Zach Davis: Welcome to War!
Shannan Lerch: And a big welcome back to me!
Zach Davis: Yes, yes, welcome back, Shannan. You're finally all better?
Shannan Lerch: I've been better for a while, I just wasn't ready to come back. I don't want to talk about it.
Zach Davis: Fair enough. Anyway, Wipe That Smile Off Your Face by Our Lady Peace is playing, the crowd is on their feet, and we're live from the newly renovated WCF Arena in Reading, Pennsylvania!
Shannan Lerch: WCF has a new beginning tonight. We're out of the shadow of the worst authority figure in WCF history, Creeping Death, and back in the hands of Seth Lerch.
Zach Davis: Uh, you think Creeping Death was worse than Gravedigger? And hasn't Seth lost control of his own company more times than any of us can remember?
Shannan Lerch: Shut up, Zach. The poor guy just got attacked by Odin Balfore a few days ago!
Zach Davis: That he did, Shannan. Odin Balfore will be competing tonight for his chance to win back the World Title he was recently stripped of. But there are so many other superstars in this match!
Shannan Lerch: You've got former Champs like Oblivion, Johnny Reb, Jay Williams, Brad Kane, Logan..
Zach Davis: And of course, quite a few up and comers. Kaylyn Evans, Da Funk, Roy Speede, El Mideo Extremo, Switches the Clown-
Shannan Lerch: Switches the Clown? For Christ's sake.
Zach Davis: ..and WCF veterans looking to win the big one, Doc Henry, Adam Young, Jake Keeton..
Shannan Lerch: This could be anyone's night, Zach.
Zach Davis: You've gotta see Logan and Balfore as the two favorites going into the match. Logan has won War more than any man in history, and has a victory over Slickie T in this very match.
Shannan Lerch: By contrast, this is Balfore's first War match, BUT he may be more motivated than anyone else in it.
Zach Davis: Enough talk. Let's see who the first two men.. or women!.. will be!
Shannan Lerch: OBLIVION! Oblivion's music is playing! Wow. Here he comes.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is a former Champ, and one of the most vicious men to ever compete in this company. His wars with Greenfever, Slickie T and more are epic.
Shannan Lerch: And the poor soul that is going to have to start this twenty man match with him is...
Zach Davis: JOHNNY REB!
Shannan Lerch: Sweet Home Alabama is playing, and here comes the Inveterate Confederate. I do not envy this man.
Zach Davis: Let's not underestimate him, Shannan. Reb is also a former Champion, one of the best to ever step foot in a WCF ring.
Shannan Lerch: As Reb gets into the ring, Oblivion attacks! Theres the bell! War has begun!
Zach Davis: Oblivion pounds Reb with several forearms shots to the back, followed by to his head. Oblivion sends Reb to the ropes..
Shannan Lerch: Tiltawhirl Backbreaker! Ouch. Here's the pin. One! Two!
Zach Davis: No, too early, Reb gets the shoulder up. Oblivion picks Reb up now but Reb shoves him away. Oblivion charges, and Reb hits him with a quick Dropkick!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion stumbles into the corner, Reb runs at him.. ah, Oblivion moves out of the way and Reb crashes into the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Oblivion grabs Johnny from behind... OUCh! Dragon Suplex!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion just hit his second big move on Reb, and the match has just begun! Reb needs to figure something out here or he doesn't stand a chance!
Zach Davis: And now Oblivion puts Reb into a Boston Crab. If Reb gets his legs taken out this early, well.. I can't see him making it through.
Shannan Lerch: Time for a new competitor! Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Here comes Buzzsaw Bundy! If anyone can go toe to toe with Oblivion, this could be the man!
Shannan Lerch: Buzzsaw slides in and kicks Oblivion off of Reb! Dazed, Oblivion gets to his feet and Bundy throws him to the ropes.
Zach Davis: Buzzsaw hits Oblivion with a Big Boot! Oblivion goes down and rolls out of the ring to regroup!
Shannan Lerch: Reb rolls Buzzsaw up from behind! One!
Zach Davis: Two! Kickout!
Shannan Lerch: Buzzsaw just helped Reb out, and Reb tried to pin him the first chance he got. Reb is in it to win it, that's for sure.
Zach Davis: Both Buzzsaw and Reb are to their feet, Buzzsaw goes for a Clothesline but Reb ducks it and hits another Dropkick. Buzzsaw runs at Reb and Reb executes an Armdrag!
Shannan Lerch: Bundy to his feet now, Reb Dropkicks him down once more. Reb then gets onto the ring apron and Springboards as Bundy is standing up..
Zach Davis: Bulldog! But wait, Oblivion is back in the ring now-
Shannan Lerch: Vicious Clothesline to the back of Reb's head! He then tosses Reb out of the ring and turns to Bundy, who is stumbling up himself.
Zach Davis: Oblivion kicks Bundy in the gut and DDTs him to the mat!
Shannan Lerch: And now he's standing and showboating above the fallen body of Buzzsaw Bundy. Oblivion is firmly in control here.
