Live from Madison Square Guarden in New York City, New York
War XV Intro
Zach Davis: Hardwired by Metallica hits. WAR XV IS UNDERWAY!
Freddy Whoa: LISTEN TO THAT CROWD, ZACH! We're so fucked, shit out of luck, hardwired to self destruct - WCF War XV is live! Man these lyrics are corny.
Zach Davis: WHAT A NIGHT WE HAVE FOR YOU! Our main event, of course, is the War match. Tonight will determine the fifteenth winner of our annual War match, and the man that will go on to face the World Champion at One.
Freddy Whoa: Winning Wat irself is a huge accomplishment! We'll talk more about our entrants later but we're seeing men we'd never have expected to return - including men like Joey Flash. Let's not mince words - he closed our show last week, he's gotta be a favorite.
Zach Davis: This is a match FULL of favorites. Gemini Battle, the former World Champion, wants to win it to get his rematch against Thomas Uriel Bates. You have Kevin Bishop and the Brotherhood, and you have Zero Tolerance. You have the former World Champion, Sarah Twilight.
Freddy Whoa: But can one of those favorites prove that he deserves to be so? Or will an underdog reign supreme? Or perhaps someone else who has been toiling away will finally use War to get to the top of the mountain?
Freddy Whoa: Speaking of the top of the mountain, we have Thomas Uriel Bates defending his newly won World Heavyweight Title... in a deathmatch. Against Corey Black.
Zach Davis: This is going to be absolute madness. Corey Black won the King of the Deathmatch tournament, but NO ONE expected that to turn into him using that win to get a World Title shot at War.
Freddy Whoa: No matter how he got here, Corey Black, WCF's most prolific Champion this side of Jayson Price, has yet another chance at the most coveted belt in the company - and against a man he despises.... in a match that is his own specialty. Thomas Uriel Bates is rarely an underdog but tonight he has his work cut out for him.
Zach Davis: In our opener match, we have Gemini Battle and Teddy Blaze competing to see who will be the King of All Media. Gemini Battle is our new Television Champion, and Teddy Blaze is the Internet Champion. This has been an entertaining rivalry, to say the least.
Freddy Whoa: Three falls - all for a matter of pride. We don't have a lot of time, and we all want to get to bed eventually. Let's start the show.
King of All Media Match
Teddy Blaze vs Gemini Battle
Zach Davis: We are live at WAR ladies and Gentlemen, and we are about to find out who will be the KING OF ALL MEDIA!
Freddy Whoa: Why are you speaking in capital letters?
Zach Davis: Hush you!
Freddy Whoa: And here comes Gemini Battle on his way to the ring!
Howard Stern: Check out the facepaint on this guy, what is he, a geisha?
Zach Davis: Uh…Freddy…What is Howard Stern doing here?
Freddy Whoa: I didn’t invite him…
Howard Stern: I’m the guest timekeeper. General Mills put out an open letter and I heard this was for king of all media. Seeing as I’m already king of all media…
Zach Davis: That’s debatable.
Freddy Whoa: Guys, pay attention! We almost missed Teddy Blaze’s entrance!
Zach Davis: He’s coming down through the crowd! He’s leading them over the barrier!
Freddy Whoa: This stipulation was his idea, after all. And people have surrounded the ring!
Howard Stern: This is getting wild! Hey cutie, you wanna be famous?
Zach Davis: And this one is underway!
Freddy Whoa: Last time Blaze opened with a Blazing knee, but this time they’re far more cautious!
Zach Davis: And the crowd at ringside seems to be calling for blood! They’re chanting for violence!
Freddy Whoa: And Gemini eager to give it to them! He charges forward with a double axe handle! Blaze ducks it, but Gemini turns and clubs him in the back of the head!
Zach Davis: Blaze stumbles! But he manages to stay on his feet!
Howard Stern: I haven’t seen a shot like that since the Trump divorce hearing.
Freddy Whoa: Guest timekeepers don’t talk, Howard.
Zach Davis: And Gemini takes a step, but a fan in red glasses grabs him by the ankle!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini turns his back, and that was a mistake! Teddy Blaze with a diving crossbody takes both men over the rope!
Zach Davis: And they’re lost in a sea of bodies!
Howard Stern: I haven’t seen-
Freddy Whoa: Cut it, Howard!
Zach Davis: Blaze ducks a hook and rolls back into the ring! He’s got a few bruises, but Gemini’s getting the worst of it!
Freddy Whoa: He fell into a contingent of Blaze supporters! They’re pulling his hair and throwing countless shots!
Zach Davis: But Blaze signals them to move…Oh my god!
Freddy Whoa: Blaze hurls himself at Gemini with a suicide dive! Gemini is trapped by the red lens contingent! This is completely unfair!
Zach Davis: I think that’s why Blaze chose the stipulation! Using the internet against Gemini!
Howard Stern: Speaking of the internet, did you hear about the leaked Freddy Whoa nudes?
Freddy Whoa: Huh?
Howard Stern: Don’t interrupt me again, Sparky.
Zach Davis: Blaze back in the ring now, and he’s calling for that group of fans to throw Gemini to him!
Freddy Whoa: This behavior is despicable! But Gemini rolls under!
Zach Davis: Blaze pointing at the corner now!
Freddy Whoa: But he turns his back on Gemini! He pops up to his feet and grabs an unaware Blaze!
Zach Davis: God’s Paradox!!
Howard Stern: That had to hurt.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini goes for the cover!
Zach Davis: 1!
Freddy Whoa: 2!
Howard Stern: What the fu-
Zach Davis: The red lenses are in the ring! They’re stomping on Gemini, breaking up the pinfall!
Freddy Whoa: Come on! Blaze recovers in the corner, but the punishment is non-stop!
Zach Davis: Blaze seems to be calling them off, but there’s a bloodlust in their eyes!
Freddy Whoa: They’re not stopping!
Zach Davis: And, I think Blaze has seen enough! He’s throwing his own fans over the top rope!
Freddy Whoa: Look at them fly! Blaze is dressing them down! The red lenses look upset…
Zach Davis: And now they’re attacking Blaze! He played with fire!
Freddy Whoa: But Gemini is up! Both men are fighting off the red lenses!
Zach Davis: The fans are exploding! Suddenly chants are erupting for both men!
Freddy Whoa: The red lenses quickly flee! Blaze and Gemini look at each other…
Zach Davis: And both men throw a right hook!
Freddy Whoa: I guess we’re not going to be seeing a teamup anytime soon.
Zach Davis: Both men are knocked loopy, and both struggling to recover!
Freddy Whoa: But the red lenses are staying out of it this time!
Howard Stern: That would be a good name for an indie rock band. Hey sugar, you wanna be famous?
Zach Davis: Howard!
Freddy Whoa: Wait, I think that something’s happening!
Zach Davis: TEDDY PUTS GEMINI IN A CALF CRUSHER! Wow! Submissions are very important in matches like these, because if you get injured so early... You're done for!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle crawls towards the ropes.... It's the only chance he's got!
Zach Davis: And he still has War to compete in, too! Gemini reaches, he lunges....
Freddy Whoa: The red lenses pull the ropes away from Gemini's grasp! Gemini has no choice! He taps!
Zach Davis: Smart move. As much as Gemini may have wanted that Internet Title, he has War to think about - AND the rest of this very match... including his Television Title he will now be fighting to retain!
Freddy Whoa: In this lumberjack match, Teddy Blaze had stacked the deck. With the red lenses out here, Gemini knows the odds were way too against him.
Zach Davis: Ladies and Gentlemen what an intense match that was. And Teddy Blaze comes out victorious in the end and retains his Internet Championship.
Freddy Whoa: But there's still another round at least for both these men to fight through.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentleman Stage 2 will be held inside of a Steel Cage. The only way to win is to either pin or submit your opponent or escape the cage by climbing through the door or over the top.
Howard Stern: Both these men are fighting for their lives, right. And as that cage comes down representing the fourth wall that separates them from the world they will truly feel alone as I do every week when I am talking to the masses behind my microphone.
Zach Davis: The massive structure slowly drops over the two men who are sitting on stools in their respective corners, sipping water.
Howard Stern: But the sea of Lumber Blazes have not left. They look like they're going to get crushed by the cage!
Freddy Whoa: The cage has dropped and the red spectacled men are beginning to climb inside. It's bedlam out here!
Zach Davis: Security is trying to get them down, but is having little luck. Teddy is shouting for them to come in!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini is reluctantly shaking the cages at all sides trying to get the offending parties down off the sides. It seems to be working for now.
Zach Davis: Finally, soome order is restored as the security guards have stopped all the men, and women from entering the cage. The referee is talking to one of the security guards to ensure that they are good to go.
Howard Stern: WHAT WAS THAT!?!?
Freddy Whoa: I think it was some type of red mist.
Zach Davis: Gemini is blinded! Teddy Blaze spit some type of mist into his eyes behind the referee's back and Gemini is down, clutching at his face. And Blaze is just laughing.
Freddy Whoa: How devious!
Howard Stern: How SMART! He doesn’t want this match to go on any longer than it already has. They still have to compete in War after this. Fortunately I don't have to be here for THAT shit show.
Zach Davis: Well now Teddy is lifting Gemini blatantly by the hair with no disregard to any kind of code of ethics in this match. And he slaps him across the face. Gemini is swinging wildly, but is completely blinded by that red mist.
Freddy Whoa: It looks like he's covered in blood.
Zach Davis: Teddy drops Gemini and he is clutching at his face. Teddy follows up with a punt to the chest knocking the wind out of the Television Champion.
Freddy Whoa: Now he's shouting for the door to open. He wants to end this quickly
Howard Stern: Smart!
Zach Davis: The referee is opening the door. Teddy may be wasting a bit too much time gloating and shouting at Gemini about being a puppet master. Finally he's walking towards the open door. The referee holds it wide and it looks like just like that we're gonna have a new TV Champ.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini is stirring. Is it too late?
Howard Stern: I think so. Blaze is one step away.
Freddy Whoa: Why is he walking so slowly?
Zach Davis: The crowd erupts as Gemini gets to his feet. This one can't end like that. Not that early. If you thought it was gonna end you're just a doofus. Gemini flies over the Teddy and pushes him into the cage away from the door. His head bangs off one of the support beams and sends him crashing to the floor. Now Gemini is shouting for the door to be closed.
Howard Stern: That idiot, he could have escaped the cage right there! He didn't have to have the door closed!
Freddy Whoa: If you've been following at all what's been going on you know that this is more than just the title. Gemini wants to inflict punishment on Blaze.
Zach Davis: And he looks like he’s going to as he stalks the former People's Champion. Blaze is slowly getting to his feet now.
Freddy Whoa: But Gemini doesn't let him as he delivers a punt of his own to Blaze's Chest. Then he follows up with a headlock and he cinches it on.
Howard Stern: I haven't seen a headlock like that since I had my legs between Sheryl Crow's legs.
Zach Davis: Blaze gets to his feet and tosses Gemini into the ropes. His back crashes into the cage, but he disregards the pain and comes flying back in with a clothesline that turns Blaze inside out. Gawd, let’s see that on an instant replay.
Freddy Whoa: Just amazing. I've never seen a man take a bump like that. Words simply cannot describe.
Zach Davis: Gemini grabs Teddy by the head but Blaze won't go down without a fight. A thumb to the eyes momentarily blinds the Television Champion.
Freddy Whoa: It looks like he's trying to blind him for good.
Zach Davis: He's just repeatedly poking Gemini in the eye with his thumb. The Television Champion is down on the mat, and Teddy is using pinpoint precision to navigate his thumbs through the spaces in Gemini's fingers right into his eye sockets. I've never seen anything like it.
Howard Stern: I don't think Gemini is ever gonna see anything like it either if you know what I mean.
Zach Davis: Finally Teddy stops. I think Gemini is bleeding from the eye sockets.
Howard Stern: Stop speaking in hyperboles. This is wrestling not the Howard Stern on Sirius Radio, Channels 100 and 101 *wink*
Zach Davis: Teddy allows Gemini to get to his feet before grabbing him by the head and raking his face across the cage, tearing at his flesh like a Rottweiler chewing on a T-Bone.
Freddy Whoa: Now Gemini has been busted open. The doctor pulls Teddy aside to check on the TV Champ.
Zach Davis: And Teddy wastes no time as he begins to ascend the side of the cage. He's no dummy. He sees this opportunity and is seizing it.
Freddy Whoa: And it doesn't even look like the doctors will let Gemini stop him
Zach Davis: Teddy is almost to the top.
Freddy Whoa: And Gemini pushes past the doctors, his face covered in the crimson mask and he grabs Teddy by the foot and tries to pull him down…
Zach Davis: But Teddy is straddling the top. He's got the stronger point of attack. He's shaking his leg trying to get free.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA! He uses his other leg and kicks Gemini down into the center of the ring.
Zach Davis: Gemini, using showing amazing athleticism rolls back and lands on his feet and quickly ascends the cage again, but it may be too late. Teddy has begun his descent.
Howard Stern: We're going to have a new Television Champion!
Zach Davis: Not if Gemini has anything to say about it! He's made it to the top and is grabbing Teddy in a headlock over the top of the cage.
Freddy Whoa: But Teddy has let go of the cage. The only thing keeping him from dropping is the vice grip that Gemini has on his head. This has GOT to be painful!
Zach Davis: But how long can Gemini hold on for, he's not known for his tremendous feats of strength.
Freddy Whoa: He once tossed Thomas Bates 25 feet through the air into the crowd!
Zach Davis: I think you have your facts wrong there, Freddy, but he has delivered God's Paradox to the mountain in the past, so we know he has it in him.
Freddy Whoa: But at this angle, with Teddy making himself dead weight, it might be too much for the Television Champion to bear!
Zach Davis: Teddy is laughing, like he knows how this is going to end as Gemini…
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: Gemini is standing with his feet wedged inside the steel grates. He's got Teddy Blaze in a headlock over the top of the cage and Blaze is simply hanging lifelessly in his arms. Now, Gemini somehow is lifting him up in an obscene feat of strength and propping Teddy's chest on top of the structure.
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: HE'S COMING DOWN! *CRASH*
Freddy Whoa: OH MY GOD. GEMINI BATTLE HAS JUST DELIVERED A VERTICAL SUPLEX SENDING TEDDY BLAZE FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO THE MAT BELOW AND NOW HE'S STANDING THERE ON THE TOP ROPE LOOKING AT THE CARNAGE HE'S CREATED!
Zach Davis: Teddy Blaze is lying lifelessly in the center of the ring. The only reason we know he's alive is the heaving chest from the downed competitor. And Gemini begins his ascent.
Freddy Whoa: This match is all but his as he is straddling the top of the cage looking down on Teddy.
Howard Stern: What's he waiting for?
Freddy Whoa: Say it isn't so!
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle is on his feet and looking down at Blaze. He could easily descend down to the floor but I don't think he wants to. He's got evil intentions and the crowd is chanting his name, knowing what the lunatic's thought process is at the moment.
Freddy Whoa: He wouldn't…
Zach Davis: HE WOULD!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle jumps down with a moonsault from the top of the cage and lands right on top of Teddy Blaze and now both men are on the ground.
Zach Davis: But Gemini is moving. He's stirring and he's moving his arm over the body of Teddy Blaze. The referee is in perfect position.
Freddy Whoa: 1…2…
Zach Davis: TEDDY KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: Unbelievable! And Gemini wastes no time grabbing Teddy by the head and dragging him to his feet.
Zach Davis: Whether it was instinct or sure force of will Teddy kicked out of a top of the cage moonsault, but still isn't moving. He's just letting Gemini set him up right now.
Freddy Whoa: After what these two men went through in the first stage and now here... it's hard to believe that they may have to go to a third!
Zach Davis: Gemini puts Teddy in a reverse headlock and there's nothing he can do about it.
Freddy Whoa: MIST!
Howard Stern: Where is this shit coming from?
Freddy Whoa: Teddy Blaze pulls another trick out of the bag, well, rather the same trick as before as he conjured up another burst of red mist and shot it into the eyes of Gemini Battle.
Zach Davis: Gemini seems to have been expecting something like this and was able to avoid the bulk of it, but it may just be the opening that Teddy needed.
Freddy Whoa: Both men are standing face to face, both wobbly on their knees. And Teddy delivers a wicked punch to the head and the crowd boos.
Zach Davis: Followed up by a shot by Gemini to the adoration of the crowd.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy delivers another shot sending Gemini reeling into the ropes.
Zach Davis: But Gemini uses the momentum to bounce off and deliver a shot of his own to Teddy.
Freddy Whoa: And Teddy delivers another blow.
Zach Davis: And so does Gemini.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy…
Zach Davis: Gemini…
Freddy Whoa: Teddy…
Zach Davis: Gemini…
Freddy Whoa: Teddy…
Zach Davis: Gemini
Freddy Whoa: Gemini!
Zach Davis: Gemini!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini delivers one more massive haymaker and Teddy flips 360 and lands hard on the mat. What a shot!
Zach Davis: We've said it before. Nobody feeds off the crowd like Gemini Battle, and the raucous applause of the crowd seems to be giving him a second wind. He lifts Teddy up and delivers another blow to the midsection before throwing him into the ropes. Teddy comes back and Gemini delivers a big boot to Blaze sending him down.
Freddy Whoa: And now Gemini bounces off the ropes and delivers a big leg drop and goes for the pin…
Zach Davis: 1…2…
Freddy Whoa: KICKOUT! Say what you want about Teddy Blaze but the man has no quit in him. After that flurry of attacks you would think that he would be down.
Zach Davis: And there it is. Gemini is arguing with the ref about a slow count.
Freddy Whoa: LOW BLOW!
Howard Stern: Right in the BALLSACK! AWESOME!
Freddy Whoa: That move is just about as legal as a wristlock in this match. There's nothing that the referee can do about it.
Zach Davis: Somebody stop Teddy! Gemini Battle is down on the ground and Teddy is placing perfectly aimed shots at his nuts.
Freddy Whoa: I can't imagine the pain that Gemini is in right now. I would call the match.
Zach Davis: Teddy won’t stop. Another kick, followed by another. THE HUMANITY!
Freddy Whoa: Teddy finally shows some remorse and drops down for the pin.
Zach Davis: The referee barely counts to one before Gemini rolls out, but he can't seem to get to his feet. Blaze is shouting at Gemini while he's down.
Freddy Whoa: He knew that he wasn't going to win with that, he just wanted to send a message to Gemini that he was setting him up. Teddy Blaze has been nothing if he hasn't been deviously cryptic and masterful in mind games this past week.
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle is getting up. He's on all fours…
Freddy Whoa: BLAZING KNEE!
Zach Davis: The same move that Teddy used to pin Gemini when he was the World Champ.
Freddy Whoa: He goes for the pin. 1…
Zach Davis: 2…
Freddy Whoa: 3!
Zach Davis: NO! The referee is saying that he got his shoulder up! But Teddy Blaze hasn't noticed yet. He is celebrating like he won!
Freddy Whoa: The referee shoves Teddy's arm down, and points 2 fingers at him. Teddy is furious, yelling at the referee.
Zach Davis: But he doesn’t waste too much time as he runs forward and delivers another knee to the head to Gemini.
Freddy Whoa: He steps back and lines up Gemini again as he slowly gets to his feet. He runs forward…
Zach Davis: A THIRD BLAZING KNEE!
Freddy Whoa: There seems to be a trend here. When Teddy finds something that works he sticks with it. And it looks like he's not done yet.
Zach Davis: A FOURTH BLAZING KNEE!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini is down. He may be out. And Teddy drops down for the pin.
Zach Davis: The referee won't count it. Half of Gemini's body is under the rope.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy angrily drags Gemini into the center of the ring sarcastically asks the referee if this is ok. What a prick!
Zach Davis: He drops for the pin. This is it.
Freddy Whoa: 1…
Zach Davis: 2…
Freddy Whoa: HE KICKS OUT! UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!
Zach Davis: Teddy is shocked. He can't believe that Gemini was able to kick out of that onslaught. He even looks at his knee disappointedly before looking at the referee defiantly.
Freddy Whoa: He can't believe it. I can't believe it. The entire crowd can't believe it. This is just stage 2, folks. There's still a ladder match coming too potentially!
Zach Davis: Teddy seems resigned with the fact that he can't pin Gemini… not now. So he heads to the side of the cage and begins to climb up.
Freddy Whoa: If he can't pin him, escape from him. That's the rules of the cage match.
Zach Davis: He begins his climb. He's halfway up the cage.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini is stirring. He's running over to Teddy and grabbing his leg stopping him.
Zach Davis: Gemini hardly has any energy left. He's barely grasping at air and Teddy easily kicks him off of him.
Freddy Whoa: He's yelling at him to 'Stay Down!'
Zach Davis: A FIFTH BLAZING KNEE!
Freddy Whoa: Teddy blaze comes flying down from the top rope with another Blazing Knee knocking Gemini in the head, but he seems to have tweaked something.
Zach Davis: Teddy punches at the defiant limb and walks over to the side of the cage to climb up and over again. This has to be it. Gemini is out cold and Teddy is climbing up.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy is halfway up. And now on the top.
