09/29/2013


War XII Intro

Zach Davis: Do I Wanna Know? by the Arctic Monkeys is playing... fireworks are exploding everywhere, you could call it a War zone, and I'm enjoying my first terrible pun since I'm back!

Shannan Lerch: Ugh.

Zach Davis: What I'm trying to say is... WAR XII IS LIVE! The time is finally here! I can barely hear myself over the roar of these fans. It feels good to be back, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, maybe for you. This is one night only for me, Zach.

Zach Davis: Well enjoy it while it lasts, then. Either way, Shannan, we're going to be lucky enough to call the biggest match in War history. We've got at least FOURTY TWO competitors in this match... it's gonna be a long night.

Shannan Lerch: We can't even begin to run down everyone in this match, quite frankly. Let's start with all of the World Champions involved.

Zach Davis: Well, we found out a few short days ago that both STEVE ORBIT and JAY PRICE are going to be involved. THAT is a game changer, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: Very true. Price's return is.. confusing, to say the least. But Orbit is fresh off his World Title loss, and you KNOW he'll be gunning for Nathan von Liebert... and, hell, he'll be gunning for the win.

Zach Davis: On top of that, we have SARAH TWILIGHT and ERIC PRICE starting the match off. At one point that wasn't all that interesting, but after Twilight and Bravado turned on Eric and nearly fired him... this is one of the most interesting starts to a War match ever I'd say.

Shannan Lerch: Eric Price just about went the distance last year, but he's got a LOT to contend with. He attacked Bravado one by one last week and they're going to be looking to take him out.

Zach Davis: Speaking of going the distance, you've got ODIN BALFORE in this match, who also knows a thing or two about War. Hopefully we'll only see one of him tonight. You have OBLIVION, whom he's been feuding with, and made his name as Ace Slaughter in a War match several years ago.

Shannan Lerch: When talking about War, you can't forget to mention LOGAN. Logan has won the match THREE TIMES in his career, which is goddamn amazing. He's a legend, Hall of Famer, and fierce competitor even on his worst days. But at War he becomes something even greater, and tonight could be his night.

Zach Davis: Unless BOBBY CAIRO has something to say about that. The former rivals renewed their feud last week at Slam, which was quite heated, to say the least. Bobby hasn't held the WCF World Title in over seven years... and he's going to be looking to change that tonight.

Shannan Lerch: As far as former World Champions go, we also have FPV and WAYLON CASH. Cash has S-PAC backing him up, and was close to being the World Champion this time last year. FPV finds himself Cryogenix-less, and Wednesday Night we learned ROY SPEEDE would be competing in this match as well, which makes things interesting.

Zach Davis: To round out our former Champions, we have another Hall of Famer, GRAVEDIGGER.... and the one and only ...

Shannan Lerch: JONNY FLY. Yes, don't remind me. Jonny Fly is a multi time Champion in his own right, but he's never won War. And hopefully he never will.

Zach Davis: And you can't forget our current Champion, NATHAN VON LIEBERT. Nathan came off a long hiatus to defeat Orbit for the belt, which some people called an upset.

Shannan Lerch: Besides the former Champions, you have the Masked Man, who has been terrorizing anyone involved in a stable for quite a while now. You have guys like Atreyu and Gable, Jordan Caliban, Matthew Robinson, Jonathan Jakobs, the returning Mr. Happy and Lilith... this match is anyone's to win. You just can't predict it.

Zach Davis: Then let's not try. LET'S START THE SHOW!

World Title Match
War

Shannan Lerch: The lights are out, and the piano is playing... here comes The Only One. The Only One that would humiliate her would-be husband on live television, steal the company from under his nose, and degrade her own employees... here comes Sarah Twilight.

Zach Davis: She's heading to the ring with one goal in mind, Shannan. Defeat Eric Price as fast as possible and outlast the rest of the competition. I'll give the devil her due, she's a HELL of a competitor. The first ever female World Champion, and she could be the first ever female War winner, too.

Shannan Lerch: Welp, Sarah has made it to the ring and the fans are booing mercilessly. I love it.

Zach Davis: Aanndd her music dies down... What's this? She's asking Kyle for his mic. What for? Let's just start the show!

Shannan Lerch: It looks like Sarah Twilight is going to cut a promo to start the show off! Come on, don't we get enough of her on Slam!?

Zach Davis: Well, she's got the mic. Let's hear what she has to say.

Shannan Lerch: NO! YOU KNOW MY NAME IS PLAYING AND HERE COMES ERIC PRICE!

Zach Davis: Eric slides into the ring seemingly from out of nowhere, and he's hitting Sarah with rights and lefts! Kyle's mic just went flying and Eric is pressing his advantage. There's the bell, WAR HAS BEGUN!

Shannan Lerch: Eric whips Sarah across the ropes, takes her down with a Clothesline! I never thought I'd hear the fans cheering this loud for Eric Price but here we are! Sarah gets back up, Eric lifts her... OLYMPIC SLAM!

Zach Davis: No, Sarah slides behind Eric's back. Eric spins around, Sarah kicks him-

Shannan Lerch: Eric catches her foot, Dragonscrew Legwhip! The fans are on their feet... SHARPSHOOTER!

Zach Davis: Eric Price is already applying the Sharpshooter! Sarah is fighting it the best she can.. and oh, she grabs the ropes and is able to crawl out before Eric can get it really applied.

Shannan Lerch: She turns - SUICIDE DIVE FROM ERIC PRICE! He hits it perfectly!

Zach Davis: Eric Price seems like he has Sarah Twilight's number here tonight, and you've gotta expect that this isn't how Sarah wanted her night to begin. Eric picks her up and rolls her back inside... and we've got our first pin attempt of the night!

Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: No, quick kickout by Miss Twilight. Eric lifts her up - OH, low blow! Low blow to Eric Price, and he goes down in a heap.

Shannan Lerch: Remember.. this match IS No DQ. Sarah is going to use that to her advantage, as will a great many other stars, I'm sure. But yeah, Sarah took Eric down.

Zach Davis: Eric stumbles up, the fans are booing... OOF, T-Bone Suplex! Time for our third entrant... Who is it going to be? Three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: JOHN BARBER! HERE COMES JOHN BARBER!

Zach Davis: Bad luck for Sarah Twilight! She sighs to herself before Barber hits the ring and now these two are trading blows!

Shannan Lerch: Hah! She took away Barber's Television Title, Seth practically tried to humiliate him with those so-called opponents on the preshow, but now Barber is out for revenge!

Zach Davis: After Eric's onslaught of offense, Sarah is winded. Barber gets the advantage and whips her to the ropes, she comes back... Belly to Belly Suplex!

Shannan Lerch: Sarah hits the mat and quickly rolls out of the ring. Barber is about to head out of the ring after her but Eric rolls him up from behind in a schoolboy pin!

Zach Davis: One, two-

Shannan Lerch: Kickout! Once an opportunist, always an opportunist, Zach. Barber and Price are to their feet now, Barber ducks a wild swing by Price, kicks him in the gut.. Dropkick! Price goes back down.

Zach Davis: Barber turns - Springboard Dropkick from Sarah Twilight! Whoa. You don't see those kinds of moves from her too often!

Shannan Lerch: Eric is stumbling up once again, but Sarah hits a quick Snap Suplex, Suplexing him onto Barber. She then starts stomping both men and the fans are once again booing.

Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant. Very critical at this early point in the match. Three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: NO. ANYONE BUT HIM.

Zach Davis: HERE COMES JONNY FLY! JONNY FLY DREW NUMBER FOUR!

Shannan Lerch: Fly sprints to the ring and slides in. Again, pretty sure I saw a visible sigh from Sarah there, and once AGAIN we've got her brawling with someone who pretty much hates her guts.

Zach Davis: Who DOESN'T hate her guts, besides Bravado? She's tired, and Fly has had several months to train.. he's got the upper hand pretty quickly. He throws her to the ropes - Arm Drag.

Shannan Lerch: Sarah goes to get back up, but Fly lifts her up onto his shoulders. Airplane Spin!

Zach Davis: How long is he going to do this!? He just keeps spinning and spinning... the fans are counting along... this has got to be at least twenty seconds... the fans've lost count now!

Shannan Lerch: After God knows how long, Fly drops her... but he's dizzy too!, and he dizzily turns right into Eric Price...

Zach Davis: OLYMPIC SLAM! Eric hits it, and here's the pin!

Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! Fly kicks out!

Shannan Lerch: Fly was the first thorn in Eric's side when Eric won the World Title, so you know that would've been sweet. Time for our next entrant. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: FLASH LIGHT BY PARLIAMENT IS PLAYING AND THE MACK IS BACK!

Shannan Lerch: STEVE ORBIT RUSHES TO THE RING!

Zach Davis: Whether the fans like Eric now or not there is no love lost between he and Orbit! Eric goes to intercept the returning Mack but Orbit tackles him down and hits him with several punches! The fans are chanting "MACK, MACK, MACK!"

Shannan Lerch: Orbit's up... here comes John Barber to spoil the fun. Orbit turns to him - SUPERKICK!

Zach Davis: ORBIT DUCKS IT, and gives Barber a Spinebuster for his troubles!

Shannan Lerch: Jonny Fly grapples Orbit from behind, Orbit elbows out of it, ducks a Lariat from Fly... CODEBREAKER! Codebreaker to Jonny Fly! Steve Orbit is on fire!

Zach Davis: We've got Sarah Twilight, Eric Price, John Barber, Jonny Fly, and Steve Orbit in the ring now... this is unbelievable.

Shannan Lerch: Orbit surveying the lay of the land now, so to speak. He spots Twilight outside the ring, but he's one of the few to hold a pinfall victory over her, so he's got nothing to prove there, to be honest.

Zach Davis: Orbit sets his sights on Fly. You know, Orbit has a victory over Fly as well, actually. Probably the only person in WCF to be able to say he's beaten those two.

Shannan Lerch: Orbit stomps on Fly several times before lifting him up and grappling him from behind. This time Fly breaks free, spinning behind him and grappling Orbit. Orbit rams himself backwards, crushing Fly between himself and the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: Orbit Springboards while Fly is dazed.. DISASTER KICK!

Shannan Lerch: NO!, Fly sidesteps it, BOOM! SPEAR TO STEVE ORBIT!

Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant. Three! Two! One!

