09/09/2012


Slam Intro

Drunk and Crazy by Mogwai hits and Slam is once again on the air! We go to Zach and Shannan.

Zach Davis: Welcome to Slam! We have a PPV quality night tonight, in my humble opinion!

Shannan Lerch: We sure do. Three main event quality matches! Mama mia.

Zach Davis: Let's start with our huge tag match. Sado is teaming up with Jonny Fly to face the Church of Dark Saints, Famine of the Vile and Nathan von Liebert.

Shannan Lerch: This is NvL's return to the ring, and for the past year, he and Fly have NOT gotten along. Combined with what NvL did to Phantasm, well... he and Fly are personal.

Zach Davis: And Sado? She's getting closer and closer to her date with destiny; her War match against Oblivion, in which, according to Johnny Reb, she just may be fighting for all of our futures. So, yeah, a lot on the line here.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of Fly, Seth is set to announce the World Title match that will take place at War this year. A LOT of people are deserving of a World Title match, so who is going to get the shot is anyone's guess.

Zach Davis: And speaking of War, the only two active War winners in the company battle it out tonight. Johnny Reb faces the man calling himself Sarah Twilight, the man we all know as Chris Avery. Er, I mean, Logan.

Shannan Lerch: I once wanted to MARRY this man. Good lord...

Zach Davis: Here's hoping Reb can knock some sense into him. Either way, Twigan had a very impressive victory last week. You like that? Twigan?

Shannan Lerch: I prefer Lolight. So no.

Zach Davis: We've also got a huge singles match, a battle of two former World Champions! FPV and Waylon Cash are going at it one more time. The difference now is that it is the People's Title on the line.

Shannan Lerch: Last time they fought, Waylon Cash scored the upset and took the World Title from Frank. However, after FPV's genesis announcement last week.... Cash is going to be in the ring with a very different wrestler.

Zach Davis: Two Champions are tagging together; the US Champ and Internet Champ, Steve Orbit and the Scoutmaster, respectively, face Ophelia Pain and Tommy Kain.

Shannan Lerch: This match.... I just don't know. Throwing a pimp in there with a scoutmaster and a woman like Ophelia Pain? Yeah. Unpredictable.

Zach Davis: Big Television Title match, with Kale Windsor facing Eric Price. Eric Price has been the talk of the town lately, that's for sure.

Shannan Lerch: To say the least! In the past few months he's gone from just another Mulisha member to holding one of the most sought after belts in the business.

Zach Davis: BIG six man tag match. The Church of Dark Saints, represented by Oblivion, McMorris, and Warhawk, face Prophecy.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, that could get ugly.

Zach Davis: Johnny Stylez was promised a Hardcore Title shot, but Seth decided to screw him out of it last week.

Shannan Lerch: No, Zach, Seth just decided to make Stylez earn it!

Zach Davis: Welp he's in the ring with Shane Knight, Michael Santiago, and Joel Hall. With the Hardcore Champion as the referee, no less! That could go either way.

Shannan Lerch: The Tag Team Titles are on the line as we FINALLY get a match between Bishop and Priest and Synn and Doc Henry!

Zach Davis: Some say their in-fighting is what broke up the Darkside of Treachery. We'll see how this one goes.

Shannan Lerch: Exciting Triple Threat match as Adam Young takes on Cesar Romero and Kip Epps.

Zach Davis: And in our opener, the new tag team of Thunder Man and Lightning Lloyd take on Kief and Ryan Pugh from the Misfits.

Shannan Lerch: Those two... what an interesting pair. Let's start the show!

Scott Savage Segment

Night on Bald Mountain begins to play over the PA, and the crowd immediately begins booing loudly. Slowly, Scott Savage struts out from behind the curtain in his signature red suit, microphone already in hand. He smiles, seemingly soaking in the crowd's jeers. He throws his head back, laughing loudly, as the crowd quiets. The man looks back and forth, surveying the audience for tonight's show. He gradually raises the mic to his lips.

Scott Savage:... nope.

His music begins to play again, but is drowned out by the anger of the crowd, as he disappears backstage once again.

Zach Davis: Scott Savage has shown nothing but contempt for this company since he got here, and quite frankly I'm sick of it! When are we going to get to see this supposed mystery client of his?!

Thunder Man/Lightning Lloyd vs Kief/Ryan Pugh

Shannan Lerch: Tonight we start out with a tag team match between two members of The Misfits taking on two of our newest signees, Thunder Man and Lightning Lloyd.

Zach Davis: Super heroes? Oh come on gimmie a break!

Shannan Lerch: The Misfits might have an easy night ahead as Powerhouse Ryan Pugh teams with L.A. Kief.

Zach Davis: I am a huge fan of The Misfits. That Ophelia Pain, we need to see more of her!

Shannan Lerch: She's not a part of this match, Zach.

Zach Davis: I know, I just wanted to mention her anyway.

Shannan Lerch: Since when have you--nevermind. I don't even want to know.

Zach Davis: What? What did I do?

Shannan Lerch: Forget it! We have a match about to start.

"Everyday Superhero" by Smash Mouth starts up. Thunder Man walks out with a man in a traditional thief outfit on his shoulders, fireman's carry style dropping him down. Then he kisses a planted baby on the head when walking down the aisle near the barricades and highfives fans. Lightning Lloyd dashes out to stage and jogs down to the ring highfiving fans until he reaches the end of the aisle and slides into the ring. Meanwhile, Thunder Man jumps into the ring and lunges in with a front flip.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first the team of THUNDER MAN and LIGHTNING LLOYD!!

"The End of Heartache" by Killswitch Engage hits as Ryan Pugh and L.A. Kief walk out onto the stage. They make their way down to the ring and roll inside.

Kyle Steel: And their opponents, the team of RYAN PUGH and L.A. KIEF..THE MISFITS!!

Bell Rings

The ref calls for the bell as Ryan Pugh starts the match off against Thunder Man. He and Pugh circle each other, and Thunder Man leads in with a few jabs. Pugh replies with a headbutt that sends the hero down. But he is quickly back up and he nods his head, ready to go. Thunder Man now catches Pugh with some HARD gut shots that stun the big man. Thunder Man keeps up the pressure, backing Ryan into the ropes and he continues to fire away the gut shots. Finally Pugh shoves Thunder Man off and the two again meet in the center of the ring, taking each other out with simultaneous big boots.

Shannan Lerch: Thunder Man surprisingly staying in this with Pugh. The two new faces looking to make a name for themselves.

Zach Davis: More like two new jokes. Did you see that ring entrance? Kissing a baby? Come on!

Shannan Lerch: I'm with you. That was over the top. This isn't the Justice League and if they aren't careful, they won't be riding off into the sunset.

Thunder Man does make it to his feet, as does Pugh. But Thunder Man is the quicker of the two and beats Ryan to the punch as he launches in with a high knee that rattles the "Southern Sex Symbol", sending him stumbling back into the ropes. Thunder Man follows in after him and takes Ryan Pugh for an Irish whip into the opposite ring ropes. On the return, he attempts a back elbow that is ducked by Pugh. Once more he bounces off the ropes and this time, he fires at Thunder Man with a clothesline. However, our new-coming hero had the same idea as Pugh once again and both men collide! Taking each other down.

Zach Davis: I'll give credit where it is due. This is lasting longer than I expected it to. I would have bet Pugh and Kief would have put these two clowns away already.

Shannan Lerch: When you're trying to make a name for yourself, you have to bring everything to the table.

Thunder Man starts crawling for his corner, as does Pugh. Thunder Man makes the tag to Lightning Lloyd, Pugh gets the tag to Kief and these two now meet in the center of the ring. Lloyd swings a fist but it isn't fast enough as Kief grapples him into a front falling suplex. Lloyd hits the mat hard and Kief stays on him. He sends a stinging kick to his back and as he gets to his feet, he sends him for a whip into the ropes. But Lightning Lloyd leaps to the turnbuckle and returns with a jumping snap sidekick to the face. Kief falls backwards to the mat and Lloyd, knowing full well not to allow a moment's rest, follows up with corkscrew splash. Kief is dazed and Lloyd looks to end it early as he backs away, measuring Kief.

Shannan Lerch: And this Lightning Lloyd taking over where Thunder Man left off. Looking to pull out the upset.

Zach Davis: As impressive as they are right now, I just don't see it happening. They might be flashy and something new, but that doesn't secure victory, talent does.

Kief gets back to his feet and Lloyd moves in for the kill. Jumping for a leaping high knee, hopefully setting up for the Lightning Strike...but it's missed! Instead, Kief capitalizes with a sidewalk slam, catching the high flyer from behind as he missed his opportunity. Kief doesn't waste any time in delivering the beating to Lloyd. A knee drop to the face sends a shockwave of pain through Lightning Lloyd and he stumbles to his feet, clutching his nose. He walks right into Kief's waiting arms for a devastating spinebuster. Kief drops down for the cover and our ref is there to make the count.

One!

Two!

Thre....

No! Thunder Man rushes the ring, breaking up the pin attempt. Pugh now enters the ring to keep Thunder Man out of the mix. But Thunder Man notices him and rushes full force, diving at Pugh before he can do anything. The momentum sends Ryan tumbling through the ropes and to the floor outside!

Zach Davis: I thought it was over!

Shannan Lerch: Honestly, so did I! Thunder Man saving this one for his team.

Thunder Man doesn't hesitate to keep Kief off of Lloyd either as he catches him with a spinning neckbreaker, putting him down as well. The ref has begun his five count warning on Thunder Man, who now drags Lloyd to their own corner and tags into the match. He enters the match legally now like a house of fire. Kief gets to his feet only to be met by a scoop slam that sends him back down. This is followed by a series of vicious, knee strikes. Kief is dazed as he slowly makes it to his feet only to be taken over by surprise in a release German suplex.

Shannan Lerch: Again the newcomers showing they can hold their own. I can't believe what I am seeing.

Zach Davis: It takes a lot to get to this stage. To be featured on live T.V. here in the WCF. These two have a chance, they are taking it to the Misfits and they can't stop now. I have to admit, I am just as amazed right now.

Kief is staggering as he makes it back to his feet and Thunder Man moves in, staying on the offensive. However, this time, Kief catches him off guard with an Oklahoma slam, buying himself some time for recovery. Thunder Man slowly makes it back to his feet as Kief shakes off the effects while leaning against the ropes. Thunder Man with an Irish whip attempt, but it's reversed by Kief. Thunder Man is sent into the ropes and Lightning Lloyd uses this opportunity to blindly tag himself in. Thunder Man on the return NAILS a running spear and takes Kief off of his feet with authority! He immediately drops into the cover and it takes a moment or two for the ref to explain to him that he isn't the legal man. Thunder Man is about to lose it as he argues.

Shannan Lerch: And that is where inexperience comes into play. They could have had the match right there if it wasn't for the overzealous blind tag by Lloyd.

Zach Davis: Most times, that is all it takes is one mistake. Is it going to cost the rookies?

Meanwhile. Lloyd has himself perched on the top turnbuckle, waiting for a clear shot to get an opening on Kief. As Thunder Man clears the ring, Lloyd leaps from the top rope, only to be caught with a sickening Big Boot courtesy of Ryan Pugh! Lightning Lloyd is down and out of it, and Pugh looks pissed! He drags Kief to his own corner and makes certain the referee sees the tag before he marches back to the center of the ring. He hauls Lloyd to his feet and shoots a glare at Thunder Man as he lifts the high flyer up, into an holding cradle clutch and DROPS him with The Sell Out! The ref gets into position. Thunder Man makes a move for the ring, but here comes Kief who BLASTS him with a forearm and knocks him from the apron.

One!

Two!

Three!

Bell Rings

Kyle Steel: Here are your winners THE MISFITS!

Zach Davis: And that's all she wrote! Nice try, but here in the WCF, being a superhero doesn't guarantee you will amount to much of anything.

Shannan Lerch: Good effort, but The Misfits sending the rookies back to the drawing board.

Adam Young vs Cesar Romero vs Kip Epps

Zach Davis: And now it is time for the Triple Decker Club Sandwich!

Shannan Lerch: Uhm, Zach...actually, it's a triple threat match.

Zach Davis: Isn't that what I said?

Shannan Lerch: Nevermind. Now, what a match we have in store here as the self proclaimed "Most hated man in WCF" Adam Young, has a opportunity to move himself back up the ranks as he must contend with two relatively unknown newcomers in Cesar Romero, and Kip Epps.

Zach Davis: What are you talking about, "self proclaimed?!" Adam Young is most definitely the most hated man in WCF history! Just listen to the locker room convos once in a while. They can't stand him, and he loves it!

Shannan Lerch: Okay whatever. Anyhow, like I said, he steps in the ring with two newcomers who also have a huge opportunity if they can upset the veteran.

Zach Davis: Kipp Epps and Cesar Romero, yeah we know. Hey wait a minute! The Joker is wrestling in WCF?

Shannan Lerch: Haven't we been over this before?

Zach Davis: About as many times as we have discussed the fact that "Sarah Twilight" is Logan in a wig.

Shannan Lerch: Fine! Let's just get this started.

The lights turn blue and a spot light shows at the top of the WCF tron you see Kip is up there and he jumps off and opens his parachute and lands on the stage and when he lands “The Air Force Song” plays. Kip gets up and heads to the ramp and when he gets there he salutes and as he dose that Red White and Blue pyro goes off behind him. He makes his way down the ramp to the ring. When Kip gets in the ring he stands in the middle of it and salutes to all sides of the ring and takes off the glasses and flight suit.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas, KIP EPPS!

The lights go out in the arena and "Who want it" plays and the lights come back on and Cesar comes out to the stage. He is is wearing his Bad Boy MMA walk out attire. He stands there as he starts running in places and than starts to walk down the ramp toward the ring. He gets to the ring and takes off his hat and shirt and throws them on the ground. He gets in the ring and stands in the middle of the ring arms straight out to both sides and than pounds on his chest.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent, from Albuquerque, New Mexico, "Bad Boy" CESAR ROMERO!

"Kickin' ass and takin' names" by Moccasin Creek starts playing as a single white light hits the entrance. Serenity steps out and motions towards the back. Out comes Adam in a camo "Villain" t-shirt with a skull with a yellow rose in its mouth and black wrestling tights with red "Villain" on each side riding his camo 2012 4x4 artic cat four wheeler. He motions for Serenity to follow him and they start towards the ring. Adam stops half way down and points at a fan in the crowd. Adam grabs the sign the fan has and shows it to the camera, "Time to get Villainess". Adam slides into the ring and the fans begin the "BTJ" chant as he throws his t-shirt into the crowd. Serenity walks over to Adam and kisses him before she steps out of the ring.

Kyle Steel: And their opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Serenity Young, from Abiline, Texas, "The Villian" ADAM YOUNG!

The ref checks all three of the participants before he signals for the bell.

Romero goes straight after Epps as he swings some hard punches on him. But Kip uses his size and shoves the smaller man off after he lands only three hits. Meanwhile, Adam Young remains in his corner, leaning against the turnbuckle watching on for a moment, contemplating when the best opportunity to get involved would be. Epps stays right behind Romero and as he falls back to the mat from the power of the shove. Kip is already hauling him back up. He hauls Romero from the ground for a powerbomb in order to show off his strength, but as he is picking him up, Cesar manages to use the momentum as he slides out of the powerbomb attempt and instead brings Kipp face first into the canvas with a DDT.