Zach Davis: Next entrant time! Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: Da Funk! He runs to the ring full speed, and climbs the turnbuckle right away.
Zach Davis: Oblivion charges in, but Funk hits him with a shot to the head, sending him reeling. Funk then hits a Missile Dropkick, bringing Oblivion down!
Shannan Lerch: Funk looks around, the fans are cheering... oh! He hits The Strobe! Pin!
Zach Davis: One, two..
Shannan Lerch: No, Oblivion powers out. And now Reb and Buzzsaw have just got back into the ring. All four competitors, here we go.
Zach Davis: Oblivion is to his feet, and... look at this! Reb, Buzzsaw, and Funk are all ganging up on him!
Shannan Lerch: They have him in the corner and they're just beating him down mercilessly! That's what you've gotta do in this match, though, that's for sure.
Zach Davis: So much for teamwork. Remembering Reb's treachery from earlier, Buzzsaw just turned his attention to Reb. Buzzsaw throws him into the ropes..
Shannan Lerch: Double A Spinebuster! Into the pin.. One, two-
Zach Davis: Kickout! Lots of nearfalls early on in this match. The competitors are paired up now, Buzzsaw and Reb going at it, as well as Funk and Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: Funk runs at Oblivion and hits a Flying Head Scissors! It sends Oblivion flying right out of the ring.
Zach Davis: He gets right to his feet however, and.. OH!
Shannan Lerch: Da Funk with a Suicide Dive between the ropes! He just took Oblivion out, hit it perfectly! Ouch!
Zach Davis: Time for someone new. Three.. two.. one..
Shannan Lerch: Did I hear you say Treachery a moment ago, Zach? HERE COMES LOGAN!
Zach Davis: This ovation is incredible! Here comes the five time Champion, and three time War winner!
Shannan Lerch: Logan slides into the ring and everyone's attention is on him! Funk runs at him and Logan ducks a Clothesline, kicks him in the gut and hits a Rock style DDT!
Zach Davis: Reb is up top and goes for a Flying Bodypress, but Logan catches him... Fallaway Slam!
Shannan Lerch: Logan pins Reb now, could this finally be it for him? One! Two!
Zach Davis: No! Another kickout, wow.
Shannan Lerch: Logan stays on the offensive, kicking at Reb. He grabs his legs..
Zach Davis: LoganShooter! Classic Logan! Can Reb withstand this?!
Shannan Lerch: OOF! KICK TO LOGAN'S FACE! Oblivion is back in the ring! That monster.
Zach Davis: Oblivion backs off and measures Logan as he's about to stand up... what time is it?
Shannan Lerch: Checkout Time! Oblivion with the Superkick!
Zach Davis: No! Logan ducks it, and follows up with a huge German Suplex! Logan is on fire!
Shannan Lerch: Next entrant. Three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Still Unbroken by Lynyrd Skynyrd is playing.. HERE COMES JAKE KEETON!
Shannan Lerch: Keeton is quite the hot commodity! He slides right into the ring and goes toe to toe with Logan, and the two are trading blows!
Zach Davis: The All American Nightmare is getting the best of the Face of Treachery. Keeton sends Logan to the ropes, then an Arm Drag. Logan gets back up..
Shannan Lerch: Big Spinning Heel Kick, sends Logan to the mat. Keeton looks around to survey his surroundings-
Zach Davis: And he's met with a Missile Dropkick from Da Funk! Funk back out of nowhere!
Shannan Lerch: All hell is breaking loose. We've got Funk stomping on Keeton, Logan has just left the ring.. OH!
Zach Davis: Also from out of nowhere, Johnny Reb just jumped off the apron and hit Logan with a Flying Tornado DDT, right on the outside! Logan's brains are scrambled!
Shannan Lerch: What brains?
Zach Davis: Erm, anyway. And Buzzsaw Bundy is now brawling with Oblivion in the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Bundy is actually getting the best of Oblivion, I don't believe it. Bundy kicks Oblivion in the gut.. he's positioning him for a Powerbomb!
Zach Davis: But no! Oblivion reverses it with a Back Bodydrop! Bundy stumbles up..
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion hits the Checkout Time on Bundy! Heres the pin. One, two..
Zach Davis: Three. First elimination, Bundy by Oblivion!
Shannan Lerch: New entrant time! Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Shannan, I've got a fever, I'm feeling a little green!
Shannan Lerch: That's right! Here comes the Epitome of Cool, Aaron Miles! I don't know why you said what you said at all, Zach!
Zach Davis: Look, I enjoy red herrings, okay? Anyway, Miles thinks he has what it takes to go after Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: Miles runs at Oblivion but Oblivion hits him with the Black Hole! Oh my God!
Zach Davis: Oblivion pins Miles! One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: KICKOUT!
Zach Davis: Miles may have been a bit headstrong, but he isn't down for the count yet!
Shannan Lerch: Funk has Keeton down, and he's up on the top.. here comes some high flying!
Zach Davis: Flying Elbow Drop!
