the Mexico City Arena in Mexico City, Mexico
The scene opens on an old run-down street somewhere in Mexico City, Mexico. On this street there are four houses that look rundown with badly overgrown yards. At the ends of the road are two sets of bleachers filled with members of MS-13 and local Hispanic residents. Almost precisely in the center of the four houses, in the middle of the road, is a giant platform that is high in the air and the camera switches to a few from atop the platform pointed at Gravedigger and Freddy Whoa seated at a table with headsets on their heads.
Gravedigger: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to round 2 of Rey de Mexico. It is I, WCF Legend Gravedigger, and this asshole named Freddy.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Gravedigger: Yes, that is your last name.
Freddy Whoa: No, I mean WHOA! Look at this. How can they even hear us when our headsets are not plugged in.
Freddy Whoa holds up the end of his headset cord which is plugged up to nothing. Gravedigger looks around, with an annoyed look on his face.
Gravedigger: Fucking cheap ass Seth Lerch. How the hell do we even know if they hear us doing commentary? Fuck it, let’s get this shit started. If you can hear me, awesome. If you can’t hear me, go fuck yourself with a fucking pinecone dipped in acid..
So, this week, we have Extreme Landscaping. As you will see, we located four houses close together whose yards haven’t been cut or trimmed probably in years. Nobody lives inside of them but there’s a chance after today that it will change if these yards are improved.
We are down to 8 contestants remaining in the Rey de Mexico tournament and we’ve randomly paired them up in teams of two. They are provided with an assortment of both standard as well as odd instruments used for landscaping a lawn. There are traps set in these lawns that may or may not be triggered automatically or manually by myself. The winners are the ones who survive and move onto the semifinals! Let’s get this shit rolling!
Team: El Taco de Genial & Big Train
The camera switches to one of the four overgrown yards and at the edge of the street stand El Taco de Genial & Big Train. Big Train walks over to the middle of the street and looks at the assortment of devices and instruments and picks out a large scythe. He runs back over to his yard and starts swinging the scythe, cutting down the tall grass and weeds with ease.
El Taco de Genial finds a flamethrower and gets it all set up and starts burning the rest of the yard’s grass.
Gravedigger: The scorched earth method. This is an interesting tactic.
Freddy Whoa: How is this an interesting tactic? He’s burning up the lawn, they’re not going to make it look good if all the grass is gone!
El Taco keeps using the flamethrower slowly setting all of the grass on fire. He eventually stops and puts down the flamethrower, moving onto using hedge clippers to start working on the hedges as half the yard continues burning while the other half is slowly being cut down by the scythe Big Train is using. Eventually the fire starts coming over to his side and he runs out of the way, still holding onto the scythe. He looks over and sees El Taco working on the hedges and goes to help.
At one point, El Taco de Genial isn’t watching when suddenly Big Train’s scythe stabs him right in the chest. El Taco de Genial screams which makes Big Train jump. Taco meat and taco sauce is spilling out of El Taco’s wound. Big Train’s eyes grow wide and he bounces back and forth trying to figure out what to do. He finally grabs El Taco and puts his mouth to his wound, gulping down the sauce and meat.
Gravedigger: HOLY SHIT! He’s sucking out the wound and fixing the damage.
Freddy Whoa: No, he’s not! He’s eating the guy!
Sure enough, Big Train starts chomping on El Taco’s shell. He looks around with wide eyes, meat and sauce dribbling down his chin. Big Train hollers WOO WOO spitting out meat everywhere and chows down on El Taco who is still screaming as he is eaten alive.
Meanwhile the fire has taken over the whole yard and is spreading to one of the other four and a group of MS-13 bikers run over with a water hose and start spraying down the fire, putting it out.
Gravedigger: Well, shit! Maybe you were right about the fire method not working.
Freddy Whoa: Not to mention Big Train just ate El Taco de Genial! Looks like he’s eliminated while Big Train moves onto next week with a full stomach!
ELIMINATED: El Taco de Genial
Team: Petrov & Tyler Walker
The camera switches to the yard that Petrov and Tyler Walker are a part of. Tyler Walker instantly turns into a space werewolf and starts flying across the hedges with his claws out, shredding them up into badass lawn art. Petrov pulls out a cell phone and talks to someone in Russian. He looks off into the distance as a Russian helicopter comes into view. It hovers over head and 4 ropes drop from the chopper. Four members of the KGB rappel down on the ropes and immediately grab lawnmowers and weed whackers and start working on the lawn. One of them walks over with a briefcase and hands it to Petrov.
Petrov opens the briefcase and pulls out a lawnchair which he lays on the ground. He then reaches in and pulls out an umbrella and sets it up above the chair. He finally reaches in and pulls out a pair of shades and puts them on as he lays on the lawn chair sunbathing while his KGB henchmen do all the work.
Gravedigger: This is an interesting tactic by Petrov.
Freddy Whoa: What do you mean? He’s letting other people do his work for him!
Gravedigger: So? What’s wrong with that?
Tyler Walker finishes with the hedges just as the members of the KGB finish with the lawn. It looks immaculate.
Gravedigger: Hot damn! Look at that! Both men survived as well! That match was boring and we’d better see some good shit on this next one!
Team: CryboyMcEmo & Hardcore McMurderkill
The scene switches to a third yard where CryboyMcEmo and Hardcore McMurderkill are already picking out what they want to use. Cryboy McEmo picks out a large mech that stands above everything else. It looks like a cross between one of those mechs from DethWar and the Shredder from World of Warcraft. It’s outfitted with buzzsaws, flamethrowers, and weedwhackers. McEmo climbs into the mech and hits a button, closing himself up inside the machine. He runs off through the yard, going to work.
Hardcore McMurderkill on the other hand grabs another one of the flamethrowers and starts going nuts on the yard, setting the grass on fire.
Gravedigger: Flamethrower? Interesting tactic.
Freddy Whoa: Is that all you’re going to say about what people are doing? Interesting tactic?
Gravedigger: What’s wrong with it? It’s interesting and I don’t think anyone can hear us anyway, remember? Fuck off, Freddy! I’m the Epitome of Commentary you piece of shit!
Cryboy McEmo’s mech is just tearing the yard up with near perfect precision, leaving behind a perfect manicure of the grass as well as the hedges on the edge of the yard. Cryboy McEmo is slapping all different kinds of buttons, moving levers, hitting switches. He sees a button inside of a glass case that says DO NOT TOUCH.
Cryboy McEmo: Oh? What’s this?
Cryboy McEmo elbows the glass, breaking it. He mashes on the button. Suddenly the theme song for Transformers starts playing and the robot starts transforming into the shape of a….MOTORCYCLE. Unfortunately, Cryboy McEmo was still inside of it and his screams are quickly drowned out as he’s crushed and blood leaks out of the exhaust pipes.
Gravedigger: HOLY SHIT!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Hardcore McMurderkill stops and looks horrified at what just happened. He’s not paying attention and his flame thrower lights the side of the house on fire.
Gravedigger: NOOOOO! Seth rented these houses! DAMMIT! Get that asshole!
MS-13 swarm Hardcore McMurderkill and start beating him up as others start helping to put out the fire. One of the MS-13 members wraps a chain around Hardcore’s neck and ties the other end to the Transformer bike. He rides down the sidewalk, pulling Hardcore along, his body bouncing violently off the cement.
ELIMINATED: Cryboy McEmo & Hardcore McMurderkill
Gravedigger: Those two stupid assholes deserved that shit! Let’s move onto the last pair of competitors for this week’s event!
Team: Uncle Rico & Motherfuckin Danny
Motherfuckin Danny runs over to a fancy looking riding mower and hops on, turns it on and starts riding across the yard. The lawnmower starts breaking down due to the high grass and thorns, but he keeps hopping off and fixing it, slowly making his away across the yard. Uncle Rico picks a great spot in the yard and just starts throwing footballs over a set of nearby mountains over and over.
Gravedigger: What the hell is he doing?
Freddy Whoa: REALLY?! This isn’t an “interesting tactic” to you?
Gravedigger: Why the hell would it be? He’s throwing a football over faraway mountains! This isn’t helping the lawn situation any!
Motherfuckin Danny continues slowly working on the yard while Gravedigger yells down at Uncle Rico to get to work, but Uncle Rico keeps throwing the footballs over the mountains, waiting for Coach to put him in the game. Gravedigger finally gets fed up and pulls out a control panel from under the table.
Freddy Whoa: What is that?
Gravedigger: I’m triggering a trap for that Rico asshole!
Freddy Whoa: You can’t do that! It’s cheating!
Gravedigger: I’ll do whatever the fuck I want!
Gravedigger hits a button. A few feet away from Uncle Rico a huge fire anthill rises slowly from underneath the earth. Uncle Rico stops throwing the football and watches as hundreds and hundreds of fire ants emerge, angry. They start swarming the grass consuming everything in front of them. They head over towards Uncle Rico who starts throwing footballs as fast as he can, taking out dozens of them at a time. Slowly but surely they get closer and closer and surround him. He screams out in horror as they climb his legs, his waist, his chest, and his face, leaving nothing but his bones and a football.
Gravedigger: YESSSS! Suck it, Uncle Rico!
Freddy Whoa: OH SHIT!! What are they doing?
The fire ants are not satisfied and turn towards Motherfuckin Danny. He turns the lawnmower and rides it in another direction, barely escaping them. The ants start dividing out and head out in every direction, still piling out of the ant hill as if there is no end. Gravedigger and Freddy Whoa abandon the tower and climb down a ladder. The people in the stands run away screaming as the scene finally fades to black, ending the second round of Rey de Mexico.
ELIMINATED: Uncle Rico
Steven Steele/Sahabid Lawal vs Bale Pascal/Death Dealer
Zach Davis: We have an interesting opener tonight. The team of Steven Steele and Sahabid Lawal face off against the team of Damian Manson and Bale Pascal. This is Steele’s and Manson’s but the more important bit about this match is that, last week, Bale Pascal betrayed Sahabid Lawal along with Petrov in their Trios Tournament match to join Everest! So despite the unrelated teaming, there is tension in this match tonight!
Freddy Whoa: It is sure to be an explosive match to start off slam!
While “Small Town” by John Mellencamp plays on the PA, red, white and blue lights shine down as Steven Steele makes his way to the ring. Carrying an American Flag, the lights follow Steele until he gets in the ring. He waves the flag relentlessly as he goes to all four corners and salutes the crowd each time. He then rolls the flag up and hands it to a worker on the apron who holds it for him. Then, as red, white and blue fireworks explode behind him, Steele poses for the crowd. He then claps his hands and goes to loosen up in his corner.
*Blue by Eiffel 65* hits the system as the lights flash white at every beat. The crowd cheer loudly as their favorite "Islamic Bad-ass" makes his way out onto the entrance ramp bobbing his head with every bass drop. But before Sahabid can make it all the way down the ramp…
Zach Davis: Is that Bale coming up from behind!
Smack! Bale runs up and hits Sahabid with a steel chair, knocking the Islamic Badass to the ground!
Freddy Whoa: Whoa! A surprise attack! Bale did not want to wait for the fight to begin before sinking his teeth into Sahabid!