Shannan Lerch: He's been on a winning streak the past month, here comes Havok!

Zach Davis: Havok runs to the ring and gets right in the face of Jonny Fly. And, oh no. Fly is calling Havok a Flyjobber. That's going to make Havok pretty mad. Did you see what Fly did to Tyler Walker on Slam, though? Havok better watch it.

Shannan Lerch: Havok is enraged... he goes for a punch, but Fly blocks it and pokes him in the eye! Serves him right for all the times he poked ME in the eye-

Zach Davis: Ahem. Fly takes Havok down with an STO now after that, damn dirty tactics. Looks like Sarah is getting up now on the outside of the ring, and Eric has her in his sights.

Shannan Lerch: Eric rolls out and begins brawling. Again, we'd like to remind you, no DQs or countouts of any kind in this match. Sarah is going toe to toe with Eric, which says a lot after the beating she took due to some unlucky entrants for her.

Zach Davis: She can't withstand the onslaught of Eric though. He throws her into the ringsteps-

Shannan Lerch: No!, she reverses it, and Eric is sent flying into those ringsteps instead! Oof! He stumbles up... BAM, Bulldog from Sarah on the outside. Eric's face slammed into the ground.. ouch.

Zach Davis: In the ring, Fly is stomping on poor Havok. Orbit is up, but no!, Barber takes him down with a Dropkick. He's applying a submission...

Shannan Lerch: Boston Crab! And he has it locked in. But now it is time for another entrant in three! Two! One!

Zach Davis: Here comes Ryan "Venom" Rhodes! He debuts on Wednesday Night, looking good I must say.

Shannan Lerch: Rhodes hits the ring and kicks Barber off Orbit. He quickly lifts him up and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker! Pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No!, Barber kicks out. Rhodes looking to make an impact by pinning the TV Champ.

Zach Davis: Rhodes then turns to Jonny Fly. Again, looking to make an impact. Rhodes spins the unsuspecting Fly around and kicks him in the gut.. BOOM! Pumphandle Slam! What a show of strength!

Shannan Lerch: And another pin! One! Two!

Zach Davis: And another kickout! Either Jonny Fly is winning this match or someone is getting a HUGE career boost by pinning him.

Shannan Lerch: Outside the ring, Eric and Sarah have spilled into the crowd. Watch out, fans, Sarah sure as hell doesn't care about your safety...

Zach Davis: They can't hear you, Shannan. But they know to watch out, and security is on the scene. Sarah and Eric are trading vicious jabs, stiff blows to the face... but neither is giving an inch. They're working their way up... where the hell are they going?

Shannan Lerch: New entrant in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: ELI THE KID! Here he comes. Give him hell, Kid!

Shannan Lerch: Kid hits the ring and joins Rhodes in stomping on Jonny Fly. It appears as if some of our newer recruits aren't fans of the term "Flyjobbers," Zach.

Zach Davis: Who is? Jonny Fly is in trouble, though. Former World Champion or not, you piss enough people off to team up against you... You can't survive in a match like this.

Shannan Lerch: Eli and Venom lift Fly up and hit a Double Suplex. Looks like they've forged one of those temporary aliances that always happen in matches like this, and the fans are loving it.

Zach Davis: They both stomp away at Jonny Fly now... until BAM! Steve Orbit from behind with a mighty Double Lariat.

Shannan Lerch: Eli and Venom double over, spin around.... Orbit drops them with a Double DDT! He pins them both at the same time, laying over both their bodies!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No! They both kick out. Nice attempt by Orbit there to eliminate both men at once but to no avail.

Zach Davis: Fly has stumbled up and stops Orbit from furthering his attack, yelling that he wants to take on Venom and Havok. Orbit yells back, saying they're his. Are these two guys in a pissing contest here or what?

Shannan Lerch: I hope not... HA! Havok and Venom just threw them both out of the ring, as they were too distracted with each other! We've got newcomers versus veterans here.

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Price and Twilight have moved fairly far up... they're by a merchandise table. This is dangerous.

Shannan Lerch: Maybe Sarah will get a little of what she's planned on subjecting the WCF roster to! Eric smashes her head against the table, and the workers of the booth are getting out of there. And look at that! He's choking her with her own t-shirt!

Zach Davis: Next entrant in three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Oh God. Here we go. Here comes one of the most controversial wrestlers in WCF...

Zach Davis: Here comes Lilith.

Shannan Lerch: The fans boo as Lilith hits the ring. She begins brawling with John Barber of all people!

Zach Davis: She's a hell of a brawler, Shannan, believe it or not. The fans are booing as she sends Barber rocking, then takes him down with a Snapmare... and ouch, a stiff kick to his spine!

Shannan Lerch: That move was called the Spinal Tap in the old WWF Attitude games, Zach. Did you know that?

Zach Davis: Nah, I was a No Mercy kind of guy. Anyway, Lilith has Barber in a Sleeper now, and the fans are chanting "LILITH SUCKS! LILITH SUCKS!" She doesn't pay them any heed, however.

Shannan Lerch: Barber is working his way up... he jabs her in the gut a few times, breaking free!, but she drops him with a Reverse DDT before he's able to get anywhere!

Zach Davis: Elsewhere in the arena, Eric Price has a steel chair. Twilight is leaning against that merch table... BAM! Eric hits her square in the head!

Shannan Lerch: This is... ugh, I don't like Sarah obviously, but this is hard to watch. Her eyes roll back in her head.. she's knocked out, and- NO!

Zach Davis: ANOTHER chair shot from Eric! This propels her body onto the table itself, and where is Eric going!?

Shannan Lerch: He's climbing up the steps, and he's on the balcony above her... No, Eric, don't do this. It isn't worth it.

Zach Davis: She humiliated him so many times, Shannan, in front of the whole world! She took the company from him, ended EPPW, and whatever you think of that... of course Eric is going to want revenge!

Shannan Lerch: Well the fans are all for it, they're cheering him on. He takes a deep breath, looks around... No, Eric...

Zach Davis: FROG SPLASH - AND NO! SARAH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!

Shannan Lerch: Eric crashes through the merchandise table, destroying it!, as Sarah rolls onto the cold, hard cement... her eyes close, she's lost consciousness. Eric lays amongst the rubble of the table... come on, this is madness.

Zach Davis: Sorry to interrupt but we've got a new entrant coming out, three two one...

Shannan Lerch: The onslaught of S-PAC begins. Here comes Benjamin Atreyu!

Zach Davis: Atreyu enters the ring and eyes Lilith immediately. He spins her around and decks her right in the face, without hesitation. And a Snap Suplex for good measure.

Shannan Lerch: He lifts her up now... several elbow strikes, ouch, very stiff, and a European Uppercut. Lilith is sent reeling and he Clotheslines her out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Fans, both Eric Price and Sarah Twilight are currently getting loaded onto stretchers. Eric has apparently suffered an injury as he went through that table, and Sarah is unconscious.

Shannan Lerch: We should've known this would happen when those two were starting the match off, with no rules or anything, and the World Title on the line... But then again, this is War, so I guess you should expect anything.

Zach Davis: Two of the favorites to win this thing are out, though! We're down to eight active competitors: John Barber, Jonny Fly, Steve Orbit, Havok, Venom, Eli, Lilith, and Benjamin Atreyu.

Shannan Lerch: Fly is brawling with Havok as Orbit brawls with Rhodes on the outside, leaving Barber and Atreyu in the ring. Eli is on the outside. Barber and Atreyu are going at it now. Atreyu has Barber in the corner, stomping a mudhole in him, to steal a phrase.

Zach Davis: Orbit throws Rhodes into the guardrail, and damnit, we don't need any more Eric/Sarah escapades here. Orbit runs at Rhodes and Clotheslines him, but luckily he doesn't go over. Orbit then follows up with a Bulldog-

Shannan Lerch: No!, Rhodes reverses it, throwing Orbit off. Orbit stumbles up - Russian Legsweep from Venom!

Zach Davis: Next entrant! Three! Two! ONE!

Shannan Lerch: I'll Go Until My Heart Stops... HERE COMES JORDAN CALIBAN!

Zach Davis: The Internet Champion sprints to the ring and jumps onto the apron.. Benjamin Atreyu turns towards him, but doesn't have enough time to react as Caliban Springboards over and hits a Flying Head Scissors!

Shannan Lerch: Barber runs at him and goes for a Superkick!, but Caliban ducks it and hits a beautiful Missile Dropkick!

Zach Davis: Caliban is up - BOOM! Crack right to the back of his head from Lilith!

Shannan Lerch: Lilith spins Caliban around and lifts him up for a Gutbuster. Caliban is on his hands and knees, and she follows up with a kick to his stomach. She then climbs to the top.. Lilith going high risk?

Zach Davis: SENTON DROP onto Caliban!

Shannan Lerch: Lilith is about to go for the pin, but Jonny Fly is back into the ring. He lifts her quickly into a Death Valley Driver, God damn.

Zach Davis: Orbit is back in the ring as well, as he and Fly have left Orbit and Rhodes on the outside. Barber runs at Orbit but Orbit throws him out of the ring, as Fly kicks Lilith out. In fact, Orbit and Fly turn..

Shannan Lerch: They're face to face, the sole competitors in the ring now. They begin talking trash. Two former World Champions, two world class athletes... and two men that could not be more opposite.

Zach Davis: Oh no. Jonny just called Orbit a Flyjobber.

Shannan Lerch: STEVE ORBIT UNLOADS ON JONNY FLY! That set him off! Rights and lefts, a flurry of offense from Steve Orbit! Low kick, nearly taking Fly down... quick jab... and a spinning backfist!

Zach Davis: PIMP SLAP! PIMP SLAP TO JONNY FLY! JONNY GOES DOWN!

Shannan Lerch: PIN! THIS COULD BE IT!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Shannan Lerch: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! FLY KICKS OUT! FLY KICKS OUT OF THE PIMP SLAP!

Shannan Lerch: Fly has administered several pimp slaps of his own, I can assure you, and he knows the move well. He was able to escape it!

Zach Davis: Time for a new entrant. Besides Price and Twilight, we haven't had any actual eliminations here yet. Three, two, one....

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Denise D'Evil! Too bad Ana Valentine isn't in this match, that is a brawl I'd like to see.

Zach Davis: Orbit turns towards D'Evil, who seems particularly excited to fight a pimp. She Spears Orbit right down!

