Drunk and Crazy by Mogwai hits and Slam is on the air! We go to Zach and Shannan.
Zach Davis: This is the LAST STOP before the eleventh annual WAR event! We have quite a show tonight.
Shannan Lerch: Big main event. Six of the frontrunners in the War match are in tag action, as FPV joins Steve Orbit and Johnny Reb to battle Oblivion and Nathan von Liebert from the Church of Dark Saints, and Eric Price.
Zach Davis: Church of Dark Saints and Eric Price? Now that's an unholy alliance if ever there was one.
Shannan Lerch: Price's TV Title is on the line, too. If he gets pinned, we could have a new TV Champ here tonight.
Zach Davis: FPV is one week away from another chance at the World Championship, too. And he's already the People's Champ. He could hold three single belts at once if he's succesful in his next few matches!
Shannan Lerch: We've also got a Mask vs Hair match, as Tek fights Waylon Cash.
Zach Davis: We've seen Tek apparently communicating with his mask, as if it is talking to him... and Waylon is trying to help him. However, Tek has adopted Blake Updegraff IV as his manager.
Shannan Lerch: A man who seems dedicated to making Waylon Cash's life hell.
Zach Davis: Which lead to Waylon putting his hair on the line, of course.
Shannan Lerch: We've got Odin Balfore up against Joel Hall. Odin is another favorite to win the War match, though if Hall could pull an upset here, that'd put him in the running as well.
Zach Davis: We're finally seeing Roy Speede put his Hardcore Title on the line!, as Johnny Stylez gets his opportunity at the Hardcore Title.
Shannan Lerch: I'm not a Johnny Stylez fan, mostly because Seth doesn't like him much. I hope he loses.
Zach Davis: Since Speede and FPV formed Genesis, we haven't seen much of him... this is a must win match for Speede, in my estimation, especially after he went toe to toe with Jonny Fly at Ultimate Showdown over a month ago.
Shannan Lerch: Sado has her last challenge before fighting Oblivion at War, as she faces Andrew Warhawk. We saw Sado team with Kira Sakazaki at GEW's Shoot to Thrill show, but Sakazaki hasn't been in a WCF ring for quite some time now, as Sado continues on her quest.
Zach Davis: Steeltoe Joe and Tommy Kain are going one on one tonight! Both are former Title holders and dark horse contenders for the War match, making this bout quite interesting.
Shannan Lerch: Church of Dark Saints member Famine of the Vile is in a Triple Threat match with the Airman, Kip Epps, and the Rising Star, Kale Windsor. Famine has also had his brush with World Title opportunities, and this match could put him on the "possible War winners" map.
Zach Davis: HUGE Tag Team Title match! This is a Gauntlet Match, with quite a few teams. The 8th Wonder, Kief and Pugh, Bishop and Priest, Knight and Santiago, and Synn and Henry, the Champs.
Shannan Lerch: We don't know what order they'll enter the match, so this is anyone's game.
Zach Davis: And in our opener, Cesar Romero, Chris Guy, Diablo, Jimmy, and Axl Crockett all battle it out. One man will walk out with a victory.
Shannan Lerch: Wait, no, he won't. I just heard this match was cancelled. Huh.
Seth appears on the jumbotron. Crowd boos. Naturally.
Seth Lerch: Great job, Misfits. Great job. I'm here to announce that the Scoutmaster has been severely injured after the attack at GEW Shoot to Thrill.
The crowd actually cheers. Bloodthirsty animals. Seth continues.
Seth Lerch: Johnny Stylez, I am holding you PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE for leading the attack. Not only you, but Polar Phantasm as well! I'm issuing a challenge right now: next week, the two men that eliminate Johnny Stylez and Polar Phantasm from War will get a shot at the now vacant Internet Title!
Mixed reaction from the crowd there.
Seth Lerch: That is, if Roy Speede doesn't tear you apart tonight, Stylez. Good luck.
Zach Davis: What an announcement!
Shannan Lerch: Seth just put a hit out on Johnny Stylez and the Phantasm! Whoever eliminates them gets a Title shot!
Zach Davis: What if one of them wins?
Shannan Lerch: Uh... I guess Seth'll cross that bridge when he gets to it.
Seth leans back in his chair, taking it easy.
Seth Lerch: AND THAT'S NOT ALL! Guess who isn't here tonight? Your World Champion, Jonny Fly.
Booing from the crowd, again!
Seth Lerch: That's right! You see, I've been working on putting together QUITE the surprise for Jonny Fly and for all of you wonderful fans. And Fly is most likely dealing with the beginnings of that surprise right now.
The crowd murmurs, not sure what Seth may be talking about.
Seth Lerch: Fly, you're about to find out that you made the biggest mistake of your life when you sent me to jail. An eye for an eye, Jonny Fly. An eye for an eye.
With that, the jumbotran goes to black.
Zach Davis: The show before one of our biggest PPVs of the year.... and our World Champion isn't on the show!?
Shannan Lerch: And even I don't know what surprise Seth supposedly has in store.. what could he be talking about?
Zach Davis: I guess we'll find out next week.
As we come back from commercial, the 8th Wonder are already in the ring, as well as Kief and Ryan Pugh.
Zach Davis: Gauntlet match for the Tag Team Titles! Here we go!
Kief and Pugh run at Staylor and Jayson. The two 8th Wonder members quickly sidestep out of the way, causing Pugh and Kief to crash into the ropes. They bounce backwards and Staylor and Jayson roll Pugh and Kief up with schoolboy pins.
Shannan Lerch: WHAT!
The bell rings, and the Misfits team has been eliminated... by the 8th Wonder!
Zach Davis: They're on a winning streak!
Staylor and Jayson stand up and jump up and down with joy as Pugh and Kief roll out of the ring. Next up, Knight and Santiago slide into the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Former members of the Perfect Alliance!
Running on momentum and with a newfound confidence, Staylor and Jayson each snap off a Superkick! Staylor hits Knight as Jayson hits Santiago!
Zach Davis: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! TWO COOL SHOTS!
Shannan Lerch: Aaron Miles must be so proud!
The 8th Wonder members team the former Perfect Alliance members!
Zach Davis: Another set of double pins! The 8th Wonder is on fire!
Next up, Bishop and Priest hit the ring. Priest swings his wife, his big piece of wood, at Staylor. He hits him with it.
Shannan Lerch: Ouch! Looks like the 8th Wonder's luck just ran out.
...but this isn't a No DQ match. The ref calls for the bell.
Zach Davis: Bishop and Priest have been eliminated! They got themselves disqualified!
