Slam Intro

Drunk And Crazy by Mogwai hits the arena as the pyro threatens to burn the building down and a crowd going mental as an aerialshot pans the crowd and down to the announcers.


Zach Davis: That's right just one week after a massive slam and another title change we are back raring to go with another massive night of WCF action!

Freddy Whoa: Folks welcome to ringside my name is Freddy Whoa joined as always by Zach Davies and we have a night ahead of us that will have to be seen to be believed

Zach Davis: Another Slam and another week of massive title implications but can there be a bigger implication than the dreaded your fired battle royale?

Freddy Whoa: You forget tonight is the night we may crown a new WCF Television champion and we see if The Empire continue a dominant streak as they are in 6 man action to determine the number one contender for the IT title at Blast!

The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls across the fans.

Freddy Whoa: But right now we gotta send you up to Kyle Steele and the introductions of our opening match up!

Tony Miranda vs Kevin Bishop

The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on The Plague Kevin Bishop as he steps onto the stage. He wears his black studded leather vest and his drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp blowing off the crowd as they reach out to him.

Kyle Steel: Now making his way to the ring THE PLAGUE! Kevin Bishop!

Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring and he just stares around the arena shaking his head at the masses. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring.

Zach Davis: Yet again we open another week with a couple of young bloods looking to make a name for themselves

Freddy Whoa: The last 2 weeks have featured wars in the opener lets see how this one plays out, this guy however is terrifying

Zach Davis: A child of violence and darkness if there ever was one

The arena is filled with a gold light as "You Got Another Thing Coming" begins to play. Tony walks out onto the stage, nodding his head to the music. He quickly begins walking down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans or fist bumping them, all the while pumping them up for his upcoming match.

Kyle Steel: And his opponent this is THE NEW WORLD WARRIOR Tony Miranda!

Miranda stalls outside the ring for a second only for the plague to dive out feet first hitting the new world warrior right in the chin knocking him back up the ramp but not off his feet

Freddy Whoa: Smart move by Bishop! He is not playing around here in this opener!

Bishop is also on his feet and Miranda storms towards him

Zach Davis: These 2 look ready to tear each other apart!

Freddy Whoa: I am damn ready to watch them!

A hockey fight ensues in the ramp way Tony attempts to whip Bishop into the ring apron but the plague slides in and up running the ropes this time trying to come back out with a topes but Miranda was ready this time and nails an enzugiri from the floor knocking Kevin back into the ring, he slides in fast to keep up the assault as the ref finally calls for the bell

Zach Davis: And we are underway with our opening match of the evening and what a start!

Bishop fights back up from the mat against Miranda's blows raining down on him firing shots at Tony's gut, in the end both men are on their feet Miranda asks for a kick and Bishop obliges only to receive one right back, Bishop throws a clothesline but Miranda ducks and runs the ropes only to meet a back elbow from Kevin who hits the ropes himself and jumps up trying to stomp down on the New World Warrior who catches him, Bishop thinking on his feet monkey flips Tony over but Miranda cartwheels out of it and switches into a waist lock attempting a German which Bishop blocks so he shoves him chest first into the ropes and follows him in attempting to clotheslines him over the top Bishop however manges to use the momentum and rolls back avoiding the attack catching bishop with a drop kick sending Miranda out to the apron then springs off the 2nd rope with an elbow sending him to the floor and posing in the ring as Miranda bounces back to his feet and slaps the mat in frustration as the crowd pops

Zach Davis: They crowd may not know who these guys are but they sure as hell appreciate what they can do!

Freddy Whoa: What an opening salvo of offense to kick off slam!

Bishop goes over and sits on the ropes holding them open inviting The New World Warrior to get back in the ring, Miranda just stands there with his hands on his hips looking unimpressed, Plague in a sign of disrespect goes back to posing for the fans making a point of turning his back on Tony who hits the ring but instead of going at him from the back Miranda runs the ropes and before Bishop even realizes he is back in Tony sticks him with a Bicycle kick knocking him silly

Zach Davis: Yet again another big strike but the opponent stays on his feet what are these 2 gunna have to do to put the other one down!

Miranda keeps up the fight with a spinning forearm to the side of the head and a jumping knee to the face

Freddy Whoa: People like to believe the reason you should never turn you back on your opponent is because it gives them a chance to attack you and thats true but then there are times when it just pisses off your opponent

Zach Davis: Wait a second who is that!

The crowd mumbles amongst themselves as a woman make her way to the ring yelling at Miranda to get his attention. the ref rolls out to back her off and she pulls out her managers pass, Tony Miranda is hanging over the ropes telling her to leave or at least stay out of the match when Bishop comes from behind and catches him in a slingshot German holding onto the grip and pulling himself and Miranda back up for another this time Miranda attempts to roll backwards breaking his opponents grip but Bishop anticipates it rolling with him still with his hands clasped and the launches him backwards hard into the turnbuckle with a final German and then quickly moving to the outside delivering a rope assisted enzugiri knocking the New World Warrior back into the ring

Freddy Whoa: We know he likes a spring board codebreaker!

Zach Davis: He calls it the blackdeath!

Bishop springs into the ring and nails the knee to the jaw perfectly and with such force that Miranda shot backwards almost folding himself up







Zach Davis: A really strong showing of ability here from these 2 up and comers and I can't wait to see more

Karma enters the ring to take her place beside Kevin and she raises his hand along with the ref, they hug in the ring and then he goes to pose on the ropes with a look of indifference on his face at the cheers of the newly created fans

Freddy Whoa: If that's any indication of how things are gunna go tonight then fans you are about to get your money's worth

Zach Davis: We will be watching this mans career very closely going forwards folks we need to take a quick break but when we come back

Next Week: The Return

The arena fades into darkness, confusing the crowd.

Zach Davis: What is this?

The jumbotron lights up. Two pairs of black boots are walking down a hallway with a voice over.

Two former World Champions...

We see a flash of metallic gold.

Forced out of their home...

We see an aerial view of an arena advertising WCF Slam on their marquee outside.

Are coming back...

We see a stretch limo pulling up into the arena. As the door opens, the camera pans away so we can't see who stepped out.

To make things right.

The jumbotron fades as the lights come back on and Slam goes back to the announcers.

Freddy Whoa: Well, that was-

The lights go back out. The jumbotron comes back on.

Zach Davis: Uh...

The date 6/19/16 appears on the blank screen.

By the way, we forgot to mention, we're coming back next week.

The jumbotron again fades away and the lights again come back on.

Freddy Whoa: Well there you have it! Two former World Champions return next week! Who could they be?

Zach Davis: It could be anyone, Freddy, we didn't get any clues. Besides that they wear wrestling boots and were being driven in a stretch limo.

Freddy Whoa: I can't wait! I'm going to save my voice for a real big "WHOA" next week!

Ace vs Jeffery the IQ

We are back from the break and the tail end of "Who I am" is just starting to cut off

Zach Davis: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back to slam and we bring your right in at the start of the action for this next match

Freddy Whoa: The 2 men you see in the ring are new guys Ace and Jeff The IQ

Zach Davis: He's a living IQ?

Freddy Whoa: I dunno it's probably a pun or something

Both men lock up in the centre of the ring to start the match, they quickly reach stalemate breaking the hold and rethinking, IQ tosses out the challenge for a test of strength and they link fingers tussling back and forth but Jeff using his modest weight advantage pushes Ace to his knees on the floor releasing one arm and ringing out the other. Ace is prepared for this and rolls through the hold up to his feet and arm drags Jeff sending him across the ring, IQ hits the turn Buckle back first coming back out with an attempted meat hook clothesline Ace avoids this with a kip up evasion but misses a jumping enzugiri as IQ swats him down like a fly and jumps into the air himself looking for a back senton only to miss causing both men to back off and rethink their strategy again

Freddy Whoa: Back and forth action to start this one off!

Zach Davis: I dunno if any of those attempts at offence landed from either guy!