Bale lifts the chair up high and brings it down onto Sahabid’s head! At this time, Aapo Nikula appears from behind the curtain and saunters down to where Bale continues to beat on his former trios partner!
Steven Steele exits the ring and attempts to help his partner but Bale switches attention and points the chair to Steele, threatening with strong words that if he interferes, he’ll be next. Steven struggles but charges but Bale tosses the chair, causing Steven to stop and catch it before it is smacked into his face with a Bicycle kick!
Zach Davis: Doesn’t look like Bale is going to let the match start tonight!
As Bale continues the beatdown, Aapo walks around and enters the ring with mic in hand as the crowd drowns him in boos.
Aapo Nikula: You might despise what we have chosen to do but don’t be fooled! We did this out of self-defense! You think the “Islamic Badass” wasn’t going to try and get revenge for what we did? For us choosing to be a part of the winning side? You would be out of your mind! This man is a time bomb! He has no self-control! It is in his blood! Thousands and thousands of years of violence, of lashing out! And you expect it to stop with him! No! As much as he would like you to believe he is a well meaning man who has the moral high ground, in the end he is the same as his nation, as the people of Islam! Theocratic, reactionary, self-important scum who need an iron fist - ...or in this case, a steel chair - brought down upon them to teach them rule and order! We are doing what we have to do to protect not only ourselves but to protect people later by teaching him a lesson! He only has himself to blame for being who he is! And if you really have a problem with how we do things then you are just delusional and you are going to lead to the destruction of this company and country! Good day!
Aapo drops the mic and steps through the ropes to rejoin Bale. He signs that’s enough and Mr. Pascal nods before throwing the chair to the side, pulling Sahabid to his feet and running him up and tossing him over the guardrail, into the fans. The two newest Everest associates head up the ramp as the crowd continues to boo.
Zach Davis: Absolutely uncalled for! The blatant prejudice of Aapo Nikula and destructive nature of Bale Pascal have ruined an opening match for the night and left two super stars battered and bruised!!!
Wade Moor Segment
The scene opens, panning over the Mexico City crowd, a mix of excitement and restlessness murmuring through the air. As the crowd prepares for the next match...the lights cut out, a bevy of blue and green lights shine across the stage, illuminating shadowy figures making their way down the ramp. One by one, the alternating green and blue lights shine on the figures, showing a slew of hooded drummers.
Each one starts to play simultaneously, a slow set of blast beats, playing intermittently as the crowd begins to wonder just what is happening. After setting the crowd ablaze, all eyes are now averted to the stage...as “21st Century Schizoid Man” by King Crimson plays as the crowd explodes.
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!
Freddy Whoa: THE LEVIATHAN! WADE MOOR...HE'S BACK!!!
More hooded figures carry the one, the only Godnilla out onto the stage perched upon his Bone and Coral Throne. He stares out at the crowd, his eyes burning blue, the People's Championship laid upon his lap, as the crowd continues to roar for Wade Moor.
Zach Davis: I can't believe what I'm seeing!
Freddy Whoa: It's been months since Wade Moor has been seen in WCF...and he's looking better than ever!
Wade Moor, now more toned, particularly around the middle, smiles as his zealots set his throne down on the stage and Broseidon gets to his feet. He throws the championship belt on his lap over his shoulder and starts walking down the stage.
Zach Davis: We haven't seen Wade Moor since Slam in March!
Freddy Whoa: With that People's Championship...you knew he had to be back sooner than later.
Zach Davis: And he was rewarded the People's Championship in controversial fashion, I might add, by not actually winning the belt in active competition!
Freddy Whoa: He may be out here to address this controversy...watch and listen, Zach!
Wade Moor walks up the steps, stepping in between the top and middle rope to enter the ring. He walks towards the announce table and the ring hand slips him a microphone. Wade walks back and forth across the ring as the crowd starts to chant.
Crowd: WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!
Wade smiles and starts to pace the ring as the crowd continues to chant.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Wade shakes his fist, stares out at the crowd, and raises the microphone to his lips.
Wade Moor: Did y'all miss me?!
The crowd absolutely lights up for The Leviathan!
Wade Moor: I'm sure you did...I mean, I know who you have to watch while I'm gone. Slim pickings...slim pickings, indeed, my children.
Half the crowd boos, half the crowd continues to chant for Wade.
Wade Moor: That's ok, you're entitled to your opinion...but I don't deal in opinion. I deal in simple facts, and the fact of the matter is, I'm the best to have ever step foot in this ring. Bend the knee.
Wade struts around the ring, feeling his oats now. He grips the People's Championship in his fist and lifts it high into the air.
Wade Moor: That's why I was crowned the People's Champion. Fact: I'm so good, I can go on hiatus and come back with a belt.
Half boos, half chants. You can't please all these plebs.
Wade Moor: Fact: I've beaten every single person that's held this belt in the last year.
Again, half boos, half chants.
Wade Moor: Fact: Nobody in this locker room can touch me in this ring, and I dare them to try.
The crowd lights up at The Leviathan's challenge.
Wade Moor: Fact: I don'...
“Master of Puppets” by Metallica hits the P.A. and the crowd explodes with hatred as Seth Lerch walks out onto the stage, microphone in hand. Wade simply smiles in the ring, throwing the People's Championship over his left shoulder, staring down at Seth on the stage. He cracks as his neck as Lerch raises the microphone to his lips.
Seth Lerch: Welcome back, Moor, and let me be the first to reintroduce you to who ACTUALLY runs the show around here. Me. Seth Lerch BAYBEE!
The crowd boos as Seth soaks it in.
Seth Lerch: Thank you...but back to you Moor. You see, I let you and the other morons in #beachkrew walk around here, acting like you own the place, pretending you make the god damn rules in the house that I built...but that time is over. Fact: It's time for me to take control of this shit show.
The crowd boos Lerch again as he continues to smile through it.
Seth Lerch: Fact: I'm in charge around here, so when Holmes awarded you the People's Championship...it wasn't in his power to do so. So technically, the belt is forfeit, so if you could leave it in the ring when you leave it would be in your best interest.
Crowd: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
Seth Lerch: Fact: I don'...
Wade Moor: I'll give you this belt, if you come and take it from me.
The crowd explodes as Wade holds the belt out towards Seth.
Seth Lerch: Shut up! Fact: Threatening your boss is a stupid fucking move, Moor!...but if you think you have what it takes to hold that belt, then I'll give you a chance to prove it. You have a match...
Crowd pops. Wade smiles.
Seth Lerch: ...against an opponent of my choosing...
Crowd pops hard again.
Seth Lerch: ...at Asesinato!
Crowd pops even harder.
Seth Lerch: Better get all of your ducks in a row, Moor. Say your goodbyes to that belt now, you won't be the Champion of the People come Asesinato.
Wade smiles again and holds the belt up high.
Wade Moor: You think I need this hunk of gold and leather to be the People's Champion? I'm one of them...for everything it's worth. Now...
The crowd starts to heat up.
Wade Moor: Bend the fucking knee.
Wade holds the People's Championship up high as the crowd explodes again. Seth Lerch is left looking pissed off on the stage, turning on his heels, he rushes backstage. Wade Moor stands in the middle of the ring, a small poomph as the mic hits the mat, and holds the People's Championship up high.
Zach Davis: There you have it! Wade Moor will defend the People's Championship for the first at Asesinato!
Freddy Whoa: What a night! Wade Moor is back in the WCF!!!
The scene fades to black as the crowd continues to pop for The Leviathan.
Bishop/Priest vs Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso/Oath Breaker
Zach Davis: We’re got some more tag team action in store for you now! The veteran team of Bishop and Priest are set to take on Fuego eterno infierno silencioso, and Oath Breaker!
Freddy Whoa: Expect Fuego eterno infierno silencioso to get a huge pop tonight! He’s the hometown hero!
Zach Davis: Fuego eterno infierno silencioso isn’t a Mexican, Freddy.
Freddy: Whoa! Someone should have told Seth.
Oath Breaker, Bishop and Priest are already in the ring as "Himno Nacional Mexicano" booms out the arena’s loud speakers. A slightly bemused Fuego eterno infierno silencioso exits from behind the gorilla draped in the Mexican flag. The luchador by proxy is hesitant at first to step forward as the entire arena are up on their feet, cheering, hands on their hearts, proudly singing along to their anthem.
A few steps in and Fuego eterno infierno silencioso starts to get into it, waving on the crowd and conducting them through the highs and lows of the song as if he knows it (he doesn't).
Freddy Whoa: See, he’s a Mexican in his heart, Zach! All Luchadors are!
Zach Davis: I can go along with that.
Fuego eterno infierno silencioso dives into the ring and forward rolls to his feet, high fiving a slightly embarrassed Oath Breaker as the bell rings for this match to start!
Zach Davis: It’s Fuego eterno infierno silencioso verses Bishop!
Bishop lunges forward and scoop slams Fuego eterno infierno silencioso, goes for a splash but Fuego eterno infierno silencioso kip ups to his feet and executes a spinning heel kick, followed by a bulldog. Quick tag to Oath Breaker who delivers hard rights and a clothesline to the Journeyman wrestler. Bishop staggers as Oath Breaker goes for a shining wizard, but is instead met with a spinning European uppercut.
Bishop tags in Priest as the other Journeyman wrestler goes for a scoop slam. It’s executed and he leaps for the slash. connects!
Kickout by Oath Breaker! Oath is up on his feet, but Fuego eterno infierno silencioso slaps Oath Breaker across the back and tags himself in. Priest with an eye poke on Fuego eterno infierno silencioso, goes for a clothesline, but finds himself outmaneuvered by the luchador as Fuego eterno infierno silencioso hits a jawbreaker, climbs the turnbuckle and connects with a dropkick. Cover…
Mexico is in shock as a loud chorus of boos reverberate across the arena. Fuego eterno infierno silencioso confronts with the ref as Priest goes for a handful of tights, cover broken by Oath Breaker who now becomes the legal man; Oath Breaker Irish whips Priest into the ropes, grapples Priest with a pop up powerbomb lift on the rebound as Fuego eterno infierno silencioso leaps off the top rope and hits a flying blockbuster on Priest! As Priest collapses backwards, Oath Breaker is still holding on around the waste of Priest, goes for a bridged pin!
Fuego eterno infierno silencioso and Oath Breaker pick up the WIN!
A ticker tape rainstorm floods the arena as Fuego eterno infierno silencioso scrambles for the Mexican flag, returning quickly before draping himself in the colors as he bows with reverence and bends the knee. After a few moments, the luchador offers Oath Breaker the slenderest of corners by way of a thank you. Oath Breaker thinks about it….thinks about it some more….before finally accepting the offer as they both bask in their moment.
Freddy Whoa: I got the feels man. Great win for Fuego eterno infierno silencioso and Oath Breaker. Heroes of Mexico!
Lilith/Sarah Twilight vs The Very Big Alliance
Kyle Steel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a tag team match!!
Sarah Twilights music hits as the team of Sarah and Lilith come out to the ring as the fans cheer.
Kyle Steel: Currently in the ring!! The team of Sarah Twilight and Lilith!!!
We see teddy bears throw in the direction of Lilith as the mood changes.