Shannan Lerch: Orbit stumbles up.. BAM! POWERBOMB TO THE MACK! That's for women everywhere, you sex trafficker!

Zach Davis: I don't think Steve Orbit is a sex trafficker, Shannan-

Shannan Lerch: Well whatever. Both Fly and Orbit have left the ring. Outside, Rhodes and Lilith are brawling now.. Barber and Atreyu.. and Eli and Caliban.

Zach Davis: This leaves Havok. Havok enters the ring and goes toe to toe with her! He won't back down.

Shannan Lerch: And neither will she. He's a maniac! He runs at her and hits a DDT and begins stomping at her wildly.

Zach Davis: Big chance for Havok here, he has D'Evil down and alone in the ring. He lifts her up... oof! Sidewalk Slam!

Shannan Lerch: He has her up, and Havok is on fire. Irish whip to the turnbuckle now.

Zach Davis: Why do we call it an "irish whip?" It is one of the most basic moves in wrestling, I feel like it shouldn't be attributed to a singular nationality. That isn't fair.

Shannan Lerch: Moving on, Havok has Denise D'Evil up.... he hits a SUPERPLEX! HAVOK HAS IT! HERE'S THE PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Shannan Lerch: NO! LILITH BREAKS IT UP!

Zach Davis: Lilith lifts D'Evil up, she wants to eliminate her! She hits the Kiss of Death!

Shannan Lerch: PIN! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: THREE!

Zach Davis: New entrant! Three! Two! One!

Shannan Lerch: Aww shit. Here comes Lionheart!

Zach Davis: THE BEAST! The beast heads right to the ring - correction, he heads right to Jordan Caliban.

Shannan Lerch: Caliban had Eli down, but he turns.. BAM! Big Boot to Caliban! Caliban flips over, and Lionheart ... he laughs!

Zach Davis: Lionheart lifts Caliban up and throws him to ring.

Shannan Lerch: Caliban hops up onto the apron and jumps back off of it, onto Lionheart!

Zach Davis: LIONHEART CATCHES HIM! And.. holy shit, Fallaway Slam into the crowd!

Shannan Lerch: Amazing!

Zach Davis: Lionheart climbs into the crowd and he picks Caliban up. We already had Twilight and Price get injured, come on guys, get back into the ringside area.

Shannan Lerch: Guess they're listening, Zach, Lionheart just threw Caliban back over. Lionheart then climbs back over as well and tosses Caliban into the ring. Here's the pin.

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: And another kickout. Time for another entrant in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Tyler Walker and Biohazard! They're entering as a unit.

Shannan Lerch: Yeah, they're a bunch of units, alright. They slide into the ring and start hammering Havok from behind. Oh boy.

Zach Davis: This is wrestling, Shannan, "hammering someone from behind" has no homosexual connotations. Not even if Tyler Walker or Biohazard are involved.

Shannan Lerch: Well, the fans are cheering them, that's for sure, they're pretty damn popular. They've got Havok down. They're double teaming that man.

Zach Davis: Uh, the countdown clock is running again, and we've got our next entrants. Is someone in the back retarded? Why are we getting a new entrant already?

Shannan Lerch: You shouldn't say "retarded," Zach, that isn't PC. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Uh, yeah..... that explains it. Here comes Markus Jayson and Kelvin Staylor. The 8th Wonder is back!

Shannan Lerch: And just like Biohazard and Tyler Walker, they've entered as a group. They slide right into the ring and get into the face of Biohazard and Walker!

Zach Davis: 8th Wonder/Biohazard and Walker showdown... this is epic, Shannan, truly a monumental moment in professional wrestling here. The four men are looking side to side at the fans, gauging which tag team is the most popular.

Shannan Lerch: This is going on way too long. Just fight already!

Zach Davis: They're trying to make a moment, Shannan, but they keep looking back and forth and waiting for a crowd reaction like they're Rock and Hogan or something. I don't think it's gonna happen.

Shannan Lerch: AANNDD Havok and Venom are back in the ring, behind the two tag teams. Havok spins the 8th Wonder around as Venom spins around Walker and Biohazard... boom, duel kicks to the guts, and boom, duel Double DDTs!

Zach Davis: Havok hits his Payback move on Markus as Rhodes hits Biohazard with his Vengeance! Pins!

Shannan Lerch: One, one! Two, two!

Zach Davis: Three, three!

Shannan Lerch: And Havok hits the Payback on Jayson, as Rhodes hits Walker with another Vengeance! And another set of pins!

Zach Davis: One, one! Two, two!

Shannan Lerch: Three... three. Both Biowalker and the 8th Wonder are gone, we've got our first sets of eliminations.

Zach Davis: Havok and Rhodes are both up, and Havok throws Rhodes to the corner. He then runs at him and hits a Clothesline, he's going for his trademark!

Shannan Lerch: Next up... running Big Boot!

Zach Davis: No!, Rhodes ducks it! He lifts Havok up and hits ANOTHER Vengeance into a pin!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three, Havok is gone! Ryan Rhodes is on a roll!

Shannan Lerch: He turns - OH SHIT, CALIBAN! Caliban Springboards and then hits a DDT on Rhodes!

Zach Davis: Caliban jumps to the top - CALIBOOM! PIN!

Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! Caliban eliminates Venom!

Shannan Lerch: Eli the Kid slides into the ring now and hits a Lariat, taking out Caliban from behind. You can't forget the challenge going on between Eli and Henry. Whoever lasts the longest gets to face Caliban for the Internet Title.

Zach Davis: Next entrant coming in three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Truly a WCF legend, a pioneer of this company... and a former owner too. "Changes" by the Deftones is playing. Here comes Gravedigger!

Zach Davis: And he's the man that trained John Barber, Shannan. As a matter of fact, Barber has just entered the ring. Gravedigger enters, and it looks like the two are on the same page here. Barber hits Caliban with a stiff kick, spinning him around..

Shannan Lerch: GRAVE MARKER TO JORDAN CALIBAN!, huge Clothesline! Caliban hits the mat and drops out. This leaves GD and Barber alone in the ring now, challenging anyone to come in and take them out.

Zach Davis: Too bad the 8th Wonder or BioWalker aren't still here. But it looks like Lionheart is taking the challenge! He slides in to confront them!

Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger goes for another Grave Marker, but Lionheart ducks it. He turns-

Zach Davis: BOOM! SUPERKICK by Barber! Lionheart goes flying out of the ring.

Shannan Lerch: No elimination there, but Barber and Gravedigger proved they have the high ground.

Zach Davis: Eli the Kid in the ring now! He hits a surprised Gravedigger with a Headscissors DDT!

Shannan Lerch: Bbuutt there is John Barber. Running Forearm Smash to Eli!

Zach Davis: Eli stumbles back, Barber runs at him... he's got him in the Cracker! Rolling Cross Armbreaker!

Shannan Lerch: Eli the Kid is yelling in pain... can he resist tapping out!?

Zach Davis: No! Barber's got him, Eli taps out!

Shannan Lerch: Can anyone stop this pair? We're about to find out.

Zach Davis: Three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Synchronicity Part 2 is playing. This can't be. That's the music of...

Zach Davis: THE POLAR PHANTASM!

Shannan Lerch: BUT WAIT. NO. It is Adam Young that is walking out from the curtain, and he's laughing! Laughing at all the fans who thought the Polar Phantasm was back. I wonder if Young had anything to do with his disappearance.

Zach Davis: Beats me, but Young isn't entering the ring. He doesn't want to go one on two with, well, anybody, but especially not GD and Barber. Instead he finds Jordan Caliban, who had been catching his breath, and starts attacking him on the outside.

Shannan Lerch: Instead.... in steps Steve Orbit! Orbit has just hit Fly with a Running Bulldog on the outside and he's ready to face GD and Barber!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger and Barber go for a Linked Clothesline, but Orbit ducks it! He hits the ropes -

Shannan Lerch: SPEAR TO JOHN BARBER!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger throws Orbit towards the ropes, Orbit reverses it. Short Arm Clothesline-

Shannan Lerch: NO. GRAVEDIGGER REVERSES IT INTO THE RESPECTO! A tribute to the days of Hector Rodriguez, and we've got a pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO! HE'S GOT STEVE ORBIT!

Shannan Lerch: NO! ORBIT KICKS OUT! Wow!

Zach Davis: As we mentioned before, Shannan, Steve Orbit has a lot to prove here, moreso than anyone else in the match, possibly.

Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger picks Orbit up angrily, but Orbit drops him with a Jawbreaker. Then, bam!, a Step Up Enziguri!

Zach Davis: Barber grabs Orbit from behind but Orbit switches behind him. Headbutt to the back of Barber's head.. Orbit then hits the ropes - DISASTER KICK!

Shannan Lerch: PIN TO BARBER!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Shannan Lerch: NO! BARBER kicks out.

Zach Davis: Orbit is up - BOOM, Clothesline to the back of the head - from... Adam Young.

Shannan Lerch: He lifts Orbit up - Death Valley Driver!

Zach Davis: Wait, what the fuck? The lights are out. Oh God, not this shit. If it isn't Sabu or Sting, I riot.

Shannan Lerch: The lights are on.... COREY BLACK IS IN THE RING!

Zach Davis: Corey elbows Adam right in the face, and as the world knows, Corey's elbows are the most dangerous elbows in pro wrestling. Broke Rick Mad's ribs. He elbows Adam in the face, then gets him in the Abdominal Stretch, repeated elbow strikes!

Shannan Lerch: I HATE COREY BLACK. Always have, always will.

Zach Davis: Yeah, yeah, well this is revenge for last year! AND THE LIGHTS GO BACK OUT.

Shannan Lerch: And they're back on... Corey Black has disappeared? Young is up, but he's bleeding. Gravedigger picks him up - DEATH DRIVER! And here's the pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two! Three! Adam Young is gone!

Shannan Lerch: Corey Black wasn't an official entrant, so it is time for someone that IS, you know, official. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Here comes Tek!

Shannan Lerch: On a bit of a losing streak here lately. Tek hits the ring - BOOM, Gravemarker from Gravedigger. Ouch.

Zach Davis: And a Diving Headbutt from Barber! Here's the pin, one, two!

Shannan Lerch: Three! That was fast!

Zach Davis: Poor Tek, his luck isn't improving at all here tonight. And it looks like WCF management has decided to send out another entrant already to take his place. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Here comes Doc Henry!

