Till Death Do Us Part Intro
The WCF logo appears and drips down in blood.. Civil Twilights' Left Out begins to play through the speakers inside the sold out arena in Charlotte, North Carolina and the crowd goes wild! The video continues playing as the song slows down into slowmotion.. and now we see Troy and Gravedigger having a staredown with Tank and Jay Price, and the crowd responds to the next quick flashing of Ana Valentine taunting that the title is hers, then Doc Henry raises his arms in the air from a previous Slam. Then Brad Kane is shown on the screen in a cool video they must have shot earlier in the week.. Brad is with a super close up of just his face and he says "I'm the Champion.. and tonight, I walk out as the Champion." The crowd cheers, then cheers even louder when Johnny Reb has his super closeup and smiles and then looks back at the camera and says "Title's comin' back home to the Southern Boy". The crowd pops MAASSIVVEE for Reb when his faces fades out and Torture's face fades in on the video screen and Torture in a very serious face speaks.."Tonight.. is MY night." The crowd BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS so loud then his face fades out and Days' face fades in and the crowd GOES CRAAAYYYZEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY. Day smiles and speaks "Heh.. tonight... I defeat Torture.." and the crowd pops even bigger as we cut through a bunch of finishers being hit over hte past few months from guys like Anthony Royal, Shane Borderland, Jay Williams, Brad Kane, Ana Valentine, Troy Malenko, Jay Price, then D-Day then Torture, then we cut to a screen where we see over twenty of WCF's superstars faces (think a brady bunch box-screen) and all at the same time, in their respective voice, the superstars say "It ends.. tonight!". With that the video ends and we cut to the live crowd in the arena as they go crazy..
Fireworks shoot off the stage, from the rafters to hte jumbotron the ring posts shoot off fireworks and Civil Twilight plays out over the speakers as loud as it can be and we cut to a screen display telling us we're live on Pay Per View and we cut to the hosts of Wrestling Championship Federation, Zach Davis and Hall of Famer Bobby Cairo!
Zach Davis: WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO ONE OF THE BIGGEST NIGHTS IN WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP FEDERATION! I CAN NOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN THE MATCHES, THE BATTLES AND YES NO PUN INTENDED WE HAVE A WAR TONIGHT! IM ZACH ATTACK DAVIS AND YOU KNOW WHOSE ALWAYS WITH ME IT'S MY FRIEND AND YOURS BOBBY CAIRO!
Bobby Cairo: ITS SO LOUD IN HERE ZACH... I LOVE THIS PLACE! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!
Crowd is now chanting "WCF! WCF! WCF! WCF! WCF! WCF! WCF! WCF!"
Zach Davis: WE HAVE TITLES ON THE LINE, A STRAP MATCH, A FOUR WAY MATCH, AN ELIMINATION MATCH IN WHICH DONALD GOD DAMN DERUTY GETS HIS HANDS ON TORTURE ONE MORE TIME!
Bobby Cairo: AND WE CAN OHHHHH-
The crowd stops their chant as the LOUD ass motherfucking firework explodes the stage.. all the lights shut off and the jumbotron flashes PURE white lights as if it's a MAJOR fucking lightbulb.
Zach Davis: What the HELL is going on?!
This displays on the jumbotron..
Bobby Cairo: What the hell does that mean?
Zach Davis: There's static in my headset..
The lights come back on and the image is gone and the lights and spotlights come back on and the music is back on and the crowd is just wondering what the hell happened.
Zach Davis: Well tonight.. is kicking off with a BANG.. literally!
Bobby Cairo: And it can only get better.. For instance, tonight we have a great mat ..
Ace Watson vs Roy Speede vs Shulmanu vs Chloe Barnes
“Rusty Halo” by The Script begins to play as Ace Watson comes out on stage, wearing his trademark sleeveless black jacket and black trunks.
Bobby Cairo: ..DAMN IT IM CUT OFF AGAIN!
Kyle Steel: “The following is a four way match scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Norwich, England, Ace Watson!”
He begins taunting the crowd as he walks to the ring, and climbs into the ring and up to the top rope. He spreads his arms wide, taunting the crowd.
Zach Davis: “Ladies and gentlemen, Ace Watson is coming into this match looking to make a major impact.”
Bobby Cairo: “Folks, Ace Watson has had a tough couple of weeks, and is looking to get on a winning note after a double count-out against Troy Malenko last week.
The lights in the arena go out. Several seconds later, the jumbo-tron begins to glow, and the image of Chloe Barnes shows on the screen. Chloe comes out on stage as “Hey Hey” by Superchick begins blaring through the speakers, wearing her custom cargo pants, orange spaghetti strap top, and a veil over her face.
Kyle Steel: “And his opponent, from Baltimore, Maryland, ‘The Beautiful Storm’, Chloe Barnes!”
The lights come back on, and Chloe begins walking down toward the ring, sneering at fans that get to close to her, and making the occasional taunt. She climbs into the ring, she does her signature taunt, and then removes the veil.
Bobby Cairo: “Well folks, Chloe Barnes may look like just another hottie, but she has some serious in-ring talent. She’s been on a roll lately, and picked up a win over Dante Reigns last week on Slam.”
GWAR’s “Bring Back the Bomb” plays through the arena sound system as Shulmanu comes out to the entrance ramp. He crouches down and screams at the audience as fire jets up around him.
Kyle Steel: “And their opponent, standing at over seven feet, from the Netherworld, Shulmanu!”
Shulmanu walks down the ramp with an extreme intensity, often yelling at the audience and threatening people. When he gets to the ring, he hops up onto the ring apron and raises his hands up in the “goat horns” symbol. He then ducks into the ring, holds his arms out at his sides with his hands in fists, and screams out at the audience again.
Zach Davis: “Shulmanu certainly has had an interesting last several weeks, folks. Last week, he lost the Hardcore Championship to Anthony Royal in a triple threat match also featuring John Thomas. He’s gonna be looking to dish out some pain to relieve his frustration here tonight, and I do not envy the other competitors in this one.”
‘Savior’ by Skillet begins to play through the speakers as Roy Speede steps out on stage. He crosses his arms in an X across his chest, with his right arm underneath his left, and his hands in his fists. He bows his head for several seconds, and his chin rests in the gap between his fists.
Kyle Steel: “And their opponent, from Richmond, Virginia, Roy Speede!”
Roy drops his left arm, and raises his right arm in the air, with his pointer, middle, and pinky fingers extended, and his ring finger and thumb tucked into his palm. His palm is facing the crowd. He drops his arm, and begins jogging to ringside, high-fiving fans as he goes, before climbing onto the apron, and then climbing the outside of the turnbuckle. He raises his left arm, with the same fingers extended as when he was on stage. He leaps from the turnbuckle into the ring.
Bobby Cairo: “The fourth competitor in our match is Roy Speede. This guy is still a mystery to me, Zach. He’s only been in two matches so far, and his performance has been acceptable, but not memorable.”
Zach Davis: “Well, he’s no slouch in the ring, but I’m not sure he’s championship material, either. He’s got his work cut out for him if he wants to win this.”
The referee signals for the bell to ring. DING! The match gets under way.
Speede, Barnes, and Watson try to start things off on a strong note, and all three charge at Shulmanu. Shulmanu catches Barnes and Speede by the heads, one head in each hand, and boots Watson in the face. He shoves Barnes to the side, and lifts Speede up for a quick chokeslam. Barnes springs back up, bounces off the ropes, and dropkicks Shulmanu in the back, with literally no effect to Shulmanu whatsoever. Shulmanu turns around as Barnes gets to her feet, grabs her by the hair, and throws her over the top rope and down to the floor below.
Zach Davis: “No surprise here, as Shulmanu is dominating the early portions of this match.”
Bobby Cairo: “Gees, Zach, you think? He’s a foot taller than everyone else in the match, and has at least two hundred pounds on each one of them.”
Watson staggers to his feet, as does Roy Speede. Shulmanu notices Ace first, and catches him with a big right hand to the jaw, sending him back to the floor. Chloe Barnes slides back into the ring at Shulmanu’s feet, and jams her fist into the back of Shulmanu’s left knee. He staggers, rebalances himself, and picks up Barnes by her hair. He throws her out to the floor again, and turns around to see Roy Speede at the top rope. He leaps, catches Shulmanu by the neck, and spins around as if attempting to hit a tornado DDT. Shulmanu sees it coming, and braces himself to drop Speede to the floor, but as Speede spins around, he kicks Shulmanu’s weakened left leg out from under him, allowing himself to plant Shulmanu’s head with the tornado DDT. Watson sees this happen, grabs Roy Speede by the trowsers, and throws him out of the ring, just as Chloe stands back up, right on top of her. Watson goes for the pin.
Shulmanu throws Watson at least five feet in the air, sits up, and catches Watson, before falling back into a sitting samoan drop.
Zach Davis: “An impressive showing by Shulmanu there; an amazing way to kick out of the pin.”
Bobby Cairo: “Indeed, but an impressive display of awareness by Watson to get rid of Speede and go for a pin.”
At this point, Speede is up to his feet outside the ring, and Barnes is up to one knee. Speede extends his arm as if offering to help Barnes up, but his arm is shoved away as Barnes gets herself to her feet. She shoves him, and he stumbles back into the ring steps. Inside the ring, Shulmanu is going for the pin on Ace Watson after a massive spinebuster, followed by a belly-to-back suplex.
Chloe Barnes dives springboard from the top rope, and smashes the back of Shulmanu’s head with her feet. His face hits the canvas, and he leaps up in rage. She rolls forward after the landing, springs up, and charges back at Shulmanu, only to be met by a boot to the face. Speede stands up, and drags Ace out to the floor, and stands him up. Ace goes to punch Speede, but Speede blocks the punch, and notions toward Shulmanu, who is applying a sleeper hold to Chloe mid-ring.
Bobby Cairo: “Shulmanu’s keeping it up, but it looks like Speede and Watson are plotting something.”
Zach Davis: “Yeah; I just hope it’s not too late. Shulmanu’s got that sleeper hold locked in tight.”
Speede and Watson slide into the ring beside one another, and lift Shulmanu off Barnes, who is completely flat on the ground, still nearly unconscious due to the sleeper hold she was put in not long earlier. Watson and Speede attempt to execute a double suplex on Shulmanu, but, unable to do so, settle for a double Angels Wings. They both get the same idea, and bounce off opposite ropes into a double clothesline. The referee, seeing no other option, begins his 10-count for a quadruple count-out.
Over the speakers, Nolan Walker’s music can be heard. He walks down to ringside, distracting the referee, while Speede rolls out to the floor, and reaches back under the bottom rope to drag Shulmanu out with him. He reaches under the ring to take out a container of quick-dry cement and some masking tape. With Shulmanu still unconscious, Watson and Barnes start brawling in the middle of the ring. The referee is still distracted while Speede uses the quick-dry cement to glue the soles of Shulmanu’s boots to the ring steps. He then takes the Masking Tape and wraps the majority of the roll around Shulmanu’s massive legs.
Zach Davis: “What? What is Speede doing? Shouldn’t he be trying to win the match? Barnes and Watson are back awake in the ring!”
Bobby Cairo: ”He’s being smart, Zach. If Shulmanu can’t get up, he can’t win the match. He’s taking one of the biggest factors out of the equation.”
Speede hides his tools, gets back into the ring, and Walker begins walking to the back. Speede grabs Barnes by the hair, and throws her out of the ring onto the steel ring steps where Shulmanu is glued down. He turns around, and is met by a knee to the gut by Watson. Watson tries to lock in a full nelson and set up The Replay, but Speede reverses with a knee to Watson’s gut, hooks Watson’s arms, and hits a Speede of Sound.
Bobby Cairo: ”And Roy hits the Speede of Sound on Watson. He needs to hurry if he wants to get the pin, though. Barnes is back on her feet.”
Chloe gets back into the ring, and is met by a fist to the face from Speede. He grabs ahold of her legs, hooks her arms behind his own legs, archs his back, and... Speede of Light! Roy hits his trademark finisher! He goes for the pin on Barnes.
Zach Davis: Your winner is Speede! Wow! Shulmanu was close though, and he's really going to look for some payback now!
Bobby Cairo: ”Speede’s done it. He pulled off an incredible win here in our opening match. I can’t wait to see more of this young wrestler. Technically, Shulmanu didn't lose, so we'll see what's in store next week on Slam!
