Slam Intro

Drunk and Crazy by Mogwai is playing as Slam is live!

Zach Davis: I’m hearing reports of something going on backstage. We have Hank Brown standing by.

Camera cuts to the back where we see Hank Brown standing among a few agents. We also see WCF newcomers Sean Shaddix and Samael with The Monster Oblivion. Oblivion seems to be fuming.

Oblivion: Watch where you’re going MEATSACK!

Zach Davis: Hank can you hear us? What’s going on?

Hank Brown: So far all I know Zach is that Sean Shaddix and Samael were walking through the hallways and when Sean turn a corner, he ran straight into the Monster Oblivion. So of course Oblivion wasn’t happy about that.

Oblivion: IT’s only gonna tell you one time. STAY out of IT’s WAY!

Sean Shaddix: Maybe if you didn’t have that Mask on to cover that Ugly face of yours, you would have watched where you were going PAL!

Sean takes his finger and pokes Oblivion on the chest to emphasize the point.

Zach Davis: Did he really just poke The Monster?

Hank Brown: Yes he did! This newcomer done made a huge mistake, nobody is stupid enough to poke the resident Monster of WCF. IT’s so going to kill Sean Shaddix before he even has his first match with the company.

Oblivion stares at Sean Shaddix with looks that could kill. A sick smile creeps over the Monster’s mouth as he clenches his fist and steps towards Sean. However he is blocked by Sean’s brother, Samael.

Oblivion: Can IT help you with something?

Samael: Yeah actually YOU can, step off of my brother or bad things are gonna happen.

We see Sean Shaddix holding up both his hands in the air and mouthing the words “Whoa!” in an effort to get out of Oblivion’s crosshairs.

Oblivion: Bad things are going to happen? Do you know who you are talking to BOY! Do you not know who IT is?!

Samael: I don’t really care who you are. Or more specifically who you WERE. All I care about is you turning around and going on your merry way…

Oblivion: Is that so…

Samael: YEP.

In a matter of seconds Samael and Oblivion go nose-to-nose in a display of whose the tougher man. ‘The Behemoth of Destruction’ has a few inch gain over ‘The Monster’ Oblivion BUT Oblivion isn’t no slouch himself and don’t back down from anybody.

Hank Brown: I think we’re going to need some more people…

As if on cue Samael and Oblivion start trading blows. Like they start going at it hard! A flurry of lefts and rights, a few combination moves to the gut. Samael gets a good hit on Oblivion and slams him against the wall. Oblivion reverses and slams Samael against the wall. All the while Sean Shaddix looks on, slowly backing up trying to avoid the fray.


Samael nails Oblivion with a right hook.


Oblivion returns fire with a left hook and a right jab.


Samael lands a left jab staggering the Monster Oblivion, Samael bounces off the wall and charges Oblivion. About this time a slew of agents and referees are on scene to break Samael and Oblivion up.


Samael and Oblivion end up taking a few of the agents and referees out still trying to get to one another. Some wrestlers arrive in an attempt to control the two. Finally it’s broken up as the Monster Oblivion walks away screaming:


The camera scene goes back to Zach, Freddy, and Gravedigger.

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!

Television Title Match
BioWalker vs Grime

Kyle Steel: The following contest is a handicap match for the WCF Television Championship.

“Breakdown” by Biohazard plays and Biohazard comes out. He walks to the ring as yellow and purple lights flash.

Kyle Steel: Our first contestant, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at two hundred ten pounds and standing at six foot two inches. He is one half of the team known as BioWalker, BIIIIOOOOOOHHHHAAAAAAZAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!

“I Like to Move It” by Reel 2 Reel plays over the sound system. Tyler Walker emerges from the back with white pyros at the entrance. He’s wearing his black and gold letterman jacket with “TW” embroidered in the front, “TY WALKER” on the back. He’s also wearing black shades, a white tank top and his black shorts with “TW” written around the belt line. Black boots and has his wrists taped.

Kyle Steel: Our next contestant, from Santa Monica, California, weighing in at two hundred seventy-five pounds and standing at six foot three inches. He is one half of the team BioWalker, Tyler “TEEEEE---PPAAAAAAIIIIIINNNN” WAAAALLLLKKKEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!

He slowly makes his way to the ring with a cocky smile on his face, bobbing his head to his music as he ignores the fans. When he hits the ring, he climbs on the apron, drops his jacket to ringside, and does a few body builder poses as more white pyros blast off. He enters the ring through the ropes and removes his tank top and shades, throwing them to ringside before getting ready to fight.

Kyle Steel: Now their opponent; standing in at six foot three inches and weighing two hundred and seventy pounds, from Denver, Colorado. He is the current WCF Television Champion a record of Four Victories and No Defeats. GGGGGRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

The sound of a motorcycle engine starts up as the lights go out. “Do you feel that?” is heard as “Down With the Sickness” begins to play. As the lights come back on, Grime comes out with a black towel over his head and makes his way to the ring not paying any attention to the fans. He uses the steel steps the opposite side of the ramp to climb onto the apron. He climbs through the ropes, entering the ring. He stares down his two opponents and takes his jacket off.

Zach Davis: The WCF Television Championship Title match is now on the way. We have an interesting match here today.

Freddy Whoa: That’s right, we have Grime going up against Biohazard and T-Pain Walker in a handicap match.

The referee takes the Television Championship belt and shows it to Biohazard and then to T-Pain Walker. The referee then holds the title above his head for a moment, then hands it off to Kyle Steel. He calls for the bell to ring, at which point Grime throws the towel that was around his head towards the referee.

Zach Davis: Grime not making friends with the referee already.

Gravedigger: I don’t think the referee thinks any of these guys will be friendly.

The match starts off with Grime facing off against Tyler “T-Pain” Walker. The two move around the ring, sizing each other up before finally coming to the center of the ring. They tie up and begin the struggle for control.

Zach Davis: Both men are nearly even matched here.

Freddy Whoa: Yes, I wonder who will win this power struggle.

Grime starts to gain the upper hand, sending T-Pain into the corner. Before Grime can send him to the corner, T-Pain slips out, and instead sends Grime into the corner. He delivers several punches and elbow strikes before being pushed out by Grime. As Walker comes forward again, Grime kicks him in the guts. He comes out of the corner swinging, connecting with right and left strikes and hooks to T-Pain’s face and sides. Grime finally just grabs T-Pain and sends him into the corner. Grime moves T-Pain to the ropes, and sends him to the opposite ropes with an Irish Whip. As T-Pain returns, Grime delivers a belly-to-belly suplex. Grime stands, but before T-Pain can get up, Grime starts delivering soccer kicks to the gut. After a moment, the referee comes forward and separates them.

Freddy Whoa: Grime not giving T-Pain any chances here.

Zach Davis: None at all.

As T-Pain tries to stand, Grime grabs him, and set up a Samoan Drop. T-Pain wiggles free, and pushes Grime into the ropes. As Grime is leaning on the second rope, T-Pain kicks his legs out from under him. T-Pain uses this moment to deliver a few kicks himself. He too is pulled away by the referee, and instead tags in Biohazard. Biohazard rushes forward, sending Grime to the floor with a headscissors takedown. Biohazard quickly gets to his feet, and moves forward to hit the bent over Grime with a DDT. Biohazard moves back up again, and runs to the opposite side of the ring and bounces off the ropes. As he nears Grime, Grime instead hits him with a belly-to-belly supplex that sends Biohazard flying through the ring, stopped from flying out of the ring by the ropes.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! A powerful Belly-to-Belly Suplex by Grime here.

Gravedigger: Yes, he’s starting to get back up!

Grime grabs Biohazard and drags him to his feet and into the corner. Grime carries Biohazard up the turnbuckle. He lifts Biohazard up, sending him flying once more with a fall away slam from the top turnbuckle. Biohazard slides all the way across the ring, landing in his own corner. T-Pain quickly tags himself in.

Zach Davis: T-Pain now the legal man, giving Biohazard enough time to rest.

Grime seems ready for T-Pain, and drops him with a drop toe hold. Grime follows up by grabbing the leg of T-Pain, and locking on an ankle lock. Not satisfied with the submission hold, Grime instead lifts the leg of T-Pain and sends it back to the mat with a loud thud. T-Pain grabs his knee in pain.

Freddy Whoa: Grime is not going to let the Television Title go without a hard fight.

Grime steps back, allowing T-Pain to eventually stand up. The two men face off once more. T-Pain moves to lock up, but Grime instead delivers a kick to the midsection and drags him to the corner. He sends T-Pain to the opposite corner with a hard Irish Whip. Grime is quick to follow, delivering a clothesline in the corner. He lifts T-Pain back up in the corner, and delivers a variety of punches to the torso and head of T-Pain and follows with a European uppercut. He tosses T-Pain towards the center of the ring and begins to gloat.

Freddy Whoa: The Wheels of Pain! This match could soon be over!

Grime waits almost patiently for T-Pain to stand. As he waits, he rushes towards Biohazard and elbows him in the face, sending him flying off the corner. T-Pain is finally standing, causing Grime to move forward. T-Pain instead pushes Grime into the ropes and starts to send him out with an Irish Whip. Grime reverses, and instead sends T-Pain into the ropes. Once T-Pain returns, he delivers a devastating spear to the midsection.

Zach Davis: And Grime connects with the move he calls Wrecked.

Without hesitation, Grime pins T-Pain.




Freddy Whoa: Grime wins!

Zach Davis: Grime retains the WCF Television Championship!

Scarecrow Arrives

We see Scarecrows Ford mach one pull into the area carpark. It’s a black hulking monster of a vehicle. Crow is behind the wheel. Roxxi leans over from the passenger seat and kisses crow on the cheek.

Zach Davis: Looks like the machine has found love!

Gravedigger: As opposed to using a machine to make love. Which he probably still does.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Like? A fifty first century orgasmatron?

Gravedigger: An OrgasmaWHAT? Shut the fuck up nerd!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa!

Crow and Roxxi exit the vehicle and head inside.

Caraid vs The Dark Prince/Q-Ball

Kyle Steel: The follow contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall…

The lights go out. The sound of wind can be heard over the PA system.

Gravedigger: Oh boy, here we go. The Dark Prince is making his entrance…

Zach Davis: Yup, we should probably secure all the chairs to the floor so that what took place this past week doesn’t happen again.

Freddy Whoa: Yeah, I feel sorry for his partner. At least he doesn’t really go after you until after the match is over. Or at least close to the end…

The lights in the arena begin like a strobe light flashing blue and red with some white mixed in as “Lucifer in Starlight” by Powerwolf begins to play. The Dark Prince doesn’t walk out onto the stage until the hard part of the song hits after the guitar intro. He stands on the stage for a moment looking around the arena before making his way down the path to the ring. He pays no attention to any of the fans as they watch the him making his way to the ring. There are boos, but most of the fans are just watching the freak as he enters the ring.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first…from the deepest pits of your worst nightmare…THE DARK PRINCE!!!

Crowd: BOOO!!!

Freddy Whoa: Fans letting him know what they think of him…

Zach Davis: After last week, can you blame them?

Gravedigger: This guy is a weird, delusional freak if you ask me.

Freddy Whoa: Delusional is right…

The music finally stops as you hear "Give me the night" by Dragonforce beginning to play. At the pause pyros ignite. The fans begin to cheer.

Zach Davis: This is going to be interesting. The fans hate the Dark Prince and love this new comer already.

Freddy Whoa: I think they like him just because they don’t like his partner.

As the explosions stop Q-Ball runs out from behind the curtain. The fans getting louder. Q-Ball holds that sycamore cane wrapped in razor-wire above his head in his left hand.

Kyle Steel: And his partner…from Denver, Colorado. Weighing in at 255 pounds. The Master of Hardcore! Q-BALLLLLL!!!

The fans cheer more as Q-Ball makes his way to the ring giving fives to fans first on his right side and changing hands with the sycamore cane to give the fans on his left fives as well. He gets to the ring, placing the cane in the wooden box placed by the steel steps and slides into the ring. He jumps up onto the middle turnbuckle, first look behind him at Dark Prince to make sure he won’t attack him. Then points out to the fans, then to himself mouthing gratitude. He jumps back down, keeping his eye on The Dark Prince. The Dark Prince stands center ring as the two of them just wait for their opponents.

Zach Davis: Q-Ball keeping a close eye on his unpredictable partner.

Freddy Whoa: Good idea.

Loud Harley-Davidson motorcycle engine sounds blare through the speakers, slowly fading into "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent. Charlie and Conner enter the stage and make their way down the ramp, their eyes focused on their opponents.

Zach Davis: Here comes Caraid. Look at the focus in their eyes.

Gravedigger: Looks like these guys came to fight.

Kyle Steel: And their opponents! At a combined weight of 348 pounds. Konstantin “Connor” Noskov and Charlie Anderson! CARAID!!!

As they get to ringside, Charlie walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes, Conner follows. Conner and Charlie stare down their opponents as they wait for the referee to send one to the corner. Connor however acts like he’s about to go after Dark Prince who turns to face both men. He focuses on Connor and starts stepping forward, but the referee gets between them.

Gravedigger: Oh he’s feisty! Maybe he wants to get a piece of the guy that sent Caraid and Bates a message last week after Bates beat Donovan Sharp.

Zach Davis: Charlie might want to try to get Connor under control to focus on this match. Three men are debuting here tonight, and they probably want to show the fans what they got. Should be interesting.

The referee starts trying to get some sort of control early as tells Q-Ball and Dark Prince and Caraid to have one start the match. No one moves. Q-Ball comes up beside Dark Prince and motions that he wants to start the match. The Dark Prince looks at him for a minute, then back at their opponents and slowly moves toward the corner and takes off his black robe.

Zach Davis: Well, looks like Q-Ball wants start for his debut here. Dark Prince didn’t look like he was going to cooperate, but looks like he’s going to go ahead and be content with the guy starting the match.

Freddy Whoa: I guess Q-Ball and Dark Prince have a slight understanding here.

Gravedigger: Connor is heading over to the corner. Q-Ball and Charlie going to are gonna go head to head to start the match.

The referee calls for the bell and match begins. Q-Ball and Charlie stare each other down for a moment before they start circling. Charlie in a combat stance with his fists closed ready to fight. Q-Ball is as well as he sees Charlie’s fists closed, knuckles showing.

Zach Davis: Charlie with the first swing! Here we go! Q-Ball and Charlie exchanging blows here!

Freddy Whoa: Charlie not afraid to fight the bigger man toe to toe, but how long can he hold up?

Gravedigger: Hey, don’t sell the guy short. Size doesn’t matter. Charlie Anderson is a former Sergeant with the British Army’s 3rd Regiment of Foot “Scot’s Guard”. He was also once a member of an outlaw biker gang, so this guy can go.

Zach Davis: He sure can. But the powerful punches of Q-Ball are rocking him a bit.
Q-Ball’s powerful strikes cause Charlie to stumble backward with each blow. After a five shots Charlie can’t return the favor and Q-Ball goes on the offensive. He hits Charlie with an elbow to the side of the head and shoves the man in the corner. He opens Charlie up with rights and lefts.

Freddy Whoa: Oh wow! This looks real familiar. Grime was definitely trained by this guy.

Zach Davis: Q-Ball trained many great names in the wrestling business and his style of hardcore is rumored to be one of the best. Can you imagine holding a hardcore title 15 times?

Gravedigger: Yeah, but this is the WCF. NSWA went belly up. WCF is still going strong. And now, arguably the strongest it’s ever been with the great talent we have on the roster today.

Q-Ball stands back. Charlie trying to regroup as he bends down just slightly in pain. Q-Ball shakes his arms holding them up with his elbows bent, fists closed, getting the fans into it.

Crowd: AHHHHH!!! WOOOOO!!!

Freddy Whoa: Hey, come on now. No time for gloating. This match just—

Gravedigger: Charlie flies out of the corner and on a rampage!

Zach Davis: Right! Left! Hook to side! Right jab to the nose! Q-Ball covering up!