Shannan Lerch: Nope, Keeton just rolled away, Funk hits nothing but mat. He stumbles up and Keeton hits him with a Short Arm Clothesline.
Zach Davis: Funk stumbles up once more, kick to his gut by Keeton... Gutwrench Powerbomb into pin! One!
Shannan Lerch: Two!
Zach Davis: Kickout! Close call there. Keeton gets up and starts stomping at Funk now.
Shannan Lerch: And Reb is in the ring, working with Jake Keeton, oddly enough. Both of them attacking Funk.
Zach Davis: Though as we saw earlier, Reb is definitely in it for himself. Next entrant coming now. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: HERE COMES THE SON OF TREACHERY, ROY SPEEDE!
Zach Davis: Shannan, didn't you get the memo? Turns out he wasn't really Logan's son. Though legend has it that he is a descendant of John Speed, Britain's most famous map
Shannan Lerch: ..What? Anyway, he's in the ring, and.. uh oh. Logan is going right after him.
Zach Davis: I don't think Logan liked that whole being-a-dad thing, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: Trust me, I know that. Me and half the abortionists in eastern Pennsylvania.
Zach Davis: ANYWAY, back to the action, Logan just tackled Speede down and is hitting him with lefts and rights!
Shannan Lerch: Speede isn't going to take it, though! Speede works his way up and ducks a Clothesline from his one time father figure and then hits him with a kick to the stomach and a Striking Spear!
Zach Davis: Speede then runs to the ropes.. Lionsault! One!
Shannan Lerch: Two!
Zach Davis: No! Logan kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Elsewhere, Keeton and Reb have Funk up. They execute a Double Team Suplex. They then lift him up, Keeton grabs him and hits a Fisherman Buster!
Zach Davis: Reb is up top.. Confederate Cannonball!
Shannan Lerch: And lastly, here comes Oblivion, he's stomping on Funk.. S. T. O. M. P. !
Zach Davis: Oblivion ends up pinning him. One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: Three! Funk's gone-
Zach Davis: And look! Just after working together, Keeton just hit Reb with a vicious strike to the head!
Shannan Lerch: So much for that alliance. Reb wisely rolled out of the ring before he could be pinned by the American Nightmare. Next entrant time, three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Here comes THE AMERiCAN HERO! D-Day! DONALD DERUTY!
Shannan Lerch: D-Day slides in and attacks Oblivion from behind! Oblivion, who was attacking Aaron Miles in the corner.
Zach Davis: Has Miles gotten any offensive moves in yet? Not that I've seen..
Shannan Lerch: Nor I, Zach. He rolls out of the ring. But D-Day is hitting Oblivion, and takes him down with a Neckbreaker!
Zach Davis: D-Day pins Oblivious quickly, one, two.. no, Oblivion powers out of it.
Shannan Lerch: Outside the ring, Keeton is attacking both Reb and Miles, now. He's just thrown Reb into the guardrail, and now poor Aaron Miles into the steel steps!
Zach Davis: Keeton runs at Reb, but Reb ducks and Keeton goes flying over the guardrail and into the crowd!
Shannan Lerch: There are no countouts in War, this could get crazy! Reb climbs over the guardrail and he and Keeton are brawling amongst the fans now.
Zach Davis: Reb takes a beer from a fan and smashes Keeton with it! This is too much!
Shannan Lerch: And they just keep moving up farther into the crowd.. fans, we're going to try and stay with this, but there is so much going on in the ring..
Zach Davis: In the ring, Speede is still working Logan over. He lifts Logan for the Silver Slice!
Shannan Lerch: But no! Logan slips behind him..
Zach Davis: SLEEPER!
Shannan Lerch: Speede has his ticket to Connector City!
Zach Davis: Not yet he doesn't! Speede just backed into the turnbuckle, crushing Logan between it and the turnbuckle.
Shannan Lerch: Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Sympathy for the Devil is playing! But where is Doc Henry?
Shannan Lerch: Wait! We have video from backstage. Keeton and Reb are brawling in the back.. THERE is Doc Henry! He just came out of nowhere to attack Reb with a steel chair!
Zach Davis: Is that even a legal way to enter this matchup?
Shannan Lerch: All is fair in love and War, Zach!
Zach Davis: Back in the arena, D-Day is brawling with Oblivion, and Speede has Logan in the corner. Aaron Miles is now entering the ring..
Shannan Lerch: He's looking around, deciding who to attack. He decides to play it safe and start stomping Logan, along with Speede.
Zach Davis: But wait. Looks like Speede doesn't appreciate Miles butting in on his business. Speede shoves Miles.
Shannan Lerch: Miles shoves him back! The crowd wants to see what this rookie's got! They want to see him fight!
Zach Davis: Miles shoves Speede back! Speede drops to the ground!
Shannan Lerch: Miles gets on the apron now, he Sprinboards over - uh oh.
Zach Davis: Speede was playing possom. Speede just got to his feet and hit Miles in the gut with a beautiful Missile Dropkick in mid air!
