the Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu, Hawaii
Back stage we see archer and then we see the rest of zero tolerance. Crazy J and Shep are messing around with marshmallow guns and they are shooting cash and he seems pissed off and then Archer goes to speak and J shoots one right in his mouth and he and shep high five each other.
Adrian Archer: Look guys can we be serious for a minute?
Crazy J: I will give you 30 seconds go…
Adrian Archer: So what are your plans for October 30th?
Salem Shepard: Oh shit the night before Halloween well J and I was planning to go get candy.
Adrian Archer: But Halloween is the next night…
Just then he gets hit in the eye with a marshmallow from shep this time…
Salem Shepard: Sorry homie j said time was up.
Crazy J: dude If we wait till Halloween night all the good candy will be gone so I want to go the night before and get the good shit.. I want peanut butter cups I don’t want that nasty shit that is left over in the bowl.
Cash: I was thinking I would drink me a beer or thirty.
Adrian Archer: Guys I need to fill this 7 man team… can I count on you?
Crazy J: Look man this is the WCF war it is not my battle?
Adrian Archer: no but don’t you want to beat these guys?
Salem Shepard: Look man…
Crazy J: Dude the WCF wanted to call me a jobber they called shep it and they called Cash so why should we?
Adrian Archer: Will you guys do it for me?
Salem Shepard: Nah…
Crazy J: Nope
Adrian Archer: Ar you fucking kidding me?
Crazy J: no…
Salem Shepard: Dude you look all pissed and shit if you need us we got your back.
Cash: we got you somebitch
Crazy J: Fuck it I guess I am in.
Vladislav Afanasy vs Dion Necurat
Afanasy and Necurat are already in the ring, and Kyle Steel quickly escapes the ring when Afanasy yells at him.
Freddy Whoa: Afansy wants to get to a quick start!
Necurat instantly rushes at Afanasy for a clothesline, but Afanasy ducks and reverses it into a german suplex!
Zach Davis: What a reversal!
Freddy Whoa: Afanasy stomping at Dion, showing no mercy.
Afanasy is just stomping away, until Dion rolls out of the way.
Freddy Whoa: Finally, Dion gets on the offensive side!
Zach Davis: A DDT by Necurat.
Freddy Whoa: Afanasy no sells it!
Zach Davis: And Afanasy punches Dion repeatedly
Freddy Whoa: This is an impressive debut by Afanasy!
Zach Davis: It can't go on any longer for Dion like this.
Afanasy is now looking at the turnbuckle nearby. Then he has an expression on his face like he has an idea.
Freddy Whoa: Oh no, Afanasy puts Necurat chest first into the turn buckle.
Zach Davis: He now lifts Necurat onto the top rope...
Afanasy does a German Suplex of the top rope.
Davis and Whoa: WHOA!!!
Davis: Afanasy hasn't bridged properly!
Dion Necurat is now placed on top of Afanasy, whose shoulders are down.
Freddy Whoa: Dion just won!
Zach Davis: Afanasy botched his debut match and boy, did he pay the price! I thought Afanasy had it for sure! Even though he lost, Afanasy has some great potential.
Afanasy is complaining to the referee about counting the pin as Slam fades to black for a commercial break.
Thomas Uriel Bates Segment
We cut backstage to find Thomas Uriel Bates walking through the backstage corridor. Bates appears to be walking with a purpose as many backstage crew workers step out of his way to avoid colliding with the mountain of a man… until someone steps across, but in the wrong direction and crashes straight into the former world champion. It is none other than WCF Worlds Greatest Boobs Champion, Lilith. Who looks like she is about to explode she looks so angry.
Lilith: YOU!!! You thinks you can avoids me all day?! YOU THINKS THAT?!! You thinks you can maybe even avoids me all weeks?! I knows you took her you ASSHOLE FACE!!! I wants her back… RIGHT MEOW!!! I dont cares if you are… THIS much bigger than me! I will rip you to FUCKING shreds til you gives me her back!!! I am dead bear freaking SERIOUS right meow!!! GIVE… HER… BACK!!!
Thomas Uriel Bates: Lilith, I didn’t take your bear.
Lilith now gets right into Bates face, a few nearby staff hide away expecting things to blow up right here and now.
Lilith: STOP LYING!!! I SAWS THE FOOTAGES!!! So did Sharky!!! He tolds me on tweeters than he thoughts you took her as well and I knows you did! No bear else saw her and no bear else has been near me!!! YOU TOOK HER!!! AND I WANT HER BACK!!! I WILL FUCKING END YOU IF YOU---
Bates lifts up his giant hand and places it in front of Liliths face, quieting her down.
Thomas Uriel Bates: I didn’t take your bear, Lilith. Check them again.
Lilith: YOU CHECK THEM AGAIN!!!
Thomas Uriel Bates: This conversation is over, Lilith. I don’t have time for this.
Lilith: Yeah?! YEAH?!! WELL I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOU… YOU BIG FREAKING ASSHOLE BEAR!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!!
By the time Lilith had finished ranting, Bates had already walked away from the scene leaving the crazed brunette standing there all alone.
Lilith: THIS… ISNT… OVER!!!
Sandy Cabbage/Red Trunks vs Steven Singh/Cliff of Doom
Kyle Steel: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
The Jeopardy theme song plays.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from Cameron, West Virginia, weighing in at 228 pounds, Red Trunks!
Zach Davis: We haven’t seen Red Trunks since he was Wolf’s impromptu opponent over a year ago.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah, and he didn’t do so hot. Maybe with a partner the result will be different.
Red Trunks jogs down to the ring. A really bad version of “Pomp and Circumstance” plays to bring down his partner.
Kyle Steel: His partner, accompanied down the aisle by Miss Elizabotch, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 245 pounds, “Botcho Man” Sandy Cabbage!
Freddy Whoa: What’s this guy’s story, Zach?
Zach Davis: I have no idea. He’s either delusional or does bad impersonations of a legendary wrestler at birthday parties and comic-cons. Maybe it’s both.
Elizabotch leads Sandy Cabbage to the ring. Cabbage holds up the second rope for her, but it slip out of his hand and hits her in the back of the head as she tried to climb into the ring.
“No Leaf Clover” begins to play. The arena goes dark. James Hetfield finger picks over the sound of strings and wind instruments. When the rest of the band kicks in, a spotlight shines on Cliff of Doom, who is at the top of the aisle posing with his arms stretched, fists clenched, and his head thrown back while he lets out a yell.
Kyle Steel: Their opponents, first, from Selden, New York, weighing in at 190 pounds, Cliff of Doom!
He walks down to the ring. At the end of the first verse, the song cuts to the guitar solo, by which point Cliff climbs on to the second rope and repeats the same pose from before.
The gruff voice from the 80s sample announces "Cold getting dumb..." and golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage. The menacing beat of the Supervillain Theme by Mad Villain fills the arena and The Superstar Steven Singh steps out to an enthusiastic, if mixed, reaction.
Kyle Steel: His partner, from the Center of the Universe: New York, New York, weighing in at 245 pounds, “Superstar” Steven Singh!
Stopping on the stage he smiles wry and smug, right arm raised in the air, back of his hand to the crowd, left hand behind his back. As the gold fountains shrink back into the stage, The Superstar lowers his hand, twirling his wrist and half-bowing his head with faux gratitude to the fans. He smiles, heading down to the ring and jawing with the crowd as his name is announced over the PA. Singh climbs the stairs to the apron, wipes his feet, steps through the ropes and then bounces up, arms extended to his sides with his palms up soaking in the alternating adulation and animosity.
Zach Davis: This is the first time Cliff and Steven Singh are teaming up and their only match before their Tag Title shot next week at Helloween.
Freddy Whoa: Not a lot of time to prepare, Zach. Let’s see what they can pull off in this match.
Red Trunks will start the match for his team. Singh and Cliff argue in their corner about who will start first. It looks as if Singh finally acquiesces and will let Cliff start, but as soon as Cliff turns his back to face Red Trunks, Singh runs at Red Trunks and knocks him down with an axe handle, causing the ref to force Cliff to his corner and call for the bell to start the match.
Singh mounts Red Trunks and begins striking him in the head with punches. The ref starts a five count but Singh gets up at four. He walks over to Cabbage, twirling his finger in the air to mock him. Cabbage reaches to hit Singh but Singh backs up right into a schoolboy by Red Trunks.
Singh kicks out, gets to his feet, and kicks Red Trunks right in the chest. He picks Red Trunks up and sends him into the corner, screaming “Did you just try to pin me” before chopping him in the chest a number of times. He scrapes Trunks’ eyes over the top rope before sending him off the ropes. Trunks reverses and throws Singh into the opposite rope. Cliff tags Singh’s back. Trunks bends down. Singh sunset flips. Trunks falls and Singh locks Trunks in the 15 Minutes of Fame. Cliff comes off the top rope frog splashes Trunks. Trunks taps but the ref doesn’t call for the bell.
Zach Davis: Cliff’s the legal man. Trunks can tap all he wants but the ref legally can’t stop the match.
Singh gets up and argues with the ref but the ref tells him that Cliff tagged in. Singh disdainfully looks at Cliff and they begin to argue.
Freddy Whoa: Uh-oh, dissension already.
While they argue, Trunks crawls to his corner and tags in Cabbage. Cabbage executes a running knee to Singh’s back knocking him out of the ring.
Cabbage turns around and pokes Cliff right in the eye. He gets Cliff in the corner and punches Cliff a number of times and follows them up with a back elbow. He gets Cliff out of the corner and drops him with a piledriver in the center of the ring. He climbs to the top rope and signals that it’s time for the elbow drop.
Zach Davis: Oh, man, is this guy actually going to do it?!
However, he sees how high above the mat he is.
Freddy Whoa: I think Botcho Man is a little scared to jump off the top rope.
Cliff takes advantage of the situation by running up the turnbuckles and grabbing Cabbage.
Zach Davis: CLIFFHANGER!
The crowd pops. Cliff claps his hands and encourages the fans to clap, too. He stalks Cabbage, getting ready for the Doomstone. However, Trunks climbs to the top rope and tries to hit Cliff in the back with a double axe handle. Cliff turns around in time and punches Trunks in the stomach. Cabbage starts punching Cliff but Cliff pushes him away. Singh runs into the ring and grabs Cabbage around the waist. Cliff super kicks Cabbage and Singh throws Cabbage back with a German suplex. Cliff and Singh stare at each other and nod their heads.
Zach Davis: I think Singh and Cliff are starting to find a groove!
They get Trunks to his feet. Singh goes low with a chop block while Cliff goes high with a spinning heel kick.
Freddy Whoa: Great combination!
Singh tells Cliff to go up to the second rope. Cliff climbs to the second rope. Singh sets Trunks up for a powerbomb. He lifts him up and Cliff comes off the second rope with a blockbuster.
Zach Davis: Brutal, just brutal!
Elizabotch gets up on the apron and rips off her skirt, exposing her panties. While Cliff and Singh are distracted, Cabbage runs into the ring with the ring bell and tries to hit Singh.