But just as Charlie gets going, Q-Ball cuts him off with a knee to the sternum, followed with a big body punch and a double axe handle to the man’s back sending to the mat. Q-Ball grabs the man’s arm and pulls him toward Dark Prince. Q-Ball reaches out offering his hand. For a moment the Dark Prince looks there then sighs and slaps Q-Ball’s hand. The referee signals that the tag is made and Q-Ball holds onto Charlie’s arm as Dark Prince comes in and kicks the man in the mid-section.

Zach Davis: Here we go. Charlie is in trouble in the ring with Dark Prince taking over here.

Gravedigger: Look at Connor!

Connor is going nuts and shaking the ropes, stomping his left foot and trying to get Charlie to notice. The crowd begins clapping with their chants.

Crowd: Connor! Connor! Connor!

The Dark Prince hits Charlie with a couple forearm shots to the side of the head. The first connecting much harder than the first as Charlie’s staggers toward the center of the ropes opposite of Connor who is still get riled up. Dark Prince pressed Charlie into the ropes backs up just a step and delivers a hard knife edge chop before an irish whip. As Charlie hits the ropes on the opposite side he grabs the top rope. He rolls to the side and reaches for the already stretched out hand of Connor Kosnov.

Zach Davis: The tag is made. Here comes Connor!

Connor gets in the match and the Dark Prince gets in the middle of the ropes about 3 feet away facing the entrance stage as he looks at Connor. Connor doesn’t look timid at all, he doesn’t hesitate. He goes right after Dark Prince. He kicks Prince in the gut hard. Prince stumbles back against the ropes. Connor starts leveling Prince with body punches, every so often hitting with a hard hook to the face. The referee counts to three and he backs off, but only long enough to break the count. He gets right back in there and this time with kicks to the mid section, the back as Prince turns to the side, and a few good kicks to the left thigh. Dark Prince uses the ropes to try to make his way into the corner, though not his own.

Gravedigger: Oh, damn! Fire in Connor’s eyes! You have to bet he saw what Dark Prince had to say about when Connor’s tongue was cut out.

Zach Davis: Have to imagine Dark Prince is remembering those words and maybe regretting he had said them.

Connor continues to pursue Dark Prince into the corner. He continues to hammer away with lightning fast kicks. Slowly Dark Prince begins to sink to the mat.

Q-Ball: Get up Prince! Get up!

Connor stops his attack backing off a second and looks over at Q-Ball. The Dark Prince sits in the corner holding his quad and trying to rub out the pain he’s feeling.

Zach Davis: Q-Ball trying to get Prince into this match here. He looks like he’s needing a warm up…and—

Crowd: Oooooh!

Freddy Whoa: Oh! Connor just charged in and hit Prince with a stuff knee to the face!

Zach Davis: Wow! He’ll feel that in the morning.

Gravedigger: I think he’s feeling it now, Davis. That’s gotta hurt!

Dark Prince has a dazed look on his face as he falls to his side out of the corner from his once seated position and ultimately goes face down to the mat. Connor wastes no time getting on him and slowly picks him up grabbing the neck with his left hand and a clump of hair in his right. He whips Prince into Caraid’s corner. Charlie Anderson walks to the side away from Dark Prince keeping his hands up so the referee can see them. Connor charges in.

Zach Davis: Oh man! Dark Prince countered that with a boot to the face!

Gravedigger: Good ring awareness there from Dark Prince.

Freddy Whoa: Maybe he can turn this around here.

Dark Prince stands in the corner for a moment and notices Charlie coming toward him. He quickly kicks Charlie in the gut to stun him a bit and as Connor comes for another attack Prince grabs the top rope and Connor hits Charlie and they both fall to the ringside floor.

Q-Ball gets into the ring and Dark Prince doesn’t see him. Q-Ball suddenly comes into his Prince’s vision as Q-Ball looks down at the two men on the floor. He shouts taunting words down to them. The Dark Prince backs away from the ropes and stares at Q-Ball.

Gravedigger: Uh oh…we knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Look at the eyes!

Zach Davis: Turn around Q-Ball!

Q-Ball taunts a bit more down at Caraid who are getting back to their feet and are looking up at him. Q-Ball turns around to see Dark Prince staring at him with a sinister look on his face. He walks toward Prince unafraid and the two come within a foot of each other in the center of the ring. Caraid rushes in behind Q-Ball and shoves him into Prince.

Gravedigger: From behind!

Zach Davis: Apparently these guys will do what is necessary to get the upper hand. Haven’t seen any illegal moves here, but--

Freddy Whoa: No not yet.

Zach Davis: But as for Dark Prince, I don’t know if there is a line in what he will and won’t do.

Gravedigger: Caraid has Q-Ball alone here! Come on guys pay attention to the match!

Caraid hits Q-Ball with a double head butt. Connor kicks Q-Ball in the gut and Caraid hits a double DDT. Q-Ball’s head hits the mat hard and instinctively begins rolling toward the ropes. At the last foot Charlie pushes Q-Ball out of the ring with his right foot.

Gravedigger: Caraid back in control.

Zach Davis: With exception since early on this match Caraid has been in control of this one. Impressive work from the new tag team and great team work hitting the double DDT on Q-Ball there.

Freddy Whoa: Taking advantages of the opportunities for sure. Referee up to 3 now.



Q-Ball is getting to his feet and shaking the cob webs out. Dark Prince doesn’t go to help him up. Instead he looks down at him and stands a few feet from the man, shaking his head. Q-Ball notices him but Dark Prince walks away from him and climbs the steps to get back into the ring as the referee reaches a count of 7. Q-Ball slides in the ring after him and the two teams start brawling in the ring. Dark Prince and Connor. Q-Ball and Anderson.

Gravedigger: Referee better regain control of this. We know that things can get out of hand real fast.

Zach Davis: You’re right about that! And Q-Ball and Charlie Anderson falling through the ropes to the outside!

Q-Ball and Charlie don’t miss a step as they continue to exchange hard right hands as they get to their feet. Dark Prince and Connor doing the same, but Dark Prince with the thumb to the eye of Connor slowing the fighter down.

Freddy Whoa: As we were saying…anything.

Zach Davis: Dark Prince with the short cut here to gain advantage. The referee is getting out of the ring to break Q-Ball and Charlie Anderson up.

The referee finally gets the two men to head to their corners, then slides back into the ring where he finds Dark Prince goes to work on Connor. Dark Prince hits a snap suplex as he pulls Connor out of the corner after a warning from the referee. He grabs Connor by the hair, rolls to one knee and uses Connor’s hair to pull him up as he also gets back to his feet. The referee yelling at Prince to let go of the hair as Prince finally lets go only to grab the man in a Rock Bottom type hold. He wraps his left arm around Connor and claps his hands and pulls Connor back into the corner they were in when the referee came back into the ring before.

Zach Davis: What’s he doing?

Gravedigger: Oh, I think he’s setting it up!

Freddy Whoa: Samael on the way!

Dark Prince hesitates for a second, whispering something to Connor and with a dark look in his eyes hits the reverse STO into the bottom turnbuckle pad.

Freddy Whoa: SAMAEL!!!

Connor hits the pad face first and as he tries to push to his feet immediately falls straight backward. Dark Prince covers.



3!!! NO!!!

Zach Davis: Oh what a save last minute! That was too close!

Gravedigger: Q-Ball coming back in. Another brawl!

Freddy Whoa: Referee! Get control of these guys! Come on!

The referee grabs Q-Ball around the waist as he gets between the two men, warning them as they part that another outburst and he’d throw the match out. Q-Ball backs up to his corner as does Charlie as they stare back at one another. Dark Prince picks Connor back up. He grabs the man’s right foot and begins to pull him toward Q-Ball. Q-Ball lifts his hand into the air, ready for the tag. Dark Prince holds out his hand, but moves it fast enough that Q-Ball doesn’t make the tag. Connor pushes himself up onto one foot and hits Dark Prince with an enzeguiri.

Zach Davis: Oh, what a counter! Enzeguiri to the temple! Dark Prince on his feet staggering!

Dark Prince goes down after staggering toward the closest corner in his path away from Q-Ball. Connor crawls towards Charlie and as the two men are down trying to make their way to their corners Connor tags Charlie in first.

Zach Davis: Connor makes the tag! Here comes Charlie Anderson!

Gravedigger: Dark Prince makes the tag! But Charlie is on Q-Ball before he can even get into the ring completely.

Q-Ball lifts his right leg over the middle rope to get in the ring as Charlie is going to work with hard shots to his back. Charlie attempts an Irish whip, Q-Ball with the reversal. Q-Ball runs at Charlie as he uses the ropes for more momentum.

Zach Davis: OH!!! DROP TOE HOLD!!!

Gravedigger: Charlie with a nice counter!

Zach Davis: Charlie Anderson back to his feet. Elbow drop to the back of Q-Ball! Another!

Gravedigger: Charlie’s catching some fire here! Q-Ball needs to regroup.

Charlie picks Q-Ball up slowly. He goes for the Celtic Crusher…

Zach Davis: NO!!! Q-BALL ESCAPES!!! He dodged a bullet!

After throwing Charlie off, Q-Ball turns around and tags Dark Prince in the process of falling to mat. Q-Ball rolls out of the ring and Dark Prince charges, clotheslines Charlie. Connor gets it and Dark Prince hits the man with a hard right hand, a second and then clotheslines Connor over the top rope down to the floor. Dark Prince turns around as Charlie gets to his feet. Dark Prince hits a snap kick out DDT. Connor using the bottom rope for support as he holds himself up sees what’s going on. He slides into the ring and goes after Prince, but Prince ducks a clothesline. Q-Ball grabs Connor’s feet and trips him up as he bounces off the ropes instead of allowing Connor more momentum for whatever he had planned.

Zach Davis: Dark Prince sees his opportunity!

Gravedigger: Oh no! Look out!

Dark Prince grabs Charlie from behind. He whispers something into the man’s ear. He then lifts the man up into an Electric Chair, holding it for a few seconds before pushing the man up and over his own head and slamming the Charlie Anderson face first to the mat.


Freddy Whoa: The cover!




Crowd: BOOOO!!!

Zach Davis: The referee is calling for the bell this one is over!


Kyle Steel: Winners of this match by pinfall! THE DARK PRINCE!!! AND Q-BALLLL!!!

Gravedigger: What a match! What a debut for 3 men here in the WCF and a strong showing from all competitors!

“Lucifer in Starlight” by Powerwolf begins to play over the PA system. Q-Ball slides into the ring but before he and Dark Prince can have their arms raised together, Dark Prince slides out of the ring. He starts to leave, but then turns around and looks at Q-Ball.

Freddy Whoa: What's gonna happen here?

The Dark Prince walks around the ring toward the announcers table, he makes an unknown ringside security stand up from his chair and takes it. He folds it up and goes to the ring. But Q-Ball sees what’s happening and rolls out of the ring and opens the case to get the razor-wired sycamore cane. Q-Ball rolls back into the ring and the music stops playing.

Gravedigger: Dark Prince went for the chair, but Q-Ball was prepared!

Zach Davis: We have a standoff here in the ring! Q-Ball with his special sycamore cane and Dark Prince wielding the steel chair! Someone needs to get down here quick.

Dark Prince lifts the chair like he’s ready to swing and takes a few steps. Q-Ball does the same just as the lights go out. A loud bang goes off as you hear “Lucifer in Starlight” by Powerwolf play over the speakers and when the lights come back on the music stops leaving Q-Ball in the ring alone.

Zach Davis: Oh, thank god! I thought we were going to hell break loose in there!

Cameron Asher vs Snapz vs Mystic vs S.A.M.

Villian begins to play as green and gold lights begin to flash in time with the music. Out from the back struts Cameron Asher with a very cocky and laid back air about him. He stops at the top of the ramp and plays to the crowd for a minute regardless of them cheering or booing him. Once the singing begins Cameron can be seen lip syncinc along with the song and playing to the crowd more as he makes gestures and taunts along with the song while he heads down the ramp.

Darkness engulfs the arena with sounds of thunder erupting over the sound system. Lightning storming across the screen as Pantera's Mouth For War begins to climax with lighters and phones flashing over the sold out crowd. As the foggy mist begins to roll out from behind the curtain Mystic slowly walks out and stands at attention with a cold gaze over the land he stands upon, when lightning crashes and the thunder pounds he throws his hair back and proceeds to make his way down to the squared circle. Step after step intensity runs through his veins as his hands clinch to a fist and his head rises to the rafters his motion stops as he reaches the ring. Words are spoken right before he reaches for the middle rope and pulls himself up the battlefield.

As Awkward starts playing, S.A.M walks through the curtains and waves at the crowd. He continues to walk down the ring ramp before sliding into the ring. He climbs the far turnbuckle and raises an arm before jumping down and doing some pre-match yoga!

eye of the tiger plays ans snapz stand on the stage glaring over the crowd.

Kyle Steel: From philadelphia Pennsylvania weighin 270 lbs in his first wcf match Snapz!

Snapz walks down to the middle of the ramp drives his fist into the grown ans loud gun shot like pyro explodes and he pops up pounds his chest 2 times points to the sky and runs into the ring where his opponent await him.

Zach Davis: Here we go!

As snapz slides under the bottom rope all 3 competitors team up and start stomping on him not giving him a chance to get up as they are in the middle of the ring asher and S.a.m. are unloading when mystic bounces off the opposite ropes and hits them with a double clothesline from hell. Mystic then goes to snapz who has made his way to the corner and gives him a kick to the mid section breaking him down in half as he starts to slowly stand snapz up snapz drives his own shoulder inti mystics mid section buying time.

Gravedigger: These four men are looking to make names for themselves here tonight. And a win in your debut will do just that.

S.am. takes advantage and does a arm drag to mystic into a arm bar as asher is still recovering from the clothesline earlier in the match. Snapz bounces of the ropes and gives a flying forearm smash to s.a.m. who still had tge arm bar on mystic. Snapz goes over to asher who when the refs back is turned low blows snapz and gets on top of him for the pin 1...2... Kick out at 3!

Freddy Whoa: Close!

Mystic goes to asher as he argues with the ref ans tosses him out through the middle rope causing him to collide with the announce table. Mystic picks snapz up and does a. Vertical suplex and S.a.m. jumps on snapz for the pin 1..2 counte interrupted by mystic with a kick to s.a.m.s head. Asher runs into the ring delivers a belly to belly suplex to mystic and goes for the cover 1...2... Snapz does a sliding drop kick to ashers head interruption to the count.

Zach Davis: Lots of nearfalls!, Asher almost had it!

Snapz lifts asher by his head standing him up bends him over puts him in between his legs raising his right fist to signal his finisher hooks both arms lifts him up on his back raises his him over his head and throws him down quickly. Snapz then gets caught by clothesline mystic over the top rope causing both to over to the outside. S.a.m. jumps asher hooks leg .




No! Mystic breaks it up. He lifts S.A.M. up and gets him into a Half Nelson.

Freddy Whoa: Submission applied!

And now into a Body Scissors!

Zach Davis: DREAM STATE! He calls that the Dream State!

S.A.M. is forced to tap out!

Gravedigger: Mystic debuts with a victory!

Mystic releases the hold and gets his arm raised.

Seth Lerch Segment

Seth is sitting in a dentists chair. Around him is a makeshift DENTIST’S OFFICE. Seth’s wearing his usual casual attire. His knees tap out a nervous rhythm on the chairs metal stirrups. Standing next to him is Shannan. She looks on, smiling.

Seth Lerch: Don’t do that.

Shannan Lerch: What?

Seth Lerch: Smile. Not until I can get mine back. What the fuck are you doing here anyway?

Shannan Lerch: Just being here for my brother in his time of need. Why?

Seth Lerch: Well then, make yourself useful, call that quack you hired for me and hurry that fucking dentist up! My grill was supposed to be straightened out days ago! I ain’t going “Dune” for the network! I got a match at Explosion to think about! You understand me, sis?

