Live from the Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu, Hawaii

Slam Intro

Slam opens with a burst of pyrotechnics as the camera sweeps over the Hawaiian crowd inside the Stan Sheriff Center. The camera cuts to the announcers’ desk where Zach Davis and Freddy Woah face the camera.

Zach Davis: Welcome to another edition of Sunday Night Slam! This is the first show following WAR, and it has burn a turbulent week, hasn’t it Freddy?

Freddy Woah: You can say that again, Zach. We have new our first King of All Media, a new WCF World Heavyweight Champion, and - of course - a new Number One Contender heading towards ONE. But perhaps the most shocking moment of the night wasn’t the outcome of the title match or even WAR but what followed it.

The show cuts to a black and white video: the final moments of WAR.


The referee drops to the matt as Joey Flash hooks Omega’s leg.

Referee: One!... Two!... Three!

The bell rings as “Mile Zero” by Periphery hits the P.A. as confetti begins to fall on the ring. Flash stands up, wiping sweat from his face as the ref raises his hand. Jared Holmes and Johnny Rabid slide into the ring, standing by his side to embrace him in celebration. Suddenly, the camera shifts to the stage: out runs Wade Moor. And David Sanchez. And Zombie McMorris. And Dune.

Zach Davis: Seriously. Someone stop this. Who else?!

“Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band hits as the crowd goes wild. Thomas Bates steps out onto the stage, followed by Zero Tolerance.

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES THOMAS URIEL BATES!... And he’s got Zero Tolerance backing him!

As the two groups hit it off, “Mysterious Pantheon Theme” hits the PA to the roar of the crowd. The groups turn as Corey Black and Jayson Price walk out onto the stage. It cuts to them climbing into the ring.


Corey Black steps forward, going to toe-to-toe with Joey Flash. Suddenly, Black turns to face Bates, a smile creeping across the face of the new WCF Champion. Price offers a hand to Flash. Shock hits the face of Thomas Bates.

Freddy Whoa: What… are we witnessing?

“The Mysterious Pantheon Theme” hits as Rabid and Moor lift Flash on their shoulders and Black lifts the title.

Freddy Whoa: Corey Black and Joey Flash have come together to reform Wrestling’s Mightiest Stable… they aren’t invaders, they aren’t #BeachKrew, they’re fucking Pantheon.

Dramatic music plays as images of a smirking Joey Flash, a triumphant Corey Black, and an enraged Thomas Uriel Bates flash across the screen. Back in the arena, “Mysterious Pantheon Theme” hits the P.A. to a chorus of boos.

Zach Davis: And here they are. For their explanation.

Freddy Whoa: It’s the least Corey Black owes us.

Corey Black walks out through the curtain, the WCF World Heavyweight Championship draped over his shoulders. By his side are Joey Flash and Jayson Price. Following shortly behind them is the group of Jared Holmes, Wade Moor, David Sanchez, and Johnny Rabid. In the back trail Dune and Zombie McMorris, a sneer across the face of the Honey Badger and a quiet look of intensity in the eyes of the Firestarter. The group moves as a unit to the ring, sliding in as Black and Flash ascend the stairs before ducking through the ropes. Standing in the middle of the ring, Black raises the title as Flash raises triumphant fists. The crowd explodes in a chorus of boos as the other seven men applaud. The music dies out as the Champion raises a microphone to his mouth.

Corey Black: What did you think was going to happen? That I was going to just stand by and see Bates and his DRG cancer spread through this company until it was a corpse? Who has stood for this Federation time and time again? Who has fought for it's name? Run it's office? Protected it's legacy? YOU BATES? You’re a fuckin’ parasite. I am the one who toppled the mountain when nobody else thought I could get it done. I went though a week of deathmatches simply to rid this company of Thomas Bates. It’s not because of ego, it’s because I saw his true purpose the second he walked into this company. The man you all cheer for, the biker clad in leather, is just a politician in full Uncle Jesse regalia. Thomas Bates is not the man you should put your stock in. I am. Pantheon is.

Massive heat from the Hawaiian crowd, with just a spattering of smarks cheering on this amazing group, met with a slow round of applause from Pantheon.

Corey Black: You're a disease, Bates. I could see your damage spread. Germinating. So I decided to lance your reign. Cut you down. Make you my bitch and show the world that you are not a force. Not a movement. You are no mountain. You're barely a man. But I will not simply stop with you. This is a WAR. Upon you, upon your kind. Upon the parasites and the worms that have infected this Federation. I am it's champion. And this is MY PANTHEON!

With a free hand, Corey gestures to the amassed army behind him.

Corey Black: What has gone before shall pale in the shade to what is to come. Richards, Purse, Omega. Not good enough! Fly, Orbit...not good enough! This is Pantheon: FINAL FORM. The bell has been tolled. That time has past. No more warnings. No more signs or metaphors. The end of everything you’ve built is now, Bates! This, this is the end of your world. And the beginning - the beginning of mine. I look around this ring and I don’t see invaders. I don’t see men looking to come back here and engage in a hostile takeover. I see men who will fight for a cause. They see it too. WCF is overflowing with cunts like Thomas Bates, Gemini Battle, ZT - men that would do whatever it takes to get ahead. Pantheon is the be all - end all of professional wrestling. This ain’t 2012 anymore, there’s no Kid Phantasm or Johnny Reb. This Pantheon has elite member after elite member.. and we are coming for each one of you who dare stand in our way to cleansing WCF. Allow me to formally reintroduce you to the new future of WCF, the man who went through this whole company in one night and won the biggest event we’ve ever had.

More boos from the crowd as Corey Black offers the microphone to the man who shocked the world and won War, Joey Flash. Flash accepts to resounding smark cheers overpowering the masses.

Joey Flash: Do I have your attention now?

Flash grins as the crowd bays once more.

Joey Flash: Everyone in the back thought this was just a game I was playing. That I was back for a good time and a laugh at people’s expense; that I was playing this game for fun. I don’t play for fun.

He looks around the ring, at the World Title and then out at the crowd.

Joey Flash: I play to win.

Freddy Whoa: I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. He’s not going to shut up now.

Zach Davis: The sickening thing is this guy IS as good as he says.

Joey Flash: Do you people know what a self-fulfilling prophecy is? Well when I announced I was going to win War and had people sick of the status quo in this place screaming for change we had half the roster screaming: “INVADERS” and how a group of us were going to try destroy the federation. Yeah because I’m going to be teaming with Jay Omega.

Again and again all I could hear was how ‘we’ had to be stopped. Even talks of alliances and shit, I mean what the fuck you mean WE?! I was rolling in this shit alone, just me - that’s it. I heard it time and time again and y’know...I think you convinced me. That WOULD be quite fun wouldn’t it? Eight phone calls later and the fate of the WCF is sealed. Dan, Jared, Dave, Corey, Jay, Wade, John, COKEDUPSMACKHEAD and yours truly. We had a WhatsApp group popping within the hour; except Dan, he gets terrible signal in the desert. This wasn’t a thing. This was never going to be a thing until you bitches got my mind whirring.

So here we are. Pantheon. I led Imperium to an early grave; this was my plan from the start. I am leading Pantheon to conquer the entire WCF; this isn’t an ego filled power trip. We don’t have any Starscream’s here.

The camera flicks from an applauding Jared Holmes to a similarly applauding Johnny Rabid.

Joey Flash: This is the single greatest collection of superstars in the history of this business. Every single member of Pantheon is good enough to be World Champion, this is the level that you people are competing against. We aren’t here to spend time rambling on in self-wankery. This is all killer, no filler. Today I lay out my mission statement: at One, Pantheon will hold every single title there is to own in the WCF.

World? Television? Hardcore? People’s? Internet? Alpha? Tag? Trios? We will have it all.

You want to prove us wrong? I am more than game for a little bet Wrestling Championship Federation. Now let’s see how big your nuts are, hey Seth, I'll give you until the end of the night-

With that, Midnight Rider hits, and the crowd pops!


Thomas Uriel Bates storms out onto the stage. He's got a mic in hand and he's furious.

Thomas Uriel Bates: UNTIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!?

Bates stomps across the stage.

Thomas Uriel Bates: By the end of the night, Flash, that smile of yours is going to be wiped away from your face! You, and ALL of Pantheon! You think that since you assembled your group, all of the talk behind the scenes stopped? You think WCF has given up?

Bates steps forward.

Thomas Uriel Bates: WCF will NEVER give up. Not against you, not against anyone. Not anyone that is true to our company, that is - unlike you, Corey.

Bates turns his attention to Black.

Thomas Uriel Bates: I won't make excuses. At War, Corey, you beat me fair and square, one on one. I thought you'd earned that belt, Corey, except for one thing.... your character. By the end of the night, Corey, you went from a man that earned not only MY respect, but the respect of the WCF audience - to a man who deserves none, and will receive none.

Corey smirks, not caring.

Thomas Uriel Bates: And Corey, the way I see it? You proved yourself to be a coward. And I know I can beat cowards. At Helloween, Corey, I want my rematch!

The crowd pops!


Corey has the mic.

Corey Black: Nope.

The crowd boos.

Corey Black: The whole "rematch clause" is bullshit and you know it, Bates. What kind of dumbass old school pro wrestling rule are we going to follow here? OH, YOU JUST LOST, GUESS YOU DESERVE A CHANCE TO LOSE AGAIN!, huh? What the fuck sense does THAT make!?

The fans boo.

Corey Black: I'm the Champion, Bates, and as you know, being the Champion gives you priviliges. I don't have to just accept this, Bates. I get to say no. We have Hellimination coming up, and quite frankly, I'd rather compete there. So get your ass to the back to try to assumble whatever sorry team you think can beat us, and -

With that, Falling Higher by Helloween plays. Gemini Battle steps out!, much to the surprise of the live crowd... and to Corey Black and Thomas Uriel Bates.

Gemini Battle: Come on, I use Helloween for my goddamn entrance music!

Laughs from the crowd.

Gemini Battle: You're out here talking about rematches? I went into War with one goal - show that I wasn't just OWED a rematch, that I DESERVED it. And what did I do? I competed in the first ever King of All Media match. What'd I do after that? I entered War at NUMBER FIVE and lasted for over three hours - longer than anyone else in the match!

Gemini looks down.

Gemini Battle: Did I win War? No.

He looks back up.

Gemini Battle: Do I deserve my Title rematch?

He smiles.

Gemini Battle: Fuck yes.

The crowd pops as Gemini Battle paces around. Corey Black looks annoyed, while Bates at least contemplates what he's saying.

Gemini Battle: So, the solution here is simple. Corey, you're the Champion. Bates, you get a rematch. I've got MY rematch. So-

Corey Black: Nope.

The crowd boos.

Corey Black: Nope, nope, nope. As far as I'm concerned, the only one in this entire company that REALLY deserves a match for my belt is standing right next to me - Joey Flash. You see, Gemini Battle, I'm not a flash in the pan like you. I've been here FIFTEEN YEARS. I last held the World Title before you even got here! So you see, Livewire, Pierce, Battle, whatever the fuck it is today, I've more than earned the right to name the time and place of my Title defenses.


Corey Black: That time and place? Me and Flash at One. The end.

The crowd begins to boo - until Master of Puppets hits. They ... well, they still kinda boo... as Seth walks out.

Seth Lerch: NO!

Seth Lerch isn't happy, he steps between Battle and Bates.

Seth Lerch: No, no, no. I've been critisized more than enough for rehiring Pantheon - but I will NOT let you be the kind of Champion everyone feared you would be, Corey. I know you better than that. You're no coward... Are you?

Corey raises an eyebrow.

Seth Lerch: It doesn't even matter. I'll cut to the chase - Pantheon is here because I allowed them back, and I allowed them back for buyrates, ratings, ad revenue, the whole shebang. And the best way to guarantee that at Hellimination is a Title match.

Corey knows where this is going and he's already livid. Bates and Battle begin to smile to themselves.

Seth Lerch: For once, I agree with Gemini Battle. At Helloween, it will indeed be Gemini Battle vs Thomas Uriel Bates vs Corey Black to once and for all determine the one and only UNDISPUTED WCF World Heavyweight Champion!

Pop from the crowd, Bates and Battle nod.

Seth Lerch: That said, this IS Helloween. And I like you, Corey. I really do. So I'm going to throw you one bone. This match will be the first ever WCF Trick 'r Treat match. You and Bates did SO WELL in your Deathmatch, how could you fight again WITHOUT a weapon or two? The stage will feature six doors, and inside each door will be either a trick..... or a treat.

Zach Davis: Well, yeah, Seth, We got that.

Seth Lerch: Will you open up a door to receive a barbed wire bat to use on your opponents.... or will touching the door knob get you electrocuted? Will-

Corey Black interrupts.

Corey Black: You're granting Gemini Battle and Thomas Uriel Bates their rematches? Why don't you throw in fuckin' Jeff Purse and Oblivion while you're at it? Know what? I DON'T CARE. I'm Corey Black, this is Wrestling's Mightiest Stable, you can't do this.

Seth Lerch: You know that old wrestling cliche of contract signings? That shit doesn't matter. I've already made the match, Corey, it's done. And Joey, as far as YOUR plans? Just wait until the end of the show.

