finally meet up in the center of the ring and lock up in a collar-elbow-tie-up. The push back and forth, but Nathan gets the better of the exchange and pushes Jack against the turn buckle.
Zach Davis: Natha, obviously the far bigger opponent, over powers Jack Dancer.
Blake quickly runs over to them and starts trying to pull Nathan off of Jack, but when Nathan refuses to let go, Blake beings the five count. 1…2…3…4…Nathan lets go and backs away from Jack, looking ready to hit Blake.
Zach Davis: A rope break on a collar-elbow-tie-up?
Shannan Lerch: He is the referee.
Nathan brings his focus back to Jack, but his hit with a drop kick from Jack. They both quickly get back onto their feet, but as Nathan is about to hit Jack, Blake stops him, warning him to use an open fist.
Zach Davis: Blake is being ridiculous. He hadn’t even hit him yet.
Shannan Lerch: It’s always best to be pre-emptive.
As Nathan is arguing with Blake, Jack comes in with a series of punches of his own. Nathan backs up into the ropes and Jack goes for an irish whip, only to be countered by Nathan with another irish whip. Jack bounces off the ropes and its hi with a hard lariat from Nathan. Jack quickly rolls to the outside. Nathan goes to follow him, but Blake quickly gets in his way, telling him to wait as he goes for the ten count. Nathan backs up, letting Blake do his ten count. 1………2……..3……..4……..
Zach Davis: Blake is purposely takng his time, stretching out the ten count.
Shannan Lerch: Well, it wouldn’t be very fair if he fast counted him, would it?
5……..6…….Nathan bounces against the opposite ropes and jumps between the top a middle rope, hitting Jack dead on with a suicide dive. Blake slips out of the ring and starts yelling at Nathan to get back into the ring. Nathan gets back to his feet, pulling Jack up with him and he tosses him into the ring, following after him. Blake quickly slips back into the ring behind Nathan.
Zach Davis: I wonder how much more Nathan is willing to put up with.
Shannan Lerch: If he wants to keep his title, he’ll have to deal with it through the whole match.
Nathan gets to his feet, putting his foot over the neck of Jack Dancer and slowly applies pressure as he begins to balance on one foot.
Zach Davis: Oh, Nathan applying The Choker on his opponent.
Blake gets in Nathan’s face to get off his opponent’s neck, making the five count. 1…2…3…4…Nathan steps off of his opponent. He walks over to the turnbuckle, but Blake keeps yelling at him, reiterating how it is against the rules to choke an opponent.
Zach Davis: Oh, look at that. Blake is lecturing Nathan on the rules. If he really cared about the rules, he wouldn’t have used that pepper spray can on multiple occasions through the last couple of weeks.
Shannan Lerch: What else would he use to protect himself?
As Blake is giving Nathan an earful, Jack slowly rises to his feet. He looks over at Nathan and sees an opportunity to get him while he is distracted. He backs up into the opposite corner and comes charging at him. Nathan suddenly sees Jack coming straight for him, he pulls Blake into the way and Jack hits him with a drop kick instead of Nathan.
Zach Davis: Karma is a bitch for Blake!
The crowd erupts in cheer as Blake falls to the mat unconscious. Nathan takes advantage of the confusion. He grabs Jack, lifts in into a reverse vertical suplex and drops him down on his head.
Zach Davis: He hits him with Straight Jacket Drop!
Nathan pins Jack and a secondary referee runs out into the ring for the three count.
Kyle Steel: Your winner and STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION, NATHAN VON LIEBERT!
Zach Davis: Big match coming up next, Shannan! A three way dance for the WcF U.S. Title!
Shannan Lerch: It’s amazing, Zach-Attack! Simply awesome!
The haunting guitar riffs of Cold's Confession drift through the arena as the Femme ICON makes her way out onto the stage and down the ramp amidst the chorus of boos and jeers. She saunters her way down, slides into the ring and goes to the far corner, climbing the turn buckle, raising both arms into the air, egging the crowd on.
Zach Davis: - Here comes Apathy! –And this crowd hates her guts! She’s soaking it in and lovin’ it!
Shannan Lerch: I hate her! Look at the way she saunters! It fills me with a rage that you will never understand!
"Ecstasy of Gold" by Ennio Morricone plays on the sound system. The intricate melodies sweeping over the arena. Benjamin Atreyu pushes pass the curtains, Blake Updegraff IV following right behind him, stepping out onto the entrance ramp. Blake Updegraff points at Benjamin, presenting him to the booing crowd.
Kyle Steel: Accompanied to the ring by the C.E.O. of "Future Gods Incorporated" Blake Updegraff IV, weighing in at two hundred and thirty one pounds, self-proclaimed "God Given Greatness" Benjamin Atreyu!
He slides into the ring as his manager walks up the stairs taunting the crowd. Benjamin Atreyu jumps to his feet as Blake Updegraff slips in between the top and middle rope.
He walks to the center of the ring, his manager raising his fist in the air, as if announcing his victory was assured before the match even began. The crowd erupts in boos he steps back into his corner and his manager slips back out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Benjamin Atreyu is in the house! Hayo! Looks like he has positioned himself to make quite an impact here in the WcF!
Shannan Lerch: Hell, he’s got a Tv Title match coming right around the corner! He has the chance to make himself a double WcF champion! That’s what I like to call impact-City, son!
The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.
As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage with Abbie Grande at his side. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists as Abbie starts down the ramp slowly.
Kyle Steel: “Introducing, from Richmond, Virginia, accompanied to the ring by Abbie Grande, he is ROY SPEEEEDE!!”
Roy drops his right arm, and raises his left arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins walking down the ramp toward the ring, high-fiving fans one side of the ramp as Abbie high-fives the cheering fans to the other side. He climbs onto the apron, and then climbs the outside of the turnbuckle as Abbie circles around the ring. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Zach Davis: Roy Speede has got his game face on tonight! He looks like he’s focused as a mofo, Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: That’s what I like to call “Focused-as-a-Mofo-city, Son! Woo!
Zach Davis: I heard that, guurl! Zip Wingdinger is ready to get this one underway!
Roy Speede roars out of the gate and spikes a Step up Enzuigirl into the Apathy’s face! As Apathy stumbles and falls to the mat, Benjamin slams a two handed hammer-strike down onto the back of her head. Speede spins to deliver a Spinning Roundhouse Kick to Atreyu, but Ben ducks it! Atreyu pops a Snaps Suplex onto Speede and is back up to his feet jus in time for Apathy to sock him in the jaw with a stiff roaring elbow!
Zach Davis: Good Lord! Atreyu took one hell of a slobberknocker with that one!
Atreyu effectively dodges a Super kick and a subsequent Shining Wizard from Apathy, but She connects with the raging Back Heel Kick!
Zach Davis: Did you see that, Shannan!? She faked a second Shining Wizard and gassed him with a murderous Heel Kick!
Shannan Lerch: I admit that was awesome, but I hate even more!
Roy Speede has waited for his moment and devastates Apathy with a Springboard Pele Kick! Apathy didn’t even see it coming! Speede turns and stomps Atreyu a few times before lunging back into the ropes.
Zach Davis: Spring Board Moonsault! Speede just jacked Benjamin with a helluva Moonsault! Speede makes the pin!
Zip Wingdinger belly flops into frame to make the pin!
Zach Davis: I didn’t think he’d get out of this one that easily! That Atreyu is a hard mah’fucka!
Shannan Lerch: Word up, Zach.
Speede lifts Atreyu and tries to synch him into a Spinning Fisherman Suplex, but Atreyu resists it! Atreyu counters with fierce hook into Speede’s ear and a flurry of Elbow Strikes!
Zach Davis: Atreyu just came unglued! He’s driving his elbow into the face of Roy Speede like a deranged psycho path! From Hell!
Shannan Lerch: Hell!
Atreyu goes to polish off this brazen session of face-elbowing, but is caught off-guard by Apathy’s Superkick! She blasted him right in the back of the head! Apathy nails a devastating LungBlower on Atreyu! Speede takes a moment to collect himself in the corner, as Apathy lifts Ben back to his feet. Apathy sneaks in a devilish punch to Benjamin’s balls before lifting him Tiger Suplex!
Zach Davis: She twisted that Tiger Suplex into a Dragon Suplex! She’s amazing!
Shannan Lerch: Aw, She ain’t so great!
Apathy holds on for the pin! Zip Wingdinger swims his way across the mat to make the count!
Zach Davis: I thought she might’ve had it! I did!
Speede rips Apathy up and off Ateyu. Apathy fires a feverish flurry of striking attacks! Speede blocks just about every one of them! -And the one’s that he didn’t? Well, he dodged those! Speede drills her with a Spinning Round House Kick and immediately lifts her into a Swinging Reverse STO! Speede spikes her down, just as Atreyu is pulling himself up to his feet. Atreyu lifts Speede off Apathy and light up his life with a Requiem in D Minor! Atreyu flips Speede over and simultaneously pins both Apathy and Speede! Zip Wingdinger flops down onto the mat to make the count!
Atreyu rolls back to his feet and takes a few moments to make a few snide comments to the crowd. He calls one guy a gibbering buffoon.
Crowd: Boo! Benjamin Atreyu is not our favorite! Hiss!
Speede is back to his feet and Apathy rises soon after. They look at Benjamin and share a subtle nod of understanding. Speede and Apathy whip Atreyu around and blast him with a double-DDT!
Zach Davis: This crowd simply loved that! Atreyu just got his head planted firmly into that mat!
Shannan Lerch: That’s exactly what happened, Zack!
Apathy flips Atreyu to make the cover, but before Wingdinger can mobilize himself for a belly-flop, Roy has booted Apathy off, making the pin for himself.
Apathy yanks Speede off of Atreyu and shouts in his face.
Shannan Lerch: Ooooh I hate that chick! Look at her all up in Speede’s grill!
Speede dodges Apathy’s backhand and executes a seamless Spinning Fishermans Suplex! He makes the pin!
No! Atreyu breaks it up!
Atreyu locks a headlock onto Speede and lifts him. Benjamin Immidiately socks Speede with a Spinning Elbow Strike!
