Zach Davis: Cauterize by As I Lay Dying is playing! The Philadelphia fans are going crazy, and one of WCF's biggest shows of the year is on the air!
Shannan Lerch: The ELEVENTH War match in WCF history. Who will add their name to the record books tonight? We've had previous winners such as Epic, Logan, Gravedigger, Slickie T, and most recently, Johnny Reb.
Zach Davis: There are, to be honest, no hands down favorites tonight. There are a lot more alliances than normal, so you've gotta look at the factions and teams involved. Genesis. The Misfits. Prophecy. And of course, The Church of Dark Saints and Pantheon.
Shannan Lerch: It could be anyone's night. Reb and Logan.. I'm not gonna call him Sarah.. are both former War winners, and World Champs. You've got Waylon Cash, FPV, Corey Black, Oblivion and Odin Balfore, ALSO former World Champions.
Zach Davis: And lastly, THE SOUTH STREET MENACE JAY PRICE has entered the match, much to the shock of.. well, everybody. I don't believe that. And we'll hear from him in a few moments, I'm told.
Shannan Lerch: Besides the former Champions, you've got a lot of up and comers. Polar Phantasm, Jeff Purse, Nathan von Liebert, Steve Orbit, Eric Price... any of them could win this, honestly.
Zach Davis: And you've got dark horse candidates such as the aforementioned Misfits, veterans like Doc Henry and Adam Young and Bishop and Priest... it really could be anyone.
Shannan Lerch: It all depends on who walks out of our World Title match as Champion tonight. Jonny Fly had won the belt back at Ultimate Showdown, his third reign overall. But Cash and FPV are his challengers tonight, and those two are the only other recent World Champions.
Zach Davis: And of course, Jonny Fly doesn't have to be pinned to lose his belt. That always makes for a difficult situation for the Champ.
Shannan Lerch: Keep in mind, Fly was absent last week at Slam, and from the sounds of it Seth had something to do with it. Will we find out what's going on with the Champion tonight?
Zach Davis: I don't like this, to be honest. Not one bit.
Shannan Lerch: And of course, in our opener, we'll finally see Sado go up against Oblivion. Sado suffered defeat at the hands of Famine of the Vile, but WAS able to beat Andrew Warhawk last week. Is she ready?
Zach Davis: We'll find out after speaking to Jay Price!
Hank Brown: I'm here with Jay Price, the first official surprise entrant for War. And, yes, QUITE a surprise. Jay, you haven't wrestled in a WCF ring for many months... what made you choose to come back tonight?
Hank Brown: Jay? Hello? Are you going to answer?
Hank Brown: Fans, Jay Price is leaving the interview area... Jay! Where are you going?
Hank Brown: I'm now here with Jay Price and WCF senior referee, Stanley Moser, and- HEY! Jay just assaulted Stanley! He's the referee for our World Title match tonight!
Zach Davis: Jay punched him right in the face! What is he doing!?
Shannan Lerch: Stanley is holding his head in pain... come on, this wasn't necessary, was it?
Zach Davis: Jay Price just pulled his shirt off and... oh no. He's wearing a referee shirt of his own. He just mouthed something to the camera.
Hank Brown: Fans, Jay Price has just announced HIMSELF as the Special Guest Referee for tonight's World Title match! Back to you, Zach and Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: What a shock! Every single World Champion since February is involved in this match now!
Zach Davis: What does this mean for Jonny Fly? Could this have been part of Seth's so called surprise?
Shannan Lerch: We'll find out later tonight! And its finally time. Oblivion versus Sado, with the entire future of humanity on the line.
Zach Davis: "In your position, SET!!!" and we're ready to go, here comes Mariko Shinoda, otherwise known as Sado!
Shannan Lerch: She looks confident, Zach. She knows she can beat Oblivion here tonight.
Zach Davis: The fans are behind her, that's for sure. I'm just not sure how much I believe it myself.
Shannan Lerch: She's ready to fight! Which is good, because now the lights are out.
Zach Davis: Oblivion's stage is set up. Religious statues, candles, the red carpet... His music is playing...
Shannan Lerch: And here is Oblivion. He's coming to the ring alone tonight, all business.
Zach Davis: He and the Church turned Sado's boyfriend's sister evil, and she began controlling his mind. Sado has to beat him.
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion rolls into the ring, and Sado goes right on the attack, stomping at IT! The match is on!
Zach Davis: Shannan, if this match isn't a war, I don't know what is. Sado stomps on the Monster, but he won't stay down for long. Oblivion shoves Sado away.
Shannan Lerch: But she gets right back up! She runs at him, but Oblivion catches her-
Zach Davis: BLACK HOLE! OBLIVION HITS THE BLACK HOLE OUT OF NOWHERE! THIS ONE IS OVER!
Shannan Lerch: Here's the pin. One. Two. It's academic.
Zach Davis: NO! Sado gets her shoulder up! Wow!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion looks happy, he wants to inflict more damage. He begins climbing to the top rope now...
Zach Davis: OBI-SAULT!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Sado rolls out of the way! Oblivion hits the mat, Sado is up, and hits him with a Shuffle Sidekick!
Zach Davis: Oblivion is sent flying into the corner, and here comes Sado with a Running Big Boot! She calls that her Blue Rose!
Shannan Lerch: Sado pins IT! One! Two!
Zach Davis: No!, Oblivion kicks out, and with force. Oblivion is getting to his feet, and Sado is hitting multiple jabs, but he's just shrugging them off. Uh oh.
Shannan Lerch: Don't forget, both of these stars will have their eyes set on War later tonight, too. Oblivion finally kicks Sado right in the gut and hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb! Ouch. He's back in control.
Zach Davis: Oblivion stomps Sado a few times then picks her up, tossing her out of the ring like a rag doll. And oh God, what is he going for now?
Shannan Lerch: PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE BY OBLIVION! Oh my God!
Zach Davis: AND SADO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Oblivion crashes to the outside, what a wreck.
Shannan Lerch: And Sado needs to capitalize. She's up and Oblivion stands up too...
Zach Davis: TEARS OF A YANKEE! STRAIGHT KNOCKOUT PUNCH!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion must be out cold! Before he goes down Sado rolls him into the ring, and here's the pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Oblivion gets the shoulder up! Sado is heartbroken, she thought she had it!
Zach Davis: But she won't give up. She pulls Oblivion in... Sadomasochist!
Shannan Lerch: No!, Oblivion's too heavy! He reverses it into a Back Bodydrop. Sado stumbles up and Oblivion lifts her into a Suplex... and hits a Stunner! SOULTAKER! OBLIVION JUST TOOK SADO'S SOUL!
Zach Davis: Oblivion pins Sado! This is it for Mariko Shinoda. One.
Shannan Lerch: Two.
Zach Davis: NO! SADO GETS THE SHOULDER UP! THIS ISN'T OVER!
Shannan Lerch: The crowd is on their feet! They can't believe Sado kicked out, and this time, neither can Oblivion!
Zach Davis: Oblivion lifts Sado up.. AND SHE SUMMONS ALL OF HER STRENGTH TO HIT ANOTHER KNOCKOUT PUNCH!
Shannan Lerch: TEARS OF A YANKEE! Oblivion drops down and Sado falls on top of him, pinning him!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: THREE! SADO DEFEATS OBLIVION!
Zach Davis: Sado stands up after having given it her all, and nearly collapses. She rolls out of the ring as Oblivion begins to come to, surely furious.
Shannan Lerch: I hate to say it, but this may not be over. Sado just may come into contact with Oblivion again in the War match...
Zach Davis: I just hope that Kira and Haruna Sakazaki are finally freed from the influence of the Church of Dark Saints.
We see Joel Hall, holding the microphone in front of the camera.
Joel Hall: All you people had better listen to me while I speak.
He clears his throat to say something.
Joel Hall: Once I win the War match, I've got a message to send to three people.
He starts to give out a sadistic laugh.
Joel Hall: Jonny Fly, Waylon Cash and FPV. I don't care which one of you wins this match. Of any of you hold the World title, then you're next on the list. I'm going to get you and snap your neck at at the biggest event with your own belt, which will be mine.