Shannan smiles.

Shannan Lerch: I dunno, this new look kinda suits you. All crooked an’ shit.


Shannan shrugs, walks away. A SHAPE motions into view, turns on a gas canister of novocaine and lifts the mask to Seth’s face.

Seth Lerch: Great, so you’ve finally arrived! I’ve been waiting...for...OH FUCKING SHIT!

The shape turns to face the camera...IT’S SCARECROW! He delivers several punches to Seth and straps the owner into the chair! Seth is helpless! Scarecrow opens an ancient bag of dentist tricks, the vicious devices inside look like they’ve been absconded from a bygone era. Torture devices designed to render teeth from gums with maximum ferocity.


Scarecrow: Oh nurse? Nurse! Our patient is ready now!

The gas is kicking in, Seth’s consciousness is slipping.

Seth Lerch: Scare...crow...you...fuck..

Scarecrow: Scarecrow? Nope not he, just Issac Yankem! DDS at your service! Now Seth, where does it hurt? Personally, I’m hoping...EVERYWHERE!

Scarecrow straps on a Dentist’s magnifying glass over his hair and inspects the inside of Seth’s mouth. Roxxi is dressed as a naughty nurse. Her boobs are practically falling out of a tight medical uniform. She skips into shot.

Roxxi: Tra-la-LA-la-laaa! JUST KILL THE FUCK! Tra-la-LA-la-laaa!

She skips out of shot. Meanwhile, Scarecrow winces at the devastation he’s found inside Seth’s mouth. Adjusts the headband, and looks through the magnifying glass.

Scarecrow: Wow, there’s a lot of shit in here, Seth. Not all of it yours. Fletching with Balfore, maybe? Makes sense.

Scarecrow wraps a set of pliers around a healthy tooth and begins to yank! His face is insane as he performs the procedure!

Scarecrow: Gotta remove this one! It’s too good! Can’t have that! A broken man should only have set of broken gums, that’s the rules! ITS THE FUCKING RULES!

Seth Lerch: ARGHHHHHH!!!!!

Scarecrow: Nope, ain’t budging. Guess these pesky wisdom teeth need that extra kick, I know, IT’S DRILL TIME!

Seth Lerch: Holyeeeeee fuck!!!!!!

Scarecrow powers up a dentists drill. Roxxi skips back into shot. Stops, sees something, or someone, off camera. Funtime is over.

Roxxi: Crow.

Scarecrow: What?

Roxxi: Turn...around.

Scarecrow: In a minute honey, Crow’s gotta get ta drillin’!

Scarecrow takes his large drill and gets ready to cut out Seth’s wisdom tooth. Scarecrow inches closer with the drill as his eyes grow wide and devilish.

Roxxi: CROW!

Odin Balfore roars onto the scene and connects with a clubbing blow to scarecrow and knocks him away from Seth.
Scarecrow comes back at Odin with the drill and manages to stick him in the chest! But Odin swats him away again before gripping at his wounds. Scarecrow comes back again and cracks Odin in the head with the drill! The Two man brawl with right hands back and forth!

Zach Davis: Somebody get security!

Gravedigger: What? NOW you want an intervention?

Odin gets the upper hand with a knee lift. Scarecrow falls back and knocks over a tray of instruments. Odin tries to untie Seth but Scarecrow comes back and sticks Odin in the side with a six inch metal spike that he was going to use to torture Seth!

Odin Balfore: ARGHHHHHHH!!!

The All Father howls in Pain. Odin is seething and seeing red. Scarecrow notices that the All Fathers temper has gone from upset to raging grabs Roxxi and heads for the hills.

Scarecrow: Time we where gone, honey! Another time, Balfore!

Odin scouls as he unties Seth who looks at him with a giggle from laughing gas and quips:

Seth Lerch: You're bleeding.

Isaiah Chavis vs Masked Avenger vs Jimmy Wicked

Kyle Steel: The following is for one fall, and it is a Triple Threat Match! Introducing first...from Detroit Michigan...weighing in at 215 lbs...he is the Juggalo Warrior...Isaiah Chavis!!!

“Whoop Whoop” by Twiztid blares over the PA system as the camera searches the crowd. It find Isaiah entering from behind the audience, as they erupt in applause. He pulls his clown face goalie mask down, hops up onto a hand railing, and dives into the crowd. They catch him, and surf him around a bit before passing him down to the ring.

Isaiah slides under the bottom rope and pops to his feet, lifting the mask so he can see the fans better. He takes it off and tosses it to a fan in the front row before throwing up his hands in the shape of a “W” and a “C” and shouting “Whoop Whoop!” The fans shout it back at him, bringing a smile to his face as his music dies.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent...from Parts Unknown...weighing in at 350 lbs. ..he is...The Masked Avenger!!!

The lights go down as 'Born in the USA' by Bruce Springsteen begins playing on the jumbo-tron. Explosions light the way along the ramp as the Masked Avenger steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way to the ring. He stands quietly against the ropes as he waits for his opponent. The bomb ticking inside him about to explode as the fire rages behind his eyes.

Kyle Steel: And their opponent..from Rock City...weighing in at 235 lbs...he is...Jimmy Wicked!!!

'Tom Sawyer' by Rush hits the speakers in the arena, and Jimmy Wicked bounces out to the stage, playing air guitar in time to the music. He heads down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans and having a great time. When he gets tot the ring, Wicked slides under the bottom rope and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, playing to the crowd and hitting the air guitar solo, before turning to face his opponent, still with that big grin.

Kyle Steel prepares to exit the ring, but is handed a note instead by one of the WCF runners. He moves back to the center of the ring and raises the mic to his mouth as he glances down at the card

Kyle Steel: And introducing...from a circus near you....Isaiah Chavis's Posse!!

A clown rolls out on a unicycle juggling balls and laughing, followed by two more clowns who tumble back and forth across the ramp. The tumblers finish on their knees facing the ring, and with the unicycle clown they point toward the ring and laugh.

In the ring, Chavis is livid, and Wicked is leaning in his corner laughing. The Masked Avenger even looks amused, leaning in his corner and watching the show with a thin smile spreading across his face. The Juggalo Warrior turns towards his opponents and is not happy with the reaction they are having to the show. With a roar he charges Jimmy Wicked, spearing him into his corner and lays the boots to his surprised opponent.

The Avenger looks on for a moment, also caught by surprise at the vicious attack, but as the bell ring to start the match he moves quickly over and grabs Chavis from behind, tossing him out of the way and continuing the assault on Wicked, who by now is simply covering up and trying to slip out of the spot he's found himself in.

Chavis lands on his feet unsteadily and charges back in, nailing Avenger in the back with a running dropkick. His larger opponent staggers forward and then turns to meet his attacker, who follows up with a thrust kick to the gut doubling the bigger man over.

Chavis bounces off the far ropes and rebounds looking to nail Avenger with a double knee to the head, but is caught halfway there by running dropkick from an unsteady Wicked, who hits the mat and is slow to get up.
Avenger has now recovered and moves to Chavis, grabbing him as he regains his feet and launching him into the ropes, catching him on the return with a lariat that nearly knocks Chavis 360 degrees.




Clearly frustrated, Avenger rolls Chavis to his feet and sets him up for a powerbomb. he tries to lift, but the stunned Juggalo blocks it. Frustrated, he tries again lifting Chavis up in the air and slamming him down. he releases his opponent and moves to cover, but is blasted by a flying forearm from Jimmy Wicked that staggers him back. Wicked follows up with a low dropkick, taking the big man down to one knee, before finishing with a thrust kick to the chin, laying the big man out. He heads for the top rope, looking to put him away with a big dive but the ropes are shaken by a recovering Chavis, causing Wicked to land crotch first on the turnbuckle.

Seeing Avenger still laid out, Chavis shakily leaps onto the ropes, coming off with a springboard corkscrew plancha, and hooks the leg.




Chavis rolls to his feet, still unsteady and spies a reeling Wicked still hung on the ropes. He moves to climb the second turnbuckle, striking the stunned wrestler several times with sharp rights before hooking him up for a superplex. Chavis climbs unsteadily to the top rope and is poised to execute when an recovered Avenger slams a meaty forearm into his back, causing him to slump but not release the hold.

Avenger tucks his head between Isaiah's legs and pulls him over in an electric chair drop, with Chavis flinging Wicked over in a superplex at the same time. The ring shakes with the impact and the crowd starts to chant.


All three men are laying on the mat, spent and not moving. The referee starts his count




Avenger starts to stir...


He makes it to the ropes and uses them to climb. Chavis is slowly moving as well. Wicked is still twitching in the far corner


Avenger gains his feet and moves toward Chavis, who also gains his feet. The two men start trading blows, Avenger with clubbing forearms and Chavis with stiff kicks. The size advantage wins out and Avenger drives Chavis back into the corner with brutal shots before slapping him into a powerbomb position. He lifts Chavis up and slams him down hard before lifting him up again and turning to the center of the ring. He begins to run and drive Chavis tot he ground but Chavis reverses it into a face buster, grinding his face into the mat with a sickening crunch. With some effort, he rolls the big man over and drapes an arm across him



Avenger somehow gets a shoulder up! Chavis lays a few boots in his midsection before moving tot he corner and climbing wearily.

Chavis launches off with a 450 splash, but Wicked manages to drag the big man out of the way and Chavis drops belly first on the mat with a resounding thump. Wicked makes the same weary climb to the top rope and flies off with a Superfly Splash

He connects! He climbs over Avenger and goes for the pin



Chavis gets an arm up! Avenger staggers to his feet and whips a stunned Chavis into the corner. he turns to find a standing Wicked, who peppers him with forearm shots before flinging him into the same corner he flung Chavis into. Avenger runs into the raised knees of Chavis and slumps to the mat stunned. Wicked charges in, catching a quick kick tot he gut from Chavis. The Juggalo Warrior then runs off the near ropes and lesp over the prone Avenger, striking Wicked with knnes to the skull and dropping him.




Chavis wins!!!

Zach Davis: Uh.. did all three of us just decide to go to the bathroom at the same time?

Gravedigger: Guess so! Shit.

Freddy Whoa: No knock on these men. I watched the entire match on the WCF app the whole time - they're world class talent. And a huge win for Chavis.

Zach Davis: Huge indeed! Hope Chelsea Armstrong knows what she's in for.

Gatecrashers Segment

The house lights dim, and the arena fades to darkness, accompanied by dark green and purple mood lighting. The cameras pan around the sold out arena showing the members of the WCF Galaxy waiting in anticipation. Soon a distinct sound of multiple horses galloping is heard. With this the cameras pan back to the stage as we see entrance graphics employing visuals of the Four Horsemen busting through Heaven's gates. The horsemen utter the words “Diamonds and dust”, when suddenly two columns of fire shoot from the sides of the stage as “City of Evil” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play.

This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence

There's more than meets the eye round here look to the waters of the deep.

A city of evil

The flames on the stage continue to burn and an explosion is heard as a blast of smoke was set off at the back of the stage. Fog and dry ice begin to envelope the stage as the music continues to play.

There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head

Symbolic woman sits on his throne but hatred strips her and leaves her naked.

Dark green and purple lights begin to flash throughout the arena as The Gatecrashers enter by a lift in the stage between the flames, and standing in the midst of the smoke.

Kyle Steel: And weighing in at a combined weight of five hundred and twenty pounds! From "Sin City" Las Vegas, Nevada! They are the Gatecrashers, SEAAN SHHHADDDIX and SSAMAEEELLLL!!!

As the strobe lights reflect off the crowd, we see the faces of the mixed reaction by the crowd, some cheering, and some booing. The Gatecrashers stand there staring over the crowd for a few moments and the fire, smoke, mood and strobe lights die down.

She's a dwelling place for demons,

She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird

And makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.

Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The house lights come on and The Gatecrashers then start to head down the ramp, with a slow intimidating walk, as the fans marvel at Samael's size and boo the arrogant Sean Shaddix. Some are brave enough to reach their hands out to touch Samael while Sean dodges everyone and they soon reach the end of the ramp. Samael steps up onto the ring apron and over the rope with ease. While Sean Shaddix walks up the ring steps and dusts his feet off before entering the ring. Sean Shaddix asks the official for a microphone as "City of Evil" fades out. Sean adjusts his Bandana before speaking.

Sean Shaddix: How’s it going members of the WCF Galaxy?! Ya’ll having a good time tonight?!

Some of the crowd pops, but not much.

Sean Shaddix: Alright…alright I get it. You want me to cut to the chase so we can get back to the action. OK. OK. I dig it.

Crowd responds with a mixed reaction which leads Sean to mouth the words “Come on!”.

Sean Shaddix: Ya’ll can do better than that. Anyways moving on, I just wanted to take the time to come out here to introduce you all the hottest thing to hit the scene this side of the Mississippi.

My name is Sean Shaddix and this is my brother Samael. And we are the Gatecrashers! Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about!

A few cheers here and there.

Sean Shaddix: Wait a minute I know what this is about? Are ya’ll hating on me for what happened earlier tonight with “The Monster” Oblivion?


Sean laughs to himself as if he heard the funniest joke in the world!

Sean Shaddix: I did not punk out…don’t make me laugh! I was getting ready to crack that buffoon’s head open like a piñata at a Mexican quinceanera.

Crickets chirp.

Sean Shaddix: Nah like for real though! I’d bust his head open and candy, tacos, etc. you name it would be spilling out of Oblivion’s head. He’s lucky my brother Samael wanted a piece of him instead. He’s lucky he didn’t tangle with ‘The Definition of Technician’ cause then he would have gotten handled.

Gravedigger: This guy’s got some balls, even though he seems to talk too much.

Zach Davis: Yeah I agree, Samael hasn’t even got to get a word in yet. Although it looks like he’s going to be the type that will let his actions speak for him.

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!

Sean Shaddix: Anyhow enough about Oblivion, I’m sure me and my brother will run into him again in the confines of this squared circle and he won’t be able to run this time. The Gatecrashers will make The Chrono-Rippers look like puppies and kittens.

Sean has a big smile wash over his face as Samael just stands there and cracks his neck.

Sean Shaddix: Like we said we just wanted to come out here and introduce ourselves. We’re excited to have signed with the Wrestling Championship Federation. It seems like the perfect home for the Gatecrashers to take residence in. Cause make no mistake about it, we aren’t the average statistics of newcomers coming into the company and sticking around for about a month before taking their ball and going home. We are in it for the long haul. Wrestling is something that we have loved since we were kids. We are here to make a name for ourselves among the one hit wonders, legends, and hall of famers that have walked through the halls in the back and that have gone to war in this ring.

Crowd warms up to the Gatecrashers a bit with a more positive reaction.

Sean Shaddix: Anyways I’m going to let the show get back on the road. Sammy you wanna say anything?

Sean holds the microphone in front of Samael, waiting for him to take it.

Samael: No.

Sean throws the microphone down and the Gatecrashers proceed to leave the ring. Suddenly “My Apocalypse” by Metallica blares throughout the PA System, interrupting the Gatecrashers who stop in their tracks.

Zach Davis: Uh oh. That’s Apocalypse’s music, he’s back again!

Gravedigger: This guy again? Can’t this guy just stay home!

Freddy Whoa: Looks like business is going to pick up.

The lights in the arena go out and we sit a few seconds of silence washed over by the darkness. Soon the lights come back on and we see Sean Shaddix and Samael face to face with Apocalypse and Armageddon.

Zach Davis: It looks like Apocalypse caught wind of these newcomers stealing portions of his entrance.

Gravedigger: I’m surprised anyone even noticed due to how little Apocalypse has been here. He was gone more than he was here.

The crowd wait in anticipation of what’s going to happen. Then it starts. Sean goes to blows with Armageddon and Samael is trading blows with Apocalypse. These four men are beating the holy hell out of each other. Armageddon grabs Sean and Irish whips him towards Apocalypse who is waiting. Sean ducks underneath APOC and catches him off guard with a springboard clothesline rebounding off the ropes.