Seth's music plays as he turns and leaves. Black turns to Joey, like "what the fuck?" but Joey can only shrug. Bates and Battle, long time rivals, stare at each other before turning to stare at the World Champion.

Alpha Title Contendership Match
Battle Royal
Last Three Competitors Go To Gauntlet at Helloween
Jason O'Neal vs Joe Smarts vs Jaice Wilds vs Brian Paine vs Kidd Krazzy vs Shay McKay vs Johnny Evil vs Johnny Blaze vs Jordan Ciserano

#1 by Nelly hits and Jason O'Neal walks arrogantly walks to the ring.

Zach Davis: When you're the Real Deal, you don't need a flashy entrance!

"Side Of A Bullet" by Nickleback hits and here comes Jaice Wilds!

Freddy Whoa: He's not the Real Deal, why doesn't he have a flashy entrance?

Zach Davis: Because reasons.

The crowd cheers when 'Vertigo' comes on. Joe comes rushing out and sprints down the ramp. He slides into the ring. The crowd goes wild! He gets up and jumps on the 2nd Rope. He fists his hands and puts both his hands up. The crowd once again reacts. He flips back onto the canvas. He is ready.

"Back in the Picture" by The Rasmus plays and the crowd cheers. Three seconds into the song Jordan Ciserano comes out jumping, high with energy. He continues to pump the crowd up. After that the pyro begins, exploding every time one of Ciserano's jumps hits the floor. Ciserano makes his way down the aisle high-fiving any and every fan in sight. Once he makes it to the base of the ring he jumps onto the apron while pyro explodes as he hits it. He enters by spring boarding over the top rope. Following that he climbs the top turnbuckle to the top rope hold his hands over his head. The music ends and he's ready to fight.

The lights fade through the arena and begin to flicker as "Square Hammer" by Ghost plays through the speakers. Johnny steps out onto the stage dressed in (will send in attire prior to match). He looks around for a moment, before stepping over to one side of the stage and pointing outward with his finger into the audience. Johnny makes his way to the other side of the stage and does the same thing. He then paces and begins to hop around a bit and hype up the crowd.

Zach Davis: What is he dressed in?

Freddy Whoa: I dunno!

After a moment, Johnny begins a somewhat fast jog down the ramp to the rhythm of the music all while speading his arms out like a plane and spinning around a bit. Once he makes his way to the ringside area, he slides through the bottom rope and then hops to his feet. He begins a pace around the ring before ascending the ropes. Johnny begins talking and hyping up the audience as he lifts his arms into the air and sways them up and down. As his music dies down and the lights return to their normal state, he hops off the ropes and gets ready for his match.

"I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys plays as Shay McKay jigs onto to the entrance stage. He smirks before flipping the bird to the audience and jigging down the ramp, to the hate of the audience members, he continues to flip them off to the beat of the song. He hops up onto the side of the ring and enters the ring. Shay comes to a rest in his corner as he awaits his opponents.

Psycho by puddle of mudd hits and Kidd Krazy comes running out head banging and flashing his kk hand signal. He puts thumbs pointer and middle fingers togather to look like kk.

The house lights dim, and the arena fades to darkness, accompanied by red mood lighting. The cameras pan around the sold out arena showing the members of the WCF Galaxy waiting in anticipation. Soon “Time for People” by Atomship hits the P.A. System.

“People always drifting out of pain
They cannot hold onto nothing else
Fingers bleed on the concrete walls leaving only one nail for someone to see
Only one nail screaming to be, so many fingers pointing at me”

The cameras pan back to the stage as we see Brian Paine step out through the curtain and makes his way to the ramp and flashes a smug smile to the mixed reaction crowd.

Kyle Steel: Introducing at this time,on his way to the ring, hailing from Knoxville, Tennessee, he is “The Punisher” Brrriiaann PPPaainneee!

Brian cracks his neck and knuckles before making his way down the ramp. He walks up the steel steps and dusts his feet off before entering the ring. Once in the ring he walks over to the farthest corner and leans against it waiting for the match to start.

Fire by Scooter begins playing as Johnny Blaze steps through the curtains and begins making his way towards the ring. He shakes hands with the few who offer but keeps his focus on the moment at hand. He enters the ring and moves to his corner.

Zach Davis: Only one week removed from War, it is battle royal time.. Here we go!

Freddy Whoa: The bell sounds and everyone is on the attack!

Zach Davis: Jason O'Neal begins brawling with Johnny Evil as Jaice Wilds attacks Johnny Blaze - wait, this isn't War anymore, we don't need to commentate like this.

Brian Paine runs at Kidd Krazy but Krazy executes a Dropkick, taking him down. Krazy lifts him up and goes to toss him out but Paine reverses it, sending Krazy out instead.

Freddy Whoa: Krazy lands on the apron!

Springboard in, Springboard Tornado DDT to Brian Paine! Paine stumbles up and Krazzy hits him with a Spinning Heel Kick which sends him flying over the top!

Zach Davis: First elimination goes to Kidd Krazzy! A lot of these guys in this match really impressed us during War, and Krazzy is one of em.

Krazzy is immediately attacked from behind by Shay McKay. McKay hits several jabs to his back before spinning him around and hitting a few more. Krazzy goes down and Shay turns - right into a Twist of Fate by Jordan Ciserano!

Freddy Whoa: Jordan Ciserano, looking to get back on track by winning this match!

Ciserano turns - right into a Jumpking Side Kick from Joe Smarts! Ciserano flies out!

Zach Davis: Well, THAT isn't how you get back on track.

Joe Smarts turns - into a Disaster Kick from Jaice Wilds!

Freddy Whoa: Smarts flies out! Eliminated!

Zach Davis: NO! He hangs onto the ropes and climbs back in!

Freddy Whoa: Sorry, forgot we don't really need to try so hard to add drama and intrigue and false finishes.

Smarts climbs back into the ring and punches Wilds a few times before lifting him up and throwing him to the ropes. As Wilds comes back, Smarts rushes him and hits a Running Elbow. He then runs to the ropes, Springboards, and hits a Leg Drop!

Zach Davis: High risk is even MORE high risk in a match with battle royal rules!, but it paid off for Joe Smarts.

Freddy Whoa: Remember, there can be only ONE winner here - but the last THREE men will all go to the gauntlet at Helloween for the Alpha Title.

Smarts lifts Wilds up and Johnny Blaze grabs Smarts from behind. He spins him around and DDTs him before lifting him up and throwing him to the ropes.

Zach Davis: Belly to Belly Suplex right out of the ring!

NO!, Smarts lands on the apron and quickly reenters. He runs at Blaze but Blaze gouges him in the eyes before taking him down with a Forearm Smash.

Freddy Whoa: Johnny Blaze goes face to face with Johnny Evil! The two begin to brawl!

Zach Davis: Can you imagine if they feuded with Johnny Rabid and Teddy Blaze!? It would be madness!

Evil kicks Blaze in the gut and executes a Pedigree. Jason O'Neal turns Evil around and hits him with a brutal series of kicks before executing a Vertical Suplex.

Freddy Whoa: So far this match has been pandemonium, no one has really gotten an edge - its just chaos!

Jaice Wilds runs at O'Neal and O'Neal drops down and pulls the rope down, sending Wilds flying out!

Zach Davis: Can you imagine if War was ring out elimination? We could go to bed at a decent hour!

O'Neal turns and McKay runs at him and hits him with an uppercut. He then goes to whip him to the ropes.

Freddy Whoa: He's going for the Shay-me!

NO!, O'Neal reverses the whip attempt and sends Shay McKay over the top!

Zach Davis: Another elimination for the Real Deal!

Freddy Whoa: And we're down to five!

Zach Davis: Here comes Johnny Blaze!

Blaze comes in and Clotheslines O'Neal in the back of the head. Blaze spins him around and hits him with a series of forearm smashes before hitting a right hook, sending him reeling. He then executes a Rolling Armbar!

Freddy Whoa: Armbar applied!

Zach Davis: Kidd Krazy hits a Springboard Leg Drop, breaking it up!

Kidd Krazzy hits Blaze with the Springboad Dropkick, then lifts him up and hits the ropes, executes a Flying Headscissors as he comes back. Blaze stumbles back to his feet and ducks a Clothesline from Krazzy - who runs right into a BRAINIAC BOMB BY JOE SMARTS!

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!

Krazzy flies over the top!

Zach Davis: Eliminated - NO!, Krazzy hits the apron. He Springboards -

Freddy Whoa: Crossbody to Smarts!

Krazzy gets back up and Blaze smashes him in the face before turning back to Smarts and hitting him in the face as well. He then hits Smarts with a Snap Suplex. Blaze then throws him into the corner and begins lifting him up.

Zach Davis: He's going for his finish.. He's going for Fatal Fury!


Krazzy jumps and Dropkicks both of them over the turnbuckle and to the outside!

Zach Davis: Hot damn! Kidd Krazzy manages to eliminate Joe Smarts AND Johnny Blaze!

Freddy Whoa: We're down to our final three! These guys will be heading to Helloween to compete in a Gauntlet Match for the Alpha Title, along with our Champion, CJ Phoenix!

Zach Davis: Johnny Evil, Jason O'Neal, and Kidd Krazzy all eye each other before meeting in the middle of the ring and beginning to brawl. Evil gets the upper hand and sends Krazzy to the ropes, as Krazzy comes back he lifts him up and hits a Blue Thunder Bomb. He rolls away and invites Jason O'Neal to come at him.

Freddy Whoa: Jason O'Neal runs at Johnny Evil - NO!, Evil hits a Back Bodydrop -


Krazzy sells it like crazy and is so stunned he gets back to his feet and flies out of the ring! As O'Neal gets back up he's grappled from behind.


Zach Davis: With apologies to Jay Lethal, amazing Straight Jacket Backstabber there! - O'Neal is sent forward -

O'Neal flies out of the ring.


Evil gets back to his feet, holding his head and neck area in pain but celebrating his victorious debut.

Zach Davis: That was a fast paced matchup, but we've got our three competitors going to Helloween to face off for the Alpha Title, and that's what matters!

Freddy Whoa: Especially because CJ Phoenix is going to be nearing the point where he can cash in the belt to challenge for an upper card belt - this is an important match for CJ. We'll see what happens!

Lilith Segment

Slam was well underway and what a night it had been so far! Only a few matches in and every fan had become exhausted from cheering and booing as loudly as they possibly could. Before any of them could rest for too long though the lights suddenly go down, taking the arena into darkness. After a few seconds, colorful lights start flashing across the arena and the fans already know who it is.

“Imaginary” by Evanescence begins to blast out of the PA system as the crowd stands to their feet, once again giving the gorgeous brunette a mixed reaction.

Zach Davis: Looks like Lilith is coming out here, Freddy. And these fans don’t seem to know how to respond to her!

Freddy Whoa: We saw her earlier tonight, before the show started, which can be seen on the WCF Network, where she promised to unveil her new title… whatever that is!

Zach Davis: Either way, whether you like her or hate her… when Lilith is out here you know you’re going to be entertained!

Lilith, somewhat ignoring the fans, proceeds to skip down to the ring, taking a microphone from a nearly ringside attendant and bouncing up onto the canvas. She quickly jumps through the ropes and begins to pace back and forth for a moment with the black canvas bag over her shoulder.

Lilith: Earlier tonights I was out here tellings alls of yous about my new title…


Lilith: The bestest and greatest title the WCF has EVERS seens! Yeppers… unfortuentlys for Mistah Corey, yes that does includes the World Title! My title is bester than that! See wheres normally winnings titles is alls about training hards and maybes being big and strong enoughs to wins a match… my title, my WORLDS GREATEST CHAMPIONSHIP was won through nothings but natural abilities and talents! See… even if yous trained for weeks… months… or even years yous NEVER be ables to match my talents in greatness! Nopes! NEVERS!!! Whats I gots… nones of you will EVERS has! Not even Sare Bear… and Sare Bear I am SUPERRRRRR sorry that I had to beats you to wins this… but at the ends of the day we both knows that my boobs were greatest and bestest than yours!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa!

Zach Davis: Does Lilith really think that she won a WCF Title here? Come on…

Lilith: Now… this has already beens spokens about once this past weeks… when a bunch of clowns were talkings abouts it… but Imma guess none of you Lilo Bears watched that… cos I deffo did nots! I only knows about it cos Teddy told me! My Teddy… not the Teddy who is only famous for wearing a mask! But yeps… last weeks I was declared the worlds greatest boobs EVER!!! And obviously that makes me like bester… than pretty much everyone in the back! Even Mistah Corey likes I already said… cos you knows… natural talents bester than all! And sos before I shows you all the most super awesome title yous EVER seen… I wants to thanks a few peoples and bears!

Lilith reaches into her bra and pulls out a piece of paper, a few of the fans booing her as loudly as possible.

Lilith: Nows as yous all already knows… I cants reads soooooo bare withs me okayz? Anywayz… uh hmmmmm… I wants to thanks my boobs, cos withouts thems I would has never wons this! They always been heres for me and are a great supports… cos I use them as cup holder and everything! Ummmmms they’re super great and bouncey anddddddd they gets me to gets whatevers I wants whenever I wants and stuffs! So yeppers… thanks boobs! Yous SUPER awesomes!