Zach Davis: Watch out, Singh!
At the last second, Cliff pulls Singh out of the way and Cabbage misses, hitting Elizabotch instead. When Cabbage turns around, Cliff kicks him in the stomach, lifts him up in a vertical suplex position, and then sends him down forward, kneeing him in the face on the way down.
Zach Davis: DOOMERANG!
The ref calls for the bell.
Kyle Steel: The winners of this contest, “Superstar” Steven Singh and Cliff of Doom!
“No Leaf Clover” plays. The ref raises both their hands. Singh looks disappointed that he didn’t get the pinfall, but he shakes it off and shakes Cliff’s hand. Cliff raises Singh’s hand and they pose on the turnbuckles.
“Master of Puppets” plays and Seth comes out to the stage.
Seth: Gentlemen, congratulations! You’ve won your first match as a team and I’m sure your Tag Team Titles match at Helloween will be just as exciting, if not more. But even if this whole thing was engineered by Steven Singh, I think I can do him one better. Let’s put some more on the line besides the titles, something that everybody wants and everybody needs, including you, Mr. Minimum Wage at CVS.
The camera picks up Cliff mouthing the words “Really, dude?”
Seth: At Helloween, in the Tag Team Titles match, whoever gets the pinfall will not only win the titles for their team, but will also earn themselves a bonus of…$25,000!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa!
Seth: Good luck, newbies!
Cliff and Singh eye each other suspiciously as the show cuts to commercial.
Dion Necurat Segment
The camera turns on to Dion Necurat standing backstage.
Dion Necurat: Hello everyone! I hope you are enjoying yourselves this evening! I'm just here to remind you that tonight is The Necurat Foundation's first Pins for Children drive! Each pinfall, we will donate $1,000 to a local shelter, and every $500 for a near-fall. If you would like to make contributions, that will be matched, please contact our offices at the number on the screen.
Dion points down at nothing, but the screen shows a 1-800 number for fans to call.
Dion Necurat: Any amount will do; there is no obligation. Thank you very much, and enjoy the rest of your evening!
Johnny Blaze/Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso vs Yung Moon Dragons
Fire by Scooter begins playing throughout the Stan Sheriff Center in Honolulu, Hawaii as explosions erupt along the walkway to the ring. Johnny Blaze steps out from behind the curtains to a chorus of both cheers and boos. He raises his hands and spreads them as he shoots a fireball out of his mouth towards the ceiling. The crowd goes wild.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! It looks like this could be one interesting match here. Two fire breathers looking to burn the place down.
Zach Davis: Someone better have the fire department on speed dial.
Kyle Steel: Our next contest is a tag team match. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan. Johnny Blaaaaaaze!
Blaze begins walking slowly towards the ring, shaking hands with those close by as his focus remains on the ring. He enters the ring and jumps up on the top turnbuckle where he shoots another fireball towards the ceiling. He jumps down and stands in the corner.
Kyle Steel: His partner, hailing from points unknown. He is Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso!
Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso steps out through the curtains to a chorus of fire alarms and red flashing lights as he backflips off the stage into the crowd. They catch him perfectly and he flips back again onto the walkway. He shakes hands with those around him before doing a series of flips towards the ring.
Zach Davis: I think Fuego has done flipped out.
Freddy Whoa: A waste of energy but impressive. The marks are eating it up.
Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso flips up the steps and over the top rope into the ring before leaping up and shooting a huge fireball towards the ceiling. The fans go wild erupting in cheers.
Kyle Steel: Their opponents are "Redneck" Adam Young and "Moondog" Randy Moon collectively known as Yung Moon DRaaaaaaaagons.
Voice: The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
The arena goes pitch black and then the video tron flickers for a bit and then Yung Moon Dragons appears on it flashing in different colors. " Shut Em Down" by Bionic Jive starts playing. Out steps Adam Young and Randy Moon. They look at each other and then start towards the ring. They ignore the fans and keep staring into the ring. They circle the ring and then climb up on the ring apron where they both wipe their feet before climbing into the ring. They walk to the middle of the ring where they shake hands.
Fuego and Young start out for each team as the referee explains the rules and calls for the bell starting the match. As they start to hook up collar to elbow Young ducks under and grabs Fuego by the arm taking him down to the mat. Young drops a knee on the arm of Fuego who screams out in pain. Young picks up Fuego and sends him flying across the ring into the ropes Fuego comes off the ropes and hits Young with a flying elbow. Fuego rolls over and flips up onto his feet before jumping and connecting with a dropkick just as Young was getting to his feet. Fuego picks up Young and sends him hard into his corner where a waiting Johnny Blaze wraps his arm around Youngs neck and begins choking him as Fuego distracts the referee.
Zach Davis: The referee needs to get control of this match back before it gets out of hand. Blaze with a blatant choke on Young there.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Moon into the ring and now the ref needs to worry about him too. I don't know what makes people think that is actually helping their partner out.
Zach Davis: It just gives the opponents more time to get cheap shots in as Blaze is doing now.
With the referee busy Blaze gets a couple quick lefts in before the ref breaks everything up. Fuego tags in Blaze then sends Young flying into the ropes. Young grabs onto the ropes and holds on for dear life as Blaze comes rushing in and over the pulled down top rope. Blaze hits the floor hard as Moon runs over to where he is at and grabs him by the arm. Moon sends Blaze hard into the steel surrounding the ring as the ref comes over and runs him off. Blaze gets to his feet and makes his way back towards the ring. Blaze grabs ahold of the apron and pulls himself up. He rolls into the ring right in front of Adam Young. Young grabs him and power slams him down before going over and tagging Moon. Young grabs Blaze and sends him towards a waiting Moon. Moon jumps and hits Blaze with a clothesline that nearly decapitates him.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! I bet Blaze will be feeling that one for a long time.
Zach Davis: Moon caught him good with that clothesline. He's going for the cover.
The ref slides into position and begins counting.
no, Blaze gets the shoulder up.
Moon complains to the referee about a slow count before turning back towards Blaze. Blaze grabs Moon by the head and rolls him up into a small package. The ref counts again.
no, Moon kicks out. Blaze jumps to his feet and sends a hard left Moons way, connecting with his jaw and snapping his head sideways. Moon counters with a right that bloodies Blazes nose and staggers him. Moon with another right, this time to the gut followed buy an uppercut that straightens Blaze up again. Moon with a kick to the gut followed up with a DDT. Moon tags in Young. Moon holds onto Blazes arm as Young climbs to the second rope. Young leaps off and hits Blazes outstretched arm with an elbow of his own. Blaze screams out as his arm feels like it is broken.
Freddy Whoa: Whoa, the ref needs to end this match now. This poor kids arm looks like it's broken.
Zach Davis: They were trying to end the kids career right there. What a move there by Young. That should be it.
Young grabs Blaze and holds him as if he were going to DDT him. Instead he lifts him over his head and holds him there before dropping him straight down onto his head. Blaze's legs and feet begin twitching as Young goes for the cover. The ref slides into position and begins counting.
No, somehow Blaze is able to get his foot on the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: Blaze has taken a lot of punishment. He won't be able to last much longer.
Zach Davis: He definitely needs to find a way to make the tag soon.
Young begins yelling at the referee about counting too slow. Blaze lays on the mat shaking his head trying to regain his senses. He attempts to get up but collapses as he tries putting weight on his left arm. Blaze begins crawling slowly towards his corner. Young notices Blaze and goes after him. Young reaches Blaze just at the same moment the tag is made. Fuego leaps into the ring and connects with a dropkick that sends Young to the mat. Moon enters the ring and attempts to hit Fuego but Fuego is too quick and hits him with an elbow that knocks him backwards. Fuego follows with a clothesline that sends Moon back out of the ring. Young hits Fuego from behind with a bulldog and goes for the cover before changing his mind and picking him back up.
Zach Davis: Yung knows he is going to have to wear Fuego down a little more before trying to pin him.
Freddy Whoa: That's a good start right there.
Young sends Fuego into the ropes and connects with a running lariat that sends Fuego out to the arena floor. Moon walks over and grabs Fuego. Moon sends Fuego hard into the side of the ring. Moon grabs Fuego. Wait, Moon is screaming out and covering his eyes. Fuego grans Moon and walks over to the announcers table with him. Fuego slams Moons head onto the table a couple of times before clearing it off and placing Moon on top of it. Fuego climbs onto the steel railing near the fans. Fuego leaps high and hits Moon with a frogsplash. Fuego runs over and rolls under the ropes into the ring just in time to stop the ten count.
Young welcomes Fuego back into the ring with a kick to the head that dazes him momentarily. Young picks up Fuego and begins spinning around with him before dropping him down with a DDT and covering him.
Zach Davis: Kickout!
Young tags in Moon as Fuego tags in Blaze! The two meet in the middle of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Moon is worn out, Blaze hits a series of Snap Suplexes...
Zach Davis: GHOSTLY RIDE!
Zach Davis: Blaze and Fuego win it!
The two celebrate as Young and Moon regroup on the outside.
Johnny Evil/Kidd Krazzy vs CJ Phoenix/Jason O'Neal
Kyle Steel: Our Next match is a one fall Tag team match! introducing first, he is the Alpha champion Cj Phoenix!
"Re-education Through Labor" begins to play as the cameras pan through the crowd. Then, 13 seconds into the song, Phoenix runs out onto the stage as the beat drops. He stretches his
arms out as he looks at the crowd before running down the ramp with his arms stretched out and flames following him on each side until he reaches the end of the ramp. He slides into the
ring and runs up one of the turnbuckles. He then does a cross sign with his hands before pointing upward and hopping off the turnbuckle into the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Will you listen to that crowd? He is the obvious favorite in this match Zack.
Kyle Steel: Introducing next, weighing in at 220lbs, his tag team partner the real deal Jason O"neeeeeeeeeeallll!!!!
#1 by Nelly hits and Jason O'Neal walks arrogantly walks to the ring as the Crowd boos very loudly and throws full cups of soda and popcorn at him.
Zach Davis: I dont think the fans appreciated him walking out on his partners last week, Johnny.
Kyle Steel: Introducing their Opponents! At a Combined weight of 348lbs, Johnny Evil and Kidd Krazzzzzzy!!!
The lights fade through the arena and begin to flicker as "Square Hammer" by Ghost plays through the speakers. Johnny steps out onto the stage dressed in Green and purple Incredible
Hulk tights with a grungy type of vibe with a t shirt that has the words "The Incredible Evil" plastered on the front. Inside the word Evil is a image of Johnny's eyes glowing green from the
pupils.Behind him Kidd flashes his KK hand sign. Johnny looks around for a moment, before stepping over to one side of the stage and pointing outward with his finger into the audience.
Johnny makes his way to the other side of the stage and does the same thing. He then paces and begins to hop around a bit and hype up the crowd.