Zach Davis: Black Eye Sonata! Haw Doggy! Benjamin makes the pin!
Thr-No! Apathy breaks up the pin with a Springboard Drop Kick!
Apathy rips Speede up from the mat and locks him into a Death Valley Driver BackBreaker!
Zach Davis: Dynasty Queen Driver, Shannan! Here it comes!
Atreyu leaps onto them just as Apathy spiked it down!
Shannan Lerch: Benjamin just used his own weight to make that move murderous! It was so gross, Zach!
Benjamin rolls Roy over and makes the pin! Zip Wingdinger belly-slides into frame!
Thr-No! Damnit! Apathy breaks it up!
Apathy lifts Atreyu and they begin trading punches! Real head-busters!
Speede is back to his feet!
Crowd: Yea! Woo! Speede’ster Rocks!
Roy Speede cranks Atreyu and Apathy both, with a Springboard Shooting Star Press! Apathy and Atreyu are laid out cold! Speede stands and decides which one to pin.
He directs Zip down to Atreyu and flops down for the pin!
Zach Davis: Atreyu kicked out! He kicked out!
All three competitors writhe on the mat for a moment.
Shannan Lerch: They had put themselves through hell, Zack! Looks like they’re coming to, though!
Zach Davis: That’s right, Shannan! No one wants to give up on this one!
The three competitors circle each other inside the ring. They all look ragged and beat-to hell. Speede swipes a kick at Atreyu, but Benjamin blocks it. Apathy spins a lariat at Speede, but Speede ducks it. Benjamin rushes in to double-clothesline both of’em, but they duck it in unison, sending Atreyu stumbling into the corner. Apathy digs a kick into Benjamin’s back and lifts him up the turnbuckle! Speede springboards himself up to the top-rope, right along side Apathy.
Zach Davis: They’re all up there, Shannan! All three of them on the top-rope, simply slugging it out!
Shannan Lerch: The crowd is lovin’ it!
Zach Davis: Oh my Gentle Jesus! Atreyu is lifting them both! How is he…
Atreyu fires Apathy, Speede and himself down from the top rope with a disgusting Double-Burning Hammer!
Zach Davis: Oh Jesus! That was awful! They’re dead! They’re all dead, Shannan!
Shannan Lerch: No! Requiem in D Minor on both Apathy and Speede! I can’t believe this! They’re not moving, Zach! Somebody call an Amberlamps!
Benjamin lifts his hand and places it onto Apathy’s chest. Zip Wingdinger barrel-rolls into frame and makes the count!
Benjamin Atreyu’s arm is raised in victory!
Zach Davis: Benjamin Atreyu has done it! New WcF U.S. Champion!
Shannan Lerch: This crowd can’t believe what they just witnessed and neither can I!
Zach Davis: alright, ladies and gentlemen we are coming up to the match which are expecting a lot of action.
Shannan Lerch: That's right, we are talking about the Angels of Death and Jeff Purse going up against Domestik Disturbance and Al Envy.
Zach Davis: But... Yea? But...
Zach Davis is talking on his headset. Shannan Lerch gives him a confusing look.
Zach Davis: Yea, but... Yes. Okay.
Shannan Lerch: Zach? Everything okay. Ladies and gentlemen. We must take you back stage. It seems there is a commotion going on backstage.
There is a cameraman backstage. Total chaos. The Gathering is completely taking over backstage, flinging things all around. The Monster Gathering are destroying things that are in their way. Vixens are stripping and throwing their clothes everywhere. some are making out, almost to the point of having sex on the concrete. Papers are flying everywhere. Chair are being flung and standing there, with a bewildered look on his face, is Hank Brown. The backstage area is crumbling around him and all he is doing is standing and looking straight.
Zach Davis: Hank!! Hank Brown!! Hank, can you hear me?!
Hank is having a hard time hearing Zach.
Hank Brown: Yes! Barely! As you can tell, things are completely going haywire backstage. It looks as if Oblivion has lost control of IT's "children"...
At that exact moment, Oblivion slides in, scaring Hank Brown almost out of his suit!
Hank Brown: WHOA!! WHAT THE HELL?!
Oblivion: First of all, what IT allows IT's Children to do is not yours or anyone's business... GOT IT?!?!
Hank doesn't say a word. Oblivion gets in Hank's face....
Oblivion: GOT IT?!?!
Hank gulps down nervously.
Hank Brown: Um... um... yes?
Oblivion looks at the camera.
Oblivion: With that out of the way. Domestik Disturbance and Al Envy, in a few minutes The WCF Arena is going to explode as the chaos known as The Angels of Death and Jeff Purse will walk out there and the crowd will go into complete chaos!! Domestik Disturbance and Al Envy, you can talk all the smack you want. It won't change the fact, that we are going to kick all of your asses. From pillar to post. From bell to bell, we are going to make obvious examples out of you. YOU ARE FAKES AND PHONIES!! The AoD are going to expose Domestik Disturbance for truly who they really are... LITTLE BITCHES!! That's right. Oblivion called you three LITTLE BITCHES AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT...
Oblivion leaves, as the crowd screams out cheers. Melissa bolts back in and grabs the camera...
The crowd explodes with cheers.
Shannan Lerch: Wow.
"Orion" by Metallica begins to play and the crowd begins to cheer. Oblivion slides out, with Night Rider and Kendrik Masters walking behind him.
Zach Davis: It looks all of The Angels of Death are coming out together.
The crowd rushes out the security railings. Lazers flash, as strobe light pulse along with the music.
Shannan Lerch: Where are The Gathering and The Vixens?
That's when the cameras catch The Gathering and The Vixens, in the crowd causing all kinds of chaos and mayhem. The Vixens and The gathering slowly walk down towards the ring, through the crowd.
"Won't Back Down" by Eminem blares on the PA.
Zach Davis: Here comes their partner, Jeff Purse.
On the right side of the stage there is a bike ramp that extends just about to the middle of the Titan Tron. Atop the bike ramp is Jeff Purse. He is sitting on his bike, looking out upon the audience. He throws one had in the air as the audience cheers.
"You can sound the alarm
At this he sets off down the ramp. Directly across is another ramp on the left side of the stage, which Purse heads for.
"Cadillac Sevilles, Coupe Devilles
Purse flies up the other ramp, launching off of it. He pulls off a small back flip, rides down the rest of the ramp, and comes to a screeching halt in the center of the stage. He gets off, kickstands it. He looks out, smiles, and throws his arms in the air. Red and Blue pyro explode behind him
"I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill
The AoD and Jeff Purse are standing in the middle, of the ring, with The Vixens and The Monster Gathering. The smaller Gathering are crawling under the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Now, it's time for Domestik Disturbance and Al Envy.
A man's voice echoes throughout the arena... "Attention we have a code 273 in progress! The subjects are considered armed and extremely dangerous. Proceed with extreme caution! Lewd behavior and Graphic Language is soon to follow. Be advised to keep your women and children hidden away and take the ass kicking you have coming to you!" With that, blue lighting comes up as the arena is turned into a sea of black and blue. 'Indestructible' by Disturbed plays as Johnny Stylez and Hunter Valentyne walk with a purpose to the crowd's loud booing and trash throwing. The two men climb into the ring and stand on the second rope to give their trademark smoking gesture, then hop down and turn to face their opponents.
Zach Davis: Here comes Al Envy...
"Dance with the Devil" by Breaking Benjamin. Envy confidently walks down the ramp and before he enters ring climbs to second turnbuckle and stares into the crowd and at opponent. He then climbs down and springboards into the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Now, with all the entrances done we can get this match started.
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse and Hunter Valentyne will start off this match.
Purse and Valentyne circle the ring, right before they collide into each other with a collar and elbow tie-up. They both jockey for a position...
Shannan Lerch: Valentyne slaps Jeff Purse's face. Jeff grabs his cheek, while glancing over at Valentyne.
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse doesn't look happy!
Purse's face turns bright red...
THWACK!! THWACK!! THWACK!!
Jeff Purse nails Hunter Valentyne with a few karate chops, to the chest.
Shannan Lerch: Purse grabs Valentyne and tosses him into the ropes...
Purse nails Valentyne with a dropkick.
Zach Davis: Another dropkick!!
Hunter Valentyne scrambles backwards to his corner, putting his hands together in making the letter T.
Hunter Valentyne: Timeout, ref!!
Jeff Purse throws his arms, in the air.
Jeff Purse: Aw-w-w c'mon!!
Valentyne talks with Envy and Stylez, in a huddle. Valentyne turns around. Valentyne and Purse circle the ring. Purse's back is to Envy and Stylez. Envy takes a swipe a Purse, which causes Jeff to turn around...
Valentyne pops Purse, on the back of the head, with a double fist, causing Purse to fall to the mat. Crowd boos!
Crowd: VALENTYNE SUCKS!! VALENTYNE SUCKS!! VALENTYNE SUCKS!! VALENTYNE SUCKS!!
Hunter Valentyne picks up Purse and...
Zach Davis: Belly to belly suplex!!
Valentyne picks up Purse and...
Shannan Lerch: German suplex!!
Purse lands close to the ropes and Kendrik Masters yells at the ref...
Kendrik Masters: Watch out for Stylez and Envy!!
With Jeff Purse landing close to the ropes, Valentyne walks over and grabs the top rope and proceeds to choke Purse's throat with his boot. The referee grabs Valentyne and pulls him off Jeff Purse. In the meantime, Johnny Stylez drops down from the ring apron and begin to choke Jeff Purse. Kendrik Master sees this and flies around the ring...
Kendrik Masters clocks Stylez, but Stanley Moser sees him and walks over to the side of the ring and asks for the mic...
Stanley Moser: That's it, Kendrik Masters... YOU'RE OUTTA HERE-RE-RE-RE!!
Zach Davis: WCF Senior Referee Stanley Moser had ordered Kendrik Masters away from ringside.
Hunter Valentyne walks over to Jeff Purse, grabbing him and walking him to the corner.
Shannan Lerch: Valentyne makes a tag.
Valentyne Irish whips Purse into the ropes. Purse bounces off the ropes, Valentyne drops down and Purse hops over Valentyne and...
