Slam opens up with Seth Lerch's big fat face. The fans boo.
Seth Lerch: Welcome to Slam!
Seth Lerch: This is Slam 349. We're one Slam away from Slam 350. The 350th episode of the longest running episodic show in e-fedding history!
Gravedigger: Uh, a few things here. First of all, what is e-wrestling? Second of all, we've had more than 350 Slam episodes, but we lost some back in the year 2000 and when Angeltowns went down, and-
Zach Davis: So many fourth walls have been broken down. Let's just stop. This isn't the point!
Seth Lerch: At Slam 350, I'm going one on one with Jayson Price. Everyone knows tradition. Tradition is... I'm not a wrestler. I do my best, I go out there and give it my all, but I lose. The non-wrestler loses. He does his stunts, but at the end of the day, he can't win. That's that.
Seth Lerch: But there's another tradition. And that tradition is that QUITTER'S LOSE. Jayson Price is a quitter. And on your way out of the company? You do what I like to call.... a job.
The fans boo.
Seth Lerch: Everyone that works for me, technically, is doing a job. And this is MY company, so I choose what that job is. And at Slam 350, I choose Jayson Price's job to be the job of following tradition for his role... and breaking tradition for mine. At Slam 350, it will be Jayson Price's last Slam.... but it will also be a first. It will be the first time Jayson Price DOESN'T disappoint me, as he does exactly what I want from him; and he lays down for me to get the one.. two.. three.
Seth grins an overly cocky grin onto the screen as we go to the Slam intro.
The music plays through the intro and 'Freezer Burn' Wayne Hammon appears from the backstage area. He stands there, soaking in the audience reaction and returns a sadistic sneer. He walks down the rampway, an occasional brush of his hand to a nnearby fan, before using the steps to enter the ring.
He raises both arms in pre-match triumph, a brilliant blue and red spray of pyrotechnics exploding from the four cornerposts. He rushes under the bottom rope, out to the ringside area, mock backhanding a fan and mouthing off to the audience for a few seconds before giving the sudience a double birdie. The pyros die down, as he gives another random obsene gesture, slips back under the bottom rope and into the ring.
He goes to a second turnbuckle, does a crotch grab toward the audience, and gives them another double birdie and sadistic sneer as the music fades away.
The arena lights begin to flicker as "Time of Decay" by Dysrider begins to play. The lights begin to flash like lightning as "KRAKEN" appears on the jumbotron. Out steps Jesper and he kneels down in the entrance praying to the Gods of Asgard. He jumps up and starts walking towards the ring with a strange look on his face. He circles the ring just staring into the ring. He walks back up the entrance and stops never taking his eyes off the ring. He runs towards the ring sliding under the ropes and then crawls towards the corner. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and does a backflip back into the ring. He kneels down to pray once more to the Gods of Asgard.
Caleb Ronan walks down to the ring looking at his smart phone the entire time. Sometimes he stops to take a selfie.
This Love by Pantera. For the first couple of seconds, the stage is blank, only a image of the name "ChAos" covered in barbed wire shows, then, the lights go up and Chaos is just standing there, just before the rock starts. When the rock kicks in, he does a Roman Reigns style roar, with the Extreme Championship around his waist, and a trash can FULL of weapons. He walks to the ring, throws the crash can inside, and climbs in via the steps, and prepares to fight.
Zach Davis: Our opening contest is about to begin, here we go!
Chaos runs at Ronan and punches him, then runs at The Kraken and punches him, then runs at Freezer Burn... who ducks away from the punch. Freezer Burn lifts Chaos using his own momentum and drops him with a Stun Gun. Chaos turns around and stumbles right into a Drop Toehold from Freezer Burn into an Ankle Lock!
Gravedigger: Submission applied!
No!, quickly kicked off by Caleb Ronan. Ronan lifts Freezer Burn and quickly executes a Sitout Scoop Slam.
Freddy Whoa: He calls that the Instaslam, and he hit it to perfection. But here comes The Kraken!
Jesper Lund takes Ronan down with a Springboard Dropkick. Lund is then attacked from behind by Chaos, who hits him with several forearms to the back of the head before throwing him to the ropes. As Lund comes back Chaos executes a Spinebuster, then goes right into a pin.
No!, broken up by Freezer Burn. Burn lifts Chaos up and pulls him in...
Zach Davis: BOOM!, Powerbomb right into the turnbuckle! Ouch!
Freezer Burn pins Chaos now.
No!, Chaos kicks out.
Gravedigger: Chaos is crazy... and tough as nails. This match has been anyone's game so far, just move after move!
Freezer Burn gets to his feet and is rushed by The Kraken. Burn drops down and pulls the top rope with him, sending The Kraken flying to the outside. Caleb Ronan runs at Freezer Burn and takes him down with an STO! Freezer Burn is positioned right at a turnbuckle, Ronan quickly follows up with a Split Legged Moonsault!, into the pin.
No! Freezer Burn kicks out.
Freddy Whoa: Move after move, Gravedigger, and nearfall after nearfall!
Freezer Burn stumbles up and Ronan grabs him... and pulls his smart phone out from his pocket!
Zach Davis: Is he taking a selfie mid-match!?
Freezer Burn uses Ronan's inattentiveness to lift him up and execute a Back Bodydrop. Ronan rolls out of the ring, but not before making sure to grab his cell phone too. Freezer Burn is turned around by Jesper Lund who takes him down with a Shortarm Clothesline. Freezer Burn gets back up and Lund throws him to the ropes; as he comes back The Kraken hits him with a Fight the Power Slam! He then measures Freezer Burn...
Gravedigger: I sense that he might be trying to end this match here.
Once Freezer Burn is up The Kraken lifts him into an Airplane Spin.
Freddy Whoa: The Quest!
No!, before Lund can hit his finisher Freezer Burn escapes it!, landing on his feet. Lund turns around and runs at Freezer Burn but Freezer Burn lifts him up.
Zach Davis: ABSOLUTE ZERO!
Freezer Burn hits it!, and goes for the pin.
NO!, broken up by Chaos! Chaos lifts Freezer Burn as Jesper Lund rolls out. Freezer Burn takes a wild swing but Chaos ducks it and hits an Inverted DDT.
Gravedigger: That's the first half of his Natural Disaster combination... here comes the second. He's going high risk!
Chaos is up top... NO!, Caleb Ronan shoves him off! Chaos crashes to the mat hard as Ronan climbs up...
Freddy Whoa: PHOENIX SPLASH! LITERALLY AMAZING!
Into the pin.
Zach Davis: Caleb Ronan pins Chaos and gets the win in his debut!
Some Nights by fun. plays and Ronan gets to his feet and begins to celebrate.
Gravedigger: Sometimes we get good debuts, sometimes we get terrible ones, but I'd say everyone that debuted tonight proved they belong in the WCF.
We go to commercial.
We cut backstage within what would appear to be Andre Holmes locker room as several pieces of his gear, including his Tag Title, are hung up in one of the nearby lockers. In the background you can hear a running shower, Andre obviously getting ready for his upcoming match.
In the corner of the room a tune begins to play coming from a cell phone sticking out of one of Andres bags. After several rings, a single arm can be seen reaching across the camera to quickly pick it up.
The camera zooms out a bit to find that stood in the middle of Andres locker room is Katherine Phoenix, covered in nothing but a single towl with soaking wet hair. Katherine quickly pushes the green answer button and puts the phone to her ear, water dripping down onto it.
Katherine Phoenix: Hello? ...who am I? You called me!
Katherine Phoenix: ...well you called my Andy. Who is this? Kaitlyn?! What sort of name is that?!
A wicked grin spread across Katherines face.
Katherine Phoenix: Ohhhhhhhhhh you're that annoying girl who keeps pestering Andre on twitter aren't you. Yeah I've heard all about you. The guys in the locker rooms think you're a joke, you know that? ...nevermind where Andre is. Ha! Fine! You really wanna know where he is? He's in the shower... same place I was just a minute ago before you so rudely interrupted us! What was I doing in the shower with him?! We were playing patty cake! What the hell do you think we were doing?! We were having sexy time... duhhhhhhhh!
Katherine rolled her eyes as she was beginning to grow a bit tired of the girl on the other end of the phone.
Katherine Phoenix: Listen if you're going to cry I'm just going to hang up. What am I your slave?! Alright fine I'll tell him that. Whatever. Go kill yourself. Bye.
Katherine hung up the phone and immediately placed it back into Andres bag, still smiling to herself. Katherine turned her attention back onto the shower which was still running in the background.
Katherine Phoenix: Hey Andy! Some girl just called you to tell you that she never wants to speak to you again. What sort of weirdo calls a person to tell them that hahahahaha!
Katherine reached down and picked up a few of her clothes before turning her attention back onto the shower one final time.
Katherine Phoenix: Anyway I'll talk to you later, baby. I gots things to do tonight. I love youuuuuuuuu.
Katherine blew a single kiss into the air before spinning around on the spot and happily walking out of Andres locker room. Several moments later the water was cut off and Andre stepped out of his shower. The live crowd gasped as the cameras cut back to the announce table.
Zach Davis: What have we just witnessed?!
Freddy Whoa: Andre Holmes and Katherine Phoenix?! I can't believe it...
Gravedigger: What are you two idiots talking about. Katherine Phoenix, as crazy as she is, is hot! A guy gets lonely on the road... I don't blame Andre at all for fucking her if shes that easy.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!! Digger!!!
Zach Davis: Folks we'll be right back after this commerical break. I can't believe this...
Zach Davis: The following match features two up coming highflyers.
Gravedigger: I know these two. These two also are known to crash and burn.
Freddy Whoa: That's because they have this credo... "LIVE STRONG.... OR DIE!!!"
The static reel beginning of Daft Punk's Harder Better Faster Stronger rings out through out the arena, prompting the arrival of a fan favorite. As the song intros in, the lights roaming over the crowd move back and forth to the beat until it it drops, at which point Griffin struts outs to the song wearing his entrance vest. Griffin looking limber and ready to go. When the chorus repeats and a steady beat rings out through the speakers, Griffin throws one hand up into the air, pointing the sky....
Gravedigger: What is this guy...
Zach Davis: The Griffin.
Gravedigger: Whatever. What is he pointing at?
Freddy Whoa: Does it matter?
Gravedigger: Just another crazy loony highflyer round here.
Kyle Steel: From Los Angeles, California... Weighing in at198 pounds this is... The Griffin!
Griffin points to the sky for a brief moment before walking briskly to the ring, using the second rope to vault himself inside of the ring, rolling onto his feet only for him to drop down and give the signature taunt known as "Army of Wings" where he gives the sign of the horns to the crowd as he drops down to one knee. As the song dies down, Griffin heads to his corner and takes off his vest for bout ahead.
Zach Davis: The Griffin looks ready and has the crowd ready!!
The Griffin is standing on the second turnbuckle clapping his hands with the crowd, who are cheering...
The crowd: GRIFFIN!! GRIFFIN!! GRIFFIN!! GRIFFIN!!
The arena suddenly goes pitch black as a Dragon logo appears on the WCFtron. "Turn the page" by Metallica playing as flashes of multicolored lights hit at the entrance and the arena lights fade up. Slowly out steps Psycho Dragon, wearing a black silk robe with hood over his mask.
Gravedigger: There he is.. There's Psycho Draaaaagon!!
Freddy Whoa: This is your kind of match isn't Gravedigger.. Lucha... Styyyyle!!!
Gravedigger: What are you saying Freddy?
Freddy Whoa: I'm saying that you're a expert in lucha libre style...
Gravedigger slams abruptly slams his hands down on the announcers desk and stands up and begins to yell.
Gravedigger: Oh what, I'm "connected" I'm supposed to know about lucha libre wrestling?
Freddy Whoa begins to look nervous. Gravedigger smiles laughs then sits back down.
Gravedigger: Relax guys, I'm only kidding.
Psycho Psycho Dragon Dragon is right behind Psycho Dragon wearing a Psycho Dragon t- shirt. He stands there for second and then starts walking towards the ring and pushes the hood off the mask....
Kyle Steel: Coming to the ring, being accompanied by Psycho Psycho Dragon Dragon... From Jupiter weighing in at 230 pounds this is Psyyyyyychoooo Draaaaaagoooooooon!!!!
Psycho Dragon walks right towards a group of Beachkrew fans holding signs and shoots the double bird their faces. Psycho Psycho Dragon Dragon walks up to the same fans and shoots the bird too.
Zach Davis: This guys is absolutely awesome!!
Psycho Dragon turns away and the group starts chanting.
The group: BEACHKREW!! BEACHKREW!! BEACHKREW!! BEACHKREW!!
Psycho Dragon turns around...
Zach Davis: What's Psych Dragon going to do?
Gravedigger: Something awesome I hope!!
Psycho Dragon grabs one of their beers and pours it over the guy's head He drops the cup and shoots the double bird. Psycho Psycho Dragon Dragon throws some popcorn of their heads.
Crowd: PSYCHO DRAGON!! PSYCHO DRAGON!! PSYCHO DRAGON!!
Psycho Dragon steps up on the ring apron, wipes his feet before climbing through the second rope. He walks right over to the referee and shoots him tv bird. Psycho Dragon takes his robe off and walks right to the middle of the ring, where he drops to one knee. He pounds the center of the ring with his fist and he sprays a red mist on his left hand which is in a pose of shooting a bird towards the announce table...
Gravedigger stands up...
Gravedigger: What the Hell?! What is he shooting US the bird?!
Zach Davis: This match is underway!!
Both competitors circle the ring stop before shaking hands. Both step back before colliding into one another....
Zach Davis: Gabriel Torres tossed Psycho Dragon with an arm drag.
Psycho Dragon arches his back, but smiles and stands back up.
Freddy Whoa: Both gentlemen crash into each other, quickly Griffin snatches up the Dragon in a side headlock...
Zach Davis: Hip toss on Psycho Dragon!!
Freddy Whoa: He follows that up with a drop kick!!
Both competitors stand up...
Gravedigger: Psycho Dragon drops Gabriel Torres with a drop kick!!
The Griffin stumbles backwards as Psycho Dragon flies towards his opponent...
Zach Davis: LEG SCISSORS!!
Gabriel Torres drops down to the mat. Psycho Dragon bounces off the ropes...
Gravedigger: Knee drop to the skull!!
Psycho Dragon picks up The Griffin throws him to the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Irish whip... Torres comes off the ropes.... Psycho Dragon is flying out of nowhere with a forearm smash!!
Gravedigger: But he misses!! The Griffin ducks out of the way!!!