Rock Out-Motorhead Plays as they both come out Roaring and shouting at the crowd, they turn to each other and high five. When their hands touch pyro is fired. They then slowly walks down to the ring once there they catch their breath.
Zach Davis: Those two are really out of shape
Freddy Whoa: Would a thigh master help them??
Zach Davis: What???
The bell rings ast he two giant men are talking to each other who will begin the match as they are still catching their breath as they are doing a Rock Scissors Paper contest and William the Behemoth wins the challenge and has to start off against Lilith. Who is jumping up from joy as she runs off towards William and screams that she loves huge teddy bears. Causing William to scratch his head and ask his tag team partner whether she is talking about him. Just before Ivanovic can answer, we see Lilith grab him by the arm and start to talk to him about all the fun things she could do with a large teddy bear. But William has none of it as he scoops her up and body slams her down with authority. He tags in Ivanovic as the two whip her in the ropes and go for a double clothesline. But they are moving so slow that Lilith can easily run towards them and dives underneath their clothesline and tags in Sarah. Telling her that they are mean bearses and that she does not want to face them anymore. She is grabbing a teddy bear from the fans as Sarah rolls her eyes and charges in on Ivanovic, who just turned around from the charge and walks straight into a Sarah Twilight dropkick. She goes for a clothesline, but with that move she hurts her shoulder as the mass of the big man is too much. She is about to tag in Lilith, but gets grabbed by the hair and set up by Ivanovic for a big time Gorilla slam, but just as he lifts her up in the air it is Sarah that rakes him between the eyes as that causes him to drop her down. On her way down she catches him with a reversed DDT and then goes for the cover. But only gets a two count as William already had a head start after he saw the rake of the eyes. Barely saving his tag team partner. Causing him to head butt her in the face, staggering backwards as Lilith tags back in after dropping her teddy bear. She climbs the turnbuckles as she dives off on Ivanovic. William was already halfway stepping over the top rope to the outside as he is In no shape or form to step back in and save his tag team
Zach Davis: Lilith hits a Kiss of Death from the top... Wait how is that even possible?
ONE, TWO, THREE!
Freddy Whoa: Aanndd Lilith and Sarah Twilight pick up the victory.
The bell sounds as the two of them begin to celebrate.
Damien Young vs Trey Carter vs Jordan Rayburn
Zach Davis: Our next match is a triple threat match, pitting Jordan Rayburn versus Damien Young versus The Incomparable Trey Carter.
Freddy Whoa: I sat down earlier and had a nice conversation with Trey Carter.
Zach Davis: You did?!
Freddy Whoa: You can say it was an in depth interview. I got the true idea of who the real Trey Carter is!!
The opening riffs of "Kurt" by Dadaroma begins to play as Jordan comes Kurt from the back. He pauses at the middle of the the ramp way and stage and bangs his head to the beat, softly wording the lyrics of the song. He looks at the crowd before he starts walking down the ramp way.
Jordan slaps the hands of the fans, as he makes his way down to the ring.
Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring... From Lexington, Kentucky... Weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds!! JORDAAAAN RAAAAAAYBUUUUURN!!!
Jordan walks around the ring and takes in the energy from the WCF faithful before slapping the steps and hopping over the ropes and landing on the bottom turnbuckle. Jordan climbs up the turnbuckle and points up to the sky as he closes his eyes wording the lyrics again.
"Rather be dead than cool."
Jordan gets down from the top turnbuckle and heads to the other four. He gets down from the last and pretends to play guitar as he mouths the words of the song one more with much emotion. He gets down on his knees before singing out the final words of the song with all of his heart. Jordan gets up and walks over to his corner as he waits for his opponents to appear.
Zach Davis: Jordan Rayburn has arrived.
Freddy Whoa: Its time for Damien Young and Trey Carter to arrive!!!
Summer Shudder by AFI starts to play as Damien explodes out from behind the curtain, full of energy as always. He walks down to the ring, hi-fiving fans and pumping up the crowd. Damien gets down to the ring and hops up to the apron...
Damien: SAY MY NAME!!
Kyle Steel: Introducing from Des Moines,Iowa... Weighing in at 191 pounds, DAMIEN "THE GUN" YOUNG!!
Damien throws his right hand upward, his fingers in thee shape of a pistol. He brings his arm straight out in front of him, and fires a single shot towards the camera. Damien climbs into the ring and heads to his corner.
Zach Davis: We have two out of three competitors.
Freddy Whoa: All we need is The Incomparable Trey Carter!!
As Boss Mode by Knife Party, the lights dim as the wind chimes sound through the arena. As soon as the beat picks up, the arena is filled with red, white, and black stars as Trey Carter slowly walks in with a focused, yet self absorbed demeanor. He takes his time coming down to ring, and isn't shy about telling off fans on his way down.
Kyle Steel: Coming down to the ring... From Anaheim, California... Weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds... This is The Incomparable Trey Carter!!!
Trey walks up the steps and ducks under the second rope to climb into the ring. The lights all meet him in the center of the ring in a mix of red, white, and black before he throws his arms in the air and turnbuckle fireworks shoot off.
Zach Davis: You can cut the tension with a knife, as all three competitors stare at one another.
All three competitors circle the ring, eyeballing one another. Jordan Rayburn steps very quickly with his left foot, spins, snaps with his right keg connecting with a spinning heel right kick to Trey Carter.
Zach Davis: Damien Young with scoop slam!!
Freddy Whoa: Reverse DDT on Damien Young!!
Trey Carter grabs the legs of Damien Young!!
Damien Young: UGH!!! AHHHH!!!
The referee checks on Damien.
Referee: Do you want to submit Damien?!
Damien Young: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Out of nowhere...
Zach Davis: ENTER THE DRAGON!!
Freddy Whoa: Trey Carter got kicked in the face as if Bruce Lee himself did it!!
Damien Young rolls out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Trey Carter falls out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Jordan Rayburn is perched on the top turnbuckle, facing towards the commentary desk. Damien Young slowly stands up...
Zach Davis: INCOMING!!
The crowd: HOLY SHIT!! THAT WAS AWESOME!! HOLY SHIT!! THAT WAS AWESOME!! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!
Zach Davis: I don't have the foggiest idea?! It looked like a flying, twisting... Crashing... With a leg coming around thingie and he just came down on Damien Young!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!! HERE COMES TREY CARTER!!
Zach Davis: WHOA!!
Freddy Whoa: WHAT?!!?
Zach Davis: Sorry.. my bad!! Trey Carter just nailed harshly and I MEAN... HARSHLY with a devastating German suplex right in front of us!!!
Trey Carter shows off and The Mexico City Arena rattles with thunderous boos!!
Freddy Whoa: Trey grabs Jordan Rayburn, tossing him inside the ring.
Zach Davis: Quick cover!!
Zach Davis: Jordan kicks at one and a half!!
Trey Carter picks up Jordan Rayburn and Irish whips him into the ropes...
Freddy Whoa: Jordan is whipped to the ropes.... NOOOOOO!!!
Zach Davis: Damien Young just pulled Jordan Rayburn ringside!!
Freddy Whoa: Damien Young just nailed Jordan Rayburn with a German suplex!! That was cool!!
Without missing a beat, Damien jumps up on the top ring rope and leaps towards Trey Carter...
Zach Davis: Spinning lariat!!
Freddy Whoa: Damien Young is going for the pin!!
Crowd: TREEEEEESSSS!!! NOOOOO!!
Zach Davis: WATCH OUT!!!
Freddy Whoa: MOONSTOMP ON DAMIEN YOUNG!!!
Zach Davis: Jordan Rayburn doesn't see Trey Carter creeping up behind him...
Freddy Whoa: TIGER SUPLEX!!
Zach Davis: Move after move!! Counter after counter!!
Crowd: ESTO ES INCREIBLE!! ESTO ES INCREIBLE!! ESTO ES INCREIBLE!!
All three competitors roll out of the ring, ending up between the ring and commentary desk.
Freddy Whoa: I have this funny suspicion we should move!!
That very moment...
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD!! FREDDY!!
Trey Carter whips Damien Young right into Freddy Whoa!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Jordan Rayburn begins to dismantle monitors, one by one. Then removing the protective covering. Trey Carter runs over to Jordan who wasn't paying attention...
Freddy Whoa: Reverse DDT!!
Damien Young runs over nails Trey Carter with a Shining Wizard, which staggers Trey Carter
Zach Davis: Damien Young is backing up...
Damien Young runs at a stunned Trey Carter.
Freddy Whoa: RUNNING DROPKICK!!
Jordan Rayburn and Damien Young look at one another. Then they look at the commentators.
Damien Young: MOVE!!
Zach Davis: I think we're suppose to move.
Freddy Whoa: I think so too!!
Damien Young and Jordan Rayburn both grab Trey Carter and all three stand on the commentary table...
Zach Davis: What's going to happen?
Jordan Rayburn and Damien Young picks up Trey Carter for a double suplex...
The commentary table shatters into several pieces!!
Crowd: SI!! SI!! SI!! SI!! SI!! SI!! SI!!
Zach Davis: All three competitors are NOT moving!!
Freddy Whoa: We should get medical out here pronto!! LIKE NOW!!!
Rayburn lifts Carter up and throws him into the ring.
Zach Davis: This one is over!
Rayburn runs to the ropes..
Freddy Whoa: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY!
No!, Carter rolls away from it. Both are to their feet, Carter catches him-
Zach Davis: STREET CUTTER!
Trey Carter lands on top of Jordan Rayburn!
The bell sounds.
Freddy Whoa: THE FORMER ALPHA CHAMP WINS IT!
Carter rolls out of the ring and raises his arms as the music plays.
Oblivion vs Dion Necurat
The house lights go out, as lighter colored lights come on. The multiple cameras pan around the jam packed Fargo Arena. The fans are holding up various signs. The atmosphere is explosive and the crowd is cheering. "Oblivion" by Mastadon begins to play. The blaring guitar begins to play. Two bright spotlights hit the entrance stage. The music continues to thump. Some of the fans are thrashing and/or dancing along with the music...
Explosive fire pyro shoots straight up, on the stage and down the ramp. Then right about that time, Oblivion slowly comes, with a dead stare. The music continues to blare out and rattle the arena. Oblivion slowly begins to walk down to the edge of the entrance stage, bringing in the cheers, of the crowd...
Zach Davis: They are excited about The Monster here tonight! The two-time world champion wants to derail the train of Dion Necurat as he chugs towards his upcoming World Title shot against Jared Holmes!
Crowd: OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!! OBI!!
Past the entrance stage there are sixteen hooded cloaked individuals, eight on each side of the aisle, with their heads down. Chanting...
Hooded individuals: A-WHOO!! AWHOO!! AWHOO!!
Kyle Steel: From The Deepest and Darkest Side of a Sick Man's Mind... Weighing in at 325 pounds... IT is The Monster... Oblivion!!
Oblivion leaps into the ring, stomping around, taking long strides, barking, shaking the top ring rope. As Oblivion’s music fades out, the house lights come back up as "Leaving Dionysus" by Leaving Dionysus begins to play throughout the Arena. "The Legion", 20 Centurion guards march down the aisle, lining up 10 on one side and 10 on the other leading down to the ring and stand at attention. A quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold appears carrying "The Crimson Gladiator" Dion Necurat and makes its way down the aisle as if entering the Roman Colosseum ready to do battle and circles the ring and stops.