Shannan Lerch: Kipp Epps starting off with a display of dominance that was quickly subdued by the very quick, Cesar Romero.

Zach Davis: It's only a matter of time, Shannan. You'll see. Adam Young has this in the bag.

Shannan Lerch: Did you place bets, AGAIN?

Zach Davis: Only a small one....I mean, NO! Why would I do that? I am an unbiased commentator!

Shannan Lerch: Uh huh.

Young now gets himself into the match as he rushes Romero with a running knee lift. The newcomer tumbles to the corner and Adam sets his sights on Epps. He hauls the Airman to his feet, but quickly sends him back down with a suplex. The very hated Adam Young was all business tonight and quickly rebounds to his feet, delivering a legdrop across Kip's throat for good measure. Meanwhile, Serenity Young takes her liberties with Romero, using the turnbuckle rope to choke him from the outside. Being sure to keep out of the referee's line of sight.

Shannan Lerch: Serenity Young already proving to be a valuable asset at ringside.

Zach Davis: She is a hands on manager. And that is why Adam Young has this in the bag. He isn't afraid to do what is necessary to get the job done.

Shannan Lerch: You mean cheat?

Zach Davis: Only if you get caught!

The ref finally catches something out of the corner of his eye and warns Serenity who quickly abandons her cheap assault on Cesar Romero. The newcomer looks more annoyed with the attack rather than affected much by it. Meanwhile, Adam again hauls Kip to his feet, only to be caught off guard as the powerful Epps tosses him over with an unexpected belly to belly release suplex. Kip follows up with a knee drop to the forehead and Young is writhing on the mat. Romero runs up behind Epps as he comes off the knee drop and rolls him up for a schoolboy pinning attempt.

One!

Two!

Thr....

Shannan Lerch: Oh that was close! I thought it was over right there!

Zach Davis: Shannan, you don't pick the winners, I do! I'll let you know when it's over.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, I'll be sure to remember that. Adam Young is going to pick up the victory, right?

Zach Davis: Young...or Epps....or Romero.

Shannan Lerch: I see.

Epps rolls back to his feet quickly, as does Romero. The two have the same idea as they rush each other for a clothesline. Both men take each other off their feet and fall to the canvas. Adam Young is trying to pull himself back up with the ropes as Serenity is pounding the canvas from the outside, trying to get her interest back into the match. Epps begins to get to his feet first, and as he does, Young meets him with a massive shoulder tackle. Romero slowly gets to his feet and Adam Young has a follow up for him. However, Cesar was ready and takes Adam off his feet with a drop toe hold that sends Young into the middle rope, face hung over it.

Shannan Lerch: Adam Young back down. You sure you wanna bet on him in this one?

Zach Davis: Adam Young has been dominating this match, where have you been?

Shannan Lerch: Oh why do I bother?

As Young lays draped over the middle rope, Serenity again screams and pounds the apron, trying to get her man back into this. Meanwhile, Romero makes his way after Epps who catches him with a Northern Lights Suplex pinning combination. Referee gets into position.

One!

Two!

Thre.....

Zach Davis: It's over!

Shannan Lerch: Really now? I saw a two count.

Zach Davis: I was just testing you. Don't worry, I'll let you know.

Shannan Lerch: I'm sure you will.

Young gets himself back to his feet, and now has a fired up Kip Epps measuring him. He charges Young who ducks himself out of the way. The Airman gets hung up on the ropes with his legs. Romero takes a chance to capitalize, but has his foot grabbed by Serenity Young from the outside. The newcomer frowns with disappointment and rolls to the outside to maybe try and talk some sense into the devilish diva. Serenity backs off. Meanwhile, as Epps gets himself untangled from the ropes he is caught off guard by Adam Young with Redemption! He follows up the super kick by rolling on top of Epps and grabs hold of the ropes for additional leverage in keeping him down. Serenity having provided the distraction with Romero.

One!

Two!!

But Romero manages to catch the cheat attempt, hops up onto the apron and kicks Young's hand from the ropes. Serenity jumps onto his back in an attempt to save her husband, but she is too late. The kick causes him to lose his balance and Epps is able to roll him down into a half cradle. Young shakes to break free.

One!

Two!

Three!

BELL RINGS!

Shannan Lerch: Romero with the assist!!!

Zach Davis: NOW it's over Shannan. I told you it was over....you don't ever want to listen to me, you tried to say it was over before but I knew better....*keeps rambling*

Shannan Lerch: Epps won, Zach. Anyhow, we need to take a commercial break and hopefully, by the time we return, Zach may have shut up.

Zach Davis: And when Romero went for a cover, you said over....but what did I say, oh no...Epps is gonna win...and then.....

Shannan Lerch: *not really paying attention* Yes Zach, Of course Zach. Uh huh....so right you are.....

Tag Team Titles Match
Bishop/Priest vs Synn/Doc Henry

“John” by Lil Wayne hits and Bishop and Priest step out onto the ramp.

Zach Davis: Sounds like it’s time for our tag team title match… of TREACHERY.

Shannan Lerch: This is seriously making me grind into my chair. A lot of people have been waiting to former DoT members go at it and now they have a chance!

Zach Davis: You bet that ass. And this match is big too. Tag team titles on the line. You know we’re about to see a real slobber knocker.

The combined fourteen feet duo of Bishop and Priest marched down the ramp. Completely focused. The pair then both enters the ring over the top rope and Lil Wayne cuts.

Shannan Lerch: And here comes WCF’s Confederate Champion and proud collard green consumer.

Dr. Feelgood hits the speakers and as the main riff blasts through the arena, and Doc Henry emerges on the stage, the Tag Team Title around his waist. Looking around, he raises a fist in the air, then leads the way to the ring. Climbing up the steps, Doc then steps through the ropes and grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos. Doc sits on the turnbuckle and awaits his tag partner, looking over at Bishop and Priest with a smirk.

Zach Davis: And the other half of the tag team champions.

An eerie tune begins to play as the lights go dim, a dazzling bright red and purple laser lights show fills the arena. Sounds of children laughing signals the beginning of a gothic techno beat heralding the arrival of Synn. He almost ALWAYS comes to the ring through the crowd, usually with a small group of two to four members of Security. Either hopping over the guardrail, or walking through an entry Security makes for him, he circles the ring, working the crowd as he does. Stepping up on the ring steps, he blows a massive fireball over the ring. Synn then slowly enters the ring, taking off his non wrestling attire, crouching in the corner staring straight at his opponent like a predator about to pounce on his prey.

Zach Davis: Not sure I’ll ever get used to them fireballs.

Distracted with a text message during Synn’s entrance, Shannan Lerch idly responds.

Shannan Lerch: Balls? I love balls.

Doc Henry and Synn shortly discuss in their corner, before Henry decides to begin the match, and Synn agrees. Bishop towers his corner while Priest remains behind the ropes. The bell rings.

Zach Davis: This is it.

Shannan Lerch: DoT versus DoT.

Doc Henry plays cautious to Bishop, circling him carefully, not readily committed into going toe to toe with the big man. Bishop approaches Doc Henry and slings a big boot into the air, which Doc manages to duck and avoid. Trying to catch Bishop off guard, Doc bounces off the ropes and hits a closeline on Bishop. This barely affects him. Doc bounces off the ropes again and hits another closeline, causing Bishop to stagger, but barely.

Zach Davis: Not sure if Doc Henry has faced a man of this height before, he looks a little confused on what to actually d –

Before Zach Davis can finish, he is interrupted by the awe and talent of Doc Henry, who has managed to take Bishop off his toes with a leaping spinning heel kick. The big man goes down and Doc attempts to keep him grounded, stomping at Bishop a few times, before climbing up the turnbuckle and diving off with a vicious elbow drop. Bishop rolls out of the way and Doc’s elbow hits nothing but hard ring floor.

Shannan Lerch: Ouch.

Doc Henry painfully gets to his feet, nursing his now swollen elbow. Bishop is up first. He grabs Doc Henry by the hair and knocks foreheads. The headbutt forces Doc to stumble back into the turnbuckle, apparently dazed. Bishop follows in, taking the back of his massive hand and slapping it across Doc Henry’s chest. Henry shouts out in agony, clinching at his chest which is probably starting to turn red. Bishop doesn’t stop there. He grabs Doc by the face once more and hits another headbutt.

Zach Davis: Man, Doc Henry is going to have a concussion by the time this thing is through.

Shannan Lerch: You know what I’ve always wanted to see Doc Henry do on the verge of a comeback?

Zach Davis: What?

Shannan Lerch: Eat a can of collard greens first. You know, like Popeye The Sailor Man.

Zach Davis: Popeye The Sailor Man ate spinach.

Shannan Lerch: I know. I’m JUST saying…

Zach Davis: Yeah.

Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD! CHOKESLAM!

Bishop has his hand wrapped around Doc Henry’s throat and has begun to lift Henry off his feet. Doc Henry goes up high, but he manages to knock loose, poking Bishop in the eyeball, forcing the giant to release.

Zach Davis: Classic Doc Henry.

Once Doc Henry falls back onto his feet, he rushes Bishop and hits a flying neckbreaker that manages to take Bishop down. Doc Henry hits the ropes, bounces off, and follows through with a knee drop onto the head of Bishop. Doc Henry makes the pin.

One.

Two.

Thr –

KICK OUT. Not just a kick out, but a throw you off me and land four feet away – kick out. Doc Henry climbs up to his feet, and already being near his corner, he tags in Synn.

Zach Davis: And here comes Mr. Sadistic.

Synn meets the rising Bishop with a dropkick to the face, putting him back down. Taking no time to put his big ass in a El Pozo.

Shannan Lerch: Reverse figure four leglock!

Zach Davis: You can see the pain creeping up Bishop’s legs.

However given his size advantage, Synn manages to keep Bishop away from the ropes and into the center of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: He’s going to tap. I can feel it.

Zach Davis: Is he tapping? I THINK HE’S TAPPING –

Within the nick of time, before Bishop can submit to the pain, Priest has charged into the ring and sent a vicious boot into the side of Synn’s head, forcing him out of the lock. The referee threatens to throw the match out, making Priest get back into his corner. The boot has obviously bent Synn up, as he lies stomach down in the ring, holding the side of his head. Bishop takes the opportunity to crawl towards his fresh partner and make the tag. Priest climbs into the ring, Synn stumbles up to go on the defense but is too slow, and gets another big foot sending him down. Priest picks Synn up, irish whipping him into the ropes, and as Synn comes back he goes for ANOTHER big boot. This time Synn ducks the vicious foot, having had enough of those. Synn meets the surprised Priest, hitting right hands on the big man’s face. Priest manages to block one of these punches, picking Synn up out of nowhere and brutally power slamming his spine into the ring floor. He hooks Synn’s leg.

One.

Two.

Synn gets the shoulder up.

Zach Davis: Synn’s big black heart has no quit.

Priest picks Synn back up to his feet, where Synn manages to pop a Shining Wizard out of nowhere.

Shannan Lerch: Amazing strength.

Priest is dazed but doesn't go down! Synn quickly drops him to the mat with a DDT, however!

Zach Davis: Great DDT by Synn!

Fearing this could be the end, Bishop begins to get into the ring as Synn makes the cover on Priest.

One.

Bishop charges towards the pinfall.

Two.

Doc Henry catches an unsuspecting Bishop in the Gamblers Hand.. and hits it!

Zach Davis: Holy shit. How Doc Henry was able to perform that move on Bishop is unbelievable.

THREE!

Shannan Lerch: THAT'S IT!

The bell rings as Doc and Synn are handed their Tag Team Titles.

Zach Davis: Priest's wife isn't gonna be happy about this...

Hank Lane Segment

'Orion' by Metallica begins playing over the Jumbo Tron as the crowd goes wild. The lights dim as light blue pyrotechnice shoot off up and down the ramp. Hank 'Thunder' Lane steps through the curtains with Tek and STJ standing behind him. Hank lifts the microphone in his hand and begins to speak.

Hank 'Thunder' Lane: Now I want all of you fat, Disgusting, Out of shape losers to shut the hell up because I have something to say!

The crowd cheers even louder as he continues speaking.

Hank 'Thunder' Lane: There's someone I want you ALL to welcome back! You may not recognize him but here he is My Brother Dangerous Don DeBeers, Now known as Diablo The Dark Angel! Show him the respect he deserves! Oblivion, Z-Mac, And WarSquall need to watch out because Prophecy has their number!

Diablo steps through the curtains as the crowd pops.

He put the microphone back in his pocket and the four of them head back towards the locker room.

Hardcore Title Contendership Match
Johnny Stylez vs Shane Knight vs Michael Santiago vs Joel Hall

The lights go out in the arena. After several seconds, words written in a bright white begin flashing on the otherwise blackened out Jumbotron. With each fading word, a new word pops up on the screen.

CAN

YOU

HEAR

ME

NOW!?!

As the last word fades, all five words reappear on the jumbotron at once.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!

The lights slowly come back on as 'Hear Me Now' by Hollywood Undead begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.

Kyle Steel: Introducing, from Richmond, Virginia, Wrestling Championship Federation's own Silver Lining, he is ROY SPEEEEDE!!

Roy drops his right arm and unhooks his title belt from his waist. He raises his left arm in the air, with his Hardcore Championship raised proudly. He drops his arm after several seconds and places the belt over his shoulder, and begins walking to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, the championship belt high in the air in his hands for the entire arena to see. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring. He is handed a microphone.

Roy Speede: Thank you, Kyle, but I can take it from here. I’ve already asked for the crew backstage to shut off Shannan and Zach’s microphones for this match, because in addition to refereeing this thing, I’m going to give you all a real treat and run play-by-play as well!

The crowd pops. Zach and Shannan look at one another, confused, and then shrug their shoulders and stay put.

"King of my World" by Saliva cues up over the P.A. system and red strobe lights flood the entrance ramp. The silhouette of a man fills the tunnel and finally Michael Santiago emerges, drawing in the boos and cheers of the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He jumps up on the ring apron and climbs through the second rope, looking around at the fans filling the arena, Michael taunts the fans in the center of the ring as the music begins to fade out.

Roy Speede: First up is one of the pathetic little bastards from The Anything-But-Perfect Alliance. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Michael Sa...San... That guy!

The arena goes dark. Suddenly, “Pulse of the Maggots” by Slipknot is blasted through the arena. The crowd cheers as the intro of the song is played. Pyro is blasted on stage, which causes the lights to come back on. Out from backstage, Joel Hall comes out. He is wearing a black trenchcoat and a random kabuki mask. He looks around the arena.

Roy Speede: “Next, there’s the man they call the Iowan Massacre, Joel Hall... I don’t really have anything to say about this guy right now, so take me even announcing him for what you will, folk.”