Lilith places the note back into her bra, smiling big at everyone around her.

Lilith: That comes to the end of the thanks part! Nows for the part yous ALL been waiting for…

Lilith grabs hold of the canvas sack and reaches deep inside of it… grabbing hold of and finally pulling out a brand new, shiny, pink strapped WCF Championship which has “WCF Worlds Greatest” written across the center of it. Lilith immediately throws the title over her shoulder as she is once again met with a mixed reaction from the crowd. Lilith simply shrugs them off and jumps through the ropes, heading back up towards the entrance ramp.

Zach Davis: You know, say what you will, I quite like that.

Freddy Whoa: I have to admit, I didnt expect Lilith to have presented something so official looking… but the fact is, it is not an official WCF Title and you have to believe that her trying to pass it off as one, especially one which is above the World Title is going to annoy quite a few people in the back…

Zach Davis: I agree. But then this is Lilith we’re talking about, I’m pretty sure no one takes her seriously.

Freddy Whoa: True… still, gotta love those crazy chicks!

Zach Davis: Folks we’ll be right back after this commercial break!

The Deplorables vs Zombie McMorris/David Sanchez

Zach Davis: Ladies and gentlemen, last week we saw the formation of one of if not the biggest supergroup in WCF. Pantheon was reformed with WAR winner Joey Flash and current world champion Corey Black, no less. Right now, however, two of these pantheon members square off in tag team action against The Deplorable.

Freddy Whoa: I know and it was crazy! I still cannot believe it but I have too. Now Zombie McMorris and David Sanchez, who have had history team together to form a very formidable tag team. I don’t know what the Deplorable are think they are going to accomplish in this match because both ZMAC and Sanchez are proven tough guys in WCF with a taste for violence and mayhem.

“The Mysterious Pantheon Music” Hits the PA system as Zombie McMorris and David Sanchez make their way onto the stage and towards the ring. ZMAC slides under the bottom rope as Sanchez climbs through the middle. They take to opposite sides of the ring and taunt the crowd.

Zach Davis: This right here maybe the most chaotic team we have seen in recent memory. Both men are crazy and I don’t think the Deplorable know what they are in for.

Freddy Whoa: Well, Zach, they’re about to find out.

“White Trash Millionaire” By Black Stone Cherry playing as colored lights filter threw the smoke and The Deplorables step out into the arena. They stomp towards the ring as the fans are in awe of as the duo make their way to ringside. They leap over the ropes and stretch on them.

Zach Davis: ZMAC and Sanchez come at them with clubbing blows and the match is underway.


Freddy Whoa: This is going to be a hard knock fight. The Deporables are friends with Adam Young who will fight anyone at anytime and ZMAC is a coked up Mad Man who will fight the world with both hands tied behind his back and David Sanchez, he’s not far behind ZMAC in the crazy category.

ZMAC connects with hard stomps as Sanchez beats down Deplorable number two. The ref is trying to gain order but is having a hard time.

Zach Davis: There is Deplorable number one and Two. Number two is bald and a few inches taller. He’s the powerhouse. Number one is more of an all around, strong style kind of wrestler but I don’t think that’s going to help him in this match against unpredictable opponents like ZMAC and Sanchez.

The ref finally restores order and the men are separated to their corners. Sanchez and Deplorable number one are starting things off. Sanchez and Deplorable number one lock up in the middle of the ring but the veteran Sanchez takes control of his opponent and shoots him down with a take down followed by taunting slaps to the back of the head into stomps to the back of the head. Shanchez picks up his opponent and whips him into the ropes and flips him over with a judo inspired hip toss into rolling arm bar. Sanchez rolls out of the armbar and into a leaping elbow drop. Sanchez pops back up and taunts the crowd, giving out to his greatness.

Sanchez picks up his opponent and sets him up for a snap suplex as Deplorable number two hits the ring to make a save but gets jaw jacked by Sanchez who continues with a discus punch that sends Deplorable number two back through the middle ropes. Sanchez picks up Deplorable number one but he fights back, hitting a series of gut punches and an eye rake followed by a chop block to the back of the knee. Sanchez is down to a knee as Deplorable number one turns over Sanchez who kicks him away. Sanchez gets up and arm wrenches his opponent before leaping up and connecting with an elbow to the shoulder joint of Deplorable number one. Sanchez tags in ZMAC who immediately starts stomping away Deplorable number one before connecting with stiff left hands. ZMAC, the south paw continues to level his opponent with stiff left hands that stagger him and send him reeling.

Zach Davis: There is nothing pretty about ZMACs hard hitting offense. ZMAC is considered to be one hardest hitting pure strikers in WCF and Sanchez has such a methodical technical MMA background. ZMAC is known to just hammer his opponents into complete devastation and Sanchez will just pick them apart.

ZMAC sends Deplorable number one staggering back to his corner who then tags in the bigger Deplorable number two who stands in defiance of ZMAC but ZMAC rushes him and starts hammering away, taking mount and delivering punishment in closed fist form. ZMAC picks up Deplorable number two and whips him into the Pantheon corner but it is reversed and ZMAC runs back first into his corner.

Freddy Whoa: Blind tag by Sanchez!

Sanchez hits the ring and hits Deplorable number two with a Yakuza Kick. Deplorable number one hits the ring and Sanchez levels him with a with a flying Yakuza kick. ZMAC takes to the top rope and waits for Deplorable number two to get up. ZMAC leaps off the ropes and connects with a crushing Curb stomp to the back of the head of Deplorable number two.

Sanchez with the pin.

The ref counts



3 !!!!

Zach Davis: And in fast order, Pantheon picks up their first team victory.

Freddy Whoa: And like a pack of dogs ZMAC and Sanchez are just stomping away at Deplorable number two.

Zach Davis: Deplorable number one in the ring now to try and make the save but Sanchez rolls him up with a arm bar and I think he’s going to break it.

Freddy Whoa: ZMAC has Deplorable number two in a modified camel clutch and he has nowhere to go and nothing to do except watch Sanchez toy with his partner.

Zach Davis: Ugh and you can hear that crunch of bone and tissue. I think Sanchez, the MMA master just ripped a mans arm from its socket, breaking that shoulder and elbow joint.

Freddy Whoa: Finally more refs and staff get into the ring to try and break up the uncalled for domination. Folks, Pantheon has won but at what costs?

Oblivion Segment

Two separate cameras pan around the Stan Sheriff Center, as multiple different signs can be seen and the crowd cheers and shouts. In the center, of the ring are two metal poles separated by seven feet eight inches of steel wire. On said wire are eight eight inch wide pieces of thick material separated by only four inches apart.

Zach Davis: Freddy we seem to have something in the ring. Do you know what it is?

Freddy Whoa: Why are talking so damn stupid?! Don't make me hit you. No, I don't know what's in the ring. Something IS pretty weird. Something is not right here.

The lights start to flicker, the fans immediately start to erupt and cheer.

Zach Davis: OH SH*T!!


The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed Stan Sheriff Center. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering."Click click boom" by Saliva begins to play. The blaring guitar begins to play.

The house lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur. Strobe lights begin to flash, as bright white lasers begin to flash. Two bright white spotlight s hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and or dancing with the music...


Explosive fire pyrotechnics shoot straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Right at that time, Oblivion slowly skin's out. The music continues to blare out and rattles the arena. The God of Enlightenment bolts out onto the entrance stage. The crowd explosively roars out. The Monster goes to IT's left, bounces thrusting out IT's arms towards the crowd, bringing in their cheers...

Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!

Oblivion turns around and bolts to the other end, of the stage. Once again thrusting out his arms before turning and heading down the ramp.


�� On these Saturdays when kids go out and play... You I was up in my room let the stereo blaze!!

I was faded not jaded
Just a kid with a pad and a pen and a big
All this, I seek, I find
I push the envelope to the line

Guitar riffs ring out...


Oblivion thrashed and marches down the aisle along with the music. The Monster walks around the ring, walks up to the commentators desk and slams IT's massive hands down onto the table furiously, grinning, then looking at the crowd, throwing his arms in the air. OBI bolts to a nearby barrier, climbing up, standing on it, nearly starting a riot.

Oblivion jumps down and takes long strides before getting to the ring, slamming IT's mitts on the ring apron, hyping up the crowd. The Dark Messiah quickly runs up the steel steps and climbs up the turnbuckle, from out the ring once again hyping up the crowd.

Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!

Oblivion stomps around, taking long strides, barking, shaking the top ring rope looking at the jumping shouting cheering crowd.

Zach Davis: This Honolulu crowd is sure pumped up!!

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!

Oblivion: What is up... HONOLULU!!!

The crowd responses back very loudly.

Oblivion: You all must be wondering what this contraption is. Well, these pieces representing something...

Freddy Whoa: Numbers?

Zach Davis: Letters?

Oblivion: Everyone knows, that The Monster expresses ITself anyway IT Damon well pleases!!!

The crowd cheers.

Oblivion: IT knows there are some tight-asses in the back that don't like it when Oblivion "expresses ITself". You knuckle-dragging meatsacks want Oblivion contaminated silenced, quieted for good... NUH-UH!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!! If you ever screwed over Oblivion, you've made an enemy with The Monster for life. Now, take what happened several months ago. We had a meltdown in WCF. Practically half the roster left, including Bitchcrew. Corey Black was fine with you guys gone. In fact, The Monster hasn't seen him that relaxed in a long time. Then, at War... Joey Quack wins War and Black wins the World Heavyweight Championship.

Immediately, Quack-Quack drops to his knees, the returning Bitchboys crawls to the ring on their knees. But wait, granted... granted they were on monogrammed Beachkrew kneepads. And guess who was in the lead of THAT line to kiss Corey Black's ads Six God himself... Jared Holmes. Putting on gloss on his lips, getting ready to "THANK" Corey Black to take Beachkrew into the fold of Pantheon. And that is why we are tonight. These pieces of tarp have a reason.

Two spotlights shine down onto the ring. Oblivion grabs a hold onto the first piece of tarp, flipping showing the letter P.

Zach Davis: Oh no... this won't turn out right.

Freddy Whoa: This is gonna end up awesome. I can feel it!!

The crowd cheers, as they too feel it.

Oblivion: With each letter IT wants you to say it with Oblivion.

Oblivion points to the first letter.

Oblivion/The crowd: P!!

Oblivion: P for Pathetic.

Zach Davis: Oh no.

Freddy Whoa: HA-HA-HA-HA!!

Oblivion flips the next traps

Oblivion/The crowd: A!!

Oblivion: A for asinine!!

Zach Davis: NOOOO!! You'll just piss them off even more!!

Freddy Whoa: Go OBI go!! Someone has to stand up to them!! Why not The Monster?!

The third tarp is flipped and Zach has his head down, completely flipping out. Freddy is laughing his ass off.

Oblivion/The crowd: N!!

Oblivion: N for nincompoops!!

Zach Davis: He's just making things worse!!

Freddy Whoa: OH MY GOD!! Oblivion said nincompoop!!

Oblivion flips the fourth tarp down...

Oblivion/The crowd: T!!

Oblivion: T for Toxic!! Better yet... Transparent!!

Zach Davis: God no!! Oblivion's antics are gonna cause trouble for everyone.

Freddy Whoa: No, I don't think so. I'm sure Oblivion is making sure this all falls on him.

Fifth tarp falls...

Oblivion/The Crowd: H!!

Oblivion: H for heathens!!

Freddy Whoa: DAMN!!

Zach Davis: Shoot me... shoot me now. It would less painful.

The sixth tarp drops...

Oblivion/The crowd: E!!

Oblivion: E for egotism!

Zach Davis: Oh n-... wait. That one could be correct.

Freddy Whoa: Yea. Pantheon... Egotism to the fullest!!

Oblivion/The crowd: O!!



Oblivion/The crowd: N!!

Oblivion: N for never say die!! Corey Black, Jayson Price, McMorris you three became traitors in IT's eyes when you accepted Holmes, Moor, and Rabid in your fold. They walked out on us!! Doesn't that matter to you. Doesn't that matter to anyone?! Oblivion stayed!! Hell, IT fought Lerch. You
punks, bitches look at life funny. You have to fight for EVERYTHING you want!! You HAVE to be hungry to really to go after something, right now The Monster is starving and Pantheon is standing in IT's way. IT doesn't care in what condition The Monster ends up in, by the time it's over, you'll know what Oblivion walks after.

But, for now. This sh*t gotta go!!

Zach Davis: How?!

Oblivion pulls out a long stem lighter and proceeds to light the display on fire. Within seconds it goes in flames and it raises up in the air.

Zach Davis: The word Pantheon is oN fire.

Freddy Whoa: WHO!! It looks like Oblivion is making a statement...

Zach Davis: What's that?

Freddy Whoa: Like it or not, Pantheon WILL go UP in flames.

"CLICK CLICK BOOM" begins to play as Oblivion goes to a nearby corner, climbing up the turnbuckles, raising up IT's arms to the cheering crowd as he waits for his next match to begin.

Steven Singh Segment

"Superstar" Steven Singh barges into Seth's office backstage.