Freddy Whoa: Never let it be said that Dion has no flair for the dramatic!
Zach Davis: I think this dramatic flair may be Dionysus’ but either way, this is the Number One Contender to the WCF World Heavyweight Title!
As Dion enters the ring, the quadriga of four Clydesdale horses pulling a chariot made of gold makes its way back up the aisle and disappears followed by The Legion. "The Crimson Gladiator" Dion Necurat, standing in the middle of the ring, raising a scepter of Dionysus toward the crowd and starts banging the shaft against a custom made Vibranium/steel alloy Spartan shield calling out his opponent to engage him into a fight to the death.
Dion's fans stand in unison to cheer their warrior as gold coins in Dion Necurat's likeness rains down on him in the center of the ring. He looks out to his fans, who give Dion the thumbs up and gives his opponent the thumbs down, meaning "Death!" Dion raises both arms holding the scepter and custom made Spartan shield wide out over his head in praise to the crowd and let's out a Gladiator bloodcurdling scream. As the ring crew clean up the gold coins and mounds of horse dung left behind by Dion’s entrance, the number one contender gives a nod to his opponent as a show of respect.
Freddy Whoa: Dion is the consummate respectful warrior here but I’m not sure Oblivion follows the exact same rule book. The referee is calling for the bell and The Monster is rumbling toward The Crimson Gladiator!
Zach Davis: Oblivion looking for a big time lariat but it’s ducked under by Necurat. Obi quickly turns around swings a hard right handed haymaker which is blocked by Dion and followed up with right hands of his own driving the monster backward into the corner!
Dion has backed the former champion into a corner and is now mounting the second rope and peppering Obi with right hands as the crowd counts them off.
Crowd: Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!
Dion pauses before the last one, looking out at the cheering WCF Universe, cocks his right hand back as the crowd anticipates the last shot but instead Dion hops off the ropes and turns away from Oblivion only to explode back into him with a clothesline.
Freddy Whoa: The number one contender is in total control of the former champion right now and as Oblivion stumbles out of the corner Dion catches him with an STO Backbreaker! He hooks the leg!
KICKOUT by Oblivion!
Zach Davis: It’s going to take more than that to keep IT down!
Freddy Whoa: Keep it down? I say turn it up!
Zach Davis: Turn IT up? It looks like Dion is pulling IT up right now.
Dion sends Oblivion off the ropes and looks for a hip toss on the way back but it’s blocked by Oblivion who levels him with a short arm clothesline. Dion is quick back to his feet but runs right into a belly to belly suplex from Oblivion. Both men are back up and Dion is tossed again with a belly to belly from Oblivion. With Dion taking a bit longer to get back up this time, Oblivion begins putting the boots to him on the mat.
Freddy Whoa: S.T.O.M.P. by The Monster! And a cover on Dion!
KICKOUT BY DION!
Zach Davis: It’s going to take more than that to keep The Crimson Gladiator down!
Freddy Whoa: You literally said that exact same thing about Oblivion!
Zach Davis: Not true! I wouldn’t have called him The Crimson Gladiator!
Oblivion gets him back up quickly but drops him back down with a nasty gutwrench neckbreaker.
Freddy Whoa: What a move from Obi! But he wants more! Oh no...The Monster is going to the top rope! He wants to put it away, he’s looking for the Obi-sault! The big man is all the way up top and on his feet! But Dion is up to his feet and Obi doesn’t see it!
Dion bounces off the top rope, crotching Oblivion. Dion pauses a moment to catch his breath but scoots quickly up to the second turnbuckle and locks Oblivion in a waistlock.
Zach Davis: Belly to back suplex off the top rope! Both men are down in the middle of the ring! Dion throws an arm over the former champion!
NO! Kickout from Oblivion! Dion can’t believe it!
Zach Davis: Well Dion follows up with a fist drop and then pulls Oblivion back to his feet and wrenches his arm with a go behind hammerlock.
Dion wrenches ITs arm for a moment and then Oblivion starts throwing back elbows at Dion before snapmaring Necurat over. Necurat immediately begins working his way back to his feet as Obi bounces off the far ropes and then comes flying back in with a Thesz press followed up with some headbutts to the grounded Dion. Oblivion lets up for a moment and cocks a right hand back to pummel the number one contender but Dion manages to escape to Obi’s back and is applying a pentagram choke.
Freddy Whoa: Bonds of GLory! Dion is trying to lock it in!
Zach Davis: But the monster is throwing wild headbutts backwards to break it up!
Dion releases the hold before he can get it fully locked in and both men are back to their feet. Dion charges at Oblivion who goes for a tilt-a-whirl but Dion slides over his shoulder, landing behind Oblivion who spins around with an elbow that Necurat ducks under before planting Oblivion with a spinebuster.
Dion begins picking Oblivion back up but out of nowhere Oblivion gets a burst of energy and hoists Dion up on his shoulders, looking for that fireman’s carry cutter!
Freddy Whoa: 5150! NO! Dion slipped out of it and has now hoisted the monster onto HIS shoulders! He’s looking for The Godslayer!
Zach Davis: And Oblivion wriggles out of that! A hard clothesline from Oblivion ducked by Dion who steps behind Oblivion while hooking both his arms for a backslide driver!
Freddy Whoa: Praetorian Driver! Dion absolutely PLANTED Oblivion with that! He hooks the leg!
Dion Necurat with the hard fought pinfall victory over former World Champion and WCF legend, Oblivion.
Zach Davis: This is exactly the type of momentum he needs looking ahead to his pending World Title shot!
Wade Moor/Bonnie Blue Segment
The scene opens backstage at Slam, where Bonnie Blue is getting in a quick burn backstage despite not having a match, performing a few stretches to get her heart rate up...but someone walks in the door that accomplishes this task on its own. Wade Moor walks into view on camera to a huge pop from the raucous Slam crowd, the WCF People's Championship slung over his shoulder.
But Bonnie Blue keeps grace under pressure. That PO PO PO POKER FACE on fleek fams, though Wade is looking a little pink around the cheeks too.
Bonnie Blue: Hi, Wade! How ya doin', sweetie?
Wade Moor: Good Dolphin! How about you?
Bonnie Blue: Better than ever! So, listen, I was kinda hopin' I'd run into ya tonight, 'cause I got somethin' I want to ask, and I figured I should ask in person. You got plans for Memorial Day?
Wade Moor: No plans at the moment...but I'd be willing to change that.
Bonnie Blue: Well, you know I got that UCI World Title match at Lazarus that night...
The crowd pops for the crossover announcement.
Bonnie Blue: ...and it would mean a lot to me if you were there when I take that belt off Kevin Bishop.
Wade Moor: Of course! I couldn't think of anything better than watching you beat that nerd Bishops ass all over the ring at Lazarus. I'm in!
Bonnie Blue: Awesome! I'll see you then!
Wade smiles and turns to leave...but turns back towards Bonnie for a moment.
Wade Moor: You're gonna do great, Dolphin.
Bonnie smiles as Wade walks off camera and the scene fades to black.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
The eXtreme Wolves vs The Breakfast Club
Mikey eXtreme/Adam Burnett/Udy vs Marco Daniels III/Kevin/George
Zach Davis: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another round two match of the 2017 Trios Tournament!
"Take On Me" blares and MD3 dances like an idiot down to the ring, in time (sort of) with the music.
Kyle Steel: Introducing first, from Lawrence, Kansas, weighing in at a combined 350 pounds...Marco Daniels the Third!
Marco rolls himself into the ring as his music fades out. "The Monday Night Football Theme" hits the PA system and out walks the twin engines of Nerd destruction: Kevin and George!
Kyle Steel: And his partners, weighing in at a combined weight of 577 pounds, the team of Kevin and George...THE NERDSMASHERS!
Kevin and George exchange a few fist bumps, chest bumps, bro hugs and an intricate (possibly masonic) handshake on their way down the ramp before they slide into the ring. George spots a nerd in the audience (this week it’s a Game of Thrones fan) and fires his football at her, nailing the poor girl in the face and splitting her nose. The Nerdsmashers laugh as their music fades out.
Kyle Steel: And their opponents...
Mikey’s theme thunders across the speakers as the eXtreme one arrives, the former U.S champ is ignoring the fans that are desperate to reach out to touch him. Instead, Mikey throws his kendo stick into the ring and rolls under the bottom rope, crawling to the corner where he sits laughing and rocking back and forth. Mikey’s malevolent manager, Freakshow circles the ring, staring manically at The Breakfast Club as Vidalia (Mikey’s squeeze) whispers some kind of devious master plan into Mikey's attentive ear.
Kyle Steel: And his partner, Adam Burnett!
You Can't Stop Me" by Andy Mineo hits on the speaker and Adam Burnett bounces out onto the stage. He bounces on his feet as the music gets him going. He waves his arms up and down, pumping up the crowd before taking off on a dead sprint towards the ring. He slaps hands with fans who have stuck their hands out on his way and slides into the ring. He runs up one of the turnbuckles and poses at the top with his arms extended. He's smiling the whole time and the fans can sense his intensity and passion
Kyle Steel: And finally..He is the Demon Wolf! Udy!
Lights darken. Blue fire/pyro explode as Type-O Negative's Wolf Moon plays. Blue smoke fills the arena when a spotlight focuses on a figure on one knee. Fenris stands behind him arms outstretched..He howls by looking (Bane face mask is on as entrance attire) at the sky in cupped hands as another set of blue pyro explode. Udy makes his way slowly before rolling in and kneels at middle of ring. Howls again as light comes back and music fades.
Kevin starts for the breakfast club as he lumbers out of his corner; Udy is in for the Extreme Wolves; Udy arches his back forward, raises his left arm into the air and goes for a potential lock up as Kevin just looks at the demon wolf incredulously; Kevin goes for a bitch slap on Udy, who ducks and instead manages to slap Kevin across the face!
Kevin scowls Udy appears unfazed as he hits a dropkick, followed by a floatover DDT! Udy goes for a cover!
Kevin kicks out with authority as he chop blocks Udy and rakes his boot across his opponent's face, Kevin smirks as he tags in George who runs on the stop, stoking up the Hoe train TOOT TOOT! George runs into the ring as Mikey tags himself in and hits a meathook clothesline! Mikey is joined by Freakshow as they hit a double suplex as George is catapulted outside the ring! Marco Daniels is beside himself as he races around the ring and checks on George.
As he does so, Vidalia leaps on MD3’s back and rakes his eyes!
Meanwhile in the ring, Moser begins to count out George...5...6...7…
Marco swats Vidalia aside as he rolls George back into the ring. George gathers his composure and gets to his feet, only to be met with a series of clubbing blows by Mikey, irish whip into Udy’s waiting boot as George is isolated in Wolf country. Adam Burnett, Udy and Mikey attempt to lift George onto the turnbuckle for a powerbomb, but Georges sheer size and brutality makes the task impossible as he biels his out of a tight spot and juggernauts over to his nerdsmashing tag partner.
