the WesBanco Arena in Wheeling, West Virginia
Drunk and Crazy by Mogwai hits and we are once again live! We're at the WesBanco Arena in Wheeling, West Virginia!
Zach Davis: HERE WE GO! THE ROAD TO WAR BEGINS!
Freddy Whoa: The greatest battle royal match in all of pro wrestling, at the end of this month. Tonight begins the foundation.
Zach Davis: We already know Frank Patrick Venable has entered his name into the hat. We know that Thomas Uriel Bates is our World Champion, and that he will defend that belt on the show. What else will happen!? Who else will enter!?
Freddy Whoa: War is always a star studded event, but hell. So is Slam. Let's get started!
Cliff of Doom vs Alex Winterz vs Mark Gallagher vs Joe Smarts vs Jaice Wilds
A warning flashes up on screen for a second reminding the audience that the men and women involved in WCF are trained proffesionals and not to try this at home, also strobe lighting will be present throughout then We open the show with a flicker effect going through the years of WCF with the intro of Drunk and Crazy going over the top. all the best matches and moments in 60 seconds flat that ends with a sub drop and seth just standing for a split second arms held wide in a WCF T-Shirt reading your welcome then the companys logo flashes on the screen before the snare kicks in and a shot of Corey Black dropping some fool on his head with a burning hammer opens the shows titles and after all the usual opening credit type stuff we crash into the arena with a pyro threatening to set the roof on fire
Zach Davis: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO WCF SUNDAY NIGHT SLAM! AND HOLY HELL WHAT A SHOW IS IT GUNNA BE!
Freddy Whoa: FOLKS THIS THINGS SO STACKED WE ARE SENDING IT RIGHT UP TO A RING FULL OF WRESTLERS BECAUSE THAT HOW WE DO THINGS IN WCF WE COME OUT SWINGING!
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen this is your opening match of the evening and it will be contested to one fall introducing first
And with that all 6 men dive into a melee!
Zach Davis: They couldn't wait, KYLE GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RING!
Wild jumps on doom from the get go while Winters and Gallagher are trading forearms in a corner, Joe Smarts hasn't really involved himself at all more cheer leading the other participants and jawing with the crowd
Zach Davis: Joey introducing us to his personality here while the others beat on each other
Freddy Whoa: Hey man don't exert energy you don't need too
As the brawl continues Smarts discovers to his delight that Kyle dropped his mike on the way out of the ring and picks it up
Joey: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOYS AND GIRLS! CURRENTLY IN THE RING.....
Freddy Whoa: The showman eating a barrage of 4 super kicks as he tried to introduce himself!
The largest man in the match escapes under the bottom rope and Winterz shoots Cliff after him, Doom instead of diving hits the ropes coming back sliding through Winterz legs and back up hitting the ropes this time leap frogging the 6 footer then hurls himself over the top with a senton out onto Smarts. Gallagher clobbers winters from behind then hits Wild with a stiff back elbow as the xtreme arielist goes into the ropes to gain some momentum for an attack, the shot stuns him however and Gallagher in a show of brute power hauls him up in power bomb position and then dumps him out onto Smarts and Cliff on the floor
Freddy Whoa: Did you hear that splat! Wild just went all the way to the floor taking out both men already out there in the process
Zach Davis: Now Gallagher turning towards the fight at hand,
Alex Winters is already on his feet and waiting in the corner for Mark to turn and face him and as he does Winterz hits him with a shot gun drop kick sending the muscle man back into the ropes, he comes back and tries a discuss but Winterz manages to evade it then swings a kick backwards cracking Gallagher in the hamstring knocking the strongman to a knee then hits a running knee to the side of his head, somehow the first man moving outside Wild makes his way up on the apron and springboards in nailing a hurricanranna to winterz then dives on Gallagher for a pin but the Brit kicks him off before a one count can be registered and takes control of an arm on the mat
Zach Davis: Wild may of made a big mistake here falling victim too...
Back senton from Winterz to break the hold
Freddy Whoa: Nevermind, WHAT THE HELL!?
On the other side of the ring Joe Smart has just sent Cliff 6 rows deep into the WCF zooniverse to the delight of the live crowd
Zach Davis: Winterz on the apron!
Freddy Whoa: PK! Smart is still on his feet!
Zach Davis: Winterz slingshots back into the ring!
Alex hits the ropes and comes back shooting out the other side with a diving forearm strike to Smarts face taking both men out on the floor as the crowd erupts
Zach Davis: HIGH FLYING HARD HITTING FAST PACED ACTION!
Freddy Whoa: EVERY MAN IN THE MATCH IS DOWN,
Cliff has crawled back to ringside though and eventually all 5 men end up on their back sucking wind in the ring while the ref counts to 10
Zach Davis: Cliff makes it to his feet!
Freddy Whoa: CLIFF OF DOOM TO MARK GALLAGHER!
Cliff pins him.
Zach Davis: There it is! Cliff of Doom gets the win!
Cliff rolls away and gets his arm raised by the ref as we go to commercial.
Freddy Whoa: He keeps this is up he could be our War winner! He reminds me of a certain Wolf that I know for some reason! Remember last year!?
Adam Young Segment
We see the Adam Young standing in front of the Fort Henry Bridge over the Ohio River watching the barges pass by.
Adam Young: This is 'Murica!
The camera pans all around looking out onto the Ohio River.
Adam Young: This is what I need to straighten this old wooden block out.
Adam hits himself on top of the head. Myra walks up carrying an old school jam box. She places a cassette in and hits play. "Real American" starts playing.
Adam Young: Oh! Do not ask what Murica can do for you but what you can do for Murica.
A rather larger bald blonde guy walks up to Adam and pats him on the shoulder. He starts posing and rips off his t-shirt as he keeps on posing.
Adam Young: Murica Fuck Yeah!
La Muerte Negra vs Jordan Ciserano/Greg St. Matthews
A voice announces over the PA: The day of reckoning is near, confess your sins before it is too late.
"Counting bodies like sheep" by A Perfect Circle begins to play as red strobe lights filter through the smoke and all members of La Muerte Negra stand.
Freddy Whoa: Up next we’ve got the debut of an exciting new WCF tag team, La Muerte Negra!
Zach Davis: Exciting? How about bone-chilling, frightening, or soul-shaking?
Freddy Whoa: I’m trying to be optimistic here, Davis.
3 begins to slowly walk towards the ring followed by his followers with Vaquero carrying a black wooden rocking chair with what looks like a skull carved into the headrest of it.
Kyle Steel: Accompanied by 3, and hailing from parts unkown, Vaquero, Craneo, and Perro, they are….La Muerte Negra!
Vaquero places it at the end of the aisle and 3 sits down in it. All the followers gather around 3 and then slide into the ring. The house lights fade back up.
Kyle Steel: And their opponents….
Hard Row by The Black Keys hits the PA. Greg St. Matthews walks to the stage stands and looks around.
Kyle Steel: Standing six foot one inch tall and weighing in at 186 pounds...Greg St. Matthews!
Matthews then runs straight to the ring and jumps to the middle rope and lifts his arms to the crowd.
Zach Davis: Why would anyone RUN to a ring filled with THOSE three?!
Kyle Steel: And his partner….
"Back in the Picture" by The Rasmus plays and the crowd cheers. Three seconds into the song Jordan Ciserano comes out jumping, high with energy. He continues to pump the crowd up. After that the pyro begins, exploding every time one of Ciserano's jumps hits the floor.
Kyle Steel: Standing six foot one inches and weighing in at 185 pounds….Jordan Ciserano!
Ciserano makes his way down the aisle high-fiving any and every fan in sight. Once he makes it to the base of the ring he jumps onto the apron while pyro explodes as he hits it. He attempts to enter by spring boarding over the top rope but is met immediately with a right hand from the massive Vaquero!
Freddy Whoa: Vaquero wasting no time getting this one started!
The referee calls for the bell as Craneo slips out of the ring and takes his place by 3’s side on the floor. As Vaquero stomps the downed Ciserano, Matthews FLIES at him with a flying forearm to the back of the head, stumbling the big man forward slightly. Ciserano rolls out of the ring to safety as an amped up Matthews bounces off the opposite ropes but is caught in the back of the head with an enziguri from Perro on the apron. Matthews tumbles forward to his stomach and with a brief break in the action, the referee finally calls for the bell.
Freddy Whoa: This one’s officially underway! St. Matthews and Ciserano against La Muerte Negra here on Slam!
Vaquero lumbers over to St. Matthews, picks him up and then plants him onto the mat with a sidewalk slam. He picks the much smaller man back up with ease sends him off the ropes and…
Freddy Whoa: Running hip attack by Vaquero! St. Matthews needs to get out of there. He’s giving up seven inches and over 150 pounds!
Zach Davis: What’s he going to do tag to the OTHER guy giving up that much size?
