10/28/2014


War XIII Intro

Zach Davis: Do You Wanna Start a War by Fozzy is playing and WAR XIII IS LIVE! HERE WE GO!

Freddy Whoa: We have four huge matchups tonight, Zach, so we don't want to waste too much time here to open the show. Our main event is of course the War match. An indeterminate number of stars will fight to see who wins a Title shot at One.

Zach Davis: We've also got the Television Title on the line as John Gable gets his rematch against Bryan Worthy! Worthy was able to end Gable's historic run, but can he retain the belt that Gable holds so dear?

Freddy Whoa: And in our opener we'll see the Vapor Kings up against Pantheon. This is going to be epic. ICE Beckman and Steve Orbit challenge the new Champions, Jonny Fly and Corey Black.

Zach Davis: A lot of intrigue here. Corey Black faces ICE Beckman next week in a World Title shot, first of all. And of course, Steve Orbit betrayed Black and Fly to join the Vapor Kings to begin with.

Freddy Whoa: Let's not wait. Let's start the show. Here we go!

Tag Team Titles Match
The Vapor Kings vs Pantheon
ICE Beckman/Steve Orbit vs Jonny Fly/Corey Black

Zach Davis: How often do we start a PPV with the entrance of our World Champion? "Are you drunk yet?" ... Hopefully this early most people are saying no. But here comes ICE Beckman!

Freddy Whoa: And Steve Orbit. Orbit is no stranger to the Tag Team Titles, having won them as part of the Homegrown Players with Waylon Cash.

Zach Davis: And who beat them for those belts? None other than Jonny Fly and Corey Black.

Freddy Whoa: Well we've got the Mysterious Pantheon Theme playing now and here come Jonny Fly and Corey Black!

Zach Davis: They sprint to the ring and slide right in and we're starting off with a brawl! Jonny Fly goes right for Steve Orbit!

Freddy Whoa: And Corey Black goes for ICE Beckman! Each pair trades blows, rights and lefts, firing at one another with all they've got!

Zach Davis: ICE is the only one that can go into this match with wild abandon - all the rest have to fight later tonight. Pantheon, with the element of surprise on their side, soon have the Vapor Kings reeling.

Freddy Whoa: Corey throws ICE to the ropes and then runs at him and Clotheslines him out. Beckman hits the mat, gets back up-

Zach Davis: SUICIDE PLANCHA TO ICE BECKMAN! If Corey manages to injure ICE here tonight, that might make his life next week a little easier.

Freddy Whoa: The bell rings as Orbit and Fly become our legal men. This is One level stuff right here!

Zach Davis: Fly throws Orbit to the ropes and as Orbit is coming back - SPINEBUSTER! HUGE impactful move as the match begins! And look at this...

Freddy Whoa: HE'S LOCKING IN THE "MY SUPREMACY" ALREADY! What a cocky SOB!

Zach Davis: But Orbit knows the move. He kicks Fly away before he can really get it in. Fly runs at him, Orbit rolls him up.. Small Package!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, Fly escapes it. Both men are to their feet and Fly ducks a wild Clothesline attempt. Fly hits the ropes, Springboards... Dropkick to Orbit!

Freddy Whoa: Fly tags in Corey now. Corey Springboards in and takes Orbit down with a Tornado DDT! Pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, ICE breaks it up. Corey quickly Dropkicks ICE out of the ring once again. He then climbs up top... Corey Black is going high risk!

Zach Davis: 450 SPLASH! ... NO! ORBIT ROLLS AWAY!

Freddy Whoa: ICE is back on the apron and Orbit tags him in. ICE comes in and runs at Corey, grappling him as he's getting up and firing off a vicious German Suplex.

Zach Davis: No! Corey lands on his feet and runs at ICE - oof, ICE catches him in a big T-Bone Suplex. And here's the pin. One. Two.

Freddy Whoa: No!, Black kicks out. ICE grabs his legs and kicks at them. Smart move, if you want to take out Corey Black's offensive moves, you take out his legs.

Zach Davis: Beckman wraps him in the Sharpshooter! He's got it locked in!

Freddy Whoa: Corey isn't going to tap out here but like you said, if his leg gets hurt he's toast. Fly enters the ring to stop it but Orbit intercepts him! Orbit hits Fly with a few forearms to the head before tossing him out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Orbit yells at Black to tap, but Black refuses. Come on, Corey, the Tag Titles are a big deal but you've got War and a World Title match to think about.

Freddy Whoa: Sensing that Corey isn't ready to tap, ICE lets go. Despite the ref yelling, Orbit and Beckman lift him up and execute a Double Suplex.

Zach Davis: Corey stumbles up, PIMP SLAP FROM STEVE ORBIT!

Freddy Whoa: Beckman has him hooked... HERE COMES THE HANGOVER DDT!

Zach Davis: NO! FLY IS BACK IN THE RING! He's got a chair! He whacks Orbit across the back with it!

Freddy Whoa: Beckman lets go of Corey but it's too late. BAM! Chair shot to ICE Beckman!

Zach Davis: The ref calls for the bell. The Vapor Kings win on a disqualification but the Titles stay with Pantheon.

Freddy Whoa: The Vapor Kings hit the outside and backpeddle up the ramp. With War later tonight and Black versus Beckman next week, it seems Fly was willing to sacrifice the bragging rights of beating the Vapor Kings in order to live to fight another day.

Zach Davis: Fly helps Black to his feet, asking if he's okay, still holding onto the chair. Well Steve Orbit just might see Jonny Fly and that chair of his later tonight, too. Let's go to commercial.

People's Title Match
Alex Richards vs Chelsea Armstrong

Freddy Whoa: Next up, fans, we've got a bit of a bizarre match. A People's Title match between Alex Richards and Chelsea Armstrong. This is bizarre because these two are now members of the same stable.

Zach Davis: Not only that, but they both want to win War.

Freddy Whoa: I'm Not Like Everybody Else is playing and Alex Richards, the challenger, is out first. He walks to the ring slapping some hands and whatnot, high fiving.. he sure does want to be the People's Champion!

Zach Davis: Perfect Insanity by Disturbed plays next and here comes Chelsea Armstrong. She's currently the longest reigning Champion of any kind in WCF, having held this Championship since May. Very, very impressive reign.

Freddy Whoa: Alex Richards has made a career of winning against impossible odds, though. No one thought he could win the Hardcore Championship and he did it. Can he pull off the impossible here tonight?

Zach Davis: Both competitors are in the ring and the bell sounds. The match is on.

Freddy Whoa: Neither is in a hurry. They look towards different sides of the arena, gauging the crowd reaction. Some fans, believe it or not, want Chelsea to retain here tonight, despite her actions as of late.

Zach Davis: Alex Richards hasn't been much better! Some fans are firmly in his corner.

Freddy Whoa: Eventually, they tie up. Chelsea gets the upper hand first, putting Richards in a Headlock. Richards pushes her off and she hits the ropes, bounces back, and he lifts her up into a Press Slam! What strength!

Zach Davis: We're not going to see a lot of vicious attacks here. I don't think either of these two will want to hurt the other, as they'll be planning on helping each other out later in the night during War I'm sure. But they both want to win this match so they won't be going easy, either.

Freddy Whoa: Richards doesn't go for the pin right away. Instead he waits as Chelsea gets to her feet and pulls her in... OOF! SITOUT PILEDRIVER! HERE is the pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: No! Chelsea gets her arm up. Richards' offense IS vicious no matter what, Zach. He lifts Chelsea up and begins carrying her towards the ropes, time for a Hot Shot!

Zach Davis: Nope! She slips out of his grasp and lands behind him. He quickly turns around but Chelsea is able to go for a kick. He catches it -

Freddy Whoa: Chelsea hits an Enziguri! Richards is dazed, his eyes showing no life from that stiff kick but he doesn't go down. Chelsea takes him to the mat with a Legsweep.

Zach Davis: He stumbles back up, purely on instinct. She runs at him.. SHINING WIZARD!

Freddy Whoa: She's just scrambled his brains. Here's the pin. ONE. TWO.

Zach Davis: NO! Richards kicks out now! He isn't a former Hardcore Champion for nothin'!

Freddy Whoa: Chelsea lifts Richards up but he's got a second wind. He swings at her - no, she hooks his arm - GORY SPECIAL!

Zach Davis: She's got the Worst Nightmare locked in on the Archduke of Mass Confusion! Is he going to tap!?

Freddy Whoa: Some fans are yelling "TAP!" while some are "PLEASE DON'T TAP!" What's it going to be, Richards!?

Zach Davis: No! He's able to smash his head backwards, right into Chelsea's! This forces her to release the hold. Both competitors hit the mat, facing away from each other. They both turn-

Freddy Whoa: Alex grabs Chelsea by the throat.... He falls backward, ZIM-QUILA HANGOVER!

Zach Davis: INTO THE CROSSFACE! Richards gets the Crossface locked in! Once again, some fans are yelling PLEASE DON'T TAP!, but some want to see a new People's Champion!

Freddy Whoa: Chelsea is yelling in pain! Can she withstand this for long?!

Zach Davis: She's crawling towards the ropes... is she going to make it?

Freddy Whoa: YES! She grabs the ropes! The ref forces Alex to break the hold. He was so close to being the new People's Champion he could taste it.

Zach Davis: He backs off as Chelsea uses the ropes to work her way to his feet. She gets up and turns as he runs at her.

Zach Davis: RICHARDS TAKES CHELSEA DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!

Freddy Whoa: She gets back up.. he lifts her high in the air..

Zach Davis: HE DUMPS HER OVER THE TOP! UNCONSCIOUS TRUTH!

Freddy Whoa: NO! SHE HOLDS ON, grabbing the rope and landing on the apron!

Zach Davis: Richards dives at Chelsea through the ropes but she jumps and hits a Guillotine Legdrop!

Freddy Whoa: She follows up by hopping into the ring. Richards won't be denied, he runs at her, staying on the attack!

Zach Davis: SHE CATCHES HIM! FADE TO BLACK!

Freddy Whoa: HERE'S THE PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE!

Freddy Whoa: She had her feet on the ropes! Aren't they supposed to be stablemates?

Zach Davis: Chelsea rolls out of the ring with her belt. Cheater or not, she's walking away the winner.

Freddy Whoa: The crowd was split fifty fifty.. I'm not too sure who the REAL People's Champion is, myself. Commercial time.

Television Title Match
John Gable vs Bryan Worthy

Zach Davis: And now our final match before War begins. John Gable gets his Television Title rematch against Bryan Worthy.

Freddy Whoa: Ozark Empire by Listener is playing and here he comes. It looks weird not seeing him with the Television.. or Cinema, or whatever.. Championship over his shoulder. He gets in the ring and shadow boxes with the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: 20th Century Boy by T-Rex is next and here comes our Television Champion, Bryan Worthy! Worthy is full of confidence as he heads to the ring, playing to the fans and getting them on their feet.

Freddy Whoa: He's at the apron now, turning and dropping to one knee and pointing to the fans. Really getting 'em riled up here.

Zach Davis: HERE COMES JOHN GABLE! Gable doesn't wait for the bell - he hits a Suicide Dive, diving right into the back of Bryan Worthy! Oh goodness!