Howard Stern: Is he gonna do something stupid like jump down on Gemini?
Freddy Whoa: That decision may have come back to bite Gemini in the ass as Teddy begins to climb down.
Zach Davis: And that's it. The bell rings…
Freddy Whoa: Wait a minute… Gemini is on the outside. He crawled to the door and fell to the floor.
Zach Davis: Who landed first? I didn't even see Gemini climb out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Let’s give it to Kyle Steele who has the referee's decision.
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of stage two… AND STILL WCF TELEVISION CHAMPION… GEMINI BATTLE!
Zach Davis: Well they've retained their respective titles. Teddy Blaze remains the King of the Internet and Gemini Battle remains the King of Television. A ladder match will now decide who the KING of All Media is!
Kyle Steel: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Stage 3 of this 3 Stages of Media HELL MATCH!
Zach Davis: The ominous ladder is propped in the center of the ring as Gemini Battle and Teddy Blaze stand on the respective sides looking at the illustrious crown hanging 20 feet overhead.
Kyle Steel: The only way to win this fall is to climb the ladder and retrieve the crown! The first man to do this will be name THE KING OF ALL MEDIA!
Freddy Whoa: You can feel the excitement in the air. Both men have been through hell already and now they face this monstrous obstacle.
Howard Stern: I gotta say I'll be more than happy to name either of these guys King of All Media after watching this.
Zach Davis: The bell rings and the match begins. And both men climb up opposite sides of the ladder!
Freddy Whoa: They're starting fast as neither of them looks any worse for wear. They both are on their 4th or 5th wind right now as they both make it to the top of the ladder.
Zach Davis: Teddy is reaching up and has the crown in his hand. And Gemini has delivered a solid strike to the midsection sending the crown waving back and forth above them.
Freddy Whoa: Now Gemini pushes Blaze to the mat below. He's all alone up there. He's reaching up but the crown is just out of his reach.
Zach Davis: Teddy Blaze lands athletically on his feet and pushes the ladder over. TIMBER!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini drops to his feet, taking a small shot to the head by the ladder before running forward at Teddy. He clotheslines his opponent over the top rope, sending him over with the move and both men land hard and awkwardly on the floor below.
Zach Davis: Gemini wastes no time as he gets to hit feet and rushes over to the time keeper. He grabs the bell. I haven't seen someone grab the bell here in ages. What an old school tactic!
Freddy Whoa: He doesn't want to spare any mercy. After the war of words these two have had in the past two weeks, but the War that they've just gone through and the War that they're going to go through shortly Gemini wants to eliminate Teddy completely.
Zach Davis: Teddy is getting to his feet slowly and sees Gemini coming. But it's too late as he's nailed over the head with the object. *DING*
Freddy Whoa: He drops the weapon and looks at Teddy. He seems to have this thing tied up and he seems confident.
Zach Davis: He's shouting at him to get up. Teddy has a defiant look in his eyes… looking like he wants to get up but doesn't want to do what Gemini tells him to do.
Freddy Whoa: LOW BLOW!
Zach Davis: How low will this man stoop? He’s been wrecking that guy's nuts all night. There's no way Gemini will ever be able to procreate after tonight.
Howard Stern: Probably for the best, Zach. No one wants to see what kind of off spring that guy would produce.
Freddy Whoa: Now it's Teddy on his feet shouting at Gemini to get up. Even as Gemini tries he doesn't let him as he steps on his hand and laughs in his face.
Zach Davis: The way Teddy sees it, if he can't grab the ladder, he can't climb it. He's trying to break Gemini's hand. And it looks like its working.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini pulls his hand away and Teddy stumbles a little bit. As if angry at the momentarily lack of balance he delivers a kick to the side of the head of Gemini which knocks him into the steel steps.
Zach Davis: He's a sitting duck over there I don't know if he's even breathing any more.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy Blaze looks as though he's lining Gemini up for something. This can't be good.
Zach Davis: BLAZING KNEE!
Freddy Whoa: But Gemini barely slides out of the way and Teddy meets nothing but cold hard steel as his knee crashes hard into the steel steps!
Zach Davis: The doctors rush over to check on Teddy who is grasping at his knee like something is terribly wrong. Imagine if that blow would have connected. IT may have taken Gemini's head clear off!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini has a look of concern on his face as he looks at Teddy, but it quickly vanishes as he pushes the referee out of the way and starts laying boots into Teddy's exposed knee.
Zach Davis: He's screaming in agony as Gemini is screaming a primal scream. I’ve never seen him like this. Teddy has REALLY gotten under his skin.
Freddy Whoa: The last time Gemini showed this much lack of remorse was last year at Revenge when he faced off against KL Henson in a Steel Cell.
Zach Davis: The referees pull Gemini off of Blaze as he raises his hands in mock surrender at the referees.
Freddy Whoa: Folks, this may be a serious injury… never mind.
Zach Davis: Teddy is on his feet and he's pushing the referees and support staff off of him. He's yelling that he's fine and to be honest, he's pretty much no selling this entire onslaught.
Freddy Whoa: You've got to respect the heart of Teddy Blaze. You may not appreciate his actions, but you've got to appreciate his resolve.
Zach Davis: You're right about that, Freddy.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini is now reaching under the ring…
Zach Davis: What's he looking for under there?
Freddy Whoa: HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR!
Zach Davis: Battle has some bad intentions with that chair…
Freddy Whoa: And Blaze Super kicks the chair into Gemini's face and he's down!
Zach Davis: Blaze leaves Gemini on the ground and rolls in the ring and quickly gets to the ladder. He lines it up and checks his trajectory before beginning to climb.
Freddy Whoa: Blaze is climbing up the ladder. He's halfway up!
Zach Davis: Gemini is climbing up behind Teddy… he looks like he's putting him in a reverse headlock… he couldn't be doing what I think he's doing…
Freddy Whoa: VICTORY MARCH IN THE LADDER!
Zach Davis: Teddy is hung up in the cage and Gemini locks in the modified surfboard using the ladder for leverage. Teddy's back is wrenching back and he's tapping, but you can't win via submission in this match.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy may not be able to compete in War after this move. I've never seen anyone bend in half like that.
Howard Stern: I have. My mistress bends like that… HIYO!
Freddy Whoa: Blaze is going to have to pull another trick out of that bag of his…
Zach Davis: That might work! A shot with the back of his head to Gemini's face makes him relinquish the hold a bit. And another one knocks Gemini down to the ground.
Freddy Whoa: But he's landed on his feet. I think he's busted back open, though.
Zach Davis: Teddy untangles himself from the ladder and turns around as Gemini grabs him by the leg.
Freddy Whoa: He kicks Gemini off into the ropes. He looks like he's lining his opponent up…
Zach Davis: No way.
Freddy Whoa: BLAZING KNEE OFF THE LADDER!
Zach Davis: I think I've lost count on how many times Gemini has been hit with that knee.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy Blaze is beginning to climb the ladder. These two men have been beating each other to a pulp knowing that the other one will have to be completely out in order to win. Teddy must feel that he's got Gemini dazed enough to win this!
Zach Davis: He makes it to the top of the ladder and Gemini is way far away.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy has his hands on the crown. Gemini may be too late
Zach Davis: Gemini gets high enough on the opposite side of the ladder to deliver a strike to the midsection of Teddy…
Freddy Whoa: It's like Teddy doesn't even feel it. He wants that crown… he NEEDS THAT CROWN!
Zach Davis: Gemini delivers another blow to Teddy, and he's reeling!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: Both men are on the ground. A double head butt nearly knocks them both out and they both take the 15 foot plunge from the top of the ladder to the ground.
Freddy Whoa: And now we're left with a mass of humanity in the ring surrounding a steel ladder underneath a crown and no one left to climb it. The referee may have to call this one.
Howard Stern: Fuck this shit. I'm going for it.
Zach Davis: What is he doing?
Freddy Whoa: Howard Stern has left our table and is headed into the ring.
Howard Stern: I AM THE ONLY KING OF ALL MEDIA!
Freddy Whoa: He's climbing up the ladder!
Zach Davis: He's surprisingly spry for an older gentleman.
Freddy Whoa: This doesn't seem like a good idea. Gemini and Teddy are both starting to stir.
Zach Davis: Gemini is looking up and has a confused look on his face. Meanwhile Teddy is pulling himself up on the apron.
Freddy Whoa: Battle gets to the ladder and starts shaking it. Howard is looking down and shouting at the former World Champ.
Zach Davis: Gemini is ignoring him and climbing up behind him. Howard is desperately trying to reach the crown, but now realizes that it doesn’t matter what he does… he's fucked!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini's got him in a reverse headlock. Howard Stern's matted black wig falls to the ground and Gemini leaps down with his head in his hand… GOD'S PARADOX!
Zach Davis: HABANERO HIGH DIVE!
Freddy Whoa: As Gemini landed Teddy landed a perfectly timed Habanero High Dive on top of Howard Stern… he may be dead!
Zach Davis: Or at least horribly injured hopefully.
Freddy Whoa: The medics are dragging Howard Stern out of the ring. He was supposed to do a big presentation to the new King of All Media… I guess THAT’S not gonna happen anymore…
Zach Davis: Gemini and Teddy look at each other and it seems that this unlikely alliance has come to a close. They both look at the ladder and at the crown and they both climb up opposite sides.
Freddy Whoa: Now they both are standing atop the ladder exchanging blows. The match seems to be ending just like it started, with two war-torn warriors standing atop a 15 foot steel structure reaching for a crown that will give them the respect of the entire locker from and the entire WCF Galaxy for years to come.
Zach Davis: I think both men have earned our respect tonight. I never thought that I'd see a match go like this for so long. These two men have been at it for nearly an hour, and they STILL have to compete in War after the World Title Match.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy Delivers a punch.
Zach Davis: Gemini delivers a punch…
Freddy Whoa: Teddy drops down a step and Gemini takes another step up. The crown is his…
Zach Davis: Teddy sees the dilemma and takes a step up and punches Gemini in the gut. He takes another step up.
Freddy Whoa: Teddy puts Gemini in a headlock…
Zach Davis: Gemini reciprocates. Both men have each other in headlocks and are precariously perched atop the ladder.
Freddy Whoa: They're trying to push the other off. If one of them can achieve this they will certainly win.
Zach Davis: Teddy's the first one with a surge of adrenaline. He hits Gemini Battle with a vicious series of forearms, one after another after another after another, he won't stop.
Freddy Whoa: GEMINI CRASHES TO THE GROUND! Teddy reaches....
Zach Davis: TEDDY BLAZE WINS IT! TEDDY BLAZE IS THE KING OF ALL MEDIA!
Freddy Whoa: The fans boo as Blaze climbs down, ecstatic at his victory. He had the deck stacked the whole time, Zach. From the very first fall.
Zach Davis: That said, you have to question if it was a matter of focus. Gemini Battle wants to win War. I'm sure Teddy does too, but Gemini Battle is a former Champion, and this is for a chance to get his rematch against Thomas Uriel Bates.
Freddy Whoa: ....That is, if Bates can survive tonight's deathmatch. Let's take a brief break.
World Title Match
Corey Black vs Thomas Uriel Bates
Zach Davis: Break over! And now, for the first time in War history, the WCF World Title will be defended in a deathmatch.
Freddy Whoa: We've seen Corey Black and Thomas Uriel Bates go to war before, no pun intended, but never one on one... and never with the World Title on the line!, that's for sure.
Zach Davis: Corey Black got here by virtue of winning the first ever WCF King of the Deathmatch tournament. Corey has seen it all, done and all, but that tournament proved that he can still be as hungry and as vicious as anyone in WCF. Thomas Uriel Bates is up against Corey in Corey's home turf.
Freddy Whoa: Last year, we saw Dune and Flash fight until the World Title was vacated. To have it happen two years in a row would be insane, but...
Zach Davis: The lights are out. No more talking. The Way of the Vikings is playing, and here comes Corey Black.
Freddy Whoa: He's all business tonight, you can see it on his face. Nikki Venus isn't out here due to the danger involved. Corey walks confidently to the ring, sliding in and taking off his vest.
Zach Davis: The ring is surrounded by various deathmatch-y items. A trash can full of light tubes, a barbed wire board, some glass panes...
Freddy Whoa: Midnight Rider is playing now, and it is time for the Champ. Out walks Thomas Uriel Bates, wearing a WCF T-shirt and holding the WCF Title over his shoulder.
Zach Davis: Bates stands on the stage, staring into the ring at Corey Black. 2016 has been one of the most tumultuous years for the WCF World Title, having switched hands more times than any year in recent memory. Either that is going to keep Bates focused or it is going to give Corey an edge.
Freddy Whoa: Bates steps up onto the apron, never taking his eyes off Corey, and he steps inside. He raises his belt up in the air before handing it off to the ringside attendant. He then takes off his WCF shirt and holds THAT up in the air too.
Zach Davis: Bates tosses the shirt into the audience and here.. we.. go.
Freddy Whoa: Neither man makes the first move. Bates could try and rush in with his strength, Corey with his speed, but I think they both know that would open themselves up to making a mistake. Instead, they circle, approaching each other slowly.
Zach Davis: Bates reaches his arm in the air, taunting Corey with his height. Corey glares before going to kick Bates - but Bates knows how this spot goes and is able to grab Corey's leg before the kick lands. Bates flips Corey and Corey lands on his feet.
Freddy Whoa: Bates hits a right forearm smash right to Corey's face, sending him rocking. Bates follows up with another, then another. Bates sends Corey into a corner and then runs at him.
Zach Davis: Corey gets the boot up!
Freddy Whoa: Bates had THAT scouted too, and once again grabs Corey's leg. This time Corey is able to snap off a quick Enziguri!
Zach Davis: No matter if you're five foot seven or seven foot five, a kick to the head hurts you all the same; Bates stumbles back. Corey jumps up onto the top and hits a Moonsault onto the standing Bates, into a pin!
Freddy Whoa: One!, two!, no - kickout from the Champ.
Zach Davis: Corey runs to the ropes and then hits a Dropkick to Bates' head as Bates was crawling up. Bates rolls out of the ring... high risk incoming!
Freddy Whoa: TOPE CON SUICIDA! Ma-ma mia!
Zach Davis: Corey gets back up quickly, knowing he has little time to act before this mountain of a man starts getting back up. Corey grabs the closest chair and throws it right at Bates' head.
Freddy Whoa: ...Then he grabs the second nearest chair and does it again. And third nearest chair. Barrage after barrage of chairs to Bates' head!
Zach Davis: Bates is suitably dazed, giving Corey SOME time to set something up. But what does he have planned?
Freddy Whoa: With Bates laying on the floor, Corey positions one of the glass panes on the ring apron and the guardrail. What the.... Now he has a chair... He's going to smash the chair into the glass and bring it down onto Bates!
Zach Davis: He raises the chair up.... BAM! GLASS SHATTERS EVERYWHERE!
Freddy Whoa: Bates rolls out of the way in the nick of time!, just barely escaping the chair and the glass. Bates swiftly grabs the largest shard possible and slashes Corey in the Achilles heel.
Zach Davis: NOPE, Corey hops over the glass, just barely avoiding permanent harm. He lands on the apron but Bates is up, positioning himself with his back against the apron, getting Corey into the Powerbomb position.
Freddy Whoa: BATES POWERBOMBS COREY INTO THE GLASS SHARDS! Bates quickly lifts Corey up and slides him back into the ring before pinning him.
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, kickout by Corey. This is a man that went through FIVE NIGHTS IN A ROW of this kind of action and then won the finals two days later.
Zach Davis: Bates lifts Corey up and Corey, of course, has several wounds from which he is now bleeding. He throws Corey to the ropes and as Corey comes back he hits an Olympic Slam!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Corey reverses that with an Arm Drag. Bates gets to his feet and Corey Springboards and drops him with a DDT!
Zach Davis: Corey rolls out of the ring on the opposite side now, grabbing the barbed wire board. He slides that into the ring before leaning it against a corner.
Freddy Whoa: Bates stumbles to his feet and Corey taunts him. Bates runs towards Corey and Corey leapfrogs over him. Luckily, Bates stops himself directly before hitting the barbed wire board.
Zach Davis: Corey Dropkicks Bates into the board! Bates hits it front first, and it doesn't break. He turns, and Corey runs at him again and this time hits a Yakuza Kick!, this time smashing Bates THROUGH the board!
Freddy Whoa: Bates goes down but begins to fight back up. Corey runs at him.
Zach Davis: BOMA YE KNEE! COREY WITH THE PIN!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: Bates powers out again! Corey quickly gets up and quickly does an elbow drop, most dangerous elbow in wrestling!, right to Bates' head. He then grabs some of the barbed wire from the board and digs it into Bates' face... CROSSFACE APPLIED!
Freddy Whoa: Bates yells out in pain as Corey pulls back! Dear God...
Zach Davis: Bates is able to reach one arm out and grab a kendo stick from a trashcan on the outside. He then begins hitting Corey in the head with it!
Freddy Whoa: Eventually Corey is forced to let go. Bates quickly gets to his feet and Corey runs at him - Bates lifts Corey up... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!
Zach Davis: Bates grabs the two broken pieces of barbed wire board, which are still connected via the barbed wire - he positions them so that one half is facing forward, the other half is on his back, both halves with barbed wire facing out - and wraps himself with the last bit of barbed wire a few times so they stay in place.
Freddy Whoa: He's just created barbed wire armor for himself. In that time, Corey has gotten to his feet - but Bates runs at him and simply smashes his giant body into The Avenger, and that's enough to send him right back down.
Zach Davis: Bates throws Corey to the ropes and lifts him as he comes back, into the Military Press - he wastes no time with bench presses, HE HITS THE MEMPHIS GIANT SLAM!
Freddy Whoa: Bates runs to the ropes... RUNNING SENTON! WOW! Barbed wire board crashes once again into Corey! Now Bates goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: One. Two.
Freddy Whoa: Corey kicks out! Jesus.
Zach Davis: Bates slaps the mat with some frustration. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a light tube, tosses it into the ring. Then another, then another, then another.
Freddy Whoa: The ring is cluttered with light tubes.... Bates rolls back in. Corey was fast and already has one of the tubes, he swings it at Bates!
Zach Davis: The tube crashes into Bates' "armor". Bates shoves Corey away and grabs a light tube of his own before smashing it over Corey's head.
Freddy Whoa: Corey goes down, and now blood is running down his face as well as his body. Looking down at the barbed wire board wrapped around him, Bates grabs another light tube... and purposely breaks it against his board. His barbed wire board armor is now riddled with light tube shards.
Zach Davis: Corey is getting back up and Bates grabs him - HE PUTS HIM IN A BEARGHUG!
Freddy Whoa: Good lord.... Bates squeezes the life out of Corey, squeezing his already cut up body into the barbed wire and light tube shards.... This doesn't happen often but Corey yells out in pain.
Zach Davis: Corey isn't going to give up and Bates knows it. He tosses Corey off, into the ropes, and puts him into the Full Nelson. THE BADGE!
Freddy Whoa: As Bates lifts Corey, Corey flips over and lands behind Bates! He hits a Roaring Elbow to the back of Bates' head!
Zach Davis: Bates turns, Corey bounces against the ropes - BATES' BOOT!
Freddy Whoa: COREY HIT BATES WITH THE BATES' BOOT!
Zach Davis: COREY DROPS DOWN AND PINS BATES! WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!
Freddy Whoa: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Freddy Whoa: NO! BATES KICKS OUT! Corey is obviously upset. He's been perfecting that boot all month.
Zach Davis: He goes back on the attack, hitting Bates with a series of strikes to the head. But Bates, angry at being hit with his own move, begins fighting his way to his feet. Corey can't stop him.
Freddy Whoa: Corey runs at Bates yet again but Bates grabs him by the throat and hits a Snap Choke Toss Suplex!
Zach Davis: Bates rips off his barbed wire armor before kicking it out of the ring and measuring Corey as he gets back up....
Freddy Whoa: BATES' BOOT!
Zach Davis: COREY DUCKS IT! He locks Bates in an Abdominal Stretch-
Freddy Whoa: FOR VICTORY OR DEATH!
Zach Davis: Corey takes Bates down and starts elbowing him in the head! Over! And over! And over! And over!
Freddy Whoa: Guys.... Bates is out.
Zach Davis: After several moments, Corey releases the hold and rolls away. The fans are in a hushed silence. We... we've got a new Champion.
Freddy Whoa: The referee raises Bates' hand once. It drops.
Zach Davis: And again.... and again, it drops.
Freddy Whoa: He raises it one more time.
Zach Davis: THOMAS URIEL BATES IS ALIVE!
Freddy Whoa: Corey doesn't wait - he runs at Bates and hits a Sliding Clothesline. He then applies a front facelock and front flips over Bates... hitting a flipping DDT!
Zach Davis: Before Corey can go for a pin, Bates rolls out of the ring. Not trying to play it risky at this point, Corey rolls out with him and grabs a chair.
Freddy Whoa: Corey tosses the chair at Bates, Bates catches it. He has it scouted - he ducks away from the Van Daminator and then smashes Corey in the face with it!