Joel walks down the ramp and looks straight ahead at the ring. He stops and looks back at the stage.
Then, Joel jumps on the canvas and rolls over the ropes, entering the ring. He takes his mask off and throws it into the crowd. He goes onto each turnbuckle and looks at the crowd. At the final turnbuckle, after looking at the crowd, he raises his right arm with a devil horns sign. He gets off and takes his trenchcoat off. He does some stretches.

Roy Speede: Up next, another former Pathetic Alliance member, Shane Knight! Get your ass out here!

The Lights go out as blue mist begins to fill the air as Shane's theme begins to play. A man wearing a hoodie comes out to an arena full of cheers. He removes the hood and looks around as he stands at the top of the ramp. He smiles and continues walking down the aisle as he approaches the ring. He slides in the ring and runs to the turnbuckle and climbs it smiling.

Roy Speede: “Okay, okay, enough showboating. I’m the host of this match.”

~*~ 4:19 ~*~
-GoT-
-A-
-MiNuTe?!?-
-Flashes over the titantron, as green smoke begins to fill the entry way. The arena goes completely black…and then

~ExPLoSiOn~
-Looking Back At Me-
-I See That I Never Really Got It Right-
- I Never Stopped To Think Of You-
-I’m Always Wrapped Up In Things I Cannot Win-
-You Are The Antidote That Gets Me By-
- Something Strong Like A Drug That Gets Me-
-H.I.G.H.-

Cold by Crossfade plays over the loud speaker as out struts the Paragona of Americana , LA Johnny Stylez. Stylez moves with the rhythm of the music while yelling at the crowd. Naturally Stylez is met with a course of boos so loud that it almost shakes the arena. Stylez is dressed in a pair of baggy cargo pants and he is wearing a P.o.P T-shirt Outsider’s style. On the front of the shirt is P.o.P in white bold letters with (Players of Perfection) written in captions. Stylez is wearing a pair of silver oakleys and he has a cigarette hanging from his lips. After dancing to his music and taunting the fans, Stylez makes his way down the ramp.

-What I Really Meant To Say-
-Is That I’m Sorry For The Way-
-I AM-
-NeVeR MeAnT To Be-
-So Cold-

Stylez arrogantly struts to the ring, stopping to blow smoke in the face of a few fans sitting front row. Stylez then puts his cigarette out, and slides in the ring on his stomach. He then shoots up and immeadily begins talking trash to the fans, who are letting him have it. Stylez walks up to the ring announcer and playfully slaps them over the head a few times, before walking over to the turnbuckle and laying across it pretending to fall asleep as he awaits the bell.

Roy Speede: Alright, last, and certainly least of the four, is Johnny Styles, and yes, that’s with an S, not a Z you idiot. Alright, ring the bell. Let’s do this.

< DING-DING-DING! >

Stylez goes right after Shane Knight, and Santiago goes after Hall. Stylez drops Knight with a clothesline, and clubs Santiago in the back. Santiago turns around, and Hall and Stylez beat Santiago down. Hall turns and catches Stylez with a jumping boot to the back of the head. Hall raises his arms to taunt the crowd, and Speede holds the microphone to his lips.

Roy Speede: Joel Hall getting the big advantage early in this contest! But come on, Boy Iowa, do you really think you have a chance at my title?

Hall goes after Speede, but Speede holds his hand up.

Roy Speede: Don’t you dare, or I’ll make sure you never get a shot at this title.

Hall turns around, and as he does, Knight catches him with a boot to the gut. He plants Hall with a DDT, and as he drops down to pin, Speede slides out of the ring.

Roy Speede: No you don’t, Shane. This is a match to determine who fights for the Hardcore Championship. That means it’s not going to be that easy. Somebody get me a table!

Roy grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring and sets it up as if to sit on it. Two of the ringhands set a table up on the outside of the ring, as Roy requested, and the Hardcore Champ/ref sits on the chair, a smirk on his face.

Roy Speede: Go on, amuse me. I’ll count when I think the excitement is gone for these fans of getting to see a match like this.

Shane pulls Hall to his feet as Stylez grabs hold of Santiago, but Santiago catches Stylez with a boot to the gut and the two nod at one another, lifting their opponents up into the air with the intent of a double powerbomb. Both of the non-Alliance competitors reverse the moves, and Shane and Santiago are shoved toward one another, colliding heads before Stylez grabs Santiago and throws him out of the ring over the top rope. Santiago catches himself on the ring apron, and Hall catches him with a dropkick that knocks him off, sending him through the table that had been set up.

Roy Speede: There we go, folks, Michael the Mexican sent through a table!

Stylez picks up Joel Hall as soon as his body hits the mat after the dropkick, and sets him up for a suplex. As he lifts him up, Shane Knight catches him with a kick to the gut, and Hall hits his feet behind him. Knight whips Stylez into the corner and then throws Hall across the ring right behind him, but Stylez sends Hall up into the air, and Hall lands on the top turnbuckle.

Roy Speede: Great athleticism by Joel Hall, and great strategy by Shane Knight! I’m starting to think these guys might actually be reasonable competition, folks!

Stylez turns around to notice Hall balanced precariously on the turnbuckle and shoves him, causing him to bounce head-first off the steel steps on his way down and fall awkwardly to the ground. Stylez turns back around as Knight comes running up, and Knight goes for a double knee type move, but Stylez blocks it, and sets Knight up for the Curtain Jerker, hitting it easily. He pins.

One...

...

...

Two...

...

...

Thr...

Speede pauses, waiting to see if Knight will kick out.

Roy Speede: Fine, you want your match, you got it.

Three!

Speede gets up.

Roy Speede: Your winner, somehow or another, is Johnny Styles, with an S, moron! But just a reminder, you don’t get the last laugh.

Speede drops the mic and catches Stylez with a knee to the gut and then sets him up in a full nelson and smashes him face-first into the steel chair. He raises his arms in the air, holding his title belt high as “Hear Me Now” by Hollywood Undead hits the speakers.

The Church of Dark Saints vs Prophecy
Oblivion/Zombie McMorris/Andrew Warhawk vs Tek/Steeltoe Joe/Hank Lane

Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemean... for a one night even, The Prophecy has been reformed to take on their opponents The Church of the Dark Saints.

Shannan Lerch: People may not realize this, but there are some underline issues within each group and with between the groups themselves.

Zach Davis: Yes, before we went on air, you WERE mentioning that to me. You were saying?

Shannan Lerch: First, we'll start with The Prophecy if you all may remember Tek and STJ were in a group called The Mulisha. Then after a while there became some tension between the two. They had some heated battles. Now, it's been awhile since that has happened. But, I'm wondering how much of THAT past still lingers in the back of THEIR minds. How much do those two trust Hank Lane.

Zach Davis: What about The Church of the Dark Saints?

Shannan Lerch: They are relatively a new group. They are getting the kinks out. Oblivion is known to be a "tad" unstable.

Zach Davis: A little unstable?! That monster is a complete lunatic!!

Shannan Lerch: But, at this time. For the time being, Oblivion seems to be the perfect fit as the leader of The Dark Church! Now, there is some history between Hank Lane and Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Yes! Now, if my memory serves me right Oblivion and Hank Lane who was once Night Rider in a group called The Angels of Death(AoD). Now, Lane has be reunited with Don DeBeers who now calls himself Diablo and it seems they are going to reform the Angels of Death. That is a deliberate slap in the face of Oblivion. There will be no love loss, in this match-up.

Shannan Lerch: Again, if you look deep enough, there is some underlinging bad blood and bad feelings here. There is defiantly some unfinished issues here. This match could be that one match that surprises people.

'Orion' by Metallica begins to blare out of the speakers of The WCF Arena. Through the music, the fans cheers loudly. The Entrance Gate area and Stage begin to flicker with White lights and neon blue flashes mixed in the flickers. Fog fills the gate area as Steeltoe Joe, tek and Hank Lane comes walking out of the midst of the Fog. Joe and Tek stands on stage and plays to the crowd, who are cheering for them. Hank Lane just stops for a moment to look around, before walking down the entrance ramp. STJ and Tek begin to walk down the ramp,a few steps behind Hank Lane. All three get to the ring steps where they stop. Hank Lane enters the ring. Steeltoe Joe does a Catholic Crucifix motion and then walks up the steps. Joe climbs up two turnbuckles and does the same crucifix motion, as he and Tek raise their arms. STJ points up towards Heaven.

All three looks down the ramp as "Jesus Built My Hot rod" by Ministry begins to play. The WCF Arena is filled with a mixture of boos and cheers. Almost unintelligible whispers come over the PA system... the sound of whispers, signalling the beginning of "Jesus Built My Hot rod" by Ministry. As the song continues, the curtain parts and out comes the tag team of The Reign of Terror. Andrew Warhawk steps forth wearing a crimson liturgical robe and clutching his 'Book of Dark Times' as if guarding it with his very own soul. Behind Warhawk, walks out Zombie McMorris, all jacked up and ready for combat. As the 'Dark Church' "enforcers" continue walking, a few steps behind is a procession of the faithful, emerging from backstage. The Gathering walks out. Both the small and the Monstrous Gathering show their Faith and loyalty towards Oblivion. The sound of thunder rattles the arena, as The Vixens come out next, dressed in white on white habits spotted with what appears to be blood and in the midst of the cluster of 'nuns' we see the Church's 'messiah'.

The God of Insanity - Oblivion himself - steps at a leisurely pace and looks about at the 'saved' and 'unsaved' alike... his gaze would evoke utter terror from any sane person inside The WCF Arena. McMorris slides into the ring, leaping to a turnbuckle and pumping his fist to the crowd... Warhawk carefully places his book in one corner of the ring and then carefully climbs inside to join his tag team partner, as The Prophet climbs up to the second turnbuckle and roars out. The Gathering and The Vixens lead IT in procession around ringside as Oblivion continues staring down the crowd, almost as if remembering all of their faces... or looking into their souls. McMorris and Warhawk drop down, from the turnbuckles and walk towards the ropes. Each one takes one side and holds the ropes open for their 'savior' as IT enters the ring. The Dark Church lock eyes with Prophecy as Warhawk begins chanting the opposition's 'last rites'.

Zach Davis: As you can notice, Shannan, the rest of the Church of the Dark Saints are not at ringside.

Shannan Lerch: I just noticed that. Where are Nathan Von Leibert, Famine of the Vile, and Synn?

Zach Davis: Before the program started, it was announced that Seth Lerch had ordered those three to stay away from the ringside area.

At that moment, a camera pans up and shows NvL, Synn and Famine up in the rafters. Most, of the crowd look up and they see the rest of the Dark Church.

Zach Davis: Seth Lerch DID say the rest of The Dark Church couldn't be at ringside. Seth never said they couldn't be up in the rafters.

[DING-DING!]

Shannan Lerch: This six man match gets underway, as Zombie McMorris for The Dark Church and Tek of The Prophecy starts this match off.

Immediately, McMorris grabs Tek and throws him into the corner of The Church of the Dark Saints.

Zach Davis: Looks like Tek is in trouble, already!!

Zombie throws a massive forearm down towards Tek...

WHOO-OOSH-THWAP!!

Shannan Lerch: Nuthin' but turnbuckle there Zach!

Tek moves around pointing the side of his own head.

Zach Davis: Tek is telling Zombie McMorris that "he is too smart for that."

The two combatants circle the ring, measuring each other up.

Zach Davis: The two lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up!! McMorris has an almost 100 pound advantage over Tek.

McMorris uses that size advantage as he pushes Tek into a corner. McMorris presses his right forearm into the face of Tek. WCF Senior referee Stanley Moser quickly gets in between McMorris and Tek. As the ref separates the two, McMorris tries to sneak in a cheap shot at Tek, but Tek is too quick and moves out of the way.

THWACK-THWACK!!

Crowd: OUU-U-U!!

Shannan Lerch: Two swift kicks to McMorris' right thigh by Tek.

Tek goes in, as if to tie up with his opponent, but switches it around and goes behind McMorris.

Zach Davis: Tek cannot be serious!! Tek is trying to pick up Zombie McMorris for a simple take down!

Shannan Lerch: You can say one thing for Tek... HE HAS HEART!

Realizing he cannot pick up his bigger opponent, Tek...

THWACK-THWACK-WHAM... WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Tek nails two more thigh shots, then swinging around nailing Zombie McMorris in the mid-section with a stiff kick. McMorris buckles over and...

Zach Davis: Tek bounces off the ropes...

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Spinning neckbreaker!!

Zach Davis: The big man is down!! Tek needs to be smart here and take advantage, of the situation!

Tek very quickly bolts over to aocrner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Tek, without any hesitation lwaps off...

Shannan Lerch: Tek flies off...

WOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

The crowd cheers, as Tek lands with a double knee drop onto the mid-section of Zombie McMorris.

Zach Davis: HOLY COW!! Tek had major elevation there. McMorris HAS to be feeling the effects of that oncredible double knee drop!!

Tek slides in a for pin attempt.

Shannan Lerch: Like I said before, Tek has heart, as he goes for the pin here.

The referee slides into position...

Crowd: O-....

WHOO-OO-OOSH-THUD!!

Zach Davis: Not even a one count, as Zombie McMorris tosses Tek a couple of feet, in the air and several feet away.

As Tek scrambles to get up, McMorris gets to one knee.

Shannan Lerch: Tek is charging at the big bad Zombie man...

Zach Davis: Wha-a...?!?

Shannan Lerch: Nothing! Just go with it!!

Tek charges at Zombie McMorris with a running knee lift, McMorris moves out of the way, as Tek;'s momentum causes him to continue running towards the ropes.

Zach Davis: Tek with the knee miss and bounces off the ropes. He charges at Zombie McMorris...

Tek: AH-H-H-HH-H!!!

WHAM-THUD!!

Crowd: Ou-u-u-u!!

Shannan Lerch: And is met with a big boot to his skull!!

Zombie McMorris roars out as he drops a fist across the skull of Tek. Tek winces in pain, as he grabs for his own skull.

Zach Davis: McMorris tags in Andrew Warhawk.

McMorris throws Tek into the ropes. Tek bounces off the ropes and into a waiting Zombie McMorris, who presses Tek up and then releases Tek, by walking away, causing Tek to just fall straight down.

Shannan Lerch: While as Zombie McMorris Press slammed Tek, Andrew Warhawk is perched on the top turnbuckle!!

As soon as Tek falls face first onto the mat, Warhawk leaps off the top turnbuckle...

WHOO-OO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Diving headbutt by The Crimson Prophet!!

Shannan Lerch: Warhawk with a pin attempt!!

Moser slides into the pin attempt...

Crowd: ONE!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THR....

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Hank Lane breaks up the count, just in the nick of time!

Lane picks up Warhawk and....

Whoo-oosh-wham!!

Shannan Lerch: Hank Lane just nails Warhawk with a short-arm clothesline!!

Stanley Moser admonishes Hank Lane. Meanwhile...

Zach Davis: Oblivion AND Zombie McMorris are dragging Andrew Warhawk back to their corner.

At THAT point, Moser turns around and sees them dragging The Crimson Prophet back to their corner.

Stanley Moser: Stop!! You two, get back into your corner.

While Moser was admonishing Oblivion and McMorris, The Prophecy drags Warhawk back onto their side, of the ring.

TAG....

Shannan Lerch: Tek tags in Hank Lane.