Shannan Lerch: Henry passes Tek... but Tek flips out and punches Henry right in the face! Tek tackles him and hits him with punch after punch! Come on now, this isn't right.

Zach Davis: A lot in this match isn't, Shannan. Tek lifts him up and tosses him in the ring, into Gravedigger and Barber.

Shannan Lerch: ANOTHER Grave Marker!

Zach Davis: No! Henry ducks it and kicks Gravedigger in the gut... PEDIGREE!

Shannan Lerch: And the rest of the stars in this match have had enough! Atreyu, Lilith, Caliban, and Lionheart all slide into the ring!

Zach Davis: Atreyu and Lionheart tackle down Gravedigger and start attacking him. I assume Atreyu only sided with Lionheart for his own selfish reasons. Caliban and Lilith hesitantingly take down Barber!

Shannan Lerch: No one in this match wants to team with anyone else, that's for sure. Each set of two beats down Barber and Gravedigger! So much for their monopoly of the ring!

Zach Davis: And who is next? Three, two, one..

Shannan Lerch: Out comes Seifer Black Armstrong! Seifer hits the ring and goes right for Lionheart!

Zach Davis: Armstrong spins Lionheart around and hits a spinning backhand to the jaw... Backfist From the Future!

Shannan Lerch: Lionheart is sent reeling. He bounces off the ropes, turns around-

Zach Davis: FADE TO BLACK! ARMSTRONG HITS IT!

Shannan Lerch: Pin! One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Seifer eliminates Lionheart!

Shannan Lerch: Jonny Fly is back in the ring. He yells "FLYJOBBER!" as he hits a running Clothesline onto Armstrong! What a jackass.

Zach Davis: You know what I just realized? Jonny Fly has been resting for quite a while now, he's practically fresh into this matchup. He's stomping onto Armstrong with ferocity.

Shannan Lerch: He lifts Armstrong up - FALCON ARROW! And you know what comes after that.

Zach Davis: You got Jonny's Falcon Arrow, didn't you, Shannan?

Shannan Lerch: Erm... oh, uh, what? Not letting Jonny climb up the turnbuckle, LILITH is going toe to toe wth Fly!

Zach Davis: And Jonny Fly is laughing in the face of Lilith.

Shannan Lerch: Lilith slaps him! Fly is sent reeling, and he hasn't been slapped that hard since the first time he asked me to try anal!

Zach Davis: Lilith hits Fly with a kick... and, my God, a Powerbomb! Lilith just Powerbombed Jonny Fly!

Shannan Lerch: And here is the pin! One! Two!

Zach Davis: NO! FLY KICKS OUT!

Shannan Lerch: She stands up, turns to survey the area -

Zach Davis: BLACK EYE SONATA FROM BENJAMIN ATREYU!

Shannan Lerch: Lilith doesn't go down - except on Sarah Twilight, or so I've heard - but literally, she's still standing. Atreyu lifts her up and hits the Requiem in D Minor!

Zach Davis: Here's the pin. One. Two.

Shannan Lerch: Three. Atreyu eliminates Lilith!

Zach Davis: Next competitor! Three, two, one!

Shannan Lerch: Lightning must be next because HERE COMES JAYDEN THUNDER! Not Steve Thunder, of course.

Zach Davis: Thunder rolls in and takes Benjamin Atreyu down with a Running Big Boot. Bam, Thrust Kick to Barber. Bam, Missile Dropkick to Gravedigger. Thunder is on fire!

Shannan Lerch: Fly is up, and Thunder goes for a Russian Legsweep. Fly elbows away from him however and hits a Suplex.. and keeps it hooked, so to speak. Brings him back up, Suplex two!

Zach Davis: And he hits the hat trick, third suplex! Pin on Jayden Thunder. One, two..

Shannan Lerch: No!, Thunder kicks out. Fly stands up-

Zach Davis: Springboard Leg Lariat from Steve Orbit ! Fly stumbles up - BOOM, Gutwrench Powerbomb into pin! This could be it for Fly!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: No!, Fly kicks out. Close, though. Time for our next entrant.

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Night Rider ! He's got a lot to prove after Slam, where he was abandoned by Odin Balfore and Deuce Maximus.

Zach Davis: He hits Orbit with a forearm smash, followed by a Clothesline, taking him down. Follows up by throwing Atreyu to the ropes - and catches him with a Powerslam!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: No, Atreyu kicks out. Night Rider gets back up and turns -

Shannan Lerch: GAMBLER'S HAND BY DOC HENRY!

Zach Davis: No!, Night Rider elbows his way out of it and hits Henry with a big Belly to Belly! But Jordan Caliban Springboards over the ropes, Clothesline!

Shannan Lerch: No!, Night Rider catches him and lifts him up above his head.. Benchpress Slam! Another pin attempt!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: No!, the Internet Champion kicks out. Night Rider gets back up but Jayden Thunder grabs him from behind - GERMAN SUPLEX! Night Rider finally taken down.

Zach Davis: Next entrant, three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Jason Xavier, another newcomer. He slides right in and goes toe to toe with Jayden Thunder.

Zach Davis: And they're brawling! This is what War is about - opportunity. These two are brand new to the company and they're in the middle of our biggest match, giving it all they've got!

Shannan Lerch: The Mexican Nightmare gets the advantage and takes Thunder down with a Neckbreaker. Thunder stumbles back up, kick to the gut... Powerbomb!

Zach Davis: Pin attempt. One, two..

Shannan Lerch: No, another kickout.

Zach Davis: Let's recap what's going on here. We've currently got Gravedigger and Barber double teaming Doc Henry on the outside. Atreyu has Caliban in a corner, stomping away at him. Seifer Black Armstrong is currently in a Sleeper by Jonny Fly. Orbit and Night Rider are both resting on the outside.

Shannan Lerch: The fans chant for Armstrong as he works his way back to his feet, much to Fly's chagrin. He elbows his way out - but Fly pulls him down by the hair!

Zach Davis: Armstrong gets back up and Fly lifts him - Death Valley Driver! Fly drops and goes for the pin.

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: No!, Armstrong kicks out. No one wants to lose this match, Shannan, this is incredible

Shannan Lerch: OOF! Sneak attack by Barber and Gravedigger. They've got Fly down and they're stomping away at him. These two together are unstoppable.

Zach Davis: Well, we've got another entrant coming out in three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Here we go. Shit just got real.

Zach Davis: HERE COMES BOBBY CAIRO!

Shannan Lerch: Bobby hits the ring and the fans are chanting his name! He runs at Gravedigger and Barber and takes them down with a Double Clothesline. They stumble back up..

Zach Davis: Complete Shot to John Barber! He ducks a Clothesline attempt by Gravedigger... Back Cracker!

Shannan Lerch: Gravedigger and Barber both roll out of the ring, leaving... Jonny Fly, who has just gotten to his feet. Cairo is smiling, practically with glee, as he eyes up Jonny, who turns around.

Zach Davis: Fly's eyes go wide as he realizes who he's in the ring with. THIS is the kind of showdown we want to see, oh man. Two of the greats.

Shannan Lerch: ....And it is quickly spoiled by Benjamin Atreyu. He attacks Cairo from behind!

Zach Davis: The fans are booing, but Fly isn't going to argue. Fly backs away and leaves the ring to rest as Atreyu stomps away at Cairo.

Shannan Lerch: Atreyu lifts Cairo up and hits several elbow strikes, once again going for his combination. But Cairo sidesteps the European Uppercut and hits Atreyu with an Inverted DDT, which he calls the Misery Drop! Pin!

Zach Davis: NO! FLY GRABS CAIRO FROM BEHIND out of nowhere and drops him with an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker! Come on, how cheap.

Shannan Lerch: And Barber and Gravedigger hit the ring again. They, Fly, and Atreyu all stomp down on Bobby Cairo. I guess that's what you get for making yourself a target like Cairo has.

Zach Davis: Someone has to stop this!

Shannan Lerch: Well, Doc Henry is going to try! He's in the ring.... SURPRISE ROLLUP TO JOHN BARBER! ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! Barber is gone! Wow!

Shannan Lerch: However, Doc Henry quickly eats a Grave Marker from Gravedigger. Oof.

Zach Davis: Sends him spinning into the arms of Benjamin Atreyu - REQUIEM IN D MINOR! Here's the pin.

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Henry is gone. Not sure who won the time competition between he and Eli, actually, we'll find out after the show I'm sure.

Shannan Lerch: Atreyu is about to go back to the attack on Cairo - until Seifer Black Armstrong hits the ring now! Seifer hits Atreyu with a stiff spinning backhand to the jaw, lifts him up... BURNING HAMMER!

Zach Davis: Into the pin! One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: Three! Armstrong eliminates Atreyu!

Zach Davis: Good news for everyone in this match - if we'd ever gotten all of S-PAC in here, the match would've practically been over. We've got a new entrant coming in three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Jonathan Jakobs!

Zach Davis: Jakobs slides in and climbs to the top. He instructs Gravedigger to move away... DIVING HEADBUTT!

Shannan Lerch: NO! Cairo moves out of the way! Gravedigger kicks Cairo right in the head but Caliban hits the ring, as does Night Rider, Xavier, and Thunder. They attack all attack Gravedigger, hitting him with various strikes! He's getting a taste of his own medicine!

Zach Davis: They throw Gravedigger out of the ring. Jakobs is back up and hits Jason Xavier with a Skull Crushing Finale from behind, however!

Shannan Lerch: Jakobs starts stomping away at Xavier, and Fly grabs Thunder and drops him with a Backbreaker.

Zach Davis: Night Rider has left the ring and begins brawling with Gravedigger. Caliban and Armstrong are brawling as well now.

Shannan Lerch: Caliban drops Armstrong with an Angle Cutter! Thunder runs at him to attack now.

Zach Davis: HE TAKES THUNDER DOWN INTO THE TWO TONE PASSOUT! Can Thunder resist tapping out!?

Shannan Lerch: No! What a submission, Thunder is forced to tap out!

Zach Davis: And our next entrant is in at three, two, one..

Shannan Lerch: Here comes Johnny Towers! Towers hits the ring and runs at Xavier - oof, Shining Wizard.

Zach Davis: He gets back up - Savate Kick from Seifer Black Armstrong! Seifer then grabs Xavier, lifts him up... BURNING HAMMER! And a pin!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Xavier is gone. And Seifer Black Armstrong is now tied with Ryan Rhodes for most eliminations in the match.