Matthews is irish whipped into Muerte’s corner and followed in like a freight train by Vaquero! A tag is made to Perro and at the same time Craneo is up on the apron.
Freddy Whoa: Now what the hell is he doing?
The referee goes over to shoo Craneo off the apron and as he does, the other two members are PUMMELING Matthews in the corner. Vaquero has the tag rope wrapped around GSM’s neck and Craneo is just LIGHTING into his body. Ciserano enters the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Ciserano!
The referee cuts him off before he can stop the beating in the opposite corner as Craneo pops down off the apron. Vaquero drops the rope as the ref gets Ciserano out of the ring and finally turns back to face the action.
Freddy Whoa: What is this a 3 on one match?
Zach Davis: 3 isn’t even in the match, Freddy.
Freddy Whoa: Hilarious, Davis.
Perro steps away from St. Matthews who is attempting to recover in the corner then nails him with a hesitation dropkick. GSM stumbles forward out of the corner and right into a package piledriver from Perro! He floats over into a cover
Freddy Whoa: A kickout by Matthews!
Zach Davis: This guy must be a glutton for punishment!
Perro sends Matthews off the ropes and ducks his head for a back body drop, GSM leapfrogs him and bounces off the opposite ropes. Perro is back upright and is met with a spinning heel kick from Matthews!
Zach Davis: That caught Perro completely off guard!
Perro rolls to the outside near 3 and Craneo to regroup. Greg St. Matthews has new life though and seeing them gather on the outside, flies off the opposite ropes and then LAUNCHES himself with a suicide dive onto all three men! Vaquero hops down off the apron and makes his way over there where all 4 men are now down but before he can snatch up Matthews, Ciserano meets him with a dropkick of his own off the apron. The crowd is LIT!
Freddy Whoa: This crowd is amped!
Ciserano rolls his partners back in the ring near their corner where Ciserano pops back up to the apron. Matthews makes the tag and Ciserano waits for his opponent to re-enter the ring.
Zach Davis: Jordan is a technician and he sees the numbers game. He doesn’t want any part of a brawl out there.
As the legal man, Perro slides back into the ring only to be met with an elbow drop to the back of the head by Ciserano. Ciserano immediately goes to slap on a fujiwara armbar. He cranks it back but Vaquero is quickly and breaks it up. Here comes St. Matthews off the top with a hurricanrana on Vaquero!
Freddy Whoa: NO! Vaquero countered the hurricanrana attempt into a powerbomb!
Vaquero heads back to his corner as GSM rolls out of the ring. The two legal men, Perro and Ciserano are both getting back to their feet.
Zach Davis: Woo! Knife edge chop by Ciserano! He hits him with a kick to the gut and sets him up for the Twist of Fate!
Freddy Whoa: Countered by Perro into a fireman’s carry slam! Perro quickly with a tag to Vaquero who bounces off the ropes and…
Zach Davis: Rest in Pieces from La Muerte Negra!
With that leg sweep-clothesline combo, Vaquero puts one foot over his downed opponent for the pin.
Freddy Whoa: 1…..2…….
Zach Davis: Ciserano with the shoulder up! A real cover and that might’ve ended it!
Freddy Whoa: I’m not sure if these guys are more interested in a victory or in punishing their opponents.
Vaquero gets Ciserano back up then drops him back down with a military press into a flapjack. On the outside, Greg St. Matthews is getting the crowd into it, attempting to will Ciserano back into this match. They clap along with GSM while Vaquero stands on one of Ciserano’s hands and he reaches for a tag with the other.
Zach Davis: He can’t quite get there!
Vaquero lets him back up, sends him off the ropes and takes a HUGE swing for a clothesline but it’s ducked under by Ciserano who catches him with a Side Effect!
Freddy Whoa: That’s the opening he needs! Both men are down!
Matthews is hyped on the apron as Ciseranos crawls towards him and makes the tag just as Vaquero does the same to Perro! Matthews meets Perro with a dropkick sending him down. Both men back up and he nails him with another! Matthews throws him into the turnbuckle and goes to follow him in but Perro meets him with a springboard lungblower!
Zach Davis: What a move! Perro picks him back up, sends GSM off the ropes and looks for the Pentagon Driver but NO! What a reversal!
Matthews somehow managed to turn the Pentagon driver into a hurricanrana and has sent Perro sprawling into the neutral corner. Matthews makes the tag to Ciseranos who takes Perro’s head off with a…
Freddy Whoa: Ciserano Superkick! Buenas noches Perro!
Ciserano collapses into a cover…
Zach Davis: One…
Vaquero coming in for the save….
Zach Davis: Two…
Greg St. Matthews intercepts the big man with a springboard moonsault!
Zach Davis: Three! They pulled it off!
Kyle Steel: Your winners….
Before Steel can announce the winners, 3 and Craneo are in the ring and ALL OVER the two exhausted victors.
Zach Davis: Oh come on!
Vaquero and Perro slowly recover and the four men put the boots to their two opponents before Craneo snaps Ciseranos down with a Flatliner! The other two pick up St. Matthews and PLANT him with a Muerte Negra! The four slide out of the ring and head to the back to a chorus of boos and a pile of wreckage left in the ring.
The cameras cut backstage within the staff cafeteria as the crazed brunette, Lilith, walks into shot. She is wearing a body fitting black top which shows off her ample chest and a short black miniskirt with silver studded belt. She appears to be in a world of her own as she walks through the room in between the tables with a McDonalds cup in her hands which she occasionally takes a sip from.
Lilith: So I tells her I says... listen here you bad mood bear! I didn't lose my match so you best get on your knees and make me happiful!
Lilith laughs to herself a few times before stopping and looking shocked... at herself.
Lilith: What do you mean it didn't happen?! It did so! You weren't even there you jerk fa---
Lilith is instantly cut off as she slams fairly hard right into someone... or something sending pink strawberry milkshake flying everywhere and all over whoever or whatever this huge object was. The camera pans up to find that Lilith had just walked straight into WCF World Champion, Thomas Bates, who was now covered in the drink as it dripped off of his face and ran down his chest. Lilith just stood there mouth open in complete shock and horror as she looks up at the man who made her look tiny in comparison.
Lilith: B---B---... I'm---
Lilith stops and wraps her arms around her head just expecting to worst. Bates looks down at Lilith… and smiles.
Thomas Uriel Bates: It’s alright. It’s only milkshake. It’ll come off.
Lilith nearly sinks as Bates simply walks off, wiping the milkshake with as many napkins as he can find.
Jason Cash/Salem Shepard/Night Rider vs Tomohawk/Captain WCF/Dion Necurat
Hillbilly Deluxe hits on the PA system. Jason Cash walks out of the curtain with a huge smirk across his face. He looks around to the crowd before taking a large drink of his beer. He then makes his way down to the ring. Once inside, he reaches into his boot and takes out his can of cherry skoal. He gets himself a dip and he is ready to fight.
Zach Davis: Gross.
The lights in the arena go out as red lights and fog cover the ramp as Grazen Image by Zack Hemsey plays for several moments as he makes the crowd wait. Salem comes out with a sick smile on his face, eyes wide. Not pay attention to the fans as he walks to the ring.
Freddy Whoa: And here is the second member of Zero Tolerance! Next up, their partner for the evening..
The lights in the arena go out. A red spotlight begins panning the audience as 'Orion' by Metallica begins playing on the jumbo tron. Red pyrotechnics explode up and down the entrance ramp as the curtains open. There is a loud explosion as Night Rider steps out and makes his way to the ring. He grabs a microphone from ringside and steps through the ropes.
Night Rider: I can care less if you fans like me or not. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to kick some @$$! Now bring out my opponents and lets get down to business!
Zach Davis: Night Rider is a former Tag Team Champion. Zero Tolerance will have a chance at those belts themselves if they can beat either Sweet Annihilation or Lilith and Skittlez next week. Speaking of the Tag Team Titles... here come the Champions!
Tomohawk slowly walks down to the ring, head swaying in time to the music. Steps up to the mat from the floor, leans back against the top rope and backward-salts into the ring over the rope. Centers himself in the ring and raises one hand high in the air.
Captain WCF runs from the back as soon as his music hits, straight to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He then gets in the middle of the ring and does a super hero pose before running to his corner.
Freddy Whoa: And their partner, the one and only Dion Necurat.
Dion enters at the beginning of the verse to "Battle Metal." He raises his free arm to the crowd, then focuses his attention to the ring. He walks down the ramp, not taking his eyes off his opponent(s). Before entering the ring, Dion removes the shield from his arm, setting it aside against the ring steps. Dion slides into the ring, raising an arm in the air. He then walks over to his corner, mentally preparing for the match.
Zach Davis: Looks like Dion is starting for his team - and Night Rider for his.