Freddy Whoa: Gable angrily throws Worthy into the guardrail before grabbing him and ramming him into the turnbuckle on the outside! Oof! The ref is yelling at them to get into the ring. Come on, Gable.

Zach Davis: Eventually Gable rolls Worthy in and gets onto the apron. Gable Springboards over and into a Guillotine Legdrop. He gets up and pulls Worthy in.

Freddy Whoa: SNAP DDT! Ever since his sneak attack this match has been all Gable. Here's the pin. One.

Zach Davis: Two.

Freddy Whoa: NO! Worthy gets the shoulder up! Gable gets up and stomps at him, not giving him an inch.

Zach Davis: He pulls Worthy in now.. Double Underhook, here comes his Swinging Neckbreaker. NO! WORTHY REVERSES IT WITH A BACK BODYDROP!

Freddy Whoa: Gable hits his back and stumbles up. Worthy collects himself before running at Gable and executing a Bulldog!

Zach Davis: Gable gets back to his feet and Worthy throws him to the ropes. Gable comes back, Worthy leapfrogs over him. Gable bounces back once more and Worthy catches him in a Powerslam into a pin!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, Gable gets the shoulder up. Worthy of course doesn't give up. He grabs Gable's leg and puts him in a Spinning Toe Hold.

Freddy Whoa: Classic move and Worthy has it expertly applied. He twists, and twists... Gable yells out in pain...

Zach Davis: Remember, Worthy defeated Justin Cash for that belt. He has not defeated John Gable. Gable never lost the Cinema Championship himself. Worthy HAS to beat Gable here tonight to consider himself the true Champion.

Freddy Whoa: That said, Gable is yelling out in pain but I don't think he's going to give up here. This would be him actually losing the Championship, and he's not going to let that happen.

Zach Davis: After several moments Gable is able to use his free leg to kick Worthy off. Gable fights to his feet and runs at Worthy, but Worthy is able to catch him and hit a Shin Breaker!

Freddy Whoa: Right back into the Spinning Toehold!

Zach Davis: Gable is yelling even louder now. Just like everyone else that has competed so far, Gable, you've got War to think about.

Freddy Whoa: Is he gonna tap!?

Zach Davis: This time Gable is able to grab for the ropes and pull himself out of the ring! He escapes once more!

Freddy Whoa: Gable is on the apron, Worthy runs at him. Gable ducks down and shoulders Worthy between the ropes. Sunset Flip into pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: GABLE GRABS THE ROPES!

Zach Davis: NO! Worthy still manages to escape it! Both men get to their feet!

Freddy Whoa: Worthy runs at Gable once again but Gable fires off a vicious elbow to his face. Gable spins him around.

Zach Davis: SOME LIKE IT HOT! GABLE HITS HIS BODY SCISSORS DDT!

Freddy Whoa: Gable drops down and pins, hooking the leg.

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! JOHN GABLE RETAINS THE CINEMA CHAMPIONSHIP!

Zach Davis: Worthy rolls out of the ring as the ref raises Gable's arm in the air. Unbelievable.

Freddy Whoa: With this win, it is even MORE official, if it wasn't already. Gable has cemented himself as the greatest Television Champion of all time.

Zach Davis: Worthy heads towards the back, he has some time to rest until he has to come right back out here.... because now is the time for War.

Freddy Whoa: Congratulations, John Gable. You have to come right back out here too eventually.. will lightning strike twice, will Gable go all the way?

The War Match
Winner Receives a WCF World Championship Match at One

Zach Davis: What the hell? Master of Puppets is playing. Is Seth Lerch starting out War?

Freddy Whoa: Seth steps out onto the stage, and he has a microphone. I highly doubt he's going to be wrestling tonight... maybe he's announcing the competitors.

Seth Lerch: Ladies and gentlemen, I did the drawing earlier tonight for the official War entry order. And I'm happy to introduce to you... the very first entry in War, the number one draw.... JOOOHHHNNN GABLE!

Zach Davis: WHAT!? But he just wrestled! Like... just now! And he's number one!?

Freddy Whoa: Random order is random order, Zach. Looks like John Gable starts War as number one!

Seth Lerch: And next, starting the match with him, the number two entrant. Representing those damn, no good, dirty Vapor Kings...

Seth Lerch: ZOMBIE MCMORRIS!

Zach Davis: Never Gonna Stop is playing and Zombie McMorris steps out from the back! Tonight could be his night! And look, Gable is breathing heavy after his match with Worthy... And he has to deal with Zombie McMorris right off the bat?

Freddy Whoa: McMorris hits the ring as Seth exits to the back. HERE WE GO!

Zach Davis: WAR IS ON! McMorris runs at Gable but Gable is ready for him! Gable ducks...

Freddy Whoa: OOF! Giant Big Boot to Gable, taking his head off. Honey Badger don't care, Zach.

Zach Davis: Gable hits the mat and stumbles back up. McMorris fires off a Haymaker, followed by another.. and followed by another. Gable backs up into the corner and McMorris runs at him.

Freddy Whoa: Gable evades again!, and this time is able to elbow McMorris in the face! McMorris is backed into the corner now and Gable is unloading with elbow after elbow. He's gonna knock McMorris out!

Zach Davis: Knocking out a cokehead zombie isn't all that easy, Freddy. Gable has lifted McMorris up onto the top rope, and he's climbing up with him... he's thinking Superplex! But can he pull it off!

Freddy Whoa: He's got him up... THERE IT IS! SUPERPLEX!

Zach Davis: Gable floats over and pins McMorris. Can he get lucky? One!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! McMorris gets the shoulder up. Gable lifts him up but McMorris hits an eyepoke when the ref isn't looking. Come on, ref. Boo.

Freddy Whoa: Gable turns away and McMorris is able to lift him up and take him down with a Sidewalk Slam. But we're ready for our entrant number three. Three. Two. One.

Zach Davis: Here comes Shawn Scholes! Poor Scholes hasn't had a lot of luck in WCF as of late.

Freddy Whoa: Well if that is the case, Zombie McMorris and John Gable aren't the men you want to be in the ring with. Scholes slides in and immediately gets an elbow drop from McMorris.

Zach Davis: NO! Scholes rolls and avoids it! Scholes gets to his feet and Clotheslines McMorris down!

Freddy Whoa: McMorris stumbles up... Vertical Suplex! Maybe we shouldn't underestimate this man!

Zach Davis: Zombie McMorris won't be denied. He gets back to his feet... DDT from Scholes!

Freddy Whoa: Nope. McMorris jabs him in the side before he can hit it, then runs to the ropes. Boom, McMorris takes Scholes down with a Running Bulldog.

Zach Davis: Gable is back up! Gable spins McMorris around and kicks him in the gut ... bam! Another elbow!

Freddy Whoa: John Gable is making use of his elbows tonight, that's for sure. He's a fighter. He wants to knock McMorris out. Now a kick - and bam! Snap DDT!

Zach Davis: Yeah, he's definitely going for a KO with moves like that. Now an elbow drop to the McMorris' head. Oof.

Freddy Whoa: Gable puts McMorris in an INCREDIBLY painful looking head-based submission hold. I can't describe it with words, but obviously you fans are watching this on a television so you can see it.

Zach Davis: Speaking of, did you see that gorgeous blonde in the front row? Man, I'd hate to be stuck reading a transcript of our announcing instead of actually seeing the action live. Anyway, we're ready for a new entrant in three.. two.. one..

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES THE MACK!

Zach Davis: The Baghdadi Mack, that is! But obviously you fans watching the show knew that, despite Freddy Whoa's poor announcing, because you saw him. Anyway, yes, Jahani al-Reb is here!

Freddy Whoa: MY poor announcing? Whoa. :(

Zach Davis: Jahani hits the ring and runs at Gable, kicking him right in the face and breaking that amazing submission move that McMorris refused to tap out of. al-Reb drops down and puts Gable into a Camel Clutch.

Freddy Whoa: Gable could stand to be made humble.

Zach Davis: Well we're in the WCF, Freddy, not the old country. Gable is fighting out of it!

Freddy Whoa: Gable gets to his feet, powering out of the Camel Clutch, but Jahani al-Reb is still clutching at him... Gable backs himself into the corner, squashing al-Reb in the process!

Zach Davis: The Camel Clutch is broken, and Gable runs at al-Reb to Clothesline him down. No, the Baghdadi Mack ducks it-

Freddy Whoa: BRAINBUSTAHHHH to John Gable! al-Reb makes the cover!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Gable kicks out.

Zach Davis: Speaking of kicks, McMorris just hit a vicious punt kick to Jahani's head as he was getting up from that pin attempt... BOOT PARTY!

Freddy Whoa: McMorris whips the stunned al-Reb to the ropes. As al-Reb comes back McMorris catches him... Spinning Powerslam! Into the pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: NOPE! Boom, kickout. This is a match to compete for the WCF World Title at One, ain't nobody taking it easy tonight.

Zach Davis: New competitor in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES CORMAAACK MACNEILL!

Zach Davis: MacNeill hits the ring, boom! Clothesline to Scholes! Clothesline to McMorris! Running Knee Lift to John Gable!

Freddy Whoa: al-Reb is up, Cormack catches him.. and he's got him up! Vertical Stalling Suplex!

Zach Davis: ...Sorry, I have nothing to say. Cormack MacNeill is has al-Reb up in that Suplex. And he's keeping him up there for a while.

Freddy Whoa: ...do do do... okay, Cormack, come on, lets drop him already...

Zach Davis: FINALLY Cormack drops al-Reb! Cormack quickly goes for the pin, hooking the leg. One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: Nope!, al-Reb kicks out.

Freddy Whoa: MacNeill is back up, as is Mr. McMorris. Cormack goes for another Clothesline but McMorris sees it coming and sidesteps it. McMorris then grabs Cormack's arm and puts him in an Arm Wringer.

Zach Davis: And now shoulder thrusts. Shades of Scott Hall there, McMorris is working Cormack down.

Freddy Whoa: Cormack MacNeill hits his knees and - BOOM! Vicious kick to the back of his head from Zombie McMorris!

Zach Davis: NO!, CORMACK DUCKS IT!, rolls McMorris up in a schoolboy pin!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, McMorris escapes it!, as a new competitor is ready to come in.

Zach Davis: Well, Seth isn't a happy camper... here comes Jayson Price.

Freddy Whoa: What do you mean he's not a happy camper? Price is coming in at number SIX. No way is he winning this.

Zach Davis: Price hits the ring and boom, rolling elbow to Gable! Elbowparty!

Freddy Whoa: Short Arm Clothesline to Zombie McMorris. Into a Standing Dropkick to Shawn Scholes. And another Dropkick to Jahani al-Reb! Jayson Price is clearing house!

Zach Davis: Shawn Scholes stumbles back up... PRICE CHECK!

Freddy Whoa: PRICE MAKES THE PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Freddy Whoa: First elimination goes to Jayson Price!, Shawn Scholes is outta here!

Zach Davis: BOOM! PRICE CHECK TO JOHN GABLE!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Gable had it well scouted! Price turns and gets a Snap DDT for his troubles!

Zach Davis: We can't forget, John Gable just went through a hell of a Television Title match before this. The number one entrant always has fatigue, but it'll be even worse for Gable.