Seth Lerch: What the hell are you doing? I told you to never barge in here like that!

Steven Singh: Too bad, boss man. I'm here to demand the respect I deserve.

Seth Lerch: I respect you. There, anything else?

Steven Singh: Words are worthless.

Seth Lerch: Really? You're saying that? Shakespeare of Talking...or whatever.

Steven Singh: I want a shot at gold, Seth!

Seth Lerch: Naw.

Steven Singh: I deserve it.

Seth Lerch: Disagree. You're still green. It's not your time yet.

Steven Singh: Dammit Seth! I could've been winning that Alpha Gauntlet Battle Royale tonight but YOU booked me in something else. It's bullshit!

Seth Lerch: You asked for that match. Sucks to be you, but it's not happening. Ratings indicate title shots go to guys that have been longer or have an established history. You're in the back of the line behind Pantheon, FPV, Zero Tolera--

Steven Singh: I'm undefeated! I was trending at War! I had the second most eliminations despite it being my THIRD match! I'm going to be in this office and in your face until you give me the title shot I deserve, Lerch!

Seth Lerch: God, you're not going to go away are you? Fine. I'll tell you what. You can have a shot at the Tag Team Titles.

Steven Singh: What? With who?

Seth Lerch: That's up to you, Thievin Steven. Find somebody that can actually stand you for the duration of a tag team match and you'll get your shot at Helloween.

Steven Singh: Don't call me that! And this is not what I wanted; I'm not a tag team wrestler!

Seth Lerch: You've got until next week or...well I guess no title shot. So sorry. Now get the hell out.

The Superstar leaves the office and Seth pours himself a drink.

Seth Lerch: Every goddamn person on the roster thinks they do their own booking. That asshole is never going to find a partner.

Oblivion/Doc Henry vs Sarah Twilight/Lilith

Zach Davis: Oblivion is already in the ring after our last in ring segment. I have to say this next match is pay per view material! All four of these competitors have a storied past together…

Freddy Whoa: Honestly I wouldnt be at all surprised if this whole thing blew up right here… you just know that Seth Lerch has got to be loving this one!

Zach Davis: Haha, I can't wait!

Dr. Feelgood hits the speakers and as the main riff blasts through the arena, Doc, and Master Ryushi emerge on the stage. Looking around, he raises his fists in the air, the crowd cheering wildly as he then leads the way to the ring.

Kyle Steel: From Griffen, Georgia... Weighing in at 245 pounds… he is… DOC HENRY!!!

Climbing up the steps, he hops the turnbuckle and 'gets loose' waiting for his team mate.

Zach Davis: Oblivion and Doc Henry look pumped up here! You have to wonder if their opponents will be the same? And will they even get along? Sarah Twilight and Lilith havent exactly been on the best of terms lately...

The lights go out as a spotlight centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. The crowd greets her with MASSIVE boos as the video wall displays the words THE ONLY ONE.

Kyle Steel: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Los Angeles, California, and weighing in at 148lbs, she is...."The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!

Pyros shoot up from the stage as our melody finally kicks into guitar. "What You Want" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage. She is greeted with deafening boos and soaks them all in, as if she enjoyed the crowd's hatred. She arrogantly swaggers towards the ring, taking her time to revel in her own glory before an ENRAGED crowd before she reaches the ring steps and climbs inside. Pyros now shoot off from the ring posts and Sarah takes to each turnbuckle, staring coldly and without emotion into the sea of 'sheep' as the crowd's boos become even LOUDER.

Zach Davis: Where is Lilith? I’m surprised she didnt come out with Sarah…

The house lights go down as colorful lights start flashing all around the area. "Imaginary" by Evanescence begins to play, as Lilith appears at the top of the entrance ramp. Lilith proceeds to skips down to the ring holding a teddy bear in her hand as the crowd give her quite a mixed reaction.

Kyle Steel: From Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 132 pounds.... she is LILITH!!!

Lilith then skips around the outside of the ring and locates a young fan sitting ring side passing them her teddy bear. Lilith smiles brightly at the crowd as she bounces up onto the ring apron, waving and blowing kisses to them all. She climbs through the ropes still smiling and pointing to a few of her fans.

Lilith immediately turns her attention onto Sarah Twilight who doesnt look at all amused and attempts to hug her… but Sarah pushes her away hard much to Liliths disappointment. Sarah yells at Lilith to get out of the ring and after a few moments the brunette eventually does as she is told, leaving Sarah to face off against Oblivion.

Freddy Whoa: This thing hasnt even started yet and Lilith and Sarah are already at odds…

Zach Davis: Yeah, I have to say… honestly, I feel a little bit sorry for the girl. She only wanted a hug…


As soon as the bell rang both Sarah Twilight and Oblivion charge at each other, sending a fury of lefts and rights into each others upper bodies. Sarah eventually gets the upper hand though when she catches Oblivion with an hard elbow to the face, causing the monster to stumble back a bit and catch himself on the turnbuckle at his side of the ring. Doc holds out his hand to be tagged in but the monster shakes his head, and once again charges at the red head, slamming her down hard onto the canvas with a shoulder tackle.

Zach Davis: Oblivion and Sarah look like they want to kill each other here!!! I hope the ref can control this!!!

Oblivion begins to stomp down hard onto Sarahs upper body as the red head finally manages to block one of his boots and tackles him down to the floor. Sarah leaps on top of the monster and begins to unleash a fury of rights and lefts into his face once again and the ref finally attempts to break them up. Sarah, extremely annoyed, finally comes off of Oblivion and the ref makes her step far away knowing what she is like. Doing so gives Oblivion the chance to get to his feet as he gives Sarah a middle finger before tagging in Doc Henry.

Freddy Whoa: And here comes Doc Henry!!!

Twiligh, always the one to make the first move throws a right hand at Doc, but he simply blocks the shot and sends a headbutt into the redheads forehead, causing her to stumble backwards against the ropes. Doc grabs Sarah and irish whips her… catching her again and throws her up into the air with a back drop! Doc sends a single shot into Sarahs abdomen before picking her up again and planting a hard DDT onto her… up again and German Suplex!... up again and Pedigree!

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!! I cant believe this beating Sarah is receiving right now!

Zach Davis: Lilith is desperate for a tag, she does not like seeing her “red fur” be mishandled like this at all.

Doc picks Sarah up off the canvas again and throws her against the ropes… rebound… Sarah reverses it and hits Doc with a flying forearm! Both wrestlers are down!

Zach Davis: Sarah needs to tag in Lilith!!! Come on Sarah!!!

Freddy Whoa: Are you really cheering on Sarah Twilight, Zach?

Zach Davis: …No! Of course not!

Both Doc and Sarah start crawling towards their corners, Doc with a lot more energy than Sarah. Doc tags in Oblivion, the monster immediately stepping into the ring and Sarah uses the rest of her energy to tag in Lilith…

Freddy Whoa: WHAT?!!!! Lilith just jumped down off the canvas preventing Sarah from tagging her in!!!

Zach Davis: What is going on?!!! Both Sarah and Oblivion are looking at Lilith in disbelief! I cant believe shes done this… especially not to Sarah!

Lilith slowly starts making her way up the ramp, a few of the nearby fans cheering her on, a few of the others booing her… Lilith is just fully focusing on Sarah, grinning big at the sexy red head and blowing her kisses.

Freddy Whoa: I am so confused…

Zach Davis: This is Lilith we’re talking about! That girl never makes sense! Sarah however… shes still in the ring… she doesnt even know Oblivion is behind her!

Just as Sarah looks around to see what is going on, Oblivion grabs her around her neck with his giant fists and picks her up off her feet and into the air… Sarahs legs dangling freely beneath her. Oblivion, after squeezing Sarahs neck until shes gone pretty much lifeless, finally places the redhead back onto her feet…

Zach Davis: DIRTNAP!!!

Freddy Whoa: This thing is over!

Oblivion slowly and creepily finally pins Sarah, placing his large body on top of hers.





Zach Davis: Oblivion just beat Sarah Twilight!!! I cant believe what I have just witnessed here!!!

Freddy Whoa: Why did Lilith ditch her?!! And why blow kisses whilst doing so?!!! What is going on?!!

Doc Henry jumps back into the ring and not satisfied with how the match ended, picks Sarah up onto her feet once again, turns her around placing his hands onto her chest and hits her with a Boobplex!!! A few of the nearby fans laugh at what their favorite Southern Hero had just done to Sarah Twilight as he mockingly pins her as well… Oblivion makes the count slapping his large paws against the canvas…




Oblivion and Doc Henry celebrate as if they had just won the World Title as they pick Sarah up once again and throw her out of the ring.

Zach Davis: I would not want to be in Liliths boots right now I’ll tell you that…

Adam Young Segment

The arena lights fade down except for one single white light that hits a preacher.

Preacher: Brothers and sisters we have come here tonight under false hopes, when we paid our hard earned money months ago to see this WCF Slam show we all thought we would be seeing men like Thomas Bates, Adam Young, Freezer Burn and women like Lilith and Sarah Twillight. We got two of the five advertised but not the other three. We have been bamboozled by the owner Seth Lerch as it was just a bait and switch so we would all have to see the devil's own children the BeachKrew also now known as Pantheon. When these evil serpents left WCF we sang out to heaven. Now Seth Lerch has allowed them back into the fold for which they have now taken food out of the mouths of the children of the guys who came in and replaced them. So WCF Galaxy we call for a boycott of all WCF products and programming. So stand up and walk out.

"Crossroads" by Bone Thugs N Harmony starts playing as a old school western carriage hearse being pulled by two solid black horses rolls out down the aisle way with a driver dressed in all black with his hat pulled down to where you can not tell who it is. He steps down and opens up the back door and pulls out a black casket. He just drops it on the floor and the camera pans in to notice the words "Pantheon Rest In Fire" written on it in gold leaf. The driver pulls his hat off and it's Adam Young.

Adam Young: Corey we go back a ways and I did have some respect for you until WAR. You want to side with a bunch of assholes who tried to burn down our home almost a year ago so be it. Your now dead in the eyes of the WCF Galaxy. You've chose where to lay your head and that's where it shall hang. This is where the line is drawn between the assholes and the real WCF. The troops shall be called up and I'm sure right now all these hard working fans right here are behind us. Get ready for there shall be a fire fight. That championship that you carry once again shall be back in the fans hands shortly. Before you get to ONE someone I know shall come to reclaim it and there is nothing you will be able to do about it because of WCF bylaws. Welcome to the Revolt Corey.

The arena goes pitch black and then the lights fade back up with nothing but the casket there.

Winner Keeps Their Entrance Music
Bruno Armstrong vs Steven Singh

Power by Kanye West starts as the lights in the arena go out. As Kanye begins speaking the lights flicker in time with the claps of the beat as smoke is let onto the stage. When the beat drops Bruno steps out onto the entrance ramp and looks out onto the audience slowly panning his view across the arena with a grin. He begins walking to the ring as the voice in the song says "21st Century Schizoid Man". Climbing into the ring through the ropes he raises his arm to the sky with his hand in a fist as the song ends.

The chorus belts the first notes of "Power" by Kanye West and golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage. As the lyrics begin, The Superstar Steven Singh steps out to an enthusiastic, if mixed, reaction. He smiles smugly, nodding his head to the beat as part of the crowd claps in beat. As West raps “I guess every superhero need his theme music,” The Golden God dusts off his shoulder, the pyro fountains lower until they disappear and Singh strides confidently down the ramp. He smiles, jawing with the crowd as his name is announced over the PA.

Freddy Whoa: These two have been at each others’ throats for weeks now and they’re finally going to settle this score. These two men have had the same music since they entered the company but only the winner gets to keep theirs after tonight.

Zach Davis: And thank God we won’t have to listen to the same Kanye West song twice every week!

Freddy Whoa: Kanye gets a bad wrap.

Zach Davis: You and Thievin Steven can keep that opinion to yourselves.

Freddy Whoa: I wouldn’t let him hear you using that name; I heard he doesn’t like it too much.

Singh climbs into the ring and Bruno takes a step toward him but Singh throws his arms up as the referee gets between them.

Zach Davis: No love lost and Armstrong is ready to go! The Superstar pulls off his shirt, tosses it into the corner and the referee calls for the bell! Armstrong charges in hard!

A clothesline from Armstrong is ducked by Singh who looks for a german suplex. Elbows by Armstrong break his grip. Armstrong steps back to set up for a russian leg sweep…

Freddy Whoa: Rolled through by The Superstar and into that heel hook!

Zach Davis: 15 Minutes of Fame! This one could be over early!

Freddy Whoa: No, the roll-through put Armstrong well within reach of the ropes.

The referee counts 1…...2….Singh pulls the hold tighter...3…..4….He finally releases it and immediately gets to his feet.

Zach Davis: He’s wasting no time here as Singh sets Armstrong’s leg on that second rope and then drops springs off the ropes and drops both knees down across it!

The referee scolds Singh for using the ropes but he ignores him and pulls Armstrong up to his feet. He irish whips Armstrong off the opposite ropes and looks for a back body drop over the top rope.

Freddy Whoa: Singh sends him outside the ring but Armstrong lands on his feet on the apron!