Lane grabs Warhawk in a bear hug. Tek runs to the ropes and...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: MISERY!!

Shannan Lerch: Tek just dropkicked Andrew Warhawk, in the face.

Zach Davis: Prophecy is being smart here, keeping Oblivion away from this match.

Hank Lane, goes for the pin, but McMorris comes running in, but is met with a stiff kick by Steeltoe Joe, knocking him down. McMorris get up quickly and plants a stiff right hand in the face of STJ. Then...

WHAM!!

Crowd: OU-U-U-U!!

Shannan Lerch: Zombie McMorris plants a HU-U-UGE boot in the face of Tek, knocking him off the ring apron!! HERE COMES OBLIVION!!

Crowd: ONE!!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE-E-E... NO-O-O-O!!

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion drops a massive legdrop across the back, of the neck of Hank Lane!!

Oblivion grabs Lane and ceremoniously tosses him out of the ring! The Monster shout encouragement at Andrew Warhawk....

Oblivion: C'MON... WARHAWK!! YOU CAN DO IT!! TAG OBLIVION IN!!

Slowly, but surely Warhawk looks around and there isn't a soul in sight. The Crimson Prophet slowly crawls towards his corner. Tek notices and spees up and bolts towards Warhawk, who is crawling to wards his corner to make a tag. McMorris and Oblivion are clapping their hands and stomping down their feet. Take leaps into the air and....

Shannan Lerch: Tek has the foot of Andrew Warhawk!!

But, not for long. Warhawk spins around and...

WHAM!!!

Zach Davis: Tek gets kicked away...

WHOO-OO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Oh... my... God!! Warhawk just tag in an irate Oblivion.

As Oblivion charges into the ring, all of Prophecy charges at The Monster! One by one, Oblivion knocks them down, to the mat.

Zach Davis: Now, Zombie McMorris and a very spent Andrew Warhawk charge into the ring!!

With all six, in the ring, McMorris and Warhawk charge at Tek, attempting a double clothesline, but Tek falls backwards....

Shannan Lerch: That is absolutely incredible how Tek can just tap into The Matrix like that. Absolutely amazing!

STJ grabs Warhawk and scoop slams him onto the mat. Tek bolts to a corner and flies into the air....

WHAM-KABLOOIE!!

Zach Davis: Tek flies in the air, with ease and lands with an EXPLOSIVE 450 SPLASH!!

Tek grabs his own mid-section.

Shannan Lerch: TEK WATCH OUT!!

Tek is grabbed and picked up by Zombie McMorris and...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: World Tour '69!! Double arm spike DDT!!

Shannan Lerch: Warhawk is down!! Tek is down!!

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: OUT OF NOWHERE!! STEELTOE JOE NAILS ZOMBIE MCMORRIS WITH THE BAPTISM!!

With Tek face down onto the mat, not moving. But, so is Andrew Warhawk who is practically motionless. Now, Zombie McMorris is laying fac down onto the mat!!

Shannan Lerch: With Hank Lane standing back up, it looks as if two thirds of the group known as Prophecy has Oblivion in a tough situation!!

Hank Lane and STJ charge at Oblivion...

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion nails STJ with a boot to the face!!

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: And now Oblivion just nailed Hank Lane with a tilt-a-whirl back breaker!!

With all of the action, inside, of the ring, the crowd is going off the chains. The fans are cheering loudly. Tek, STJ, McMorris, and Andy Warhawk all slip out of the ring. Steeltoe Joe and Zombie McMorris automatically go toe to toe, with stomps, kicks, and flying fists.

WHAM!!

Warhawk nails STJ on the back, of the head. The Crimson Prophet Irish whips Steeltoe Joe towards McMorris....

WHOA-OA-OA-WHOOSH-FLUNG-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL?!

The WCF Arena completely explodes with loud cheers, as the crowd get up and out of their seats, as everyone proceeds to stands, especially those who are near the entrance ramp, near the ring!!

Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!> THAT WAS AWESOME!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!> THAT WAS AWESOME!! <clap-clap!!> <clap-clap-clap!!>

Shannan Lerch: What we just saw was complete chaos!! Andy Warhawk Irish-whipped Steeltoe Joe into... I'll explain it to everyone, as we see it here, on the instant replay. STJ gets tossed into Zombie McMorris and The Honey Badger back body drops Steeltoe Joe onto the outside ropes, who bounces of said ropes and crumbles down ringside!! And now, both Warhawk and McMorris are stomping down on an defenseless Steeltoe Joe!!

Crowd: ONE!

Crowd: TWO!!

Crowd: THREE-EE-EE... NO-O-O-O-O!!

KICKOUT!!!

Zach Davis: Apparently Oblivion went to reach down for Hank Lane and almost got pinned for IT's efforts!

Both men get back up quickly and charge at each other!!

Shannan Lerch: You can tell there is real animosity between the two former Angels of Death!

WHAM-WHAM!-BAM-WHAM!!-BAM!!-BAM!!-WHAM-BAM!!

Zach Davis: Hank Lane and Oblivion are fighting tooth and nail, in the center, of the ring.

WHAM!

Lane stomps a boot into the mid-section of The Monster. "Thunder" grabs Oblivion in a side head lock, but switches thing around and...

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: A quick ddt on The God of Insanity!!

The crowd cheers loudly, as Tek leaps from the top turnbuckle and...

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: HOW IN THE... HOLY COW!!

Shannan Lerch: WHERE IN THE HELL DID TEK COME FROM?!?!

Tek nails Zombie McMorris with The Dancefloor Shredder, but the impact with floor causes a smiling Tek to grab his own body.

Zach Davis: I think that diamond cutter did as much damage to Tek, as it did to Zombie McMorris!!

Shannan Lerch: OH GOD... TEK WATCH OUT!!

WHAM!!

Zombie McMorris nails Tek with a double fist to the back of the head.

Zach Davis: With everything going on outside the ring, we are also keeping an eye on the action, inside the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Hank Lane just nailed Oblivion with a nasty ddt and apparently instead of going for the pin, he picks up the massive Oblivion and tosses The Monster into the ropes...

WHAM!!!

Zach Davis: Thunder Lane!!

Shannan Lerch: That massive clothesline nearly took off the head of The Dark One!!

Lane stomps down onto Oblivion before grabbing IT and nails The Monster with a stiff fist to the face, Oblivion stumbles around.

Zach Davis: Oblivion is trying to make distance between ITself and Lane, who is slowly gaining momentum.

On the outside, of the ring. Zombie McMorris grabs Tek, but gets a knee in the mid-section for his troubles.

WHOO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Tek just tossed McMorris into the ringside steps!!

Tek still grabbing for his ribs, climbs up to the ring apron. Oblivion lunges at Hank Lane with an errant clothesline, but misses. with Tek perching up on the top turnbuckle...

Zach Davis: Lane makes the tag!!

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion didn't see the tag!!

Lane catches Oblivion and nails him with a belly to belly suplex...

Zach Davis: Tek goes flying!!

Tek flies in the air and lands with corkscrew moonsault...

Shannan Lerch: SKYTWISTER!!

Tek stands up....

WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Where in the Hell did he come from?!?!

Andrew Warhawk nails Tek with a spinning crucifix neckbreaker.

Shannan Lerch: Heretic's Neckbreaker!!

WHAM!!

Hank Lane hits Warhawk, on the back of the head and sets him up for a inverted vertical suplex...

Zach Davis: But, wait look....

Lane repositions Warhawk into....

WHAM!!

Crowd: OU-U-U-U-U!!

Shannan Lerch: PILEDRIVER!!

Hank Lane stands back up and looks at a fallen Oblivion then back down at Andrew Warhawk, "Thunder" smirks, then laughs.

Zach Davis: Lane thinks that he has this one, in the bag, for his team!!

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Oh crap, totally forgot about him!!

McMorris nail Lane with a massive fist and grabs him....

WHOO-OO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: A SIT-DOWN GUTWRENCH POWER BOMB!!

McMorris collapses with exhaustion!!

The Arena explodes with cheers!!

Shannan Lerch: WAIT!! IS THAT... IS THAT STEELTOE JOE!!

Zach Davis: STJ is standing!!

STJ is standing on the top turnbuckle and quickly leaps off the top turnbuckle and...

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Steeltoe Joe lands with a perfectly placed flying elbow drop!!

Zach Davis: NO-NO-NO-O-O-O!!!

Oblivion grabs for STJ and ceremoniously tosses him out of the ring! But, Hank Lane stands up...

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion has no idea, that Hank Lane is standing not more than a few feet behind IT!!

Oblivion turns around and...

WHOO-OOSH!!

Zach Davis: Hank 'Thunder' Lane misses with Thunder Lane....

WHAM!!!

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion with an enziguiri!!

That stumble Hank Lane back several feet, spinning around.

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD... THE MONSTER CHARGES AT LANE!!

WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: HIGH KNEE LIFT!!

Oblivion grabs for Lane, who takes a shot at Oblivion, but the Monster just pops him in the mouth and drags him over to the corner.

Zach Davis: What in the Hell, does Oblivion have in mind?

Oblivion grabs Hank Lane and pulls him up the turnbuckles...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Tek!!

Oblivion just elbows him, then backhands him, sending Tek down on the ringside area. Oblivion sets Hank Lane, in front of him...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Steeltoe Joe...

The crowd rattles The WCF Arena with their cheers!!

But, STJ is met with a stiff punch to the head, which makes STJ collapses to the floor.

WHAM!-WHAM!!-WHAM!!

Zach Davis: Hank Lane is fighting back....

WHAM!-WHAM!-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: They are on the top turnbuckle!!

Oblivion slam several headbutts onto the skull of Hank Lane! Oblivion spins Lane around and...

WHOO-OO-OOSH-WHAM-SLAM!!

Crowd: OUU-U-U-U-U-UU-U!!

Zach Davis: WHAT THE HELL?!?

Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD!!

Oblivion slams Hank Lane down with a "STRAIGHT JACKET" powerbomb!!

Zach Davis: OBI-BOMB!!

Oblivion grabs Hank Lane up into an inverted suplex...

WHOO-OO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: STUNNER!! SOULTAKER!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion runs IT's thumb across IT's throat!!

Oblivion picks up Lane and...

Shannan Lerch: NO!! IT'S too close to the corner!!

Zach Davis: NO!! NO!!

Oblivion picks up Hank Lane and...

SNAP-WHAM-BANG!! WHOO-OO-OOSH-WHAM!!

Shannan Lerch: Snap suplex into turnbuckles, but HEY-EY-EY!!

Zach Davis: Oblivion just caught Hank Lane bouncing off the turnbuckle from that suplex and into a fireman's carry!!

The crowd is roaring loudly.... WHAM!!

CUTTER!!

Shannan Lerch: DAMN IT!! 5150!!

Zach Davis: Look around the ring, everyone's dead!!

Oblivion turns and tags in Zombie McMorris, telling him to finish Lane off. McMorris comes in and picks Lane up, but Lane knows this is do or die. McMorris throws Lane to the ropes, and he hits both Oblivion and Warhawk off the apron with a double Thunder Lane Clothesline! All three men fly out of the ring!

Shannan Lerch: Oh damn!

Steeltoe Joe is up now too. He spins Zombie around and hits the Baptism!

Zach Davis: Oh damn! Could this be it?!

Joe pins McMorris, hooking the leg.

One!

Two!

Three!

Shannan Lerch: Holy crap! What an upset!

Zach Davis: Prophecy defeats the Church!

Shannan Lerch: Let's face it, the Church had this match won until Oblivion tagged in Zombie McMorris. Wonder how the team will deal with this.

Joe stands up as he and Tek get their arms raised. Lane joins them in the ring as we go to commercial.

Television Title Match
Kale Windsor vs Eric Price

“You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell starts playing over the PA. The crowd gets to their feet booing as Eric Price comes on stage.

Zach Davis: Coming up right now is the Television Title match between Kale Windsor and returning champion Eric Price and what a sick and heinous human being he is.

Shannan Lerch: Is that any way to greet our champion? You should be saying “and here comes, the greatest Television Champion of all time, Mr. Eric Price”. Like that.

Zach Davis: You on his payroll?

Shannan Lerch: I’m trying, I’m trying.

Eric Price saunters his way down to the ring with a smirk on his face looking down on everyone as he makes his way in slowly, the TV Title belt around his shoulder as he stands in the corner looking up at the entrance ramp.

“Headstrong” by Trapt starts playing and the crowd gives a mixed reaction although more cheers are heard than boos.

Zach Davis: And here comes Kale Windsor who looks ready for his title shot tonight.

The song starts and the lights strobe as Kale Windsor steps out on the stage at the top of the ramp. Kale stands there for a moment, as if he's taking in all of the love in the area {he pays no mind to the boos, for he feels everyone loves him}. He casually walks down the ramp way towards the ring. Once at the ring he slides in under the ropes. He then stands in the middle of the ring as if he's king of the world while each ring post pops with pyros.

Shannan Lerch: Strange to hear more cheers for this man as he is ready to go here tonight.

Zach Davis: Not exactly strange although I don’t think it’s so much out of love for him as it is for hatred toward his opponent.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCF Television Championship! To my right, the challenger, standing at 6’ 2”, weighing in at 235 lbs., from Beverly Hills, CA, Kale Windsor!

Zach Davis: And again, a mixed reaction for this man.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent. To my left, hailing from Pacific Palisades in the Golden State of California, he stands at 6’ 4”, weighing in at 250 lbs., he is the current WCF Television Champion, Mr. Eric Price!

Crowd: Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!

Zach Davis: Lots of chants and awfully loud booing for this man, especially after what he did to Jeff Purse and Kari Kendall last week. He has also promised a eulogy to Jeff Purse’s career next week. We’ll have to see what that’s all about.

Shannan Lerch: And this match up is under way as the referee rings the bell.

Zach Davis: Both men now approaching each other and here we go!

Eric Price extends his right hand to Kale Windsor. Windsor thinks about it as Price is known to not be trusted. Windsor decides to give him the benefit of the doubt and starts to shake his hand but quickly Price retracts and instead slaps Windsor across the face with his left hand as he gets a huge smile across his face.

Zach Davis: And Eric Price showing once again why he is a lying and deceptive cheat with that kind of a cheap shot.

Shannan Lerch: It wasn’t cheap, knowing him it must have cost a lot of money.

Zach Davis: I don’t think Kale Windsor is going to take this very well as he looks pissed now.

Windsor goes right after Price grabbing him by the waist to set him up for Northern Lights Suplex.

Shannan Lerch: He nails the suplex and wait, cover.

1 ..

2 ..

Zach Davis: And no, Price kicks out. Windsor looking to put Price away very early in this match up as Price looks surprised.

Price quickly gets up and goes to the corner of the ring. Look of surprise on his face. He decides to step out of the ring to take a breather.

Shannan Lerch: Smart man, he’s taking a break.

Zach Davis: The ref starting his count.

Referee: 1.

Zach Davis: But I don’t think Windsor is going to put up with any of Price’s antics here tonight. Price is taunting the crowd here but he has his attention away from the match as the referee continues to count.

Referee: 2.