After a moment, the team begins a somewhat fast jog down the ramp to the rhythm of the music all while Evil is spreading his arms out like a plane and spinning around a bit. Once he makes his way to the ringside area, he slides through the bottom rope and then hops to his feet. Kidd leaps over the top rope simutansly. They begin a pace around the ring before ascending the ropes. Johnny begins talking and hyping up the audience as he lifts his arms into the air and sways them up and down. Kidd climbs the turnbuckle and flashes his sign again.
As the music dies down and the lights return to their normal state, they hop off the ropes and gets ready for their match.
Zach Davis: Interesting, Johnny Evil and Kidd Krazzy appear to be on the same page tonight Johnny.
Freddy Whoa: Ya but for how long?
Kid and Evil both rush Jason O'Neal, who wisley rolls out of the ring, grinning. Referee Kip wingdinger has them go back to their corner.
Zach Davis: Cant say i blame them much after what happened last week, but kip has things in order now and here we go starting it off will be johnny evil and Cj phoenix!
Evil runs at Cj, but gets taken down in a arm drag. He rolls to his feet and rushes again, again with same result. Rolling to his feet this time, Cj is on top him and attempts to kick Evil.
Zach Davis: OH Evil had that well scouted as he counters the kick with a dragon screw take down.
Freddy Whoa: Both men are up, and boy this is gunna be good.
Cj goes for an Enziguri, but Evil ducks it. Evil with a gut kick, folds Cj's arms as he puts Cj's head between his legs.
Freddy Whoa: Oh whatta pedigree! I bet shes got a beautiful mother as well!
Zach Davis: Would you call the match and quit looking at pitbulls on craigs list again!?
Evil tags in Kidd, kidd lands a running senton on Cj. Kidd then pulls Cj Phoenix to his feet, but is hit with a jawbreaker. Cj then easily lifts Kidd of the mat and powerslams him. Into the ropes go CJ, springboards off them and lands a beautiful lionsault. He then whips Kidd to his corner, where Jason O'Neal tags in. O'Neal Stares at Cj Phoenix and yells this is how ill win my title from you as he lands a stalling suplex on Kidd. O'Neal goes to pick kidd up but Kidd kips up into a head headscissors and spins. 1...2...3..4..5 rotations! then flings O'Neal into the middle rope. Kidd Tags in Evil, Evil runs and lands a low cross body on the draped body of O'Neal. Evil Taunts the crowd, then climbs back into the ring, where he is met with a furious series kicks followed by a backbreaker.
Zach Davis: That may have given O'neal the seperation he needed to get a tag.
Freddy Whoa: And he gets it and Cj is on fire!
Cj and Evil exchange blows, then Cj lands another powerslam. He goes to the corner and waits for Evil to rise, SPEAR!
No Evil turns and grabs Cjs head and using the momentum of the spear to run up the turnbuckle and land a Shiranui!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa, whoa whoa is all i can say! no really my last name is whoa folks. get it ? no?
Zach Davis: What a beautifully executed maneuver all these guys are equally matched, and pulling out all the stops imagine whats gunna happen when the titles on the line!
Freddy Whoa: And everyone's back up, whats going to happen next?
Tag to O'neal. Cj lands Talon kick on Johnny Evil, mean while simultaneously Jason O'Neal hits kidd with The Sensation.
Zach Davis: Stereo Superkicks, oh ho ho its all over now folks! Whoa O'neal slumped of backwards onto Kidd Krazzy after receiving a Talon Kick as well!
Freddy Whoa: Now why would Cj kick his own partner! this is a tag match not a....
Zach Davis: and three!!! there it is folks the win as Cj grabs his title and heads to the back, leaving all three Helloween opponents a crumpled mess in the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Helloween is gunna be HELL!!
Television Title Match
Joe Smarts vs FPV
The crowd cheers when 'Vertigo' comes on. Joe comes rushing out and sprints down the ramp. He slides into the ring. The crowd goes wild! He gets up and jumps on the 2nd Rope. He fists his hands and puts both his hands up. The crowd once again reacts, cheering. He flips back onto the canvas. He is ready.
The lights dim to a blood red, as glitchy electronic noises fill the arena. Many suspect that "Ghosts n' Stuff" is about to play...until instead they get a snippet of multiple songs. First "You Know My Name," then "Mountain Song," "Ghosts 'n Stuff, "The Scott Pilgrim Anthem," and finally "Professional Griefers." This snippets play seemingly at random until all sound stops, and the lights go off completely, until three words pop up on the titantron, in big white letters.
"FRANK PATRICK VENABLE"
The crowd explodes in applause as "True North" hits the P.A and Frank Patrick Venable finally makes his entrance, dressed in a dark red hoodie and wrestling tights, ready for a fight. He runs down to the ring at an almost inhumane speed, sliding into the ring from underneath the bottom rope. He panders to the always appreciative crowd before removing his hoodie and entering his corner, waiting for the bell.
The bell sounds.
The two men circle around and tie up.
Zach Davis: Joe Smarts didn't get pinned last week, so some say it was only luck that lead to FPV winning the Television Title instead of him! Tonight will decide the undisputed Champion.
Smarts actually gets the early advantage, putting FPV into the headlock. FPV shoves him off into the ropes and as he comes back, he takes FPV down with a Shoulderblock. He hits the ropes and drops an elbow but FPV rolls away. FPV gets to his feet and runs at Smarts, who hits a Hiptoss. As FPV sits up Smarts runs at him and hits a Sliding Elbow! Smarts goes for the pin.
No!, kickout from FPV.
Freddy Whoa: This is FPV's first reign as Television Champion, but he seems mightly comfortable with it.
Smarts quickly runs to the ropes and Springboards, hitting a Guillotine Leg Drop onto FPV! He then goes to the top rope.
Zach Davis: Joe Smarts going for broke to start things off here.
He flies off the top!
NO!, FPV rolls away. FPV quickly gets to his feet and Smarts runs at him, only to get a kick in the gut. FPV pulls him in.
Freddy Whoa: JUMPING PILEDRIVER!
Zach Davis: What a move....
FPV pins Smarts.
No!, kickout by Smarts. FPV runs to the ropes and hits a Double Stomp as he comes back.
Freddy Whoa: Getting him ready for the Goomba Stomp.
He hits the ropes again and goes for a Senton as he comes back but Smarts rolls away. Smarts gets to his feet and FPV swings but Smarts catches him and hits a Northern Lights Suplex into a bridge pin!
NO!, FPV gets the shoulder up.
Zach Davis: On one hand, FPV just won the belt and he doesn't want to lose it. On the other, Joe Smarts may feel screwed out of the belt since he didn't lose the match last week and feels he deserves it!
Smarts lifts FPV up and hits a Snapmare and kicks him in the spine.
Freddy Whoa: Spinal Tap!
After the Spinal Tap, Smarts hits the ropes and and hits a Natural Selection neckbreaker. He plays to the crowd before positioning himself on the top rope.
Zach Davis: Joe Smarts, the fans are on his side at the moment. FPV stumbles into his waiting arms...
Freddy Whoa: TORNADO DDT!
Smarts pins FPV!
NO!, FPV gets the shoulder up!
Zach Davis: Television Title matches are fast and furious, lots of big moves but only the strong survive.
FPV stumbles to his feet slowly as Smarts measures him up.
Freddy Whoa: Joe Smarts has FPV in his sights!
JUMPING SIDE KICK!
Zach Davis: NO! FPV DUCKS IT!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! HEADSHOT!
FPV drops and pins Smarts.
DING DING DING!
Zach Davis: It only takes one vicious kick to the head - FPV retains his Television Title!
FPV gets to his feet.
Freddy Whoa: That said, he must now defend his Television Title at Helloween before going on to Kevin Bishop to fight for the People's Title.... and his freedom!
The bell rings, and the ref motions to FPV to raise his hand in victory.
Kyle Steel: Here is your winner, and STILLLLLLLL WCF Televisioon Champion, F! P! V!
Zach Davis: And with that, FPV's first defense of the TV Title is a successful one. The first of many, I'm sure.
Freddy Whoa: Watch out though, if there's one group that would like to end that reign now, it's The Brotherhood, and they're coming out from the curtain!
Indeed, all four members of The Brotherhood emerge from backstage, led by Kevin Bishop in an almost sarcastic clap for FPV's victory. Frank notices this and immediately asks for a mic, he is handed one in a matter of seconds, as is Bishop.
FPV: Cut the crap Bishop, you're out herre for a reason and I think I know what it is.
Kevin Bishop: Really now, Frank? Here I am to congratulate you and you're already making assumptions about my motives. It doesn't surprise me though, considering how you reacted to Pantheon giving you the Seal of Approval last week.
FPV: Fine then, lemme cut right to the chase for you, since you're not going to do it yourself.
Frank takes his TV Title in his free hand and raises it in the air for all to see.
FPV: Seth told me I'd be defending this belt at Helloween before our match Kevin. I assume you've made that decision and you're hear to announce who it is?
Kevin Bishop: You're a smart man, Frank. Indeed, we at The Brotherhood have reached an agreement on who will challenge you for that gold you hold today.
FPV: Perfect. Why don't you say who it is then?
Bishop says nothing. In fact, no one in The Brotherhood say anything, only smile.
FPV: Well? I don't have all night fellas, you gonna say anything?
Still no response, only smiles. Suddenly, the crowd erupts in shock and surprise!
Zach Davis: FRANK!! WATCH OUT!!!
It's too late! A mysterious figure is in the ring, grabs Frank by the neck and gives him a DEVASTATING HEART PUNCH RIGHT TO THE CHEST CAVITY!! He crumples to the ground in pain and shock, revealing his assailant.
Freddy Whoa: IT'S LESTER PARISH! WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN WEEKS! IS HE THE ONE?!
Smiling at his handiwork, Lester Parish gets down to retrieve Frank's TV Belt and raises it in the air as the crowd shower him with boos.
Zach Davis: He is! Lester Parish will challenge FPV for the TV Title at Helloween! All I can say is...WHOA!
Lester's comrades in The Brotherhood applaud his sneak attack as they make their way to ringside. Kevin Bishop gets in the ring and stands side by side with Lester, lifting up his own People's Title as Lester still hold Frank's belt. Kevin lays on the mat next to Frank holding the People's title in his face with one hand and a microphone in the other.
Kevin Bishop: You think I'm not catching on to what you're trying to do the masses, Franky? You're trying to write yourself into this story as the HERO and me the villain... I have been defending this title for all of THESE people and you think it's just that simple for you to swoop in and change MY image? I've worked too damn hard to prove that I am a selfless man who gives back to this Galaxy that pay their hard earned money for their entertainment... To turn the tables Franky, Parish is going to take your Television title from you and as you step into the ring with me, you will be a man looking to FIGHT... That's all I ask for out of this little war between the two of us... I am looking for competition and just one match with you... You showed you'll do anything to win and with this... THIS you'll KILL me if given the chance... As the martyr... I'm willing to die for my CAUSE... Just ask yourself... Are you, Franky?