Joel drops the mic and walks off.
Zach Davis: Now things are going to get serious. Next up... the World Heavyweight Title match.
Shannan Lerch: First, Professional Griefers is playing, and here comes FPV. Not one of my favorite wrestlers, to be honest.
Zach Davis: No matter how this match goes, FPV is going to have to start the War match afterwards against Odin Balfore. Well, unless he wins the belt, then Jonny will have to. Sucks for either man.
Shannan Lerch: Next up, White Trash Renegade is playing... here comes Waylon Cash.
Zach Davis: These are two former World Champs, Shannan, and Cash has his game face on as well.
Shannan Lerch: Yeah, and his bald head!
Zach Davis: ...That's right. Thanks to Tek, Waylon Cash has recently been shaved bald. I bet most of his opponents will end up calling him a skinhead now.
Shannan Lerch: Now, my one time boyfriend... ugh. Here comes Jay Price!
Zach Davis: He made himself the referee for this contest.
Shannan Lerch: Price is in the ring, and he doesn't look like he's a fan of either Cash OR FPV. Now all we need is our World Champion.
Zach Davis: The lights have gone dim! His music is playing and we await the first appearance at War of Jonny Fly’s already storied WCF career.
Shannan Lerch: Where is he?
Zach Davis: Lights have come on, music is still playing, and Jonny Fly is nowhere in sight folks. Cash and FPV don’t look real happy in the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Do you think Fly is toying with….
Zach Davis: Wait a second! His music has stopped. The lights have come dim again!
Shannan Lerch: The jumbotron has just turned on!
Zach Davis: I’m not sure what we’re supposed to be seeing here. It’s a dark picture, but we can see vertical bars on the screen.
Shannan Lerch: It looks like someone is emerging….
Zach Davis: Is that…Is that Jonny Fly? Behind bars!?
Shannan Lerch: NO!
Zach Davis: Fly is staring out from behind those bars with an expressionless look on his face.
Jonny Fly: I’ve never been one to mince words, you all know that. The Era of Jonny Fly is over. I’m done. Best of luck to everyone at War.
Shannan Lerch: He’s gone?! No! The jumbotron just went black! Jonny Fly is gone!
Zach Davis: It appears our World Champion is...no longer our World Champion. He won't be here tonight, and apparently for the foreseeable future. I'm at a loss for words right now.
Shannan Lerch: My vagina already aches.
Zach Davis: Uh. Anyway, I guess our World Title match is down to FPV versus Waylon Cash. They look ready to go.
Shannan Lerch: Well here we go, we're about to crown a new World Champion.
Zach Davis: Frank Patrick Venable. Waylon Cash. Here we go.
Shannan Lerch: The People's Champion meets the Hellbilly in the middle of the ring, and they tie up. FPV gets the early advantage, taking Cash into the corner. The ref asks for a clean break.
Zach Davis: For now, FPV obliges. The crowd applauds both men as they tie up again. This time Cash gets the advantage, pushing FPV into the ropes. Cash irish whips FPV across the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Cash hits FPV with a Running High Knee! Frank goes down briefly before stumbling back up, and he's met with a Flying Forearm by Cash. FPV gets up once more and he's again taken down, this time by a Sitout Neckbreaker!
Zach Davis: Cash taking the early momentum here. He stomps FPV a few times before locking him in a Sleeper.
Shannan Lerch: Hearing some dueling chants from the crowd now, "LET'S GO FRANKIE," "LET'S GO WAYLON!"
Zach Davis: FPV works his way up now, he elbows Cash and breaks free. FPV runs at Waylon now.
Shannan Lerch: But Waylon snaps off a beautiful High Dropkick!, hitting FPV square in the chest. Cash runs to the ropes, Springboards, and hits FPV with a Back Elbow! He begins climbing the turnbuckle now.
Zach Davis: Waylon Cash, going high risk... he flies off with a Swan Dive Headbutt!
Shannan Lerch: And it connects! We may have a new World Champion already, and here's the pin! One!
Zach Davis: Two!
Shannan Lerch: No! FPV gets the shoulder up.
Zach Davis: Cash picks FPV up and throws him to the ropes, but as FPV is coming back he Clotheslines Cash down!
Shannan Lerch: Cash is back up, and FPV is back in the driver's seat after that FUSH ROH DUH! FPV throws Cash to the ropes, and as he comes back, hits a Frankysteiner!
Zach Davis: But Cash is back up again. FPV hits him with a Snap Suplex, but doesn't let go. He brings Cash back up, and hits another Snap Suplex too.
Shannan Lerch: And he brings Cash up once more, and hits a third Snap Suplex! The crowd claps as he then hits Waylon with a Fist Drop.
Zach Davis: I Herd U Liek Fist Drops! FPV hits a few more Fist Drops. He's looking for a big move now, he grabs Waylon by the head and takes him to the corner...
Shannan Lerch: He hits his Butterfly Tornado DDT! We could have a new Champ!, here's the pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: Nope!, Waylon kicks out. FPV backs up and signals to the crowd... Waylon better hold onto his head here.
Zach Davis: FPV runs, and there's his finishing Superkick!
Shannan Lerch: BOOM!
Zach Davis: HEADSHOT!
Shannan Lerch: It connects! Cash goes down and FPV pins him, hooking the leg!
Zach Davis: One!
Shannan Lerch: Two!
Zach Davis: NO! Waylon kicks out! FPV is shocked, and so is the crowd! He lifts Waylon up.. SPINNING
Zach Davis: No! Waylon slips out of it, spins FPV around... KILLSHOT!
Shannan Lerch: Cash hits it! He falls on top of FPV, new World Champion!
Zach Davis: One!
Shannan Lerch: Two!
Zach Davis: NO! FPV kicks out! In the battle of the Headshot versus Killshot, these two have come up even.
Shannan Lerch: Waylon Cash defeated FPV for the World Title months ago.. FPV beat Cash to retain his People's Title a few weeks ago on Slam.. this match is the tiebreaker of what is becoming a very entertaining rivalry.
Zach Davis: Cash picks FPV up and throws him to the ropes. FPV comes back and Waylon wraps him in a Sleeper, looking to wear him down-
Shannan Lerch: BUT FPV SLIPS BEHIND CASH, AND THERE'S THE BOUDLEDRIVER! THIS IS IT!
Zach Davis: INTO THE PIN! ONE!
Shannan Lerch: TWO!
Zach Davis: NO! CASH GETS THE SHOULDER UP! WAYLON CASH JUST KICKED OUT!
Shannan Lerch: How is FPV going to beat this man!?
Zach Davis: FPV goes to pick Cash up but with one last burst of energy, Cash hits a stiff shot to FPV's gut...
Shannan Lerch: ANOTHER KILLSHOT!
Zach Davis: Do we have a new World Champion!? Both Cash and FPV go down! Cash is exhausted.
Shannan Lerch: Too exhausted to make the pin... this could've been it. Jay Price is counting now... one!
Zach Davis: The first man to get to his feet is going to be the WCF World Champion! Two! Three! Four!
Shannan Lerch: Cash and FPV aren't stirring yet.. Five!.. Six!..
Zach Davis: Come on, Price, we don't want the match to end like this. FPV is showing some life!.. Seven!..
Shannan Lerch: AS IS CASH!.. Eight!...
Zach Davis: Nine!...
Shannan Lerch: Ten. Both men are still down, Jay Price calls for the bell!.. what is going to happen here!?
Zach Davis: The fans are booing now. What's the status of the World Championship? First Fly is taken out of WCF, now this... what an unpredictable PPV this has been.
Shannan Lerch: Master of Puppets is playing, here comes Seth. He'll sort this out.
Seth Lerch: Welp, I should have known I couldn't trust men such as Waylon Cash and the continuously disappointing FPV. Now I have no World Champion. Fantastic. And somehow friggin Jay Price managed to get himself as the referee!?
Zach Davis: Sarcasm, very helpful.
Seth Lerch: Luckily for me, there's a certain matchup coming in a second that's gonna help determine who REALLY deserves to hold this belt.