Shannan Lerch: The 8th Wonder have just made it past THREE teams!
Angry, Bishop grabs Jayson and lifts him up for a Chokeslam before Bishop and Priest leave the ring. Next Doc Henry comes out.
Zach Davis: Where is Synn?
Synn comes out from the entryway instead of through the fans like normal. He's bandaged up. Taped ribs, and has a cast on his right arm.
Shannan Lerch: Is he going to compete like this?!
Synn slides into the ring and nods at Doc, signalling that he's ready to go. The 8th Wonder members are struggling to their feet after Bishop and Priest's attack. Henry almost looks like he feels sorry for them as he grabs Jayson and hits the Gambler's Hand! Meanwhile, Synn grabs Staylor and locks him in the TSN!
Zach Davis: Tap, Snap or Nap!
Staylor decides to tap.
Shannan Lerch: The Champions retain their belts!
Zach Davis: A tag team that is more interesting every week...
Synn and Henry are handed their Tag Team Titles as we go to commercial.
Five fans jump the rails carrying signs that read "99% of WCF hate RRC". They walk around the ringside area showing the signs to the fans and the cameras. WCF security come down and try to take the signs and then the arena lights fade out. "Southern Renegade" by Moccasin Creek and the security staff let the signs go as they look towards the entranceway. Serenity steps out decked in the new pink camo "RRC" t-shirt. She is just standing there laughing and then she points behind the security staff where Villain and Moondawg are standing who came from the crowd. They start laying a beaten on the security staff. They roll security staff member Larry into the ring as Moondawg places a table in the ring. Villain is slapping Larry in the face in the corner as Moondawg sets the table up. Serenity and Boom Boom walk towards the ring as Villain and Moondawg nail the Tramp Stamp on Larry. Boom Boom helps Serenity into the ring then he steps over the top rope.
Adam Young: Last week I called out Waylon Cash over every media outlet and he bitched out like the bitch he is, now this week we are putting WCF and the tag division on notice that we want my World tag team titles back. Those straps have been away from daddy for far too long. To show you how serious we are we held a poll on our facebook page as well as at WCF's face book page and found out 99% of WCF is scared we will win those titles and never let them go. Boom Boom make our point.
Boom Boom picks Larry up and nails a Boom Boom Bomb threw the table.
Corey Moon: Things just got real, real quick.
"Screw you where from Texas" by Ray Wylie Hubbard starts playing as Southern Justice raise up the Gig'em sign and exit threw the WCF fans.
As we come back from commercial, Famine, Epps and Windsor are all in the ring.
Zach Davis: Well here we go-
Famine explodes out from his corner, running at Windsor and Clotheslining him out of the ring. Epps runs at Famine and attacks him from behind, but Famine elbows him several times, breaking free. Famine throws Epps to the ropes and then hits him with a Spinebuster as he comes back.
Shannan Lerch: What strength!
Kale Windsor gets back in the ring, only to be met with a Spear from Famine. Windsor hits the mat hard. Famine turns back to Epps, who is just getting to his feet, runs at him and hits a huge Clothesline From Hell!
Zach Davis: OOF!
And lastly, Famine pulls Epps up and hits his Hellseeker finisher! Famine drops and pins Epps decisively.
Shannan Lerch: Well that was fast.
Zach Davis: Famine of the Vile wins in dominating fashion here tonight.
Famine stands, grinning as he gets his arm raised.
Shannan Lerch: We may have just seen another possible War winner tonight, Zach.
Bar room hero by The Dropkick Murphys begins playing on the Jumbo-Tron as Tommy Kain steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way down to the ring with a signature dance move, maybe some running man or a little cha cha slide. He looks out to the crowd and sings the chorus of Bar Room Hero with the crowd. Becoming even more excited when he hears OY OY OY as the fans go wild. He jumps over the top rope into the ring and does an awesome slide step over to his corner to wait for his opponent.
The Arena Goes Dark, and then all simultaneously “Barton Hollow” By The Civil Wars begins to play through the audio systems. The Entrance Gate area and Stage begin to flicker with White lights and neon blue flashes mixed in the flickers. Fog fills the gate area as Steeltoe Joe comes walking out of the midst of the Fog. Joe Stands on stage and plays to the crowds who are cheering for him. Joe then walks down the ramp and gets to the ring steps where he stops, does a Catholic Crucifix motion and then walks up the steps and into the ring. He climbs up two turnbuckles and does the same crucifix motion and raises his arms and points towards Heaven.
As the bell rings Kain takes an early advantage with an armbar lock behind the back STJ brings his elbow back and hits Kain in the jaw. Kain whips STJ into the rioes STJ jumps off of the ropes and connects with a Flap Jack. Kain goes down as STJ climbs to the middle turnbuckle. STJ jumps off and hits Kain with a Leg Drop and hooks the leg.
No, Kain is able to kick out.
STJ bends over to pick up Kain and is hit from out of nowhere with a DDT from Kain. Kain picks up STJ slams him down hard onto the mat. Kain climbs to the top rope and jumps off, Hitting STJ with a shooting star. Kain hooks the leg as 'Orion' by Metallica begins playing on the Jumbo-Tron. The ref moves in for the count.
No, Diablo shows up at ringside without the ref noticing and puts STJ's foot on the ropes. The referee sees the foot and stops his count. Kain, Frustrated, Picks up STJ and hits him with a Double Underhook Piledriver!
Zach Davis: TommyDriver!
Tommy goes for the cover. The ref begins to count.
Three, Kain is able to pull one out!
As we come back from commercial, Warhawk and Sado are both in the ring. The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: Sado is one week away from her big match with Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: Big is an understatement. The FUTURE is at stake here.
Warhawk runs at Sado and Clotheslines her down before stomping on her repeatedly. The crowd boos as the Herald of Oblivion kicks at Kira Sakazaki's girlfriend.
Zach Davis: We did see Kira Sakazaki compete at GEW Shoot to Thrill. He and Haruna seemed to be doing much better, at least. But Sado still must defeat Oblivion.
The Crimson Prophet picks Sado up and lifts her for a Death Valley Driver. The much smaller woman, however, shifts her weight and lands behind Warhawk, rolling him up from behind!
Shannan Lerch: WHOA!
Zach Davis: WHAT!
The crowd is on their feet as Sado has just defeated Andrew Warhawk!
Shannan Lerch: I don't believe it!
Sado rolls out of the ring, grinning ear to ear and raising her own arm in the air. Warhawk is up, on his feet, furious. He shoves the ref out of the ring after arguing with him for a few moments.