Shannan Lerch: Meanwhile, poor Towers, Caliban was up top and just hit him with a Caliboom! Another pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: Aanndd three. Caliban joins the three eliminations club!

Zach Davis: We've got our next entrant coming now. Three, two, one..

Shannan Lerch: STEELTOE JOE! The greatest People's Champion of all time is heading to the ring!

Zach Davis: Joe slides in and immediately drops Caliban with a Scoop Slam. Seifer Black Armstrong runs at him, but Joe hits a Flapjack!

Shannan Lerch: Jakobs is back in the ring, and he and Joe are convening. Great, we've got another teamup happening now. Someone's gotta stop Bravado.

Zach Davis: Night Rider hits the ring - but boom, nope, he gets a Spear from Steeltoe Joe.

Shannan Lerch: Steve Orbit is next! He ducks away from a Dropkick from Jakobs, and jumps at Joe, hitting a flurry of fists to Joe's head!

Zach Davis: Joe shoves him away, however, right into a Gutwrench Powerbomb from Jonathan Jakobs. Into the pin!

Shannan Lerch: One.. two.. is this it from the former Champ?

Zach Davis: No! Orbit kicks out.

Shannan Lerch: I hate when I see black on black violence. These guys are really proving the stereotype, Zach.

Zach Davis: ....No wonder WCF won't employ you full time again, you're a lawsuit waiting to happen. Wow.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby Cairo is in the ring now! He's not going to be denied! The Grandfather of Professional Wrestling takes Jakobs down with a Running Lariat!

Zach Davis: Joe goes for a Big Boot, but Cairo catches it... Dragonscrew Legwhip!

Shannan Lerch: Finally, Bobby Cairo is standing tall in the middle of the ring, and the fans are loving it!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger's behind him, though, bam! Russian Legsweep.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby stumbles up, Gravedigger grabs him.... TOLUCA SLAM! TOLUCA SLAM INTO THE PIN! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: NO! Cairo kicks out!

Zach Davis: New competitor coming to the ring now, who is it gonna be?

Shannan Lerch: MATTHEW ROBINSON! Robinson flies into the ring and slides in. He runs at Gravedigger and hits a Lou Thesz Press before hitting several punches right to his face!

Zach Davis: Bbuutt Bravado is on him like white on rice. Joe and Jakobs are back and they grab Robinson, hitting a Double Suplex. That burst of offense was short lived, sadly.

Shannan Lerch: Aanndd Bravado is back on top. They pick Robinson up and throw him out of the ring.

Zach Davis: But Seifer Black Armstrong won't have it! He runs at Joe and pummels him with offense! Rights and lefts, right to the head!

Shannan Lerch: Buuutt nope. Jakobs grabs him from behind, BOOM, German Suplex.

Zach Davis: Jakobs lifts Seifer up... but Seifer hits him with his Backfist from the Future!

Shannan Lerch: Jakobs drops, and Joe runs at Seifer.. BAM! Another Backfist From the Future!

Zach Davis: And Seifer hits jakobs with another Burning Hammer, which has been so succesful so far in this match... Here's the pin! One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Seifer Black Armstrong eliminates Bravado's numbers game advantage!

Shannan Lerch: And we've got someone new coming in!

Zach Davis: ODIN BALFORE! HERE COMES WAR BALFORE!

Shannan Lerch: Balfore hits the ring and hits Steeltoe Joe with a hell of a Big Boot! Joe is sent reeling and flies out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Matthew Robinson is back in and grabs Odin from behind. He lifts him up - OLYMPIC SLAM!

Shannan Lerch: But here comes Bobby Cairo to defend his Thickness partner. Cairo runs at Robinson and takes him down with a Bulldog!

Zach Davis: Seifer Black Armstrong hits the ring again and attacks Cairo from behind. Seifer drops him with a Pumphandle Bomb, wow!, and Seifer goes for the pin!

Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, Cairo escapes it. Seifer picks Cairo up, and Robinson is brawling with Odin Balfore now! We've got the Thickness versus Justice!

Shannan Lerch: Maybe one of these teams will end up facing Twilight and Jakobs soon. Seifer throws Cairo out of the ring, and Odin is going to be double teamed!

Zach Davis: POETIC JUSTICE! And Robinson goes for the pin!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: No!, Cairo breaks it up at the last second. Justice throws Cairo right back out before going back on the attack on Odin.

Shannan Lerch: However, BAM! Steeltoe Joe is back and he just hit both members of Justice with a Double Clothesline from behind, damn. Joe picks the unsuspecting Seifer up -

Zach Davis: BAPTISM! JOE HITS IT! Pin!

Shannan Lerch: One... Two....

Zach Davis: Three. Seifer Black Armstrong is out of here, but what a strong showing!

Shannan Lerch: Like we said before, War can make you a star, Zach, and with tonight's performance, Seifer Black Armstrong has proven that he can hang with the best of 'em.

Zach Davis: We've got our next entrant in three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: HERE COMES THE FACE OF TREACHERY. HERE COMES LOGAN.

Zach Davis: Logan hits the ring with a head of steam, slides right in... OOF! Bobby Cairo comes out of NOWHERE and takes him down with a tackle.

Shannan Lerch: Bobby's got fire in his eyes, Zach, after that brawl last week. Bobby hits Logan with punch after punch after punch.

Zach Davis: Cairo rolls away, letting the winningest War entrant in history stumble to his feet. Cairo kicks him-

Shannan Lerch: SECURITY BREACH!

Zach Davis: BUT WAIT! Here comes Robinson, and he hits Cairo with a Snap Suplex Powerslam! Logan has stumbled up... BAM! TOTAL PUNISHMENT TO LOGAN!

Shannan Lerch: I don't believe this! Here's the pin. One.. Two..

Zach Davis: Three. Logan is gone, wow, and Matthew Robinson stole the pin from Bobby Cairo, I'd say! Huge, huge deal for Matthew Robinson, as eliminating Logan from War is practically a prize in and of itself.

Shannan Lerch: Robinson has been having his own problems with Logan as of late, but Bobby Cairo REALLY wanted to be the one to defeat the Face of Treachery, I think. A lot of history there.

Zach Davis: Cairo is up, and he's pissed. He hits Robinson with a stiff Yakuza Kick!

Shannan Lerch: Robinson flies out of the ring. Now is probably a good time to recap the madness going on.

Zach Davis: We've got Jordan Caliban and Jonny Fly brawling on the outside, as well as Steve Orbit and Gravedigger. In the ring, Cairo has just gotten attacked by none other than Night Rider, and Robinson is currently catching his breath. As is Odin Balfore.

Shannan Lerch: Night Rider lifts Cairo up and puts him in a Bear Hug! Time for our next entrant in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: HERE COMES OBLIVION!

Shannan Lerch: This isn't good news for Night Rider! Oblivion comes in and hits Night Rider from behind. Rider drops Cairo and spins around to face Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Oblivion hits Night Rider with a series of jabs, followed by a European uppercut forearm. Oof. He then throws him to the turnbuckle.

Shannan Lerch: But Odin is back in the ring, and he tackles Oblivion down. Oblivion struggles up and gets a big Headbutt from Odin, sending him reeling.

Zach Davis: Odin grabs Oblivion by the throat.. lifts him up, RAGNAROK! Here's the pin!

Shannan Lerch: One... Two...

Zach Davis: NO! Oblivion kicks out! What a monster!

Shannan Lerch: New entrant coming in three, two, one.... Here comes Cormac MacNeill!

Zach Davis: MacNeill hits the ring - OOF, and he runs straight into a Surtr's Revenge from Odin Balfore. This doesn't look good for the proud Scott.

Shannan Lerch: Odin goes down for the pin... One.. Two...

Zach Davis: Three. Cormac MacNeill was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Shannan Lerch: Odin gets up and turns... FOOTBALL TACKLE FROM OBLIVION!

Zach Davis: Odin stumbles back up and Oblivion throws him to the ropes... BLACK HOLE! OBLIVION HITS THE BLACK HOLE! Another pin!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Oblivion has eliminated Odin! Odin isn't going to be happy about this, not one bit.

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion is attacked by Night Rider from behind, but Oblivion shrugs it off. He's unstoppable.

Zach Davis: He turns and throws Night Rider hard into the turnbuckle. He's lifting him up now...

Shannan Lerch: He's going to hit a Musclebuster!

Zach Davis: No! Night Rider kicks him away.. AND DIVES OFF WITH HIS FLYING CLOTHESLINE! GUILLOTINE!

Shannan Lerch: Oblivion goes down hard... BUT GETS RIGHT BACK UP. Night Rider is determined, throws him to the turnbuckle..

Zach Davis: Night Rider lifts Oblivion up and climbs up with him ... he's going for his finisher...

Shannan Lerch: DROP OF DEATH! HE HITS IT! NIGHT RIDER PINS OBLIVION!

Zach Davis: ONE.. TWO..

Shannan Lerch: THREE! NIGHT RIDER ELIMINATES OBLIVION! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

Zach Davis: That's retribution for Oblivion leaving the Angels of Death, that's for sure!

Shannan Lerch: Next entrant coming in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: HERE COMES WAYLON CASH! Cash slides in the ring - aanndd nope.

Shannan Lerch: He goes right for Steve Orbit, who was catching his breath outside the ring.. until now.

Zach Davis: Cash hits Orbit with a Running Lariat and starts stomping at him. Orbit has been in this match quite a while, he could be easy pickings for the Hellbilly. If Cash eliminates Orbit, we'll never hear the end of it.

Shannan Lerch: Back in the ring, Night Rider is on his feet after eliminating Oblivion.. But Jordan Caliban appears out of nowhere, lifts him up...

Zach Davis: I hate seeing this move. HE HITS THE WORLD'S SCARIEST PILEDRIVER!

Shannan Lerch: And we've got another pin. One.. Two..

Zach Davis: THREE. Night Rider is out of here!

Shannan Lerch: And Jordan Caliban now joins Seifer Black Armstrong in tieing for most eliminations, at four. We're down to only eight men currently active here - Gravedigger, Jordan Caliban, Steve Orbit, Jonny Fly, Bobby Cairo, Waylon Cash, Steeltoe Joe, and Matthew Robinson.