Zach Davis: YEAH! THE CROWD ERUPTS!
Shannan Lerch: ONCE AGAIN, THE WAR MATCH WILL DETERMINE THE WCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Seth Lerch: Waylon, once you're conscious, get the hell out of here. FPV, good luck buddy. Have fun with Odin Balfore. And Price? Get the fuck out of this ring and get your wrestling attire on.
Zach Davis: More sarcasm. But holy crap! The War match is set to begin in a few moments from now... everyone on the roster has a shot at being the new Champion!
Shannan Lerch: Price flips Seth off, naturally. Things just got much more interesting, Zach. We're going to go to commercial as Waylon is helped to the back, and FPV... well, poor FPV.
Zach Davis: He's stumbling to his feet, barely believing what he's heard. But yeah, commercial for Helloween.
Shannan Lerch: And we're back from commercial! FPV is finally on his feet.
Kyle Steel: And now it is time... FOR THE WAR MATCH! The winner of this match will become the WCF World Champion. Introducing first, he is the Professional Griefer, he is Franky The Boudle Slayer... He is FRANK! PATRICK! VENABLE!
Zach Davis: FPV raises his arms in the air, and damn is he tired, but the crowd is behind him.
Kyle Steel: Introducing next, he is the Nordic Tank.. The Maverick himself... ODIN BALFORE!
Shannan Lerch: Booing! Massive booing. Here comes Odin Balfore, and damn, doesn't he look cocky.
Zach Davis: Well, he just saw Waylon Cash take FPV to his limit, so yeah. To be honest, he has reason to be cocky.
Shannan Lerch: Odin gets in the ring, and the bell sounds. The match is officially on!
Zach Davis: AND LOOK AT THAT! FPV runs at Odin and he's pounding away at him! FPV is alive!
Shannan Lerch: The crowd is on their feet, FPV is taking it to Odin with a head of steam! FPV throws Odin to the ropes now.
Zach Davis: No, Odin reverses it, sending FPV flying instead. As FPV comes back.. OOF! BIG BOOT! FPV goes down hard, damn.
Shannan Lerch: Odin drops for the early pin. One.. two.. no, FPV kicks out. But Odin is on the offensive now. He picks FPV up and here is a Stalling Suplex! Odin keeps FPV up for several moments, impressive strength.
Zach Davis: And he brings him down. A few stomps, and Odin is firmly in control. He picks Frank up, throws him to the ropes again.. and now he has FPV in a Bear Hug.
Shannan Lerch: Odin methodically wearing Frank down. He's enjoying this way too much. Though I'm sure Seth must be loving it!
Zach Davis: Odin throws FPV into the ropes and BAM!, takes him down with a Spear! Oof! But it's time for a new entrant! Who will be lucky number three?
Shannan Lerch: Three.. two.. one...
Zach Davis: HERE COMES TEK! Tek slides into the ring and is immediately met with a Clothesline by Odin!
Shannan Lerch: Tek gets right back up, though. Odin runs at him and Tek hits an Arm Drag, bringing him down. Tek actually defeated Waylon Cash a week ago at Slam, he has a LOT of momentum here, now that he's in the ring with two World Champions!
Zach Davis: Odin gets back up and Tek snaps off a Dropkick, sending Odin staggering back. But not down. Tek runs at Odin now!-
Shannan Lerch: Another Big Boot! Tek is sent crashing to the mat. He gets back up, and FPV is up too-
Zach Davis: Odin's got both of them by the throat! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Oh my God, he is unstoppable right now.
Shannan Lerch: Odin stomps away at both FPV and Tek, trying to keep them both down. However, even he can't do that for long. Soon both Tek and FPV are up, but Odin grabs their heads and goes to bang them together-
Zach Davis: No, FPV and Tek stop themselves and kick Odin in the gut. Now they're going for a Double Suplex!
Shannan Lerch: No, damn, Odin reverses that and Suplexes both Tek and FPV at once! Mama mia. Time for a new entrant.
Zach Davis: Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: HAH! What luck! Here comes the Holy Flame, Steeltoe Joe!
Zach Davis: Joe slides in and goes right on the attack! Lefts and rights to Odin, and the big man is sending him reeling!
Shannan Lerch: Joe sends Odin to the ropes, Clotheslines him down! Odin gets back up.. SCOOP SLAM! Odin gets up once more..
Zach Davis: BELLY TO BELLY TO ODIN BALFORE! Steeltoe Joe drops and pins Odin! One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: No! Odin kicks out. But FPV and Tek are both up now...
Zach Davis: All three begin stomping at Odin Balfore now and the crowd is loving it! Joe and Tek pick up Odin and toss him out of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: The Prophecy members turn towards FPV now... not good for Frank. But with his usual tenacity, Frank hits them both with a series of jabs!
Zach Davis: Joe staggers back, dazed. FPV hits Tek with a Scoop Inverted DDT. Steeltoe Joe runs at FPV but Frank Hiptosses him, right onto his partner, Tek!
Shannan Lerch: New entrant. Three.. two.. one..
Zach Davis: You have GOT to be kidding me. Hank Lane is up next! THREE Prophecy members in a row?! Come on!
Shannan Lerch: Hank Lane slides in and hits FPV with a Lariat from behind. Exhausted, FPV goes down. FPV uses all his heart to stumble up... super powerful Clothesline from Hank, Thunder Lane!
Zach Davis: Tek on the top rope, he flies off and hits FPV with the 630 Senton Splash, his Anti-Mask!
Shannan Lerch: And Joe is next. Lane and Tek pull FPV up and toss him to Joe... He hits The Baptism on Frank! Joe drops and pins him, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: One.. Two..
Shannan Lerch: THREE! Prophecy, and Steeltoe Joe in particular, have just taken out the former World Champion. Wow.
Zach Davis: FPV gave it his all, but after his hellacious match against Waylon and then starting off against Odin... it was just too much for the Professional Griefer. Time for a new entrant. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: HERE COMES ROY SPEEDE! The other Genesis member!
Zach Davis: Fear comes across the faces of Prophecy. Speede slides in and he's on fire! Lefts and rights to Tek! Ducks a Clothesline from Lane, hits him with a Superkick! But now he's face to face with the Holy Flame, Steeltoe Joe.
Shannan Lerch: Joe goes for a big kick, Speede catches the leg and spins him around, then hits a Spinning Roundhouse Kick! Joe stumbles back and Speede runs at him and executes a Floatover DDT!
Zach Davis: Roy Speede, standing tall over the men who eliminated his partner-
Shannan Lerch: OOF! BIG BOOT TO THE BACK OF SPEEDE'S HEAD!
Zach Davis: Odin Balfore is back in the ring! Speede goes down but begins getting back up. Odin grabs him from behind and hits a big German Suplex!
Shannan Lerch: Odin picks up Speede and tosses him out of the ring. He then picks Tek up as Lane and Joe stumble up too.. Odin tosses Tek into Lane and Joe, sending all three of them flying out of the ring!
Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant, as Odin Balfore stands tall. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: STEVE ORBIT! The Mack! Former Perfect Alliance member! Orbit slides in and Odin seems unconcerned. Orbit hits the Maverick Elite with several shots to the head, which Odin just shrugs off. Odin shoves Orbit away.
Zach Davis: Can anyone take this man down?
Shannan Lerch: But Orbit won't quit. This time he hits several kicks to the knee and thigh area of Odin, causing his leg to buckle. He then hits a Spinning Backfist, followed by a Backhand Slap, followed by a Jawbreaker!
Zach Davis: Orbit takes Odin down! He then quickly picks Odin back up and throws him to the ropes, then snaps off a Spinebuster on the big man! Orbit pins Odin, hooking the leg.
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: No! Odin kicks out. Orbit stands up and then drops an elbow on him. Then another, then another. For several moments, Orbit drops elbow after elbow onto the former World Champ.
Shannan Lerch: But now Prophecy is back. Tek, Lane and Joe reenter the ring and Joe hits another one of his Clotheslines, taking Orbit down. Tek and Joe stomp away at Odin as Lane stomps Orbit.
