the Mexico City Arena in Mexico City, Mexico
The show opens with Slam’s theme (Drunk and Crazy by Mogwai) Segueing into a dramatic soundtrack, which plays over a replay of Aftermath’s incredible highlights. The footage is black and white and brooding as a set of double doors crank open – Pantheon enters the arena in tight formation with belts over their shoulders. Leading the pack is Jared Holmes, flanked by Rabid and Wade.
Freddy Whoa: This is the night where dynasties could be cemented. It's put up or shut-up time for Earth’s Mightiest Wrestling Stable!
The montage begins with Jaymz lifting Trey Carter up and delivering the Silence! After a three count, the bell rings and the crowd roars!
Zach Davis: WE HAVE A NEW ALPHA CHAMPION!
Jaymz raises the belt before the video cuts to Andre Holmes and Mikey Extreme trading shots in the ring. After several cuts of them brutalizing one another, Andre lifts Mikey and drives him into the ring post with the Bad Landing! The sound of a bell rings as Andre Holmes has his hand – and the Hardcore Championship – raised.
Freddy Whoa: IT WAS A HOAX ALL ALONG! ANDRE HOLMES AND ANDRE AQUARIUS WERE IN CAHOOTS ALL ALONG!
Dion Necurat and Vinnie Jones square off in the ring. As the two men stare each other down, the crowd chants wildly.
Crowd: LET’S GO ZT … BROTHERHOOD! … LET’S GO ZT … BROTHERHOOD!
Vinnie swings the cactus! Dion reverses and drops Vinnie on it! Silver Chariot, and Dion has his hand raised!
Freddy Whoa: And now we know. One month from today, in Mexico, Dion Necurat will get a shot at the WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! The only question is … who will Dion go on to face?
The music is replaced by the blare of “Dream House” by Deafheaven as Jared enters through the curtain to the stage to a chorus of boos.
Freddy Whoa: For once, there is no but. I fully believe that Jared Holmes is at the level he needs to be to challenge for the World Title.
“Truth North” and a swell of cheers replace the noise as FPV bursts out onto the stage, the belt raised above him. He and Jared state one another down as he walks to the ring. With the ring of the bell, various clips of the match flash. Frank goes for the Headshot! but Jared catches his foot! A cliche kick! Dolphin Driver! As the ref’s hand falls for a third time, the bell rings!
Zach Davis: JARED HOLMES HAS DONE IT!
Jared Holmes clutches the belt close to his chest for several brief moments before collapsing to the mat. Adrenaline soon pushes him to his feet, where he raises the belt once again high in the air to a chorus of booing.
Zach Davis: What a night. We've seen twists and turns, to say the least... We've seen several belts change hands, we've ushered in a new era.
The recap ends with Jared raising the belt triumphantly. In the arena “Mysterious Pantheon Theme” hits the P.A. to a swell of booing.
Freddy Whoa: Only stands to reason Pantheon would start up the show to gloat.
Zach Davis: Despite the loss of the Tag Team Titles, Pantheon recaptured the WCF Championship last night when Jared Holmes defeated FPV! It's clear that the era of Pantheon is far from over.
Johnny Rabid steps out through the curtain, flanked by Corey Black and Wade Moor. Andre Holmes picks up the rear, wearing a matching suit as the other members of his faction. The Hardcore and Television Titles rest of the shoulders of Andre and Rabid as they proceed to the ring. Sliding in and standing in the center, Rabid raises a microphone as the music dies.
John Rabid: Ladies and Gentlemen of Mexico. I would like to start by thanking you all for your hospitality over these past few days. And as a reward for your impressive display of good manners, we at Pantheon have graciously decided to restore normality within the federation! Yes, I know. It’s scintillating isn't it? Your world champion is now once more a member of Pantheon. That of course guarantees a certain standard. A cut above the rabble that have been sniffing around the title since Joey Flash, after an unforeseen tragic accident, decided to depart from Pantheon to pursue separate projects of personal interest. Hope you’re doing well Flash!
Rabid throws up a politician's wave as the rest of Pantheon smirks behind him.
John Rabid: Choices were made, no hard feeling kept. We are Pantheon. We endure. We prosper. Jared Holmes is your new world champion. I am STILL your television champion, a philanthropist for the mentally challenged, hence the gift of a set of tag belts to our former brother in arms, whose mid card dementia has left him rendered irrelevant for all time. We miss you, David! Your story of a mentally handicapped widow is inspiring for all! Tell steven and Ethan that they can keep those gifts for a few weeks. Consider it a make a wish until we swing by and pick them up. And you know we will. We take what we want, when we want it. It’s only a matter of time.
Rabid raises his title above his head.
John Rabid: The trios competition isn’t about opportunity, it’s about oppression. It’s about reminding the federation that they all cower at the base of the pyramid. We will never be surpassed, not by “Pantheon lites” like Everest. Not by hasbeen Juggalo scum like Zero Talent. We are then. We are now. We are forever.
Andre Holmes leans in and whispers into Rabid’s ear.
John Rabid: Apparently that last line is copyrighted. No matter. Others are fleeting. We are Pantheon. And tonight we pay a visit to an old friend. Oblivion, old chum?
Rabid waves the camera in closer
John Rabid: Look upon the genius I have masterminded. The enduring legacy of Pantheon. You could have been a part of that, Jakob. But you just didn’t have what it took to succeed. You’re nothing but a second rate failure, just like THE CAPTAIN; a defect with no place in our Pantheon paradise. And so you were ousted from heaven. Sent to wander the earth as king of the nae nae. But now the dance is over. Tonight you will be destroyed. Tonight your legacy will be one of humiliation. Tonight you’ll feel the power of true Pantheon. And you will -
“Mile Zero” by Periphery hits the P.A. as the members of Pantheon stare at the stage in horror. The audience swells in an unprecedented cheer as the four wrestlers prepare for battle. As the curtain parts… out comes Jared Holmes, riding atop the shoulders of Andre Aquarius and Dustin Beaver, the WCF Championship raised proudly above his head. The cheers immediately turn to boos.
Freddy Whoa: Now this is just disrespectful!
The two Junior #BeachKrew associates drop Jared on the apron, and he steps under the ropes, walking forward to embrace the other members of Pantheon individually. First Wade, then Rabid, then Andre Holmes, then Corey Black. Turning to the audience, he takes the microphone from Rabid. The music dies.
Jared Holmes: Once again, I did exactly what I said I would. And now, the Prophecy is here. And I am your WCF Champion!
The booing resumes, Jared hoisting the belt with a smug and malevolent smile.
Jared Holmes: Keep it up! Boo me! Say I’m the weak link or didn't deserve this! Call me whatever you want! Be like those idiot clowns I keep scraping! Nothing you say or believe changes reality! From the moment I stepped foot in this company, I have been the driving force behind EVERYTHING! I have been the most important superstar on this roster! I have had the vision of the future! I was the Prophet! And now I am your Champion whether you like it or not! Now you all can't tell me nothing!
Crowd: JO-EY FLASH! JO-EY FLASH!
Jared Holmes: Oh, you want Joey Flash?! Let me tell you about Joey Flash! Without me, Joey Flash wouldn’t be HALF the star he was! I brought a touch of Heaven to Flash’s life! I SHOWED HIM THE WORLD! Do you think Flash was half as talented or over as everyone assumed?! The second I pulled my rug from under him, he dropped to Jason fucking O’Neal! Trust me when I say that Joey Flash was practically a fucking HINDERANCE when it came to completing my goals!
The booing continues as Jared grins, taking a moment to spit in the ring.
Jared Holmes: I am the best wrestler to ever step in the WCF ring. I don't need to beat some redneck or Tuskin Raider to prove that. I don't need to surround myself with people better than me to cover my weaknesses while riding the circle jerk to acclaim. I have never held down my own team out of pettiness and ego. And that is why it’s time we give a few members of this stable their dues.
Jared turns to Wade Moor. Andre Aquarius steps forward and holds the People’s Title to him.
Jared Holmes: I don't need this anymore. And it's wrong that Johnny and I should have gold while you don't. Especially when we cost you the Trios Titles in our pettiness. Take this belt.
Wade stares at Jared as the belt continues to be extended to him. Hesitantly, he reaches out and accepts the gift before embracing Jared once more. Jared gives him a kiss on the temple before turning to Rabid.
Jared Holmes: And you, John. We spent earlier this year trying to kill each other: since getting on the same page, we dominated in short order. Now, you're expected to be the one who rides Trios to victory.
The Six God paused, staring at his old rival.
Jared Holmes: And if that should happen, I’ll give you your match. Free of malice.
He offers the Serpent a hand. He accepts, and the two shake firmly.
Jared Holmes: Now, myself and the #DagRiddickGang, made up of #BeachKrew alumni and honorary Pantheon members Dustin Beaver and Andre Aquarius, shall be facing my Number One Contender, Dion Necurat. Dion, throughout your career, you've been bullied as a transient and a bum. I'd like to clear up this misconception. You're not a bum.
Jared pauses, his grin widening.
Jared Holmes: Bums are occasionally capable of entertaining fights.
The crowd boos.
Jared Holmes: But know that no matter what you may be telling yourself, you will be the first to fall to me at Asesinato. I am not a transitional champion. I am not FPV or Jason O’Neal. Normality has been restored. I am the standard, the pinnacle others will falter and fall before. You, Dion? What are you? A ginger tramp with a shopping cart and an imaginary God for company. You look like Eric Stoltz in mask with a stuck on beard. You should be living under a bridge, building furniture out of the bones of the children you’ve stolen, not challenging for world titles. You’re a Gnome. A homeless fairy tale to scare kids. I am the hero, the shining knight that ends your pitiful life. That puts down the monster and seals his fate. You pretend to know Gods, I AM A GOD! I am the shark God of this arena. Of ANY arena. I will shatter lives and end title dreams because that’s what a good shark does. I move forward. I kill. And I’ll never, ever stop. You Dion? Just the first under my reign. Not a very auspicious start, just a bum with an elongated face. Just a man who wandered out of Narnia with a funny name and not much else. And soon, you’ll have nothing at all. Because God’s trample men, Dion. Now get ready to sacrifice yourself at the foot of my alter. You fucking pleb.
Jared throw the mic down as “Mysterious Pantheon Theme” hits. Wade and Andre Holmes lift him - and the WCF Championship - to carry him out of the arena.
Freddy Whoa: String words from the Champion and Pantheon tonight! We’ll see if they can continue this streak of dominance tonight!
Trios Cup Tournament Match
CAPTAIN BIOWALKER vs The Breakfast Club
The CAPTAIN/Biohazard/Tyler Walker vs Marco Daniels III/Kevin/George
Zach Davis: And it's time for the opening match of round one of the 2017 Trios Tournament!
"Take On Me" blares and MD3 dances like an idiot down to the ring, in time with the music.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from Lawrence, Kansas, weighing in at a combined 350 pounds...Marco Daniels the Third!
Marco rolls himself into the ring as his music fades out. "The Monday Night Football Theme" hits the PA system and out walk Kevin and George.
Kyle Steel: And his partners, weighing in at a combined weight of 577 pounds, the team of Kevin and George...THE NERDSMASHERS!
Kevin and George exchange a few fist bumps, chest bumps, bro hugs and an intricate handshake on their way down the ramp before they slide into the ring. George spots a nerd in the audience and fires his football at him, nailing the poor teenager in the face. The Nerdsmashers laugh as their music fades out.
Kyle Steel: And their opponents...
"I Like to Move It" by Reel 2 Reel plays over the sound system as Tyler Walker and Biohazard walk out from the back.
Kyle Steel: Weighing in at a combined 575 pounds, they are the team of Tyler Walker and Biohazard...BIOWALKER!
BioWalker climbs into the ring and stares down Marco and The Nerdsmashers. "CaramellDansen" hits the arena speakers as the crowd pops. BioWalker nods their heads and points back at the stage as they begin trash talking their opponents. But The CAPTAIN is nowhere to be found and BioWalker seem oblivious to it. The Captains music fades out and is replaced by the sounds of pounding on a door as the jumbotron comes on. BioWalker turns around and we can hear the voice of The CAPTAIN calling out from help from inside of a janitor's closet that has "NERD" scrawled across the door in paint. There's a forklift parked in front of the door and officials are trying to move it but there's no keys.
Freddy Whoa: Well it's obvious who trapped The CAPTAIN in the closet!
Zach Davis: R. Kelly?
Freddy Whoa: ...