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly has been in the match the longest - though not by much, as Steve Orbit entered right after him.

Shannan Lerch: Speaking of Fly, he spins Cash around now and hits him with a forearm to the face. No love lost between Fly and Cash, that's for sure.

Zach Davis: Fly goes to throw Cash into the guardrail, but Cash reverses it and sends Fly, well, flying into it instead. Fly stumbles away and into a Snap Suplex from Cash!

Shannan Lerch: Orbit is up... but Cash takes him down with a Chop Block! Waylon is taking control of both Fly and Orbit out there, yeah, we're definitely gonna hear him bragging about this.

Zach Davis: And we've got another entrant coming now..

Shannan Lerch: HERE COMES JON MICHAELS! The King is here!

Zach Davis: Michaels comes in and climbs to the top right away. Caliban stands up... boom, Diving Hurricanrana!

Shannan Lerch: Steeltoe Joe enters the ring and runs at Michaels but Michaels leapfrogs over him, Joe turns around and Michaels hits him with a series of stiff kicks.

Zach Davis: And he lifts him up... Oh my God, I don't believe this! Michinoku Driver on Steeltoe Joe, wow!, into the pin!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: NO! Joe kicks out. As big as he is, Joe is damn near unstoppable in a match like this.

Shannan Lerch: Michaels turns around - OH SHIT, HERE COMES JORDAN CALIBAN ONCE AGAIN!

Zach Davis: Caliban Springboards in!

Shannan Lerch: Michaels hits him with a knee to the head! Caliban's gotta be concussed, what a reversal!

Zach Davis: And.. BAM! JON MICHAELS HITS THE TYRANT BUSTER ON JORDAN CALIBAN! Is this it for the Internet Champion!?

Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE. Jordan Caliban is finally eliminated! A hell of a showing by this young man, that's for sure.

Shannan Lerch: New entrant! Three, two, one!...

Zach Davis: Your favorite wrestler, Shannan, here comes Jay Price!

Shannan Lerch: I don't even get how he's able to wrestle, but whatever. Ugh. Price slides in and goes right for Gravedigger!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger and Jay Price tie for most eliminations in a War match, and it wouldn't surprise me if Jay wants that record.

Shannan Lerch: Price stomps away at the Hall of Famer before lifting him up and throwing him to the ropes. As he comes back, Price hits a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker.

Zach Davis: Quick pin attempt by Jay here, one, two..

Shannan Lerch: No, Gravedigger kicks out. Gravedigger stumbles up and Jay hits an Arm Drag before locking in an Armbar!

Zach Davis: He's got it locked in - but no, here comes Steeltoe Joe. Joe stomps Price and lifts him off. He lifts him up..

Shannan Lerch: POWERBOMB!

Zach Davis: No!, Price reverses it in midair, punching Joe several times before dropping down and - HITTING THE DOWNFALL!

Shannan Lerch: Price quickly pins Joe. One.. Two..

Zach Davis: Three! Joe is gone, and that's all for Bravado in this matchup.

Shannan Lerch: Price gets up, only to get a Chop Block from behind by Waylon Cash. This guy really is intent on as many sneak attacks as possible it seems like.

Zach Davis: Cash spins Price around and hits a Sitout Neckbreaker. New entrant in three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: HERE comes the guy that is going to stop Waylon Cash!

Zach Davis: Here comes Mr. Jack Happy!, out to the wonder tune of Oops, I Did It Again by Miss Britney Spears.

Shannan Lerch: Here he comes... ever so slowly. Cash is checking his imaginary watch. Come on, man, hurry your fat ass up!

Zach Davis: Happy waddles into the ring and Cash hits a Running Lariat.

Shannan Lerch: No, Happy ducks it! Mr. Jack Happy hits Cash with a series of punches, and bam! Bionic Elbow!

Zach Davis: Cash is sent reeling, he turns back around to Happy... CLOWN KICK! HAPPY HITS THE CLOWN KICK!

Shannan Lerch: We've got the pin, is Waylon Cash going to be eliminated by a clown!? One! Two!

Zach Davis: No!, no. Cash kicks out. The fans are chanting for Happy, and he wants to put Waylon away for good. He's going to give him a Happy Ending!

Shannan Lerch: Cash knows what's coming and quickly rolls out of the ring. Michaels gets back in however, and we've got the faceoff between the King and the Clown.

Zach Davis: Happy slaps Michaels right in the face, and he's going to go for his series of slaps!, but Michaels is having none of it. On the second attempt he grabs Happy's hand, twisting his arm.

Shannan Lerch: Michaels throws Happy across the ring before hitting a Jumping Knee to his face. Happy slowly stumbles back up and Michaels throws him into a corner.

Zach Davis: He hits multiple Clotheslines... he's going for Kiss the Rings! He yells it right in Happy's face!

Shannan Lerch: And Happy kicks him right in the gonads! Oof. Michaels stumbles away and we can hear Happy laughing it up. He grabs him and drops him with a Reverse Neckbreaker... Happy Daze!

Zach Davis: We've got a pin! One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: Aanndd three. Mr. Happy eliminates Jon Michaels! And now we have to count backwards because we've got a new entrant in three, two, one..

Zach Davis: We should've realized this was going to happen, with how far in the match we are... here comes John Gable. Which means he and Waylon can align. Not good.

Shannan Lerch: We've got four more entrants now. We're waiting on the World Champion... and we're waiting on the Masked Man.

Zach Davis: Gable slides into the ring and runs right at Happy, hitting him with a knee to the face. Seeing an opportunity, Cash gets back into the ring. The two measure Happy as he stands up...

Shannan Lerch: Each man hits a Dropkick to Happy's head at the exact same time! They call that Scanners!

Zach Davis: Happy falls over the ropes and to the outside. Jay Price enters the ring next, and tackles Cash down!

Shannan Lerch: But no, Gable quickly pulls him away and drops him with a Snap DDT. S-PAC is in control of the ring.

Zach Davis: Orbit gets into the ring now, but he's breathing really heavily, clearly exhausted. Gable and Cash laugh at him and tell him to bring it. Underestimating Steve Orbit may be a bad idea, but we'll see.

Shannan Lerch: Determination in his eyes, Orbit runs at Cash and Clotheslines him down! Too fast for them to react. Gable grabs him from behind but Orbit elbows away.

Zach Davis: Orbit hooks Gable's head and DDTs him, while he hits a Leg Drop onto Cash! Wow!

Shannan Lerch: But no, Cash rolls away, avoiding the Leg Drop. Gable still ate the DDT, but Cash is up.. Snap Suplex to Orbit. Damn.

Zach Davis: Wait, who is coming out from the back? It isn't quite time for a new entrant yet...

Shannan Lerch: ERIC PRICE!? ERIC IS BACK!

Zach Davis: He looks like he's still hurt but he's re-entering the match! Is this allowed?! I don't believe it!

Shannan Lerch: He was never technically eliminated, Zach, so I guess he can! Eric hits the ring and again, and Cash and Gable aren't going to underestimate someone again. They run at him and Clothesline him down and begin stomping on him immediately.

Zach Davis: Cash lifts Eric up - LOW BLOW! Low Blow to Waylon! Eric isn't above breaking the rules, that's for sure.

Shannan Lerch: And an eye poke to John Gable! He then takes him down with a Legsweep DDT!

Zach Davis: Time for a real new entrant.. still can't believe Eric Price is back out here. Three, two, one...

Shannan Lerch: Here comes FPV! FPV hits the ring and goes toe to toe with Eric. The fans may be on Eric's side now but I don't know if the People's Champion has forgiven him already.

Zach Davis: Frankie hits Price with a series of quick jabs before throwing him to the ropes. Bam, Frankiesteiner!

Shannan Lerch: Amidst all this chaos, Orbit rolls back into the ring, as does Jay Price. Orbit and Jay stand up slowly, looking around the chaos outside the ring, locking eyes with each other, and Frankie.

Zach Davis: The fans are chanting... "CRY-O-GEN-IX! CRY-O-GEN-IX!" Cryogenix may not be an active stable but the fans haven't forgotten, Shannan! What a moment!

Shannan Lerch: And they're joined in the ring by ...

Zach Davis: Mr. Happy? He's oblivious to what's going on, he just thinks they're three dudes having a good time. Mr. Happy rolls in and high fives FPV. Orbit and Jay are just shaking their head.

Shannan Lerch: Regardless, we've got a match going on. There's brawling on all sides of the ring now, besides Cryogenix Plus One on the inside.

Zach Davis: The Cryogenix members seem to think the same thing at the same time. Each faces a different side of the ring, even Mr. Happy...

Shannan Lerch: FOUR SUICIDE DIVES ALL AT ONCE! WOW!

Zach Davis: FPV crashes into Gravedigger, Orbit crashes into Gable, Cash, and Fly, Price crashes into Robinson, and Happy crashes into Bobby Cairo!

Shannan Lerch: Everyone is down... and look who ELSE is making their way back to the ring!

Zach Davis: SARAH TWILIGHT IS BACK IN THE MATCH TOO!

Shannan Lerch: Bravado destroyed Cryogenix and she's not going to stand by and let them reemerge like this! Plus, you know, she wants to win the match. Still looking a little worse for wear, she attacks Frankie first.

Zach Davis: She runs at him and hits a Dropkick before sliding him into the ring. She then kicks at him viciously. Sarah saw her chance of winning this match nearly slip away earlier.. she's not going to let that happen again.

Shannan Lerch: She lifts him up, throws him to the ropes. FPV runs back..

Zach Davis: FUS ROH DUH! He takes her down with it!

Shannan Lerch: We've got a new entrant coming, and not too many options left here. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: TIME FOR ROY SPEEDE! Speede is making his return to WCF, here he comes!

Shannan Lerch: He slides right in and goes face to face with FPV. What a showdown... and they're brawling!

Zach Davis: Very bizarre. On Wednesday Night, Speede said "boudle" about a billion times, calling himself the Spawn of Treachery and whatnot. And Frankie is the Boudle Slayer!

Shannan Lerch: Well we'll see what happens here. Speede gets the upper hand, hitting FPV with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. FPV is sent reeling.

Zach Davis: He locks FPV in a Sleeper... Is he actually going for a Connector!?

Shannan Lerch: Well FPV knows all about Connectors, and he escapes it! Speede turns to face Frankie-

Zach Davis: BOOM!