Ethan Frost vs Robby Knox vs Oblivion vs Shane Borderland(c)
The lights drop as a mix of "Run Rabbit Run" and "Lies in the name of God" begin to play....
"Huntin' humans? Ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared
little rabbits. 'Run rabbit, run.' Run, rabbit! Run, rabbit, RUN!"
Zach Davis: Sigh.. this stuff is just weird and .. well weird. :-/.
Run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. .
Zach Davis: Till Death Do Us Part, looks like we are getting visited with The Shadow Conspiracy
Run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. . .run. .
The thunderous combination of the guitars, bass, and drums explode through the arena's speakers.
I want to Invite you welcome you
To my hate to my scorn to myself
Saturate you infest you betray you
Run, run, rabbit, run away (run away)
Run, run, rabbit, run away (run away)
Let me get her, I know what to do
Let me get her, I know what to do
Stimulate you so eager for my lies
For my lies... Lies
Lies in the name of Go-o-o-odd-d!
Zach Davis: Here comes the newly formed team of Greenfever and Oblivion, known from this moment on as..... THE SHADOW CONSPIRACY!!!
The Time Warner Cable Arena explodes with cheers and some boos. Oblivion has it's arms extended outward, with it's index fingers pointing out. The Vixen are nearly undressed, as they come slithering out and slinks down the aisle, behind Oblivion and Greenfever. The Vixen are dressed with bra-like bikini tops, with very short skirts. They have glitter plastered everywhere. Their makeup is smeared, but maintained to be very attractive. The guitar solo begins, lazers flash throughout the arena. Thunder-like sounds rattle the arena, as lighting strike-like sounds shake the foundation of The Time Warner Cable Arena. The music continues to thrash as The Vixen are divided in two groups. As, one group are twirling around with the insanity of the music, while the other group, of The Vixen are thrashing with the music. Their energy has the Arena going completely crazy! Oblivion slowly stands up, with it's arms extended outward, spins around. As Greenfever continues to walk down the aisle. Greenfever flings his hair into the air, as blood splatters everywhere, getting on the fans. The Shadow Conspiracy, The Vixen, and The Gathering get to ringside. As Oblivion pops IT's neck, Oblivion holds IT's arms outward. Greenfever wipes the blood off his mouth. The Vixen rub their hands all over Oblivion's well sculpted and blood soaked abdominal muscles. A couple of girls begin to french kiss. The Gathering continues to slink around, tormenting the crowd, nearby. Greenfever walks around the ring. Both men proceeds to slide under the ring ropes and walks over to separate corners. The half naked women slide into the ring, in various sexual manners. Oblivion and Greenfever climb up to their second turnbuckles and raises their arms to an mostly cheering crowd. Oblivion and Greenfever jump down and they walk over to the center of the ring. The Gathering slithers away under the ring, with blood on their hands. Several thousand cameras flash throughout the arena, as Oblivion strikes a muscular pose, with The Vixen rubbing all over Oblivion. Greenfever just snarls, as blood drips onto the mat. All of the Vixen, begin to kiss. The Gathering peak, from under the ring, as they begin to snarl and bark, while white foam drips out of their mouths. Oblivion grabs for a mic....
Oblivion: All right!! All you meatsacks.... let me hear you screa-ea-ea-eamm-m-m-mm!!
The Arena erupts with mostly cheers, mixed in with a some boos!
Oblivion: We, The Shadow Conspiracy, thinks that the pay per view, is named appropriately.... TILL DEATH DO US PART!!!
The crowd cheers.
Oblivion: Greenfever and Oblivion, both agreed, it's about DAMN time, we call a truce! It's time we team up and.... TAKE OVER the tag team division!! We established The Shadow Conspiracy for total complete mayhem. Mark Markman, Oblivion wasn't lying!!
Bobby Cairo: ...more like manipulate.
Oblivion: Tonight, we are gonna paint this place red.
Oblivion runs over to a corner and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and shouts out....
Oblivion: Tonight, Oblivion will take back what's rightfully mine... THE WCF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!! And that monster....
Oblivion points over at Greenfever, who has a mic in HIS hand.
Oblivion: That monster, his name is Greenfever!!
There are cheers in the crowd mixed in with mostly boos.
Oblivion: Tonight he is gonna MURDER Anthony Royal and become the NEW-EW-EW WCF HARDCORE CHAMPION!! It begins with individual championships and we will end up with the Tag Team Championships!! Tonight...Frost, Jamaican Robbie or Joe Knox, or Jamaican Joe. Whatever you are calling yourself this time. Then you have the Television Champion, Shane Borderland.
The crowd boos!!
Oblivion: That's right! Shane Borderland!! You think for one little minescule second that I'm not gonna take advantage of your injuries, then you are in big trouble!! But, if it's true, that you are who you say you are, Bad Boy, you are not gonna stop fighting. Good, that's good. Keep that heart pumping. Let that beautiful blood flow. Cameraman bring in that camera closer. Wanna make sure Frost, Jamaican Joe and Borderland knows that THIS monster means business. Shane, not only are you gonna lose your dignity, but you are gonna loose a lot of blood and that precious championship!! You are gonna end up losing everything. Oblivion cannot stand you! You and that punk-ass attitude. Outta just completely take you out of the picture completely. Consider you three under notice. You three have been warned. Big man, have anything to add....
Greenfever: <just snarls.> Anthony Royal, your reality is about to end. Your silence is golden!! Run, little boy, run!! You are a laughable excuse of a champion! I will do humanity a favor and end your life!!
Greenfever hands the mic back to Oblivion...
Oblivion: Tonight, The Shadow Conspiracy becomes alive with violence. Unadulterated, carnal, animal-like violence. Tonight, I ask all you parents out there. When the Television championship match begins, that will perfect time to put the kids to bed. Although, I could be risking a lot, but tonight someone bleeds!! I prefer it to be Shane Borderland, but if all three end up choking on their own blood, that would be icing on the cake!! This will be beginning of The Shadow Conspiracy. We will reinvent the meaning of violence. Total disregard to human quality of life. We own this!! We are reality. We are YOUR reality and there is not a damn thing you can do about it!! With that... YOU CAN CH-....
Greenfever walks over to Oblivion.
Oblivion: We ARE The Shadow Conspiracy.... We steal your souls and destroy!!! WCF, there is nowhere to run...no where to hide!! There is a new nightmare in the WCF and that is...THE SHADOW CONSPIRACY!!!
The crowd explodes with cheers and boos.
Zach Davis: The Shadow Conspiracy are a scary team, no doubt. Besides single championships, this NEW team I'm sure, gunning for the WCF World Tag Team Championships!
Bobby Cairo: If I were Anthony Royal, Ethan Frost, Jamaican Joe, or even Shane Borderland... I wouldn't even bother showing up. These two mean business, scary business. they don't play! If Oblivion say there will be blood, then Zach, there WILL be blood. Oblivion's match is later on tonight.
Zach Davis: Well, it's been an eventful evening, so far.
Bobby Cairo: Our next match is about to begin. Ring announcer, Kyle Steel, is in the ring.
Kyle Steel: This next match is for one fall and it's for THE WCF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!
"Gangsta Boogie" by Gangsta Pat begins to play. Growls over the PA system...
Kyle Steel: From Seattle, Washington.. weighing in at 245 pounds.... The"X-DoGG" E-etha-ann-n Fro-o-oss-s-st!!
The "X-DoGG" Walks out bobbin his head and bouncing while he walks in time with the music towards ringside, tossing up his hands, and clapping. He throws a clap above his head, as the crowd gets into it. He climbs into the ring. X-Dogg hesitates a moment, slowly pulling his arms out to his sides at shoulder level palms up looking at the crowd smiling, he then pops 3 waist level x's. The turnbuckles explode with Gold pyrotechnics with each one.
Zach Davis: X-Dogg Ethan Frost looks in great condition.
Bobby Cairo: you have to be, to wrestle in THIS organization!
"I am the champion" by B.O.B begins to play. there is no movement coming from the entrace ramp area.
Zach Davis: Here, we go again. Here comes another newcomer, shoot off his mouth and he no shows, fantastic!!
The crowd begins to cheer.
Bobby Cairo: Here comes your boy now.
Kyle Steel: From Kingston, Jamiaca... weighing in at 298 pounds... Jamaican Joe-oe-oe!!
Jamaican Joe is walking through the crowd, slapping high fives to the fans.
Zach Davis: You can tell, from the beginning, who the fans will support. And my support will be with Joe, Jamaican Joe!!
LIES IN THE NAME OF GOD!!!
Zach Davis: Here comes the champ!
As the lights dim throughout the arena, red strobe lights start shining everywhere as the sound of "Miracle" by Nonpoint blairs through the arena. Shane Borderland comes out behind the curtain stops wen he reaches the top of the ramp and looks throughout the crowd.
Kyle Steel: Heading down the ramp. From San Diego, California... weighing in at 248 pounds, The WCF Television Champion...."Bad Boy" Sha-a-ane Bor-or-order-er-erla-a-and!!
He starts walking down the ramp loooking side to side at the crowd. He jumps up on the apron, goes through the middle rope and hops up onto the turnbuckle and extends his arms outward. He jumps down and hands the Television title over to Stanley Moser.
Zach Davis: WCF Senior referee, Stanley Moser, holds up the WCF Television Championship!
Bobby Cairo: That's what's on the line, tonight.
All four competitors circle the ring, when Oblivion charges at Jamaican Joe and tosses the big man into the corner.
Zach Davis: This match begins in a flurry, as Oblivion is pounding down on the former Robbie Knox, now refered to as Jamaican Joe! Shane Borderland hooks a collar and elbow tie up with Ethan Frost.
Bobby Cairo: Both, Frost and Borderland are basically physically even.
As Oblivion is slamming down heavy fists and boots down onto the crumpling body of Jamaican Joe, Shane Borderland and slammed Frost, to the mat with a body slam.
Zach Davis: X-Dogg arches his back up, showing immediate effect of that bodt slam.
Frost gets up quickly, as Borderland runs at him and knocks him down down with a clothesline.
Bobby Cairo: A second clothesline!
Zach Davis: A third clothesline, as amazingly Ethan Frost keeps bouncing back up and getting in the champion's face.
Bobby Cairo: Meanwhile in the corner, Stanley Moser is advising Oblivion to back up and give Joe a chance to get out of the corner.
Oblivion picks up Jamaican Joe and irsh whips him ino the corner, of the opposite end, of the ring.
Zach Davis: The big Jamacian hits the corner hard!!
Oblivion followed it up with a fierce running clothesline!
Bobby Cairo: Jamacian Joe slumps down with his head leaning against the turnbuckles.
Shane Borderland slap the face of Ethan Frost, when the TV Champion kicks Frost in his midpsection before...
The crowd: DDT!!!
Zach Davis: Quick cover!
Stanley Moser begins the count...
The corwd: On-
Bobby cairo: That was too early for a cover. but, we all know that it is smart to have your opponent waste their energy pushing off your opponent, over and over again.
Borderland puts Frost in a rear chinlock.
Zach Davis: As Borderland has his opponent neutralized, Oblivion sees Joe just leaning against the turnbuckles and start to charge....
Bobby Cairo: Oblivion just rammed his knee into the skull of Jamaican Joe, who is now almost unconscious on the mat. Oblivion goes for the count...
Stanley Moser leaps and starts the count....
The crowd: ONE!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THR....NO-O-O-O-O!!
Zach Davis: Shane Borderland just stopped Oblivion from winning the tv title!
Bobby Cairo: Ethan Frost just nailed the champion with a double sledgehammer fist, to the back, of the head.
Frost grabs Borderland and begins to headbutt the champ over and over again.
Zach Davis: Oblivion grabs Joe and tosses him into the ropes. Jamacian Joe bounces off the ropes and...
Zach Davis: High back body drop.
Oblivion drops a leg onto the Jamaican big man. Oblivion begins to take his dirty fingernails and dig them into the forehead of Jamaican Joe!
Bobby Cairo: Here we go, Oblivion said there will be blood. Not yet, Oblivion is working on it, as it ripping at the forehead and is pounding down on the head of Joe, with thunderous right fists!!
Frost grabs the champion and hit him with a snap suplex!
Zach Davis: Another snap suplex!