Zach Davis: Gabriel Torres just jammed a boot into mid-section of Psycho Dragon....
Gravedigger: OH HELL NO!! HOT DAMN!! DDT!! The Griffin just crushed The Dragon's skull!!
Freddy Whoa: Gabriel Torres is going for the pin!!!
Zach Davis: The referee is sliding in to make the pin!!
Crowd: THREEEEE... NOOOOOO!!
The Griffin picks up The Dragon...
Gravedigger: Psycho Dragon nails The Griffin with a spinning heel kick.
Zach Davis: The Dragon goes for the pin....
Crowd: THREEEEEEE.... NOOOOOOOO!!!
Psycho Dragon picks up The Griffin....
Zach Davis: HURRICANRANA!!!
Psycho Dragon stumbles up...
Freddy Whoa: The Griffin makes an errant punch....
Gravedigger: BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!!
As The Griffin begins to stand up...
Freddy Whoa: Psycho Dragon is psyched up!! This crowed is psyched up!! The Dragon is getting ready!!
The Griffin is on his hands and knees. Psycho Dragon FYLIIIIES towards Gabriel Torres....
Zach Davis: Psycho Psycho Dragon Dragon is yelling at Psycho Dragon for The Messiah!!
The Dragon jumps up to to the corner and does a 360 double knee drop to the chest on The Griffin!!!
Gravedigger: OH MY GAWD!! OH MY GOD!! PSYCHO DRAGON JUST KILLED THE GRIFFIN!
The referee slides into position to count for the pin...
Kyle Steel: The winner of the match, Psycho Dragon!!
The screen fades into the background area with Hank Brown standing in front of the camera.
Hank Brown: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome at this time, my guest...
Hank Brown sighs.
Hank Brown: Jack Schlongson from the team Rekt 'Em.
The camera pulls back to reveal a smiling Jack Schlongson in a Doctor costume standing next to Hank.
Hank Brown: Um...I'm scared to ask...but why are you wearing a Doctor costume, Mr Schlongson?
Jack Schlongson: Progress, bay-bay!
Hank Brown: ...Um?
Jack Schlongson: Progress in our mission to encourage WCF to FINALLY book us. We're still working our way into your holes...hearts, I meant hearts.
Hank Brown: ......Um?
Jack Schlongson: I can see you're confused.
Hank Brown: Yeah...kinda.
Jack Schlongson: No worries, bae. If you'd follow me.
Jack walks off screen.
Hank Brown: I...I really don't wanna do that.
Jack Schlongson: HANK...GET OVER HERE...NOW! THIS IS ABOUT PROGRESS!
Hank sighs again and begins to walk in Jack's direction, the camera following behind him until they walk up to a Examination room set in the middle of the back area. Jack Schlongson standing next to Richard who is in Scrubs, Golden Johnson in an almost-too-small hospital gown, and Bran Butts in a security guard outfit.
Hank Brown: I really don't like where this is going.
Jack Schongson: Ask me whats our plan.
Hank Brown: I'd rather not.
Jack Schlongson: ASK ME!
Hank Brown: What...is going on?
Jack Schlongson: PROGRESS.
Hank Brown: You've already said that.
Jack Schlongson: ...right...sorry, problems with the script... we realized we've been going about this all wrong.
Hank Brown: You don't say?
Jack Schlongson: Its not enough to be tough, its not enough to be great competitors, we have to be all around entertainers.
Hank Brown: Uh oh.
Jack Schlongson: So, we figured, for the sake of WCF's management, we would like to display a talent of ours that WCF can make much use for.
Hank Brown: Why me, god?
Jack Schlongson: ACTING! See, we've heard WCF is secretly developing a WCF Studios of sorts.
Hank Brown: I don't think there is any truth to that.
Jack Schlongson: So, we believe if we display our acting abilities, that is another reason for WCF to utilize our talents! So...
Hank Brown: Please, no.
Jack Schlongson: We would like to present a Rekt 'Em production.
Hank Brown: I will pay someone money right now to end my self.
Jack Schlongson: The Hard Doctor.
Hank throws his microphone and walks off screen as the members of Rekt 'Em move into place. On queue, funky music begins to play in the background as Jack walks through the fake door with Richard behind him holding a chart board. Golden sits on the examining bed.
Jack Schlongson: Well, Mister Hugh C. Ock, what seems to be the problem here?
Golden Johnson: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, weeeEeeeeell, I seem to be hanging some problems....below...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Jack Schlongson: Thats not the lin...nevermind. Well, lets get a look down there.
Golden stands up to pull aside the gown, but as he does so a random man walks onto the set. He walks up to Jack.
Jack Schlongson: Um...yes?
The man whispers in Jack's ear.
Jack Schlongson: ...Uh oh.
Jack Schlongson: Apparently, since we didn't contract union workers to build the set...it appears we are in violation of SEVERAL practices and can be fined A LOT of money if we don't stop right now.
Bran runs onto the set.
Bran Butts: Jack! I tried to stop him! But...
Jack Schlongson: No...I know, he just told us.
A group of men walk onto the set and begin to disassemble the structure as Rekt 'Em stands aside and watches.
Jack Schlongson: Okay...gonna need a new plan...TEAM HUDDLE!
The screen fades to black as the members of Rekt 'Em huddle together and mumble to each other.
Zach Davis: Digger and Freddy both took a bathroom break at the same time, and I think this might be why folks. Joining me on commentary for this match is the WCF International Champion Dagvald Riddik. Welome Champ.
Dagvald Riddik: Thanks Zach. Looking forward to a great match-up here. Oh, wait I see that it's a handicap match now. That's a shame. I had no idea?
Zach Davis: Yeah, I bet you didn't. Anyway, let's go to Kyle Steel for the introductions.
Kyle Steel: The following contest is now a handicap match. Introducing first...from Halifax, Nova Scotia....weighing in at 285lbs....Cormack MacNeill!!!
Taylor made by the Real Mackenzies fills the air as MacNeill slowly walks out onto the entrance ramp. He stops and looks around at the raucous cheering crowd. He takes a moment and raises his fist in salute.
As the drums kick in, MacNeill walks slowly down to the ring, stopping at the end of the ramp to eye the ring before climbing up and sliding into the ring. He takes up a position in his corner and uses the ropes to stretch out and warm up.
Kyle Steel: His opponents....from Los Angeles, California...at a combined weight of 430 lbs...representing the Pride...Ethan King and Eddie Felt!!!
The two mask wearing luchadores appear on the entrance ramp and stop to acknowledge the cheering crowd. Both men walk down the ramp together, slapping hands with the fans as they go. Reaching the ring, they both slide under the bottom rope and climb the turnbuckles, soaking in the cheers.
Dagvald Riddik: Classic match-up of size versus speed Zach. David vs. Goliath.
Zach Davis: Well, now it's two Davids. That's got to tip the odds in the favor of the Pride here tonight.
They descend the turnbuckles, and seem to realize for the first time that MacNeill is alone in his corner. Both men settle into their corner and look over at Cormack questioningly.
Zach Davis: I think the Pride are wondering if this is sportsmanlike? If they should go on with this clearly unscheduled handicap match.
Dagvald Riddik: leave it to a couple of punks to look a gift horse in the mouth Zach. They have an advantage, stop whining and use it.
In the ring, MacNeill nods in their direction and makes a 'come at me' motion. The Pride shrug their shoulders and confer in the corner for a moment.
Zach Davis: Cormack MacNeill is ready to go, and the Pride are too. And here we go!
DING DING DING
Felt and MacNeill begin in the ring, and they approach each other and with a nod lock into a collar-and-elbow tie-up. With a shove, MacNeill propels Felt through the air and back into his corner. Felt and King look at each other and then Felt nods to his opponent and signals for another tie up.
Zach Davis: MacNeill using his strength advantage against the smaller Pride member.
Dagvald Riddik: Well, he is stronger Zach, but smell isn't everything.
MacNeill and Felt lock up again, and this time Felt plants both feet into the sizable midsection of his opponent and flips him over his head.
Dagvald Riddik: This guy moves like an ape. They used his clumsy ass move against him.
Zach Davis: Felt using his superior speed and leverage to gain the advantage.
MacNeill rolls to his feet and nods at his opponent in respect. Both men move in to lock up again, but Cormack stops his opponent dead with a forearm to the jaw, stunning Felt. He follows up quickly with a knee lift that drops his opponent to the mat hard.
Zach Davis: MacNeill working his strength advantage, catching Felt off guard with a quick knee lift.
Dagvald Riddik: It's not like he'll out-think them Zach. Guy's strong as a bull, and as smart as a tractor.
MacNeill meets the rising Felt with another forearm blow to the jaw and irish whips him into the ropes. He dips a shoulder to charge, but Felt nimble rolls to the side and makes a quick tag to his partner.
Zach Davis: Acrobatic move from Felt, and here comes Ethan King!
King takes the tag and uses the ropes to springboard into the ring, catching MacNeill flush with a dropkick, knocking him to the mat. He follows up quickly with an elbow drop. He pulls a stunned MacNeill to his feet and launches into a series of kicks to the midsection and legs.
Zach Davis: King taking it to MacNeill with a flurry of kicks, using his educated feet to keep the big man off balance.
Dagvald Riddik: They seem to be confusing him, and that's not hard to do.
King fires off kick after kick , slowly working his opponent back until a final thrust kick places him in the corner. King tags out quickly to Eddie Felt, and the two fling MacNeill into the ropes, setting up for a double backdrop on the return
Zach Davis: The Pride showing good teamwork skills as they slam MacNeill into the mat. Taking the lead in this match.
Dagvald Riddik: Well Zach, it is two on one. MacNeill might even end up with an injury. That wouldn't be good, would it?
Zach Davis: And you'd hate that, right Champ?
Dagvald just shrugs.
Back in the ring, Felt lands a running senton on a prone MacNeill, rolling to his feet and dropping an elbow to the chest for good measure. He pulls MacNeill to his feet and reaches out for the tag, both men lifting their opponent in a suplex.
Zach Davis: The Pride going for a double...wait! MacNeill blocked it! He's reversed it! King and Felt go crashing to the mat!
Dagvald Riddik: He had a handful of their tights! Come on ref! That's not fair!
All three men are trying to get tot heir feet, and King and Felt do so first. Felt exits the ring and King takes a running leap at a kneeling MacNeill, who catches him in a backdrop and flings him to the outside.
Zach Davis: MacNeill countering out of instinct. A clear case of experience beating youthful speed. But can he capitalize?
Dagvald Riddik: No, he can't. He hasn't got the skill or the brainpower to do anything except lean agains those ropes and catch his breath.
MacNeill rolls under the bottom rope and moves toward King, who landed hard on the outside. He picks up his opponent, who responds by elbowing him in the gut. He lands two, three more elbows, causing MacNeill to stagger back. He grabs Cormack by the shoulders and tries to push him back against the ring, but instead gets shoved back hard, smashing into the railing and slumping against it.
Zach Davis: MacNeill driving King back, and now he's taking advantage of the situation!
Dagvald Riddik: That's a closed fist! Ref! Never mind! I'll take care of this myself!
Zach Davis: Riddik has left the announce position, and is heading for the ring.
MacNeill, now having landed a few good punches in on a dazed Ethan King, rolls him back into the ring. Eddie Felt tries to get into the ring to check on his partner, but the referee holds him back and admonishes him for trying to break the rules. MacNeill grabs hold of the middle rope and begins to pull himself up, but Dag Riddik leaps at him from behind and drives his knees into the big man's back and pulling him to the floor.
Zach Davis: Border Hopper! Riddik just laid out MacNeill with the Border Hopper. Unbelievable! And the referee didn't see a thing!
The referee turns around, and notices MacNeill laid out on the floor outside the ring, so he begins his count.
MacNeill stirs, and begins crawling to the ring
Cormack gets to one knee and grabs hold of the ropes, trying to pull himself up. Riddik moves towards him..
Zach Davis: MacNeill trying to make it back intot he ring, but here comes Dag Riddik again!
Riddik looks up and sees Eddie Felt moving his way and wisely starts backing up the ramp. Felt looks down at MacNeill and back at Riddik, mouthing something not fit for television.
MacNeill pulls himself up to standing put can't hold the position as he slumps down again.
DING DING DING
Kyle Steel: Your winners...by countout...Ethan King and Eddie Felt...The Pride!!
"The Greatest" by Futuristic hits the PA, pyros flying in all directions as the word 'underrated' finishes. Lucious Start walks out from backstage, surveying the crowd. He nods, pointing to the ring. He starts down the ramp, slapping his chest and pointing out to the crowd. He reaches the bottom of the ramp, stopping to take in the moment. A deep breath, and he jumps up to the apron (a LA Lesnar). He then pops up over the top rope, running to the nearest turnbuckle, saluting and waving to the crowd. He drops, waiting for his match to begin.
Music starts playing at :34. Phoenix runs out onto the stage when the beat drops. He stretches his arms out as he looks at the crowd before running down the ramp with his arms stretched out and flames following him on each side until he reaches the end of the ramp. He slides into the ring and runs up one of the turnbuckles. He then does a cross sign with his hands before pointing upward and hopping off the turnbuckle into the ring.
Violins begin to rise slowly throughout the arena getting louder and louder, as the drums kick in Marx sticks his Umbrella out of the curtain and uses it to sweep the fabric aside, he walks to the centre of the stage and then places the umbrella beside him, he kicks it and spins it between his fingers before catching it laid across his shoulders, he walks to the ring with his arms draped up over it
Kyle Steel: NOW MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING! Hailing from Camden Market London Town UK! Weighing in at 200 Pounds, he is the devil on your shoulder! ANDREW MARX!
He gets to the bottom of the ramp and brings the umbrella back down slamming the point into the ground next to him and surveying the crowd before winking to the camera and crawling slowly under the bottom rope into the ring and back to his feet all in what seems like one motion, he ascends the top rope and and makes the same pose he did on the floor while standing perfectly on the top turn buckle and the point of the umbrella resting on the ring post he yet again surveys the crowd and then flips backwards down onto his feet finds a corner and prepares for battle
The house lights go out plunging the arena in darkness, before they begin to strobe to the music as Sabotage hits the PA....
Warbird is completely random with how he enters, be it the stage like everyone else, or through the crowd. He could stand on the stage and stare at the ring first, or run down at full speed sliding in and attacking his opponent. Hell, who knows, he could even come out from under the ring, or repel from the rafters...
Zach Davis: Four men all looking to make their mark here in the WCF... here we go!