Zach Davis: Singh has no idea and Armstrong drops to the floor outside and grabs Singh by a leg, dragging him out! Short arm clothesline! Singh hits the floor HARD!

Armstrong waits for Singh to get back up and then spears him into the apron. Singh slumps onto the floor but Armstrong isn’t done with him. As the referee is at a count of three, he picks him up, grabs him by the head and then gives him a running bulldog, jumping into the crowd smashing Singh face-first into the guardrail.

Freddy Whoa: WHOA! It looks like Armstrong is taking this personally! The referee is up to six now but Armstrong’s not done out there. He’s standing in the crowd high-fiving and hugging fans while Singh stumbles up to his feet.

Zach Davis: Springboard forearm off the guardrail! NO! Singh grabs the forearm and arm drags Bruno into the apron!

Singh slides quickly into the ring at the count of 8. Singh gets on the second turnbuckle and throws his arms up in victory as the crowd pelts him with boos.


Freddy Whoa: Bruno is back in! Singh doesn’t see him and runs up to meet him on the second rope!

Zach Davis: Russian leg sweep from the second rope! Armstrong with a cover!



Kickout from Singh!

Freddy Whoa: Armstrong picks him back up, plants him again with a facebreaker DDT!

Zach Davis: No! Singh again grabs that knee, rolls through and Armstrong is in the 15 Minutes of Fame!

Freddy Whoa: This is it this time!

Zach Davis: No! Armstrong viciously kicks Singh off with his free leg.

Singh is back up and whips Armstrong face first into a turnbuckle which he follows directly in with a chop block. Singh slides out of the ring, grabs that same leg and absolutely whips it around the ringpost.

Freddy Whoa: Come on!

The referee again begins scolding Steven who smashes the leg again and then cups his hand to his ear as though he can’t hear the referee. Immediately after, Singh applies a leg grapevine around the ringpost and the referee begins his count.

Zach Davis: I’m not sure The Superstar can hear the referee, did you see him asking the ref to speak louder?

Freddy Whoa: He can hear him fine!

Singh holds it right to the four count again and then finally lets go. Smiling at his handiwork, Singh gets back into the ring and waits for Armstrong to get up. Bruno is on his feet, clearly favoring that leg.

Zach Davis: Singh with a boot to the gut and a PerfectPlex!



Freddy Whoa: Kickout from Armstrong!

Zach Davis: Singh is clearly upset and goes to lock in a spinning toe hold but Armstrong kicks him off and into the corner.

Armstrong struggles back to his feet and Singh comes charging out of the corner only to be met with a crooked arm lariat from Armstrong. He picks him back up then plants him back down with a brainbuster. The crowd pops as Armstrong fights through the pain in his knee and grabs Singh up into a fireman’s carry position.

Freddy Whoa: He’s had enough! He’s going for The Iron Buster!

Zach Davis: No! Knee from The Superstar while he’s across Armstrong’s shoulders...Armstrong’s knee buckles and he drops down to just one.

Singh uses the momentum to roll through into a crucifix pin on Armstrong.

1….Kickout! And the crowd loves it!

Freddy Whoa: A kickout at one! Armstrong still has plenty more in the tank!

Zach Davis: Yeah and The Superstar is pissed. He’s in the ref’s face barking. And now what is this…

Sing heads over to the corner turnbuckle and begins untying it as the crowd boos. The referee is in his ear, threatening him but Singh ignores him.

Freddy Whoa: Apparently it’s cheat to win for Steven Singh.

The crowd’s boos have slowly transformed into a chant.


Zach Davis: Oh he doesn’t like this…

Suddenly furious, he stops untying the turnbuckle pad, the steel only partially exposed. Singh has his hands over both his ears and is screaming at the crowd to stop it. Seeing his frustration they get louder and louder…

Freddy Whoa: Bruno is back up! Rampart Punch to the back of Singh’s head! His face bounced off that turnbuckle! Bruno Armstrong going for a school boy roll up!



Zach Davis: NO! Singh has a shoulder up! And...and his legs are wrapped around Armstrong’s heads! Triangle Choke! BRIGHT LIGHTS! He’s get it locked in in the center of the ring!

Freddy Whoa: Armstrong is trying to fight it off...he’s back up to his feet! The crowd is going nuts!

Zach Davis: He bends back down...he’s going to lift him for a powerbomb to break the hold....

As Armstrong leans in, Singh is able to use both hands to apply even more pressure to the back of the head and just as Armstrong begins to lift Singh off the mat, the choke does its work. Armstrong is back to a knee...and now on the mat…

Freddy Whoa: The referee is checking on Armstrong...and he’s out! That’s it!

The referee calls for the bell and Singh smiles wide, still choking his opponent. The referee is trying to pull him off but Singh isn’t letting go. Finally, Singh relents and bounces up to his feet, throwing both arms up in triumph as the boos of the majority drown out his few cheering fans.

Zach Davis: Wow! “The Superstar” Steven Singh did it! He actually beat somebody clean!

Freddy Whoa: Well other than that part where he was untying the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: Which he never used, for the record.

The Superstar rolls out of the ring towards the announcer as he begins calling the winner’s name.

Kyle Steel: Your winner and keeper of Power by Kanye West as his theme music….The Superstar--

He’s cut off abruptly as Singh snatches the microphone away him and rolls back into the ring.

Singh: You think I’d actually keep this theme after it’s been sullied by the likes of you?! You think that’s what this was about?! Please!

The Superstar spits on the mat in disgust. The crowd begins to chant “THIEVIN STEVEN” again.

Singh: Shut your diabetes-ridden pineapple-holes, your Golden God is talking. No, Bruno, this was never about something as trivial as music; this was always about showing everybody that you don’t belong in MY league, in MY ring or in MY presence. Enjoy your trip to the hospital. Hit my new music!

“Supervillain Theme” by Madvillain blares over the loudspeakers as the crowd boos and The Superstar makes his exit.

Zach Davis: I knew that was going to happen.

Freddy Whoa: What?

Zach Davis: That he’d change his music either way.

Freddy Whoa: No you didn’t.

Zach Davis: Definitely did. You’ve gotta read those dirt sheets man.

Party For Fuccbois

The scene cuts backstage…

Gemini Battle: Ladies and Gentlemen. Apparently, us fuccbois weren’t invited to Corey Black’s party. But we all have so much to say about him. Look at this attendance here.

The scene fades open to a room with a big sign that says ‘CONGRATS COREY’ over a table of heroes, and salads, and a punch bowl. None of the food is touched, and in fact, not another person other than Gemini Battle is in the room. He smiles and looks at the camera.

Gemini Battle: We ALL want to say Congratulations to you, Corey Black… you’ve been an amazing member of the roster for the best umpteen years and your victory over Thomas Bates was nothing short of remarkable. But the most relevant thing is how you once again aligned yourself with people better than you to make yourself seem more relevant. Bravo, Corey… BRAVISIMO!

Doc Henry: I heard there was gon’ be hookers and booze at this shindig for… what are we celebratin’ again?

Gemini Battle: Doc Henry… welcome. We’re here celebrating Corey Black’s victory… because, you know… no fuccbois were allowed at his party. So this is a fuccboi only party!

Doc Henry: Celebration? More like mourning. Where’s the booze at.

Gemini Battle: Well, we know how Corey black is straight edge… you know, he tries to stay clean to help with Jayson Price’s drinking, narcotics, and urine ingestion problem. So no alcohol and no hookers. But… is there anything you would like to say about Corey black and his outlandish achievement at War?

Doc Henry: Actually yes… I find it incredibly inspirational that at his age he can still win titles, let alone find the ring. Even more impressive, redirecting the dead horse that is Pantheon and shitting on it': memory by letting in members of Beach Krew. Sheep move in heards, tigers are lone hunter killers...

Kevin Bishop: Is there any room for me here?

Gemini Battle: Kevin Bishop… didn’t I pin you at War?

Kevin looks down at Gemini Battle with a furious look on his face.

Gemini Battle: You were doing so good too. But alas, I had to lose too, so que sera, sera, right? Anyway, what are you doing here?

Kevin Bishop: I heard we were celebrating Corey Black.

Gemini Battle: are you a fuccboi, because this is a fuccbois only party.

Kevin Bishop: Nope… nothing like that. But I am the People’s Champion, and former US Champion and I do see myself getting closer to that World Title sooner than later so I thought I should come down and say hi.

Gemini Battle: Careful… according to Corey Black he will only defend it against people who won 6 matches in 7 nights so we all maybe have to wait until the next King of the Deathmatch tournament to even have a chance!

Kevin Bishop: Corey Black is going to make all kinds of obstacles to keep the real talent from challenging him for his title... But I claim right here and right now... The Plague will be holding that title before this year is over... And it's not going to take winning 7 matches in a week to make happen... I'm not one to waste an opportunity, as long as your clown self isn't involved it seems... Give it you pinned me, but I still had a standout moment at War and you can't take that from me, brother...

Lilith: Where the Teddy Bears at?

Kevin Bishop and Doc henry couldn’t possibly have left faster leaving Lilith with Gemini Battle alone in the room.

Lilith: Don’t worry, I brought some of my own!

A man comes in with a wheelbarrow full of stuffed animals and dumps it out next to them.

Lilith: This one is named Beardy Bear. I think he’s like Corey Black but MUCH CUTER! And this one is Clowny Bear… does he look familiar?

Gemini Battle: This is the quality of people willing to come to Corey Black’s Party…

Lilith: This is a party for angry Face Beard Bear? Where is he?

Gemini Battle: Well this party is strictly for Fuccbois so he may not be coming because, you know… he’s not a fuccboi like the rest of us.

Lilith: Oh poop. That’s no fun. But maybe we can celebrate my thing.

She heaves out her chest.

Lilith: I was recently named Best Boobs in the WCF. That makes me the Best boobs Champion!

Suddenly Serujah comes walking by behind them both completely naked and looks at Lilith’s award. The crowd goes wild at the attractive naked beauty before she walks off. Lilith thinks that they’re cheering for her and starts to blush.

Lilith: Oh, you guys. Well, if you see Scary Face Beard Angry Bear let me know. He said he wanted to give me a motorboat… I LOVE being on the open seas! Toodleloo!

Gemini Battle: Well the cream of the crop has truly come out to congratulate you Corey. I’m SURE you’ll be a GREAT Champion…Pussy.

Teddy Blaze/Tomohawk/Captain WCF vs Wade Moor/Johnny Rabid/Jared Holmes

The Crowd explodes as a pounding drum beat echoes throughout the arena, signalling the arrive of Teddy Blaze! The lights drop, enveloping the arena in darkness as they turn towards the entrance ramp.

With a crescendo and a burst of flame, Blaze appears before them, holding his hands out over his head and bathing in the applause. He takes a deep bow and walks towards the ring, waving to the fans along the way. He wears an almost cocky grin as he rolls between the ropes, offering his opponent an extended handshake before shrugging and walking to the turnbuckle.

He holds his arms over his head and yells out "WCF Forever!" as he does so, eliciting a cheer from the audience as the music reaches its zenith. He turns and steps back into the ring, waiting for the bell.

Slowly walks down to the ring, head swaying in time to the music. Steps up to the mat from the floor, leans back against the top rope and backward-salts into the ring over the rope. Centers himself in the ring and raises one hand high in the air.

Captain WCF runs from the back as soon as his music hits, straight to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He then gets in the middle of the ring and does a super hero pose before running to his corner.

Zach Davis: Here we have the King of All Media, the Internet Champion, Teddy Blaze... Teamed with the WCF Tag Team Champions. And they're up against not an invading force, but an insidious one; Pantheon.

The lights go dim before turning a brilliant neon blue and purple. “Aquaberry Dolphin (Mysterious Pantheon Remix)” by RiFF-RaFF hits the P.A. as a chorus of booing swells through the crowd.

Zach Davis: And here we go with the next set of #Pantheon members taking to this ring.

Freddy Whoa: How do you do that?

Zach Davis: Do what?

Freddy Whoa: Pronounce the hashtag? I can only say “Pantheon”.

The curtain parts as Thursday Kerrigan steps out onto the stage, a glittering mirror ball mask covering her face and a flag pole in her hand. Unfurling from the post leers a mighty banner of a Jolly Rogers featuring a skull resembling Corey Black wearing shuttershades and reading “#PANTHEON”. The curtains part behind her as “the Six God” Jared Holmes, Wade Moor, and Johnny Rabid enter the arena behind her. Thursday steps to the side as the trio of men advance, all three raising their arms in the arm triumphantly as the booing continues to increase in volume.

Zach Davis: I have no idea what you’re talking about. We should probably say something about these men.

Freddy Whoa: No, this is important. Say it again.

Zach Davis: #Pantheon.

Freddy Whoa: SEE?! Doesn’t it sound different when you say it than when I do!? “Pantheon.” Now you say it.

Zach Davis: #Pantheon.

Freddy Whoa: I’M NOT CRAZY!