Bobby Cairo: Now, Oblivion is gnawwing at the head of Jamacian Joe, who is now screaming in pain!!
Oblivion spits out a hunk of flesh, from Joe's head!! Oblivion picks up his opponent and whips him into the ropes...
Zach Davis: Oblivion just nailed Jamaican Joe with a Black Hole.
The replay shows Oblivion Irish-whipping Joe into the ropes and Jamacian Joe bouncing off the ropes, as Oblivion grabs the legs of Joe, spins him around as Oblivion grabs Jamacian Joe around the neck with his right arm and plants him with a DDT.
Bobby Cairo: The Black Hole!!!
Frost attempts another suplex, when Borderland blocks it and goes behind Frost...
Zach Davis: German suplex!!
Borderland grabs frost and bounces him off the ropes...
Zach Davis: SPEAR!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!
Oblivion grabs Joe and bounces him off the ropes. Oblivion bounces back and.....
Bobby Cairo: IT'S CHECK OUT TIME!!! Awesome superkick!
Oblivion grabs Jamaican Joe, as Shane Borderland grabs Ethan Frost and....
Zach Davis: Both Oblivion and Shane Borderland just threw out Jamaican Joe and Ethan Frost. I can barely hear myself think!!
Bobby Cairo: The crowd is getting hyped up, as Oblivion and borderland are getting into each other's faces, talking trash!!
Shane Borderland: YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A WASHED-UP HARDCORE HACK!!
Oblivion: You claim to be a BAD BOY, but your nothing more than a pussy!! That's right, I said it.....PU-U-U-USS-SS-SSY-Y-YY-Y!!!
Bobby Cairo: Shane borderland just nailed Oblivion with an extremely hard punch!!
The punch knocked Oblivion back, a little bit, but....
Zach Davis: A massive punch by Oblivion!!
Bobby Cairo: Both men are now trading punches.
Oblivion throws in a knee that connects with Borderland's midsection..
Zach Davis: A belly to belly suplex! WHAM! A legdrop by Oblivion!
Oblivion grabs the champion and Irish whips him into the ropes....
The crowd: No-o-o!!
Bobby Cairo: Shane Borderland reverses the Irish-whip and....
Zach Davis: A beautiful dropkick by the champion!!
Bobby Cairo: I almost forgot, both Ethan Frost and Jamaican Joe are both mostly unconscious, on the outside, of the ring!
Borderland picks up Oblivion...
Zach Davis: Oblivion just jammed a dirty thumb, in the eye, of Borderland.
As Borderland tries to get his eyesight back, Oblivion charges at him...
The crowd: No-o-o-o-o!!
Bobby Cairo: Shane Borderland had some kind of feeling.
When Oblivion charged at Shane Borderland, the Television Champion pulled down the top rope, so when Oblvion charges, Oblivion fell right over the top rope and lands on the ringside area. Oblivion falls on top of Ethan Frost. Oblivion roars out and grabs for Frost, throwing him...
Zach Davis: Right into the metal guardrail! Oblivion is screaming out with complete rage!!
Bobby Cairo: Oblivion is bashing Ethan Frost's head into the guardrail!!
Frost collapses, as he leans into the metal railing. there is a huge gash across the forehead of Ethan Frost. Oblivion begins to dig at the laceration, with his dirty fingernails!!
Zach Davis: How disgusting!!
Bobby Cairo: Oblivion DID say there will be blood!!
Zach Davis: And there is!!
Ethan Frost has blood streaming down his face, as Oblivion keeping stomping down onto his helpless body!!
Shane Borderland exits the ring and goes after Jamaican Joe.
Bobby Cairo: The champion begins to stomp down onto the big Jamacian!!
Borderland grabs the big man and irish whips him....
Zach Davis: Right into those steel ringsteps!!
As Joe slowly begins to stand up, he uses his right hand to brace himsel against the steel steps....
Jamacian Joe is howling out in pain. Screaming bloody murder!
Bobby Cairo: As we can see in this instant replay, as Jamaican Joe was bracing himself, as he was trying to stand, Shane Borderland races over and stomps down onto Jamaican Joes hand and arm.
Joe is rolling around grabbing for his arm....
Jamaican Joe: I think it's broken!! That son of a bitch broke my arm!!!
Shane Borderland just smile as he slips down and grabs for Jamaican Joe's hurt arm and claps on a submission side arm.
Zach Davis: The champion as a submission move on Jamaican Joe, who is screaming out, in pain.
Bobby Cairo: But, they are outside the ring. He needs to get him inside the ring.
Meanwhile, Oblivion grabs Ethan Frost and...
Zach Davis: Oh my God!! Oblivion just hit Ethan Frost with a T-Bone suplex and the impact of Frost's body against the cold hard steel of tha guardrail!! With both Rthan Frost and Jamaican Joe not moving, Oblivion and Shane Borderland charge each other!!
The crowd, around the brawling Oblivion and Television Champion, Shane Borderland.
Bobby Cairo: Both men are striking each other with left and rights. Both men are also using their feet and their knees. Both men are not pulling any punches, tonight.As they already eliminated Jamacian Joe and Ethan Frost from the equation!
Both Oblivion and Shane Borderland roll back into the ring. Oblivion...
Zach Davis: Oblivion nails the champion with a deep arm drag!
Bobby Cairo: Shane Borderland nails his challenger with a deep arm-drag, himself.
Oblivion charges Borderland and kick him in the stomach...
Zach Davis: DDT!!
The crowd gasps as Shane Borderland, slowly but stands up. Both men charge each other...
Bobby Cairo: A dropkick from Borderland!
Zach Davis: Another dropkick!!
The champion goes up for another dropkick, but Oblivion just swatted him, out of the way! Oblivion begins to stomp down onto Shane Borderland!
The crowd: S! T! O! M! P!
Bobby Cairo: Oblivion just stomped down on each leg and each arm, including the head of the Television Champion. Oblivion goes for the cover...
The crowd: ONE!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREE-NO-O-O-O-O!!
Bobby Cairo: What?!?! A kickout?!
Oblivion grabs for Borderland, but...
Zach Davis: Shane just clobbered Oblivion with a nasty kick to the head!!
Oblivion staggers backwards, when Borderland charges. Borderland grabs Oblivion across his chest and picks him up. The tlevision champion slams Oblivion across his knee, then slams Oblivion's face onto the mat.
Zach Davis: Shane Borderland goes for the pin.
Stanley Moser slides into position.
Bobby Cairo: This could be it!!
The crowd: ONE!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREE-NO-O-O!!
With his face covered in blood, Ethan Frost, struggles to climb up the turnbuckles. We reaches to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a flying headbutt, as it crashes down against Shane Borderland's side, of his ribs!
Zach Davis: Ethan Frost, just landed on those injured ribs. Ethan Frost, tries to see through the blood, as he puts the boots down on Shane Borderland.
Bobby Cairo: Watch out!!
Oblivion came barrelling through and knocks Ethan Frost down.
Zach Davis: Oblivion has Ethan Frost on his shoulders
Bobby Cairo: Looks similar to the set-up for an airplane spin.
Oblivion knocks the Frost's legs off IT's left shoulder and drops him face first with an RKO.
Zach Davis: 5150!!
Oblivion rolls Ethan Frost out of the ring.
Bobby Cairo: Here comes Jamacian Joe!!
Zach Davis: Oblivion just kicked Jamacian Joe back down to ringside!!
Shane Borderland comes running at Oblivion, as The Dark One turned around......
Bobby Cairo: SPEAR!!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!!
With Oblivion stunned, Shane Borderland is wasting no time.
Zach Davis: Shane Borderland grabs Oblivion and it looks like....
Bobby Cairo: A power bomb?!
Borderland has Oblivion in a powerbomb position. The Champion points to the crowd with both hands.
Zach Davis: Borderland just jumped over Oblivion's back doing a complete flip....
Bobby Cairo: With a quick flip, Shane Borderland piledrives Oblivion to the mat.
The crowd: Ou-u-u-u-u!!!
Zach Davis:Vertical Limit!!
Stanley Moser slides into position....
The crowd: ONE!!!
The crowd: TWO!!
The crowd: THREE..... ?! NO-O-O-O-O!!
Bobby Cairo: WHAT?!?
A blood drenched Ethan Frost leaps off a turnbuckle, as well as Jamaican Joe, who has been battered and bruised!
Zach Davis: Both Ethan Frost and Jamaican Joe, who have been dicemated in tonight's match. They haven't done much.
Bobby Cairo: Except, so far, they have broken up two pinfall attempts.
Zach Davis: Yes, they have, Bobby.
Frost and Jamacian Joe begin to stomp down on both, Oblivion and Shane Borderland. Ethan Frost grabs Shane Borderland....
Bobby Cairo: Snap suplex by Frost.
Jamacian Joe grabs Oblivion by it's throat....
Bobby Cairo: Oblivion has been chokeslammed by Jamaican Joe!! Joe goes for the pin...
Zach Davis: A big time upset!!
The crowd: ONE!!!
The crowd: TWO!!!
The crowd: THRE... NO-O-O-O!!
Bobby Cairo: Kickout by Oblivion! Kickout by Oblivion!
Oblivion sits up and looks like he is adjusting his jean shorts. Stanley Moser is checking on Borderland and Ethan Frost.
Zach Davis: What's Oblivion doing?!
Jamacian Joe reaches down to grab Oblivion...
Jamacian Joe: AHH-H-H-HHH-H-H!!!
Oblivion is digging a small portion of barbed wire into Jamaican Joe's head and face!! Frost stands up and grabs the top rope and begins to pull on it, as he is choking Shane Borderland with his right boot.
Stanley Moser: Break the choke! ONE!
Frost let's go of the choke and grabs at Borderland...
The champion throws a hu-u-uge punch, knocking Frost back. Borderland stands up and Frost charges. Borderland grabs Frost and nails him with a tilt-a-whirl slam across his right knee. Frost is writhing around in pain.
Ethan Frost: My back!! My back!!
Oblivion continues to dig the barbed wire into the face of Jamacian Joe. Oblivion dips the barbed wire back into his shorts. Oblivion digs his fingers into the head wound of Jamacian Joe!!
Bobby Cairo: This match has lost total control. Stanley Moser is having his hands full!!
Oblivion proceeds to pound and dig at Jamaican Joe's face and head. Oblivion stands up and picks up Jamacian Joe. The Dark One drags Joe over to a corner and again picks him back up. Oblivion and Jamacian Jow ar on the top turnbuckle. Joe is very wobbly...
The crowd: Whoa!
Bobby Cairo: Jamaican Joe almost fell off the turnbuckles!!
Oblivion gets Jamacian Joe in a suplex position.
Zach Davis: Looks like iy's gonna be a superplex!
Oblivion, with a hold of Joe, Oblivion steps backwards.
The crowd: Whoa!!
Bobby Cairo: The Dark One, almost fell off the turnbuckle.
But, Oblivion does fall off the turnbuckle, but he steps backwards and...
Zach Davis: OH...... MY...GAW-AW-AW-AW-AWDD-D-D-D!!!
Bobby Cairo: SHATTER!!
Zach Davis: That's exactly what happened with Jamacian Joe's body...SHATTERED!!
Shane Borderland tosses Ethan Frost out of the ring!!
Jamacian Joe is convulsing in the ring.
Zach Davis: Maybe, we should have the medical staff come out here.
Oblivion just grabs the middle rope and proceeds to push Jamacian Joe, out of the ring, with his feet. As the fans realized it's only Oblivion and Shane Borderland, barely standing in the middle, of the ring. The crowd begins to chant...
The crowd: This is awesome!! This is awesome!!
Shane Borderland looks around, as he puts out his right hand.
Bobby Cairo: Looks like he wants a handshake from Oblivion.
Oblivion looks around, as the fans are screaming.... NO!!
Zach Davis: What's he doing?! Oblivion is actually gonna shake Borderland's hand.
Shane Borderland is crossing his heart with his right finger.
Shane Borderland: I'm promise, jusr shake my damn hand!
Oblivion goes to shake Borderland's hand, but the champion kicks Oblivion in the mid-section....
Bobby Cairo: DDT!!
Borderland takes this opportunity to start beating down his adversary. Borderland begins to stomp down on Oblivion. He grabs Oblivion as he smiles...
Shane Borderland: I have this match won!!
Borderland looks down at Oblivion...