Zach Davis: Johnny Stylez hits Jeff Purse with a spine buster.
Stylez bounces off the ropes and flies into the air and lands with a thunderous leg drop. Johnny Stylez grabs purse and bounces him off the ropes...
Shannan Lerch: Night rider slaps Purse's back.
Zach Davis: Rider tags in.
Stylex charges Night Rider...
Shannan Lerch: Shoulder block!!
Stylez quickly gets back up and charges at Rider...
Zach Davis: Clothesline!!
Shannan Lerch: Another clothesline!!
Rider grabs Stylez and Irish whips him into the corner, hard. That causes Stylez to bounce off the turnbuckles...
Zach Davis: Bench press slam!!
Rider presses Stylez in the air, three times before...
Stylez crashes down to the mat. Rider flies to wards the ropes and flies into the air and lands down with splash.
Shannan Lerch: Rider picks up Johnny Stylez and nails him hard with a quick belly to belly suplex.
Rider grabs Stylez and throws him into the ropes...
Zach Davis: Big Boot!!
But, Rider misses, as Johnny Stylez ducks. Stylez bounces off the ropes and....
Johnny Stylez cracks two boots across the knees of Night Rider, causing him to fall knees first onto the mat.
Shannan Lerch: SUPER KICK TO THE SKULL OF NIGHT RIDER!!
Stylez walks over to Rider and grabs him with a camel clutch!!
Zach Davis: CAMEL CLUTCH!! Rider is struggling!!
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD HERE COMES OBLIVION!!
Oblivion comes running in and kicks Johnny Stylez on the back of his head. The referee ushers Oblivion back to his corner.
Zach Davis: Hunter Valentyne is coming into the ring and is dragging Johnny Stylez to their corner.
The referee turns around to see Johnny Stylez tagging Al Envy. At that time, Night rider turns around to tag in a hyper Oblivion, who is bouncing around a furious anger.
Shannan Lerch: Rider tags in Oblivion!!
The crowd screams out cheers!!
Crowd: OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!! OBLIVION!!
Oblivion proceeds to punch Envy!! Oblivion Irish whips Al Envy into the ropes. Envy bounces off the ropes....
Zach Davis: Backbody drop!!
Oblivion flies off and bounces off the ropes.
Shannan Lerch: LEG DROP!!
Oblivion picks up Envy and nails him with a belly to back suplex. Oblivion stops and looks around the crowd, with a sinister sneer.
Zach Davis: Uh-oh! I don't like THAT look!
Oblivion proceeds to stomp on both arms, both legs, and finally the head of Al Envy.
Shannan Lerch: Survive- TREACHERY- Overcome- Monstrous- Psychopaths!!
Oblivion picks up Envy and whips him into the ropes. Envy bounces off...
Zach Davis: Tilt-whirl-backbreaker.
Envy arches his back in pain. Valentyne spits at Oblivion. The Monster lunges at Valentyne. Stanley moser intervenes. That's when Johnny Stylez sneaks in and...
Shannan Lerch: Johnny Stylez clips Oblivion, on the back of his left leg.
The referee sees this and has Stylez to leave the ring. That gives Hunter Valentyne, the perfect time to...
Zach Davis: Hunter Valentyme just hit Oblivion with his Valentyme.
Valentyne leaves the ring and Al Envy collapses onto Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: THIS COULD BE IT!!
Oblivion tosses Envy into the air. As Oblivion gets up...
Envy hits Oblivion with a dropkick.
Zach Davis: Now, it looks like Envy has positioned himself close to his corner, as he has Oblivion in a single leg crab.
The referee is asking Oblivion if IT wants to submit. but all Oblivion is doing is screaming out in pain. That is because Envy is grabbing a hold of Hunter's hands for extra leverage.
Stanley Moser: That's it, Envy!! let go!! ONE! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!!
Envy let's go, of the leg crab and tags in Hunter Valentyne. At that time, one of The Vixens starts to pseudo strip, catching everyone's attention. Valentyne charges at Oblivion...
Stanley Moser is trying to tell The Vixen to get back in the corner, didn't see Oblivion spew out the Blue Haze Mist. Oblivion locks Valentyne into an inverted face lock.
Zach Davis: Soultaker time!!
By reaching with IT's own left arm draping over Valentyne's throat/neck area. Oblivion reaches with IT's right hand and grabs a hold to Valentyne's ring wear, by the knees. Oblivion tosses Valentyne over IT's left shoulder, while still holding onto Valentyne's neck and head. Then, finally crashing down into a Stunner.
Shannan Lerch: Devastating!!
Oblivion decides not to pin Valentyne, but instead tags in Jeff Purse. Purse gets to the top turnbuckle and looks around at the cheering crowd. Purse flies off with a Five Star Frog Splash and lands on Hunter Valentyne hard!!
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse also decides not to pin Valentyne.
Purse tags in Night Rider. Rider grabs Valentyne....
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Johnny Stylez and Al Envy!!
Zach Davis: There goes Oblivion and Jeff Purse!!
Stylez catches Oblivion and...
Shannan Lerch: G.I.G!!! Gawd I'm Good!!
Zach Davis: Devastating Shining Wizard onto Oblivion!!
Jeff Purse nails Al Envy with an...
Shannan Lerch: Enziguiri!! That cause Envy to drop to one knee. Purse bounces back and...
Shannan Lerch: The Spoke!!
That cause Al Envy to stumble back and fall out of the ring, through the top and middle ring ropes. Purse and Johnny Stylez stare at each other. They charge at each other and they collide, but they eventually fall out of the ring, fighting one another!
Zach Davis: Total bedlam!! Complete chaos!! Stanley Moser looks confused with all this action!! Oblivion crawls back to IT's corner.
Night Rider drags Hunter Valentyne to a corner. Rider climbs up to the top turnbuckle, with Hunter. Rider flies off the top turnbuckle with Hunter Valentyne...
Shannan Lerch: Drop of Death!!
Zach Davis: Face first DDT from the top rope.
Rider walks over...
Shannan Lerch: NO-O-O-O!!
Zach Davis: Night Rider tags in Oblivion.
The crowd screams with cheers. Valentyne lays motionless, on the mat. Oblivion climbs up to the top turnbuckle. The mad man looks around before flying off with a shooting star press and lands with a legdrop.
Shannan Lerch: That's right, damn it!! BI-POLAR!!
But no!, Valentyne rolls out of the way in the nick of time and quickly tags in Envy! Envy enters the ring, runs at Oblivion and hits a Syck Kick out of nowhere!
Zach Davis: Oof!
Valentyne quickly pins the Hardcore Champion!
Styles and Valentyne intercept Purse and Night Rider before they can break it up.
Shannan Lerch: Holy crap! I don't believe it!
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: The Business has picked up a victory tonight!
The Business quickly exits the ring as the Angels of Death and Jeff Purse try to regroup in the ring, trying to figure out what happened.
Shannan Lerch: Well regardless, Purse and Night Rider get their Tag Titles shot at Aftermath.. but wow!
We come back to the ring after commercial and seven competitors are in the ring.
Kyle Steel: Now introducing the returning.. ANA VALENTINE!
Ana walks down the ramp to pink pyro’s shooting off behind her. She pauses at the steps to the ring to blow kisses to the crowd. She then steps into the ring bending low to slip between the middle and bottom rope.
Zach Davis: I've missed her.
The bell sounds, and before anyone can do anything, Bo Stoned grabs Ryan Elias and tosses him out!
Shannan Lerch: Hey! Poor Elias didn't even get a chance to defend himself!
Zach Davis: That's how it goes in a battle royal, Shannan.
The rest of the seven competitors begin brawling. Spector attacks Cash, Valentine attacks Stoned, Kid Phantasm attacks Kendrik Masters. Kira paces around, trying to avoid fighting.
Shannan Lerch: Kira Sakazaki, playing it safe. Very smart.
After trading blows, Cash throws Spector to the ropes. As he's coming back Cash goes for a Back Bodydrop, sending Spector over the ropes!
Zach Davis: Spector out- no!
Spector lands on the apron as the crowd gasps. Cash runs at him but Spector shoulders him in the gut between the ropes and then executes a Sunset Flip into a Dropkick to Cash's face!
Shannan Lerch: Oof.
Meanwhile, Valentine is brawling with Stoned. She goes for a Clothesline but Stoned ducks it and goes for a Clothesline of his own. She ducks that one and then hits him with a Cutter!
Phantasm hits Masters with a Snap Suplex. Phantasm then begins stomping him, until Kira runs from out of nowhere and hits Phantasm with a Shining Wizard out of nowhere!
Zach Davis: Kira getting involved now!
Bo Stoned has hit Valentine with a Spinebuster. Kira runs at Stoned and hits him with the Path of the Moon!
Shannan Lerch: Kira's on fire now!
Kira picks Stoned up and tosses him out of the ring! Simultaneously, Spector throws Cash over and Valentine throws Masters out!
Zach Davis: Holy moly! Three eliminations out of nowhere! I didn't even see Valentine get up after that Spinebuster, huh.
Kira raises his arms in victory after having eliminated Stoned, but Phantasm grabs him from behind and dumps him out too.
Shannan Lerch: Welp, there goes the man that eliminated Bo Stoned.
And all of a sudden, Bong comes out of the crowd and starts stomping on Kira.
Zach Davis: What is this!?
And all of a sudden... ADAM YOUNG APPEARS! Young starts stomping on Kira Sakazaki as well.
Shannan Lerch: ADAM YOUNG IS HERE! I don't believe it!
The crowd is booing as Young stomps Sakazaki before finally security grabs him and begins taking him away.
Zach Davis: Is Adam Young really back!?
Shannan Lerch: Let's get back to the ring - only three competitors left.
Spector, Phantasm and Valentine are all pacing the ring, weary of each other. Spector runs at Phantasm and hits him with a Lariat. Phantasm goes down and Valentine grabs Spector from behind, spinning him around and throwing him to the ropes. As Spector comes back Valentine goes for a Spinebuster.
Zach Davis: Cupid's Bow!
But Spector avoids it!, then kicks Valentine in the gut and lifts her up for a Brainbuster. Valentine shifts her weight however and lands behind him, grabbing him and hitting a German Suplex-
Shannan Lerch: Cupid's Arrow!