The Nerdsmashers run up behind BioWalker and knock them to the ground with shoulder blocks as Marco Daniels stays back and calls out instructions. The referee is trying to get order as George pulls Biohazard back to his feet and whips him to Kevin, who lays him out with a clothesline. Tyler Walker gets to his feet and grabs hold of George from behind in a sleeper hold, but Kevin drops down behind him and hits a low blow as Marco Daniels gets the referee's attention. With Biowalker laid out, George and Marco Daniels both step out onto the apron as Kevin gets in the ref's face and demands the bell be rang.
Freddy Whoa: Oh come on, this can't be allowed!
Zach Davis: Quit being a nerd!
The referee reluctant to do anything but Kevin's bullying eventually gets him his way and the bell is rung. Tyler Walker is still holding himself on the mat but Biohazard is to his feet and he's got his fists raised ready to fight. Kevin laughs and tells him to bring it. Biohazard rushes Kevin and eats a big boot to the face. The crowd boos as Kevin puts a foot on Biohazards chest for the pin.
Zach Davis: Tyler Walker makes the save!
Walker throws himself into Kevin and breaks up the pin. But George and Marco Daniels both enter the ring and make him pay by pulling him up and dumping him to the outside. They leave the ring and begin beating him down as Kevin sets up for The Heisman as Biohazard is trying to get up. Kevin hits it and then hooks the leg.
Freddy Whoa: And The Nerdsmashers and Marco Daniels win this...match I guess.
Zach Davis: What do you mean 'I guess'? That was a legit match you nerd!
Freddy Whoa: It was never legit! The CAPTAIN was locked in a closet before the match even started and then the referee was bullied into starting what was a damn handicap match.
Zach Davis: You sound like a nerd on a computer complaining about what's fair and what's not. Wait till Kevin and George hear about this!
Suddenly "CaramellDansen" hits the speakers again and the crowd pops. From out of the back comes The CAPTAIN, finally free from the closet, on the forklift at top speed. Pantheon zooms down the ramp as Marco Daniels III and The Nerdsmashers rush out of the ring and over the barricade into the crowd. The CAPTAIN comes to a stop at ringside and climbs up on top of the forklift as he dares the three to come back and face him but they're long gone.
Freddy Whoa: And there you see just how tough the bullies are when it's a fair fight. This match should have gone a different way and it's a shame that we got robbed of it.
Slam goes to commercial with The CAPTAIN still trying to get The Nerdsmashers to come back and fight.
We cut backstage to see a very concerned looking pair in Lilith and Cheyenne as they wait with uncertainty as to what the night held in store for them. It isn't long before Seth Lerch walks into frame.
Seth Lerch: Waiting for someone?
Seth Lerch: I'll save you the trouble. She's not going to show up.
Lilith: But ... but ... but ... my Sare Bear would never let me down!
Cheyenne rolls her eyes.
Cheyenne: Oh give it a rest, she's not coming and we both know it.
Seth grins with excitement. This was entertaining to him.
Seth Lerch: Now that we've all joined reality ... I have been waiting for this moment all week. Let me introduce you to your tag team partner for tonight ...
Cheyenne and Lilith wait for the reveal. What kind of ridiculous plan Seth had. Instead, he just stares forward with his mouth open.
Cheyenne: Well? Tell us!
Seth doesn't say a word as Sarah Twilight walks up from behind Lilith and Cheyenne, casually taking her place in between them and placing her arms around each of their shoulders respectively. Cheyenne is in complete shock that she actually showed. Lilith however, quickly goes from worried to looking as if she never doubted that Sarah would be here.
Sarah Twilight: Hi Seth.
She lifts a hand off Lilith's shoulder and waves at him sarcastically with a cheeky smile that is obviously insincere.
Sarah Twilight: So, what's up? Important meeting? Something you want to tell us?
Seth looks very aggravated now and turns, storming off in a huff leaving the trio of women there.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
The Big Bosses vs The eXtreme Wolves
Erik Black/Bishop/Priest vs Mikey eXtreme/Adam Burnett/Udy
Kyle Steel: Coming to the ring first! They are the team of Bishop and Priest!
The lights goes and the sound of drum banging and a spot light follows Bishop and Preist to the ring.
Kyle Steel: And their partner. He is a member of Zero Tolerance! He is..Erik Black!
Zach Davis: I’m not sure Erik Black is even going to show. He said earlier in the week that he hadn’t even decided if he was going to
Freddy Whoa: That guy is a coward
Death Trend Setta by Cross fade hits on the PA system as the lights go dark. A spotlight shines on the entrance stage as Erik walks out. He has a black towel over his face. He stops at the ramp and looks around before darting to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and runs to the furthest turnbuckle. He climbs it. He does a black flip off of it while throwing the black towel into the crowd. He then simply waits for his opponent.
Kyle Steel: And now, coming to the ring, Mikey Extreme!
Mikey ignores the fans trying to reach out to touch him. He throws the kendo stick into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, crawling to the corner where he sits laughing and rocking back and forth. Freakshow circles the ring, staring at Mikey's opponent(s) as Vidalia whispers some kind of plan into Mikey's ear.
Kyle Steel: And his partner, Adam Burnett!
You Can't Stop Me" by Andy Mineo hits on the speaker and Adam Burnett bounces out onto the stage. He bounces on his feet as the music gets him going. He waves his arms up and down, pumping up the crowd before taking off on a dead sprint towards the ring. He slaps hands with fans who have stuck their hands out on his way and slides into the ring. He runs up one of the turnbuckles and poses at the top with his arms extended. He's smiling the whole time and the fans can sense his intensity and passion
Kyle Steel: And finally..He is the Demon Wolf! Udy!
Lights darken. Blue fire/pyro explode as Type-O negative's Wolf Moon plays. Blue smoke fills the arena when a spot light focuses on a figure on one knee. Fenris stands behind him arms out stretched..He howls by looking (Bane face mask is on as entrance attire) at the sky in cupped hands as another set of blue pyro explode. Udy makes his way slowly before rolling in and kneels at middle of ring. Howls again as light comes back and music fades.
Zach Davis: Bishop is pointing to Erik Black to start the match for his team.
Freddy Whoa: Yea but look at that ass hole flip Bishop off and smile.
Zach Davis: Well it looks like it’s going to be Bishop and Burnett starting off.
Bishop and Adam Burnett begin in a collar and elbow tie up. Bishop pushes the smaller Burnett to the turnbuckle and begins to hammer fist the man’s chest. After six hits, Burnett falls to the mat.
Zach Davis: Bishop showing his power here.
Bishop throws Burnett to his corner. He goes to make a tag. Erik puts his hands up as if to say “not me”. Priest gets the tag. Bishop and Priest begin to double team Burnett. Bishop holds him from behind while Priest goes to work on his chest with a closed fist. Bishop exists the ring while Priest goes for a piledriver.
Zach Davis: Bishop and Priest are really working together here.
Freddy Whoa: Yea but its looking like a three on two match. Whoa! Big reversal by Burnett!
Adam Burnett flips the much larger Priest over his back. He crawls to his corner and tags in Mikey Extreme who runs at Priest and drop kicks him in the knee. Priest goes down. Mikey begins to stomp on his fallen opponent. Mikey picks Priest up by his hair and kicks him in the gut.
Zach Davis: DDT! Big time DDT by Mikey Extreme!
Mikey pins Priest.
Bishop runs in to break up the pin! This brings in Udy who lands a flying crossbody on Bishop!. The two roll out of the ring. Mikey Extreme shakes the cobwebs from his head and goes in to tag Burnett. Adam Burnett grabs Priest by the head and executes a spinning neck breaker. He goes for the quick pin.
Priest powers out of the pin like a monster.
Zach Davis: He’s gonna have to do more than that to keep that massive man down.
Priest grabs Burnett and throws him to the ropes. Clothesline! No! Burnett ducks! He bounces off the other side and chop blocks Priest! He grabs Priest by the leg.
Freddy Whoa: the AB! He’s got it locked in!
Bishop and Erik Black rush in. Udy and Extreme rush in.
Zach Davis: Wait! Erik Black isn’t attacking Extreme or Udy!
Freddy Whoa! Babayaga to Bishop! That son of a bitch!
Bishop falls in a heap as Priest begins to tap. Erik Black rolls out of the ring before Udy or Extreme can get to him. He claps and flips them off before heading to the back
Zach Davis: And that’s all folks. The Extreme Wolves advance!
Freddy Whoa: Yea but it was basically a three on two match, Zach.
Zach Davis: It’s over now.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
The Even Bigger Alliance vs #DAGRIDDICKGANG
Dion Necurat/The Very Big Alliance vs Jared Holmes/Andre Aquarius/Dustin Beaver
"Leaving Dionysus" by Leaving Dionysus begins to play throughout the Arena. "The Legion", 20 Centurion guards march down the aisle, lining up 10 on one side and 10 on the other leading down to the ring and stand at attention.
A quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold appears carrying "The Crimson Gladiator" Dion Necurat and makes its way down the aisle as if entering the Roman Colosseum ready to do battle and circles the ring and stops.
As Dion enters the ring, the quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold makes its way back up the aisle and disappears followed by The Legion.
"The Crimson Gladiator" Dion Necurat, standing in the middle of the ring, raising a scepter of Dionysus toward the crowd and starts banging the shaft against a custom made Vibranium/steel alloy Spartan shield calling out his opponent to engage him into a fight to the death.
Dion's fans stand in unison to cheer their warrior as gold coins in Dion Necurat's likeness rains down on him in the center of the ring. He looks out to his fans, who give Dion the thumbs up and gives his opponent the thumbs down, meaning "Death!"
Dion raises both arms holding the scepter and custom made Spartan shield wide out over his head in praise to the crowd and let's out a Gladiator bloodcurdling scream.
Rock Out by Motorhead plays over the PA and The Very Big Alliance walk to the ramp and they let out a roar followed by some pyro. They then slowly walk to the ring.
Music hits, then a spotlight shines at the beginning of the entrance ramp, awaiting "The Beavs" to walk into it. He enters the light, points to the crowd on the left and then to the crowd on the right. He then points with both hands at the opponent in the ring, he looks and walks straight ahead, scowling at the opponent.
U Mad by Vic Mensa hits the arena as a video of a man's shadow bouncing back and forth with his arms to his sides goes along to the sound of blaring brass. As the beat drops, Andre Aquarius emerges on the stage, continuing to hype himself up to a chorus of boos. Blinking lights go along with the beat and Andre makes his way down the entrance ramp, pounding a fist against his chest. He steps through the ropes, surveying his surroundings. He climbs to the top turn buckle, mouthing the words to the song before dropping down and leaning against the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
"Dream House" by Deafheaven hits the PA as the lights go dim in the arena. A golden Eye of Horus lights up the jumbotron as "#AllHail6ixGod" appears beneath in gold lettering, the arena lights now flashing a multitude of pinks, yellows, and pastel oranges upon the ramp and stage. A spotlight hits the center of the ramp as song bursts into energy and booing from the crowd reaches a fever pitch. From the curtain steps Jared Holmes dressed in a full-face mirror ball mask topped with a diamond encrusted crown of thorns and long navy wool coat with gold accents.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Hollywood, California. Weighing in at two-hundred and fifteen pounds.... THE WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... "THE SIX GOD" JARED HOLMES!
Jared steps into the spotlight, the mirror ball mask reflecting the light in a dazzling display of colors. His hands slowly raise from his sides into the air as sparks descend from the ceiling. Bringing his arms down swiftly, he continues down the ramp, his eyes concealed behind the mask but undoubtedly on the ring. The posse moves with purpose, and upon reaching the bottom of the ring, Jared ascends the stairs and steps between the ropes. His hand coming to the back of his head, he removes the mask and raises it in the air to a chorus of boos.
Zach Davis: This is, I believe, the first meeting between Jared Holmes and Dion Necurat! They will be facing off at Asesinato for Holmes' newly won World Championship.
Freddy Whoa: But what happens if either Dion's team or Jared's team make it to the finals?
Zach Davis: A strong possibility! Who knows!?
The new World Champion and the new Number One Contender start off the match.
Freddy Whoa: HERE! WE! GO!
The two men tie up in the middle of the ring after several moments of going back and forth, delaying the grapple. Holmes gets the immediate upper hand and switches behind Dion, but Dion elbows him away and switches behind him. Dion pushes him off into the ropes, Holmes bounces back and Dion drops him with a shoulder block. Holmes gets back to his feet and Dion takes him down with a Clothesline. Holmes gets up once more and Dion drops him once more with a Big Boot!
Zach Davis: OOF!
Holmes rolls away and quickly tags in Dustin Beaver.
Freddy Whoa: The Beevs is back, baby!
Dion tags in The Tank. The Tank and Beaver meet in the middle of the ring with Dustin talking trash.