Shane Borderland: I GOT YOU NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Borderland grabs Oblivion and proceeds to beat in his face. Then the Bad Boy positions Oblivion...
Zach Davis: Here comes The Vertical Limit!!!
Borderland has Oblivion in a powerbomb position. The Champion points to the crowd with both hands. Borderland tries to jump over Oblivion's back, but Oblivion locks The Bad Boy into an inverted face lock, by reaching with his own left arm draping over Shane Borderland's throat/neck area. Oblivion reaches with his right hand and grabs a hold to Borderland's ring wear, by the knees. Oblivion tosses Shane Borderland over his left shoulder, while still holding onto Borderland's neck and head. Then, finally crashing down into a Stunner.
Bobby Cairo: SOULTAKER!!
The crowd explodes with cheers. Oblivion looks around as he points up at the corner.
The crowd: DO IT!! DO IT!! DO IT!! DO IT!!
Oblivion flies over to the top turnbuckle.
Bobby cairo: Oblivion is perched, on the top turnbuckle.
IT looks around, then flies off the top turnbuckle with a shooting star press and lands with a massive leg drop.
Zach Davis: BI-POLAR!!!!
Bobby Cairo: Ethan Frost is completely out of commission. Jamacian Joe is in a heep, somewhere.
Zach Davis: Oblivion slips in for the pin attempt. The referee is there to make the count...
The crowd: ONE!
The crowd: TWO!!
Kick up. Borderland comes into the ring and throws Oblivion out and then hits Vertical Limit on Ethan Frost! Borderland pins!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Bobby Cairo: Three! Borderland is victorious here tonight!
Zach Davis: What a crazy match!
Bobby Cairo: You're telling me!
Shane Borderland grabs his Television Championship and walks to the back.. Oblivion is obviously pissed off!
Buzzsaw Bundy vs John Thomas vs Jay Williams
Kyle Steel: Introducing FIRST, Hailing from...Anchorage, Alaska by way of Forks, Washington!! Weighing in at Three Hundred and Sixty Five Pounds!! Please Welcome....BUZZSAAAWW BUNNNNNDDDDYYYYY!!!!!
The sound of a chainsaw being pull started reverberates through the arena, as The Lumberjack starts. With the start of the lyrics Buzzsaw walks out, pausing on the stage to raise a fist. As the crowd pops, he makes his way to the ring, slapping the hands of the fans. Grabbing the top rope, he steps onto the apron, and over the top rope into the ring. As he prepares for his match, he removes his flannel shirt, revealing his muscled body.
Kyle Steel: The second participant in this match comes from Crystal River, Florida...Weighing in tonight at Two Hundred and Thirty Five Pounds and Stands at Six Foot, Three Inches Tall...Please put your Hands together for "The HARDCOREEE REDNEECCCKK" JOHHNNNN THOMMMAASSSSS!!!
The Lights cut out in the arena then the opening chords of “Country Boy Can Survive” blast through the arena as a Rebel Flag lights up the Tron
The preacher man says its the end of time
and the Mississippi River she's a going dry.
The interest is up and the stock markets down
and you only get mugged if you go downtown.
I live back in the woods you see,
my woman,and the kids and the dogs and me.
I got a shotgun and a rifle and a four wheel drive
and a country boy can survive. Country folks can survive.
John Thomas walks out of the ramp wearing a pair of blue jeans, a black tank top, and his black cowboy hat pulled down around his eyes , and with a rebel flag bandana covering his face, along with Vanessa Lee by his side, and his arm around her waist.
I can plow a field all day long,
I can catch catfish from dusk til dawn.
Make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
aint to many things these boys can't do.
We grow good old tomatoes and homemade wine
and country boy can survive, country folk can survive.
Because you can't stomp us out and you can't make us run,
cause we're them ole boys raised on shotguns.
We say grace and we say mam
and if you aint into that we don't give a damn.
John and Vanessa walk halfway down the ramp and stop to share a pasionate kiss.
We came from the West Virginia coal mine's
and the Rocky Mountains and the Western skies
and we can skin a buck, we can run a trout line
and a countryboy can survive, country folks can survive.
John continues to walk down the ring and slides into the ring then holds down the middle rope for Vanessa to climb into the ring.
Kyle Steel: The Last Man in this Triple Threat Contest is a Former...WCF TAG TEAM CHAMPION!!! Coming to us LIVE from St. Louis, MISSOURI!!! Please Welcome the RETURN of "The Dynamite", "The Rockstar", "The GAMER"!!....JAAAYYYYYY WILLLLLIAMMMMMSSSS!!!!!!
All of a sudden, the sounds of Megadeth's cover of the theme to Duke Nukem 3D kicks on the PA system as white smoke fills the entrance ramp. It's to the point where the white spotlights are strobing to the beat of the song. But when the song finally kicks in, the strobelights are going mad as out from the white smoke, is Jay Williams, his wife Amy in tow, hoodie on over his ring gear as he gives off a wicked smile to the crowd and jumps up and down, adrenaline pumping inside of him. He run up the ring steps now and perches himself on top of the nearest turnbuckle, like a hawk ready to strike. He keeps smiling to the crowd as he takes the time to sit on the top turnbuckle, looking at whoever's in the ring with him as he takes off his hoodie, setting it near Amy and throwing his shirt into the crowd for a lucky fan, as he jumps off, ready to game on.
Zach Davis: These three men want to show their skills here tonight, an Impact is sure to be made! Has to be in order to hang with WCF! Jay Williams should know what it's like!!
Bobby Cairo: Heh...Steel said LIVE from St. Louis, MISERY....Hahaha, his theme song is from Duke Nukem! GAME ON!!
Zach Davis: Biased much?
Bobby Cairo: He's been here before, he knows what it will take to win. Watch now and you will see..
The bell sounds as all three men stand facing each other. Buzzsaw Bundy being the bigger of the three so he becomes the instant target. John Thomas rushes Buzzsaw with a dropkick to the right knee as Jay Williams comes in fast with a rolling clothesline. Buzzsaw shoves Williams as he pops up from the roll and he flops back, hitting the mat and rolling backwards. Bundy then attacks John Thomas as he is right back up to his feet after trying to dropkick the knee of Buzzsaw. Bundy grabs Thomas and puts him in a Bearhug, Bundy's arms almost hide Thomas completely as the life is squeezed out of him. The referee comes in checking on Thomas to see if he is going to submit. Jay Williams comes out from the side of Buzzsaw and connects with a very stretched Calf Kick which catches Buzzsaw in the neck. The bearhug is released, John Thomas simply flops down to the mat and Buzzsaw looks at Jay Williams now looking pissed off.
Bobby Cairo: Williams is about to learn why they call Buzzsaw a Brick Shithouse..
Zach Davis: They do?
Bobby Cairo: Yes, some people do...I think anyway, where else would I have heard the term. Do your homework Davis and watch the match...Geez..
Buzzsaw grabs Williams and launches him high into the corner turnbuckle and turns his attention back to John Thomas. Thomas gets back up and Buzzsaw looks and follows him as he backs away from Buzzsaw who comes in stalking him with his height and weight. Thomas backs into the corner and has nowhere to go. He comes in and throws a punch right into Buzzsaw's face but with no effect. Out of desperation, Vanessa Lee gets up on the ring apron. John Thomas girlfriend manages to get Buzzsaw's attention, giving Thomas the time needed to get away. Jay Williams is up to his feet and John Thomas and him come together to devise a plan to take out the big man from the match at least long enough to have a fairly wrestled match.
Zach Davis: Coming together to get the bigger man out is smart wrestling!
Bobby Cairo: I'd slap his big Brick Shithouse looking ass...That's just me, I gots skills like that!
Zach Davis: You been eating Kash's Brownies again?
Bobby Cairo: NO! Maybe...Look!!
John Thomas and Jay Williams both team up and rush Buzzsaw who is still disracted by John Thomas' girlfriend, Vanessa Lee. Jay Williams drops down on his hands and knees as John Thomas gets out the ropes onto the ring apron. He hurries around until he is right in front of Buzzsaw. Vanessa gets down to the ringside and Buzzsaw looks dead at Thomas. Thomas pulls himself up and springboards himself off the ropes at Buzzsaw, hitting him with an elbow. Buzzsaw stumbles back, trips over Jay Williams and lands on his back. Both Williams and Thomas begin working on Buzzsaw as he lays on his back. They don't want to let the big man up because he's more leveled on the ground. Bundy easily grabs William's leg and shoves it away, almost knocking him to the ground. John Thomas moves away and hits the ropes, waiting as Buzzsaw pushes himself up into a sitting up position. John Thomas runs at him and connects with a sharp Shining Wizard that connects as flush as one could land. Jay Williams steps up behind John Thomas and uses a School Boy to roll Thomas up for a pin attempt.
Bobby Cairo: Ohh, he was trying to be crafty there!
Zach Davis: To think that Thomas would fall for that is actually disrespectful.
Bobby Cairo: What would you know? Commentator...
Zach Davis: And you are what now?
Bobby Cairo: .....
Zach Davis: Exactly!
John Thomas gives Jay Williams a look of confusion as the plan was to get rid of this big bastard first. Thomas and Williams begin to trade shots, each punch has more behind it than the last. Their faces begin to turn a light shade of red as the punches continue being traded. Buzzsaw slowly gets to his feet not because he's worn out but because he's a big dude and being on the ground is something he doesn't have happen very often. The two smaller men continue punching, not paying any attention to Buzzsaw Bundy as his shadow casts over them both. He grabs both their heads and smashes them together and they fall back onto the mat. Buzzsaw grabs John Thomas by the legs and lifts him up, he begins spinning Thomas around in a circle and as Jay Williams gets to his feet, he quickly jumps up on to the top turnbuckle. As Buzzsaw continues spinning Thomas around, Jay Williams launches himself off the top and barely connects with what he calls a Goomba Stomp which is a Double Foot Stomp. It lands right off to the side of John Thomas' chest and drives him down into the canvas. Buzzsaw quicks spinning, twisting himself up cause of Williams, he drops down to one knee.
Zach Davis: Wow, what a Double Foot Stomp off the top from Williams onto a Spinning Thomas!!
Bobby Cairo: He calls it Goomba Stomp, get it right..
Williams bounces quickly off the ropes and comes at Buzzsaw and dropkicks him dead to his face as he sits on one knee. The dropkick knocks him over onto his side and Williams hurries to get back to his feet. John Thomas has rolled out of the ring and Vanessa Lee is tending to her man as Jay Williams turns his attention to Thomas outside the ring. Williams bounces off the far ropes and is hauling ass towards the ropes closet to Thomas and Vanessa and Jay Williams front flips over the ropes, landing on both Thomas and his girlfriend. The crowd goes nuts with the fast acting and high flying move. Thomas crawls over to check on Vanessa, still in pain himself. Jay Williams gets up and grabs John Thomas, pulling him up to his feet. Williams forcefully tosses Thomas into the side of the Announcer's Table. Jay Williams begins working on Thomas outside the ring as the referee finally gets around to making the 10 count.
Inside the ring, Buzzsaw Bundy is up on his feet and grabs the Referee's shoulder turning him around. Buzzsaw holds up a finger and waves it no towards the referee and then Bundy steps over the top rope and exits the ring to the outside where Williams and Thomas are located. Williams turns around as Buzzsaw gets onto him and grabs him by the neck. Buzzsaw lifts up Williams high into the air, Williams kicking his feet but it isn't enough as Buzzsaw Bundy slams Jay Williams through the Announcer Table with a vicious Chokeslam. The table shatters out and John Thomas moves as pieces of the table hit him. Nothing big as he brushes it off and tells Vanessa to move to the other side of ringside. She does as he gets up to his feet. Buzzsaw tries to grab Thomas but Thomas slides into the ring as the referee is already at 5 on the 10 count.
Buzzsaw looks into the ring and grins at Thomas who got out of his reach. Not wanting Williams to get counted out, Buzzsaw turns back towards him. He grabs Williams by the neck once again and lifts him out of the rubble that was the Announcers Table. Bundy puts Williams up above his head in a Gorilla Press and tosses him easily over the top rope into the ring. Williams rolls sideways on the mat inside the ring. Thomas drops down and tries to get a quick victory on a broken opponent. The referee drops down and begins the count as Buzzsaw tries to hurry and get back inside the ring.
Thr....BUZZSAW STOMPS DOWN ON THOMAS!!
Bobby Cairo: Ohh, great timing!!
Zach Davis: That was almost over right there!
Buzzsaw grabs John Thomas by the back of his neck and pulls him up to his feet. Buzzsaw forces Thomas into a huge Back Body Drop and makes Thomas bounce off the mat and land very oddly in the corner of the ring. Buzzsaw gets up to his feet and pulls Jay up and wipes him hard into the corner of the ring opposite of where Thomas is at. Buzzsaw rushes in and clotheslines Jay Williams, crushing him in the corner even more. Buzzsaw turns his back against Williams and watches as John Thomas uses the corner to pull himself up to his feet. As soon as he's up, Buzzsaw Bundy rushes across the ring and tries crushing Thomas with a clothesline much like he did to Williams but John Thomas slips out of the middle rope and falls to the ringside floor. He looks in the ring and smiles as Buzzsaw who crashed into the corner and is now stumbling back and a bit dazed. John Thomas hurries to get up and he's right back in the ring. He grabs the ropes and pushes himself off, spinning with a springboard clothesline that only knocks Buzzsaw back a few feet. Thomas readies himself and rushes Buzzsaw once again but Buzzsaw counters and nails John Thomas with a sick Sidewalk Slam.
Jay Williams groggy as hell still manages to get to his feet using the corner ropes. He pulls himself to the top ropes and perches him up there with great balance as Buzzsaw Bundy gets up after nailing that Sidewalk Slam. Buzzsaw turns around right as Jay Williams comes off the top ropes with a front flip, landing back into Buzzsaw's chest and face area causing Buzzsaw to collapse to the mat below. John Thomas getting up to his feet sees Buzzsaw down and out and props himself into a runner's position and as Jay Williams stands up tall and casually turns towards him, Thomas leaps up at him and cracks him with a seriously beautiful Super Kick to the chin. Jay Williams crumbles and falls to the mat and John Thomas falls over his limp body as the referee goes down to make the pinfall.
Thre...Buzzsaw drops a forearm down on Thomas's back, breaking the pin! Jay throws Thomas out of the ring then hits the Williams Driver! Jay pins Buzzsaw after his move..
Zach Davis: One! Two! Three! Wow! Jay Williams wins in WCF!
Bobby Cairo: Williams is back in full form, he's one tough cookie! Glad he's back on the WCF roster!
United States Championship
Ana Valentine vs Doc Henry(c)
Ana walks down the ramp to pink pyro’s shooting off behind her. She pauses at the steps to the ring to blow kisses to the crowd. She then steps into the ring bending low to slip between the middle and bottom rope.
Bobby Cairo: The challenger had a huge victory last week against Doc, can she do it again?
Zach Davis: She seems determined but if you know Doc...He will be fighting to keep the United States Title right where it currently rests...
As the drums hit the house lights fade, and red and blue lights strobe. At "Please allow me to introduce myself", Doc and Mary walk out onto the stage, and look back and forth over the audience. Doc Henry has the WCF United States Championship locked it around his waist. As the crowd boos, the make their way to the ring, where Doc rolls in. Standing, he grins proudly as he pops the crowd drawing more boos.
Zach Davis: He looks ready, in fact the man looks intense!!
Bobby Cairo: The man looks ready to defend. This should be an Awesome Rubber Match!! Let's get this thing rolling!!
Doc Henry unstraps the WCF U.S. Title and hands it to the referee. He looks over to Mary who is holding his Confederate Title and Ana Valentine rushes across the ring and nails him with a stunning Flying Elbow! The referee rushes to hand the belt off to the time keeper outside the ring as the bell sounds off and the match officially begins. Ana pounds away into Doc's face, she is putting all of her weight into each drilling blow and then she quickly goes for the early pinfall.
Ana gets up and runs across the ring, bouncing off the ropes and comes full speed back towards Doc Henry who rolls out of the ring before Ana can attack again. Doc smiles as Ana grabs the ropes and starts talking trash to Doc. The two sit there cursing at each other as the referee begins to the 10 count on Doc Henry. Doc takes his time, Mary comforts him and he talks to her for a second before motioning for Ana to back up and allow him to enter the ring. She backs up, wanting him inside the ring and he climbs up onto the ring apron and watches her. He puts one leg through the ropes and Ana Valentine charges him yet again and Doc drops down onto the ring side floor again. Quickly he grabs at her ankles and pulls as hard as he can, tripping her and sending her onto her ass. He yanks her outside the ring and drills her in the mouth with a very hard hook.
Bobby Cairo: What a shot by Doc! I felt that from here...
Zach Davis: The tactics of both are going to make this the best of the series between them for sure!!
Mary backs away as the action has come to ringside. Doc whips Ana hard into the guard railing and her back bends as Doc Henry clotheslines her into the first row of the audience. She lands on a couple of guys sitting there with cups in their hands. Ana is helped upright by these men and she climbs back over the guard railing. Doc rolls her into the ring and then turns and grabs one of the cups from the guys that Ana had landed on. He rips it from the guy's hand and then sets it on the ring as he rolls in. Getting to his feet, Doc Henry grabs the plastic cup and watches as Ana gets to her feet. Doc walks over and splashes the remains of the cup into her face. The whole audience, even Doc Henry go in an aww as the remains in the cup wasn't beer or soda but chewing tobacco spit. Ana has it in her mouth, in her eyes, chunks of snot and snuff stuck to her face here and there, a blackened slime rolling down her face, stuck in her hair. Everyone is making eww and eghhh noises.
Zach Davis: That is so disgusting...
Bobby Cairo: Her eyes are about to start burning...Doc, take advantage NOW!!
Almost as if Doc Henry heard Cairo's words, he rushes in and clotheslines Ana Valentine to the mat. He drops an elbow into her chest and quickly is up on his feet. He hurries over and climbs up the turnbuckle and signals to the crowd. He leaps off and lands with a vicious kneedrop right into her face. The slime of the spit rubs onto the mat and Doc brushes some snuff off his knee. Doc Henry walks over to one of the corners and unties the turnbuckle padding. The referee tries to stop him but Doc doesn't listen and it isn't against the rules. As Doc finishes and turns around, Ana is already getting up. Doc walks over, grabs a handful of hair but she slaps him dead in his face. The slap sends a shock through his face that stumbles him back a few steps. Long enough for Ana to leap into the air and throw a flying knee into his chin.
Zach Davis: What a Knee!!
Bobby Cairo: Tony Jaa would be proud!
Zach Davis: Who?
Bobby Cairo: Tony Jaa? Ung Bak Movies? You are lame...
Ana takes the time to pick out some of the snuff in her hair and on her face. Doc is moving around after being dazed with that knee, he is grabbing hold of his chin as he looks around and spots Ana still picking that snuff off her face. He tries to slowly slide out of the ring without her noticing but with the crowd's reaction to him moving she turns and looks. She tries to get to him but he rolls under her grapple and rolls right onto his feet and turns around as she comes running at him. He ducks a clothesline, she hits the ropes and bounces off, coming back Ana leapfrogs Doc as he leans forward at a bend position. She hits the opposite ropes and comes back with even more speed than before. Doc quickly snatches her and spins her over in a effective powerslam. He hooks the leg as the referee drops and begins the 3 count.
Doc gets up and drops right back down with a knee into her stomach. He stands over her, one foot on each side of her, he has his back to her face. Doc grabs down and lifts her legs up, rolls her so that her ass is sticking up in the air. He grips both legs under each of his armpits and wheel barrel lifts her and slams her face down into the mat hard. He drops down and drops another knee but this time drops it dead in the crack of her ass. She grabs her ass and bounces and rolls over acting like an unseen pain that most wrestlers probably never feel. Doc Henry laughs as the live audience shows their disapproval in his actions. Doc kicks her in the ass after turning her onto her side a few times. She grabs her ass, trying to block it, protect it from Doc's odd assault.
The referee gives him a weird look and Doc swipes at the referee to shut up. The referee lifts his shirt showing where the power in this match lies and Doc mocks him before stomping down on Ana Valentine again. He picks up Ana with a handful of hair, having her stand with her back towards him. He punishes her with a forearm to the neck as he continues lifting her to her feet. Once on her feet, Doc grabs her shoulder with both his hands and jumps up nailing a Backstabber Backbreaker on her as her body bounces off his knees. The referee checks on her as soon as she hits the mat and rolls around with her back arched and her face showing the pain shooting through her spine.
Zach Davis: I think he might have hurt her with that one...She looks to be in great pain!!
Bobby Cairo: It's a possible career ending move, shit happens as they say...
Doc Henry gets up and taunts the audience. The referee still checking on Ana stands up and moves away as Doc comes in and soccer kicks her dead in the spine. She arches even more and screams out in agony as he pushes her with his foot. Finally he pulls her up again using a handful of hair and she breaks free of his grapple, ducking and grabbing him from behind. She quickly moves and drops him with a sleeper slam and hurries to use the ropes and get herself up. She grabs her back with one hand as she moves towards Henry. She pulls him by the neck as he gets up onto his feet. She grabs his arms and lifts her leg, putting the bottom of her boot to Doc's chin then Ana drops onto her back, busting Doc Henry with a version of a Big Boot.
Doc pops off the boot and lands at the side of where she landed. His bottom lip is split open, he has blood coming from it, rolling down his chin, moving around his teeth and gums. They both get to get to their feet at the same time, Ana a bit faster but they are away from each other as well now. Doc having rolled slowly to the ropes to use them so he could spit outside the ring. Ana up on her feet looks over and sees Doc with his upper half laying across the bottom rope, spitting to the outside of the ring. Without a moment to think she runs over towards him, grabs the top rope and jumps over it, landing hard down on the back of Doc Henry's head with a knee and then she lands on her feet to the ring side area. Doc smacks into the ring apron and slides forward, flopping to the ringside as well but not on his feet. He lands on his shoulder/neck area and Ana props herself up on the ring apron and drops down again with a knee but this time into his side.
Bobby Cairo: She is putting it to him now! Look at her go!!
Zach Davis: She is looking for blood I believe, she is fighting the pain that Doc has put her through and looking like a Champion!!
Bobby Cairo: Fighting Spirit of a Champion is something PPVs are MADE OF!!!
Zach Davis: Right here in front of us, we are being treated with a great one here folks!!
Ana Valentine walks over to the Time Keeper and grabs the United States Championship belt and raises it in the air, she brings it down and stares into the reflection of it's gold. Doc Henry gets up behind her trying to hit her with a back of the head clothesline but she ducks just in time. She drops the belt and grabs him, hitting him with a German Suplex which she calls Cupid's Arrow. The back of Doc's head hits the edge of the announcer's table and blood begins to pour out fast and in great amount. He rolls on the black ringside mats leaving a bright red blood trail. She gets up and sees all the blood and thinks something went wrong.
Zach Davis: That's ALOT of Blood!! Call the EMTS!!!
Bobby Cairo: No, no, head wounds bleed alot regardless. It barely shook the table, it's a small wound but head holes pour blood...
Zach Davis: You're very positive about it aren't you?
Bobby Cairo: I've seen worse but you're right, it's alot of blood..
Ana Valentine grabs Doc by the back of his Black Leather Pants and walks him to the ring and she rolls him in. She gets in quickly and drops down and applies an Ankle Lock, Doc reaches the ropes, flopping around like a fish trying to get away. The referee checks on him as Doc tries moving around. Ana stands up and drags him to the center of the ring. Doc turns to his back and tries pushing her off with his other foot but that doesn't work. She spins him over onto his stomach and tightens the hold. The referee checks on Doc again, asking him if he quits. Doc screams "no" as she drops down and wraps her legs around his to secure the position. Doc tries to roll again but her leg lock won't allow it. Out of desperation he begins donkey kicking at her, trying to reach her face with his other foot. He kicks her dead in the middle of her breast and she ignores the pain.
He gets closer and closer to her face with each kick of the leg as she continues trying to tighten the lock. Finally he gives it one more shot and BING, cracks her right in the nose and she releases the ankle. He pulls his leg away and grabs his ankle, rubbing it, making sure it's good enough to continue. He didn't feel anything break so he drags himself to the ropes and grabs the above his head. He leans his back against the ropes as Ana gets to her feet and walks over towards Doc. He pulls himself up with the ropes and launches himself at her feet first. One foot connects with her stomach, the other in her thigh but they connect enough for her to drop down on one knee. Doc stands back up and Mary holds up both titles and Doc checks his reflecion in the titles and fixes his hair to a mixed reaction.. Ana grabs Doc from behind and hit Cupids Arrow! She keeps the suplex connected into a bridge for a pin!
Zach Davis: Doc kicked out! Wow! We almost had a new Champion!
Doc rushes at her but Ana ducks and Mary is now standing on the apron! Doc stops just before and wipes his brow. Ana dropkicks Doc in the back and that shoves him forward pushing Mary off the apron! Doc yells out "OH NOOO!!" and so he turns around and Ana hits Cupids Bow! She pins!
Zach Davis: SHE DID IT! WE HAVE A NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION!
Bobby Cairo: FIRST WOMAN IN WCF HISTORY TO HOLD THE US TITLE!
Ana gets her arm raised and North Carolina goes apeshit crazy! She grabs the United States Championship and holds it over her head! Mary grabs Doc and they both walk back up the isle. Doc grabs his Confederate Title from Mary and raises it to boos.. they both walk through the curtain.. Ana looks down at her title then SHOVES it back into the air and the crowd goes nuts one more time as her music plays! She blows the fans kisses!
Zach Davis: New United States Champion! I can't believe it!
Terry Roberts vs Wyatt Nolan
Zach Davis: “Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is a big one that we’ve been anticipating for a couple of weeks now. Up next, we have a strap match!”
Bobby Cairo: ”Indeed we do, folks. A couple of the up-and-coming wrestlers in the WCF are going at it in this one.”
"Welcome to the Family" by A Day To Remember is blasted through the arena. Wyatt Nolan comes out of the arena and raises his arms.
Kyle Steel: ”The following is a strap match. To win the match, a competitor has to touch all four turnbuckles in succession. Introducing first, from Hartford, Connecticut, Wyatt Nolan!”
He runs down the ramp and slides through the ring. He climbs up on the turnbuckles and raises his arms. He does some stretching.
Bobby Cairo: ”The first competitor in the match is Wyatt Nolan. Nolan accepted the challenge two weeks ago on Slam, and chose the stipulation. He’s been on a bit of a slide lately, and last week, was part of the losing team in a tag match, which Terry Roberts won.”
The lights grow dim in the arena, and “Swamped” by Lacuna Coil begins to play.
Kyle Steel: ”And his opponent, from Birmingham, Alabama, Terry Roberts!”
From out of the crowd comes Terry Roberts. Roberts is draped in his trademark trench coat, and is completely focused on the match. He hops the guardrail, and as he takes his first step up the ring steps, he pauses, and blows a gigantic ball of flames into the air. He continues into the ring, and sits back in the corner of the ring, eyeing his opponent.
Zach Davis: ”Terry Roberts, ladies and gentlemen, has been on a roll lately. Since picking up a win over Roy Speede in his debut, Roberts managed to pull off a tag team victory, and his partner was Speede himself.”
Bobby Cairo: ”Indeed he has, but now, he has his hands full with Wyatt Nolan one on one. The referee is strapping them up now, and then we’ll get underway.”
The referee finishes tying the straps onto the wrists of Nolan and Roberts, and the bell is rung. DING!
Roberts starts the match on a high point, and reels in his opponent, before knocking Nolan for a loop with an entourage of punches and elbows and forearm smashes to Nolan’s head and chest. Wyatt blocks one hand with his left arm, and with his tied-up right, swung a big right hand back at Roberts. Roberts falls on his back, but springs back up, and is knocked down by yet another punch. He crawls his way to the bottom rope, pulls himself up, and yanks the strap, sending Nolan running right at him. He hits a picture perfect clothesline, sending Nolan to the floor.
Bobby Cairo: ”And in the early going, this match is coming to a near draw, maybe a slight edge to Roberts.”
Zach Davis: ”Well, you know, Cairo, the tide can turn as quickly as the words come out of your mouth.”
Roberts lifts Nolan, takes the strap, holds it across his throat, and backs him into the corner. He takes the strap, and, using it as a whip, slaps Nolan across the chest with it, once, twice, three times, and finally, releases it to allow Nolan out of the corner. He falls to the floor, and Roberts, having sensed a weakness in his opponent, tags the first turnbuckle, and turns toward the second.
Zach Davis: ”And Roberts is already going for the win here, and he tags the first turnbuckle.”
Nolan notices Roberts giving some effort toward winning the match, and tugs the strap, yanking Roberts back, and down to the floor. He stands up, and uses the strap like a whip across the back of Terry Roberts. Twice, a smack echoes about the arena from the strap, and Nolan wraps the strap around the neck of Roberts, and lifts to his feet, choking him with the strap in the process.
Bobby Cairo: ”Nolan is taking Roberts to school with that strap, and it’s all legal!”
Zach Davis: ”But the pain the strap causes will do absolutely nothing if one cannot tag the turnbuckles, Cairo.”
Bobby Cairo: ”I know that, Zach, but inflicting enough damage on your opponent will leave him incapable of holding you back.”
Nolan releases Roberts’ neck, takes the strap, and slaps Roberts across the face with the strap, sending him to the ground. Nolan, seeing Roberts rolling in pain on the ground, goes to tag the first ring post. He turns toward the second, but Roberts gets up and wraps the strap around Nolan’s leg. He yanks on the ends, attempting to give a rope burn of sorts to Nolan, and, failing to do so, trips him face first into the second turnbuckle. He stands up, walks over to the turnbuckle where he wraps the strap around Wyatt Nolan’s neck, tags the turnbuckle, and proceeds toward the next one, with Nolan hanging by his neck, draped over Roberts’s shoulder like a sack of garbage.
Zach Davis: ”The very life force of Wyatt Nolan is being choked out of him with that one; I can’t see any way in which he’ll be able to get out of that before Roberts makes it to all four corners, and even less of a way in which he can win.”
Bobby Cairo: ”This is the WCF, Zach. Anything can happen.”
Nolan manages to get some life into his leg, and from behind, hits a sharp kick to the groin of Roberts. Terry falls to his knees, releasing the strap, and Nolan tags the nearest turnbuckle. Roberts, recovering rather quickly from the nut shot, pulls out a can of lighter fluid, and soaks a good portion of the strap in it.
Bobby Cairo: ”Oh my GOD! What is Roberts doing? That’s... That’s a can of lighter fluid, folks!”
Roberts pulls out a lighter, and clicks it. Nearly half of the strap bursts into flame, and Nolan sees it. He slips out of the ring as best he can, and as he does so, grabs a bottle of water from a fan. He slides back into the ring, and douses the flame as best he can. Roberts, having seen Nolan douse the flame, grows furious. He stands up quickly, storms, at Nolan, and, yanking the strap, clotheslines him. As he yanks Nolan up using the strap, Nolan hits another low blow, and tags two turnbuckles quickly. Roberts stands himself up.
Bobby Cairo: ”And Nolan’s going for the third turnbuckle, but Roberts is up, and back on the rampage. This match is getting better and better!”
Roberts reels in Nolan using the strap, kicks him in the gut, and lifts him up onto his shoulders.
Zach Davis: ”Roberts is looking for something big here, and one way or another, this match is going to heat up right now!”
Roberts throws Nolan off his shoulders, swinging Nolan’s legs out from under him. He catches Nolan’s gut with his shoulder, and nails the Freefall Powerbomb finish.
Bobby Cairo: ”Freefall Powerbomb! Roberts nails it!”
Roberts tags the first turnbuckle, drags Nolan behind him as he tags the second, and turns toward the third. As he tags the third, Nolan reaches his feet, and rolls out of the ring between the posts Roberts tagged second and third. He bends over to get a weapon, and as he stands back up, steel chair in hand, Roberts manages his way out of the ring. Roberts, not wanting to take a huge chair shot, turns and begins dashing away from Nolan and his chair. As he rounds the turnbuckle he hadn’t yet tagged, Roberts jumps up, tags the fourth on the way way by, and slides in the ring. The referee, seeing this, calls for the bell. Ding!
Zach Davis: ”What? Did the rope break? The referee called for the bell!”
Bobby Cairo: ”No, Zach, Roberts won! Before rolling out of the ring, Roberts tagged three turnbuckles, and, running around the ring from outside, he jumped up and tagged the fourth on his way by. That was genius!”
Kyle Steel: ”The winner of this match, Terry Roberts!”
Zach Davis: ”Oh...my...god... That was a brilliant move by Terry Roberts to win a huge match on Pay Per View!”
The lights drop as "Run Rabbit Run" by Rob Zombie begins over the P.A. system. "Huntin' Humans? Ain't nuthin but nuthin'.They all run like scared little rabbits.Run rabbit run. RUN RABBIT RUN!" The aggressive drums kick in and Greenfever emerges from the darkness. His face and hands are smeared with blood. The crowd is incited into a screaming mob. The audience begins to throwing garbage down at him as he makes his way to the ring.
“I Came to Play” by Downstrait hits the PA!Royal appears at the top of the entrance ramp with an arrogant smirk on his face. He raises his hands in the air then begins to slowly strut his way to the ring taking in the boos of the crowd. He hops on the ring apron and stares into the crowd for a moment before entering. He then goes to each turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air, then takes time to taunt the crowd before moving to the next. Finally, he goes to the middle of the ring and awaits his opponent.
Both men circle the ring and tie up. Without hesitation, Greenfever presses and launches himself over the top rope, taking Royal with him! They both land hard on the floor. Fever is up first, and he tries to crush Royal with a near-by chair. Anthony moves out of the way and comes back with an uppercut, sending Greenfever onto the announce table! Royal follows up and is met with a shot to the gut. Fever fights his way to his feet, and the two men battle tooth and nail on the announce table with clubbing blows!
Zach Davis: Anthony Royal is already a two time Hardcore Champion! Certainly cementing himself into some great company!
Bobby Cairo: You got that right, but right now he has his hands full of Greenfever!
Eventually, Royal doubles Fever over. Greenfever is places in a piledriver position, but he fights Royal off. With one swift move, Greenfever takes Royal up and back with a superplex off the announce table! Royal lands on the guard railing bending him in half and sending him into the crowd violently! Greenfever thuds on the floor, taking a lot of punishment himself.
Fever pulls himself up and basically falls over the railing, landing on Royal in a pin!
NO! Royal kicks out somehow.
Zach Davis: The heart of a Champion! Royal somehow kicks up!
Greenfever looks around and tries to plan his next move. He pulls Royal up and leads him up the stairs, heading to an exit. They burst through the doors into the hallway of the arena, and Greenfever begins bouncing Royal off the concrete walls. Royal is thrown into a room … and it is a random locker room! Greenfever stalks Royal, but eats a BIG spinning heel kick off a stepstool! Royal has turned up the heat, he mounts Fever and begins raining elbows to his chest and head! Greenfever is trying to block but Royal is just relentless. Onje big shot rocks Greenfever enough to enable Royal to life him up real fast and drop him with the Dream Killer Brainbuster on the floor! Royal into a pin!
NO Fever kicks out somehow!
Royal is still relentless, mounting Greenfever once again and begins raining more elbows. Greenfever blocks one and uses his legs to kick Royal off. Royal stumbles into a locker and Fever meets him with a big boot to the face! Royal bounces off the steel locker and into Greenfever’s clutches … and BAM Dislocated Piledriver!
Greenfever lifts Royal up off the floor.
Not satisfied with one, Greenfever lifts and drops Royal with ANOTHER Dislocated Piledriver! …but Fever holds on. He’s still not happy. Greenfever keeps a hold of Royal in the piledriver position and rolls over, lifting Royal up into the move again, steps up and drops off the stepstool and just DRIVES Royal into the floor!
Zach Davis: Oh, wow! We have a new Hardcore Champion! Greenfever is back in WCF with gold around his waist!
Bobby Cairo: I can't believe it! Oblivion fell short of TV gold tonight, but the Hardcore Championship is now back around da 'Fevers waist. What a night for them!
Tag Team Championship
No Holds Barred - No Interference!
Tank Reaper & Jay Price vs Troy Malenko & Gravedigger
The crowd cheers for Mark Markmans famous noise! He shows up on screen wearing a polo shirt for once in his life. The camera adjusts to him still wearing his ol' xbox live headset and looks directly into the camera. He waves and the crowd cheers once again.
Mark Markman: Earlier today, I talked to Jay Price and Tank Reaper. They both informed me that they will be sitting out tonights match in defiance with me and my managerial skills.
Mark Markman: I know. Let's face it though, we didn't want to see this lackluster match anyways. We all know Price and Tank are just big chickens!
Mark Markman: So I have cancelled the Tag Team Championship match tonight and while I don't have a replacement match, I know, I'm sorry, I will say this.. Tank and Price will have another thing coming. I told everyone from the beginning it's my way or the high way and I have told Price before that if he was to cross my path wildly one more time there would be a price to pay.. No pun intended. Next week on Slam, I will be making my presence known for them, and Malenko and Gravedigger as well. I'll think of something.. other than that, have a great time tonight everybody! Also go reserve Homefront at Gamestop now!
Mark's camera shuts off and we cut back to the announcers.
Zach Davis: What an intresting night. Our Tag Titles match gets cancelled because Price and Tank don't want to show up, and now Mark is going to have what seems to be an announcment regarding them next week.
Bobby Cairo: Mark Markman is a bro, that's all I can say! Nerdy, and a bit overweight.. but he's a bro!
Zach Davis: Very true..
3 on 3 Elimination Match
Sahara Snyder, Jason Kash, Donald Deruty vs Shaun Jackson, Chris Avery, Torture
Anthem of the Underdog by 12 Stones plays in the speakers.. The crowd cheeeeers in all it's glory.
Zach Davis: OOOHHHH YYEEAAHH!!!!
Kash, Sahara and Day all walk out from the curtain together showing a united front. They stop and stare into the crowd at the top of the isle way. They get a standing ovation, a THUNDEROUS applause, Day and his team are ready for a war! They walk down the isle slapping five with the fans having a great time and get to the ring where they all slide in and do their signature poses. The crowd comes alive once again as a spray of fireworks shine down from above the ring and the crowd begins to chant "DAY! DAY! DAY! DAY! DAY! DAY!"..
Bobby Cairo: North Carolina is certainly D-Day country!
Zach Davis: They have a big task at hand but we've already seen Day nearly beat Torture, and if you ask me, and yeah, I'm gonna say it because I don't give a damn what the company thinks of me anymore, I've been here for ten years, and I can say it if I want to, Torture has another thing comin' and you know what? D-Day had him beat, and in my eyes, Day DID beat Torture last month, and that's all I'm gonna say about that!
Bobby Cairo: Wow..
CRAAAAWWWWWLLLLLLLLL...... Crawl by Kings of Leon hits and the crowd turns into a HUGE rioting BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Torture, Jackson and Avery step out from behind the stage and walk down the isle real slowly. The three of them stop half way down and talk shit to the crowd members. Torture never loses his stare with D-Day. They walk around to the other side of the ring near the announcers table and huddle up. The music stops and the crowd is just as loud as they ever have been. "TORTURE SUCKS TORTURE SUCKS TORTURE SUCKS TORTURE SUCKS" is now a chant and he clearly flushes them out by talking with Avery and Jackson. Jacksom walks up the steps and climbs into the ring and Torture and Avery stand in the corner on the apron..
Bobby Cairo: Looks as Jackson will start..
Zach Davis: Sahara is going to start on Dangertaintments side as well..
DING DING DING. Sahara and Jackson circle each other as a HUGE "DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY" chant begins again. They tie up and Jackson shoves her back into a corner not controlled by a team. The ref breaks them apart but not before Jackson thrusts the air towards Sahara's direction. The crowd boos and Jackson and Sahara tie up once more and Sahara takes Jackson straight back into a corner and Jackson leans back against it as the ref breaks them apart but Jackson thrusts towards her once again flicking his tongue out and she slaps him across the face! The crowd cheers!
Zach Davis: HELL YEAH!
Jackson walks out of the corner and goes to tie up but Sahara ducks down and punches him in the gut bending Jackson over and then spins away from him then hits a dropkick to the back of the head sending Jackson forward into the corner! Jackson turns around and Sahara hits the Blackout! A running bicycle kick sending Jackson straight down. Sahara quickly locks on the Fallout!
Bobby Cairo: A MODIFIED TEXAS CLOVERLEAF AND LOOOK LOOOK!!
Zach Davis: SHAUN JACKSON IS TAPPING OUT! SAHARA JUST ELIMINATED SHAUN JACKSON!
Shaun Jackson taps and Torture and Avery look in shock. Torture drops off the apron and turns his back on the ring where the fans near him go apeshit and boo the shit out of him. Avery is trying to talk to Torture as Jackson rolls out of the ring. Dangertainment pat Sahara on the back and stay in their corner watching what just unfolded. Jackson is standing on the outside of the ring where the ref is yelling that Jackson has to go and Torture just shakes his head.. Jackson pleading that he's sorry and Torture SLAPS Jackson across the face. The crowd gasps as Avery stands in between them. Jackson wants to return a slap but Avery is telling him to go. Torture doesn't move. Jackson finally walks away as the crowd cheers one more time.. Sahara smiling and proud as Avery rolls into the ring and Torture gets back onto the apron.
Zach Davis: IM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW.. IT IS THREE ON TWO!
Bobby Cairo: Could this be it.. Could this be the night Torture is defeated!?
Avery gets into the ring and Sahara hits a clothesline! Avery goes down, and gets back up again getting another clothesline! Avery gets up and misses on a wild clothesline and Sahara picks up Avery on her shoulders for a Death Valley Driver or something..
Zach Davis: SHE HAS HIM UP! SHE HAS HIM UP!
Avery gets out of it and runs into Day and Kash! They try to enter the ring and the ref stops them that's when Torture comes into the ring and hits a Tortures Device! Kash and Day don't even notice and Avery pins...
Kash and Day get on to the apron as the ref is already counting.. ONE! TWO! THREE!
Zach Davis: NO! NO! GOD NO! NO NO GOD DAMN IT NO! -
Bobby Cairo: Damn Zach, put your headset back on.
Zach Davis (Yelling without the headset on) GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Bobby Cairo: Sit down Zach! Come on!
Sahara rolls out of the ring and walks to the back as Kash and Avery tie up and begin a technical match as both men flip out of each other's sleeper holds, and flat kicks, but then Avery nips up and Kash hits the ropes and Avery goes down due to a shoulder hit. Kash hits the ropes again and Avery rolls over and Kash runs over him and hits hte other ropes where Avery pops up and leap frogs and Kash hits the ropes again but Avery stops him and Kash just stands there when Avery pokes in the eyes and then rolls him up for a pin! One! Two! Kick out. Crowd cheers for Day and Kash! Avery gets up and tags in Torture and Kash turns around and Torture throws him into Tort's corner and punches away before hitting a backhand slap across the chest! Torture grabs the ref and walks backwards and Avery begins choking Kash! Day gets into the ring and grabs Torture from behind but Tort escapes and the ref now is holding Day back and Avery keeps choking Kash as Torture stomps on the chest and stomach of Kash in the corner! The ref turns back around and Torture gets onto the apron and Avery comes into the ring and begins stomping on Kash! one, two, three, four, five stomps! The ref tells him to back up and Torture and Avery tag in once again. Torture gets into the ring and stomps on Kash as he slides down to the sitting position, and Torture chokes Kash with his boot in the corner! One! Two! Three! Four! Torture hits the ropes and comes back putting a boot RIGHT into the face of Kash! Torture drags Kash out of the corner, and pins!
Zach Davis: AND DONALD BREAKS THE PIN!
The ref backs Day into his own corner and Avery just springboards over the top rope hitting a leg drop! They don't tag once again! Torture gets on the apron and Avery picks up Kash hitting a DDT... Avery rolls over Kash and goes for a pin but just gets to his feet, runs and nails Day! Day tries to get into the ring and the ref stops him and Avery drags Kash over into their corner where Torture gets into the ring and stomps and stomps and stomps on Kash some more! Torture walks over to the ref and tells him to back off Day. Day is now on the apron with a RAGE face and Torture just smirks.. Kash standing in the corner. Torture turns and runs fullspeed and Avery just shoves Kash out of the corner so Torture can hit a stiff lariat sending Kash straight down on his back! Torture goes for a pin but Day enters the ring once again and Torture shoves the ref into the corner so Avery can grab Kash and drag him to the corner where both men begin to stomp on him once again. The crowd begins to boo so Torture climbs the turnbuckle and takes his two thumbs and points to his own chest. "SO DAMN COOL!" The crowd begins to boo, the smarkest smarks cheer as Torture just busted out his oldschool taunt. Torture climbs down and gets on the apron and Avery picks up Kash and throws him to the ropes then locks on a sleeper hold! Kash strugles to reach the ropes, to reach Day and the crowd pops as they ALMOST touch for the hot tag but Avery brings him back and Kash is going down slowly... he's down to one knee.. he's down to both knees and leaning forward..
Bobby Cairo: Kash is going to sleep, Zach!
Zach Davis: COME ON KASH.. MAKE THE GOD DAMN TAG! YOU CAN DO THIS!
Avery keeps it locked on and it looks over.. The ref raises Kash's arm. It drops. ONE! Raises his arm again.. it drops... TWO! Avery and Torture smile.. the arm gets raised again.. it drops.. BUT STOPS HALF WAY!
Zach Davis: YES! YES! YES! YES!
"KASH KASH KASH KASH KASH KASH KASH KASH KASH KASH KASH KASH!"
Zach Davis: TWENTY THOUSAND FANS IN NORTH CAROLINA ARE ON THEIR FEET FOR JASON KASH! COME ON BABY!
Bobby Cairo: Calm down, Zach!
Zach Davis: I CAN'T!..
Kash gets to his feet and is feeling the chants from the crowd and hits an elbow and another elbow! Kash hits the ropes but Avery locks back on a Sleeper hold and the crowd dies down once again but Kash flips Avery over his head and Avery front flips into his feet but Day almost swings at Avery so Avery stops and turns around and Kash hits a desparation enziguri!
Bobby Cairo: OHHH OHHHH H MAAANN! DID YOU HEAR THE BOOT ACROSS AVERY'S FACE!?
Zach Davis: KASH IS DOWN.. AND HES IN THE WRONG CORNER! HE NEEDS TO TAG D-DAY! THEY NEED A FRESH MAN! KASH NEEDS TO TAG RIGHT NOW OR IT COULD BE OVER!
Bobby Cairo: Avery is farthest from his corner as is Kash. They both need to make tags at this point.
Avery gets to one knee as does Kash.. and Avery goes for a quick clothesline but Kash ducks and then DIVES INTO THE AIR.. HE MAKES THE TAG TO D-DAY!
Zach Davis: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YYYEEAAAHH HERE WE GO~!!!!
Day gets into the ring and clotheslines Avery down! Day spins, and punches Torture off the apron! Avery gets to his feet once again and Day hits a spinebuster! Kash is breathing hard in the corner trying to stand up and Torture runs into the ring.. but Day ducks his clothesline and Kash stands up and pulls down the top rope and Torture goes right over the top rope and crashes to the mats.. Day spins around with a taunt slowly getting the crowd to his feet and then points at Avery!
Zach Davis: DEAD AND FORGOTTEN YES DO IT! DO IT DONALD! WHOOOOO!!!
Avery gets to his feet and Day waits till he turns around and picks him up on his shoulders... Avery grabs the ropes and Day drops him because Torture is back into the ring but Torture runs and Day grabs him by the head and throws him right over the top rope! The crowd pops once again as Day picks up Avery and hits the Dead and Forgotten! THE CROWD COMES ALIVE AND DAY HOOKS THE LEG!
Zach Davis: THREE! YES YES YES YES! AVERY IS ELIMINATED!!
Torture is on the outside of the ring on his knees and his hands on his head and he's in total shock.
Zach Davis: THATS RIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH ITS TWO ON ONE BABY YES YES YES!
Bobby Cairo: Calm down Zach, my God!
Zach Davis: FOR OVER TEN YEARS I'VE WAITED FOR TORTURE TO GET HIS AND AS GOD AS MY DAMN WITNESS TONIGHT ITS GOING TO HAPPEN!
Avery gets to his feet and hits a lowblow on Jason Kash and Torture slides into the ring when D-Day turns his attention on Avery. Chris slides out of the ring, and Torture pushes Kash into Day knocking him out of the ring and the ref counts it as a tag, Torture rolls Kash up from a school boy pin and then puts his feet on the top rope for leverage! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Zach Davis: WHAT? WHAT? NOOO! NOOO!
Bobby Cairo: Torture just eliminated Jason Kash!
Day slides into the ring and argues with the ref and Torture is now on the outside smiling with Avery. Avery taps Torture on the back and walks to the back as Torture slides into the ring and now Kash makes his way to the back.. Day stares down at the ring in a bit of disappointment and Torture smirks. Day looks at the crowd that is no starting a slow "DE-FEAT TORT! DE-FEAT TORT! DE-FEAT TORT!". Day nods in approval and the camera shows Zach standing on his chair chanting with the crowd!
Zach Davis: DE-FEAT TORT! DE-FEAT TORT!
Torture, the ref, and Day all stand in the middle of the ring.. Day looks back at the crowd one more time and they begin to pop as if Justin Beiber just released a new album and then gave it away for free.. then had a baby.. with himself. and gave that away for free all while releasing another album... Day looks back at Torture.. Torture stares at Day.. PUNCH!
Bobby Cairo: DAY STRIKES FIRST!
Day punches Tort!
Torture punches Day!
Day punches Tort!
Torture punches Day!
Day punches Tort!
Torture punches Day!
Day punches Tort!
Torture punches Day!
Day punches Tort!
Torture punches Day!
Day punches back, and again, and again and throws Torture into the ropes and when he returns Day hits a dropkick! Torture goes down hard and Day hits the ropes and then a moonsault! It could be over!
One! TWO! TORTURE KICKS OUT!
Bobby Cairo: This crowd was on the edge of the damn seats!
Zach Davis: THE ROOF IS READY TO BLOW OFF THIS PLACE, I KNOW IT! COME ON DONALD!
Day picks up Torture and throws him into the corner.. Day backs up and taunts with the crowd and then runs Torture then throws Day into the air but Day lands on the ropes.. he turns around and goes for a crossbody.. AND CONNECTS! WAIT, TORTURE FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH A ROLL UP AND NOW TORTURE PINS!
ONE! TWO! KICK OUT!
Crowd pops as Torture gets to his feet first, but then Day kicks the knee of Torture then hits a DDT and both men take a breather!
Zach Davis: DAY KNOWS WHAT HE HAS TO DO.. I KNOW IT IN MY HEART!
Day gets up to his feet and Torture gets to his but them motions with his arms in a cross to the camera.. very awkward.. Day grabs Torture by the legs and goes for a submission but Torture kicks him off.. Torture gets to his feet and Day hits a spinning heel kick! Torture goes down and Day siezes the chance he has to climb to the top rope! Torture gets to his feet and goes for his signature top rope enziguri.. Day ducks down and Torture misses! The crowd pops as Day stands on top of the ropes and goes for a Frog Splash!
Zach Davis: HIGH IN THE AIR..... HE CONNECTS!
Bobby Cairo: A HUGE FROG SPLASH FOR DONALD DERUTY! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Bobby Cairo: OOOHHH.. TORTURE KICKS OUT!
Torture is wounded, he's dazed, and nearly out of it.. Day kicks Torture in the gut.. then in the shoulder then stomps on his leg.. Torture is now on one knee and Day kicks Torture in the knee dropping him to both knees.. Day kicks Torture in the ear.. but he's still not down.. Day then kicks Torture right between the eyes sending Torture to his back!
Zach Davis: D FOR DESTRUCTION! ITS OVER! ITS OVER!
Torture is out.. and Day pins!
Torture kicks out at the very last possible but impossible split second! The crowd was literrally a hair-second shy of blowing their brains in excitement.. Day with almost joyous tears in his eyes sits up and pumps his fist.. he knows what time it is.. It's Dead and Forgotten time!
Zach Davis: FOR TEN YEARS.. TORTURE HAS BEEN UNSTOPPABLE.. UNDEFEATED... NEVER BEEN PINNED.. DAY IS ABOUT TO DO IT RIGHT HERE~!
Torture gets up, doesn't know where he is and Day picks him up on his shoulders..
Zach Davis: HES GOTTTEEM UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby Cairo: DAY HAS HIM UP! TORTURES IN TROUBLE!
Day drops back and hits the Dead and Forgotten! It's over! It's over! Torture's out! All of a sudden the crowd pops even more though but it's weird because a fan just rushed into the ring and tried to grab Day and the ref stopped him.. two security guards grab the fan and hold him down in the ring. Day looks worried trips back into the corner sitting down and the ref is trying to get the fan out of the ring. Day is confused and Torture is still out cold. The fans are booing that the fan just ruined the match and..
Zach Davis: WAIT WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?
Another fan jumps the guardrail and BLASTS Day in the back of the head with a chair! Day slumps over and the fan drops the chair and goes under the ring before we could even see who it was!
Zach Davis: WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?
Bobby Cairo: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
Torture gets up and drags Day over and pins.. the ref turns around and counts..
Zach Davis: WHAT? NO GOD DAMN WAY! NO NO NO THIS CANT BE WHYYYYY??? WHAT HTE HELL HAPPENED!?
The crowd booooooooooooooooooooooooooooos as loud as they can..
The fan climbs out from under the ring and slides in as the other fan breaks free from security and slides into the ring..
Bobby Cairo: THOSE ARENT FANS! WHAT THE HELL!
Zach Davis: THAT'S J-X AND TWISTER! OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Bobby Cairo: J-X AND TWISTER JUST JOINED THIS IS WAR... WCF'S BIGGEST AND BRIGHTEST TAG TEAM JUST JOINED THIS IS WAR! WHAT THE HELL!?
Zach Davis: I.... I... I'm.. sickened..
Day gets up but Torture grabs him from behind and hits a Tortures Device. J-X and Twister raise Torture's almost limp arms in the air as they exit the ring.
Zach Davis: THIS IS STUPID.. THIS IS WAR IS GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS.. I KNOW SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE THEY WILL PAY!
Bobby Cairo: I'm shocked to say the least.. J-X and Twister returned to WCF.. and have joined Torture! Wow.
We cut to an advertisement referring to Timebomb. March 28th, 2011 is the official date for Timebomb!
World Heavyweight Championship Match
Johnny Reb vs Brad Kane(c)
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynnyrd Skynnyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain, Don Jesus Luis de Guadalupe at his side. A cheer goes up from the audience at their appearance. As the two men walk down the ramp, a cascade of sparks rains down on the stage. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, perching there with his arms raised high overhead.
Zach Davis: Reb in the ring.. as the challenger!
The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "Torcher II (The Holocaust)" by DZK flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane when the vocals blare out of the sound system as Brad Kane appears in the entry way. The crowd cheers seeing them as Brad inhales before he makes his way down the ring. A few hands get slapped but not many as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring. He then backs into the corner as he then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.
Bobby Cairo: And Brad Kane, THE World Champion is in the ring!
Zach Davis: Look at them go face to face! This crowd is electric!
Reb and BK start punching but BK grabs the offense first with a few kick strikes to the legs then the stomach then a spin kick knocking Reb down on his back! BK taunts and the crowd cheers! Reb gets up and tackles BK and gives him straight punches with both hands. Reb gets to his feet and dropkicks BK out of the ring! Reb taunts and the crowd goes crazy. Reb gets to the top rope and jumps off with a HUGE plancha landing down on BK on the outside! Reb gets to his feet and taunts! Crowd cheers once again. Reb throws BK into the ring and Reb jumps onto the apron. Reb climbs up the top rope but BK climbs up quickly from inside the ring and hits a belly to belly suplex on Reb! Both men crash down and the ref begins a ten count!
Zach Davis: Whoa!
Bobby Cairo: Already an electric start to this match!
BK gets to his feet first and brushes out the cobwebs in his head and picks up Reb hitting a semi-like codebreaker on Reb! Reb goes down and BK goes to the top rope putting his back on Reb. BK takes his time however and Reb climbs up the top rope and hits a super-German suplex! Both men crash down but Reb slowly puts a hand over BK!
One! Two! Kick out!
Zach Davis: Wow! Brad kicks up!
Reb gets to his feet and picks up BK and throws him to the corner. Reb hits a few strikes then throws him into the other corner where BK climbs the turnbuckle then leaps off the top rope into a moonsault but Reb catches him and drops him down into a tombstone type sit-out piledriver! Reb pins again but BK kicks up at two! Reb gets to his feet just as BK does and Reb ducks BKs crazy attack and hits a facebusting DDT! Reb goes to the apron and taunts to the crowd in approval.. and BK makes his way to his feet and Reb springboards to the top rope and launches off and hits a flying clothesline! The crowd goes crazy!
Bobby Cairo: This could be it!
Zach Davis: Ohhh my!
Reb feels it getting close and picks up Brad Kane but BK pulls Reb by the trunks and he goes flying outside the ropes to the apron. BK uses the time to catch a breather before grabbing Reb and suplexing him back over the top rope and back into the ring. From there BK just turns Reb right into a submission pillow basically and BK locks on a cross-armbar and Reb reels in pain! Reb tries to reach the ropes but can't exactly make it! Reb tries once again but he can't do it and BK wrenches on it some more.. Reb crawls slowly over to the ropes..
Zach Davis: He's so close!
Bobby Cairo: Brad keeps wrenching on it! He may snap a limb here!
Reb finally reaches the ropes and Brad is forced to break the hold. Reb tries to get to his feet when BK kicks on the leg of Reb then drags him back to the middle of the ring. Reb fights of BK and kicks him across the ring.. BK lands on his back and Reb nips up, but BK nips up and schoolboy pins Reb! One! Two! kick out! BK gets to his feet and knees Reb in the head! BK picks up Johnny Reb and hits the Love Megan Driver! Brad rolls Reb over and pins to the mixed reaction at Charlotte, North Carolina's favorite professional Basketball team's Arena!
Zach Davis: IT COULD BE OVER!
One! Two! Kick out!
Bobby Cairo: Johnny Reb kicked out!
Brad gets up slowly and picks up Johnny Reb and in the middle of the ring he hits the AMG Driver! Brad smiles and rolls Reb over and pins him with one leg! One! Two! KICK OUT! Reb gets a shoulder up and BK is pissed now.. BK crawls over to the turnbuckles and climbs up them. He gets to the top when Reb gets over there and BK kicks Reb off and Reb lands back down on the mats. BK leaps but Reb rolls to the corner and BK lands on his feet.. BK turns around and Reb hits a quick enziguri! Both men are down!
Bobby Cairo: The ref is stating the ten count now! If it reaches ten, Brad Kane keeps the Championship!
Zach Davis: That's not exactly what Johnny Reb wants!
BK stays down but Reb gets to his feet first, but then BK notices and just leaps to his feet and goes for a spin kick. Reb catches it and then grabs the other leg and hits a stiff sitout powerbomb! The ref counts!
Zach Davis: THISCOULDBEIT!
Bobby Cairo: Reb almost had it!
Reb gets to his feet as does BK, Reb goes for another powerbomb it seems but BK gets out of it and hits the ropes but Reb hits a corkscrew flying elbow sending BK straight back down! Reb goes over to the corner and climbs up the top rope and calls for it!
Zach Davis: This could be it!
Bobby Cairo: Is it time!? Is it time!?
Johnny Reb jumps off the top rope and hits the Southern Discomfort! Brad Kane is done! Reb hooks the leg to twenty thousand cheering fans!
One! Two! Three!
Zach Davis: SWEET HOME, JOHNNY REB IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
Sweet Home Alabama hits the airwaves and the crowd goes crazy! Reb raises his arm into the air and the ref gives him the World Championship!
Bobby Cairo: He's of the people, Zach! Johnny Reb has done it once again!
Reb slides out of the ring and jumps like a dive over the guardrailing and the fans catch him! Johnny Reb celebrates with the fans!
Zach Davis: Wow! Haha! Johnny Reb is back on top in Wrestling Championship Federation!
Brad Kane gets to his feet as Johnny Reb slides back inside the ring.. BK stares at Reb.. and Reb just stands still.. BK offers a hand.. and Reb shakes it.. BK then hits his back and rolls out of the ring! Johnny Reb smiles and climbs on the top rope and celebrates with his Championship in the air.
Zach Davis: We're out of time from the Bobcats Arena.. We'll see you next week on Slam from South Carolina!
Bobby Cairo: Goodnight everybody!