They meet in the centre of the ring slapping hands and going back to the tie up Ace takes control with a wrist lock this time, IQ retaliates with a back elbow then spins into a knee shot to the gut, he shoves Ace back into the ropes and tries to pop him up into a power bomb but the smaller man vaults over his head running the ropes, IQ goes down and Ace goes over the top of him, Jeff jumps up but ducks his head too early and Ace goes over his back then coming off the ropes one more time he baseball slides through his opponents legs taking them out from underneath him and slapping on an ankle lock all in one swift motion to the delight of the crowd

Zach Davis: Where did that come from!

The larger man not worn down enough for the hold rolls him back through

Freddy Whoa: Escape right into an armbar!

Zach Davis: He can't clasp his hands though Ace fighting hard to prevent it!

In desperation Ace grabs a couple of IQ's fingers and wrenches them apart

Freddy Whoa: OH OH OH!



IQ rolls away in agony trying to create some separation and get the feeling back in his hand as Ace taps the side of his head before getting back to his feet stalking IQ who is crawling to a corner, Ace steps to the opposite one and prepares to run across the ring but as he makes it to IQ Jeff turns and pulls him face first into the middle turnbuckle and then leaps to his feet running the ropes screaming and comes crashing back in with a knee strike to the back of Ace's head smashing him face first off the middle turnbuckle

Freddy Whoa: LOOK AT HIS FACE!


He runs the ropes yet again and delivers another causing the crowd to chant "ONE MORE TIME!" At him which he whole heartedly obliges but this time drives a boot flush into the back of his opponents head then lifts him up for a back drop but spins him into a sit out power bomb






IQ backs off allowing Ace to get to his feet which he does with some difficulty IQ lets him stumble up then runs in with a forearm and puts him up on the turnbuckle but Ace sensing the danger throws a kick to IQ glancing his jaw and forcing him back this does little more than piss Jeff off and he comes back at him again but eats a full boot to the face

Freddy Whoa: Ace in the epitome of survival mode right now

Zach Davis: he has taken a beating the last few minutes he needs to get some offence in right now

Ace dives over the top of IQ rolling through up and onto his feet and hits a thrust kick doubling IQ over then kicks him in the mouth shooting him back up straight for a discuss shot to the temple knocking him back into the ropes rebounding him back

Freddy Whoa: holy crap look at the power!

Zach Davis: he calls that the jest! Pin from nowhere




Zach Davis: completely against the tide of the match Ace pulls out a win from the ether!

Freddy Whoa: These 2 guys put on a Clinic here in Reading tonight!


Apocalypse Segment

We go backstage and see WCF Superstar Apocalypse arriving to the arena. He is flanked by two women one middle-aged and one young.

Zach Davis: And here is Apocalypse who is joined by Nightmare and Bonnie Rotten, the female members of the Disciples.

Freddy Whoa: Is it me or do Nightmare and Bonne look alike?

Zach Davis: They are in fact mother and daughter.

Freddy Whoa: Hmm interesting, how do you know all this anyways.

Zach covers his mouth with a paper from the announce desk.

Zach Davis: It's on the script...

Freddy shakes his head and we return to see Apocalypse entering an empty room. He holds the door for Nightmare and follows, letting the door slam in Bonnie Totten's face much to her dismay.

Bonnie Rotten: Like really, not this again.

We fade back out to Zach Davis and Freddy Whoa as the action continues!

Greg St. Matthews vs Psychopomp



Hard Row by The Black Keys hits the PA. St. Matthews walks to the stage stands and looks around then runs straight to the ring and jumps to the middle rope and lifts his arms to the crowd

Kyle Steel: Currently in the ring Gregory St Matthews!

Zach Davis: This guy is fired all the way up!

Freddy Whoa: After last week he should be!


The lights goes out and Bleed Well of H.I.M starts playing from the speakers. Beams of lights of different color starts going off to the rhythm of the guitar and Psychopomp jumps in the middle of the entrance.

Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring PSYCHOPOMP!

The lights turns back on back and he walks towards the ring


Freddy Whoa: Pomp not being given a chance to get into the ring!

Both men start on equal footing after this, Matthew's blow was glancing and he landed on his feet rolling up the aisle both men get back to their feet easily and Pomp rolls into the ring and hangs on the ropes looking at his watch and acting bored as Matthews rolls into the ring and both men coming in swinging kicks for punches and punches for kicks, forearms firing and elbows coming back

Zach Davis: Kitchen sink from Pomp!

Freddy Whoa: And an armdrag tossing Matthews into a handspring!

He comes back with a standing backflip evading a clothesline Pomp runs into the ropes and shoots over onto the apron coming back in with a slingshot spear as Matthews goes to rush him but Gregory sees it coming jumping recklessly over the top barely catching himself on the apron Pomp rolls through and up onto his feet running the ropes and this time Gregory springboards in from the top rope with a diving forearm only for Pomp to roll again Matthews lands rolling also and they both come up fists raised ready to fight as the crowd goes wild and they start swinging again dodging each others strikes


Zach Davis: Lock up for the first time in the match


Matthew's with an arm wringer, Pomp with a head stand escape and a wrist lock, Matthews gets his fancy footwork going and twists into a hammerlock, Pomp uses his free arm to wrap his opponents head and jumps into the air dragging him through and they come back up again into the lock up colliding like rugby players in a scrum

Freddy Whoa: These guys are not stopping!

Zach Davis: The disrespect from both guys at the start of the match with the jump start and the mockery really fired every body up!

Matthews gets pushed back into the turnbuckle by his larger opponent and almost bullied to the floor but he takes Pomps feet from beneath with a double leg take down and starts throwing closed fists as things get more and more heated, Pomp flips him over with a well placed knee in the chest then kips up and standing moonsault press knee drops Matthews, Waisting no time he heads to the outside and springs to the top wasting no motion coming back off


Freddy Whoa: Pin!




Zach Davis: What a war! That was the purest form of a god damn fight you can find in wrestling!


Pomp in a show of props helps Matthews to his feet only for Matthews to be crushed from behind

Freddy Whoa: Severan King has hit the ring!

King gets in the face of Pomp who does not back down but King points out what happened last week and it does not concern Psycho who concedes this and after having the ref raise his arm once again he leaves the ring but looks just a little torn in doing it, King slides under the bottom rope and snatches the mike out of Kyles hand as the crowd boos him

Freddy Whoa: The crowd all over King for attacking a man who just put on a hell of a show!

Zach Davis: King has a point though Matthews attacked him last week

As he rolls back into the ring Severan king looks out to the crowd incredulously

Severan King: Don't boo me, why would you boo me? This is not revenge it's judgement

He kicks Matthews in the face as Gregory tries to rise

Severan King: Can't you see this is the judgement of a small and wicked man and it is one that is justly deserved!

Elbow drop across the back of Matthew's neck and then a one handed chin lock cradling his head in Kings arms

Severan King: Because his soul, that's right Gregory your soul shall burn eternally in the fire filled and blood soaked pits of hell!

And with that he picks him up and sets him on his knees, he lifts his head up and and wipes the hair from his brow, Matthews can be seen mouthing something not safe for work and King pats him on the head and tells him to shut up before thrust kicking him in the face and then delivering a Death Valley Driver to him right into the bottom turnbuckle!

Zach Davis: SACRAMENT!

Freddy Whoa: Oh god did you see his neck!

Then King leaves.

Zach Davis: Oh you can tell this one is just getting started folks we will see Severan King later taking on heavy metal machine but for now folks we gotta take a break and we will be right back!

Oblivion Segment

The demon tries to escape, but for the time being it is restrained. Oblivion does his best to refrain from his nature, he tries to be good. He wrestles with himself in the dark corner of the loading dock.

Oblivion: NO! I will not do it! I will not! NO!

He slaps his own head.

Oblivion: We will beat Sethie Poo. We will win. We will not do it that way, we will do it the right way! The right way! The right way!

He continues to slap his head.

Oblivion: The right way! The right way! The right way!

Suddenly, he’s not the only one slapping his head. A solid black baton strikes the monster in the head, followed immediately by several more strikes to the body and head of Oblivion. The monster fights back, restrained but still dangerous. Several of the attackers fall to the floor after powerful strikes and bashes from Oblivion. The numbers, and the assaults, are too much. The monster is constrained too much.