The two "odd men out" circle each other and tie up. Night Rider puts Dion into a headlock and then transitions into a Drop Toehold before Dion rolls away. Both men are to their feet and Dion goes for a Clothesline, but Night Rider ducks it and as Dion turns Rider hits a Dropkick. Rider goes for the pin.
No!, Dion kicks out. Night Rider lifts Dion up and throws him to the ropes. As Dion comes back Night Rider telegraphs a Back Bodydrop but Dion stops dead in his tracks and kicks Rider in the chest. Dion then bounces himself off the ropes and drops Rider with a Big Boot! Rider goes down and Dion goes for a pin.
No!, Night Rider powers out of it.
Freddy Whoa: Night Rider came into the WCF with Nathan von Liebert and Jeff Purse. He's become a veteran of our company, Zach.
Dion lifts Night Rider to his feet and hits a few strikes to his head before pushing him against the ropes. He then whips Rider across the ring, and as he's coming back Dion executes a Spinebuster and transitions it seamlessly into a Crossface!
Zach Davis: SUBMISSION APPLIED!
The crowd roars!, but both Zero Tolerance are quickly into the ring to break it up. The Tag Team Champions are in next and they're brawling!
Freddy Whoa: ZERO TOLERANCE TWO ON TWO WITH THE TAG CHAMPS!
Cash easily dispatches of Captain WCF, Clotheslining him out of the ring. Too cocky, though, because Captain WCF lands on his feet and pulls Cash out! Meanwhile, Tomohawk launches his whole body into Salem, sending them flying out as well!
Zach Davis: We're back to Dion Necurat and Night Rider.
Both men begin getting to their feet and Dion is behind Rider. He begins lifting him up for an Electric Chair Drop but Night Rider is too heavy. Rider hits the ropes and hits a forearm smash to Dion. Dion is sent flying back, bounces off the ropes and goes right into a Powerslam by Night Rider.
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Dion Necurat gets the shoulder up.
Both the Champs and Zero Tolerance are back to their corners now and both men begin crawling... and both men dive and tag at once! Jason Cash and Tomohawk enter. Tomohawk runs right into a boot to his gut, Cash goes for a quick Powerbomb but Tomohawk is able to reverse it into a Sunset Flip pin!
No!, Cash escapes. Both men are up and Cash goes to kick Tomohawk but Tomohawk catches it and executes a Dragonscrew Legwhip! Tomohawk waits for Cash to get to his feet and runs at him, Dropkicking him into one of the neutral corners. Tomohawk lifts Cash up onto the turnbuckle then tags in Captain WCF.
Zach Davis: Captain WCF looks confused, Tomohawk is climbing up with Cash now... Captain WCF is asking Tomohawk what he wants him to do!
Freddy Whoa: This is their first time as a team, Zach, they don't have this worked out yet.
Tomohawk motions for Captain WCF to go to the top. Captain WCF nods and climbs the adjacent corner to where Tomohawk has Cash up.
Zach Davis: TOMOHAWK WITH A SUPERPLEX!
Tomohawk looks to see what Captain WCF came off the top with, but Captain WCF is awaiting Tomohawk's instructions. Tomohawk, with a bit of exasperation, yells "BANZAI!" Captain WCF nods and flies!, but by now Jason Cash had it scouted and rolls away. Captain WCF hits nothing but mat. Cash dives and tags in Salem Shepard.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes the Schizo!
Captain WCF rushes Shepard but Salem catches him and hits a huge Belly to Belly! Captain WCF gets up and rushes him again and gets another Belly to Belly for his troubles. Captain WCF gets up and rushes him AGAIN and this time gets a boot to his gut followed by a Piledriver!
Zach Davis: What a vicious series of moves! Salem Shepard with the pin!
No!, kickout by Captain WCF!
Freddy Whoa: Some people view Captain WCF as a joke. But he's a Tag Team Champion, and no one can take that away from him!
Zach Davis: Well, we'll see what either Zero Tolerance, Sweet Annihilation, or Lilith and Skittlez have to say about that.
Salem Shepard lifts Captain WCF up and then runs to the ropes. He runs back at him but Captain WCF counters with a Discus Punch! It sends Salem reeling but he's not down. He runs at Captain WCF but the Cap hits him with a Hip Toss. Salem gets to his feet and Captain WCF executes an Inverted Atomic Drop! He goes for a pin!
NO!, Salem kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: That was almost it!
Zach Davis: Can you imagine if Zero Tolerance was defeated by Captain WCF!?
Zach Davis imagines a magical dreamland as Freddy tries to snap him out of it. Captain WCF gets to his feet and measures Salem as he stands....
Freddy Whoa: Here he comes with the boot...
BOOM! Boot, but no!, Salem ducks it and tags in Jason Cash! Captain WCF goes to Clothesline Cash but Cash ducks it and Cash hits a huge German Suplex! Captain WCF rolls out of the ring and Tomohawk enters. Tomohawk motions for Cash to bring it, he runs at Tomohawk and gets a Samoan Drop for his trouble. Tomohawk goes for the pin.
Kickout by Cash.
Zach Davis: Very few wrestlers have been able to come in and make the impression that Zero Tolerance have. Despite, uh, the unfortunate consequences to the match... Crazy J is our new Hardcore Champion. Are the Tag Team Titles on the horizon for these two men?
Tomohawk measures Cash up...
Freddy Whoa: TALON STRIKE!
No!, Jason Cash has it scouted and ducks it, sends Tomohawk flying out of the ring! Captain WCF enters and runs right into a Rebel Yell. He rolls out and Dion Necurat enters next, runs at Cash and is caught...
Zach Davis: HILLBILLY DELUXE!
Cash pins Dion.
Freddy Whoa: Zero Tolerance take another one!
The bell sounds as Dion rolls out and regroups amongst the Tag Team Champions. Jason Cash and Salem Shepard stand together in the ring motioning towards their belts.
Zach Davis: Can Tomohawk and Captain WCF survive? They couldn't even hit a double team move here tonight!
Freddy Whoa: First, Zero Tolerance will need to go through either Lilith and Skittlez or Sweet Annihilation, we'll find out soon enough!
Slam comes back from commercial, and the camera is focused on the crowd, slowly moving around until it zooms in on a private box, where sitting by himself with a notebook and pen nearby is Frank Venable, casually sipping a can of Monster. The crowd pops like crazy once they realize he's there. He can only smile as the crowd cheer for him.
FPV: Did I, or did I not say I'd be here to watch Slam tonight. It's a pretty sweet deal too, not gonna lie. Got me this nice little box with everything I could ever need as I enjoy the show. And trust me, there's been much to enjoy so far. We're not even that far into the show and I've already filled up plenty of pages with little notes about my competitors later this month.
I'm especially impressed with all the new talent that's come in since the last time I was here. It's people like that that keep WCF alive and kicking. Pepper in a couple of old vets like old Jeff Purse and Corey Black, plus the inevitable surprise returns that this event always attracts, and you've got fuckin wrestling gold, man.
The next few weeks are going to certainly be very important, and I look forward to every second of it. But I better shut up now, looks like the next match is about to start.
We leave FPV as he takes his notebook and gets ready for more note taking as we go ringside to the next match.
No Disqualification Match
Winners Face Zero Tolerance in a Tag Titles Contendership Match
Sweet Annihilation vs Lilith/Skittlez
Zach Davis: Up next we have a rematch from Revenge. Sweet Annihilation will once again step into the ring with Lilith and Skittlez. Their match at Revenge ended in a draw when Drake Knight pinned Skittlez after savagely demolishing him, and simultaneously, Lilith applied her Death Grip to Ice, causing her to submit.
Freddy Whoa: That was easily the most unexpected outcome of the entire night. I hope Skittlez brought his A game tonight. Because Sarah Twilight has made this match no disqualifications, and is an elimination tag match to ensure no confusion as to which team emerges victorious. The winners here tonight, will go on to face Zero Tolerance for an opportunity at the WCF Tag Team Championships.
Zach Davis: To further even the playing field, Kandi Washington has been banned from ringside. I have to say, I do agree with these decisions by our interim GM. I never thought I would say that.
Freddy Whoa: We take it to Kyle Steel now as we get underway. This is round two!
Kyle Steel: The following contest is a NO DISQUALIFICATION, ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH!
Lights go down and a bunch of colorful lights begin to swirl around the crowd in small dots that resemble, well skittles candy. Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby hits the speakers and Skittlez walks out to the stage and crosses his arms over his chest trying to put up a gangster pose.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring ... from Newark, New Jersey weighing 180 pounds ... he is SKITTLEZ!!
Skittlez runs down to the ring and slides in as he does the goofiest hip-hop dance moves ever seen by anyone ever. The crowd cheers for him, really getting behind him after his performance last week.
Kyle Steel: And his tag team partner ...