Zach Davis: Apocalypse is down!

Samael then throttles Armageddon and delivers a Chokeslam!

Freddy Whoa: Did you see how high Samael lifted Armageddon? WHOA! The strength of this cat.

Samael perches and waits for Armageddon to get back to his feet. As he nears a vertical base Samael sticks his head underneath this legs and lifts Armageddon up into an electric chair lift. Sean then heads up to the top rope before jumping and delivering a clothesline to Armageddon connecting with Spiritualized.

Zach Davis: Look at the teamwork between these two brothers, they just totally dismantled Armageddon.

Gravedigger: Meh nothing special.

Freddy Whoa: And look it, they’re not done, Apocalypse is back to his feet.

Samael kicks Apocalypse in the gut and stuns him with a massive elbow to the face. Samael then pushes his head under his legs, lifts Apocalypse up and slams him down to the mat hitting the “Holy Damnation”…a nasty crucifix powerbomb. Sean who is already waiting on the top rope soars into the air doing a front flip and connects with the Seanton bomb!

Zach Davis: And there goes Apocalypse! He was hit with some Synaesthesia!

Gravedigger: Heh. Hopefully Apocalypse is gone for good this time.

Freddy Davis: The Gatecrashers have made a statement. They have taken out Apocalypse and Armageddon. The crowd is digging it too!

Crowd: That was awesome! That was awesome.

Sean and Samael get together and raise each other’s arms in the air celebrating the winning of the battle. “City of Evil” begins to play out as the Gatecrashers pose before the crowd as the feed cuts.

Scarecrow vs Adam Young

The house lights die. The sound of crows cawing echoes throughout the arena, red spotlights dancing across the screaming faces of those in attendance as the ear splitting sound reaches a crescendo.

A moment of Silence, shattered by a wave of cheers as The Scarecrow’s disembodied voice begins to recite, with gravel laced tones, his vengeful credo. The crowd joining in:

“A murder of crows is gathering, the fields are ripe to reap. The days of sin, follow the wind, with promises to keep.”
“And in those fateful hours, when my dawn shall duly rise. The Scarecrow shall guard them, from the devils lies"
“Men of straw they cower, fall and fear the flame. Yet I am the one, who embraces the sun. Let darkness know my name.”

The crowd breaks into cheers, acquiescing to their hero's request:


A moment passes, then “Red Right Hand”, by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds begins to play. As the ominous chords sing, a red spotlight appears on the stage beneath a jumbotron of strange occult symbology; Snakes slithering across the sand, a Joshua Tree bursts into flame, Wicker Men are set on fire by hooded occultists. The Scarecrow emerges from behind the gorilla curtain, his massive form cutting a dark, hulking silhouette, eclipsed by red smoke and light. Still masked in shadow, Scarecrow adjusts his right taped hand and steps forward, only now gaining detail and depth as he slowly begins his procession down the ramp. He's wearing a black, customized hoodie over his fight gear.

Kyle Steel: Standing at six foot six! Weighing in at two hundred and fifty eight pounds! From The Bowery, New York! He is DAHHH MURDAHHH MACHINNNE, DAHHH SCAREEE-CROWWW!!!

The spotlight above follows Scarecrow at a measured pace, his tall frame navigating around the squared circle. Crow sizing up the opposition within with a steely, unwavering glare.

“You're one microscopic cog, in his catastrophic plan. Designed and directed by his red...right...hand.”

The Scarecrow soaks up the cheers from the crowd before sliding inside the ring, adjusting his taped right hand once again as a way of foreshadowing his finishing maneuver. Scarecrow removes his hoodie and hands it to Kyle Steel. With a casual arrogance, Crow slumps up against a post and waves his opponent on, arms draped over the ropes in a crucifix pose, a demeanor of nonchalance tinged with cold menace.

The arena goes pitch black.

Voice: Good guys don't win in the real World.

Smoke fills the entrance and white lights filter threw as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed starts playing. Out walks Adam Young in a black"Villain" t-shirt with white letters on it. He stands there for a moment and then starts towards the ring with boos ringing threw the arena. Adam looks around the arena with a evil smirk on his face and a icey stare in his eyes. A huge burst of pyro goes off back at the entrance as Adam circles the ring. Adam climbs into the ring and throws his tee into the crowd. Black and purple streamers fly into the ring from the crowd.

Zach Davis: Here we go!

Crow and Young circle each other before tying up.

Freddy Whoa: This match is a big deal for Scarecrow. After XIII, he can't afford a loss... especially not going into Explosion against the match he's been gunning for forever, against Odin Balfore.

Crow gets the early advantage, putting Young into a headlock. Young shoves Crow off and as Crow comes back he drops Young with a Shoulderblock.

Gravedigger: Not to mention what we saw earlier tonight between Seth and Crow! Adam Young has always been in Seth's corner, so he has to take Crow down tonight.

Crow runs to the ropes then goes to drop an elbow on Young, but Young rolls away and gets to his feet. Young goes for a Clothesline but Scarecrow ducks it and executes a Snapmare followed by a kick to the spine.

Zach Davis: Spinal Tap!

Crow follows up by waiting for Young to get to his feet and hitting him with a Knife Edge Chop. The crowd woooo!'s and Crow hits another. Young, angry, hits a Chop of his own. Whoooo! Chop. Whoooo!

Freddy Whoa: These two men, trading chops! Ouch.

Young throws Crow to the turnbuckle but Crow reverses it, sending Young in instead. Crow runs at him and Clotheslines him before lifting him up and then grappling.

Gravedigger: Crow has him... here comes a Musclebuster!

Crow hits it! He pins Young.



No!, Young gets the shoulder up.

Zach Davis: Close, but no cigar, for one of the new members of Pantheon.

Freddy Whoa: Pantheon has always kinda sorta totally hated Adam Young, so a loss here wouldn't be great for Scarecrow.

Crow lifts Young up but the referee isn't paying close attention and Young is able to low blow him. Young bounces into the ropes and then runs at Crow, hitting a Running Spinebuster!

Gravedigger: Damn! What a move!

Young stomps at Scarecrow repeatedly before climbing up onto the second rope and measuring up Crow.. boom! Diving Leg Drop! Young pins him, hooking the leg.



No!, shoulder up by Crow!

Zach Davis: Not quite enough to put the Scarecrow away!

Young rolls away and lets Crow get to his feet. Young hooks him...

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Young's Modified Fisherman Driver!

HE HITS IT! The crowd is in disbelief as Young pins Crow.



NO!, Crow gets the shoulder up!

Gravedigger: Scarecrow won't quit! Hot damn!

Young stomps at Crow several times before signalling for the Black Betty.

Zach Davis: Adam Young is gonna end this!

Young pulls Crow in but Crow reverses it with a Back Bodydrop! The crowd roars as Young gets back to his feet and turns to Crow-


Crow drops and pins Young.




Gravedigger: Scarecrow picks up the victory!

Crow's music starts playing as he gets to his feet, hurting, but hurting as a winner.

Zach Davis: The People's Champion has a win here tonight, but at Explosion, he's facing Odin Balfore, a WCF legend. Explosion will be Scarecrow's toughest match to date.

The referee raises Crow's arm up as we go to commercial.

Zombie McMorris vs Doc Henry

Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.

“Killed By Death” hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. Them Lemmy Vocals smash the speakrs as the spot light is shown ZMAC whose stand out in the middle section of the arena.

Kyle Steel: The first contestant, weighing in at two hundred and sixty pounds, and standing at six foot six inches. He is the Honey Badger, the Duck of New York, The Evil Incarnate, The Coked Up Mad Man..... ZZZOOOOOMMMMBBBBBBBBIIIIIEEEEEE......MCCCCCCCMMMMMMMOOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!

He begins to walk down towards the ring then gets body surfed down to the crowd barrier. He hops the barrier and slides into the ring.

Freddy Whoa: The Honey Badger has arrived!

As Zombie McMorris stands in the ring, “Dr. Feelgood” hits the speakers. As the main riff blasts through the arena, Doc, and Mary emerge on the stage. Looking around, he raises his fists in the air, the crowd cheering wildly as he then leads the way to the ring.

Kyle Steel: And now, from Griffin, Georgia. Standing at six foot and five inches, weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, he is the Confederate Champion...... DOOOOOCCCCCC...HHHHHEEEEEENNNNNRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Climbing up the steps, he holds the ropes for Mary, who slinks lithely through. Doc steps through the ropes and grins proudly as he hands the Confederate Championship to Mary.

Zach Davis: The referee checking with both contestants now.

The referee calls for the bell to ring, causing both Zombie McMorris and Doc Henry to head to the center of the ring, ready to tie up. Doc Henry moves forward, but McMorris sidesteps and kicks the knees of Doc. McMorris starts delivering a series of jabs, pushing Doc towards the corner. McMorris hits with a powerful uppercut, sending Doc Henry flying to the turnbuckle. McMorris wastes no time as he hits with a three combo haymaker.

Freddy Whoa: McMorris on the attack.

Doc attempts to block the strikes, but McMorris instead sets up the Irish Whip, sending Doc into the opposite corner. McMorris rushes after, connecting with a strong spear, sending Doc doubling over in pain. McMorris doesn’t let up, and instead starts stomping him.

Gravedigger: Zombie McMorris a little relentless now.

Freddy Whoa: Will Doc Henry be able to get out of this?

Doc grabs the foot of McMorris, sending him to the ground himself. McMorris simply slides forward and starts delivering mounted punches to Doc.

Zach Davis: Doc Henry getting demolished in the ring right now.

The referee finally breaks the two up, sending Zombie to the opposite corner while he checks on Doc Henry. Doc motions for the match to continue, causing the referee to back off. Doc uses the ropes to pull himself up, and the two circle the ring.

Zach Davis: Will Doc be able to turn the tide?

McMorris moves in, as does Doc. The two tie up, but McMorris quickly gains the upper hand. He pushes Doc into the corner again, and delivers another three combo haymaker. McMorris backs off, but moves forward yet again, this time connecting with a big boot right in the face of Doc Henry.

Freddy Whoa: Doc Henry doesn’t even seem to be in this match!

McMorris backs away, allowing Doc to stumble out of the corner. Doc is holding his side in pain. McMorris moves in, kicking Doc in the gut. He grabs Doc.

Freddy Whoa: The Zombie Drop, Zombie Drop!!!!

McMorris pulls off, waiting for Doc to get up. After several moments of struggling to stand, Doc is finally on his feet, though still doubled over and holding his side. McMorris moves in and grabs Doc, setting him up for the gutwrench powerbomb.

Freddy Whoa: The Axe Wound!

Zach Davis: This could be it!




Freddy Whoa: Zombie McMorris wins!

Zach Davis: A bit of a one sided victory here, but Zombie McMorris has pulled off the win.

The referee holds up Zombie McMorris’ hand, as Doc Henry rolls out of the ring and stays on the apron. Mary checks on him, concerned as he still holds his side.

Gravedigger: Doc Henry is not looking too good here.

Zach Davis: The referee now checking on him.

Doc Henry nods at the referee, and slowly steps down from the apron, with the help of Mary. Heavily leaning on Mary, Doc starts to make his way to the ramps.

Scarecrow/Odin Balfore Segment

We’re back in the parking lot. The camera focuses on that rebuilt Mach one. Its lovely. Its all black. It shines. Odin Balfore arrives on the scene, coming from inside the area to the parking lot area.

Zach Davis: Oh no...this spells trouble.

Gravedigger: Goodbye insurance premium!

Odin walks over to the car and admires it for a moment, running his fingers across it and palming the passenger side mirror.

Odin Balfore: Opps.

Odin tries to open the door but its locked. He takes a step back and a big boot fixes that problem.

Odin Balfore: Ya' see, Scarecrow. You by a Ford and you get Ford Problems. You mess with The All Father, you get Mortality problem.

Odin grabs the inside handle and rips it off, breaking the lock. The door swings free as Odin grabs it with his clobberin' paws and rips the door clean off its hinges.


Scarecrow charges right for the car. He jumps on the hood and tries to go for the moon roof that Odin just made as he punched threw it. With one arm Odin yanks scarecrow down inside and the car takes off into the parking lot, swerving all over. Inside the two men struggle but Odin is able to boot Scarecrow out of the car. Crow rolls, but gets to his feet. He has his Samurai sword from the back seat!

Scarecrow: IT ENDS HERE!

As Odin whips the Mach one into reverse, a cement post takes the passenger door clean off!

Scarecrow: COME ON!

Odin hits the gas as the car screeches and peels out in Scarecrows direction. Scarecrow just manges to dive out the way as the car comes to a stop.

Scarecrow lunges at an exiting Odin, swings with the sword! The blade is inches away from the all-father. Balfore boots Crow backwards as the two men brawl.

Its right hands, its elbows, its knees and parking cones. Its everything not cemented down to the ground. Crow lunches forward again with the sword, Odin dodges, the blade lodges into the hood of Seth’s limo!

Scarecrow: FUCK!

WHACK! Odin has a CEMENT POST RIPPED FROM THE FLOOR, with almighty strength he swings at Crow, who’s struck by the swipe and falls backwards hard onto the hood of a nearby truck, the window shattering!

Odin and Crow fight on the hood of the truck, Roxxi meanwhile is trying to pry loose the sword from the hood of the limo!

Roxxi: C’mon you sumbitch!

The sword comes away! She runs towards Crow and Odin as Odin swings back with a huge haymaker, connects with Roxxi. Who’s sent flying she drops the sword.

Scarecrow: Roxxi! You son of a bitch, Balfore! I'll kill you!

Scarecrow turns back to Balfore..


Scarecrow is lifted up by Balfore, HUGH SLAM onto the roof of the truck, which SHATTERS under the impact!

Zach Davis: OH MY GAWD!

Roxxi licks a slither of blood of her chin and raises the samurai sword at Balfore, the all father just calmly motions past.

Odin Balfore: I’ll see you soon, Roxxi. Tell Crow when he wakes up. At Explosion? This ends between us. Now, put that fucking sword down.

She lowers the blade and runs towards Crow.

Odin Balfore: Oh yeah, one other thing, the gas tank? It’s FUCKED!

Roxxi: What?

KA BOOM! THE MACH ONE EXPLODES. Roxxi instinctively shields Crow from the blast as he wakes up.

Scarecrow: What...happened?

Roxxi: The norseman happened.

Roxxi uses a finger to gather up a slither of blood from Scarecrow’s temple and licks it. They embrace and kiss.

Zach Davis: That, is one twisted couple.

Gravedigger: Yeah, but I think we all know who’s gonna drive her home tonight.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa, who?

Gravedigger: Hertz! Ha!

Mikey eXtreme/Jackson White vs Thomas Uriel Bates/Gemini Battle

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a tag team match. Introducing first…from Brooklyn, New York…accompanied by Doc…he is MIKEY!!! EXTREME!!!

As the lights in the arena go out, "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains begins to blare over the crowd. A flash of light shoots towards the center of the ring and you can make out the shape of Freakshow. The arena stays blanketed in darkness until a red light hits the stage, a light fog begins to drift out and engulf the stage. Mikey eXtreme walks out as "lightning" begins to crash into the stage. Freakshow, who appeared to be in the ring just moments ago is now slowly following Mikey to the ring. Mikey does not make eye contact with anyone in the crowd and ignores their requests for any interaction. Mikey slides into the ring and rolls to the corner where he sits, leaning against the bottom rope. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Mikey's opponent/the stage where Mikey's opponent will be entering from.

Zach Davis: Every time I think about Mikey eXtreme I think that I’m actually going to see him come out with a guy named Doc.

Gravedigger: Is his psyche rubbing off onto you, Davis?

Zach Davis: No, just I’m used to people coming out with a manager that they talk to or have some sort of communication…chemistry of some type, but eXtreme comes out with no one and still looks like he’s talking to someone.

Freddy Whoa: He is. He’s talking to Doc.