-sending Spector flying out of the ring!
Zach Davis: Spector is eliminated!
Shannan Lerch: We're down to the returning Ana Valentine and Kid Phantasm.
Nope. Phantasm comes out of nowhere and throws Valentine over the top!
Zach Davis: Well damn. That was fast.
Shannan Lerch: Kid Phantasm has earned his first Title shot in WCF!
Phantasm's music hits as he's joined by Nightmare. They kiss as the ref raises his arm in the air.
Zach Davis: Welp he'll face Switches or Greenfever... sometime! Can Kid Phantasm take the People's Title? We shall see.
Smokahontas by Attack Attack! Begins to play as Famine of the Vile makes his way down to ringside. The crowd is on their feet booing the WCF superstar as he smirks at them and just keeps on walking.
Zach Davis: I'll tell you one thing. If anyone has made an impact in the last two months it's been Famine. Forget about what else has been going on. This man knows how to make a statement.
Shannan Lerch: He may have made an impact but his actions against Sarah Twilight have been atrocious and disgusting. Especially last week.
Famine gets in the ring and asks for a mic as the music slowly dies down.
Famine: You know, in this business, things happen that can catch you off guard. For example, Jonny Fly is no longer the world champion. So now I have to focus on Jay Price and beat the hell out of him in order to claim what should rightfully be mine.
Zach Davis: Rightfully his?
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, he should have been champion haven't you been listening?
Famine: You see, before I got suspended, I had that title shot in the palm of my hands. And thanks to Sarah Twilight, that was all ruined. Sarah, you and I have some unfinished business and i'm going to finally put an end to what I started almost a month ago. I'm going to beat the hell out of whatever is left of you and move on to Jay Price. Jay, I know you're back there watching. And believe me when I tell you that you're on borrowed time. I hope you enjoy that title for as long as you have it because when I take it, i'm going to be THE most dominant champion this company has ever seen.
Zach Davis: We we've had prenty of dominant champions before.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah but this guy is different.
Famine: Now, I know what a lot of you are saying. We've had dominant champions in the past right?
Zach Davis: I think he heard you.
Famine: Well none of them have been me. You see, I didn't come here to make friends. I came here to win titles and beat the hell out of anyone who tries to stop me. I don't give a damn about anyones safety. I'm a sadistic son of a bitch who will do whatever he wants whenever he wants. Believe me when I tell you that there is no one in this company that can stop me. And i'm going to prove that by taking on anyone in the back. And I mean anyone. So if you think you've got the balls. Meet me in this ring at Aftermath and i'll show you in front of the world exactly why they call me The Demon King. I don't care what type of match it is. Just bring whatever you have to the table and i'll make sure I end you!
Shannan Lerch: Strong words from the Vile one tonight. Whoever is dumb enough to face this monster next week better make sure they have a good HMO!
Zach Davis: I agree. The guy is extremely dangerous and anyone who takes him on has got to be out of their mind.
The lights go out and then on the screen you see a hand that is holding five fingers up and every second that goes past and finger goes down till one and the one second finger is the middle finger. Then Hollywood Undead's "Tear It Up" plays and the camera goes to the stage there are two figures standing there. They put a spot light to the figure stands and it shows a man wearing long black basketball shorts and wearing a black pair of DC shoes and wearing a black and white LA dodger hat with a water bottle in hand. Next to him is a man in a black v-neck jersey with black jeans and black walking shoes. They come walking down the ramp as one drinks from a water bottle, bopping his head to the song. In his other hand has a black baseball bat.
Kyle Steel: Making their way to the ring at this time, TEK and ERIC PRICE!
Zach Davis: Well fans, it's about time for this wild 8-man tag match. The Mulisha are at war with each other... but tonight their battle is with the Team of Treachery.
Shannan Lerch: Oh, great - just what we need. A visit from my brother.
Zach Davis: Yes, this match does mark the return to wrestling competition of WCF's owner and operator, Seth Lerch... but even if it was just three members of the Team of Treachery they still might walk out of this with an easy win. The Mulisha can't even come out to the ring together.
The lights shut off and "My Name" by Eminem f/ Xzibit blasts through the speakers. Green smoke fills the entrance ramp as red and blue lights flash through out the crowd. Steeltoe Joe and Nic Daniels walk out With the Lovely Gina Caldwell as they walk through the smoke then look into the crowd for their reaction. Daniels then looks at Gina, then at Joe, nods his head... then heads down to the ring. Briefly Joe plays to the crowd, then heads to the ring. Joe heads to the ring steps where he stops, does a Catholic Crucifix motion and then walks up the steps and into the ring. He climbs up two turnbuckles and does the same crucifix motion and raises his arms and points towards Heaven. Daniels points to Price saying something we can't quite make out.
Kyle Steel: And their tag team partners, NIC "THE TRUTH" DANIELS and STEELTOE JOE! Together they are THE MULISHA!
Zach Davis: Kyle Steel, I think you just said a mouthful.
Shannan Lerch: Saying anything with a mouthful is hard...
The beginning drum intro of "The Struggle Within" by Metallica plays loudly and rumbles the speakers. Fans all too familiar to the theme for this certain superstar cover their ears to shield them from the extremely loud drum roll. After the climax of the epic drum intro the song breaks into rhythm and Logan appears at the top of the ramp to stand in place. He looks totally furious yet determined, narrowing his eyebrows and clamping his lips tight and taking deep breaths in through his nose while looking around at the screaming excited audience. Despite the maddening expression, something about his presence gives off the idea that he's happy to be there. Behind Logan emerge three figures... to the loud chorus of boos, the Team of Treachery enter. Seth Lerch is wearing a simple wrestling singlet. Super FPV looks to the camera and points to his t-shirt reading "#ROYSPEEDEISABOUDLE". Doc Henry raises one fist, 'polishing' the Confederate Title a bit with his other hand. Logan makes his descend down the ramp, leading his army. He hits ringside and slides in underneath the bottom rope with a quickness. Logan climbs the nearest turnbuckle and fixates glaring eyes on the booing crowd, then, both his arms slowly rise above his head. The passion in his eyes refuses to die as he drops his arms back down to his sides and hops off the turnbuckle. As they enter the ring, Lerch turns to the others and laughs a bit... then they all join in. This does not seem to please Tek of the Mulisha at all.
Kyle Steel: And their opponents... SUPER FPV! LOGAN! WCF CONFEDERATE CHAMPION DOC HENRY and SETH LERCH... together they are the TEAM OF TREACHERY!
Zach Davis: Some would say this team is the driving force in WCF today, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: Some were paid to say that by my brother. Some are related to Doc Henry. Some are Logan. Why is he so cute, Zach? It's always the crazy ones.
Zach Davis: Uh... I don't have an answer for that. I doubt science does, honestly.
The match starts with Logan and Nic Daniels in the ring representing their respective teams. After a brief pause the two men lock up; Nic Daniels puts Logan in a side headlock. Logan pushes Daniels off, then catches him off the ropes with a simple back drop.
Shannan Lerch: I mean, look at him. He's stolen shit out of my purse before and I still can't help but love him.
Zach Davis: Wait, what?
Shannan Lerch: It was just my medication. And my credit card once, but I figured he put it to good use... and I can always use more frequent flyer miles.
Daniels gets right back up - Logan cracks him across the chest with a vicious chop. Daniels shakes off the chop and knocks Logan to the mat with a huge haymaker. Logan bounces right up laughing.
Zach Davis: That man is...
Shannan Lerch: ...just dreamy.
Zach Davis: I've said this before, Shannan, but there's something wrong with the part of your brain that chooses sex partners.
Shannan Lerch: I know. That's why I started a lottery system!
Offended by the laughter, Daniels charges Logan and gets nailed with a belly to belly suplex. Logan makes the tag to Doc Henry. As Doc comes in, Daniels jumps to his corner and tags in Steeltoe Joe.
Zach Davis: And here we go, fans - two fresh men in the ring! The Confederate Champ versus the Holy Flame!
Shannan Lerch: You think it's true what they say about his people taking a vow of celibacy?
Zach Davis: By his people do you mean wrestlers? Because you've disproven the hell out of that theory.
As Joe comes into the ring, in-fighting breaks out between Nic Daniels and Eric Price. Joe attempts to break the fight up and receives a spear from Doc Henry for his troubles. Referee Zip Wingdinger comes over to break up the fight in the corner; Doc Henry tosses Steeltoe Joe into the ToT corner. FPV and Lerch grab Steeltoe Joe as Doc begins mauling him with punches in the corner; almost from out of nowhere, Tek runs into the ring and with a diving clothesline knocks Seth Lerch and himself to the floor.
Zach Davis: And there goes any hope we had of this being a simple tag team wrestling contest - Price and Daniels are still trying to get at each other in the corner, and while the referee is refereeing their squabble their teammate is getting pummeled... and Tek has taken the fight to Seth Lerch!
Shannan Lerch: GIVE HIM ONE FOR ME FOR FIFTH GRADE, TEK!
Zach Davis: Should I even ask?
Shannan Lerch: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR PUTTING GUM IN MY HAIR YOU BASTARD!
Zach Davis: Coulda sworn your parents were married.
Seeing an opportunity, Doc leaves Joe with FPV and runs headlong into the Mulisha's corner, knocking Daniels and Price to the floor as well as knocking out Referee Zip Wingdinger. FPV climbs in, egging the crowd on... and awaiting the rise of Steeltoe Joe. On the outside of the ring, Tek lays Seth Lerch out with the Pipebomb.
Zach Davis: We've got bodies flying everywhere! The ref is out cold, Daniels and Price get knocked off the apron for their troubles and Tek just laid the boss out with a vicious finisher!
Shannan Lerch: This is definitely getting my vote for Match of the Week, Zach.
Zach Davis: ...they let YOU vote? Now *I* want to hit Seth Lerch with a finisher.
FPV nails STJ with a huge running clothesline.
Super FPV: FUS ROH DUH!
Zach Davis: The crowd's going wild for FPV... and man does he notice!
Shannan Lerch: I think somebody gave him a Starman! That's a thing, right?