Andrew Marx starts for his team, and Lucious Starr for his. They tie up in the middle of the ring and Marx puts him in a headlock before getting pushed off. Marx hits the ropes, comes back, and strikes Starr with an elbow as he comes back. Starr stumbles back and Marx follows up with a Discus Lariat, dropping him, before going for a quick pin attempt.
No!, kickout. Marx immediately applies a Chinlock.
Gravedigger: The fans immediately begin getting behind Starr here, and he's working his way up...
As Starr gets to his feet Marx slams him back down by using his hair. Marx then applies a Sleeper as the crowd boos.
Crowd: LUCK-Y STARR! LUCK-Y STARR!
This urges Starr to his feet.... but Marx changes the Sleeper right into a Sleeper Suplex!, before floating over and going for another pin attempt.
Freddy Whoa: No!, another kickout by Lucious Starr.
Marx stomps Starr a few times before climbing to the top. He measures Starr up and flies!
Zach Davis: Shooting Star Press!
NO!, Starr rolls away! Starr dives in to tag Phoenis!
Gravedigger: Nope. Marx grabs his leg.
Marx pulls Starr back into the middle of the ring and flips him up using his leg. Starr lands right into a kick to the gut and Marx Powerbombs him!
Freddy Whoa: Andrew Marx is motivated tonight, vicious powerbomb there.
Marx measures Starr who stumbles up. Marx lifts him...
Zach Davis: Attitude Adjustment into a Backstabber!
Marx goes for the pin!
NO!, broken up by Phoenix! Phoenix quickly exits the ring and Marx runs at him. Phoenix grabs him and drops off the apron, bringing Marx's jaw down onto the top rope. Marx spins around and stumbles into his corner to tag in Warbird.
Gravedigger: And Starr makes the tag to Phoenix!
Phoenix and Warbird meet in the middle of the ring and begin trading blows. Lefts and rights!, lefts and rights from the two fresh men. Warbird gets the upper hand and throws Phoenix to the ropes; Phoenix slides under them and quickly Springboards, hitting Warbird with a Flying Forearm. Warbird stumbles up and Phoenix quickly drops him with an Enziguri before going for a pinfall.
No, broken up by Marx. The fans boo as Marx exits the ring. Phoenix and Warbird get to their feet and Warbird runs at Phoenix, Phoenix is able to grab him and execute a Powerslam! Instead of going for the pin right away Phoenix gets up and runs to the ropes.... Lionsault! Into another pin attempt!
Zach Davis: No!, broken up by Marx again.
The fans boo Marx again breaking up the pinfall. This time Marx gives CJ Phoenis a swift kick to the head, allowing Warbird to get up before him.
Gravedigger: Warbird has the advantage thanks to a well placed kick by Andrew Marx!
Warbird lifts Phoenix for aa Death Valley Driver.
Freddy Whoa: DUST TO DUST!
No, Phoenix is able to land behind Warbird! Phoenix Dropkicks Warbird, sending him running into Andrew Marx, knocking him off the apron.
Zach Davis: TALON KICK TO WARBIRD!
Phoenix hits it perfectly and drops down, pinning Warbird.
Gravedigger: And there it is! CJ Phoenix gets the win for his team.
The fans cheer Phoenix as he stands up and gets his arm raised, as he's joined by Lucious Starr.
Freddy Whoa: I doubt these two are best friends, but they survived tonight!
"Suicide Penguin" by Schizoid Lloyd plays over the sound system. Benjamin emerges onto the entrance ramp, spitting in the direction of the audience. He drops down onto his knees at the top of the ramp and takes a moment looking down before slamming his fists on the ground a few times, leaping back up onto his feet. He moves down the entrance ramp.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, reigning from St. Paul, Minnesota; "The Mad God" BENJAMIN ATREYU!
Benjamin climbs the ring steps before slipping between the top and middle rope. Without fan fare, he moves to his corner, waiting for the bell to ring.
A deep voice booms from the PA system "In the world of the fantasy land of Kem begot a new type of warrior, one which was created from the fires of the star Elume and forged in the great battles of the third age. A warrior so daring and so brave that King Dennis the maker himself would try to destroy him and fail. This man is more than man, he is legend"
Big Blue Dress by Cranius begins to play as mist slowly rolls up the entrance ramp while Andre Jenson appears from behind the curtain. Andre looks around to the crowd with a huge smile, waving to both the left and right side of the ramp. He then puts his hand up and goes back to fetch his magnificent horse!
His horse is one of those stage broom gallopers, he starts "riding" the horse to the ring after insisting a stage hand follows him, bashing two halves of a coconut together.
He enters the ring after looking underneath it, then he finds what he's looking for, a small money pouch before rolling under the bottom rope. When in the ring he takes a few dice from the pouch and rolls them. He looks at them appraisingly before smiling, turning to the crowd and doing a very manly fist pump. He shakes the referee's hand, forearm to forearm.
Darkness floods into the arena like air rushing into a vacuum. For several moments the crowd is left vulnerable; skittish women cling to their purses, lest some opportunistic monster comes to tear them away. Before anybody can be truly afraid, however, a blinding, ethereal light bursts from the entranceway and unnerving music begins to fill the air. The crowd sees a figure emerge onto the walkway, silhouetted against the glaring fluorescence. As he creeps his way along to the ring, several fans in the front row are able to make out his features and recoil in disgust.
He’s a monster, but of a much worse variety than the women were worried about.
no music or anything bad news benson just stomps down like hes pissed off at men women children animals and gods he does take to stopping to harass fans occasionally.
Zach Davis: Bizarre group of individuals here but let's get started!
Bad News Benson immediately runs at Vulgar but Vulgar sees him coming and kicks him right in the liver. This doubles the big man over and allows Vulgar to gouge his eyes. Vulgar then executes a Dropkick to the knee, taking Benson down to one good knee; Vulgar finishes with an Enziguri!
Gravedigger: Vulgar has chopped Bad News Benson down!
Benson rolls out of the ring. Vulgar turns and eats a Big Boot from Atreyu. Atreyu is then spun around by Jenson who executes a Spinning Heel Kick, doubling Atreyu over. He quickly grabs him and hits a Belly to Belly!
Freddy Whoa: Andre Jenson is stronger than he looks!
Jenson goes for the pin.
No, broken up by Vulgar. Vulgar lifts Jenson up and puts him into a Half Nelson Sleeper.
Zach Davis: Vulgar looking to wear Jenson down...
Atreyu is back up and hits Jenson with several kicks to the gut while he's in the hold; Jenson refuses to give up. Eventually Atreyu switches to behind Vulgar; Atreyu hits a German Suplex on Vulgar who hits a Half Nelson Suplex to Jenson while he flips!
Gravedigger: What in the world!? I've never seen that before!
Atreyu scrambles to pin Vulgar.
Kickout. He scrambles to pin Jenson now.
Freddy Whoa: Great spot but it didn't result in a win!
Atreyu gets back to his feet and lifts Jenson. Atreyu goes for a Snap Powerbomb but once Jenson is up he starts punching Atreyu in the head before executing a Sunset Rollup Pin!
Atreyu escapes now!
Gravedigger: Everyone giving it their all here.
Both Jenson and Atreyu get to their feet and Jenson Clotheslines him into the corner. As Atreyu stumbles out Jenson slides under the ropes and Springboards, taking Atreyu down with a Forearm. Atreyu stumbles up yet again and Jenson lifts him for a Suplex...
Zach Davis: D20!
Jenson pins Atreyu!
Freddy Whoa: Bad news. Broken up by Benson!
Benson is back in the ring and roars and angrily stomps at Jenson. He then angrily stomps at Atreyu. Vulgar runs at Bad News and Bad News boots him in the groin before punting him in the head.
Gravedigger: Vulgar just got hit in BOTH heads, he has two ouchies.
Bad News lifts Atreyu up and throws him to the corner, but Atreyu reverses the attempt. Benson goes into the corner and Atreyu runs at him..
Zach Davis: ROARING ELBOW!
He stumbles out and Atreyu hits the Seraphim's Call!
Freddy Whoa: Benjamin Atreyu wins it!
Atreyu gets up as the fans boo him.
Gravedigger: Yet another chaotic match here tonight... Benjamin Atreyu heads into Explosion with another win under his belt.
We go to commercial.
Detroit, Michigan! The atmosphere in the Joe Louis Arena is hungry for another jam packed action match in their wake. With the great performances by the past talent from the start of the show, they are very happy as usual with the product WCF, the greatest wrestling promotion in the world. The camera points at Kyle Steel who is standing in the ring in his black tuxedo, and the microphone held under his chin accompanied by the referee hosted in an unoccupied corner.
The opening guitar riffs, and drum melody focuses the lights to cover the audience in a blanket of darkness. The huge titantron shows the images of Bonnie Blue walking backstage looking ready to tear someone apart than switches to Andre Holmes in his locker room wrapping his right hand with wrist tape. “Bones” by Young Guns explode out of the surround systems that ignite a single line of red, and white colored fireworks. Leaving the backstage, Bonnie walks out in her red, and black customed Rebellution designed attire with Andre having the Tag Title belt over his left shoulder in his similar Rebellution graphically designed wrestling outfit.
Kyle Steel: Ladies, and gentlemen. This match is a Tag Team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing Rebellution. Bonnie Blue, and one half of the WCF Tag Team Champions, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Bonnie walks down to the ring, following the entrance path as she mingles with a few of her loyal fans on the way. The crowd are pumped to see Rebellution live again, and Andre is slapping a few outstretched hands. He hops up onto the apron, and leaps over the top rope into the ring. Bonnie took the little space to sprint before jumping onto the apron. As both of them are inside, the lights go back to normal, and they remove their wrestling accessories as they stand in their chosen corner.
Freddy Whoa: Welcome back to Sunday Night Slam! This match is a grudge match waiting for you guys at home. The man whose had a vendetta against Rebellution, Scathe, will team with Emenka Nnamani.
Zach Davis: Scathe has ran through practically everyone in Rebellution except for Grayson Pierce. Last week, he faced against Andre Holmes and lost by countout especially when Katherine Phoenix intervened. What is up with his offer, and hostage situation with Bonnie Blue?
Bonnie is waiting in the corner watching Andre move back, and forth as he is tightening the straps on his MMA gloves. “Ladyflash” by The Go Team is the first entrance music to play of the opposing team. Surprisingly, a dumbass comes out acting like a lion in a terribly designed, and watered down lion suit.
Gravedigger: Why in the hell do we keep seeing this guy? Are we paying him?!
The moment he turned around, Emeka lariats the lion so bad he flips over onto his chest. There’s little reaction because of how much devoted the fans are too Rebellution, and both members are staring at each other confused as to what the hell just happened. Emeka doesn’t care, he walks down in his singlet mostly designed by coins and other ripped up small materials with his spiked up white hair always in perfect motion.
Kyle Steel: Introducing one of their opponent. Hailing from a land far, far away! At six feet, three inches tall. Weighing in at 229 pounds. He is “The Concept” Emeka Nnamani!
Zach Davis: You’d really have to look at Emeka as the wildcard in this match. I wonder how is he going to do with a partner like Scathe against a well oiled machine Rebellution truly is?
Gravedigger: When you got a victory over two strong competitors, you better put everything aside, and focus on the win cause if ya’ don’t, it’s ovah’ before you can even kiss your mother goodbye.
Emeka stands in the ring shaking the ropes like a madman while emitting a primal scream. He turns around, and leans back on the turnbuckles. Andre is still pacing back and forth, pointing at Emeka, and demanding him to just stay out the way. Bonnie is behind him until the arena is pitch black. Both Andre, and Bonnie know what’s up. A thick and soothing mist blankets the stage, and even the entrance path as “Just Run” by DevilDriver’s gently strums from the surround system of the arena. The drums kick in, and the lights flash like crazy in symphony. Scathe walks out to stand on the stage with his full trench coat as his massive figure stares only to the ring. Andre, and Bonnie return the glaze. The three wolves in this rivalry bearing their teeth, and unsheathing their claws.
Kyle Steel: Introducing his partner. Hailing from Jiihon, Capua. At six feet, eight inches tall. Weighing in at 270 pounds. He is “The Darkitecht” Scathe!
Slowly making his pace down the entrance path, the crowd are taking enjoyment in booing down this large giant. He continues walking to the ring until placing a foot on the steel steps that switch the lights back on. Emeka is just in his corner smirking, thinking he has this in the bag until he is shoved aside from the disrespect of Scathe whose eyes doesn’t leave Andre, and Bonnie. As the music fades, the referee whispers something into Kyle’s ear who repeats it on the microphone.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed that this match will now be contested under No Disqualifications!
Bonnie, and Andre are confused as with Emeka. The only one who isn’t surprised is Scathe.
Gravedigger: That’s weird. Seth never mentioned of this.
Freddy Whoa: Well, it’s happening. Now we got the match underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Bonnie allows Andre as the first competitor of their team to compete while Scathe pushes Emeka further into the match as he takes a backseat. Pissed that he’s not fighting, Andre wants to tear Emeka’s head off instead. He turns around, and gets speared down into the mat by Andre who mounts him to deliver multiple elbows straight into his skull. Being overwhelmed, Emeka can barely defend as Andre is very skilled in grappling of MMA. Scathe is upset that his little partner is being dominated, and Bonnie is pleased to witness her sorority sister going into action. Getting off the mat, both men are back up until Emeka is thrown into the ropes where he springs off the ropes to be Dropkicked into the mat hard.
Freddy Whoa: Andre Holmes starting off the match strong after a tackle with a few elbows. Now showing off his speed and agility, that dropkick really floored Emeka. It’s funny because on paper, Emeka is larger, and stronger yet he is being outsmarted by Holmes.
Zach Davis: Well take into consideration that Andre is a technical high-flyer. He’s been in this business for a long time, and is one half of the WCF Tag Team Champions. Not to mention, he’s an all rounder fighter.
True. After getting Dropkicked, Emeka is forced back on his feet where he is shoulder driven into the turnbuckles of Rebellution’s corner. The tag is made, and now Bonnie can enter into the match without any count due to the match being turned under No Disqualification. Emeka receives a Back Spinning Kick into the ribs from Andre that gives Bonnie the opportunity to hop on his back. He pushes Bonnie forward, and turns her Sunset Flip variation into a Sunset Flip Bomb with her keeping the legs up to pin Emeka.
He kicks out, and Scathe tightens the ropes harder. Obviously pissed of all the people he could be given, he had to suffer with this idiot. Bonnie points at Scathe, and helps Emeka up again. A few forearms into the face, and when she tries to whip him into the ropes. He won’t budge. Instead, Bonnie is launched into the ropes, and Scathe elbows the back of her head to knock her to the ground.