Zach Davis: Next entrant. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: Doc Henry! Doc slides into the ring and he saves Orbit from Hank Lane, Spearing him down! Tek runs at Henry next and is caught in a Gambler's Hand!
Zach Davis: This leaves Steeltoe Joe. As he turns around, Doc has already positioned himself on the middle turnbuckle. Doc flies off and hits Joe with the Confederate Rocket!
Shannan Lerch: Doc is about to pin Joe until he's rolled up from behind by Roy Speede out of nowhere! One! Two!
Zach Davis: No, Doc escapes it. The Tag Team Champion gets to his feet and throws a wild Clothesline at Speede, but Speede ducks it and hits him with a Step Up Enziguri.
Shannan Lerch: Tek grabs Speede from behind and spins him around. He positions him for the Maskerede!, but Speede escapes it, grabs him, and hits the SPEEDE OF LIGHT! Here's the pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Tek kicks out! I don't believe it, what heart! He rolls out of the ring though, needing to catch his breath.
Zach Davis: New entrant coming in three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: HERE COMES THE WAR X WINNER! HERE COMES JOHNNY REB!
Zach Davis: Reb Springboards into the ring and hits Speede right in the chest with a Missile Dropkick. Next up is a Facebreaker DDT for Steeltoe Joe!, a Springboard Bulldog to Steve Orbit! The Inveterate Confederate is on fire!
Shannan Lerch: And now... a face to face with Doc Henry, his former New Confederacy partner, and current Tag Team Champion. They recently teamed up at GEW..
Zach Davis: They nod to each other, they're on the same page tonight! They turn towards Odin Balfore and beginning kicking at him, and the crowd is loving it!
Shannan Lerch: Henry picks up Odin and as Reb climbs to the top. Henry hits him with a Pedigree as Reb flies off with a Confederate Cannonball into pin! This could be it for the Maverick Elite!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: NO! ODIN KICKS OUT! I don't believe it!
Zach Davis: Reb stands up and both he and Reb are met from behind with Lariats from both Steeltoe Joe and Hank Lane! Henry and Reb turn as Hank Lane takes Henry up with a Vertical Suplex, and Steeltoe Joe hits Reb with a Belly to Belly.
Shannan Lerch: Reb stumbles up and walks into a Spinning Rock Bottom by Joe, while Lane flies off with a Frogsplash onto Henry! A set of pins!
Zach Davis: One, one! Two, two!
Shannan Lerch: Three... three. Prophecy just took out the New Confederacy, as it were. And they're about to be replaced by a new entrant. Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Former Internet Champion in the house, here comes JOHNNY STYLEZ! Stylez has been through A LOT here in WCF and is definitely a dark horse candidate for this match.
Shannan Lerch: It has been a shocking War so far, as we've seen Steeltoe Joe eliminate two former World Champions, in fact!
Zach Davis: And Johnny Stylez wants to go toe to toe with the big man. He goes right up to Joe and begins talking shit. A holy man like Steeltoe Joe probably doesn't really like the way a man like Johnny Stylez lives his life...
Shannan Lerch: Let's take a look at the overall match right now. Tek and Roy Speede are brawling outside the ring, as are Orbit and Odin Balfore now. Orbit has Odin on the defensive as he slams his head into the guardrail, oof!
Zach Davis: Odin has been in this match since basically the beginning, he must be getting worn out. In the ring Stylez has begun to get beat down by both Lane and Joe now.
Shannan Lerch: However, he breaks away. Lane runs at him and he hits a Back Bodydrop, sending Lane over the top rope and spilling to the floor outside!
Zach Davis: Stylez takes it to Joe now, hitting him with several shots to the head and body. Stylez throws Joe to the ropes then kicks him and hits an X Factor! Joe stumbles back up and Stylez throws him to the ropes.
Shannan Lerch: Stylez lifts Joe up... what is he going for here!?...
Zach Davis: THE PARAGONA KAHN RANNA! What a move! Stylez falls on top of Joe now, hooking the leg!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! Johnny Stylez takes Steeltoe Joe out of the match!
Shannan Lerch: Stylez stands, looking around the ring and seeing that he's the only one in it. But music is playing, new entrant time!
Zach Davis: Joel Hall! Xtreme Fear runs and slides into the ring. He and Stylez begin brawling, but Joel gets the upper hand, being a fresh man. He kicks Stylez in the gut and hits a big Underhook Powerbomb! Damn!
Shannan Lerch: Back outside the ring, Orbit and Odin have made their way to the stage area. Orbit bangs Odin's head into the stage.. oof. He then kicks him in the gut.. DAMN! DDT to the stage!
Zach Davis: Odin may be out! What a move! And look, Tek and Speede are brawling in the crowd! They're up near a merchandise table.
Shannan Lerch: Come on guys, get in the ring. Tek is choking Speede with a shirt, and now he's climbing up several stairs near the fans.. oh God, what is Tek doing!?
Zach Davis: Tek stands on a ledge, several feet above Roy Speede... PHOENIX SPLASH ONTO THE SILVER LINING! This match is getting ridiculous!
Shannan Lerch: And now Roy Speede may be out, Jesus! Orbit finally reaches the ring, and Tek is making his way back too. He may've hurt himself with that move though, geez.
Zach Davis: As Orbit gets to the ring he's intercepted by Hank Lane, whom he blocks a shot from. He hits Lane with a quick jab and slides him into the ring before climbing in himself.
Shannan Lerch: Next entrant, three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Eric Price! Here he comes... walking slowly to the ring, taking his time. Oh come on. He's rich, so I guess he doesn't need to hurry. But time is money!
Shannan Lerch: Meanwhile, Orbit stomps on Lane before locking him in a Camel Clutch. Tek enters the ring now as well and is immediately attacked by Xtreme Fear!
Zach Davis: Joel Hall, sensing that Tek is hurt, hits him with repeated elbow blows to the chest. He picks Tek up, throws him to the ropes.. K.W.A.S. hold into Anasasis/Xenophonitis! I don't even know what I'm saying but Tek just got hit with an Angle Slam!
Shannan Lerch: Hall pins Tek, hooking the leg! One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! Joel Hall takes Tek out!
Shannan Lerch: Finally, Eric Price enters the ring. Stylez makes a wild swing but Price ducks it and low blows him before throwing him over the top. Price then pulls Hall in, just standing up from pinning Tek, and takes him back down with a Legsweep DDT.
Zach Davis: Hall rolls out and Eric Price is attacked by Hank Lane, whom he throws out of the ring as well! He now goes face to face with Steve Orbit.
Shannan Lerch: Either Eric Price or Steve Orbit could be our next World Champion! The two trade blows and.. new entrant time! Three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Chris Guy! Here comes newcomer Chris Guy!
Shannan Lerch: Guy slides into the ring and shoves Orbit and Price down, yelling that he's going to be the next World Champion. He really IS cocky!
Zach Davis: Orbit and Price nod to each other and both kick Guy in the gut and throw him out of the ring. They then go back to fighting each other! Ha.
Shannan Lerch: Price sends Orbit to the ropes and Hip Tosses him as he comes back. Orbit gets back up and Price takes him down with an Inverted DDT, then locks him in a Body Scissors.
Zach Davis: On the outside, Lane and Stylez are brawling. Both Odin and Speede have already been injured out here, this match is too out of control. For the record, they ARE both still technically in this match, they're not eliminated.
Shannan Lerch: Next entrant. Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: POLAR PHANTASM! The Phantasm is finally back in a WCF ring! Polar slides into the ring and kicks Price, breaking up the Body Scissors. Phantasm picks Price up and hits a mean Snap Suplex.
Shannan Lerch: Orbit is up next and Phantasm runs at him, Orbit is met with a Flying Headscissor Takedown. Phantasm stands tall in the middle of the ring!
Zach Davis: Seth's "hit" is now totally in play. Whoever eliminates Phantasm and Stylez will face each other next week for the Internet Title.
Shannan Lerch: And seems like Chris Guy wants to be that man! He just attacked Phantasm from behind. He backs up, runs and Bulldogs Phantasm down, while hitting a Leg Drop onto Steve Orbit! What a combo!