Zach Davis: I'm sure the Church of Dark Saints wanted to take Sado out before we even got to War, but... that didn't happen tonight!
Shannan Lerch: Can Sado beat the leader of the Church? We'll find out next week at War!
Shannan Lerch: Up next we have a matchup for the WCF Hardcore Championship as Roy Speede takes on Johnny Stylez!
Zach Davis: Many people would say this is Roy Speede's first REAL title defense as champion, this should be good.
Shannan Lerch: We take you now to.....wait is this right?
Zach Davis: What?...oh damn, that sounds fun.
Shannan Lerch: Alright folks, we take you live to what I have been told is.... Denny's here in Reading where apparently both competitors are standing by to start this match.
Zach Davis: Denny's...I love it! We even have a referee there ready to go!
Our cameras open to the famed Diner which is packed full of patrons, many here to witness the hardcore match, but others just enjoying a local Denny's all day breakfast, unaware of the impending war about to take place. A WCF referee stands in the center of the diner, between Roy Speede and Stylez, and he holds up the hardcore Title. Ophelia Pain is there is the crowd of patrons as well, not far from Johnny Stylez.
Zach Davis: And this match starts....NOW!
Stylez wastes no time as he grabs one of the counter stools and throws it in Roy Speede's direction, knocking down the current champ. The patrons all back off now as Stylez begins stomping away at Roy Speede, and goes for a quick cover. Ref for the count.
Roy Speede kicks out after only one.
Shannan Lerch: I can't believe we are having a match inside of a Denny's!
Zach Davis: This is GREAT! I love hardcore matches!
Stylez grabs Roy Speede by the hair and pulls him up, but Roy Speede is quick to shove him off, and Stylez flies back into the counter. Speede stays on him and grabs him by the head. SLAMMING his face into the cash register. The drawer opens up KA-CHING! As Stylez's head bounces off of it.
Zach Davis: AHAHAHAHAHA! This is classic!
Shannan Lerch: This is barbaric!
Stylez falls back dazed, he tries to collect himself, and starts to get back to his feet, But Speede clobbers him in the head with a napkin dispenser which sends Stylez back down to the floor hard. Roy Speede goes for a cover now.
Zach Davis: And Stylez gets a shoulder up!
Shannan Lerch: Close call there!
Speede picks Stylez back up and launches him over the counter. he starts following after him when Ophelia Pain jumps on his back. Roy Speede is pissed as he tries to get the Misfit off of him.
Shannan Lerch: How surprising, this becomes a two on one!
Zach Davis: Hey, Ophelia is there for moral support, she can do what she needs to help Stylez, there are no rules in a hardcore match Shannan!
Roy finally gets a hold of Ophelia and flings her over the top of her shoulders HARD, sending her down to the floor. he goes back for the counter and Stylez, who is already back up now and he has a bottle of MUSTARD and KETCHUP! And he squirts the contents into Speede's eyes!
Shannan Lerch: He's blinded him!
Zach Davis: (laughing) Oooh..ohh ohhh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Roy staggers around, trying to rub the condiments out of his eyes as Stylez throws plates and cups at him. Some of them hitting the hardcore champion, dazing him even more. Stylez now reaches down behind the counter for something and he moves around from the counter to hit Speede with a FRYING PAN!. He WALLOPS Roy over the head with it, sending the hardcore champion down HARD!
Zach Davis: HAHAHAHAHA! He just SCRAMBLED ROY'S EGGS Shannan!
Stylez goes for the cover, Ref gets into position.
Shannan Lerch: NO! Speede kicked out just in time!
Zach Davis: That was three!
Shannan Lerch: No it wasn't it was two!
Stylez is LIVID as he argues with the ref over the count. Speede starts to collect himself and gets to his knees. Stylez sees him and hauls him up, forcing him back against the counter and he raises the frying pan again to finish the job. But Roy uses his feet and pushes Stylez off with all of his might. Stylez is sent flying back into a table where a couple was eating, he lands back first on top of pancakes, orange juice and toast, completely destroying the meal.
Shannan Lerch: And look at that would ya? They got their meal ruined!
Zach Davis: They should have moved! You have to be an idiot not to see there is a fight going on!
Speede goes right after Stylez who jabs the hardcore champion in the side with a fork. Roy stumbles backwards, holding his side as Stylez gets back up from the table. He charges Speede, who quickly grabs a FULL pot of HOT COFFEE from the counter and SMASHES it over Stylez's head! Glass shatters everywhere and Stylez screams in agony as the hot beverage scalds him. He falls to the floor and Speede goes for the cover.
Shannan Lerch: And it's over!
Zach Davis: Hot COFFEE? How is that legal?!
Shannan Lerch: Hardcore match Zach. Either way, that was just brutal. Neither one of them are going to be the same after this one.
Zach Davis: History made as the WCF hardcore title was contested at Denny's of all places!
Kyle Steel: Your winner, and STILL WCF hardcore Champion....ROY SPEEDE!
Zach Davis: As Slam continues, we have what could be a great match coming up.
Shannan Lerch: The Nordic Tank, Odin Balfore takes on "The Iowan Massacre" Joel Hall. Classic powerhouse versus high-flyer match-up.
“ With Oden On Our Side” Hit’s the PA system. The arena grows dark as the fans get to their feet to catch a glimpse of the stage. The fans stand and cheer an once the vocals starts, the arena lights flash back on and there stands Odin Balfore, centre stage. Odin stares down at the ring with a sinister grin as the fans sing along with the chorus.
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist... the battle is.. already won!
The fans pop insanely right after as Odin begins to walk down the ramp at a slow an methodical pace. Once he gets to the foot of the ring, he steps up on it and looks around the arena again before stepping over the ropes..
Crowd: Futile to resist! You know we have come! Futile to resist...
Odin cuts off the fans as he raises his hand in triumph. Odin turns back to the ring as the fans finish their part.
Crowd: The battle is.. already won!
Odin stares down his opponent as he waits for the match to get underway.
Zach Davis: And here's Odin Balfore, no doubt ready for Joel Hall.
Shannan Lerch: Odin and my brother have been seen together quite a bit lately, I wonder what's really going on behind the scenes?
Zach Davis: I'm sure Odin has War on his mind. Winning War would be a good way to cement his WCF comeback, not to mention the World Title shot that comes with it.
The arena goes dark. Suddenly, a voice can be heard.
"This is the year where hope fails you
Pulse of the Maggots by Slipknot is blasted through the arena. The crowd cheers as the intro of the song is played. Pyro is blasted on stage, which causes the lights to come back on. Out from backstage, Joel Hall comes out. He is wearing a black trenchcoat and a random kabuki mask. He looks around the arena.