Zach Davis: A cheap shot from Scathe!
Gravedigger: Cheap shot? It’s anything goes man. You gotta do whatever it takes to win. Scathe is doin’ that!
He slaps the chest of Emeka who was just about to stomp the hell out of her, and demands him to get on the apron. After he is on the apron, Scathe pushes the top rope to walk over it. Now Andre worries. Scathe just grasps his hand around her head, and deadlifts her body up into the air. He just ragdolls her body into the corner, and her back collapses against the impact of the turnbuckles. Forcing his presence, he takes enjoyment in just repeatedly bashing his shoulder against her ribs. Once done, she slumps down onto her ass covering her ribs with both arms. Scathe just puts the finishing touches as he runs to the ropes at the side, and rebounds to wash his boot sideways against her cheek.
Andre Holmes: BONNIE!
After having his fun, he pulled her out of the corner, and into the center for a pin attempt.
She kicked out, and Scathe wasn’t happy.
Freddy Whoa: Scathe does not show any remorse to Bonnie. The tension between is too thick, and he will do everything in his power to destroy her.
Scathe charges to Andre, and blindsides him off the apron with Big Boot powering him onto the ringside mat. Bonnie was barely standing, and she fired off multiple forearms into his chest, and even pushed him back with a Dropkick. He stepped back into the ropes, and rebound only for Bonnie to Dropkick him again. This time as he stepped back into the ropes, Andre hopped on the apron, and used the top rope as leverage to hit a Gamengiri to the back of his head which forced him on his right knee. She saw this, and quickly ran to the ropes behind him to hop onto the second rope. That springboard provided enough air to land on him to Bulldog his face into the mat temporarily stunning him.
Gravedigger: Springboard Bulldog! Bonnie gotta make the tag if Rebellution got a chance.
They were both down, and Scathe got up as if it was a scratch. Bonnie was just nearly there until Scathe tugged on the leg. Andre needed to act quick. He left the apron, and quickly went under the ring to pull out a steel chair. Sliding the chair to Bonnie, she grabbed it. The moment she got up, she whacked him in the face that pushed him into the corner accidentally tagging in Emeka. Bonnie then tagged in Andre, and he hopped over the top rope. Clothesline after clothesline after clothesline. Emeka kept being down on the mat, and it even ended finished with a brutal Roundhouse kick into his cheek to put him down on the mat.
Zach Davis: Roundhouse kick! Emeka is down!
He made the pin attempt.
Upset with the chair shot, he dragged Andre off Emeka. Hugging his waist from overhead, he quickly deadlifted Andre up, and flipped him over onto his chest with a Release German Suplex. The crowd moaned in awe especially after the great display of strength. Emeka rolls out of the center, and Bonnie hops onto the top rope. Once Scathe turns around, she leaps off from the top rope, and Missile Dropkicks him back into the ropes. Leaning against it, he take a moment to figure out where he’s at. Bonnie picks up the chair from before, and smashes it over his head. He can barely stand, and whacks him down on the back that collapses him to his right knee from before.
Freddy Whoa: What will it take for this man to be down on the mat?! It’s like he’s made of steel himself!
For the third strike, he locks his hand around her neck. Andre tries to blindside him but his other hand is around his neck. Scathe has them both where he wanted until Andre uproots his foot into the balls of Scathe. He drops to his knees, and holds onto his jewels. Bonnie nods, and so do Andre. They both continue to throw Roundhouse kicks into the back, and chest at the same time. Finally, Andre delivers his Tornado kick into his skull that leaves him down on the mat. He rolls under the bottom rope, and Andre follows after him to keep him away from the match.
Zach Davis: Tornado Kick into the skull of Scathe! Andre has made the tag to Bonnie, and now she’s looking to end everything!
In the ring, Bonnie gets completely downed by Emeka after he nails a flying Spinning Leg Lariat. Using the opportunity, he goes for another pin attempt.
She kicks out, and Emeka is pointing in the air to end it. On the outside, Scathe just throws Andre into the steep steps that forces them to explode into the barricade. Standing back on the apron, he points at Emeka to stop wasting time, and get back on the job. He argues that Scathe should watch his mouth, and he doesn’t appreciate that. Andre does the best he can to get back in the match, and hops onto the apron to beat the crap out of Scathe until his throat gets clenched again.
Gravedigger: LOOK OUT ANDRE!
Scathe wraps his arm over his shoulder, and quickly lifts him up into the air for him to be Chokeslammed from the apron right onto the ringside mat.
Gravedigger: Excommunication! Scathe just chokeslammed Andre from the apron to ringside!
However, that little distraction gave Bonnie the perfect time to pull Emeka back by the hair, and have him locked in a Reverse DDT format where she drives her elbow into his face, and slaps the back of his head on the mat.
Freddy Whoa: Paradox! Andre sacrificed his body to distract Scathe. Bonnie makes the pin!
Ding Ding Ding!
Once again, Scathe is screwed out of the pooch. He couldn’t believe how he was tricked, and he dashes into the ring to finish off Bonnie but she leaves to run around to help Andre out of here.
Kyle Steel: Here is your winner, Andre Holmes, and Bonnie Blue! Rebellution!
Emeka is down on the mat wondering what happened while Scathe is furious how he lost yet again to Rebellution. Andre has his arm wrapped over Bonnie’s shoulders who is trying to stand him up as well as the referee who hands him his belt back, and raises his arm too.
Gravedigger: No wonder he got chokeslammed. Andre distracted Scathe, and risked himself getting Chokeslammed only for Bonnie to get the victory. That’s pretty smart.
Zach Davis: Smart yes but now Emeka is getting up, and Scathe isn’t pleased.
As Emeka gets up, Scathe turns around, and knocks him down Spinning Back Fist. On the ground, he mounts Emeka with closed fists hammering him down on the mat.
Freddy Whoa: Okay, that’s enough Scathe! Enough is enough!
Scathe wasn’t finished. He quickly picked up the lifeless body of Emeka, and clutched his wrist under his legs to be held by Scathe. Uplifting him off the mat upside down in the air, he snapped down to his back spiking Emeka onto his head that completely put him out of consciouness.
Scathe just sits up, and looks at his body before leaving the ring as officials come to check on Emeka’s physical condition.
Zach Davis: This is a message. Scathe will not let this happen again. We’ll be back after these messages.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WCF Television Championship!
The lights go out in the arena, as "A Bolt From The Blue" hits the PA, the lights sync themselves with the intro.
"AHH AHH. AHH AHH."
Zach Davis: Oh boy, guys, I can’t wait for this one.
Freddy Whoa: Tiffany White has been on quite a roll recently, and she has her eyes on gold this evening!
Gravedigger: Yeah, but it takes more than desire to be Television Champion, especially with an opponent like Stuart Slane.
The beat drops as blue strobe lights spaz out across the arena. Tiffany White finally comes out from the back, blowing kisses to any attractive ladies she sees in the crowd. A guy in the front row catcalls her, which she responds with a swift middle finger. She rushes into the ring, bouncing around in time with the music, and as the song fades out she gets ready for the match.
Zach Davis: Tiffany White looking quite focused here!
“Conquistador” by Procol Harum plays as Slane, wearing the TV Title around his waist, walks out from gorilla to a Conway Pop. As he makes his way down the ramp and up the steps he will awkwardly attempt to engage the crowd: waving, giving a thumbs up gesture, and so on. After wiping his feet on the apron he then enters between the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Simply astonishing, there’s no other way to describe the reign of Stuart Slane.
Gravedigger: Slane’s reign…that has a nice ring to it.
Zach Davis: The TV champ has looked unstoppable week in and week out, and he doesn’t look like he’s taking tonight’s match any less seriously!
He hands over his title belt to a stagehand before moving to his corner, where Slane loosens up by engaging in some old time calisthenics.
The referee is handed the belt from ringside and he holds it over his head in the center of the ring. The two combatants approach one another, a deadly seriousness visible behind the exteriors of feigned calm. After a few tense seconds, Tiffany White holds her hand out in a show of sportsmanship. Slane is momentarily taken aback, and stares for a moment at his opponent with a puzzled expression and cocked eyebrow. But, slowly, he reaches out and accepts the handshake.
…Or rather tries to, as Tiffany quickly yanks her hands away, mouthing “Too Slow!” as Slane’s hand grips empty air. Slane shakes his head dismissively as Tiffany turns her back and confidently struts back to her corner.
DING DING DING!
The match begins and Stuart quickly strides across the ring to lock up, but Tiffany sees him coming and ducks behind him, shoving him into the turnbuckle as she turns and walks away. A look of visible frustration comes over Slane’s face as he turns back towards White, who is now beckoning him to bring it.
Zach Davis: Extreme confidence here from White! She’s trying to push Slane’s buttons here!
Slane cautiously locks up and the two begin circling one another, both waiting for the other to make a lapse in judgment or timing. After a few tense seconds, Tiffany drops down and grabs Stuart, going for an ankle pick!
But Stuart sees it coming and grabs Tiffany roughly around the midsection, yanking her roughly back to her feet. She barely has time to land before he grabs her again and goes for a belly to belly suplex!
But no! White manages to recover as she leaves the ground, driving a hard elbow across Slane’s brow! He freezes from the impact and she uses the opportunity to wriggle free from his grip!
Freddy Whoa: Big opening for White here!
Zach Davis: Can she take advantage?
Tiffany runs, hurling herself off of the ropes directly at Stuart with a flying lariat!
But Slane sees it coming and ducks, catching her from behind and lifting her into a back suplex!
But White rolls through, backflipping off of Stuart’s shoulders and onto her feet! She grabs the champion and pulls him down with a quick schoolboy!
Kickout by the Champ!
Zach Davis: She almost caught him there!
Gravedigger: Slane better stay focused, White can strike like a cobra if you let her!
Slane turns with visible frustration towards Tiffany, who taunts him by holding up two fingers, reminding him how close he came to losing his grip on the belt. She then takes the opportunity to perform a rude gesture with her tongue to the audience.
Zach Davis: Now that’s just unnecessary!
Gravedigger: Shut up, Zach.
Slane takes advantage of the distraction, and as soon as White turns back, he grabs her roughly around the midsection and hurls her overhead with a belly to back suplex! White is caught completely off-guard and crashes to the ground with an audible thud!
White tries to roll back to her feet, but Slane is on her an instant, and picks her up with a German Suplex! She crashes to the mat, but SLane keeps his grip, turning and lifting her for a second, then a third!
Zach Davis: Now here’s the Slane we’re used to!
Stuart finally releases his grip, and Tiffany crumples to the ground like a ragdoll. Without taking his eyes off of the challenger, Stuart goes to the corner to shake off the earlier impact.
Freddy Whoa: It looks like the champ is still a little rattled from that elbow!
Slane quickly recovers, and approaches White, who now clings to the middle rope, trying to get to her feet. Stuart grabs her roughly from behind and picks her up into a pumphandle slam!
No! As soon as she is up, Tiffany uses the momentum to roll over Slane, landing behind him! She turns and bounds off of the rope, and Slane barely has time to turn around before she connects with a massive Flying lariat!
But despite the shot, Slane manages to stay on his feet, arms flailing as he tries to maintain his balance, he falls towards the corner, propping himself up on the turnbuckle!
But White is not letting up, and she runs towards the TV Champ, jumping on him with a monkey flip!
Zach Davis: Watch out!
No! Almost the instant that White lands on Slane, he grabs her and pops her up, picking her up into a running pop-up powerbomb in the center of the ring!
Freddy Whoa: That could do it!
Slane grabs the cover as the ref begins a count!
Kickout! Tiffany White forces a shoulder up at the last second as Slane lets out an exasperated breath. He grabs the challenger roughly by the head and pulls her to her feet, but Tiffany White suddenly comes to life, connecting with a flying arm drag! Slane goes end over end, rolling to his feet but slamming into the opposite turnbuckle!
Tiffany White flashes a devilish grin at the champ as she sees another opportunity open up, running forward with a second monkey flip!
This time, however, it connects, and Slane crashes into the center of the ring with a thud!
Tiffany looks out at the audience and smiles, a mixture of cheers and boos for the challenger intermingling with sympathetic calls for Stuart to make his way back to his feet!
Tiffany points to the top turnbuckle, eliciting a massive pop from the crowd, and she ascends it slowly as Slane rolls, still stunned from the monkey flip into position!
Zach Davis: Could it be? Can she hit it?
Freddy Whoa: We could have a new Champion right here!
TIFFANY WHITE FLIES OFF THE TOP!
Gravedigger: POCKET QUEENS!
Something goes wrong. Stuart Slane goes to roll away, but Tiffany White ends up driving her knee into his head.
Zach Davis: What happened!?
Before Tiffany can go for a pin, Slane immediately rolls out of the ring. The ref slides out and checks on him as Tiffany paces around, not sure about the status of the match. Slane collapses. Tiffany's pacing intensifies.
Gravedigger: I'm a Hall of Famer, and I'm... not a nice guy, to put things lightly. I've caused a LOT of injuries. Some long term, some short term. I know injuries. Stuart Slane is hurt.
Medics come out, and they're checking Stuart Slane's eyes. There's no one home. Kyle Steel is forced to make the decision.
Kyle Steel: This match, as a result of injury... has been declared a no contest!
Tiffany White is somewhat concerned about Slane but quickly asks Kyle what that means for the Television Title. Master of Puppets quickly plays.
Seth Lerch: Hold up, hold up. Let me clarify things.
The fans boo out of instinct.
Seth Lerch: Clearly, Stuart Slane is going to have to vacate the Title. He's injured, and I currently have lawsuits from five hundred thirty five jobbers that say they got concussions and quit and I made them wrestle in You're Fired Battle Royals anyway. So I'm not risking ANOTHER lawsuit, especially from a wrestler people actually care about!
The fans boo.
Seth Lerch: So, we already have a Number One Contender for the Television Championship; Shadowlove. Tiffany White, you had this match won, but unfortunately, I can't award you the Championship. As such, you'll move onto Explosion to face Shadowlove for the vacant belt!
The fans cheer!
Zach Davis: There you have it! At Explosion, we will crown a new Television Champion!
Freddy Whoa: We're getting closer and closer to Ultimate Showdown. Championship reigns get more important as time goes on! This match could send one of these guys to Ultimate Showdown!
The medics assist Slane to the back as White glares at Seth and we go to commercial.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen we have a special match for you made by the Head of Talent Relations personally…
KL Henson appears through the entrance curtain.