Zach Davis: Corey runs at Bates and Bates catches him and hits a Spinebuster that spikes Corey into the turnbuckle. Fuuuuuuuck.
Freddy Whoa: Bates picks Corey up and rolls him into the ring. He rolls in after him and goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: One.. Two..
Freddy Whoa: Corey gets the shoulder up!
Zach Davis: Bates waits for Corey to work his way to his feet.... He's up, he's dizzy, he turns around....
Freddy Whoa: ANOTHER BATES' BOOT!
Zach Davis: NO!, Corey ducks it and runs towards the ropes, Springboards-
Freddy Whoa: SPRINGBOARD BATES' BOOT! COREY WITH THE PIN!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: BATES POWERS OUT ONCE MORE!
Zach Davis: Corey rolls out of the ring and pulls a table out from under the ring. Wait - no - not just any table... it is wrapped in barbed wire. Should've known.
Freddy Whoa: The last few light tubes, Corey slides them in too.... and one last glass pane.
Zach Davis: This match is going to be over very, very soon.
Freddy Whoa: Corey pulls a small container that surely contains lighter fluid and throws that in as well.
Zach Davis: Corey sees that Bates is getting back to his feet and instead of getting back in the ring immediately, he sprints around until he's behind Bates and trips him up from behind. Bates hits the mat again as Corey gets on the apron. Springboards!
Freddy Whoa: Knee to Bates' face! Bates doesn't go down... Another Roaring Elbow! Bates hits the mat!
Zach Davis: Corey quickly sets up the table before grabbing his light tubes and placing them on top of the barbed wire. And, finally, the last glass pane is placed on top of the light tubes.
Freddy Whoa: Corey pours all of the lighter fluid onto the.... glass? But.. what? It goes all over the glass and into the light tubes and the table and really .. all over everything. What is even happening?
Zach Davis: Corey's last weapon; he pulls out some matches, strikes them.. and tosses the match.
Freddy Whoa: EVERYTHING IS ABLAZE.
Zach Davis: Thomas Uriel Bates stumbles towards Corey.... HE LIFTS HIM UP. MJOLNIR'S WRATH. HOW IN THE FUCK!?
Freddy Whoa: HE CAN'T GET HIM UP! Bates lands behind Corey and locks him in the Full Nelson-
Zach Davis: THE BADGE ONTO THE FLAMING MONSTROSITY OF A TABLE!
Freddy Whoa: NO! COREY GRABS BATES' HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN AND DDTS HIM INTO THE TABLE!
Zach Davis: Glass, light tubes, and wood splinters go everywhere as Corey drills Bates' head through the fire and the flames!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA.
Zach Davis: Corey pulls Bates out of that mess and pins him.
Freddy Whoa: One.
Zach Davis: Two.
Freddy Whoa: ...Three.
Zach Davis: ....Corey Black has done it.
Freddy Whoa: WCF staff have quickly put the fire out, and EMTs are checking on Corey Black and Thomas Uriel Bates both. I, uh... This is.. quite a shocker. I don't know what to say.
Zach Davis: Why is it a shocker? Corey Black did what no one thought he could do - he went through the King of the Deathmatch tournament UNDEFEATED. He's a founding member of this company. Thomas Uriel Bates talks about being WCF through and through, but Corey Black has done more to keep WCF afloat than anyone in history - he brought it back from the brink of destruction either on camera or off several times.
Freddy Whoa: He's a world class athlete through and through. This just goes to show you never know what to expect in War. This has been such an unpredictable year... and I have a feeling it is only going to get more unpredictable from here.
Zach Davis: Until next year, WCF can finally put this deathmatch shit behind us. No one else needs to go through this brutality. It's over.
Freddy Whoa: Corey is up, and he's handed the WCF World Title. He looks down at it for several moments.. Who knows what is going on in his mind? He last held this belt in February of 2012, defeating Odin Balfore for it before losing it to Jonny Fly.
Zach Davis: Thomas Uriel Bates stumbles to his feet - he's gone through hell as well. He stares at Corey... Corey notices him and stares back.
Freddy Whoa: Bates extends his hand. If Thomas Uriel Bates stands for one thing, it is respect.
Zach Davis: Corey, ever so briefly, accepts the handshake and nods. Bates drops down and rolls out of the ring, leaving Corey's music to play and letting Corey celebrate - as much as he can, being so beat up.
Freddy Whoa: Corey Black, as always, remained loyal to the WCF when he could have gone. Thomas Uriel Bates returned to the fray and helped grow WCF back from what could have been destruction. And now, everything these two men built, bled for, nearly died for.... Who knows what happens after tonight?
Zach Davis: Let's take a quick break. The staff needs to clean up the ring.
Freddy Whoa: If we must.
Zach Davis: A few moments ago, Freddy, you asked what happens after tonight, after everything we've built, what will the landscape of WCF be after War? Well, it is time to find out.
Freddy Whoa: War XV has reached the main event, what everyone has been waiting for.... the War match itself. Seth Lerch has confirmed that this will be a FIFTY MAN match. All competing for the main event of One.
Zach Davis: If there is one constant in WCF, it is change. There is a saying that cream rises to the crop. In WCF, that isn't quite true exactly - the cream rises, it falls, it disappears, it comes back... rinse and repeat.... until an event like War, where someone can truly cement their legacy.
Freddy Whoa: Only twelve men have ever won War. Of those twelve men, only Jeff Purse and Jay Omega compete tonight.
Zach Davis: Speaking of Jay Omega, he is last year's winner. His moment was mired in controversy as it involved Jay Price turning on him to join Torture. Neither Jay Price or Torture are scheduled to be here tonight, thank God. What a dark day for WCF last year was.
Freddy Whoa: That doesn't mean we won't have shenanigans here tonight. The Stable Wars of old have come and gone, but at Slam, we saw the strenghtening of The Brotherhood. Kevin Bishop, already the People's Champion... Psychopomp pinned Thomas Uriel Bates, our World Champion.. and Damian Kaine and Dion Necurat joined their ranks. This stable may be rising very quickly.
Zach Davis: This match features the much awaited returns of quite a few stars. FPV, Sarah Twilight, Odin Balfore Joey Flash.... and more... all return tonight. These personalities returning in the same match!?
Freddy Whoa: This is as unpredictable a War as ever. The Brotherhood rising, Zero Tolerance dominating, returning stars, heated feuds, Champions, and a billion factors in between. Enough talk. Let's get started.
Zach Davis: As we know, Henry Spearman has been forced to enter first due to his match against Mikey eXtreme at Revenge. Mikey, of course, will be entering last.
Freddy Whoa: Headstrong by Trapt is playing!, and here comes Spearman!, the man formerly known as Neforian. We talked about WCF's troubles, and no one kept WCF afloat just like Neforian and his Television Title reign.
Zach Davis: That said, with so many people in this match....... We often call this the Royal Rumble of WCF, but this is well over thirty men. Hell, this is over FORTY men. And eliminations are by pinfall and submission only. What chance does someone entering at number one have?
Freddy Whoa: Part of that is who enters next. Who does Spearman have to compete against first?
Zach Davis: DAMIAN KAINE! Bad Company covered by Five Finger Death Punch is playing and here comes Damian Kaine, newest recruit to The Brotherhood, and he's just sprinted to the ring. HERE WE GO!
Freddy Whoa: Henry Spearman and Damian Kaine entering at number one and two!, trading blows, stiff rights and lefts! These men know that they have a ways to go at winning this and they've got to give it their all!
Zach Davis: Henry Spearman gets the early advantage and throws Damian Kaine to the ropes. Kaine comes back and gets a Bodyslam by Spearman!, followed by a Leg Drop! Pin!
Freddy Whoa: One! Two! No!, kickout by Kaine. I can promise you this is the only time tonight one announcer will announce an entire pinfall attempt without a dramatic pause and the next announcer continuing it.
Zach Davis: The next wrestler will come in in about a minute thirty seconds but Henry Spearman is giving it his all. He has Kaine up and is running at him, going for a Knee Lift.
Freddy Whoa: No!, Kaine shoves him away. PELE KICK FROM KAINE! Pin attempt!
Zach Davis: One, two... another kickout.
Freddy Whoa: Wait, Zach! We were supposed to do the whole drama thing! But the match is still early.
Zach Davis: With at least forty five confirmed entrants, this match will go ninety minutes at a minimum. You have to find a balance between hitting high impact moves and elimination your enemies and being conservative and maintaining your energy.
Freddy Whoa: That said, sometimes you've gotta throw caution to the wind which is what Kaine is doing - he just hit a Running Crossbody to Spearman and took him down. Springboard....
Zach Davis: Into a Guillotine Legdrop! But the clock is ticking and it is time for our next entrant in three, two, one...
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Joe Smarts! The Australian slides in and goes toe to toe with Damian Kaine.
Zach Davis: Kaine kicks him right in the gut and DDTs him. Pin attempt now! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: Kickout! There you go, that's the kinda drama we have to work, Zach! Smarts kicked out.
Zach Davis: He is relatively new to WCF but captured some hearts and minds, this is the kind of guy I can see giving Kevin Bishop a run for his money in the People's Title division... If he doesn't manage to win here tonight. You never know!
Freddy Whoa: If he wants to deal with the leader of the Brotherhood he has to deal with Damian Kaine first. Kaine picks Smarts up and whips him to the ropes.
Zach Davis: No!, Smarts reverses that and sends Kaine into the ropes instead. As Kaine comes back Smarts executes a Flying Headscissors!
Freddy Whoa: This sends Damian Kaine into the waiting arms of Henry Spearman, who Powerbombs him straight into the mat! PIN ATTEMPT!
Zach Davis: That's one of his trademark moves! ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Kaine escapes it!
Zach Davis: We didn't get to talk about it much yet, but The Brotherhood leads in the numbers game, which CAN end up very important in a match like this. Zero Tolerance has an edge too, but if Kaine can stick with it for a while, he can really aid Kevin Bishop and company.
Freddy Whoa: Damian Kaine rolls out as we are ready for our next entrance.
Zach Davis: Next up is Alex Winterz!
Freddy Whoa: Alex Winterz hits the ring and Clotheslines down Henry Spearman, then Smarts. Spearman is up and runs right into an Arm Drag before Winterz hits Smarts with a Running Vertical Suplex!
Zach Davis: In retrospect, only huge names have won War, but no one expected Jay Omega last year. You really never know. This could be Alex Winterz's year.
Freddy Whoa: Spearman stumbles to his feet and walks right into a T-Bone Suplex from Winterz. Instead of hitting the turnbuckle Spearman is able to roll out, leaving only Winterz and Smarts in the ring. The two circle each other.
Zach Davis: The crowd here in New York is chanting WE HATE WINTERZ! I think they just don't want summer to be over. Let's hope Frosty the Snowman doesn't return for War. You remember he was a thing here, right?
Freddy Whoa: I don't think I was around yet. Anyway, Smarts and Winterz tie up and Smarts gets the upper hand. Smarts throws Winterz to the ropes and then hits a Running Elbow, knocking him down. Smarts then hits an Elbow Drop. As he does, we count down, three, two, one....
Zach Davis: Former World Champion.... And a man determined to win this match.
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES GEMINI BATTLE!
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle enters at number five! Holy shit. He hits the ring and Clotheslines down Alex Winterz. He clotheslines down Joe Smarts. Damian Kaine is back in the ring and he's Clotheslined down too. Gemini Battle is on fire!
Freddy Whoa: VERY unlucky for him to enter this early after going through the Media Hell match. He's got to be cranky he wasn't able to beat Teddy, too.
Zach Davis: He's still got his Television Title, though, and THIS is the main event. This is what is on Gemini Battle's radar.
Freddy Whoa: Spearman starts hitting him with a few forearms from behind, but Battle elbows him away. Battle hits him with a Dropkick before Spearman gets back up. Battle hits a Knife Edge Chop, causing the crowd to WHOO!
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle executes a Snapmare Suplex on Damian Kaine before floating over and pinning him.
Freddy Whoa: One, two... No, there's the kickout.
Zach Davis: No one has ever entered at number one, nor two, and won, Freddy. I'd say no one has entered at five and won either but I'm too lazy to research that. Someone fact correct me like I'm a politician, please.
Freddy Whoa: That said, no one has entered quite like Gemini Battle. He may have lost his belt to Thomas Uriel Bates, but he didn't get any kind of rematch. He went on to win the Television Title and compete tonight in the King of All Media match.
Zach Davis: Damian Kaine is back in the ring and he low blows Gemini Battle from behind.
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Gemini Battle leaps to avoid the low blow! He's been a bad guy, he knows all the tricks!
Zach Davis: He lands and grabs Kaine's arm and applies an Arm Bar! Great reversal there!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, no tapping now, big kick to Gemini's face from Henry Spearman as we're ready for our next entrant. Was it wise to stop a possible elimination?
Zach Davis: Uh... well, uh, hey. Speaking of former War winners.
Freddy Whoa: Were we speaking of that? HERE COMES JAY OMEGA!
Zach Davis: ONE OF THE ONLY TWO WAR WINNERS IN THIS MATCH! He slides in and Henry Spearman rushes him.
Freddy Whoa: SPINEBUSTER!, Spinebuster to Henry Spearman!
Zach Davis: Two weeks ago we DID NOT know that Jay Omega was going to be in this match. We barely knew Joey Flash was going to be in this match! And he enters this early!
Freddy Whoa: He's LAST YEAR'S WINNER!, no one has done it two years in a row. Could you imagine if Jay Omega pulled it off!?
Zach Davis: Battle is in the ring and angrily rushes Omega, hitting him with several punches, catching Omega off guard.
Freddy Whoa: This is the first time this is coming into play. We have three distinct groups: the WCF old guard, the WCF new blood, and the WCF returning stars. Gemini Battle can be considered the old guard, and he's up against a returning star here.
Zach Davis: Jay Omega is fresh. He blocks some punches and hits his own, sending Battle reeling. He pushes Battle into the corner and then runs at him... STINGER SPLASH!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle stumbles out of the corner and Omega throws him over the top. Winterz runs into a Spinning Heel Kick before Smarts gets hit with another Spinning Heel Kick!
Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant. Who can top Jay Omega?
Freddy Whoa: How about El Fuego Del Eterno Infierno Silencioso? If we have to say his full name this show will never end!
Zach Davis: El Fuego rushes the ring and goes toe to toe with Winterz. The two men begin brawling. Wait, guys, don't turn around!
Freddy Whoa: Damian Kaine Springboards in and hits both men with a Clothesline! Fuego rolls out as Winterz stumbles up, Kaine measures him....
Zach Davis: GUNPOWER TREASON SUPERKICK! Into the pin attempt! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: Let's call it spring because Winterz is over!, we've got our first elimination of the night! Sorry for the bad joke.
Zach Davis: Kaine gets up and the newest member of the Brotherhood is tackled by Jay Omega. Omega hits him with a series of punches before rolling off and telling Kaine to bring it. The former Pantheon member executes a Snap Armdrag and then an Armbar.
Freddy Whoa: Outside the ring, Henry Spearman brawls with Joe Smarts. Smarts has actually gotten the upper hand and has Spearman pressed into the guardrail, hitting a flurry of strikes. Smarts then executes a Vertical Suplex onto the ring apron, which is The Hardest Part of the Ring!
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle back in the ring now and he grapples Omega from behind. He goes for a Reverse DDT but Omega elbows his way out of it, Omega rushes Battle and Spears him down. Omega pins Gemini Battle!
Freddy Whoa: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Kickout by Gemini Battle. Dear God, this is so early in the match and we already have Jay Omega trying to pin Gemini Battle. This is incredible.
Freddy Whoa: We've got our next entrant in three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Dion Necurat enters the ring! Dion immediately goes to attack Jay Omega, pounding him from behind - no jokes, come on, you know what I mean - he hits him with a bunch of strikes to his back.
Freddy Whoa: Dion Necurat picks Omega up and throws him to the ropes before hitting a Hip Toss. Omega is upright and Necurat follows up with a Dropkick! Necurat with the pin.
Zach Davis: One, two - no! Necurat transitions immediately into a Chinlock.
Freddy Whoa: Predictably, some fans are chanting for the returning star, and some for the upcomer. Dion Necurat is an interesting case study - the audience loves him, but he hasn't been as succesful here as he'd have liked.
Zach Davis: That kind of star is interesting in this match - firstly, eliminating someone like Jay Omega rushes you to the top of the card. Secondly, any kind of strong showing does wonders for you, either way. War is the ultimate proving ground.
Freddy Whoa: El Fuego plans for Ultimate Destruction as he kicks Dion Necurat and lifts him up and throws him into the corner. El Fuego smashes him into it with a Clothesline and Dion stumbles out and El Fuego hits a Powerbomb!
Zach Davis: Pin by El Fuego, one, two....
Freddy Whoa: NO!, kickout by Dion Necurat. Smarts now attacking El Fuego, as well as Henry Spearman, both of them lift him up and hit a Double Suplex.
Zach Davis: El Fuego gets back up though.. JUMPING SIDE KICK FROM JOE SMARTS!
Freddy Whoa: Smarts with the pin! One! Two!
Zach Davis: Three! El Fuego has been eliminated!
Freddy Whoa: Damian Kaine back in the ring! Kaine rolls up Smarts from behind! One! Two!
Zach Davis: No, kickout from Smarts. The two men get back to their feet. ANOTHER JUMPING SIDE KICK FROM SMARTS!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Damian Kane ducks that - and runs right into a Big Boot from Dion Necurat! Dion goes for the pin!
Zach Davis: One, two - another kickout! Smarts lifts Dion up and hits a Jawbreaker before hitting a Snapmare, runs and Springboards.... Dropkick to the spine!
Freddy Whoa: New entrant in three, two, one...
Zach Davis: Here comes Brian Paine. Paine enters the ring and Dion Necurat runs into a Superkick. Joe Smarts attacks him next and he ducks it before hitting a German Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: Spearman rushes Paine and Clotheslines him down. Paine gets back up and Spearman waits before running at him, Paine drops Spearman with a Powerslam!
Zach Davis: Into the pin. One, two, no! Kickout from Spearman.
Freddy Whoa: Henry Spearman versus Mikey eXtreme has been one of the top rivalries but if Spearman keeps taking moves like that I'm not sure if he'll be in this to the last entry. But you never know!
Zach Davis: Paine lifts Spearman up and tosses him out of the ring. Gemini Battle runs at Paine but Paine tosses him out too.
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Kaine - nope, tossed out by Paine. This guy thinks this really is a Royal Rumble.
Zach Davis: Well that or he's just clearing the ring. And doesn't want us to say Kaine and Paine too much since we'll fuck up. Now he's face to face with Dion Necurat - and the two are brawling.
Freddy Whoa: Dion Necurat gets the upper hand and grabs him by the throat.... CHOKESLAM!
Zach Davis: NO!, Chokeslam reversed into a Crossface by Paine!
Freddy Whoa: IS DION GOING TO TAP!?
Zach Davis: Not yet! Dion reverses into a pin, placing Paine's shoulders against the mat. One.. two..
Freddy Whoa: Kickout - just in time for our next entrant in three, two, one..
Zach Davis: Jaice Wilds rushes to the ring! We haven't seen much of this man yet - but we may now!
Freddy Whoa: Wilds waits for Paine to turn around and then runs at him and hits a Jumping Russian Legsweep.
Zach Davis: Wilds follows up with a Pele Kick to Henry Spearman. Then boom, a Pele Kick to Gemini Battle.
Freddy Whoa: Pele Kick to Damian Kaine! Now a pin on Kaine. One, two.
Zach Davis: Three!
Freddy Whoa: No, just kidding! Let's get that out of the way. That was just Zach overreacting - Kaine kicked out!
Zach Davis: I'm such a tease. Anyway, Wilds is lifted up by Necurat and he throws him to the ropes and executes a Flapjack.
Freddy Whoa: Necurat is spun around by Smarts - who hits a Northern Lights Suplex into a pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: NO! Another kickout!
Zach Davis: Jay Omega back in the ring and he runs down Smarts with a Clothesline. Omega then hits Spearman with a Clothesline out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Dropkick to Gemini Battle!, Battle is sent flying out. Another Clothesline to Damian Kaine.
Zach Davis: And another Dropkick, this time to both Paine and Wilds, one boot to each.
Freddy Whoa: Jay Omega standing tall. Former winner, but he hasn't been in WCF for a hot minute... who is gonna stop him?
Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant! Three, two, one....
Freddy Whoa: AWOOOOOOOO!
Zach Davis: Why did you do that? Here comes Cliff of Doom at any rate! AWOOOOing has nothing to do with him so I hope the crowd doesn't do that but here he is!
Freddy Whoa: Cliff of Doom enters the ring and Superkicks Omega down. He sees Gemini Battle coming and runs to the ropes, Handpsrings, and hits a back elbow.
Zach Davis: He does an extra flip and springboards again, this time hitting Damian Kaine! Cliff pins him! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: Kickout. Again!, you'll see a lot of pin attempts tonight - every attempt at an elimination is a smart one.
Zach Davis: There are so many things that go into War - perserverence, conditioning, in some respects you've gotta remember, you can enter at any point and if you put in the effort - the match may be yours.