Kevin stands up and holds his title up next to Parish.
Zach Davis: Strong words from our People's Champion, there Freddy...
Freddy Whoa: This feud between Frank and The Brotherhood has been simmering since the week after Revenge, and next week at Helloween they will reach THE BOILING POINT! LESTER PARISH FOR THE TV TITLE. KEVIN BISHOP FOR THE PEOPLE'S TITLE. TWO HELLACIOUS MATCHES! WHICH SIDE WILL COME OUT ON TOP! We gotta go to commercial fans, stay tuned for more WCF action!
The camera fades to black on all five members of The Brotherhood standing tall over an unconscious FPV.
We cut backstage to find Lilith walking alone backstage. Unlike her usual self however she appears to be quite depressed as she walks passed several televisions sets and other electrical equipment with her head down to the ground.
Lilith: I just dont gets it… I checked everywhere and she is no where to be founds. I alreadys told Bates that I wants her back… and he tolds me that he doesn’t have her… I just want my Sarah Teddy back… why would any-bear-dy want to bearnap her? Shes such a good girl really…
Before Lilith could continue a few of the nearby television units begin to fuzz out which immediately stops the brunette in her tracks.
Lilith: What the…
Eventually the fuzz focuses as every single monitor and television set around Lilith tunes in to focus on a single table on which has a black cloth draped over whatever object is sat on the table.
Lilith: I don’t gets it…
Suddenly a muffled voice is heard over the speakers as a pair of feminine hands appear on the screen next to the object.
Voice: Lilith, you call yourself the antidote…
Lilith: Ummmmms… nope when did I evers call myself that?
Voice: I must admit… I found it very funny when you were blaming Bates for something I did…
Liliths eyes went big as she stared at the monitors.
Voice: Of course by now you’ve already guessed what’s under this cloth, shame really, I would have loved to watch you go through a million and one things until you got it right…
Lilith: Sarah Teddy?!!
Voice: I had fun with her whilst I had her, Lilith. It's a shame you weren’t here…
Lilith looked like she about to lose control of herself as she glared at the nearest monitor as the cloth was pulled away from the object to show Sarah Teddy sitting on the table.
Lilith: GIVE HER BACK RIGHT NOW!!! I WILLS KILL YOU!!! GIVE HER BACK!!!
Voice: Honestly, Lilith, I wish I could. Sadly, this is the only way you’ll learn…
Lilith: Learn what?! LEARN WHAT?!!! DONT HURT HER!!!
Voice: I’m sorry, Lilith. This is really nothing personal. Well, okay maybe it is a little bit. Say bye bye to your bear, Lilith.
Lilith: No! NO!!! STOP!!! PLEASE!!! I’ll do anything…
Whoever the person was didn’t care though as she picked Sarah Teddy up in her hands and started to shake the bear around cutting off her air supply. Lilith fell to her knees and covered her ears with the palms as of her hands as she watched whoever it was on the screen twist and pull Sarah Teddys head clean off. Lilith curled up into a ball and started to sob as the monitors cut out and went back to their neutral WCF logo screen.
Lilith: Its not Tubby… its not Tubby…
Freakshow vs Tomohawk/Captain WCF
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a non title tag team match where the WCF Tag Team Champions will take on the fReEkShOw. Coming to the ring at this time they are members of Zero Tolerance they are Crazy J and Salem Schizo Shepard… the fReEkShOw.
The Equalizer by Harry Gregson-Williams plays as Red and green sparks come from both sides of the ramp as the duo makes their way to the ring. They don’t pay attention to the fans or anything around them, they quickly head to the ring with their title in their hands. But then Cell Block walks out and he has a huge smile on his painted face and he grabs both the belts from the guys and puts them on his shoulder.
Kyle Steel: And now the Tag Team Champions. First its Chief Tom-O-Hawk
Road house starts playing and Chief Slowly walks down to the ring, head swaying in time to the music. Steps up to the mat from the floor, leans back against the top rope and backward-salts into the ring over the rope. Centers himself in the ring and raises one hand high in the air.
Kyle Steel: And his tag team partner is from Japan and he is Captain WCF.
His music starts but no captain…
Zach Davis: Where is the captain?
Freddy Whoa: the boys in the ring don’t seem to care, this week the freekshow seemed very angry with Tom-o-Hawk in his promo.
Zach Davis: So I bet they know where the captain is… looks like this is going to be a handicap match for now.
Crazy J runs at Tom-o-hawk and hits him in the back as he was looking for his partner. Shep is outside of the ring and he is dancing around and having fun. J picks Tom-o-hawk up and he swings and connects with Crazy J and he stumbles a little and he makes a fist and he starts swinging both men are throwing punches but Tom-O-Hawk drops to the ground. Crazy J starts stomping the face of the Chief. Crazy J then drops a leg across of it. Tom-O-Hawk is back on his feet and he goes at J and J kicks him in his knee and then delivers a ddt. Crazy J puts Tom-O-Hawk into the corner and he tags his partner and Cray J and Shep double team him. J drops down and shep runs and jumps off of J back and splashes tom-0-hawk. Shep picks up Tom-O and he drops him with a suplex and then he drops a knee onto his neck.
Zach Davis: He needs the captain to get out here… he is in a bad spot things don’t look good for Tom-O-Hawk in this match.
Freddy Whoa: Things don’t look good for him ever wrestling again at this rate! Zero Tolerance failed at capturing the Tag Titles several weeks ago and they're taking that anger out now!
Shep picks him up and puts him on the turnbuckle and he climbs up and delivers a massive ddt on him. Shep tags in Crazy J. Crazy J makes jokes about being an Indian. He screams out I am an Indian chief of the Save-a-ho tribe… He then delivers a huge clothesline to Tom o hawk and he flips out of the ring. The ref starts counting and J slides out and puts him back in the ring the ref goes to check Tom and J stops him. Crazy J tags in Shep and shep goes to work on Tom-o-hawk. Crazy J pulls out a cape and he ties it on and he goes to the other corner.
Zach Davis: What is Crazy J doing now?
Freddy Whoa: I think a captain just showed up… just not the one Tom-O-Hawk wants. They must have taken the cape from captain today when they took him out
Zach Davis: You think ZT would play dirty?
Freddy Whoa: Um yeah...
Zach Davis: I agree.
Shep has Tom-O-Hawk up and Shep slams tom-o-hawk down with a belly to belly suplex. The fans are split some are cheering and some are booing the actions of the fReEkShOw. Shep backs off and Tom-O-Hawk stands and he looks at his corner and he sees the cape he moves in for the tag and Crazy J sucker punches Tom-O-Hawk. Shep then picks him up and delivers a DDT to tom-o-hawk.
The big screen lights up and you see Captain he is locked in a room tied in a chair with guys wearing face paint and baggy pants… Captain eyes open and he starts fighting to get lose. The feed stops and Crazy J is screaming at Cell Block…
Crazy J: You better take care of this…
Cell block drops the belts and runs to the back. Crazy J heads back to his own corner. Shep continues to beat on Tom-O-Hawk. Shep stands him up and he delivers his nightmarez on Tom-O-Hawk. Crazy J calls for the tag and he walks over to Tom-O-Hawk and locks on disturbed Dreams. But just then the action on the screen returns. Captain WCF is free from the chair and he has one of the face painted guys on the ground and he delivers a big boot to the face of one of the painted guys holding him hostage. The fans scream boom! And then the Captain pushes the next guy and he jumps up on the counter… he then jumps off and splashes the guy the fans scream banzai just after the move.
Freddy Whoa: Captain is taking care of these goons.
Zach Davis: Crazy J and Shep might want to end this match fast before the captain breaks out of the door.
Freddy Whoa: Back in the ring It looks like Crazy J may be setting Tom-O-Hawk up for his brand new finisher… I am being told it is sponsored by Lipton Tea. If he uses the move everyone gets a free lipton tea.
Crazy J stands over Tom-O-Hawk Face and He drops his ass onto his face and delivers his finisher the Lipton Tea Bag. Shep is the legal man and he goes for the cover.
No Shep pulls up Tom shoulder and they start beating him again. Shep is destroying Tom-O-Hawk while Cell block comes back out and J confronts him
Crazy J: Cell Block what the fuck happened tonight ?
Cell Block: I hired some of my boys to take Captain out like you told me to.
Crazy J: Where did you find these guys?
Cell Block: these guys are true street thugs!
Crazy J: Dude how do you know them?
Cell Block: We used to go to Insane Clown…
Crazy J super kicks Cell Block in the face he drops to the ground!
Crazy J: You are the reason why… You are the one that is making people call me a juggalo… youre fired and you are out of my life you got that. Erik will be shutting you credit card down and your flight is canceled good luck getting home.
Freddy Whoa: I think J just snapped he does not like the juggalo word.
Zach Davis: Just snapped this dude is crazy… but Cell Block is fired…. But this match is still going.
Shep Tags J in and J comes in and goes for the neck Cutter and Crazy j locks his legs in a figure 4 around Tom-O-Hawk neck and he puts toms left foot behind toms right knee and j grabs the right leg and pulls it towards toms kneck and toms kneck has so much pressure on it.. Shep is laughing and he comes in the ring and kicks tom in the nuts and then kicks him in the ribs the ref calls for the bell.
Kyle Steel: The winners of the match by Knock Out is the fReEkShOw.
Zach Davis: we need medical staff out here right now.
Freddy Whoa: And here come the ambulance and stretcher.
Crazy J and Shep are standing in the ring watching they climb the turnbuckle and raise their hands. They have Tom-O-Hawk on the stretcher with a neck brace and then Shep jumps and lands on top of the stretcher and J then does the same and the stretcher tips over. J and Shep are both hurting as they walk to the back. They get Tom O hawk back up but he isn’t moving and they take him to the back
Zach Davis: Wow… I think this could be the end of Tom-O-Hawk.
Freddy Whoa: You never know. If you come back from a beating like that, Zach, you're never the same, that's for sure.
Back stage the feed shows the captain locker room and the door is welded shut and he is still beating on the door trying to get out.
Doc Henry vs Oblivion vs Lilith
Zach Davis: Who's ready for a three way!
Freddy Whoa: Phrasing, Zach. For the love of god learn it.
Zach Davis: What did I say?!
"Dr. Feelgood" hits the speakers and the main riff blasts through the arena. The crowd waits but there's no sign of Doc Henry.
Zach Davis: Uh, where's Doc?
Doc's music fades out as the crowd seems a bit confused. The jumbotron fires up as we get a shot of a men's room door somewhere in the arena. The door swings open and inside we see the back of Doc Henry as he stands in front of a urinal.
Cameraman: Yo, Doc, your music's playing.
Doc Henry: God damn it, they told me I had a minute. Hang on, gotta drain the main vein real quick.
Suddenly the lights in the bathroom begin to flicker as Doc looks up at the ceiling.
Doc Henry: Really? Of all the rooms to lose po-
The lights go fully out.