Zach Davis: Doc doesn’t exist, Whoa.

Gravedigger: He may not exist, but he does to that man.

Kyle Steel: And his partner…

“Neuroma” by Fuse begins to play as a loud bang hits and fire comes up out of the stage.
Kyle Steel: From Oporto, Portugal. He is JACKSON!!! THE FENIX!!! WHITE!!!
As the fires goes out Jackson “The Fenix” White walks out slowly to the ring with the hoody looking down then he enters the ring and stretch both of his arms looking up.

Gravedigger: Here is a talented individual.

Zach Davis: Sure is a good addition to the WCF roster. He may have made his debut a way back, but each week this guy keeps getting better.

Gravedigger: It’ll be interesting to see how these two get along in the ring as they will both be challenging Grime for the TV Championship at Explosion.

As White’s music stops "Falling Higher" by Helloween plays through the Arena as it goes black with only a spotlight shining at the entrance curtain. A Duo of tattooed men burst through and take a look around. When they think the coast is clear they open the curtain and Vanessa Williams, a beautiful and tall black woman wearing a skin tight red dress, walks through. She motions towards the entrance and Gemini Battle walks through to a series of boos from the crowd.

Kyle Steel: And their opponents…introducing first…from Centereach, New York. He is accompanied by the beautiful Vanessa…GEMINI BATTLE!!!

He looks straight forward at the ring ignoring the jeers of the fans as Vanessa slaps away the hands that reach out towards him. She plants a huge kiss on the lips of Gemini as he slithers under the bottom rope and slides backwards towards the corner of the ring. He uses the ropes to get to his feet and removes his overcoat and hands it to Vanessa on the outside of the ring as he waits for the match to begin.

Kyle Steel: And his partner…standing 6’9” tall and weighing in at 430 pounds! From Huntsville, Alabama! THOMAS!!! URIELLLL!!! BATES!!!

The loud sound of a Harley-Davidson motorcycle blares over the PA System. It soon fades, and is replaced with “Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band as the titron begins showing clips of Bates working at his father’s training center, with a focus on his in ring training. Thomas Uriel Bates walks through the curtains and walks towards the ring with a focused look. As he reaches the ring, he walks up the steps and climbs over the top rope, entering the ring.

Gravedigger: That is a giant of a man! I almost wonder how long he’ll be able to stand on that apron with Gemini Battle in the ring waiting for a tag.

Zach Davis: That’s if Battle even gets a chance to get in the ring. Bates is quite capable of facing off against both eXtreme and White here.

Freddy Whoa: Yeah, but I don’t think that Gemini Battle will be willing to allow it.

Gemini Battle watches as Thomas Uriel Bates gets into the ring. Bates looks down at him. They make eye contact and Bates motions Gemini Battle to get into the ring. Gemini doesn’t move and Bates looks like he’s getting angry about it. Battle looks at some of fans as Bates stretches his arms out and roars in breaking eye contact with Battle.

Crowd: BATES!!! BATES!!!

Gemini Battle: Shut up ya imbeciles!

Bates looks over at Battle and referee tells Gemini to get up on the apron. Bates remains in the ring and Mikey eXtreme motions to White that he’s fine with him starting the match and just gets out on the apron. As Bates is standing there waiting for the bell to start with his back to Gemini, Gemini waits for the bell to ring and tags himself in by slapping Bates on the back.

Zach Davis: OH!!! That was a hard slap!

Freddy Whoa: Looks like Bates won’t be starting this match after all.

Bates and Battle stare each other down. Bates nods and shrugs it off and gets out onto the apron. White and Gemini Battle tie up after a couple circles in the ring. Gemini puts White into a side headlock after throwing White’s arms from his shoulders. Battle looks over at Bates as he wrenches down on the hold taunting Bates. Bates looks on, not impressed. White pulls Battle backward and uses the ropes for leverage shoving Battle off into the ropes towards the other side of ring. Battle grabs the ropes stopping him from White’s attempt for a back body drop. White stands straight up, looking at Battle who is paying more attention to Bates than him.

Zach Davis: Battle may want to concentrate on his opponents here.

Freddy Whoa: This was going to be an interesting match seeing as both these teams will be facing each other at Explosion on the 29th.

Gravedigger: I do enjoy these twists. I like seeing how future matches affect guys when they are forced to team up against each other.

Freddy Whoa: Well at least these guys are out here willing to go head to head. Occulo, our United States Champion has refused to team up with Marc Mayhem to face Jayson Price and Kaz Macy. That match will be later on tonight.

Gemini Battle and White tie up once more. This time White connects with a hard kick to the gut. He unloads with three solids right hands. He follows up with and Irish Whip this time Gemini doesn’t grab the rope and White gets the back body-drop off. Gemini hits the mat hard and rolls out of the ring in the direction of Vanessa.

Zach Davis: What a big drop! Gemini hit hard and he’s taking one of his scheduled breaks.

Gravedigger: Bates does not like this one bit, Davis.

Bates drop to the floor and gets in Gemini’s face. He points Gemini to the ring, but Battle walks right past him. Bates slams his hands down on the apron and yells at Gemini.

Crowd: Booo!

Zach Davis: Bates is livid!

Bates grabs the bottom rope and starts to pull himself up to the apron, but White runs and hits a baseball slide drop kick to the big man send him off the apron to the floor. It doesn’t take long for Gemini to take advantage. He slides in under the bottom rope and attacks White as soon as White gets to his feet.

Gravedigger: Gemini takes full advantage. That’s what happens when guys don’t usually take part in the tag team competition. They tend to forget about the other man.

Freddy Whoa: Gemini is just vicious. Stomping away now at the grounded Jackson White.

Fenix covers up as Gemini keeps trying to stomp away at his head. Gemini can’t get good contact, but his stomps are doing enough to keep the man on the ground taking what damage he’s dealt. As Bates gets back up onto the apron, Gemini gloats. He mocks Bates. Bates makes a motion that he wants in, so Gemini shrugs and grabs Fenix around the head. He gives Fenix a stiff head butt before lifting the man to his feet. He whips Fenix into the ropes, but Fenix comes back with a hard clothesline turning Gemini inside out. Gemini rolls toward the bottom rope, but this time Fenix doesn’t allow him to get out of the ring. He grabs Gemini by the leg.

Zach Davis: Stopped! And Gemini has nowhere to go.

Gravedigger: Fenix is having none of it. He knows he can’t let Gemini regroup here.

Gemini tries to kick his leg free from Fenix’s grasp, but to no avail. Fenix pulls Battle back to the center of the ring, grabs both legs and stomps on Battle’s gut. He does it a second time then does an elbow drop on Battle’s left knee.

Zach Davis: A little technical tactics here. Trying to work on the legs of Gemini Battle is Jackson White.

Gravedigger: Mikey likes what he’s seeing here.

Fenix looks over at Mikey and lets go of Battle and goes over to tag Mikey. Mikey doesn’t see him coming over as his attention is apparently on Doc. Fenix slaps Mikey on the shoulder, but this opens the opportunity for Gemini Battle to make the tag to Bates.

Gravedigger: Ah. Shouldn’t have left him alone.

Freddy Whoa: And here comes the big man, Thomas Uriel Bates!

Bates goes for a clothesline as Mikey is running in. Mikey ducks under, bounces off the ropes and comes back with a flying cross body. Bates catches him in mid-air. Mikey wiggles free. He kicks Bates in the mid-section, runs to the ropes bouncing off.

Zach Davis: The speed of Mikey eXtreme playing a big part here. Bates needs to ground him before he gets into a groove.

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!! WHOA!!! Bates went for the Bates’ Boot! Mikey ducked it! Mikey ducks it!

Zach Davis: Off the ropes again and—

Gravedigger: What a drop kick! Bates still on his feet! Mikey with a strong drop kick and Bates still doesn’t go down!

Zach Davis: Mikey Extreme to his feet. Bates looks off balance—

Mikey goes for a running side kick.

Zach Davis: Mikey hits X Marks the Spot!

Freddy Whoa: The cover!




Crowd: OOOOH!!!

Zach Davis: Bates kicks out at two! Gemini doesn’t even attempt to make the save.

Mikey goes to the top rope. He waits for Bates to get to his feet. Vanessa gets up onto the apron and shoves Extreme off the turnbuckle right in front of the referee. Gemini drops down after the referee warns her and nearly calls for a disqualification. Bates grabs the refs pant leg to distract him so the disqualification isn’t called. Gemini is on the floor arguing with Vanessa about what just happened.

Zach Davis: Mikey Extreme and Bates both down here. Bates looks like he’s getting to his feet.

Gravedigger: Mikey is having a tough time getting back up after that. He wasn’t aware of the ringside dangers that Vanessa brings to G-Battle’s matches.

Zach Davis: Bates is up. Mikey Extreme up to his knees here.

Bates grabs Mikey Extreme and lifts him up. He picks the man up into a body slam and slams the man back down. He looks over at Gemini Battle and points at Vanessa. Gemini doesn’t pay any attention to Bates and Bates continues to pursue the downed Extreme. He lifts Mikey up to his feet, delivers a hard side forearm to the jaw of Mikey with his left arm, which send Extreme to his own corner. Fenix tagging himself back into the ring. Fenix comes in clobbering away at Bates. The big man is hardly fazed, though.

Zach Davis: Lucky for Mikey Extreme being sent to his own corner from that stiff forearm shot to the side of the head.

Gravedigger: Yeah it looked like Bates was about to go to work on the guy…

Gemini Battle gets back on the apron. Fenix’s very next hard right is blocked by Bates and he whips Fenix back into the corner. Gemini holds his hands up but doesn’t move. Fenix gives Gemini a back elbow, but it only stuns Battle. Battle grabs the top rope to keep from dropping down to the floor.

Gravedigger: Oooh! Nice shot!

Zach Davis: Here comes Bates. Jackson White needs to get out of there.

Bates traps Fenix in the corner and delivers a few hard shots with his elbow to the side of Fenix’s head. Bates tags Gemini Battle in and they look at each other with White be held in the corner by Bates’ big right hand on his chest.

Gravedigger: Definitely some tension in that tag!

Zach Davis: A lot of frustration on the part of Bates with Gemini shown there!

Gemini Battle gets into the ring as Bates moves out of the way. Gemini hits Fenix with a few knife edge chops then goes over to the center of the ropes the opposite side of the ring with his back to Mikey Extreme. He flips off the crowd and grabs Fenix behind the neck, pulling him out of the corner. He puts Fenix in an abdominal stretch and taunts Bates. His back is to Bates as he’s looking back over his shoulder and every now and then looks over at Mikey to make sure the guy isn’t coming into the ring to save his partner. Mikey is just holding his hand out letting Fenix know that he’s there, but not too eager to come in and give him a hand.

Zach Davis: How long can this go on?

Freddy Whoa: This is going to make Explosion one hell of a night. Both these teams will be facing one another and this match…it’s going to just be a great night March 29th.

Zach Davis: You’re right about that, Whoa! Gemini just stretching Jackson White’s midsection and taunting his own partner in the process.

The crowd starts to chant.

Crowd: BATES!!! BATES!!! BATES!!!

The chants are followed by clapping and Fenix uses the chants to his own advantage as he begins to power out. Gemini looking upset with the fans chanting for Bates and realizing that Fenix is being fueled by the chanting.

Gravedigger: Fenix is coming back! Here we go!

Fenix gets out of the abdominal stretch, delivering a hip toss and runs to the ropes. Bouncing off.



Zach Davis: He might have it!



Zach Davis: Yes! NO!!! Jackson White rolls his shoulder up. So close!

Gravedigger: Gemini Battle can’t believe it.

Battle looks at the referee. He glares. Vanessa yells at the referee.

Vanessa: Come on! Learn how to count!

Gemini is frustrated with the referee and gets in his face about it. He gets so infuriated he goes over and slaps Bates on the chest. Bates gets in as Gemini Battle gets out. Bates just looks at Gemini and nods and turns his attention to Fenix.

Zach Davis: Oh hard tag again!

Gravedigger: Say what you will but these two have been a decent tag team.

Bates picks Fenix up from the mat and lift the smaller man up into the air into a military press. He presses Fenix 3 times then hits a Gorilla Press Gutbuster.

Gravedigger: Oh the power!

Zach Davis: Memphis Giant Slam!

Bates looks over at Gemini Battle. Battle mock yawns at what just took place. Bates grabs Fenix around the back of the man’s neck, but Fenix breaks free and staggers over to Mikey eXtreme who drops down from the apron and avoids being tagged. Fenix can’t believe it.

Zach Davis: Mikey just dropped to the floor! He avoids being tagged in.

Gravedigger: He’s either smart or stupid. Considering the circumstances tonight smart. But for Explosion, I’m not so sure!

Bates grabs Fenix behind the neck as Fenix is focused on Mikey. Bates puts Fenix into a full nelson hold, pulls him back into the center of the ring and lifts him up high. Fenix flies into the air…


Gravedigger: Here’s the cover…match is in the bag!




Zach Davis: THREE!!! Yes, Bates scores the victory! Bates and Gemini are your winners!

The loud sound of a Harley-Davidson motorcycle blares over the PA System. It soon fades, and is replaced with “Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band.

Kyle Steel: Here are your winners as a result of a pinfall! THOMAS URIEL BATES AND GEMINI BATTLE!!!

The Unveiling

As the music stops playing, Fenix leaves the ring after a brief stare down between him and Mikey. Mikey turns around to see that Bates and Battle are starting to have a real heated argument. Big Train starts coming out to the ring as Bates and Gemini are starting to brawl a bit.

Zach Davis: We knew this wouldn’t take long! And here comes Big Train!

Mikey looks over at Big Train and backs up into the corner. As Big Train enters the ring, Mikey hits him with a running side kick.


Zach Davis: And here comes Caraid, just barely making their way to the ring. They don’t seem the least bit worried though!

Gemini Battle is sent over the top rope by Bate with a clothesline. Vanessa rushes over to him, and as Battle gets back to his feet, he and Vanessa see Caraid coming. The two men just pass them by as Charlie waves mockingly at them.

Zach Davis: Another celebration in the ring? (NOTE: If Bates/Gemini did not win, change this to: What’s going on here?)

Connor and Charlie climb through the ropes, making their way into the ring. All are staring at Mikey eXtreme, causing him to back himself into a corner.

Freddy Whoa: This doesn’t look good.

Zach Davis: Not at all.

Charlie approaches Bates, reaching into his vest with Mikey paying close attention. Charlie hands Bates three large patches. One is a white skull with fangs, the letter “MC” to the right of the picture. The other two are rockers, one reading “Dark Riders Gang”, the other reading “WCF”.

Zach Davis: Wait a minute.

Bates grabs the patches, and extends them out, offering them to Mikey eXtreme. After a brief moment, eXtreme takes it.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Mikey eXtreme may just be the newest member of the Dark Riders Gang Motorcycle Club!

Zach Davis: I think one of those patches said “WCF”.

Connor hands Bates a microphone, then joins Charlie in a small celebration with Mikey eXtreme. Bates looks to the crowd, and addresses them.

Thomas Bates: You know, I’ve been here for a little over a month now. Every since I signed up, I’ve been hearing a lot about certain people, and hearing about certain groups that are here in the WCF. Just thinking about it, we have; The Vapor Kings, Poondock Saints, Hotdog Kings, and the Pantheon. Now sure, some of these are just tag teams, or at least are for now, but Pantheon is styled as “The World’s Mightiest Wrestling Stable” in a clear rip off of Marvel’s Avengers.

The fans cheer at the mention of Pantheon.

Thomas Bates: Long before the Dark Riders Gang became a Motorcycle Club, my father and my uncle started that club as a wrestling stable way back in Nineteen Ninety-Three. They dominated the wrestling scene for many, many years. The DRG was one of the most feared, respected, and loved stables that existed back in the day. It started with four great men; Alexander James, Andre Bates, Scott Stonewall, and Sickle. Today, we restart the DRG as a wrestling stable with four new founders; Konstantin “Connor” Noskov, Charles “Charlie” Anderson, Mikey eXtreme, and me, Thomas Uriel Bates. Now, more are sure to come, and our exact goals will be made quite clear in the coming weeks.