As Oblivion falls to the attack, a single attacker steps forward and nods to the rest of the team of men in full tactical gear, complete with armor and helmets. The team parts, leaving Oblivion to lie in a pool of his own blood clinching to the ground as if clawing at his own cage.

You're Fired Battle Royal
Buzzsaw Bundy vs David Sanchez vs Chuck Alexander vs Jon Davenport vs Apocalypse vs Tomohawk vs Steve Orbit

The sound of a chainsaw being pull started reverberates through the arena, as The Lumberjack starts. With the start of the lyrics Buzzsaw walks out, pausing on the stage to raise a fist. As the crowd pops, he makes his way to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans. Grabbing the top rope, he steps onto the apron, and over the top rope into the ring. As he prepares for his match, he removes his flannel shirt, revealing his muscled body.

The arena falls into a tepid silence as the opening guitar riff to Royal Blood’s “Out of the Black” begins to trickle out of the PA system, starting quiet and building to a thunderous din as the words kick into action. The crowd are perplexed at first until the titantron does the legwork in identifying who is coming to the ring by showing highlights from the career of David Sanchez’ various matches in other companies mixed in with what little vignettes and matches he has had here in WCF.

"Medicate" By Flaw hits the entertainment system as the fans begin booing. The lights dim down and just as the music begins to pick up Chuck Alexander approaches from behind the curtains with his usual slow cocky stride. Chuck stands at the top taking in the atmosphere before beginning his decent down the ramp. Chuck eggs a few fans on, on his way down to the ring. Chuck stops in the middle of the ramp way to start pumping some muscles and showing off for the fans. Pyros shoot off near the top of the ramp way as he flexes his last muscle for the fans.

Chuck finishes his decent down the ramp and takes a couple quick steps as he slides into the ring head first. He then approaches the turnbuckle and climbs to the top taunting the fans. Chuck begins getting mouthy towards the fan and declaring how great he is. He jumps down off the top rope and bounces back against the ropes a few times warming up his legs. The music begins to die down to chants of "Chuckie sucks".

John Denver's "Thank God I'm a country boy" begins to play and Jon comes out from behind the curtain all smiles. Jon begins to clap and stomp one foot in unison trying to get the crowd fired up before slowly making his way to the ring. High fiving fans and eyeballing women along the way.

The house lights dim, and the arena fades to darkness, accompanied by red mood lighting. The cameras pan around the sold out arena showing the members of the WCF Galaxy waiting in anticipation. Soon a distinct sound of multiple horses galloping is heard. With this the cameras pan back to the stage as we see entrance graphics employing visuals of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The horsemen utter the words “Apocalypse Now”, when suddenly two columns of fire shoot from the sides of the stage as “My Apocalypse” by Metallica begins to play.

Rain dances down the entryway and around the ring. Steps up to the mat from the floor, leans back against the top rope and backward-salts into the ring over the rope. Centers himself in the ring and pumps his fist into the air four times, seeking approval of his great ancestors.


The lights dim as "Who Gon Stop Me" by Kanye West & Jay-Z plays over the PA. A pink strobe light flashes rapidly throughout the arena-- pink lasers swirl around the entranceway and eventually converge into a big pink spotlight, as "The Mack" Steve Orbit steps out onto the stage. He's not wearing his usual entrance attire, just his wrestling gear. He has a frown on his face.

Steve Orbit: Unfortunately, the doctors haven't cleared me to compete tonight, after last week's heinous fuckin' attack.

The fans boo. Steve keeps walking to the ring, though he's clearly injured.

Steve Orbit: The problem is, almighty Seth fuckin' Lerch doesn't seem to care. He's forced me to compete here tonight anyway, against doctors orders. Which is alright by me, I'm no pussy!

The fans pop for Orbit's bravado.

Steve Orbit: But you gotta admit, that's questionable decision makin' from the supposed boss of this company. So I promise you, after tonight whether I'm fired or not, Seth Lerch is goin' down. Eventually. It may not be by me, but Seth Lerch is fuckin' goin' down.

Steve Orbit enters the ring and the bell sounds.

Zach Davis: Here we go!

Everyone starts brawling with everyone else. Apocalypse pairs off with Buzzsaw Bundy, Chuck Alexander with Tomohawk, David Sanchez with Jon Davenport, and Orbit keeping back defensively.

Freddy Whoa: After last week's horrific attack I really didn't expect Orbit to even show up here, so I'd say it really took guts.... If it wasn't for the fact it seems to be that Seth forced it.

Sanchez takes Davenport down to the mat before turning to Orbit. Sanchez tackles The Mack down, Orbit didn't see it coming; Sanchez starts hitting him with lefts and rights.

Zach Davis: We haven't had one of these for a while so let's explain the rules. You can't win this match... only survive. There is a five minute time limit, and if you're eliminated in those five minutes... you're fired! If you're NOT eliminated, you're NOT fired, and you survive to fight another day.

Freddy Whoa: A cruel joke of a match from Seth.

Orbit rolls away and fights to his feet. He signals for Sanchez to "bring it" and Sanchez runs at him. Orbit hits a Back Bodydrop, sending Sanchez over the top!, but no. Sanchez lands on the apron.

Zach Davis: That was close.

Jon Davenport runs at Sanchez to knock him off but Sanchez hits him with forearm and climbs back in. Sanchez hits him with a stiff European Uppercut before a Snap Suplex.

Freddy Whoa: The Plague, looking good.

Meanwhile, Apocalypse and Buzzsaw Bundy are both going at it hard, mostly strikes. Apocalypse sends Bundy across the ring and Apoc drops him with a Big Boot. Bundy actually won't go down and just backs into the corner; Apocalypse backs up and runs at him, hitting a Big Splash!

Zach Davis: Great agility for a big man!

Bundy stumbles out of the ring and Apocalypse tosses him out, but no! Bundy stops him right before he can and then hits a quick Short Arm Clothesline. Bundy stumbles away, saving himself.

Freddy Whoa: We're a decent way through this match and no eliminations yet!

Tomohawk is now attacking Steve Orbit; he has him in a corner and has hit him with afew knife edge chops. He backs up, runs at him...

Zach Davis: BOOM!, Yakuza Kick in the corner!

Orbit stumbles out and Tomohawk tosses him over the ropes!

Freddy Whoa: Orbit over - and no! He lands on the apron too!

Steve Orbit Springboards back in and drops Tomohawk with a Missile Dropkick. Until he turns to Apocalypse - who spits a Burning Mist into his face!

Zach Davis: CHEMICAL WARFARE! What else does Steve Orbit have to go through!?

Apocalypse throws Orbit over the top now.


Orbit can't see but he's on the apron. He goes to Springboard yet again, but he's blinded and his foot slips, causing him to botch into the ring. He stumbles up, still swinging, blinded; Apocalypse runs at him and hits the Brute Kick!, sending Orbit out.

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit.... is fired?!

The fans are stunned silent.

Freddy Whoa: What do you expect? He was forced to fight injured, he got sprayed in the face with a burning mist... He gave it his all but the bullshit was too much.

Apocalypse can barely believe he's fired a former WCF legend - until Jon Davenport goes to toss him over. Apocalypse turns and punches Davenport right in the face, causing him to stumble away; Apocalypse runs at him and hits his Wicked Attack.

Zach Davis: David Sanchez and Tomohawk brawling now. David Sanchez, one of the other more successful men in this match, but if Steve Orbit can get fired.... Who can't?

Tomohawk reverses an irish whip attempt from Sanchez, sending Sanchez to the ropes. Sanchez comes back and Clotheslines Tomohawk down with a reversal. Sanchez goes for another irish whip attempt, and this time it works; Tomohawk hits the ropes, reverses that into a Springboard and hits a Springboard Lariat!

Freddy Whoa: Spirits Rising!

Tomohawk folows up with a Running Muy Thai Kneelift to The Plague!

Zach Davis: Sanchez is sent flying backwards and he's out!