Crowd: WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
Beaver calls for a test of strength, only to stomp Ivanovic in the toes and then poke him in the eyes.
Beaver then executes a Sitout Jawbreaker before going for the pin.
No!, The Tank powers out. Beaver gets up and starts kicking away at him. He lifts him up and hits a few forearms before throwing him into the DRG corner and then stomping a mudhole in him as his partners hold him.
Zach Davis: Ivanovic can't fight back!
The Tank is able to kick Dustin once in the gut, doubling him over. He then elbows the other DRG members and runs at Beaver, taking him down with a Clothesline! Beaver gets back to his feet and gets hit with a Neckbreaker. The Tank hits the ropes and executes a Running Senton before pinning Dustin Beaver!
No! Kickout by Beaver.
Freddy Whoa: Dustin Beaver is a former Television Champion and one of the most talked about stars at the time here in the WCF, Zach. He may look like a fool but he's a quality athlete.
The Tank tags in The Behemoth. The giant of a man enters and runs at Beaver, but Beaver's eyes go wide seeing such a mass of humanity come after him; he rolls away and tags in Andre Aquarius.
Zach Davis: The Beevs is too skinny, he'd have been squashed into nothing.
Andre enters the ring and calls for The Behemoth to bring it. William runs at him and Andre hits an Arm Drag. William gets back to his feet and gets a series of uppercuts from Prince Lightskin. He won't go back down, however. Andre runs to the ropes and comes back, going for a Crossbody; but no, the Behemoth catches him and lifts him..
Freddy Whoa: Military Press!
Right into a pin.
No!, kickout from Andre Aquarius.
Zach Davis: They're doin' it for Dag, Freddy. They've got their heart in it.
William lifts Andre up and throws him to the ropes before kicking him in the gut as he comes back. He then puts him in the Pump Handle position, lifts him up and slams him down! He turns and tags in Dion Necurat.
Freddy Whoa: Dionysus back in this!
Necurat waits for Andre to stumble to his feet before grabbing him from the throat...
Zach Davis: Chokeslam!, no- Andre drops him with a DDT!
No!, Andre lands on his feet but he's unable to complete the move, Dion overpowers him and reverses the DDT attempt into a Northern Lights Suplex!, into the bridge pin.
No!, Andre kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: At Aftermath, Dion Necurat proved he can accomplish the impossible. Can he do it again here tonight?
Andre stumbles up and Dion runs at him..
Zach Davis: Myrmidon!
No!, Andre sidesteps the Shining Wizard attempt and hits a Pele Kick!
Freddy Whoa: #PEPEKICK! And, yes, it hurts me to call that move. Ugh.
Andre runs to the ropes and as he's coming back Dion is up, he lifts him..
Zach Davis: Pop-Up Cutter!
Dion turns and tags The Tank back in. But the big man isn't fast, Andre is able to roll and tag in Jared Holmes.
Freddy Whoa: Dion Necurat is the number one contender, but if either The Tank or The Behemoth were to pin Jared Holmes they'd have a claim to an eventual WCF Title match too!
Holmes ducks a tag from The Tank. He then runs at him and hits a jumping double forearm check.
Zach Davis: Uh oh!
He hits the ropes and hits another... then another. The Tank backs into a neutral corner, which is a mistake - Holmes runs at hits a Running Phoenix Splash!
Freddy Whoa: Sharknado Splash!
Holmes then Springboards-
Zach Davis: NO! Dion breaks up the combination by pulling down the middle rope!, causing Holmes to fly all the way out of the ring!
Dion Necurat jumps to the outside and begins brawling with Jared. This leads to all hell breaking loose on the inside, as Andre Aquarius and Dustin Beaver begin brawling with the Very Big Alliance!
Freddy Whoa: On the outside, Jared Holmes has a chair!
Holmes swings it at Dion, but Dion ducks and lifts Holmes onto his shoulders.
Zach Davis: GODSLAYER! GODSLAYER ON THE OUTSIDE!
But in the ring, Aquarius and Beaver have just thrown The Behemoth out. They've turned their attention to The Tank - Beaver throws him into a corner, Aquarius runs at him and hits a step up running knee.
Freddy Whoa: #WIPEOUT!
He stumbles out of the corner and into the waiting arms of Dustin Beaver.
Zach Davis: BEAVER TO BELLY!
Dustin Beaver drops down and pins The Tank, despite none of them being legal; the ref counts.
Freddy Whoa: The #DAGRIDDICKGANG wins it!
Dion Necurat backpeddles up the ramp, almost not believing he just destroyed the WCF World Heavyweight Champion. Andre and Dustin look around for their partner before looking outside the ring and noticing that he's hurt. They exit the ring and check on him.
Zach Davis: Well, he's one tough son of a bitch, he's the WCF World Champion - come hell or high water, Jared Holmes isn't going anywhere. But here tonight, win or lose - Dion Necurat showed him exactly what he brings to the table.
Freddy Whoa: If Jared Holmes wasn't taking Dion seriously before, he better be now!
We go to commercial.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Everest vs The New Guys
David Sanchez/Steven Singh/Ethan King vs Bale Pascal/Sahabid Lawal/Petrov
Freddy Whoa: Up next we’ve got another first round matchup for the Trios Cup Tournament, the winners of which will also be named WCF Trios Champions!
Zach Davis: Pay Yung Adam!
Freddy Whoa: He’s currently on leave from the WCF, Zach, but I am absolutely sure that he is still getting paid.
Petrov's voice can be heard over the PA saying in a calm but intimidating voice "Total. Fucking. Badass." as Blind by Korn starts to play. The crowd begins to talk amongst themselves in anticipation as the intro plays out before the words "ARE YOU READY!?" are shouted and the song drops in as Petrov emerges from the curtain and leans back and let's out a deep voiced shout and walks to the ring with a serious look on his face. He runs up the steps and climbs between the ropes as he paces about while shadowboxing.
Freddy Whoa: There he is, folks! A legendary WCF badass pulling double duty in both the Trios tournament AND the Rey de Mexico Tournament!
Zach Davis: Is that other one canon?
Freddy Whoa: I don’t know, Zach.
“Blue” by Eiffel 65 hits the system as the lights flash white at every beat. The crowd cheer loudly as their favorite "Islamic Bad-ass" makes his way out onto the entrance ramp bobbing his head with every bass drop. Smoke erupts either side of him as he raises his right arm in the air. He has no fear, he has no remorse. He is only here to kick ass and ass kicking is what he is going to do...
Freddy Whoa: He’s being joined by a brand new addition to the WCF roster, The Islamic Badass, Sahabid Lawal!
He steps in through the middle rope and walks towards the ring post, proceeding to climb it and raise his fist once more. Then jumps down, ready for his bout in the squared circle. “Voids” by Apollyon’s Visage creeps onto the sound system, creating a bassy rumble in the arena as the lights dim into darkness. The stage lights all focus on the entrance. First, out comes Aapo Nikula, the white of his face is blown out due to the overpowering nature of the focused lights. His arms are spread wide and he is grinning from ear to ear as he receives a wave of boos from the crowd.
After yelling inaudible statements - presumably something of praise for his fighter- Mr. Nikula steps to the side, holding his hands out toward the entrance in a presenter’s fashion when finally, Bale Pascal steps out onto the ramp.
Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-six pounds, from New Shoreham, Rhode Island...BALE PASCAAAAL!!!
Bale saunters down the ramp; the stage lights following along as he descends. After climbing up the side of the ring, he crosses his arm over the top rope, rests his head on top, and swings his legs over to sit on the second rope; a spotlight shines overhead. A moment passes before he slides off and through the ropes, into the ring where his faithful Manager stands while continuing to praise his fighter and his other two partners give the eccentric man an unsure look up and down.
Freddy Whoa: One of these things is not like the other, Zach!
Zach Davis: You mean the Muslim?
Freddy Whoa: No!
Zach Davis: Well you should’ve been a little more specific on your line of questioning.
A sample of Battle Without Honor; made famous in Tarantino’s Kill Bill cuts off the jabbering duo and brings the audience to their feet. The lights dim, and then black--out before being replaced it would seem with xenon lights that flicker in a Wintery ice-blue. After twelve to fifteen seconds, the sample crackles, cuts and chops before stopping indefinitely. The pale-blue, blinding lights continue to pulse like a violent strobe at a teenager’s first ecstasy rave; though now they do so to a very different beat. Rising out of nothingness, the bass kicking in from beneath it all - Crystal Castles’ “Untouch Us” plays now at full-volume as three silhouettes are cast on the stage, their outlines easy to identify them as Everest as the crowd showers them with boos and hisses. Alice Glass of Crystal Castles is cut off by David Sanchez who lifts the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak before Kyle Steel can even get a word in. Singh and King remain stationary behind him; each of them receiving their own barrage of boos from fans around the ramp.
David Sanchez: ...Introducing at a combined weight of six hundred and seventy-five pounds: “The Superstar” Steven Singh, “The Eminent” Ethan King, and yours truly - “The Transcendent” David Sanchez. We are Everest and you all look like ants from up here.
The lighting having been restored as Sanchez began to speak, their equally bemused expressions are visible as they stride with purpose to the ring, WCF Tag Team Titles strapped around the waists of Ethan and Steven. The Tag Team Champions each hop up on the apron at a ringpost then wipe their feet on the apron before entering as David Sanchez simulataneously rolls under the bottom rope.
Freddy Whoa: Everest is here, one of the favorites to win it all this year!
Zach Davis: Big deal, there are like FOUR favorites this year. This is one of the most stacked Trios tournaments we’ve ever had!
Freddy Whoa: Before you get too excited, Zach, it looks like we’re in for a “treat.”
Zach Davis: Did you use quotes around treat?
Freddy Whoa: Yes. Yes, I did.
In the ring, Steven Singh has been handed the microphone David Sanchez was using moments before. He holds the microphone to his mouth with his left hand and extends right out beside him, WCF Tag Team Title in hand.
Singh: When we first erected Everest before your very eyes WCF universe, I tried to make it immediately clear: we are not like the others before us. There is no leader here, no one man stands above the others; thus our initial orchestration also served to bar me from ever competing for the World Title. That was a message to my Associates and to all of you about sacrifice in the name of a cause. Today, at the beginning of a Trios tournament we will ascend to the top of, I give you another message: Everest are your Tag Team Champions.
Singh raises the Tag Title up over his head and the crowd murmurs at the non-announcement.
Singh: Let me be clear: your Tag Team Champions are not Ethan King and Steven Singh, your Tag Team Champions are EVEREST.
Steven Singh hands his Tag Team Title who takes it out of his hands with a grin.
Singh: Moving forward, we will be defending these titles under Freeverest Rules, we choose who among us will defend OUR titles. Your Tag Team Champions are one unit, one entity, we are Everest. We are your better, we ar--
Petrov: FUCK YOUR MIC WORK BUDDY!
Freddy Whoa: PETROV JUST COLDCOCKED SINGH!
Ethan King is quick with a jumping knee to send Petrov to the outside but Sahabid Lawal comes flying in with a forearm sending King to the outside only for Lawal to be doubled over by a roundhouse to the gut from David Sanchez then quickly knocked to his back by a knee lift. Sanchez shoots a look at Bale who takes a step forward...then thinks better of it and steps between the ropes to his corner.
Freddy Whoa: What a coward!
Zach Davis: What do you mean? He’s the only one out there where he’s supposed to be! He’s in his team’s corner politely waiting for the match to start!
Sanchez smirks at Bale then lifts Lawal back up to his feet as Ethan, Steven, and Petrov all take their spots in their respective corners. Sanchez, with Lawal in a double underhook, barks at the referee to ring the bell who shrugs and obliges.
Freddy Whoa: Wow, so Everest gets to decide when the match starts now?
Zach Davis: Well, they just decided they’re going to defend the Tag Titles under Free Bird rules so apparently they can just do whatever they want.
Freddy Whoa: I believe that’s Freeverest Rules.
Zach Davis: Whatever.
Sanchez peppers Lawal with knees while keeping him in the double underhook before sending him overhead with a butterfly suplex. Sanchez lifts his opponent back up and drags him to the corner in a front face lock, Sanchez’ back to the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: He’s looking for that DDT into the turnbuckle, the Cornerstone Blues!
Freddy Whoa: NO! He went for it and Lawal shoved him off, sending Sanchez hard into bottom turnbuckle by himself!
With that, the Islamic Badass begins stomping an Islamic mudhole into the gut of Sanchez. He is relentlessly stomping the Everest member which Singh appears to take issue with as he begins to step through the ropes. The referee is quickly over to the Everest corner, cutting off Singh. While he’s distracted, Ethan King breaks up the stomping with a casual inziguri from the apron, staggering Sahabid backward. Sanchez pulls himself up and charges in for a lariat but Sahabid ducks under it and drops Sanchez with neckbreaker.