FPV gets a running start and dives through the ropes taking out Eric Price, who Nic Daniels wisely uses as a human shield. On the other side of the ring, Tek gets surprised from behind by Logan who grabs him quickly into a sleeper hold... and then nails the Connector on Tek! Inside the ring, Doc Henry receives a bit of a beating from a rallying Steeltoe Joe... but Joe swings wild with a blow and Doc Henry grabs him and lays him out with the Gambler's Hand.
Zach Davis: Super FPV with some raccoon tail action! Connector on Tek outside the ring... and Doc Henry has laid out the Righteous Juggernaut! It looks about over for the Mulisha here on Slam...
Shannan Lerch: LOGAN! LOGAN - I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU HANG OUT WITH MY STUPID BROTHER!
Zach Davis: Oh, please don't call him over here.
As Eric Price struggles to pull himself up the guardrail, FPV climbs to the ring apron and jumps off onto Price with a head stomp.
Zach Davis: What the hell do you call that?
Shannan Lerch: Severe skull trauma?
Zach Davis: No, that's a different move.
Nic Daniels creeps into the ring as Doc Henry climbs the ropes... he pushes Doc's foot off the turnbuckle. Daniels pushes Steeltoe Joe out of the way a bit, then grabs Doc and nails him with a Super DDT. Daniels rolls Steeltoe Joe on top of Doc Henry, then runs over to wake up Referee Zip Wingdinger.
Zach Davis: Nic Daniels might have saved this match for the Mulisha!
Shannan Lerch: LOGAN!!! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!
Zach Davis: Damnit, woman, there's a wrestling match going on here!
Referee Zip Wingdinger makes the count...
Zach Davis: THEY DID IT! Against all odds, Nic Daniels has stolen a win for the Mulisha!
Shannan Lerch: No! Wait, my brother just lost, so that's cool.
Zach Davis: Logan's in the ring now... and he's all over Nic Daniels! Daniels gets a ticket to Connector City! The Face of Treachery got immediate gratification there, but a loss is still a loss, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: He can take me if it'll make him feel any better...
Zach Davis: I am quite sure he knows that, Shannan.
The jazzy, funk-laden intro of Soul Coughing's "Super Bon Bon" hits the PA, signaling the arrival of...
Crowd: CHAD DOGG! CHAD DOGG! CHAD DOGG!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM-BIDDLE-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!
A ginormous-ass display of golden sparklebombs explode at the entryway atop the ramp leading to the arena. The silhouette of Chad Evans' body appears through the fire and smoke of the pyro. The crowd is hyped, as if they're on smack... but, nah, son, that's just the Chad Evans effect. Chad busts out some breakdancing moves atop the ramp, vintage Boogaloo Shrimp-style moves as thousands of flash bulbs are expended by members of the crowd and press alike. Chad abruptly pops to his feet and moseys on down the ramp with a pep in his step, slapping hands with dozens upon dozens of hysterical fans along the way.
M. Doughty: [on the PA] Move aside and let the man go through, let the man go through! Move aside and let the man go through, let the man go through!
Chad circles the ring, slapping hands with ever more dazed and delirious fans. He hops onto the ring apron and flips into the ring with a single bound, never touching the ropes as he does so. Chad climbs onto the turnbuckles and raises his arms in a salute to his many thousands of fans, as they respond with raucous cheers and a unified chant.
Crowd: CHAD DOGG! CHAD DOGG! CHAD DOGG!
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As he walks down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down, ready for the match to begin.
Zach Davis: Well hot damn, we're in store for a treat as Johnny Reb and Chad Evans are set to go at it here on Slam! This is a pay-per-view main event caliber match, and we're giving it away for free on Slam one week before Aftermath. Are we crazy or do we just love our fans, Shannan?
Shannan Lerch: We are nucking futs and we do love our fans, so it's a combination of both, Zach. The big story is that both men wanted this match, and with Reb booked in a career versus career match against Doc at Aftermath, my brother was eager to sign off on this one.
Zach Davis: It's no secret that your brother wants Reb out of WCF and I'm sure that he's hoping for Evans to inflict some damage on Johnny tonight, but I don't think either of these superstars are worried about that now. They're here for the love of competition!
Reb and Evans exchange a quick handshake before the match and referee Skip Bennett calls for the bell.
Chad and Johnny move in for the collar-and-elbow. After a tense struggle for positioning, Reb gains the edge and traps Chad in a headlock. Chad weighs his options for escape as Reb cinches it tight. Chad deftly slips out of Reb's grip and simultaneously tweaks his arm with a hammerlock. Evans slips behind Reb while increasing the pressure on his arm. Reb answers with a back elbow and then another to Chad's jaw. Chad releases the hold and Reb immediately sends him to the mat with a hip toss. Reb shoots into the ropes while Chad kips up to his feet. Chad hits a drop toe hold and then goes for an elbow drop to the back of Reb's head, but Reb rolls out of the way and Chad hits the mat. Reb shoots into the ropes again and this time he hits a spinning heel kick to Chad's jaw. Reb climbs to the outside of the ring and springboards off the ropes, taking Chad down with an arm drag. With Chad disoriented, Reb keeps the pressure on, hitting a Facebreaker DDT! Reb makes the quick pin attempt. Chad kicks out at two and gets to his feet.
Zach Davis: Reb with a beautiful DDT, but Chad had enough to get the early kick out!
Shannan Lerch: Reb's out on the apron, what does he have in mind?
Reb springboards off the ropes and Chad counters with a leaping front kick, using Reb's own momentum against him. The crowd pops at that move as replays are shown. Chad doesn't hesitate to follow up, bringing Reb to his feet and setting him up for a brainbuster in the middle of the ring, which Chad hits with tremendous impact. Chad starts to lift Reb for his Evans Implant DDT, but Reb counters into a double knee lift. Chad is throttled on the mat while Reb goes up top. Reb hits a diving fist drop to the chest. Reb grabs Chad by the legs and tries to soften him up some more with a Catapult into the corner-- however, Chad lands with his feet on the middle turnbuckle and springboards with a moonsault onto Reb! After hitting it Chad hooks the leg, eagerly trying to get the three, but Reb kicks out after two.
Zach Davis: Great back and forth action by these two superstars!
Shannan Lerch: They know each others moves well and they have such similar styles that one little opening can turn the match on a dime!
Reb hits a forearm smash to the gut and follows it up by cracking Chad in the skull with an Enzuigiri. Chad falls down near the corner and Reb hits some stiff boots to the face and chest. Chad pulls himself up with the ropes but eats an uppercut and a cross from his fired up Southern foe! Chad wobbles against the ropes. Reb snaps off a dropkick to the face and Chad is slumped against the turnbuckles, only standing with help from the ropes. Reb runs toward Chad and monkey flips him to mid-ring. In the blink of an eye Reb is perched on the top turnbuckle. Reb lets out a Confederate battle cry and takes flight, executing a perfect Corkscrew shooting star legdrop that leaves the crowd and his opponent gasping for breath! Reb hooks a leg as the ref counts. Chad gets his shoulder up at two and a half.
Zach Davis: Near-fall for Reb after the amazing high-risk attack!
Reb shakes his head and gets back to his feet. Reb sets Chad up for a suplex, but when he tries to lift, Chad blocks it and counters into a small package! Reb kicks out at two and gets to his feet. Reb unloads on Chad with some hard chops against the neck and throat and then plants Chad with a running bulldog. Reb goes high risk once again, this time leaping off the top rope with a double axehandle to the back of Chad's head. Reb goes for the La Magistral cradle, earning another two-count from the ref. Reb claps his hands together, then he gets an idea and claps his hands against Chad's ears, again and again.
Shannan Lerch: Reb is using any kind of strike he can think of to incapacitate Chad Dogg!
Chad is initially flustered by the bell claps from Reb, but promptly retaliates with a quick flurry of kicks to the legs and torso. Chad shakes the cobwebs loose before thrusting a final kick between Reb's eyes, dropping him to the mat. Chad drops on top of Reb and unloads with vicious hammer fists. Reb is undeterred and responds with elbow strikes to the top of Chad's head. A cut is busted open on Chad's hairline from the elbow strikes, though he continues to rain down hammer fists onto Johnny Reb's skull. Reb finally ceases his counter attack after eating a plurality of hammer fists. Chad bounds to his feet and slips through the ropes, waiting for Reb to stand, as he wipes the blood from his eyes.
Zach Davis: Chad has swung the momentum back in his favor, for now, but it looks like he's going to take a chance here.
Shannan Lerch: Chad's been in the game long enough to know that he has to pull out the big guns to finish an opponent like Reb.
Reb returns to his feet and, simultaneously, Chad springboards from the top rope, attempting a hurricanrana. Reb catches Chad in mid-air and appears to be trying for a powerbomb. Chad is able to counter into a head scissors, flipping Reb over the top rope while Chad lands on the apron!
Zach Davis: What a sequence by Reb and Chad, and it ends with Reb taking a hard spill on the floor and Chad Dogg standing tall on the apron!
Shannan Lerch: Chad was determined to take Reb down one way or another. The irony for Reb is that taking the hurricanrana inside of the ring probably would have done less damage to him than being flipped out to the floor!
Reb uses the security barrier at ringside to pull himself up. Chad seizes the opportunity to springboard off the apron with an Asai Moonsault, but Reb catches Chad in mid-air and drops him onto the arena floor with a modified Tombstone. Chad's body shivers upon meeting the floor, head-first, with gruesome impact.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Zach Davis: Reb just spiked Chad's head onto the concrete floor!
Shannan Lerch: That was NASTY. Chad looks like he's out cold!
Reb gets a wicked look on his face as he glances over at the Spanish announce table and down at Chad. Reb grimaces a bit as he gets to his feet and pulls Chad up. He then walks Chad over to the far side of the ring.
Zach Davis: It looks like Reb has taken a sudden interest in our Mexican broadcast colleagues-- Oh no! Reb just slammed Chad onto the Spanish announce table!
Shannan Lerch: Damn, that's bad luck for Vickie and Chavo, but ah well at least Reb ain't trying to destroy our table, haha!
Zach Davis: Those poor, poor Mexicans!