Shannan Lerch: Miles holds his gut in pain. Speede hits him with the Angel's Wings!
Zach Davis: Next entrant. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: Oh no, oh no. Anything but this... here comes Switches the Clown.
Zach Davis: With Switches' entrance, we are about halfway into this War match. He stalks his way to the ring, none too quickly. What a creep.
Shannan Lerch: He sneaks up behind Speede and spins him around.. eye gouge! Ouch.
Zach Davis: Speede stumbles away and as he turns back around towards Switches, Switches hits him with a Spinning Elbow! Speede goes down again and now Switches is choking him!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion and D-Day have spilled to the outside of the ring. Oblivion is firmly in control, and he smashes D-Day into the guardrail. Then throws D-Day into the ring steps.
Zach Davis: D-Day stumbles away from them.. OOF! Oblivion hits him with a T-Bone Suplex on the outside!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion enters the ring now, and looks like he has his sights set on a new target. Aaron Miles.
Zach Davis: Poor Aaron Miles, who hasn't gotten in any offense yet in this whole match. Not cool.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion picks Aaron up and throws him to the ropes. As Miles comes back, Oblivion hits him with a big Belly to Belly Suplex! Ouch!
Zach Davis: Oblivion measures Miles as he stands up.. he locks him in the Straight Jacket! This could be it for the young Epitome of Cool!
Shannan Lerch: But wait! Miles jumps, pushes his feet against the ropes and flips, landing on top of Oblivion! Pin!
Zach Davis: One! TWO!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Oblivion gets out of it, and he's furious! Both men are up, and Oblivion throws Miles to the ropes..
Zach Davis: He hits the Black Hole! All Miles' reversal did was piss Oblivion off!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion climbs to the top now, I think he's ready to end this, and he's feeling a bit Bi-Polar.
Zach Davis: Indeed, Oblivion flies off the top with his patented Shooting Star Leg Drop!
Shannan Lerch: BUT OH MY GOD! AARON MILES ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
Zach Davis: Miles is to his feet, as is Oblivion.. SUPERKICK! THE COOL SHOT!
Shannan Lerch: MILES HIT OBLIVION WITH HIS FINISHER!
Zach Davis: And look at Miles' face, he's pumped up, and the crowd is loving it! Oblivion is down! Pin him!
Shannan Lerch: ...but Miles is too busy showboating to the crowd! Come on, kid, pin him! This is your chance!
Zach Davis: No, here comes D-Day. D-Day pins Oblivion behind the showboating Epitome of Cool. One, two..
Shannan Lerch: Three! Oblivion is history, and there is an elimination for Donald Deruty.
Zach Davis: Miles turns around, and... oh God, he's so disappointed.
Shannan Lerch: D-Day shrugs, as if to say "too bad." Miles tackles him down and starts pummeling him in the face!
Zach Davis: D-Day escapes and both men get to their feet, Miles kicks him and hits a Release Fisherman's Suplex!
Shannan Lerch: Speede attacks him now, but Miles blocks his punches and hits him with a Snap DDT! This kid is on fire!
Zach Davis: Logan is up next, hitting Miles with a few knife edged chops, but Miles overcomes them and hits Logan with a Wheelbarrow Facebuster!
Shannan Lerch: Time for our next entrant, and it seems as if Miles can take anyone out! He's cleared the ring, waiting for a new opponent. Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Uh oh.
Shannan Lerch: Here comes former World Champion and WCF veteran, Brad Kane.
Zach Davis: Brad walks to the ring, looking all business. Aaron Miles is anything but intimidated. Kane rolls in..
Shannan Lerch: Miles goes for a Running Single Leg Dropkick, but Brad Kane sidesteps it and hits him with the BK Backfist! Miles drops down..
Zach Davis: And Kane hits The Killshot! He pins the Epitome of Cool. One, two-
Shannan Lerch: Three! There goes poor Aaron Miles.
Zach Davis: Brad Kane surveys his surroundings now and hey- look! Is that..
Shannan Lerch: Jake Keeton, Johnny Reb, and Doc Henry have finally reentered the arena here. They're once again brawling in the crowd, but they're headed for the ring.
Zach Davis: Reb and Henry are both bleeding, and Keeton doesn't look too good, either.
Shannan Lerch: In the ring now, Switches is choking Logan on the ring ropes. D-Day and Speede are both outside the ring resting. What is Brad Kane going to do?
Zach Davis: Kane grabs Switches and throws him into a corner, hitting him with several chops. With Switches dazed, Kane steps a few steps back, runs..
Shannan Lerch: And hits him with a Shining Wizard! Oof!
Zach Davis: Kane then runs to the ropes, Springboards, and hits a Double Foot Stomp! He pins Switches now..
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Kickout. Can't take the clown out that easily, apparently.
Shannan Lerch: Henry, Keeton and Reb have finally made it back to ringside, with Henry throwing Reb over the guardrail, as well as Keeton. Looks like Doc is firmly in control.