Elsewhere, Apocalypse has just Clotheslined both Jon Davenport and Chuck Alexander out of the ring!

Freddy Whoa: Only three men left!

Zach Davis: And luckily for these three men, we're running out of time.

Buzzsaw Bundy grabs Tomohawk by the throat, but Tomohawk kicks out of it. Tomohawk runs at him but Bundy kicks him in the gut and lifts him up for a Powerbomb.

Freddy Whoa: He's positioning to Powerbomb Tomohawk out of the ring!

Tomohawk punches his way out of it just in time and is able to punch Bundy enough until he falls backwards. Tomohawk rolls away and gets up as Buzzsaw Bundy works his way to his feet, but Tomohawk aims his leg-

Zach Davis: Wrath of the Ancestors!

Bundy is practically knocked out, and Tomohawk is able to throw him over the top!

Freddy Whoa: We're down to two!

Tomohawk and Apocalypse eye another and tie up. Neither can get an advantage, it breaks up. Tomohawk takes a swing but Apocalypse ducks it before lifting Tomohawk up onto his shoulders.


He scrambles to pick up Tomohawk but Tomohawk makes himself dead weight, unwilling to be lifted.

Freddy Whoa: The bell sounds! This match is over!

Zach Davis: Two men survive, and they are Apocalypse and Tomohawk!

Apocalypse gives up trying to lift Tomohawk and exits the ring.

Freddy Whoa: What a fight. I still can't believe it.... men like David Sanchez and Steve Orbit, gone, just like that....

Zach Davis: Sad whoa, Freddy. Sad whoa.

We go to commercial.

Jeff Purse Segment




Jeff Purse wakens from his thoughts, his pre-match preparation for the Main Event.




Purse stands up and walks to the door. He places his hand on the knob, and slowly begins to turn it.

Complete chaos erupts as dozens of men burst into the room, each one wearing black tactical gear, complete with armor and helmets. They push Purse into the room, forcing the World Champion to take a fighting stance. One attacker moves towards the front of the pack, and draws his baton. He flips his wrist, expanding the weapon as the rest of the team does the same.

Jeff Purse: Who the hell are you?

The leader of the pack, from behind the helmet, spoke.

Tactical Team Leader: Compliments of the Family.

The entire pack moves forward with batons ready to strike. Purse closes his eyes, and when opens moves forward as a man ready to die with honor.

Heavy Metal Machine vs Severan King

Ain't No Grave by Johnny Cash plays over the speakers as the lights turn off. After a few moments of the song playing a bright light shines from behind the ramp creating a silhouette of a man standing there. The house lights brighten back up and we see Severan King on the ramp. He slowly walks down the ramp, as Kyle Steel announces his arrival...

Kyle Steel: This next bout is scheduled for ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST, from Jackson, Mississippi! Weighing in at 250 pounds, he is SEVERAN KIIIIIIIIIING!!!

Zach Davis: This crowd really taking a disliking to this man already...

Freddy Whoa: Cults all get a bad rap, and it seems that this Severan King is no exception to that rule...

Severan King enters the ring, as the lights in the arena go out. A cool fog starts to fill the arena as "Heavy Metal Machine" by The Smashing Pumpkins starts to play. All of his fans in the arena start to sing along.

"If I where Alive. If I where real. Would You survive. What would you feel. Heavy Metal Heavy Metal Machine"

Pyros shoot off on the stage and he appears as if out of thin air and makes his way to the ring.

Once inside, he stands at the center of the ring as a black light shines on him, his eyes gazing directly into the camera as if looking directly into the eyes of all the fans at home. He suddenly raises his hands up above his head and back down again, bringing thunder bolts down onto the ring posts which causes a chain reaction and shoots flames up. The lights come up.

Heavy Metal Machine enters the ring, as Kyle Steel announces his arrival to the match...


Zach Davis: Is it me, or do we have enough pretentious assholes in the WCF named Logan?

Freddy Whoa: I blame their parents for giving that name a bad reputation. What does Wolverine think about his name being thrown about like this?

Zach Davis: He probably doesn't care, that is if he was a real person.

Freddy Whoa: Referee calls for the bell, and this match is underway!!!


Zach Davis: Both men go to lock up...


Zach Davis: WOW! And now he's got him up in a German Suplex!

Freddy Whoa: SUPLEX CITY!!! AGAIN!!!

HMM hits a third German Suplex, before Severan blocks a suplex attempt. HMM tries once more to lift him up, but Severan breaks the hold around his waist, turns around, and plants a discus clothesline on HMM in the middle of the ring. He goes for a cover...



Zach Davis: That could've gotten ugly. I've heard about Suplex City.

Freddy Whoa: Yeah, I hear he goes for 10 of them before he plants a guy down for the count!

Severan pulls HMM to his feet, and attempts to hit a fallaway slam on HMM, only for HMM to slip from Severan's grasp and reverse it into a tombstone piledriver...


Freddy Whoa: He's proving to be worth his rate so far!

Zach Davis: And now the sharpshooter on Severan King!

Freddy Whoa: In the middle of the ring!!! Can he hold on?

Severan King struggles against the Sharpshooter for several moments, pulling himself to the ropes before grabbing on to them, initiating a rope break. HMM holds on to the hold for a few seconds, before releasing the hold. Severan takes his time getting to his feet, before Logan moves in and sets him up in a reverse death valley driver...

Zach Davis: He calls this Dark Days...






The referee calls for the bell, as Severan King celebrates his win over the Heavy Metal Machine. Commentary goes nuts!!!

Zach Davis: Severan King with a handful of tights!

Freddy Whoa: And Heavy Metal looks furious about the end results of the match!

Zach Davis: He was dominant throughout most of the match, only to have it stolen from him in the end! Unbelievable!

Freddy Whoa: He's still shouting at the referee! Severan King is leaving the ring, as all those Crazy Kids are letting him have it for stealing a victory from Logan: The Heavy Metal Machine!

Zach Davis: Folks, up next we have a three-way for the TV Title coming up! Go to your fridge, or use the restroom, but then come right back as we continue the wrestling action here tonight on SLAM!!!

Television Title Match
Captain WCF vs Bad News Benson vs Neforian

Zach Davis: Moving on to the next match, a three-way dance for the TV Title!

Freddy Whoa: Bad News Benson is already in the ring, as he's made himself quite significant in the end results of the last two TV Title matches...

Zach Davis: Yeah, he was pinned by Neforian when he captured the title. Then he intervened last week, possibly costing Night Rider his title shot last week.

Freddy Whoa: Well, Benson gets another shot tonight, along with this man who's coming down to the ring right now!!!

Captain WCF runs from the back as soon as his music hits, straight to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He then gets in the middle of the ring and does a super hero pose before running to his corner. Benson tries to start a fight with Captain WCF as Kyle Steel announces the arrival of Captain WCF...


Zach Davis: Fans really loving this guy.

Freddy Whoa: What's NOT to love? He's got tons of energy, constantly improving, and doing everything he can to endear himself to everyone he encounters. I think he has a great future here in the WCF.

Beethovens "Moonlight Sonata" plays over the arena loudspeakers and the lights go out.

A single spotlight shines light onto the entrance ramp and Neforian appears. He is focused but oddly relaxed, almost as if he is knows there is a fight coming but isn't really aware that he is involved in it. Kyle Steel announces his arrival...


Neforian walks slowly down to the ring. He makes no eye contact with the crowd, barely acknowledges their presence. He grabs the bottom rope but doesn't pull himself up. He simply walks along the apron with the rope in his hand. There is a sadness in the way he looks at the ring.

Finally he pulls himself up onto the canvas and enters the ring. He stands in the center of the ring before finally raising his head up and looking out into the crowd. His beautiful blue eyes sparkle in the reflection of the spotlight. Neforian takes a deep breath in and slowly releases it before wallking to his corner and waiting for the bell.

The referee calls for the bell, as Benson and Captain WCF charge into the middle of the ring...

The referee calls for the bell, as Benson charges at Captain WCF...

Zach Davis: WOW! Hip toss on Benson, and out of the ring he goes!