The house lights go down as colorful lights start flashing all around the area. "Imaginary" by Evanescence begins to play, as Lilith appears at the top of the entrance ramp. She is wearing a colorful miniskirt, leggings, an extremely tight low cut tank top and black leather heeled ankle boots. Lilith proceeds to skips down to the ring holding a teddy bear in her hand as the crowd begin to ROAR with eruptions of cheers for her.
Kyle Steel: From Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 132 pounds.... she is LILITH!!!
Lilith then skips around the outside of the ring and locates a young fan sitting ring side passing them her teddy bear. Lilith smiles brightly at the crowd as she bounces up onto the ring apron, waving and blowing kisses to them all. She climbs through the ropes still smiling and pointing to a few of her fans as she waits for the match to begin.
Kyle Steel: And their opponents ...
‘Sweet Victory’ by Van Halen hits the p.a. system as the fans raise to their feet booing and chants of "whore" begin to fill the arena. When pink and purple lights start to flash through the crowd, the velvet entrance curtains wiggle open as smoke starts to blow out from the top of the ramp as Kandi Washington appears from behind the curtains. She struts up to the top as she stands just within the smoke as she places her hands on her hips. She stares to both sides of the crowd as the smoke dies down and she's joined by her entourage Drake Knight and Ice. Kandi is dressed in a pair of silver boy shorts, light blue backless halter top, and knee-high blocked heel boots. She has her hair pulled back in a tightly-pulled ponytail. She starts to strut down the ramp as she's smirking at the booing crowd while Drake Knight and Ice follows behind her.
Zach Davis: Hey wait a minute ... Kandi Washington isn't supposed to be out here!
Freddy Whoa: Try telling her that. Apparently she didn't get the memo.
Kyle Steel: The team of Drake Knight and Ice .... SWEET ANNIHILATION!!!!
She makes her way to the bottom of the ramp way and turns to her left as she proceeds to the stairs. She struts up the three steel steps as she makes her way alongside the ring apron. She pauses in the middle on the outside apron, staring back at the fans as Drake Knight and Ice stand on both sides of the entrance ramp, at the bottom just gawking at the crowd. She turns back to the ropes and lowers herself under the second rope and steps over the first rope. She stands back up and struts to the middle of the ring, raising her arms above her head as she evilly smirks at the booing crowd as she walks across the ring to the corner. She turns around in the corner and leans against the turnbuckle as she lifts her foot up on the bottom turnbuckle pad. Her theme starts to fade, the lights die down, and her video fades from the screen to blackness. All that can be heard now are the fans boos.
Zach Davis: I don't know what situation this is going to bring about. But Kandi Washington is barred from ringside. Apparently she has decided to ignore that and be out here anyway. This could change the dynamic of the match.
The referee isn't sure what to do about the situation and he shrugs, calling for the bell. Sarah Twilight suddenly emerges from the back, and boy does she look PISSED. She strides down to the ring with a purpose and immediately makes her way toward Kandi Washington. The crowd actually CHEERS this turn of events.
Freddy Whoa: I think that problem is going to be taken care of. You had to know Sarah Twilight wasn't going to let this slide after it was she who said Kandi was not allowed at ringside.
Sarah gets directly in Kandi's face and makes it clear that she is going to leave the ringside area one way or another. Kandi resists and Sarah indicates she will drag the blonde from the ring herself if need be. This draws Drake Knight down from the ring apron and he gets into Sarah's face.
Freddy Whoa: Oh boy ... this can't be good.
Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight not at all intimidated by Drake Knight ... she looks ready to have a go at him just as well!
Sarah does get right into his face and makes it clear who is in charge. As this goes on outside of the ring, Ice remains in her corner, looking down and shaking her head, laughing at the foolishness of her manager. She turns around to fcus on the match and walks RIGHT INTO a HARD kiss from Lilith! ilith sucks the air right out of Ice's lungs and PLANTS her with the spike DDT.
Freddy Whoa: Kiss of Death! Ice had her eyes off the ball and she just got NAILED!
Zach Davis: And we're not done! What the hell is Skittlez doing?
Skittlez makes his way to the top rope and he aims his fist, targeting Ice and DROPS ... NAILING her in the head with the Brick City Bomb. He makes the cover. Ref gets into position.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen, Ice has been eliminated!
Kandi Washington is LIVID outside of the ring and continues to argue with Sarah. Drake Knight makes his way into the ring now, not believing his partner was just eliminated.
Zach Davis: Skittlez elminates Ice ... I don't believe it!
Freddy Whoa: Another Kandi Washington distraction ... this time it backfired on her own team.
Sarah has Kandi removed from ringside as the blonde objects and is visibly upset. Back in the ring, Drake Knight STEAMROLLS over Lilith with a running clothesline that flips her a complete 180 backwards.
Zach Davis: Even without Kandi here, and with being against two on one odds ... this is where Sweet Annihilation has its greatest chance. This Drake Knight is a beast. I don't know how Skittlez OR LIlith will contend with him.
Lilith struggles back to her feet and Drake Knight stays n her, picking her up and taking her halfway across the ring for a running powerslam, asserting his dominance. Meanwhile, Skittlez has retrieved a steel folding chair from outside the ring as he valiantly attempts to come to Lilith's rescue.
Freddy Whoa: Skittlez doing the smartest thing he can ... grabbing a weapon. Some kind of equalizer to stand a chance in there with this monster.
Zach Davis: In this match, it's perfectly legal.
Skittlez again heads to the top rope and jumps off, swinging the chair as hard as he can against Drake Knight's back. Drake barely flinches as well, it was Skittlez who swung the chair at him. He turns around and Skittlez is STUNNED that the chair shot didn't put the big man down.
Freddy Whoa: Run ... Skittlez just run!
Skittlez backs up a bit as Drake starts toward him. And then, out of hope and desperation, Skittlez swings the chair at Drake again! This time aiming for his head. Unfortunately for Skittlez, Drake simply punches the chair which forces it right back into Skittlez and sends the scrawny rapper tumbling to the mat, flopping around.
Zach Davis: And Skittlez was just turned inside out!
Freddy Whoa: This is where it gets really bad ... for Skittlez. I don't wanna watch this again.
Drake is annoyed at the pesky rapper's attempts to hit him with a chair and he has no qualms taking all of his frustrations out on him. Drake collects Skittlez off of the canvas and lifts him up into a two handed chokelift. He laughs, releasing one hand just because he can and he TOSSES Skittlez back against the turnbuckle. Skittlez bounces off HARD and stumbles right into Drake who DEVESTATES him with a tilt-a-whirl slam that is executed with EASE.
Zach Davis: This is shades of what we saw at Revenge. Drake Knight just completely decimating Skittlez.
Freddy Whoa: It just needs to end. The guy weighs a buck eighty, he's not going to be able to withstand much more of this abuse.
Zach Davis: I don't think he's withstanding it now ...
Satisfied that his scrawny rival has been destroyed about enough, Drake decides to end things once again. And for the second time in a week, Skittlez is hauled up and PLANTED with Knight Fall. Drake gets back to his feet and simply steps a foot onto Skittlez as the ref makes his count.
Lilith breaks up the pinfall as she CHARGES Drake, kicking him right in the skull with a jumping kick. Drake is slightly dazed, but not much more than that.
Zach Davis: I don't know if Lilith breaking that up was a good thing ... or a bad thing.
Freddy Whoa: I think Skittlez would have loved to call it a night. But now he's still in this thing ... though I doubt he'll be effective after the beating he just took.
Drake shakes off the slight shock of being kicked in the head suddenly and Lilith grabs him by the throat for a chokeslam!
Zach Davis: What the hell is she thinking?
Of course, he doesn't budge as she is unable to lift him. He just laughs at her and returns the favor, grabbing her by the throat. Though rather than chokeslamming the brunette, he again asserts his power as he uses one hand to SHOVE her back and she is sent careening across the ring into the turnbuckle.
Freddy Whoa: This is definitely going to be bad. I don't think Lilith even knows what she's gotten into.
Zach Davis: Oh boy ...
As Lilith's back hits the turnbuckle HARD, she stumbles forward and Drake delivers a kick to her gut, again laughing as he grabs her and sets up for a Turnbuckle powerbomb.
Freddy Whoa: I can't watch this ...
But as he lifts her for the powerbomb, Lilith reaches down and GRABS hold of his face, digging her nails in! Drake immediately lets go and moves his hands to his face to pry her off.
Zach Davis: DEATH GRIP!!!
Drake, being much stronger than Lilith grabs hold of her wrist and uses both of his hands to pry her off of him. He starts to pry her grip away, but she just digs in harder. Now, back on her own two feet she reaches her OTHER hand in and applies another grip on his face!
Freddy Whoa: That's a double right there! Drake is a massively powerful guy, but she's sunk in like a damn pitbull! Can he pry her off?
Zach Davis: This might be her only chance! Can she do this?
Drake grabs each one of her wrists with a hand of his own and as he winces in agony as she rips apart the flesh on his face, he does manage to pry one of her hands away from him.