KL Henson: Thank you, Kyle. And to all of you sheeple out there, I dedicate this match to the dearly departed Mr. Holden and promise you to send Grayson Pierce for you to begin your eternity of revenge upon him…
Holden walks out to the ring as the scene cuts backstage where Pierce and Holmes are standing.
Pierce is warming up as Holmes grabs him by the shoulder…
Andre Holmes: What are you doing?
Grayson Pierce: Getting ready for this match.
Andre Holmes: No, I mean, where is your head at. You’re just jumping to the will of KL Henson, accepting matches that do nothing to further your career and completely feeling sorry for this guy who has no feelings!
Grayson Pierce: That’s my choice… I didn’t ask YOU to join me.
Andre Holmes: You're my tag partner, and brother. Wherever you go, I go. However, you're not a hundred percent mentally.
Grayson Pierce: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Andre Holmes: It means that I don’t think that you can handle what we did to Holden, and I think that you’re going to lose tonight.
Grayson Pierce: (sarcastically) Thanks for the support, bro!
Andre Holmes: Well how the hell am I supposed to support you when you're thinking with your heart instead of your mind?
Grayson Pierce: The heart is stronger than the mind!
Andre Holmes: Have you forgotten they tried to take OUR WCF Tag Team Championships? What happened to Mr. Holden wasn't our fault. We all knew the risk of getting inside the ring, and he suffered. Get over it.
Grayson Pierce: I don’t know how you can be so cavalier about this. We killed a man, Andre… don’t you get that. The blood of Mr. Holden is on OUR hands, and Henson wants to fight to get his frustrations out. If anyone deserves to vent their frustrations right now it’s him.
Andre Holmes: ....So you're just gonna take his side?
Grayson Pierce: I’m not taking sides…
Andre Holmes: No, no. Okay, so just because Holden died--
Grayson Pierce: He didn’t die… WE KILLED HIM!
Andre Holmes: WE DIDN'T! We aren't responsible. It's a risk we take once we get in that ring. We did what we had to do! You know what? Join the House of Ophelia. Be the crying pussies they are.
Grayson Pierce: Where the fuck did that even come from?
Andre Holmes: Right here, the only guy who’s actually thinking about what’s best for our team. Since you don't need my support, enjoy your match tonight...alone.
Holmes bumps his shoulder into Pierce’s as he walks by, nearly knocking his partner over in the process. Pierce looks distraught at his partner who goes off and disappears as “Hell Yea” by Rev Theory plays.
Kyle Steel: And his opponent, being accompanied by Andre Holmes, one half of the WCF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… GRAYSON PIERCE!
Zach Davis: It seems that Kyle Steel didn’t see that segment backstage because Andre Holmes clearly isn’t going to be joining his partner here tonight. As you all may know the House of Ophelia and Rebellution have had a bit of a disagreement for the past few months stemming from KL Henson and Andre Holmes. It boiled over at Time Bomb when Mr. Holden was unfortunately hospitalized leading to his untimely death at a hospital in Dallas. Henson was not happy and forced this match to happen tonight and WHOA!
From behind George comes and smashed Pierce from behind with a double axe handle. Pierce crashes forward as George in relentless in his assault as he continues with big boots downwards towards the kidneys of Grayson Pierce.
Eventually Pierce gets to is feet and is able to duck under a wild haymaker and deliver a kick in the gut to George, followed by a raised knee and a neck breaker combination on the thinly sheathed concrete below. He looks in the ring, his look of sorrow replaced with a look of rage as he runs towards the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope…
Gravedigger: KL Henson looking to get an unfair advantage and as the Livewire slides in Henson uses the distraction to his advantage as he is met with vicious boots to the back of his head.
The bell rings and the match officially begins. Henson lifts up Pierce and throws him into the ropes. When he comes back he is met with a clothesline so strong it nearly turns Pierce inside out doing a 360 and landing hard on his back. Pierce lay near motionless on the floor as Henson stands over him. He smiles a nefarious smile and leans over to pick him up.
Suddenly, Pierce grabs Henson and rolls him up in a small package.
But it doesn’t matter as George returns to the ring before the bell rings and stomps at Pierce. Out of the crowd emerges the large form of Nagasaki who surprisingly nimbly leaps over the barricade and enters the ring. George and Henson lift up Pierce and toss him towards Nagasaki who crushes him with his massive arms as Pierce is thrown into him.
Freddy Whoa: Where is Andre Holmes?!?!? Where is anybody for that matter?
The scene cuts backstage and you see Vengeance and Bonnie Blue engaging in fisticuffs in the back. Bonnie seems to be trying desperately to get past the larger man to no avail as he uses lineman like skills to keep the intruder at bay along with some less than tasteful tactics….
Zach Davis: Bonnie seems to have her hands tied with the newest member of House of Ophelia, the WCF US Champ Vengeance.
…as Benjamin Atreyu emerges from the curtain and runs down the ramp. He slides into the ring and stares down George, Henson and Nagasaki. Henson starts shouting instructions as Nagasaki and George lift up Pierce and hand him to Atreyu. He then hits a spinning leg hook belly to back suplex on Pierce tossing him over the top rope and out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Seraphim’s Call over the top rope! Pierce looks hurt.
Another huge pop from the crowd as Andre Holmes comes bursting though the curtains in a 3 on 1 scenario. He runs to the ring and spears George, but Nagasaki grabs him by the back and throws him into the ropes towards Atreyu who delivers a dropkick to Holmes knocking him down. Henson stalks over, pulls out a set of handcuffs and latches one end to Holmes’ wrist… the other to the middle rope across the ring from Grayson.
Freddy Whoa: He’s tied him up. Andre Holmes is staring on hopelessly, desperately trying to unlock or unlatch the handcuffs with all of his might!
Henson begins shouting instructions again as George rolls out of the ring and tosses Pierce back in. Atreyu sets up Pierce by the corner and George slides in the other side, both Benjy and George holding down the arms of Grayson Pierce, as though he needed help remaining motionless, as Nagasaki climbs to the top rope with his back to the ring.
Henson grabs a microphone… and he starts singing hauntingly well yet disturbing.
KL Henson: ‘Amazing…Grace…How sweet… the sound…’
Nagasaki drops with a top rope Banzai drop on top of the lifeless body of Grayson Pierce as George and Atreyu move out of the way at the right time. Then Nagasaki ascends upwards again…
Andre’s voice can be heard even without a microphone…
Andre Holmes: STOP!
KL Henson: ‘That saved… a wretch… like me!’
Nagasaki drops down again with another top rope Banzai drop, then quickly ascends upwards again.
Andre Holmes: NO!!!!
KL Henson: ‘I once… was lost… but now… am found…’
Nagasaki drop down again, this time there is no need for George and Atreyu to even pretend to hold Pierce as the only motions he can make are involuntary twitches and again Nagasaki climbs up to the top rope.
This time Atreyu grabs a steel chair and opens it up just enough for Pierces head and neck to fit inside before they move out of the way.
Andre Holmes stares on, the struggling stopping and a look of pained concern crossing his face as he watches the 420 lb man stand on the top rope with ease… he watches George and Atreyu stand back laughing maniacally at the two members of Rebellution as Henson holds the microphone close to his lips and walks over to Andre Holmes. He gets to his knees and stays just out of arm’s reach as he finishes his last line…
KL Henson: ‘Was blind… but now… I SEE!’ This one is for you, Mr. Holden. DROP!
Nagasaki drops one last time on top of the prone body of Grayson Pierce, a loud snapping sound is heard and the involuntary twitching has stopped from Pierce. No life at all seems to be coming from the Tag Team Champion as Holmes continues to struggle again… FINALLY BREAKING THE BONDS OF THE HANDCUFFS!
He rushes towards the members of the House of Ophelia who all get out of the ring leaving Holmes to lean over the top rope and swear obscenities towards the departing enemies.
Andre Holmes: GET BACK HERE HENSON! GET BACK HERE NOW!
KL Henson: Now, now, Mr. Holmes… you will have your time to get your hands on me… perhaps. Because at Explosion it will be YOU vs ME. And I will have all the members of House of Ophelia at my side… you can have Rebellution at your side as well… but with DeMarcus on the shelf and with Pierce… well let’s just say Pierce may be visiting Mr. Holden a lot sooner than he expected… ‘You always expect to die when you enter the ring with us…’ I believe YOU said that!
Holmes drops to his knee and checks to pulse of Pierce and a look of relief crosses his face, immediately replaced with a look of outrage. Henson continues.
KL Henson: And, the next week you will be putting your WCF Tag Team Titles on the line against me and Benjamin Atreyu at SLAM 350! That is, if you have a tag team partner to fight by your side. If… for some reason… Grayson Pierce is unable to perform and you don’t then you will be STRIPPED of your titles and they will be awarded to the House of Ophelia.
Holmes swears again towards Henson as Paramedics and local Police Authorities come down to check on Grayson Pierce. Holmes backs up and lets the authorities do their work. One of the Police Officers are surprisingly aggressive with Holmes as they turn him around and handcuff his arms behind his back.
KL Henson: Oh yea… There’s this too.
Police Officer: Mr. Holmes, you are being arrested for the Involuntary Manslaughter of Mr. Holden…You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult and attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during any questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed to you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering until you consult and attorney. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?
Andre Holmes: No!
The Police officer repeats the Miranda Rights as they take him away and out of sight leaving the 2 medics alone with Pierce as they get him on a gurney and carefully remove him from ringside and out of the area.
Henson, Atreyu, Nagasaki and George stand in the ramp laughing watching their enemies fall victim to their brilliantly and deviously hatched plans.
Zach Davis: Initial reports show Grayson Pierce alive, but not doing well. Andre Holmes is being taken into custody and the House of Ophelia are walking away from Slam tonight with a title shot looming around the corner and looking like one of the most dominant Stables in the WCF. Hopefully Andre Holmes can get out of bars by Explosion so he can fulfill his match against Henson… I HAVE to believe that he wants nothing more than to do so.
Kyle Steel: This match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first... he is the SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE for this match... the OWNER OF WCF... SETH LERCH!
Seth heads to the ring wearing a referee shirt as the crowd boos.
Freddy Whoa: This oughta be interesting.
Seth enters the ring, grinning.
Gravedigger: Seth will call this one right down the middle, that's for sure. He's got his issues with both of the competitors in this match.
"I CAN'T STOP-OP-OP-OP-OP-OP..."
The lights dim as "Who Gon Stop Me" by Kanye West & Jay-Z plays over the PA. A pink strobe light flashes rapidly throughout the arena-- pink lasers swirl around the entranceway and eventually converge into a big pink spotlight, as "The Mack" Steve Orbit steps out onto the stage. Orbit's wearing a long mink over his ring gear, which consists of alligator skin wrestling shorts and matching boots. He's also got his pink hat with a feather, a thick gold chain with a diamond-coated Jesus peice, and a jewel encrusted cane.
Kyle Steel: From Oakland, California... weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds... THE MACK... STEVE ORBIT!
Orbit struts to the ring, taking time to interact with the fans-- especially the ladies. At ringside, he removes his hat and coat, and kisses the cross on his chain before handing it to a ring hang. Upon entering the ring, he climbs one of the turnbuckles and gyrates his hips as the crowd pops. He climbs down from the turnbuckle and stretches in the corner, waiting for the match to start.
Freddy Whoa: Steve Orbit SNAPPED last week during his match against Logan and Dag Riddik. One has to wonder what his mindstate is for this match, especially with Seth in the mix.
Zach Davis: I think Seth is doing this to taunt Orbit and Hatcher. He knows they don't like him, but he also knows they both want to win. They can't touch him during this match, and he'll be RIGHT there next to them the whole time. It's got to be maddening.
Gravedigger: Eh, if they're smart, they'll show him the proper respect.
We hear "Chariots of Fire" by Faith No More begin to play, after a few chords, we see Raymond Hatcher come walking through the curtain, he has his hands wrapped in black athletic tape and is wearing a black robe laced with gold trim underneath which are his simple black trunks, kneepads, boots and one elbow pad on his left arm. Hatcher doesn't do his usual pandering to the crowd, instead he has an ice cold expression. Hatcher strolls down to the ring at a steady pace. He heads up the ring steps walking out onto the apron while looking out at the crowd. Hatcher wipes his feet on the apron and climbs through the ropes into the ring.
Kyle Steel: Making his way into the ring, weighing in at 237lbs, he hails from Los Angeles, California...The Real Deal Raymond Hatcher!
Hatcher heads to his corner and begins disrobing.
DING DING DING
Freddy Whoa: Here we go!
Orbit and Hatcher circle each other for a few moments, before locking up. Hatcher slips behind Orbit with a hammerlock. Orbit reverses into an arm wrench-- he tugs on the arm several times before forcing Hatcher to his knees and applying an armbar. Hatcher rolls to his feet and breaks the hold.
Zach Davis: Hatcher is definitely the more polished as far as technical skill. Orbit will need to stick to brawling and high flying, taking Hatcher out of his element. He can't match Hatcher's mat skills.
Orbit with a right hand, followed by a left. He pulls in Hatcher and whips him to the ropes-- it's reversed, and Orbit is sent to the ropes. Hatcher with a hip toss on the return. Orbit back to his feet, he throws a wild right hand that misses-- Hatcher with an armdrag, into an armbar of his own. Orbit rolls through and back to his feet, but Hatcher meets him with forearm strikes. Hatcher slips behind Orbit and applies an abdominal stretch.
Gravedigger: This is what Orbit needs to watch out for. Hatcher will lock in those submissions throughout the match and wear the opponent down 'til there's nothing left.
Orbit is able to break free and he shoves Hatcher away. Orbit with a low kick to the thigh. Kick to the other thigh. Standing dropkick. Hatcher stumbles back into the corner, Orbit with a springboard corner dropkick! Orbit rolls back to his feet, knees Hatcher's gut and takes him down with a side headlock.
Freddy Whoa: Fast-paced action so far.
Hatcher inches towards the ropes, but Orbit keeps the head locked. Hatcher slowly gets up to his knees... slips out of the headlock and takes down Orbit with a fireman's carry takeover into an armbar! Orbit quickly grabs the ropes nearby and Seth forces Hatcher to break the hold. Both men to their feet. Hatcher with a knife-edge chop-- Orbit with a PIMP SLAP!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa!
Orbit leaps up for a codebreaker! He covers Hatcher.
Gravedigger: Raymond Hatcher kicks out at one!
Orbit stomps Hatcher as he slowly gets to his feet. He grabs Hatcher and whips him to the opposite ropes... spinebuster on the return!