Doc Henry: Damn it! My boots! Go get Lerch and tell him to get the lights turned back-
The lights pop back on and Oblivion is now standing behind Doc.
Doc Henry: There. Lousy ass arena.
Cameraman: Uh, Doc?
Doc Henry: What?
Oblivion turns to the camera and raises a finger to his mouth.
Cameraman: Nothing! Just, uh, you know, you got that match.
Doc Henry: Like I said, I gotta-
Oblivion rushes Doc from behind and slams him chest and stomach first into the urinal. Pee and water splash out onto the floor and all over Doc as Oblivion takes a step back. Doc quickly adjusts him and spins around, dripping wet, looking like a man ready to kill.
Zach Davis: Well I guess you could say he's pis-
Freddy Whoa: No. Please, no.
Doc rushes right at Oblivion, throwing up a forearm at the face of the monster. Oblivion responds with a right hand to the jaw. Doc with a right of his own. Oblivion charges and lifts Doc up into the air, driving him into the wall of the nearby stall.
Voice From Inside Stall: Hey! I'm trying to poop!
Zach Davis: That voice sounds oddly familiar...
Oblivion lets out a snarl and the person inside the stall goes silent. Oblivion now with a knee to the gut that leaves Doc doubled over. He goes to follow up when the lights again go out.
Voice From Inside Stall: Oh come on!
The lights come back on and Lilith is standing behind Oblivion with a mop in hand. Lilith cracks Oblivion over the back of the head with the mop, dropping him, then rushes at Doc, using the handle to pin him up against the wall of the stall by the throat.
Lilith: Hey there big boy, mind if I join in the party?
Doc spits into the eye of Lilith and shoves her away as the mop drops to the floor. Doc with a rake of the eyes that spins Lilith around before he grabs her from behind and throws her stomach first into the sink. Doc turning on the water and he's trying to drown her in the sink as Oblivion is up on his feet behind them. Oblivion scoops the mop up from the floor and dunks the head in the yellow pool in the urinal.
Zach Davis: Oh god. Please no. Please.
Oblivion grabs Doc and spins him around before slamming the wet end of the mop into his face, driving him backward into the wall. Doc can be heard gagging and coughing as Oblivion rubs the mop all over his face. Lilith jumps onto Oblivion's back and starts to claw at his eyes through his mask, forcing him to drop the mop. Doc runs to the sink and begins splashing water on his face as Oblivion tries to throw Lilith off. Oblivion now over near the stall and Doc rushes straight at him. Lilith jumps off of Oblivion's back as Doc spears Oblivion into the wall of the stall, knocking it over on top of the occupant.
Voice From Inside Stall: AHH!
Zach Davis: I swear that voice sounds familiar.
Doc back up to his feet but he's got no time to celebrate as Lilith grabs him from behind. Lilith lifts him up and then drops him head first onto the sink, shattering the cheap porcelain. The referee that's been waiting in the ring finally barges into the bathroom and Lilith quickly tries to pin Doc.
Referee: Yeah, I'm not counting this. First off, the bell never rang. And second, even if it had, this was never declared Falls Count Anywhere. So get your butts to the ring if you want this to end.
Lilith: Boo! You're a dumb butt, Zebra Bear!
Referee: ...they don't pay me enough for this crap.
The referee heads back to the ring, leaving Lilith to drag Doc's unconscious body to the ring. Lilith grabs Doc by the ankles and begins to drag him across the slowly flooding floor toward the open door. As she disappears around the corner, the door to the wrecked stall is shoved open and Seth Lerch crawls out from under the fallen wall.
Zach Davis: I knew I knew that voice!
Seth Lerch: Damn it! Somebody get me a towel! And new pants!
Oblivion begins to stir on the floor and a panicked Seth slides back under the fallen wall.
Seth Lerch: Nevermind, I'm good!
The camera cuts back to Lilith in the hallway as she's still dragging Doc by the feet. She reaches the curtain and pulls him through as the camera switches to the stage. The crowd boos as Lilith appears, struggling to get Doc to the ring. Halfway down the ramp Doc starts to come to and begins fighting back. Lilith with a stomp to the nether regions and she continues to pull him down the ramp.
Zach Davis: Well it would appear as two thirds of this match is about to make it to the ring. Finally. A heck of a start to things though.
Freddy Whoa: Yeah but this is supposed to be a triple threat match. What about-
Oblivion explodes through the curtain as Lilith is trying to push Doc into the ring. Lilith now frantically trying to get Doc in while yelling for the referee to ring the bell, but he's not doing it. Lilith gets Doc in the ring and then hooks the leg, yelling for the referee to start the match. Again he's not doing it and Oblivion is tearing down the ramp. Lilith now rolling out of the ring and under the apron as Oblivion reaches ringside. Oblivion now pulling up the apron and out from under the ring comes a blast from a fire extinguisher. Oblivion blinded as Lilith rolls back out from under the ring and shoves Oblivion under the bottom rope. Lilith back in the ring and finally the referee calls for the bell.
[DING! DING! DING!]
Lilith, fire extinguisher in hand, stalking Doc as he's trying to get to his feet. He's up and Lilith charges, but Doc ducks it. Doc with a right hand to the face and then a thumb to the eyes and Lilith drops the extinguisher. Doc with a boot to the gut and then he drops her with a DDT.
Freddy Whoa: And Doc is in this match!
Oblivion rolls back out of the ring and to the floor to get his bearings as Doc is pulling Lilith to her feet. Doc with a chop across the chest before following it up with a slap across the face.
Zach Davis: Uh oh. That slap seems to have just made Lilith angry.
Doc with another slap across the face and Lilith responds with a kick below the belt. Lilith with her fire extinguisher and she smashes it across Doc's back, dropping him to the mat. Lilith drops down and delivers a second shot to the back before tossing it to the side. Oblivion up on his feet outside the ring and he's got a chair. Lilith oblivious as Oblivion slides back into the ring, too busy trying to roll Doc over to go for the pin attempt. She gets him over but Oblivion slams his chair across her back. Oblivion with a second shot, then a third. Oblivion drops the chair to the mat and pulls Lilith up.
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion's calling for the 5150!
Zach Davis: If he hits this it's over!
No!, Lilith slides behind him and shoves him out of the ring. Doc is up and he almost welcomes it as Lilith pulls him in.
Freddy Whoa: KISS OF DEATH!
Lilith pins Henry, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: Well... Lilith wins it. Didn't expect that!
Danny Anderson vs Zombie McMorris vs Teddy Blaze vs Jason Cash
"Destruction Overdrive" by Black Label Society hits the P.A. System and the lights flicker in accordance while the tune plays through the airwaves. Danny Anderson walks out onto the stage and adjusts his wrist tape before sprinting down the ramp as his theme song picks up.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at a two-hundred twenty five pounds, he is DANNY AN-DURR-SON!
Anderson looks out into the WCF Galaxy who greets him with a mixed reaction. Danny responds with a grin before walking up the ring steps onto the apron. He dusts his feet off and then enters through the ropes. Once in the ring he cracks his knuckles and smiles crazy style playing to the crowd one last time before preparing for the match.
" Killed By Death " hits the PA system as the arena begins to fill with smoke. Them vocals smash the speakers as the spot light is shown ZMAC whose stand out in the middle section of the area.
Kyle Steel: The next competitor approaching the ring at this time...The Coked Up Mad Man himself….ZOMBIE MCMORRIS!
He begins to walk down towards the ring then gets body surfed down to the crowd barrier. He hops the barrier and slides into the ring. The Honey Badger has arrived.
The Crowd explodes as a pounding drum beat echoes throughout the arena, signalling the arrive of Teddy Blaze! The lights drop, enveloping the arena in darkness as they turn towards the entrance ramp. With a crescendo and a burst of flame, Blaze appears before them, holding his hands out over his head and bathing in the applause. He takes a deep bow and walks towards the ring, waving to the fans along the way.
Kyle Steel: Now approaching the ring for this non-title match is the reigning Internet Champion, Teddy Blaze!
He holds his arms over his head and yells out "WCF Forever!" as he does so, eliciting a cheer from the audience as the music reaches its zenith. He turns and steps back into the ring, waiting for the bell.
Kyle Steel: And finally, hailing from Braxton, Mississippi...Jason Cash!
Hillbilly Deluxe hits on the PA system. Jason Cash walks out of the curtain with a huge smirk across his face. He looks around to the crowd before taking a large drink of his beer. He then makes his way down to the ring. Once inside, he reaches into his boot and takes out his can of cherry skoal. He gets himself a dip and he is ready to fight.
Zach Davis: Gross.
Freddy Whoa: What?
Zach Davis: Chewing tobacco! It’s gross!
Freddy Whoa: Well gross or not, it seems to come in handy every-so-often for Cash.
The bell rings and ZMac headbutts Danny Anderson immediately. Anderson stumbles back and Zmac follows it up with rights and left, pinning him back into a corner. Zmac begins to work his midsection with shoulder thrusts. Meanwhile, Cash blindsided Blaze with a right hand to start the match. He quickly followed it up by irish whipping Blaze HARD into the corner and then following him in with a splash. Blaze plops to his butt and Cash starts stomping him relentlessly, to the delight of his fans.
Zach Davis: Chewing, cheating, or stomping a mudhole, the fans love Jason Cash!
In the opposite corner, Zmac stands on the second rope raining right hands down on Anderson. Cash sees the distracted Zombie and leaves Blaze, runs up behind Zombie and joins him on the second rope before tossing him overhead with a german suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Great move by Cash!
Cash is back up and measures McMorris before beheading him with a clothesline as soon as he gets to his feet. Cash pulls McMorris back up and looks for a vertical suplex. Blocked by McMorris. Again.
Zach Davis: And McMorris picks Cash up himself, bounces his legs off the rope with a slingshot suplex!
Freddy Whoa: And he looks pissed! The Coked Up Mad Man with a senton drop, followed by a double foot stomp. He backs off slightly and is setting up for a Curb Stomp!
Zach Davis: BLAZE OFF THE TOP! Blaze blindsided him with a springboard elbow strike to the back of the head!
Zmac stumbles forward and as he does in come Danny Anderson with a Yakuza kick.
Freddy Whoa: Boom! Headshot!
Zach Davis: I didn’t hear the fans the way I do for some other headshots.
Freddy Whoa: Either way, I don’t think Zombie is hearing anything right now as Anderson goes for the cover….1….2…
Zach Davis: Broken up by Blaze!
Anderson pops up, takes a swing at Blaze but Blaze ducks it and responds with a roundhouse kick to the gut. Blaze with a kick to the back of the knee puts Anderson down to one and then…
Freddy Whoa: BLAZING KNEE! Blazing Knee to Anderson!
Cash is back up and heads over towards Blaze but walks past him to McMorris. He pulls up Zmac and calls Teddy over.
Freddy Whoa: Right hand from Cash! One from Blaze! Another from Cash! Another from Blaze! They’re taking turns peppering the Pantheon member while Anderson is out on the mat.