Captain WCF does a superhero pose, before he focuses his attention on Neforian. Both men lock up in the middle of the ring, which Neforian easily powers the Captain against the ropes, before he whips him across the ring...

Freddy Whoa: Flying forearm by Neforian, and Benson is back in the ring...

Neforian goes for a pinfall, but gets up quickly as Benson tries to score an elbow drop in an effort to break up the fake pinfall. He instead lands on top of Captain WCF, before he gets pulled off and tossed out of the wrestling ring...

Zach Davis: And back outside of the ring Benson goes!

Freddy Whoa: Neforian pulling WCF up to his feet by the back of his mask...

Captain WCF punches the midsection of Neforian a few times, before he executes a scoop slam on Neforian in the middle of the ring. He then bounces off of the ropes and lands a leg drop before he goes for the cover...




Zach Davis: A two-count, albeit barely!

Freddy Whoa: And here comes Benson back into the ring AGAIN!!!

Zach Davis: Yeah, he doesn't stay down long, does he?

Benson charges across the ring at Captain WCF, but the Captain raises a foot, that Benson runs face first into, as Freddy goes...

Freddy Whoa: BOOM!!!

Zach Davis: He hits that Big Boot, and now he's scaling the turnbuckles!

Freddy Whoa: He strikes a pose, and now he dives...

Captain WCF: BANZAI!!!

Zach Davis: And he scores BANZAI on Benson! The referee is counting!!!



Zach Davis: NO!!! Neforian breaks up the count!!!

Neforian pulls Captain up vertical, who's still hurting from the crash into Benson, before whipping him into the ropes and clotheslining him over the top rope...

Freddy Whoa: Captain WCF is out of the ring!

Zach Davis: Benson is starting to recover... NEFORIAN SCOOPS HIM UP!!! HE'S RUNNING...





The referee calls for the bell, as Captain WCF continues to regain his bearings outside of the ring. Kyle Steel with the results of the match...


Zach Davis: Neforian manages to rack up another pinfall victory at the expense of Bad News Benson, but look at Captain WCF and how disappointed he looks.

Freddy Whoa: There's nothing to be disappointed about in this match. He almost stole the victory and the title tonight! But Neforian is beginning to prove that the Television Title may not be going anywhere anytime soon!

Zach Davis: You got that right! We've got more wrestling action coming up! Stay tuned!!!

Internet Title Contendership Match
Freezer Burn/Night Rider/Drax Durant vs The Empire

The music plays through the intro and 'Freezer Burn' Wayne Hammon appears from the backstage area with a microphone in his back pocket. He stands there, soaking in the audience reaction and returns a sadistic sneer. He walks down the ramp-way, an occasional brush of his hand to a nearby fan, before using the steps to enter the ring. He raises both arms in pre-match triumph, a brilliant blue and red spray of pyrotechnics exploding from the four corner-posts. He rushes under the bottom rope, out to the ringside area, mock backhanding a fan and mouthing off to the audience for a few seconds before giving the audience a double birdie. The pyros die down, as he gives another random obscene gesture, slips back under the bottom rope and into the ring. He goes to a second turnbuckle, does a crotch grab toward the audience, and gives them another double birdie and sadistic sneer as the music fades away. He walks to the center of the ring, pulling the microphone from his back pocket and speaks.

Freezer Burn: I have come to yet ANOTHER rat-hole infested waste of space you call a city.

Crowd: Booooo!!!

Freezer Burn: Hate me all you want. I .. AM .. GOD! And you all .. want .. to be .. ME!

He snears as the crowd boos and jeers him more. Loving the hatred they eagerly deliver.

Freezer Burn: Last night, at about three A.M. when you was snug asleep. Your daughter was NOT in her bedroom. SHE WAS IN MINE!

Hatred increases for Freeze as he tosses the mic to the nearest television camera. The screen jostles slightly as the mic hits the camera dead on. Freeze raises his arms in the air and fingers the audience once more with hateful discontent and disregard for his own safety.

Zach Davis: You know, several months ago Freezer Burn won the right to challenge for any non World Title belt of his choosing. He hasn't cashed that in yet! He could lose this match and still demand to get put into the Internet Title match.

The lights in the arena go out. A red spotlight begins panning the audience as 'Orion' by Metallica begins playing on the jumbo tron. Red pyrotechnics explode up and down the entrance ramp as the curtains open. There is a loud explosion as Night Rider steps out and makes his way to the ring. He grabs a microphone from ringside and steps through the ropes.

Night Rider: I can care less if you fans like me or not. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to kick some @$$! Now bring out my last partner and lets get down to business!

A New Level by Pantera, plays as Drax Durant walks down slowly with that smug look on his face. As he enters the ring he looks at the crowd in disgust.

"I don't care anymore" by Hellyeah kicks in and the "EMPIRE" logo appears on the jumbotron. Out rides Benjamin Vanderbilt in a black leather suit jacket, black t-shirt with "EMPIRE" written on it in gold, black jeans,black boots, and blacked out Oakley shades on a blacked out Can-Am. He starts playing a air guitar and then the three wrestlers making up the Empire stand behind him. Benjamin kneels down and then pops up as he then walks towards the ring followed by the three ice cold men in his employ. They circle the ring with Adam Young being the first to climb into the ring followed by Jinder and Peter.

The Empire talk amongst each other as the other three argue over who is going to start the match.


The censors try to censor the F bombs but eventually give up.

Zach Davis: Sometimes you get matches where the fans love everyone involved. This isn't one of these times. Not sure who they're gonna side with here.

Freddy Whoa: Probably not Freezer Burn after all that...

Eventually Freezer Burn is the one to start for his team, Adam Young for his. The two men tie up.

Zach Davis: I can't believe Adam Young hasn't already been the Internet Champion. No one talks trash quite like him.

Freezer Burn puts Young into a headlock but Young pushes him off. Freezer Burn hits the ropes, comes back, and Young executes a quick Exploder Suplex. The crowd pops - not for Young, but for the exciting move. Young goes for the pin.



No!, Freezer Burn with the shoulder up. Young quickly transitions into a Chinlock. The fans boo.

Freddy Whoa: Adam Young, wearing The Big Freeze down.

Zach Davis: I doubt you'd want to let him hear you calling him that.

Freezer Burn gets to his feet and elbows his way out of it. Adam Young runs at him and Freezer Burn lifts him and drops him face first onto the ring ropes!

Freddy Whoa: Stun Gun!

Young bounces back and into the waiting arms of Freezer Burn who hits a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker! Freezer Burn goes for a pin now.



No!, Peter Pinkerton and Jinder Singh enter to break it up. All three of them lift Freezer Burn up and hit a few strikes to him before throwing him to the ropes.

Zach Davis: Come on, ref, get some control here!

As Freezer Burn hit his side, Drax Durant tagged himself in. The Empire takes Freezer Burn down with a Double Flapjack but Drax Durant Clotheslines both Pinkerton and Singh from behind! They roll out of the ring... leaving Adam Young to grab Drax and kick him in the gut before performing a Sitout Powerbomb.



No!, Drax kicks out.

Freddy Whoa: Almost had a surprise win there for Adam Young.

Young picks Drax up and hits him with a stiff series of strikes before bouncing off the ropes and taking Drax down with a Lariat. Pinkerton is back on the apron and Young tags him in.

Zach Davis: Here comes one of Adam Young's newest recruits.

Pinkerton executes a Standing Shooting Star Press!, into another pin attempt.



No!, another kickout by Drax.

Freddy Whoa: Both Drax Durant and Night Rider are especially hungry, here, and don't want to lose this match. I'm not sure what exactly is going through Freezer Burns' head but yeah. These men want this opportunity.

Pinkerton tags in Singh. Singh comes in and waits for Drax to get up to his feet...

Zach Davis: He's going to finish him off! He's got him in a Full Nelson!

NO!, Drax escapes it by dropping down. He grabs Singh's ankle and trips him and applies an Ankle Lock!


Singh quickly rolls over and kicks him off. Singh runs at him but Drax lifts Singh on top of his shoulders and drops him with a GTS!