Meanwhile, Reb has rolled into the ring and climbed onto the top turnbuckle. He poses for a moment and lets out a yell of "Deo Vindice!" before flying off the top with a Shooting Star Senton!
Zach Davis: Southern Star through the table, OH MY GOD! Reb just killed Chad!
Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME! *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* THAT WAS AWESOME! *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
Shannan Lerch: Reb is stirring amidst the wreckage of the Spanish announce table, but Chad Evans is not moving at all. That was a HUGE move by Reb!
Zach Davis: Reb has taken control of what had been a back and forth match. If Reb can get to his feet and roll Chad into the ring, he should have the victory right here.
Crowd: REB! REB! REB!
Energized by the chants of the hyped up crowd, Reb gets to his feet, shaking off any ill-effects of his rough landing through the table. Johnny pulls Chad up by the nape of his neck and rolls Evans into the ring, then makes the lateral press on his Anarchist foe.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
THREEeeeeNOO!!!! KICK OUT!!!
The crowd reaction is loud but divided, while Reb flashes a look of disbelief at the referee.
Zach Davis: Reb doesn't agree with that call by the ref, but you have to give Evans credit for having the wherewithal to kick out after taking that kind of punishment outside the ring!
Shannan Lerch: I thought he was out, Zach. I thought Chad was out cold. He wasn't moving, even after Reb rolled him into the ring!
Reb quickly composes himself and gets back to his feet, realizing that it's not worth arguing with the ref when he obviously has Evans hurt. Reb pulls Evans up and twists his arm, then hops onto the top rope, displaying the agility of an Olympic gymnast.
Zach Davis: It looks like Reb is going for the Stars & Bars! He could put this match away right now!
Reb walks the ropes, still twisting Chad's arm and prepares to drop down with a chop, but Chad suddenly comes to life, dropkicking the top rope and crotching Reb in the process!
Shannan Lerch: Chad Dogg with the counter!
Chad drops to his knees and winces, in obvious pain. He takes a few seconds to recover before returning to his feet. With a burst of energy, Chad runs up the ropes next to Reb, springboards and smacks him in the head with an enzuigiri! Reb drops to the mat, but Chad isn't done- he pulls Reb up and hits a Hammerlock legsweep DDT in the middle of the ring!
Zach Davis: Disciple's Deed by Evans! Reb is down! Here's the cover by Chad!
Skip Bennett: ONE...
THREEEEEEE-NOOOO!!!!!! SHOULDER UP!!!!!!
Chad slams his fists on the mat in a furor. Evans slaps the mat with his hand three times, indicating that the count should have been three, but the ref is defiant that it was two. Chad suddenly wraps his arm around Reb's neck and locks in an Arm-triangle choke, clenching it in tight and straining with all of his strength to coax the submission. Reb grits his teeth while defending the choke as best he can, but Chad is not relenting.
Zach Davis: Chad has abandoned the aerial onslaught and striking attacks in favor of a pure submission grappling hold! It's not a bad thought against most opponents, but I don't think Reb has ever quit in a match!
Shannan Lerch: Not to my recollection, Zach, but that choke is tight! Reb is defending it well, though. He has his arm in the correct position, inside of Chad's grip, to at least give himself some breathing room.
Zach Davis: That's the only thing that's saving Reb from going to sleep right here. Ooh, Chad just switched positions and transitioned to an Anaconda choke! I had no idea that he even had these kinds of techniques in his arsenal!
Chad is screaming at Reb to tap out, but Johnny will not comply. Reb is still using his arm to properly defend the choke, while angling closer to the ropes.
Crowd: REB! CHAD! REB! CHAD! REB! CHAD!
Both men are straining as their fans make their support heard. Finally, Reb tucks his body and rolls on the mat, flipping Chad's body with him, as Reb stretches out and slides the toe of his boot under the bottom rope, hooking it. Referee Skip Bennett immediately calls for the break. At this point Chad is so tired that he doesn't even protest. Chad gets to his knees, takes a deep breath and looks at Reb. Chad shakes his head at his stubborn Southern counterpart.
Zach Davis: Evans can't believe it, and frankly neither can I. Reb's face turned all shades of blue and purple, but he still refused to tap out. Reb is determined to win this match, at all costs!
Shannan Lerch: Evans is up to his feet, though. He's the fresher man, despite having exerted most of his energy on that choke attempt.
Chad pulls a tired Reb to his feet and sets him up for a Swinging fisherman neckbreaker.
Zach Davis: Bridge Burner coming up from Chad! That could FINALLY put this match to bed!
Chad goes to lift Reb, but Reb blocks it. Chad tries again-- Reb blocks it again. Reb abruptly counters with a Snap suplex, stunning Evans.
Shannan Lerch: Reb is still fighting, and I don't think Chad knows quite what hit him!
Reb appears to be running on fumes as he climbs out to the ring apron, not acknowledging the fans, focusing only on Evans. Chad gets up from the mat and Reb flies off the top, nailing Evans with a Corkscrew shooting star DDT!
Zach Davis: Holy shit, Reb with the Saturday Night Special! He hit it from out of nowhere!
Reb hooks the leg as he covers Chad.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Zach Davis: Chad grabbed the rope! He grabbed the rope just before the three count from referee Skip Bennett! OH MY FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!
Shannan Lerch: How was that not three!?!?!
Reb looks exhausted. Chad looks exhausted. Even the ref looks exhausted.
Zach Davis: Reb is going high-risk one more time! Will this finally be enough to finish Chad Evans?!?!?
Reb points to the heavens before leaping off the top turnbuckle with a Shooting star elbow drop.
Shannan Lerch: Southern Discomfort! No, Johnny missed it! Chad moved out of the way!
Evans staggers to his feet, hits Reb with another Disciple's Deed and makes the pin.
Skip Bennett: ONE...
Shannan Lerch: Wow, Chad defeats Reb in an instant classic! What a match! Are you still with us, Zach?
Zach Davis: I had an aneurysm after that last near-fall, but yes I'm coming to now, thank you!
Chad Evans gets his hand raised by the ref and receives a hero's ovation from the fans as his music plays on the PA. Chad climbs onto the turnbuckles and continues his celebration, while Reb rolls out of the ring and walks to the back in obvious pain.
Shannan Lerch: Great effort by both men, but Chad Evans has defeated Johnny Reb! This has to be a sweet victory for the returning Chad Dogg!
The jumbotron in the arena comes to life.
Zach Davis: I’ve just got word that Logan is backstage.
We find Logan walking down a hallway with a tire iron in his hands.
Zach Davis: What’s Logan doing with that tire iron? I smell trouble.
Shannan Lerch: Maybe he’s on his way to help someone change a tire!
Zach Davis: I seriously doubt that.
Logan stops at the MS-13 locker room and uses the tip of the tire iron to knock on the door. The door opens and Adrian sticks his head out and Logan grabs Adrian and yanks him out through the doorway and into the hall. Adrian scrambles backwards and Logan swings the iron slapping it over Adrian’s head. Logan then rushes into the room and kicks Chester in the stomach. Chester hunches over and gets whacked over the back of the skull with the iron. Doobie rams Logan and smashes him into the room’s wall caving it in, and trying desperately to remove the tire iron from his hands. Logan and Doobie momentarily struggle, switching positions with Doobie and mashing his elbow into Doobie’s face.
Shannan Lerch: Logan trying to single-handedly take out MS-13!
Zach Davis: He’s not doing a bad job either but where’s Gravedigger?!
Logan breaks himself away from Doobie and crashes the tire iron into his temple immediately causing Doobie to awkwardly drop. He squeezes the tire iron into his hand, looking around the room. Doobie, Chester aching on the floor in agony along with Adrian outside in the hall.
Logan: You can’t hide forever.
He steps over Doobie and swiftly bends down whacking Chester again for good measure before leaving the room. Logan steps out into the hallway and is met with a stinging surprise of a right fist.
Gravedigger: Who said I was hiding?
Logan goes back and hits the wall, his hand meeting his jaw and rubbing it with a sly grin.
Logan: It’s a good thing you showed up. Those Taco Bell boudles were beginning to become a bore.
Gravedigger looks over shaking his head at the downed Adrian in the hall floor.
Logan: Do you like?
Logan steps into Gravedigger and wildly swings the pipe. Gravedigger is able to draft in time to avoid having his skull dented, however he still sustains a blow getting stung in the shoulder. Gravedigger angrily digs his hand into Logan’s throat and clinches his jaw pulling him off his feet and bashing him into the cinderblock wall. Logan’s hand also smacks the block and his hand becomes limp releasing the iron.
Zach Davis: I think Gravedigger has finally had all he can take of Logan.
Gravedigger’s fist cocks back and strikes Logan’s nose. Logan buckles to his knees hiding the bridge of his nose with his hands. Gravedigger grabs Logan’s hair; pulling him back to his feet and launching him head first into the opposite wall. Logan’s head thuds loudly and he lifelessly drops onto the floor mumbling jibberish. Gravedigger has no intentions of letting him off this easy, scraping the half unconscious Logan from the floor and walking him down the hall.
Shannan Lerch: Damnit! Where’s the ToT?!
Zach Davis: Maybe they left early?! I don’t know!
The camera switches its view to another shot; the ToT locker room has been locked and barricaded by a fork lift squeezed shut in the locker room.
Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger has locked up the rest of the Team of Treachery. Gravedigger planned on Logan doing this all along?! That clever boudle.
Zach Davis: They’ve been at it for eleven years or so, maybe he’s caught onto Logan’s game.
Back onto Logan and Gravedigger. Gravedigger is carrying Logan over his shoulder and climbing up onto the hood of a car.
Shannan Lerch: NO! NO! YOU’LL BREAK HIS NECK!
He lifts Logan off his shoulder and hits the Death Driver denting the hood with Logan’s head! Logan slumps off the hood and falls off rolling onto his back, his forehead oozing blood. Gravedigger jumps off the hood landing next to Logan and glaring down at him.
Zach Davis: The war of Logan and Gravedigger has dropped to a new disturbing violent level. Man, I can’t wait to see these two go at it next week in a Rope of Treachery match.
Shannan Lerch: Oh man.