Freddy Whoa: A pin on The Plague!
Kickout by Sanchez!
Zach Davis: Sahabid stomping the downed Sanchez a few times and then bounces off the ropes and jumps HIGH in the air for a leg drop.
Freddy Whoa: Nobody home! Sanchez rolled out of the way and lunges to Ethan for a tag.
The tag is made but Sahabid doesn’t seem to realize as he’s watching Sanchez who has begun ascending the ropes in a neutral corner while King does the same in the Everest corner.
Freddy Whoa: PANACEA! That blockbuster blindsided Sahabid! CROWN OF THORNS FROM SANCHEZ!
Zach Davis: They’re calling that The Crown of Eminence and Ethan King is following up that diving headbutt with a pin….
NO! Broken up by Petrov!
Petrov lays a big boot to the back of Ethan King’s head before Singh comes at him with a short elbow which is ducked by Petrov who clobbers Singh with a right hand. Singh stumbles back into the ropes and Petrov puts him ass over tea kettle over the top rope with a big boot as the crowd cheers. The referee escorts Petrov out of the ring as Ethan King pulls Sahabid back to his feet and then downing him again with a brainbuster. King pokes at the downed body casually with a disrespectful toe and a smirk before picking him back up again. King goes to grapple but Sahabid comes alive and slaps his arms away
Freddy Whoa: Right hand by Sahabid! Another! And another! King stumbles back but bounces off the ropes and comes flying with a cross-body…Caught by The Islamic Badass!
Lawal lets out a primordial yell and then drives King into the mat with an enormous power slam. King gets slowly back up to his feet only to be grabbed and sent off the ropes by Lawal. Lawal lowers his head for a back body drop but King hurdles it and Singh leans over for a blind tag then begins making his way in the ring.
Zach Davis: A Tag and Singh is now legal but Lawal doesn’t seem to have any idea as he’s watching King who meets him with a quick spinning heel kick to the stomach followed by a pele kick! Revelation!
Freddy Whoa: And into ‘Cognitive Dissonance’ from Steven Singh! That pele into a backstabber they’re calling ‘A Thief’s Revelation!’
Zach Davis: They should call it deadly because Sahabid is down and out!
King, still shaking off the effects of that power slam, heads to the apron while Singh takes a cheap shot at Petrov, knocking him off the apron before pinning Sahabid.
Zach Davis: NO! NO! Kickout by Sahabid Lawal! Where is he getting this from?!
Singh stands up exchanges words with referee who stands by his two count. Meanwhile, Lawal is nearly at his corner and the outstretched hand of his teammates when SIngh grabs him by the ankle and pulls him back to the middle of the ring with the wag of a finger. Lawal suddenly flips to his back and as Singh goes to step over for a leg grapevine, Lawal sends him flying back into the turnbuckle with both legs as the crowd pops!
Freddy Whoa: Lawal just sent Singh half way across the ring into the corner and is stretching toward his own! But here comes Singh! Singh lunges to grab Lawal but Lawal lunges and tags in Petrov!
The crowd explodes as Petrov springboards over the top rope toward Steven Singh who suddenly puts up both hands and backs away. Before he can escape though Petrov levels him with a clothesline. Singh bounces up but gets decapitated by another clothesline from Petrov. Singh is up and goes for a jumping knee strike but it’s caught by Petrov and turned into a scoop slam.
Freddy Whoa: This crowd is on their feet for Petrov who gets Singh back to his feet is setting him up for...
Petrov: FUCK YOU!
As the crowd chants “Fuck you!” back to Petrov, he lifts Singh up onto his shoulder for a powerbomb. The peak of the maneuver however, Singh shifts his weight and locks Petrov in a triangle choke, the tag champion dangling off of Petrov.
Freddy Whoa: BRIGHT LIGHTS! Out of nowhere, Singh has Bright Lights locked in on Petrov!
Zach Davis: Powerbomb from Petrov to break the hold! NO! Singh held on! He’s still got Bright Lights locked in! Petrov is fading fast but still running his mouth!
Petrov: FUCK YOU SUBMISSION BUDDY!
As Petrov struggles to stay conscious, David Sanchez has made his way around the ring and yanked Sahabid Lawal off the apron before he could break up the pin. But once on the outside, Sahabid catches Sanchez off guard with a few massive rights and gets enough room to slide back into the ring.
Petrov: Fuuuuucccckkkk Yyyooo Eve--
As Petrov’s speech slurs and he loses his grip on consciousness is in to break it up.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Lawal!
Zach Davis: NO! Inercepted by Ethan King with a huge leaping clothesline!
Freddy Whoa: Petrov is out! He’s out, the referee is checking on him! And Bale Pascal is….just turning around?
Zach Davis: Bale Pascal has turned his back to the action in the ring as Petrov is asleep and the referee is calling for the bell!
Freddy Whoa: Despite one hell of an effort from Sahabid Lawal, Everest will advance to the next round!
Zach Davis: Yeah, after winning this three-on-two match!
As the referee goes to check on Petrov, Ethan rolls the unconscious brute out of the ring. David Sanchez grabs the Tag Team Titles and brings them back into the ring with him to celebrate with his Everest associates when Bale Pascal steps through the ropes and toward the trio.
Freddy Whoa: Oh NOW he wants in the ring!
At the same time, Sahabid Lawal has made it back to his feet and charges toward Everest, landing a few rights and lefts before the numbers easily overwhelm him. Bale takes another step toward the group and pulls his fists up, apparently readying to engage the three men who suddenly stop the beating on Lawal.
Zach Davis: Come on Pascal! Do the right thing and help get Lawal out of there!
Steven and Ethan pull Lawal to his feet, facing David with his back to Lawal. Suddenly all four men smile, Sanchez destroys Lawal with a Yakuza kick, launching him backward toward Bale Pascal who locks him into a ferocious crossface chickenwing.
Freddy Whoa: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
The three members of Everest laugh as Lawal struggles against Pascal but quickly succumbs to the same fate as his partner, Petrov.
Zach Davis: This isn’t right! Lawal carried that team on his back only to be attacked by Everest and choked out by his own partner!
Pascal drops the lifeless Lawal to the mat and then bounces up with a sick grin on his face. As Aapo Nikula climbs into the ring next to where his client stands, Steven Singh holds open the ropes for the manager as David Sanchez exchanges handshake with Bale Pascal.
Freddy Whoa: Is...Is Bale Pascal joining Everest?!
Zach Davis: That is exactly what’s happening, Freddy.
Nikula thanks Singh for the gesture as Ethan and Bale shake hands and exchange a satisfied grin. Sanchez hands the Tag Team Titles to Aapo Nikula who puts one over each shoulder as “Battle Without Honor” takes over the arena again and the three founding members of Everest raise the hand of their newest associate, Bale Pascal.
Freddy Whoa: A first round win, a declaration of Freebi...Freeverest Rules for the Tag Titles and they add Bale Pascal to their ranks? Quite a week for Everest...
Zach Davis: Unproven though he may be, numbers are numbers and Pascal did look impressive last week but I still have to wonder if Everest isn’t reaching a bit here to keep up the arms race with Pantheon.
Freddy Whoa: I guess he can’t turn out worse than Sebastian Knight, can he?
Zach Davis: David Sanchez is going to murder you one day, Freddy.
Seth Lerch Segment
Zach Davis: What a way to kick things off for the Trios Tournament!
Freddy Whoa: Who else will advance in Trios, Zach?
The lights go out and the jumbotron lights up. Images of Seth Lerch through the years in various matches, segments, promos, and business ventures cycle through.
Voice Over: One man has taken Professional Wrestling to the top of the mountain..
More images and videos of Seth Lerch.
Voice Over: One man has single-handedly saved Professional Wrestling for two decades..
More images and videos of Seth Lerch.
Voice Over: You're officially invited to a special Slam on June 4th!
More images and videos of Seth Lerch.
Voice Over: SETH LERCH APPRECIATION NIGHT!
The jumbotron goes out. The crowd cheers and boos.
Zach Davis: What the hell is that?
Freddy Whoa: SETH LERCH APPRECIATION NIGHT, ALRIGHT!
Zach Davis: But for what?
Freddy Whoa: For being the best, Zach! Hell yeah. Can't wait!
Zach Davis: Uhh, okay then.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Team TBD vs The Three Kings
Damien Young/Jordan Rayburn/Trey Carter vs Kevin Bishop/Gravedigger/Jayson Price
Summer Shudder by AFI starts to play as Damien explodes out from behind the curtain, full of energy as always. He walks down to the ring, hi-fiving fans and pumping up the crowd. He gets down to the ring, and hops up onto the apron/
Damien: SAY MY NAME!
Kyle Steel: Introducing first: He hails from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing in at 191 lbs., DAMIEN "THE GUN" YOUNG!
Damien throws his right hand upward, his fingers in the shape of a pistol. He brings his arm straight out in front of him, and fires a single shot towards the camera. He climbs into the ring, and heads to his corner
The opening riffs of Kurt by Dadaroma begins to play as Jordan comes out from the back.He pauses at the middle of the ramp way and stage and bangs his head to the beat softly wording the lyrics of the song.He looks at the crowd before he starts walking down the ramp way.
He slaps the hands of his fans as he makes his way down the ring.
He walks around the ring and takes in the energy from the WCF faithful before slapping the steps and hoping over the ropes landing on the bottom turnbuckle.He climbs it and points up to the sky as he closes his eyes wording the lyrics again.
Rather be dead than cool.
He gets down from the top turnbuckle and heads to the other four.He gets down from the last and pretends to play a guitar as he mouths the words of the song one more time with much emotion.
此処でもっと もっと もっと ねぇ
He gets down on his knees before singing out the final words of the song with all of his heart.
He gets up and walks over to his corner as he waits for the match to start.
The lights dim through the brief intro of the song. As soon as the beat picks up after, "Ya'll n***** got me hot", the arena is filled with red, white and black stars as Trey Carter slowly walks in with his usual self absorbed swagger. He takes him time coming down to ring, and isn't shy about telling off fans on his way down. He gives a cocky smile as he walks up the steps and ducks under the second rope to climb into the ring. The lights all meet him in the center of the ring in a mix of red, white and black before he throws his arm up in the air and the turnbuckle fireworks shoot off.
The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on a group of people in black hoods and Plague doctor masks, as the lights beam down on them, the move away to reveal The Plague Kevin Bishop holding out his arms taking in the roar of the crowd. He wears his black studded leather vest and his hair drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp with the fans reaching out to him. Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second with a grin on his face as he takes in the roaring of the crowd. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring. He makes his way to the far corner and awaits his opponent.
The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so before "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. A spotlight hits the entranceway and Gravedigger emerges from the back with a pair of MS-13 bikers in tow. He throws his arms out and yells out with a look of rage on his face. The crowd drowns the Legend in boos and his face quickly turns into a smirk as he looks out at the crowd before finally focusing in on the ring.
Gravedigger starts slowly walking down the ring, the air still thick with boos as the smirk is etched on his hardened face. As the trio reaches the ringside area, the two bikers walk off to one side as Gravedigger jogs up the nearby ring steps. He steps in between the top and middle rope and bounces into the ring. He walks around the ring looking out at the crowd before finally stopping at one of the turnbuckles. He stands on the middle pad and smirks out at the crowd as they continue to rain boos down upon him.
All of the lights in the arena drop as the crowd silences with anticipation. Moments pass before "Explosia" by Gojira hits the arena speakers at a near deafening volume. The crowd lets loose with boos as a lone spotlight comes on and shines on the stage. Jayson Price walks out from the back to near nuclear heat from from the crowd, a grin on his face. He waves the crowd on from the top of the ramp, trying to get them to be louder. He then starts down the ramp, avoiding the grubby and dirty hands of the few fans that try to show him love, before stopping to knock the phone out of the hands of a fan trying to take a selfie. After laughing at the fan, he'll steal a beer, enjoy it in front of the unlucky fan and then throw the empty cup in their face before rolling under the bottom rope and popping up to his feet. He heads over to the corner and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle as he waits for the match to start.
Zach Davis: What a fucking team we have here.
Freddy Whoa: Can you imagine if these three new WCF stars were to upset this team of two legends and a future Hall of Famer?
Zach Davis: ....Or if the Three Kings made it to the finals and won? We could see Kevin Bishop get a WCF World Title shot while Gravedigger and Jayson Price get Tag Title shots! INCONCEIVABLE!