Freddy Whoa: He's just way to powerful. I know she pulled a chunk of him off with that though.
Drake now uses both hands to begin to pry away her other hand from his face. But, before he can do so, she uses her free hand and applies her Death Grip ... to his GROIN!!!
Zach Davis: Uggghhhhhhhh!
Both Zack and Freddy CRINGE as does every male in attendance as Lilith now has the Death Grip applied not only to his face ... but to his testicles and it is all legal in this match. Drake has no choice but to tap out as the most sensitive part of his entire body is crushed and ripped at relentlessly. The bell rings.
Kyle Steel: Drake Knight has been eliminated! Therefore, the winners of this match .... the team of Skittlez and Lilith!!!!
Drake collapses in the ring, clutching his groin, ignoring his bloodied face as Lilith finally releases her grip.
Freddy Whoa: That is one dangerous woman ... since returning here to WCF she's been on fire. But just look at the list of people she's dropped. She just took a beast and humbled that man. This is one woman you do NOT want to agitate.
Zach Davis: That Death Grip is certainly one of the most deadly weapons we've ever seen here in WCF. Now, they may be just one Death Grip away from earning a shot at the WCF Tag Team Championships! Wow!
Adrian Archer vs Damian Kaine
Zach Davis: Our next matchup is a personal one. For the past month, the Purge has been strong. However, two weeks ago on Slam, Adrian Archer turned his back on his partner, and completely changed face.
Freddy Whoa: Truth be told, Zach, I like Archer’s new persona. I find it simply… Magnificent!
Zach Davis: I don’t know if I’d go that far, but it’s certainly something. I-
The arena goes dark...
A BOOMING VOICE COMES OVER THE LOUDSPEAKERS..
Strobe lights flash as "Dance Floor Anthem" by Good Charlotte kicks in..At the same time, a dark figure is slowly brought up from underneath the entryway via hydraulic lift...His arms and head are raised to the sky....When he reaches the ramp level..The song hits its epic tempo and Adrian Archer is revealed..
House lights kicking on..the video package on the big screen behind him shows scenes of Adrian, dressed in a suit, enjoying the company of exotic women from around the world in exotic locales..A shower of golden sparks from either side..Close up to his Magnificent smile behind the shower of sparks looking directly into the viewer's face…
Kyle Steel: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in tonight at 220 pounds! From the City of Angels! The Self Proclaimed “Magnificent Bastard,” Adrian Archer!
Adrian walks to the ring, arms and head still raised, does a turn...He then reaches the apron, turns to face the entrance ramp with another shower of golden sparks from either turnbuckle, arms still raised, eyes closed, reveling in his Magnificence..
After that, he steps between the ropes and gives his opponent a smirk while he gets ready for battle.
Kyle Steel: And His opponent, weighing in tonight at 165 pounds. He hails from Statesboro, Georgia! Damian Kaine!
Five Finger Death Punch's cover of "Bad Company" plays over the speakers.
As the guitar opening plays, Damian slowly walks out.
"Company... Always on the run."
Damian falls to his knees, head bowed and hands brought together.
"Destiny.... Oh, it's the rising sun!"
He looks up the sky, arms out spread.
"I was born, a shotgun in my hand."
He makes finger-pistols toward the ring, staring down at the Davis and Whoa.
"Behind this gun, I'll make my final stand.. Yeah. That's why they call me...."
He stands up, head bowed.
He flips off his hood, and looks out to the crowd. He smirks, and runs to the ring, leaping to the apron, and grabbing the top rope, hooking his arm around it. He stares deep into Archer's eyes and smiles, maniacally. He gets into the ring and sheds his jean jacket and shirt, then gets in his corner.
Davis: A brand new entrance and look from these two former brothers.
Whoa: A lot has happened in the past couple of weeks Zach.
The two circle the ring, Adrian’s arrogance radiating off of him like heat from a stove. He walks to the center of the ring and puts his hands behind his back. He leans forward, as if giving Kaine a free shot.
Kaine walks up and looks up at Archer. He smirks and attempts to take the shot.
Adrian blocks it and clocks Kaine on the chin.
While Kaine is down, Adrian kicks at him, hard. The referee tries to get Archer off of Kaine.
The ref talks to Archer. Archer just smirks.
He knocks the ref out of the way and goes to pick up Kaine. Kaine elbows him in the gut and slides between his legs.
Kaine bounces off the ropes and, bringing his knees up, nails Archer in the back, sending him tumbling to the outside.
Kaine sees this, and bounces off the opposite ropes again, executing a suicide dive on Archer.
The two tumble to the barely matted concrete.
The referee starts the count out:
Archer gets to his feet. Kaine is at a knee.
Kaine is up now, and he runs into the ring. Archer follows.
Kaine tries to hit a quick superkick as Archer gets up, but he grabs the leg and nails Kaine right in the crotch. The referee yells at Archer but he simply ignores it. He banters to the crowd.
“Behold the bastard!”
Kaine is pulling himself up into a corner, as the ref checks on him.
Archer turns to see this, and goes for a splash on Kaine. Kaine grabs the ref’s sleeve and pulls him in the way just as all 220 pounds of Archer comes down. The referee tumbles to the mat. Kaine climbs to the outside, near the commentary desk. He yells at Steele to get up, and grabs his chair, before getting in the ring.
Kaine swings the chair at Archer, but Archer blocks it. He steals the chair from Kaine’s hands and slaps it across Kaine’s back. Kaine falls flat to the matt.
Archer takes the time to taunt, spreading his arms wide and basking in his magnificence. Just at this time, Kaine and the referee begin to stir. Kaine is the first to his feet.
Quickly thinking, Archer smacks the mat, and tosses the chair to Kaine, before fainting to the ground.
The referee is fully awake now. He looks at Kaine, holding the chair. He looks at Adrian, laid out across the mat. He calls for the bell!
Kyle Steel: And the winner of this match, by way of Disqualification, The Magnificent Bastard, Adrian Archer!
Freddie Whoa: That Magnificent Bas-
The lights go out.
On the titantron, security cam footage of the fire that Damian set is played, from a different angle than originally shown. This shows the young girl getting up stress free from her “restraints” and running out of the building before a small fire is set at the opposite side..
After the footage is up, the lights come back on and the same young girl appears on the screen.
Girl: Hey, Dad!
At this point, Archer is off of the ground, and looking up at the titantron.
Girl: Just thought I’d take a bit of time to tell you I’m not dead. Oh, and fuck you. Well, i think that’s it, for now. We’ll catch up later. You might wanna turn around now.
He turns around to a boot in the face from Kaine.
Kaine grabs a mic from Steele.
Damian Kaine: Adrian! At Slam, you stab me in the back. At Revenge, you walk out. Well, that ain’t happening any more. I say this: WAR is three weeks away. I want you and I, one on one. In a Hardcore Cage Match. Come Prepared.
Zach Davis: This feud has gotten more than personal. War only has so many singles matches, will this be allowed?!
Freddy Whoa: Time will tell!
Television Title Match
Thomas Uriel Bates vs Mystery Opponent
“Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band blares over the PA system as the titron begins showing clips of Thomas Uriel Bates riding his motorcycle along a deserted highway, then images of previous matches against legends and superstars of the WCF, ending with him holding the WCF World Championship in the air at WCF Revenge. As the video continues to play, Thomas Uriel Bates steps out to the stage wearing a three-piece blue suit rather than his wrestling attire, and holding the WCF World Championship and WCF Television Championship on his shoulders.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at four hundred and thirty pounds and standing at six foot, nine inches. From Huntsville, Alabama, the Mountain of WCF, the WCF Television Champion and the WCF World Champion; Thomas Uriel Bates!
Bates walks down to the ring, walks up the steps, and moves to the center of the apron. He looks out to the crowd as he steps over the top rope and enters the ring. He grabs a microphone from Kyle Steel and addresses the crowd.
Thomas Uriel Bates: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that there is no mystery opponent tonight. I have no opponent tonight, as I have an important announcement regarding the WCF Television Championship.
He takes the Television title and holds it above his head.
Thomas Uriel Bates: This is a prestigious title. Many legends in the WCF have held it. It is the starting point to incredible legacies, and is a pathway to the World Championship itself. It is a demanding title, requiring dedication from its champion. Night after night you must defend this title, no matter your condition. If you’ve a few bruises, too bad. If you’re cut open, too bad. If you’ve got a few broken bones, too bad. If you’re going to be the WCF Television Champion, you have to earn it each and every single week.
That locker room is full of potential champions. Reliable talents, veterans, and new stars looking to shine brightly and make their own mark in the history of the WCF. If I were to unify the Television Championship with the World title, I feel I would be doing it, and the locker room, a disservice. Therefore, the winner of the Television Championship Battle Royal will not be getting a Television Championship Contendership.
The fans erupt with boos. Bates waits a moment, then motions for them to settle down.