Shannan Lerch: But Windsor is now on the top turnbuckle, he’s climbed up and he goes for it.

Zach Davis: Price just turning around but too late as Windsor nails “Rodeo Dive” on Price. Both men down now outside the ring as the referee is looking at the carnage right now and restarts his count.

Referee: 1.

Shannan Lerch: Windsor taking a high risk move but it could very well pay off. As Windsor is starting to regroup here, he grabs Price and throws him back in the ring. Windsor slides back in and cover on Price.

1 ..

2 ..

Zach Davis: And Price barely kicks out of that one. Windsor definitely is taking it to the Television Champion here tonight and showing him that he is to be taken seriously as he has had to very near falls.

Shannan Lerch: Normally, I don’t agree with whatever you say but you have a good point there.

Zach Davis: Price is still down right now as Windsor is getting up, he’s grabbing Price by the head and is applying a neck lock to him. He’s really trying to wear Price down here.

Shannan Lerch: And Price appears to slowly be fading. Look at his face, it’s almost purple. The referee now checking on him.

Zach Davis: Lifting his arm and no, Price is still in this! He’s hanging on here. Elbow to Windsor, and another elbow to the gut of Windsor here as he’s forced to break the hold. Price dragging himself as fast as he can to the ropes for leverage.

Shannan Lerch: And Price now getting himself up as Windsor looks to be on the attack. He goes after Price but oh no, Price lowers the ropes and Windsor goes over. And now a smirk on the face of Price.

Price raises his hand with a smirk on his face here as Windsor is down on the outside.

Crowd: You suck! You suck! You suck!

Zach Davis: Price now ordering the referee to count as he waits on the inside here.

Referee: 1.

Shannan Lerch: Price would certainly be content with a count out victory.

Referee: 2.

Zach Davis: Windsor regrouping and he’s back in the ring. Price now stomping Windsor in the gut over and over trying to wear him down as he has not been able to get any offense until this point in the matchup. Price really taking the wind out of Windsor here and looks like he’s grabbing his legs and he wants to set him up for the sharpshooter.

Shannan Lerch: But Windsor knows it’s coming, he’s fighting back and manages to kick Price away toward the ropes. Price coming back however and grabbing the legs again, Price kicks Windsor in the gut this time and turns him around and sharpshooter is now locked in on Windsor.

Zach Davis: Windsor in tremendous pain here but he manages to get to the bottom rope. Referee instructing Price to break the hold here.

Referee: 1. 2. 3. 4.

Zach Davis: And Price breaks the hold just barely before a count of 5, he needs to be careful to not disqualify himself here as he could cost himself the title.

Shannan Lerch: He’s simply using the rules to his advantage.

Zach Davis: Windsor recovering here as the referee forces Price to step back. Windsor is getting up and Price is trying to sneak by but Windsor meets him first with a hit right to the face. Price responds with another strike to Windsor’s face. These men trading blows here, one after the other and it looks like Windsor is getting the upper hand here. And Price is now almost out of it. Windsor grabs Price and bam, DDT, nails a DDT on Eric Price.

Shannan Lerch: Cover!

1 ..

2 ..

Zach Davis: And Eric Price barely managing to get his shoulder up. What a close combat this has been thus far, many near falls and both men really pushing themselves here.

Shannan Lerch: Windsor must be wondering what it will take to put Price away here.

Zach Davis: And Windsor is going to try and finish Price off. Price is down on the mat, Windsor going up to the top turnbuckle and looks like he’s going to hit Price again with the “Rodeo Dive”.

Shannan Lerch: And no, unfortunately a miss as Price hits Windsor with his knees.

Zach Davis: And surprise rollup.

1 ..

2 ..

Zach Davis: Price has his hand on the ropes!

3!

Zach Davis: And Eric Price steals the victory as he had his hand on the ropes for leverage but the referee did not see it! What a dirty, rotten, bastard!

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and still WCF Television Champion, Mr. Eric Price!

Shannan Lerch: This crowd being extremely disrespectful of our WCF Television Champion who continues his path of destruction.

Zach Davis: He stole the victory tonight as Kale Windsor was very close to beating him. Next week he faces a bigger challenge at GEW Shoot To Thrill as he takes on Windsor again as well as Tommy Kain in a triple threat match defending his TV Title once again.

Shannan Lerch: Why do you have to rain on his parade? Windsor already left and he accepted the loss like a man, let Price have his moment.

Zach Davis: We’ll see what happens next week and if he manages to weasel his way out of that match with his title still around his shoulder.

Ophelia Pain/Tommy Kain vs Steve Orbit/Stuart Slane

Zach Davis: Up next, we've got a very interesting tag team match.

Shannan Lerch: Lovey doveys Tommy Kain and Ophelia Pain team up once again, this time taking on an unlikely team of "The Mack" Steve Orbit and "The Scoutmaster" Stuart Slane.

Zach Davis: There's been a lot of buzz surrounding this match, and now it's time to see how it plays out... live on Slam.

Kyle Steel: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall...

"Love Bites" by Halestorm plays over the PA.

Ophelia steps out onto the stage and smiles out at everyone before doing a front handspring and proceeding to prance her way down to the ring. She slides under the bottom rope, quickly rises up to her knees and screams at the top of her lungs. She hops up, thrusts the horns into the air with another scream, and begins hopping around as her music stops.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from Lima, Ohio... weighing in at one hundred and thirty-eight pounds... OPHELIA PAIN!!!

Shannan Lerch: Quite the... interesting... character we have here, miss Ophelia Pain.

Zach Davis: She's trying to make a name for herself here in the WCF alongside her friends, collectively known as the Misfits. She gave Eric Price a hell of a fight last week, although Eric did end up winning the match. She'll be looking to gain some momentum with a victory tonight.

"Fall Back Down" by Rancid plays over the PA.

Tommy Kain makes his way down to the ring with a signature bottle of Evan Williams (Because Jack Daniels is for rednecks.) He gives the crowd a smirk that just screams, "Damn I know I'm better than you." Finally making his way to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope and sitting in one of the corners taking a drink or two from his pre-match bottle of booze.

Kyle Steel: And her tag team partner, from Indianapolis, Indiana... weighing two hundred twenty-eight pounds... TOMMY KAIN!!!

Shannan Lerch: Mister Cool Breeze himself, Tommy Kain. This match should be a singles match with the Mack for the title of Coolest Guy in the WCF.

Zach Davis: I'm sure you'd like to see that, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: Damn right. Winner gets to take me out for a night on the town.

Zach Davis: So in other words, winner gets to buy you a box of wine, and probably end up carrying you to bed by 8:15.

Shannan Lerch: And they'll probably get laid-- not probably. Definitely.

Kyle Steel: Now, introducing their opponents this evening...

"Flashlight" by Parliament Funkadelic plays over the PA.

Zach Davis: Speaking of the Mack...

The arena goes dark and a pink strobe light flashes throughout the arena. Small pink lights swirl around the crowd and the entire arena and eventually converge into one big pink spotlight as "The Mack" Steve Orbit and Golden Joey appear at the top of the aisle. Steve walks ahead of Golden Joey, talking to fans who mostly cheer him on-- however, he does occasionally offend a girl or two with his sometimes rude, sexual comments. At ringside he begins the process of taking off whatever pimp attire he is wearing that night, whether its a mink coat, designer suit, etc and always hands his gold chains and his hat to Golden Joey. His in-ring attire consists of black spandex shorts with "Pimpin" on the back in pink, and pink boots. He has a body that resembles a model more than a wrestler, he is perfectly chiseled and cut, but he is not huge and muscular like some wrestlers. He continues to flirt with the girls in the crowd as he enters the ring, showing off his body and blowing kisses. The crowd goes bananas when he hits the ring, as OR-BIT chants are heard all over the arena.

Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his manager, Golden Joey... hailing from Oakland, California... weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds... he is the WCF United States champion... "THE MACK"... STEVE ORBIT!!!!!

Shannan Lerch: That is one sexy, black man.

Zach Davis: Which one, Orbit or Golden Joey?

Shannan Lerch: The Mack, duhhh.. although, I bet Joey was a hottie in his day. I'd probably still take a ride in his wheelchair if you know what I mean.

Zach Davis: Ugh.

“Follow Me, Boys!” plays as Stu marches out from the back, silently mouthing the lyrics to his theme as he heads down the ramp. He does a circuit around the outside of the ring before climbing the steps and entering. After some last minute old timey calisthenics (Indian twists, deep knee bends, etc) The Scoutmaster goes his corner. He hands his hat and sash off to a WCF stagehand and assumes a fighting position.

Kyle Steel: And his tag team partner... from Grant, Iowa... weighing two hundred and seventy pounds... he is the WCF Internet Champion... "THE SCOUTMASTER"... STUART SLANE!!!!!

Shannan Lerch: (humming the Scoutmaster's theme) You know, that is kind of a catchy tune.

Zach Davis: Stuart Slane has been unstoppable since winning the Internet championship. He's made it pretty clear that he doesn't care for Steve Orbit... or anyone, for that matter.

Shannan Lerch: I wonder if they'll be able to put their personal stuff aside and pick up the win tonight.

Zach Davis: We'll find out, right now!

DING DING DING

After a brief argument between Scoutmaster and the Mack, they decide on Orbit starting the match for their team. Tommy Kain is already in the ring with Ophelia on the apron in their corner.

Zach Davis: Orbit and Kain locking up...

Orbit breaks the tie-up, shoving Kain forward. He follows with a pair of quick jabs, stunning Kain. Orbit takes advantage and hits a standing dropkick. Kain stumbles back into a neutral corner...

Zach Davis: The Mack closes in with elbow smash after elbow smash.

Orbit grabs Kain by the head and walks him to the center of the ring... he grabs Kain and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, and a quick pin attempt.

1...

Shannan Lerch: Kickout at one, nice try Steve.

Orbit rises, bringing Kain to his feet with him. Orbit walks Kain over to his corner, tagging in Scoutmaster while still holding on to Kain.

Zach Davis: Stuart Slane is demanding the Mack releases Kain before he enters the ring.

Shannan Lerch: I guess we won't be seeing any double-team moves tonight.

Orbit doesn't argue, shrugs and exits the ring. Scoutmaster enters with a kick to Kain's gut, doubling him over... a big right hand sends Kain directly to the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Ophelia Pain is looking on with concern for her boy-toy.

Zach Davis: I'm not sure if they're really together.

Shannan Lerch: Zach, I'm a female-- I know these things. They're in love with each other, even if they don't realize it.

Scoutmaster whips Kain to the ropes-- Kain ducks a clothesline on the way back, and keeps running to the opposite ropes. Scoutmaster bends down to attempt a back body drop, but Kain makes a quick decision--

Zach Davis: KNEELING WHILE INTOXICATED (Shining Wizard)!!!

The crowd pops for the huge move out of nowhere.

Kain tries to capitalize with a pin attempt--

1...

2...

Zach Davis: KICKOUT just in time!

Scoutmaster rolls around on the mat, feeling the effects of the KWI. Kain hurries over to his corner and makes the tag to Ophelia Pain. The crowd pops with the tag-in... Ophelia doesn't enter the ring quite yet, instead grabbing onto the top rope and stretching backwards--

Zach Davis: Ophelia Pain greets the Scoutmaster with a slingshot bulldog!

Shannan Lerch: That's how you enter a match right there.

Ophelia walks around the ring, encouraging the crowd to keep on popping. She stomps on Slane a few times as he tries to get up-- her stomps have little effect, and Scoutmaster does get back to his feet. Ophelia runs to the ropes, trying to keep the momentum going, she goes for a cross body press--

Zach Davis: Scoutmaster catches her in mid-air!

As Ophelia struggles to break free from Slane's grip, the Scoutmaster has other plans. He presses her over his head and walks towards the ropes...

Zach Davis: Slane drops her throat-first into the top rope! OOF!

Shannan Lerch: Those ropes just went from her best friend to her worst enemy.

Ophelia lays on the mat, holding her throat and neck, trying to shake it off. Scoutmaster gives the three-finger salute to the crowd-- they boo him intensely. He grabs Ophelia Pain off the mat by her hair--

Zach Davis: BIG right hand by the Scoutmaster and Ophelia collapses to the mat. So much for "treating her like a lady".

Shannan Lerch: Maybe he's taking a page out of Orbit's book... speaking of which, Slane makes the tag to Orbit.

Orbit enters the ring with Ophelia Pain still on the mat. He circles her as if he is stalking prey, with a big grin on his face.

Shannan Lerch: A lot of people have been waiting for this. The Mack's first encounter with a female opponent here in the WCF.

Zach Davis: ... And we all know Steve Orbit hates women.

Shannan Lerch: You've got it all wrong, Zach. You just don't understand his love for women.

Ophelia is starting to stir on the mat, grabbing the ropes to help herself back up to her feet. Orbit stands by, watching her... as she makes it to her feet, Orbit goes for a backhand slap--

Zach Davis: Ophelia ducks the Pimp Slap!

Ophelia Pain leaps forward, jumping up onto Orbit, hitting him with left and right hands as Orbit holds her up by the waist. He finally tosses her off, shaking off the blows. She approaches him again, but Orbit kicks her in the thigh twice, then kicks her in the gut, doubling her over. He switches his position to behind her, and puts her in an abdominal stretch.

Shannan Lerch: A lot of women would like the Mack to be behind them.

Orbit looks over to Kain, taunting him... as the ref checks Ophelia, she lets him know that she's not submitting. Orbit starts to move his hips around... winding on Ophelia's backside as he holds onto the abdominal stretch.

Zach Davis: Tommy Kain is livid.

As Kain yells at the referee, Orbit yells back at Kain. "Oh, this is your girl?", Orbit says to Kain. Orbit breaks the hold, shoving Ophelia forward... he SLAPS HER ASS, and then gets a BIG handful of Ophelia's ass, taunting Kain the whole time.

Shannan Lerch: The Mack is taking him a peice of Ophelia Pain!

Zach Davis: How unprofessional. There's gotta be some kind of sexual harassment rule he's breaking right now.

Ophelia turns around and slaps Orbit across the face. Orbit just laughs.

Zach Davis: Now Scoutmaster is scolding Orbit from the apron! Look at Tommy Kain, he is beside himself!

Shannan Lerch: He's about to go into a jealous rage. No doubt about it.

Orbit holds Ophelia off as she herself goes into a rage, trying to punch, kick and slap him, but Orbit does a fine job of keeping his distance from her so the blows don't connect. Kain yells at the ref, distracting him--

Zach Davis: Ophelia Pain kicks the Mack straight in the nuts! Low blow while the ref wasn't looking!

Orbit doubles over as Scoutmaster looks on in disgust, shaking his head. Orbit falls to one knee clutching his balls, wincing in pain. Meanwhile, Ophelia Pain hits the ropes--

Zach Davis: Springboard scissor kick! The Mack is down!

Shannan Lerch: Ophelia Pain has an absolutely wild look in her eyes. This chick is crazy, for sure.

Ophelia screams as she stomps out Orbit. Orbit slowly gets back to his feet, but as he does, Ophelia hits him with a standing flip dropkick!

Zach Davis: She might be crazy, but she's got some serious moves. She covers Orbit--

1...