Zach Davis: And now he's turned his attention to another foe of his, Logan. Henry slides in and starts kicking at the Face of Treachery.
Shannan Lerch: Roy Speede now attacking Logan as well, kicking at him with Henry. And look, even Brad Kane is getting in on the action.
Zach Davis: Logan is being beaten down by three men! He has a lot of enemies. And he may have one more, because time for our next entrant. Three, two, one..
Shannan Lerch: Is that... is that the sound of a lawnmower?
Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! LAWNMOWER JONES IS BACK AND HE'S HEADED FOR THE RING!
Shannan Lerch: So HE'S who we've been hearing about all week!
Zach Davis: Jones slides in and goes right on the attack! He throws Speede out of the ring before ducking a Clothesline from Doc Henry and hitting him with a German Suplex!
Shannan Lerch: Brad Kane is on the attack now, but Jones sidesteps him too and hits the Fertilizer!, a T-Bone Suplex! Wow!
Zach Davis: Good thing Bobby Cairo isn't announcing anymore, otherwise this could be awkward. Jones, a long time Logan supporter, helps the Face of Treachery to his feet.
Shannan Lerch: War just got a lot more interesting, Zach. Logan and Jones have cleared the ring.
Zach Davis: Switches tries to get back in, but both men quickly attack him, kicking him out. Speede tries to get in next.
Shannan Lerch: ..And they let him in. Hm. Logan and Speede tie up, and it looks like Jones is making sure no one else tries getting in the ring.
Zach Davis: I get it. Looks like he's going to let Logan take out the other competitors one on one. An interesting strategy. Let's see how it plays out.
Shannan Lerch: Logan throws Speede to the ropes, and then hits him with a Spinebuster! He then waits for Speede to stumble up..
Zach Davis: He hits the Impact Style! Logan then puts Speede into the LoganShooter!
Shannan Lerch: How long can Speede withstand this!?
Zach Davis: Not long!... he taps out! Speede is gone!
Shannan Lerch: Who is Jones going to allow into the ring next? Looks like Switches the Clown.
Zach Davis: Switches the Clown and Lawnmower Jones in the same ring.. what kind of company are we running here?
Shannan Lerch: Logan and Switches tie up, and Switches actually gets the upper hand. He traps Logan and starts hitting him with several headbutts!
Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant, how is this going to go? Three, two, one..
Shannan Lerch: Here comes El Mideo Extremo! He runs full speed into the ring, and-
Zach Davis: He bypassed Lawnmower Jones, but he flew right outside of the ring, hitting a Suicide Plancha on D-Day on the outside! Oof!
Shannan Lerch: Switches is biting Logan's face. Jones looks behind him and sees this, with a look of "what the hell?" Even Lawnmower Jones thinks Switches is crazy. And that is saying something.
Zach Davis: Logan rolls away and notices that Switches has drawn blood and that his face is bleeding. Logan's face goes angry and he throws Switches to the ropes before hitting a Thesz Press and raining down punshes!
Shannan Lerch: Switches gets away and goes for a Lariat, Logan ducks it.. Sleeper!..
Zach Davis: Connector! And now Jones locks in the Jonesmission!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! Clown eliminated by a guy with a lawnmower fetish. Huh.
Shannan Lerch: Looks like this strategy is working for the former Team of Treachery members. Next, Jones and Logan invite Henry into the ring.
Zach Davis: Doc enters, tentatively. He goes to lock up with Logan, but instead kicks Logan right in the nads! Oof.
Shannan Lerch: Right in the Jumbo Hotdog of Treachery!, that Doc Henry is a low down despicable bastard.
Zach Davis: Henry grabs Logan's leg and kicks him several times in the upper thigh area... and ouch! Another low blow! Come ON, Doc Henry!
Shannan Lerch: Jones has seen enough. He intervenes, grabbing Doc Henry and going for a DDT!
Zach Davis: But no, Henry punches Jones in the gut a few times and escapes it. Henry runs at him and Doc grabs him..
Shannan Lerch: Gambler's Hand! Henry quickly pins Jones!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: Three! Lonnie is going to be disappointed..
Zach Davis: Isn't she dead? Oh, whatever, we're talking about the emotions of a lawnmower here.
Shannan Lerch: Anyway, the floodgates have opened and Keeton, Mideo Extremo, D-Day, and Reb have all reentered the ring.
Zach Davis: As will one more man right now, three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Eric Wright! He slides in and attacks El Mideo Extremo. D-Day and Keeton are going at it, as are Reb and Henry. Logan has left the ring, trying to let his groin heal.
Zach Davis: You know, Shannan, we have eight active participants in the ring right now, with five more to come out.. and we still haven't seen Odin Balfore yet. Has he been suspended?
Shannan Lerch: Possibly, but if not, he's drawn a very lucky number. Lucky for him, not the rest of the participants, that's for sure.
Zach Davis: Keeton has D-Day in a corner and is stomping away at him. He picks him up.. he hits the Sin With A Grin!
Shannan Lerch: Pin! One, two.. no! D-Day kicks out!