Thomas Uriel Bates: Instead, the winner of the Battle Royal will become the new WCF Television Champion!
The fans explode with cheers as Bates hands the referee the Television title.
Thomas Uriel Bates: To the contestants of the WCF Television Championship Battle Royal; good luck, and may the best man win.
Bates hands Kyle Steel the microphone back and turns to leave the ring as the fans continue to cheer loudly.
Television Title Contendership Battle Royal
Psychopomp vs Jason O'Neal vs Chaos vs Oblivion vs Doc Henry vs Lester Parish vs Massaker vs Zombie McMorris vs Gemini Battle
As we return to Slam, all of the competitors for the Television Championship Battle Royal are in the ring.
Zach Davis: What a turn of events! Now, after Thomas Bates has VACATED the WCF Television Championship ... the winner of this battle royal will BE the new champion!
Freddy Whoa: Anything can happen and now these men all have a HUGE opportunity. Even moreso than they imagined at the start of the night.
The bell is rung and it seems everyone is ready to get started as they begin circling each other. ZMAC however has no qualms whatsoever with just jumping in and he immediately starts taking it to Jason O'Neal with some hard fists. Oblivion also doesn't seem to have any trouble getting things kicked off as he rushes at Lester Parish, flooring him with a running big boot! Psychopomp and Doc Henry decide for the moment, to work together and they begin by backing Massaker into the corner and taking turns sending hard kicks at him. Gemini Battle ties up with Chaos, and takes him over with a hip throw.
Zach Davis: Pure carnage right offf the bat. It's hard to keep up with all the action in the ring.
Freddy Whoa: That's the thing about battle royals. You have to be in the right place at the right time and avoid being thrown over. There's just so much going on, you have to pick your spots.
Oblivion hauls Parish to his feet and wastes no time in launching him up and over with a tiger suplex. Lester crashes into the mat hard and Oblivion remains in control of him. ZMAC has O'Neal forced into the corner now and is unlooading a fury of punches at the man. McMorris like a crazed lunatic ... literally as he fires off shot after shot. Meanwhile in another corner of the ring, Chaos has gained the uper hand with Gemini and takes him down with a powerful body slam. Massaker headbutts Doc Henry a few times, face mushing him to back him off and proceeds to start trading blows with Psychopomp.
Freddy Whoa: This thing has escalated right off the bat. But look at Doc, he's decided to huddle himself up in a corner and let everyone else battle it out. So much for working with Pomp.
Zach Davis: Indeed, if he lets the rest of them wear each other out, he's in prime position to win this thing.
Chaos with a huge leg drop on Gemini, keeping the fight to him. Parish is hauled back up to his feet by Oblivion and sent into the ropes for an Irish whip. On the return ... dropkick! Oblivion goes down. Lester like a flash of lightning into the ropes again and a Hurricarrana on the return as Oblivion makes it halfway up. Parish waits ... waits and DDT onto the monster. Parish turns and NAILS Psychopomp, NAILS Massaker and is picking up momentum. Lester Parish is on fire and he rushes into the ropes again ONLY to be clotheslined into a full 360 degree spin by ZMAC! McMorris begins putting the boots to Parish as vicious as ever. ZMAC's assault is cut short as he is hammered with an axe handle from behind by Jason O'Neal. Jason now with some hard shots to the ribs with his knees and ZMAC is taking a beating. O'Neal with one final knee lift and he immediately grabs McMorris for an overhead belly to belly. ZMAC crashes into the canvas and stumbles back up purely out of the momentum. O'Neal stays on him as the two men are against the ropes. Jason with some clubbing fists into ZMAC's stomach.
Zach Davis: Jason O'Neal taking it to the veteran!
Freddy Whoa: ZMAC dangerously teetering against those ropes. But who's going to be the first to go? You can almost feel it's gonna happen soon.
It appears as though Oblivion heard that call as he grabs hold of Chaos as he was busy with Gemini. Chaos immediately starts firing off shots at Obi, trying to get out of the predicament. But Oblivion doesn't hesitate, he clotheslines Chaos over the top and he tumbles out backwards, hitting the floor.
Zach Davis: Chaos is the first to go. Oblivion picking up some momentum with that elimination.
Feddy Whoa: This also makes him a target. Oblivion is one of the largest, and most dangerous men in this match.
Here comes Lester Parish as he dives with a cross body at both Oblivion and ZMAC who ... easily catch him. They look at each other briefly before launching him in the air and stepping back. Parish crashes with a BELLY FLOP on the canvas.
The beating is short lived however as ZMAC is spear tackled nearly in HALF by O'Neal who rushes him out of the corner. Gemini Battle also comes out of the corner with a clothesline to Oblivion. Lester is still down and out. Jason is taking it to ZMAC and Gemini hauls Oblivion to his feet. He sends him now into the turnbuckle with a HARD Irish whip. Meanwhile, Massaker FLOORS Psychopomp with a HARD spinebuster.
Zach Davis: Business has picked up here! Bodies everywhere. This shows you how important Championship gold is to every one of these competitors.
Out of nowhere now, Lester Parish who had come back to his feet with a full head of steam as he rushes at Oblivion with a devastating shoulder tackle. But he moves out of the way and he COLLIDES with the ring post. As he staggers backward, clutching his wounded limb, Doc Henry decides to pick his spot and he THROWS Parish over the top rope. Lester hits the floor and is eliminated.
Freddy Whoa: And Doc Henry decides now is his opportunity. Lester Parish is gone. The numbers starting to thin out.
Zach Davis: The less people in the ring, the better your chances are.
Doc turns around after eliminating Parish to be DOUBLE clotheslined over the top by ZMAC and Oblivion. But that partnership dissolves immediately as ZMAC suddenly turns on Oblivion and dumps him over the top! The monster lands on his feet and is PISSED. He reaches up and GRABS ZMAC by the throat, trying to pull him over. ZMAC punches at Oblivion's hand and manages to release the monster's grip. He turns back around and is BLASTED by a big boot from Massaker who sends McMorris over the top rope. Oblivion and McMorris proceed to brawl outside the ring.
Zach Davis: Three eliminations just like that! Doc Henry gone, Oblivion gone, and ZMAC is gone!
Freddy Whoa: This is how unpredictable a Battle Royal is! You almost have to have eyes in the back of your head.
O'Neal and Gemini are still battling it out, and Massaker is hung up on the rope with his leg after that FURIOUS big boot to ZMAC. This allows Psychopomp an opportunity and he dumps Massaker over the ropes!
Zach Davis: And ANOTHER elimination!
Freddy Whoa: Looks like we're only going to be down to three. They're cleaning house.
As Pomp eliminates Massaker, Gemini Battle gets the drop on Jason O'Neal, downing him with a DDT. Pomp is up on the top rope now, taking a risk and he leaps off with a 360.
Freddy Whoa: The Sacrament! What a risk!
Zach Davis: What a payoff!
He CRASHES onto Jason O'Neal with the legdrop and as he does, he is quickly grabbed by the head courtesy of Gemini Battle who runs him to the ropes and uses the momentum to toss him over. Psychopomp slaps the mats outside in disappointment.
Freddy Whoa: We're down to two! This is intense!
Zach Davis: Jason O'Neal is out of it and Gemini Battle is in prime position!
Gemini heads over and collects Jason from the canvas, but as he does, O'Neal pops up out of nowhere with a superkick!
Zach Davis: THE SENSATION! Jason O'Neal with the upset here! Battle is out of it!
Freddy Whoa: All he has to do is get him over the ropes!
O'Neal drags Gemini to the ropes and struggles hauling him up. He eventually manages to get him onto the top rope, and begins pushing him out.
Zach Davis: Gemini teetering on that top rope, and he's pretty out of it after having his face kicked off!
Freddy Whoa: How much longer can he hang on?
Gemini wraps himself onto the top rope to avoid being pushed out. Jason just continues to try and force him over. Battle grabs hold of Jason and starts pulling him over with him. Eventually both men are over the rope and are on the apron. They make it to their feet and start trading punches.
Zach Davis: Now both men in a precarious situation on the ring apron. This is NOT where either of them want to be.
Freddy Whoa: It's any man's match now. Damn they need to get back in the ring.
Gemini gets the upper hand in the fist trade off. O'Neal takes a step back and he suddenly fires off ANOTHER superkick!
Zach Davis: ...
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
But Gemini ducks it and grabs O'Neal from behind ... GOD'S PARADOX RIGHT ONTO THE RING APRON! O'Neal's back CRASHES into Gemini's knees as he is pulled down. He rolls off and hits the floor on the outside. Gemini sways down over the apron ALMOST touching the floor but manages to grab hold of the ropes and pull himself back into the ring under the bottom rope. The bell rings.
Kyle Steel: Here is your winner and the NEW WCF Television Champion .... GEMINI BATTLE!!!