"I fight for the unconventional
Joel walks down the ramp and looks straight ahead at the ring. He stops and looks back at the stage.
"We, we are the new diabolic
Then, Joel jumps on the canvas and rolls over the ropes, entering the ring. He takes his mask off and throws it into the crowd. He goes onto each turnbuckle and looks at the crowd.
"I won't, be the inconsequential
At the final turnbuckle, after looking at the crowd, he raises his right arm with a devil horns sign. He gets off and takes his trenchcoat off. He does some stretches while he waits for his opponent.
Zach Davis: And of course, the always exciting Joel Hall.
Shannan Lerch: This man can get as hardcore as anyone, and he'll need to pull out all the stops if he's gonna match the power of Odin Balfore and get the win tonight.
DING DING DING
Zach Davis: Here we go! Odin and Joel circling each other.
Hall steps quickly around the ring as Odin stands his ground. Finally Odin takes a big swing and misses, Hall takes advantage and hits a standing dropkick, but Odin barely budges. Hall runs to the ropes, bouncing off and charging towards Odin--
Zach Davis: Odin catches him, QUICK powerslam and a cover!
Hall kicks out after barely a one count. Odin backs off as Hall springs back to his feet. The men circle each other again, each one waiting for the other to strike... Hall throws a kick but Odin bats it away. Another high kick by Hall, batted away by Odin. This time Odin takes the offense and grabs Hall, hitting a duo of European uppercuts, one after the other. Odin backs Hall into the corner.
Shannan Lerch: Odin is using his obvious size and power advantage early on in this match, as we expected.
Zach Davis: Odin hitting Hall with shoulder thrusts in the corner.
Hall looks a little stunned as Odin takes a few steps back. He charges shoudler first...
Zach Davis: Joel Hall gets a both knees up and catches Odin on the jaw!
Odin stumbles back holding his jaw, and Hall stays in the corner, climbing the turnbuckles. Hall flies off the top--
Zach Davis: Headscissors by Joel Hall and Odin Balfore is down!
Hall follows up with a series of stomps and kneedrops to Odin's head and upper body. Odin rolls over onto his stomach to avoid the blows, but Hall moves to his lower body and grabs one of Odin's legs.
Zach Davis: Hall going for some kind of ankle lock--
Shannan Lerch: NO, Odin kicks him off! Hall flew halfway across the ring!
Odin shakes off the attack and gets to a knee, but Hall is already on his feet and running toward the ropes--
Zach Davis: Springboard scissor kick by Joel Hall! Odin is back down on the mat!
Shannan Lerch: Great strategy by the Iowan Massacre here, keeping Odin Balfore on the mat.
Zach Davis: Indeed, that's the only way he's gonna win this thing, keeping Odin grounded.
Hall and Odin are both down, with Hall using the ropes to help himself back up. He takes a breather as Odin also gets back to his feet. With both men back on their feet, Odin charges Hall and catches him with a running clothesline, connecting with huge impact, almost flipping Hall over.
Zach Davis: That's what Joel Hall has got to be afraid of.
Odin follows with a leg drop, and another pin attempt.
Shannan Lerch: Kickout, it looks like Joel Hall's got plenty of fight left.
Zach Davis: Joel Hall has been in some insane, hardcore matches-- it's gonna take more than a leg drop to put him away.
Odin grabs Hall by the hair, lifts him up and whips him into the corner. Odin with a knee to the gut, followed by a strong headbutt, sending Hall back to the mat.
Zach Davis: Not looking good for Joel Hall right now.
Odin once again grabs Hall and whips him to the ropes, this time setting up for a back body drop--
Shannan Lerch: NO, Joel Hall with a high knee right to Odin's face!
Odin doesn't go down, but stays doubled over, and Hall continues with a series of knee strikes to Odin's head. Odin stays on his feet, dazed--
Zach Davis: Joel Hall back in the corner, climbing the turnbuckles... he catches Odin with a missile dropkick!
Shannan Davis: A lot of force behind that one, Hall pins Odin!
Zach Davis: NO, Odin gets a shoulder up!
Odin lays on the mat, holding his head and trying to pull himself together.
Zach Davis: Hall going back to the ropes.
Shannan Lerch: One more high-risk maneuver could finish this match.
Hall climbs to the top turnbuckle and executes a beautiful shooting star press--
Zach Davis: Nobody home! Odin rolls out of the way!
Shannan Lerch: Odin's back on his feet... now he's signaling to the crowd-- it's Ragnarok time.
With Hall laid out, Odin lifts him up off the mat by the neck--
Zach Davis: RAGNAROK indeed! It's over!
DING DING DING
"With Oden On Our Side" plays over the PA.
Zach Davis: Another win for the Maverick Elite tonight!
Shannan Lerch: He's picking up steam, heading into War next week. He's near the top of everyone's list to pick up the win this year.
Zach Davis: A man of his size and power, and dominance... it's a good possibility.
Odin stands in the middle of the ring with his arm raised, as the ref checks on Joel Hall.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is for one fall, and is a hair versus mask match!
Teks' music hits, and the masked wrestler steps out onto the entrance ramp. Right behind him is Blake Updegraff IV. Tek stands on the stage for a moment, before doing a standing backflip. As he lands, large, red pyro goes off on either side of the stage, causing the audience to applaud wildly.
Kyle Steel: Now coming to the ring, -
Blake Updegraff IV raises the mic to his lips, interrupting the ring announcer.
Blake Updegraff IV: If you don't mind, I'll handle this introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, before you, is the greatest thing any of you will ever see. Tek is not just the greatest athlete in this company, he is the picture of what future wrestlers will strive to be. Simply put, Tek is nothing short of absolute excellence!
Tek throws his arms out in front of him, and puts his palms together, showing that his gloves spell out “Tek”. He slaps hands with a few fans, as he makes his way to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, leaving his manager at ringside. Tek hops up on the second rope, and throws his fists in the air. He drops down, and stretches out his arms, and legs, as he waits for his opponent.
Slowly, Tek's music dies down, and is replaced by the opening trumpets of “White Trash Renegade”. Waylon Cash dances out onto the ramp, to a chorus of cheers. He smiles out at the crowd, as Roxxanne Savage appears behind him. Cash spins around, and plants a kiss on his fiance, before stepping toward the ring.
Kyle Steel: Now coming to the ring, being accompanied by Roxxanne Savage, the Hellbilly, Waylon Cash!