Freddy Whoa: Orbit is fired up!
Orbit goes to pull up Hatcher-- but Hatcher rolls him up!
Zach Davis: One count!
Orbit and Hatcher both get to their feet. Orbit with a running clothesline, Raymond ducks. Orbit turns around... right into a European uppercut. And another, Hatcher backs Orbit into the corner and boots him in the gut-- double underhook suplex out of the corner!
Freddy Whoa: Neither man really able to gain any ground so far in this match. Good stuff, back and forth.
Hatcher lifts Orbit onto his shoulders... and executes an airplane spin!
Gravedigger: Old school all the way! I love it!
Hatcher spins around... and around... and around. Finally, he drops Orbit and pins him.
Freddy Whoa: Orbit kicks out at two! He's gotta be seeing butterflies at this point.
Hatcher with a knee drop to Orbit's face... followed by another. He pulls up Orbit into a standing headscissors--
Zach Davis: Uh-oh-- Hatcher could be going for that nasty gutwrench suplex!
But Orbit dumps Hatcher over the top rope with a back body drop!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Gravedigger: Critical turn of events!
The crowd cheers. Orbit eyes Hatcher, slowly getting back up outside. Orbit rebounds off the opposite ropes... and suicide dives onto Hatcher at ringside! They both go crashing into the guardrail.
Zach Davis: Orbit going outside of his comfort zone with a big risk! And it pays off!
Orbit is up first. He pulls up Hatcher... puts him in a half-nelson... and suplexes him into the ring steps!
Freddy Whoa: HONEY DIP INTO THE STAIRS!
Gravedigger: Raymond Hatcher has gotta be out cold!
Orbit pulls up Hatcher and rolls him into the ring. Orbit climbs onto the apron, and hops onto the turnbuckle...
Zach Davis: He's gonna go for the Oakland Splash! This could be it!
THE LIGHTS CUT OUT.
Freddy Whoa: What the...
The jumbotron comes to life. Logan's face illuminates the arena.
Logan: Hi, Steve.
Orbit watches, still standing on the turnbuckle.
The feed on the jumbotron cuts to the inside of Club Violet, Orbit's strip club in Oakland. People are hanging out, girls dancing. It's a packed house. Cut back to Orbit looking confused, and then Logan back on the jumbotron.
Logan: I didn't want to make this personal, Steve. But you've become a pain in my ass, frankly. And it's at the point where... I just want you to go away.
The feed cuts back to the Club... and then back to Logan. He's holding some kind of switch with a red button on it.
Logan: Your girls need you! When you aren't around, well, they aren't safe. Bad things can happen. And I figure... well, you and I are scheduled to meet at Explosion...
Orbit still looks confused... but scared. He mouths "what the fuck is going on".
Logan: Explosion. Hell of a name for a show...
Logan begins to laugh. The feed cuts back to Club Violet... and suddenly, a huge explosion rocks the Club. The feed cuts in and out with static, as we see flames, bodies everywhere, and half of the room is reduced to rubble.
The lights cut back on. Orbit is screaming at the jumbotron.
Freddy Whoa: What the hell did we just witness? Logan, what have you done?!
Orbit is about to hop off the top turnbuckle-- but Hatcher climbs to the second turnbuckle. He grabs Orbit... lifts him vertically... and hits a huge BRAIN BUSTER off the top!
Gravedigger: HOLY CRAP. TOP-ROPE BRAIN BUSTER!
Hatcher covers Orbit. Seth with the count.
DING DING DING
"Chariots of Fire" by Faith No More hits the PA. Hatcher rolls out of the ring, unsure of what to make of the whole situation, but with the victory secured.
Freddy Whoa: Seth and Orbit left alone in the ring!
Orbit stalks Seth. Seth backs away with his hands up.
Steve Orbit: DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!
Seth: Steve-- I had no idea, I swear! I have nothing to do with Logan!
Orbit stands in front of Seth for a few moments... and then PIMP SLAPS him. Seth tumbles over the top rope to the outside. Orbit rolls out of the ring and heads to the back looking like a man on a mission.
Freddy Whoa: How far is Logan going to push Steve Orbit? What the hell is going on?!
Zach Davis: I don't know, but Orbit is going to the back and there's no doubt he's gonna be searching for Logan.
Ding Ding Ding!
This is possibly one of the biggest matches in WCF history. Not only do we have the most dominant faction, #BeachKrew, in the ring but now they are facing against a series of teamed rivals who are not too keen on working with each other. Kyle Kemp, and Vengeance are the first of their team to be together in the ring. Vengeance keeps an eye on Kyle but mostly to the man he defeated at Timebomb, Mikey eXtreme who is leaning against the ropes wanting to get his hands on the current United States Champion.
Gravedigger: This is gonna be another win for my #BeachKrew boys. You can even feel dat’ tension rising from the team put together by the dumbasses of the booking team.
Zach Davis: Are you serious Gravedigger?
They lock up. Vengeance being the heavier, and taller person immediately just throws Kemp down onto the mat, and rolls back onto his feet. #BeachKrew is supporting their brother to get back into it, and Kemp goes again into another lock up. Just when you thought the same action was gonna be repeated, he just slaps Vengeance.
Freddy Whoa: That was a bad idea.
Right. Kemp laughs with his brothers until his shoulders are grasped by Vengeance from behind, and he’s launched back into one of the two unoccupied corners of the ring. His chest is exposed, and that brings up the opportunity for Vengeance to chop his chest like a knife. The impact weighs through the arena, and he does it again. #BeachKrew’s faces are mimicking Kyle’s pain, and the final chop sits Kyle in the corner while Vengeance backs up to his corner to finish the job. Out of nowhere, the tag was made. Mikey slaps the back of Vengeance to put himself in the match, and Vengeance snarls as he is forced by the referee to go on the apron.
Zach Davis: Right there. Mikey tagged himself into the match, and Vengeance was not happy about it. These two will have their rematch, and now this is the story of whose America is better.
The King of eXtreme runs to the Kemp, and drives his boots straight into his chest with a running Basement Dropkick. Rolling out of the crash, he pulls Kemp into the middle of the ring for the first pin attempt.
Mikey is dragged off by Katherine. He stands up, and turns around to her who is waving to some of her friends in the other team. The referee demands the Hardcore Champion back on the apron, and Kemp rolls to the corner of his team to make a tag to none other than Dustin Beaver. When he turns around, Beaver springs onto the top rope, and is boinged high in the air to come into Mikey with a forearm knocking him down. Vengeance is on the apron laughing, and contemplating why that man could ever represent America. He’s down, and Beaver goes for the pin.
Mikey kicks out, and Beaver then gets back up again. He stomps down on him a few times before dragging him closer to his corner. Holding the left ankle, Andre slaps him on the back getting another tag for #BeachKrew.
Freddy Whoa: A tag made by Andre Aquarius. Isn’t is strange that Katherine Phoenix wants nothing to do against #BeachKrew? Especially with the friendship between her, Jared Holmes, and Thursday.
Gravedigger: That means the losers better get this W before Katherine screws them over.
Kyle, and Andre helps Mikey back up to his feet. Taking both the arms of the King, he is thrown into the ropes. Off the rebound, Beaver lands a Spinning Back Kick into the ribs of Mikey forcing him to bend over. Right on cue, Andre runs to Dropkick the head of his opponent into the mat from the side. Rolling off the huge crash, the pin is made for another victory attempt for #BK.
He kicks out, and Andre is upset. When he goes to pick up Mikey, he is struck with multiple forearms into the ribs. Andre counters back with a knee into the ribs, and he mouths off. Telling Mikey to suck it. Running back to the ropes, he rebounds straight into a Rolling Elbow that temporarily knocks him out on the mat. Mikey gets back up, and walks over to his corner where Vengeance is politely asking for the tag to get in the match to show how a real American does it. Instead, he tags in Katherine Phoenix. The weird part comes. Andre tags in Jared.
Zach Davis: No we’re at a stalemate. Jared, and Katherine are in the same ring. They won’t fight each other.
She won’t...but Teo will. He slaps his hand on the shoulder of Katherine, and quickly enters into the ring to extract some deep vengeance on Jared. Katherine wants Teo out but she’s forced out of the ring yet again by the referee.
Crowd: TEO! TEO! TEO! TEO! TEO!
The People’s Champion is here ladies and gentlemen. The two men lock eyes with each other, and Jared tags in Andre back into the match again.
Of course, Teo understands. Andre goes for a quick clothesline but Teo ducks under it. He runs to the ropes, and hops onto the second to springboard in the air, landing right on Andre with a crossbody. Getting off the landing, they both get back up. Once again, Andre finds himself on the mat with a sudden Hurricanrana putting him down on his back. It’s Teo time everyone. He runs to the ropes until Rabid is the one to kick him in the back to stop him in his tracks. Andre quickly scoops his leg in front of Teo’s, and drags him down to the mat with a traditional Russian Leg Sweep.
Gravedigger: See, I told ya! #BK is a well oiled machine. Ya can’t win against that type of force.
Andre decides its time to recover. Who else to tag in the match? None other than Johnny Rabid.
Teo gets out, and lies down on his chest mask first. Rabid stands up, and bows to his fellow #BeachKrew brothers who are applauding him. Using his technical ability, he quickly goes onto Teo, and pulls his legs underneath his armpits while sitting down on his back to lock in the Boston Crab.
Crowd: LETS GO TEO! LETS GO TEO! LETS GO TEO!
Teo finds the strength from the crowd, and pushes himself on his hands to drag their combined weight. Each step on the hand is painful as hell, and Rabid is leaning back all he can to add more pressure on contorting the spine. The moment Teo is near the ropes, Katherine is standing outside the ring pulling back the rope to prevent Teo from reaching it.
Zach Davis: What the hell is Katherine doing?!
Gravedigger: Whatchu expect dumbass? She’s #BeachKrew all the way.
Zombie shoves Katherine down, and she hits into the announce table knocking her aside. Jared drops off the apron, and runs across the ring to forearm Zombie down. Before you know it, a brawl starts between #BeachKrew, and the opposing team. Rabid looks over his shoulders, and finds the carnage happening without his permission.
Freddy Whoa: And now all of them are fighting! It’s a god damn RUMBLE!
The rumble is about to be royal because Johnny quickly runs to the ropes, and rebounds to the ropes where he launches himself over the top rope in a front flip to crash onto everyone. It’s an entire wreckage with bodies piling on top of one another thanks to Johnny Rabid.
Freddy Whoa: And Johnny Rabid with a TOPE SENTON!
Zach Davis: Now everyone is down, and Rabid is helping everyone up from #BeachKrew.
They don’t mind Rabid pushing down everyone else. Everyone in #BeachKrew is enjoying looking at the damage they did to their opponents. Unfortunately for them, one hero is going to return the favor. Teo perches himself on the top rope, and the people are on their feet cheering for him.
Crowd: DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
Gravedigger: TEO IS ON THE TOP ROPE! LOOK OUT #BEACHKREW!
It’s too late. Teo quickly jumps high in the air, and spreads his body sideways to crash onto all of them. Now there’s a Bash at the Beach with everyone in the match down again.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Freddy Whoa: Everyone is down, everyone is down! This match is has gone out of control!
The first two are Vengeance, and Mikey. They barely can stand, and their backs touch which makes them turn around quickly. They start to argue with each other until Mikey pushes Vengeance first. Vengeance shoves him back, and then the two come to blows. Forearm after forearm, the brawl goes beyond the barricade, and shifting through the crowd. Before we know it, they can’t be seen as they kept fighting with each other rather than being in the match.
Gravedigger: Are Mikey, and Vengeance gone?! Do we have any cameras on them right now?!
Freddy Whoa: Apparently not, their gone Grave!
Johnny is back in the ring with Teo. Teo runs into Johnny to try, and clothesline him down into the mat but Johnny ducks under the arm, and stuns him with a Spinning Back Fist. Leaving Teo on wobbly knees, he runs into the ropes behind, and rebounds to Teo who tries to boot him into the ribs but the leg is caught. He is spun around which gives him enough momentum to leap off the mat, and kicks Rabid in the head!
Zach Davis: Habanero Hurricane! The Habanero Hurricane!
Teo gets back up, and Jared Holmes appears out of nowhere with a Superkick into his ribs that forces Teo down on his hands and knees.
Gravedigger: Cliche Kick! Do it Jared!
He clasps his hands on the mask of Teo, and quickly pulls him into his legs. Wrapping his arms around his waist until Shadowlove steps into the ring. He throws Teo away, and Andre meets with Jared as the two smirk at each other to easily lay out this rookie. However, Shadow wasn’t going down without a fight. He charges, and manages to duck in between their attempted double clothesline until he rebounds off the ropes, and floors both men down causing them to flip over onto their chests with a double lariat.
Zach Davis: And Shadowlove making an impact on the match with a brutal double lariat that absolutely took out Andre Aquarius, and Jared Holmes!
Shadowlove is spreading his arms, enjoying the reaction from the crowd. Kyle rolls into the ring, and stands on his feet. He sees his next target, and Shadow comes into his presence only to be lifted up on his shoulder to be slammed throat first onto the top rope that throws him back down into the mat.
Freddy Whoa: And that is Kyle Kemp with his signature move, the “Show Off!”
Kyle take a moment to breathe until he is spun around to face Zombie McMorris who kicks him into the ribs that forces him to bend over. Reaching his arms around his waist, he flips him up onto his shoulders from the side before falling on his knees to Powerbomb him onto the back of his head.
Freddy Whoa: Axe Wound! Axe Wound! That’s it. It has to be over.
When Zombie turns around, the eyes of the former World Champion meet with the man who defeated him to retain his Internet Championship. Zombie, and Wade meet in the center of the ring, and the two start mouthing off. Suddenly, Wade strikes him with a forearm. Zombie steps back, and quickly delivers an elbow shot that pushes Wade back a few steps. The two meet up, and start hammering each other in the face the same time. They don’t stop, and neither lets off.
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Wade takes the cheap shot, and knees him in the ribs. Quickly taking the arm of Zombie, he launches him into the corner but then Zombie spins around to throw him into the corner. Wade’s back hits against the turnbuckle, and Zombie chases after him to be Flapjacked face first onto the top turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: THREE STREETS TO THE WIND! ITS TIME FOR THE POSEIDON PUNCH!
He waves his arm around in the air, bending down as Zombie is taking the time to even stand up. When he does, Wade charges right at him, and throws his right elbow. Zombie takes the right arm, and locks it in with a Double Underhook with his head exposed to snap back into the mat to spike his head into the mat.