George tags in Kevin, the Nerdsmasher assumes a crouching stance, going for a spear on Mikey. Kevin cannons forward as--
Mikey leap frogs over Kevin, as--
Udy is waiting on the other side with a O'connor roll German suplex, which neatly transitions to wheelbarrow neck breaker!
Zach Davis: Udy calls that the Wasteland Homecoming!
Mikey with the cover!
Marco leaps for joy (which is difficult for him, so props for that miracle) as Kevin shakes off the cobwebs. Mikey tags in Adam who goes to work on the fallen smasher with a series of elbow drops, climbs the turnbuckle and hits a pitch perfect moonsault. Burnett hooks Kevin’s leg for the cover…
Burnett slams his fists into the mat with frustration as Kevin refuses to die, Adam leaps to his feet and signals to the white hot Mexican crowd that it’s over, he locks in a calf crusher submission!
Zach Davis: The AB! The AB! Burnett has it locked in!
Burnett leans back as Kevin shakes his head, refusing to tap. Marco is thumping the mat willing the nerd smasher on as George extends his enormous hand for the hot tag, Kevin starts to crawl...one perilous inch after another as the crowd are on their feet!
Crowd: SMASH THOSE NERDS! SMASH THOSE NERDS! SMASH THOSE NERDS! SMASH THOSE NERDS!
Kevin has almost made it to the center of the ring as Marco Daniels distracts the ref, Moser tries to shoo Marco away as George enters the ring and breaks the hold.
But as he does so, Freakshow enters the ring with a chair and clocks both George and Kevin!
Zach Davis: Marco, what have you done!?
Marco now starts to protest about Freakshow, but it’s the secondary character crying wolf as Moser turns only to see the legal man (Burnett) hooking the leg for a cover, with a comatosed George having been dragged from the crime scene by Freakshow and Vidalia!
Zach Davis: Damn it! Not this way! NOT THIS WAY!
Zach Davis: The Extreme Wolves advance, but it’s a win not without controversy!
Freddy Whoa! Whoa! The Extreme Wolves prowl on!
A leering Mikey is joined by Udy and Adam as these three dastardly villains steal another victory!
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Everest vs #DAGRIDDICKGANG
David Sanchez/Steven Singh/Ethan King vs Jared Holmes/Andre Aquarius/Dustin Beaver
Zach Davis: And now it is time for one of my most anticipated matches of the night! Everest versus the DagRiddickGang!
Freddy Whoa: Both of these teams are strong favorites to win this tournament, Zach, no doubt about it. But only one team can advance.
The arena falls into a tepid silence as the opening guitar riff to Royal Blood’s “Out of the Black” begins to trickle out of the PA system, starting quiet and building to a thunderous din as the words kick into action. The crowd are perplexed at first until the screen does the legwork in identifying who is coming to the ring by showing highlights from the career of David Sanchez’ various matches..
The song plays on as the audience erupts into a sea of distasteful chants and a rapture of hissing, gesturing and miscellaneous disapproving noises. David Sanchez appears center stage, his eyes unblinking as he soaks in the loathing. Dressed in his simple wrestling gear of purple cage-fighting shorts, taped wrists, Black and purple boots, capped with cut-off, black gloves he appears a much different man than he does behind the curtain. In contrast to his drug-addled antics of promos both past and present, as well as the everyday struggles and politics of being the mayor, this impressive specimen wears only one additional item to approach the ring, a T-shirt he had launched through his wives’ online fashion outlet. The slogan branded on this simple black garment reads “[FEAR] Fuck Empathy” in purple font.
David’s emotionless stare at the crowd turns into a grimace at hearing their hatred towards him, even as he rebuilds their city, he was still always known as the bad guy. He begins a slow pace to the ring. No pyrotechnics are launched, nor do the lights flicker. He believed simplicity was more intimidating than flashing strobes, smoke and fireworks. As he walks he removes the aforementioned T-shirt, an action which draws a slight stirring from the fans closest to the ramp who believe they may be given this item of clothing. Instead, upon acknowledging this optimism, Sanchez simply hangs the T-shirt over the optical lens of the cameraman who had been documenting his walk to the ring, causing a momentary fault in focus which is quickly dealt with as the low hissing turns into a tidal wave of boos by those disheartened by his inability to share.
I’ve got a gun for a mouth,
‘Got a bullet with your name on it.
As the music shifts back to a heavy guitar solo, David Sanchez slides under the bottom ropes and leaps back to his feet, staring down the ring announcer without so much as batting an eyelid at the audience. With this final blatant disregard for showmanship he turns back to the stage, awaiting his opponent whilst stretching out his limbs in a warm-up. He acts as though the arena is empty, as if this was simply a practice run. A slightly troubling smile appears on his previously void of emotion complexion as the music ceases and the crowd’s obvious resentment for his presence surrounds him like a warm blanket of hate.
The gruff voice from the 80s sample announces "Cold getting dumb..." as the VeryBigTron flashes the word "EVEREST" in electric blue. The menacing beat of the Supervillain Theme by Mad Villain fills the arena, golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage, and The Superstar Steven Singh steps out to an enthusiastic, if mixed, reaction. Stopping on the stage he smiles wry and smug, right arm raised in the air, back of his hand to the crowd, left hand behind his back. As the gold fountains shrink back into the stage, The Superstar lowers his hand, twirling his wrist and half-bowing his head with faux gratitude to his "faithful Stevenites." He smiles, heading down to the ring and jawing with the crowd as his name is announced over the PA. Singh climbs the stairs to the apron, wipes his feet, steps through the ropes and then bounces up, arms extended to his sides with his palms up soaking in the alternating adulation and animosity.
The beginning of "Alone With All The World” plays triumphantly throughout the arena, enticing a raucous wave of boos from the crowd. The lights gradually begin to dim, coming down to a dark hue that places extra emphasis on the stage. Large, golden letters flash over the black titantron.
THE FUTURE KING...
A flash of golden pyro goes off as Ethan King makes his way to the top of the entrance ramp from the backstage area, all-knowing smile spread over his face as he holds both arms out in a welcoming gesture, bathing in both the adulation and spite from the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Making his way down to the ring, from Los Angeles, California. He stands six-feet two inches, weighing in at two-hundred and ten pounds. Representing Everest, he is 'The Eminent'... ETHAAAAAANNNN... KIIINNNNGGGGGGG!
The young superstar begins his descent down the ramp, arms still held out by his side as he ignores the few hands of fans reaching over the barricade to try and get a touch of the sensation.
He bounds up onto the apron of the ring, mouthing the words “Showtime” to the camera arrogantly before leaping and swinging himself over the top rope, he lands elegantly and spins around, holding his arms out once more before coming to a complete stop in the centre of the ring.
He smiles once more before retreating to his own corner of the ring, sitting down with a look of amusement on his face as he awaits for the match to commence.
"Dream House" by Deafheaven hits the PA as the lights go dim in the arena. A golden Eye of Horus lights up the jumbotron as "#AllHail6ixGod" appears beneath in gold lettering, the arena lights now flashing a multitude of pinks, yellows, and pastel oranges upon the ramp and stage. A spotlight hits the center of the ramp as song bursts into energy and booing from the crowd reaches a fever pitch. From the curtain steps Jared Holmes dressed in a full-face mirror ball mask topped with a diamond encrusted crown of thorns and long navy wool coat with gold accents.
Kyle Steel: Making his way to the ring, from Hollywood, California. Weighing in at two-hundred and fifteen pounds.... "THE SIX GOD" JARED HOLMES!
Jared steps into the spotlight, the mirror ball mask reflecting the light in a dazzling display of colors. His hands slowly raise from his sides into the air as sparks descend from the ceiling. Bringing his arms down swiftly, he continues down the ramp, his eyes concealed behind the mask but undoubtedly on the ring. The posse moves with purpose, and upon reaching the bottom of the ring, Jared ascends the stairs and steps between the ropes. His hand coming to the back of his head, he removes the mask and raises it in the air to a chorus of boos.
U Mad by Vic Mensa hits the arena as a video of a man's shadow bouncing back and forth with his arms to his sides goes along to the sound of blaring brass. As the beat drops, Andre Aquarius emerges on the stage, continuing to hype himself up to a chorus of boos. Blinking lights go along with the beat and Andre makes his way down the entrance ramp, pounding a fist against his chest. He steps through the ropes, surveying his surroundings. He climbs to the top turn buckle, mouthing the words to the song before dropping down and leaning against the ropes as he waits for his opponent.
Music hits, then a spotlight shines at the beginning of the entrance ramp, awaiting "The Beavs" to walk into it. He enters the light, points to the crowd on the left and then to the crowd on the right. He then points with both hands at the opponent in the ring, he looks and walks straight ahead, scowling at the opponents!
Zach Davis: And here we go!
Both teams just begin brawling with one another, no semblance of law and order here! In the middle of the ring David Sanchez and Jared Holmes throw fists, with King paired off with Beaver and Singh paired off with Andre on either side.
Freddy Whoa: David Sanchez betrayed Pantheon, and as a result, betrayed Jared Holmes. Clearly a lot of animosity here.
Beaver and Andre gain the upper hand, pushing their respective opponents towards one side of the ring; they then run at them and both do Clotheslines, sending all four men flying to the outside. In the center of the ring, neither Sanchez nor Holmes have given an inch, both are still trading rights and lefts!
Zach Davis: David Sanchez and the WCF World Heavyweight Champion, squaring off!
Freddy Whoa: Jared Holmes knows that Sanchez has his eyes firmly set on that WCF World Title, and eliminating Everest here would eliminate that problem for the time being.
Holmes gains the upper hand and pushes Sanchez into a corner. He hits a series of European Uppercuts before running to the opposite side of the ring, then running towards Sanchez; he hits a Dropkick. Sanchez slouches into the corner and Holmes begins choking him with his boot.
Zach Davis: The World Champ has taken control of the match.
Holmes pins Sanchez into the center of the ring and pins him.
No, quick kickout from Sanchez. Holmes transitions into a Chinlock.
Freddy Whoa: Wearing down the opponent here.. If you're going to go that approach, #DRG will need to ensure Sanchez doesn't get to tag in any of the fresh men from Everest.
Sanchez has had enough and wills himself to his feet. He elbows his way out of the hold and hits the ropes. As he comes back he goes for a Clothesline but Holmes ducks it. Sanchez keeps running and as he comes back Holmes catches him in a Thesz Press, following up with a series of punches!
Zach Davis: Holmes: 420 says ... Ugh, I don't know, but I'm sure it would be a beach pun or something.
Holmes eventually rolls off and waits for Sanchez to stumble to his feet. Once Sanchez is up he runs at him and hits a jumping double forearm check. Then again, and again.
Freddy Whoa: Uh oh. Holmes is gearing up..
Sanchez backs into a corner and Holmes runs at him, hitting his Sharknado Splash!
Zach Davis: Jared Holmes with the Springboard Moonsault Reverse DDT now-
No!, Sanchez has it scouted and rams his body backwards, squashing Holmes between himself and a turnbuckle. He turns to head towards the Everest corner to make the tag, but Holmes is able to run at him and execute a Chop Block. Holmes then tags in Andre Aquarius.
Freddy Whoa: Thank God that Jared and Aquarius didn't choose to tag with Andre Holmes, I could not have handled that.