Freddy Whoa: Gable is hit from behind by al-Reb, big Lariat. Gable stumbles down but al-Reb lifts him back up... Cobra Clutch.. into the Slam!

Zach Davis: Price is back up, spins al-Reb around, Belly to Belly Suplex! Jayson Price is more focused than he's ever been to win this War, Freddy, I can feel it.

Freddy Whoa: Price made his name in War, Zach. He shines here. But what about our next competitor? Three, two one...

Zach Davis: BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP. HERE COMES TORTURE!

Freddy Whoa: Torture runs full speed into the ring and slides in. The fans boo as he immediately Clotheslines Price down and begins stomping him. Torture and Price going at it in War.. never thought I'd see this.

Zach Davis: MacNeill grabs Torture from behind but Torture elbows his way out of it. The two men go face to face and Torture hits a vicious kick before executing a Snapmare followed by a kick to MacNeill's spine.

Freddy Whoa: When Torture is on point, he is the most dangerous man in the WCF, bar none.

Zach Davis: Zombie McMorris runs at Torture and gets a Spinebuster for his trouble! Torture is clearing house! And the fans.. are hating it.

Freddy Whoa: Tort goes right back on attack to Jayson Price, tackling him down as Price was getting up and hitting him with a flurry of punches. No matter how focused Price is, he has a LOT of enemies.

Zach Davis: McMorris has retreated to the outside of the ring.. and Jahani al-Reb has just hit him with a Baseball Slide! al-Reb rolls out now and goes on the attack.

Freddy Whoa: And we're ready for our next entrant.

Zach Davis: Born in the USA is playing... who could this be?

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Deuce Murdock! But what in the hell is he wearing?

Zach Davis: That's a Kevlar helmet and a ballistic vest! He's going to war... literally!

Freddy Whoa: If that was true, we'd all be hiding from drone strikes. Thanks, Obama.

Zach Davis: But Freddy, you're... you know....

Freddy Whoa: I'm what, Zach?

Zach Davis: You know..... not.. white....

Freddy Whoa: OH. Oh, so because I'm black, I gotta support Obama and the American war machine? I've got a mind of my own, Zach. I've got opinions.

Zach Davis: Okay, okay, sorry. Anyway, we've been having this conversation because with all of that heavy gear Deuce hasn't even made it to the ring yet. But he's finally gotten inside! And he's going toe to toe with Torture.

Zach Davis: I don't think Torture knows how to respond. He kicks Deuce in the gut.. Deuce no-sells it! The armor is protecting him!

Freddy Whoa: Deuce kicks Torture now... Torture no-sells it, yells that he's Torture and he doesn't sell for nobodies!

Zach Davis: Also, that wasn't a great kick thanks to Deuce's lack of mobility, but anyway. No one is budging an inch.

Freddy Whoa: Torture goes for a forearm to Deuce's head, but he hits nothing but helmet. Deuce punches Torture, but Torture is a tough son of a bitch and again doesn't react. Jesus.

Zach Davis: Gable spins Torture around and drops him with an Eat Defeat! Not a move we usually see from John Gable, but in a match like this you've got to improvise.

Freddy Whoa: Gable ducks a Clothesline from Murdock and goes to lift him up for an Inverted Brainbuster, but Murdock's gear makes him too heavy to lift. Deuce Headbutts Gable with his helmet!

Zach Davis: We've got an armored journalist fighting an actor-turned-wrestler. Can I get a WCF chant?

Freddy Whoa: You CAN get our next entrant!

Zach Davis: HERE COMES NIGHT RIDER! NIGHT RIDER IS BACK!

Freddy Whoa: The former Tag Team Champion slides in and goes right on the attack. He tears Deuce's helmet off before hitting Deuce himself with it!

Zach Davis: Deuce drops down and Night Rider now tears off the rest of his armor. Night Rider lifts Deuce up and throws him to the ropes. Deuce comes back...

Freddy Whoa: Night Rider lifts him up high in the air! What strength, what a return for Night Rider! He finishes him off with a Benchpress Slam! Into a pin!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: No!, Deuce kicks out. Night Rider gets back up and Cormack MacNeill runs at him.

Zach Davis: Night Rider catches him and puts him in a Bearhug! Submission applied!

Freddy Whoa: And boom! Jayson Price Springboards and Dropkicks Cormack's back! This sends both Cormack and Night Rider flying backwards. Night Rider keeps the Bearhug applied until they crash into the turnbuckle.

Zach Davis: Night Rider gets back up and Price hits a Standing Dropkick, sending him flying out of the ring. Price then grabs Cormack and executes a Release German Suplex!

Freddy Whoa: CORMACK LANDS ON HIS FEET! Price turns-

Zach Davis: Running Yakuza Kick to Cormack! Price takes his head off! He drops and pins him, hooking the leg.

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! Torture breaks it up!? The crowd boos like crazy. Why would Torture do that!?

Freddy Whoa: Torture lifts Price up, practically laughing about it, and clubs Price right in the face. Tort then drops him with a Reverse DDT.

Zach Davis: New entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: Here comes the Ultimate Destroyer!

Zach Davis: Destroyer comes in and.. oh, well no, he doesn't enter the ring at all. Instead he's joining a brawl at ringside between McMorris and al-Reb.

Freddy Whoa: We've got nine active competitors now, two of them former World Champions. Destroyer lifts McMorris up and hits a Snake Eyes onto the guardrail before yelling to al-Reb that he will destroy him.

Zach Davis: I'd expect so, with a name like Ultimate Destroyer! Destroyer grabs the throat of al-Reb and Chokeslams him on the outside!

Freddy Whoa: Destroyer enters the ring now and here comes Cormack MacNeill! Cormack runs at him and hits a knee lift.

Zach Davis: NO!, Destroyer uses his momentum to lift him high in the air. Oh shit.

Freddy Whoa: While Cormack is up there he hits punch after punch to Destroyer, breaking away! He drops down behind Destroyer and spins him around.

Zach Davis: Headlock Takedown!, but Destroyer stumbles right back up. Cormack throws him to the ropes...

Freddy Whoa: SPINEBUSTER! CORMACK HITS THE STONE OF KINGS!

Zach Davis: Here comes the pin. ONE. TWO.

Freddy Whoa: NO! Destroyer powers out of it! He shoves Cormack MacNeill right off! Amazing strength.

Zach Davis: Destroyer gets to his feet and goes face to face.. with Deuce Murdock. Can Murdock take him down?

Freddy Whoa: He's going to try! He hits Destroyer with several strikes, but Destroyer shrugs off all of them. This dude.

Zach Davis: Murdock won't be denied. BOOM! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO DESTROYER'S HEAD!

Freddy Whoa: That's the Chuck Norris Special! Murdock goes for the pin.

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! DEUCE GOT HIM!

Zach Davis: Cormack is up now... Deuce Murdock isn't done. Kick to Cormack's gut..

Freddy Whoa: He has Cormack up.. SCREWDRIVER! BAT COUNTRY! Deuce must be a big Avenged Sevenfold fan!

Zach Davis: I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. Here's the pin though, one! Two!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! Murdock got him!

Zach Davis: Huge, huge moment for Deuce Murdock. He just eliminated an unstoppable force and a man who is quickly become a veteran of WCF. Good for him.

Freddy Whoa: But we've got our next entrant in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: HERE WE GO.

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES JONNY FLY.

Zach Davis: ...and Tyler Walker too?

Freddy Whoa: It looks like Jonny Fly and Tyler Walker are entering as a team! Unbelievable.

Zach Davis: That's Walker Flyocker Flame to you, Freddy.

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly goes straight for Torture! He and Walker run towards The Tort!

Zach Davis: Torture sees them coming.... and runs away! He's shaking his head "no way." Torture jumps into the crowd.. he's going, going... gone! Guess he didn't want to get pinned.

Freddy Whoa: Where is D-Day when you need him? Fly and Walker yell towards Torture to be a man and come back but Torture is half way to a merchandise booth. They turn back and slide into the ring.

Zach Davis: Price high fives Fly, the two nodding at each other. Fly indicates towards Price to give Tyler Walker a high five as well.. which Price reluctantly does.

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly is a smart man. Not only did he bring Tyler Walker out with him as an ally, which I'm not sure how this was allowed but whatever, but now he's making sure to team up with Jayson Price. He's surrounding himself with allies.

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly stands tall in the middle of the ring, but here comes Zombie McMorris. Vapor Kings versus Pantheon!

Freddy Whoa: Zombie McMorris runs at the trio and begins to brawl with Price!, but he's quickly met with boots from both Fly and Walker. Fly backs away and instructs Walker to hit a Double Suplex with Price.

Zach Davis: Walker immediately gets McMorris in position. Price sighs to himself but goes for it, hitting the Double Suplex with Tyler Walker.

Freddy Whoa: Next entrant in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Here comes Hyena!

Freddy Whoa: Hyena hits the ring and immediately runs towards Fly, Price, and Walker. He jumps and goes for a Superman Punch!

Zach Davis: No. Walker and Price catch him and slam him down. They pick him up and throw him right out of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Gable runs at the group next but Walker runs at him and Clotheslines him down. Gable stumbles up..

Zach Davis: Jayson Price hits a Scoop Slam on Gable. Fly cracks his knuckles as Gable works his way up once again. Looks like Fly is finally going to get involved.

Freddy Whoa: Both Price and Walker kick Gable, doubling him over. Finally, Fly comes in and Powerbombs him to the mat.

Zach Davis: This is a mugging. Fly quickly jumps to the top now and flies off...

Freddy Whoa: FLY SWATTER! There it is. Into the pin immediately!

Zach Davis: NO!, McMorris kicks Fly off. He pulls Gable in... AXE WOUND!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE. Our number one is gone.

Zach Davis: Fly Clotheslines McMorris down as he gets up, not too happy about the stolen pin. Poor Gable was forced to enter War immediately after his Television Title match, so this was impressive to make it this far.

Freddy Whoa: He's going to be quickly replaced as we're ready for our next entrant.

Zach Davis: Here comes Kaz Mazy!

Freddy Whoa: Kaz Mazy hits the ring and runs at Jonny Fly. He's got moxie!

Zach Davis: However, Jonny Fly sidesteps him as Walker and Price pull down the top rope. Mazy goes flying out of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Someone has got to stop Pantheon. I get that many, many people have said that throughout the years, but this match has come to a standstill because of these guys.

Zach Davis: Deuce Murdock is back in the ring. Here we go again. Deuce Murdock runs at Jonny Fly.

Freddy Whoa: Price and Walker - NO! Deuce breaks through them and tackles Jonny Fly down!

Zach Davis: Deuce hits Fly with punch after punch! The crowd pops because they didn't expect it in the slightest. Walker and Price quickly pull him off.

Freddy Whoa: Price throws a wild Clothesline and Deuce ducks it - BOOM! GERMAN SUPLEX!, throwing Price's body right into Jonnny Fly!

Zach Davis: Deuce goes toe to toe with Walker and pie-faces him. Walker flails wildly and rolls out of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly stumbles up and Deuce measures him up - CHUCK NORRIS SPECIAL!

Zach Davis: NO! Fly drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring. He doesn't want any of Deuce Murdock if he doesn't have Walker and Price backing him up.