The cameras capture Chad Evans walking backstage as Slam returns from commercial. Chad is wearing the marks of battle upon his face following his grueling bout against Johnny Reb, his first match on Slam in two years.
Zach Davis: Wow, it's sure great to have Chad Evans back on Slam. He and Reb tore the roof off the building in their match!
Shannan Lerch: That was awesome to watch, Zach. Both men laid it all on the line in the name of pure competition. It doesn't get any better.
Suddenly, Chad stops dead in his tracks. He's staring at someone or something, but who or what? The camera pans slightly, revealing that Chad has crossed paths with none other than... Johnny Reb!
Zach Davis: Wuh-oh! Evans and Reb are standing face-to-face backstage after having a blowout match just moments ago here on Slam! We need to get security back there!
Shannan Lerch: Relax, Zach. They're not fighting, not yet anyway. They're just staring at each other.
Indeed, Reb and Evans have locked eyes, with neither man flinching, as the fans in the arena voice their reaction to this impromptu confrontation between two of WCF's most popular superstars. After several tense moments, Chad nods his head at Reb. Reb, after brief consideration, returns the gesture, nodding at Chad.
Zach Davis: They're nodding at each other, but what does it mean? Are they agreeing to throw down once more, right there in the backstage area?
Shannan Lerch: I don't think so, Zach. I think they're showing each other respect, acknowledging the great battle that they just had.
Chad suddenly extends his hand to The Inveterate Confederate. Johnny does not immediately react. Reb stares at Chad, then glances down at Chad's hand. Johnny thinks about it for a moment, before nodding his head and shaking Chad's hand. The mood between the two rivals immediately lightens.
Chad Evans: That was a hell of a match, Johnny. It was great to get back into the ring with you again. I mean, it sucked getting punched in my face and dropped on my head and put through a table and stuff--
Chad Evans: But from a competitive standpoint it was everything that I expected it to be and more.
Johnny Reb: Much obliged, Mr. Evans. I reckon ev'ry time we step into the ring it's bound to be a show-stealin' spectacle of guts, grit and all-around athletic prowess in mutual pursuit of glory.
Chad Evans: Well said, Reb, well said. You know, I was just thinking as I was walking along here that two guys like us might come from different backgrounds, but we have a hell of a lot in common in terms of the way we handle our business.
Reb raises a suspicious eyebrow.
Johnny Reb: Are we still talkin' about wrestlin'?
Chad Evans: Uh, yeah, why?
Reb waves his hand.
Johnny Reb: Uh, no reason. So you were sayin'?
Chad Evans: As I was walking and thinking, on my way back to my locker room, I started seeing these real vivid images of Johnny Reb and Chad Evans standing in the ring together, not as opponents but as partners.
Johnny Reb: You don't say? That's mighty intriguing, I must admit.
Chad Evans: Ain't it though? Then another thought popped into my brain, something about this, uh, what are they calling it?
Chad acts as if he's really straining his brain trying to remember the name.
Chad Evans: Ah yeah, the Trios Cup.
Reb clicks his tongue.
Johnny Reb: Yeah, yeah, I heard about that.
Chad Evans: Apparently it's coming up, like, post-Aftermath.
Johnny Reb: Oh, you don't say?
Reb pauses for a moment to reflect.
Johnny Reb: I reckon we could do some damage as partners after what we just done to each other.
Chad Evans: My thoughts exactly, Reb. My friggin thoughts exactly.
Johnny Reb: Tis a shame we don't have a third man.
Chad Evans: Tsk, tsk, tsk... where's Harry Lime when you need him, right?
HAHAHAHA! They share a laugh at the classic film reference that no one watching the scene is likely to understand.
Johnny Reb: I tell ya, it was a hell of a thought. Evans and Reb joinin' forces for once. That would-a been--
?: Ya~ho!! Yaho! Yaho!!
Suddenly, none other than Kira Sakazaki enters the frame.
Kira Sakazaki: Konbanwa, Minna-san (good evening, gentlemen)! Wow... the night outside is cloudy, right, Torigoya!
Haruna just nodded her head while her mouth is stuffed with French Fries. Both Reb and Evans stare at Kira and Haruna in confusion.
Chad Evans: What are you talking about, man?
Kira Sakazaki: Aah, Reb-sama! mou ichido, sagashita daze ne (finally we meet again)! Another great performance by you! Looks like I'm not admiring you for nothing! Respect from me, Reb-sama yo!
Kira bowed his body to Reb. Then, Kira looked at Evans!
Kira Sakazaki: And, you must be...... Densetsu no Chad Evans desu~~(Legendary Chad Evans)! Take a two-year hiatus and your skills is not decreasing. That's great! Really great!
Kira picks some of Haruna's French Fries and eats them, then he talks again.
Kira Sakazaki: *with mouth stuffed* nee... your conversation looks interesting, what were you talking about, anyway?
Chad Evans: Well, it's about the upcoming Trios Cup thing...
Kira Sakazaki: Aah, Trios Cup! I see.... so, I bet you guys try to find a third person to join in, right? How do I know it? Because.....
Kira grabbed Haruna's hand and showed her palm to both Evans and Reb.
Kira Sakazaki: ..... Torigoya can see it! Hehehehe..... anyway, if my guess is right, it would be my pleasure to become a part of your awesomeness. Yes, I'll become your third person.
Johnny Reb: Yeah, we should add Kira to our team. This kid is great!
Kira Sakazaki: But......
Kira pans Reb's shoulder.
Kira Sakazaki: I will gladly become the third member after.....
Then, Kira's vision goes to Chad Evans.
Kira Sakazaki: ......I see Evans-san skills from my own eyes! So, let's settle this thing at Aftermath to show both of our seriousness, determination and fighting spirits! Nezumi kai Inu (Mouse vs. Dog) Kira versus Evans....... in a Street Fight match! How's that sound?
Evans thought about Kira's challenge before he had something to say.
Chad Evans: Well, sounds like a welcoming party to me. Challenge accepted! Let's see what you've got!
Kira Sakazaki: In that match, I humbly request you to show all of your seriousness to me, because I'll do the same! Well, I have something to do so Abutaamatto no.... Jaa nee~~ (See you at Aftermath)!! and to Reb-sama! Please don't die and win that match!
Kira and Haruna then walk out from the frame, leaving Reb and Evans.
Johnny Reb: Whoa... boy, that kid has guts! He's a man of his word, too. He gets serious if he fights someone who's serious. That kid is difficult to beat!
Reb also leaves Evans alone while Evans looks at Kira's path with determined vision.
Zach Davis: Wow! Do we have another entry for the Trios Cup? Have Evans, Reb and Kira formed a team? And are Kira and Evans really going at it in a street fight at Aftermath? That's crazy!
Shannan Lerch: Those are both huge announcements, if they're true!
The scene abruptly fades to an advertisement for Aftermath.
Shannan Lerch: Welcome back to Slam folks. What a night we've had thus far! This crowd has been on the edge of their seats with excitement. Up next we can expect no less as the current WCF Tag Team Champions, The Ladykillerz defend their titles againgst Ayria Adams and Sarah Twilight. Coincidentally, this also pits Jay Price against Twilight. A possible preview of things to come?
Zach Davis: Adams and Twilight...that's what keeps me on the edge of MY seat with excitement!...If you know what I mean.
Shannan Lerch: You are such a pig! Can you for once just focus on the match we are about to witness?
Zach Davis: And you are sure a whore. I can enjoy some female flesh once in a while. It's not like I want anything to do with you. Used and abused!
Shannan Lerch: I give up! Let's just head down to Kyle who is standing by.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WCF Tag Team Championships!!!!
The crowd cheers wildly.
The arena goes pitch black. Various overhead spotlights begin to hover around the crowd. Finally they all converge on the stage, illuminating the entryway for a few seconds and then again. Darkness. There is a long pause without any movement, sound or lighting. Finally, an explosion of fireworks is triggered above the entry. Like a fourth of July finale, the explosions continue in rapid succession, obviously haven gotten everyonee's attention. As the final pyros explodes above, a guitar rift begins.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, the challengers, at a total combined weight of 242 pounds....they are the team of "The Awesomeness" AYRIA ADAMS and "The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!!
The guitar rift continues as "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park featuring Korn kicks into full swing. Ayria Adams comes into view as smoke and a purple tinted light eminate from below the stage. "The Awesomeness" is raised up from underneath and looks poised and ready to go. While this happens, "The Mistress of Mischief", Sarah Twilight emerges from behind the curtain. The two of them stand on the stage and give each other a slight nod before they begin towards the ring. The crowd is slightly torn, as most of the fans boo the hell out of the duo, however a few fans still cling to hope and cheer wildly, extending their hands over the barricade, hoping to get a high five or something.
However, they are all ignored as Sarah and Ayria both swagger toward the ring, exuding confidence, and most probably, arrogance. Ayria slides under the ropes and into the ring, while Sarah makes her way up the ringsteps and enters. Once inside, both of them take to a corner and taunt the crowd. The boos grow even louder amongst the small portion of cheers.
Kyle Steel: And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 530 pounds...they are the current reigning and defending WCF Tag Team Champions......they are The WCF World Champion, Jay Price and Greenfever, THE LADYKILLERS!!!!
All of the lights in the arena drop as the stage and ramp light up with an eerie red glow. The smarks in attendance get ready to start up a "Jay Fucking Price" chant when suddenly..."Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" blasts over the PA system. Aggressive drums kick in and crescendo into "Clap for the Killers" by Street Sweeper Social Club. The theme is drowned out by the crowd, who are split in half by boos and cheers as Jay Price and Greenfever emerge from the darkness. The two make their way down the ramp toward the ring, not paying attention to the trash being hurled at them. Greenfever slides into the ring as Price opts for the ring steps. The music fades out and the lights come back on as they discuss strategy in their corner.
Shannan Lerch: Ayria Adams and Sarah Twilight looking to make a statement here, this is a major opportunity for them. Not to mention, victory here gives Twilight some major momentum going into Aftermath.
Zach Davis: It's an opportunity to screw up! Adams is riding coat tails right now, and Twilight already lost her first opportunity at championship gold. Don't expect anything different tonight.