Zach Davis: Guy pins Orbit! One, two..
Shannan Lerch: No! Orbit kicks out.
Zach Davis: Next entrant. Three, two, one..
Shannan Lerch: Synn is hitting the ring! The other half of the Tag Team Champions is here! Synn slides in and attacks Chris Guy now. He's wearing his cast, still banged up. He better watch out because that's going to be a target for him.
Zach Davis: He hits Guy with his Green Mist! Guy claws at his face as he tumbles out of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: And now all hell is breaking loose. Stylez, Hall and Lane have just reentered the ring. Seven men are in the ring at once!
Zach Davis: Orbit and Hall are brawling now, as are Lane and Stylez. Synn and Phantasm are now going at it as well. And Eric Price? He's left the ring to take a breather.
Shannan Lerch: After several moments of brawling and now we have yet another entrant. Here we go, three, two, one...
Zach Davis: THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL BECAUSE HERE COMES JAY PRICE.
Shannan Lerch: This is Price's first match in WCF in several months, and he attacks Eric from behind! Jay rolls Eric into the ring and then hits him with a European Uppercut.
Zach Davis: Eric goes down and gets back up, Jay then throws him to the ropes and hits an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex, sending Eric flying right over the top rope!
Shannan Lerch: Meanwhile, Synn has taken Phantasm down with a Shining Wizard. Synn turns and gets hit with a Superkick from Stylez!, sending him flying out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Sensing his opportunity, Stylez quickly picks Phantasm up and hits The Curtain Jerker! Holy crap! Here's the pin, one, two...
Shannan Lerch: THREE! I don't believe it! Johnny Stylez has just eliminated the Polar Phantasm and earned himself a shot at the Internet Title!
Zach Davis: And Phantasm's about to be replaced because its time for a new entrant. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: Representing Pantheon as well, here comes Jeff Purse!
Zach Davis: Outside the ring, Eric Price has just gotten up and his eyes go wide. Purse goes right for him, but Price is running away from him around the ring!
Shannan Lerch: Finally, Price slides into the ring and Purse follows him. However, this gives Price the chance to stomp Purse as he's entering, stopping his momentum.
Zach Davis: We now have Jay Price outside the ring, brawling with Chris Guy. Synn has Steve Orbit in a Sleeper, wearing him down. Hank Lane and Joel Hall are brawling outside the ring as well.
Shannan Lerch: And look! Odin and Speede are both making their way back down into the ringside area as well! We better start getting some eliminations because there are a crapload of people currently in this match.
Zach Davis: Well, Synn may've heard you, because he just hit Hank Lane with a Freefall Powerbomb! Here's the pin, one, two!-
Shannan Lerch: Three! Synn eliminates Hank Lane, the last Prophecy member in this match. Great showing by those three here tonight. And someone new in three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Sado is here now! She's gotta be hurting after her match with Oblivion earlier. What a story it would be if she won here tonight!
Shannan Lerch: Sado slides in and instantly attacks Synn, hitting him with a series of kicks. Odin is back in the ring now as well!
Zach Davis: And he's going on the warpath. Big Boot to Steve Orbit! Big Boot to Jeff Purse! Big Boot to Johnny Stylez!
Shannan Lerch: Odin turns... and he's face to face with Jay Price. This is tense, and there is electricity in the crowd. Price looks up at Odin, and he's not gonna back down!
Zach Davis: Well Odin Balfore sure as hell won't either! They're trading blows, Jay Price and Odin Balfore!, two former World Champions who want to wear the belt again!
Shannan Lerch: Surprisingly, Jay gets the upper hand! He throws Odin to the ropes and then hits a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker- No, Odin reverses it, hits a Running Powerslam on Jay instead! Oof!
Zach Davis: Odin turns his sights to Steve Orbit now. Orbit has stumbled up and he's leaning against the turnbuckle. Odin looks at his hand and smiles... he's going to go for Surtr's Revenge, his knockout punch!
Shannan Lerch: Odin fires the punch off and- what the hell?
Zach Davis: Jay Price just jumped in front of Orbit, taking the bullet for him, so to speak! Why the HELL would Jay Price do that!? Odin just knocked him out!
Shannan Lerch: Odin shrugs and bends down, pinning Jay. Could this be it for the South Street Menace? One, two..
Zach Davis: Three! Balfore just pinned Price!, I don't understand why that happened.
Shannan Lerch: We've got another entrant coming. Three, two, one-
Zach Davis: Unholy Confessions by Avenged Sevenfold is playing, and is that really... YES! MIKAMI! MIKAMI IS IN THE MATCH!?
Shannan Lerch: Indeed, Masaya Mikami, former protege of Steve Carr, has entered the match!
Zach Davis: Roundhouse kick to Jeff Purse! Shining Wizard to Sado! Mikami is on fire!
Shannan Lerch: Chris Guy attacks Mikami from behind, but Mikami shrugs him off and hits him with a back elbow. Mikami turns around and ducks a Clothesline from Guy, then DDTs him to the mat.
Zach Davis: Mikami jumps to the top... SHOOTING STAR SENTON ONTO CHRIS GUY! The Hammer of Justice!
Shannan Lerch: Mikami is about to pin him but Joel Hall of all people throws Mikami out of the ring and pins Guy instead! One, two..
Zach Davis: Three! Hall eliminates Guy. Great showing by the newcomer, though, without a doubt. Especially for such a high profile match.
Shannan Lerch: Hall stands up and is immediately kicked by Sado. Sado hits Hall with a mean Double Underhook Suplex, hot damn! How does she do it!?
Shannan Lerch: Next entrant in three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Uh, this must be a malfunction. With Oden By Our Side is playing, but Balfore is obviously still in the ring. Uh..
Shannan Lerch: I don't know what I'm seeing. Zach, look toward the entryway.
Zach Davis: Is that... what the hell? A second Odin Balfore!?
Shannan Lerch: This Odin runs to the ring quickly. He's leaner and younger looking than our Odin, I don't really know what to make of this. Twin brother? Or did someone steal Johnny Reb's supposed time machine!?
Zach Davis: WCF War XI brought to you by the movie Looper, in theaters now. Anyway, Young Odin gets into the ring and goes face to face with Mikami. Old Odin is outside the ring and he looks just as surprised at the appearance of this man as anyone.
Shannan Lerch: Mikami is not intimidated. He fires off a few kicks to Young Odin. Young Odin shrugs them off and throws Mikami to the ropes. Young Odin goes to lift Mikami up but Mikami reverses it into a Diamond Cutter!
Zach Davis: Mikami climbs the ropes now... Young Odin gets to his feet... Mikami flies off with a Dragaonrana! His Masaya Complex!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Young Odin reverses it into a Powerbomb, drilling Mikami into the mat! Ouch!
Zach Davis: Roy Speede hits the ring now, but Young Odin takes him down with a stiff kick to the gut, and then a Perfectplex into pin! One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: No, Old Odin just broke it up! Not a smart move in a match like this. Young Odin and Old Odin go face to face.. I think the universe may implode.
Zach Davis: They exchange words... and begin brawling! This is so bizarre. Here comes our next entrant, three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: AANNDD here comes Nathan von Liebert. This match just got very interesting.
Zach Davis: We've now got TWO Church of Dark Saints members. And if they use their numbers like Prophecy did earlier, this isn't good for anyone in this match.
Shannan Lerch: Synn and Nathan join forces immediately, grabbing Joel Hall and sending him into a turnbuckle. They kick at him mercilessly.
Zach Davis: Nathan pulls Hall out and then throws him to Synn, who gives him a stiff shot to the head with his cast! Nathan then hits Hall with a Straight Jacket Drop!
Shannan Lerch: Nathan drops and pins Hall.. one, two-
Zach Davis: Three.
Shannan Lerch: They now turn their sights to Johnny Stylez. Stylez doesn't see them coming. Synn hits him with a stiff shot from behind, once again using his cast.
Zach Davis: Poor Stylez, he can't catch a break. And remember, whoever pins him will face him for the Internet Title. Synn throws him to Nathan, who hits another Straight Jacket Drop!