Zach Davis: If he was seeing this, I’m pretty sure Danny Anderson would approve.
Zmac blocks a right from Blaze and fires back one of his own. Cash tries to blindside him but Zmac gets him with an eye gouge. Blaze goes to kick Zombie but it’s caught and Zombie wags a finger at the hopping Blaze. From behind Cash clubs McMorris with a clothesline, sending him to the mat. Cash picks him back up, then snaps him back down with a reverse chokeslam. He points Teddy Blaze to the top rope and the crowd cheers in anticipation.
Freddy Whoa: I’m not sure what they’re going for here but Cash has Zombie up and Blaze is on the top.
Zach Davis: Oh god! Cash just spit that tobacco juice in Zombie’s face! And then he nailed Blaze with a superkick as he came down off the top rope! Sweet Chin Sauce!
Freddy Whoa: If you can’t trust a billionaire hillbilly to beat up an immortal maniac with you, who can you trust?
Cash covers Blaze for 1….2….
Zach Davis: Kickout by Teddy Blaze!
Meanwhile, Anderson is make his way back to his feet near the temporarily blinded Zmac. Zombie--with a demented smile on his face--wipes the tobacco spit out of both of his eyes with both hands and heads over to the turnbuckle, facing the crowd and the announce team.
Zach Davis: DISGUSTING!
Freddy Whoa: Zombie McMorris just shoved his tobacco juice-covered fingers in his mouth and gulped down whatever spit-tobacco mixture Jason Cash spat in his face.
Zach Davis: What the hell is wrong with him?!
The crowd groans as McMorris smiles wide. Anderson charges as McMorris turns around and cactus clotheslines both men out to the arena floor.
Freddy Whoa: One Hit Wonder! And Anderson is all over McMorris on the outside with a flurry of right hands while they’re both on the floor!
DA picks him back up and then drives him back down with a pulling piledriver. Not wanting to miss a good scrap, Cash steps outside to the apron but before he can join the fray, Blaze nails him with a roundhouse kick to the back of the head, sending him to the outside.
Freddy Whoa: Anderson with right hands on Cash! No Cash is fighting back with rights of his own! And now McMorris is back up! All three men are outside brawling!
Unseen by them, Teddy Blaze heads to the corner, bounces to the outside and--
Freddy Whoa: Golden Triangle moonsault! What a move from Blaze! All three of his opponents are down!
Zach Davis: He’s back up and in the ring. I think he’s looking for a Habanero High Dive from the inside! The crowd is jacked!
Anderson is the first one up and Blaze comes over the top for a slingshot crossbody but Anderson catches it and uses his momentum to throw him with a fallaway slam HARD into the guardrail!
Freddy Whoa: Oh god, Blaze is out! Anderson pulls Zmac up and into a headlock. No! Zmac bounces Anderson’s face off the steel post!
Anderson stumbles backwards, McMorris picks him up, presses him, then drops him throat-first back down on top of the guardrail. As Cash gets back to his feet, McMorris hops up on the apron waiting for Cash to get back up. Cash is up and Zmac comes at him with a forward flipping senton.
Zach Davis: No! Caught into a sitout powerbomb from an exhausted Jason Cash! All four men are down on the outside!
Cash is first up and gets up on the apron to head back in. Before he can Anderson is up on the apron next to him. Anderson with an elbow then he grabs Cash with a side russian leg sweep off the apron to the floor! Both men hit hard!
Freddy Whoa: Blaze is up and in the ring waiting as Zombie crawls back into the ring himself.
Zach Davis: Blaze with a springboard dropkick. NO! Sidestepped by McMorris!
Freddy Whoa: AXE WOUND! As Blaze was getting back up Zmac PUNISHED him with the Axe Wound! A cover! 1...
Zach Davis: 2….Here comes Cash from the outside…
Freddy Whoa: 3! 3! Danny Anderson has a hold of Cash’s boot! He kept him from breaking up the pin!
Zach Davis: And another W for Zombie McMorris and Pantheon.
Thomas Uriel Bates/Gemini Battle vs Johnny Rabid/David Sanchez vs Kevin Bishop/Psychopomp
“Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers Band blares over the PA system as the titron begins showing clips of Thomas Uriel Bates riding his motorcycle along a deserted highway, then images of previous matches against legends and superstars of the WCF, ending with him holding the WCF World Championship in the air at WCF Revenge. As the video continues to play, Thomas Uriel Bates steps out to the stage wearing his wrestling attire.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at four hundred and thirty pounds and standing at six foot, nine inches. From Huntsville, Alabama, the Mountain of WCF, the former WCF World Champion; Thomas Uriel Bates!
Bates glares down at the ring, staring intensely at the ring as he walks towards it. He arrives at the ring and walks up the steps. He moves to the center of the apron, and looking out towards the fans, he steps over the top rope and enters the ring. Bates steps towards the center, turns to face the stage, and stretches out his arms, and roars. The crowd joins in, amplifying the thunderous effect.
“Falling Higher” by Helloween plays throughout the arena as Gemini Battle makes his way through the entrance curtain. The crowd cheers as he accepts the praise of the fans by slapping their hands, but never smiles as he heads to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and slithers like a snake into the corner where he sits in the corner and meditates until it’s time to get up and ready to fight.
Zach Davis: These men were formerly known as the Defilers of Logic, part of the DRG. And they both fight Pantheon's Corey Black for the WCF World Heavyweight Title one week from tonight.
Freddy Whoa: Speaking of Pantheon....
“Death Breath - Toxic Avenger Remix” by Bring Me The Horizon hits as a huge pyrotechnic barrage explodes around the jumbotron. As the smoke clears, we see Johnny Rabid standing tall; arms out stretched as he spins on the spot. Rabid struts down the ramp, snarling and gnashing his teeth at a stray cameraman as Johnny's name appears on a Slam Graphic. Meanwhile, Rabid's 'tron plays in the background; it's Johnny hitting the Kingdom Destroyer on a cavalcade of doomed jobbers, this scene is intercut with footage of Lon Chaney in Tod Browning's "London After Midnight" (1927). Rabid reaches the ramp and climbs the turnbuckle, “smelling” the boo's from the crowd before taking off his black trench-coat and shades and waving his hapless opponent on with a cocky smirk on his face.
The arena falls into a tepid silence as the opening guitar riff to Royal Blood’s “Out of the Black” begins to trickle out of the PA system, starting quiet and building to a thunderous din as the words kick into action. The crowd are perplexed at first until the screen does the legwork in identifying who is coming to the ring by showing highlights from the career of David Sanchez’ various matches..
The song plays on as the audience erupts into a sea of distasteful chants and a rapture of hissing, gesturing and miscellaneous disapproving noises. David Sanchez appears center stage, his eyes unblinking as he soaks in the loathing. Dressed in his simple wrestling gear of purple cage-fighting shorts, taped wrists, Black and purple boots, capped with cut-off, black gloves he appears a much different man than he does behind the curtain. In contrast to his drug-addled antics of promos both past and present, as well as the everyday struggles and politics of being the mayor, this impressive specimen wears only one additional item to approach the ring, a T-shirt he had launched through his wives’ online fashion outlet. The slogan branded on this simple black garment reads “[FEAR] Fuck Empathy” in purple font.
David’s emotionless stare at the crowd turns into a grimace at hearing their hatred towards him, even as he rebuilds their city, he was still always known as the bad guy. He begins a slow pace to the ring. No pyrotechnics are launched, nor do the lights flicker. He believed simplicity was more intimidating than flashing strobes, smoke and fireworks. As he walks he removes the aforementioned T-shirt, an action which draws a slight stirring from the fans closest to the ramp who believe they may be given this item of clothing. Instead, upon acknowledging this optimism, Sanchez simply hangs the T-shirt over the optical lens of the cameraman who had been documenting his walk to the ring, causing a momentary fault in focus which is quickly dealt with as the low hissing turns into a tidal wave of boos by those disheartened by his inability to share.
I’ve got a gun for a mouth,
‘Got a bullet with your name on it.
As the music shifts back to a heavy guitar solo, David Sanchez slides under the bottom ropes and leaps back to his feet, staring down the ring announcer without so much as batting an eyelid at the audience. With this final blatant disregard for showmanship he turns back to the stage, awaiting his opponent whilst stretching out his limbs in a warm-up. He acts as though the arena is empty, as if this was simply a practice run. A slightly troubling smile appears on his previously void of emotion complexion as the music ceases and the crowd’s obvious resentment for his presence surrounds him like a warm blanket of hate.
Zach Davis: David Sanchez is kinda the odd man out in some ways - he isn't a former Pantheon member, nor a former #beachkrew member.
The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on a group of people in black hoods and Plague doctor masks, as the lights beam down on them, the move away to reveal The Plague Kevin Bishop holding out his arms taking in the roar of the crowd. He wears his black studded leather vest and his hair drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp with the fans reaching out to him. Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second with a grin on his face as he takes in the roaring of the crowd. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring. He makes his way to the far corner and awaits his opponent.
The lights goes out and Bleed Well of H.I.M starts playing from the speakers. Beams of lights of different color starts going off to the rhythm of the guitar and Psychopomp jumps in the middle of the entrance. The lights turns back on back and he walks towards the ring.
Freddy Whoa: What a match.... Psychopomp is starting for his team, Sanchez for his, and Gemini for his. Let's go!
Sanchez runs at Gemini, but Gemini hits him with a Dropkick. Psychopomp is next, but Battle leapfrogs him and then hits him with a Hiptoss as he comes back. Sanchez is back up and Gemini Battle hits him with a knife edge chop. Sanchez holds his chest in pain before Battle quickly hits a Snapmare Suplex and floats over for the pin.
Zach Davis: One, two, no! There's the kickout.
Battle quickly transitions into a Chinlock before Pomp runs at him and Dropkicks him off. Pomp watches as the former World Champion gets to his feet and then runs at him and hits an Enziguri!
Freddy Whoa: Another pin attempt. One, two-
And another kickout. Pomp gets to his feet and is spun around by David Sanchez. Sanchez throws him to the ropes and executes a Tiltawhirl Gutbuster, and as he does, Rabid gets into the ring and hits Pomp with a Fameasser! Sanchez quickly rolls out, making Rabid legal, and Rabid pins now.
No!, Pomp kicks out. He begins crawling towards Bishop but Rabid pulls him away, almost tauntingly so. Rabid picks Pomp up and grapples him from behind, with Pomp facing Bishop, and then hits a German Suplex. He keeps it hooked and hits another German.
Zach Davis: Here comes the hat trick!
Rabid hits a third German but this time Pomp is able to land on his feet behind him! He shoves Rabid forward into the waiting forearm of Kevin Bishop, who clocks him. Rabid stumbles into a Kitchen Sink knee lift from Pomp, who then tags in Bishop.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes the leader of the Brotherhood!
Rabid has stumbled up and takes a swing at Bishop who ducks and hits a German Suplex of his own!, but he keeps it hooked too. He picks Rabid up and hits a second one.
Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop going for the hat trick of his own!
And Bishop is able to hit it! He pins Rabid.
Broken up by Gemini Battle.
Freddy Whoa: A match like this is intensely difficult to win. You not only have to worry about the dude you're pinning's partner, but also the opposite team!
Battle lifts Bishop up and throws him to the ropes. As Bishop comes back, Battle catches him with a Bodyslam before running to the ropes...
Zach Davis: Gemini Spears Bishop down!
Gem doesn't go for the pin though, instead he shoves Pomp off the apron before running to the adjacent corner and booting off Sanchez. By now Bishop has stumbled up and Gem measures him.
Freddy Whoa: Bishop has stumbled into the corner... Splash from Gemini!
Bishop stumbles out and grabs him from behind.
Zach Davis: God's Paradox!
No!, too early, Bishop drops down and escapes it. He gets to his feet and Gemini is able to throw him over the rope. He runs to the opposite side...
Freddy Whoa: Here comes his Suicide Dive!
NO!, Bishop rolling out made Pomp legal, and Pomp grabs Gemini's head as he hits the ropes and drops down, snapping the back of his neck into the ropes. Pomp climbs to the top rope and flies.
Zach Davis: Super Dropkick to Gemini!
No!, Gemini ducks it and the Super Dropkick connects with Rabid! Rabid is sent flying backwards and Pomp scurries over for a pin.
No!, Rabid kicks out.
Freddy Whoa: Psychopomp lifts Johnny Rabid up and shoves him into a corner and starts hitting a series of rights and lefts.
No!, Rabid reverses it and hits Pomp with some strikes now. Pomp stumbles out from the corner and Rabid goes for a Chop Block but Pomp jumps, avoiding it. Rabid gets to his feet and Pomp grapples him, taking him down with a Reverse DDT.
Zach Davis: Pomp dives and tags Bishop back in!
Bishop enters the match and runs at Gemini Battle, who is just getting to his feet, and Clotheslines him down. Battle gets up and Bishop goes for a quick Snap Brainbuster before a pin!
Freddy Whoa: A lot riding on this match. Kevin Bishop is going into a huge People's Title match with FPV, where if FPV loses, he must join The Brotherhood. Pantheon are going into Hellimination, and Gemini Battle and Thomas Uriel Bates, of course, are heading into their World Title match with Corey Black.
Zach Davis: Speaking of Thomas Uriel Bates, we haven't seen him get into this match yet.
Bishop quickly puts Battle into a Sleeper, attempting to wear him down. Bates goes to get into the ring and the ref stops him. This leads Rabid to kicking Bishop and Sanchez entering the ring to kick away at Gemini.
Freddy Whoa: Pantheon, naturally, laying the boots with the ref's back turned.
Rabid instructs Sanchez to lift Gemini up. Once Gemini is to a vertical base, Rabid takes Bishop by the head and runs to the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Sliced Bread #2!, and he's hitting Gemini with a Dropkick on the way down!
No!, Bishop shoves Rabid off mid-move and into Gemini, who is able to hit a Snap Powerbomb!, into a pin!
No!, Bishop breaks that up quickly. Gemini begins crawling towards Bates to make a tag but Bishop pulls him away and lifts him up throws him to the ropes. As Gemini comes back Bishop executes an Exploder Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: Rabid has tagged in Sanchez, Bishop turns-
Sanchez pins Bishop, hooking his leg.
Broken up by Gemini! Gemini lifts Sanchez up and grabs the back of his head, going for the God's Paradox, but Sanchez shoves him away...
Zach Davis: RIGHT INTO THE WAITING TAG OF THOMAS URIEL BATES!
Bates gets into the ring and runs at Sanchez, taking him down like a freight train. Bishop is up and gets a Clothesline for his trouble as well. Bishop rolls out of the ring, and in comes Psychopomp. Pomp runs towards Bates and gets a BATES' BOOT!
Freddy Whoa: Thomas Uriel Bates, clearing house!
Rabid enters the ring and runs at Bates next but Bates is able to lift him up into a Gorilla Press Slam.
Freddy Whoa: MEMPHIAS GIANT SLAM!
Rabid rolls out and Psychopomp has gotten to his feet. Bates measures him and locks him in the Full Nelson.
Zach Davis: THE BADGE!
Rabid quickly pulls Thomas Uriel Bates out of the ring as Sanchez jumps on Pomp.
Freddy Whoa: WHAT!?
Zach Davis: Pantheon steals it!
The bell sounds.
Freddy Whoa: We waited all match for Thomas Uriel Bates to get in there, and he dominated - and David Sanchez got the win from it!
Bates hits Rabid with a stiff right hook before rolling back into the ring. He's pissed. He runs at David Sanchez, and takes him down with a Big Boot of his own. Gemini Battle grabs him from behind, trying to ask him to calm down.
Zach Davis: Thomas Uriel Bates thinks it's a Pantheon member - BIG BOOT TO GEMINI BATTLE!
Bates didn't quite realize what he did until after he did it. He looks down at Gemini, who rolls out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: There is Corey Black on the stage, World Title over his shoulder.... and he's laughing at them.
Thomas Uriel Bates stands over the fallen body of Gemini Batle, staring daggers into Corey Black.
Zach Davis: One week from tonight, these three do battle in the first ever WCF Trick 'r' Treat match. I can't wait.
We go to commercial as Johnny Rabid and David Sanchez join Corey Black.
Adrian Archer/Damian Kaine vs Wade Moor/Jayson Price
A Hawaiian fire dance troupe and Hula Dancers entertain the crowd in the center of the ring. The male fire dancers twirl large torches and the shapely women shake their hips side to side quickly to the beat of tribal drums. With a large plume of flame from the lips of one of the dancers, the drums stop, and the house lights go on to applause. The entertainment leaves the ring, next voice heard is Zach Davis.
Zach Davis: Well, we have reached the main event of another great Slam Card in Hawaii!
Freddy Whoa: For once, Mr. Lerch actually got it right!
Zach Davis: Actually from what I hear, he forgot to book any other venues! But it sure did work out well!
The Mysterious Pantheon Theme begins to play..
Freddy Whoa: Here they come! The saviors of the WCF!
Zach Davis: Or WCF's demise, depending on who you speak to..
Wade Moor and Jayson Price walk down to the ring side by side. In the Ring, Moor drops to his knees and yells "Unleash the LEVIATHAN!" much to the amusement of Jayson Price. Both men head to their corner, rather non chalant, chatting and laughing. Their music cuts..and theres a lull.
Zach Davis: And now we await the arrival of the two co-captains of Team WCF..
Freddy Whoa: Otherwise known as the Practice Squad.
Zach Davis: Will you..
Freddy Whoa: B Team?
Zach Davis: Whatever you call them..they have not..Wait a minute..
The arena goes dark. On the large screen, a stylized gothic logo in silver against a black background. The Purge logo.."Bury Me in Smoke" by Down begins to play..As the guitars grind down to their churning verse, a large plume of fog comes from the entrance ramp. When it clears, Adrian Archer and Damian Kaine appear. They ignore fans and walk evry quickly to the ring..
Zach Davis: THE PURGE MAKES ITS RETURN!
Freddy Whoa: They lost to Sweet Annihilation..C'Mon..This is not a great tag team. Never was..
Zach Davis: Nonetheless, they did have a small yet loyal following who is no doubt happy to see this reunion! Looks like its going to be Archer and Moor, and here we go!
Moor stalks Archer, smiling, mocking him. Archer charges Moor who sidesteps him and throws him into the corner. Price slaps Archer on the back of the head, Archer goes after Price but the ref stands between, not seeing the slap. With Archer distracted, Moor slams him with a running double axehandle, then follows it up with 3 Rolling Samoan Drops, releasing him on the third!
Zach Davis: Look at the POWER of Wade Moor on full display there as he just manhandled Archer! And Moor Mocking Archer..
Moor screams "Look at your leader!" And laughs..Mixed crowd reaction as Archer recovers. Moor closes in to follow up and Archer, on his knees, his Moor in the gut with fists hits Moor with a jawjacker!
Freddy Whoa: Moor wasted a little too much time and Now Archer with a flying forearm takes down Moor..Both men up..Archer with a hip toss..Reversed!
Moor goes to toss Archer..reversed again..Archer hits Moor with an Enziguri with his arm still hooked..Archer then leaps up and goes for a crucifix pin1....2...Save By Price!
Zach Davis: Moor and Archer up and MY GOD!
Moor hits a clothesline with a devastating impact that sends Archer onto his head, landing in a heap on the mat. Moor yells a primal yell, then tags his partner Jayson Price. Price comes in and starts laying hard stomps to Archer then after about six or 7 goes over and spits in Damian Kaines face. Kaine goes to retaliate and while the ref holds him back, Moor and Price take advantage and pummel Archer in the corner with stiff kicks. By the time the referee turns around, Price is Tagging Moor in.
Zach Davis: Looks like a double team maneuver coming up..Price whips Archer into the ropes..PRICE CHECK CONNECTS!!!! Archer stumbles into a DDT! Cover..1.....2.....Kaine with the SAVE!
Moor picks up a limp Archer..Lifts him up..
Freddy Whoa: THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND! Which sets up..
Zach Davis: POSEIDON PUNCH!!!!
Freddy Whoa: KILLSHOT! MOOR GETS PLANTED!
Both men are down, crawling to their respective corners to make a tag. Moor tags Price. Archer Tags Kaine!Kaine leaps onto the top rope and leaps, wrapping his legs around Price's head and performing a hurracanrana. Price kips up and runs into a Kaine Dropkick. Gets up. Another dropkick!
Zach Davis: Damian Kaine is fired up and letting the crowd know it! Going to the well again..Springboard Cross Body..Caught! POWERSLAM!
Freddy Whoa: Every single time they seem to have momentum, Pantheon just shuts them down!
Price picks up Kaine, kicks him in the gut, tries to hook him into a cradle Piledriver but Kaine throws knees into Jaysons Head..Jayson lets go..Superkick by Kaine! Kaine runs and tags Archer..Price swings..Archer ducks..T Bone Suplex! He goes for the cover..Moor with the save!
Zach Davis: Fast and Furious act..wait..On the outside..
Kaine starts to shake and foam at the mouth..He falls to the apron, then to the floor. He starts seizing..The ref goes over to check on Kaine..Meanwhile, Archer clotheslines Moor over the top rope, not noticing his partner is on the floor..Kaine is now foaming blood..
Zach Davis: Medics are coming to check out Damian Kaine who is..wait..on the apron is that..
The camera focuses on a torn Alka Seltzer pouch and a Blood Pak..
Freddy Whoa: ITS ALL A RUSE!!!!! GUYS! GUYS!
Meanwhile, with the referee distracted, Archer has taken from under the ring his box of goodies shown in his last promo..He pulls out 2 metal buckets half filled with sand. Moor and Price do not see Archer come around the outside of the ring..the crowd roars as he jams the buckets on their head spilling Sand on the outside.