Gravedigger: WORLD TOUR ‘69! The DOUBLE-ARM SPIKE DDT! ZOMBIE IS GOING FOR THE PIN!
Katherine pulls Zombie off the pin attempt, and holds him bent backwards in a Reverse DDT. She doesn’t waste any time to give him a little peck on the cheek before dropping down to spike the back of his head into the canvas hard.
Zach Davis: SHE JUST FINISHED HER OWN TEAM-MATE WITH THE KISS OF DEATH?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER?
Gravedigger: I told you! She’s #BEACHKREW all the way!
Zach Davis: This Ginormous match has been off the chain!!
The Joe Louis Arena begins to rumble!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! WAS THAT THUNDER?!
Zach Davis is already under the commentary desk. Loud thunder rumbles again, this time lightning strikes. Oblivion face shows up on the jumbo tron. More cheers than boos are heard...
The crowd: OBI!! OBI! OBI! OBI! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Oblivion: Hey!! Hey!! Kitty-Kitty!! Kit-Kat! Isn't that ironic Katherine Phoenix on the opposite sides with BITCHREW... considering she has been kissing their asses. BIIIITCHKREEEEW BIIIITCHKREEEEEW!!!
The crowd: BITCHKREEEEEEEEEW!! BITCHKREEEEEEEW!! BITCHKREEEEEEEW!!!
Oblivion: KIt-Kat you do have something in common with Beachkrew. Do you know what that is.... YOU... ALL ARE...
Zach Davis: No Oblivion don't say it!!
Freddy Whoa: Nooooo....
Gravedigger: Say it Oblivion, say it!!
Oblivion: YOU KATHERINE PHOENIX AND BITCHKREW ARE A BUNCH OF PUSSIIIIIEEEEEEES!!! Hey speaking of pussy where is that sexy sexy piece of ass... Thursday!! Hey pretty girl!!! Jared Holmes!!! Where's your girl Thursday?! THUUUURSDAAAY!!! THUUUUURSDAAAY!! I can smell you!! I can taste you!! But, guess where Oblivion is at?
The cameras zoom out to find Oblivion going towards Jared Holmes locker room and he is immediately confronted by a few bodyguards. The men try to get in the way of the door to stop Oblivion from stepping any closer, but the monster just slams a hard right hand into each other their faces for their troubles.
Gravedigger: HAHAHAHA!!! Those rent a cops didn't stand a chance!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion just kicked in Jared Holmes' locker room door!!
Oblivion: Thursday... You can no longer say no to The Monster!!
The camera feed cuts out as the screen goes fuzzy. Katherine Phoenix just stands on the ring apron with her mouth open in horror at what she had just seen. She has no choice but to leave the match, and just run backstage to save her friend.
Freddy Whoa: I can’t believe what we witnessed, and now Shadowlove is in the ring after Katherine laid out McMorris.
Shadowlove quickly comes to pick up Wade but while the referee is trying to figure out what is going on, Rabid quickly sneaks behind Shadow to low blow him in between the legs. Keeping him down on his knees, he gets back up, and runs to the ropes for the added spring in delivering that knee into his nose with a Shining Wizard.
Gravedigger: SHINING WIZARD! RABID IS BACK!
Rabid helps Wade up who is getting back into his head, and picks up Shadow who can barely stand. Pushing him into Wade, he gets completely elbowed down into the mat.
Zach Davis: POSEIDON PUNCH! POSEIDON PUNCH!
Freddy Whoa: Here is the pin!
Ding Ding Ding!
Kyle Steel: Here are your winners, #BEACHKREW!
Zach Davis: Damn, what a hell of a match.
Gravedigger: I told you, #BEACHKREW wouldn’t lose. You’re looking at the greatest faction in WCF history!
The match is over. #BeachKrew stand in the ring celebrating as their dusted opponents leave the arena. Katherine Pheonix is celebrating with Thursday, high fiving her and #BeachKrew's latest success. She gives them a thumbs up and turns to leave...but Wade catches her by the hair and pulls her back into the ring, Pheonix yelling in a confused manner as he does.
Zach Davis: Wait? What the hell is going on? She was celebrating WITH #BeachKrew!
Freddy Whoa: You know them. You know these guys, Zach. They aren't exactly what you would call loyal to anyone outside of #BK.
Gravedigger: This is about to get good.
Katherine Pheonix starts wrestling with Wade's hand as he whips her around the ring. Jared and Thursday shake their heads disapprovingly as they roll out of the ring and walk away. Wade kicks out Katherine's leg and drops her to her knees, calling for a microphone as he does. Gable hands one over to Wade and he begins to speak.
Wade Moor: JOEY FLASH!
Wade Moor: Where are you my little Flashy poo? Will you show your face to me?
He laughs again.
Wade Moor: Or will you just stand in the back like a coward once again? You aren't fit to hold that World Championship...you aren't even fit to share this ring with ME!
The crowd boos.
Wade Moor: Sentinels...protectors of the weak. What a bunch of bullshit. You can't protect anyone. I'm sorry this had to happen to you Katherine. Get her boys.
As if on cue, Gable runs off the ropes and boots Katherine Pheonix in the face, knocking her to the ground. The rest of #BeachKrew begin to drop the stomps on the downed Katherine Pheonix, apologizing the entire time. Andre lifts her to her feet and drops her with a #DankInfusion.
Andre Aquarius: Sorry bitch.
Beaver lifts the limp Katherine to her feet and hits her with that Beaver-To-Belly.
Dustin Beaver: Sorry, Katherine.
As Katherine attempts to get to her feet, Kemp comes bounding off the ropes with a punt kick that sends her back to kindergarten.
Kyle Kemp: I'M SO SORRY!
Wade calls for them to lift her up again. Her feet dangle against the mat as Wade continues to talk.
Wade Moor: Cowards. The lot of you. You don't have what it takes to get it done.
Wade hooks Katherine underneath the arms just as “The Pink Room” by David Lynch hits the P.A. To a huge pop from the Detroit crowd!
Zach Davis: It's the Sentinels!
Dune and Occulo rush to the ring just as #BK dips out and leaps over the guard rail. Joey Flash rolls up behind them, an exasperated look upon his face. Dune and Occulo motion for #BK to get back in the ring, Wade smiling the entire time. Flash whips Occulo around and claps Dune's shoulder.
Joey Flash: What the fuck are you guys thinking?
Occulo brushes him off and checks on the downed Katherine Phoenix, who is joined by Dune seconds later. The crowd cheers as they help her up and to a sitting position. Out of nowhere Flash delivers a boot straight to the face of the prone Katherine Phoenix whipping her head backward before she slumps down.
Occulo and Dune look incredulously at their partner as ring hands begin to roll into the ring.
Joey Flash: Don't get involved.
Flash stalks to the edge of the ring to see the manically grinning Wade Moor mouthing 'one more week'.
Cameras finally catch up backstage as Katherine Phoenix could be seen quickly rushing through the corridor past several locker rooms.
Katherine Phoenix: Fauxblivion!!! Where are you you son of a…
Katherine ran full speed into one of the backstage crew members sending them both sprawling as Katherine tried her hardest not to fall flat onto the floor.
Katherine Phoenix: What the hell?! Watch where you're going you complete and utter BOUDLE!!!
Katherine brushed herself down a bit looking quite angry at the dishevelled man who was trying to pull himself together.
Katherine Phoenix: You don't know where Jared’s locker room is do you?
Staff Member: Who?
Katherine Phoenix: JARED!!! Jare Bear! Thursday!
Staff Member: Oh, Thursday? Yeah, she's kinda hot.
Katherine once again scowled at the man, as she slowly became a bit more panic stricken.
Katherine Phoenix: Listen I don't have time to kill you right now… are you going to help me or not?!
Staff Member: Ummmmm, sure? She's just down there.
The man pointed Katherine in the right direction as she quickly bolted down towards the locker room, making sure to push the man over once again before leaving his side. As she came to the locker room, her mouth opened in horror at the scene: an open, swaying door and two downed men in black, undoubtedly security guards. Katherine jumped over them, into the dressing room ready to fight… only to be greeted by Thursday, wrapped in a towel, beating an unconscious Oblivion with a maglight taser.
Thursday: YEAH, YOU WANNA “PLAY ROUGH” WITH ME, #FUCCBOI?! YOU WANNA SEE HOW TASTY I AM, BITCH?! WELL LICK MY LEFT LABIA, YOU FAT RETARD!
Katherine stared down at the unconscious Oblivion and then back up at Thursday, who was still holding the taser in her hands.
Katherine Phoenix: W-What is THAT?!
Katherine prodded Oblivion with her foot to check if he was actually unconscious, he groaned a bit so she booted him as hard as she possibly could into his ribs.
Katherine Phoenix: Hahahahaha damnnnnn Thursday Bear… I didn't know you had that in you!
Thursday: Get this bitch out of here and put him out of his misery. My magnum is on the dresser.
Katherine Phoenix: Errrrrr whaaaa? You mean like the ice cream? How is an ice cream going to help us here?
Katherine looked down at Oblivion, who was still knocked down on the floor and looked up at Thursday, who had already stepped back into her changing area to put on some clothes.
Katherine Phoenix: Ummmm okayzzzzzz. Looks like we’re going to go and have ourselves some fun Mistah Fauxbi.
Katherine slowly stepped over to the dresser Thursday had just motioned towards, to grab whatever she had been talking about.
Katherine Phoenix: Ummmmm…
Katherines jaw dropped as she laid eyes upon a large magnum revolver. She had never seen a gun like this before. After looking at it for some time she carefully picked it up to examine it.
Katherine Phoenix: Thursday you mean to…
In the corner of the room Oblivion began to wake up a bit as he groaned in pain trying to get his bearings. He quickly scanned the room as Katherine stood just a bit away still checking out the handgun.
Oblivion: Urghhhhh both you crazy fucking bitches are DEAD!!!
Katherine snarled in his direction as she quickly ran over to him and booted him hard straight into his skull.
Katherine Phoenix: SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH YOU WEAK LITTLE PEANUT BUTTER BITCH!!!
Katherine shoved the gun into her bra and grabbed Oblivion by his foot dragging him out of the locker room and down the corridor.
Katherine ignored everyone she passed as they stopped in their tracks watching the young woman dragging the monster down towards his impending doom. They eventually reached the staff parking lot, the area Katherine had decided would be his last resting place and Katherine slumped Oblivion up against a nearby wall, pulling the magnum out of her bra with a wicked grin on her face.
Katherine Phoenix: You knows Fauxbi. I thought that we could change you, maybe even make it so that you could eventually become our friend just like the real Obi was… but you're nothing but a sick perverted FREAK and I will not stand for you being grrrrrrr towards my friends! I gots to do what I should have done a long time ago, Fauxbi, and put you out of your misery once and for alls. Do you gots any last words?
Oblivion groaned as he slowly lifted up his head to look Katherine straight into her eyes.
Oblivion: FUCK… YOU!!!
Katherine shook her head as she lifted up the gun with a euphoric grin on her face.
Katherine Phoenix: Worst. Last Words… EVER!!!
Katherine aimed the gun at Oblivions head, pulled back the hammer and fired. The bullet blasted out of the handgun and missed.
Katherine Phoenix: What the?!
Bonnie Blue pushed Katherine right at the last minute causing her to miss the shot and immediately got right into the dark haired vixens face.
Bonnie Blue: What the fuck, Kat? A gun? Are ya goddamned serious? Look, shut up. I know, it's Oblivion, an' he's done plenty of real bad things. Gods know he'd deserve it. But not like this. This is cold-blooded murder. That ain't you. You're not like the rest of Beach Crew; don't let 'em drag ya down to their level. Just put the gun down and walk away. I'll deal with... that.
Bonnie glanced over to where Oblivion kneeled on the ground, still dazed. Katherine hesitated, torn.
Bonnie Blue: Trust me, Kat... me an' Oblivion got some... unfinished business.
Bonnie gave Katherine a wink. Kat finally shrugged and wandered off; Bonnie watched until she was out of sight. Then she stalked purposefully to Oblivion, stopping just in front of the Monster. And slowly.... she extended a hand toward IT. Oblivion looked up at her, confusion evident in the tilt of ITs head.
Bonnie Blue: C'mon, big guy... you and me need to have a real long talk.
Just before Bonnie could help Oblivion back up onto his feet, Katherine Phoenix returned with a steel pipe in her hands and smashed it against the monsters skull, blood flying out of his head spraying everywhere. Bonnie immediately turned around on the spot but Katherine just dropped her weapon and grabbed Bonnie around her neck, digging her long nails into the womans flesh and pinning her against the wall.
Katherine squeezed tight as Bonnies face almost started turning blue.
Katherine Phoenix: You! You… BITCH!!!
Katherine looked into Bonnies face, a single tear rolling down her cheek. She actually looked quite hurt.
Katherine Phoenix: Alls I wanted was to be your friend. THAT WAS ALL I WANTED!!! I reached out to you again… and again… and again… AND AGAIN!!! But all you said was no! You wanted to push me down… throw me out into the cold… get rid of me like I was some annoying piece of trash. You even blocked me on twitter! And why?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHEN ALL I WANTED WAS YOUR FRIENDSHIP?!!
Bonnie looked like she was about to say something but Katherine just squeezed tighter, a few more tears leaking from her eyes.
Katherine Phoenix: All I wanted was your acceptance but you just wanted to watch me crash and burn… and then laugh at me when I was down and out. That was it wasnt it?! WASNT IT?!!! YOU JUST WANTED TO LAUGH AT ME!!! ADMIT IT!!!
Bonnie Blue: N-No… I…
Katherine Phoenix: SHUT UP!!! Because of you I started I doubt myself, you know that? I cried myself to sleep many nights because I thought that if Bonnie hated me THAT much, maybe I actually was a bad person. Have you got any idea what you did to me, Bonnie?! ANY IDEA AT ALL?!! And now what do I see? You coming out here… the girl who was so determined to turn EVERYONE against me and make everyone think I was bad… and you’re out here not only helping… but making friends with him?!
Katherine motioned down towards Oblivion.
Katherine Phoenix: A murderer!!! A rapist!!! Have you got ANY idea what he did to me, Bonnie?! DO YOU?!!! But you don't care do you?! You couldn't give a shit about me! I bet you laughed didnt you… I bet you found it hilarious when he raped me?! FUCK YOU!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!! I want to see you hurt! I want to see you cry! I want to you see doubt yourself! I want to watch you become everything you did to me!!! Death would be too quick and easy for you, Bonnie… I want to watch you SUFFER, and just like you did with me, I will laugh at YOUR pain!!!