Waylon slides under the bottom rope, and jumps to his feet, his eyes set on Tek's. Roxxanne stays outside, and glares across the ring to Updegraff. Waylon steps over to Tek, and extends his hand, as the music dies. Tek stares at the hand, unsure of what to do. Blake shakes his head from outside the ring, and Tek takes this as his cue to kick Waylon in the gut.
Zach Davis: The ref signals for the bell, and we are off!
Shannan Lerch: This is a highly anticipated match-up. The fans have been clamoring for a rematch, and they got it tonight, with Waylon's hair, and Tek's mask on the line.
Waylon doubles over in pain, and Tek delivers a few knees to his jaw. Waylon stumbles backwards, and leans on the ropes. Tek runs at him, and Cash goes for a backdrop over the top, but Tek manages to twist his body, and land smoothly on the apron. Cash swings at his head, but Tek ducks, and brings a foot up, to connect with the side of Waylon's face. Cash reels back, giving Tek enough time to jump up, and springboard off the top rope. Waylon jumps out of the way, and Tek land son his feet again. Cash goes for a surprise, standing enziguri, but Tek ducks it. As Cash lands on his stomach, Tek grabs his leg, and locks him into a quick STF. The crowd respectfully applauds the efforts of both men, as Tek wrenches back on the hold.
Shannan Lerch: Waylon seems to be trying to adjust himself to Tek's fast paced style here.
Zach Davis: What a lot of people here might not know is that Waylon, earlier in his career, was more of a high flyer. He weighed about fifteen pounds less, and moved much quicker than he does now, so this is him going back a bit, and maybe reaching into an older bag of tricks.
Tek grips tightly, putting pressure on Waylon's neck and knee. Cash grasps for the ropes, but can't quite reach them. He forces his body forward a few more inches, and just barely manages to grip the bottom rope. The ref orders Tek to release the hold, and he does. When Tek lets go, Blake starts screaming at him for it.
Zach Davis: Updegraff telling Tek that he had a four count, telling him he should have held on.
Shannan Lerch: Well, he should have.
While Tek is distracted by his manager, Waylon grabs him with a surprise roll up. Tek kicks out at one, and both men run at each other. Tek hits Waylon with a Japanese arm drag, and both men jump up again. They attack again, and this time Waylon hits Tek with a deep arm drag, but Cash holds on, and turns it into an arm bar. Not satisfied with the submission, Waylon delivers a few elbows to Tek's head as well. In desperation, Tek bring up a knee, hitting Waylon right in the chin. Waylon loosens the grip, giving Tek the chance to jump up, and hit him with a stiff kick to the back of the head.
Zach Davis: A hard kick from Tek, sending Waylon to the mat!
Tek stomps on his back a few times, before jumping up, and hitting a front flip leg drop to the back of Waylon's skull. Tek stands up, and goes for another one, but Cash rolls out of the way. Tek hits hard, and grabs his tailbone in pain. Waylon stand sup, and drags Tek to his feet, before hitting him with a quick gutwrench suplex. Cash then jumps onto the second rope, springboards off, and turns 180 degrees. He hits Tek with a leg drop, and follows it up with a pin.
Tek kicks out! Waylon lifts him up, and throws him into the opposite ropes. On the comeback, Waylon hits him with a spinning spinebuster.
Shannan Lerch: Tek hits the mat hard!
Zach Davis: Waylon clearly delivered that one with malicious intentions.
Tek rolls around in pain, as Waylon stands back to his feet. Cash stops on Tek's midsection a few times, before climbing out onto the apron. He then leaps onto the top rope, springboards off of it, and goes for a big splash. Tek moves out of the way at the last second, and Waylon drops, sternum first, onto the mat. As Waylon stays on the ground, trying to get his breath back, Tek stands up, and jumps over to the turnbuckle. He jumps on top, and hits a quick corkscrew moonsault.
Zach Davis: The Float!
Tek hits the move perfectly, but grabs his ribs in pain, and can't go for the pin right away. Blake yells from the outside, but both men are grabbing their midsections. Slowly, they both rise to their feet. Tek is the first to move, bouncing off of the ropes. Before he can get a move off, Waylon kicks him in the gut. Cash then lifts his opponent up into a stalling suplex. Tek shifts his weight, and spins himself so as to go for a hurricarana. Waylon, however, manages to catch him before the move is completed, and reverse it into a hard powerbomb.
Zach Davis: My god! Tek is out cold!
Waylon stays on the ground for a moment, but begins crawling towards the corner. Slowly, he climbs to the top, and steadies himself. Before he can do anything, Blake yells for the referee to pay attention to Roxxy. He turns around, to find her doing nothing. It give Blake just enough time to jump onto the apron, and hit Waylon in the eyes with his pepper spray. Waylon is blinded. He wipes at his eyes, trying to get some fo the burning to abate. This give Tek enough time to recover, and stand to his feet. The smaller man jumps onto the second rope, and uses it to propel himself upward, so he can hit an Ace crusher on Waylon.
Zach Davis: A Dance Floor Shredder off of the top rope! It's over for Waylon!
Kyle Steel: Your winner: Tek!
Tek jumps up, and Blake grabs a pair of clippers from the ringside attendant. Updegraff slides into the ring, and immediately begins shaving off the Hellbilly's hair, as Tek, and Roxxy look on. The manager laughs maniacally, as he cuts the hair of the unconscious wrestler.
Zach Davis: Blake Updegraff IV going nuts here!
Shannan Lerch: Waylon knew the consequences when he signed on to do this match. The ref missed Blake's interference, and now, Waylon has lost his hair.
Blake continues shaving, until there is only one strand of hair left. He then turns to Tek, and hands him the sheers, allowing him to finish Waylon's hair off. Tek does so with glee, rendering Cash completely bald. Tek raises the last lock of the man's hair high above his head, celebrating, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. Blake and Tek share a laugh, before climbing out of the ring, and heading to the back.
Zach Davis: Tek pulle dout the victory tonight, and there is the result.
Waylon slowly comes to, and rises to his knees. He stares down at his golden locks, as they lie on the canvas. The crowd screams for him to turn around, but he doesn't have time to do so before getting nailed in the back of the head with a chair.
Zach Davis: Synn! Synn viciously attacking Waylon Cash!
Synn stands above the Hellbilly, smiling, as he brings the chair up again. He brings it down on Waylon's back, and laughs as the crowd boos loudly. He this Waylon again, but when he brings the chair up this tie, he is stopped by the sound of “Flashlight” by the Parliament Funkadelic playing over the PA. Suddenly, Steve Orbit bursts out from behind the curtain, chair in hand. He sprints down the entrance ramp, and slides under the bottom rope, driving Synn out of the ring. As Synn retreats through the crowd, Roxxy and Orbit drop down onto the mat to check on Waylon.