2...

Zach Davis: The Mack throws her off of him before the three count.

At this point, Kain is yelling at Ophelia to let him in the ring. She dives into their corner and makes the tag. Kain hits the ring and immediately works Orbit over with kicks to the midsection, followed by a big roundhouse kick.

Shannan Lerch: Shouldn't have messed with his woman like that.

Kain whips Orbit into his corner, and Ophelia holds onto him while Kain climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits Orbit with punch after punch, as the crowd counts along.

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE!

Orbit slumps into the corner. Kain wastes no time grabbing him and hits the pin variation of a German suplex--

1...

2...

Zach Davis: KICKOUT by Steve Orbit! I thought it was over.

Kain goes to grab Orbit, but Orbit thumbs his eye out of desperation. As Kain holds his face, Orbit crawls to his corner and makes the tag to Scoutmaster, who looks very unhappy with his teammate. Scoutmaster has a few words with Orbit as he enters.

Shannan Lerch: I don't think Slane is happy with Orbit's antics.

Zach Davis: I don't think anyone in this ring is happy with Orbit right now.

Scoutmaster hits the ring, meeting Kain in the center. They trade blows back and forth... neither man gets the upper hand. The ref breaks them up. They lock up, Scoutmaster gets Tommy Kain into a side headlock. Kain pushes him off and hits a dropkick, sending Scoutmaster stumbling backwards but he remains on his feet. Kain rushes him, spearing him into a neutral corner.

Zach Davis: Kain hitting Scoutmaster with shoulder blocks into the turnbuckle...

Scoutmaster looks beat as he hangs onto the ropes to stay on his feet. Kain takes a few steps back and charges towards Slane--

Zach Davis: Scoutmaster dives out of the way and Tommy Kain's shoulder hits the ringpost hard!

Scoutmaster shakes out the cobwebs. He grabs Kain's legs and pulls him out from between the turnbuckles, slamming him down onto the mat. He doesn't let go of Tommy's legs.

Zach Davis: I think we know what he's going for now...

Shannan Lerch: Stuart Slane is gonna Knot Tommy Kain Up!

As Scoutmaster tries to put the inverted cloverleaf onto Tommy Kain, Ophelia comes from out of nowhere and hits a running hip thrust, knocking Scoutmaster down! The ref argues with Ophelia, threatening disqualification.

Zach Davis: Now Orbit's in the ring, too!

Orbit starts to brawl with Ophelia, both of them spilling over the ropes to ringside as the ref tries to get control of the match. Ophelia whips Orbit into the guardrail at ringside, and they continue brawling outside the ring.

Zach Davis: Kain is arguing with the ref, concerned about Ophelia-- SLANE FROM BEHIND!

Shannan Lerch: SCOUTMASTER SLAM! (Half nelson lifted into an Olympic slam)

Zach Davis: Slane's got Tommy Kain pinned!

1..

2...

3!!!

DING DING DING

"Follow Me, Boys!" plays over the PA.

Zach Davis: Scoutmaster and the Mack pick up the victory!

But things are not over. Kain rushes to ringside where Ophelia and Orbit are still brawling-- he grabs a chair and CRACKS Orbit across the back with it!

Zach Davis: A little steel-chair justice!

Orbit is layed out as Kain checks on Ophelia.

Shannan Lerch: It looks like Scoutmaster is going to check on Orbit...

Scoutmaster approaches Orbit. He leans down and says a few words to Orbit... before slapping him in the face!

Zach Davis: He's checking on him alright.

Scoutmaster grabs Orbit's legs and applies the Knotted Up hold! Orbit screams in pain as his former tag team partner tightens the hold.

Zach Davis: This match is over, somebody stop this...

The ref tries to pry Slane off of Orbit, but to no avail. Two ring hands help, but Scoutmaster is just too powerful, shrugging them off as he keeps the hold on Orbit.

Shannan Lerch: Well, nobody can say they didn't see this coming.

Finally, Slane releases the hold, throwing Orbit's legs down. Orbit still screams in pain, rolling around the ringside area. Scoutmaster gives the three-finger salute to the crowd as they boo him.

Zach Davis: Finally, Scoutmaster is leaving.

Shannan Lerch: But... who's this? Ohhhh, God no. Better wake up, Steve.

'Sarah Twilight' slowly walks down the aisle towards Orbit, who is now unconscious at ringside, passed out from the pain and various attacks. 'Sarah' kneels down beside Steve, rubbing his head and seemingly trying to comfort him... she shakes him trying to wake him, but he is out cold.

Shannan Lerch: An unconscious Steve Orbit... sounds like a playground for 'Sarah Twilight'.

Zach Davis: I would advise any young children to stop watching right now. Parental advisory, explicit weirdness.

'Sarah' looks around... she pinches Steve's nose and tilts his head back, and leans in, giving him mouth to mouth. The crowd boos and shouts comments out of disgust. After an extended period of time, she starts the "chest compressions", which in actuality looks like she is just rubbing on his chest, feeling his muscles. After a moment, she goes back in for another round of "mouth to mouth"... during which, Orbit appears to finally wake up. He starts to move around a little... finally, he throws 'Sarah' off of him, as if he just realized what's going on. He slowly gets back to his feet as 'Sarah' smiles, watching him... 'she' tries to grab his hand and walk him towards the back room, but he pulls himself away from 'her', saying "get off me!" Orbit quickly makes his way towards backstage, ignoring 'Sarah's attempts to talk to him. 'Sarah' yells to him "I saved your life!"

Zach Davis: This is so bizarre.

Shannan Lerch: I don't wanna know what would have happened if he didn't wake up when he did.

'Sarah' stands at ringside, laughing to 'her'self. Fade out to commercial.

People's Title Match
Waylon Cash vs FPV

Waylon Cash sits in the Gorilla position, his eyes fixed on the monitor, showing a live view of the ring. He receives his cue, and steps up behind the curtain. Cash closes his eyes, and breaths deeply, but when he opens them again, one of Tek's masks is hanging right in front of him. He grabs it off the curtain, and grimaces, as he hears Kyle begin to announce him.

Kyle Steel: This match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the WCF People's championship!

The opening trumpet riff of “White Trash Renegade” begins to play, and Waylon steps out from behind the curtain, with one of Tek's masks in his hand.

Shannan Lerch: Wait a minute? Where did Waylon get that mask?

Waylon can only stare at the mask, as Roxxanne Savage follows him onto the stage.

Kyle Steel: On his way to the ring, from Macon Georgia. He weighs in at two-hundred and thirty pounds, and stand six feet, five inches tall... the challenger... WAYLON CASH!

Zach Davis: Now, these two met up not that long ago in a World Title match. It was Waylon who came out the victor, and champion after that one. I wonder if this will have the same result, or if FPV is perhaps more prepared this time around.

Cash steps into the ring, his eyes never leaving the mask, as he takes the microphone from Kyle.

Waylon Cash: Alright Tek. Enough's enough. I'm done with this mask bullshit already. Your mask ain't talkin' to you, boy! You're insane, and the only way I know how ta save you is by takin' your mask away. That's why, I want you to put it up in a match. You have by the end of the show to answer me son, or there'll be hell to pay.

Waylon tosses the mask out into the crowd, and hands the microphone back to Kyle Steel. The lights turn to a blood red as the crowd stands up on their feet, as "Professional Griefers" hits the P.A and FPV, signature duster and Genesis T-Shirt, comes out the curtains. He plays to excited crowd like the circus ringmaster, fistbumping furiously along with the crowd and the music, and each fistbump triggers an explosion of black pyro from the stage.

Kyle Steel: Now coming to the ring, weighing in at Two-hundred and five pounds, and standing five feet, eleven inches tall, he is the People's Champion, FPV!

FPV takes the walk down the ramp, slapping fans hands before climbing the steps and on top of the turnbuckles, where he fist bumps one more time, sending one more explosion of pyro throughout the arena. He climbs into the ring and sits in a lotus position in the corner, waiting for the match to start.

With a smile, Waylon approaches Frank, and extends his hand. FPV looks confused as to what to do, but slowly reaches out, and shakes Waylon's hand, while the referee goes over the rules with them. The fans cheer for the show of respect, as the men back away from each other, and prepare for the match to begin.

Zach Davis: This is a dream rematch for the WCF fans. The fans love FPV, and they love Waylon Cash. It will be interesting to see how they react to this one.

The bells rings, and the two men begin to circle each other. Suddenly, Waylon stands upright, and shakes his head, before rolling out of the ring. He makes his way to the barricade, and grabs a beer from a fan. He pours it down his throat, as the crowd roars their approval. FPV smiles at Waylon, but shakes his head. Waylon shrugs his shoulders, and FPV answers by jumping onto the top rope on the opposite side of the ring, and diving into the crowd. They catch him, and cheer as he crowd surfs amongst the rowdy fans.

Shannan Lerch: Seems they're taking the People's part of the title pretty literally.

Zach Davis: And the fans are loving it!

Waylon claps at FPV's display, before grabbing another beer, and pouring it down the front of a woman in a skimpy top. She screams, and smiles, as the rest of the crowd cheers. Waylon tosses the cup, and slides back into the ring, waiting for Franky's answer. FPV signals for the crowd to return him to ringside, which they do. Once his feet hit the ground, he finds an attractive woman in the front row, and whispers something in her ear. At first she shakes her head, but Franky whispers again, and gives her a wink. She looks hesitant, but suddenly lifts her shirt, flashing her breasts to the crowd.

Zach Davis: Oh good lord.

Shannan Lerch:: Well, we won't be getting a PG rating this week.

The audience screams, as Waylon bows to Franky. FPV chuckles, and climbs back into the ring. The two men decide to actually start the match, and lock up. They push back and forth, but Waylon's size eventually beats Franky, as Cash shoves him into the corner. The ref demands a break, but Waylon whips FPV into the opposite turnbuckle. Cash sprints across the ring, btu Franky moves out of the way. Waylon catches himself, before ramming into the corner, and spins around with a smile. He nods at Franky, as the men begin to circle each other once again.

Zach Davis: This is why I love rematches between men of this caliber. They're more prepared, they understand each other's styles more, and you're going to see them having to improvise if they want to catch their opponent off guard.

Franky dives for Waylon's legs, but Cash jumps out of the way. Frank quickly stands back up, and the circling continues. Waylon attacks this time, but FPV hits him with a deep arm drag. Waylon quickly stands up, and come back, only to be met with another arm drag. Waylon attacks yet again, but this time, Franky hits him with a chop block to the front of the knee. Waylon collapses, Franky quickly locks him in a single leg crab, as the crowd cheers.

Shannan Lerch: It seems Franky has found his target for the night in that left leg of Waylon's.

Cash yells out in pain, but quickly crawls to the ropes, forcing FPV to break the hold. He does, and Waylon gets back to his feet quickly. He goes for an attack again, but FPV kicks him in the gut, and hits him with a snap suplex. Waylon rolls to the corner, as Franky stands back up. Cash brings himself to a standing position, and invites Franky to attack this time. FPV does, and Waylon jumps out of the way, sending the attacker into the turnbuckle. FPV stumbles backward, and Waylon spins him around, before hitting him with a snap suplex of his own. Franky rolls around, holding his back, as Waylon dives on him. He hits Franky with a rapid succession of elbows to the back of the head. Eventually, FPV rolls out of the ring, and grabs the back of his head.

Zach Davis: Waylon really going for the kill here. It seems he's aching to take another title away from FPV.

Franky goes to climb back into the ring, but is thrown back into the steel guardrail by a baseball slide. Waylon gets out of the ring, and immediately kicks FPV in the gut. He then lifts him into a suplex position, but drops him, gut first, on the guardrail. Franky hangs there, as Waylon climbs up onto the apron. Cahs jumps off, going for a leg drop, but Franky moves just in time. Waylon's knee collides with the steel, and causes his back to slam violently against the concrete ground.

Zach Davis: Cash going high risk early on, and it cost him big time!

Shannan Lerch: He may have just given this one to FPV.

Waylon lays on the ground, gripping his knee, as FPV climbs over the guardrail. He quickly lifts Waylon up, and this him with another snap suplex, but this one sends Waylon's knee slamming against the barricade once again. Cash screams in pain, as a low “ooh” spreads through the crowd. Quickly, Franky flips him over, and locks him in a step over, toe hold sleeper.

Shannan Lerch: That's called Fuck Your Everything, but Waylon can't tap out on the outside. I think Franky let his emotions get the better of him on this one.

Franky squeezes on the hold, as Waylon slowly passes out. Once Cash goes limp, Franky rolls him into the ring, and goes for the pin.

1!

2!

3- NO! Waylon kicks out! Franky looks shocked, as the crowd loudly voices their mixed opinion. FPV wastes no time in standing his opponent up, and whipping him into the ropes. On the comeback, Franky goes for another chop block, but Waylon leaps over him. When Cash comes down, he lands awkwardly on his leg, and crumbles to the ground. Franky goes to pick him up, but Waylon grabs his waistband, and sending him flying to the outside. He crashes to the ground, as Waylon uses to ropes to lift himself. He limps around the ring, testing out his knee.

Shannan Lerch: Waylon has Franky hurting on the outside, but he's not capitalizing.

Zach Davis: I think Waylon did it to buy some time. He's trying to get some blood flowing back to his brain, and some feeling back in that knee.

Franky eventually recovers, and slides back under the bottom rope, but Waylon stomps a few times on the back of his neck. He then drops and elbow across his back, before lifting him up. Cash whips Franky into the ropes, and hits him with a high knee on the comeback. The Hellbilly then quickly twists his opponent into a Texas cloverleaf.

Zach Davis: The Georgia Two-step! Waylon is going for a submission of his own!

Cash wrenches back, bending FPV's spine at an unnatural angle. Frank scream out in pain, as the ref asks him if he wants to submit. The man shakes his head, and struggles to loosen Waylon's grip. When that doesn't work, Franky throws a desperation elbow, knocking Cash's left knee out from under him. Waylon falls backwards, and lets go of the hold. Franky jumps up just in time to grab onto Waylon, and turn his fall into a roll-up pin.

1!

2!

Waylon kicks out! Both men jump up. Franky runs at Waylon, but Cash hits him with a high back body drop. Waylon then lifts him up, and hits him with a snap DDT. With Franky on the ground, Waylon turns around, and slowly climbs to the top rope. He jumps off and nails Franky with a swan dive headbutt, before going for the pin.

1!

2!

3- No! FPV Kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: My god, the fortitude of these men.

Waylon slaps the mat, and all of a sudden, a loud booing can be heard. At the top of the ramp has appeared Blake Updegraff IV. He is dressed in a perfectly pressed suit, and a smug grin. Waylon jumps up, and yells at the man, as Frank recovers behind him. Suddenly, FPV dives on Waylon, and goes for the roll-up.

1!

Waylon kicks out. Both men jump up, and Waylon is the first to attack... but Franky hits him with a superkick

FPV: BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!

Frank dives on Waylon for the pin.

1!

2!

3!

FPV throws his fists up in celebration, as Blake Updegraff IV claps mockingly from the ramp.

Kyle Steel: Your winner, and STILL WCF People's champion... FPV!!!