Freddy Whoa: The crowd boos.. which is kinda weird, given Fly's tactics so far but whatever, they love the guy. Anyway, McMorris is in the ring!, and he runs at Murdock from behind.

Zach Davis: McMorris hits a big Lariat, taking Murdock down. Zombie spins him around and kicks him.

Freddy Whoa: AXE WOUND!

Zach Davis: NO! Deuce Murdock reverses it with a Hurricanrana of all moves!

Freddy Whoa: McMorris is dizzily sent flying into the ropes, bounces off of them and into yet another Chuck Norris Special from Deuce Murdock!

Zach Davis: Murdock drops and goes for the pin! ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! Murdock is standing tall in the ring with another elimination!

Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant!

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES ALEX RICHARDS!

Zach Davis: Richards hits the ring and takes Murdock down with an STO! Richards is a former Hardcore and Tag Team Champion and he's here to win War!

Freddy Whoa: Richards and Murdock begin to brawl. Outside the ring, Pantheon is regrouping... but no!

Zach Davis: Here come Hyena and Kaz Mazy! Both of these men run up and begin attacking!

Freddy Whoa: I don't think they like their War entrances being overshadowed by Pantheon being Pantheon.

Zach Davis: Hyena attacks Fly while Mazy attacks Price!

Freddy Whoa: Fly and Price are veterans but Hyena and Mazy are taking it right to them!

Zach Davis: Mazy hits Price with a series of kicks before hopping onto the apron.

Freddy Whoa: Mazy jumps off and hits a Swinging DDT onto Jayson Price on the outside! I haven't said it this whole broadcast, but....

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!!!!!!!

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Hyena hits Fly with a series of strikes as well. But Fly is a former World Champion. He's not letting them get to him.

Freddy Whoa: Fly ducks away from Hyena and runs at him.

Zach Davis: SPINEBUSTER! Hyena hits Fly with a Spinebuster!

Freddy Whoa: Next entrant in three, two, one..

Zach Davis: Here. Comes. Gravedigger.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger hits the ring and runs at Deuce Murdock. He takes him down with a huge Clothesline From Hell!

Freddy Whoa: GRAVE MARKER!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger throws Richards to the ropes. GRAVE MARKER to him too!

Freddy Whoa: When was the last time we saw Gravedigger in a WCF ring? The fans are booing like crazy.

Zach Davis: He's Seth's insurance policy to take out Jayson Price, but that isn't the only reason he's here. Winning War is a huge honor, and Gravedigger is in it to win it.

Freddy Whoa: Jahani al-Reb is back in the ring and Gravedigger runs at him.. GRAVE MARKER!

Zach Davis: NO! Jahani ducks it. HAND OF FATIMA!

Freddy Whoa: No. Gravedigger ducks THAT... RESPECTO!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger pins al-Reb. One. Two.

Freddy Whoa: Three. There goes Jahani!

Zach Davis: Just to check back in, we have Deuce Murdock, Alex Richards, and Gravedigger in the ring now. Night Rider, Hyena, Kaz Mazy, Jonny Fly, Jayson Price, and Tyler Walker on the outside.

Freddy Whoa: Next entrant time!

Zach Davis: Here comes Jay Omega! Here comes the United States Champion!

Freddy Whoa: Omega hits the ring and goes toe to toe with Gravedigger.

Zach Davis: Big moment. Gravedigger is another former Champion and a War winner in his own right. Jay Omega is an up and coming star. Who gives first?

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger's War win was over ten years ago, Zach! An entire decade! Jay Omega is the here and now! He fires off with punches to Gravedigger and sends him reeling!

Zach Davis: Omega runs at him and takes him down with a Running STO! Omega stomps at him a few times before lifting him up and throwing him to a corner.

Freddy Whoa: Stinger Splash! Stinger Splash to Gravedigger! Omega immediately sits himself up on the turnbuckle and measures Gravedigger up before jumping..

Zach Davis: DIVING BULLDOG! Omega hits it and pins Gravedigger!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! Gravedigger kicks out! That pin would've been a HUGE win for Omega, no matter which way you look at it.

Freddy Whoa: Omega gets back up and picks Gravedigger up with him. He throws Gravedigger to the ropes.

Zach Davis: Gravedigger is sent into Alex Richards! Richards lifts him up into a Military Press. What strength!

Freddy Whoa: But he tosses him... RUNNING CUTTER FROM JAY OMEGA!

Zach Davis: Thanks to Chelsea Armstrong's little faction, boom. Huge move to Gravedigger.

Freddy Whoa: Cormack MacNeill is already eliminated, but we've still got Chelsea herself to enter. If she gets in while Omega and Richards are still in, we've got an unstoppable combination.

Zach Davis: Omega pins Gravedigger. Unbelievable. One.

Freddy Whoa: Two.

Zach Davis: This teamup defeats Gravedigger this quickly!? I don't believe it!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Gravedigger kicks out! Omega can't believe it. He gets to his feet and shoves the ref away. Richards yells right in his face.

Zach Davis: We've got our next entrant coming up now in three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: HERE HE IS.

Zach Davis: BOBBY CAIRO IS BACK.

Freddy Whoa: The crowd roars like crazy as Bobby Cairo hits the ring! Omega and Richards go for a Linked Clothesline but Cairo ducks it. He runs at them both and hits a Dropkick, one foot connecting with each man.

Zach Davis: Omega and Richards stumble back and fly out of the ring. Gravedigger is up and goes toe to toe with Bobby Cairo.

Freddy Whoa: Two WCF legends. Former World Champions. Toe to toe, here at War. Bobby Cairo and Gravedigger.

Zach Davis: Gravedigger roars at Cairo and tells him to bring it on... which Cairo does! Cairo fires off lefts and rights to Gravedigger before throwing him to the ropes.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger comes back.. Cairo lifts him, Death Valley Driver!

Zach Davis: NO! Gravedigger is too big! He slips behind Cairo and spins him around.

Freddy Whoa: RESPECTO!

Zach Davis: NO! Cairo elbows out of it and stumbles away. Gravedigger runs at him and Cairo ducks away-

Freddy Whoa: RKO! THE R-CAIRO!

Zach Davis: NO! GRAVEDIGGER SHOVES HIM AWAY! Cairo hits the ropes, bounces back-

Freddy Whoa: Cairo Springboards and hits a Dropkick to Gravedigger! Finally, Gravedigger goes down. He stumbles back up..

Zach Davis: GRAVEDIGGER ROARS FORWARD WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT!

Freddy Whoa: CAIRO CATCHES IT! DRAGONSCREW LEGWHIP!

Zach Davis: What an amazing interaction between these two legends. Move after move, counter after counter!

Freddy Whoa: And we're ready for our next man in this match. Who is it going to be? Three, two, one..

Zach Davis: Here comes Tobias "Gravedigger" Barnz!

Freddy Whoa: TGB hits the ring. Cairo looks at him... and drops and rolls out. What is he doing?

Zach Davis: Gravedigger stumbles up. I think even Cairo wanted to see this.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger is going face to face with Tobias "Gravedigger" Barnz!

Zach Davis: TGB runs at Gravedigger!

Freddy Whoa: GRAVEDIGGER GETS HIM UP!... into the GRINGO STRETCHER!

Zach Davis: GRINGO STRETCHER APPLIED! TGB TAPS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: We know who the REAL Gravedigger is, that's for sure.

Zach Davis: I hear that Seth has instituted a rule where if someone is eliminated right away, we get a new entrant right away. So we've got a new entrant coming. THREE TWO ONE GO!

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Justin Cash! Cash runs towards the ring and slides right in!

Zach Davis: Bloops. Gravemarker to Cash. He rolls right out of the ring. Where is Waylon Cash, what ever happened to him?

Freddy Whoa: Rehab, remember?

Zach Davis: Oh yeah. Anyway we've got eleven active men now.

Freddy Whoa: Kaz Mazy, Hyena, and Night Rider are brawling with Jonny Fly, Jayson Price, and Tyler Walker out of the ring. In the ring, Omega and Richards are biding their time.

Zach Davis: And Gravedigger is now kicking at Justin Cash.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger lifts Cash up.. throws him to the ropes.... looks like elimination time.

Zach Davis: NO! CASH HITS A BIG BOOT AS HE COMES BACK!

Freddy Whoa: JUSTIN CASH TAKES GRAVEDIGGER DOWN! We always say it but War is where the legends separate from the nobodies. War is where you can make your name for yourself. Price has done it, Oblivion has done it... who will do it next?

Zach Davis: Cash throws Gravedigger out of the ring. And-

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES PANTHEON!

Zach Davis: COREY BLACK IS HERE! NEXT ENTRANT, COREY BLACK!

Freddy Whoa: Corey Black Springboards into the match and hits a Dropkick on Cash, sending him flying out. Fly, Price and Walker quickly roll inside. Each man faces a different side of ther ing.

Zach Davis: Pantheon is back in control.

Freddy Whoa: But here come some other dudes! Deuce Murdock, Alex Richards, Jay Omega, and Kaz Mazy all enter the ring!

Zach Davis: Omega and Richards attack Price and Fly! Mazy takes down Walker as Murdock attacks Corey Black!

Freddy Whoa: HYENA HITS THE RING! Hyena runs at Murdock and Black and attacks them both!

Zach Davis: Night Rider pulls Gravedigger outside and begins brawling! All hell has broken loose!

Freddy Whoa: Time for our next real entrant. THREE TWO ONE GO!

Zach Davis: JOHNNY! REB! FORMER WAR WINNER AND WORLD CHAMPION IS HERE!

Freddy Whoa: This man defeated Odin Balfore and he's back here in War!

Zach Davis: Reb Springboards into the ring and starts with Dropkicking Kaz Mazy! Mazy goes down!

Freddy Whoa: He ducks a Clothesline from Murdock, Springboards again and hits an Arm Drag, sending Murdock flying out of the ring. Justin Cash runs at him now but Reb catches him and hits a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker!

Zach Davis: Wasting no time, Reb jumps to the top... here we go!

Freddy Whoa: SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT! REB CONNECTS!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO! THREE! Reb eliminates Cash!

Freddy Whoa: Reb gets back up, turns around-

Zach Davis: TORTURE'S DEVICE! TORTURE'S DEVICE!

Freddy Whoa: TORTURE IS BACK IN THE MATCH!

Zach Davis: The crowd is booing and hissing! Torture is apparently allowed to leave and just come back whenever he pleases!?

Freddy Whoa: Amidst all this chaos, Torture goes for Corey Black next. Corey is just lucky Adam Young isn't in this match; Adam Young is Corey's kryptonite.

Zach Davis: Corey Black probably wouldn't like being compared to Superman, Freddy, he's not a huge DC fan. Anywho Torture spins Black around... COPANI DRIVER!

Freddy Whoa: Corey rolls out of the ring. Torture, well rested, runs at Bobby Cairo and Clotheslines him right over the top as well. The Bionic Godfather's eyes go wide as he sees Torture coming.

Zach Davis: Torture is clearing house, seeing as no one suspected he'd be here again. Or at least knew WHEN he'd be back. Omega and Richards have already thrown Fly and Price out but Torture hits a double Clothesline, taking Omega and Richards out as well!