Shannan Lerch: Nathan drops down and pins Stylez. One, two..
Zach Davis: Three. We've got Nathan von Liebert versus Johnny Stylez next week for the vacant Internet Title!
Shannan Lerch: Next entrant. Three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Oh damn. "NOW I'M LOST IN OBLIVION!" Here comes Oblivion!
Shannan Lerch: Like Prophecy earlier, they've got three of their people in this match now! And with those people being Oblivion, Nathan and Synn, that may make the Church of Dark Saints unstoppable.
Zach Davis: Not to mention that we have about ten active men right now. Oblivion comes into the ring and he and his partners set their sighs on Mikami.
Shannan Lerch: This isn't good for the former United States Champion. They just start beating him down mercilessly.
Zach Davis: We've got two Odin Balfores for some reason brawling outside the ring, and Jeff Purse and Eric Price have been waging a personal war outside as well.
Shannan Lerch: Jeff has Price's face bloodied up. Price is against the guardrail, Purse sends him flying into the stairs! Price crashes over them violently.
Zach Davis: Young Odin rolls Old Odin into the ring. Young Odin slides in and picks him up... Another Perfectplex! One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: No, Old Odin kicks out of his own move! Young Odin stands up and he's met with a Dropkick from Steve Orbit, sending him flying out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Orbit jumps to the top.. he hits the Oakland Splash onto Old Odin! Here's the pin!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! The Mack eliminates The Maverick Elite! Well, one of them, anyway.
Shannan Lerch: Old Odin slides out of the ring and Young Odin glares at him.
Zach Davis: Back in the ring, Oblivion has Mikami up.. He hits the 5150! He, Nathan von Liebert and Synn have been triple teaming him for some time now.. Here's the pin. One, two..
Shannan Lerch: Three. Like I said earlier, the Church may be unstoppable now. Time for our next entrant. Three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Here comes Jimmy. His name strikes fear into the hearts of his opponents.
Shannan Lerch: He slides in and decides to pick a fight with Sado, probably because she's a woman. He hits her with several clubbing blows from behind.
Zach Davis: Sado spins around and clocks him with a Straight Knockout Punch, Tears of a Yankee! Hot damn! Here's the pin, one, two..
Shannan Lerch: Three! Sorry, Jimmy. I'm being told that because that was so fast we're going to send out another entrant to keep things moving along. Three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Here comes The Villain, Adam Young! The crowd is booing like crazy. He gets into the ring and is attacked by Roy Speede.
Shannan Lerch: And uh oh... Oblivion has finally caught sight of Sado. Grinning, Nathan and Synn approach her.
Zach Davis: But look, she's fighting back! Fist to the head of Nathan! Dropkick to Synn! And now a Dropkick to Nathan, sending him flying out!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion runs at her, but she ducks. She hits him with a Shuffle Sidekick, sending him flying over the top! She turns to Synn and pulls him in..
Zach Davis: Sadomasochist! Sado drops and pins Synn, hooking the leg! One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: THREE! Sado has taken out one member of the Church of Dark Saints!
Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Young has Speede in an Abdominal Stretch. You know, Speede has been in this match for quite some time now, he's gotta be worn out.
Shannan Lerch: Outside the ring, Eric Price and Jeff Purse are still brawling. Price has the upper hand now after several opportunities to cheat.
Zach Davis: Say what you want about Price and his methods, but he's quite a wrestler. He lifts Purse up now.. oh God, he's going for a Scoot Piledriver on the outside!
Shannan Lerch: But no!, Purse saves his life by reversing it with a Back Bodydrop! Price holds his back in pain.
Zach Davis: In ring, Orbit just broke up Adam Young's Abdominal Stretch on Roy Speede. Seemingly forming an alliance, the two hit Young with a Double Suplex. Time for our next entrant, three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: UUGGHH SOMEONE ELIMINATE THIS GUY.
Zach Davis: Watch out, jobbers, here comes Corey Black!
Shannan Lerch: Black jumps up onto the apron Springboards into the ring, hitting a surprised Oblivion! Oblivion is sent flying back. Nathan immediately runs at Black and goes for a Lariat.
Zach Davis: Black ducks it and hits Nathan with a Falcon Arrow! But Oblivion is back in the ring now, and he hits Corey with a Running Headbutt.
Shannan Lerch: Corey goes down, holding his head in pain. Nathan is back up and they're both stomping Corey. So much for him taking out Oblivion.
Zach Davis: Oh, what the F. The lights go out.
Shannan Lerch: What is going on here?... uh. Zach. Am I hearing the song I think I'm hearing?
Zach Davis: Yep.
Shannan Lerch: Does this mean what I think it means?
Zach Davis: Probably.
Shannan Lerch: Crawl by Kings of Leon is playing, the lights come back on...
Zach Davis: AND FORMER WORLD CHAMPION TORTURE IS IN THE RING! AND HE'S GOT A CHAIR!
Shannan Lerch: Chair to the back of Oblivion! Nathan's eyes go wide as Torture swings the chair and hits him too!
Zach Davis: What a moment! Torture throws the chair down and all eyes are on him. Oblivion stumbles to his feet and Torture grabs him... TORTURE'S DEVICE!
Shannan Lerch: There is NO WAY he's an official entrant! Seth wouldn't allow it!
Zach Davis: Torture leaves the ring now and heads... over here! The crowd is on their feet.. he's saying something to you, Shannan, what's he saying?
Shannan Lerch: He just said "Looks like Jay Price is still a bitch!" And he's leaving through the crowd, and they love him. For some goddamn reason. Ugh.
Zach Davis: Corey Black rolls over, pinning Oblivion. One!
Shannan Lerch: Two!
Zach Davis: NO! OH MY GOD!
Shannan Lerch: OBLIVION GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! THE CHURCH IS UNSTOPPABLE!
Zach Davis: Well, since Torture wasn't a real entrant, time for someone new. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: HAH! Now THIS is a surprise I like! "CHANGES" BY DEFTONES IS PLAYING AND HERE COMES GRAVEDIGGER!
Zach Davis: Gravedigger runs into the ring and stands behind Corey as he stumbles to his feet.
Shannan Lerch: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL TO THE BACK OF COREY BLACK'S HEAD!
Zach Davis: Gravedigger quickly picks Corey up and hits the Death Driver!
Shannan Lerch: Corey's plan was to go after Oblivion, but IT was able to withstand his onslaught AND Torture's attack.. and now Gravedigger has put an end to Corey's plans, I'm happy to say.
Zach Davis: To add insult to injury now, Gravedigger grabs Adam Young and puts him on top of Corey Black. Oh, come on...
Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!
Shannan Lerch: THREE!!! ADAM YOUNG PINS COREY BLACK!!!
Zach Davis: Adam Young stands up and raises his arms in the air, extremely happy with himself. However, he's quickly met with a SOULTAKER BY OBLIVION! Pin!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three. There goes Adam Young. Time for our next entrant.
Shannan Lerch: Make that entrantS!, because here come Bishop and Priest!
Zach Davis: Bishop and Priest slide in... it looks like they may attack Gravedigger!
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD! DOUBLE FINGER POKE OF DOOM! Both Bishop and Priest poke Gravedigger, and he sells it, hitting the mat hard! The crowd boos as Priest pins him. Come on. One, two..
Zach Davis: Three. Gravedigger got his revenge on Corey and got out of here. What a douche.
Shannan Lerch: Bishop and Priest stand, feeling pretty good about themselves. But both men are rolled up from behind simultaneously by Steve Orbit! What the hell!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: THREE! Steve Orbit just pinned Bishop and Priest at once!
Zach Davis: Well phew. Lets take a look at the overall match now. We just saw Orbit pin Bishop and Priest. Price is hurting outside the ring. Purse and Sado are taking it to Nathan von Liebert and Oblivion.
Shannan Lerch: And Young Odin is brawling with Roy Speede. Speede has been in here forever now and he's showing it. Orbit joins in the fight, hitting Odin in the back.