Franky grabs his title, and raises it above his head, as the crowd roars. Slowly, he rolls out of the ring. As he passes Blake on the ramp, he gives him a curious look, but is met with a motion to move on from the manager. Slowly, Waylon recovers, and brings himself to his feet.

Zach Davis: What a match!

As Waylon stands in the ring, glaring at Blake, he is suddenly hit from behind with a hard dropkick from Tek. Cash collapses to the ground, as Blake chuckles, and grabs a microphone from a ringside attendant.

Blake Updegraff IV: Waylon, as Tek's new manager, I'll be happy to accept your challenge for him, but you'll be putting up something as well. At the Slam before the War PPV, you will take on Tek in a Hair v. Mask match!

Shannan Lerch: did you hear that!? Waylon Cash and Tek in a hair versus mask match! This is huge news!

Zach Davis: Emotions boiling over between these two men, it will be interesting to see how this one turns out.

Johnny Reb vs "Sarah Twilight"

Zach Davis: Time for the battle of past War winners!

The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As the he walks down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down, ready for the match to begin.

Shannan Lerch: Johnny Reb is one of the most decorated stars in WCF history. The New Confederacy just may be the greatest tag team in WCF history, Reb is a three time Champion, and like we just said, a War winner. Quite the resume.

The lights in the arena shut down and remain disabled blacking out everyone’s vision. Elena Siegman’s “The One” eerie piano introduction creeps out onto the speakers. A spotlight centers onto the stage highlighting Sarah Twilight who has just emerged. He stands there long enough to joyfully inhale the hatred filling the arena air. Pyros launch themselves down the stage line and explode white sparks above. Sarah begins walking down the ramp and through the thick echoes of booing. He enters the ring in an almost cocky proud fashion, centering himself in the middle while pyros shoot from all four posts and light his self-absorbed poses.

Zach Davis: While you're right about Reb, I don't think anyone can argue that Logan is THE most decorated wrestler the company has ever seen. Reb is a three time World Champion, Logan is a three time War winner alone. Not to mention numerous other accolades.

Shannan Lerch: He's broken the most hearts, I'm sure of that.

"Sarah Twilight" and Johnny Reb turn to face each other as the bell sounds. Reb looks trepidacious as he approaches "Twilight," but Logan obviously doesn't realize why that would be.

Zach Davis: We have someone who claims to be a time traveller facing off here against a man who thinks he's a woman.

Shannan Lerch: Thaaaaaaat's WCF!

Not knowing any other way to approach the situation, Reb simply ties up with "Twilight." Logan quickly overpowers him and throws him to the ropes. Reb Springboards and goes for a Dropkick, but Logan ducks it. Reb lands on his feet and inexplicably hits "Sarah Twilight" with the Impact Style!

Zach Davis: What the!-

"Sarah Twilight" never saw it coming and hits the mat. Reb quickly pins him.

One!

Two!

No, Logan gets the shoulder up.

Shannan Lerch: Hopefully Logan recognizes that move and comes to his senses sometime soon..

Reb stomps Logan a few times before picking him up and grabbing his head. Reb takes him over to the turnbuckle and sits up on it.

Zach Davis: Going for a Tornado DDT here.

Reb goes for the move but Logan counters it, not letting Reb take him down, and turning it into a Northern Lights Suplex of his own! Another pin attempt, this time by Logan.

One.

Two.

No, Reb kicks out. Both men lay on the mat for several moments before both begin to get to their feet. "Twilight" hits Reb with a European Uppercut followed by a Snap Suplex. "Twilight" stomps Reb a few times before picking him up again, kicking him in the gut and hitting a Sitdown Tigerbomb into pin!

One!

Two!

No! Reb kicks out again.

Shannan Lerch: Another nearfall. These two are going to pull out everything in their arsenal to get a victory, I'd say; neither of them will lose easily.

"Twilight" rolls away and stands up. He grabs Reb and is about to put him into the Figure Four Arm Lock.

Zach Davis: Going for Sarah Twilight's Spellbound!

Reb fights out of it, however, and rolls out of the ring. "Sarah" backs up and flies through the ropes with a Suicide Dive!

Shannan Lerch: WHOA!

And Reb moves out of the way! Logan's head hits the metal guardrail. He drops and holds it in pain.

Zach Davis: Uh oh. Look up the ramp. What does he want?

Seth is walking out from the back, eyeing both competitors as he does so. He stands midway down the ramp.

Shannan Lerch: He DID say he was announcing the World Title match for War tonight...

Not paying Seth any attention, Reb picks Logan up and elbows him in the head several times. He then throws him back into the ring. Reb gets onto the apron and Springboards, hitting a Shooting Star Senton!

Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT!

Shannan Lerch: What a move!

Reb quickly pins Logan, hooking the leg!

One!

Two!

Thr-

No! Logan grabs the ropes.

Zach Davis: That was close! I've never seen Reb do that springboard style before.

Reb backs off and stands up. Logan stumbles to his feet as well; Reb runs to the ropes, Springboards yet again and Bulldogs Logan back down. He then climbs to the top and flies off with a Moonsault Leg Drop!

Shannan Lerch: What a flurry of high risk offense!

Reb doesn't go for the pin quite yet. He wants to put Logan away. He begins climbing the ropes one more time.

Zach Davis: Is it time for Southern Discomfort?

Reb flies off the top with the move!

Shannan Lerch: LOGAN ROLLS AWAY!

Seth applauds as, indeed, Logan rolls away at the last possible second and Reb hits the mat hard! Reb stumbles up and "Twilight" Dropkicks him in the leg.

Zach Davis: Take out Reb's leg and you take out all that high risk, springboardy offense he was using earlier... good strategy here.

Reb's leg buckles and he goes down. Logan grabs the leg and puts him in the Figure Four.

Shannan Lerch: And now Logan buys himself some time to rest, as well as putting the hurt to Reb. Smart.

Reb tries to roll over to reverse the pressure, but to no avail. Once that doesn't work he crawls towards the ropes... the crowd cheering him on...

Zach Davis: Reb needs to make it to those ropes, and fast!

....and finally he does!

Shannan Lerch: Close call, but he made it!

Logan releases the hold and stands up. He does a Sarah Twilight style play to the crowd.

Shannan Lerch: If I still find Logan sexy... does that make me a lesbian?

Zach Davis: I think so, Shannan. I think so.

Reb slowly gets up with the help of the ring ropes, clearly favoring his right leg. He turns, only to be met with a right hand by Logan, followed by a kick to the gut. Finally, Logan drops Reb with an Evenflow DDT!

Shannan Lerch: Shades of Raven!

Seth continues watching from the ramp as Logan pins Reb again.

One.

Two.

No!, Reb thrusts his arm up.

Zach Davis: Another close call.

"Twilight" stands and stomps on Reb's right leg some more. He then lifts him up and signals...

Shannan Lerch: He's taking us to the Twilight Zone!

Reb breaks away as Logan grabs him, however!, aanndd his leg immediately fails him as he hits the mat again. Logan runs towards him but Reb catches him with a forearm to the head. Reb goes for a Vertical Suplex, but again, his leg can't quite support all the weight; it buckles once more, which allows Logan to land behind him. Logan locks Reb in a Sleeper!

Zach Davis: Here comes THE CONNECTOR- oh wait, nevermind. Sigh.

The crowd gets on their feet, excited, for a moment... before realizing that Logan won't be using the Connector tonight. They boo. "Sarah Twilight" appears confused as to why she's getting booed just for locking in a Sleeperhold. At any rate, Reb is fading fast. He drops down onto his knees. The ref lifts his arm into the air and it drops.

Shannan Lerch: You know the drill. If it drops twice more, that's that.

It drops again.

Zach Davis: One more...

And no! This time Reb keeps his arm up! The crowd cheers as Reb digs deep and works his way back to his feet, elbowing "Twilight" in the ribs and escaping. Reb runs to the turnbuckle and jumps up.

Shannan Lerch: He's going for the Saturday Night Special-

But no, Reb's leg buckles as he hits the top, and he falls back down onto the mat. Reb turns around and is met with a kick to the gut by "Sarah Twilight," followed by the Twilight Zone!

Zach Davis: THERE IT IS!

Logan falls on top of Reb, hooking the leg.

One!

Two!

Three!

Shannan Lerch: Whoa!

Zach Davis: "Sarah Twilight" manages to pick up another win!

Logan stands up, holding his side as the ref raises his arm in the air.

Shannan Lerch: Two impressive victories by Logan in a row. I know he's not in his right mind, but that body has won THREE Wars in the past. And he's on a bit of a roll now, too.

Zach Davis: You're right. If I'm the rest of the WCF roster... my eyes are on this manwoman.

Shannan Lerch: As for Reb, I just hope this match didn't ruin the future or something.

Reb heads to the back. Now that the match is over, Seth begins walking to the ring. "Twilight" leaves the ring as well and heads to the back. As he and Seth cross each other, they make eye contact. "Twilight" raises an eyebrow, as if inviting Seth to start something. Seth simply shakes his head in disappointment at what his friend has become as we go to commercial.

World Title Contendership Announcement

Following the conclusion of Reb versus Logan, Seth is in the ring.

Zach Davis: Time to find out who is going to face Jonny Fly at War.

Shannan Lerch: It's quite an honor to win the War match itself, but there's nothing like being the World Champion to begin with!

Seth takes a mic from Kyle Steel.

Seth Lerch: As you all know, I'm here to announce the World Title match that will be the semi main event at the eleventh annual War PPV extravaganza. It's no secret that War is one of my favorite times of the year, and this year's match is looking to be possibly the best ever.

Cheers from the crowd.

Seth Lerch: In my opinion the roster is as strong as it has ever been since 2007... hell, maybe even stronger. One year ago, Odin Balfore was the favorite to win the match, after I made the mistake of stripping him of the belt. Now, honestly, there isn't ANY favorite to win, and that is what makes the match so exciting. It could be anybody.

More cheering. A few different groups of fans try to start chants for their favorite wrestlers, but there are too many chants trying to start at once! There is even an Al Envy chant; but it was probably started by Al Envy himself, or maybe his mother.

Seth Lerch: ...Anybody, that is, except the reigning World Champion. Right now, that is Jonny Fly. I had a few decisions I could make about who should face him. Should I do a contendership match? Should I pick someone who has impressed me lately? But the more I thought about what War represents, the clearer my decision became.

The crowd is buzzing.

Seth Lerch: Last year, War represented a new beginning; it was my return to the company. Many times, War has represented a new beginning as WCF was reopening. Now, War represents a transition. Because One is coming up, and the winner of the War match will get a Title shot at the biggest show of WCF's year in December. We're transitioning from the past several months to the future.

People aren't sure what Seth is getting at.

Seth Lerch: Jonny Fly is establishing himself as one of the top competitors in WCF history, as even I have to admit. He's even been compared to Torture.

BOOING!

Seth Lerch: The difference? Torture went undefeated for an extremely long amount of time. Jonny Fly has not. And, to me, Jonny Fly has one more test, one more thing he must prove. If he really IS better than Waylon Cash and FPV.

The crowd is buzzing again, most people can tell what Seth is getting at.

Seth Lerch: I was as shocked as anyone when FPV got the Title away from Fly to begin with, and I was shocked when Waylon Cash won it as well. Fly was able to make it through the Ultimate Showdown match with the belt around his waist, not an easy feat. But does it really show that he's better than these two men? I think not. So, at War, Jonny Fly will attempt to prove he really IS the undisputed World Champion; he will face the only other two active competitors in the last seven months to hold the Title besides him!

Cheers!

Zach Davis: It's official! FPV versus Waylon Cash versus Jonny Fly for the World Title at War!

Shannan Lerch: What a match.

Seth Lerch: The last three months finally come to a head in this battle to determine which of these three really IS the better man. Of course, the two men that LOSE this match will still qualify to enter War. And-

Seth never gets to finish his sentence as the lights in the arena go completely dark. The video screen comes to life with images once again. The aftermath of destruction, a charred and burnt village sits silently--desolate. The cold winds of death wisp through the air. We scan the area, carefully noticing the embers that remain. The small plumes of smoke that linger in the air. It is now dawn, and sunlight peeks over the horizon, casting its rays upon the devastated land. Despite the lack of lighting in the arena, we can hear Seth begin to protest the interruption.

Seth Lerch: What the hell is going on here? I am in the middle of an important announcement. My production crew had better fix this--NOW! Or so help me I will-

"The night has been long and cold, but will soon replaced by the shimmering light of morning's arrival."

A powerful voice overtakes the arena as it narrates what we are seeing upon the screen. Seth is again cut off and is none too happy about it. The images on the screen change to show a thriving field. Endless varieties of flowers and vegetation grow undisturbed.

"For the light shall forever shine where darkness had once ruled."

Zach Davis: Seth being interrupted here by yet another one of these mysterious messages we've been seeing each week. This despite the fact that Seth texted you last week that he would put an end to it all.

Shannan Lerch: I don't even know what is going on anymore. Seth made sure, he had all of our video production equipment re-encrypted. I don't know how this is even happening!

The pleasant images soon cease and are replaced by various photos. Again, the familiar faces of WCF begin to display on the screen, one by one. Eric Price, Stuart Slane, Johnny Stylez, Ophelia Pain, Oblivion, Nathan von Liebert, Synn and a host of others. Each photograph begins to burn into ash as the words CONSEQUENCE and PUNISHMENT flash across the screen.

"The stained shall bury their faces from it. For they know that their deeds shall be punished."

Again the screen fades out to a ticking clock. Its hands slowly moving as if counting down the days. Suddenly, pitch black for a moment. Finally the lights in the arena return to normal. Seth is standing in the ring looking furious.

Zach Davis: This is obviously a message to the WCF roster. I have no idea what to expect. But I know if I was one of the guys backstage, I'd be wondering just when this person--or entity is going to make good on these eerie messages.

Shannan Lerch: Every week we get a little piece of something. But what? This doesn't make any sense to me. Consequence for what?

Zach Davis: I don't know Shannan. But I get the feeling we're going to find out sometime soon.

Seth storms out from the ring towards the back--presumably heading for the production truck. He never finishes his announcement.

Nathan von Liebert/Famine of the Vile vs Jonny Fly/Sado

Zach Davis: Well, Shannan, its Main Event time!

Shannan Lerch: That’s right! We have Church of the Dark Saints members Nathan von Liebert and Famine of the Vile up against the unlikely team of Jonny Fly and Sado!

Zach Davis: This is the first time we’re going to have seen Nathan von Liebert in the ring in quite a while.

Shannan Lerch: Here he comes right now!

The camera pans to the titantron, where an oak door comes into view. A thump is heard, and the door shakes on its hinges. Several more thumps occur, until the blade of an ax busts through the door. Smoke begins to form on the stage, as a dark figure steps out. Suddenly a woman voice yells out from the speaker.

"No, go away!

Leave me alone!"

Smoke billows down the aisle as the man walks down it to the ring, his identity shrouded in the smog. Meanwhile, on the titantron, the ax makes a large hole in the wood, and a hand reaches in for the door knob, the fingernails painted black. Again the frightened voice rings out as the mystery man slides into the ring.