Freddy Whoa: ....This is War XIII, and Torture is standing tall. New entrant in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Well... this is going to be quite a confrontation. The King's music is playing, and yeah.... here comes Prince Jimmy Dean. And he's riding a white stallion.

Freddy Whoa: He rides the stallion to the ring and gets in and goes toe to toe with Torture! Prince Jimmy Dean and Torture!

Zach Davis: A few rights and lefts from the Prince... aaannddd Torture lays him out.

Freddy Whoa: Torture's Device, and it's over. One, two, three.

Zach Davis: Luckily that means we get another entrant right away. THREE TWO ONE!

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Livewire!

Zach Davis: Grayson Pierce steps from behind the curtain, then... he's hidden by a white fireball as pyros go off. Uncomfortably loud pyros. Dozens firing off in the matter of seconds. What the hell was that?!

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! I can't hear you!

Zach Davis: This is so damn loud, ugh! Livewire staggers to the ring. He shakes his head before entering through the bottom rope. As he straightens up he freezes in place. Torture is glowering at him, rubbing his finger in his ear.

Freddy Whoa: Looks like Torture isn't a fan of loud flashy entrances that make us all nearly deaf.

Zach Davis: The two begin brawling! Livewire is going toe to toe with a WCF legend!

Freddy Whoa: Tort gets the upper hand in the brawl but Livewire breaks away and Dropkicks him down. Torture gets back up and Livewire takes him down with a Short Arm Clothesline!

Freddy Whoa: Torture rolls out of the ring... and begins running out through the crowd again. Come on! You can't do that!

Zach Davis: War doesn't have any rules, Freddy, it doesn't say anywhere that he can't!

Freddy Whoa: The fans boo as Torture disappears once more. Many of our competitors have gotten back into the ring now and Hyena tackles Livewire down.

Zach Davis: Livewire rolls away from him and both men are to their feet. Standing Dropkick from Livewire!, Hyena goes down.

Freddy Whoa: Ever since arriving in WCF these guys have had quite a rivalry. Hyena gets back up and throws Livewire to the ropes.

Zach Davis: Livewire comes back... HIGH VOLTAGE! OUT OF NOWHERE!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO! THREE! Livewire eliminates Hyena!

Zach Davis: That said, we've still got thirteen active competitors right now. Dios mio.

Freddy Whoa: Richards, Omega, Mazy, Fly, Price, Walker, Reb, Cairo, Livewire, Black, Night Rider, Gravedigger, and Murdock are all still in it.

Zach Davis: And we've got one more entrant coming next! AND HE CAN'T STOP-OP-OP-OP-OP....

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES STEVE ORBIT!

Zach Davis: But wait! He's arguing with someone... Biohazard is coming out with him! I don't think Orbit wants him to but it looks like Biohazard is demanding to enter with him!

Freddy Whoa: Tyler Walker got to enter with Jonny Fly, this is only fair! Orbit gives up and slides straight into the ring and goes on the attack... with Biohazard following closely behind. Biohazard would make a pretty good Vapor King, I'd say.

Zach Davis: Jayson Price hits the ring first and immediately goes for Orbit. The two brawl, trading vicious rights and lefts. These two have been going to war with another for months, so tonight is no different.

Freddy Whoa: But Steve Orbit is fresh. Orbit soon has the upper hand and pushes Price into the ropes. Orbit whips him across the ropes and as he comes back Orbit Spears him down!

Zach Davis: Fly hits the ring next. These two fought earlier tonight but here they go again!

Freddy Whoa: Orbit runs right into a forearm by Fly. Fly follows up with a kick to his gut before lifting him up... Falcon Arrow!

Zach Davis: No!, Orbit drops down behind Fly and hits the Double-Knee Backbreaker!

Freddy Whoa: That's the Backstabber, Zach, and that's exactly what Steve Orbit is.

Zach Davis: That's what Pantheon gets for trusting a pimp, anyway. Orbit lifts Fly up and angrily throws him out.

Freddy Whoa: Now Tyler Walker enters the ring. He yells at Orbit for attacking his mentor Jonny Fly... Walker and Orbit are gonna fight!

Zach Davis: NO! HERE COMES BIOHAZARD! He steps between the two, begging them not to fight. Telling Walker to come back to him, to be his best friend again. Aw. Tyler Walker looks conflicted.

Freddy Whoa: The crowd wants them to hug it out, they're chanting for it. "HUG IT OUT! HUG IT OUT!" Will Walker do it? He's looking around..

Zach Davis: THERE IT IS! THEY HUG! WALKER AND BIOHAZARD HUG! BioWalker is back, baby!

Freddy Whoa: That's great and all but we've got another entrant coming.

Zach Davis: Here comes Isaac Salinger! Isaac Salinger has entered War?! That's a surprise! We know this man is a former wrestler and we know that he's said he's come to WCF to change our perspectives and change the way we look at professional wrestling. But what does that mean?

Freddy Whoa: Salinger hits the ring and runs at Kaz Mazy, taking him down with a Flying Forearm. Salinger springs back up and kicks Jay Omega in the gut and follows up with a crisp Vertical Suplex.

Zach Davis: Richards runs at Salinger next and gets a Belly to Belly for his trouble! And.. uh, Biohazard and Tyler Walker are still hugging. This is getting uncomfortable.

Freddy Whoa: Next, here comes Livewire. Livewire takes Salinger down with a Clothesline! Salinger gets back up and Livewire drops him with a DDT!

Zach Davis: Livewire pulls him towards the corner... SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT! THUNDER IN PARADISE!

Freddy Whoa: The crowd roars and Livewire plays to them a little bit. The fans love him!

Zach Davis: Salinger has worked his way up and he looks.. angry? He's yelling at him.

Freddy Whoa: Can you hear what he's saying?

Zach Davis: Something like.. "I'm the Producer, damn it! Pin me, you idiot!" ... "You never fucking know what's good for you!" What is this all about? What does he mean he's the Producer!?

Freddy Whoa: And he's laying down.. he's laying down for Livewire. It looks like Livewire has no idea what he's going on about either. Shrugging, Livewire hits a Standing Moonsault into the pin.

Zach Davis: One, two, three... Isaac Salinger is gone, but what was that all about?

Freddy Whoa: Time for a new competitor. Three, two, one..

Zach Davis: Welp Pantheon is in luck because here comes Daniel Booker! Booker rushes to the ring and slides in.

Freddy Whoa: Booker tackles down Steve Orbit! Booker hits him with punch after punch. Orbit gets to his feet and quickly jumps out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Booker is hit with a stiff kick from behind by Kaz Mazy! Mazy spins him around and hits another kick before throwing him to the ropes. As Booker comes back Mazy executes a Hurricanrana!

Freddy Whoa: And... Biohazard and Tyler Walker are STILL hugging. Come on, guys...

Zach Davis: Well it looks like they're finally done, they're breaking it up, and WAIT WHAT THE HELL!?

Freddy Whoa: BIOHAZARD HAS JUST HIT TYLER WALKER WITH A LOW BLOW!

Zach Davis: Biohazard has turned on Tyler Walker?!? What!?

Freddy Whoa: And, uh, he's spending a bizarre amount of time near Tyler's nether regions after the low blow, not really ... not really moving away from that area too much... Parents, you may want to cover your children's eyes soon....

Zach Davis: The fans are booing like crazy. Children are crying. Why, Biohazard, why!?

Freddy Whoa: Biohazard is standing up. He's putting his hands on his mask... oh my. Is Biohazard unmasking!? What's going on!?

Zach Davis: Biohazard pulls off his mask... OH MY GOD!

Freddy Whoa: He's.. he's just wearing a second Biohazard mask under there. Uh, okay. BIOHAZARD HAS BEEN BIOHAZARD THIS WHOLE TIME!

Zach Davis: He drops down and pins Walker, hooking the leg. One... two...

Freddy Whoa: Three. Biohazard has eliminated Tyler Walker. This is a sad day for professional wrestling.

Zach Davis: Biohazard stands up and he's spun around by Jay Omega. Omega kicks him in the gut, doubling him over..

Freddy Whoa: Ride the Lightning! Omega hits it! Omega goes for the pin.

Zach Davis: One. Two. Three. Biohazard is gone too. That's what he gets for turning on his friend.

Freddy Whoa: New entrant coming....

Zach Davis: Here comes Doc Henry! Doc Henry is back!

Freddy Whoa: Henry slides in and immediately assists Reb. The New Confederacy is in full force!

Zach Davis: Reb and Henry send Corey Black to the ropes. Double Dropkick!

Freddy Whoa: Corey stumbles up and Reb pulls him in. Lifts him up, Powerbomb..

Zach Davis: Henry runs at him and hits a Double Knee Backbreaker! CONFEDERATE RAILROAD!

Freddy Whoa: Doc Henry pins Corey Black, hooking the leg! ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: COREY BLACK PINNED BY DOC HENRY!

Freddy Whoa: NO! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP! HE ESCAPED IT!

Zach Davis: They don't call him the King of All Wrestlers for nothing, and he's got a World Title match next week against ICE Beckman. He ain't getting pinned by Doc Henry.

Freddy Whoa: But the New Confederacy isn't done. Reb quickly grabs Black's arm, and he IS hurting. Reb jumps to the top and executes an Arm Chop... old-school!... but then into the Modified Abdominal Stretch!

Zach Davis: STARS & BARS, LOCKED IN!

Freddy Whoa: COREY BLACK TAPS!

Zach Davis: Smart man. Like I said, he's got a World Title match next week. He had to lose the battle to stay strong to win the war.

Freddy Whoa: Or, uh, lose the War to win a World Title battle... I guess... Kind of a confusing saying to try to use in this situation.

Zach Davis: No matter how you slice it, Pantheon is now one man down.

Freddy Whoa: But his presence in this match is going to be quickly replaced as we're ready for our next entrant!

Zach Davis: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES ROY SPEEDE! ROY SPEEDE IS BACK!

Zach Davis: Roy Speede runs at Reb and takes him down with a Dropkick! Henry goes to throw him to the ropes but Speede reverses it, sends Henry flying instead. Henry comes back and eats a huge T-Bone Suplex!

Freddy Whoa: Livewire runs at Speede next but Speede catches him and executes a Swinging Reverse STO!

Zach Davis: Speede is on fire! The United States Champion grabs him from behind, attempting to halt that momentum, but Speede elbows him and switches behind him. Speede executes a Lifting Full Nelson Bulldog! Ouch!

Freddy Whoa: Speede gets to his feet - Alex Richards runs at him and hits a straight chop right to his throat!

Zach Davis: Speede tends to have a big mouth so that's one way to shut him up. Richards follows up by lifting Speede in the air and dropping him with a Brainbuster!

Freddy Whoa: Goddamn. Okay, so let's take a second to survey what's going on here.

Zach Davis: The New Confederacy are resting on the outside. Gravedigger and Night Rider are continuing to brawl.. they're coming this way, in fact... Omega and Livewire are down.

Freddy Whoa: Bobby Cairo has Daniel Booker in the corner and is stomping a mudhole in him. Jonny Fly ... is flirting with a female at ringside. Come on, Fly.

Zach Davis: It may look like Fly isn't taking things seriously, but I personally think this is more of a stalling tactic, a strategic way to take a rest and stay inconspicious. Price and Orbit are brawling on the ramp. Kaz Mazy and Deuce Murdock are brawling in the ring as well.