Zach Davis: Goodnight, Jinder Singh!

Drax dives and tags in Night Rider.

Freddy Whoa: Here comes the fresh man!

Night Rider comes in as Jinder has stumbled to his feet, Night Rider Clotheslines him down. Jinder gets back up and Jinder runs at him, Night Rider executes a Powerslam. He then runs at Adam Young and knocks him off the apron, then knocks Pinkerton off the apron, then turns his attention back to Singh. He grapples him...

Zach Davis: Belly to Belly Slam!

Into a pin!



NO!, Singh gets the leg on the ropes!

Freddy Whoa: Jinder Singh escaped!, just barely!

But Night Rider is undeterred. He puts Singh on top of the turnbuckle and climbs up with him.

Zach Davis: DROP OF DEATH!

No!, Adam Young grabs Singh's leg and so Singh stays safely atop the turnbuckle while Night Rider crashes to the mat. Singh, who isn't usually a high flier, climbs back down and tags Young back in.

Freddy Whoa: Here comes The Redneck once again. He and Night Rider have fought dozens of times before!, they know each other well.

The two men begin trading blows, lefts and rights, rights and lefts. Young gets the advantage and throws Night Rider to the ropes but Night Rider comes back and goes for a Dropkick. Young swats him away and gives him a swift kick to the head as he tries to get back up. Young then pulls Night Rider in and lifts him up on his shoulders...


Into the pin!



NO!, Night Rider kicks out!

Freddy Whoa: How tough is Night Rider!?!?

Young angrily rolls away and tags in Pinkerton, telling him to finish him off. Pinkerton gets onto the top and hits a Missile Dropkick on Night Rider as he gets up. Night Rider is sent flying into the corner where Freezer Burn tags himself back in.

Zach Davis: Fresh man!

Freddy Whoa: Well, if freezer burn can be considered "fresh" at any rate.

Pinkerton and Freezer Burn meet in the middle of the ring but Freezer Burn drops him with a Big Boot. Pinkerton gets back to his feet and runs at Freezer Burn but this time Freezer Burn fires off the Fastest Left Hand in the World!

Zach Davis: DAMN!

Pinkerton is possibly knocked out; he stumbles backwards, into Young and Singh, knocking them off the apron before stumbling forward into the waiting arms of Freezer Burn.

Freddy Whoa: BLASPHEMER!

Freezer Burn hits it!... and Drax Durant tags himself in now.

Zach Davis: Hey!

For one small second, Pinkerton had the presence of mind to try to get to his feet, but unfortunately it cost him as Drax runs at him and hits a Shining Wizard.

Freddy Whoa: Sober Up!

Drax pins Pinkerton.




Zach Davis: We've got three new Internet Title contenders!

The bell sounds as Drax gets to his feet and gets his arm raised. Freezer Burn swipes his arm away from the ref and raises HIS arm instead. Drax Durant pushes Freezer Burn and the two men begin arguing.

Freddy Whoa: They're lucky they were able to finish this match up without exploding at each other.

Night Rider is up now and begins arguing with the both of them, telling them HE'LL be the new Internet Champion.

Next episode by Dr Dre plays as we see Excalibur run down the ramp and into the ring.

Zach Davis: Its Excalibur!

Excalibur double-clotheslines Adam Young, then Princeton!. He then dropkicks Singh and stops away at all 3 members of the Empire.

Zach Davis: They've been assaulting Excalibur all month!

Freddy Whoa: Now Excalibur's getting payback. This is Excalibur!

As Excalibur gets fatigued he stops everything and crouches down beside Young.

Excalibur: I'm not leaving..

Excalibur gets up as we hear Next Episode by Dr Dre play. Excalibur exits the ring and leaves.

Brent Alpine vs Greybeard

The lights black out and a light cheer erupts from the crowd. Suddenly on the video screen, a purple potion appears with it's bubbling echoing through the arena. As the potion tips over from the screen smoke seems to appear where the liquid would land. After the potion empties, a lightning bolt erupts from the smoke, somehow turning the lights on. As the smoke clears it becomes evident that the bolt emanated from Greybeard's staff.

When the lights snap on, CREAM by Wu-Tang Clan plays and he shuffles to the ring, staff in hand. Behind him, the Alchemist is in his ring gear pulling the wagon of potions along. Lute Boy is there too, looking like he doesn't want to be. Kyle Steel announces his arrival to the ring.

Kyle Steel: The next bout is scheduled for ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST!!! From the Tower of Chaos, weighing in at an unknown weight! GREYYYYYYYYYYY-BEARD!!!

Zach Davis: Greybeard is back, and what a magical man he is inside of that ring...

Freddy Whoa: Yeah, as in it's magic that has held him back from winning a match since his arrival to the WCF. But if its his magic or the magic of his feared rival...

Zach Davis: Don't you dare mention his rival! We don't need more wizards around here mucking up the works!

Freddy Whoa: You're right. Sorry...

A ghostly synth breathes over the PA.

The first keyboard chord of Prince's 'Gold' blares as a red shooting star firework darts up from the entrance-way to the left rafters. The second chord chimes as the arena lights flash red. The third chord accompanies a light blue star shoots to the upper right of the arena. Blue lights flash to greet the fourth chord.

Percy Micro, a micro pig with an electronic voice-box, scurries down the ramp to laughs and an ironic pop from the crowd. He is followed by the rest of the E.M.S. entourage, 'The Vulture' Dallas Culture and Esther.

As the main tune commences, a yellow spotlight covers the entrance as 'The Shine' Brent Alpine steps out from the back to sneers. A shower of sparks surround him, eliciting a brief pop at the spectacle. Alpine keeps walking, slides into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle. The pig 'speaks' in a robotic tone.

Percy Micro: Introducing our cherished commodity, from Rockhampton, Australia, weighing 259 pounds... 'The Shine'... Brent... Alpine!

'The Shine' glares in comical intensity and lifts up the back of his suit jacket like a Batman cape. He dismounts and hangs his jacket on the turnbuckle. He leaps onto the opposite turnbuckle. He removes his tie and long white shirt and throws them into the crowd, now ready for the match ahead. Percy hides under the ring.

Zach Davis: Referee is calling for the bell and we're off!!!


Both men meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Alpine starts to force Greybeard off balance, before Greybeard begins to tiger spin around the back of Alpine. Alpine counters with an elbow to the face of Greybeard, before executing a Russian legsweep on Greybeard.

Zach Davis: And a legdrop on the fallen Greybeard!

Freddy Whoa: Shine picking up Greybeard... Hanging Suplex!

Zach Davis: Shine just picking apart Greybeard, as he picks him up for a powerbomb...

Freddy Whoa: Greybeard squirms out of it, DDT ON THE WAY DOWN!

Greybeard holds his position for a few moments, before he suddenly looks a bit more rejuvenated from quaffing a potion (perhaps?), before he grabs the arm of Alpine and begins to wrench on it as he straddles the arm.

Zach Davis: Greybeard choosing to work an arm of Brent Alpine here with an armbar on the prone Alpine...

Freddy Whoa: Alpine rolls and boots Greybeard in the backside! Greybeard bounces off of the ropes...

Brent Alpine catches Greybeard with a hurricanrana that sends him flying into a corner. Greybeard begins to pull himself up out of the corner, only to be met with a cannonball senton splash in the corner. Alpine just shakes his head, as he pulls Greybeard into the middle of the ring and applies Mount Unpleasant...

Zach Davis: Greybeard looks like he's in incredible pain!

Freddy Whoa: And Shine is just trash-talking the hell out of him as he rides him with Mount Unpleasant.

Zach Davis: Well truth be told, that's probably why the move is called Mount Unpleasant. First you got Brent Alpine riding you, then on top of that, he's talking to you.

Freddy Whoa: True that. I heard talking to him is... challenging.

Greybeard refuses to tap despite the long time that he's been in the hold, and Brent Alpine just lets go. Instead, he grabs up Greybeard and hits...




The move barely phases Alpine. It unphases him so much, that he follows the move with a kick to the midsection and follows up with...

Freddy Whoa: THE GLOW WORM!!!