The bell sounds. Gravedigger, the returning legend, starts the match for his team. Trey Carter starts for his.
Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger wrestling on Slam. We don't see that every day!
Zach Davis: Of course not, Freddy, that's ridiculous, it would be every Monday at best. Even so, it is, indeed, rare.
Gravedigger runs at Trey Carter and mows down the former Alpha Champion with a Clothesline. Carter stumbles up and as he does, Gravedigger grapples him; he hits a Belly to Belly Suplex. Carter stumbles up again and Gravedigger whips him to the ropes. He catches him with a Powerslam as Carter comes back!
Freddy Whoa: Into the pin..
Both Damien Young and Jordan Rayburn break it up. Gravedigger gets up, angry, and runs at them. They drop down and pull down the bottom rope, causing The Epitome of Hardcore to fly out of the ring!
Zach Davis: Lucha rules, whichever King enters the match next is legal.
That man is Jayson Price. Carter rolls out as well, and Price runs at Young and Rayburn; they both kick him in the gut and execute a Double Suplex. Rayburn gets back onto the apron as Young goes for the pin.
No!, Price gets the shoulder up.
Freddy Whoa: Jayson Price's hundredth win was against TORTURE!!! It won't be that easy to pin him!
Zach Davis: I mean, not really, but... Whatever! Did Seth pay you to say that?
Freddy Whoa: Of course.
Young lifts Price up and hits him with a series of forearms, pushing him into the ropes. Young goes to whip Price to the ropes, but no, Price reverses it and sends Young in instead. Price goes for a Back Bodydrop but Young sees it coming and kicks Price in the chest. Young hits a Scoop Slam, Price pops back up as Young is running towards him; Price grabs him for a Belly to Belly but Young claps his arms against Price's head, breaking free. Young spins around and grapples Price from behind, he goes for a German Suplex! No, Price lands on his feet. Price charges and goes for a Lariat to the back of the head but Young ducks, Price keeps going, bounces into the ropes.. As he comes back Young fires off an Arm Drag. Price stumbles up again and Young hits a Dropkick. He then goes for a pin.
No, kickout from Jayson Price.
Freddy Whoa: I'd call Price a future Hall of Famer, but knowing Seth, that is anything but true.
Damien Young tags in Jordan Rayburn. Rayburn climbs to the top and then flies...
Zach Davis: MOONSTOMP!
No!, Price rolls away and tags in Kevin Bishop! Bishop enters and runs at Rayburn, taking him down with a Clothesline. Rayburn gets back to his feet and runs at Bishop, Bishop catches him in an Exploder Suplex! He goes for a pin.
No!, Rayburn kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: It wouldn't be a WCF tournament without an upset, and Team TBD defeating the Three Kings would certainly qualify as an upset. Jordan Rayburn looks to make that happen.
Kevin Bishop lifts Rayburn up and throws him into the corner, hard. Rayburn stumbles out and Bishop lifts him up... boom, Snap Brainbuster. Bishop cockily goes for another pin.
No, another kickout.
Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop's feud with Corey Black... Creeping Death... Well, it changed him. And not for the better.
Bishop gets to his feet and starts kicking away at Jordan Rayburn, vicious, calculated kicks. Jordan Rayburn has had enough and starts to work his way up, slowly but surely. Eventually Bishop goes for one big kick but Rayburn catches it and reverses it into a Dragonscrew Legwhip!
Freddy Whoa: Jordan Rayburn hits it!
Rayburn quickly lifts Bishop up and hits him with a few forearms to the back of the neck before dropping him with a Reverse DDT! He quickly goes for a pin!
No!, kickout from Bishop. Bishop goes to roll away and Rayburn lets him before running at him..
Zach Davis: FLY KICK! ENTER THE DRAGON!
Rayburn pins Bishop once more!
NO!, Bishop kicks out. Breathing heavily Bishop gets to his feet and Jordan Rayburn irish whips him, but out of desperation Bishop reverses it. Rayburn comes back and Bishop executes a lower waist double leg takedown...
Freddy Whoa: HE'S GOT THE CAST OUT APPLIED!
Trey Carter immediately hits the ring and kicks Bishop off. Rayburn rolls out of the ring. This brings Jayson Price and Gravedigger in and everyone begins to brawl.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger is able to throw Young out of the ring, Price is measuring Carter...
As Carter turns, Jayson Price delivers a picture perfect Price Check kick!, spinning Carter around. Bishop's timing is impeccable, he's Springboarding at the same time and hits the Black Death! Gravedigger is up top, he flies off... DEATH FROM ABOVE!
Freddy Whoa: Into the pin. It's over.
The bell sounds.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger gets the pin, and the Three Kings advance!
Gravedigger's music plays as the three men get to their feet. Each of them taunts towards the camera.
Freddy Whoa: Great work by Team TBD, showing a lot of heart, but it wasn't quite enough here tonight to defeat this team of legendary wrestlers who happen to be teaming with Jayson Price.
We go to commercial as the Kings continue to taunt.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
The Diamond Dogs vs The Mystery Men
FPV/CJ Phoenix/Damian Kaine vs ???
DING DING DING
Kyle Steel: The following contest is set for one fall, and is a first round match in the 2017 Trios Cup!
The crowd pops at the announcement, but pops even louder once the first team arrives. "Diamond Dogs" by David Bowie hits the P.A, and out of the curtains comes the newly formed Diamond Dogs. First CJ Phoenix emerges, followed by Damian Kaine...and lastly by Frank Patrick Venable. All three are wearing their usual ring attire, but incorporating the D.D logo. FPV leads his two charges down to the ring as the crowd goes b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Zach Davis: While Aftermath may not have gone his way last week, former World Champion FPV is looking to bounce back from his loss and bring his team to victory in the Trios Cup!
Freddy Whoa: But who knows what team they'll be facing this week, Zach. It could be anyone! Imagine if Jonny Fly, Slickie T and Joey Flash all emerged from that curtain to take these men on, or even a team of Bobby Cairo and ISIS militants. YOU NEVER KNOW.
Zach Davis: In any case we'll find out soon enough.
As the three Dogs get in the ring to warm up, they turn their attention to the ramp to see who will arrive. Suddenly...the lights go out. The crowd oos and aas in anticipation. Finally, the lights come back on, and three rather angry looking dudes are in the ring, all staring down the Dogs.
Zach Davis: Hold on a second, those are...those are THE D'ARBY BROTHERS!
Freddy Whoa: The team of brothers who were hired to take out Frank last week? WHOA! What are THEY doing in the Trios Cup tournament?!
No one gives an answer to that question EVERYONE BEGINS BRAWLING IN THE RING!
Zach Davis: PIER-SIX BRAWL! PIER-SIX BRAWL!
Freddy Whoa: The bell hasn't even sounded yet, this match is not yet official.
Eventually the ref pulls the six men apart and gets some order as Donovan D'Arby and CJ Phoenix starts for their respective teams. The bell rings, the match begins and rather than locking up with CJ, Donovan tries to land some sloppy haymakers into him. CJ's technical side shines as he dodges the punches gets an arm drag on the would-be hitman. Donovan gets out of it and sprints in a panic to his much larger brother Vincent for the tag. CJ sees this and tags in Frank. Vincent immediately goes for broke, trying to use brute force against WCF's top face. It fails, and FPV gives a stiff BOOM! HEADSHOT to Vincent. Not to the head mind you, but the stomach. Knowing that's the area where Hank Brown stabbed Vincent, Frank's plan works and Vincent howls in pain, falling to his knees. FPV goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: Look out! The third brother's looking to break it up!
Indeed he does! Antonio D'Arby rushes into the ring looking to break the pin up, BUT NO! Damian Kaine gets there first and hits a LIGHTNING FAST STO on Antonio to keep him away from Frank and vincent.
(DING DING DING)
Kyle Steel: Here are your winners...THE DIAMOND DOGS!!
FPV gets off of vincent and smiles at DK, praising his work keeping the stray brother away, and CJ joins them in celebration as the crowd cheers.
Zach Davis: A convincing win for the newly minted Diamond Dogs tonight, but will their luck continue next week?
Freddy Whoa: We'll find out!
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Zero Tolerance vs The Occult
Crazy J/Vinnie Jones/Jaymz vs Sarah Twilight/Lilith/Cheyenne
We return to Slam as the final riffs of "The Only One" by Evanescence plays. Both teams are in the ring and take to their corners to get ready for the match.
Freddy Whoa: This is gonna be a good one.
Zach Davis: The Occult an all female team. On the other end of the ring, three of the largest men in WCF. This looks like it's going to be insanity right from the getgo!
Ref calls for the bell.
Jaymz starts for his team, and Lilith for her's. The two circle around the ring, and tie up. Jaymz gets control immediately, forcing Lilith to a neutral corner without even trying. He backs off for a second before slapping Lilithin the face. Lilith storms out of the corner but gets hit with a Belly to Belly!
Freddy Whoa: Lilith HAS to be nuts to try a collar and elbow tie up with a man that big!
Jaymz quickly pins Lilith.
Both Sarah and Cheyenne quickly enter and kick Jaymz off. However, Zero Tolerance uses this to run from behind as Crazy J and Vinnie hit Cheyenne and Sarah with a pair of clotheslines to the back of the neck. Sarah and Cheyenne roll to the outside while Zero Tolerance members, all three, stomp on Lilith.
Freddy Whoa: Triple teaming!
Zach Davis: Lilith's already in trouble!
Jaymz kicks Lilith square in the gut and executes a Package Piledriver.
Zach Davis: I even felt that!
Jaymz pins Lilith again, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: Zero Tolerance looking for the early victory and -
No! Lilith kicks out!
Zach Davis: Lilith showing a lot of heart staying in this. Her reconnecting with Sarah Twilight seems to have given her some fresh confidence.
Jaymz picks Lilith up, but Lilith had other plans, hitting him with several rights and lefts to the eyes. Lilith goes for a Clothesline and Jaymz ducks it, kicks her in the gut and hits an HUGE shoulder tackle. Meanwhile Crazy J has made his way around the ring and assaulted Sarah from behind, just for the hell of it. He mouths some comments at Sarah after knocking her from the apron. This draws Cheyenne down and J backs off.
Zach Davis: Crazy J targeting Sarah Twilight!
Jaymz pins Lilith yet again, hooking the leg.
Zack Davis: SO SO CLOSE!
Jaymz picks Lilith up again but Lilith strikes Jaymz in the heart several times before throwing him to the ropes and hitting a baseball slide Dropkick! Lilith then dives and tags in Cheyenne!
Zach Davis: Here comes the crazy one!
Freddy Whoa: Wait ... I thought Lilith was the crazy one?
Zach Davis: To be honest ... they might all be crazy.
Cheyenne springs into action, as she leaps herself over the ropes. She runs at Jaymz and hits a shining wizard right to the face, knocking him down to one knee, and as Jaymz gets up Cheyenne grabs him and hits a quick DDT! She then follows up with a HUGE knee drop to the throat.
Freddy Whoa: Hot damn!
But Cheyenne isn't done yet!, she struggles, but actually pulls Jaymz up and PLANTS him with a Russian legsweep, hopping up to use her own legs to hold his down over his chest after the drop for the pinfall attempt.
Zach Davis: Kickout!
Freddy Whoa: None of that seemed to even phase him.
Jaymz pushes her off with ease and climbs to his feet. Cheyenne pops up like a cat and sends a sharp kick at Jaymz, which he blocks. Jaymz shoves Cheyenne back with such force that she stumbles into the opposite ropes. Jaymz himself to the ropes for momentum and on the return NAILS a big boot!
Zach Davis: Cheyenne may be dead after that one!
Jaymz then casually turns around, laughing as he tags in Crazy J!
Zach Davis: And the Internet champion now takes the ring!
Crazy J comes in and waits for Cheyenne to stand, and once she's up he grabs her from behind and hits a belly to back Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: Cheyenne felt that one ... Ouch.
Crazy J stomps on Cheyenne several times before picking her up and whipping her to the turnbuckle. Crazy J uses his boot to choke Cheyenne. With Cheyenne stunned a bit, he takes the time to rush the Occult corner and he NAILS Sarah with a cheap shot that again knocks her from the apron.
Zach Davis: Zero Tolerance very effectively keeping Sarah Twilight OUT of this match.
Crazy J climbs up and begins to punch Cheyenne, but the crowd actually boos. Cheyenne use every ounce of her strength to push forward, taking J off of the turnbuckle and drops Crazy J with an HUGE Spinebuster. Cheyenne then does what everyone hoped she would and tags in Sarah Twilight as she makes her way back onto the apron and is by now PISSED!