Katherine finally dropped Bonnie and the blonde fell to her knees desperately trying to get her breath back. Just as Bonnie was beginning to think that it was all over, Katherine picked up the steel pipe again and was about to smash it into Bonnie this time… when suddenly a hand appeared stopping her. It was Thursday. Katherine looked at her friend with tears and makeup smudging down her face, Thursday simply pressed a single finger onto the brunettes lips smiling wickedly.
Thursday: Not yet. Soon. Don't worry.
Katherine nodded her head as she followed Thursday away from the scene.
Gravedigger: Welcome back to SLAM!
Zach Davis: Up Next… The trios titles will be on the line!
Freddy Whoa: The Sentinels will defend against The Family.
“Swamp Song” by Tool hits as the arena turns black. Chance Von Crank and Pixie Paradoxxx walk across the stage. Dag Riddik then takes centerstage. He is followed by Logan! The crowd boo the four unrelentlessly.
Freddy Whoa: This crowd does not like The Family.
Gravedigger: These three men appear well prepared for this matchup.
Crank rolls under the bottom rope. The crowd continues to boo as Dag Riddik walks up the ring steps to enter the ring. Logan glides through the ropes with grace ready to go.
Kyle Steel: Now making their way to the ring at a combined seven hundred and nineteen pounds… THE FAMILLLY!
Zach Davis: The crowd hates these three men.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa, Hate is a strong word.
Zach Davis: Listen at them!
Occulo walks down the ramp, spotlights following, addressing the fans as he does. He climbs up the steel steps in the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. He takes out a microphone and says "Sentinels stand for the fallen. Sentinels stand against the rising". He tosses the microphone to the outside and waits for action.
Kyle Steel: Haling from Washington DC… Weighing in at two hundred and twenty POUNDS!!! OCCCCCULLLLLO!
Gravedigger: Occulo never has much to say.
Freddy Whoa: Sentinels stand for the fallen.
The lights fade as David Lynch's "The Pink Room" hits in the darkness. Golden spotlights scan the audience, and smoke pours out in front of the deep red lights that glow just beyond the curtain. An explosion sets off two pillars of fire on the stage, and Dune emerges in their wake. He stands atop the ramp and takes in the scene, acknowledging the WCF Faithful before he turns toward the ring. His cold eyes remain fixed on it as he strides down the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring...from the badlands of the Mojave Desert...weighing in at 276 pounds...DUUUUUNE!
The ring glows amidst the darkness as he slides in and shoots to his feet. He walks around the inner-perimeter, looking out at the crowd and testing the ropes before he finds his corner. He continues to loosen up as the lights come back on.
Zach Davis: Dune looks ready to go!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa.
“Mile Zero” by Periphery hits. The arena lights dim as the crowd buzz begins to build to fever pitch. The music begins and lingers for a moment before Joey Flash in all his glory emerges from behind the curtain staring at the crowd. He floats regally down the aisle bathing in the atmosphere and stopping to shake the hand of anyone who desires it.
Kyle Steel: Now making his way to the ring…. He hails from the Bronx… He is the WCF World Champion…. JOEEEEYYYY FLASHHH!
He circles the ring not once, but twice. Delaying his entrance and the match even further riling the crowd before sliding into the ring and sitting down in one of the ring corners staring at his future foe with both apathy and disgust.
Gravedigger: Here comes the world champion!
Freddy Whoa: The referee is holding up the trios title belts! This one is about to get underway!
Zach Davis: There’s the bell!
Dag Riddik and Dune begin the match. The two men begin to circle each other as the other four competitors take their places on the apron.
Dag Riddik rushes in and Dune catches him with a sharp elbow underneath the chin. Dag’s head buckles so Dune follows up with an irish whip into the ropes. Riddik bounces off the ropes and comes flying back towards Dune. Riddik is caught with a huge big boot! Dune quicky grapples up Dag. He hits Riddick with a big double underhook piledriver. Dune hooks a leg!
Freddy Whoa: ONE!
Gravedigger: Broken up by Logan!
Dune chases after Logan but the referee intervenes. Riddik low blows Dune while the referee tends to Logan. Dune hits both knees holding his privates. Dag gets back to his feet and hits Dune square between the eyes. Dune shakes his head and attempts to rise to his feet. Riddik again hits Dune across the forehead!
Zach Davis: Vicious shit!
Dune continues to sit up on his knees. Dag Riddik backhand chops him across the chest sharply. The crowd woo’s after the loud chop. Dag takes a step back then rushes back in with another huge backhand chop. The entire frontrow winces. Joey Flash slides through the ropes but the referee cuts him off. This gets Riddik’s attention, allowing Dune to reach up and get ahold of Dags head! The jawbreaker sends both men to the mat. Dune begins to slowly make his way towards Occulo!
Gravedigger: Dune tags in Occulo!
Freddy Whoa: Dag makes his way towards cVc!
Zach Davis: Riddik tags in cVc!
The crowd pops as Occulo gets into the ring. Occulo hits the ring hot and slides between cVc’s legs causing him to look foolish. Occulo pops up on the other sides and performs a picture hurricarana on cVc! Occulo quickly hooks a leg!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Freddy Whoa: Kick Out by Crank!
Occulo gets back to his feet quickly to sitiuate himself directly behind Chance. He applies a sleeper hold! cVc wiggles and twists to escape only to tighten the hold. Logan reaches out for a tag but cVc is in the center of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Occulo is trying to choke cVc out!
Zach Davis: I think Chance’s face is changing colors.
Gravedigger: Blue… Purple…
Crank and Occulo both fall on the mat but Occulo continues to hold the sleeper on. He twists to apply even more pressure. cVc begins to fade out leading the referee to come in close. Chance closes both of his eyes. The referee picks his arm up then drops it.
Gravedigger; cVc may be out cold!
The referee again lifts cVc’s arm then drops it causing Logan ready himself to intervene on the apron. The referee raises Crank’s arm once again and drops it. cVc’ catches his arm then holds it high. Logan slips back through the ropes as Crank fights to reach the bottom rope.
Zach Davis: Chance continues to fight his way towards those ropes.
Crank reaches out and latches onto the bottom rope. He holds on for dear life as the referee breaks the sleeper hold. Occulo stands back up as Chance stumbles back his feet. Occulo quickly rushes towards cVc, leading him to shuffle his feet for a huge knee smash! Chance’s kneecap bounces off Occulo’s forehead sending him to flat to the mat!
Gravedigger: Violent knee smash by the Shock N’ Rolla!
Freddy Whoa: He needs to cover!
The crowd boos as Crank circles Occulo. Chance gets to his own corner and climbs up on the middle turnbuckle. Elbow drop hits it’s mark! Crank quickly follows up by cradling up Occulo. The Pumphandle Michinoku driver II wows the crowd! cVc hooks a leg!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Gravedigger: Broken up by the WORLD CHAMP!
Joey flash stomps out the pin then walks back over towards the apron. Occulo stumbles to his feet just as Crank rolls on the mat to the do the same. Occulo rushes towards cVc, who is now on one knee. The Shining Wizard causes the crowd to pop. Occulo then begins to crawl towards Joey Flash. Chance takes notice of this then he himself begins to crawl towards Logan! The crowd waits impatiently…
Freddy Whoa: Flash is tagged in!
Zach Davis: Flash is after Crank!
Chance slaps hands with Logan at the last possible second. The crowd pops as Logan and Flash circle each other in the ring.
Gravedigger: This is interesting.
Flash hits Logan with a sharp kick then follows up quickly with another. Logan catches his right foot so Joey jumps to nail Logan on the temple with his other foot! Both me hit the mat and Flash quickly hooks a leg!
Freddy Whoa: Kick Out!
Logan immediately kicks out. Joey Flash catches Logan with a elbow after the kickout. Logan appears a bit dazed as Flash applies a rear naked choke hold! Logan fights off the hold and slips out quickly rolling to his side. He rolls underneath the bottom ropes and lands on the outside floor. Riddik slides through the ropes to take his place. Dag catches Joey for a huge swinging neckbreaker!
Zach Davis: Dag is in after Logan hits the outside floor!
Riddik rushes back towards Flash but Joey counters with a drop toe hold! Riddik quickly gets back to one knee so Flash hits a running high knee on Dag! The shot sends him flat to the mat. Flash covers!
Freddy Whoa: Broken up by Logan!
Logan stomps the pin out then stomps Flash once more for pleasure. Logan returns to the corner. Riddik gets back to his feet then falls back towards his corner. He catches the ropes and Logan tags himself back in.
Zach Davis: Logan is back in!
Logan charges after Flash! He catches him as Joey attempts to tag Dune in. Logan irish whips Joey into the corner and he turns just before reaching the corner to ease the blow. Joey hits back first against the corner turnbuckle and Logan takes off towards him. Logon runs full speed at Flash hitting the ropes slightly for more torque for his Enzuigiri! Flash falls forward flat on the mat so Logan rolls him over to hook a leg!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO!!
Gravedigger: Broken up by Occulo!
Logan hits the mat with frustration after the near pin. Flash headbutts Logan out of nowhere! Joey reaches up and tags in Dune! Logan shakes his head while sitting on the mat. Dune nearly takes his head off with a huge big boot!
Gravedigger: OUCH! Did you see that?
Zach Davis: He nearly took his head off!
Chance reaches out for a tag as does Dag. Occulo watches as Dune works Logan into his team’s corner. He begins to stomp down on Logan causing him to reach up deserpately attempting to block the sharp stomps.
Freddy Whoa: Logan pushes Dune off then counters with a huge spinning wheel kick!
Gravedigger: Dune hits a knee!
Logan makes his way over to cVc to tag him in. Dune attempts to make his way towards Occulo but he is cut off by Chance Von Crank. The two men begin to swap blows in the middle of the ring. Dune gets the upperhand by pulling Chance in to the sharp knee shot. Crank bends over and Dune comes up behind him, wrapping both of his arms around cVc. He lifts him up and over his head all while falling back. The german suplex shakes the entire ring. Chance’s eyes widen as he reaches desperately for the ropes. Dune holds onto Crank and stands up again. He pulls cVc in for another brutal german suplex! Crank looks winded as Dune contiunues his hold. Dune pulls cVc in for one last german suplex! He hooks a leg!
Freddy Whoa: ONE!
Zach Davis: Broken up by Dag Riddik!
Riddik makes sure to stomp Dune twice. The referee rushes Dag back to the apron while cVc stumbles to one knee. Dune gets to one knee also directly in front of Chance. The two men begin swapping blows again. Chance catches Dune underneath the chin with a big european uppercut! His head buckle backwards so cVc follows up with a huge chop across the windpipe of Dune! Dune falls flat to the mat holding his throat. cVc hooks a leg!
Freddy Whoa: TWO!!
Zach Davis: Broken up by Joey Flash!
Dune rolls under the bottom ropes. He falls off the apron onto the floor so Occulo immediately takes his place in the ring. Occulo scoops up Chance for a big powerslam! Occulo follows up with subliminal message! The referee hits his belly to count as Occulo hooks a leg!
Freddy Whoa: One!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Gravedigger: Broken up by Dag Riddik!
Freddy Whoa: That was a close one.
Occulo follows up with a swinging DDT! The manuever smashes Crank’s head against the mat. Occulo goes for another pin! Logan and Dag both bounce into the ring to break it up. Flash and Dune follow. Logan breaks up the pin immediately then turn to hit Joey Flash! He sends Joey backwards as Dune and Dag begin swapping blows!
Zach Davis: The referee has lost control of this one!
Gravedigger: Flash and Logan are going at it in the corner!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa.
Chance Von Crank uses the chaos to crawl towards the bottom rope. The referee regains order pushing Flash towards his corner then Logan towards his. Dag knees Dune in the stomach causing him to bend over. Before he can follow up the referee breaks them up. Chance rolls underneath the bottom rope and hits the floor allowing Dag Riddik to take his place in the match up.
Gravedigger: Dag is back in!
Riddik takes Occulo off his feet with a big clothesline!
Occulo stumbles up to one knee. Dag rushes in with a huge knee facebuster! The shot busts Occulo’s nose causing a small stream of blood to run down his face.
Freddy Whoa: What a shot!
Dag continues by working Occulo into the families corner. He begins to stomp on Occulo working the crowd up. The referee stops the stomping after his count then warns Riddik. Dag irish whips Occulo across the ring sending him into the other corner. Dag gives chase aiming for a splash. Occulo moves at the last possible second! Dag misses but pushes himself out instead of crashing in the corner. Occulo turns away from Dag after the close escape and is caught with a big bulldogg from behind! Dag hooks a leg.
Freddy Whoa: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Gravedigger: Broken up by Dune!
Riddik gets back to his feet quickly and grapples up the dazed Occulo. Dag cradles him up for a powerbomb. Dag lifts Occulo high into the air but Occulo nags Riddik by the back of his head with both hands. He uses both knees also at the powerbomb’s highest point pushing himself out from Dag. Occulo counters with a sick facebuster that causes the crowd to pop.
Gravedigger: OH MY GAWD! Did you see that!?
Zach Davis: Occulo counters and now both men are down. Dag is crawling towards his corner and reaching out for Logan.
Freddy Whoa: Occulo is also crawling in the opposite direction towards the world champion!
Dag crawls and reaches with all his might. Occulo reaches out towards Flash with all he has left. Both Flash and Logan reach towards their fallen teammates searching desperately for a tag. Occulo makes it!
Gravedigger: HERE COMES THE WORLD CHAMP!
Flash quickly gets into the ring and pulls Dag Riddik away from his corner. Flash lifts Riddik up. Dag takes a wild swing but Flash counters....
Zach Davis: SUDDEN FLASH!
Freddy Whoa: That's why he's the World Champ. Out of nowhere.
Flash collapses onto Riddik.
The other four men in the match enter the ring, to either break up the pin or stop their opponents....
DING DING DING!
Gravedigger: The World Champion retains the Trios belts for himself and The Sentinels!
Flash gets to his feet as Dune and Occulo Clothesline Logan and cVc out. The crowd cheers the Sentinels team as Dune and Occulo raise their belts, and Flash raises both.
Zach Davis: Logan is scrambling up the ramp... he still has his Final Destination briefcase! Joey Flash may have won tonight but he better watch his back!
Freddy Whoa: The Family may be down, but with Logan involved, they're never out.
Gravedigger: That said, Joey Flash can't really focus on Logan's threat, he has Wade Moor breathing down his neck. We saw Wade make the challenge at Timebomb, and one week from now.... we'll have an Explosion.
Slam fades to black.