Andre comes in and hovers around Sanchez, slapping at him as he begins to try to get up. The fans boo. Andre eventually lifts Sanchez up and throws him to the ropes. As he comes back, Andre executes an Arm Drag. Sanchez stumbles back up and Andre then kicks him in the nads.
Zach Davis: Oh come on..
Andre begins climbing up top. Once Sanchez is in position...
Freddy Whoa: Flying Elbow Drop! And here's the pin!
No!, kickout from Sanchez.
Zach Davis: David Sanchez knows that the Trios Cup Tournament is his ticket to the World Championship, and he's tough as nails. He's taken a beating so far but it'll take more than a shot to the nads to keep him down.
Andre tags in Beaver.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes The Beavs!
Dustin Beaver runs at Sanchez as he's stumbling up and executes a Flying Headscissors. He then lifts him up and shoves him into a neutral corner before lifting him up onto the top. He climbs up with him.
Zach Davis: Dustin Beaver, going high risk...
Sanchez starts fighting back! He hits several punches to Beaver, Beaver leans back, falls off - no, he holds on, he fires back with punches to Sanchez. He then fires off a Hurricanrana!
Freddy Whoa: High risk pays off!, and into another pin!
Zach Davis: No! Another kickout from David Sanchez!
Beaver lifts Sanchez up and grapples him.
Freddy Whoa: BEAVER TO BELLY!
No!, Sanchez knows its coming and is able to escape it. Both men turn to face each other and Beaver runs into a boot to the gut and then eats a Central Nervous Shutdown!
Zach Davis: CNS!
Sanchez dives and tags in Ethan King! King enters the match and hits Beaver with a series of jabs that end with a Bionic Elbow! Beaver goes down. As he's stumbling up Ethan King takes him back down with a Chop Block.
Freddy Whoa: Ethan King reminding us that despite Sanchez fighting through #DRG's onslaught, they aren't the good guys that we're all cheering to win here... They're bad guys too.
Ethan King kicks away at Dustin Beaver before lifting him to his feet and throwing him to the ropes. King executes a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker!, then goes for a pin.
Zach Davis: First pin attempt from Everest here tonight!, they're finally in the driver's seat.
King lifts Beaver up and goes for a Spinning Heel Kick to the gut.
Freddy Whoa: REVELATION!
No!, Beaver sees the Pele Kick coming, is able to avoid it and grapples him-
Zach Davis: BEAVER TO BELLY! HE HITS IT!
Dustin Beaver drops down and pins Ethan King!
NO!, KING KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Dustin Beaver gets up and, frustrated, tags Holmes back in. Holmes runs at King as he's getting up and takes him down with a Running STO. Holmes goes for a pin now.
NO!, another kickout.
Zach Davis: Ethan King, proving he's tough as nails too!
Freddy Whoa: The #DRG have thrown everything they've got against Everest but have thus far been unable to keep them down.
Zach Davis: When Everest formed, they knew damn well that the Trios Cup Tournament was coming up. They knew it would be their shot, and they're not letting it pass them by.
Holmes tags Andre Aquarius back in. Andre climbs to the top..
Freddy Whoa: Moonsault!
Zach Davis: NO! King gets the knees up!
King rolls away and tags in Steven Singh!
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Thievin' Steven!
Singh enters and takes Andre down with a Clothesline. Andre gets back to his feet, only to be taken down yet again. Back up once more and this time Singh hits a forearm before following up with a Snap Suplex into a pin attempt.
Kickout from Aquarius!
Zach Davis: What a match thus far!
Steven Singh lifts Andre up and throws him to the ropes. Andre comes back and Singh executes an Arm Drag before transitioning into an Arm Bar.
Freddy Whoa: Steven Singh grounds Andre Aquarius now.
Andre Aquarius yells out in pain, but not for long - Holmes and Beaver hit the ring and break it up. They lift Singh and go for a Double Suplex, but of course King and Sanchez hit the ring next. All six men brawl!
Zach Davis: We're back to how this match started - all out chaos!
Eventually the non legal men spill outside the ring, leaving Singh and Andre. Both are up and Singh is able to take him to the mat with a Double Leg Takedown. Singh stomps away at him before backing off and waiting for him to get up on his own.
Freddy Whoa: What does Singh have in store?
Once Andre is up Singh grapples him and hits a Half and Half Suplex! Singh pins him!
No!, another kickout. Singh waits for Andre to get up yet again...
Freddy Whoa: Singh runs... #PEPEKICK FROM ANDRE OUTTA NOWHERE!
Andre lands on top of Singh!
Zach Davis: Yet another nearfall!
Singh rolls away and tags in Sanchez; Andre tags in Holmes!
Freddy Whoa: We're right back where we started, Jared Holmes one on one with David Sanchez!
The two meet in the middle of the ring and yet again begin to brawl! Jared Holmes gets the upper hand and throws Sanchez to the ropes. Sanchez comes back -
Zach Davis: MEDUSA'S TOUCH!
NO!, Holmes ducks it!
Freddy Whoa: CLICHE KICK!
NO!, Sanchez catches Holmes' foot, spins him around..
Zach Davis: DIRTY EPIC DRIVER!
Sanchez throws his body onto the WCF World Champion.
NO!, broken up by Beaver!
Freddy Whoa: Dustin Beaver doing everything he can to make sure the #DAGRIDDICKGANG stays in this!
Sanchez runs at Beaver and hits the MEDUSA'S TOUCH!, sending the Beavs flying out of the ring. He turns back to Holmes..
Zach Davis: CLICHE KICK! IT HITS!
Wasting no time, Holmes pulls Sanchez in.
Freddy Whoa: DOLPHIN DRIVER!
INTO THE PIN!
Zach Davis: NO! NO! SANCHEZ KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: WWHOOAA!
Holmes is incredulous!
Zach Davis: #DRG has been put through hell in this match, the entire first portion was him getting beaten down - and he just kicked out of the most dangerous wrestling finisher in WCF today!
Beaver grabs the World Title and slides it in to Jared Holmes. Andre Aquarius fakes trying to get into the match to distract the ref as Holmes measures up Sanchez.
Freddy Whoa: Thievin' Steven is going to have to find another nickname, because #DRG is about to steal this one!
Speak of the devil, Steven Singh is in, he runs at Holmes to cut him off! - but no, Holmes is able to duck away from Steven's Clothesline attempt. He smashes Steven in the face with the World Title!
Zach Davis: The referee saw it! This one is over!
The ref calls for the bell.
Freddy Whoa: Good job, you idiots!, you just got yourselves disqualified!
Freddy Whoa: Jared Holmes just popped Steven Singh right in the mouth with The World Title and #DRG has been eliminated from The Trios Cup! Everest moves on to the semi-finals!
Zach Davis: Holmes was doing him a favor, that's as close as his banned-from-competing-for-it curry breath will ever get to the World Title!
Ethan King with a pele kick to Andre Aquarius sending him to the outside as Dustin Beaver comes flying into the ring with rights and lefts on King. Beaver stumbles him back toward the turnbuckle but by this time David Sanchez has recovered and delivers a clubbing lariat to the back of Beaver's head.
Zach Davis: Colombian Necktie! Beaver is down! Sanchez and King are putting the boot to him and Singh is making his way back to his feet as well!
Freddy Whoa: Andre is up on the outside next to The World Champ as Sanchez grabs Beaver and sets him up....Oh no...
Zach Davis: Beaver with his head between Sanchez' legs with Ethan and Steven on either other side; they're setting up for that spiked piledriver, The End of The World! The move that ended the career of Joey Flash!
On the outside, Andre and Jared take a step toward the ring as Sanchez smiles wide and gives the "come on!" gesture to Holmes.
Freddy Whoa: Get in there! Save the Beave!
Andre Aquarius lunges forward to save his tag partner but Jared grabs him by the arm, stopping him. Jared shifts the WCF World Heavyweight Title on his shoulder and then signals Andre to follow him up the ramp as the crowd showers them in boos.
Zach Davis: You cowards! Get in there and save your partner!
Jared turns and begins up the ramp as Andre looks at the already unconscious Dustin Beaver in the ring, surrounded by Everest. Prince Lightskin hesitates, knowing it would be three on one as Holmes walks away and...
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOO!
Freddy Whoa: Andre Aquarius follows Jared Holmes up the ramp! The two members of #DRG and #BeachKrew have deserted their partner! This is terrible! This is despicable! This is...
Sanchez hoists Beaver's body upside down and holds him there in the air, allowing the blood to pool in his head while smiling at the champion retreating up the ramp. Singh with the right leg, King with the right and in perfect unison....
Freddy Whoa: THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD! WHOAMYGAWD! THEY JUST BROKE THE DAM BEAVER! HE IS NOT MOVING!
The three men from Everest pop back up and the crowd is in a stunned silence. The three men stand over Dustin Beaver for a moment, admiring their own handiwork with three sick, smiling faces. Their "Battle Without Honor/Touch Us Remix" blasts suddenly over the speakers and the crowd snaps back to life screaming their disapproval at the three Everest associates smugly exiting the ring.
Zach Davis: Everest has moved onto the semi-finals of the Trios Cup and Jared Holmes has proven himself a coward again and Dustin Beaver....Dustin Beaver is...
Freddy Whoa: Dustin Beaver is still not moving, Zach. Can we get some goddamn help out here? Let's go to commercial.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
The Diamond Dogs vs The Three Kings
FPV/CJ Phoenix/Damian Kaine vs Kevin Bishop/Gravedigger/Jayson Price
The lights dim to a blood red, as glitchy electronic noises fill the arena. Many suspect that "Ghosts n' Stuff" is about to play...until instead they get a snippet of multiple songs. First "You Know My Name," then "Mountain Song," "Ghosts 'n Stuff, "The Scott Pilgrim Anthem," and finally "Professional Griefers." This snippets play seemingly at random until all sound stops, and the lights go off completely, until three words pop up on the titantron, in big white letters.
"FRANK PATRICK VENABLE"
The crowd explodes in applause as "True North" hits the P.A and Frank Patrick Venable finally makes his entrance, dressed in a dark red hoodie and wrestling tights, ready for a fight. He runs down to the ring at an almost inhumane speed, sliding into the ring from underneath the bottom rope. He panders to the always appreciative crowd before removing his hoodie and entering his corner, waiting for the bell.
"Re-education Through Labor" begins to play as the cameras pan through the crowd. Then, 13 seconds into the song, Phoenix runs out onto the stage as the beat drops. He stretches his arms out as he looks at the crowd before running down the ramp with his arms stretched out and flames following him on each side until he reaches the end of the ramp. He slides into the ring and runs up one of the turnbuckles. He then does a cross sign with his hands before pointing upward and hopping off the turnbuckle into the ring.
"I Started a Joke" by the Becky Hanson/ "Sucker for Pain" by various artists.
Every bit of illuminating technology goes out in the arena as the crowd falls dead silent. Becky Hanson's version of "I started a Joke" echoes throughout the arena.
"I started a joke....
That started the whole world crying....
But I couldn't see....
That the joke was on me...."
The silence creeps in again as the music cuts, and then...
"I torture you-oo-oo-oo"
Damian Kaine walks out onto the stage with his hood up. He stands straight and still at the top of the ramp.