Zach Davis: WHAT A MATCH! A HARD fought victory tonight by Gemini Battle.
Freddy Whoa: With bodies flying everywhere, Gemini Battle hangs on and ends up as the brand new Television Champ. What a night!
Corey Black vs Danny Anderson
"The Way of Vikings" by Amon Amarth hits the PA as the lights drop and purple lights illuminate the arena. A few moments later Corey Black emerges from the backstage area wearing a black leather vest and with Nikki Venus by his side. The crowd cheers along with great appreciation as Corey and Nikki make their way to the ring. Black slides in while Nikki takes her place in his corner on the floor. Corey drops his vest to her and simply waits in the corner as the crowd cheers.
Zach Davis: Here comes Corey Black. We learned at Revenge that he's gunning for Thomas Uriel Bates. That said, he was after the Television Title, which has now been won by Gemini Battle.
Freddy Whoa: A lot of people naturally assumed we'd be getting Gemini Battle versus Thomas Uriel Bates at War, but that sure seems to be in doubt now. At any rate, Corey has been booked against Danny Anderson here - Bates' old DRG partner.
Zach Davis: To what end? Corey isn't an active competitor - what is he even doing here?
"Destruction Overdrive" by Black Label Society hits the P.A. System and the lights flicker in accordance while the tune plays through the airwaves. Danny Anderson walks out onto the stage and adjusts his wrist tape before sprinting down the ramp as his theme song picks up.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at a two-hundred forty five pounds, he is The Anarchist...DANNY AN-DURR-SON?!!?!?
The Heavy Metal Maniac looks out into the WCF Galaxy who greets him with a mixed reaction. Danny responds with a grin before walking up the ring steps onto the apron. He dusts his feet off and then enters through the ropes. Once in the ring he cracks his knuckles and smiles crazy style playing to the crowd one last time before preparing for the match.
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: Here we go-
Before Zach can finish his sentence, Corey rushes Danny, hitting several clubbing elbow shots in the corner. Anderson blocks them the best he can and boots Corey away. Anderson takes a moment to rest after doing so which is a mistake - Corey runs at him and executes a Yakuza Kick!
Freddy Whoa: Vicious.
Danny Anderson stumbles out from the corner and Corey captures him and executes a T-Bone Suplex. As Anderson hits the mat writhing in pain he takes one brief moment to, uncharacteristically, play to the crowd. He raises his arms and yells.
Corey Black: KING! OF! ALL! WRESTLERS!
Mixed reaction from the crowd. Corey goes for the pin.
No!, Anderson kicks out.
Zach Davis: Corey Black has really reinvigorated himself recently. He could say the he's accomplished all there is to accomplish - up until the King of the Deathmatch tournament, which he went balls to the wall to win. He's a new man, Freddy.
Corey cockily kicks at Danny Anderson who shrugs off the ineffective strikes. Corey lifts Anderson up again in the corner and goes for another elbow strike but Anderson ducks away from it and the crowd cheers!, Anderson hits a series of rights and lefts before grabbing CD's head. He jumps up onto the turnbuckle and then flies off with a Tornado DDT-
Freddy Whoa: No!, Anderson lands - CD reverses it into a Northern Lights Suplex into the corner!
CD reverses the Tornado DDT attempt at a vicious Northern Lights Suplex, spiking Anderson's body hard into the corner. CD rolls away and runs at Anderson and hits a Machine Gun Dropkick. CD pulls Anderson into the middle of the ring and pins him.
No!, Anderson kicks out.
Zach Davis: Danny Anderson has struggled to make the kind of impact he wants to here in the WCF, despite being a near constant presence. Knocking off Corey Black here could really give him some headway in that regard.
Freddy Whoa: That said, Corey Black just fought through how many matches in a row... how many DEATHMATCHES in a row? And he's challenged Thomas Uriel Bates to a deathmatch!?
Corey lifts Anderson up but Anderson shoves him away. Corey runs at him and gets a kick to the gut followed by a Brainbuster!
Zach Davis: BUSTAHBOMB!
Anderson rolls away and goes to the top.
Freddy Whoa: Danny Anderson is going high risk now, he's got no choice..
Anderson flies off the top Red Light Special!, but Corey rolls away at the last second. Corey hits the ropes and as Anderson gets up Corey runs at him and hits a Roaring Elbow!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Anderson doesn't go down!, Corey Black backs himself into the ropes and runs at him one more time.
Zach Davis: BATES' BOOT!
The crowd boos as Corey grins. He drops down and pins Anderson, hooking the leg.
Freddy Whoa: And there you have it.
The King of All Wrestlers stands up and gets his arm raised, kicking Anderson out of the ring, much to the chagrin of the crowd.
Zach Davis: As far as I'm concerned, if this man wants Thomas Uriel Bates, he should really earn his shot.
Freddy Whoa: What do you call the King of the Deathmatch Tournament, Zach!?
Zach Davis: Well.. just listen to the fans.
The fans boo as Corey exits the ring.
Mikey eXtreme vs Teddy Blaze vs CJ Phoenix vs Kevin Bishop
Kyle Steel: The following contest is the Main Event of the evening, and it is a Fatal Four Way match scheduled for one fall!
The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on a group of people in black hoods and Plague doctor masks, as the lights beam down on them, the move away to reveal The Plague Kevin Bishop holding out his arms taking in the roar of the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from New York, New York, weighing in at 245lbs, he is the WCF People's Champion, "THE PLAGUE" KEVIN BISHOP!
He wears his black studded leather vest and his hair drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp with the fans reaching out to him. Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second with a grin on his face as he takes in the roaring of the crowd. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring. He makes his way to the far corner and awaits his opponents.
The Crowd explodes as a pounding drum beat echoes throughout the arena, signalling the arrive of Teddy Blaze! The lights drop, enveloping the arena in darkness as they turn towards the entrance ramp.
With a crescendo and a burst of flame, Blaze appears before them, holding his hands out over his head and bathing in the applause.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 188lbs, he is the WCF Internet Champion, TEDDY BLAZE!
He takes a deep bow and walks towards the ring, waving to the fans along the way. He wears an almost cocky grin as he rolls between the ropes, offering his opponent an extended handshake before shrugging and walking to the turnbuckle.
He holds his arms over his head and yells out "WCF Forever!" as he does so, eliciting a cheer from the audience as the music reaches its zenith. He turns and steps back into the ring, waiting for the bell.
"Re-education Through Labor" begins to play as the cameras pan through the crowd. Then, 13 seconds into the song, Phoenix runs out onto the stage as the beat drops.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, weighing in at 205lbs, he is the WCF Alpha Champion, CJ PHOENIX!
He stretches his arms out as he looks at the crowd before running down the ramp with his arms stretched out and flames following him on each side until he reaches the end of the ramp. He slides into the ring and runs up one of the turnbuckles. He then does a cross sign with his hands before pointing upward and hopping off the turnbuckle into the ring.
The lights begin to slowly go off, section by section, until the arena is completely black. "Get Born Again" by Alice in Chains blares over the PA system as the lights on the stage begin to slowly flash on and off. Mikey eXtreme steps out onto the stage with his arms held out and his head titled back as he looks to the ceiling. Vidalia and Freakshow flank him as they make their way ringside.
Kyle Steel: Making his way down to the ring being accompanied by Vidalia and Freakshow, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at 225 lbs, Mikey eXtreme!
Mikey ignores the fans trying to reach out to touch him. He throws the kendo stick into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, crawling to the corner where he sits laughing and rocking back and forth. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Mikey's opponents as Vidalia whispers some kind of plan into Mikey's ear.
Zach Davis: All four competitors in the ring now as we're about to get this one underway.
*DING DING DING*
Zach Davis: And here we go! Phoenix and Bishop going after each other immediately! Trading shots back and forth! The animosity between these two showing early in this one!
Freddy Whoa: That's right, Zach. Meanwhile, Teddy Blaze just connected on a beautiful roundhouse kick to Mikey eXtreme. Mikey's staggering. Teddy looking to capitalize...but he gets taken down by a clothesline from the holder of the last entry spot in this year's War match.
Mikey stomps on the Internet Champion a few times before turning his attention to his other two opponents. Kevin Bishop has CJ Phoenix in the corner when he suddenly crashes into CJ due to a dropkick from Mikey. As The Plague is stumbling backwards, eXtreme hits Phoenix with a DDT.
Freddy Whoa: Nice move there from Mikey eXtreme, and Teddy Blaze with the roll up on Bishop, trying to steal this one early!
Zach Davis: The former People's Champ tried to capitalize on the chaos of a Fatal Four Way match by catching the current People's Champ off guard.
Freddy Whoa: And now Blaze with the elbow strikes to the face of Bishop, hammering away at him. Wait a minute! The Plague caught the arm, and now he's got Teddy in the bridging arm triangle choke!