Shannan Lerch: HEADSHOT!

Zach Davis: FPV takes Speede's head off, practically! Here's the pin!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Speede is gone!

Shannan Lerch: Speede rolls out of the ring, and after his Wednesday Night performance, I'm not sure he had his head on straight, anyway.

Zach Davis: We've got our next entrant coming, and we've only got two men left. The World Champion and the Masked Man.

Shannan Lerch: Three, two, one.... HERE COMES NATHAN VON LIEBERT!

Zach Davis: Looks like the Cryogenix boys are back in the ring. Nathan takes a deep breath as he heads towards there, facing down FPV, Jay Price, and Steve Orbit.

Shannan Lerch: What's he gonna do?

Zach Davis: Nathan von Liebert doesn't back down. He slides in... and immediately begins getting pummeled. Gotta respect him for trying, at least.

Shannan Lerch: Steve Orbit especially hits Nathan with vicious strikes. They lift him up and Jay and FPV throw him across the ring. As he comes back, Jay executes an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex!

Zach Davis: FPV follows up with a Fist Drop! I Herd U Liek Fist Drops!

Shannan Lerch: And Orbit is up top... HE HITS THE OAKLAND SPLASH! Orbit pins Nathan, hooking the leg.

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Shannan Lerch: THREE! ORBIT PINS NATHAN!

Zach Davis: We're guaranteed to have a new World Champion now, Shannan. And we're now just a few moments away from learning who the Masked Man is.

Shannan Lerch: Masked Man or no Masked Man, the non-Cryogenix members of this match are in trouble due to this alliance, as Cryogenix once again controls the ring.

Zach Davis: Maybe not for long... looks like everyone is storming the ring!

Shannan Lerch: S-PAC slides in and attacks Steve Orbit. Before anyone else can react, Jay Price is attacked by Jonny Fly, and FPV is attacked by Sarah Twilight. Bobby Cairo and Gravedigger are brawling outside the ring, as well as Matthew Robinson and Eric Price.

Zach Davis: ...And Mr. Happy has taken a break to eat a burrito.

Shannan Lerch: Price drops Robinson with a Legsweep DDT on the outside, ouch!, before sliding into the ring and joining the fray. He attacks Sarah, clubbing the woman he was going to marry from behind.

Zach Davis: PHRASING!

Shannan Lerch: Well now he spins her around, boom, Tiger Suplex. Cairo and Gravedigger have entered the ring as well. Gravedigger has Cairo in the corner and he's stomping him lifeless.

Zach Davis: The time has come, the clock is ticking down, and the Masked Man is going to make his arrival.

Shannan Lerch: Three... Two... One....

Zach Davis: The lights are out. The fans are buzzing in anticipation. This damn Masked Man has had months of buildup and it's about time he reveals himself already!

Shannan Lerch: We know it ISN'T any of the people in the match right now, but who does that leave? He's been totally anti-stables, and he's shown up now to finally kill them off, I guess, but who is it!?

Zach Davis: The lights are back on now.... !!!!

Shannan Lerch: D-DAY! D-DAY DONALD DERUTY!

Zach Davis: THE MASKED MAN IS D-DAY! He hits the ring and all hell has broken loose!

Shannan Lerch: Sarah Twilight goes for him first, but he kicks her in the gut and delivers an impactful Neckbreaker.

Zach Davis: Next, he ducks a Grave Marker attempt by Gravedigger!, and hits a Floatover DDT! Gravedigger stumbles up..

Shannan Lerch: DEAD AND FORGOTTEN! D-Day hits it! Here's the pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: THREE! D-Day eliminates Gravedigger!

Zach Davis: Eric Price faces D-Day now. Eric can't believe it. After all that time...

Shannan Lerch: Are they on the same page or not, though? I mean, D-Day's mission is to bring down the stable wars, but Eric isn't a part of Bravado anymore.

Zach Davis: Doesn't matter, because once again S-PAC is on the scene. They grab D-Day and spin him around, as Sarah Twilight begins attacking Eric once more!

Shannan Lerch: Gable takes Deruty down, and then lifts him back up by the legs, slingshotting him into a DDT from Waylon! A King's Death!

Zach Davis: Gable gets up - AND MR. HAPPY ROLLS HIM UP FROM BEHIND OUT OF NOWHERE!

Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! Gable kicked out, thank God. If he hadn't, he probably would've gone insane, like when he lost to Cheetah Fighter.

Shannan Lerch: Mr. Happy is quickly dropped by a Sitout Neckbreaker from Waylon Cash. He's not having a very Happy birthday, that's for sure.

Zach Davis: Great pun, Shannan, just great. Here's the pin.

Shannan Lerch: One.. Two.. No! Mr. Happy kicks out!

Zach Davis: Unbelievable! What a return for this burrito loving clown. He's really giving it his all here.

Shannan Lerch: Waylon lifts Happy up and Gable hits him with his Body Scissors DDT.. Some Like It Hot! Another pin attempt!

Zach Davis: One.. Two...

Shannan Lerch: Anndd three. Happy gave it his all, but he couldn't last too long against the combined might of S-PAC.

Zach Davis: Gable and Cash now turn their attention to Jay Price. Cash tackles him down and hits him with a series of punches, while Gable gets a few kicks in for good measure.

Shannan Lerch: We've got Jonny Fly and Steve Orbit both resting outside the ring now, we've got Cairo and Robinson brawling, as well as Eric and Sarah, and D-Day and FPV.

Zach Davis: Really interesting, as if you think about it, FPV is one of the main players in the stable wars - going all the way back to the Team of Treachery/Darkside of Treachery, to Genesis, to Cryogenix... And that is who D-Day is targeting.

Shannan Lerch: Sarah Twilight drops Eric with a huge T-Bone Suplex! Oof. She then shifts her focus... She's going for Matthew Robinson!

Zach Davis: She grabs Robinson from behind and executes a Dragon Clutch Backbreaker, DAMN. We haven't seen much from these two until now but they've got quite a heated rivalry going on.

Shannan Lerch: EVERYONE has a rivalry with Sarah it seems like, she's pissing everyone off. Can't believe she's the owner of the company now.. Eric, you dolt..

Zach Davis: Sarah stomps at Robinson repeatedly before lifting him up and throwing him to the ropes.

Shannan Lerch: OOF! Spinning Snap Neckbreaker! And here's the pin.

Zach Davis: One.. Two..

Shannan Lerch: No!, Robinson kicks out. Sarah gets up... Where's she going?

Zach Davis: She's got the ring bell! Oh no, not this. Come on, Sarah.

Shannan Lerch: Sarah waits as Robinson gets up... AND CHUCKS IT RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!

Zach Davis: NO! Robinson ducks it and lunges towards Sarah... TOTAL PUNISHMENT!

Shannan Lerch: NO! Sarah tosses him off, he stumbles back up... BAM, TWILIGHT ZONE.

Zach Davis: Here's the pin. One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: Three! Sarah eliminates Matthew Robinson.

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, FPV has joined Jay in brawling with S-PAC, we've basically got a Tag Team match going on. Jay and Gable, FPV and Cash. Reminds me of last year, with those two going at it.

Shannan Lerch: Waylon is able to drop FPV with a Running Back Elbow, however. Price has hit Gable with a Sleeper Slam... but Cash grabs him and spins him around.

Zach Davis: KILLSHOT! Cash hits the Killshot! He drops and pins Price quickly.

Shannan Lerch: One.. Two..

Zach Davis: NO! JAY PRICE KICKS OUT!? What?!

Shannan Lerch: Wow! How the hell...

Zach Davis: Gable quickly lifts Price up, though, ready to put him away... BOOM, CITY LIGHTS BRAINBUSTER! He goes for the pin elimination here.

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: THREE. Jay Price is gone. They're dropping like flies now!

Shannan Lerch: The fans boo and Waylon begins to taunt one particularly loud fan in the front row. Gable turns back to FPV, begining to lift him to his feet, but FPV grabs him and rolls him up in a Small Package!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Shannan Lerch: THREE! GABLE ELIMINATED OUT OF NOWHERE!

Zach Davis: Cash was too distracted by the fan, he didn't even notice! He turns around and sees it now though, and he's pissed.

Shannan Lerch: BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Zach Davis: NO!, Cash ducks it!, lifts FPV up... PEACH STREET SLAM! And the pin!

Shannan Lerch: One!... Two!....

Zach Davis: THREE!

Shannan Lerch: Waylon has eliminated FPV! What a string of eliminations there, wow.

Zach Davis: Waylon stands, BOOM, Lariat from Sarah Twilight. Cash goes down, and he doesn't have Gable to watch his back anymore. Sarah starts stomping at him repeatedly.

Shannan Lerch: She's spun around... by D-DAY! D-Day hits her with a Dropkick, sending her flying back. He then drops her with a Neckbreaker.

Zach Davis: D-Day climbs to the top... FROG SPLASH!

Shannan Lerch: No!, Sarah rolls away! D-Day hits nothing but mat. Sarah gets to her feet now..

Zach Davis: REVERSAL OF FORTUNE OUT OF NOWHERE! ERIC HITS SARAH WITH THE REVERSAL OF FORTUNE!

Shannan Lerch: Here's the pin! One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: THREE! ERIC PRICE ELIMINATES SARAH TWILIGHT!

Zach Davis: Holy crap. I don't believe it. Sweet revenge for Eric Price!

Shannan Lerch: We're down to six men now. Steve Orbit, Jonny Fly, Bobby Cairo, Waylon Cash, Eric Price, and D-Day. This is intense.

Zach Davis: One of these men will be our new World Champion, Shannan.

Shannan Lerch: Jonny Fly ambushes Eric from behind, spinning him around and hitting a quick Neckbreaker. Fly quickly throws Eric out of the ring and goes out after him.

Zach Davis: Smart, keeping himself away from the rest of the competition. In the ring, D-Day is kicking away at Waylon Cash in the corner. Bobby Cairo has Steve Orbit in a Sleeper.

Shannan Lerch: The fans are cheering Orbit on though - this is his chance to regain the World Title he only recently lost! Orbit starts working his way to his feet, and breaks free from Cairo.

Zach Davis: Cairo throws Orbit to the ropes, but Orbit Springboards and hits Cairo with a Leg Lariat! Cairo goes down, gets back up-

Shannan Lerch: PIMP SLAP! OH MY GOD! I don't think I've ever seen Bobby Cairo get Pimp Slapped before!