Zach Davis: Orbit throws Young Odin to the ropes.. he lifts him up, and what the hell? 3D to Young Odin by Steve Orbit and Roy Speede!
Shannan Lerch: Orbit pins Young Odin! One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! Young Odin is gone. Or, I mean, whoever he is. And Steve Orbit picks up an impressive fourth elimination in the match!
Shannan Lerch: Time for our next entrant. Three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Here comes The Rising Star, Kale Windsor!
Shannan Lerch: Windsor slides in and he's immediately taken down by the new alliance of Orbit and Speede. War makes strange bedfellows.
Zach Davis: I'm being told that we officially have five more entrants into the match. We know that "Sarah Twilight" is our last, and we're still anticipating Waylon Cash.
Shannan Lerch: Speede and Cash stomp Windsor. Price is resting outside the ring. Nathan von Liebert and Jeff Purse are brawling, as well as Oblivion and Sado!
Zach Davis: Sado defeated Oblivion earlier tonight and the leader of the Church of Dark Saints is not too happy about that. He hits her with several stiff shots...
Shannan Lerch: He picks her up and puts her on the top turnbuckle. He begins lifting her up... he's going for his Shatter finisher!
Zach Davis: But no! Sado punches Oblivion in the side and shoves him off the turnbuckle! Oblivion hits the mat and gets back up, Sado flies off the top with a Double Axe Handle Smash!
Shannan Lerch: Oblivion stumbles back into the turnbuckle, Sado runs at him... SHE HITS THE BLUE ROSE!
Zach Davis: Oblivion still has to be hurting from the attacks from the former Man Made Gods! This could be it!
Shannan Lerch: AH! Price pulls her out of the ring and slides in, pinning Oblivion himself! One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! Oblivion is gone and Eric Price just stole Sado's pin!
Shannan Lerch: Time for our next entrant. Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: FINALLY! HERE COMES WAYLON CASH!
Shannan Lerch: Cash hits the ring and he's on fire! He Clotheslines both Nathan von Liebert and Jeff Purse out! They stand, Cash backs up... SUICIDE DIVE TO BOTH OF THEM!
Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Windsor is fighting back against Speede and Orbit. He drops Orbit with a DDT, then hits Speede with a Northern Lights Suplex into pin!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: NO! Speede kicks out, but that was almost it for the Silver Lining.
Shannan Lerch: Windsor stomps both Speede and Orbit. Until he's spun around by Waylon Cash, who is back in the ring, that is. Kick to the gut-
Zach Davis: KILLSHOT! Waylon drops Windsor to the mat and he's about to pin him-
Shannan Lerch: Here comes Eric Price, the pin stealer again! He goes to throw Waylon out of the ring, but Waylon's prepared for it. He throws Price out instead! Hah.
Zach Davis: Cash drops and pins Windsor. One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: No! Windsor kicks out. Price's interference took too much time away from Waylon.
Zach Davis: New entrant in three, two, one..
Shannan Lerch: Tommy Kain! The other half of the Misfits hits the ring. He slides in and Clotheslines Waylon Cash from behind.
Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Sado and Nathan von Liebert are still brawling. Sado goes for the Tears of a Yankee!
Shannan Lerch: Nathan ducks it, however, and hits her with a kick followed by a Spinning Powerbomb! Damn, what a move.
Zach Davis: Sado stumbles up... STRAIGHT JACKET DROP! Here's the pin.
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three. The Church of Dark Saints caught up to Sado after all.
Shannan Lerch: Look! Across the ring, Steve Orbit has just dropped Kale Windsor with a Spear. And-
Zach Davis: Waylon Cash flies off the top with a Swan Dive Headbutt! Cash attempts to pin Windsor again, hooking the leg.
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! There goes the Rising Star.
Shannan Lerch: Next entrant. Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Famine of the Vile. Things just turned to the side of the Church of Dark Saints yet again.
Shannan Lerch: We have two more entrants. Once is "Sarah Twilight," but I'm not too sure who the other could be.
Zach Davis: Famine enters the ring and gets with Nathan; the two survey the ring. We currently have Steve Orbit, Jeff Purse, Roy Speede, Nathan von Liebert, Eric Price, Waylon Cash, Tommy Kain, and Famine active in the match.
Shannan Lerch: That's a who's who of superstars, and one of them just may be the next World Champion. Waylon is the only man to have previously held the belt currently active.
Zach Davis: Tommy Kain runs at Steve Orbit, Clotheslining him from behind. Orbit goes down and Kain starts stomping on him... Garvin style!
Shannan Lerch: Ah, the Walk of Shame. Where's Ophelia Pain when you need her?
Zach Davis: But Orbit begins to get back up. Tommy backs up himself... Shining Wizard, KWI! Kneeing While Intoxicated!
Shannan Lerch: Here's the pin. One! Two!
Zach Davis: No!, Orbit kicks out. Kain picks Orbit up and goes for a Suplex, but Orbit reverses it and lands behind him. Orbit spins him around and goes for a Pimp Slap!-
Shannan Lerch: Kain avoids it!, then hits Orbit with a the TommyDriver! Kain pins Orbit once more!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: THREE! Tommy Kain has just eliminated the United States Champion! Great showing by Orbit here tonight.
Zach Davis: Next entrant. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: OH MY GOD.
Zach Davis: FORMER WORLD CHAMPION SKYLER STRIKER IS HERE!
Shannan Lerch: THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS STRIKER SLIDES INTO THE RING! Lefts and rights, taking Nathan von Liebert down!
Zach Davis: Striker hits Roy Speede with a Springboard Enziguri! He then runs, Springboards again and takes down Eric Price with a Impaler DDT!
Shannan Lerch: Chants of Skyler Striker ring throughout the arena! The former Champion is standing tall!
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse meets him in the ring. Striker nods to him, a show of respect, and the two tie up.
Shannan Lerch: Striker gets the early advantage, throwing Purse to the ropes. As Jeff comes back, Striker hits him with a Sitout Crossarm Facebuster!
Zach Davis: He's attacked by Nathan von Liebert now. Nathan kicks him in the gut and goes for another Straight Jacket Drop!, a move that has been very succesful for him tonight.
Shannan Lerch: No! Striker lands behind him and spins him around... DOUBLE ARM SWEEPING FLIP DRIVER! That's his WELCOME TO OBLIVION!
Zach Davis: Striker is going to pin Nathan, and-
Shannan Lerch: ERIC PRICE ROLLS SKYLER STRIKER UP FROM BEHIND!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Shannan Lerch: PRICE'S FEET ARE ON THE ROPES! THREE!
Zach Davis: Eric Price just eliminated WCF legend and Hall of Famer Skyler Striker!
Shannan Lerch: Time for our last entrant, a man that has won more Wars than anyone in WCF history.
Zach Davis: Or a woman that hasn't won any. Three, two, one...
Shannan Lerch: Here comes "Sarah Twilight!"
Zach Davis: Logan slides into the ring, dressed as the one former World Title challenger. Between him, NvL and Jeff Purse, there are a lot of people that need serious mental help.
Shannan Lerch: All of the competitors are here... one of these men will be our next World Champion.
Zach Davis: "Twilight" runs at Price and Clotheslines him out of the ring. He then turns and-
Shannan Lerch: SPEAR from Famine of the Vile! "Twilight" stumbles up..
Zach Davis: Here we go again!
Shannan Lerch: The lights have cut off again. By now we know what this means!
Zach Davis: It means we're in store for another set of creepy messages!
Shannan Lerch: But this time we aren't seeing strange images on the screen though. It's just the action in the ring. Maybe we're wrong?
Zach Davis: Maybe we are--wait, no. Look again, Shannan.
Shannan Lerch: What does that say?
Zach Davis: Looks like, The war you wage tonight is nothing compared to the war that lies ahead. The anguish that has been caused shall be returned threefold.
Shannan Lerch: The hours continue to melt away as the WCF's reckoning draws closer.
Zach Davis: The wicked shall perish in the face of their own. As the moon draws its first quarter, know that it is upon you. This day comes swiftly.
Shannan Lerch: Is that a clue?
Zach Davis: I don't know Shannan. I can't make heads or tails of this...