Shannan Lerch: I think they are quite capable of beating the Ladykillerz. In fact I am almost betting that they will.
Zach Davis: Even if they do, we all know Price doesn't care about this match, he said so himself.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, real easy to make excuses.
Our referee calls for the bell as Switches and Ayria begin the match. Switches starts in with a knee to the gut, followed by a hip toss. Ayria hits the canvas and Switches is right on her with a reverse chin lock. He squeezes tightly, applying as much pressure as possible, getting himself some leverage over Adams to further cut off her air supply.
Zach Davis: Switches is already schooling that little girl. I love it!
Ayria begins to fight back to her feet and Switches buries an elbow into her clavacle, causing her to return back to her prone state. Switches again cinches in the reverse chin lock. The psychotic clown leans forward, gaining more leverage and applying even more pressure. Ayria is gasping for air, and as Switches leans forward once more, Ayria uses his own weight to toss him forward, over her shoulder. Switches hits the mat hard, and Ayria takes this moment to catch her breath, breathing in heavy breaths as she pulls herself up with aid from the ring ropes.
Zach Davis: These chicks have no chance against ring veterans like the Ladykillerz. Look at the McMuffin already.
Shannan Lerch: Ayria Adams is indeed having her issues with Switches in the early goings. We wondered if we'd get Switches or Greenfever and our question has been answered.
Zach Davis: Whatever. Switches or Greenfever, he's putting a whooping to that two foot nothing little girl!
Ayria manages to get herself back to her feet, but Switches is already back up and meets herwith some hard right hands that stagger her back against the ropes. He follows up with an irish whip, Ayria into the ropes, and lauches into the air for a flying cross body on the return, but Switches catches her and takes her over for a power slam. He stays with her for a cover attempt. Referee gets into position.
Shannan Lerch: And Adams with a shoulder up!
Zach Davis: Come on! That should have been it!
Switches screams at the ref for a three, and he in turn, enforces that it was only a two count. Switches grabs a handful of Ayria's hair, hauling her back to her feet, but she pulls himdown into a small package out of nowhere. Switches kicks out before a count of one, and he gets back to his feet looking pissed. He again hauls Ayria to her feet, and now it is Ayria that unloads a flurry of kicks upon Switches. Nailing a perfect roundhouse to the side of the clown's face which staggers him back. Ayria gets a running start, bouncing off the ropes and rushes Switches on the return, but he WAFFLES her with a clothesline. Ayria's head smacks the mat HARD and she just about gets folded IN HALF by the impact!
Shannan Lerch: My gosh what impact! Ayria may be unconscious after that!
Zach Davis: Thank God! This will be over quickly.
Shannan Lerch: What is your problem? Twilight and Adams are both very capable ring technicians. And just because they're female, you're discounting them?
Zach Davis: Now you're getting the picture.
Shannan Lerch: You are an idiot! Just call the match!
Switches drags an almost lifeless Ayria towards the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top, laughing and giggling in a very disturbing manner and he leaps off for THE GIGGLEBOX!!! But Ayria brings her knees up and Switches comes CRASHING into them, he rolls off in agony, holding his back and his gut.
Shannan Lerch: Adams is still in this! She was playing possum!
Zach Davis: Adams should be playing possum with me under the announce table after the match.
Shannan Lerch: How are you even employed here?!!!
Zach Davis: I still owe Seth about seventeen thousand in 1-900 calls. As long as I keep charging, I have job security!
Ayria pulls herself to her feet, Switches tries the same, still holding his gut. And Ayria comes flying at him out of nowhere with a dropkick. Switches goes down hard. Ayria follows up with a flip over leg drop across the clown's throat. She now pulls Switches to his feet, and attempts an irish whip but it is reversed. Ayria is sent into the ropes and on the return she catches Switches very unexpectedly with a perfectly executed Hurricarrana. She stays with it for a pinning combination. Our ref drops down for the count.
Shannan Lerch: Switches kicks out! So close to having new champions right there!
Zach Davis: Give it up kid. Go purchase some tag team championship replicas. You'll feel more at home anyway, I think the toys are available in Happy Meals!
Shannan Lerch: That wasn't funny.
Zach Davis: I thought it was hilarious. .....I'm feeling a little freaky, where is my ringside party chat phone?
Shannan Lerch: I had it removed!
Zach Davis: How dare you!
Switches slowly gets back to his feet and is met with some hard knife edge chops to his chest, courtesy of Ayria Adams. The clown shoves her off finally, and Ayria responds by sending a straight snap kick catching Switches right in the jaw. She wastes no time on the follow up as she uses this momentum to send Switches crashing down with a facebuster. Ayria again rushes into the ropes as Switches gets to his feet. Ayria jumps up for a flying head scissors but is caught by Switches who drops her down with a sidewalk slam. Both competitors are down. Sarah Twilight has her hand extended, pleading for the tag. Jay Price stands on the other side of the apron, asking for the tag. Switches and Ayria begin crawling towards their corners.
Shannan Lerch: And the first person to make a tag here will have the decisive advantage!
Zach Davis: Switches is almost there!
Switches reaches his corner and tags in Price who rushes into the ring. Ayria leaps forward, tagging in Sarah. Price runs at Twilight for a clothesline, but she ducks it, catching Jay on the butt of the jaw with a shuffle side kick. Jay stumbles back, falling against the turnbuckle and Twilight rushes right in with a face wash kick to follow it up. Price is dazed, or perhaps a bit tipsy and completely in shock at what just happened.
Shannan Lerch: Sarah Twilight is a house of fire right now!!
Zach Davis: Yeah, I have kinda wondered if the carpet matches the drapes.
Shannan Lerch: Ugh!
Price gets back to his feet, still shaking off the cobwebs as Twilight moves in, grabbing Jay from behind for a german suplex. But Price fires back some elbows, causing Sarah to release her grip. Jay grabs a hold of Sarah by the hair, practically trying to rip it out at the roots. The ref begins a five count that Price ignores as he berates his upcoming opponent for the World Championship, finally slapping her HARD in the face.
Zach Davis: I'd love to slap that ass. Price should put her over his knee!
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, I'd love to see him try. This is about competition, Zach. It isn't one of your x rated movies.
Zach Davis: Well it should be!
Sarah receives another stinging slap across the face which spins her around, Jay hooks her up from behind and launches her up with a reverse snap suplex, Twilight's face crashes into the mat. Jay rises to his feet, taking a moment to remind everyone that he is the world heavyweight champion. Jay waltzes around the down Sarah Twilight, kicking her in the back a few times. Finally he takes hold of Sarah's left arm, and wrenches it with a stepover arm lock. Twilight yells out in pain as our referee moves in, asking for the submission.
Sarah Twilight: HELL NO!!!!
Shannan Lerch: And Price now wearing down his opponent. He has done an excellent job of haulting Twilight's momentum.
Zach Davis: This is why he is the World Champion, AND one half of the Tag Champions.
Jay wrenches the hold a bit more and turns for another stepover, but Sarah rolls to the side, using this opening to counter with an armdrag takeover. Price hits the mat and staggers back to his feet only to fall back down against the ropes. Twilight follows up, rushing Price, who is able to launch her over the top rope. Sarah lands on the apron and Jay starts trading blows with her. Twilight sends a forearm to the side of Jay's head, and follows up with a stiff shoulder through the middle rope. Price stumbles back but moves in again, sending a hard fist at Sarah.
Shannan Lerch: This match is back and forth, it could be anyone's....wait, what is he doing?
Zach Davis: Protecting the investment!
Suddenly, Switches hops down from the ring apron, reaching under the ring he grabs a steel chair, and begins making his way around the ring towards Twilight.
Shannan Lerch: Switches deciding he doesn't want to chance it any longer. He's going to get intentionally disqualified!
The referee watches Switches with a close eye, warning him as he makes his way towards Sarah who has now fended off Jay Price with a few right hands. Switches turns the corner, quickly moving towards Sarah when Ayria runs along the apron, diving off into Switches with a SPEAR!!!!. The chair falls to the floor and Switches is out of it. Sarah momentarily watches the development and with the distraction is hauled back over the top rope by her hair, courtesy of Price.
Shannan Lerch: Ayria just DEVASTATED Switches!!! She was not going to allow the shennanegins!!!!
Twilight staggers back to her feet, Jay is ready and waiting, sending a kick to her gut and he pulls her in for SUNNY NO MORE...but Sarah shoves off! Right into the ref!
Zach Davis: Ref bump! Uh oh.
And from out of nowhere, Jonny Fly hits the ring! He grabs Fly and spins him around, punching him right in the head.
Shannan Lerch: Look! He's wearing brass knucks!
Fly exits the ring as fast as he entered it. Sarah is up, not having seen Fly's interference. She jumps to the top quickly and flies off, hitting him with the Broken Spirit! She pins him as the ref comes to.
Price kicks out just barely too late. The bell is rung.
Shannan Lerch: THEY DID IT!!!
Zach Davis: You've gotta be kidding me!!!
The bell rings!
Kyle Steel: Here are your winners, in a time of 21 minutes and 38 seconds...and the NEW WCF Tag Team Champions.....AYRIA ADAMS and SARAH TWILIGHT!!
Shannan Lerch: What a display here tonight! Ayria Adams and Sarah Twilight have put themselves on the map as a team. And with Twilight pinning Price, that sends a direct message! If that happens at Aftermath, we will have a new World Champion!
Zach Davis: And partially thanks to Jonny Fly! I'm going to be physically ill! This can't be happening!!
Shannan Lerch: Fly wanted to guarentee his World Title shot at Aftermath.. and he sure has!
The crowd reacts with a mixture of cheers and boos as Sarah and Ayria are handed the WCF Tag Team Titles. They stand in the center of the ring, holding the belts high, reveling in the glory of victory.
Shannan Lerch: What a night! We have new tag team champions! Folks this is another historic night on Slam. That's all we have for tonight as we head towards Aftermath!
Zach Davis: Jonny Fly vs Sarah Twilight vs Jay Price! Euthanasia Chamber! Rope of Treachery match!
Our scene fades out to the images of Sarah and Ayria continuing to celebrate their victory.
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