Zach Davis: Waylon is hurting bad here, but other news, could this be an officially unveiling of WCF's newest tag team?
Shannan Lerch: I guess time will tell on that one Zach.
Slowly, with the help of both people, Waylon is able to stand, and begins the walk back up the ramp toward the locker room.
Zach Davis: Well-
...Until everything goes pitch black. The lights in the arena are again cut off as the video screen comes to life with images.
Shannan Lerch: Uh oh. Here we go again.
Zach Davis: The most disturbing thing about all of this, is that we are no closer to making sense of it all than when it began nearly a month ago.
Like something straight out of a horror movie we are shown a first person view of someone running through the woods. It is very dark and their breath nearly escapes them as they flee in terror. Heartbeats pound away with madness. Swift turns as branches and leaves brush past the view. Wildly, the running continues in almost all directions. We are lost, not sure of where to go. Suddenly, the screen goes black again. A blood curdling scream is heard.
"It was their suffering that fed the desires of the wicked."
"These are days of intimidation, these are days of greed and of malice."
"These days--are no more."
Zach Davis: Someone is definitely sending a message here. The question is, what? And to whom?
Shannan Lerch: More importantly, who exactly is behind all of this?
The screen comes to life once again with the ominous hands of a clock tower spinning rapidly this time, rather than ticking away slowly. The hands of the clock spinning forwards and backwards as it fades in and out on the screen.
"Retribution shall come swiftly."
"The wicked shall be punished."
"Your day will come."
The lights in the arena return to normal, leaving everyone just as confused and stunned as the very first time these messages had appeared.
Zach Davis: I am at a loss here. Every week, these--messages get more creepy and yet we are no closer to knowing anything about them.
Shannan Lerch: Maybe someone should try and figure out what's going on? My brother is certainly not happy about it. I don't know how far his own investigation has gotten though.
Zach Davis: In any case, we definitely have something weird and creepy happening here in WCF. Right now, we have more action to get to!
A shot of the parking lot as a pitch black Navigator pulls into a parking space. Fans cheer, not quite sure who it is, but with a good idea.
Zach Davis: Is someone important supposed to be here?
Shannan Lerch: ...I don't think so...
The drivers side door opens, and out steps The One, The Only, The Future, Jeff Purse. The crowd absolutely erupts.
Zach Davis: ITS JEFF PURSE!!
Shannan Lerch: This may not bode well for Eric Price...
The moment 'The Future' heads for the doors, Eric Prices crack security team is on him. Holding him from entering the arena, barricading the door. After a moment Jeff, with a certain determination on his face, gets back in his truck, letting it stand, waiting.
Shannan Lerch: With a security crew like that, Eric needn't worry.
Zach Davis: He should just take what he has coming.
Zach Davis: Main event time!
The lights turn to a blood red as the crowd stands up on their feet, as "Professional Griefers" hits the P.A and FPV, signature duster and Genesis T-Shirt, comes out the curtains. He plays to excited crowd like the circus ringmaster, fistbumping furiously along with the crowd and the music, and each fistbump triggers an explosion of black pyro from the stage.
Shannan Lerch: Frank Patrick Venable, one week away from possibly the biggest night of his career, if he plays his cards right.
FPV takes the walk down the ramp, slapping fans hands before climbing the steps and on top of the turnbuckles, where he fistbumps one more time, sending one more explosion of pyro throughout the arena. He climbs into the ring and sits in a lotuc position in the corner, waiting for the match to start.
"Flashlight" by Parlaiment Funkadellic plays o ver the PA. The arena goes dark and a pink strobe light flashes throughout the arena. Small pink lights swirl around the crowd and the entire arena and eventually converge into one big pink spotlight as "The Mack" Steve Orbit and Golden Joey appear at the top of the aisle. Steve walks ahead of Golden Joey, talking to fans who mostly cheer him on-- however, he does occasionally offend a girl or two with his sometimes rude, sexual comments. At ringside he begins the process of taking off whatever pimp attire he is wearing that night, whether its a mink coat, designer suit, etc and always hands his gold chains and his hat to Golden Joey. His in-ring attire consists of black spandex shorts with "Pimpin" on the back in pink, and pink boots. He has a body that resembles a model more than a wrestler, he is perfectly chiseled and cut, but he is not huge and muscular like some wrestlers. He continues to flirt with the girls in the crowd as he enters the ring, showing off his body and blowing kisses. The crowd goes bananas when he hits the ring, as OR-BIT chants are heard all over the arena.
Zach Davis: Here is the United States Champion! Orbit really has shot right to the top.
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As the he walks down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down, ready for the match to begin.
Shannan Lerch: Aanndd Johnny Reb. But is this the Reb from our time, or FutuReb?
Zach Davis: I don't even know anymore.
The camera pans to the titantron, where an oak door comes into view. A thump is heard, and the door shakes on its hinges. Several more thumps occur, until the blade of an ax busts through the door. Smoke begins to form on the stage, as two dark figures step out. Suddenly a woman's voice yells out from the speaker.
"No, go away!
Leave me alone!"
Smoke billows down the aisle as the man walks down it to the ring, their identities shrouded in the smog. Meanwhile, on the titantron, the ax makes a large hole in the wood, and a hand reaches in for the door knob, the fingernails painted black. Again the frightened voice rings out as the mystery men slide into the ring.
"Don't you come in here!
I don't want you here!"
The mystery men watch the titantron now, as the door opens, and the same man standing in the ring, steps into the house. A lightning bolt cracks behind him, equal in volume to the string of fireworks that fire up on the ramp. The man on the titantron rubs his thumb on the door, leaving a bloody smear on the polished oak. He lifts the ax with both hands, as the voice pleads.
"No, No, No, NO!!
The scream is cut off as the man swings the ax. Blood appears to splatter across the tron, and then "Church of Dark Sants" is written with a finger painted black. Nathan, who is in the ring, falls on his knees, never taking his eyes off the 'tron until it goes black. Oblivion raises his arms in the air. Nathan then scans the members of the crowd that he could without contorting his torso.
Shannan Lerch: So.. creepy.. I hate the Church of Dark Saints.
Gold lights will start flashing as the music starts and as soon as Eric Price walks out, a gold spotlight will shine on him as he makes his way to the ring with a slow and determined walk with a smirk on his face as he walks down the entrance ramp and simply looks down on the audience. He steps in the ring using the steps and walks into the ring as he stands in the center of it looking around at the audience with disdain and a grin on his face.