Shannan Lerch: The distraction has given Nathan and Famine time to double team "Sarah Twilight." The Church members hit him with... OH MY GOD! Total Elimination!
Zach Davis: Logan holds his head in pain. And is it indeed an elimination? Famine drops and pins him.
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three. Wow, Famine of the Vile just pinned Logan.
Shannan Lerch: Not exactly. He pinned "Sarah Twilight." After their blood feud earlier in the year, I guess that's appropriate.
Zach Davis: Logan and Famine didn't feud!
Shannan Lerch: No, Famine and Twilight did.. oh nevermind.
Zach Davis: But look at this! Here comes Mr. Opportunistic himself, Eric Price. He Clotheslines Nathan out of the ring, now he lifts Famine up...
Shannan Lerch: Ca$h Flow to Famine! Price goes to pin him-
Zach Davis: But Tommy Kain throws Price out of the ring and pins Famine instead! One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: Three! Hah. Tommy Kain stole one from Eric Price, and I'm glad that he did!
Zach Davis: We're down to our final six. Waylon Cash, Tommy Kain, Eric Price, Nathan von Liebert, Roy Speede, and Jeff Purse.
Shannan Lerch: Eric Price gets back into the ring and he's talking shit on Tommy Kain, yelling that he stole his pin. Kain laughs right in his face and then kicks him.
Zach Davis: Kain snaps off a beautiful Shining Wizard, another KWI! Price's eyes glaze over and he drops, rolling out of the ring.
Shannan Lerch: Tommy Kain turns, and he's met with a kick to the gut from Waylon Cash, followed by a Gutwrench Suplex! Cash gets back up as Kain stumbles to his feet.
Zach Davis: Cash Springboards and hits Kain with a Crossbody into pin!
Shannan Lerch: One! Two!
Zach Davis: No! Kain kicks out. Cash gets off of him and Kain stumbles up again. Cash goes for the Georgia Two Step, here comes the running knee!
Shannan Lerch: Kain avoids it!, he kicks Cash and goes for the Double Underhook Piledriver!, but now Cash reverses that with a Back Bodydrop. Kain gets back up..
Zach Davis: KILLSHOT TO TOMMY KAIN! Here's the pin. One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: Three! There goes Kain.
Zach Davis: Cash stands up... And here comes Eric Price! Price spins Cash around and hits the Reversal of Fortune!
Shannan Lerch: Price drops and pins him. One! Two!
Zach Davis: Price has his feet on the ropes.. AGAIN. THREE! There goes Waylon Cash, too. You've gotta remember, he DID just fight a hell of a World Title match earlier.
Shannan Lerch: Final four now. Jeff Purse, Roy Speede, NvL, Eric Price.
Zach Davis: Speede has been in this match longer than anyone. He's stomping on Nathan von Liebert now, and he's going to the top.
Shannan Lerch: The Silver Lining is a master of high risk moves.. SPEEDE BUMP!
Zach Davis: NO! Nathan rolls out of the way in the knick of time! Speede stumbles to his feet, turns around-
Shannan Lerch: THE FUTURE! 720 DDT from Jeff Purse!
Zach Davis: Purse pins Speede.. One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: Three. The Hardcore Champ is finally eliminated.
Zach Davis: Purse begins to get up but is met with several shots to the back of his head from Eric Price.
Shannan Lerch: This is a bizarre three guys to have together. Nathan's kidnapping, Price's kiss...
Zach Davis: Wouldn't want to be Kari right about now!
Shannan Lerch: Price picks Purse up and tosses him out of the ring. Price turns and is met with a Clothesline by Nathan, taking him down.
Zach Davis: Price gets back up and Nathan lifts him in a Suplex... another Straight Jacket Drop!
Shannan Lerch: NO! Price slips behind Nathan and rolls him up!
Zach Davis: One! Two! FOOT ON THE ROPES!
Shannan Lerch: NO! NATHAN KICKS OUT!
Zach Davis: Both men begin to get up, and Purse runs and Clotheslines them both down! He starts kicking both of them, trying to get them both to stay down. But to no avail; they both slowly begin to work their way up...
Shannan Lerch: Nathan and Price team up momentarily, throwing Purse to the ropes. They then run at him and Clothesline him out of the ring.
Zach Davis: Nathan now takes a wild swing at Eric Price, but Price sees it coming and ducks it. HE THEN HITS HIS REVERSAL OF FORTUNE!
Shannan Lerch: HERE'S THE PIN! ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! Eric Price got an honest pin, believe it or not, there goes Nathan von Liebert. 9:39:50
Shannan Lerch: We're down to Eric Price and Jeff Purse. One of these men will be the next World Champion.
Zach Davis: These guys have feuded for months now, they hate each other as much as any two men. Price took Purse out of wrestling for about a month.
Shannan Lerch: Purse rolls back into the ring, and he's not looking too good. Price begins stomping at him methodically, picking his shots. The crowd is chanting "PURSE! PURSE! PURSE!," though, urging him on.
Zach Davis: Price grins, seeing the World Title within his grasp. He lifts Purse up and goes for the Reversal of Fortune-
Shannan Lerch: No!, Purse shoves him off. He hits a Spinning Heel Kick, runs to the ropes... WHISPER IN THE WIND! HE CALLS THAT TAKING OFF THE TRAINING WHEELS!
Zach Davis: NO! PRICE REVERSES IT INTO A BACKCRACKER! DAMN!
Shannan Lerch: PRICE COVERS JEFF PURSE, HOOKING THE LEG!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Shannan Lerch: TWO!
Zach Davis: NO! PURSE KICKS OUT!
Shannan Lerch: THE FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET! Price is not too happy. He steps back, waiting for Purse to stumble up... Olympic Slam!
Zach Davis: No!, Purse lands behind Eric Price and rolls him up!
Shannan Lerch: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Shannan Lerch: PURSE PUTS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES!
Zach Davis: AND ERIC PRICE KICKS OUT!
Shannan Lerch: He almost got a taste of his own medicine! Purse lifts Price up, blood still running down his face. Purse runs to the ropes, Springboards, takes Price down with a Clothesline. He stomps Price several times, hatred and determination on his face. He runs to the ropes and Springboards again..
Zach Davis: MOONSAULT! One more pin! One! Two!
Shannan Lerch: PRICE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES.
Zach Davis: Jeff sits up, swearing, pissed that he just can't keep Eric Price down. He has one more trick up his sleeve... he begins climbing to the top rope. He's going for The Future.
Shannan Lerch: JEFF FLIES OFF AND HITS IT!
Zach Davis: NO! PRICE CATCHES HIM AND REVERSES IT INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Shannan Lerch: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Shannan Lerch: NO! NO PURSE KICKS OUT!
Zach Davis: THIS IS HELLACIOUS! Neither one of these men will lose to the other one! They're both beaten to hell but just won't give up!
Shannan Lerch: They both rest on the mat for several moments until Price rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair.
Zach Davis: Price slides back in as Purse is up. Price swings the chair with all his might, anger in his eyes. Purse ducks it!, Springboards, and Dropkicks the chair right in Price's face!
Shannan Lerch: Blood splatters everywhere as Price drops the chair.. BUT HE WON'T GO DOWN.
Zach Davis: Using the last bit of energy he has, Purse runs to the ropes, jumps up... FLIES OFF AND HITS THE FUTURE!
Shannan Lerch: HERE'S THE PIN! JEFF HOOKS THE LEG! ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Shannan Lerch: THREEEEEEE!
Zach Davis: WE'RE NOT KIDDING! THAT WAS REALLY THREE!
Shannan Lerch: Ladies and gentlemen... I don't believe it. Jeff Purse has become the new WCF World Champion.
Zach Davis: Kari joins Jeff in the ring, hugging him. Price stands up and stumbles towards them... Kari slaps him in the face, sending him flying out of the ring!
Shannan Lerch: The ref hands Purse the World Title, which he looks at, still not believing he won. Kari raises Jeff's arm in the air... and damn, we're out of time.
Zach Davis: Fans... goodnight, and see you on Slam!