Freddy Whoa: And sometimes if you do everything right, luck doesn't go your way. The ring is filling up - we've got nine stars in here now!
Zach Davis: Cliff ducks a Clothesline attempt by Smarts before sending him flying over the top. Next is a kick to the gut to Paine followed by a DDT. Next is another kick to the gut to Wilds followed by a Vertical Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Floatover pin attempt to Wilds... One, two... No! Wilds kicks out.
Zach Davis: Cliff of Doom gets to his feet and he's hit with a Spear from Gemini Battle! Battle goes to Spear Henry Spearman next but Spearman has it countered, sidestepping him. Battle keeps running and hits the ropes, hitting Spearman with a Dropkick as he comes back.
Freddy Whoa: Smarts is resting in the corner, Battle hits him with a Splash! Dion Necurat then gets a Spear from Battle! Looks like Gemini is clearing the ring.
Zach Davis: Indeed, we now have Spearman, Smarts, Cliff, Wilds and Necurat all hurt and resting outside the ring. Wait, there's Omega - he lifts Paine up and hits him with a stiff right hook, beginning to brawl.
Freddy Whoa: New entrant! Here we go!
Zach Davis: Here comes Jay West! He slides right in and goes toe to toe with Gemini Battle.
Freddy Whoa: Jay West tells Gemini to bring it so Gemini rushes him - no, West counters into a Powerslam!
Zach Davis: One! Two! WHAT AN UPSET!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Gemini Battle kicks out. Could you imagine Gemini Battle, former World Champion, getting eliminated like that?
Zach Davis: You never know! West lifts him up and grabs him... Sliced Bread #2!
Freddy Whoa: No, Battle tosses him off. West lands on his feet and Battle runs at him... SPEAR!
Zach Davis: He's a Spear machine!, and he's sent flying to the outside. Battle looks around and runs... Suicide Dive coming up!
Freddy Whoa: NO! He dives out the opposite end instead, landing on Jay Omega!
Zach Davis: Perhaps for the first time in War history... the ring is completely empty! Everyone is brawling on the outside!
Freddy Whoa: Battle has lifted Omega up and just chopped him against the guardrail. Jaice Wilds and Henry Spearman are trading blows, Necurat and Paine, and Cliff and Smarts are all going at it!
Zach Davis: And we're adding one more to the fray, three, two, one....
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Steven Singh! Singh hits the ring!
Zach Davis: And.... doesn't really do anything! He's just standing around watching everyone else brawl. Smart strategy, I suppose, but not exactly admirable.
Freddy Whoa: Henry Spearman goes to roll Jaice Wilds back into the ring, but Singh kicks Wilds out and then kicks Spearman away too. On the other side of the ring Cliff and Smarts are at the apron, but that is too close for Singh; he runs over and kicks them away as well.
Zach Davis: There are about four guys all clustered together, Singh points to them before gesturing to the crowd! He runs at them, going high risk!
Freddy Whoa: Naw. He just kicks outside the ropes a bit and kicks the heads of Omega, Kaine, Battle and Cliff, causing them to migrate a little farther away from the ring.
Zach Davis: He's waiting out the clock until the next entrant, and it seems like everyone is happy to let him do it since they're all embroiled in their personal wars on the outside.
Freddy Whoa: Damian Kaine charges Cliff - but Cliff hits a Back Bodydrop, sending him over the guardrail and right into the crowd! If someone is smart they'll brawl with Cliff up through the audience and brawl into a breakroom or something until the end of the match.
Zach Davis: Instead, Cliff pulls Kaine in and Suplexes him back over the guardrail and into the ringside area. Omega and Gemini are still brawling.
Freddy Whoa: And now it is time for someone to join Steven Singh in the ring. Who is it gonna be? Three, two, one....
Zach Davis: Lights out. Who is it gonna be?
Freddy Whoa: Lights back on.
Zach Davis: JOHNNY RABID IS HERE! JOHNNY RABID IN THE RING!
Freddy Whoa: The fans are on their feet. Who'd have thought we'd see this man back in a WCF ring ever again?
Zach Davis: Steven Singh wasn't expecting this, but it looks like he's ready! Steven Singh rushes the returning Johnny Rabid! HERE WE GO!
Freddy Whoa: Uh oh, looks like Singh has a charley horse? He falls to the mat and rolls out before he's even a foot away from Johnny Rabid. Rabid stands in the middle of the ring, alone, soaking in the reaction from the crowd.
Zach Davis: Needless to say, I'm not sure Singh is really hurting, he's made his way over to commentary to rest. Who is going to stand toe to toe with The Ripper?
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle enters the ring. He goes toe to toe with Rabid. Rabid simply grins, and the fans are, naturally, losing their shit.
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle is a different man now than when Rabid left. Gemini Battle has become a World Champion, an Ultimate Showdown winner.
Freddy Whoa: The two begin trading fists! Stiff rights and lefts, neither man giving an inch! The crowd is chanting for WCF! Emotions are running high!
Zach Davis: GEMINI BATTLE WITH THE UPPER HAND! Gemini Battle giving it everything he's got, sending Johnny Rabid reeling. Battle pushes Rabid into the ropes and whips him across the ring.
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Rabid reverses it and Battle is sent into the ropes instead. Gemini comes back - Exploder Suplex by Johnny Rabid!
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle stumbles to his feet and Rabid runs at him - Backstabber!
Freddy Whoa: NO! REVERSAL! Gemini Battle sends his body backwards, not allowing himself to fall, smashes Rabid's body into the turnbuckle. Rabid crumbles onto the mat. Gemini Battle hits the ropes, runs-
Zach Davis: JAY OMEGA BACK IN THE RING! Omega hits Gemini with a Scrapbuster Slam!
Freddy Whoa: Jay Omega looks down at Johnny Rabid. Two returning stars with two very different stories. But War makes strange bedfellows.
Zach Davis: Omega helps Rabid to his feet.
Freddy Whoa: OMEGA PULLS RABID IN! ANOTHER SCRAPBUSTER SLAM!
Zach Davis: Omega pins Johnny Rabid! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Rabid kicks out! Jay Omega standing tall!
Zach Davis: Jay West is back in the ring - HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A THUNDERCLAP FROM JAY OMEGA!
Freddy Whoa: Pin - no! Steven Singh pulls Omega out of the ring and quickly slides in, pinning West himself. One! Two!
Zach Davis: THREE! STEVEN SINGH STEALS THE ELIMINATION!
Freddy Whoa: Omega quickly gets back into the ring and runs at Singh, but Singh pulls the bottom rope down and sends Omega sailing out. Gemini Battle runs at him next but Singh catches him - Belly to Belly, sending Gemini Battle out!
Zach Davis: Steven Singh brushes off the cobwebs but he's once again the only man in the ring. Time for our next entry! Three, two, one...
Freddy Whoa: Koola hits the ring!
Zach Davis: Steven Singh locks him into the 15 Seconds of Fame as he charges in!
Freddy Whoa: Koola taps! He's gone! And wasn't that called the 15 MINUTES of Fame, Zach?
Zach Davis: Not in this case.
Freddy Whoa: Henry Spearman is in the ring! He runs at Singh!... nope, Singh pulls down the rope and sends Spearman flying out. Dion Necurat is next - he gets a low blow from Singh!
Zach Davis: Singh switches behind him and executes a German Suplex!, into the bridge pin! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, escaped by Dion, who rolls out of the ring. Wilds tries to enter but Singh hits a sliding Dropkick.
Zach Davis: This match has been controlled by Steven Singh since he entered, one way or another.
Freddy Whoa: Damian Kaine back in the ring, and he runs at Singh and hits him with a Crossbody! Singh was caught totally unaware!
Zach Davis: Kaine lifts Singh up and goes to kick him, but Singh grabs his foot and executes a Dragonscrew Legwhip. Kaine holds his leg and rolls out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: New entrant in three, two, one....
Zach Davis: Steven Singh has been doing well, but I think this next entrant will have zero tolerance for his actions.
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES JASON CASH!
Zach Davis: Jason Cash ducks a desparate Clothesline by Singh before hitting the ropes and taking Singh down with a Clothesline of his own! Singh gets back to his feet and stumbles into a boot by Cash.
Freddy Whoa: POWERBOMB! Cash with the pin!
Zach Davis: One, two... NO!, Singh manages to kick out.
Freddy Whoa: Cash goes to rush Singh - but he rolls out of the ring!, joining the same brawling fray he kept out of the ring before.
Zach Davis: Singh stumbles into a right hand by Henry Spearman. Then a shark left from Damian Kaine. Then a Dropkick from Dion Necurat! It seems like everyone has had enough of him!
Freddy Whoa: Singh once again seems to get a charley horse as he tries to limp up the ramp.
Zach Davis: NO!, Smarts grabs him and brings him back to ringside. Singh begins fighting back -
Freddy Whoa: TOPE CON HILO FROM JASON CASH! Where did he learn that!?!
Zach Davis: Cash lands on top of Smarts only as Singh escapes at the last second. Again, he begins limping up the ramp, seeking safety. But we're ready for our next entry.
Freddy Whoa: Three, two, one....
Zach Davis: FUTILE TO RESIST... THE WAR IS.. ALREADY WON! HERE COMES WAR BALFORE!
Freddy Whoa: You've got to think that now that Corey Black is the World Champion, that's going to add to Odin's motivation! Odin Balfore runs out from the back and Big Boots Steven Singh right in his face! Odin doesn't stop and slides right into the ring!, raising his arms up for the crowd and challenging all.
Zach Davis: Well - he's got it. In slides Johnny Rabid.
Freddy Whoa: Odin Balfore impressed all of us with his showing at the WCF King of the Deathmatch tournament! But Johnny Rabid has something to prove, tonight is his big return. In a night full of big returns.
Zach Davis: What are you talking about? Everyone in this match has something to prove! That they're ready to go to One and compete for the World Title!
Freddy Whoa: Either way - Odin and Rabid are brawling. A lot of brawling in such an unpredictable match as this - not a lot of time to set up fancy moves or anything like that.
Zach Davis: Odin Balfore, the powerhouse, gets the upper hand. He shoves Rabid into the corner and elbows him once, twice, thrice. Rabid stumbles out of the corner...
Freddy Whoa: Headbutt from Odin, sending him down. Rabid gets back up... Odin throws him to the ropes... Sidewalk Slam into the pin!
Zach Davis: One... two....
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Rabid gets the shoulder up.
Zach Davis: Rabid rolls away and Odin once again invites anyone to get into the ring with him. This time - he gets a bunch of answers!
Freddy Whoa: Paine, Wilds, and Necurat all enter the ring and tackle Odin down! Kaine, Smarts and Spearman enter next, attacking those three - we're back to an all out, uh.. war!
Zach Davis: This leaves Cliff brawling with Omega outside as Rabid recovers. Cash and Singh are now brawling as well! And wait - HENRY SPEARMAN DIVES OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE ONTO BOTH OF THEM!
Freddy Whoa: Three! Two! One!
Zach Davis: El Hombre Bionico... Gonzo.. Deuce Murdock.. Whatever you call him, here he comes!
Freddy Whoa: El Hombre Bionico slides in and Clotheslines down Paige. Then Wilds. Then Necurat. Then Kaine. Then Smarts. Then Spearman.
Zach Davis: It's a Clothesline Party!
Freddy Whoa: We've got fourteen guys in the match, with only four eliminations so far. Can it get any crazier?
Zach Davis: Gonzo runs at the entering Jay Omega and hits him with a Bicycle Kick. He hits a series of Muay Thai Shin Kicks to Gemini Battle now before dropping him with a Short Arm Clothesline.
Freddy Whoa: Gonzo rolled up from behind by Steven Singh! One! Two!
Zach Davis: NO!, Gonzo kicks out. Both men get to their feet and Gonzo takes Singh down with a Running Knee. Until he's met with a Surtr's Revenge from Odin Balfore.
Freddy Whoa: DAMN! And another Surtru's Revenge, this time as Brian Paine runs towards him. Odin drops and pins him.
Zach Davis: ONE... TWO...
Freddy Whoa: Three! Odin with-
Zach Davis: ANOTHER SURTR'S REVENGE!, to Jaice Wilds! Odin pins him now!
Freddy Whoa: ONE.. TWO!..
Zach Davis: THREE ANOTHER SURTR'S REVENGE! THIS TIME TO HENRY SPEARMAN!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Spearman ducked it.... he hits the ropes and runs at Odin... SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES!
Zach Davis: He entered at NUMBER ONE, Freddy!, and he's still going strong!
Freddy Whoa: Who else will be going strong? Three, two, one...
Zach Davis: HE. CAN'T. STOP.
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES STEVE ORBIT!
Zach Davis: Steve Orbit slides into the ring! LISTEN TO THESE FANS!
Freddy Whoa: Save the drama for your mother, because Steve Orbit is the best WCF has to offer. I'm not even talking about wrestling - I'm just talking about the selection of women he offers. But wrestling too.
Zach Davis: The former Pantheon member goes toe to toe with Odin Balfore. Oh man. They're both talking shit to each other. This is incredible. Odin Balfore was Steve Orbit's very first big feud, all those years ago.
Freddy Whoa: Odin Balfore fires off a Big Boot, Orbit ducks, what did he expect-
Zach Davis: PIMP SLAP TO ODIN BALFORE!
Freddy Whoa: Odin won't go down! Orbit drops him with a Jawbreaker before hitting a Standing Dropkick, sending Odin topping over the top rope to the floor.
Zach Davis: Orbit gets up - and taken down by a Double Clothesline from Dion Necurat and Damian Kaine. Looks like The Brotherhood has aligned!
Freddy Whoa: These are the two newest members, joining Kevin Bishop and Psychopomp who have yet to appear. They turn their sights on Henry Spearman and start stomping away at him.
Zach Davis: Spearman has been in this match since the very beginning. So has Damian, but this is a two one one scenario. Kaine and Dion kick mercilessly at Spearman before lifting him to his feet.
Freddy Whoa: The two men trip him up, one with each leg, before performing a Wishbone Split. There is a comical cash register sound just like in the N64 wrestling games as they complete the move.
Zach Davis: Spearman yells out in pain before they lift him up again and Kaine hits a Bodyslam into a Backstabber from Dion.
Freddy Whoa: New entrant in three! Two! One!
Zach Davis: HERE COMES JORDAN CISERANO!
Freddy Whoa: Ever since he beat Brent Alpine he's been on a hell of a streak here in the WCF! Could tonight be his night!?
Zach Davis: Ciserano slides in and tackles down Cliff of Doom, who didn't see it coming. Ciserano hits a series of punches before rolling off. Cliff gets back to his feet and gets a knife edge chop for his trouble before Ciserano drops him with a Twist of Fate!
Freddy Whoa: Ciserano gets back to his feet - BOOM!, Linked Clothesline from Kaine and Dion, taking him out of the ring. They turn their attention back to Henry Spearman. Kaine lifts Spearman up and throws him to Necurat.
Zach Davis: Necurat hits a STO Backbreaker. Kaine climbs to the top.
Freddy Whoa: 450 SPLASH! KAINE HITS IT!
Zach Davis: Before Kaine can pin, Steven Singh pulls him away. What the hell? Singh hits a Drop Toehold on Dion, causing Dion to hit a kind of Falling Headbutt onto Spearman. Both Brotherhoold members roll out as Singh pulls Spearman in.
Freddy Whoa: FISHERMAN'S HOOK BRAINBUSTER. Singh pins Spearman!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! HE GOT HIM!
Zach Davis: Wait, both Dion Necurat and Damian Kaine are back in the ring. They Clothesline Singh down, angrily, and begin stomping at him.
Freddy Whoa: Steven Singh now leads in eliminations with three each, though I'm pretty sure he stole each of them!
Zach Davis: New entry in three, two, one.... I'm disappointed we won't see Mikey eXtreme and Henry Spearman go at it tonight!
Freddy Whoa: Here comes newcomer Zoey Ryback.
Zach Davis: As she enters the ring, she goes face to face with Jason Cash. Bad idea.
Freddy Whoa: Tobacco juice right in her eye! Erf! Jason Cash hits a Sweet Chin Music!
Zach Davis: He drops her and pins her. Quite cockily, might I add, hooking the leg.
Freddy Whoa: One, two, three. Zero Tolerance gets their first elimination of the night!
Zach Davis: Jason Cash is clobbered from behind by Damian Kaine and Dion Necurat both. That is, until they're rolled up from behind.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle has Damian Kaine, Jay Omega has Dion Necurat!
Zach Davis: ONE! ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO! TWO!
Zach Davis: Both kickout!
Freddy Whoa: Both Omega and Battle get up and realize they almost eliminated in tandem; instead of any comradre between the veterans they immediately begin throwing strikes at one another.
Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Necurat and Kaine set their sights on Jason Cash. They run at him as they get up and hit a Linked Clothesline to the back of Cash's head.
Freddy Whoa: Probably a good idea to take Cash out before any of the other Zero Tolerance guys can get out here; ZT as a unit may end up being unstoppable in a match like this. The Brotherhood stomps away at Cash as we wait for our next entrant.
Zach Davis: Here comes Adrian Archer! Archer goes right for Damian Kaine! Elbow to the back of the head, spins him around..
Freddy Whoa: BASTARD BOMB! Archer drops down and pins his arch rival!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: THREE!
Zach Davis: Dion Necurat turns, finally realizing what had happened - ARCHER HITS THE KILLSHOT!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! ARCHER GOT HIM!
Freddy Whoa: This man's on fire! He lifts up Jason Cash next, he's got him-
Zach Davis: ...And the two men hug! Wait, what? What is this?
Freddy Whoa: Jason Cash and Adrian Archer both shout out ZERO TOLERANCE! to the crowd, while Cash motions towards Archer. This can only mean one thing.. Zero Tolerance has found a new member!
Zach Davis: Tonight at War!, we've seen Adrian Archer join Zero Tolerance! I can't believe it! And he took out half of The Brotherhood in the process!
Freddy Whoa: We just said that if Zero Tolerance gets in here as a unit, they may be unbeatable, but we didn't expect this!
Zach Davis: Cash and Archer turn their attention to Johnny Rabid. Rabid was kicking away at Steve Orbit in the corner, but Cash grabs him and executes a German Suplex, lifts him up as if he's going for a Multiple German, but instead shoves him off into the waiting arms of Archer, who finishes with a Flapjack Powerbomb!
Freddy Whoa: As Archer rolls away Cash goes in for the pin on Rabid immediately! One! Two!
Zach Davis: Kickout by Rabid! It's no secret, Rabid was a member of the #beachkrew, one of the most dominant stables WCF has ever seen, and he can go with the best of them. Zero Tolerance, The Brotherhood, whoever it is - they're gonna find that out.
Freddy Whoa: And who is up next? Three, two, one!
Zach Davis: This man is no stranger to leading groups - here comes ADAM YOUNG!
Freddy Whoa: Adam Young slides right in and grabs Archer from behind - vicious Saito Suplex! Cash swings at him and Young drops him with a Headlock Driver!
Zach Davis: Joe Smarts rushes Young but Young kicks him in the gut and Powerbombs him. Young with the pin! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: Smarts gets the shoulder up! He's actually been in this match the longest at this point!, very impressive showing on his part.
Zach Davis: Young runs at Cliff and takes him down with a Lariat. Elsewhere in the match, Omega has Gemini Battle grounded with a Rear Chinlock. Orbit and Odin are now brawling outside. Singh is resting outside the ring. Gonzo has Rabid in the corner and is kicking away at him. Ciserano just took Young down with a Twist of Fate!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!, Balfore and Orbit have just begun brawling near us! Orbit slams Odin's head into our table!
Zach Davis: Wait, someone is coming through the crowd! Who the hell is that! What's he got in his hand, he's gonna give it to Steve Orbit -
Freddy Whoa: He's got an order of hot wings. God damnit. Listen to that pop.
Zach Davis: Orbit is eyed by Odin as he stumbles up... Bitter rivals sharing some wings mid match? I guess it wouldn't be War without it!
Freddy Whoa: The fans pop as Odin lifts a wing to his mouth and begins chomping down!
Zach Davis: NO!, Odin clocks Orbit in the face with a hot sauce covered hand! Odin yells that this isn't a game!
Freddy Whoa: Next entrant, here we go.. CAPTAIN WCF IS HERE!
Zach Davis: Captain WCF goes right to Odin Balfore, attacking him for disrespecting a WCF legend and a War tradition! Odin doesn't see him coming and is taken aback by his strikes!
Freddy Whoa: Ear Clap to Odin Balfore - no!, Odin Balfore has had enough. He grabs Captain WCF by the throat with both hands and tosses him over the Klingon announce table!
Zach Davis: We have one of those?
Freddy Whoa: Captain WCF is able to land on his feet. He jumps onto the announce table and dives off, diving onto Odin!
Zach Davis: Odin catches The Captain - OOF, Fallaway Slam, sending Captain's body crashing into the turnbuckle!
Freddy Whoa: Odin turns and Orbit is on him now!, hitting him with a series of knife edge chops! Odin isn't having it and runs at Orbit in a fit of anger - Orbit executes a Hip Toss, sending Odin crashes into the ring stairs!