The three members descend the ramp to the ring, Jared in the middle taking point as Rabid follows to his right and Wade to his left. They slide in, Rabid and Wade going to opposite corners to pull themselves up the turnbuckle as Jared takes the center of the ring. Thursday slides in behind them, raising the flag as Jared reaches up to remove his own mirror ball mask and crown of diamond-encrusted thorns from his head. The reunited #BeachKrew members raise defiant fists – a crazed grin on the face of Wade, a sly smile on the face of Holmes, and stony seriousness on the face of Rabid. As Moor and Rabid drop to the ground and the men take their corner, the music fades and Thursday slides out of the ring.

Zach Davis: I.. really wasn't sure I'd see the day.

Freddy Whoa: Everyone expects big one-off returns for War. It's a given. But Wade Moor and Jared Holmes didn't do that - they're making their in ring return here tonight at Slam.

Zach Davis: Not as #beachkrew, either. But as Pantheon.

Teddy Blaze, the Internet Champion, decides to start for his team. Before the bell even sounds, Jared Holmes rushes him and starts clubbing him in the back of the head.

Freddy Whoa: Well, here we go!

Holmes throws Blaze to the ropes and smashes him with a European Uppercut as he comes back. The fans don't know how to react as Blaze gets back to his feet and Holmes executes an Arm Drag. Blaze gets up once more and runs into a Scoop Slam before Holmes hits the ropes and goes for a Running Elbow Drop. He then goes for a pin.



No!, Blaze kicks out.

Zach Davis: To say these three men are coming into this match, and WCF as a whole, with a chip on their shoulder is an understatement. Jared Holmes won a World Title shot that he was never given. Wade Moor is a former World Champion. Johnny Rabid feels as if he's been held back and others were given opportunities he should have had.

Freddy Whoa: Some people come into the WCF to make the company a better place. Some people come in just to dominate and take whatever they can for themselves. I'll let you guess what Pantheon is all about.

Holmes lifts Blaze up and hits the ropes, dives, going to Chop Block him, but Blaze hops up. Holmes turns into a VICIOUS Roundhouse Kick from the Internet Champion!, Holmes' eyes roll into the back of his head as he slouches backwards into the ropes, comes back and stumbles into an Elbow Strike from Blaze. Blaze then runs to the ropes and takes Holmes down with a Springboard Tornado DDT!

Zach Davis: Team WCF on the offensive!

Freddy Whoa: You know, Zach, Pantheon ARE part of WCF. This isn't them versus us or anything.

Zach Davis: Well.... it feels that way!

Blaze goes for the pin now.



Broken up by Wade Moor and Johnny Rabid both! The crowd boos.

Freddy Whoa: Teddy Blaze isn't just the Internet Champion - he's the King of All Media.

As Rabid and Moor kick away at Teddy, Holmes leaves the ring and grabs Teddy's crown. He gets into the ring and puts it on his head, mocking him.

Zach Davis: Oh come on.

Teddy Blaze overcomes the Rabid and Moor beatdown and tackles down Holmes, hitting him with several strikes. Tomohawk and Captain WCF have had enough and enter the ring and begin brawling with Rabid and Moor!

Freddy Whoa: All hell has broken loose! If this was a company that had commercials mid match, we'd be taking one now!

The brawl continues until Tomohawk and Captain WCF are able to run at Moor and Rabid to Clothesline them out! This leaves Holmes and Blaze alone in the ring. Blaze runs at Holmes and goes for a Running Crossbody, but Holmes catches him and lifts him onto his shoulders. Teddy shifts his weight and lands behind Holmes, he Dropkicks him into a corner before rolling him up from behind.



No!, Holmes gets the shoulder up. Some semblance of order has been restored and Teddy tags in Captain WCF.

Zach Davis: A certain other Captain of a major wrestling company recently joined their big heel group. Luckily for us, Captain WCF would never do such a thing!

As Captain WCF comes in, Jared Holmes rolls away and tags in Wade Moor. The former World Champion enters the ring and steps up to The Captain.

Freddy Whoa: You have to wonder where these guys would be if the WCF roster hadn't been purged. What would a man like Wade Moor have done in the last several months?

Captain WCF don't care! He hits the cocky Wade Moor with a Knife Edge Chop - which Moor no-sells. He hits an Ear Clap, which Moor DOES sell, and is sent reeling by. Moor runs at Captain WCF and the Cap hits a Hip Toss before running to the ropes, coming back and doing a Cartwheel, hitting Moor with a kick!

Zach Davis: Wade Moor stumbles to his feet, he walks right into Captain WCF...

Inverted Atompic Drop to Moor, followed by another Ear Clap. Captain WCF hits the ropes and goes for a Discus Punch, but Moor ducks it and lifts Captain WCF up with a beautiful Snap Brainbuster.


Freddy Whoa: Wade Moor in control now with that one move.

Moor picks Captain WCF up and hits him with a Very Watery Uppercut which sends him into the Pantheon corner. Rabid chokes Captain WCf while Moor argues with the ref for no apparent reason. Moor runs to Captain WCF-


Moor is sent reeling and Captain WCF elbows Rabid and Holmes off the apron! He quickly props himself up on the turnbuckle and jumps off with a Missile Dropkick!

Freddy Whoa: Captain WCF tags in Tomohawk!

The Tag Team Champions make the tag and Tomohawk comes in with a head of steam. He Clotheslines down Wade Moor. Jared Holmes enters the ring with a head of steam and gets a Clothesline down too. Then Rabid. Then Wade Moor hits him with a sharp elbow to the back of the head.

Zach Davis: OOF.

Moor shoves Tomohawk into the ropes and as he comes back, Moor executes a High Lift Spinebuster! Moor goes for the pin.



NO!, Tomohawk kicks out.

Freddy Whoa: That was a beautiful Spinebuster but Tomohawk is still relatively fresh.

Zach Davis: We can't take Captain WCF and Tomohawk lightly. Yes, Tomohawk may have won the belts by himself, and yes, Captain WCF kinda lucked into holding that Championship, but they defeated Zero Tolerance leading up to War. They've proven themselves as a top tag team.

Moor rolls away and tags in Rabid. Rabid hops into the match and runs at Tomohawk, taking him down with a Fameasser before going for another pin.

Freddy Whoa: One, two.. No, kickout from Tomohawk.

A fan with a "JUSTICE FOR RICO ROJAS" sign gets it confiscated as Rabid stomps away at the Tag Team Champion. Rabid positions himself on the top of a neutral corner before waiting for Tomohawk to get to his feet.

Zach Davis: Blockbuster!

No!, Tomohawk rolls away from it. Rabid runs at him and Tomohawk is able to catch him in an Samoan Drop! Tomohawk pins Rabid.



Broken up by Holmes and Moor.

Freddy Whoa: Come on...

Holmes and Moor execute a quick Double Suplex before rolling out. Rabid pins Tomohawk after that, after crawling towards him and throwing over an arm.



No!, Tomohawk kicks out on his own!

Zach Davis: That's the difference between Pantheon and the rest of the company - Tomohawk kicked out on his own while Pantheon rely on each other.

Freddy Whoa: They're bros, they work well together. So what?

Rabid waits for Tomohawk to get to his feet and runs at him before taking him down with a Backstabber! Rabid rolls away and tags in Holmes.

Zach Davis: Holmes waits until Tomohawk is half way up and lifts him up into an Electric Chair Drop. He's going for the Babymaker!

NO!, Tomohawk is SOMEHOW able to shift himself around and execute a Hurricanrana, which sends Holmes' body flying into the waiting kick of Captain WCF from the apron. Tomohawk dives and tags in Teddy Blaze, who quickly climbs to the top.

Freddy Whoa: Here he goes, Holmes is in position.... HABANERO HIGH DIVE!!

NO!, HOLMES ROLLS AWAY! Teddy stumbles to his feet and Holmes pulls him in.


Holmes drops down and pins Teddy Blaze.




Freddy Whoa: Pantheon steals it!

Aquaberry Dolphin (Mysterious Pantheon Remix) plays as Holmes gets to his feet.

Zach Davis: The man formerly known as Los Tiburones has defeated the man formerly known as Teo Del Sol! What a rivalry these two had.

Freddy Whoa: And still have, from the looks of it!

The Tag Team Champions join Teddy on the outside of the ring as Pantheon celebrates inside of it.

Zach Davis: In our main event, we'll decide the new Trios Champions. You know that Pantheon aren't exactly happy about not being included there - who will walk out as Champions, Zero Tolerance or the Brotherhood?

Freddy Whoa: And after tonight, will they have this team waiting in the wings?

Steven Singh Finds a Partner?

Backstage, Steven Singh approaches a locker room door reading "6ix God Jared Holmes". He knocks confidently. The door doesn't open. He knocks again and a voice answers from the other side.

Jared Holmes: What?!

Steven Singh: Yo, it's The Superstar. I've got a proposition for you.

Jared Holmes: I don't know "The Superstar". Get fucked.

Steven Singh: Yeah you do man, it's Steven Singh.

Jared Holmes: We didn't order curry. Get fu--Oh wait...Thievin' Steven?

Steven Singh: Yeah!

Jared Holmes: Get fucked.

Steven Singh: I need a tag partner for--

Jared Holmes: Did you not read the sign?

The camera widens out to include a sign to the right of the door that reads "No #Fuccbois. Get Rekt."

Steven Singh: Yeah, great sign but it's for the tag ti--

Jared Holmes: Please refer to the sign and promptly fuck off.

Singh lets out a low growl, storms off and gives up on shark-hunting.

Hardcore Title Match
El Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso vs Serujah vs Crazy J

Zach Davis: The following match is a strange one.

Freddie Whoa: What was the booking commission thinking?!

Zach Davis: HOLY HELL!! It's starting already!!

Freddy Whoa: What?

Zach Davis: The bullish*t bookings and/or the WCF wrestlers/"employees" not responding well to it.

Freddy Whoa: Predictions are the "in-thing" this season. So, what's YOUR prediction for this match?

Zach Davis: El Fuego del Eterno Infierno Silencioso is basically deadweight.
Serujah is one crazy motherf...

Freddy Whoa:...shut your mouth!!!

Zach Davis: But, Crazy J, from Zero Tolerance has been completely consistent time in and time out.

Freddy Whoa: Kyle Steel is in the ring.


Kyle Steel: The following match is for the WCF Hardcore Chaaaaaampionshiiiiip!!!

El Fuego del Eterno Infierno Silencioso walks to a barrage of various fire alarms. The Eternal Silent Hellfire proceeds to do somersaults and flips, as he comes down the entrance ramp.

Zach Davis: Why is he stopping?!


Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! Hellfire almost set those people, who are sitting too close to the security barriers.


Despite the errant fire shot, Hellfire keeps his confidence.

Kyle Steel: From parts unknown... weight unknown!! This is El Fuego del Eterno Infierno Silencioso!!!

Freddy Whoa: What IS known of this so called luchadore?!

Woman: My hair!! My hair!! That stupid idiot set my hair on fire!! No... no... I'm fine!! Just need a new weave. Gonna sue that stupid fire thrower!!

Hellfire bounces as he throws fire into the air, as he slides into the ring.

Zach Davis: He acts ready...

Freddy Whoa: But, he doesn't look ready.

Zach Davis: My favorite wrestler is next!!


Encore by Jackyl begins to plays and the crowd erupts into a frenzy of wolf howls and whistles. Serial makes her way to the ring, stopping occasionally to sign autographs.

Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring... from Clinton County, Iowa... weighing in at 92 pounds... she is The Hebrew Hammer....SERUJAH!!!

Zach Davis: Now... All we're going to wait on now is the hardcore champion... Crazy J!!

The arena lights go out and a strobe light goes off over the entrance area. As Mutant X by Twiztid starts and Crazy J steps out wearing a ZT freakshow Jersey and explosions go off on both sides and green lights shine down as smog comes from the ring post and Crazy J makes his way into the ring.

Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan... weighing in at 325 pounds, the WCF Hardcore Champion... Crazy J.

The smog clears Crazy J is rocking back and forth, in the center, of the ring, like crazy man... he then stands up and removes his jersey and is ready to battle.


El Fuego del Eterno Infierno Silencioso takes off directly towards Crazy J, who didn't get the chance to hand over the WCF Hardcore Championship to Kyle Steel. But, once El Fuego got within a foot of the hardcore champion...


Zach Davis: OH MY GAAAAWD!!



Zach Davis: Serujah nailed Crazy J on the back... with no results!!

Crazy J roars and charges towards Serujah...


Crazy J: YOU BITCH!!

Serujah took the edge, of the metal chair, and nailed Crazy J between his legs. As the champion was dropping to his knees she swings the chair...


Zach Davis: Serujah just swung the chair and connected twice!! And NOW... Crazy J is busted open!!


Freddy Whoa: Where in the Hell did HE come from?!?!

El Fuego staggers as he strikes Serujah's naked body with a kendo stick.

Serujah: AHHHHHH!! AH!! AH!! AAAHHHH!!

Crazy J rolls out of the ring.

Zach Davis: It looks like the champion is pulling out objects from under the ring.

Freddy Whoa: It looks a table, which Crazy J is setting up the table next to the ring.

Zach Davis: The champion is pulling out a ladder!!

The champion places the ladder on top of the table. El Fuego slaps Serujah, who flips off El Fuego...


Freddy Whoa: ENZI-COOCHIE!!