Freddy Whoa: Sarah's about to get a little sweet justice!
Zach Davis: We're about to find out!
Sarah climbs the turnbuckle, measures Crazy J and leaps off for a Moonsault double stomp to the chest. Crazy J rolls off to the side after impact and stumbles to his feet. Sarahis there to NAIL him with a snap kick that sends him stumbling back and Vinie tags himself in. Vinnie rushes in heading straight at Sarah, who catches him with an exploder suplex, using his own momentum to send the big man over!
Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight coming into this thing on fire right now!
Freddy Whoa: What the hell is she doing though?
Sarah looks directly at Jaymz, the largest man in the match and is basically calling him out.
Zach Davis: This is not smart. Sarah, think about this.
Freddy Whoa: I think she's thought about it ... there's no talking her out of this insanity.
Vinnie Jones gets to his feet and Jaymz is asking for the tag. Vinnie obliges and shakes his head at Sarah for her choice. Jaymz steps over the rope, again laughing and just stands there, inviting Sarah to make a move.
Zach Davis: This return may be short lived if Jaymz has anything to say about it.
Sarah cocks her head, sizing up Jaymz who was about 4 times her size. She runs forward and hits a perfect dropkick that barely budges the huge behemoth.
Freddy Whoa: Nothing ... he didn't move an inch!
Undeterred, Sarah off the ropes and AGAIN with a dropkick. Still it does not move the mountain of a man. Sarah to her feet, she starts firing off European uppercuts at the monstrous man, again to little avail as he continues to shrug it off with laughter.
Zach Davis: He's toying with her ... this isn't going to end well.
Sarah continues to try and find a way to feel the giant and sends a toe kick forward, which he catches. Sarah wastes no time and executes a step-up enziguri, snapping her foot across the side of his head and face. This seems to rattle the big man a bit as he stumbles back. Sarah back up to continue the assault but Jaymz wasn't going to give her that opportunity any longer and he SHOVES Sarah back away from him as he shakes off the effects of the enziguri. Sarah is sent flying back toward the ropes and right into the referee who couldn't get out of the way fast enough! The official is sent tumbling to the outside.
Freddy Whoa: Ref's down ... and chaos is erupting!
Vinnie, Crazy J, Lilith and Cheyenne all enter the ring and a brawl ensues between the four that quickly spills to the outside. Meanwhile in the ring, Jaymz doesn't want to play around any longer and he starts heading straight for Sarah.
Zach Davis: Run! Get out of there Sarah!
Snarling in anger Jaymz corners Sarah, ready to unleash his wrath at will on the much smaller woman. The Mistress of Mischief however, sends a toe kick straight to his GROIN! Jaymz clutches his manhood and drops down to one knee, his face turning blue from the searing pain between his legs.
Freddy Whoa: I don't care how big you are, a kick to the family jewels and you're gonna drop!
Zach Davis: Sarah better get out of there before the effects wear off. I think she just angered the giant!
Sarah sends a snap kick to Jaymz face, and another and another. The big man is teetering but still on one knee, despite the pain in him groin and her vicious kicks to the face. The redhead rolls out of the ring, trying to find anything she can use to disable the big man. It doesn't take long for her to find what she was after ...
Freddy Whoa: Uh oh ...
Zach Davis: No referee, and desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sarah grabs hold of the ring bell and quickly climbs back into the ring! Chaos still happening all around ringside as Vinnie launches Cheyenne into the ring steps. Lilith wildly striking at Crazy J with wreckless abandon! Sarah with the ring bell in hand. Jaymz is trying to pull himself back to his feet and DING!!!!
Freddy Whoa: She threw it at him full force!
Zach Davis: A baseball pitch style throw and Jaymz is busted wide open!
Freddy Whoa: But he only fell back to one knee! This is CRAZY!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Sarah can't believe Jaymz is still even conscious and she grabs the ring bell once again ... wondering what she has to do to put this giant out. She bounces off the ropes, ring bell in hand and RUNS it into his face with every bit of momentum she could possibly gain! Jaymz falls to the canvas and is not at all moving!
Freddy Whoa: Timberrrrrr!
Zach Davis: It took a HELL of a lot, but Jaymz is out cold!
The referee is coming to and slowly pulling himself into the ring. Sarah helps him back inside as quickly as she can and goes for the cover.
Freddy Whoa: It's not pretty, but it might have just got the job done.
The ref begins his count, a bit slower than normal due his being groggy.
Vinnie Jones breaks it up ... dragging Sarah off of the pin and HAULING her to her feet. He quickly pulls her into position and before the crowd even has time to give their approval, he PLANTS her with THUMBS UP! Sarah hits the canvas HARD and the force of impact, and Vinnie's size cause her to be sent right out of the ring and she crashes down on the outside floor HARD.
Zach Davis: Vinnie Jones just saved this match AND he just took OUT Sarah Twilight!
Cheyenne now at Vinnie off the turnbuckle with a diving clothesline ... but Vinnie catches her with a closed fist mid air! Cheyenne tumbles down and rolls out of the ring!
Freddy Whoa: Vinnie is cleaning HOUSE! They may have took out one giant but Zero Tolerance has another.
Vinnie Jones looks down at Cheyenne and Sarah who are both down and out on the outside and as he turns back around Lilith grabs him by the face for the CLAW GRIP!!!
Zach Davis: Lilith out of nowhere with that claw grip! Vinnie might be in trouble.
Freddy Whoa: She's gt those nails of hers dug into his flesh. If he tries to pry her off he's going to do more damage to himself!
Lilith digs in as hard as she can and Vinnie is fading as he drops to one knee. The referee has finally gotten himself back together, but doesn't know that Vinnie and Lilith are not the legal members of the match and he checks for the submission.
Zach Davis: Can she actually do it? We've seen plenty of people give into this devastating hold.
Vinnie is refusing to submit as he yells out in pain. Lilith digging and twisting her nails into his temples and face.
Freddy Whoa: I'm getting the creeps here. That looks as nasty as you would expect.
Lilith applies her other hand to his face now as well and using BOTH hands she continues to wrench her claw grip. Vinnie fights and struggles, using everything her had to fight the pain. Vinnie slowly stands back up, he grabs Lilith around the neck with both hands ... easily lifts her and PLANTS her with a two handed chokeslam that causes her to release her grip.
Zach Davis: He broke free!
Freddy Whoa: That's just amazing!
With Lilith trying to stumble back up, Vinnie uses his large frame and grabs her ... pulling her down to the mat.
Freddy Whoa: KOKINA CLUTCH!
Zach Davis: Now Lilith is in trouble!
With Vinnie's weight and power wrenching at her, the referee doesn't even have time to ask for a submission as the raven haired woman was quickly unconscious in the bear like grip of her captor.
Kyle Steel: The winners of the match ... ZERO TOLERANCE!!!
Zach Davis: What a battle ... hell what a damn war. I don't think these teams are finished with one another. There will be scores to settle.
Freddy Whoa: Damn right ... I'm sure they'll see each other again, but for the time being ... Zero Tolerance has a date with the winners of of main event!
Rey de Mexico Round 1
The scene opens outside the arena, several miles away to be exact, in the abandoned parking lot of an old department store. A mariachi band plays on a huge stage off to the side. They’re not a normal mariachi band because their instruments are electronic so it’s like a heavy metal mariachi band.
Old worn down bleachers are set off to each side of a large podium. The bleachers are full of people, mostly Mexican but a few Americans as well. A bearded and unkempt man who looks like Brent Alpine is seen near the top. Everyone stays away from him because he smells bad.
The heavy metal mariachi band slowly goes silent as a cloud of dust can be seen in the distance. As it grows closer, we see dozens of motorcycles pull up to the parking lot. A couple of minutes later, the podium between the bleachers starts filling up with members of MS-13. Finally, Gravedigger appears as well. He is handed a microphone.
Gravedigger: Ladies and gentlemen. I am proud to announce the beginning of the 2017 Rey de Mexico competition. Today we will see 16 men and women fight for the right to live…uh I mean advance to next week’s competition. 8 people will move on and 8 people will die…uh I mean be eliminated!
The crowd cheers loudly as the 16 competitors walk out from one of the abandoned buildings connected to the parking lot. Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, Petrov, Hardcore McMurderkill, Mel Phoenix, El Taco de Genial, the winner of the previous competition Betty Adams who is the mother of Spencer Adams. Also we see Mountain Dew Bob, Motherfuckin Danny, Raymond Roars, Cryboy McEmo, Tyler Walker, Biohazard, Big Train, Eddie Lazer, Jason Utah, and finally Hot Dog Mascot who gets major boos as he walks out.
Gravedigger: What better way to kick off this year’s competition than with Chupacabra Jousting!
The heavy metal mariachi band kicks back up into gear as the sound of roaring and screeching can be heard off in the distance. Several members of MS-13 appear around the back of the bleachers. Several of them have ropes tied to the necks of the huge chupacabras. Some have whips and are hitting the demon monsters with them to keep them under control.
As they pass by the bleachers, one of the chupacabras gets free and leaps up onto the bleachers and starts mauling the Brent Alpinen lookalike. Gravedigger cringes.
Gravedigger: Get them under control!
A few seconds later and the Chupacabras are corralled. Each of the participants warily gets on the back of their Chupacabra. They are each handed a jousting lance
Gravedigger: Ok so I’ve randomized the pairings. You’ll start on different ends of the parking lot and charge each other. The one who lives moves on, that simple.
The participants start freaking out and yelling at Gravedigger.
Gravedigger: Hey shut the hell up! Seth said I could do whatever I wanted with you assholes. Hey whip them, now!
The MS-13 guys with whips start hitting the participants until they finally calm down.
Gravedigger: Ok so first is Petrov vs. Betty Adams! Hey, where’s Freddy?
A few seconds later, Freddy Whoa is carried in kicking and screaming by a couple of bikers. They set him down in a chair beside Gravedigger. Freddy tries to flee but is forced back into the chair. Gravedigger hands him a headset before putting one on himself and taking a seat beside Freddy.
Gravedigger: Great to have you here Freddy, we’re in for a great event.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Fuck you, Gravedigger, I didn’t want to be out here!
Gravedigger: Oh yeah? Well neither did the participants! Did you see them cry about it?
Freddy Whoa: YES! I just saw your boys beat the shit out of them.
Gravedigger: Well? It shut them up didn’t they? Do we need to get the whip for you?
Freddy Whoa: Oh hell no you didn’t just ask a black man if he wants the whip!
Gravedigger: Ha! Um, anyway, this is going to be a stellar match here. We have Petrov versus the defending Reina de Mexico, Betty Adams herself
Petrov and Betty Adams are guided to the opposite sides of the parking lot. Betty Adams seems to be having trouble holding her lance. Petrov on the other hand throws down his lance.
Petrov: PETROV NO NEED LANCE. DICK IS LANCE. PETROV USE DICK TO IMPALE BETTY.
Petrov reaches down and unzips his pants to unleash his dick. It stretches out beyond the Chupacabra itself who starts freaking out and trying to run away in circles from it. A couple of the bikers finally get it under control and both Petrov and Betty Adams charge each other.
It only takes a few seconds to close the distance between the two and at nearly the last second, Betty Adams finally drops her lance only for Petrov to impale Betty with his own “lance”. The crowd shrieks in horror.
Gravedigger: Oh Jesus, what the hell?
Freddy Whoa: That bitch took it in the mouth!
Betty Adams is flung off of the Chupacabra by the impact of Petrov’s “lance”. Out of nowhere, Spencer Adams runs in and cradles his mother.
Spencer Adams: WHYYYYYYYYY?!
A referee pops out of nowhere and runs over to raise Petrov’s arm. Petrov shoves the man away and walks over to the bleachers and grabs a pair of women and their donkey and heads away to one of the buildings.
Freddy Whoa: Well, looks like Betty Adams is gone, man! We are guaranteed a new champion right away! Petrov with the win!
Gravedigger is standing up with the mic once more.
Gravedigger: Next up is Mountain Dew Bob vs. Uncle Rico!
Both men are lead to opposite sides of the parking lot. Mountain Dew Bob, pulls out a pair of Mountain Dew Cans, pops them open, slams them together and then pours the liquid into his mouth ala Stone Cold. On the other end, Uncle Rico is throwing footballs over one of the nearby mountains.