Zach Davis: D-Day is a former Champion, and will NOT go down without a fight, that is for sure.
Shannan Lerch: Keeton looks shocked. He goes to the corner..
Zach Davis: Starship Pain, AKA the Thrillbilly Deluxe!-
Shannan Lerch: No! D-Day rolls away! Keeton hits the mat hard and D-Day quickly follows up by locking in his Justice Lock!
Zach Davis: This has to be it! WCF's American Hero is going to take out the All American Nightmare!
Shannan Lerch: No! Keeton escapes the Crossface and gets D-Day's shoulders on the mat in a pinning predicament! One! Two!
Zach Davis: D-Day escapes! Both men are to their feet, D-Day attacks but Keeton grabs him..
Shannan Lerch: Highlight of the Night! Keeton hits it perfectly! Another pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: THREE. There goes D-Day!
Zach Davis: He lasted a good long while in this matchup, Shannan, great showing, for sure.
Shannan Lerch: Keeton stands up and turns around, and-
Zach Davis: He is caught by Brad Kane, who picks him up and hits the Go 2 Pele! Another pin here!
Shannan Lerch: One, two-
Zach Davis: Three! There goes Keeton!
Shannan Lerch: And here comes the returning Adam Young! Our next entrant is here!
Zach Davis: Young goes right in and interrupts the brawl between Wright and Extremo. He hits Wright with a Snap Suplex.
Shannan Lerch: But Extremo won't have it. He runs at Young and hits a Hurricanrana into pin!
Zach Davis: One, two, no, Young escapes. Extremo lets him stand and then hits him with an Underhook Powerbomb!
Shannan Lerch: Before he can follow up, here comes Eric Wright, grabbing Extremo from behind and hitting a Spinning Neckbreaker!
Zach Davis: Wright now stomping both Adam Young and El Mideo Extremo. Can he keep them both at bay?
Shannan Lerch: Time for our next entrant. Three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Not Afraid by Eminem is playing. Time for Kaylyn Evans!
Kaylyn James Evans: Cut the music!
Shannan Lerch: What the.. ?
Kaylyn James Evans: Hello there boys! I am sure you're all enjoying beating the hell out of one another, and ripping each other to shreds on the first night back. Ah, so nice watching it, but quite frankly, I would rather come back next week, and pick up the pieces that are left... before taking them out one by one. Enjoy your night boys... because come next week... you know there will be hell to pay once I am in the arena again.
Zach Davis: She blows a kiss, and well... I guess that's that, huh?
Shannan Lerch: With Oden On Our Side is playing, I guess we have another entrant instead!
Zach Davis: Here comes the man that just had his Title stripped from him-
Shannan Lerch: And the man that attacked my brother..
Zach Davis: Here comes Odin Balfore!
Shannan Lerch: Balfore enters the ring and this is not good for the other competitors. Logan runs at him, BAM, Big Boot to his face.
Zach Davis: Big Boot for Johnny Reb! Big Boot for Brad Kane! Big Boots all over the place!
Shannan Lerch: El Mideo Extremo jumps off the turnbuckle, but Odin catches him..
Zach Davis: Mark of Odin to Extremo! And here is the pin. One, two-
Shannan Lerch: Three. Odin has been in the match a few moments and he already has an elimination under his belt!
Zach Davis: Wright attacks Odin next, hitting him with a few clubbing blows from behind. He goes for a German Suplex!
Shannan Lerch: ..But Balfore is too big and powerful. Balfore elbows Wright in the face, escapes, spins him around..
Zach Davis: Ragnarok! Another pin. One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: Three! There goes Eric Wright. Balfore is on a roll.
Zach Davis: Balfore spins around, and he goes face to face with the Face.
Shannan Lerch: ..of Treachery, that is. The two stare each other down..
Zach Davis: And a brawl erupts! They trade blows with each other, is Logan the man to stop Balfore's momentum?
Shannan Lerch: Logan gets the upper hand! Balfore reels back, Logan kicks him in the gut, flips him off.. He just said "This is for Seth!"
Zach Davis: Logan hits an Evenflow DDT! Here's the pin!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: No! Balfore kicks out!
Shannan Lerch: Logan grabs Balfore's legs... he wraps him in the LoganShooter!
Zach Davis: Balfore's face twists in pain! Is he gonna give up?
Shannan Lerch: Never! Balfore reaches the ropes and uses them to pull himself out of the ring, forcing Logan to give up the hold. And now someone new is coming out.
Zach Davis: The Hero, Ryan Blake! It will be epic!
Shannan Lerch: Blake jumps onto the apron and Springboards off, hitting Doc Henry with a Dropkick. He then hits a Springboard Moonsault out of nowhere onto him!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: No, Henry kicks out. Blake gets up and surveys his surroundings. Kane is chopping Reb in the corner. Reb slouches down, Kane turns around.. Blake hits him with a Codebreaker!
Zach Davis: Blake ducks a Clothesline from Adam Young, then hits him with a German Suplex!.... and he keeps it locked, hits another!...