Freddy Whoa: Many of these men have been in the match for quite a while now and fatigue has got to start setting in.

Zach Davis: We're ready for our next entrant... oh no, not these guys.

Freddy Whoa: Here come the Nerdsmashers, Kevin and George. Ugh. What nerd are they targeting now?

Zach Davis: They attack Deuce Murdock from behind! The fans boo as the Nerdsmashers spin him around and George hits a Big Boot while Kevin yells that he's a NERD!

Freddy Whoa: Just because he's a writer that makes him a nerd? Come on.

Zach Davis: The Nerdsmashers stand tall when - OH SHIT

Freddy Whoa: SWITCHES THE CLOWN!?!?

Zach Davis: It isn't time for another entrant! But Switches the Clown is in the ring! I thought he was dead!

Freddy Whoa: The Nerdsmashers turn and get a huge double Clothesline from Switches!

Zach Davis: Switches lifts Kevin up and kicks him in the gut.... Dislocated Piledriver!

Freddy Whoa: Is this Switches or is this .... Greenfever?

Zach Davis: Whoever it is, there's the pin. ONE! TWO! THREE!

Freddy Whoa: Switchfever's attitude seems to shift as he catches George... and he's got him in the Smiley-o-Matic! George has to tap out!

Zach Davis: The Nerdsmashers taken out by a psychotic clown with two distinct personalities... only in WCF.

Freddy Whoa: We're ready for our next entrant since Switchfever kind of just inserted himself into this match on his own... Three, two, one..

Zach Davis: Here comes Bryan Worthy! Worthy hits the ring and is immediately targeted by Switchfever. Switchfever runs at him, but Worthy ducks a Clothesline!

Freddy Whoa: Worthy floats over and executes a DDT! Next he runs at Roy Speede and drops him from behind with a Bulldog.

Zach Davis: He better be careful, don't want to make Speede TOO mad; I'd love to see him do a What's the Buzz? with him after War.

Freddy Whoa: Worthy is up and grabs Murdock from behind now. He hits a Shin Breaker before spinning him around and hooking him..

Zach Davis: Northern Lights Suplex!, into the bridge pin!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: NO!, Murdock kicks out!

Freddy Whoa: Simply amazing, given how long he's been in this match. Worthy gets back to his feet and Daniel Booker runs at him.

Zach Davis: Worthy catches Booker and lifts him up... Airplane Spin!

Freddy Whoa: And Worthy is using Booker to hit everyone in this match! As he spins Booker around, Worthy hits Kaz Mazy... Jay Omega.. Alex Richards... there goes Bobby Cairo... Livewire... damn!

Zach Davis: Finally Worthy completes the Arizona Bull Ride and drops Booker down. Here's the pin.

Freddy Whoa: NO!, before Worthy can complete it Gravedigger is back in the ring!, takes him down with a Russian Legsweep. Damn.

Zach Davis: Roy Speede runs at Gravedigger and starts attacking him from behind now. New entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: CHELSEA ARMSTRONG. Here comes Chelsea, and things are looking interesting.

Zach Davis: Chelsea has gotten together a band of misfits and she could be a sleeper contender to win this match, Freddy, all things considered.

Freddy Whoa: She's actually the only female entered in this match tonight as well so wouldn't that be amazing if she won? She hits the ring and runs at Jayson Price, taking him down with a Shining Wizard!

Zach Davis: We have eighteen active participants in this match now. I'm sorry if we're unable to keep track of everything but this is chaos.

Freddy Whoa: Night Rider enters the ring and runs at Chelsea. She didn't expect him and he's able to take her down with a Thrust Kick!

Zach Davis: She stumbles back up as Night Rider goes to the top. Here comes his Guillotine!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Chelsea escapes it. She jabs Night Rider in the gut as he's coming down and then gets him.... FADE TO BLACK!

Zach Davis: OMEGA OUT OF NOWHERE, he hits Night Rider with a Backstabber as he's coming down from the Fade to Black! OOF!

Freddy Whoa: Chelsea goes to for the pin. One, two..

Zach Davis: Three. Goodnight, Night Rider.

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Roy Speede! He runs at both Chelsea and Omega and takes them down!

Zach Davis: We don't know why Speede is back, maybe it's just to win War, but he's looking to make a point here. He drops both members of this new group. Chelsea gets back up...

Freddy Whoa: Angel's Wings! Angel's Wings to Chelsea Armstrong!

Zach Davis: Speede is up! NO! Kaz Mazy grabs him from behind, twists him up... LUBRICATION TWIST!

Freddy Whoa: Aw shit. Now Kaz is going high risk...

Zach Davis: CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Why Won't Can't Let Me?! He hits it!

Freddy Whoa: ONE. TWO.

Zach Davis: THREE. Speede is gone. Time for our next entrant.

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES LOUIS BARTKOWSKI! I don't believe he's actually hree!

Zach Davis: Bartkowski hits the ring and runs at Mazy. Mazy ducks away from him, sending Bartkowski crashing into Jayson Price.

Freddy Whoa: Bartkowski recovers and drops Price with a Dropkick! THE BEST DROP KICK IN THE BUSINESS TODAY!

Zach Davis: PIN!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Price kicks out! Damn.

Zach Davis: Bartkowski gets up, celebrating his big move. That is until - BOOM!

Freddy Whoa: HIGH VOLTAGE KICK FROM LIVEWIRE! Livewire drops and goes for a pin.

Zach Davis: One, two, three. Thanks for coming, Bartkowski, at least you got a moment!

Freddy Whoa: Livewire gets back up and is immediately grappled by Bobby Cairo. Cairo executes a Gutwrench Suplex, oof.

Zach Davis: Cairo begins stomping away at Livewire now. There's definitely a fire in his eyes, Freddy. This is a man that wants to go all the way.

Freddy Whoa: So is Jonny Fly. And I think the girl he's talking to is about to agree to let him go all the way, too.

Zach Davis: Next entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES STEELTOE JOE! One of the greatest People's Champions of all time hits the ring!

Zach Davis: Joe slides in and runs at Cairo. He Spears him right down!

Freddy Whoa: Joe spins an unsuspecting Deuce Murdock around and Scoop Slams him next. Now a Double Clothesline to both members of the New Confederacy!

Zach Davis: Joe goes toe to toe with Switchfever now. They begin brawling like madmen!

Freddy Whoa: And outside of the ring it seems Fly has lost interest in flirting. He apparently ordered... some chicken wings.

Zach Davis: They're being delivered to him and he has a chair. He's sitting down and having a meal in the middle of this match, Freddy.

Freddy Whoa: That woman won't want his fingers anywhere near her cooch after they've been covered in hot sauce, that's for sure.

Zach Davis: Inside the ring, Omega and Richards have just thrown about Steve Orbit. Orbit gets back up... and goes eye to eye with Fly.

Freddy Whoa: We know we've got Fly versus Orbit at One. The tension is thick here. Fly... continues to eat his wing. But they're like two tense animals, each man slow, each man cautious.

Zach Davis: Orbit grabs a chair! WATCH OUT, FLY!

Freddy Whoa: No. He's unfolding it. He's having a seat... what the hell are we witnessing here?

Zach Davis: Fly eyes Orbit as Orbit reaches for a wing. He takes it.. bringing it to his mouth slowly...

Freddy Whoa: Is Fly going to fight back here? These men are mortal enemies, what is going on?

Zach Davis: ORBIT EATS THE WING! Neither man takes their eyes off the other. This is ridiculous.

Freddy Whoa: Orbit and Fly eating wings together once again. And-

Zach Davis: JEFF PURSE IS HERE! Jeff Purse just jumped out of the crowd and smacked the wings away!

Freddy Whoa: The fans boo as Purse grabs Fly and Orbit's heads and smashes them together. Purse angrily slides Orbit back into the ring as he grabs Fly and smashes him into the guardrail.

Zach Davis: This was supposed to be a fun War moment but Jeff Purse has ruined it! He's our newest entrant officially, I guess, but come on!

Freddy Whoa: I'm being told we have one more entrant to go, Zach! But we've seen everyone we were expecting - and more - so who is it going to be?

Zach Davis: Purse grabs the chair that Fly was sitting on and quickly folds it up. Fly begins getting to his feet but BAM! - Purse crashes it across his back.

Freddy Whoa: Steve Orbit, Fly, and Purse... they used to be all Pantheon, Zach. Now they've become bitter enemies, and it hurts to see.

Zach Davis: We currently sit at eighteen active participants, by the way. In the ring Steeltoe Joe sends Switchfever flying...

Freddy Whoa: Joe executes a Flapjack! Switchfever stumbles up.. Joe catches him..

Zach Davis: BAPTISM! SWITCHFEVER HAS BEEN BAPTISED!, and it has been a long time coming! Joe with the pin!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! Joe with the elimination!

Freddy Whoa: You've got to assume a man of God such as Steeltoe Joe isn't going to be the biggest fan of.... whatever the hell Switchfever is.

Zach Davis: Uh oh. We've also got a three on one situation going on. Alex Richards, Jay Omega, and Chelsea Armstrong are all stomping away at Daniel Booker.

Freddy Whoa: It figures that this new faction would target Pantheon, especially while Jonny Fly is being beaten up by Purse. Omega and Richards lift him up...

Zach Davis: BOOKER FIGHTS BACK! Kick to Chelsea-

Freddy Whoa: No. She catches it... DEVIL'S WING! She hits the Devil's Wing.

Zach Davis: Richards picks Booker up to finish him off. He grapples him... Boom. Final Enlightenment. Richards goes for the pin.

Freddy Whoa: One... Two... Three. The fans do NOT like this.

Zach Davis: Livewire runs at them but Chelsea and Richards sidestep him, allowing Omega to throw him out of the ring. Kaz Mazy is next but he gets a Double Flapjack from Chelsea and Richards for his trouble.

Freddy Whoa: Who can stop Chelsea Armstrong and her thugs?

Zach Davis: Maybe we'll find out in three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: WHOA! Someone is dropping down from the ceiling!

Zach Davis: SEIFER BLACK! SEIFER BLACK IS HERE!

Freddy Whoa: He quickly unhooks his harness before Chelsea or anyone can react. Richards and Omega run at him first but he grapples both of them and takes them down with Double DDTs!

Zach Davis: SEIFER BLACK IS OUR LAST ENTRANT! Chelsea runs at him next but he smashes her with an elbow!

Freddy Whoa: Chelsea stumbles away but quickly gets her bearings and runs at him. He ducks a Clothesline and takes her down with a Reverse DDT!

Zach Davis: Omega is resting in the corner, he runs at him.. SEIFER SPLASH!

Freddy Whoa: Before Omega can come out of the corner Seifer follows up with a series of machine gun chops right to Omega's chest! OOF!

Zach Davis: Omega stumbles out from the corner and Seifer drops him with a Pumphandle Bomb!

Freddy Whoa: At seventeen active members, we're only counting down from here. Everyone is out, and one of these men will be our War winner.

Zach Davis: We've got FOUR former War winners currently in the match. By my count, there have been 39 participants, making this the second biggest War in history.

Freddy Whoa: Inside the ring, Reb and Henry have just taken Steve Orbit down with a Double Suplex.