Zach Davis: Pantheon has won by DQ! The referee has thrown this match out, Adrian Archer is crossing the line here!
Adrian Archer: HEY BITCH KREW!
Zach Davis: SUPERKICK TO MOOR! SUPERKICK TO PRICE!
Archer pulls 2 6" disks out of the box and sets them on the ring stairs..
Zach Davis: What is he doing? What are those?
Freddy Whoa: I don't know, but he's got Price only...RAMS HIS HEAD ONTO THE DISKS ON THE STAIRS..
Zach Davis: His head ain't moving...
Those are Magnets...
Oh my God..SOMEONE GET OUT HERE!!!!!
Freddy Whoa: Archer backing up...Oh my God...There he goes...PRICE IS SQUIRMING..
A sickening crack as Archer makes contact with Jayson Price's head with a big boot, foot going through Price's head with his foot ending up on the other side of the stairs..He holds the pose for a moment..And smiles his Magnificent Smile..The kick tears his head from the magnet, sending his body to the floor..The other members of Pantheon come rushing out..Kaine spits foam into the face of the referee as he and Archer escape through the crowd..They climb the stairs of the arena and gloat while the medics go over to tend to Price..
WCF security is on the scene, fighting away Joey Flash, Johnny Rabid, David Sanchez, Jared Holmes, and the rest of Pantheon.
Zach Davis: We have three security for every one Pantheon member and Pantheon is STILL fighting back!
Freddy Whoa: We still have the announcement of the last two Team WCF members! We've gotta get Pantheon under control, even after this attack!
Eventually, the Pantheon members are handcuffed; Flash, Rabid, Holmes, Moor, all of them. Archer and Kaine taunt them, which causes them to only lash out against their captors, but it is too much, and the WCF security is able to drag them to the back.
Team WCF Announcement
We return live to Slam with all of Zero Tolerance in the ring along with Damian Kaine. They look rather smug as they casually wait for Kyle Steel to make the first announcement.
Zach Davis: Well folks it looks like we're finally about to find out who the final two members of Team WCF are going to be heading into the Hellimination match. The speculation has been running wild all week.
Freddy Whoa: You have to wonder who has been selected here. There are so many possibilities, so many people who would gladly take up the call to represent the WCF in this match. But have they chosen wisely? That's what we're going to find out.
Zach Davis: The wait is over, the speculation comes to an end. We get the final two members of Team WCF now!
Adrian Archer hands a small slip of paper to Kyle Steel who looks at it with a mixture of shock ... as well as confusion. Archer motions for him to just make the announcement. Steel nods and clear his throat.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen ... please welcome the sixth member of team WCF for the Hellimination match ...
The lights go out as a spotlight centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. The crowd greets her with MASSIVE cheers as the video wall displays the words THE ONLY ONE.
Kyle Steel: "The Mistress of Mischief" SARAH TWILIGHT!!!
Pyros shoot up from the stage as our melody finally kicks into guitar. "The Only One" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage. She is greeted with deafening cheers, surprisingly and soaks them all in. She arrogantly swaggers towards the ring, she steps inside to a VERY EXCITED crowd before she reaches the ring steps and climbs inside. Pyros now shoot off from the ring posts and Sarah takes to each turnbuckle, staring out into the crowd with a smirk as their cheers become even LOUDER.
Freddy Whoa: You gotta be kidding me ... Sarah Twilight? Representing team WCF?
Zach Davis: Love her or hate her ... which the crowd seems to prefer the former on this night ... Sarah Twilight has always held loyalty to WCF. Even during her violent reign as owner of the company she kept true to WCF. I may not agree with her morals and her actions, but who better to stand for this company?
The crowd remains highly motivated by this revelation and continues to cheer and chant. Sarah is given a microphone and takes the center of the ring. Damian Kaine and Zero Tolerance hang out against the ropes, pleased with their choice.
Sarah Twilight: I know, I know. But you all knew I was gonna be here.
Sarah Twilight: Did anyone really believe I would just watch Beachkrew walk back in here and start calling themselves Pantheon?
Crowd: Hell No! Hell No! Hell No! Hell No! Hell No! Hell No!
Sarah Twilight: Pantheon is DEAD ... I saw to that the first time, and I will see to it again with this ... Discount Pantheon.
HUGE pop from the crowd.
Zach Davis: This crowd oddly enough firmly behind the Mistress of Mischief.
Freddy Whoa: Certain situations make strange allegiances. This crowd has every reason in the world to hate Sarah Twilight with everything they've got and yet, in this situation they love her. It's mind boggling.
Sarah Twilight: But see, like I said ... my being here was a given. That's not what I'm out here to talk about. You all already know Pantheon are going to have their asses handed to them.
More cheers from the crowd.
Sarah Twilight: What I'm out here for is to deliver for WCF ... more specifically the five men you see here standing behind me. Now ... I don't LIKE Damina Kaine ... I couldn't give a shit about Adrian Archer or any of Zero Tolerance. But this isn't about them, it's about WCF. So you put your shit aside and you go out and fight because there are seven mother fuckers who need to get a fucking reality check.
Crowd: Kick their ass! Kick their ass! Kick their ass! Kick their ass!
Zach Davis: This spells trouble for Pantheon. Sarah Twilight is a snake, but I've never seen her lay the cards out like this. She's not petending that she is chmmu with her team mates.
Freddy Whoa: I ... I have to agree. This is straight up ... not something we usually see from such a manipulative, malicious person such as Sarah Twilight.
Sarah Twilight: There is a saying ... that the enemy of my enemy is suddenly my friend. And that is exactly how this works.
Zach Davis: I'm not catching that one ... I wouldn't entirely call Zero Tolerance or Damian Kaine enemies of Sarah's. They've not had much conflict at all.
Sarah Twilight: As I've said ... I've put Pantheon to rest once before and I intend to do so again. So when Kaine and Archer ... and all of Archer's boys left it to me to find someone ... anyone who would tip the scales for us at Helloween ... I knew from that very moment what I was going to do.
The crowd is bustling with excitement, wondering whom Sarah had found for the team.
Freddy Whoa: Wait ... they just let Sarah pick their final member? I ... I don't know if this is a good thing.
Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight may be many things, but stupid she is not. I don't believe she'd just get anyone to fill the spot.
Sarah Twilight: I knew that we needed someone who exemplifies WCF. Someone, who along with myself ... RULED this company like no other. Someone who is capable of placing the nails into the Pantheon casket just as well as I am.
The members of Zero Tolerance along with Damian Kaine look rather intrigued ... it is clear by their facial expressions that they also are not yet aware of who their final partner to be actually was.
Freddy Whoa: They don't even know who she's chosen?! They're just finding out with the rest of us .... oh God.
Sarah Twilight: What better way to turn the screws deeper into Corey Black and his sad attempt at revitalizing a long dead concept than to find the one person who, along with myself ENDED Pantheon in the first place?
Zach Davis: No ... NO! Are you kidding me?! This can't be what I think it is!
Sarah smirks heavily and some of the more knowledgable fans in the crowd begin to stir with excitement while the rest just linger on her every word just waiting to find out who would be the final member to join Team WCF.
Sarah Twilight: It has been said to keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. I have never, nor do I now keep friends ... so I have but one recourse for this fight. I know my enemy as well as my enemy knows me ... and together we will again be as unstoppable as we once were. So, without any further adieu ... the final member of team WCF for next Sunday ...
The arena lights dim down and suddenly gold lights begin to swirl around among the crowd as HUGE amounts of cheers can be heard.
Zach Davis: You gotta be kidding me!
Suddenly "You Know My Name" by Chris Cornell hits the arena and the crowd LOSES IT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Sarah Twilight: Mister ... ERIC PRICE!!!
Zach Davis: There’s no way.
The music continues to play as the crowd is waiting for what feels like an eternity but in reality has only been 10 seconds.
Freddy Whoa: Well, where is he?
At this point, Eric steps out through the curtains as the crowd goes nuts and cannot believe what they are witnessing. Eric wearing sunglasses, a black sport coat, black pants, and a gold collared shirt, no tie, one button unbuttoned on the shirt as he surveys the crowd and stands atop the stage.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: This man has not been seen in WCF for a few years now. He has held nearly every title in the company, is one of a very select few Grand Slam Winners in WCF.
Freddy Whoa: Not to mention, he owned this company for a while and also ended the original incarnation of Pantheon!
Eric takes off his sunglasses and puts them away in the pocket of his sport coat as he continues to survey the crowd. He then smiles and starts running down toward the crowd and starts slapping hands with the audience members at ringside. He runs along at ringside and slaps hands with all the announcers stopping by and greeting Zach Davis and Freddy Whoa. He then continues around the ring and continues to slap hands with the fans as he makes his way into the ring, slowly stepping in as he continues to look at the crowd in amazement. He steps in and shakes hands with all the members of Zero Tolerance as well as Damian Kaine as he asks for a microphone from the ring announcer. Zero Tolerance and Damian Kaine are somewhat surprised at what they are witnessing as Eric is handed a microphone and steps in the center of the ring!
Crowd: ERIC PRICE! ERIC PRICE! ERIC PRICE!
Zach Davis: I … I never thought I’d hear a crowd chant that name or that I would ever see this man in this company again.
Freddy Whoa: This … wow.
The music stops playing as Eric continues to revel in the reaction the crowd as Sarah makes her way down and into the ring to stand next to the group. Eric puts the microphone up to his mouth as he is about to speak. He however puts it down as the audience continue to cheer and chant for him! Eric smiles and looks at the crowd with great surprise at the reaction he is receiving! Eric puts the microphone back up to his mouth as he begins speaking.
Eric Price: Wow.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Eric Price: Before I get started here, I have two words to say to this crowd … THANK YOU!
The crowd cheers for this even more.
Eric Price: Thank you so much for that wonderful reception, it tells me that obviously many of you already know who I am! But for those of you who don’t, my name is Mr. Eric Price and I am the man who killed the original Pantheon many years ago!
The crowd cheers loudly for this.
Eric Price: Next Sunday at Hellimination … Damian Kaine, Zero Tolerance, Sarah Twilight, and yours truly Mr. Eric Price as Team WCF, we will see to it that this incarnation of Pantheon also dies! Eat your coffee cake now gentlemen because in 7 days, you’re done.
The crowd cheers loudly for this as Eric smiles and drops the microphone as “You Know My Name” starts playing over the speaker system again. He raises his hands in victory as the crowd cheers this moment.
Zach Davis: Very short, sweet, and to the point.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: A very clear message sent here to Pantheon. Team WCF looks to be stronger than ever as they pulled in some big names and … I never thought I’d see the day where Eric Price would return and much less work together with Sarah Twilight ever again.
Freddy Whoa: Zero Tolerance and Damian Kaine have got to be feeling rather confident about this. I wonder what Pantheon’s reaction will be to this though.
Zach Davis: For now, let’s just enjoy this moment. Until Helloween.
Slam fades to black.