Zach Davis: THE COVER!!!




The bell sounds, as "The Shine" Brent Alpine gets to his feet and raises his own hands in victory, as Kyle Steel announces the winner...


Zach Davis: Well, Greybeard did his best impression of a punching bag tonight...

Freddy Whoa: Albeit one that didn't go down that easy...

Zach Davis: And Brent Alpine walks away with the victory. We've got more wrestling action coming up after this break! Don't go away!!!

Dat Hawt American Darkness vs Nathan Chambers/Stuart Slane

Zach Davis: Freddy, here we are gearing up for the tag team match this evening. Dat Hawt American Darkness finally making their debut as a tag team against the volatile Chambers and Slane, who- let face it, don’t like each other.

Freddy Whoa: They’ve tried to kill each other in this ring. They hate each other and this week they have to overcome that hatred if they want to stop ZMAC and Mikey Extreme.

"How Deep Is Your Love" by Calvin Harris & Disciples starts playing from the arena's surround system. Two beautiful models comes out first onto the stage dressed in beautiful pink beach bikinis as they wave their arms to Nathan Chambers walking out from the back with a pink scarf around his neck, and a white French Hat with sunglasses on. The crowd are booing him as much as they can but he stands center stage with the models spinning into his arms before looking up. Darkness encovers everything him but him, and his models. The spotlight is right on him, and he begins strutting down to the ring smirking, and mocking some of the ugliest fans at ringside.

Walking around the ring to give them the gift of his presence, the models leave him as they head backstage. Nathan walks up the steel steps before going into the ring to stand center of the squared circle. Hyping himself up before taking off his sunglasses, every light in the arena shines directly on him before brightening up the crowd again. He takes one unoccupied corner, and leans back to enjoy who is going to fall victim to him.who is going to fall victim to him.

Zach Davis: Here comes Nathan Chambers. He calls himself perfection and Freddy, who can argue?

Freddy Whoa: Chambers is already the WCF Hardcore champion, having renamed the belt the Perfect Championship because that’s who he is. And I know at least one man that would fight him over that and that’s this man right here.

“Conquistador” by Procol Harum plays as Slane walks out from gorilla to a Conway Pop. As he makes his way down the ramp and up the steps he will awkwardly attempt to engage the crowd: waving, giving a thumbs up gesture, and so on. After wiping his feet on the apron he then enters between the ropes. Stuart will then move to his corner, where he loosens up by engaging in some old time calisthenics (toe touches, torso twists, deep knee bends, etc).

Freddy Whoa: The tension is palpable between these two. I don’t know if they can last.

Dank 'Merican Anthem ( Guile's Street Fighter stage theme [ metal remix ] ) Hits the arenas PA system as Dat Hawt American Darkness was their way down to the ring.

Zach Davis: Freddy. Both of these men are proven fighters. They are proven champions and most of all they are proven dangerous.

Freddy Whoa: It is a very lethal mix, I can tell you that much.

American Darkness slide into the ring and pose on adjacent turn buckles as the ref tries to bring some order.

Freddy Whoa: Chambers and Slane already arguing over whose going to take the match first but it looks like it’ll be Slane as Chambers waves him off to go flirt at ring side.

Zach Davis: Back on ZMAC and Extremes side they are playing odds and evens to see who takes the opening part of this match and looks like… Mikey Extreme and Slane.

Freddy Whoa: And Extreme is telling Slane to get Chambers. He wants Chambers but the hardcore champ is busy macking on the white bitches.

Extreme tags in ZMAC who hops over the ropes and bounces on the balls of his feet.

Zach Davis: Slane and ZMAC to start this off after all. These man have history, they were like natural enemies but over the years have built a respect for the other but in WCF, that just means the closed fist is because you’ve earned the best.

Slane and ZMAC lock up in the middle of the ring but Slane gets the upper hand with the weight advantage. Slane lifts ZMAC up by the under arms and tosses him into a neutral corner and unloands with a series of soup bone right hands.

Zach Davis: And ZMAC, laughing. He likes it. He welcomes it.

Slane charges ZMAC but ZMAC side steps. As Slane comes back around he gets hit with a back elbow as this time its ZMAC who unloads with fists of his own. ZMAC charges Slane who also side steps but ZMAC catches himself on theturn buckle. Slane Immediately leaps up and suplexs him down with a German.

Freddy Whoa: Top rope German suplex!


Zach Davis: Chambers with a blind tag.

Chambers climbs in the ring as the ref pushes a confused Slane out of the ring.

the pin.




ZMAC kicks out.

Chambers gets up and slaps Slane on the chest to tag himself back out. The ref signals the tag and tells Slane to get in the ring as Chambers hops off the apron and joins Davis and Whoa on commentary.

Zach Davis: Nathan, what are you doing here?

Nathan Chambers: Isnt it obvious? I’m single handedly saving the show. I’m the best wrestler, the best champion and now I’m the best color commentator in this company. So far I’ve had to do all the work in this match. I had to TAG MYSELF into this match and pin ZMAC while Stah-Stah- STUPID STUART SLANE just stood there on the corner like a stupid idiot. By the way, did you see that pin? Flawless. Perfect.

Zach Davis: I bet you would have won, too; right?

Nathan Chambers: We would have won if I was not feeling so gracious and giving today. That pin was perfect and it would have been impossible for ZMAC to kick out unless I allowed him too- which I did. That’s called ring psychology. Not that either of you know anything about what its like to be in that ring.

Zach Davis: I took a powerbomb onto the steel steps once.

Nathan Chambers: And let me guess, you spent a year out of work and sued the company?

Zach Davis: Nathan, this is WCF. I no sold that shit like my name was Torture. The other guy quit the very next day.

Nathan Chambers: That’s epic Zach. Truly Epic but it’s not perfect. Now if you don’t mind I have to save this match by making the exceedingly boring Stuart Slane look like paint drying in Alaska.

Back in the ring Slane and ZMAC are trading blows before Slane gets the upper hand and rocks ZMAC back into his own corner. Mikey Extreme makes the tag and sails over ZMACs head and hits a flying forearm to Slane. Slane hits the mat as Extreme gets on top of him with mounted punches. Mikey gets up and takes to the ropes..

Freddy Whoa: X-tinguished!

The pin!

Zach Davis: Arnt you going to do something?


Nathan Chambers: I am. I’m updating my Twitter.


Nathan Chambers: LOL, Stuart Slane just got drop kicked in the face. Best. Night. Evah!


Nathan Chambers: If that had been me, that wouldn’t have been me. Nathan Chambers does not get pinned.

Mikey Extreme goes over to ZMAC and tags him in. ZMAC gets into the ring as Slane gets to his feet and explodes out.

Zach Davis: Run Away Slane!

Nathan Chambers: Excuse me.

Chambers gets up and heads back towards the ring.

The pin..



Zach Davis: What the hell? Chambers just pulled Slane out of the ring and now hes covering Z for himself. Ugh. He’s even counting too.

Nathan Chambers: One.. Two.. Three.

Freddy Whoa: He’s even demanding that the ref raise his hand.

Zach Davis: Extreme and Slane, I don’t think either one of them can believe it.

Slane and Extreme get in the ring and Slane starts having it out with Chambers before Extreme comes up from behind and takes Chambers out with a super kick!

Freddy Whoa: X Marks the Spot!

Extreme turns and is ready to fight Slane but is stopped by ZMAC who gets to his feet as well. Slane turns away and leaves the ring as Dat Hawt American Darkness start the systematic assault on Nathan Chambers.

Zach Davis: Chambers isn’t even the legal man. Slane is and he’s being counted out having left Chambers to the wolves. It’s a vicious mugging as both men just lay the boots to the hardcore champion.

Freddy Whoa: When you’re in the ring with ZMAC, you gotta earn that hardcore status and Chambers is going to earn that tonight.

Chambers is trying to fight back but ZMAC and Extreme are masters of the mud hole stompin business. Extreme calls to finish it as he sets up Chambers on the ropes, looking for a leapfrog and stun gun but as ZMAC makes his approach, Chmbers is able pull himself over the ropes and to the floor. He quickly scrambles to his feet, grabbing his hardcore title and escaping through the crowd.