Zach Davis: HERE COMES TORTURE AGAIN. He's back, again, and this time he takes both members of the New Confederacy down with a double Clothesline to the back. Come on. This guy.

Freddy Whoa: He grabs Henry and hooks him.. TORTURE'S DEVICE! Here comes the pin.

Zach Davis: One. Two.

Freddy Whoa: Three. There goes Henry. We forgot about Torture.. again. NOW we're at seventeen active members.

Zach Davis: Torture gets up... HERE COMES JAYSON PRICE!

Freddy Whoa: These two, of course, hate each other. Price grabs Torture from behind and spins him around. European Uppercut! And another, and another! Torture is reeling!

Zach Davis: Torture recovers quickly and throws Price to the ropes. Price comes back... YAKUZA KICK!

Freddy Whoa: The crowd is on their feet! If ANYONE gets to take out Torture, they want it to be Jayson Price!

Zach Davis: Price kicks at Tort a few times... grabs him... SURFBOARD CURB STOMP! And another! And another! FEAR THE REAPER!

Freddy Whoa: Torture takes a Fear the Reaper! Hah! But now where is Price going?

Zach Davis: JAYSON PRICE IS GOING UP TOP! He's going high risk!

Freddy Whoa: PRICE FLIES OFF WITH THE WTF MANEUVER!

Zach Davis: ...INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF GRAVEDIGGER! GRAVEDIGGER CATCHES HIM... moves him up onto his shoulders....

Freddy Whoa: DEATH DRIVER! GRAVEDIGGER HITS IT! HERE'S THE PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! GRAVEDIGGER ELIMINATES JAYSON PRICE!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger was Seth's insurance policy to make sure Price didn't win this match, and that insurance policy paid off. And for Gravedigger, it might pay off all the way to One.

Freddy Whoa: Uh oh, look. The numbers game has caught up to Seifer Black. Richards, Omega, and Chelsea Armstrong have him down on the mat and they're stomping away at him.

Zach Davis: This is NOT how Seifer wanted his return to go. Richards and Omega pick him up and tosses him to the ropes... Seifer comes back...

Freddy Whoa: CHELSEA HITS THE LIGHT'S OUT. That's gotta be it. Here's the pin.

Zach Davis: One. Two.

Freddy Whoa: Three. Seifer Black couldn't fight all three of them... Chelsea got him.

Zach Davis: Chelsea stands up and once again she, Omega and Richards raise their arms in the air. Come on.

Freddy Whoa: The rest of the members are sensing this too. Here comes Deuce Murdock, Livewire, and Kaz Mazy! These three run at the Chelsea Trio and yet another brawl erupts!

Zach Davis: Mazy fights Chelsea, Livewire fights Omega, and Murdock fights Richards! Mazy, Grayson and Murdock push their respective opponents into the ropes and then throw them across the ring. As Chelsea and co. come back, the group fighting them each hit Back Bodydrops!

Freddy Whoa: Omega, Richards, and Chelsea all stumble up. Murdock and Livewire run at Richards and Omega respectively, Clotheslining them and sending all four men flying over the top.

Zach Davis: Mazy runs at Chelsea but she reverses it with an Arm Drag. Chelsea throws Mazy to the ropes now.

Freddy Whoa: MAZY SPRINGBOARDS!, he hits an Asai DDT! REPTILIAN!

Zach Davis: Mazy quickly jumps to the top. Richards, Omega, Murdock and Livewire are all brawling on the outside.. MAZY HITS THE COLD SUN ONTO CHELSEA!

Freddy Whoa: Here's the pin! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! CHELSEA KICKS OUT! God damn that was close.

Zach Davis: Kaz gets to his feet - AND EATS A PIMP SLAP BY STEVE ORBIT! PIN!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! HOLY CRAP that was out of nowhere.

Freddy Whoa: Orbit gets back up, turns around -

Zach Davis: SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL FROM JOHNNY REB! Once again out of nowhere! REB HITS IT!

Freddy Whoa: Reb drops down and pins Orbit, hooking the leg!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! ORBIT KICKS OUT! That was close though for him.. TOO close, I'm sure he's thinking.

Freddy Whoa: Reb gets back to his feet... SPOKE FROM JEFF PURSE!

Zach Davis: NO! REB DUCKS IT!

Freddy Whoa: Both men turn and Purse leapfrogs over Reb. He jumps-

Zach Davis: INVERTED HURRICANRANA! PURSE HITS HIS ARMAGEDDON!

Freddy Whoa: Purse drops and pins Reb. Is this it for the Inveterate Confederate?

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: THREE. Purse eliminates Johnny Reb. The fans boo, they don't like this one bit.

Zach Davis: Jeff Purse is spun around by Bryan Worthy. But Worthy doesn't attack. He's trying to reason with Purse?

Freddy Whoa: Bryan Worthy has been the voice of WCF many times, Zach. Even he doesn't like the road Purse has decided to go down. He's a former Pantheon member and a former WCF World Champion, a former War winner... and he's turned his back on all of that.

Zach Davis: Doesn't matter. Not to Purse. BAM! He fires off a vicious Spoke!

Freddy Whoa: And this one connects. It spins Worthy around into the waiting arms of Steeltoe Joe. Joe drops him with a Baptism, and into the pin.

Zach Davis: One. Two.

Freddy Whoa: NO! WORTHY KICKS OUT!

Zach Davis: Joe angrily lifts Worthy up and throws him into the turnbuckle.

Freddy Whoa: WORTHY JUMPS UP! He turns and flies... NEWS CRASH! HE HITS IT ON STEELTOE JOE!

Zach Davis: Joe drops and Worthy goes for the pin! ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! Worthy gets the elimination on the big man!

Zach Davis: Worthy stands up but he's quickly cut off by both Richards and Omega. The two take him down with a Linked Clothesline, damn it!

Freddy Whoa: Omega pulls Worthy in... RIDE THE LIGHTNING! The numbers game pays off again. Here's the pin.

Zach Davis: One. Two.

Freddy Whoa: THREE. There goes Bryan Worthy. We're getting down to the nitty gritty here.

Zach Davis: Chelsea Armstrong, Alex Richards, Jay Omega. Jonny Fly, Jeff Purse, Steve Orbit. Deuce Murdock, Livewire. Bobby Cairo, Gravedigger, Torture.

Freddy Whoa: Big advantage for the Chelsea group, given that no one else here has allies at this point.

Zach Davis: Indeed, Richards and Omega are brawling with Murdock and Livewire on the outside. Richards drops Livewire with a Neckbreaker.

Freddy Whoa: Both men now focus on Murdock. Richards and Omega both throw him into the stairs, which he hits with a sickening thud. Oof.

Zach Davis: He fights up, but he's exhausted. He runs at them!, but they catch him and slam him right back down on the outside.. oof.

Freddy Whoa: They lift him up and roll him back in. Chelsea's already there - she runs at him and takes him down with a Shining Wizard, damn.

Zach Davis: Richards and Omega slide in and lift Murdock up.. NO! He's fighting back! He hits them with lefts and rights!

Freddy Whoa: CHUCK NORRIS SPECIAL TO CHELSEA ARMSTRONG!

Zach Davis: Before he can follow it up, Richards spins him around though!.. FINAL ENLIGHTENMENT.

Freddy Whoa: And here's the pin. One. Two.

Zach Davis: Richards takes out Deuce Murdock, who until now was the longest lasting competitor in the match. Goddamn. What a showing from this man.

Freddy Whoa: Meanwhile, uh, I don't know whether to call this pairing unlikely or not. Jeff Purse and Steve Orbit have Jonny Fly in a corner and they're stomping away at him.

Zach Davis: Torture and Gravedigger are going at it. Chelsea is regrouping. Cairo and Livewire are fighting... but they're quickly attacked by the Richards and Omega group!

Freddy Whoa: Richards Clotheslines Cairo out, leaving Omega and Livewire. These two competed in last week's hellacious ladder match and there has never been any love lost between them.

Zach Davis: Omega throws Livewire to the ropes and follows up by dropping him with Scrapbuster Slam. Livewire stumbles up and, exhausted, backs himself into the corner.

Freddy Whoa: Omega runs at him... SHINING WIZARD! Omega follows up by grabbing his head and completing the Bulldog.. THAT'S HIS LOCKDOWN!

Zach Davis: Here's the pin!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! LIVEWIRE KICKS OUT! GRAYSON PIERCE IS ALIVE!

Zach Davis: Unbelievable! Omega gets up and he's not happy. Chelsea rushes over.. BEAUTIFUL DISASTER!

Freddy Whoa: NO! LIVEWIRE THROWS HER OFF!

Zach Davis: HIGH VOLTAGE KICK TO OMEGA!

Freddy Whoa: NO! OMEGA DUCKS IT!

Zach Davis: Omega uses his momentum to jump onto the turnbuckle.. OVER THE TOP! HE HITS IT!

Freddy Whoa: INTO THE PIN! ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: Three. The Chelsea coalition takes out Livewire.

Freddy Whoa: Chelsea stumbles up from being thrown off, and uh geez, Cairo is back and I don't like the look he is giving her. Sick.

Zach Davis: He might be enjoying this too much as he hooks her - PERFECTPLEX!

Freddy Whoa: Irresistible Bliss! Keeps it hooked for the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: Broken up by Richards and Omega.

Zach Davis: NO! Torture and Gravedigger of all people stop them! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE. Chelsea Armstrong eliminated out of nowhere!

Zach Davis: Bobby Cairo gets her, with the assist from Livewire for reversing her finisher. Her group has finally been broken up!

Freddy Whoa: Richards and Omega throw Gravedigger and Torture out of the ring. They turn back to the action - DOUBLE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE BY JONNY FLY!

Zach Davis: The time for flirting and wings is over, Jonny Fly is here on business now. Omega rolls out of the ring, wisely, as Richards gets to his feet and runs at Fly.

Freddy Whoa: Fly catches him - AMITYVILLE HORROR! FLY HITS IT!

Zach Davis: And he's going up to the top now...

Freddy Whoa: ORBIT FLIES OFF WITH THE OAKLAND SPLASH ONTO RICHARDS! Just as Jonny Fly is getting to the top! He stole it!

Zach Davis: Not yet he didn't. Here's the pin. One.

Freddy Whoa: Two.

Zach Davis: Three. NOW he stole it.

Freddy Whoa: Fly jumps off the top with a Dropkick aimed at Orbit, but Orbit sidesteps it and throws Fly to the ropes.

Zach Davis: From outside the ring, Omega trips Fly up. This allows Purse to run at him... AND HIT THE SPOKE!

Freddy Whoa: Fly, well, flies over the top rope!, tumbling to the floor. Omega viciously throws him into the guardrail before sliding back in himself.

Zach Davis: Purse hits him with a Spinning Heel Kick as he enters. Purse then throws Omega into the corner.

Freddy Whoa: Purse runs at Omega and goes for a Clothesline!, but Omega ducks it. Omega hits a Snapmare on Purse before positioning himself on the top turnbuckle.. What does Omega have planned?