Both participants grab their lances again and charge across the parking lot at each other. They both hit each other with their lances but somehow manage to stay on. They turn around and make another pass at each other. From out of nowhere a llama rides into the area with Napoleon on its back. Mountain Dew Bob’s Chupacabra turns and starts running towards the llama. Napoleon jumps off its back and deftly lands on his feet. The llama runs away. Napoleon pulls out a bo staff and leaps through the air as the Chupacabra runs by and nails Mountain Dew Bob rights in the mouth, sending him flying off the Chupacabra. Mountain Dew Bob staggers up but his chest explodes as Uncle Rico runs up and impales him in the chest with his lance. The crowd pops as Mountain Dew Bob slumps to the ground. Napoleon Dynamite starts dancing as Uncle Rico throws more footballs over the mountains.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Napoleon Dynamite with the assist!
Gravedigger grabs the mic again.
Gravedigger: Next is El Taco de Genial vs. Motherfuckin Danny!
The crowd boos El Taco de Genial as they think he’s making fun of them. It takes a few minutes for the bikers to get his Chupacabra under control as he keeps trying to eat him. Finally, both participants are in place and they ride across the parking lot at each other. They finally reach each other, but they both have the same idea and lower their lances and impale each other’s Chupacabra. Both men are tossed off as their Chupacabras are on the ground thrashing.
Gravedigger: NO!! The Chupacabras!!
Both men leap up not knowing what to do. One of the bikers walks over to the injured Chupacabras and pulls out a pistol and shoots both of them, putting them out of their misery. Gravedigger is wailing up in the podium, distraught over the Chupacabras deaths. Even Freddy Whoa, that heartless piece of shit, is crying. Finally
Gravedigger composes himself and gets on the mic.
Gravedigger: Dammit, dammit. Well, that means you both survive. Why couldn’t both of you have died and the damn Chupacabras live? Shit! Well, next match is Raymond Roars vs. Big Train!
The crowd goes nuts for Big Train but no one gives a shit about Raymond Roars. Both men are lead to opposite sides of the arena, but Big Train hops off of his Chupacabra to the surprise of the crowd. Big Train grabs the Chupacabra and puts it on his back and puts the lance in its mouth, reversing the roles.
Gravedigger: Hmm, interesting tactic here.
Both men charge each other and at the last second, Big Train stops and hurls his Chupacabra at Raymond Roars. The lance misses him but the Chupacabra knocks him down and lands on him, crushing him. The crowd pops, making train noises as Big Train dances.
Freddy Whoa: YES!!
Gravedigger: Why are you so excited? Is it because Big Train is black?
Freddy Whoa: Really, Gravedigger? Out of everyone you’re the one calling me racist?
Gravedigger: Well is it true?
Freddy Whoa: Well…yeah, but…
Freddy is cut off as Gravedigger stands up with the mic once more.
Gravedigger: What a glorious even this has been today and we’re only halfway through the matches. As a reminder, before you leave, please make sure to hand over all your belongings to MS-13 or they’ll beat the shit out of you and steal your things anyway!
The crowd looks at each other confused.
Gravedigger: Our next match is Eddie Lazer vs. Hotdog Mascot!!
The crowd boos heavily at Hotdog Mascot. They throw shit at him and hurl mustard at him which makes him cringe. Everyone hates Hotdog Mascot. Before they can even get both participants lined up, the Chupacabra actually turns on Hotdog Mascot and eats him!
Gravedigger: Ah, shit!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! What does this mean? Is Eddie the winner?
Gravedigger stands up with the mic. He gestures towards the MS-13 guy who shot the Chupacabras earlier. The man walks over to Eddie Lazer and shoots him in the head. The crowd panics and starts screaming but eventually calms down.
Gravedigger: I just never liked the guy, ok folks? He was stupid. They’re both eliminated! Next up is Mel Phoenix vs. Cryboy McEmo!
Both participants are lined up and charge across the parking lot at each other. They miss their first attempts and then a second charge. The third charge however ends with Cryboy McEmo impaling Mel Phoenix!
Freddy Whoa: Well that was a pretty lackluster match!
Gravedigger is standing with the mic again.
Gravedigger: Next match is Hardcore McMurderkill vs. Jason Utah!
Both participants are ready and charge across the parking lot at each other. Jason Utah surprises everyone by hurling his lance at McMurderkill who leans to the side, narrowly dodging the lance. Jason Utah leaps to a standing position on his Chupacabra and spears McMurderkill off of his Chupacabra. McMurderkill runs at Jason Utah who ducks and goes for a back body drop.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! It could be over right here!
McMurderkill shows off his agility by landing on his feet, surprising everyone, no one more than Jason Utah. Jason rushes McMurderkill who shocks everyone by doing his own back body drop! OH no! One of the Chupacabras was waiting and picks Jason Utah out of the air and starts eating him! Hardcore McMurderkill raises his arms as the crowd pops! Gravedigger has the mic again.
Gravedigger: Ok, ladies and gentlemen! We have arrived at the main event for this competition. Consider this friend vs. friend. Brother vs. brother. Space Werewolf vs. whatever the fuck the other guys! I present. Biohazard vs. Tyler Walker!!!
The crowd goes crazy as both men or whatever they are ride out to opposite ends of the parking lot. Both participants glare at each other. Even their Chupacabras glare at each other. The crowd pops even louder as they both charge across the parking lot at each other. They both barely miss each other with their lances. They turn around and make a second attempt and fail. A third attempt also fails when Biohazard shoots ooze at Tyler on the fourth attempt. The ooze hits Tyler’s lance and it melts instantly. Tyler goes into space werewolf mode and hulks up, slicing the end off of Biohazard’s lance.
Both men charge at each other again and Biohazard oozes Tyler’s Chupacabra, making it melt instantly. Tyler rolls through on the ground and comes up and slices Biohazard’s Chupacabra in the gut, it’s insides spilling out. Gravedigger yells out in rage. Both participants look at Gravedigger who grabs the mic.
Gravedigger: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Biohazard and Tyler Walker both start pummeling each other. Ooze and wolf claws fly everywhere but neither man goes down after nearly 5 minutes of fighting. Both look worn out but continue attacking each other. Just when it looks like both men are ready to collapse, some woman comes running out from behind the bleachers.
Freddy Whoa: Is that Rita Repulsa from the Power Rangers?
Gravedigger gets enraged.
Gravedigger: No, it’s Katherine Phoenix dressed as Rita Repulsa.
Gravedigger grabs the mic again.
Gravedigger: KILL HER!!!
Members of MS-13 start running towards Katherine Phoenix, but she pulls out a long staff and hurls it near Biohazard and Tyler Walker.
Katherine “Rita Repulsa” Phoenix: MAKE MY JOBBERS GROW!!!
The staff hits the ground and part of the ground falls away. Biohazard and Tyler Walker both fall to their hands and knees screaming out. Suddenly they start growing until they’re as tall as skyscrapers. Everyone in the parking lot area loses their shit. Gravedigger tackles the nearby taco vendor and starts eating tacos nervously.
Both Biohazard and Tyler Walker have newfound energy and start hitting each other with thunderous blows that shake the ground. Biohazard shoots ooze at Tyler Walker who dodges it and Biohazard melts an entire city nearby.
The ground starts shaking again and both Biohazard and Tyler Walker turn and look out in the distance. A cloud of dirt is approaching them from a distance. As it gets closer, Gravedigger and members of MS-13 approach on bikes and in cars from Mad Max: Fury Road. Gravedigger has long silver hair again all of a sudden. His friend Dobbie is mounted on the back of one of the cars, his dreads flying everywhere as he plays a giant guitar on the back.
The MS-13 “army” starts firing rockets and shooting at both Biohazard and Tyler Walker. Tyler shoves Biohazard in front and Biohazard is slowly cut down. He spits ooze out and takes out members of MS-13 while trying to fight against Tyler Walker. Eventually Biohazard stops shooting ooze and falls down to one knee. Tyler Walker reaches down and rips off Biohazard’s head and howls out in rage as he lifts the severed head, ooze dripping from it. Tyler finally turns and walks into the nearby Atlantic Ocean and descends back into the water.
Freddy Whoa: So, does that mean he won?
The camera cuts to the inside of the car where Gravedigger is riding to show Freddy Whoa in the back seat.
Freddy Whoa; Man, you guys got strip clubs down here? It’s getting hard out here for a pimp!
And with that, the first round of Rey de Mexico comes to an end as Gravedigger and Freddy Whoa went to the strip club to make it rain and do cocaine.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Confederate Insanity vs Pantheon
Oblivion/Bonnie Blue/Doc Henry vs Corey Black/John Rabid/Andre Holmes
The Mexico City Arena has a lot of history leaning more to the negative side. The infamous Mexico Incident happened exactly in this arena in front of the local fans. With the entire interior of the arena sold out in Mexico, the cameras turn back to Freddy Whoa and Zach Davis seated behind the announce table ready to call the action for the main event.
Freddy Whoa: Ladies and Gentlemen, we’ve now reached the biggest match on the card which is our main event. Pantheon featuring the current WCF Television Champion, John Rabid, the current WCF Hardcore Champion, Andre Holmes and returning Hall of Famer, Corey Black! They will face off against Confederate Insanity featuring Oblivion, Bonnie Blue and Doc Henry.
Zach Davis: That’s an odd pairing of a team. Oblivion, Bonnie Blue, Doc Henry but they prove to be a force to be reckoned with individually. The question is can they put their differences aside and work together against a well oiled team such as Pantheon? It’s Andre, John and Corey. Do you know how crazy a team like that can be?
Freddy Whoa: The Trios Cup Tournament can either bring out the best teams or the worst. The main event we have now is the perfect example. Pantheon is possibly the most favourite in betting odds but what about Confederate Insanity? You have a former World Champion, former Confederate Champion and the returning Bonnie Blue who came off a groundbreaking victory against David Sanchez!
Zach Davis: Oh yeah?! She better hope her partners can keep up with her. This is a pretty interesting match. On Pantheon’s side, you have Andre Holmes who is dominating the Hardcore Division, John Rabid taking control of the Television Division and Corey Black who is the King of All Wrestlers. That’s a very well rounded team!
Freddy Whoa: I agree with you there Zach hence why we after this commercial break, we’ll get to the introductions of the match and see what will exactly happen! Who will move on into the second round of the Trios Cup Tournament? Will it be Confederate Insanity or Pantheon?! We’ll be back after these messages!
After the commercial breaks are over, the cameras show every member of Pantheon: John Rabid, Andre Holmes and Corey Black standing in one corner. Facing them in the opposing corner, Confederate Insanity: Bonnie Blue, Oblivion and Doc Henry. Kyle Steel dressed in his black tuxedo gets the cue to begin with the match introductions as he raises microphone up to his lips.
Ding Ding Ding!
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen! This is our main event of the evening! It is a first round match of the 2017 WCF Trios Cup Tournament!
Kyle Steel: Introducing the first team! The first member is the current WCF Television Champion, John Rabid!
John Rabid steps out of Pantheon’s corner unhooking the Television Championship belt from around his waist and raises it above his head in his right hand. Wearing wears silver and black PVC wrestling tights; the word “Rabid” written across the left thigh in red and black while the right thigh has the same word written in Japanese.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID!
John has black knee pads and kick pads and boots. The kick-pads have a black and red rendition of the union jack flag presented in a punk, spray painted style. right hand and wrist are wrapped with black tape, while his left are tapped white; the birth date of his son written is upon the white tape in black ink. He steps back in his corner and Corey Black pats him on the shoulder.
Kyle Steel: Introducing the second member! He is the current WCF Hardcore Champion, “Relentless” Andre Holmes!
Andre stands on the middle turnbuckle raising the Hardcore Championship belt above his head with both hands on the strap. He’s yelling expletives to his opponents in the opposing corner. Wearing simple black, and red design underwear with a long sleeve black arm wear covering his right forearm with "Holmes" engraved in red across it.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
His MMA gloves sponsored by tap-out representing his striking background. Along with that, "Relentless" is tattooed down his spine, and his black knee pads are custom-made with his insignia of his graphically designed initials on each pad. Finally, his leg padding covers the lower part of his legs, and his boots are striped in red, and black together. Andre drops to the mat and remains confident!
Kyle Steel: And introducing the final member! Making his return to the WCF ring, he is “The King of All Wrestlers” and the WCF Hall of Famer, Corey Black!
Corey walks into the center of the ring with his arms spread out. He tilts his face up to the ceiling rafts and takes in all the glorious cheers. Wearing a simple, basic black tights (the ones that are like short shorts, think AJ Styles before the long tights, or Austin Aries), with an orange spiderweb design on the back, and a jack-o-lantern with an evil smile on the front.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
Corey wears no shirt. Black has black boots and black kick pads, no thanks to Japan. His accessories are black elbow pads, black knee pads, and black wrist tape. Knee pads look like extensions of the boots. All three men of Pantheon are wearing those black shirts with the red Pantheon logo on the front. They stand side by side in their corner, posing as the final introduction is made!