Shannan Lerch: But on the third, Young flips, landing on his feet behind him. Young puts Blake in the Cobra Clutch!
Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Logan is again attacking Balfore outside the ring. Doc Henry has Johnny Reb in a Sleeper. Kane is resting in the corner.
Shannan Lerch: The crowd starts clapping for Johnny Reb, much to the chagrin of Henry. Reb uses this energy to work his way back to his feet, he elbows Henry in the gut a few times..
Zach Davis: Reb breaks away, runs to the ropes, Springboards, goes for a Bulldog but Henry sidesteps it!
Shannan Lerch: Henry kicks Reb in the gut and positions him for the Pedigree.
Zach Davis: Reb reverses it with a Back Bodydrop! Henry stumbles up and Reb hits him with a Facebreaker DDT!
Shannan Lerch: Time for our last entrant. Boom goes the Dynamite!
Zach Davis: Here comes former Champ Jay Williams!
Shannan Lerch: As soon as Williams slides in, Brad Kane is right on the attack! He hits Williams with several stiff kicks to the legs.
Zach Davis: And Williams fires back, hitting Kane with some chops to the chest. Williams throws Kane to the ropes and then kicks him in the gut, Double Arm DDT!
Shannan Lerch: Williams pins Brad Kane. One! Two!
Zach Davis: Kane kicks out. Williams backs up, letting Kane get to his feet..
Shannan Lerch: Williams hits Kane with a boot to the head, he's going for the KTFO~!
Zach Davis: Spinning Elbow to the head! He hits it!
Shannan Lerch: But wait, Reb rolls Williams up from behind out of nowhere! ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! Jay Williams eliminated already!? What an upset!
Shannan Lerch: Reb pins Kane now, too! One! Two!
Zach Davis: NO! Kane kicks out.
Shannan Lerch: Doc Henry, meanwhile, is brawling with Adam Young outside. Henry smashes Young's face into the guardrail before throwing him back in the ring.
Zach Davis: Henry now gets back inside and steadies himself on the middle turnbuckle.. he hits Young with the Confederate Rocket! And heres the pin!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! There goes Adam Young.
Shannan Lerch: You know, Johnny Reb was the second person to enter this match and he's STILL going. With his recent injury.. how much longer can he last?
Zach Davis: Especially with the monster known as Odin Balfore having entered the match so late. He's currently beating down poor Ryan Blake.
Shannan Lerch: Balfore is just clubbing away at him. He lifts Blake up.. Stalling Suplex...
Zach Davis: He keeps Blake up there for a good fifteen seconds, fifteen very long seconds.. and drops him!
Shannan Lerch: Balfore picks him up and pulls him in.. Maverickplex! One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! There goes Ryan Blake. Balfore now leads in eliminations, with three.
Shannan Lerch: Balfore stands and is met with a big Clothesline from Logan, out of nowhere! Both Logan and Balfore spill over the top rope to the outside of the ring!
Zach Davis: This leaves two men currently in the ring. Johnny Reb and Doc Henry.
Shannan Lerch: They both stand up, dazed, and turn and meet each other's gazes. Their eyes narrow. Here we go.
Zach Davis: The two tie up. No man gets a clear advantage. Henry responds by hitting Reb with a few forearms to the face.. OOF! Neckbreaker!
Shannan Lerch: Henry knows to go after Reb's neck.. he is out for blood.
Zach Davis: Henry picks Reb up and drops him once more, another Neckbreaker! And a pin. One. Two.
Shannan Lerch: No, Reb kicks out. Henry picks Reb up again.. oh no. Pedigree!
Zach Davis: He nailed it! Another pin! One.. two...
Shannan Lerch: NO! Reb kicks out once more!
Zach Davis: Henry is frustrated. He picks Reb up and lifts him onto the turnbuckle. He's going for something big here.
Shannan Lerch: Henry climbs up with Reb.. but no! Reb is fighting back!
Zach Davis: He hits Henry several times and shoves him off, sending him crashing to the mat! Reb stands, taking a deep breath..
Shannan Lerch: SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT! Reb hits the Southern Discomfort on Doc Henry!
Zach Davis: But he's too hurt to make the pin! He's holding his neck in pain still.
Shannan Lerch: Kane quickly slides into the ring, looking to take advantage. He pins Henry. One. Two.
Zach Davis: Three! There goes Doc Henry.
Shannan Lerch: We're down to our final four. Logan, Brad Kane, Johnny Reb, and Odin Balfore.
Zach Davis: Logan quickly picks Reb up and wraps him in a Sleeper. He's going for the Connector! Reb's neck can't take it!
Shannan Lerch: And Reb knows it! As Logan flips over, Reb throws him off-
Zach Davis: MY GOD. Logan LANDS on the turnbuckle! But Reb is quick, he hits Logan with a few clubbing blows from behind.
Shannan Lerch: Reb positions himself to Powerbomb the Face of Treachery.. and here comes Brad Kane!..