Freddy Whoa: A new stable in the WCF?

Zach Davis: That’s what it looks like.

Reginald Dampshaw III/Joey Flash vs The Chrono-Rippers

Zach Davis: Coming up next, we have a very unique and very interesting tag team bout.

Freddy Whoa: That's right. These two teams, this week, had a war of words, as well.

Gravedigger: Let's see of that war of the words will continue, inside the ring.

Zach Davis: It looks like Kyle Steel is in the ring for the match introductions.

Kyle Steel: The following match is set for one fall.

The words "Dampshaw" come on the screen in flashy, Victorian style lettering. Dampshaw III walks down, arrogantly waving his hand not unlike the Queen.

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green
And was the holy lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen

Dampshaw looks around at the crowd while walking, giving the people looks of disgust as he truly believes that he is above them.

Kyle Steel: First, coming down to the ring... from Ryde, Isle of Wight, England... weighing in at 229 pounds... Reginald Dampshaw the third.

Bring me my Bow of burning gold
Bring me my arrows of desire
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold
Bring me my Chariot of fire

Reginald slowly enters the ring and lifts his arms up in the air, looking around the arena at all the fans, a look of pure contempt and dislike on his features. Gold smoke and gold sparks come tumbling down onto him as the fans boo the hated wrestler. Reginald is uncaring in this reaction, immersed in his own self love.

The arena lights dim as the crowd buzz begins to build to fever pitch. The music begins and lingers for a moment before Joey Flash in all his glory emerges from behind the curtain staring at the crowd. He floats regally down the aisle bathing in the atmosphere and stopping to shake the hand of anyone who desires it.

He circles the ring not once, but twice. Delaying his entrance and the match even further riling the crowd before sliding into the ring and sitting down in one of the ring corners staring at his future foe with both apathy and disgust.

Zach Davis: This newcomer looks confident and ready for action.

Freddy Whoa: It also helps to have a partner like Joey Flash.

The arena lights dim as the crowd buzz begins to build to fever pitch. The music begins and lingers for a moment before Joey Flash in all his glory emerges from behind the curtain staring at the crowd.

Gravedigger: Speaking of, here comes Joey Flash.

He floats regally down the aisle bathing in the atmosphere and stopping to shake the hand of anyone who desires it.

Kyle Steel: Arriving down to the ring... from The Bronx, New York... weighing in at 220 pounds... This is Joey Flash!!

He circles the ring not once, but twice. Delaying his entrance and the match even further riling the crowd before sliding into the ring and sitting down in one of the ring corners with both apathy and disgust.

Zach Davis: The first team of competitors are in the ring.

Freddy Whoa: All we need now is the team of The Chrono-Rippers.

Zach Davis: We wait, as Oblivion and Johnny Reb make their appearances for this match up...

The house lights dim, as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the speakers. Lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around a jam packed arena.


Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd, as the crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb and Oblivion step out from behind the curtain. Several mixtures of boos and cheers goes up from the crowd. As they walk down the ramp, the cameraman gets real close, as Oblivion and Johnny Reb sneer at the camera. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Some of the nearby crowd continue to rock out, as The Chrono-Rippers proceed to walk down the entrance ramp. Their focus is only on those in the ring.

Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring... with a combined weight of 517 pounds... this is The Monster Oblivion and The Inveterate Confederate Johnny Reb..... THE CHRONO-RIIIIIPEEEEEERRRRSS!!

Oblivion and Johnny Reb circle the ring. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles. Oblivion enters the ring, walks to another corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Both Oblivion and Johnny Reb extend out their arms. The crown reacts with a mixed reaction.

Zach Davis: Johnny Reb and Oblivion COULD end up being a formidable tag team.

Both Johnny Reb and Oblivion jump down into the ring.


Zach Davis: It looks as if Reginald Dampshaw is going up against The Dark Timekeeper Johnny Reb.

The two competitors circle the ring. Within seconds, both Dampshaw and Dark Reb collide, in the center of the ring.

Zach Davis: Reginald Dampshaw and Johnny Reb hook up with a collar and elbow tie up.

Both competitors push and pull on one another, trying to gain an advantage.


Freddy Whoa: A vertical suplex executed by Reginald Dampshaw.

Gravedigger: The third.

Johhny Reb gets back up to one knee, as he adjusted his back, before getting back to his feet.

Zach Davis: Both competitors collide once again, with a collar and elbow tie up.

Reb pushes Dampshaw to the ropes.


Zach Davis: Dark Reb executes with a springboard armdrag.

Dampshaw charges at Reb with an errant clothesline attempt. Reb charges at his opppnent...


Gravedigger: Dampshaw nails his opponent with a running clothesline.

Dampshaw picks up Reb and connects with a European Uppercut.

Freddy Whoa: That uppercut, makes a person's neck to snap back.


Zach Davis: Reginald Dampshaw connect with a forearm smash.

Dampshaw grabs Johnny Reb and whips him into the corner, immediately chasing after him. Reb uses the advantage by climbing up the ropes, without using hands. Within a microsecond Reb leaps off the second turnbuckle...


Gravedigger: Flying clothesline.

Dampshaw hits the mat hard. Reb takes advantage climbs up the ropes, as Dampshaw lays prone on the mat, while slowly moving around in pain.


Freddy Whoa: Johnny Reb flies...


Zach Davis: Johnny Reb is going for the pin.

The referee slides into position...

Crowd: ONE!

Crowd: TW-.... NOOOOOOO!!


Zach Davis: Reb picks up Dampshaw.

Reb takes Reginald Dampshaw over to the corner....



Johnny Reb whips Reginald Dampshaw into the ropes. Dampshaw bounces off....


Freddy Whoa: Back body from Oblivion...


Gravedigger: Johnny Reb follows up with dropping an elbow on Reginald Dampshaw.


Zach Davis: Oblivion drops a leg drop across the back of the neck of Reginald Dampshaw.

Gravedigger: The third.

Oblivion whips IT's opponent into the ropes. Dampshaw bounces off the ropes.


Oblivion nails IT's opponent with an back elbow.


Freddy Whoa: Dropping headbutt!!


Zach Davis: Another dropping headbutt!!

Oblivion picks up Reginald Dampshaw...


Zach Davis: Dampshaw jams a thumb into the right eye of The Monster.


Gravedigger: Here comes Joey Flash.



Crowd: WHOA!!

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! A belly to belly suplex by Joey Flash on The Monster Oblivion!!

Gravedigger: Flash is going for the pin.

Stanley Moser slides into position.

Crowd: ONE!!

Crowd: TWO!!





Freddy Whoa: Swinging neckbreaker.

Flash grabs Oblivion and puts The Monster in a simple armbar.


Zach Davis: Oblivion punches Joey Flash to break the hold....


Joey Flash nails Oblivion with a single arm ddt.

Gravedigger: That rung the bell of The Monster!!

Joey Flash grabs Oblivion...


Freddy Whoa: Oblivion nails Joey Flash with a swift kick to the gut...


The Monster nails Flash with a double underhook ddt.

Gravedigger: YES!! DIRTNAP!!


Zach Davis: Oblivion goes for an elbow drop...


Gravedigger: Joey Flash moves out of the way.


Freddy Whoa: Here comes Reginald Dampshaw the third.

Whoa stares at Gravedigger. Dampshaw grabs The Monster...

Freddy Whoa: Koji Clutch!! Oblivion is thrashing around alot.

Dampshaw uses his right foot to push on the back of Oblivion right leg and now The Monster is down to one knee.


Oblivion stands up and stumbles backwards....


Reginald Dampshaw get squished in between The Monster and the turnbuckles.

Zach Davis: Oblivion steps back several feet.... THE MONSTER CHARGES AT REGINALD DAMPSHAW!!


Gravedigger: Dampshaw moves out of the way!!

Oblivion stumbles...


Freddy Whoa: Reginald Dampshaw suplexed Oblivion right into those turnbuckles!!

Oblivion repositions ITself, very quickly.

Zach Davis: Reginald Dampshaw charges at Oblivion.

Gravedigger: The Monster is NOT moving!!!

Freddy Whoa: Reginald Dampshaw is a screamiong lunatic. He is about to totally annihilate The Monster Oblivion!!


Gravedigger: Oblivion moves out of the way!!

Oblivion is staggering around, grabs Dampshaw....


Freddy Whoa: MUSCLE BUSTER!!

Oblivion grabs the ankle of Reginald Dampshaw...


Zach Davis: Here comes Johnny Reb!!

Reb climbs up to the top turnbuckle, as Oblivion has eginald Dampshaw in a hanging suplex. Reb flies off the top turnbuckle into a spinning senton, crashing into Dampshaw, as they both crash down to the mat together,

Gravedigger: WHAT?! Wait on a second all four men enter the ring.

Oblivion grabs Dampshaw into a fireman's carry....


Zach Davis: 5150!!!

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Joey Flash creeping up on The Monster Oblivion...


Zach Davis: What amazing strength!! LIGHTNING BOLT..... GERMAN SUPLEX!!

Johnny Reb spins Joey Flash around....



Reb climbs up the turnbuckles and without wasting any time, Johnny Reb flies off the top turnbuckle....


Gravedigger: SHOOTING STAR....


Gravedigger: And right into a flying elbow drop!!!

Zach Davis: Southern Discomfort!!


Freddy Whoa: Johnny Reb tags in The Monster Oblivion!!

Oblivion grabs Joey Flash....

WHOOSH..... .....WHAM!!

Zach Davis: The Monster just ceremoniously tossed Joey Flash out of the ring, over the top rope!!


Gravedigger: Reginald Dampshaw just nails Johnny Reb!!

Dampshaw grabs Reb...


Freddy Whoa: TIGER SUPLEX!!!


Oblivion nails Reginald Dampshaw on the back...

Zach Davis: Oblivion grabs Reginald Dampshaw and places him on the shoulders of The Monster with a fireman;s carry.

Johnny Reb is already on the top turnbuckle....


Gravedigger: Oblivion is in motion of executing the 5150...

Johnny Reb is already flying off the top turnbuckle with a shooting star press. Oblivion nails Reginald Dampshaw with a cutter....


Johnny Reb follows through with the shooting star press and landing with a elbow drop!!

Zach Davis: 5150 PROOF!!! Johnny Reb makes the cover with Oblivion hovering over Reb...

Freddy Whoa: This looks as if it's a double pin...

Crowd: ONE!

Crowd: TWO!!


ICE Beckman vs Dune

The arena is quiet with the lights all on when over the PA system you hear a man ask, "Are you Drunk yet?" as the crowd responds with a cheer "Feels Good Inc." by The Gorillaz hits the speakers. The lights begin to flash blue and white as two cannon shot of fake snow shoot out from the entrance area. Out from the snow comes Natural ICE Beckman holding a beer in one hand and the World title in the other. He chugs the last half of the beer, then crushes the beer in his hand before tossing it into the crowd.

Kyle Steel: Now coming to the ring, from Foam Lake, Wisconsin. Weighing in at 250lbs...NATURAL!!! ICE!!! BECKMAN!!!

ICE then smiles to the crowd going up and stealing beers from willing fans. He chugs the beers down the aisle until he reaches the ring. Once there he rolls into the ring, sitting up in the corner. He rests against the turnbuckle waiting for the match to begin and cleans his beard from the beer foam.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent…

The lights flicker to black and the opening chords of Angelo Badalamenti's "The Pink Room" hit in the darkness. Smoke pours out in front of the deep red lights just beyond the entrance. Two golden spotlights slowly scan the audience as Dune clears the curtain and emerges from the smoke. His cold eyes remain fixed on the ring as he makes his way down the ramp.

Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring...from the badlands of the Mojave Desert...weighing in at 276 pounds...DUUUUUUUNE!

He slides into the ring and is quick to his feet. He walks around the inner-perimeter, testing the ropes and stretching a bit, then he makes his way to the center of the ring. He grabs the collar of his thick vest with both hands and looks out into the crowd as each corner-post issues a final hiss of smoke before the lights come on again. He makes his way to the corner, sliding out of his tactical vest and dropping it outside the ring.

Zach Davis: The former WCF World Champion to face Dune here in this match up. Dune formerly WCF Internet Champion.

Gravedigger: Two former champions going head to head here. Both will be going to face Pantheon members come Explosion March 29th!

Freddy Whoa: The forces of sand and ice collide!

Gravedigger: Hey that’s good. You make that up?

Freddy Whoa: Yes. Yes, I did.

Gravedigger: No you didn’t.

The ref calls for the bell to start the match. Ice and Dune circle each other around the ring, each looking for an opening to get at each other. They come together in a collar and elbow tie-up. Ice gets the better of Dune, locking him in a headlock. Dune backs him up to the ropes, and pushes him off, sending Ice to the ropes on the other side of the ring. As Ice comes back, he rams into Dune, sending him down to the mat with a shoulder block.

Zach Davis: Ice and Dune collide and down goes Dune!

Dune gets quickly up to his feet, starting at Ice. They lock up again, but this time, Dune sends his knee into Ice's gut, doubling him over.

Gravedigger: Ice cut off!

Dune grabs Ice's arm and whips him to the ropes, delivering a hip toss to the returning man. He gets Ice up to his feet, and backs him up to the corner. Delivering blows to his opponent's gut and head. The ref yells at Dune and begins to count.




Dune waits until the ref is up to the count of four before stopping. He backs up as Ice leans in the corner, feeling his head. Dune comes in for more, but Ice explodes out of the corner, delivering a strong clothesline to Dune, taking the man off his feet.

Zach Davis: Oh! What impact out of the corner!

Gravedigger: Hard clothesline from Ice there.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa!

Gravedigger: Talking to yourself?

Ice gets him back up, just to drop him with a snap suplex. Ice backs up and hits the ropes, falling with a headbutt to Dune's shoulder. As Dune gets to his feet, holding his shoulder, Ice runs to the ropes again, and comes back with a dropkick. Dune sees it coming, though, and moves to the side, pushing Ice away from him.

Gravedigger: Good counter.

Zach Davis: Who will get the upperhand?

Gravedigger: With Ice being a former World Champion I don’t think I would bet against him. The odds are still in his favor.

Ice starts to get to his feet, but Dune hits him in the back with a soccer kick, making Ice grimace in pain. Dune stands over the fallen Ice, quickly turns, and delivers a standing moonsault. He hooks the outside leg, looking for a quick win.




Zach Davis: Kick out at 2!! Dune trying to get a quick victory over Ice.

Gravedigger: He’ll have to do a lot more than that to get the win here over Natural Ice Beckman.

Dune gets to a knee as he starts to pull Ice up to his feet again. As soon as they’re on their feet, Dune puts Ice in a side headlock and begins to run forward. Ice escapes! Dune looks back and goes for a running lariat. Ice runs and ducks underneath and hits the ropes. Coming off the ropes Ice goes to the air with a flying back elbow to Dune. Dune goes down.

Zach Davis: Ice coming alive here!

Gravedigger: Here comes a fight!

Dune gets to his feet. Ice to his feet first. Dune swings, but Ice ducks under and grabs Dune around the waist.

Gravedigger: German Suplex!

The back of Dune’s head hits the mat hard. Ice sees that Dune’s eyes are glazed over. He goes for the cover.

Gravedigger: 1…


Crowd: 3!!!

Zach Davis: NO!!! Dune kicks out at 2 and half!

Gravedigger: Dune powered out!

Zach Davis: More like just rolling the shoulder.

Ice pushes to his feet. He grabs Dune’s head with both hands and lifts Dune up. He pushes Dune’s head between his legs.


Gravedigger: No! Dune powers him up and over his head. Backbody drop style!