Crowd: THAT WAS AWESOME!!! <clap-clap><clap-clap-clap> THAT WAS AWESOME!!<clap-clap><clap-clap-clap>

El Fuego stumbles back into the corner with his back against the turnbuckles, falls down, seated. This makes Serujah very excited. The Hebrew Hammer charges towards a seated El Fuego...



Zach Davis: Broncos Buster!!

Freddy Whoa: SLOPPY FLOPPY!!

Crazy J reenters the ring with barbed wired wrapped chair...


Crazy J strikes Serujah across the head, splitting her open. The champion drops the chair, then grabs her by the hair scraping her face across the barbed wire on the chair.


The champion grabs a bloody Iowian and tossed her into the ropes. Crazy J waits for her until she get very close to the other side, backbody dropping her 92 pound body OVER the top ring rope...



Zach Davis: The ladder was bent in half but the table was barely broken.

Freddy Whoa: What's El Fuego doing?!

El Fuego, with chair in hand... flies off the top Turnbull. As he flies towards the table, El Fuego places chair under his backside, when he lands on Serujah.


Crazy J is crouched near a ring post, waiting for El Fuego to stand up in the rubble that was a table...



Crazy J grabs for the damaged ladder and sets it against the edge of the ring apron at 70 degree angle. The champion picks up El Fuego in a reverse DDT... ON THE LADDER.


The champion picks up Serujah by her crotch....


Zach Davis: What's that move called?!

Freddy Whoa: Crotch Slam!!

Crazy J grabs El Fuego and drags him into the ring. El Fuego is standing, until... out of nowhere Crazy J locks in the sleeper then wraps his legs around the waist of El Fuego, squeezing until he passes out. The ref checks on El Fuego...

Zach Davis: I think El Fuego cannot continue...


Kyle Steel: The winner of the match, due to submission... And STIIIIIILL WCF HARDCORE CHAMPION... CRAZY J!!!

FPV vs Kevin Bishop

The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on a group of people in black hoods and Plague doctor masks, as the lights beam down on them, the move away to reveal The Plague Kevin Bishop holding out his arms taking in the roar of the crowd. He wears his black studded leather vest and his hair drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp with the fans reaching out to him. Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second with a grin on his face as he takes in the roaring of the crowd. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring. He makes his way to the far corner and awaits his opponent.

Kyle Steel: Introducing first… KEVIN BISHOP!

The lights dim to a blood red, as glitchy electronic noises fill the arena. Many suspect that "Ghosts n' Stuff" is about to play...until instead they get a snippet of multiple songs. First "You Know My Name," then "Mountain Song," "Ghosts 'n Stuff, "The Scott Pilgrim Anthem," and finally "Professional Griefers." This snippets play seemingly at random until all sound stops, and the lights go off completely, until two words pop up on the titantron, in big white letters.


The crowd explodes in applause as "Absolute Zero" hits the P.A and Frank Patrick Venable finally makes his entrance, dressed in a dark red hoodie and athletic pants, ready for a fight. He runs down to the ring at an almost inhumane speed, sliding into the ring from underneath the bottom rope. He panders to the always appreciative crowd before removing his hoodie and entering his corner, waiting for the bell.

Kyle Steel: His opponent… FRANK PATRICK VENABLE!

Zach Davis: This is truly a vision of the past and the future of the WCF, which seems to be an ongoing theme in tonight’s matchups. FPV is a former multiple time tag champ, US Champ and World Champ and many believe that Kevin Bishop has those characteristics to make him just as successful here in the WCF.

Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop earned the respect and admiration of the crowd and the roster after his impressive run during War. His People’s Title reign has gone off without a hitch thus far and his brotherhood continues to grow. I see a ‘Newcomer of the Year’ award nomination if not win in his future.

The bell rings and the match begins. FPV and Bishop circle each other, hesitant to make the first move. FPV raises his hand in the air in a test of strength. Never one to back away from a challenge Bishop accepts and grabs his hand.

Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop towers over FPV… there’s definitely something up his sleeve.

FPV kicks Bishop in the leg sending him down to his knees. Frank lets go of the hand and steps back before…

Freddy Whoa: BOOM, HEADSHOT!

Zach Davis: But Bishop rolls down and out of the ring to avoid the contact.

He shakes the cobwebs out but doesn’t have long to recuperate as FPV comes diving out with a between the ropes suicide dive knocking Bishop into the barricades. Frank rolls back into the ring before shouting at the referee to ‘COUNT IT!’

Bishop gets to his feet as Frank yells at the referee to count faster, but he maintains his consistent count.

Freddy Whoa: Can he get up in time?


Freddy Whoa: Bishop doesn’t like to play it close. He should have taken the extra five seconds to recoup. FPV is right on top of him!

Bishop rolls back into the ring and is met with a fury of boots from FPV. He’s relentless on the People’s Champion as he places perfectly placed feet into the ribcage of Bishop who is doing all he can to cover up the vicious and accurate shots. Bishop eventually again has no choice but to roll out of the ring to regain his composure. Frank the Tank still remains offensive.

He rolls out of the ring and begins stalking his prey like a trained condor searching for a rat in a grass field. He locates and makes contact by jumping on the barricade and delivering a splash onto Bishop sending them both crashing into the ground. FPV doesn’t let Bishop rest this time as he rolls him back into the ring and rolls in underneath and quickly covers and hooks the leg.

Zach Davis: The quick pin!


Freddy Whoa: Not even a two count!

Bishop kicks out before the referee even gets to 2 and again FPV remains offensive. He grabs a headlock and wrenches it in, twisting and contorting his body and taking Bishop’s head along for the ride. Bishop delivers a strike to the midsection of Frank which allows him to gain some position. Another punch allows him to get onto both knees.

Kevin Bishop, in a show of tremendous strength and resilience, gets back to his feet and pushes Frank into the ropes breaking free of the death grip. When he returns to the center Frank delivers a shoulder block which is worse than hitting a brick wall when Bishop barely takes a step back and FPV flies backwards and hard into the ropes.

Zach Davis: These two men could not be more different. Frank is a technical master whereas Bishop uses his strength and athleticism to help him get a one up on the opposition.

Bishop shakes out the cobwebs and finds his opponent on the outside. He takes chase, sliding under the bottom rope as FPV runs around the outside. He slides in under the bottom rope and Bishop follows. Frank goes for an elbow drop as Bishop rolls in but Kevin rolls out quickly evading the strike before rolling back in and standing tall over his opponent.

He stands over Frank with a look of fury in his eyes as Frank pleads on his knees to stop. Bishop pays no mind as he grabs Frank by the top of the head. The referee scolds Bishop for grabbing a handful of hair as Frank seizes the opportunity and delivers a low blow to Bishop behind the referees back sending him down to his knees.

Then out of nowhere…

Freddy Whoa: BOOM! HEADSHOT!

The super kick is perfectly placed underneath the People’s Champion’s jaw sending out spit and sweat into the air as he falls not-so-gracefully onto his back. Frank covers, and hooks the leg.





Freddy Whoa: And after that, itt looks like FPV has his eyes on that People’s Championship belt.

FPV leaves the ring and celebrates as he backpeddles up the ramp, leaving Bishop holding his jaw in pain in the middle of the ring.

Television Title Match

As we come back from commercial, Teddy Blaze is in the ring.

Teddy Blaze: As the King of All Media, I find it bizarre that Gemini Battle, the Television Champion, wasn't scheduled to compete for his Title here tonight. In fact-

“Duality” By Slipknot plays over the loudspeaker and WCF Television Champion Gemini Battle enters through the entrance ramp.

Freddy Whoa: Well, looks like Gemini Battle is out here after all!, even after tonight's announcements!

He makes his way to the ring and confronts Teddy Blaze. He grabs a microphone and brings it to his mouth.

Gemini Battle: We spent two weeks tearing each other apart. We hit points that shouldn’t be hit. We talked about things that shouldn’t be talked about. And at the end of the day we both walked out of War better men for it.

He extends his hand out.

Gemini Battle: Despite what has been said the past 3 weeks you’ve earned my respect. Whether you want it or not… you’ve got it.

Teddy looks around at the crowd and the increasingly large number of red glasses that everyone is wearing. Then he looks at Gemini and sees an equal amount of Gemini Battle T-Shirts. Then he looks closer and sees the number of people wearing Gemini Battle T-Shirts and Red Glasses. Finally he accepts the handshake.

Teddy Blaze: You earned mine too, Gemini.

The two men shake hands and the crowd cheers, embracing the unlikely alliance.

Gemini Battle: Now scoot.

Teddy Blaze: Excuse me?

Gemini Battle: Get outta here. Seth booked me against a mystery opponent for the Television Title… I gotta fight.

Teddy Blaze: Poor man that has to fight you. Good luck.

Teddy Blaze exits the ring and walks down the ramp but stops short of the curtain. He looks stunned as Howard Stern comes out with a shopping cart full of weapons.

Howard Stern: He did book you for a TV Title match. And since Teddy has earned the title of King of All Media I need something. I need to be the King of television. I’m coming for that title, Battle!

Gemini Battle: This is my toughest fight yet… and I’m DEFINITELY including the fight I had against ZMac!

Howard Stern pushes past Teddy who laughs as he walks out and Stern stops ringside before emptying the cart into the ring. He throws in a steel chair and a chain. He throws in a small television and then a frying pan. He struggle to put a kitchen sink into the ring then decides to leave it in the cart.

Howard Stern: Ring the bell!

The bell rings and the match begins. Howard Stern climbs underneath the bottom rope and gets up. He is met with a ‘High Voltage’ tornado kick knocking him into the ropes and hard onto the ground. Gemini then climbs to the top rope before hitting Thunder in Paradise on top of Howard Stern and goes for the pin.




The referee raises Gemini Battle’s hand and then hands him a microphone.

Gemini Battle: ANOTHER successful title defense for the Television Champion. And I’m gonna do it again. I earned my rematch because I was never pinned to lose my title in the first place, and I lasted longer than every other active member on the roster in War. I earned my title shot.... and I'm gonna make good on it.

Zach Davis: bold words by the Television Champion, but only time will tell how it will go.

Trios Titles Match
The Brotherhood vs Zero Tolerance
Damian Kaine/Dion Necurat/Psychopomp vs Adrian Archer/Jason Cash/Salem Shepard

Coming back from commercial, a beautiful scene of a sunset from a Hawaiian beach is seen, then fades into a panning crowd shot with Zach Davis Narrating the action.


Closeups of fans reveal signs that say "Pantheon are Gods" "Bishop 316", "Corey Black Please Murder My Vagina" and "I came to Hawaii fo da Dub!".

Freddy Whoa: Hawaii..the only place Zach gets Lei'd on the regular!

Zach Davis: WILL YOU STOP?

Freddy Whoa:Easy Gorilla..We still got a main event to come!

Zach Davis: Yes fans with all of this talk of people coming back to WCF, our main event features 6 newcomers from the 2 hottest new stables in WCF! Better yet, Seth has made this match even MORE special by putting the Trios Titles on the line!

Freddy Whoa: The Trios Titles have been held by some of the WCF's most elite superstars! And now the next generation of WCF Superstars goes to battle for these illustrious..Hey..What...Sarah Twilight!

Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight has joined us next to our announce location at ringside after her match earlier tonight! Sarah..Hey Sarah..

Freddy Whoa: Shes ignoring you Zach..She knows about the pictures in your wallet..

Zach Davis: Wha..w..How do YOU know?

Freddy Whoa: Remember that time I went into your hotel room and I found them on the nightstand next to the Jergens..

Zach Davis: Okay, Lets get to the match!

Avenged Sevenfolds "Symphonic Tribute" begins as Necurat, Kaine, and Psychopomp walk out together side by side.


Zach Davis: As they enter the ring, showing a united front, one has to wonder how Zero Tolerance is going to do being that Archer just joined this past week

Freddy Whoa: The Brotherhood is a COLLECTIVE! These men eat, sleep, live together. That has to be in their favor when it comes to Teamwork..

The Brotherhood members are all business pacing the ring..Even Psychopomp seems a bit more focused than normal..The lights go out.."The Equalizer" by Harry Gregson Williams plays and All three members of Zero Tolerance, Save Crazy J, rush the ring..Lights go on, Bell rings..The match is underway..

Zach Davis: BAD BLOOD BETWEEN THESE TWO FACTIONS IS FUELING AN ALL OUT BRAWL! Cash clotheslines Psychopomp over the top rope and goes right out after him! Kaine and Necurat have isolated Shepard and now he goes outside! Archer is watching..

Freddy Whoa: SEE THAT! No team spirit!

Zach Davis: Mean while in the back Bishop is watching on a television and Crazy J..well..Our cameras saw him go into a restroom with a burner phone..

Freddy Whoa: Sicko..

Zach Davis: Archer seems amused at the brawl on the outside..He's reaching into his trunks..What???

Freddy Whoa: MENTOS!

Zach Davis: What the hell? He's opened the package..HE'S EATING A MENTOS FROM HIS TRUNKS! And theres that smile..There go the Mentos into the crowd..HERE COMES ARCHER!


Zach Davis: We've got to go to a comemrcial..We'll be right back here on Slam!