"Don't you come in here!

I don't want you here.!"

The mystery man watches the titantron now, as the door opens, and the same man standing in the ring, steps into the house. A lightning bolt cracks behind him, equal in volume to the string of fireworks that fire up on the ramp. The man on the titantron rubs his thumb on the door, leaving a bloody smear on the polished oak. He lifts the ax with both hands, as the voice pleads.

"No, No, No, NO!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The scream is cut off as the man swings the ax. Blood appears to splatter across the tron, and then the name "Nathan von Liebert" is written with a finger painted black. Nathan, who is in the ring, falls on his knees, never taking his eyes off the 'tron until it goes black. He then scans the members of the crowd that he could without contorting his torso, as he’s announced.

Zach Davis: There is NvL, back and ready to go to war for Oblivion against perennial thorns in the Church’s side, Jonny Fly and Sado.

“The End of Heartache” by Killswitch Engage begins to play as the lights in the arena begin to strobe. The entrance ramp fills with smoke as Famine makes his way out from the back. He walks forward and stops for a moment before continuing to walk down to the ring as the music continues to play. The crowd boos in unison as the Demon King continues to walk until he gets to the steel steps. He walks up and enters the ring over the top rope. Once inside he looks around at the crowd who is still booing as the music dies down. NvL walks over and fist bumps Famine as they turn their attention to the stage to await their opponents.

Shannan Lerch: This is going to be one tough team to beat, but you know that Sado is going to be motivated and Fly is the World Champion…and my…

Zach Davis: Don’t even say it Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: You’re no fun, Zach.

"In your position, SET!!!"

“Beginner by AKB48” hits the arena and BOOOOMMMM!!!! Pyro explodes.

Kyle Steel: introducing from Akihabara, Japan. "Sado" Mariko Shinoda!

Sado comes to the ring with her kendama. She walks passionately in the ramp. and she goes to the ring, remove her furry coat and keep that with her kendama in the announcer table and she's ready to fight!

Zach Davis: There’s Sado, looking good!

Shannan Lerch: Really? I’m pretty sure I’m hotter.

The lights in the arena fade out. After a few suspense filled seconds the words ‘The Dynasty’ appear in bold italic lettering on the jumbotron as the beginning of “Requiem for a Tower” begins to play. A single spotlight turns on and illuminates the silhouette of a man standing on the stage. As the song hits the 50 second mark and the music picks up the lights come on revealing Jonny Fly.

Fly stands on the stage with his eyes directly fixed on the ring. The jumbotron changes to the words ‘This is the Era of Jonny Fly.’ The music slows down and a barrage of fireworks begins to go off behind Fly. His eyes remain fixed on his opponent throughout. Slowly and deliberately he begins to make his way toward the ring. The music picks up one last time and Fly stops at the bottom of the ramp with his eyes still directly fixed on the ring. He stops and takes a few moments to exchange a long stare with his opponents before finally sliding into the ring.

Zach Davis: Wrestlers don’t get much more dominant than Fly has been in his time with the WCF. Any team with him is going to be formidable.

Shannan Lerch: Looks like we’re about ready to begin!

Ding, Ding, Ding

Zach Davis: Looks like Famine of the Vile is starting this one off.

Shannan Lerch: Watch out Jonny!

In the ring, Famine runs at Fly, but Fly ducks an attack attempt from Famine and goes right to ropes, bouncing off with an attempt at an arm drag. Famine doesn’t budge, much to Fly’s surprise. Jonny tries again, only to be caught this time; Famine lifts him up high, and… slams him right down to the mat with a spinebuster.

Shannan Lerch: Whoa. Fly isn’t used to being manhandled like that unless I’m around…..

Famine reaches down and lifts Fly to his feet. Jonny tries to pull away, but Famine grips him tight. He sends Jonny to the ropes with an Irish whip and then destroys him with a spear as he bounces back.

Zach Davis: The larger Famine of the Vile is enforcing his will right now on the WCF World Champion.

Famine goes to pick Fly up again. Fly scrambles out of his reach and gets to his feet, looking a little dazed. He shakes it off and climbs the turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: This is where Jonny Fly is most dangerous, Zach. He’s big enough and strong enough to battle with anyone on the canvas, but he does most of his damage in the air.

Fly quickly jumps off the turnbuckle looking for a flying neckbreaker, but Famine catches him by the throat in midair, and just holds him there. Fly wraps both hands around Famine’s massive wrist, trying desperately to pry those huge fingers off his neck. Fly manages to get free, but as soon as he gets his feet under him on the mat Famine again destroys him with a big boot to the face.

Zach Davis: That’s gotta be one of the biggest boots I’ve ever seen….and to Jonny Fly no less!

Fly is motionless on the canvas after soaking up another showcase of Famine of the Vile’s power. Seeing Fly unmoving, Famine decides to go for a cover.

Shannan Lerch: …any chance Fly is out cold and this one is over….?

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Zach Davis: LOOK AT SADO!!

Sado has climbed the turnbuckle closest to her and dives off the top splashing down on Famine and breaking up the count just in time.

Shannan Lerch: I think she might have just saved this match!

Famine quickly gets to his feet and turns toward Sado; but before he can do anything, the referee steps in between them and waves Famine back while he points yelling at Sado to return to her corner. Famine turns his attention back to Fly and simply begins raining down punches on him. Famine stops after several strikes and grabs Fly by the head and violently brings him to his feet. Famine pushes Fly into his corner where Nathan von Liebert is waiting, and smirking.

Zach Davis: I thought things were looking bad for Jonny before, but this is just getting worse. NvL and Famine have him trapped in the corner and are beating the hell out of him!

NvL wraps Jonny’s arms up in the ropes and gets in one last shot before reaching out and slapping Famine’s hand to enter the match. NvL grabs Fly by the hair and forces him to look up at him.

NvL: Did you miss me, Jonny?

Shannan Lerch: ….I didn’t miss him.

Nathan starts stomping on Fly as he’s slumped in the corner with the ref right beside him, counting. NvL doesn’t stop until the referee is almost at five and threatening to disqualify him. Only then does he back off, raising his arms and featuring an innocent expression on his face. Nathan then goes back to the offensive, and charges at Fly in the corner looking for an elbow smash. Miraculously, Jonny Fly manages to slip his arms free of the ropes and quickly drops to the mat. Nathan runs into the turnbuckle and his partner, Famine of the Vile, causing Famine to spill off the apron to the outside!

Shannan Lerch: Fly dodged a big-time bullet right there. He’s got to build off this and get some momentum.

Zach Davis: Or at the least get a tag in to his partner, Sado.

Slowly, Jonny Fly pulls himself to a standing position, using the ropes for support. Fly reaches down and brings NvL up to his feet. NvL reaches out and jabs Fly with a punch to the ribs. Fly doesn’t flinch and returns fire with a punch of his own, knocking NvL backward a few steps. Fly then takes him down to the mat with a drop-kick before hopping to the top of the turnbuckle and leaping off connecting with a suicide dive!

Shannan Lerch: CLASSIC JONNY FLY!

Zach Davis: The crowd is on their feet right now after the burst of offense from the World Champion.

Fly spins back to his feet and looks down at NvL, smirking. He looks out at the crowd and nods his head in approval at their cheers. With that, he walks over to his corner and tags in Sado.

Shannan Lerch: Sado is in!

Zach Davis: Finally! Get the hot chick in here!

Sado doesn’t waste any time, nailing NvL with a hard right… and another… and another. Finally NvL is able to block one and swings back with a right hand of his own. However, Sado ducks the attempt and Sado follows up with a Russian leg sweep before locking in a sleeper hold on the mat.

Zach Davis: Sado trying for the sleeper hold here but…

NvL quickly throws and elbow and easily powers out of the hold. Both competitors get back to their feet. Sado isn’t finished with NvL yet, though. She hits him with several boxing jabs and then puts all her weight into a clothesline that takes Nathan down to the mat.

Shannan Lerch: Sado is severely undersized, but she’s making up for it right now with heart.

Sado reaches down and helps NvL up to his feet. She pushes him into the corner and runs after him splashing her body into his, forcing his back against the turnbuckle. Nathan shrugs off the pain and violently pushes Sado off of him. Nathan emerges from the corner but is caught with a superkick under the throat.

Zach Davis: Sado going for the cover!

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NATHAN VON LIEBERT KICKS OUT!

Shannan Lerch: ….and just in time, too.

Sado gets up to her feet and grabs NvL, bringing him up to. Sado hooks NvL and goes to hit him with a suplex, but the former longtime Television Champion blocks it, escapes the hold, and then smashes his forearm into Sado, taking her to the mat. Sado quickly gets back to her feet and runs at NvL, but runs straight into an eye gouge and then a headlock takedown.

Zach Davis: It appears as if the tides are turning in this match, Shannan.

NvL stalks Sado from the corner as she slowly rises back to her feet once again. Just as Sado gets up NvL strikes with a swinging neckbreaker, followed by a diving elbow drop off the top rope. With Sado lying on the ground NvL sets his boot onto her neck and applies ‘The Choker’ to her.

Shannan Lerch: This is a brutal move for any man to have to endure…but a woman? Sheesh.

Zach Davis: Sado has found a way to soak up a lot of punishment in her WCF matches; I think she’ll be alright. Still, she could use a tag right now.

After several seconds the referee forces NvL off of Sado. In response, he drops down and attempts a cover.

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Shannan Lerch: NOPE! Sado kicks out.

Satisfied with his work, NvL walks over to the corner and tags in Famine of the Vile.

Zach Davis: Last time Famine was in this match he was able to manhandle Jonny Fly. I think things just took a turn for the worse for Sado.

Still holding her neck, Sado rises to her feet. She exchanges a stare with Famine before the vile one lunges at her, trying for a clothesline, but Sado ducks it. She bounces herself off the far ropes and comes back with a cross body block that takes Famine to the ground. Famine shrugs off the blow, and gets to his feet. Sado meets him with…

Shannan Lerch: Blue Rose! Famine is down!

Zach Davis: I have no clue how she’s able to get so much behind that kick to knock down a man as big as Famine of the Vile.

Sado quickly scampers over to her corner and tags in Jonny Fly.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes the champ!

Upon seeing Fly enter the ring, Famine quickly gets up to his feet. The two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Famine uses his strength to get the advantage with a side headlock and wears Fly down to a knee. Fly sends an elbow to Famine’s midsection, but to no avail, as Famine locks in the hold tighter. Fly goes for another elbow, then another, then another, finally freeing himself from Famine of the Vile’s grasp. Fly sends an uppercut to Famine, forcing him to fall backwards. Before he can fall Fly grabs him, sends a knee to his midsection, and then plants him with a DDT.

Zach Davis: Fly is going to the ropes!

Shannan Lerch: You know what that means!

Fly positions himself on the top of the turnbuckle and flies off looking for The Fly Swatter…

Shannan Lerch: Famine moved out of the way!

Famine gets back to his feet as Fly tries to regain his bearings. Both men run at each other with same idea…

Zach Davis: Double clothesline! Both men are down!

Fly and Famine lay motionless on the canvas for a few seconds. Famine of the Vile begins stirring first, heading to his corner to tag in Nathan von Liebert. Fly begins moving shortly thereafter and begins moving toward his corner to tag in Sado. Famine makes the tag to NvL, who rushes into the ring and grabs Fly by the leg trying to pull him away from his corner. Fly sends a kick to NvL’s forehead stunning him momentarily and allowing Fly to make the tag.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Sado back into the match! She’s going straight for NvL!

Sado runs toward NvL and attempts to hit him with a few boxing strikes, but NvL is ready for them and grabs her hand out of the air and then plants her with a double underhook suplex. With Sado on the ground NvL continues his attack with a series of boots to her midsection, following by a leg drop. NvL picks up Sado on last time, sets her up for a reverse suplex and then executes ‘The Straight Jacket Drop!’

Zach Davis: STRAIGHT JACKET DROP!

Nathan von Liebert drops down and hooks the leg for the cover.

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Shannan Lerch: FLY IS IN THE RING!

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Famine of the Vile quickly gets into the ring and attempts to cut Fly off as he goes for Nathan. Fly grabs NvL and pushes him off Sado, and just as he does he’s destroyed by a forearm smash from Famine of the Vile.

Zach Davis: If that would have happened just a fraction of a second sooner, this match would be over!

NvL rises back to his feet and sees Fly trying to shake off the blow and get back up. NvL and Famine exchange a glance toward one another and smirk. They begin stalking Fly as he gets up. Fly motions for the two of them to turn around where Sado has risen and is running toward Famine with as much momentum as she can get and delivers the ‘Tears of a Yankee’ knockout punch. Famine drops to the ground. NvL begins to move toward Sado, but is cut off by Fly. Fly pushes NvL away from Sado and then spins his body three-hundred and sixty degrees and lands the ‘Discus Fly’ on NvL!

Shannan Lerch: DISCUS FLY!

Fly quickly hops back to the top rope and shoots himself off nailing the nearby Famine of the Vile with ‘The Fly Swatter!’

Shannan Lerch: THE FLY SWATTER! YES!

Fly rolls off of Famine and Sado quickly scurries over and hooks the leg for the pin.

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Zach Davis: There you have it; the unlikely team of Jonny Fly and Sado has pulled out a win against Nathan von Liebert and Famine of the Vile!

Shannan Lerch: An impressive performance by them, no doubt about it, but this was a hard fought match the entire time.

Sado is ecstatic as she gets her arm raised, and Fly takes his World Title as he gets his raised as well.

Zach Davis: Well, Fly has until War, when he faces both Waylon Cash and Frank Venable.

Shannan Lerch: And Sado has a few short weeks until her date with Oblivion! Not a real date, you know what I mean.

Fly and Sado leave the ring as Nathan and Famine attempt to regroup.

Zach Davis: A great many WCF stars are headed to the GEW Shoot to Thrill show, so I hope you fans will check that out.

Shannan Lerch: I have a feeling it's going to be madness.

The copyright info appears and Slam fades to black.

Table of Contents

Slam Intro

Thunder Man/Lightning Lloyd vs Kief/Ryan Pugh

Adam Young vs Cesar Romero vs Kip Epps

Tag Team Titles Match: Bishop/Priest vs Synn/Doc Henry

Hank Lane Segment

Hardcore Title Contendership Match: Johnny Stylez vs Shane Knight vs Michael Santiago vs Joel Hall

Oblivion/Zombie McMorris/Andrew Warhawk vs Tek/Steeltoe Joe/Hank Lane

Television Title Match: Kale Windsor vs Eric Price

Ophelia Pain/Tommy Kain vs Steve Orbit/Stuart Slane

People's Title Match: Waylon Cash vs FPV

Johnny Reb vs "Sarah Twilight"

World Title Contendership Announcement

Nathan von Liebert/Famine of the Vile vs Jonny Fly/Sado

 

Of The Week

Wrestler:
Orbit/Slane
Match:
Reb vs "Twilight"
Roleplay:

 

Champions

World:
Jonny Fly
Hardcore:
Roy Speede
Television:
Eric Price
United States:
Steve Orbit
Peoples:
FPV
Internet:
Stuart Slane
Tag Team:
Synn/Henry