Ice crashed to the mat. Dune staggers over to the ropes and starts to shake out the cob webs from that german suplex. He goes for Ice as Ice gets to his feet. Irish Whips Ice into the far corner. He charges in. Hits Ice with running boot to the face. Ice topples over as he walks out of the corner. Lying on the mat face down, Dune rolls Ice over and covers.



Zach Davis: Was that 3?!?!

Gravedigger: No the ref says only 2!

Freddy Whoa: Oh so close! Dune about had Ice Beckman! Can you imagine what that would do for Dune’s career here in the WCF?

Gravedigger: Yeah, but Ice isn’t the World Champion anymore. It would just be Dune pinning Ice. Not Dune pinning the Champion.

Dune gets back up. He grabs the left leg of Ice and rolls him over into a single leg Boston Crab and grabs for Ice’s arm. Ice fights and Dune can’t get ahold of it. Dune puts more torque into the move, though for a moment loses his grip on Ice before applying more. Ice takes the moment to sweep the legs out from under Dune. Dune goes down.

Gravedigger: Oh, the work of a former World Champion. Nice!

Freddy Whoa: This looks pretty evenly matched so far.

Gravedigger: So far…

Both Ice and Dune get back to their feet. Back to a collar and elbow tie up. This time Dune just shoves Ice backward. Ice stumbles back a few steps, and Dune hits the ropes flying back with a clothesline.

Zach Davis: OH!!! The both get the clothesline! Both Ice and Dune are down!

Gravedigger: Oh wow! Who’s taken the most damage?

The ref begins his count. At the count of 5 both Dune and Ice begin to move.


Gravedigger: There’s life! There’s fight still!

Zach Davis: I don’t think the fight ever went away, Gravedigger.

Gravedigger: No, but there’s more left!
Freddy Whoa: 7!!!

Ice pushes to his feet first as the referee reaches 8. He grabs Dune. But Dune hits Ice with an European Uppercut. He runs to the ropes, bouncing off!

Zach Davis: Ice with a drop kick! Dune goes down hard!

Gravedigger: This is impressive showing from these two!

Ice gets to his feet grabs Dune and picks him up. He shoves the man’s head between his legs and lifts, hitting a jump piledriver.



Ice goes over and gets Dune into a Crippler Crossface position!


Dune starts to crawl toward the ropes until Ice puts more torque pulling Dune’s head back further. Dune’s hand is shaking as he screams in pain. The referee checks twice asking. Dune holds on each time, but finally Dune taps.


Gravedigger: ICE WINS!!!

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by submission! NATURAL!!! ICE!!! BECKMAN!!!

Freddy Whoa: Amazing effort by Dune here tonight. Beckman has proven himself near unbeatable, but Dune took him closer to a loss than anyone I can remember not named Bobby Cairo.

Jayson Price/Kaz Mazy vs Grime/Marc Mayhem

The fans start laughing after seeing that Grime just paid off the clowns for their part in the clown act from earlier on. At that point you hear the rumbling of a motorcycle engine then “Down With the Sickness” by Disturbed starts over the PA system.

Zach Davis: Oh man! The Juggalo Warrior Isaiah Chavis will not like that.

Gravedigger: No! But I thought it was pretty funny once I saw Grime paying them off for their work.

Kyle Steel: The following match is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…from Denver, Colorado…He is the Wrestling Championship Federation Television Champion! GRIME!!!

Grime walks out to the ring. This time no biker jacket on or a towel over his head. He makes his way to the ring. He has a smirk on his face as he knows everyone just saw what he’d done tonight. He raises the title over his head and as he gets to the ring he slides the belt in and circles the ring to the opposite side. He decides to just climb the steel steps and enters the ring. He picks the title up and hands it to the referee.

Zach Davis: The Television Champ is here. He’s taken the place of Occulo for this match up to team with Marc Mayhem against Kaz Macy and Jayson Price.

The arena goes black and “Hail to the King” by avenged sevenfold plays over PA. A spot light lights up the center of the ring. Marc walks out from behind the curtain.

Kyle Steel: And his partner…

Mayhem runs down the ramp while red pyros go off following him down.

Kyle Steel: From Madison, Wisconsin! Weighing in at 220 pounds and standing at an even 6 feet tall. He is…

He slides under the ropes…

Kyle Steel: MARC!!! MAYHEM!!!

Marc Mayhem looks at Grime who looks back. They give each other a nod and Marc Mayhem warms up in the spotlight while the two men wait for their opponents.

Kyle Steel: And their opponents…first from the Poondocks! He is one half of the hottest Tag Team in the in-DUHS-TREE today. KAZ MACY!!!

Heavy guitar distortion cuts through the arena as all the lights shut off, minus a gaggle of blue and green on the stage. They all aim at the tron which is showing an unorthodox entrance video. It shows WCF Superstar Kaz Mazy performing daring feats all in Super Nintendo fighting game graphics ala Mortal Kombat.


"2nd Sucks" by A Day To Remember starts blaring as lights explode throughout the arena and the words growl sending a shiver up every collective spine in attendance. The battle cry makes men sprout thick and poons wet. Every child in attendance grows hair on their chest and they reach for the nearest bong and start tokin' up!

Spotlights center on one of the entrances in the crowd where Kaz stands, kendo holstered to his back, Tag Team Championship around his waist, and Bolts Quackenbush waving that Old Glory PG Flag with the Ham' n' Sick' and the Fitty Stars and Thickteen Bars.

Zach Davis: It's Kaz Mazy!

Freddy Whoa: The only thing that would make this entrance thicker is titties being motorboated!

As if on cue, Bolts motorboats the baddest set of titties in attendance on that instant transmission shit as Kaz starts making his way down the steps, throwing his hands in the air with each cry of his name.


Zach Davis: The Kaz Movement has begun! Can anybody stop it?

Freddy Whoa: Naw dude. I don't think so.

Kaz leaps the barricade and slides into the ring. He taunts to the crowd from the second rope and they explode in Kaz cheers once again.


Kaz unstraps his Tag Team Championship and his kendo and hands his effects to Bolts who guards them with his life. Kaz leans against the turnbuckle as his music fades and awaits the start of the match. He looks at Marc Mayhem and Grime who are across the ring. Grime leaning back against the turnbuckle in the corner.

All of the lights in the arena drop as "Explosia" by Gojira kicks in over the arena speakers. When the vocals kick in, pyro explodes from the stage and from around the jumbotron as it fires to life with a video montage of all of Price's greatest moments. A spotlight comes on and shines on the stage as Price steps out from the back to a massive pop from the crowd.

Kyle Steel: And his partner! "The South Street Menace"…"The South Street Nightmare"…from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! He is JAAAYSON PRIIICE!!!

Price pauses at the top of the ramp to let the crowd get themselves a good look before heading down the ramp, grabbing a beer from a fan trying to get a high five. He down the beer, toss the empty cup into the crowd and then roll in under the bottom rope. He heads for the corner behind Macy, climbs up to the second rope and gives the fans the finger before hopping down to the mat. He pulls off his shirt and throws it to the crowd before warming up for the match in his corner. He looks at Macy. He looks across the ring at Mayhem and Grime. Marc itching a bit to get things underway.

Zach Davis: Do you wonder if Grime is really out here to give Mayhem a hand or if he’s just trying to make a name for himself in the WCF?

Gravedigger: I don’t think it has to do with any of that. I think he’s just down to fight here tonight.

Zach Davis: Yeah we’ll see what happens.

Grime pats Marc on the back and gets out onto the apron. Kaz Macy and Jayson Price just look at each other and Jayson Price gives a shrug and decides to do the same.

Zach Davis: Looks like Kaz and Mayhem are going to start things off here.

Gravedigger: Did you just pick up on that, Davis? I would have never known unless you told me first.

Marc Mayhem and Kaz Macy hesitate for a moment as the bell rings and then tie up in the center of the ring, each trying to get the upper hand. Mayhem puts Kaz in a side headlock quickly and Kaz backs him up into the rope and throws him off. Mayhem bounces off the ropes and comes back with the shoulder block, sending Kaz to the mat. Kaz pops to his feet looking at Mayhem. The two stare at each other and then start to circle around before once again tying up. This time Mayhem is stuck in the side headlock. He pushes Kaz against the ropes and throws him off just as Kaz did to him. This time Kaz hits the shoulder block and Mayhem goes to the mat.

Zach Davis: Oh. Looks like the bodies are evenly matched here.

Gravedigger: Yeah not much of difference at all. All about momentum when it comes to knocking each other down. This is going to take skill to get the upperhand here. You’re quiet, Whoa?

Freddy Whoa: Didn’t want to interrupt. Just watching the match.

Mayhem and Kaz lock up again. Kaz puts Mayhem in a side headlock, but rather than allowing him to continue pushing him off, Kaz steps in front of Mayhem and does a side headlock take down. He holds Mayhem in the center of the ring. Kaz facing toward Grime to keep an eye on him just in case. He wrenches Mayhem’s head. A few moments go by and Mayhem rolls Kaz onto his back, shoulders down on the mat.


Zach Davis: No only one. Kaz letting go and getting out of the pinfall count.

Gravedigger: Good awareness by Mayhem there to roll to the side.

Kaz gets to his feet at about the same time Mayhem gets to one knee. He runs and hits Mayhem with a shining wizard.

Zach Davis: Back down goes Mayhem.

Freddy Whoa: Kaz is really staying on Mayhem here.

Zach Davis: It is good strategy, Whoa. Marc Mayhem is no push over here in the WCF. He’s got a lot of talent and a lot of heart.

Gravedigger: Kaz looks like he’s ready to get some air!

Kaz has climbed to the top rope and is standing on the top turnbuckle waiting for Mayhem to get back to his feet. As Mayhem stands up, Kaz tight rope walks a few steps onto the rope and using the rope as a springboard flies off and hits Mayhem with a spring board drop kick to the chest. Mayhem goes down hard.

Zach Davis: Nice move! Kaz goes for the quick cover!



Zach Davis: Just as the referee’s hand hit the mat for 2 Mayhem kicks out!

Kaz gets up to one knee. He has his hand behind Mayhem head and is lifting him up. With Mayhem in the sitting position Kaz pops up, runs to the ropes and bounces off coming back with a falling clothesline.

Zach Davis: Oh man! Impact!

Gravedigger: Interesting move there.

Kaz gets to his feet and goes over and tags Jayson Price. They have no form of communication as Jayson Price gets in and starts to go to work on Mayhem. He lifts Mayhem up the rest of the way as he was on one knee. And at that moment Mayhem gives Price a nice hard right back elbow to the side of the head. Price steps back hits Mayhem with a hard right. Mayhem returns the favor.

Zach Davis: Mayhem fighting back…

Gravedigger: Mayhem with a stiff left hand. Another right!

Zach Davis: And Jayson Price with an European upper cut!

Price follows after Mayhem as he tries to make his way over to the ropes. Price turns Mayhem around hits him with a knife edge chop and sends Mayhem across the ring with an Irish Whip. Mayhem bouncing off the ropes returns with a hard clothesline to Price sending Price down. Mayhem goes down as well, but close enough to roll over and reaches up to tag Grime in.

Zach Davis: And here comes Grime!

Gravedigger: Smart tag, Marc.

Grime gets to Price just as he’s getting to his feet. He hammers away on Price with a series of right hands before running to the ropes for more momentum. Price takes advantage of experience and snap power slams Grime as he’s charging back.

Gravedigger: Jayson Price one step ahead of Grime there.

Freddy Whoa: Nice!

Zach Davis: Grime to one knee here quick!

At that moment Price grabs Grime by the arm and delivers a quick kick to the face and then locks his arm.

Zach Davis: Armbar! What a kick to the face of Grime from Jayson Price!

Gravedigger: Bet Grime felt that!

Zach Davis: Who wouldn’t??

Jayson Price puts more and more torque into the arm bar as Grime attempts to fight out of it. Price quickly switches from a single arm bar and puts his legs crossed over Grime’s chest as he wrenches the arm.

Zach Davis: Grime is no submission expert. He’s in there with one of the best tacticians in the squared circle right now. This is going to be a real test for Grime.

Gravedigger: Yeah, Grime hasn’t faced an opponent like Kaz Macy or Jayson Price yet. These guys know how to work you down. They know how to hurt you in calculated ways. It will be interesting to see how Grime deals with that.

Grime is trying to figure out how to break the hold. Marc is encouraging him from the corner. He decides to grab Jayson’s top leg and uses power to unhook the legs of Price. Grime sits up as best he can, throwing the right leg of Price behind him. He pulls with the arm that Grime has hold of and brings Price in closer.

Zach Davis: What’s Grime doing here?

Gravedigger: I think he’s figured it out!

Grime punches the left inner thigh of Price until he lets go of his arm. Grime grabs onto Price’s leg and rolls back. He puts all his weight on Price’s other leg and puts both his elbows into the muscles causing Price to scream out.

Zach Davis: Oh digging those elbows in to Price’s leg and putting all that 270 pounds on it.

Gravedigger: That’s no submission hold, but damn.

Price frees his left leg and kicks Grime in the face again. Grime tumbles backward freeing Price’s leg from underneath and Price rubs it to try getting rid of the pain from Grime’s elbows digging in. Grime holding his face pushes to his feet. Price gets up and the two look each other over. They circle a bit. Grime goes to swing at Jayson Price, but he ducks and gets him into a back waist lock. Before he can attempt a german suplex, Grime hits him with a back elbow.

Zach Davis: Grime catches Jayson Price hard!

Gravedigger: Here comes the brawler!

Grime starts to beat away with rights and lefts to the body and head of Jayson Price as Price gets backed up into the corner. Grime hits Price with a hard back elbow to the head after he dishes out more hard rights and lefts to the man’s body.

Zach Davis: Grime in control now.

Freddy Whoa: Jayson Price looks rocked!

Gravedigger: Yeah. But we’ve seen him rocked before and he comes back. He’s got a lot of fight in him.

Jayson Price shakes his head and Grime grabs him behind the neck and puts him into a front head lock. He drags Price to his corner and Marc Mayhem tags Grime on the back and gets in. He and Grime move somewhat as a team as they bring Jayson Price towards the center of the ring and hit a double suplex. Grime rolls out of the ring and uses the ropes to get up onto the apron.

Zach Davis: Marc Mayhem in control now.

Mayhem picks Price back up to his feet and then hits Price with a Belly to Back suplex. He looks over at Kaz Macy before focusing back on Price. He jumps on Price and puts a crossface on him.

Zach Davis: Cross face! He’s got it locked on!

Gravedigger: Here comes Kaz!

Grime gets into the ring and cuts Kaz off before he can break the hold. Price is powering his way toward the ropes hoping to break free. Grime and Kaz battle toe to toe and the fight falls out to the ringside floor. They keep going at it as Price gets to the ropes. The referee tells Mayhem to break the hold and starts his count.




Mayhem breaks the hold and Price begins to pull himself to his feet as the referee back Mayhem away. As Mayhem comes back the referee warns Kaz and Grime to get to their corners. After a few more rights and lefts they do so. The referee turns his attention back Mayhem and Price. As Mayhem comes to him Price hits a low drop kick to the left leg of Marc Mayhem and Mayhem stumbles forward and falls landing with the rope just going across his chest. Price steps up on Mayhem’s back. The referee starts the count.





Referee: Get off the ropes, Price!

Zach Davis: The referee has had a tough night keeping control of these tag matches, guys.

Gravedigger: Well tonight we knew was going to be crazy. The matches were made to make Explosion a lot more intense. They’ve made the night itself intense.

Grime is reaching over the ropes, just as Kaz is in opposite corners. Price looks over at Grime then at Kaz and back to Mayhem. He picks Mayhem up and puts on a front face lock of his own and drags Mayhem to his corner. He tags Kaz in and Kaz comes in. Together they give Mayhem a snap suplex.

Freddy Whoa: Team work from both teams here.

Marc Mayhem is holding his back as he lays face down. He kicks his right foot on the mat in pain from the snap suplex. Price gets out of the ring. As Mayhem gets to a knee, Kaz runs to the ropes, he springs off them and goes for a cross body.