Zach Davis: Orbit turns back towards the ring - but as he does Joe Smarts Springboards and hits a Shooting Star Press, landing on both Orbit and Odin!! Hot damn!
Freddy Whoa: All three men lay outside the ring hurting as we're ready for our next entrant, three, two, one....
Zach Davis: We are officially over half way through this match as number 25 enters. HERE IS BRUNO ARMSTRONG!
Freddy Whoa: Armstrong goes right for Steven Singh! Stingh sees him coming and goes to duck out of the ring but Armstrong grabs him before he can!
Zach Davis: Mule Kick from Singh!, right between Armstrong's legs. Oh come on.
Freddy Whoa: Steven Singh turns around and lifts Armstrong up into a Fireman's Carry. He elevates him and drops him down with a Legbreaker - I've never seen that! - and transitions right into a Grapevine Leglock!
Zach Davis: It seems like Singh has intent to cause some serious damage here. This is the biggest career in both his and Armstrong's short WCF careers, and Armstrong does NOT want to tap out here - but he can't risk serious injury!
Freddy Whoa: Armstrong reaches the ropes, but there is no DQ here, and no break! Armstrong is forced to escape by leaving the ring!
Zach Davis: He tries to limp away but Singh is right on him - he runs at him and chop blocks him down. He's now kicking at the man he's made such an enemy of so quickly.
Freddy Whoa: We have fifteen guys in the ring, let's recap what else is going on. Gemini Battle and Johnny Rabid are actually brawling up the ramp. Odin, Orbit, Captain WCF, and Smarts are still laid out. Archer and Cash are stomping away at Cliff of Doom and Jordan Ciserano. Omega, Gonzo, and Adam Young are all in a three way brawl in the middle of the ring.
Zach Davis: Next entrant! Three, two, one!...
Freddy Whoa: I don't care if it is a cliche but BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP. HERE COMES JOEY FLASH.
Zach Davis: Flash doesn't even make it to the ring as he tackles down Gemini Battle on the way out! Long term rivals reunited!
Freddy Whoa: Flash lifts Battle up... along with Johnny Rabid. The two men nod to one another and both throw Gemini into a guardrail.
Zach Davis: Both men hit the ring. Young runs at them and is tossed over the top. Jay Omega and Gonzo rush them but they duck; Flash and Rabid hit dual Superkicks to Omega and Gonzo respectively.
Freddy Whoa: Archer and Cash hit Flash and Rabid with several forearms from behind. Rabid and Flash are able to turn around and block strikes from the two Zero Tolerance members. Flash and Rabid fire back with a few strikes of their own before Cash rushes Flash. Flash hits a Belly to Belly as Rabid hits Archer with an Exploder Suplex.
Zach Davis: This is becoming exactly what we feared it would be....
Freddy Whoa: Captain WCF hits the ring. He's still hurting from before but he tries to tackle down Joey Flash!
Zach Davis: Flash stops him by pulling him into a headlock. Rabid hits him with a few forearms to the back before Flash lifts him up for a Vertical Suplex!, dumping him out of the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Rabid rolls out of the ring and quickly rolls Joe Smarts back into the ring. Figures, they're going to pick on the guy that's been in the ring the longest, the most exhausted. Flash taunts the crowd before hitting Smarts with a Sudden Flash!
Zach Davis: Flash drops down and pins Smarts. One. Two.
Freddy Whoa: Three. It's academic. Flash is yelling "IS THIS ALL YOU'VE GOT!?" Joe Smarts just lasted incredibly long in WCF's premiere match! He had an impressive showing and Joey Flash is trying to make a joke of it.
Zach Davis: Well, we're ready for our next entrant. Three, two, one...
Freddy Whoa: If anyone is going to be able to go toe to toe with Flash... HERE COMES THE LEADER OF THE BROTHERHOOD!
Zach Davis: The People's Champion has his belt - he charges Rabid and smashes him right in the face with it!
Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash, taken by surprise, goes for a wild swing but Bishop ducks it. He tosses the belt aside before kicking Flash in the gut, doubling him over, and executing a Snap Brainbuster!
Zach Davis: PIN TO JOEY FLASH! ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: No!, he shoots the shoulder up. Bishop gets back to his feet.. Here comes Archer and Cash with a Linked Clothesline.
Zach Davis: Bishop ducks it, hits the ropes, Clotheslines them both down! Steve Orbit is back in the ring and runs at Bishop, Bishop catches him and hits an Exploder Suplex on The Mack!
Freddy Whoa: Bishop turns - BOOM SUPERKICK FROM CLIFF!
Zach Davis: Cliff of Doom takes down the People's Champ. He then hits the ropes and hits a Running Senton as he comes back.
Freddy Whoa: We're ready for our next entrant! Three, two, one....
Zach Davis: Here comes JNJ!
Freddy Whoa: JNJ slides in and runs right into Cliff, who is able to take him down with a Fisherman Neckbreaker.
Zach Davis: HE QUICKLY GETS HIM INTO THE NO LEAF CLOVER! Thanks for coming, JNJ.
Freddy Whoa: And there is the tapout.
Zach Davis: Cliff of Doom is rollen up by Adam Young from behind!
Freddy Whoa: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Cliff kicks out. Adam Young turns and rolls Gonzo up from behind!
Freddy Whoa: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Gonzo escapes. Young turns yet again and rolls Orbit up from behind!
Freddy Whoa: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Foot on the ropes!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Orbit still escapes it! Young rolls away and rolls Odin Balfore up from behind!
Zach Davis: ....Well, he tries, but Odin holds onto the ropes, and try as he might, Adam isn't able to roll him up. Odin turns and takes his head off with a Big Boot.
Freddy Whoa: Steve Orbit and Gonzo both rush Odin, but Odin catches them both by the throat, lifts them up, and Chokeslams them down!
Zach Davis: Next entrant! Three, two, one...
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES TEDDY BLAZE! Blaze slides into the ring and runs at Balfore, executing a Flying Headscissors, taking the big man down. Balfore rolls out.
Zach Davis: Blaze hits the ropes - TOPE CON HILO!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Blaze instead chooses to Springboard and drop Gemini Battle with a DDT!
Zach Davis: Haven't these two had enough of each other? Blaze pins Gemini!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: NO!, kickout. Blaze gets to his feet as Gemini rolls out. Blaze is immediately clubbed from behind by Joey Flash and Johnny Rabid.
Freddy Whoa: Even though the fans haven't loved him lately, Teo Del Sol was once the heart and soul of WCF.. no wonder Flash and Rabid are targeting him.
Zach Davis: Teddy immediately gets back up only for Flash and Rabid to throw him to the ropes. Teddy comes back and hits a Dropkick, kicking each man in the chest! They bounce into the ropes, bounce back, and Teddy is able to drop them both with Double DDTs!
Freddy Whoa: Teddy pins Rabid! One! Two!
Zach Davis: No!, Flash rolls over and shoves Teddy off. He's a coward, he knows that if he loses Rabid, he loses his main advantage in this match.
Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash gets back to his feet - JASON CASH SPITS TOBACCO JUICE INTO HIS FACE!
Zach Davis: NO!, Joey ducks away from that in the nick of time. He's incredulous. "This is your best, WCF?! A tobacco spitting hillbilly!?" He taunts the crowd before turning back to Cash and talking some trash. Uh, does Joey know what comes AFTER the tobacco spit?
Freddy Whoa: Superkick to Flash! Flash is sent flying over the top rope. The rope covered in tobacco spit. Ew.
Zach Davis: Archer, meanwhile, has just hit Teddy with a Vertical Suplex, sending him out too. Archer picks Rabid up and hits him with a slap to the chest, spinning him around into Cash.
Freddy Whoa: Cash hits a knife edge chop, spinning Rabid around again.
Zach Davis: Chop from Archer! Rabid spins around into a kick to the gut from Cash before Cash hit his REBEL YELL SPINEBUSTER!
Freddy Whoa: Pin! One!
Zach Davis: Two!
Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash pulls the ref out of the ring! The fans boo as Joey laughs right in his face.
Zach Davis: ARCHER HITS A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES!, taking down both Flash and the ref!
Freddy Whoa: Time for another body to enter the fray. Three! Two! One!
Zach Davis: FRANK PATRICK VENABLE IS HERE!
Freddy Whoa: FPV enters the ring and is rushed by Odin Balfore. BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop next - BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Freddy Whoa: Jay Omega turns to FPV - BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Zach Davis: Orbit next - BOOM!
Freddy Whoa: ORBIT CATCHES THE LEG AND SPINS HIM INTO A PIMP SLAP!
Zach Davis: Orbit drops down and pins FPV - is FPV's War over before it has begun?
Freddy Whoa: One. Two.
Zach Davis: NO!, FPV gets the shoulder up. Orbit gets back to his feet-
Freddy Whoa: And right into the waiting grasp of Odin Balfore. Odin lifts Orbit up - RAGNAROK!
Zach Davis: Odin pins Orbit. One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! War Balfore has eliminated his long time rival The Mack!
Zach Davis: He now ties Steven Singh with eliminations currently in this match with three each! Not only that, but Odin took out one of his oldest rivals!
Freddy Whoa: From the outside, Singh was just about to enter the ring to try and steal the pin, but he was caught by Armstrong. Odin notices Singh and his plan and pulls him into the ring after all.
Zach Davis: Odin goes for his Surtr's Revenge punch!, but Singh ducks it! Low blow to Odin!
Freddy Whoa: SUPERNOVA!
Zach Davis: Singh is going for the Supernova, but no!, Odin Balfore is too big. Odin shoves Singh away. Odin swings for another Surtr's Revenge!
Freddy Whoa: Singh ducks it - but this time Odin connects with Armstrong, who was just about to rush them!
Zach Davis: Wait wait, we've got another entrant coming. Three, two, one!
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Psychopomp!
Zach Davis: Back in the ring Odin has pinned Armstrong. One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: Three! Odin now leads in eliminations!
Zach Davis: As soon as Odin gets off Armstrong, Singh immediately kicks him out of the ring and locks him into the Bright Lights out there! Come on, the match is over!
Freddy Whoa: What started as a rivalry about theme music has turned into much more! Come on, SSS!
Zach Davis: Eventually several security personnel are able to get Singh to release the hold.
Freddy Whoa: Back in the ring, a vicious brawl has developed between Ciserano and Gonzo. Ciserano goes for a Side Effect, but Gonzo shoves him off!
Zach Davis: TERMINATOR SPECIAL!
Freddy Whoa: Cash spins Gonzo around as Archer lifts up Ciserano!
Zach Davis: Hillbilly Deluxe to Gonzo!, Killshot to Ciserano!
Freddy Whoa: Cash pins Gonzo while Archer pins Ciserano.
Zach Davis: ONE! ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! THREE!
Freddy Whoa: Ciserano and Gonzo are gone!, another casualty of Zero Tolerance!
Zach Davis: And who is next?
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES OBLIVION!
Zach Davis: We talk about this every year but Oblivion is an interesting story with War. As Ace Slaughter, he entered his first War... WAR VIII!... as number two. He impressed the hell out of everyone and put himself on the map as one of WCF's top stars that night, despite being incredibly new to the company.
Freddy Whoa: Wasn't that another notable star's first War, too?
Zach Davis: I don't think so! Anyway, Oblivion hits the ring, and he's going right for Psychopomp!
Freddy Whoa: Well, he WAS - until he's cut off by Kevin Bishop. Bishop spins Oblivion around before he can really get any offensive in. The Brotherhood is here.
Zach Davis: Bishop hits Oblivion with a Snap Brainbuster and he and Psychopomp start kicking away at him.
Freddy Whoa: The last two members of The Brotherhood have arrived, while Zero Tolerance still wait for two of their entrants. Joey Flash and Johnny Rabid are still here, and who knows who else may be out to join them... And we have lone wolf competitors like Odin Balfore, Jay Omega, Gemini Battle, Teddy Blaze, Cliff, Steven Singh still in here.. and Adam Young. And Captain WCF, who is awaiting his tag team partner, Tomohawk, surely.
Zach Davis: That is fifteen competitors currently active, with Gemini having been here the longest. Oblivion entered at number thirty two.
Freddy Whoa: Bishop and Pomp are attacked from behind by Archer and Cash! They hit a few strikes, allowing Oblivion to get to his feet. Oblivion runs at Bishop and Pomp and Clotheslines them both as ZT are grappling them, the ZT members hit dual German Suplexes!, into bridge pins!
Zach Davis: ONE! ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO! TWO!
Zach Davis: Kickout by both members of The Brotherhood! Archer picks up Bishop while Cash picks up Pomp.
Freddy Whoa: UGH here comes Flash and Rabid. Flash throws both Archer and Bishop over the top while Rabid throws over Cash and Pomp!
Zach Davis: Oblivion rushes them but they both drop and pull down the top rope, causing Oblivion to fly over.
Freddy Whoa: Captain WCF goes on the offensive! The Captain tells Flash to bring it - Flash runs at him - BODYSLAM TO JOEY FLASH!
Zach Davis: The crowd erupts! Rabid runs at him next - ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO JOHNNY RABID!
Freddy Whoa: Flash is up - HIP TOSS TO JOEY FLASH!
Zach Davis: THE CROWD IS GOING WILD! CAPTAIN WCF GOES UP TOP!
Freddy Whoa: BANZAIIIIIII!!!!!!
Zach Davis: NO!, both Flash and Rabid dive into the ropes, causing Captain WCF to crotch himself. Rabid quickly climbs to the top and executes a Superplex.
Freddy Whoa: Captain WCF wills himself to his feet - only to get an Italian Suplex by Joey Flash. Here's the pin.
Zach Davis: One. Two.
Freddy Whoa: Three. Joey Flash has just sent Captain WCF packing.
Zach Davis: Joey Flash is attacked by Gemini Battle! Battle Spears Flash down as Jay Omega grabs Rabid and executes a Backdrop Driver!
Freddy Whoa: Neither Gemini nor Omega have an elimination yet - but they've been in this match the longest. Omega has won this before, and he knows that eliminations aren't everything. He's kept out of high risk situations and situations where he could find himself in harm's way, and I think in the long run that is a great strategy.
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle has employed a similar strategy, but I think some of his personal issues with Flash and Teddy Blaze have gotten the best of him along the way.
Freddy Whoa: We're due for our next entrant! Three! Two! One!
Zach Davis: Time for a newcomer, Kidd Krazzy!
Freddy Whoa: Kidd Krazzy hits the ring and runs at Cliff of Doom, hitting him with a Dropkick. He hits Gemini Battle with a Dropkick too, then Jay Omega!
Zach Davis: This young man is mixing it up with some of WCF's best to start things off!
Freddy Whoa: He goes for a Dropkick to Steven Singh but the Superstar swats him away. Singh kicks him in the gut and executes a Snap Suplex. Singh floats over and goes for a pin.
Zach Davis: One, two, no... kickout. Singh lifts him up and goes for an irish whip but Krazzy reverses it, Singh comes back and Krazzy hits a Hurricanrana!, sending Singh flying out.
Freddy Whoa: Kidd Krazzy on fire, but OOF!, he turns right into a kick from Adam Young - HEADLOCK DRIVER!
Zach Davis: Young stomps Krazzy a few times before pulling him to a corner. He jumps - BEST! MOONSAULT! EVER!
Freddy Whoa: Krazzy gets his knees up!, Young crashes into them! Young rolls away and Krazzy runs to the ropes - LIONSAULT!
Zach Davis: Pin on Adam Young! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, kickout by The Redneck. Just in time for our next entrant in three, two, one...
Zach Davis: HERE COMES TOMOHAWK! I've never seen him run so fast!
Freddy Whoa: He's got a hunting knife! Come on, that can't be allowed, can it!? He's going right for Adam Young.
Zach Davis: HE'S TRYING TO SCALP HIM! Dear God! This man is a maniac!
Freddy Whoa: Adam Young tries to escape Tomohawk but Kidd Krazzy Springboards and drops Young with an Armbreaker! That's one of his top moves!
Zach Davis: Krazzy pins Young while officials wrestle the hunting knife away from Tomohawk. One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! This young upstart just got the best of a WCF legend!
Zach Davis: Krazzy gets to his feet but now Tomohawk is loose. Tomohawk drops Krazzy with a Yakuza Kick!
Freddy Whoa: Tomohawk runs at Steven Singh and hits a Flying Shoulder Tackle. He gets back to his feet and is rushed by Cliff of Doom, but he's able to catch him and execute a Samoan Drop.
Zach Davis: Oblivion rushes Tomohawk next and Tomohawk hits a Scoop Slam Toss! With Tomohawk trying to scalp Young earlier, you'd think he and Oblivion would get along. Crazy, crazy people...
Freddy Whoa: Tomohawk pins Oblivion! One! Two!
Zach Davis: The Monster kicks out! Tomohawk gets back to his feet and turns, only for Psychopomp to run at him and drop him with a Kitchen Sink knee.
Freddy Whoa: Pomp and Bishop start kicking away at Tomohawk now. Bishop may already have the People's Title, but for all we know The Brotherhood could want the Tag Titles too!
Zach Davis: Next entrant in three, two, one..
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Shay McKay!
Zach Davis: Shay McKay slides into the ring and motions for the nearest competitor to bring it - Adrian Archer runs at him and gets a kick for his trouble followed by an elbow.
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion grabs McKay from behind and McKay elbows him as well before turning and hitting a series of kicks to Oblivion's legs, buckling him down, and then hits the ropes and comes back with a European Uppercut!
Zach Davis: We talked about Oblivion making a huge splash in his first War match, and Shay McKay is debuting here - could he make a similar kind of impact?
Freddy Whoa: We have seventeen people in the ring right now so let's take some time to recap what's going on. McKay is now kicking away at The Monster. Pomp and Bishop are regrouping on the outside, as is Steven Singh on the opposite side.
Zach Davis: Jay Omega and Joey Flash are brawling up the ramp. One year ago, Joey Flash faced Dune, which vacated the World Title and allowed Jay Omega to win the belt in War that very night!
Freddy Whoa: Johnny Rabid, meanwhile, is brawling with Gemini Battle.... Rabid Clotheslines Battle over the guardrail! Rabid climbs over - they're fighting through the crowd!
Zach Davis: Cliff of Doom and Jason Cash have been fighting, and Cliff currently has Cash in a Boston Crab. Cash's new Zero Tolerance partner, Adrian Archer, has begun brawling with Kidd Krazzy. Tomohawk and Teddy Blaze are trading strikes, with Teddy gaining the upper hand!
Freddy Whoa: This leaves FPV and Odin Balfore. Odin has just thrown FPV out of the ring. They don't call him War Balfore for nothing - he's been in here for quite a while at this point and still leads in eliminations with four!
Zach Davis: Odin runs at Archer and Krazzy both and dumps them out of the ring. Teddy Blaze has just Dropkicked Tomohawk out - Odin runs at Teddy and Clotheslines him out next. Looks like the big man is taking control.
Freddy Whoa: Cash has broken out of the Boston Crab, and he just dropped Cliff with a Jawbreaker. Cliff rolls out as Odin runs at Cash and Clotheslines him out next!
Zach Davis: Odin Balfore now controls the ring, just in time for a new entrant. Three, two, one....
Freddy Whoa: SHE'S BAAACKK. Here comes Sarah Twilight!
Zach Davis: One of the most controversial figures in WCF hits the ring. Odin Balfore has no love lost for her - these two couldn't be more opposite - and runs at her with contempt. She ducks his Clothesline attempt and hits a Backhand Blow as he turns to face her.
Freddy Whoa: Odin Balfore doesn't budge. He roars in her faces and hits a Lariat!, completely turning her inside out! Balfore goes for the pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Twilight gets the shoulder up. Odin lifts her and she goes for a desperate kick. Odin catches it - allowing Twilight to hit an Enziguri!
Zach Davis: Balfore's bell is rung, and he stumbles backward into the ropes. He bounces forward and Twilight kicks him in the gut before executing a Snap Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Twilight gets back to her feet only to get a quick jab from FPV! FPV sends Twilight reeling. He hits a Snapmare before hitting the ropes and executing a Snap Neckbreaker.
Zach Davis: FPV picks Twilight up and hits a Snap Suplex!, keeps her hooked, picks her back up... another Snap Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: He goes for a third Suplex, but Twilight shifts her weight and lands behind him. Twilight takes FPV down with a Russian Legsweep.
Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Joey Flash and Jay Omega have reached the entryway. Omega hits Flash with multiple Shotei palm strikes!, rapid succession!
Freddy Whoa: There is no love lost between these two men! Jay Omega is taking the fight right to him!
Zach Davis: Omega lifts Joey Flash up... oh my God. We've seen him do a Falcon Arrow from the apron before, but it looks like he's going to hit a Falcon Arrow right off of our stage!!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: NO! Broken up! Zombie McMorris is here, he's our next entrant! We got too excited and didn't even realize it was time for another entrant. McMorris clubs Omega from behind, and Flash is able to scurry away and escape danger.
Freddy Whoa: ZOMBIE MCMORRIS DROPS OMEGA WITH THE WORLD TOUR '69 ON THE STAGE!