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen… the winners of this match by way out COUNT OUT… Mikey Extreme and Zombie McMorris…. Dat HHHAAWWTTT AMMMERICAN DAAHHHRKKKNEZZZ!!!!

Jeff Purse/Oblivion/Thomas Uriel Bates vs Logan/Dag Riddik/James Chevalier

“Swamp Song” by Tool blares over the PA System as Logan and Dagvald Riddik make their way out to the ring, with James “The Game” Chevalier in tow. The two men taunt the crowd as The Game simply follows behind.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first to the ring. The team of Dagvald Riddik, James “The Game” Chevalier, and Logan…. THE FFFFFAAAAMMMMIIIIILLLLLLYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

The three men make their way into the ring, with Dag Riddik taunting the crowd even more while Logan simply steps in the ring and smirks.

Zach Davis: Logan looks like he knows something.

Freddy Whoa: He’s not even breaking a sweat right now!

Zach Davis: He should be! He’s facing Oblivion, Thomas Uriel Bates, and Jeff Purse, all tonight!

Freddy Whoa: If they can even make it to the ring.

“Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band begins to play, but soon fades away. The lights begin to fade, and the titron begins playing images of red and black flags flying in the wind. Several audience members in the crowd unfurl large red and black banners and begin waving them. The people begin to sing.

Crowd: Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

Slowly stomping out to the stage is a bloodied Thomas Uriel Bates. His face is busted open, his clothes are torn and bloody, yet in his massive hands he holds the collar of two unconscious men in full tactical gear, unmasked to reveal random faces.

Crowd: Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?

Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!

The chorus repeats as Bates walks to the ring carrying the two bodies. Kyle Steel tries to introduce the giant, but the people drawn him out.

Crowd: Will you give all you can give
So that our banner may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The blood of the martyrs
Will water the meadows of France!

Bates steps to the ring, and with one hand throws the body of one of the tactical men into the ring. He grabs the ropes and pulls himself up, carrying the other man in his hand like a rag doll.

Crowd: Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes

Bates holds the other man by the neck and dangles him off the apron. Bates stares at the Family as the man strangles in his hand.

Zach Davis: Somebody stop this!

Freddy Whoa: He’s killing him!

Bates releases the hold, allowing the man to fall to the ground. Logan and Dag Riddik both step through the ropes and leave James “The Game” Chevalier to face the angry mountain. The Game, showing greater courage than his “family”, approaches the angry giant. He tries to talk, but after receiving no response, begins to yell.

James “The Game” Chevalier: Where is Jeff Purse!

Bates looks towards the barely stirring bodies now just rolled out of the ring, then back to James. He points his finger, dripping of blood towards Logan. James nods, and quickly tags in Logan before quickly rolling out of the ring, and making his way up the ramp.

Zach Davis: The Game is leaving!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! It’s now just a two on one handicap match!

Logan steps towards Bates with his arm up in a challenge. As Bates begins to raise his, Logan sends a foot right in Bates’ gut. The giant does not move.

Zach Davis: Logan doesn’t know what to do!

Logan quickly turns and tags in Dag, who springs from the ropes and tries to hit Bates with a bionic elbow. The giant simply moves to the side, allowing Dag to simply land in the ring. Bates slams his massive head on Dag’s head, sending the Norwegian to the ground. Dag tries to get up, but Bates swings his massive arm like a gorilla, sending Dag back down with brutal punishment.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! This is brutal!

Zach Davis: We’re not watching a match, we’re seeing an execution!

Bates reaches down, grabbing Dag by the neck and sliding him across the ring right into a turnbuckle. Logan tries to punch Bates in the back of the head, but only angers him more. He snorts like an animal before grabbing Logan by the head and tossing him into the ring. The referee attempts to separate the two, but is pushed back by Bates.

Freddy Whoa: Somebody needs to stop this!

Bates pushes Logan down several times as Dag is allowed to slowly stand. Riddik charges, attempting to take out the knees of the bigger man, but is instead met with a knee to the face.

Zach Davis: This is not right.

Bates grabs Dag and lifts him up in a fireman’s carry. He pushes up, lifting Dag in a military press. He benches three times and tosses Dag clear out of the ring. Logan takes this time to sneak up behind the unleashed monster and strikes with a low blow. The gamble worked, sending the mountain crashing to the mat. Logan wastes no time as he mounts the giant and begins delivering a series of punches. As if suddenly aware of the risk of simply making Bates angrier, Logan jumps off and begins to wave towards the stage.

Zach Davis: What is he doing?

A dozen men in full tactical gear rush out to the stage, each holding expanding batons. They rush towards the stage like an angry hoard of Orcs as Bates stands and prepares himself for the assault. The referee tries his best to beg the team to stop. He is surprised when they stop just short of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa!

Dag Riddik slams a cement block to the back of Bates’ head, sending the big man crashing to the floor with a new large open gash in the back of the head. Dag sweeps away the debris as Logan rolls over the giant, pinning him just as the referee turns around.




Zach Davis: They’ve done it! The Family wins again.

Freddy Whoa: It took a cement block to the head of Thomas Uriel Bates to do it, but at least they finally stopped his rampage!

The tactical team enter the ring, at Logan’s command. Bates begins to stir, causing the team to begin striking him with the batons.

Zach Davis: Not again!

Freddy Whoa: The shoe is on the other foot!

Zach Davis: Who will stop this?

The security team stops and withdraws. Blood has covered the entire ring, but Bates continues to stir. He lifts his body and tries to stand.

Zach Davis: What is this?

The assault continues. More strikes from the batons. Logan and Dag join in, striking with whatever they can find handy. They withdraw once again. The giant does not move.

Zach Davis: Finally, it’s over.

The team leave the ring, as does Dag and Logan. As they step off the apron, Bates reaches up with his bloody arm, grabbing the ropes. The massive man pulls himself up, leaning against the turntable. One eye is swollen shut, his mouth full of blood.

Freddy Whoa: He’s not giving up!

Using the ropes as a guide, he limps towards his attackers, much to their surprise. The tactical team extends their batons again, and prepares to slide back into the blood covered ring.

Zach Davis: This isn’t going to end well. Someone is going to get killed if this is not stopped soon!

The team slides in, and Bates greats them with a powerful Bates’ Boot, sending one unlucky tactical fool flying out of the ring. The rest overcome the beast, grounding him and continuing with their relentless strikes.

“Survival” by Eminem blares on the PA as a blooded Jeff Purse rushes out to the ring with a steel chair in hand. A beaten Oblivion follows closely behind carrying a 2x4. The two men slide into the ring and collide with the tactical team, sending them scattering from the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Jeff Purse and Oblivion have made it out to save Bates!

Oblivion helps Bates up as Jeff Purse strikes the ropes in an effort to scare way the tactical team. Logan smiles as he and Dag walk up to the stage where they are joined by Seth Lerch. Seth smiles as he snaps his fingers. On command, the tactical team disperses.

Table of Contents

Slam Intro

Tony Miranda vs Kevin Bishop

Next Week: The Return

Ace vs Jeffery the IQ

Apocalypse Segment

Greg St. Matthews vs Psychopomp

Oblivion Segment

You're Fired Battle Royal: Buzzsaw Bundy vs David Sanchez vs Chuck Alexander vs Jon Davenport vs Apocalypse vs Tomohawk vs Steve Orbit

Jeff Purse Segment

Heavy Metal Machine vs Severan King

Television Title Match: Captain WCF vs Bad News Benson vs Neforian

Internet Title Contendership Match: Freezer Burn/Night Rider/Drax Durant vs The Empire

Brent Alpine vs Greybeard

Dat Hawt American Darkness vs Nathan Chambers/Stuart Slane

Jeff Purse/Oblivion/Thomas Uriel Bates vs Logan/Dag Riddik/James Chevalier


Of The Week

You're Fired Survivors
Tony Miranda vs Kevin Bishop



Jeff Purse
Nathan Chambers
Teddy Blaze
Zombie McMorris