Zach Davis: Cairo hits the mat hard and Orbit goes for the pin! This could be it for the Godfather of Professional Wrestling!

Shannan Lerch: One! Two!

Zach Davis: No! Cairo kicks out.

Shannan Lerch: Orbit wants to put him away. He begins climbing to the top... We're going to see another Oakland Splash!

Zach Davis: But here comes D-Day! Deruty grabs Orbit.... HE HITS THE DEAD AND FORGOTTEN! Slams him right on top of Bobby Cairo!

Shannan Lerch: This is going to be it for one of those two men!

Zach Davis: WAIT! Waylon Cash rolls D-Day up from behind!

Shannan Lerch: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: WAYLON'S GOT HIS FEET ON THE ROPES!

Zach Davis: THREE! Waylon Cash just screwed D-Day out of his War opportunity!

Shannan Lerch: Waylon rolls away from Deruty quickly, breathing heavily and grinning to himself.

Zach Davis: But he's gonna get a taste of his own medicine as STEVE ORBIT ROLLS WAYLON UP NOW!

Shannan Lerch: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: NOW ORBIT'S FEET ARE ON THE ROPES TOO!

Zach Davis: BUT WAYLON KICKS OUT! Oh my God, how'd he do that!?

Shannan Lerch: I guess if anyone knows how to escape dirty tricks... it is someone who pulls his fair share of dirty tricks.

Zach Davis: Orbit lifts Waylon up... but Waylon drops him with a Jawbreaker. Waylon then rakes the eyes of Steve Orbit, sending him reeling... and Clotheslines him over the top.

Shannan Lerch: Waylon Cash in control now - he's gonna go for a Suicide Dive. He runs to the ropes-

Zach Davis: ERIC BACK IN THE RING! Eric lifts Waylon, using his own momentum from the run, and he has him up.... CA$H FLOW! ERIC HITS IT!

Shannan Lerch: Eric drops and goes for the pin now!

Zach Davis: One!

Shannan Lerch: Two!

Zach Davis: THREE! WAYLON IS GONE! And Eric gets revenge on S-PAC for everything that has happened recently!

Shannan Lerch: We're down to our final four. Steve Orbit, Jonny Fly, Bobby Cairo, and Eric Price. This is as epic as it gets.

Zach Davis: Fly has reentered the ring, and all four men are in separate corners. They look around at each other wearily, pacing in their own little corner, debating their next moves.

Shannan Lerch: Orbit goes on the offensive first! He runs across the ring at Jonny Fly and jumps, hitting a Lariat, crushing the unsuspecting Fly between himself and the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: The fans roar as Orbit jumps up on the second rope and begins punching Fly in the head! The fans are counting along, as tonight is the night of counting. One!

Shannan Lerch: Two! Three! Four! Five!

Zach Davis: Six! Seven! Eight!

Shannan Lerch: Nine... Ten! Ah ah ah, ten punches!

Zach Davis: But Fly has had enough. He steps forward and drops Orbit with an Atomic Drop.

Shannan Lerch: Orbit stumbles away, and Fly quickly throws him back into the corner. Here it comes... DISCUS FLY!

Zach Davis: Fly hits it! He drops down and pins Orbit.

Shannan Lerch: One... Two...

Zach Davis: That's it for The Mack!

Shannan Lerch: NO! ORBIT GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!

Zach Davis: Fly quickly, well, as quickly as he can anyway, begins climbing to the top rope. Here comes the Fly Swatter.

Shannan Lerch: He's up top, the fans are booing.... FLY JUMPS OFF! FLY SWATTER!

Zach Davis: ORBIT HITS HIM WITH A PIMP SLAP, MID AIR! OH SHIT!

Shannan Lerch: But here comes Bobby Cairo, spins Orbit around... HE HITS A PERFECTPLEX! IRRESISTIBLE BLISS!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Shannan Lerch: THREE! CAIRO PINS ORBIT!

Zach Davis: Cairo rolls off of Orbit, and quickly pins Jonny Fly, who just ate that Pimp Slap!

Shannan Lerch: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Shannan Lerch: NO! Fly kicks out! Close. Only three men now... dear God, this is tense.

Zach Davis: Cairo gets to his feet and quickly realizes there is another man in this match - but a moment too late. Eric spins Bobby around...

Shannan Lerch: CA$H FLOW!

Zach Davis: NO!, Bobby slips behind Eric... he wraps him up... VERTABREAKER!

Shannan Lerch: He calls that the Thrill Kill, and he hits it perfectly on Eric Price! Now here's the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Shannan Lerch: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! ERIC GETS THE SHOULDER UP! SO CLOSE!

Shannan Lerch: Bobby is ready to put him away for good. He grabs his legs... He's going to lock him in the Cairopractor!

Zach Davis: CAIRO HAS IT LOCKED IN! IS ERIC GONNA TAP OUT!?

Shannan Lerch: From behind, Fly runs up and grabs Cairo's head, hitting a Bulldog!

Zach Davis: Oh shit, and now Jonny is going up top, as fast as he can...

Shannan Lerch: FLY SWATTER! FLY HITS IT! He quickly pins Cairo now, hooking the leg!

Zach Davis: One..

Shannan Lerch: Two..

Zach Davis: THREE. That's it. Jonny Fly pins Bobby Cairo.

Shannan Lerch: What a performance by Mr. Cairo, wow. But now... We're down to Jonny Fly and Eric Price.

Zach Davis: Unbelievable.

Shannan Lerch: Price is hurting, and Fly quickly rolls over onto him, going for the victory. One! Two!

Zach Davis: No!, Eric gets the shoulder up. Fly knows he only has one more man to beat, though, so he's not worried. He gets back up to his feet and starts stomping Price mercilessly.

Shannan Lerch: He lifts him up... throws him to the ropes... SPINEBUSTER!

Zach Davis: You know what's coming now. Fly begins ascending to the top once more-

Shannan Lerch: No!, no. Eric grabs Fly's leg, not even letting him climb to the top. Fly angrily kicks Price away.

Zach Davis: Fly begins climbing to the top once more, but once he's up there, Eric lunges and hits the ropes!, causing Fly to crotch himself.

Shannan Lerch: Eric climbs up with Fly now... Lifts him to his feet... SUPERPLEX!

Zach Davis: Into the pin! One! Two!

Shannan Lerch: NO! Fly gets his shoulder up!

Zach Davis: These guys have been here before, Shannan. This is the second year in a row Eric Price makes it to the final two, and Jonny Fly is no stranger to big matches like these.

Shannan Lerch: Eric lifts Fly up... He wants to finish this. REVERSAL OF FORTUNE!

Zach Davis: Fly pushes Eric off! Eric turns around... AMITYVILLE HORROR!

Shannan Lerch: FLY HITS IT! Fly climbs to the top now, one more time....

Zach Davis: THE FLY SWATTER! FLY HITS IT!

Shannan Lerch: JONNY FLY MAKES THE PIN! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: NO! ERIC KICKS OUT! HOW DOES HE KEEP KICKING OUT LIKE THIS!?

Zach Davis: I don't know, but this time Fly is pissed. He yells at the referee for slow counting before grabbing Eric's legs.

Shannan Lerch: He's going to lock in My Supremacy! Er, His Supremacy? Whatever, he calls it My Supremancy, like, his.

Zach Davis: It's an Indian Death Lock, Shannan, and he's just about got it applied!

Shannan Lerch: NOPE, Eric kicks Fly away. Fly hits the ropes, bounces back, Eric springs up..

Zach Davis: CA$H FLOW!

Shannan Lerch: PRICE WITH THE PIN NOW! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Shannan Lerch: NO! FLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

Zach Davis: We've reached the "finisherpalooza" part of this match, Shannan, they're going to keep hitting their most impactful moves until someone finds a way to win this. But at this point I don't know what they could possibly do.

Shannan Lerch: Eric gets to his feet and runs at Fly, who has pulled himself up with the ring ropes. Fly ducks away, however, pulling the ropes down, causing Eric to fly out of the ring.

Zach Davis: With amazing speed for this far into the match, Fly climbs up to the turnbuckle...

Shannan Lerch: SUICIDE DIVE! Jonny Fly hits his patented Suicide Dive from the top, and he hits it perfectly!

Zach Davis: He rolls Price back into the ring, and he's not going to risk taking the time to go for another Fly Swatter. Right into the pin.

Shannan Lerch: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, another kickout. Fly pulls Eric into the center of the ring...

Shannan Lerch: MY SUPREMACY! He's got it locked in this time!

Zach Davis: Eric yells out in pain!... But he's not giving up!

Shannan Lerch: How long can he last!? There's no one to save him, and Jonny Fly isn't going to let up! There's nowhere to go!

Zach Davis: Fly arches his back, he has it bridged! Price is writhing in agony...

Shannan Lerch: Eric reaches for the ropes... can he make it?

Zach Davis: Fly gets back up, keeping it locked in. Drops down again, adding even more pressure to Eric's legs!, dear God.

Shannan Lerch: Eric lunges one last time, he's an inch away-

Zach Davis: NO!, no. He can't quite make it. Eric yells out in pain one last time!..

Shannan Lerch: But he's gone. Price has passed out.

Zach Davis: JONNY FLY IS YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION.

Shannan Lerch: The referee calls for the bell and Fly stumbles to his feet, barely making it up. He's hurting like crazy.

Zach Davis: The medics are quickly attending to Eric, but he's out.

Shannan Lerch: I don't believe this. If you told me two weeks ago we'd see Jonny Fly as our World Champion, I wouldn't have believed it. I still think this might be a hallucination.

Zach Davis: Great match, but Fly... Well, he's Jonny Fly. The fans are booing as, dear God, Jonny Fly is once again holding up the World Title. I thought the Era of Jonny Fly was over.

Shannan Lerch: It appears as if, Zach, the Era of Jonny Fly.. has just begun.

Zach Davis: We'll see you at Slam, fans.... goodnight.

 

Table of Contents

War XII Intro

World Title Match: War

 

Of The Week

Wrestler:
War Winner
Match:
War
Roleplay:

 

Champions

World:
Nathan von Liebert
Hardcore:
Oblivion
Television:
John Barber
United States:
Eric Price
Peoples:
FPV
Internet:
Jordan Caliban
Tag Team:
Twilight/Jakobs