Zach Davis: I'm not even sure where Joey Flash has gone - somewhere in the crowd I guess - and Zombie McMorris is stomping away at Omega now.
Freddy Whoa: Back in the ring, its a cliche, but all hell has broken loose. We've got The Brotherhood, Pomp and Bishop, beating down Cliff in the corner. Oblivion has Steven Singh up and just hit a Superplex. Cash and Archer are brawling with Teddy Blaze and Oblivion. Tomohawk and McKay going at it. FPV, Sarah Twilight, and Odin Balfore are embroiled in a three way brawl.
Zach Davis: And look, in the crowd - Joey Flash has joined Johnny Rabid, they're practically in the nosebleeds! The both of them are attacking Gemini Battle.
Freddy Whoa: Up there, there are none of the WCF faithful to aid Gemini Battle against these guys. Flash and Rabid take turns driving knees into the stomach of Battle before taking him and tossing him head first into a concession stand!
Zach Davis: The WCF fans nearby are yelling out various slurs at Flash and Rabid, which WCF does not condone. Flash grabs a bottle of beer from the vendor and smashes it over the head of Gemini Battle.
Freddy Whoa: Flash yells "THIS WAS YOUR CHAMPION!?" before yelling for two of the fans to move out of the way. They oblige... and Flash and Rabid take a seat in the nosebleeds. What the hell.
Zach Davis: Back in the arena we're ready for a new entrant, three, two, one...
Freddy Whoa: Doc Henry is back! Doc Henry runs into the ring and immediately takes the fight to The Brotherhood! He hits Bishop with a punch, then Pomp, then Bishop, then Pomp! Bishop runs at him and he sends him flying over the top!
Zach Davis: Psychopomp tries for a Stargazer, but Henry avoids it. Pomp hits the ropes and Henry catches him as he comes back - GAMBLER'S HAND!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Pomp elbows his way out of it. Pomp drops Henry with a DDT!
Zach Davis: Meanwhile, we now have McKay and Kidd Krazzy brawling. Two people both brand new to our company!
Freddy Whoa: McKay's strikes are incredible, some of the best we've seen - Kidd Krazzy ducks away from one of them and is able to take McKay down with a Hurricanrana!
Zach Davis: He then climbs to the top, here he goes... MOONSAULT!
Freddy Whoa: McKay gets the knees up! Kidd Krazzy stumbles up and rests against the corner briefly before McKay gets up and performs various lefts and rights, really stiff strikes. McKay throws him to the ground before climbing to the top.
Zach Davis: SHAY-ME! McKay pins Krazzy!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! Shay McKay gets the elimination!
Freddy Whoa: Shay McKay gets back to his feet - and he's rollen up from behind by Steven Singh!
Zach Davis: One, two, no - McKay escapes! The two get to their feet and runs at Singh, but Singh tosses him overboard.
Freddy Whoa: Time for our next entrant! Three, two, one....
Zach Davis: HERE COMES OUR OTHER FORMER WAR WINNER! HERE COMES JEFF PURSE!
Freddy Whoa: Purse isn't sprinting to the ring, though - he's checking on Omega, who has still been laid out on the outside at the entrance thanks to Zombie McMorris. He helps Omega to his feet and the two nod to one another.
Zach Davis: Former Pantheon members realigned? They run to the ring!
Freddy Whoa: Omega and Purse run at Sarah Twilight and take her down with a Linked Clothesline! Odin Balfore is next - Linked Clothesline to him!
Zach Davis: Linked Clothesline to Doc Henry! Linked Clothesline to Oblivion! Both long time Pantheon opponents!
Freddy Whoa: Purse and Omega then turn - face to face with Adrian Archer and Jason Cash!
Zach Davis: Until Psychopomp and Kevin Bishop push them aside and begin talking smack as well. All six of them trading verbal barbs at one another!
Freddy Whoa: The tag team showdown is broken up as FPV, Odin Balfore, Sarah Twilight, and Tomohawk all crash the party, grabbing whoever is nearby and hitting strikes. There are twenty people currently in the match!, counting Flash, Rabid and Battle, who aren't anywhere near the ring.
Zach Davis: Still, that leaves seventeen competitors ringside.... Twilight drops Archer with a Sitdown Tigerbomb. FPV takes down Jeff Purse with a Half Nelson Slam. Odin Balfore levels Jay Omega with a Strong Headbutt followed by a Running Kneelift.
Freddy Whoa: Tomohawk drops Bishop with an Overhand Chop. As Bishop gets back up Tomohawk pulls him in and hits a Jacknife Backbreaker! Tomohawk goes for the pin.
Zach Davis: One, two... shoulder up by Bishop.
Freddy Whoa: Tomohawk gets up - only to be spun around by ZMAC, who executes a Sitout Powerbomb into pin!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: Kickout by the Tag Team Champion. Time for another entry.. how many more do we have to go? This is number forty!
Zach Davis: Number forty is THE REAL DEAL! Jason O'Neal sprints to the ring!
Freddy Whoa: O'Neal jumps onto the apron and Springboards into the ring, hitting a Crossbody to Cliff of Doom. Cliff has been in the ring the longest of all the competitors currently active!
Zach Davis: That makes him a target. O'Neal gets back to his feet and Odin runs at him. O'Neal stops him in his tracks with a kicking combination before lifting him for a Vertical Suplex! The crowd gasps at his strength.
Freddy Whoa: Pin to Odin Balfore! One! Two!
Zach Davis: Kickout by Odin. O'Neal gets up and ducks away from two elbow attempts from Shay McKay before catching the third attempt and taking him down into an Armbar!
Freddy Whoa: Shay McKay yells out in pain! This is the newcomer's opportunity to jump right to the front of the line and main event One! Is he going to tap out here?
Zach Davis: You can't main event One with a broken arm, Freddy!
Freddy Whoa: McKay is able to move his body enough that he can hit a few punches to O'Neal, breaking free. Both men are to their feet and O'Neal whips McKay to the ropes, only for McKay to reverse it.
Zach Davis: O'Neal hops over McKay as he's running back, McKay turns as O'Neal bounces off the opposite side - O'Neal hits a Sling Blade! It seems like every other wrestler uses that move nowadays but that is because it is effective!
Freddy Whoa: O'Neal gets back to his feet, but he's spun around by Cliff! Cliff kicks him in the gut before executing a Fisherman Neckbreaker!
Zach Davis: Steven Singh grabs Cliff from behind and executes a German Suplex, but no!, Cliff lands on his feet! Cliff runs to the ropes and as Singh turns, Cliff hits a Handspring Back Elbow!
Freddy Whoa: Cliff begins climbing to the top... Going high risk is even MORE high risk in a match like this!, we've seen it backfire a few times here tonight already.
Zach Davis: CLIFF HITS THE DIVING FOOT STOMP!
Freddy Whoa: Singh rolls out before Cliff can go for the pin, and we're ready for our forty first entrant... Three, two, one....
Zach Davis: Here comes the Alpha Champion, CJ Phoenix! Phoenix rushes to the ring and slides in!
Freddy Whoa: Who do we know we have left? We're still missing Salem Shepard and Crazy J - which is GREAT news for Archer and Cash... We're missing Lilith... We know Mikey eXtreme is coming last.. Who else?
Zach Davis: Phoenix runs at at Adrian Archer and Spears him down. He's grabbed from behind by Bishop, but Phoenix elbows away and drops him with a Neckbreaker.
Freddy Whoa: FPV rushes CJ Phoenix and gets a Spinning Wheel Kick for his trouble. Phoenix runs at ZMAC and takes him down with a Running STO!
Zach Davis: He turns right into the waiting arms of Sarah Twilight, who throws him to the ropes and then catches him as he comes back.... she hits a Fallaway Slam!, sending the Alpha Champ flying out of the ring. The fans boooo.
Freddy Whoa: Twilight surveys the scene around her but the carnage is too much - Bishop and Pomp grab her and throw her into the ropes. As she comes back Pomp lifts her up and Bishop drops her with a Codebreaker!
Zach Davis: Bishop pins Sarah Twilight! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Twilight kicks out. These guys can't forget - Sarah Twilight is a former Champion and ran roughshod over this company, she's not someone that's going to get pinned easily.
Zach Davis: The Brotherhood then rush Jason Cash, throwing him out of the ring before turning to Archer. Archer hits both of them with lefts and rights, fighting back!, but he's been in this match a while..
Freddy Whoa: The Brotherhood soon get the best of him and Pomp throws him to the ropes. Bishop runs to the opposite side - what are they doing?
Zach Davis: Bishop Springboards as Pomp lifts Archer up in a Flapjack - BISHOP DROPS HIM WITH THE BLACK DEATH CODEBREAKER! Bishop pins Archer, hooking the leg.
Freddy Whoa: One.. Two...
Zach Davis: THREE! The newest Zero Tolerance member has been eliminated!
Freddy Whoa: A hell of a showing by Adrian Archer here tonight! They HAD to get him out of here, because we know Crazy J and Salem Shepard have to enter this match soon, and four of them would be literally unstoppable.
Zach Davis: Time for a new entrant... will it be a Zero Tolerance member?
Freddy Whoa: No! This man is a newcomer known as Little Tornado!
Zach Davis: Little Tornado slides the ring and runs at FPV. FPV sighs as he sees the newcomer heading towards him and almost regretfully hits a Superkick.
Freddy Whoa: Boom! Headsho- NO! LITTLE TORNADO DUCKS IT! WOW!
Zach Davis: Little Tornado Springboards!
Freddy Whoa: FPV catches him and drops him into a Blue Thunder Bomb! Into the pin. One. Two.
Zach Davis: Three. FPV takes out Little Tornado.
Freddy Whoa: Shay McKay hits an elbow to FPV from behind, potentially knocking him out and sending him flying out of the ring. He turns around -
Zach Davis: LAGNIAPPE FROM O'NEAL! O'Neal drops McKay and goes for the pin!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: O'Neal gets it! O'Neal rolls away as McKay leaves the ring. Again, for someone just debuting in WCF tonight, great showing by this man.
Freddy Whoa: O'Neal turns right into a Gutwrench Powerbomb by Oblivion! Oblivion roars as he hits it.
Zach Davis: Teddy Blaze comes out of nowhere and Slingshots himself towards Oblivion, going for a DDT, but Oblivion catches him, holds on as he lands, and goes for a Northern Lights Suplex into bridge pin!
Freddy Whoa: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Teddy Blaze escapes! Oblivion gets up and lifts him, throws him to the ropes and then hits a Twiltawhirl Backbreaker as he comes back.
Freddy Whoa: New entrant in three, two, one, here comes forty three.
Zach Davis: The Hebrew Hammer, Serujah is entering the match! She slides in and all eyes are on her! I don't know how this is legal!
Freddy Whoa: From the cheap seats, Joey Flash and Johnny Rabid are laughing. Why are we even showing them?
Zach Davis: Serujah goes face to face with Zombie McMorris and McMorris goes for a Testicular Claw on her, uh.. erm, or, uh, whatever.. you want to call it, uh.. I don't really want to call what we're seeing...
Freddy Whoa: It doesn't matter, Serujah grasps ZMAC's hand tight! With her hoo-hah! And fans, if you think this can only happen in e-wrestling, I suggest you look up reversals to Joey Ryan's Penisplex!
Zach Davis: Serujah pulls ZMAC in and drops him with a DDT. Psychopomp runs at her - and gets a big kiss on the lips!
Freddy Whoa: WHOA!
Zach Davis: I see tongue there! Serujah drops Psychopomp with a Reverse DDT after it. She gets up - only for Kevin Bishop to spin her around, kick her in the gut, and hit a Snap Brainbuster.
Freddy Whoa: Brotherhood before Ho-therhood, Zach. Here's the pin.
Zach Davis: No!, Serujah kicks out. Bishop gets up - only to be spun around by Sarah Twilight! Twilight boots Bishop before kneeing him and hitting a High Angle Backbreaker.
Freddy Whoa: Twilight taunts towards the entryway like she knows what's coming. We don't have too many choices left. Three, two, one....
Zach Davis: HERE. COMES. LILITH!
Freddy Whoa: Lilith hits the ring and goes face to face with Sarah Twilight. The fans are chanting! LET'S GO LILITH! LET'S GO TWILIGHT! LET'S GO LILITH! LET'S GO TWILIGHT!
Zach Davis: Some fans are chanting "let's go neither" but I think thay just being anti-women Trump supporters. I don't know. Either way, I think we've all been waiting for the confrontation between these two!
Freddy Whoa: Hell, with as much shit as Lilith talks, I can't wait for ANYBODY to get a hand on her!
Zach Davis: The two step up to each other, nose to nose, grinning at one another, both talking shit... but Sarah talks more shit. After a few moments Lilith seems to lose her nerve.. no!..
Freddy Whoa: Lilith stumbles backwards, she's become scared, intimidated. She turns - into the waiting arms of Oblivion.
Zach Davis: OBLIVION HITS THE 5150 ON LILITH! HE PINS HER!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! LILITH IS GONE!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion gets back to his feet but he's attacked by Sarah Twilight, rushing him and hitting him with a series of strikes to his midsection. Twilight angrily throws Oblivion to the ropes before dropping him with a Faceplant DDT.
Zach Davis: I don't think she was too happy with Oblivion taking the Lilith elimination away from her.
Freddy Whoa: Sarah Twilight stands tall until CJ Phoenix runs at her; she hits him with a forearm and executing a Spinning Snap Neckbreaker.
Zach Davis: Teddy Blaze is next!, kick to his gut a Snap Suplex for his troubles.
Freddy Whoa: Jeff Purse runs at Sarah Twilight... a TON of history here. The two begin brawling! Rights and lefts flying all over the place!
Zach Davis: But Twilight gets the upper hand, throws Purse to the ropes, hits an Armdrag as he comes back. Ducks a Clothesline from Jay Omega before hitting him with a T-Bone Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: Sarah Twilight gets up-
Zach Davis: GEMINI BATTLE BACK IN THE RING!! GEMINI BATTLE HITS SARAH TWILIGHT WITH A SERIES OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS!
Freddy Whoa: Up in the nosebleeds, Rabid and Flash are incredulous, they thought they took him out! Gemini Battle is bleeding still as he hits Sarah Twilight with a few strikes before sending her to the ropes.
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle rakes her eyes as she comes back! - getting a pop from the crowd. Battle hits her with a Snapmare Suplex before going for the pin!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: TWILIGHT KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop grabs Gemini Battle and throws him to the ropes. As Battle comes back, Bishop executes an Exploder!
Zach Davis: Psychopomp high fives Kevin Bishop as we're ready for our next entrant in three, two, one...
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES SALEM SHEPARD!
Zach Davis: Salem Shepard enters the ring and runs at Bishop and tackles him down!
Freddy Whoa: Shepard embraces Jason Cash and we've got OG Zero Tolerance in the house!
Zach Davis: Shepard and Cash Clothesline down Steven Singh as he gets up, then Cliff of Doom, then Teddy Blaze!
Freddy Whoa: Salem Shepard and Cash send ZMAC to the ropes. ZMAC comes back and Cash kicks him in the gut before throwing him to Shepard who lifts him...
Zach Davis: NIGHTMARE! SHEPARD WITH THE PIN!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! Salem Shepard eliminates ZMAC!
Freddy Whoa: Salem Shepard and Jason Cash taunt Kevin Bishop and Psychopomp, who are outside the ring. Shepard and Cash turn-
Zach Davis: INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF OBLIVION!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion hits them with dual Uranage Suplexes! He rolls away as Shepard is up first and gets a Samoan Driver for his trouble!
Zach Davis: Jason Cash is up next - Samoan Driver for his trouble too!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion is up and Steven Singh runs at him - Singh gets a kick before Oblivion spins him around and grabs him by the back of the neck.
Zach Davis: Mule Kick by Singh!, Oblivion stumbles away. Oblivion is hurt and Singh runs at him-
Freddy Whoa: GIANT SWING! Oblivion catches him and starts spinning Singh around!
Zach Davis: The fans are counting for each rotation... FOUR, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!...
Freddy Whoa: NINE!.. TEN.. ELEVEN.. TWELVE!!..
Zach Davis: Okay, this is continuing for a really long time.
Freddy Whoa: Eventually Oblivion drops Singh - but as he does we're ready for our next entrant.
Zach Davis: HERE COMES THE HARDCORE CHAMPION CRAZY J!
Freddy Whoa: Crazy J slides into the ring and clocks Oblivion right in the face! The Hardcore Champion goes toe to toe with the Monster, Oblivion!
Zach Davis: Crazy J punches Oblivion right in the face. Oblivion punches him back.
Freddy Whoa: The two men punch each other over and over! Stiff, stiff strikes - nothing fancy about these punches but there doesn't have to be!
Zach Davis: Reminder: the winner of this match heads to ONE. Do not pass go, jail, Helloween, whatever the fuck, this is it, whoever wins this goes to ONE. Guaranteed World Title shot.
Freddy Whoa: The Hardcore Champion gets the advantage and throws Oblivion to the ropes. Crazy J hits a Spinebuster on Oblivion. He, Salem Shepard, and Jason Cash liftt Oblivion up.
Zach Davis: ZERO TOLERANCE IS IN THE HOUSE!
Freddy Whoa: They throw Oblivion to the ropes, Salem catches Oblivion on the way back and tosses him in the air as J locks on the hold and hits the Death Drop!
Zach Davis: Shepard drops down and pins Oblivion! One. Two.
Freddy Whoa: OBLIVION ESCAPES IT! OBLIVION KICKS OUT!
Zach Davis: Oblivion rolls away and slowly climbs to his feet. He motions for Crazy J or Salem Shepard to bring it. Shepard runs at him first and Oblivion tosses him into the corner.
Freddy Whoa: Next is Crazy J - Oblivion hits the SPLITTER on him!
Zach Davis: Jason Cash runs at Oblivion next and Oblivion drops him with a SOULTAKER!
Freddy Whoa: Oblivion is on fire! He gets up and pounds his chest! He's taking on all of Zero Tolerance by himself!
Zach Davis: The lights go out.
Freddy Whoa: We're ready for our next entrant, but.... I'm out of names. Who else is coming? Is it Mikey eXtreme? He's our last official entrant. But we haven't gotten to fifty men yet.
Zach Davis: THE 6IX GOD!?
Freddy Whoa: Don't say it like that is who it is, we can't see yet. Is it Wade Moor? Is it David Sanchez?
Zach Davis: Here are the lights....
Freddy Whoa: Never expected that.
Zach Davis: OUTCAST IS IN THE RING.
Freddy Whoa: THIS MAN COMPETED IN THE FIRST WAR EVER! He was the FIRST Hardcore Icon, a former WCF Champion, a former NCW Champion, a WCF Hall of Famer... He's an icon. AND HE'S AT WAR FIFTEEN!
Zach Davis: Outcast clocks Oblivion in the face, who was already stricken with surprise - which is rare for The Monster. Outcast throws Oblivion to the corner and lifts him up quickly.
Freddy Whoa: We've seen this from Outcast before. Top Rope Piledriver... BLACK OUT!!!!
Zach Davis: OUTCAST PINS OBLIVION.
Freddy Whoa: ONE.
Zach Davis: TWO.
Freddy Whoa: THREE.
Zach Davis: Outcast... dear God. We knew this match would feature WCF's past, but... what!?
Freddy Whoa: Everyone knew about Flash, Rabid, etc., but WCF has a LONG past - you never know what to expect!
Zach Davis: We still have THREE more entrants, Seth guaranteed an even fifty. Outcast stands up and turns - only to be face to face with Crazy J, Salem Shepard, and Jason Cash.
Freddy Whoa: All three of them kick him in the gut... J and Cash Powerbomb him and Shepard drops him with a Backcracker!
Zach Davis: The Hardcore Champion pins Outcast as Salem and Cash roll away! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: Three! Outcast eliminated Oblivion but now he's gone.
Zach Davis: Just in time for our next entrant.
Freddy Whoa: Master of Puppets? Ugh, here comes Seth. Why would HE enter this match?
Zach Davis: Seth enters and tries to explain that he has seemingly just entered to inflate the entrant number up to an even fifty and to surprise everyone. Oh come on.
Freddy Whoa: Let's just be honest. He's just here to eat a pinfall. Who is going to get to him first?
Zach Davis: FPV steps up to Seth. Seth backs off, asking FPV not to be hasty. FPV looks towards the crowd as Seth asks for mercy.
Freddy Whoa: FPV yells "FOR MEXICO!" before hitting Seth with the Superkick! BOOM! HEADSHOT! That never gets old!
Zach Davis: Seth is sent bouncing into the ropes and bounces forward, FPV lifts him into the Spinning Boudledriver!, into the pin.
Freddy Whoa: No need for drama here - ONE, TWO, THREE, FPV has taken care of Seth.
Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight in the ring now, attacking FPV from behind! She drops him with a Reverse DDT.
Freddy Whoa: Sarah Twilight however is thrown out of the ring by Zero Tolerance. We've got two entrants left, Zach. Mikey and who knows who.