Zach Davis: We could see a tap out right here! Ohh! Maybe not as Mikey eXtreme breaks up the hold.
eXtreme goes after Bishop and Phoenix is slowly getting to his feet. Mikey attempts to Irish Whip Kevin into the corner, but it's countered and it's Mikey eXtreme who hits the turnbuckle. This gives Teddy the opening he needs to attempt a cross body, but he's caught in midair by The Plague. Mikey attempts to DDT CJ, but it gets countered. CJ Phoenix grabs Mikey's leg and executes an exploder suplex. At the same time, Kevin Bishop executes his own exploder suplex, throwing Blaze into eXtreme. This gains a roar from the crowd.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Teddy Blaze and Mikey eXtreme collided in the air, and Phoenix and Bishop are just now realizing what happened!
Zach Davis: I don't think they intended to do that, Freddy.
Freddy Whoa: Neither do I, Zach. And now it's CJ Phoenix in control as he hits Kevin Bishop with an enziguri. He looks at eXtreme...and hits a standing moonsault. He's going for the pin!
Zach Davis: A kickout at two by Mikey eXtreme. He's still got plenty left in the tank.
Freddy Whoa: Phoenix back to his feet, and brought down by a cross body from Teddy Blaze! Both men back up. Phoenix going for an Irish Whip, countered, whoa!
Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop just nailed CJ Phoenix with The Black Death!
Teddy Blaze doesn't give Bishop the chance to attempt a pin, however, as he immediately hits him with a running DDT.
Zach Davis: Blaze pinning Phoenix, trying again to take advantage of the match he's in!
Freddy Whoa: Not quite enough to put CJ Phoenix away as he got the shoulder up.
Teddy gets up and makes his way to one of the corners. He looks at his opponents as the fans start to get amped up, waiting to see who gets up first.
Zach Davis: Teddy looks like he's about to go for the Blazing Knee.
Freddy Whoa: Indeed he is, and Mikey eXtreme is starting to get up. Blaze sees him. He lines up. He goes for it. Whoa!
Zach Davis: X Marks the Spot! Mikey eXtreme with a perfectly timed strike! Cover!
Freddy Whoa: Teddy Blaze gets the shoulder up at the last second. Now it's Bishop and eXtreme getting up.
The two exchange a series of stiff shots and occasional counters. Mikey attempts a grapple, but Kevin ducks around him and hits him with multiple German suplexes. However, after connecting on the first two, eXtreme barely manages to land on his feet after the last one. As The Plague gets up after releasing Mikey, he gets leveled by a Spear from CJ Phoenix that riles up a pop from the WCF Galaxy. But before he could drop down for a pin attempt, Mikey eXtreme lifts CJ Phoenix to his feet before knocking him back down with a clothesline. He then ascends the ropes and hits Kevin Bishop with a diving leg drop and follows it up by hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: Bishop hangs on as he just beats the ref's count.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy's back on his feet.
Zach Davis: I don't think Mikey sees him...Blazing Knee! Teddy Blaze connects! Everyone else is down except for the fans who are on their feet! This has got to be it! Blaze goes for the pin on Mikey eXtreme!
Zach Davis: You've got to be kidding me! How did Mikey eXtreme kick out of that!? I don't believe it, and neither does Teddy Blaze!
Teddy lays on the ring mat in disbelief.
Crowd: WCF! WCF! WCF!
Each of the four men begin crawling away from each other and towards the turnbuckles. All of them are too fatigued to stand straight up, and it shows as they slowly try to use the turnbuckles to help them get to their feet.
Freddy Whoa: This is what the WCF is all about! It's about great matches like these that go down to the last move.
The crowd starts to cheer as the competitors are each leaning on a turnbuckle while looking at each other.
Zach Davis: Listen to the WCF Galaxy! They are loving this match, and they, just like the four men in the ring, know that this is where it all comes down to that last move. Which one of these guys will continue to build off of their momentum from Revenge!? Who's going to take that next step tonight and get that much closer to the top tier of this business?
Freddy Whoa: After what these guys put each other through, it's safe to say that they've proven themselves tonight. However, one of them is about to prove himself just a little bit more!
Mikey eXtreme roars and is the first to move, he charges Kevin Bishop; but he gets an Exploder Suplex into the turnbuckle. He holds his back and rolls out. Phoenix charges Bishop next; Bishop throws him right out of the ring. Blaze is next and Bishop sidesteps him too; he boots him in the back before clutching him.
Zach Davis: Butterfly Suplex!... you know what's coming...
Freddy Whoa: THE INEVITABLE DEATH NAIL!
Bishop pins Blaze.
Zach Davis: TEDDY BLAZE PINNED BY THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!
Bishop rolls away and gets to his feet as Blaze rolls out of the ring. He looks down at CJ Phoenix, looks down at Mikey eXtreme, and raises his People's Title high in the air.
Freddy Whoa: We know that War is soon, we know who our Champions are... And we now know which Champion stands the tallest, and that man is Kevin Bishop.
From ringside, FPV stares at Bishop and continues to take a few more notes before leaving. Bishop yells towards FPV, who ignores him. Bishop then takes his People's Title and climbs up onto the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Nothing separates the boys from the men like War does, and Kevin Bishop has, here tonight, established himself as a favorite. Will Bishop head to One to challenge the World Champion?
Freddy Whoa: Time will tell, Zach. Time will tell.
One Last Segment
Zach Davis: And that's it, folks! We'll see you next week on...
The lights in the arena go out. Zach is cut off mid sentence. "The Way of Vikings" by Amon Amarth is playing once again, signaling the arrival - for the second time - of Corey Black. Purple lights swirl and Corey walks out alone, wearing jeans and a black t-shirt. Corey walks down to the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope, as he calls for a mic the lights come back up and the song stops. A stagehand gives CD the mic. Corey taps it, checking to see if it is on.
Corey Black: What a strange turn of events tonight turned out to be. I had every intention of standing in this ring and asking Thomas Bates for that Television Title match at War. But, as WCF usually goes, a wrench was thrown in that plan. What's a guy to do, you know? Challenge the new champion? Eh.. I don't know.
The crowd begins chanting 'no! no! no!'
Corey Black: Yeah, you're right, Bates - get down here!
As if on cue, “Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band blares over the PA system as the titron begins showing clips of Thomas Uriel Bates riding his motorcycle along a deserted highway, then images of previous matches against legends and superstars of the WCF, ending with him holding the WCF World Championship in the air at WCF Revenge. As the video continues to play, Thomas Uriel Bates steps out to the stage wearing a three-piece blue suit and holding the WCF World Championship on his shoulder. Bates glares down at the ring, staring intensely at Corey Black as he walks to the ring. He arrives at the ring, walks up the steps, and steps to the center of the apron. With his eyes centered on Corey Black, he steps over the top rope and enters the ring. He steps over to Corey Black, and stares down at him as the two stand face to face.
Corey Black: I'm going to be totally honest, I'm surprised you're out here. You knew I wanted a Television Title match for winning the King of the Deathmatch Tournament. You knew well and good that I was coming for you. But then.. you give the belt up. No longer are you TV and World Champion, instead you drop the TV Title in an effort to duck me.
Crowd 'oooh's, unsure of exactly how to respond to this moment.
Corey Black: How convenient it is. You can't beat me, Thomas, and you know it. Instead of trying - and failing - you do the only thing you CAN do to avoid me. What do you have to say for yourself?
Thomas Uriel Bates: Who do you think you are?
The crowd ‘ooh’s, shocked at the comment. Corey starts to respond, but Bates holds up his index finger.
Thomas Uriel Bates: I’ll tell you who you are. You’re Corey Black. You’re the Creeping Death. You’re a WCF Legend, a member of the WCF Hall of Fame. You’ve had seventeen title reigns here, and five of them are for the World Championship. You’re a Triple Crown Champion, and a Grand Slam Champion. Corey, the WCF wouldn’t even exist today without you.
Corey seems a bit shocked, but Bates continues.
Thomas Uriel Bates: I’m not giving up the Television Championship in an effort to avoid you. I’m not unifying the two titles because I truly feel that the WCF locker room is full of great talent that can take the Television division to new heights. I’m not giving you a Television Championship match at War; I’m giving you a World Championship match at War.
With the crowd going nuts, Corey Black nods and drops the microphone. He goes to exit the ring, but as he reaches for the ropes, he springboards off and flies back at Thomas Bates hooking him in a spinning DDT! NO! Thomas Bates is too strong, he counters it! Bates throws CD into the air a good six feet, Corey lands on his feet by the ropes AND HE IS HIT WITH THE BATES BOOT! BATES BOOT! IT SENDS COREY BLACK SOARING THROUGH THE AIR, OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR! WHAT IMPACT! Corey is writhing on the ground, holding whatever he can get his hands on as Thomas Bates stands in the ring, holding the World Championship over the ropes at Corey as Slam fades to black!