Zach Davis: And lastly, our Television Champion Eric Price. I will say, Price isn't like a Steve Orbit or Stuart Slane, with a meteoric rise to the top. Price took his time and clawed his way up, but his attitude for the past several months has been terrible.
Shannan Lerch: I'm interested to see how he and the Church work together, especially since everyone will be gunning for him and his TV Title.
As the bell rings, indeed, Orbit goes right for Price. Price sees him coming though and drops to the mat, rolling out of the ring. The crowd boos. Orbit is then hit in the back by Nathan and Oblivion. Orbit's teammates are about to go help him, but the ref is trying to force them out of the ring. He doesn't seem the Church double teaming. Oblivion and NvL throw Orbit to the ropes and then hit a Linked Clothesline as he comes back. Orbit stumbles up and they both grab his throat, hitting a Double Team Chokeslam!
Zach Davis: Come on, ref! This is ridiculous!
Finally Reb and FPV step out onto the apron allowing the ref to turn around. But Oblivion is getting onto the apron as well, leaving NvL and Orbit as the legal men.
Shannan Lerch: Three of the men in this match are former World Champions. All eyes on them as we head into War, which has to be on everyone's mind.
Nathan drops down to pin Orbit.
No, Orbit kicks out, despite the double teaming. Nathan stands and begins stomping away at him. Regardless, Orbit begins working his way to his feet; once Orbit is half way up, though, Nathan Headbutts him, sending him sprawling. Nathan quickly follows up by hitting a Leg Drop. He then tags in Oblivion.
Zach Davis: Here comes the leader of the Church of Dark Saints.
The crowd boos as Oblivion steps into the ring. Orbit is still trying to work his way up, and Oblivion laughs at him before kicking him right in the gut. Oblivion then backs up and lets Orbit continue to try and get to his feet, until again, he's half way up; Oblivion grabs him this time and hits a Short Arm Clothesline.
Shannan Lerch: He's toying with him!
Zach Davis: Not a wise move, in my estimation; the Church has kept Orbit down so far, but if he finds an opening, he'll take it.
Oblivion doesn't wait for Orbit to stumble up this time. He lifts him to his feet and shoves him into a corner. The crowd boos as Oblivion backs up.
Shannan Lerch: He's going for a Corner Splash!
Oblivion runs and jumps into the corner, but as Zach predicted, Orbit sees his opening and moves out of the way at the last second! Oblivion crashes into the turnbuckle, and Orbit hits him with a huge Spinning Backfist before diving and tagging in FPV!
Zach Davis: HERE COMES FRANK PATRICK VENABLE!
The crowd erupts as FPV gets into the ring, and he's on fire! He takes down Oblivion with a Clothesline. Nathan enters the ring and FPV hits him with a Dropkick, sending him right back out. He turns to Price, waiting for him to come in as well... but Price shakes his head no. The crowd boos.
Shannan Lerch: Well, uh.... good on Eric Price, for following the rules?
Zach Davis: I just think he doesn't want to put his Television Title in danger, Shannan.
FPV turns back to Oblivion, picking him up. Price decides that maybe he DOES want to fight after all, enters the ring and grabs FPV from behind, hitting an Olympic Slam! The crowd boos even more now as Price laughs and climbs back onto the apron.
Shannan Lerch: Ha!
Zach Davis: That coward! He wouldn't fight FPV until his back was turned. Wow.
Oblivion looks down at the dazed FPV and starts stomping on him repeatedly. He then picks him up and lifts him in a Vertical Suplex, going for a Brainbuster. But FPV is able to shift his weight and land behind Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: Reversal!
FPV grabs Oblivion and puts him in a Half Nelson, going for a slam, but Oblivion quickly breaks free of it. Oblivion ducks a Clothesline attempt from FPV and then grabs him by the throat and hits a Double Handed Chokeslam! Into a pin!
No! FPV kicks out.
Zach Davis: Oblivion has a big night at War too. He's finally facing Sado one on one. After what the Church of Dark Saints did to Kira Sakazaki, everyone is looking forward to that.
Shannan Lerch: I hope Sado can do what she needs to do.
Oblivion picks FPV up again and throws him to a neutral corner. Oblivion lifts him up onto it, going for a Muscle Buster, but FPV hits him with several strikes, sending him reeling back!
Zach Davis: This is FPV's chance to get some momentum going!
Shannan Lerch: He's going high risk!
Oblivion turns around and gets hit with a Missile Dropkick from FPV! He then tags in Johnny Reb!
Zach Davis: HERE COMES THE WAR X WINNER!
Reb Springboards into the ring, hitting an AMAZING Corkscrew Shooting Star Legdrop! The crowd is on their feet as Reb pins Oblivion, hooking the leg!
NO! Nathan von Liebert kicks Reb off of the leader of the Church! The fans boo as Nathan picks Reb up and quickly, using the element of surprise, lifts Reb up and hits the Straight Jacket Drop!
Shannan Lerch: STRAIGHT JACKET DROP! From out of nowhere! Holy crap!
Nathan climbs back onto the apron, and Oblivion stands, ready to pin Johnny Reb. Until Eric Price tags himself in.
Zach Davis: Oh come ON!
Price quickly gets into the ring and pins Reb, hooking the leg, leaving Oblivion slightly annoyed.
No! Reb kicks out! Price gets up, unhappy that he was unable to steal the pin. He turns back to his corner, looking to tag out. Oblivion and Nathan both shake their head no and drop to the apron.
Shannan Lerch: Looks like the Church of Dark Saints is going to make Eric Price pull his own weight in this matchup!
Zach Davis: Could we see a new Television Champion!?
Price turns back around to Reb, who is back to his feet! Reb hits a Snap Hurricanrana, into a pin!
NO! Price gets out, just barely hanging onto his TV Title by doing so. He scurries back to his feet. Reb fires off a Dropkick but Price sidesteps it; he then kicks Reb hard in the gut and follows it up with a Gutwrench Sitout Powerbomb into pin!
NO! Reb kicks out now!
Shannan Lerch: Lots of nearfalls in this match.
Zach Davis: Naturally. We've got six world class competitors going at it here.
Price kicks Reb a few times and then begins going to the top rope.
Shannan Lerch: Now Price is the one going high risk... but is it going to pay off?
Eric gets to the top and, not wasting any time, flies off with a Frog Splash! Not going for the pin quite yet, he rolls off of Reb and gets back to his feet afterwards.
Zach Davis: A lot of animosity between these two, surely. After what Price did to Jeff Purse several weeks ago, he's gotta be pretty high on the "Enemies of Pantheon" list.