"Take my hand through the flames.
I torture you-oo-oo-oo.
I'm a slave to your games. (I'm just a sucker for pain.)
I wanna chain you up. I wanna tie you down...
I'm just a sucker for pain!"
As the bass drops, Damian throws his hood off and the crowd pops. He walks down the ramp, high-fiving fans. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and climbs into his corner.
The lights in the arena go black and a hush falls upon the fans when the tron lights up pure white. “Unholy Confessions” by Avenged Sevenfold blares over head and white strobes beam down on a group of people in black hoods and Plague doctor masks, as the lights beam down on them, the move away to reveal The Plague Kevin Bishop holding out his arms taking in the roar of the crowd. He wears his black studded leather vest and his hair drips wet as he shakes his head to the music. Kevin applies his wrist tape as he makes his way down the ramp with the fans reaching out to him. Towards the end of the ramp Kevin runs to the ring and slides in. He stands in the middle of the ring for a second with a grin on his face as he takes in the roaring of the crowd. Finally he lifts his arms and a barrage of sparks rain down onto him and the ring. He makes his way to the far corner and awaits his opponent.
All of the lights in the arena drop as the crowd silences with anticipation. Moments pass before "Explosia" by Gojira hits the arena speakers at a near deafening volume. The crowd lets loose with boos as a lone spotlight comes on and shines on the stage. Jayson Price walks out from the back to near nuclear heat from from the crowd, a grin on his face. He waves the crowd on from the top of the ramp, trying to get them to be louder. He then starts down the ramp, avoiding the grubby and dirty hands of the few fans that try to show him love, before stopping to knock the phone out of the hands of a fan trying to take a selfie. After laughing at the fan, he'll steal a beer, enjoy it in front of the unlucky fan and then throw the empty cup in their face before rolling under the bottom rope and popping up to his feet. He heads over to the corner and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle as he waits for the match to start.
The lights go out. They stay off for about 15 seconds or so before "Change" by Deftones starts playing throughout the arena. A spotlight hits the entranceway and Gravedigger emerges from the back with a pair of MS-13 bikers in tow. He throws his arms out and yells out with a look of rage on his face. The crowd drowns the Legend in boos and his face quickly turns into a smirk as he looks out at the crowd before finally focusing in on the ring.
Gravedigger starts slowly walking down the ring, the air still thick with boos as the smirk is etched on his hardened face. As the trio reaches the ringside area, the two bikers walk off to one side as Gravedigger jogs up the nearby ring steps. He steps in between the top and middle rope and bounces into the ring. He walks around the ring looking out at the crowd before finally stopping at one of the turnbuckles. He stands on the middle pad and smirks out at the crowd as they continue to rain boos down upon him.
Zach Davis: One of these teams will be going on to face either Pantheon or Zero Tolerance! Who is it gonna be?!
FPV starts the match, as does Gravedigger.
Freddy Whoa: FPV is a man that respects history, and for him to be across the ring from a WCF legend like Gravedigger? You've gotta think this means a lot to him. But above that, he's a man that wants a rematch for his World Title. He's a man that wants to win.
The two men approach in the middle of the ring and tie up.
Zach Davis: Big fight feel here in Mexico!
Crowd: LET'S GO GRAVEDIGGER!
Crowd: LET'S GO GRAVEDIGGER!
FPV gains the upper hand and puts Gravedigger into a headlock. Gravedigger shoves him off into the ropes, and as he comes back Gravedigger drops him with a Shoulder Block. FPV stumbles up and Gravedigger takes him back down with a Neckbreaker. He goes for the pin.
Freddy Whoa: Kickout!
Zach Davis: We talk about this a lot, but Gravedigger knew he wasn't going to get a pin there... But he also knows he's in the ring with a World Title class athlete, and anything he can do to make FPV spend energy, he's gonna do it.
Gravedigger immediately transitions into a Sleeper.
Freddy Whoa: The crowd now firmly on the side of Mr. FPV!
Indeed, the crowd cheers as FPV works his way to his feet. FPV jabs Gravedigger in the stomach several times before escaping, hitting the ropes and taking Gravedigger down with a Clothesline. Gravedigger stumbles away and tags in Kevin Bishop.
Zach Davis: Oh boy.
The former leader of the Brotherhood enters the ring and eyes FPV. FPV nods to Bishop, the two nod, they circle each other and tie up.
Freddy Whoa: Don't forget, Zach, FPV didn't just join forces with Kevin Bishop. Kevin Bishop DEFEATED FPV to make him join the Brotherhood. They eventually joined forces as a real unit, but the beginnings weren't so amicable.
FPV gets the upper hand now and puts Bishop into the headlock. Bishop pushes FPV off, FPV goes into the ropes and then takes Bishop down with a Clothesline. Bishop gets back up and FPV rushes him - Bishop catches him in an Exploder Suplex!
Zach Davis: OOF!
Bishop scurries over and goes for the pin.
No!, kickout from FPV.
Freddy Whoa: Ever since joining WCF, Kevin Bishop has been marked for greatness. He's had amazing Title runs, and associates himself with greats such as FPV and Gravedigger. It makes you wonder why he'd let his name be listed next to Jayson Price's, but still.
Zach Davis: Did Seth Lerch pay you to say that?
Freddy Whoa: Yep!
Bishop lifts FPV to his feet and shoves him into a neutral corner. He hits a knife edge chop.
Bishop then presses himself into FPV and whips him across the ring to the other neutral corner. He runs at him and Clotheslines him into it. He whips FPV again - NO!, FPV reverses it and sends Bishop into the corner instead! Bishop stumbles out of it, into a Hip Toss from FPV. Bishop sits up and FPV hits him with a Dropkick! He goes for a pin.
Zach Davis: Few tournaments in WCF have the same stakes and prestiege as the WCF Trios Cup Tournament, and both of these men want it.
FPV tags in CJ Phoenix. Phoenix grapples Bishop from behind and executes a German Suplex! Bishop holds his neck in pain but gets back to his feet, eager to make a tag. CJ Phoenix runs at him and hits a Facebuster. He then hits the ropes and executes a Lionsault!
Freddy Whoa: Bishop gets the knees up!
Phoenix crashes into then as Bishop rolls away and tags in Jayson Price.
Zach Davis: Did Seth pay you to say anything else negative about Price?
Freddy Whoa: No, but he did pay me to say something bad about Torture if I could work it in. I haven't gotten to until now so I'll just do it here, Torture sucks and pushing him was Seth's biggest mistake, with signing Jayson Price being the second biggest.
Zach Davis: Whoa.
Jayson Price comes in and motions for Phoenix to bring it. He runs at him but Price catches him and executes a Release Belly to Belly Suplex. Price gets to his feet, as does Phoenix, and Price kicks him in the gut and hooks him for a Snap DDT!, but no, Phoenix switches behind Price and executes a German Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: Phoenix plants Price!, huge Suplex!
CJ Phoenix gets back to his feet and runs at Price, hitting a Sliding Dropkick. He quickly locks Price into the Camel Clutch.
Zach Davis: Submission applied now.
Phoenix cranks in the hold, but Price works his way up and rams himself backwards, crushing Phoenix into the turnbuckle and releasing it. Phoenix gets back up and Price takes him down with an Atomic Drop. Price steps back...
Freddy Whoa: PRICE CHECK!
No!, ducked by Phoenix, and he dives and tags in Damian Kaine.
Zach Davis: Here comes yet another former Brotherhood member!
Kaine takes Price down with a Clothesline. Price gets back up and eats a few forearm shots from Kaine before Kaine takes him down with a Reverse STO. He then hits the ropes and hits Price with a Hurricanrana!, right into the pin!
No!, kickout from Price.
Freddy Whoa: Whatever I've said about him - he IS a former WCF World Champion. He won't stay down for just anything.
Damian Kaine is hyped up as he goes for his kick.
Zach Davis: GUNPOWDER TREASON!
NO!, Price ducks it and hits his own Superkick.
Freddy Whoa: PRICE CHECK!
Kaine is sent sprawling and tags FPV back in. Price tags in Gravedigger.
Zach Davis: Gravedigger and FPV back in the ring!
Gravedigger runs at FPV and takes him down with a Clothesline. FPV gets back up and Gravedigger takes him to the mat with a Russian Legsweep.
Freddy Whoa: Another pin.
No, another kickout.
Zach Davis: Two legends right here, Freddy.
Gravedigger waits for FPV to stumble up, he's got him hooked.
Freddy Whoa: RESPECTO! RIGHT HERE IN MEXICO!
The Mexican fans boo the former Hector Rodriguez and Gravedigger takes a few moments to savor it - but FPV is able to elbow his way free! Gravedigger turns to Frankie-
Gravedigger flies backwards and tags in Bishop. Bishop enters the ring as Frankie fires off another Superkick!, but no, Bishop sees it coming and ducks. Bishop throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle, and Kaine tags himself in.
Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop and Damian Kaine, going at it right here on Slam!
They trade fists before Kaine gets the upper hand and throws Bishop into the ropes! The former People's Champion comes back and Kaine drops him with a Pele Kick.
Freddy Whoa: PELE! He's going to end this!
Kaine climbs to the top...
Zach Davis: LETHAL INJECTION!, otherwise known as the Red Arrow!
NO! Bishop rolls away! Bishop runs to the ropes-
Freddy Whoa: BLACK DEATH!
Bishop pins him, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: The Three Kings take it!
The bell sounds as Bishop gets to his feet. He gets his arm raised as Gravedigger and Price join him in the ring, slapping his back in congratulations.
Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop has already proven himself one of the top men in the wrestling industry, but he's once again reminding us here in the WCF why he's possibly the top man in our company, too.
The Three Kings celebrate as the Diamond Dogs regroup on the outside.
Trios Cup Tournament Match
Zero Tolerance vs Pantheon
Crazy J/Vinnie Jones/Jaymz vs Corey Black/John Rabid/Andre Holmes
Mexico City of Mexico is live tonight for yet another action packed main event between two destined rival stables. The Mexico City Arena will be in for a treat as Zero Tolerance faces off against Pantheon in the main event of the second round of the 2017 WCF Trios Cup Tournament. The cameras turn back over to Freddy Whoa and Zach Davis ready to call the action for the main event!
Freddy Whoa: Ladies and Gentlemen! We’ve come to the main event of Sunday Night Slam featuring a match with a lot of history and heat behind it. In this main event, we have WCF Internet Champion, Crazy J, Vinnie Jones and current WCF Alpha Champion Jaymz coming together representing Zero Tolerance!
Zach Davis: But remember that their opponents are people they still haven’t beaten in the ring. Zero Tolerance is facing off against the current WCF Hardcore Champion, Andre Holmes. The current WCF Television Champion, John Rabid and “The King of All Wrestlers” Corey Black better known as Pantheon!
Freddy Whoa: The history behind these groups is completely one sided. It all started when Pantheon made their return threatening the championship reigns of Zero Tolerance. The two groups battled together at Hellmination which resulted in Pantheon scoring the victory until they defeated Zero Tolerance at ONE to gain the WCF Trios Championships!