Zach Davis: Reb Powerbombs Logan, but as Logan is coming down Brad Kane runs and hits him with a Backcracker! Oh my God!
Shannan Lerch: Logan yells in pain, what a move! Kane quickly pins him, hooking the leg! One!
Zach Davis: Two!
Shannan Lerch: NO! LOGAN KICKED OUT!
Zach Davis: But Balfore is back in the ring! He runs at Kane, Spears him down! Big Boots Reb in the head!
Shannan Lerch: Balfore picks Logan up and puts his head in a vice with his hands.. oh God..
Zach Davis: Balfore hits Logan with the Huginn and Muninn! He pins the Face of Treachery!
Shannan Lerch: One... two....
Zach Davis: Three. Logan is gone.
Shannan Lerch: As Balfore stands up, Brad Kane runs at him and Clotheslines him in the back of the head.
Zach Davis: Balfore turns around and ducks a second Clothesline and kicks Kane in the gut. And then puts Kane's head between his legs..
Shannan Lerch: Mark of Odin! But he stays down, oh God, he grabs him by the throat..
Zach Davis: Ragnarok! Balfore pins Brad Kane now! One!
Shannan Lerch: Two!
Zach Davis: THREE! Balfore just eliminated Brad Kane!
Shannan Lerch: Can anyone stop him? We're about to find out.. Johnny Reb is all that is left between Balfore and the World Title.
Zach Davis: ..Johnny Reb, who returned from surgery too soon and has been in the match since the beginning..
Shannan Lerch: Odin Balfore, the man who has five eliminations in this match, and Reb, who has been in this match the longest.
Zach Davis: Balfore turns to Reb and starts stomping at him mercilessly. Victory is within his grasp.
Shannan Lerch: Balfore picks Reb up and takes him down with a Neckbreaker. Balfore picks him up.. and oof! Another neckbreaker.
Zach Davis: Odin picks Reb up, grabs him.. Running Powerslam, the Lawmaker!
Shannan Lerch: Into a pin. One.. two..
Zach Davis: No! Reb kicks out, just barely.
Shannan Lerch: Odin picks Reb up again, this time he's gonna end it. He positions him for the Mark of Odin.
Zach Davis: Odin brings Reb up, huge Jacknife Powerbomb here-
Shannan Lerch: No! Reb punches Odin in the head several times, causing him to collapse! Reb lands on top of him! One!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Balfore escapes! He gets the shoulder up!
Zach Davis: Reb doesn't want to lose his momentum. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle, and as Odin stands, Reb flies off..
Shannan Lerch: Saturday Night Special! REB HITS IT!
Zach Davis: Here's the pin! ONE!
Shannan Lerch: TWO!
Zach Davis: TWO AND THREE FOURTHS!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Balfore powers out again, shoving Reb off of him! How do you keep this man down?
Zach Davis: Reb is devastated. He grabs Balfore's hand and starts climbing to the top.. He's going for the Stars and Bars.
Shannan Lerch: But no, Balfore has it scouted. He breaks away from Reb's grasp and hits Reb in the gut. Reb drops down, sitting on the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Balfore grabs Reb by the throat. Oh no.
Shannan Lerch: Balfore tears Reb away by the throat, hitting a Spinning Chokeslam, driving Reb right into the middle of the ring! He pins, hooking the leg!
Zach Davis: One.
Shannan Lerch: Two.
Zach Davis: Three
Shannan Lerch: NO! OH MY GOD I DON'T BELIEVE IT! JOHNNY REB GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!
Zach Davis: The crowd is on their feet, they don't believe it either!
Shannan Lerch: Balfore is in shock. He backs up, letting Johnny Reb slowly work his way to his feet..
Zach Davis: Balfore runs at him and executes a beautiful Big Boot!
Shannan Lerch: But Reb ducks it! Balfore's leg goes over the top rope, and he's stuck straddling it. Ouch.
Zach Davis: Reb follows up by Springboarding on the adjacent side, Dropkicking Balfore in the chest. Balfore flips back into the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Reb slides onto the apron, once again Springboards..
Zach Davis: Springboard Southern Discomfort! Reb pins Balfore!
Shannan Lerch: One!
Zach Davis: Two!
Shannan Lerch: THREE. JOHNNY REB WINS!
Zach Davis: Sweet Home Alabama hits, and the crowd is on their feet. The Inveterate Confederate has done it.
Shannan Lerch: The ref hands Reb the belt, and Reb stumbles to his feet, clutching the belt.
Zach Davis: Johnny Reb has become a true icon of the Wrestling Championship Federation. He-
Shannan Lerch: OOF! Huge Lariat to the back of his head from Balfore! What the hell!?
Zach Davis: Reb drops the belt and Balfore stomps at him continuously. Balfore grabs the belt and yells "THIS IS MINE!"
Shannan Lerch: Balfore takes the Title and leaves the ring.. is he really leaving with it?! Somebody stop him!
Zach Davis: Well fans, that is all we have time for... see you next week for Slam.
Shannan Lerch: Goodnight!