Zach Davis: FLYING NECKBREAKER! Rarely seen from Jay Omega but he hits it!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Purse sidesteps it, Omega hits the mat and rolls away. Omega turns and Jeff positions himself up top-

Zach Davis: TAKING OFF THE TRAINING WHEELS! JEFF PURSE HITS THE FUTURE ON OMEGA!

Freddy Whoa: Jeff falls on top of him and goes for the pin.

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: THREE! OMEGA IS ELIMINATED!

Freddy Whoa: We're down to our final six... what legends.

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly. Bobby Cairo. Steve Orbit. Gravedigger. Jeff Purse. And Torture.

Freddy Whoa: Purse works his way up and surveys the scene. Torture is fighting Steve Orbit right now. Fly is still on the outside. Gravedigger and Bobby Cairo are going at it in another corner.

Zach Davis: Purse turns and glares at Fly before running to the other side of the ring, running back.. SUICIDE DIVE!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Fly sidesteps it and Purse crashes into the guardrail! Fly rolls back into the ring.

Zach Davis: Torture has Steve Orbit high in the air up on the turnbuckle.. here it comes..

Freddy Whoa: SUPERPLEX!

Zach Davis: Torture hits it! He floats over, pinning The Mack!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! Orbit gets the shoulder up!

Freddy Whoa: Bobby Cairo has just taken Gravedigger to the mat and now turns his focus to Torture. These two certainly aren't any kind of friends.

Zach Davis: Cairo runs at Torture, roaring as he hits him with a Lariat!

Freddy Whoa: Torture goes down! He's back up - boom! R-CAIRO!

Zach Davis: NO! TORTURE REVERSES IT INTO A TORTURE'S DEVICE!

Freddy Whoa: TORTURE DROPS DOWN AND PINS BOBBY CAIRO!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE!

Freddy Whoa: NO! NO! CAIRO KICKS OUT! The fans are on their feet!

Zach Davis: Unbelievable, simply unbelievable. Torture lifts Cairo up and tosses him out of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Tort turns - RIGHT INTO A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE FROM JONNY FLY!

Zach Davis: Tort goes down and gets back up.. going face to face with Fly. Amazing showdown here. The two top men, undisputed, from two completely different eras... and they're face to face, fighting for the right to move onto One.

Freddy Whoa: Each man starts throwing sloppy rights and lefts at another, both men are exhausted. Fly gets the upper hand and throws Tort to the ropes.

Zach Davis: SPINEBUSTER TO TORTURE! You know what's coming next... Fly climbs to the top rope.

Freddy Whoa: Here it comes... FLY SWATTER!

Zach Davis: REVERSED INTO A TORTURE'S DEVICE! CUTTER STYLE! TORTURE'S DEVICE TO JONNY FLY!

Freddy Whoa: PIN! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! ANOTHER KICKOUT! Torture is pissed!

Zach Davis: Torture gets up once again, weary. Here comes Gravedigger!

Freddy Whoa: SOUTH OF THE BORDER! Gravedigger hits it!

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly is back on the turnbuckle... BAM! FLY SWATTER TO TORTURE.

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly pins Tort, hooking the leg.

Zach Davis: One.

Freddy Whoa: Two.

Zach Davis: Three. There it is. Torture is gone.

Freddy Whoa: Fly gets back up as Gravedigger looks on - Gravedigger runs at him!-

Zach Davis: ANOTHER SOUTH OF THE BORDER!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Fly shoves him away!, into the corner. Fly quickly performs a Body Splash... follows up.. BOOM huge European Uppercut!

Zach Davis: DICUS FLY! FLY DROPS FOR THE PIN!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE. He put Gravedigger away!

Freddy Whoa: Fly stands up - SPOKE FROM JEFF PURSE!

Zach Davis: FLY DUCKS IT!

Freddy Whoa: PURSE'S KICK CONNECTS WITH STEVE ORBIT! Orbit's eyes glaze over and he drops to the mat.

Zach Davis: Purse quickly follows up with his lucky break and drops, pinning The Mack!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! ORBIT KICKS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: Purse gets up... into a Springboard Yakuza Kick from Bobby Cairo!

Zach Davis: That spins Purse around into a Pimp Slap from Steve Orbit!

Freddy Whoa: Purse is spun around and Orbit grapples him from behind.. HONEY DIP!

Zach Davis: Orbit goes for the pin now! ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! The Hardcore Champion puts away the returning Jeff Purse!

Freddy Whoa: We're down to THREE men now. Steve Orbit, Jonny Fly, and Bobby Cairo.

Zach Davis: It has been a dream of Bobby Cairo to win War for a long, LONG time. However, Steve Orbit and Jonny Fly have both challenged one another to push themselves, to become better than they are each and every day.. how will any of these men be beaten?

Freddy Whoa: Orbit rolls out of the ring instead of even thinking about standing up without knowing who is around. Cairo and Fly are in the ring and they now tie up.

Zach Davis: Cairo gets the advantage and throws Fly to the ropes. Fly Springboards and goes for a Springboard Bodypress!

Freddy Whoa: Cairo catches him... FALLAWAY SLAM! He sends Jonny Fly sailing right out of the ring!

Zach Davis: Orbit rolls back in and he's right behind Bobby! BOOM! LOW BLOW!

Freddy Whoa: LOW BLOW TO THE THICKNESS. Orbit then grapples him... Half Nelson applied..

Zach Davis: HONEY DIP! ANOTHER HONEY DIP!

Freddy Whoa: Orbit pins The Bionic Godfather!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! CAIRO KICKS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: Orbit angrily gets to his feet. He kicks Cairo a few times before going to the top.

Zach Davis: Here it comes... OAKLAND SPLASH!

Freddy Whoa: BOBBY CAIRO JUMPS UP FOR AN R-CAIRO!

Zach Davis: ORBIT HAD IT SCOUTED! Instead of committing to the Oakland Splash, he more or less hopped right off the turnbuckle. Caught unawares, Orbit is able to roll up Bobby Cairo!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Cairo escapes once more! Both men are to their feet!

Zach Davis: THERE IT IS! R-CAIRO! HE HITS IT THIS TIME!

Freddy Whoa: Cairo drops down for the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE!

Zach Davis: FLY IS BACK IN THE RING! ROLLUP TO CAIRO!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! Cairo kicks out! We didn't even have time to process Orbit's elimination and Fly came in to capitalize!

Freddy Whoa: No standoff between these two men. Right on the attack, they're throwing lefts and rights!

Zach Davis: Last year Jonny Fly made it to the end and he's here again. Jonny Fly is the best in the world, and only winning War can prove that.

Freddy Whoa: Bobby Cairo gets the upper hand, though. He throws Fly to the ropes, Fly comes back... Atomic Drop!

Zach Davis: He follows that up with a Rude Awakening. Bobby Cairo is going old school as he climbs to the top now... he signals to the crowd..

Freddy Whoa: MACHO MAN ELBOW DROP! BOBBY CAIRO WANTS TO BE.. A MACHO MAN!

Zach Davis: Into the pin! ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! FLY KICKS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: Panting, tired, Cairo works his way up and grabs Fly by the legs. He's going for it.. oh God, he's going for the Cairopractor!

Zach Davis: HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN. CAIROPRACTOR!

Freddy Whoa: JONNY FLY YELLS OUT IN PAIN! Is he going to give up!?

Zach Davis: No way. He can pass out.. but Jonny Fly will NOT be tapping.

Freddy Whoa: Fly crawls towards the ropes, slowly but surely. Cairo shakes his head no, digs his knee into Fly's spine even more, but Fly keeps on crawling.

Zach Davis: These two men want it so badly they can taste it, Freddy. Can Fly make it?

Freddy Whoa: He lunges.. if he can't grab the rope this is going to be it..

Zach Davis: HE MAKES IT! FLY GRABS THE ROPE!

Freddy Whoa: Immediately, Cairo breaks the hold. He then hits the referee with an R-CAIRO!

Zach Davis: WHAT!?

Freddy Whoa: CAIRO RE-APPLIES THE CAIROPRACTOR! Fly yells in pain but there's no one to help him!

Zach Davis: Seth slides into the ring! Seth Lerch is here, oh goodness. This isn't good.

Freddy Whoa: Seth is asking Fly if he wants to give up. Fly says no, he shakes his head. Seth keeps asking, but Fly won't give up.

Zach Davis: Fly lunges again.. and AGAIN he grabs onto the ropes. Seth tells Cairo he's gotta let go and that he's not afraid to DQ him. Cairo waits until the four count, but he releases the hold again.

Freddy Whoa: Seth nods... CAIRO SPINS SETH AROUND AND HITS ANOTHER R-CAIRO!

Zach Davis: Welp, so much for Seth. God damn.

Freddy Whoa: Cairo pulls Fly back into the center of the ring but Fly is able to roll him up!

Zach Davis: The crowd chants for him. One, two, three.. no avail, no one is here to count. The pin is released and both men are to their feet.

Freddy Whoa: Cairo runs at Fly and Fly executes a Hip Toss!

Zach Davis: Cairo lands on his feet! SUPERKICK!

Freddy Whoa: Fly ducks the Superkick!, HE LIFTS CAIRO UP! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Zach Davis: RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! JONNY FLY HITS THE BLU-RAY!

Freddy Whoa: Fly needed to pull out something new to win this and he just has! The referee is up, the ORIGINAL referee, and here's the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE.

Freddy Whoa: TWO.

Zach Davis: NO! CAIRO KICKS OUT! CAIRO KICKS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: CLOSE, so close. How did Cairo manage!?

Zach Davis: Fly pins Cairo into the center now, he's breathing heavy, he's spent. Fly grabs Cairo by the legs.

Freddy Whoa: Fly is about to show Cairo his Supremacy! He's going to lock it in!

Zach Davis: NO! Cairo kicks him away, Fly is sent flying into the ropes, bounces back!-

Freddy Whoa: R-CAIRO! CAIRO HITS IT AGAIN! He drops down and pins Fly!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! BOBBY CAIRO HAS WON WAR!

Freddy Whoa: THE CROWD CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Bobby Cairo has done a LOT of things in his career but he's never won War.. UNTIL NOW!

Zach Davis: We've got the Bionic Godfather versus ICE Beckman at One.. unless Corey Black can defeat ICE Beckman next week at War 300!

Freddy Whoa: Cairo stands up as confetti and balloons begin coming down from the ceiling. What a moment for this WCF veteran.

Zach Davis: We've gone into overtime, we've gotta go here fans. But we'll see you at Slam. We've got a Hardcore Title match between Orbit and Livewire!, we've got Beckman vs Black.. who knows what else!

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly rolls out of the ring as Cairo climbs up a turnbuckle and raises his arms in the air celebrating his War victory.

Zach Davis: See you at the 300th episode of Slam, fans. Goodnight.

Table of Contents

Slam Intro

Tag Team Titles Match: ICE Beckman/Steve Orbit vs Jonny Fly/Corey Black

People's Title Match: Alex Richards vs Chelsea Armstrong

Television Title Match: John Gable vs Bryan Worthy

The War Match

 

Of The Week

Wrestler:
War Winner
Match:
War
Roleplay:

 

Champions

World:
ICE Beckman
Hardcore:
Steve Orbit
Television:
Bryan Worthy
United States:
Jay Omega
Peoples:
Chelsea Armstrong
Internet:
Jayson Price
Tag Team:
Pantheon