Gravedigger: Mayhem moves out of the way!

Zach Davis: Did Kaz have his eyes closed?!?!

Gravedigger: I don’t think so.

Freddy Whoa: Mayhem getting back into control here. He looks over at Grime.

Gravedigger: Grime wants in.

Marc Mayhem tags Grime with a hard slap to the hand. Grime gets in the ring. He grabs Kaz. He whips the man into the corner. He starts dealing Wheels of Pain on Kaz and then tosses him toward the center of the ring.

Zach Davis: Here comes Jayson Price!

Price enters the ring. Grime turns to see him, the referee cuts Price off short, but Grime comes behind the referee and punches Price hard in the side of the head with a right. Price stumbles away and tags in Kaz.

Zach Davis: Here comes Mazy!

Kaz Springboards into the ring and Dropkicks Grime, who flies into the corner and tags in Marc. Marc comes in and is met with a series of kicks from Kaz. Marc fights through the pain and throws Kaz to the ropes. As Kaz hits them he Springboards and comes back -

Freddy Whoa: REPTILIAN! Kaz hits it!

Kaz quickly jumps to the top rope...

Gravedigger: WHY WON'T CAN'T LET ME!? He hits it!

Into the pin!




Zach Davis: The odd couple team of Kaz and Price wins it!

Kaz rolls away and begins to get up but Price is immediately on him and begins brawling with him! The two men trade blows. Price is able to get Kaz dazed, and backs away... BOOM! PRICE CHECK!

Freddy Whoa: These two were able to coexist long enough to get a win tonight, but we have a huge Tag Team Titles match set for Explosion! Jayson Price has no honor, if he can get an edge here tonight, he'll do it.

Price grabs the nearby Cruiserweight Title and lets Mazy struggle to his feet before running at him and smashing him in the face with it! Kaz goes down and Price stands overtop of him, holding the Cruiserweight Title high.

Gravedigger: Mr. Every Title is a man who has built himself on his accolades. He's won every Title here in the WCF, but at Explosion, he could add yet another reign to his list of accomplishments... He's the King Midas of WCF, all Jayson Price cares about is gold.

Price drops to the mat and rolls out, taking his Cruiserweight Title and heading to the back.

Non-Title Match
Bobby Cairo vs Alex Richards

Zach Davis: We've got one hell of a match coming up for our main event!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Bobby Cairo verses Alexander Richards? Thats insane booking! The Godfather of professional wrestling will have to overcome the three hundred pound reign of confusion!

Zach Davis: There may not be any title on the line, but a win here for either man is massive momentum leading into Explosion!

Gravedigger: Poondocks verses Pantheon? Anyone got an explosive device? I sense a "two bitches, one detonation" moment.

The opening bars of I'm not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks begins and Alex Richards walks towards the ring with a huge smile on his smile. He holds his doctor's bag in one hand and with the other he takes turns slapping hands, hugging, signing autographs, high fiving.

Gravedigger: Oh great, idiot number one has arrived.

Zach Davis: He's the internet champion, he's seen off Dune...Kaz Mazy...

Gravedigger: Not well enough, they're still around!

Kyle Steel: Currently on the way to the ring, weighing in at 345 pounds and hailing from anyplace that needs pain, suffering, pills, or Zima... "The Archduke of Mass Confusion" Alex Richards!!!

Gravedigger: There's only one duke, JOHN FUCKING WAYNE!

A moment passes, then:

The ominous cowbell of anarchy hits the PA system and the crowd jumps to its feet and begins to chant--


"Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine kicks into gear. A spotlight singles out "The Godfather of Professional Wrestling" Bobby Cairo as he makes his way through the crowd. The fans react with a loud cheer and chant even louder--


Zach Davis: The man that finally defrosted the ice age!

Gravedigger: You think thats a good thing Zach? Ya little whelp! Who's gonna conquer the hate now, huh? WHO?!

The "BO-LIEVE IN BOBBY CAIRO!" signs are out in full force as Bobby slaps hands with his supporters, gropes tits and asses, and generally makes a spectacle of himself while navigating his way through the audience. Cairo reaches the fan barrier, hops over it and slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He climbs the turnbuckles and salutes the fans, soliciting another loud cheer, before hopping down and readying himself for the match. Bolts Quackenbush, as always, is outside the ring watching proceedings carefully.

Stanley Moser signals for the bell to ring as Bobby and Alex circle each other, the difference in size and power is obvious.

Zach Davis: Bobby may have a slight height advantage, but he's giving away more than a hundred pounds here.

Gravedigger: He'd probably tell you those stats don't count his thick.


Collar and elbow tie up by Alex, Bobby slips out and goes for a German suplex, Alex adjusts his centre of gravity and puts the brakes on. Snapmare by Alex, who locks in a sleeper, Bobby slips out again, goes for a snap suplex, Alex powers out of it, and reverses the move into a flapjack, follows that up with a leg drop, but Bobby is up and hits a Running enziguri!


Zach Davis: Ouch!

Bobby with a Texas Cloverleaf attempt, Alex powers out and is up and running, rebounds off the ropes and connects with a running knee to the head!

Bobby is down, with Alex attempting to take advantage, looks to be calling for the Curb Stomp. Makes the run, but Bobby catches the leg as Alex approaches and hits a Dragon screw legwhip; follows that up with a front forward flip senton. Goes for a pin attempt.

KICK OUT AT ONE! Alex switches gears, mounts Bobby and starts to deliver a series of brutal punches. Bobby huddles up, looks for an opening and locks in an armbar, Alex grabs hold of Bobby's leg and lifts the Godfather up for an improvised fall away slam attempt, connects! But Bobby holds on with the armbar as they both roll and slam back down to the mat, with Bobby pulling back on the arm. SCREAMING. Alex reaches out, and eventually makes it to the ropes.

Zach Davis: Some old school mat wrestling there.

Bobby eventually breaks the hold as Alex tries to swing momentum back in his favour with a Short Arm Lariat attempt, winces slightly in pain after the armbar, this gives Bobby time to counter with a Million Dollar Dream attempt. No dice. Alex hits a sidewalk slam, follows that up with a Powerbomb attempt, lifts Bobby up as Cairo goes for the R-CAIRO IN MID AIR!


Alex pushes off Bobby in time. Cairo lands in a heap on the mat as Alex charges, Bobby is up, just in time to catch a thunderous STO! Match starts to pick up the pace now as Alex hits a Neckbreaker , goes for it again, blocked, Inverted atomic drop by Bobby who hits a Spinebuster! Lifts Alex up and whips him into the corner. Charges at Alex, who ducks and sends Bobby sailing onto the top turnbuckle. In an impressive feat of agility, Bobby manages to twist in mid air and rebound into a missile dropkick!


Alex staggers, whips Cairo back into the turnbuckle with force and lifts Cairo up for the Sanity Slip! Alex lifts Cairo up for the powerbomb, but Cairo reverses the move at it's apex into an AVALANCHE TORNADO DDT!






Cairo with the pin again, kick out! Alex powers out again.

Zach Davis: Great tenacity by Cairo, but Richards refuses to quit!





Gravedigger: Oh no what the hell is this? Are those TMNT Security idiots Calzone and Zangles gonna come out here and make fools of themselves again?

Freddy Whoa: That ain't TMNT Security-- Das Jayson Price and Jay Omega, the number one contenders to the Tag Team Championship! It's a swerve, nig-GUH!

With Bobby distracted by the Pantheon numbers game, Alex seizes the advantage. He switches tactics and goes to work on Bobby's cybernetically enhanced back. Butterfly backbreaker , followed up with a One handed backbreaker! More mounted punches by Alex who's busted Cairo open!

Zach Davis: I think Cairo has made Alex mad, and the distraction by Price and Omega gave Alex the perfect opportunity to exact his vengeance upon the Godfather.

Gravedigger: Made him mad, Zach? Alex was born mad.

Freddy Whoa: No kiddin', Diggz. Alex one of those born mad nigguhs, no matter how friendly he act when he got dat Zimquila in him.

Alex goes for a Sit out piledriver, Cairo tries to back body drop out of the situation, but the weight disadvantage is too much. Suddenly, "2nd Sucks" by A Day To Remember hits the PA.

Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Das Kaz Mazy's music! He's on his way through the crowd!

The Archduke of Mass Confusion looks toward the crowd as a spotlight follows Kaz on his way to the ring. This distraction gives Cairo an opportunity to think his way out of his predicament. He drops to his knees and hits the EYE POKE OF DOOM! Alex winces as Cairo whips Alex into the ropes, catches the archduke with a release german suplex on the rebound! Lifts Alex up and goes for the Irresistible Bliss!

Zach Davis: Irresistible Bliss! Irresistible Bliss!


Alex uses his power advantage to hits a Sit out piledriver ! Goes for a pin!





Kaz joins Bolts at ringside to even up the numbers game, cheering for Cairo, as Omega and Price cheer for Richards from the opposite side of the ring. Alex signals to the crowd that it's over, wraps his huge hand around the throat of Bobby and lifts him up for the Zim-Quila Hangover!

Zach Davis: Zim-Quila! Zim-Quila! MY GAWD!

Alex lifts Bobby up for the move as--


Cairo with the pin attempt!





Camera shot as Bolts and Kaz are shocked! The crowd is shocked!

Zach Davis: Alex Richards will not die! BY GAWD HE KICKED OUT!

Bobby shakes his head, slowly rises to his feet and goes to lock in the Cairopractor!

Bobby locks in the high-angle Boston Crab with his knee dug deep into Alex's spine for added agony; Alex grimaces with the sheer volume of pain, shakes his head, reaching out for the ropes. Bobby tries to drag him away, but the weight disadvantage comes back into play as Alex slips out of the move and hits a desperation low blow!

DDT on Cairo by Alex! The archduke irish whips Cairo into the corner! Alex sets Cairo up for the Sanity Slip. CONNECTS! Both competitors dive down to the mat, Alex makes the cover!




KICKOUT! KICKOUT! Alex can't believe it. Slams his fists down on the mat in frustration. Screams WHAT THE FUCK!?


Alex lifts Bobby up by his hair, Irish whips Bobby into the ropes, catches him on the rebound!

Alex hits --

Zach Davis: Final Enlightenment! Final Enlightenment!

The archduke catches Bobby sweet with the belly to back chokeslam, goes for the pin!




Freddy Whoa: WHOA!

Zach Davis: CONFUSION REIGNS! BY GAWD! BY GAWD! Alex has done it! He pinned the champ!

Gravedigger: Yeah well...they're both still alive, so whoop de doo.

Richards rolls away as the crowd applauds his effort.

Freddy Whoa: I don't believe this! Richards has defeated the reigning WCF World Champion. Wow.

Zach Davis: You'd have to assume this puts him into contendership, yes?

Gravedigger: Who knows. Explosion is already all booked up - and Bobby Cairo and Kaz Mazy have the Tag Team Championships to worry about. And as of tonight, Pantheon proved they have the advantage.

Adding to the intensity of that great back and forth match that was just witnessed, Omega and Price climb into the ring, as do Kaz Mazy and Bolts Quackenbush. Cairo and Richards quickly get to their feet, making it an even three-on-three standoff as the dust has barely settled on the match.

Zach Davis: What the hell is gonna happen here? Richards and Cairo just went to war in a great match, and Omega and Price no doubt want to send a message to the Poondock Saints just one week before their bout for those Tag Team Championships at Explosion!

Freddy Whoa: We might have an impromptu Six-man bout right hurr!

Gravedigger: Hell, I might join in the fun. I'm feelin' a little ginned up, fellaz.

Zach Davis: That might be from the gin you've been suckin' down since the production meeting this morning, Diggz.

Cutting through the commotion in the ring, "For the Love of Life" by David Sylvian hits the PA.

Freddy Whoa: Da hell is dis? OCCULO is here, my nigz! Dis man was supposed to compete in tag action tonight, decided NUH UH not happenin, but he's here to make a statement at the end of this Slam broadcast!

Zach Davis: Occulo will be facing Jay Omega next week at Explosion in the semifinals of the Trilogy Cup, as long as he doesn't back out of it, and it looks like he's jacking his jaw at Omega as he makes his way to the ring! Omega's pullin' double duty next week, and it seems as though Occulo is eager to remind him of that fact.

Gravedigger: Shit, that's more than I would do. I'd just sit back and let Omega stress all week thinkin' about how he's gotta deal with me and them Poondocks all in one night.

Angelo Badalamenti's "The Pink Room" is next to hit the PA system.

Zach Davis: Dune is here! He's the fourth man who will be competing in the Trilogy Cup semifinals next week at Explosion and he's got his eyes locked on Alexander Richards, his opponent in that match!

Freddy Whoa: We saw what happened the last time deez krackahz rumbled. I might be excusin' myself from this announce table, genna-men. Blood don't wash outta silk very e-z-lee and dis a very expensive suit I'm wearin.

Gravedigger: Sit down, jobbah shoez. That suit cost ten bucks off the rack at Tah-Get.

Dune climbs into the ring to confront Richards. Occulo is nose to nose with Omega. Kaz and Price are in each other's faces. Meanwhile, Bolts and Bobby are starin' at that pair of Quadruple ZZZZ knockahs in the foe-teenth row.

Suddenly, "Master of Puppets" hits the PA. The crowd instantly boos. They love the song, of course-- they simply hate the fact that Seth is on his way to the ring with microphone in hand.

Seth Lerch: Gentlemen, gentlemen! You will not give away next week's Tag Team Championship and Trilogy Cup bouts for free on tonight's Slam broadcast! These people--


Seth Lerch: Shut up, ya damned dirty apes! These people are gonna pay their eight-eighty-eight to watch those matches on the Dub Cee Eff Network live and exclusively on the Explosion pay-per-view extravaganza! They ain't gettin' it for free!

The spittle ebbs and flows from Seth's gullet as he froths at the mouth in a dire rage.

Zach Davis: Seth is not happy about this confrontation, but I don't see how it can hurt the Network's subscription rate. A little hype never hurt that Dub Cee Eff bottom line!

Gravedigger: Yeh but Seth don't wanna give it away for free like he's saying-- nor does he wanna see any last minute injures in a brawl to conclude Slam, ya know? Kinda silly somebody pulls a thick or loses an eye and has to be removed from the Explosion card cuz-a something that could've been easily prevented.

Freddy Whoa: You ever compete with a pulled thick or a lost eye, Diggz?

Gravedigger: Won a WAR and a Worldz Championship while competing with both such injures, Freddy, but that was back when men were men and women wore aprons and made us sammiches, nawutimean?

Just as it looks like cooler heads have prevailed upon Seth's arrival to the ring, DA SLAP HURRED ROUND DA WHIRLED echoes through the arena and the crowd goes apeshit bananas!

Zach Davis: I don't believe what we're seeing! This is chaos! Absolute chaos and pandemonium! We gotta go, folks! I'm being told that the screen is already black due to FCC censors, but what I can describe for you is--


Table of Contents

Slam Intro

Television Title Match: BioWalker vs Grime

Scarecrow Arrives

Caraid vs The Dark Prince/Q-Ball

Cameron Asher vs Snapz vs Mystic vs S.A.M.

Seth Lerch Segment

Isaiah Chavis vs Masked Avenger vs Jimmy Wicked

Gatecrashers Segment

Scarecrow vs Adam Young

Zombie McMorris vs Doc Henry

Scarecrow/Odin Balfore Segment

Mikey eXtreme/Jackson White vs Thomas Uriel Bates/Gemini Battle

The Unveiling

Reginald Dampshaw III/Joey Flash vs The Chrono-Rippers

ICE Beckman vs Dune

Jayson Price/Kaz Mazy vs Occulo/Marc Mayhem

Bobby Cairo vs Alex Richards


Of The Week

Alex Richards
ICE Beckman vs Dune



ICE Beckman
Joey Flash
United States:
Deuce Murdock
Tag Team:
The Poondock Saints