Zach Davis: And on a more individual level, Andre Holmes defeated Crazy J for the WCF Hardcore Champion and Crazy J returned the favor to Pantheon by winning the WCF Internet Championship. It’s a back and forth spiral between these two and when I say they hate each other, take my word for it. These men would kill each other if they had the chance.
Freddy Whoa: Well, we’ve already had the match introductions and the entrances. We’re ready to get the match started.
Zach Davis: Right! It’s John Rabid and Vinnie Jones starting off for their respective teams! This is it ladies and gentlemen! The second round of the 2017 WCF Trios Cup Tournament is about to come to an end as Pantheon and Zero Tolerance go at each other! Here we go!
Ding Ding Ding!
Vinnie and John both leave their corners simultaneously and start circling the ring. The two men keep their distance figuring out a game plan in their heads. When they meet inside the center of the ring, they lock up in a traditional collar and elbow tie up. Vinnie sets the pace with his advantage in height/weight so he powers John all the way back into an unoccupied corner. Hands brushed against his face, the referee starts the count!
Vinnie throws his right arm in an attempted clothesline but Rabid ducks under it. He turns around and unleashes a flurry of Forearm Shots into his jaw which stuns him a little. Running back into the ropes, Vinnie explode to try and catch Rabid off the rebound but the thrown clothesline pulls no success. Once the same rebound is made again, Vinnie is floored by a Running Dropkick!
Freddy Whoa: Great Running Dropkick by John Rabid! If you notice both teams, Zero Tolerance are the more heavier and stronger athletes while Pantheon houses the agile Cruiserweights. It’s a battle of brute strength versus tactical agility but let’s see which team pulls i off in working together more!
Once Vinnie hits the canvas, he manages to get back up on his feet. John quickly locks his head in a Muay Thai clinch before unloading knees into his chin while Jones is on his knees. Stumbling him, he drags him over to the corner where the tag is made by Andre Holmes!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Hopping over the top rope, Andre gets inside the ring and John stands side by side with him. Both men spin around landing a double Spinning Back Kick which keeps Vinnie Jones bent over. Running to the ropes behind them then rebound back into the bent over Zero Tolerance member, they snap to their backs and Double Basement Dropkick him on both side of his head!
Zach Davis: Double Spinning Back Kick followed by the Double Basement Dropkick doing their best to keep Vinnie Jones out of the picture early in the match!
As John Rabid gets back on the apron taking Andre’s place, Holmes goes on top of Vinnie Jones hooking the right leg for the pin attempt!
No! The kickout and pure strength throws Andre in the air to land on his feet. He notices Vinnie getting back on his feet and quickly dives into his personal space. With a boxing combination of two left jabs followed by an overhead right, it stuns him enough for Andre to nail his temple with a Spinning Back Fist then finish the Kickboxing combination with a left Roundhouse Kick to the head!
Andre notices the last kick rocked his opponent. He decides to take the high flying route so he runs back into the ropes behind him but Crazy J nails him with a forearm that catches his attention!
Zach Davis: You have to keep eyes in the back of your head especially when facing off against Zero Tolerance. They can come out you from anywhere and are not afraid to play dirty!
Andre argues with Crazy J who is shrugging his shoulders and the referee is trying to stop this from getting out of hand. Out of nowhere, Andre nails Crazy J with a Roundhouse Kick into his kicking him off the apron to ringside. However, the moment the Hardcore Champion turns around, Vinnie reaches the arm around his waist to pick him up at his side then floor him with a Sidewalk Slam!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Corey and John are doing their best to encourage Andre to fight back but the Cruiserweight Hardcore Champion is currently getting mounted. He covers his face with his forearms as he’s getting Ground and Pounded with fists slamming down on them. Once Vinnie gets off, he helps Holmes back up to his feet then whips him into Zero Tolerance’s corner.
Freddy Whoa: That is not where Andre Holmes wants to be! He’s at the worst disadvantage especially caught in between Crazy J and Jaymz!
Andre’s back is slammed against the turnbuckles and of course, the Zero Tolerance members on the apron doesn’t hesitate to hold him by each arm. The referee doesn’t see it due to Corey and John trying to get in which forces him to regulate them. Vinnie takes the open opportunity by crushing the Hardcore Champion in the chest with a Running Short Arm Clothesline!
Zach Davis: Look referee! Pay attention to the crap Zero Tolerance is doing instead of trying to be a referee on Pantheon!
Tag! Vinnie slams Crazy J on the hand following both men to pile on Andre with kicks into his ribs. They sit him down until Vinnie helps him back up to his feet. With a good whip, he is launches into Crazy J who shoves his right shoulder into his ribs, scoops him off the mat before turning over onto his knees to slam him down with a Twisting Spinebuster!
Freddy Whoa: Twisting Spinebuster by Crazy J and here is the pin attempt!
No! Andre kicks out and keeps a shoulder up as well. Crazy J gets off his feet and grabs Andre by the head before helping him back up to his feet. Holmes breaks the hold off of his head and nails Crazy J in the chin with back to back punches in his Boxing combination! He goes again for the ropes behind him until Crazy J illegally holds onto his underwear then pulls him back to lift him on the shoulder and drop him on the back of the head with a Belly to Back Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: Belly to Back Suplex by the 325 pounder! Andre nearly got his spine broken as he folded into half and here comes Crazy J with the pin attempt again!
Nope! He kicks out again and Crazy is getting pissed. What does he go for? A simple Surfboard! Pushing the knee against his back, arms pulled behind him, the Relentless athlete finds himself in a lot of trouble. He denies the chance to quit and even curses the referee off; Corey and Rabid have their hands stuck out trying to get the tag in!
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Andre nods his head to the chants of the crowd. Crazy J’s arms start shaking as he sees his opponent finding the strength. Gaining balance on the crowd, Holmes’ starts pushing off the mat where he stands back on his feet. He breaks the hold off of him, leaps backwards off the mat and clocks Crazy J on the top of his head with a Pele Kick!
Zach Davis: Pele Kick! The Pele Kick changing the game and Crazy J is stunned! Andre Holmes is looking to make the tag!
Out of desperation, Jaymz and Vinnie Jones get inside the ring and charge all the way past Holmes/J over to John and Corey. Unfortunately for Zero Tolerance, Pantheon already saw them coming so they drop down pulling over the top rope sending both men crashing to ringside. Just in the nick of time, Andre makes the tag by leaping over to Corey Black!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COREY! COREY! COREY! COREY!
Freddy Whoa: The tag is made! Corey Black is in the ring and look out Johnny Rabid!
Andre rolls under the bottom rope while Corey Black gets inside the ring. On the top rope, Johnny measures both Jaymz and Vinnie Jones standing up at ringside so he leaps from the top rope into a Diving Crossbody taking them both out! Inside the ring, Corey is working Crazy J with a series of combined Elbow Shots and Leg Kicks until finishing the combination with a Leaping Enziguri Kick!
Freddy Whoa: They don’t call him the King for nothing! Crazy J just got clocked with an Enzuigiri Kick and here comes John Rabid to help!
Damn right! The kick clocked him in the head so hard that he had to bend over to deal with the pain. Corey sees Rabid nodding his head so John charges into Rabid and leaps up to be held by Corey in a Back Suplex position. He drops Rabid on the back of Crazy J’s head thus helping him with the Fameasser!
Crazy J is still the legal man and inside the ring both Corey and John get back up on their feet only to see Jaymz stepping over the top rope. The two men stand side by side looking at this 7’3 Monster before them. Jaymz feels no fear and is waving his hands, gesturing them to try their luck. Surprisingly, both Pantheon members charge at the same time to be turned inside out by the Zero Tolerance Giant giving them a Double Clothesline!
Zach Davis: Now this is where the tide of the match shall change! Jaymz plays a huge role with his size being the huge advantage against Pantheon! What the hell can they do against such monstrosity?
Jaymz latches his hands around their throats while they are on their backs and with heavy strength, he takes them off the mat to their feet. Corey and John are struggling to get out of the grip but what can you do? When they get lifted up, Andre Holmes is seen jumping on the top rope then Springboarding across the ring to Missile Dropkick Jaymz in the back of his head!
Both John and Corey are released from the hold as the seven foot monster is rocked from the blow to his neck. They all nod at each other and come together. Corey Black quickly lands a Superkick into Jaymz’s chin turning him into Johnny Rabid who leaps up to wrap his hands around the back of his head. Putting his knees up, he lands a sick Codebreaker dropping him onto his right knee; Finishing the sequence, Andre takes a few steps back and lands him down with a Tornado Kick!
Zach Davis: Jaymz is on his knees! Jaymz is on his knees! All three members of Pantheon are ready to put him out of his misery!
They all backup from one another and create some distance. Circling him in a triangular motion, they charge at the seven foot monster on his knees. At the same time, John delivers the Shining Wizard, Corey Black with a Superkick and Andre Holmes a Yakuza Kick into his head which causes him to flail into the referee, knocking him down. Jaymz is then forced to roll out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: My GOD! WHAT A SERIES OF KICKS PUTTING HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!
All three men still witness Crazy J trying to get up in the corner and they have an idea. Andre backs up into the opposing corner, John gets outside the ropes with Corey tagging him in. As John is the legal man, Corey and him line up on the apron cornering Crazy J. All three men explode from the turnbuckles charging into Crazy J. He eats a Yakuza Kick from Holmes’, a Gamengiri from Johnny Rabid and a Leaping Knee Strike to the back of his head!
Zach Davis: X MARKS THE KICK! X MARKS THE KICK!
Noticing that Vinnie Jones is outside the ring and still able to stand, Corey opens the bottom and middle rope. There Andre dives through them to Spear Vinnie in the chest and down to ringside performing his trademark move, “Heat Seeking Missile”. Rabid is already on the top and he leaps off performing a Corkscrew into a 450 flip. He lands on top of him with the legendary Phoenix Splash! Another ref has entered the match!
Freddy Whoa: THE PHOENIX SPLASH FROM JOHN RABID ON TOP OF CRAZY J! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Ding Ding Ding!
Kyle grabs the mic
Kyle Steel: Your winners... ZERO TOLERANCE!!
The crowd buzzes, confused.
Zach Davis: Wait.. what?
A replay plays on the Jumbotron: while the new ref counted Rabid's pin, Jaymz had managed to will himself back into the ring and hit the SILENCE Chokeslam on Corey Black, pinning him... and getting a three count.
Freddy Whoa: Uh oh... CONTROVERSY!
Both the refs are now arguing with each other, with members of both Pantheon and Zero Tolerance about to come to blows as they argue too.
Zach Davis: Alright, come on, only one man can settle this.
Indeed, Master of Puppets hits! Seth steps out from the back.
Seth Lerch: Well, well, well, what do we have here? This is the Trios Cup Tournament, damnit, there will be no controversy!
The crowd laughs. It might even be a laugh track.
Seth Lerch: We're almost out of time, so there won't be some kind of sudden death situation this week. Instead, next week's tournament match will be a nine man elimination tag! Pantheon versus Zero Tolerance vs The Three Kings!
The crowd pops! Neither Pantheon nor Zero Tolerance are too pleased at this development, however.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: That match is going to be insane! Hell, THIS match was already insane, I can't even imagine....
Slam fades to black as Master of Puppets hits and Seth watches the turmoil in the ring with glee.