Zach Davis: Johnny Rabid and Joey Flash step up to Zero Tolerance, Rabid and Flash naturally talking a whole bunch of shit. And Zero Tolerance, naturally, talking a whole lot of shit back.
Freddy Whoa: If they're all talk - The Brotherhood is action. Kevin Bishop and Psychopomp attack Flash and Rabid from behind, hitting them with a few clubbing blows before tossing them out of the ring.
Zach Davis: The Brotherhood steps up to Zero Tolerance! Instead of even trying to talk any trash the two newest major factions to the WCF begin fighting immediately!
Freddy Whoa: Cliff, Singh, Blaze, and FPV enter the ring and join in. Singh is able to Clothesline out both Crazy J and Salem Shepard. Cliff takes care of Cash. Blaze runs at Kevin Bishop and executes a Hurricanrana that sends both men flying out!
Zach Davis: FPV hits Psychopomp with his Limit Break Tiger Suplex!, and he's alone in the ring as we're ready for our next entrant. Hey, Freddy?
Freddy Whoa: ...What?
Zach Davis: CAN?
Zach Davis: YOU?
Zach Davis: HEAR?
Zach Davis: ME?
Zach Davis: NOW?
Freddy Whoa: ...
Zach Davis: HERE COMES ROY SPEEDE!
Freddy Whoa: ROY SPEEDE ENTERS AT NUMBER FORTY NINE!
Zach Davis: I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE SAW ROY SPEEDE! He steps right up to FPV, and FPV looks like he's seen a ghost!
Freddy Whoa: FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS COLLIDE! FPV and ROY SPEEDE begin punching each other repeatedly!
Zach Davis: Roy Speede sends FPV to the ropes and executes a Dropkick as he comes back! Speede gets back to his feet as FPV stumbles up and hits a Superkick!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, FPV catches it and spins Speede around-
Zach Davis: Speede kicks FPV in the gut an hits an Angel's Wings! Speede rolls away as FPV climbs to his feet and Speede runs at him... Floatover DDT!
Freddy Whoa: Roy Speede has returned with a vengeance here tonight!, and he waits for FPV to get to his feet....
Zach Davis: He grapples him... SPEEDE OF LIGHT!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, FPV ELBOWS OUT OF IT! He has it too well scouted. Speede runs at FPV but FPV hits an Arm Drag. Speede gets back to his feet and FPV gets him into a Cobra Clutch.
Zach Davis: Speede shoves FPV off before FPV can hit his Bulldog. FPV hits the ropes and Speede locks him into a Full Nelson.
Freddy Whoa: SILVER BULLET!
Zach Davis: Roy Speede pins FPV, hooking the leg.
Freddy Whoa: ONE. TWO.
Zach Davis: NO! FPV KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: Finally, at long last, we're ready for our fiftieth and last entrant. Here comes Mikey eXtreme. Three. Two. One.
Zach Davis: Mikey eXtreme walks... slowly.. casually.. out from the back. Come on, Mikey. Let's hurry this up.
Freddy Whoa: Roy Speede pays him no mind; Speede drops down and pounds away at FPV. Mikey walks slowly towards the ring, non-chalantly, not giving a damn.
Zach Davis: He slides in, at long last. Come on, man, we want to go to bed. Some of us have day jobs.
Freddy Whoa: He grabs Speede from behind and lazily lifts him up... eXplosion! It isn't enough to put him away and Speede rolls out of the ring. FPV gets to his feet... The two go face to face.
Zach Davis: Mikey drops down onto his back, inviting FPV to pin him. What the fuck?
Freddy Whoa: FPV doesn't think twice. He hops onto Mikey and pins the leader of Mikey's America, hooking the leg. One.
Zach Davis: Two.
Freddy Whoa: Three? Mikey eXtreme enters at number fifty and just... lets himself get pinned.
Zach Davis: We know he's unhappy and disillusioned with WCF, but to do THAT? I mean, he didn't really EARN the right to enter last, but...
Freddy Whoa: Not sure if it was all the so called "part timers" in this match or what... but.. yeah. Wow. Mikey is gone. Someone in this match is going to head to One. FPV gets to his feet and Mikey just rolls out and leaving, clapping sarcastically.
Zach Davis: ROY SPEEDE ROLLS FPV UP FROM BEHIND!
Freddy Whoa: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Freddy Whoa: NO! FPV KICKS OUT!
Zach Davis: FPV and Speede get back to their feet and come face to face!
Freddy Whoa: FPV throws Speede to the ropes and executes a Frankensteiner as he comes back. FPV then climbs to the top...
Zach Davis: MUSHROOM STOMP!
Freddy Whoa: As FPV rolls away after completing the move, Singh scurries over the body of Roy Speede and pins him!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! Just like earlier in this match - Singh steals ANOTHER elimination!
Zach Davis: Singh gets to his feet and FPV goes to attack him, but he drops to the mat and rolls away. FPV turns-
Freddy Whoa: Right into a Military Press by Tomohawk! What strength! Tomohawk drops FPV into a Gutbuster!
Zach Davis: FPV rolls away and Tomohawk is spun around by Kevin Bishop and Psychopomp. The two men throw the Tag Team Champion to the ropes, and as he comes back they drop him by both hitting Dropkicks.
Freddy Whoa: They lift Tomohawk up and start hitting him with rights and lefts, but he can only take so much; Tomohawk soon begins to fight back!
Zach Davis: Not for long - Pomp and Bishop absorb some strikes from Tomohawk before hitting him with several shots to the head. They're back in control, and send him to the ropes.
Freddy Whoa: YAKUZA KICK TO BISHOP! He keeps running as Bishop rolls out of the ring, heading towards Psychopomp - HUNTING HAWK!
Zach Davis: Tomohawk pins Psychopomp! One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: Three! Elimination for Tomohawk, and Kevin Bishop is now the lone member of the Brotherhood left!
Zach Davis: Tomohawk is spun around by Flash and Rabid. Can't somebody friggin eliminate these guys already? They double Tomohawk over and Rabid takes him down with an Inverted Atomic Drop.
Freddy Whoa: Rabid quickly places himself on the turnbuckle as Tomohawk and follows it up with a Blockbuster! Rabid pins Tomohawk.
Zach Davis: One. Two.
Freddy Whoa: Kickout by Tomohawk! Flash and Rabid angrily lift Tomohawk up and toss him out of the ring. They then turn their sights to Gemini Battle and Teddy Blaze.
Zach Davis: Blaze and Battle are fighting in the corner - STILL, even after the King of All Media match - and Rabid and Flash rush them. Flash is on Gemini as Rabid is on Blaze.
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Jeff Purse joins the fray!, attacking Flash and Rabid. He spins Rabid around and hits a Spinning Heel Kick which allows Battle and Blaze to work together for a moment to hit Flash with a Double Suplex!
Zach Davis: War makes strange bedfellows indeed. And now Crazy J, Salem Shepard and Jason Cash step up to Purse, Battle and Blaze!
Freddy Whoa: ODIN BALFORE breaks it up! European Uppercut to Crazy J!, to Shepard!, to Cash! Blaze runs at Odin and gets a Big Boot! Purse and Battle run at him... HE SPEARS THEM BOTH DOWN!
Zach Davis: Odin gets to his feet - he's spun around by Sarah Twilight! Twilight hits a European Uppercut of her own before hitting a Spinning Snap Neckbreaker!
Freddy Whoa: Sarah Twilight then goes face to face with Serujah. Twilight piefaces her with contempt.
Zach Davis: Sarah Twilight is our first, and so far only, female World Champion. The closest we have other than her was Bonnie Blue, who was a clone of Johnny Reb, so that almost kind of counts I guess? Confusing. But anyway, you've got to think someone like Sarah Twilight doesn't appreciate Serujah and her, uh.. nakedness.
Freddy Whoa: Serujah gets back up and runs at Twilight, but Twilight catches her in a Powerslam. She quickly lifts Serujah up and executes The Twilight Zone!
Zach Davis: Into the pin. One. Two.
Freddy Whoa: Three. She gets to her feet - SPRINGBOARD LARIAT FROM TOMOHAWK!
Zach Davis: Tomohawk pins Twilight! One!
Freddy Whoa: Two!
Zach Davis: NO!, Twilight kicks out. Doc Henry lifts Tomohawk up and thumbs him in the eye before kicking him in the gut and executing a Pedigree.
Freddy Whoa: Doc Henry lifts Sarah Twilight up, and.... It seems like he's trying to broker an alliance with her. Sarah eyes him suspiciously... They don't call him Doc the Cock for nothing.
Zach Davis: Doc extends his hand. Twilight isn't dumb and knows she needs an ally in this match; she shakes it.
Freddy Whoa: Whoops. Doc Henry seals the deal with a slight pat to Twilight's bum. This isn't good.
Zach Davis: Twilight's eyes blaze and she immediately turns, kicks him in the gut and executes a Faceplant DDT.
Freddy Whoa: TWILIGHT LOCKS IN THE WITCH'S SABBATH!
Zach Davis: Doc Henry yells out in pain, yelling he's sorry, but he's fading fast.
Freddy Whoa: Twilight's move was locked on out of anger, though - she doesn't have great ring positioning. Henry is able to grab the ropes and pull himself free, exiting the ring. He's lucky.
Zach Davis: Twilight, still flustered, gets to her feet. Jason O'Neal begins kicking her from behind! She yells out and turns, but O'Neal's strikes are second to none. He pushes her into the ropes once she's subdued and throws her across the ring.
Freddy Whoa: As she comes back, he captures her in a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker. He drives another series of knees into her back before grabbing her by the legs....
Zach Davis: SHARPSHOOTER APPLIED! JASON O'NEAL HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER ON SARAH TWILIGHT!
Freddy Whoa: Is she going to tap!? Jason O'Neal has toiled for weeks here in WCF, impressing us every match, but could tonight be his breakout night!?
Zach Davis: HERE COMES STEVEN SINGH!, he hits his 15 Minutes of Fame heel hook to O'Neal while he has the Sharpshooter locked in!
Freddy Whoa: Singh pins Sarah Twilight! He's stealing another one! One!
Zach Davis: Two!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Twilight kicks out. Singh immediately rolls away and pins O'Neal. One!
Zach Davis: Two!
Freddy Whoa: No, O'Neal kicks out too. Singh slaps the mat out of frustration - FINALLY one of his stealing-pins plans didn't work.
Zach Davis: He walks right into a Crux of Fate by CJ Phoenix! The Alpha Champion pins Steven Singh!, hooking the leg!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! Finally!, someone has taken out Steven Singh!
Freddy Whoa: If CJ Phoenix holds onto the belt for another month, he'll be able to cash it in against a non-World Champion. If he holds onto it for TWO more months, well, he can cash it in for a World Title shot. What if he wins War AND holds onto that Alpha Title? Talk about money in the bank!
Zach Davis: Phoenix gets to his feet and sidesteps a Handspring Back Elbow from Cliff. Phoenix runs at him and takes him down with a Running STO!
Freddy Whoa: Phoenix quickly jumps to the top. He waits one second and surveys the crowd before he flies....
Zach Davis: PHOENIX SPLASH!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: NO! NO! CLIFF OF DOOM KICKS OUT!
Freddy Whoa: CJ Phoenix can't believe it!, he lifts Cliff of Doom up and throws him to the ropes. Cliff of Doom leapfrogs over Phoenix and then Clotheslines the Alpha Champion down.
Zach Davis: Phoenix rolls out of the ring which allows Cliff to run at Teddy Blaze now and hit a Single Leg Running Dropkick. Just like Gemini Battle, Teddy Blaze must be exhausted after earlier tonight.
Freddy Whoa: Cliff pulls Blaze in.... DOOMSTONE! HE HITS IT!
Zach Davis: Cliff pins Teddy, hooking the leg!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! Blaze is eliminated!
Freddy Whoa: Cliff gets up and goes face to face with Gemini Battle. Cliff just eliminated Gemini's arch enemy....
Zach Davis: CLIFF AND BATTLE TRADE BLOWS! I don't know why I feel like these two guys know each other really well or something but yeah! Epic encounter!
Freddy Whoa: Cliff goes to whip Gemini to the ropes but Gemini reverses it and sends Cliff to the ropes instead. Gemini hits a hard knife edge chop as Cliff comes back.
Zach Davis: Gemini goes for a Snapmare Suplex but Cliff lands behind him. Cliff grapples him but Gemini lurches forward, grabbing onto the ropes. Cliff rolls backwards and then rushes Gemini, but Gemini pulls down the top rope and sends Cliff flying out.
Freddy Whoa: The fans are on their feet, Gemini Battle runs... SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Zach Davis: Jeff Purse is next, he runs to the ropes, runs towards Battle and Cliff...
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Tomohawk catches him with a Talon Strike! Purse is on dream street and Tomohawk bounces off the ropes...
Zach Davis: HUNTING HAWK! Tomohawk pins Purse!
Freddy Whoa: ONE. TWO.
Zach Davis: THREE! Another elimination for Tomohawk, and he eliminates one of two former War winners in this match!, and a former World Champ!
Freddy Whoa: Tomohawk gets up and backs into a corner, looking to rest, but Jay Omega runs at him and hits a Stinger Splash! He follows up with a Release Northern Lights Suplex!
Zach Davis: Breathtaking!
Freddy Whoa: It sure was, Zach!
Zach Davis: No, I mean, that's what Jay Omega calls that combination, but it WAS breathtaking nonetheless. Omega pins Tomohawk!
Freddy Whoa: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Freddy Whoa: Tomohawk kicks out! Omega gets up and he's spun around by Doc Henry! Henry hits a series of strikes to Omega!
Zach Davis: Both of these men are associates of Johnny Reb, Bonnie Blue, whatever the name, they know him/her well. That could've lead to them being allies but it looks like all bets are off here.
Freddy Whoa: Omega goes for his Thunderclap kick but Henry ducks it and drops him with the Gambler's Hand Rock Bottom!
Zach Davis: Doc Henry drops to pin Jay Omega - no, Twilight rolls Henry up from behind!
Freddy Whoa: One! Two!
Zach Davis: Henry escapes! Both are to their feet and Henry runs at Twilight. Twilight kicks him in the gut and hits a High Angle Backbreaker.
Freddy Whoa: Twilight gets up and turns - and is face to face with Crazy J, Salem Shepard, and Jason Cash. Uh oh.
Zach Davis: Cash kicks her and throws her to the ropes. Salem catches her as she comes back and lifts....
Freddy Whoa: TILTAWHIRL FROM HELL! Salem Shepard pins Twilight, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! Zero Tolerance, Salem Shepard specifically, takes out Sarah Twilight! And one less former World Champion is in this match!
Zach Davis: Johnny Rabid and Joey Flash go face to face with Zero Tolerance once more. Flash asks if they think they're hot shit because they took out a cunt like Sarah Twilight - I'm sorry to have to repeat that, his words, not mine.
Freddy Whoa: Why did you have to repeat it? Don't you think everyone watching at home heard what Joey said?
Zach Davis: Uh.. yeah. Anyway, not sure what Rabid and Flash are thinking here, they're outnumbered. They begin to fight anyway!
Freddy Whoa: HEY! The 6ix God himself trips up Cash from outside. We almost forgot about him...
Zach Davis: This allows Flash and Rabid to get the upper hand. They press Salem Shepard and Crazy J into the ropes then throw them across the ring.
Freddy Whoa: Flash hits a Belly to Belly to Shepard as Rabid hits a Snap German Suplex to Crazy J! Both J and Shepard roll out of the ring, leaving Cash alone with Flash and Rabid.
Zach Davis: Rabid runs at Cash - REBEL YELL SPINEBUSTER FROM CASH TO RABID! HE CATCHES HIM!
Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash runs at him next but Cash takes him down with a Drop Toehold. Flash gets up and Cash hits him with a Brainbuster! He spikes his head to the mat!
Zach Davis: CASH PINS FLASH!
Freddy Whoa: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Flash gets the shoulder up! Cash gets to his feet and Holmes trips him up AGAIN. Cash angrily kicks him away before turning back to Flash.
Zach Davis: HERE IS JASON O'NEAL! Out of nowhere, O'Neal catches him and takes him down with a Lagniappe outta nowhere!!
Freddy Whoa: O'Neal pins Cash!
Zach Davis: One! Two!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! Jason Cash is eliminated!
Zach Davis: Very impressive showing - he last in here for a LONG time. Zero Tolerance is down to the Freakshow now!, after Cash and Archer joined forces earlier!
Freddy Whoa: Cash rolls out of the ring - but he's not done fighting. CASH BEGINS BRAWLING WITH JARED HOLMES!
Zach Davis: Cash throws Holmes up the ramp and then runs at him and tackles him down, hitting him with a barrage of strikes!, angry at him for costing him the match.
Freddy Whoa: Holmes hasn't just competed in the match, however, he's fresh, he's able to escape. Cash rushes him again but Holmes trips him. Cash won't be denied - he tries to tackles Holmes down again regardless!
Zach Davis: The two men continue brawling all the way to the back! Cash is making sure The 6ix God can't help Joey Flash and Johnny Rabid any more!
Freddy Whoa: Jason O'Neal turns and finds himself face to face with Salem Shepard. Shepard throws him to the ropes and here comes Crazy J.... ANOTHER TILTAWHIRL FROM HELL! Crazy J pins O'Neal!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! Freakshow gets revenge for Cash!
Zach Davis: Going into a match like this, no one knows what to expect from a man like Jason O'Neal, but he sure did prove himself here tonight. Invaders or no invaders, Jason O'Neal belongs here.
Freddy Whoa: Doc Henry and Tomohawk are brawling in the middle of the ring - a tag team specialist brawling with the current Tag Team Champion!
Zach Davis: Tomohawk gains the upper hand and throws Henry to the ropes, but Henry reverses it, sending Tomohawk for a ride instead. As Tomohawk comes back Henry hooks him for the Gambler's Hand!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Tomohawk elbows his way out of it. Tomohawk goes for the Talon Strike!
Zach Davis: Doc Henry ducks that and lifts Tomohawk up for the Jackhamer!!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Tomohawk lands behind Henry and Henry turns -
Zach Davis: WRATH OF THE ANCESTORS! Tomohawk drops down and pins Henry!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE!
Freddy Whoa: CJ Phoenix quickly throws Tomohawk to the ropes!, not wasting any time after the elimination.
Zach Davis: Tomohawk Springboards!, SPIRITS RISING!
Freddy Whoa: NO! CJ PHOENIX HITS A TALON KICK OF HIS OWN!, Phoenix drops down and pins Tomohawk!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! Phoenix eliminates the Tag Team Champion!
Zach Davis: Phoenix gets up and turns-
Freddy Whoa: KEVIN BISHOP SPRINGBOARDS AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE BLACK DEATH!
Zach Davis: PIN! ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! The People's Champion eliminates the Alpha Champion!
Freddy Whoa: PHEW. Rapidfire eliminations there!
Zach Davis: SUDDEN FLASH BY JOEY FLASH TO KEVIN BISHOP! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!?
Freddy Whoa: KEVIN BISHOP DUCKS IT! Bishop runs to the ropes, Springboards -
Zach Davis: BISHOP TAKES DOWN JOHNNY RABID WITH THE BLACK DEATH!
Freddy Whoa: Bishop pins Rabid, hooking the leg!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Freddy Whoa: FLASH BREAKS IT UP!
Zach Davis: NO!, Gemini Battle stops Flash at the last second! TWO! THREE!
Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop takes out Johnny Rabid! Joey Flash is finally, at long last, alone in this match!
Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop gets to his feet triumphantly! - until he's met with a giant boot to the gut courtesy of War Balfore.
Freddy Whoa: Balfore pulls him in... lifts him up on his shoulders... he's going for the Odin Shrugged!
Zach Davis: NO!, Bishop weasels out of it and hooks Odin for the Inevitable Death Nail!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Odin shoves him away. Bishop rushes him and Odin lifts him up once more!
Zach Davis: ODIN SHRUGGED! HE HITS IT! Odin pins Bishop!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: NO!, Bishop kicks out! UNBELIEVABLE!
Freddy Whoa: Man, I'm exhausted. I don't remember ever having so many men left in this match after our last entrant got out here... Jesus.
Zach Davis: Crazy J and Salem Shepard step up to Odin, but Odin isn't intimidated. J runs at him first but Odin boots him in the gut and tosses him away. Shepard runs at him next and Odin catches him in a Bearhug before turning and slamming him into Crazy J, full force!
Freddy Whoa: Odin throws Shepard down and kicks him out of the ring. He picks Crazy J up and throws him across the ring...
Zach Davis: SURTR'S REVENGE punch! The former World Champion doesn't let J go down, he grabs his throat... RAGNAROK!
Freddy Whoa: Odin pins the Hardcore Champion!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! Odin Balfore once again leads in eliminations after being tied with Steven Singh for quite a while now!
Freddy Whoa: One more elimination and he can tie the record, guys. Two more and he can break it.
Zach Davis: And, finally, we're down to our final eight men. One of these guys is going to One.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle. Joey Flash. Odin Balfore. FPV. Cliff of Doom. Kevin Bishop. Salem Shepard. And last year's winner, Jay Omega.