Zach Davis: We are back here and the ref has regained control in this match..And Sarah Twilight still has not moved!

Freddy Whoa: I know Shepard and you have a thing for her..

Zach Davis: I DO NOT!

Freddy Whoa: The Photos..The Jergens..

Zach Davis: Lets get back to the match!

Shepard starts off against Psychopomp..both men good fighters in their own right..Collar and elbow..Pomp with a kick to the shin of Shepard and a leg sweep bringing Shepard off his feet! Pomp off the ropes..Springboard dropkick! Shepard back up..another drop kick by Pomp..Shepard springs up..A third..NO DICE! Shepard blocks and hits an elbow and another elbow to pomps head!

Freddy Whoa: And now Shepard playing to Twilight..She looks less than impressed..Wait..from Behind! Rollup…NO 2 Count!

Zach Davis: And now Shepard steps out of the ring and gives way to Archer; remember, under Trios Rules, a tag does not necessarily need to be made, so long as only one competitior is in the ring at a time..And PsychoPomp gives way to Kaine..Here we go!

Freddy Whoa: Big Rivalry here…

Zach Davis: The men circling each other..Archer with that grin of his but Kaine looks focused..Kaine charges..Archer sidesteps..And a slap to the back of the head!

Freddy Whoa: Disrespect there..

Zach Davis: But Kaine uses his quickness to sidestep Archers attempt..And now slaps him!

Freddy Whoa: WOAH!

Zach Davis: Kaine and Archer lockup..Archer with the power advantage corners Kaine..Backhand chops..Over and over again…Whip by Archer..Kaine scales the corner..Flying back elbow catches Archer! Both men up..Dropkick by Kaine! And another! Kaine off the ropes..Crossbody…Archer catches him…Firemans Carry…BASTARD BOMB! Cover! And a save by Necurat! Here comes Cash! Cash and the Gladiator trading shots! Whip by Necurat…Reversed by Cash! Clothesline…Ducked…Off the ropes….SUPERKICK BY CASH! Cover…And PsychoPomp with the save! Now its Cash and Pomp…Fast and furious action here in our main event!

Freddy Whoa: Cash looking to ground the high flyer PsychoPomp..

Zach Davis: Kick to the gut by Cash! Setting him up for a powerbomb…Lifts him up…PsychoPomp fighting…Cash backing up…Shepard Grabs Pomps Head…Guillotine on the top rope…Springs into a POWERBOMB! Teamwork shown by Zero Tolerance! And now Cash with a mudhole stomp..Huge boots on the head before picking him up to a vertical base…Hooks PsychoPomp..Lifts up..DOWN WITH THE SUPLEX! Cover! And a 2 count! The crowd starting to rally behind PsychoPomp as Cash locks in a rear chinlock..

Freddy Whoa: Meanwhile, we see Bishop in the back…Trying to will his men into the match…

Zach Davis: Pomp fighting with everything he’s got..Fights to a vertical base..And out of the chinlock..PsychoPomp to the ropes..Blind tag by Necurat…Tags can be used as well in this match..STARGAZER…Ducked..INTO A BIG BOOT BY NECURAT! COVER! And Shepard Makes the Save! Cash rolls out while Shepard Snaps a DDT onto Necurat! Necurat Groggy but coming to..Shepard leaps onto the turnbuckle..DIVING DDT SPIKES NECURAT! Shepard up to the top..Could he be going for Moon glorious..He points at Twilight..No reaction..Kaine leaps into the ring..springboard…ENZIGURI Knocks Shepard Loopy! Necurat up..Grabs Shepard..Up on his shoulders..ELECTRIC CHAIR! Kaine on the top rope..Going for his 450 splash…But Archer comes in, leaping on the turnbuckle!

Freddy Whoa: WHOS LEGAL! I hate these Trio Rules!

Zach Davis: I believe its Archer and Kaine...Archer trying a superplex..Blocked…Blocked again..Necurat now climbing behind Archer..Clubbing him with blows from the second rope…Wait a minute…Cash is in there…LOW BLOW TO NECURAT! Cash Has Necurat in Powerbomb position…HERE WE GO!!!!

Freddy Whoa: BAH GAWD!


Freddy Whoa: The ref looks like he was collateral damage in that cluster that happened in the ring!

Zach Davis: Ref is on the floor..Shepard motions over to us..As he Rams PsychoPomp into the steel stairs..No..Reversal…Shep hits the stairs! Psychopomp wasting no time..Grabs Shepard…Moving him over to our announce table..Shepard elbows out..And hits a clothesline on PsychoPomp! Shepard looking at Twilight..OOOO GETS CLOCKED BY ONE OF OUR MONITORS!

Freddy Whoa: Meahwhile, Necurat and Cash have moved their part of the battle to the outside..WHERE THE HELL IS THE REF?


Freddy Whoa: Bishop said PsychoPomp is hardcore…This could end his or Shepards Career!


Zach Davis: NOBODY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR TABLE IS BROKEN!

Freddy Whoa: Shepard is still out how in the hell…


Freddy Whoa: Which leaves two men in the ring…Kaine and Archer trading furious blows! Kaine gets the better of the exchange…Kaine unloading on Archer!

Zach Davis: Off the opposite ropes…CROSSBODY! Archer throws him off…Both men up…PELE KICK BY KAINE!!!! Kaine leaps onto the back of Archer…Archer to his feet…Kaine hanging on..Hooking the arms…STRAIGHT JACKET! STRAIGHT JACKET! HE’S GOT THE LEGS WRAPPED AROUND ARCHERS BODY AND THE ARMS SINCHED IN!



Freddy Whoa: WOAH!


Freddy Whoa: HE GOT OUT OF IT..Give him that..

Zach Davis: Both men struggle to their feet….Archer over to the ropes..Springboard…Catches Kaine..Rolls Him Over…BEHOLDER!!!!!! THE BEHOLDER!!!!!!! ITS LOCKED IN!!!!!!! HERE COMES THE REF!!!!!!


Kaine has no choice. He's out.


Archer releases the hold and gets to his feet. He's quickly joined by Salem and Cash.

Freddy Whoa: Salem Sheppard, Jason Cash, and Adrian Archer have all won their first piece of gold here in the WCF! What a match!

Damian Kaine begins to come to as he's checked on by the other members of the Brotherhood. But instead of the Zero Tolerance music playing... The Mysterious Pantheon theme hits.

Freddy Whoa: Oooohhh shit.

Zach Davis: Here they come.

Firstly, Wade Moor, Johnny Rabid, and Jared Holmes step out from the back.

Freddy Whoa: These three won a hard fought Trios contest earlier tonight, you know they were pissed all along they weren't in this main event Title match.

Secondly, Joey Flash steps out.... along with Corey Black, the WCF World Heavyweight Champion. The Title is slung over his shoulder.

Zach Davis: We're going to have a fight.

David Sanchez and Zombie McMorris step out onto the stage next, and all of The Brotherhood and Zero Tolerance have gotten up in the ring, each of them sticking to their own sides of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Wait, wait - HERE COMES THOMAS URIEL BATES!

Bates enters through the crowd and slides right into the ring!, along with Kevin Bishop on one side and Crazy J on the other! The Brotherhood and Zero Tolerance members join their stables as Thomas Uriel Bates stands between them.

Zach Davis: I can't believe it, Freddy, but for the moment, Pantheon is outnumbered!

Flash and Black look at one another and nod. The Brotherhood and the Zero Tolerance members stare across the ring at each other - but they have a common enemy, and they turn their gazes towards the ramp... towards Pantheon. Thomas Uriel Bates is fired up, he shakes the ropes out of anger and yells for Pantheon to bring it.

Freddy Whoa: We knew things would get out of control sooner than later!

Once again, just like at the end of War, the arena is FLOODED with security guards. Two guards for each member of each faction, at least. The fans boo.


Each member of each group is trying to rush the other, but WCF must have increased it's security budget tenfold, because they're just too much. Finally, Master of Puppets hits.

Zach Davis: And here comes Seth.

Seth Lerch sprints out from the ring and runs through the security guards, and more importantly, runs past Pantheon. He's wearing full riot gear. He flips up the riot mask as he reaches the mid way between the ring and the entryway; he's got a mic.

Seth Lerch: ENOUGH!

Obviously, no one stops fighting.

Seth Lerch: I SAID ENOUGH!

Finally, both sides realize they're not going to get anywhere with all this security.

Seth Lerch: Let's cut to the chase. Thomas Uriel Bates? I don't know how you've done it, but you've seemingly united two groups that tried to kill each other tonight to win the Trios Titles.

Seth turns towards Pantheon.

Seth Lerch: And Pantheon? You guys managed to get back on the roster without the entire fed collapsing in on itself; that's something!

Mixed reaction from the crowd.

Seth Lerch: We already know what you and Bates are doing at Helloween, Corey, but that leaves me the entire rest of the card.... and that leaves me Hellimination itself.

Pop from the crowd! They want to know!

Zach Davis: It has taken various forms throughout the years, but Hellimination is Helloween's signature event! What does Seth have in mind this year?

Seth Lerch: Joey Flash. Johnny Rabid. Jared Holmes. Wade Moor. David Sanchez. Zombie McMorris. And he's back next week, but that son of a bitch Jayson Price. That's seven. So we need seven more.

Seth begins to pace.

Seth Lerch: There are a lot of men in the ring there - and besides that, a lot of men in the back that want a piece of Pantheon. Some women, too. So I've thought long and hard about who should be the front line against Wrestling's Mightiest Stable....

The crowd waits in anticipation.

Seth Lerch: And I couldn't figure it out.

They boo; the Pantheon members laugh to themselves, like, "of course."

Seth Lerch: Which is why I'm going to nominate two team captains to decide who else will join them to fight Pantheon at Hellimination. Two Team Captains that, tonight, showed me that they'll relish the opportunity to work together. Two team captains that will represent Thomas Uriel Bates' vision for a united WCF against the invading Pantheon.

The crowd is silent, listening.

Zach Davis: What is Seth getting at?

Seth grins.

Seth Lerch: The Team WCF captains for Hellimination will be... ADRIAN ARCHER AND DAMIAN KAINE!

The crowd cheers, boos, and gives a mixed reaction all at once, somehow!

Freddy Whoa: ...What?

Zach Davis: But they hate each other!

Seth laughs to himself.

Seth Lerch: What? You don't think they can get along well enough to lead a team against Wrestling's Mightiest Stable? Well they better. Hey, Adrian?

Seth looks directly at Archer.

Seth Lerch: You want to keep that belt, right?

Adrian nods.

Seth Lerch: And you, Kaine. You want another chance at winning it, right?

Kaine nods too.

Seth Lerch: Well, the very landscape of the WCF Championship scene is going to be at stake here - not the World Title, but EVERY Title. You see, Team WCF, if you can defeat Pantheon - EACH AND EVERY member of the stable will be ineligible for a Title shot of ANY kind until One.

Pop from the crowd!

Zach Davis: Thank God! Why would they deserve anything!?

Seth Lerch: But if you lose...

Freddy Whoa: Uh oh.

Seth Lerch: If you lose, Team WCF, if you can't unite like Thomas Uriel Bates seems to think you can.... I'll allow Pantheon carte blanche at One, to insert themsleves into any Title match or Title opportunity they wish.

The crowd boos that heavily.

Seth Lerch: Trios Titles, Television Title, Tag Titles - whatever, it'll be up to Pantheon. So Archer and Kaine - good luck, boys. Prove Thomas Uriel Bates proud. Because if you don't?

Seth shakes his head.

Seth Lerch: May God help us all.

Master of Puppets plays again as Seth leaves. Security won't let up, but the security in the ring is even more tense than ever; Adrian Archer and Damian Kaine stare at each other from across the two sides.

Zach Davis: What an announcement!

Freddy Whoa: I have no idea who is going to go to Helloween. Archer and Kaine have to pick five men. That's two each, with one odd man out, how are they going to do it!?

Zach Davis: If they fail - Pantheon takes over One!

Freddy Whoa: Goodnight, fans!

The show finally ends as Pantheon raise their arms in the air, disregarding security simply to display their dominance over the company.

Table of Contents

Slam Intro

Alpha Title Contendership Battle Royal

Lilith Segment

The Deplorables vs Zombie McMorris/David Sanchez

Oblivion Segment

Steven Singh Segment

Oblivion/Doc Henry vs Sarah Twilight/Lilith

Adam Young Segment

Winner Keeps Their Entrance Music: Bruno Armstrong vs Steven Singh

Party For Fuccbois

Teddy Blaze/Tomohawk/Captain WCF vs Wade Moor/Johnny Rabid/Jared Holmes

Thievin' Steven Finds a Partner?

Hardcore Title Match: El Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso vs Serujah vs Crazy J

FPV vs Kevin Bishop

Television Title Match

Trios Titles Match: The Brotherhood vs Zero Tolerance

Of The Week

Johnny Rabid/Wade Moor/Jared Holmes
FPV vs Kevin Bishop



Corey Black
Gemini Battle
Crazy J
Kevin Bishop
Teddy Blaze
CJ Phoenix
Tag Team:
Tomohawk/Captain WCF
Trios Team: