War IX Intro
The War Match

War IX Intro

Zach Davis: Say You'll Haunt Me by Stone Sour is playing and we're live in Sacramento, California! Listen this crowd! I'm here with Shannan Lerch.

Shannan Lerch: That's right, Zach. And tonight we're here for two things. The War match, and the WCF World Title.

Zach Davis: The War match is the biggest match of the year in WCF. EVERYONE is in it, and this year it is once again for the World Heavyweight Title.

Shannan Lerch: That's right. Tonight is Slickie T's last stand. Win, lose, or draw, this will be his last match in WCF. And he's looking to win this match and retire as Champion.

Zach Davis: However, he's chosen to enter at number one! He wants to go through the whole roster and truly prove he's the best. But he has A LOT of competition.

Shannan Lerch: That's right. Challenges from all sides, really. From long time rivals to new superstars... it won't be easy.

Zach Davis: We know that newcomer Stan Trinity will be number two, so he'll be Slickie's first obstacle. And we don't know what Trinity is bringing to the table.

Shannan Lerch: And as our final entrant, we have Russle Trombone, who has been doing fantastic as of late. The final entrant last year was Slickie T, who won the whole thing, so.... Trombone just may make history tonight.

Zach Davis: We have three men who have been feuding over the TV and US Titles... Creeping Death, Ace Garrison, and D-Day. Creeping Death, a WCF legend if there ever was one, has never won War. Could tonight finally be his night?

Shannan Lerch: We have Johnny Reb and Doc Henry. The Tag Team Champions... who have just barely been able to stop from tearing each other apart in recent weeks. They're not really a "team" anymore, per se.. will they have a run in with each other tonight? Could Reb win it and finally make his way back to the World Title scene?

Zach Davis: Speaking of rivals... LOGAN is making his long awaited in ring return. In the War match. With Jay Price.

Shannan Lerch: Quite frankly, War VIII MADE Jay Price. It put him on the map. And that was due, in large part, to Logan. These two share some kind of similar destiny, because once again they're on a collision course tonight. Logan seems to think that Price is infested with the spirit of Torture or something like that. He's kinda crazy.

Zach Davis: We have some dark horse candidates as well. The debuting Homeless Dan and Paul Dangerous. The Big Time Jerks. Fort Knox. The Hotdog Mascot. Jason Kash, even?

Shannan Lerch: Don't forget, we also have two MYSTERY ENTRANTS! Dun dun dunnnn. Who could THEY be?

Shannan Lerch: And we also have Oblivion. The former leader of the Society... whom he decimated on the last Slam. And why? To prove a point? Could Oblivion regain the World Title tonight, now that he has shown his true colors?

Zach Davis: And Slickie T's long time rival.... Greenfever. Greenfever and Slickie T has been one of the most violent feuds in WCF history, and it will end tonight.

Shannan Lerch: Ladies and gentlemen... this is War.

Zach Davis: ..wait, wait, Shannan. One more thing to talk about before we get to the match. You're right... This is War. Will we learn more about this group tonight? They seem to have some kind of plan... only time will tell.

The War Match

Shannan Lerch: Well, here it is. One final time, Gravesend (Lake of Fire) is playing. Here comes.... SLICKIE T!

Zach Davis: He has the World Title around his waist, and I can say without a doubt that he'll go down as one of WCF's best World Champions of all time. I'm not sure if any Champ has ever willingly put the belt on the line like Slickie T is doing here tonight! Win or lose, this man has balls.

Shannan Lerch: He's making the T symbol on the top rope, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen an arena light up with so many pictures being taken at once. Wow.

Zach Davis: Now he's taken off his belt and handed it to the ref. Next up? Stan Trinity.

Shannan Lerch: "ITS IT! WHAT IS IT? ITS IT! WHAT IS IT?" Epic by Faith No More is playing, and here comes Stan Trinity! This is one of my brother's favorite songs/bands, you know.

Zach Davis: Don't care. Anyway, he's coming to the ring and doesn't seem intimidated at all. This is the biggest match in WCF and he's debuting against the defending World Champion.

Shannan Lerch: He HAS to be nervous, Zach. He might not show it, but he HAS to be.

Zach Davis: And the bell has rung! Here we go!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie and Trinity both circle each other. Neither are in much of a hurry, because they know they have a loongg road ahead of them.

Zach Davis: They tie up. Slickie forces Trinity to the corner... and gives him a clean break. Classy. They tie up again.

Shannan Lerch: Slickie switches behind Trinity, and LOOK AT THIS! He's going for the T-Bone already!

Zach Davis: Trinity has it scouted, however, and pushes Slickie away. Slickie turns and looks at Trinity with an expression that says "can't blame a guy for trying." Trinity seems slightly insulted, however, and they tie up again.. Trinity being a little bit more aggressive.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, Trinity might've taken it as a sign of disrespect that Slickie went for his finisher so fast. Trinity throws Slickie to the ropes, and then executes an Arm Drag! Slickie goes down, gets back up, Trinity hits another Arm Drag. Slickie gets back up and Trinity hits a Dropkick, sending Slickie into the corner.

Zach Davis: Trinity in the driver's seat! He runs at Slickie, but Guiliano gets the boot up! Trinity stumbles away and Slickie runs at him and Bulldogs him down to the mat. He stomps on him a few times, working over his back.

Shannan Lerch: Looks like he's going for a submission move now... The Boston Crab!

Zach Davis: When there are more people in the match, it might not be wise to go for submissions. But Slickie is good for now. Will Trinity tap out? He's clearly in pain...

Shannan Lerch: But three, two, one... its time for someone new. And it is-


Shannan Lerch: NUMBER THREE IS OBLIVION! Oh my God, he came in through the crowd, right behind Slickie. Guiliano didn't even see him!

Zach Davis: I don't believe it, Oblivion in here at number three. He had a VERY strong showing last year as Ace Slaughter. Last year he entered at number two. He isn't a lucky guy.

Shannan Lerch: Well, he doesn't need luck when he's taking it to Slickie T like he is right now! Vicious kicks to Guiliano's head, one after another... not good for the Champ.

Zach Davis: But he's TOO focused, he forgot about Trinity. Trinity spins Oblivion around and kicks him stiff in the gut.. Snap Suplex!

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is running on adrenaline though, he's already back to his feet. He blocks a punch by Trinity and now hits him with a Belly to Back Suplex! Suplexes all over the place.

Zach Davis: The numbers game is catching up to Oblivion, though, because Slickie T is up now. As Oblivion turns around, Slickie Dropkicks him right in the chest. Oblivion staggers back, and Slickie runs at him and Clotheslines him over the top rope! Both men spill to the outside!

Shannan Lerch: And both men are up, and brawling. Slickie gets the advantage and slams Oblivion's head into the guardrail! Oblivion elbows Slickie in the gut and slams Slickie's head into it now!

Zach Davis: Oblivion grabs Slickie and turns him around... but Trinity hits a Suicide Dive through the ropes, crashing into both men! My God!

Shannan Lerch: All three men are on the ground on the outside, now. After tonight, no one is going to understimate Stan Trinity, I can tell you that.

Zach Davis: Trinity stumbles up and picks up Slickie, throwing him into the ring steps. Slickie crashes into them with a bang.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion comes up behind Trinity, none too happy about earlier. Oblivion grabs him and smashes his head into the same ring steps Slickie just hit. Oblivion then goes to DDT Trinity onto the cold hard floor..

Zach Davis: "Just wait till all the guys get a load of me!" Here comes... the Hotdog Mascot!

Shannan Lerch: The Mascot saunters to the ring, dancing to his music. What a freak.

Zach Davis: He's totally bypassed the other three competitors, and entered the ring. And he's still dancing. What the hell.

Shannan Lerch: Anyway.. outside the ring, that distraction allowed Trinity to avoid the DDT. He's brawling with Oblivion, and Oblivion slides him into the ring before entering as well.

Zach Davis: And here comes the Mascot! He starts stomping on both Trinity and Oblivion.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion isn't going to stand for being attacked by a man in a hot dog suit, however. Oblivion gets up and blocks a punch from the Mascot before kicking him hard in the gut.. and hits the 5150!! Ouch!

Zach Davis: Mascot rolls out of the ring, holding his head in pain. Meanwhile, Slickie rolls in. He comes up behind Oblivion and executes a Russian Legsweep, taking him down. He then slides out onto the apron.. what is he going for?

Shannan Lerch: Springboard 450 Splash! Into a pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Kickout by Oblivion. That was a close one.

Zach Davis: Trinity comes up behind Slickie, and wow! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie panics for a moment, trying to get out of the hold. He grabs for the ropes..

Zach Davis: And reaches one. The ref forces Trinity to release the hold. Time for a new entrant!

Shannan Lerch: Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Here comes Doc Henry! He's running to the ring and... wait, what's this?

Shannan Lerch: He just slid under the ring! He's hiding under there. Didn't he do this last year too!?

Zach Davis: Well, smart strategy, I can't blame the guy. Anyway, back in the ring, the Mascot is brawling with Slickie of all people... and he's put Guiliano in the Bun Pwner! Oh no!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie struggles until he's able to wriggle out of the large hot dog man's grasp. He shoves the Mascot away, but HDM runs at him..

Zach Davis: BOOM! OMERTA! The Mascot goes flying back and out of the ring!

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion runs at Slickie now.. OMERTA!

Zach Davis: No! Oblivion ducks it! Oblivion grabs Slickie from behind and hits a Dragon Suplex!

Shannan Lerch: He keeps it bridged for the pin! One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Slickie kicks out! That was a close call.

Zach Davis: Oblivion gets up, and here comes Trinity! He Clotheslines Oblivion out of the ring. He then hits a Standing Moonsault onto Slickie, into the pin!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: NO! Slickie kicks out again!

Shannan Lerch: Trinity picks Slickie up now.. he kicks Slickie, but Slickie catches the leg.

Zach Davis: Dragonscrew Legwhip! Time for a new entrant.

Shannan Lerch: Three, two, one....


Shannan Lerch: He's headed to the ring.. and he stops. What's he doing?

Zach Davis: He's going under the ring... and he's pulling out Doc Henry! Haha!

Shannan Lerch: Henry is kicking and screaming. Price pulls him out and the two start brawling!

Zach Davis: Price gets the upper hand, sending Doc reeling with a few lefts and rights. Price hits a European Uppercut, and follows up with..

Shannan Lerch: Snap DDT! Poor Doc Henry, ouch.

Zach Davis: Price picks him up and slides him in the ring.

Shannan Lerch: Before he can go for a pin, however, he's attacked by... the Hotdog Mascot?

Zach Davis: The Mascot has just viciously attacked Price, tackling him down and hitting him with a flurry of fists. Price stumbles to his feet and the Mascot grabs him from behind..

Shannan Lerch: He has him in the Sleeper! He's going for the Connector!

Zach Davis: But Jay Price has this move well scouted. He slams his body backwards, smashing the Mascot between the ringpost and Price's own body. Mascot stumbles out from the corner..

Shannan Lerch: Price hits him with the Busted Grill! He pins him!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: THREE! Our first elimination. Jay Price has rid this match of the Hotdog Mascot.

Zach Davis: Henry comes up behind Price and hits a Chop Block, buckling Price's leg. Henry then starts stomping him mercilessly.

Shannan Lerch: Guess he's still mad for Price pulling him out of his hiding spot!

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Oblivion has been sent outside the ring. Slickie and Trinity are going at it.

Shannan Lerch: Slickie just DDT'd Trinity to the mat. And time for another entrant! Three..

Zach Davis: Two.. One..

Shannan Lerch: The Animal by Disturbed is playing and here comes Austin Adams! One half of the Big Time Jerks is heading to the ring.

Zach Davis: If Adams can last until Adam Young gets in here, those two will have a distinct advantage. Adams gets in the ring and goes after Doc Henry.

Shannan Lerch: Adams throws Henry to the ropes... Spinebuster! He grabs Jay Price, who just stumbled up.. Chokeslam! Austin Adams is cleaning house!

Zach Davis: And he grabs Trinity next. Suplex into a reverse STO! The Perfect Storm! He pins him..

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Trinity is out!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie stops Austin Adams' momentum, however; Slickie throws him right over the top rope.

Zach Davis: ...and right near Oblivion. Oblivion attacks Adams now, and... oh my, what is he going for here?...

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion just hit a Cradle Piledriver on Adams, on the outside! I don't believe it!

Zach Davis: I hope Adams is okay! Oblivion gets back into the ring now.. Clothesline to Slickie, Clothesline to Price, Clothesline to Henry.. Oblivion is back in this, with force.

Shannan Lerch: And now he's focusing on Slickie. Stomping away at him, mercilessly.

Zach Davis: Time for a new entrant. Three.. two... one...

Shannan Lerch: D-Day!

Zach Davis: D-Day is running full speed to the ring! He slides in and goes right on the attack, hitting Oblivion with lefts and rights!

Shannan Lerch: D-Day sends Oblivion to the ropes... Superkick! Down he goes!

Zach Davis: But he stumbles right back up.. D-Day hits him with a few rapid kicks.. and one last kick right between the eyes! D for Destruction!

Shannan Lerch: D-Day pins Oblivion! One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Oblivion kicks out.

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Price is back up. He exits the ring, and now he's attacking Austin Adams.

Shannan Lerch: But Adams fights back! The two trade blows... Price slams Adams' face onto the ring apron.. Adams grabs Price's head and slams it against the turnbuckle..

Zach Davis: Adams grabs Price's throat, ready for a Chokeslam, but Price kicks him away. Price Dropkicks Adams, causing him to stumble back into the guardrail.

Shannan Lerch: Adams staggers forward.. Price hits a beautiful Belly to Belly! Ouch!

Zach Davis: In the ring, Henry is attacking D-Day. D-Day is in the corner and Henry is stomping a mudhole in him.

Shannan Lerch: Henry pulls D-Day up and grabs him... OOF! Backdrop Suplex! Looks like D-Day hit his neck hard.

Zach Davis: Henry pins him.. one!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Zach Davis: Nope! D-Day kicked out.

Shannan Lerch: Next participant time. Three.. two.. one..

Zach Davis: Ace Garrison! The former Television Champ is coming to the ring.

Shannan Lerch: He goes for Doc Henry, Bulldogging him down... and now, right for D-Day, stomping him. He picks D-Day up... he's going for the Ace High!

Zach Davis: No! D-Day pushes him away, then ducks a Clothesline... D-Day rolls him up!..

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! I don't believe it! Ace Garrison is out already!?

Shannan Lerch: Garrison is up, and he's furious, arguing with the referee, saying it was a fast count. Too late now though.

Zach Davis: Still fuming, Garrison is leaving.. wait, no! He turns around.. HE HAS D-DAY IN THE FINAL CLUTCH!

Shannan Lerch: Someone get him out of there! What the hell is he thinking? The ref is telling him to break it up but he's not listening!

Zach Davis: Finally, after several moments, Garrison releases the hold and leaves. Still pissed. I hope he gets whats coming to him.

Shannan Lerch: D-Day rolls out of the ring, trying to recover. Meanwhile, Slickie and Doc Henry are going at it. Henry is dragging Slickie's face across the ropes.. ouch.

Zach Davis: Henry then kicks Slickie in the gut.. Pedigree!

Shannan Lerch: No! Slickie reverses it with a Back Bodydrop! Henry stumbles up and Slickie goes for an Omerta!

Zach Davis: Henry ducks it!... and pokes Slickie in the eye! Come on.

Shannan Lerch: Henry knows that he has to do what he has to do to win.

Zach Davis: Henry bounces off the ropes... SPEAR!

Shannan Lerch: Henry knows he's one move away from eliminating the World Champion. He's climbing to the top rope... is he going to go All In?

Zach Davis: Yes! All-In!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie rolls out of the way at the last moment!

Zach Davis: D-Day is back in the ring now, and he's attacking Henry, who landed hard.

Shannan Lerch: Time for a new entrant. Three... two.. one...

Zach Davis: Uh oh. I hear bells.

Shannan Lerch: Aaannddd here comes Creeping Death! He's walking to the ring.. pretty casual-like. He's been outspoken about not caring about War.

Zach Davis: He's going straight for D-Day. He grabs D-Day from behind, spins him around, picks him up... uh oh...

Shannan Lerch: BURNING HAMMER!

Zach Davis: So much cooler than the Tiger Driver 91 or Package Piledriver. But anyway, D-Day was still hurting after Garrison's submission hold.. this isn't good for him.

Shannan Lerch: CD pins Day, hooking the leg. One. Two.

Zach Davis: Three. D-Day is gone.

Shannan Lerch: CD gets up and turns around... and he's face to face with Jay Price. Uh oh.

Zach Davis: Staredown! Everyone knows the history between these two men... what is going to happen here?...

Shannan Lerch: Creeping Death yells for the referee's attention... and...

Zach Davis: CD taps out? Did Jay Price just make CD submit ... by staring at him?

Shannan Lerch: I think this was just a case of Creeping Death not caring about being in this match, Zach. He's walking out. Jay Price shrugs.

Zach Davis: We're down to five men currently in this match. Slickie T, Oblivion, Doc Henry, Jay Price, and Austin Adams.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion grabs Price and throws him to the corner. He starts hitting him with a few strikes.

Zach Davis: Oblivion lifts Price up onto the turnbuckle now... Oblivion is going up with him.. oh no.

Shannan Lerch: He's going for his move, Shatter! That is a top rope Brainbustaahhhh!

Zach Davis: No! Jay Price is fighting out of it. Price knows that if Oblivion hit this move, it would be all over for him.

Shannan Lerch: Price shoves Oblivion off the top.. he then jumps off with a Guillotine Leg Drop! Damn!

Zach Davis: Price pins Oblivion. One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Zach Davis: No! Oblivion kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Next entrant time. Three, two, one..

Zach Davis: And here comes Adam Young! This is good news for Austin Adams.

Shannan Lerch: Young slides in and the Jerks begin attacking Slickie T! Not good for the World Champ.

Zach Davis: They throw Slickie T to the ropes... Young hits a Flapjack and Adams DDTs Slickie to the mat! They call that the Pieface!

Shannan Lerch: Young pins Slickie! One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: Thre-no! Slickie gets the shoulder up at the last moment!

Zach Davis: But the Jerks aren't done. They pick Slickie up... they're going for their Double Stunner, their Shangri-La!

Shannan Lerch: If they hit it, its over for Slickie. But no! Guiliano pushes them both away, they turn around..

Zach Davis: BAM! OMERTA TO YOUNG! He ducks a Clothesline from Adams... and hits the T-Bone!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie T pins Austin Adams.. one! two!

Zach Davis: Three! Adams is gone! Guess the Jerks just messed with the wrong Italian.

Shannan Lerch: Slickie turns to Young.. but Price quickly throws Slickie out of the ring! What the hell?

Zach Davis: Price quickly pins Young! He's trying to steal the elimination! One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Young kicks out. Price was proud of his performance last year and I hear he's trying to do even better this year.

Zach Davis: Price picks Young up and goes for the Busted Grill, but Young shoves Price away. And Slickie is back in the ring now!

Shannan Lerch: Slickie and Price, going toe to toe! Trading blows! Price soon gets the upper hand, however, and kicks Slickie in the gut.

Zach Davis: Snap Suplex! Price floats over and pins Guiliano. One.. two..

Shannan Lerch: Slickie kicks out. He's been in this match the longest, of course, he might soon start to get tired...

Zach Davis: Price puts Slickie in a Crucifix Armbar. Time for a new entrant! Three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Ah, the Superman theme is playing. Great. Here comes Captain Punishment.

Zach Davis: Captain Punishment gets in the ring and he's looking around.. he seemed kinda paranoid, or nervous, or something. This guy.

Shannan Lerch: Regardless, Oblivion notices him. Uh oh. Not good. Oblivion hits him with a few punches, and sends him to the corner.

Zach Davis: Oblivion runs at him... but Captain Punishment gets his foot up! Oblivion hits it and stumbles forward!

Shannan Lerch: Captain Punishment goes for a Scoop Slam, but.. he can't quite get him up, uh oh.

Zach Davis: Captain Punishment stumbles away, clutching his back in pain. Oblivion throws him to the ropes..

Shannan Lerch: The Black Hole!

Zach Davis: Oblivion pins Captain Punishment. One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Zach Davis: No! Captain Punishment kicked out, I don't believe it!

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion wasn't expecting that. He climbs up to the top.. I think he's going for the Bi-Polar!

Zach Davis: But no! Doc Henry comes out of nowhere and shoves Oblivion off the turnbuckle, sending him crashing to the outside!

Shannan Lerch: Captain Punishment is safe for now.

Zach Davis: Maybe not, because now Doc Henry is stomping on him. New entrant, three, two, one..

Shannan Lerch: Uh oh. Here comes Jason Kash.

Zach Davis: Kash enters the ring... and all of a sudden everyone is focusing on him. This isn't good.

Shannan Lerch: He gets a Big Boot from Oblivion, which spins him around and sends him right into a Spear from Doc Henry!

Zach Davis: Busted Grill from Jay Price! Slickie T is on the top rope now...

Shannan Lerch: Ace of Spades! Slickie pins Kash... one, two..

Zach Davis: Three! There goes Kash.

Shannan Lerch: That was a nice showing of unity for a little while, but now all hell has broken loose again. Oblivion and Doc Henry are brawling, Slickie and Young, Price and Captain Punishment.

Zach Davis: Oblivion throws Henry to the ropes, and then executes a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker as he comes back. He then locks him in a Boston Crab. Painful.

Shannan Lerch: Price just took Captain Punishment down with a Drop Toehold. Now he climbs up to the second rope..

Zach Davis: Leg drop! Price pins Punishment. One, two..

Shannan Lerch: Kickout! Maybe I believe in superheros after all.

Zach Davis: Wait just a moment. Now Price is locking in the Nightmare on South Street!

Shannan Lerch: Aandd Captain Punishment taps out. So much for superheros, I guess.

Zach Davis: Price stands up and looks around the ring... he runs at Slickie, who still has Doc in the Boston Crab.. OOF!

Shannan Lerch: Price kicks Slickie right in the head! Slickie's eyes look glazed over.. he rolls out of the ring. Could he have a concussion?

Zach Davis: New entrant. Three, two, one..

Shannan Lerch: Uh oh. Here we go. Here comes Greenfever.

Zach Davis: Greenfever enters the ring and boom! Down goes Price, eating a Roundhouse Kick. Spin Kick to Doc Henry! STO to Adam Young!

Shannan Lerch: And now... Oblivion. Oblivion and Greenfever face off in the middle of the ring.. two of the craziest men to ever enter WCF... and they're brawling!

Zach Davis: Greenfever soon has the advantage, what with being much fresher than Oblivion! He hooks Oblivion with his arms and then starts hitting headbutt after headbutt, ala Al Snow!

Shannan Lerch: Come on, no one deserves to be compared to Al Snow, not even Greenfever. But after several headbutts, he sends Oblivion reeling! He kicks Oblivion in the gut..

Zach Davis: Dislocated Piledriver!

Shannan Lerch: No! Oblivion counters it with a back bodydrop! Greenfever gets back up and Oblivion grabs him, picking him up... Brainbustahhh!

Zach Davis: Oblivion pins Greenfever! One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Greenfever kicks out. Great, a Brainbuster to a guy that crazy.. if it messes up his head its just going to make things worse.

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Price has exited the ring, and he is eyeing up Slickie T. Uh oh. Jay Price is a shark who smells blood in the water.

Shannan Lerch: Price runs at Slickie, going for a kick.. no! Slickie ducks it, and Price's leg flies over the guardrail. He's stuck on the guardrail, and it looks like he's in a lot of pain. Serves him right.

Zach Davis: Slickie jumps onto the apron now.. what is he going for?

Shannan Lerch: Slickie jumps off and kicks Price right in the chest, sending him over the guardrail and into the fans! This is getting out of control!

Zach Davis: Slickie climbs the guardrail now and he picks Price up, hitting him with a big punch! They're brawling up into the crowd! Can they do this!?

Shannan Lerch: Well, we don't have countouts so I don't see why not! Slickie grabs a beer bottle from someone in the crowd and smashes it into Price's head! Price is bleeding!

Zach Davis: Back in the ring, Henry has started brawling with Greenfever and Oblivion and Young are going at it. Oblivion sends Young to the ropes.. kicks him on the way back..

Shannan Lerch: Soultaker!

Zach Davis: Time for a new entrant! Three, two, one..

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Marcus Moneybanks! And Zach, look! Oblivion just pinned Adam Young!

Zach Davis: Indeed. So much for the Jerks.

Shannan Lerch: Price and Slickie have come back through the crowd now... and Price throws Slickie back over the guardrail. Both men are bloody. I don't think this brawling session was good for either man's longevity in this match.

Zach Davis: Price throws Slickie into the ring and pins him. Could this be it for the World Champ?

Shannan Lerch: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Slickie kicked out!

Zach Davis: Greenfever and Henry have spilled to the outside and look at this! Henry pulls out something from under the ring...

Shannan Lerch: A sledgehammer! This isn't good for the former World Champ!

Zach Davis: Greenfever stumbles to his feet... AND BAM! Henry hits him right in the gut with it! Greenfever drops to his knees..

Shannan Lerch: Henry hits Greenfever right in the head! With a damn sledgehammer! He's insane!

Zach Davis: Henry tosses the sledgehammer aside and rolls Greenfever's damn near unconscious body into the ring. Henry slides in and pins him, hooking the leg.

Shannan Lerch: One.

Zach Davis: Two.

Shannan Lerch: Thr- no!?

Zach Davis: Greenfever kicked out!? How in the world did he do it!?

Shannan Lerch: Beats me Zach, he's both insane and incredibly tough. And Henry looks just as surprised!

Zach Davis: Oh new entrant time! Three, two, one-

Shannan Lerch: I hear a drum beat and EVERYONE IN THE ARENA IS ON THEIR FEET!


Shannan Lerch: Logan enters the ring with a head of steam! Bam, Clothesline to Marcus Moneybanks!

Zach Davis: Clothesline to Doc Henry! Spinning Heel Kick to Oblivion! Logan is on fire!

Shannan Lerch: Anndd.. Jay Price. Logan hesitates a moment when he sees him.. just long enough to give Price the middle finger!

Zach Davis: Price attacks, but Logan blocks a blow from him. Logan HITS HIM WITH THE IMPACT STYLE!

Shannan Lerch: Price stumbles backwards, into the ropes, then stumbles back, Logan intercepts him, GETS HIM IN A SLEEPER...


Shannan Lerch: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: THREE!

Zach Davis: Logan has done it! He's once again eliminated Jay Price from War!

Shannan Lerch: Logan gets up, triumphant. Price rolls out of the ring, probably not quite realizing what just happened yet.

Zach Davis: Well, looks like Oblivion is looking to take Logan out. Oblivion spins him around and kicks him right in the gut.

Shannan Lerch: DDT! Oblivion DDTs Logan to the mat. And heres the pin...

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No, Logan kicks out!

Zach Davis: Marcus Moneybanks is currently attacking Doc Henry. Moneybanks just took him down with a Neckbreaker, and now he's stomping on him.

Shannan Lerch: Marcus hasn't seen a lot of ring time lately due to his partner D-Day's single success, I hope he doesn't have any ring rust.

Zach Davis: New entrant. Three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Fort Knox! This might be good news for Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Well maybe not, because Greenfever intercepts Knox right as he's getting in the ring. Kick to the gut... and a Dislocated Piledriver!..

Shannan Lerch: Pin. One, two...

Zach Davis: Three. Knox is out!

Shannan Lerch: And look, Oblivion just hit Marcus with the 5150! Another pin..

Zach Davis: One! Two!..

Shannan Lerch: Three. Marcus is gone too!

Zach Davis: Five men in this match right now. Slickie T, Oblivion, Doc Henry, Greenfever, and Logan.

Shannan Lerch: And Greenfever finally sees his chance to get Slickie. Slickie is sitting in a corner, exhausted and bleeding.

Zach Davis: Greenfever approaches him.. and with a sick smile on his face, starts stomping him, mercilessly.

Shannan Lerch: I can't blame the guy for attacking a competitor in the match, of course, but just the way Greenfever takes so much pleasure in it... blegh. Its scary.

Zach Davis: Logan and Henry are brawling it out now. Logan bounces off the ropes and hits a One Handed Bulldog, taking Henry down.

Shannan Lerch: Logan then locks in... the Sharpshooter!

Zach Davis: I think you mean the Loganshooter, Shannan. But yes, he has it perfectly applied-

Shannan Lerch: WAIT! Who is that entering the ring? BAM! CHAIR TO LOGAN'S HEAD!

Zach Davis: Oh ugh, I don't believe it.

Shannan Lerch: Seth? What is he doing out here?

Zach Davis: Listen to that crowd boo. Seth Lerch is the next entrant in our match, folks. Wonderful.

Shannan Lerch: And he just hit Logan with a chair! Two long time rivals, at it again. Seth picks Logan up... swift kick to Logan's balls! Ouch!

Zach Davis: Logan's biggest weakness, his testicles. He goes down in a heap, and Seth pins him.

Shannan Lerch: One.

Zach Davis: Two.

Shannan Lerch: No! Logan gets the shoulder up!

Zach Davis: Logan stands up, and Seth is incredulous, wondering how Logan kicked out. Logan reaches into his pants... oh no.. what the...

Shannan Lerch: He pulls out a cup! Look, he was wearing a cup! Brilliant. I thought his bulge looked bigger than normal.

Zach Davis: Well now he throws the cup at Seth's face, ew. And kick to Seth, throws him to the ropes. Sleeper... you know where this is going.

Shannan Lerch: All the way to Connector City! My poor brother. Logan pins Seth now.... one, two..

Zach Davis: Three. Great job, Seth, way to embarrass yourself.

Shannan Lerch: Meanwhile, Greenfever has Slickie.. wow, on the top rope.. what are these two going for?

Zach Davis: I think Greenfever is going for his top rope Crucifix Sitdown Powerbomb.. oh God this is dangerous..

Shannan Lerch: No! Slickie somehow stops Greenfever from picking him, and Guiliano summons all his strength... he executes a Back Bodydrop from the top, sending Greenfever crashing to the mat!

Zach Davis: Slickie quickly turns around as Greenfever stumbles up, and flies off the top.. Ace of Spades!

Shannan Lerch: And Slickie isn't done! He jumps to the top once more... Shooting Star Press onto Greenfever!

Zach Davis: One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Zach Davis: Three!

Shannan Lerch: In his last WCF match ever, Slickie T has pinned one of his greatest rivals!

Zach Davis: We're down to four, but not for long. Next entrant. Three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes a newcomer, Homeless Dan. Well, uh.. that is an interesting name to go by.

Zach Davis: He looks.. very dirty. I mean, couldn't he have showered here? His fingers are all brown and gross looking.

Shannan Lerch: He slides into the ring, and... eh oh. Oblivion sees him.

Zach Davis: Oblivion hits the Check Out Time on poor Homeless Dan! Oblivion pins him...

Shannan Lerch: One, two..

Zach Davis: Three. Homeless Dan is outta here.

Shannan Lerch: So we're back to four men. Slickie T, Oblivion, Doc Henry, and Logan.

Zach Davis: All four are up, and all four are in opposite corners, looking around at the others. Who is gonna make the first move?

Shannan Lerch: Logan. Makes sense since he's the freshest. He slides out of the ring and quickly runs over to where Slickie is standing, grabbing his legs and pulling him out of the ring!

Zach Davis: Logan knows that Slickie is his biggest competition right now. Even though he started the match, I think he has more will to win than anyone else in this thing.

Shannan Lerch: These two men were the last wrestlers left at last year's War! And here they go again, brawling like madmen. Slickie is bleeding, and he's been in this match for quite a while, but you couldn't even tell judging from how much energy he has left.

Zach Davis: A blow to Logan, a blow from Slickie! Logan, Slickie, Logan, Slickie. Logan blocks one of Slickie's hits, Slickie goes for a kick. Logan grabs his foot..

Shannan Lerch: Slickie hits a stiff Enziguri! Logan is sent reeling!

Zach Davis: Back in the ring, Oblivion and Doc Henry have tied up. Oblivion lifts Henry up for a Vertical Suplex.. but no, Henry lands right behind him!

Shannan Lerch: Chop block! Henry chop blocks Oblivion. Oblivion's leg buckles and Henry uses this opening to grab him.. and execute a vicious German Suplex!

Zach Davis: Into a pin! One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! Oblivion kicks out!

Zach Davis: Next entrant! Three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Another newcomer! Here comes Paul Dangerous. With a name like that, you know he is gonna be a force to be reckoned with.

Zach Davis: Did you know that today is Paul Dangerous' birthday, and that he has deemed today Dangerous Day? I think he has a real chance here!

Shannan Lerch: Well he's on the apron, and stepping between the ropes... and Doc Henry is already attacking him before he's even all the way in the ring!

Zach Davis: Doc Henry pulls him in.. eye poke! He just poked him in the eye! Come on, Henry!

Shannan Lerch: And now Henry hits him with the Gambler's Hand! Here's the pin..

Zach Davis: One.

Shannan Lerch: Two.

Zach Davis: Three. Aw.

Shannan Lerch: There goes Paul Dangerous! What a shame, I thought he had potential to win this thing. I like his moxy.

Zach Davis: Outside the ring, Slickie and Logan are still going at it. Logan throws Slickie to the guardrail, and Slickie hits hard, back-first. He stumbles away and Logan then throws him hard into the ring steps, which Slickie crashes into with a sickening thud.

Shannan Lerch: I don't know what it is about War that brings out the best in Logan, but the Face of Treachery is on fire tonight.

Zach Davis: Logan climbs up onto the apron... what is he going for?

Shannan Lerch: He knows that he has to bust out something special if he wants to defeat Slickie T here tonight. Slickie is laying on the ground, Logan runs..

Zach Davis: Logan flies off the apron and hits Slickie with a huge elbow, shades of Mick Foley!

Shannan Lerch: Throwing caution to the wind! But Logan may've hurt himself in the process.

Zach Davis: In the ring, Oblivion and Henry are back at it. Henry goes for another eye poke, and Oblivion stumbles away, but... I think it mostly just pissed him off, uh oh.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion points at Henry. He grabs him and executes a Short Arm Clothesline, and then starts stomping on him.. every part of his body!

Zach Davis: S.T.O.M.P., Survive Treachery Overcome Monstrous Psychopaths! Thats what he calls that. What a long name.

Shannan Lerch: Henry is hurting. Oblivion climbs to the top... and he flies off with the Bi-Polar! He pins Henry!

Zach Davis: One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Zach Davis: Three!

Shannan Lerch: There goes one half of the tag champs!

Zach Davis: Henry rolls out of the ring. Time for a new entrant.. three, two, one..

Shannan Lerch: Oh, I don't believe it.

Zach Davis: Here comes Johnny Reb. Johnny Reb is walking down to the ring.. just as Doc Henry is walking up the ramp.

Shannan Lerch: The two exchange glances.. and exchange some words... Doc Henry flips Reb off as he's leaving. I'm surprised they're not fighting!

Zach Davis: Well, Doc's gotta be tired, and Reb has bigger fish to fry at the moment. But I can't wait to see these two go at it some day, if it ever comes to that.

Shannan Lerch: We have two more entrants. One person who... I have no idea?... and Russle Trombone. One of these six men will be the World Champion.

Zach Davis: Well, Reb gets in the ring and immediately ducks a big Clothesline from Oblivion. Reb then snaps off a Dropkick, sending Oblivion back. Reb quickly jumps onto the apron..

Shannan Lerch: Reb Springboards and hits a Clothesline on Oblivion next, knocking him down! Reb jumps to the top and executes a Moonsault Leg Drop!

Zach Davis: The Inveterrate Confederate is on fire! Figuratively, not literally, for anyone that for some reason is reading what I'm saying instead of watching this show on a television.

Shannan Lerch: AND WHOA! Reb just ran to the ropes and hit a Tope Con Hilo to the outside, hitting Slickie and Logan!

Zach Davis: Reb really is on the attack! Reb picks up Slickie and throws him into the ring, pinning him, hooking the leg!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: Three

Zach Davis: NO! Slickie got the shoulder up! But just barely. Reb picks him up and hits a few forearms to his head before executing a Facebreaker DDT!

Shannan Lerch: Now Reb goes back to the top.. he flies off with the Southern Star!

Zach Davis: And Slickie rolls away in the nick of time! Thats all he could do, if Reb hit it it could all be over for the reigning Champ. But Reb hits his back hard!

Shannan Lerch: Reb stumbles to his feet and Oblivion is up. Oblivion throws Reb to the ropes... he's going for the Black Hole!..

Zach Davis: But no, Reb leapfrogs over him and as he's coming back, hits Oblivion with another Dropkick!

Shannan Lerch: Next entrant. Who is it going to be? Three.. two.. one..

Zach Davis: I recognize that music! Is she really back!?

Shannan Lerch: ANASTASIA PETROVA IS HEADING TO THE RING!? What, ugh, I hate that slut!

Zach Davis: Dancing to the ring is more like it! She slides in and immediately tackles down Johnny Reb!

Shannan Lerch: Petrova rains down punches on Johnny Reb, who wasn't expecting to see her in this match, I'm sure.

Zach Davis: CATFIGHT!!

Shannan Lerch: Huh? Johnny Reb is a man.

Zach Davis: Oh yeah, don't know what I was thinking. Anyway, Reb and Petrova are up now. Reb goes for a Clothesline but Petrova ducks it.

Shannan Lerch: RKO!

Zach Davis: The Rasputin!

Shannan Lerch: And now Logan is in the ring! He and Petrova go face to face! And he's..

Zach Davis: Yep. He's hitting on her. Come on.

Shannan Lerch: It looks like it might be working! He just called her babygirl, I can read his lips. Is she blushing?

Zach Davis: Well.. Logan's the Face of Treachery, I don't know if she should trust him-

Shannan Lerch: I don't know if he should trust her! Look, she just slapped him right in the face! It was all a trick!

Zach Davis: Logan is sent reeling, and Petrova DDTs him to the mat!

Shannan Lerch: Haha, take that, Logan, you pig! Maybe Petrova isn't so bad after all.

Zach Davis: Petrova turns around - AND OH! REB FLIES OFF THE TOP..

Shannan Lerch: SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL! Reb hits Petrova with the Saturday Night Special! Here is the pin..

Zach Davis: One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Aw. Sixteen year old hearts are broken everywhere as Anastasia Petrova is eliminated.

Shannan Lerch: She rolls out of the ring. And look, she just flashed someone on her way back! Nevermind, she IS a slut.

Zach Davis: She just flashed someone else! She took her whole top off! Wow, I pity anyone that is reading this commentary instead of seeing this! I don't believe it!

Shannan Lerch: And its time for our last entrant. Here comes Russle Trombone!

Zach Davis: Well.. not really. He's stopped dead in his tracks, staring at Anastasia Petrova. She winks at him before she heads to the back. Guess I know what those two are doing later tonight.

Shannan Lerch: Trombone gets in the ring and is immediately greeted with a Dropkick from Johnny Reb. He steps back, then forward, and Reb follows up with a Snapmare..

Zach Davis: Into the Dragon Sleeper. He calls that the Sweet Water Sleeper!

Shannan Lerch: Trombone fights it... but no. He's in the middle of the ring, and he can't get out of this... Trombone is forced to tap out.

Zach Davis: He seemed to be off his game tonight. I wonder if anything traumatic happened to him earlier in the week, I heard some rumors about some crazy stuff happening to some WCF stars...

Shannan Lerch: Plus, he probably just wants to get backstage with Anastasia Petrova.

Zach Davis: Seriously though, we're down to our final four.

Shannan Lerch: Slickie T. Oblivion. Logan. Johnny Reb.

Zach Davis: And once again, everyone has retreated to opposite corners.

Shannan Lerch: This time, vicious Oblivion is the first to act. He runs at Slickie T, going for a Lariat!

Zach Davis: Slickie T ducks it, however, and takes Oblivion down with a Russian Legsweep!

Shannan Lerch: Logan and Slickie both start stomping on Oblivion... and wow, Reb too?

Zach Davis: I think all three of these people realize that Oblivion is a madman and has to be taken out of this match.

Shannan Lerch: Logan picks Oblivion up... and then hits a Spinebuster as he's coming back!

Zach Davis: Johnny Reb flies off the top.. Southern Discomfort! He pins Oblivion!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: Three! Oblivion is gone!

Zach Davis: And immediately, Logan wraps his arms around Reb's head... he has him in the Sleeper!

Shannan Lerch: Oh no! Johnny Reb should've never left his back open to Logan.... here's the Connector!

Zach Davis: Logan pins Reb, hooking the leg.

Shannan Lerch: One.

Zach Davis: Two.


Zach Davis: I don't believe it! Logan is shocked! Even Slickie T is surprised.

Shannan Lerch: Logan stands up... AND SLICKIE GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND... T-BONE! He's going for the T-Bone!

Zach Davis: No! Logan shoves him off and into the ropes. Logan then executes a Release German Suplex on the Ace of Hardcore!

Shannan Lerch: Logan picks up Slickie and quickly tosses him out of the ring. He then turns back to Reb... and puts him in a Figure Four Leglock.

Zach Davis: Is Reb gonna tap? If he injures his legs... it isn't going to be good for the rest of this match, OR the rest of his career..

Shannan Lerch: But I can see the resolve in Reb's eyes. He's not giving up. The crowd is behind him... he's trying to turn Logan over!

Zach Davis: Flip Logan over, reverse the pressure. He's trying... he's trying... can he do it?...

Shannan Lerch: Look at this! Slickie T Springboards over the top rope and hits a Guillotine Legdrop onto Logan!

Zach Davis: That'll break the hold all right! Slickie kicks Logan out of the ring now... and oh no! He puts Reb in a Boston Crab!

Shannan Lerch: Johnny Reb is screaming in pain! Come on, Reb, you can do it...

Zach Davis: But Slickie has the hold locked in perfectly. Reb lifts his hand, about to tap...

Shannan Lerch: But no, no... he doesn't do it...

Zach Davis: He.. the ref needs to check if he's conscious. I think he may've passed out.

Shannan Lerch: I think you're right, Zach. The ref lifts his arm up, and it falls. He lifts it again, it falls. Yeah. Reb is done.

Zach Davis: He lifts it again, and its academic.


Zach Davis: It was all a rouse to get Slickie to lower his guard, I think! Reb uses the last of his energy to lunge to the ropes, and he grabs them! Slickie has to break the hold!

Shannan Lerch: But the damage may have been done. Reb is up, but he's limping. He slides onto the apron..

Zach Davis: Reb Springboards over the ropes!- no. His leg gave out, he didn't quite make it. He lands on his two feet but it gave Slickie his opening.. OMERTA!

Shannan Lerch: REB DUCKS IT!

Zach Davis: Reb rolls Slickie up from behind!

Shannan Lerch: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: KICKOUT! Slickie kicks out! That was a close call!

Zach Davis: Both men are to their feet, Slickie ducks a Lariat from Reb, and-

Shannan Lerch: T-BONE! This has to be it. Here's the pin.

Zach Davis: One.

Shannan Lerch: Two.

Zach Davis: Three.

Shannan Lerch: Reb is eliminated. But GREAT effort, he truly showed us his heart here tonight.

Zach Davis: And for the second year in a row.... we are down to Slickie T and Logan.

Shannan Lerch: Before Reb even gets a chance to roll out of the ring, Logan is on Slickie!

Zach Davis: Logan hits Slickie with a Lou Thesz press, and now he's raining down punches, Rattlesnake style. Logan gets up and Slickie stumbles up as well, Logan catches him with a Belly to Belly Suplex!

Shannan Lerch: Logan pins him. One, two..

Zach Davis: Kickout. Logan knew he wouldn't beat Slickie with that, but he's making Slickie use the energy.

Shannan Lerch: Logan picks Slickie up now and throws him to the ropes.. Slickie comes back and hits a Cross Bodyblock!

Zach Davis: No, Logan catches him... Fallaway Slam! And another pin!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Another kickout!

Shannan Lerch: Logan waits for Slickie to get to his feet this time. Logan measures him...

Zach Davis: Impact Style!

Shannan Lerch: No! Slickie avoids it! Logan turns around and SLICKIE CONNECTS WITH THE OMERTA!

Zach Davis: PIN!

Shannan Lerch: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: SUSPENSE!

Zach Davis: Kickout! Logan kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: But now Slickie is back in the driver's seat. He rests a bit, catching his breath and letting Logan climb to his feet.

Zach Davis: Once Logan is up Slickie hits him with a stiff kick to the gut.. bam, Snap Suplex. Slickie gets up and starts stomping on the Face of Treachery.

Shannan Lerch: Soon, however, Slickie begins climbing to the top. What is he going for?

Zach Davis: I don't know, but Logan is up. He runs at Slickie to stop him.. and Slickie kicks him away!

Shannan Lerch: Logan turns back around.. ACE OF SPADES!

Zach Davis: Slickie pins Logan once more!

Shannan Lerch: ONE.

Zach Davis: TWO.

Shannan Lerch: Logan's foot is on the ropes!

Zach Davis: Slickie pulls Logan to the middle of the ring and pins him again.

Shannan Lerch: ONE.

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: Kickout. So close.

Zach Davis: Slickie knows he has one more move in his arsenal. He waits for Logan to stand...

Shannan Lerch: He wraps him up for the T-Bone..

Zach Davis: No, Logan shoves him away! Slickie bounces off, comes back.. LOGAN WRAPS HIM IN A SLEEPER!

Shannan Lerch: CONNECTOR! Logan hits it!

Zach Davis: Could Logan be the World Champion in 2010!? Here's the pin! ONE!

Shannan Lerch: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! Slickie kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Logan curses to himself, clearly angry, not knowing what he has to do to beat him. He throws Slickie to the turnbuckle now.

Zach Davis: He lifts Slickie up... it looks like he may be going for some kind of Superplex?...

Shannan Lerch: Oh my God.. no! Look at this..

Zach Davis: Top rope Falcon Arrow! Beautiful move, and Logan follows it up with a pin!

Shannan Lerch: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO.

Shannan Lerch: NO! Slickie gets his arm up at the last second, once more!

Zach Davis: How do you beat the unbeatable, Zach?

Shannan Lerch: Logan is breathing hard, he's exhausted. So is Slickie. Logan measures Slickie, waiting for him to get up...

Zach Davis: But Slickie's too tired. He's not even moving. Logan walks over to him, pulling him to his feet, and

Shannan Lerch: SLICKIE SNAPS OFF ANOTHER OMERTA OUT OF NOWHERE! He kicked Logan's head off! Here's the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Shannan Lerch: TWO!


Shannan Lerch: Incredible.

Zach Davis: Slickie picks Logan up... he NEEDS to hit the T-Bone here.

Shannan Lerch: And Logan knows that is what he's going for. Logan drops down, dead weight, rolls away. Gets up, ducks a Clothesline from Slickie..

Zach Davis: Logan gets the Sleeper in..

Shannan Lerch: THERE IT IS, ANOTHER CONNECTOR. Logan has Slickie right in the middle of the ring, he pins him! Hooking the leg!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Shannan Lerch: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE.

Shannan Lerch: This is it. I.. wow. I don't believe it. Logan...

Zach Davis: Say it with me. Logan has won War, and become the new WCF World Champion.

Shannan Lerch: Logan's music is playing.. wow. I just... I don't believe it.

Zach Davis: The ref hands him the World Title. Slickie is laying in the middle of the ring, exhausted. Logan helps him to his feet.. showing some class, for once!

Shannan Lerch: Logan extends his hand... and Slickie shakes it. Logan offers Slickie the World Title, one last time. Slickie takes it and climbs up on the turnbuckle, raising it in the air to a huge ovation, and lots of pictures.

Zach Davis: Slickie then hands Logan the World Title back, pats him on the back and whispers something in his ear. Slickie slides out of the ring.. wow. This is emotional.

Shannan Lerch: He was easily one of the best World Champions we've ever had, Zach. He's going to be missed. He slaps a few of the fans' hands as he goes...

Zach Davis: Slickie T, Allen Guiliano, the Ace of Hardcore... disappears to the back. Farewell, Slickie.

Shannan Lerch: Meanwhile, though, we have Logan in the ring, still celebrating. I'm not a huge Logan fan, as you all know, but... I guess I can't help but feel a little happy for the guy.

Zach Davis: Logan stands tall tonight as the winner of WAR!

Shannan Lerch: The lights just flickered! What the hell? They were serious weren't they??


Shannan Lerch: Logan is concerned! This is stupid! This is HIS moment!

Zach Davis: Not anymore, sadly! This Is War has now taken over tonight!

Shannan Lerch: Uh oh! They're on the apron.. and now they've entered the ring!

Zach Davis: Logan is looking around! He's going to try and fight them! Hell yeah!



Shannan Lerch: HOW MANY ARE THERE?






Shannan Lerch: Logan is out! Out cold, god damn it!

Zach Davis: One of the guys picks him up... he just hit him with an Evenflow DDT! What the hell is going on here?!





Zach Davis: They're all unmasking one at a time!

Shannan Lerch: THAT'S RICK MAD!


Shannan Lerch: THAT'S TANK REAPER!


Shannan Lerch: WHAT THE HELL?

Zach Davis: J.J. BIGGS!!!!










Zach Davis: MY MIND... HAS BEEN BLOWN...





And the WAR feed cuts off abruptly.. minds are blown, dreams are shattered, and the road to One.. has begun.