Zach Davis: All eight men are in the ring, after Shepard and Crazy J shared a moment on the outside. Zero Tolerance have dominated this match, but now they have one man left.
Freddy Whoa: Here we go! Gemini runs at Flash and tackles him down!, and Shepard runs at Odin! Bishop goes toe to toe with Cliff, leaving FPV and Omega to tie up.
Zach Davis: Gemini, Shepard, and Cliff have been fighting week in and week out here in the WCF, and Gemini Battle in particular is going to be very, VERY worn out at this point. Odin just went through the deathmatch tournament not too long ago, but FPV, Omega, and Flash all have the advantage of being fresh.
Freddy Whoa: That said, ring rust is real, and could adversely affect them - so I'd call it an even playing field when all is said and done.
Zach Davis: Gemini and Flash roll out of the ring, continuing to brawl. Shepard, knowing he's the last of his group has been energized and is able to send Odin reeling!
Freddy Whoa: Cliff has taken Bishop down with a Snapmare. Bishop rolls out of the ring, near Battle and Flash. Cliff runs....
Zach Davis: CLIFF DIVE ONTO FLASH, GEMINI AND BISHOP! That's a Suicide Somersault Senton over the top! WOW!
Freddy Whoa: All four men are laid out! In the ring, Shepard has Odin in the corner. Shepard runs at him and Clotheslines him into the post!
Zach Davis: Odin stumbles out and Shepard kicks him in the gut and DDTs him down. Shepard pins him!
Freddy Whoa: One!... two!.... No!, Odin gets the shoulder up.
Zach Davis: Odin is dangerous here - he's a man that likes to make history, and that elimination record is within his grasp.
Freddy Whoa: Shepard climbs to the top rope and waits for Odin to get up....
Zach Davis: DIVING DDT! He scurries over to Odin's fallen body and pins him once more!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: NO!, Odin shoots the shoulder up once more! Shepard's momentum is building and he climbs to the top once more. Odin is out.
Freddy Whoa: MOON GLORIOUS! SALEM FLIES!
Zach Davis: ODIN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Odin struggles to his feet just as Shepard does too, the two men walk into each other-
Freddy Whoa: VALHALLA BOMB BY ODIN! ODIN PINS SHEPARD!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Shepard gets HIS shoulder up!
Zach Davis: Everyone in this match is SO CLOSE now, SO CLOSE to winning War and main eventing One. They're going to give it every last ounce of strength they've got.
Freddy Whoa: Salem Shepard and Jason Cash wanted the Tag Team Titles and some would say they were considered the favorites going into last week's match, but they came up short. A win tonight at War would really avenge that loss!
Zach Davis: Odin lifts Shepard up and lifts him up for another Odin Shrugged!, but Shepard is able to escape it. He kicks Odin in the back of the knee, doubling him over.
Freddy Whoa: Lariat to the back of Odin's head!
Zach Davis: NO!, Odin must have eyes in the back of his head because he ducks down, Shepard is sent running forward and Odin gets up, now behind Shepard. Shepard turns -
Freddy Whoa: SURTR'S REVENGE! KNOCKOUT PUNCH!
Zach Davis: Before Odin can make the pin HE'S HIT WITH A SUPERKICK FROM FPV!
Freddy Whoa: ODIN WAS GOING TO TIE THE RECORD! FPV PINS HIM!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO!
Zach Davis: ODIN POWERS OUT! He will not be denied! Odin struggles to his feet and FPV, having subdued Omega earlier, keeps striking away at him. But Odin knows it is now or never.
Freddy Whoa: But he isn't invincible. No one is. FPV hits him with a few forearm shots before hitting a Snap Suplex and keeping it hooked.
Zach Davis: Another Snap Suplex... takes him down, lifts him back up...
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Odin shoves FPV off into the ropes. FPV bounces back.
Zach Davis: BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Freddy Whoa: ODIN DUCKS IT! ODIN GRABS FPV BY THE THROAT!
Zach Davis: RAGNAROK! ODIN PINS HIM!
Freddy Whoa: ONE.
Zach Davis: TWO.
Freddy Whoa: THREE! ODIN TIES THE RECORD!
Zach Davis: Listen to this crowd... WAR BALFORE! WAR BALFORE! WAR BALFORE!
Freddy Whoa: One more, Odin. One more.
Zach Davis: Odin gets to his feet - and walks right into a quick takedown by Joey Flash.
Freddy Whoa: Flash hits Odin with a barrage of lefts and rights. Oh, come on. The fans boo heavily.
Zach Davis: Flash rolls away after a few moments and he eyes Odin, madness in his eyes. Odin stumbles to his feet and Flash grapples him from behind.
Freddy Whoa: LIGHTNING BOLT SUPLEX!
Zach Davis: NO!, Odin lands on his feet!? Flash turns -
Freddy Whoa: Odin hooks him - MAVERICKPLEX!!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO!
Zach Davis: ODIN ELIMINATES FLASH TO BREAK THE RECORD!
Freddy Whoa: NO! NO! FLASH KICKS OUT! HE KICKED OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!
Zach Davis: ....I fucking hate War, Jesus Christ if I was any more on the edge of my seat I'd fall off of it!
Freddy Whoa: Odin gets to his feet and he's livid. NO ONE kicks out of that, NO ONE. He thought he eliminated one of the favorites to win this match and tied the record....
Zach Davis: Flash rolls out of the ring and Odin turns, exhausted. Omega runs at him but all Odin can muster is a punch, taking him down. Gemini is next, another punch. Cliff is next, boom, another punch.
Freddy Whoa: Bishop grapples Odin from behind - Odin elbows him away. Bishop rushes Odin again and Odin catches him and hits a Snap Powerslam.
Zach Davis: Odin turns again, and this time Shepard catches him and executes a Belly to Back Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Shepard climbs to the top. He's going for the Moon Glorious once more!
Zach Davis: NO!, with his last bit of energy Odin dives into the ropes, causing Shepard to crotch himself. Odin takes a deep breath before grabbing Shepard by the throat.
Freddy Whoa: ODIN TAKES SHEPARD OFF THE ROPES AND HITS A RAGNAROK!! INTO THE PIN!
Zach Davis: ONE.
Freddy Whoa: TWO.
Zach Davis: THREE.
Freddy Whoa: ODIN BREAKS THE RECORD!!! SEVEN ELIMINATIONS!
Zach Davis: Odin stands up as Shepard rolls out of the ring, right into the waiting hands of Gemini Battle.
Freddy Whoa: GOD'S PARADOX. Battle pins Odin, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: ONE. TWO.
Freddy Whoa: Three. Gemini Battle got him.
Zach Davis: The fans are on their feet applauding Odin's effort. What a performance here tonight!
Freddy Whoa: But War isn't over yet, not by a long shot. Battle is immediately attacked from behind by Flash, who hits him with forearm shots to the back of the head.
Zach Davis: Broken up by Cliff!, who spins Flash around and hits a Superkick!
Freddy Whoa: Flash ducks that!, he hits Cliff with a few quick boxing jabs. Gemini breaks that up now, GRABBING FLASH FOR THE GOD'S PARADOX!
Zach Davis: NO!, Flash has that well scouted and drops down, escaping Gemini's grasp. Flash rolls Gemini up with a schoolboy pin!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: Foot on the ropes!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Gemini escapes it. Cliff grapples Flash and throws him to the ropes. Flash hits and Cliff runs at him, Clotheslining him before lifting him up onto the top.
Zach Davis: Cliff climbs up with Flash, lifting him.... War is meant for Cliffhangers and here comes one!
Freddy Whoa: HE HITS HIS TOP ROPE C4! CLIFFHANGER! CLIFF HAS FLASH!
Zach Davis: CLIFF LOCKS FLASH IN THE NO LEAF CLOVER!
Freddy Whoa: I don't know if this is wise - the chances of Joey Flash giving up?
Zach Davis: But he could pass out, Freddy! Or, even if not that, he's going to be seriously hurt for the rest of the match!
Freddy Whoa: BISHOP SPRINGBOARDS AND HITS CLIFF WITH THE BLACK DEATH! SPRINGBOARD CODEBREAKER WHILE CLIFF HAD THE NO LEAF CLOVER LOCKED IN!
Zach Davis: Bishop pins Cliff!, hooking the leg!
Freddy Whoa: ONE!
Zach Davis: TWO!
Freddy Whoa: THREE! The leader of the Brotherhood got him!
Zach Davis: Flash once again rolls out of the ring as Bishop soaks in the boos of the audience. He can smell victory, Freddy. We're down to our final four.
Freddy Whoa: Everyone in this match is exhausted. They've all been in here for God knows how long.... This has to be over soon.
Zach Davis: Bishop runs at Omega, who was resting in the corner, and hits him with a running knee. He motions for Gemini Battle to come at him, Gemini obliges; Bishop drops him with a Snap Brainbuster!
Freddy Whoa: Bishop checks that Flash is still outside the ring before running to the ropes and Springboarding as Omega gets to his feet.
Zach Davis: BUSAIKU KNEE FROM OMEGA!, countering the Black Death! Omega pins Bishop!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: NO!, Bishop kicks out!
Freddy Whoa: Flash is back in the ring now and rushes Omega, but Omega sidesteps him and lets him keep running. As Flash comes back Omega goes for a Back Bodydrop, sending Flash flying back over the top!
Zach Davis: NO!, Flash lands on the apron. Omega climbs out after him and the two, on the apron, begin hitting each other with slow, sloppy strikes. Slow and sloppy but full of impact.
Freddy Whoa: Both of these men have been wrestling a conservative match but only one of them knows what it means to win War. Omega has just a bit more energy in reserve and is able to get the best of Flash.
Zach Davis: Flash takes a wild, desperate swing and Omega ducks it. He lifts him up in a Suplex....
Freddy Whoa: FALCON ARROW FROM THE APRON TO THE FLOOR! WHOA!
Zach Davis: Both Omega and Flash are laid out on the outside once more! In the ring, Gemini is kicking away at Bishop!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini lifts the People's Champion up a takes him down with a Bodyslam. He lifts him back up and hits a knife edge chop, sending him into a corner. Then another knife edge chop. Whooo!
Zach Davis: Bishop starts fighting back out from the corner, hitting a series of right hands to Battle. He throws him to the ropes, but Gemini reverses the whip attempt.
Freddy Whoa: Bishop reverses THAT whip attempt and pulls Gemini in, switches to a back grapple... GERMAN SUPLEX!
Zach Davis: Bishop keeps it hooked and lifts him up again, we've seen this before... ANOTHER German Suplex!
Freddy Whoa: Bishop lifts Gemini up once more... RELEASE GERMAN!
Zach Davis: NO!, Gemini lands on his feet! He rushes Bishop!
Freddy Whoa: BISHOP HITS THE CAST OUT!
Zach Davis: GEMINI IS LOCKED INTO THE ELEVATED SINGLE LEG CRAB NOW!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle screams in pain. He's been through so much here tonight.... Is he going to tap?
Zach Davis: He has to. He has no other choice.
Freddy Whoa: As Battle is about to tap, he glimpses Flash on the outside. Determination comes to his eyes. HE'S NOT GONNA GIVE UP! HE'S NOT GONNA LET US DOWN!
Zach Davis: Those aren't at all the right lyrics but your sentiment is correct, Gemini Battle has newfound determination! Battle is somehow able to use the ropes to work his way up and flip, kicking Bishop away!
Freddy Whoa: Bishop runs at Gemini but he rolls away. Bishop crashes into the corner, stumbles back-
Zach Davis: GOD'S PARADOX! GEMINI HITS IT!
Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!
Zach Davis: THREE! GEMINI DOES IT!
Freddy Whoa: Jay Omega quickly lifts Gemini up and knees him in the gut, doubling him over and putting him into the Pumphandle position.
Zach Davis: RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!
Freddy Whoa: OMEGA DROPS ONTO GEMINI BATTLE!
Zach Davis: ONE!
Freddy Whoa: TWO!
Zach Davis: NO! GEMINI KICKS OUT! HOW IN THE HELL!?
Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash rolls into the ring. He eyes Omega, who rolls away from Gemini, knowing that one wrong move and any of these three can be eliminated at any moment.
Zach Davis: One year ago, Joey Flash took out Dune, vacating the World Title. Jay Omega capitalized on that, won War and won the belt. Tonight, both of these men have one chance.... one chance to reclaim what they have lost.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle, meanwhile, COULD have challenged Thomas Uriel Bates to a World Title rematch here tonight. Instead, he decided he wanted to do it the hard way. He wanted to win War, and he's come this far.
Zach Davis: Battle stumbles to his feet and leans into the corner, exhausted. The fans are chanting WCF.... This has been the most unbelievable War I can imagine. The competition is unreal.
Freddy Whoa: Both Gemini and Omega run at Flash and go to attack him, but he drops down and rolls out of the ring. They instantly turn to each other and begin trading strikes.
Zach Davis: Omega gets the upper hand - he DID just hit his finisher on Gemini. He throws Gemini to the ropes and hits his Thunderclap kick as he comes back!
Freddy Whoa: Omega glares at Flash for a brief moment before running to the ropes, Springboarding, and hitting a Leg Drop onto Gemini. Pin attempt.
Zach Davis: One!, two!, no, Battle gets the shoulder up. Omega lifts him to his feet and lifts him for a Vertical Suplex.
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle lands behind Omega and spins him around, and throws him to the ropes!
Zach Davis: OMEGA SPRINGBOARDS AND DIVES OUT OF THE RING WITH A SHOOTING STAR PLANCHA ONTO JOEY FLASH!
Freddy Whoa: Without missing a beat, Gemini Battle runs and hits his Suicide Dive over the top!, landing on both men! WHOA!
Zach Davis: All three lay on a heap on the outside!, but Gemini is the first man up! He picks up Flash and rolls him into the ring, slides in. Pin him!
Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle of all people knows it'll take more than that. He waits for Flash to get up, and Joey barely knows where he is. He leans into the corner and Gemini runs at him and hits a Splash.
Zach Davis: Joey falls to the mat and Gemini quickly jumps to the top and flies off with a Moonsault without missing a beat!
Freddy Whoa: IT CONNECTS! PIN!
Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!
Freddy Whoa: NO!, Flash kicks out! Gemini Battle expected it and quickly pulls Flash up, having one last adrenaline rush, and grabs Flash from behind.... GOD'S PARADOX!
Zach Davis: As he lifts Flash up, Flash shifts his body and reverses it with an Arm Drag! Gemini Battle gets to his feet and runs at Joey!
Freddy Whoa: SUDDEN FLASH!
Zach Davis: Before Joey can go for the pin, Omega spins him around and knees the unsuspecting One Punch Man in the gut before quickly positioning him.. RIDE THE LIGHTNING!
Freddy Whoa: Looking down at both men, Omega runs to the turnbuckle.
Zach Davis: Gemini Battle had fought his way to a vertical base, but Omega flies off with a Corkscrew Moonsault into a Dragonrana! OVER THE TOP! HE PINS GEMINI!
Freddy Whoa: ONE.
Zach Davis: TWO.
Freddy Whoa: THREE.
Zach Davis: ....Whoa.
Freddy Whoa: We're down to two, Zach. We're down to two.
Zach Davis: The fans give Gemini Battle a standing ovation as he rolls out of the ring. Not wasting any time, Omega jumps on top of Joey Flash, going for the elimination!
Freddy Whoa: ONE!, TWO!, no! Flash gets the shoulder up.
Zach Davis: Jay Omega is looking to become only the second man in WCF history to win War twice, and the FIRST man to do it two consecutive years. I don't want to even talk about the only other person in history to win it more than once.
Freddy Whoa: Omega kicks Flash a few times, stiff shots to the head, before dragging him to the corner. Omega climbs to the top.
Zach Davis: IMPLODING 450 SPLASH!
Freddy Whoa: FLASH GETS THE KNEES UP! Omega crashes into them as Joey rolls away. Joey grabs Omega from behind.
Zach Davis: Omega elbows out of the Lightning Bolt attempt!
Freddy Whoa: Omega switches behind Flash, going for a Suplex of his own, but Joey elbows him too then switches behind him as well. From the rear grapple, Joey spins him around Rainmaker style-
Zach Davis: SUDDEN FLASH. HE HITS IT.
Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash drops down and pins Jay Omega, hooking the leg.
Zach Davis: One.
Freddy Whoa: Two.
Zach Davis: Three.
Freddy Whoa: It only takes one Sudden Flash, Zach. That's it. We have our War winner.
Zach Davis: Joey Flash is going to One.
Freddy Whoa: The crowd is in a kind of hushed silence. I don't even know what to say...
Zach Davis: Confetti is falling, Joey Flash looks like he's already won the fuckin' belt, he's so excited. He motions to the back.
Freddy Whoa: Aanndd Johnny Rabid and Jared Holmes are returning to the ring now. Fucking great. We should have listened to Bates.
Zach Davis: Flash embraces Rabid, then embraces Holmes. Wait, Flash is still motioning. He's not done?
Freddy Whoa: ....Out comes David Sanchez. We knew he's re-signed with the company, but he's buddies with Flash? Sanchez slides in. Another embrace. What are we seeing.
Zach Davis: And WADE. FUCKING. MOOR. Wade Moor is here!? Joey Flash grins as Moor walks casually to the ring. Confetti and streamers and shit are STILL coming down. Would somebody PLEASE put a stop to this!?
Freddy Whoa: Flash, Holmes, Rabid, Moor. David Sanchez. All in the ring, celebrating like they own the place. I don't want to take anything away from Flash, he DID win this fair and square, it's just... It doesn't feel right.
Zach Davis: Zombie McMorris has joined them now. Fuckin' SEAMAC is back, I guess. This is ridiculous. This is WCF, not the Joey Flash Show.
Zach Davis: Flash is on the mic. What's this? He's saying there is one more person he needs in the ring right now.
Freddy Whoa: ...Is... Is that....
Zach Davis: After last year... after everything last year?....
Freddy Whoa: Here comes Dune. He's aligned himself with these jackasses!?
Zach Davis: Dune slides into the ring.... And shakes Joey Flash's hand. The fans are throwing trash into the ring. Seriously. Someone stop this. Who else?!
Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES THOMAS URIEL BATES. Bates steps out, and he's got Zero Tolerance backing him up! The five of them head to the ring!
Zach Davis: The War match is over, but it looks like things have only just begun! Bates gets into the ring, with Crazy J, Salem Shepard, Jason Cash, and Adrian Archer flanking him. Bates steps up to Joey Flash, and Flash doesn't back down. Neither does Dune, Rabid, Holmes, Sanchez, ZMAC, or Moor. Whatever this group is... They've still got Bates outnumbered.
Freddy Whoa: Wait. What is that theme?
Zach Davis: It's mysterious, that's for sure. I ...
Freddy Whoa: That's the Mysterious Pantheon Theme!
Zach Davis: Here comes Corey Black! Here comes the World Champion!
Freddy Whoa: AND HE'S FLANKED BY JAYSON PRICE!
Zach Davis: WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON!? Bates grins at Flash as Corey enters the ring on one side and Price enters the ring on the other side!
Freddy Whoa: PANTHEON HAS EVENED UP THE NUMBERS!
Zach Davis: THOMAS URIEL BATES! COREY BLACK! JAYSON PRICE! SALEM SHEPARD, JASON CASH, CRAZY J! Toe to toe with Joey Flash, Dune, Wade Moor, Johnny Rabid, Jared Holmes, David Sanchez, and ZMAC!
Freddy Whoa: Pantheon steps forward! Corey Black wants a piece of Joey Flash! We don't have to wait until One!
Zach Davis: Corey Black and Jayson Price!.... turn... to face Thomas Uriel Bates and Zero Tolerance?....
Freddy Whoa: Corey flips Bates off. Price shakes hands with Flash. What the fuck.
Zach Davis: What are.. we.. witnessing... What?
Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash just shouted... "PLAY OUR FUCKING MUSIC!"
Zach Davis: THE MYSTERIOUS PANTHEON THEME IS PLAYING AGAIN. Corey Black raises the WCF World Title up in the air, staring at Bates as he does it. Moor and Rabid lift Flash up onto their shoulders.
Freddy Whoa: Corey Black and Joey Flash have come together to reform Wrestling's Mightiest Stable.... They aren't invaders, they aren't the #beachkrew, they're.... They're fucking Pantheon.
Zach Davis: Dune steps forward as everyone is about to come to blows. The ring is soon crowded as literally dozens of security flood the arena. Two men each hold back the Zero Tolerance boys as four men hold back Thomas Uriel Bates!
Freddy Whoa: We should've listened to Bates when we could have. Now... look what we have.
Zach Davis: We knew WCF would never be the same again after tonight. And Corey Black... Joey Flash... Dune.. Pantheon.. They've made sure of that. I have no idea where we go from here.
Freddy Whoa: I doubt anyone does, Zach. I doubt anyone does.
Zach Davis: More security flood the ring, stopping Bates and Zero Tolearance from attacking Pantheon, as every Pantheon member gloats and plays to the booing crowd.... We're out of time. Get some sleep, fans... We'll see you at Slam.
Freddy Whoa: Goodnight.