Price waits for Reb to get up, and once Reb is to his feet, catches him for the Reversal of Fortune!
Shannan Lerch: Price might have it here!
But no! Reb shoves Price away, and as Price turns back around, Reb executes a Facebreaker DDT!
Zach Davis: NICE! Reb takes Price down!
Reb drops and goes for the Television Title! Pin!
NO! Price gets the shoulder up at the last second!
Shannan Lerch: Say what you want about Eric Price, he IS quite a comptitor, though. Since taking that belt from Jeff Purse, he's beaten all comers.
Reb tags Orbit back into the match. Price has stumbled up, and Orbit gives him a second or two to compose himself. The TV Champion and US Champion come face to face and begin to trash talk one another.
Zach Davis: Not a smart move, trash talking a man like Steve Orbit-
Indeed, Eric Price must've said the wrong thing, because Orbit hits him with a Backhand Slap! Price is sent reeling. Orbit grabs him and hits his patented Jawbreaker afterwards!
Shannan Lerch: Orbit's team, finally getting some momentum going here!
Price stumbles up and Nathan reaches in, tagging himself back in. Orbit doesn't see it, however; he throws Price to the ropes but is met with a few clubbing blows by NvL from behind. Price quickly exits the ring as Nathan takes Orbit down with a Neckbreaker. Nathan picks Orbit up and throws him to the ropes, Nathan goes for a Clothesline but Orbit ducks it, keeps running, comes back behind Nathan and hits him with a Bulldog!
Zach Davis: Orbit's alive!
Both Orbit and NvL rest for a few moments before both dive and tag in partners!, NvL tags in Oblivion as Orbit tags in Reb. Oblivion enters the ring and Reb Springboards in, going for some move, but Oblivion catches her and hits the BLACK HOLE!
Shannan Lerch: HOLY SHIT!
Zach Davis: Black Hole out of NOWHERE, as Reb did a Springboard! He had it well scouted!
Oblivion drops, pinning Reb.
Shannan Lerch: Wow.
Oblivion stands up as he's joined by Nathan, who raises his hand in the air.
Zach Davis: The Church of Dark Saints stand victorious once more here tonight.
Shannan Lerch: With all of his disciples in the War match... can anyone stop Oblivion?
Oblivion and Nathan leave the ring as Reb rolls out and FPV and Orbit begin to leave as well.
Eric Price grabs a mic as the scene flips back to Jeff Purse's truck in the parking garage. He raises the mic to his lips, but the crowd is busy with an ASSHOLE chant, that he has to lower the mic again. After that subsides for a minute, he raises the mic again.
Eric Price: You people are extremely rude, you know that? You know, Jeff, you are just like these people. You show up at the worst moment, you are rude, you try to interrupt me from my match, well guess what Jeff, my security team is here tonight. And I pay them well to keep them from letting you in here. What I did to you and Kari was more of a favor then anything else, so you two could learn your place! What...what are you doing?
He says this because Jeff has thrown his truck in reverse and is now aimed at the door.
Eric Price: Jeff...don't you...DON'T YOU DO IT!
Too late. With screeching tires, rams through the doors with his truck, all the security guards jumping out of the way, the scene going black, back to Eric in the ring.
Zach Davis: Well, it seems here comes Jeff Purse.
Shannan Lerch: Eric Price better get out of here. Jeff is going to run him over.
Eric Price: Jeff think about this, I can have you arrested, I can have you...Don't do it!
But its too late. "Won't Back Down hits on the P.A., and down the ramp comes Jeff in his Navigator. It crashes into the ring, not hard enough to take it down, but enough where Eric Price is a little shaken. Suddenly, the back door flies open and Jeff Purse climbs out through it onto the roof. And without skipping a beat, he runs and jumps into the ring, right on Eric Price, taking him down with a flying clothesline. Eric goes down, and Jeff on the rebound picks him up and starts pummeling him. Eric, however, starts battling back. Near the ropes, Eric Price gives Jeff a kick to the mid section. He picks Jeff up, running, WHAM!!
Zach Davis: RUNNING CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE, ONTO THE HOOD OF JEFF'S TRUCK!!
Shannan Lerch: As long as he doesn't mess up Jeff's face, Im happy. I like looking at him when I'm with Pantheon.
But Eric hasn't finished. He wants to put Jeff away for good. He climbs to the top rope, breathing somewhat heavily. I mean, he just had one intense match. He looks at Jeff, laid out on the hood of his truck. Eric flies off the top rope, looking for a frag splash...BUT JEFF MOVES! Eric hits nothing but hood. Jeff, taking this moment to breath, turns and goes under the ring, pulling out a 15 foot ladder.
Shannan Lerch: I...
Zach Davis: This is getting out of hand. We need security out here!
Jeff sets the ladder up, but at this point, Eric Price is stirring, so Jeff climbs up on the hood with him, battling back and forth again, they are. Eric Price throws a cheap shot (though this isn't a match, so all is fair in love and war) and and suplexs Jeff back into the ring. Eric goes under the ring for a chair. This is it, he has decided. Rolling into the ring, chair in hand, Jeff rising to his feet. As soon as Jeff turns around, Eric smashes him over the head with the chair, busting Jeff wide open. Jeff flips over the ropes, back on the car. Eric climbs out of the ring, climbs up to the roof, waiting for Jeff to get up. He does, and Eric jumps off the roof to Jeff who is on the hood, chair in his hands.
Zach Davis: THE SPOKE!
Shannan Lerch: Eric Price is bleeding all over!
Its true, as Eric jumped, Jeff superkicked the chair right back in his face. Leaving Eric laying on the roof, busted open, the chair laying on the ground now. But Jeff, he has a plan. He begins to climb that 15 foot ladder. At the same time, Eric Price's security team finally makes their way to the ring, but its too late, Jeff is already flying.
Shannan Lerch: HOLY SHIT!
Zach Davis: HOLY SHIT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jeff jumps off and hits Eric with the Deflator, crushing in the roof of Jeff's truck a bit. However, the impact was so great, that windows crack. Both men are down. Both men are hurt. Paramedics come rushing out.
Zach Davis: I don't know what Jeff was thinking, but if he is back, then he gave himself and Eric Price a disadvantage at War.
Shannan Lerch: Who cares about War right now! These two men are both..destroyed.
Zach Davis: You're absolutely right Shannan. Careless behavior from Jeff Purse...I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AT WAR!!
Shannan Lerch:...OK I can't either.
The scene ends with a shot of paramedics trying to remove both Eric and Jeff safely.
Zach Davis: See you one week from tonight at War, fans. Goodnight.
Slam fades to black.