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing Pantheon!
The cameras show Andre Holmes raising the Hardcore Championship on the left, Corey Black spreading his arms out in the middle and John Rabid raising the Television Championship on the right. After they are done posing for the fans at ringside, they take off their shirts then throw it to Confederate Insanity as a sign of disrespect. Bonnie, Oblivion and Doc toss the shirts to ringside infuriated!
Zach Davis: Pantheon shows no respect to their opponents and Confederate Insanity are angry!
Kyle Steel continues with the introductions after getting a nod from the referee that peace will be kept.
Kyle Steel: Introducing the opposing team! The first member, he is “The Southern Rogue”Doc Henry!
Wearing black boots adorned with steel spiked spurs, black leather pants, and no shirt, hands wrapped in tape. A black leather duster and his black cowboy hat to the ring. He walks forward to a negative reaction from the Mexico City audience and tips his hat. Doc leans back against the turnbuckles in his corner.
Kyle Steel: Introducing the second member! She is “The Daughter of Time” Bonnie Blue!
Wearing a blue singlet with black sleeves, a wide black stripe running the length of either side, and a white star in the middle of her chest. In white lettering, outlined in red, are the words "Tempus" along her left arm, and "Vindice" down the right arm. Her knee-high boots are crimson with black laces. She stands on the middle rope and powers her right fist in the air smiling to the fans at ringside!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE!
Kyle Steel: Introducing the final member! He is “The God of Insanity” Oblivion!
Oblivion tries to blast his way into Pantheon but is held back by both Bonnie and Doc. Pantheon isn’t really intimidated by the monster but they know he gives them a huge advantage in weight and height.
Wearing a black mask with black mesh over the eyes, nose, and mouth. Oblivion wears a Slayer t-shirt and torn black jean shorts and black combat boots. Oblivion wears black elbow pads and black tape on his wrists and fists.
Kyle Steel: Introducing the opposing team, Confederate Insanity!
Now with the match introductions over, Kyle Steel exits the ring and the team members get on the apron. Starting for each team will be Doc Henry and Andre Holmes. With the referee ensuring everything is in motion, he waves his arm and signals for the bell!
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre and Doc both circle the ring simultaneously. Doc from a Brawling High-Flying background keeps light on his feet while Andre has the MMA background footwork. When they meet in the center of the ring, they lock up in a traditional collar and elbow tie up leaving Doc to assert his dominance with the height/weight advantage. Unfortunately, Andre uses his advantage to Judo Flip him on the canvas!
Freddy Whoa: You have to be extremely careful when grappling with a technical master experienced in Mixed Martial Arts. Andre Holmes tends to be underestimated in the grappling and technical aspect of the Pro Wrestling exchanges. Doc Henry may have bit off more than he could chew!
Doc gets back up to his feet and backs up to the ropes a little shocked. John and Corey on the apron applaud Andre who is tunnel focused on beating down Henry. The two move around the ring again and they return back to their original lock up. This time, Doc takes the right arm and twists it above his head to bend his opponent forward then torque down the the wrist in the original Wrist Lock.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Andre slaps his right shoulder a few times before rolling down on the mat. He pops back up to his feet, spins his arm out of the hold then uses the momentum of the spin to land a vicious Roundhouse Kick! The right leg stinging into Henry’s legs forces Doc down on his back and he crawls backwards into his corner eyes widened. Andre waves his right hand at him, gesturing him to try that shit again.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Zach Davis: Yep! If you thought the grappling would help you, beware of his striking. I heard the thud of the Roundhouse Kick into his chest! Doc is gonna have problems breathing unless he can find a way to shut down his momentum!
Oblivion tags himself in by slapping down his chest in the corner. The six feet, five inches monster pushes down the top rope to step over it and Holmes looks over his shoulder. Who is going to get the tag? None other than Corey Black! Andre exits to Corey’s place on the apron and the King steps inside the ring. The Monster versus The King! The stare down is freakin’ insane!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
The God of Insanity pushes Corey by the chest and the strength of the shove forces him all the way back into the ropes. Black rebounds gaining the speed advantage then ducks under a thrown right arm before running into the opposing ropes. He leaps onto the middle rope and leaps backwards to deliver a Springboard Enzuigiri Kick into the mask! It clobbers him in the temple but Oblivion is still standing.
Freddy Whoa: Springboard Enzuigiri Kick and Oblivion is rocked! He’s on wobbly knees and I think Corey Black is about to put this monster down for real!
Another tag is made and John Rabid gets into the ring. Corey runs over to Oblivion and ducks under the right arm again while Rabid seeps behind him. Off the rebound, Black leaps up to grab his neck from behind and Rabid jumps off the mat wrapping his hand around Oblivion’s chin. With the combination in motion, Corey Black lands a Flying Neckbreaker into John Rabid’s Backstabber!
Zach Davis: My God! Holy moly! A Flying Neckbreaker into the Backstabber! Pantheon really has been developing time working with each other more than we thought!
Freddy Whoa: WAIT! BONNIE HAS THE TAG! SHE’S ON THE TOP ROPE!
Corey and John get off their feets then give each other a high five until they turn around. Bonnie is on the top rope; the two Pantheon members see a diving tough woman commit to a Missile Dropkick on their chest blasting them both back! Corey and John fly off their feet and land down onto the canvas making the Mexico City audience explode off their feet!
Freddy Whoa: Bonnie with a Double Missile Dropkick on Corey Black and John Rabid! She’s cleaning house and here is Andre Holmes stepping into the ring to take on his former Rebellution partner!
Yes he does! He hops over the top rope and charges into her general direction but she ducks under the right arm then uses it as a pole vault. Wrapping her legs around his neck, he throws him into a forward roll on his back with a Headscissors Takedown! Andre pops up to lean back against the corner turnbuckles and he eats more offense from her by taking in a Running Corner Elbow into his jaw!
Zach Davis: Headscissors Takedown followed by a Running Corner Elbow! Andre Holmes is walking right out of the corner and here are the other Pantheon members to try and take back the momentum they lost!
She kicks Holmes in the ribs bending him over then locking his head under her right arm pit. Corey and John rushes in thus she kicks off the mat and uses their faces as ropes before spinning down on the mat to spike his head with a Tornado DDT. All three men roll out of the ring to ringside mat where the referee doesn’t even bother to count. Bonnie stands up and nods her head!
Crowd: BONNIE BLUE! BONNIE BLUE! BONNIE BLUE! BONNIE BLUE! BONNIE BLUE!
Freddy Whoa: Tornado DDT! We have never seen such a determined and more technical Bonnie Blue than we are witnessing right now! Here she comes from the top rope!
Bonnie is perched on the top rope and all three members of Pantheon has risen on their feet. She leaps off and spreads her body sideways thus a huge Diving Crossbody creates a chaotic crash of four wrestlers. Mexico City stands off their feet going insane for such a great spot!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
She rolls John back inside the ring and accompanies him as well. Bonnie stands him up from behind and bends him backwards into a Reverse DDT. Letting out a primal scream, Blue drops her left elbow onto his chest thus hitting the Reverse DDT. In the center of the ring, she plants John Rabid with the signature move, Paradox!
Zach Davis: That’s one of her signature moves, “Paradox”! She has John in the center of the ring! Here is the pin attempt!
No! Corey Black makes it in the ring and jumps in time to shove her off. He picks her up off the mat and holds her across his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry. Snapping down to his right side, Black drives the back of her head into the canvas with a Death Valley Driver! Bonnie rolls all the way into her corner and Corey gets off the mat with Andre coming into the ring.
Zach Davis: Death Valley Driver! Oblivion is here!
Oblivion takes Corey Black by the throat and puts his arm over his shoulder. He lifts him up in a Chokeslam before converting over to a Fireman’s Carry. This time, he throws him off before catching the head on his shoulder then landing a Fireman’s Cutter! Corey’s face is planted in the center of the ring with his signature move, the “5150”!
Freddy Whoa: 5150! The 5150! Oblivion taking out Corey Black with the signature move but here comes Andre Holmes ready to take the mantle!
While Oblivion gets on his knees, he comes off to his side and starts delivering back to back Roundhouse Kicks into his chest. Each kick from that right leg leaves a huge impact on the chest. Once the final Roundhouse Kick is made, he steps back then releases a primal scream. A spin on the right leg allows a brutal Tornado Kick into his temple!
Freddy Whoa: Tornado Kick into the skull and John Rabid is back up on his feet! Oblivion is almost on the canvas and he’s trying his best to stay on his knees!
John Rabid sees the bowed Oblivion who just ate a wicked Tornado Kick! He charges forward to the ropes ahead of him then rebounds back into Oblivion. Leaping sideways off the mat, he lands his right knee into the mask blowing him under the bottom rope to the ringside. The Shining Wizard dropping him down and out of action!
Zach Davis: SHINING WIZARD! AND WHAT? COREY BLACK ASKING FOR THE TAG? ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE RETURN OF THE LEGENDARY BURNING HAMMER?!
John accept the request and gives Corey the tag. However, Doc slides back into the ring and takes the opportunity. He grabs Andre Holmes who is on his feet from behind and uses him as a battering him to spear Rabid through the ropes. While Corey is moving through the ropes, he kicks the middle one thus producing an indirect low blow which drops him to the center of the ring!
Freddy Whoa: Talk about playing dirty! Doc Henry was not about to let Pantheon humiliate him in the center of the ring!
Bonnie is still in her corner and Doc goes on the apron snarling at Corey. She sees an opportunity to land her finish, the Phoenix Senton better known as “Sonic Screwdriver”, but what happens? Doc tags himself in by slapping his hand on her back and gets inside the ring. She’s confused which leads to Andre Holmes getting a chance to recover, get on the apron, kick her head off with a Gamengiri and watch her collapse to ringside!
Zach Davis: Doc Henry tagged himself in and cost Bonnie Blue the chance to get them through the tournament! Is this all because of the Powerbomb situation on social media? Come on Doc, don’t do this!
Doc takes his sweet time in the ring while Corey is on his hands and knees recovering from the “accident” by the ropes. He shoves his head in between his thighs, wraps his arms around his waist then flips Corey up on his shoulders for the Powerbomb!
Zach Davis: He’s really doing it…
Freddy Whoa: You’ve got to be kidding me!
Out of nowhere, John appears behind Doc and slides his right shoulder into his right knee. Chop Blocking the hell out of that leg, he collapses down to the mat with Corey Black’s weight piling on top of his chest. Corey helps him up then whips him into John Rabid who ducks under the right arm again, uses it to wrap around his body until flipping him over into a Canadian Destroyer!
Freddy Whoa: KINGDOM DESTROYER! JOHN RABID IS THE MOST TACTICAL WRESTLER IN WCF! DOC GOT TOO COCKY AND LET HIS EMOTIONS RUN BUT THE KINGDOM DESTROYER- WAIT NO!
Zach Davis: OH YES! FINALLY! FINALLY! COREY BLACK IS GOING TO DO IT! IT’S TIME! HE’S GOING TO RUB IT IN HIS FACE!
Doc Henry stands up from the Kingdom Destroyer popping up from being spiked on his head. Right behind him is the King of All Wrestler who scoops his back across his shoulders in a Augmented Fireman’s Carry! Running into the center of the ring, he drops on his side thus spiking the former Confederate Champion on the back of his head!
Freddy Whoa: BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNIIIIIINGGGGGGG HAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Zach Davis: HE’S ON HIS KNEES FROM THE RECOIL AND ANDRE HOLMES IS IN THE CORNER!
Andre stands in Southpaw stance and gets the cue from Rabid and Corey. He sidesteps on his right leg then shoots it out to Thrust Kick Doc Henry onto his back!
Freddy Whoa: THRUST KICK! THE THRUST KICK!
Zach Davis: KINGDOM DESTROYER, BURNING HAMMER, THRUST KICK! PANTHEON CALLS THAT SEQUENCE: “TRINITY!” HERE IS THE PIN BY COREY BLACK ON DOC HENRY!
Ding Ding Ding!
Corey Black gets off the nearly destroyed Doc Henry and stands in the middle between his brothers, Andre Holmes and John Rabid. All three men get their arms raised and are completely victorious in such dominating fashion as a team!
Freddy Whoa: Ladies and Gentlemen! Pantheon has proven that they are here to stay and here to win! They dominated the match and Corey Black nailed it in the box with the Burning Hammer making it’s legendary return! Thank you all for turning in for the first round Trios Cup Tournament matches of 2017! See you next week on Sunday Night Slam!
Slam fades to black. On Black. Corey Black.