10/01/2017
Live from the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan


War XVI Intro

Zach Davis: There's the pyro and that's Seek And Destroy by Metallica over the PA system! Welcome to the 16th Annual WCF WAR PPV!

Freddy Whoa: Zach I can barely hear what you're saying and I'm right beside you!

Zach Davis: I can't figure out why but this crowd has dueling chants of "AWOOOOOOOO" and "LUUUUUUUUUUKE" going right now!

Freddy Whoa: WAR is a crazy time where new stars are born and old legends come back for one last shot at the top. Can you really expect anything less from these fans?

Zach Davis: True! Well let's quick do a rundown of what we have going on tonight because this is going to be a HUGE show!

Freddy Whoa: In our MAIN EVENT it's going to be WCF's signature match...THE WAR MATCH!

Zach Davis: This isn't your pansy Royal Rumble where you just throw a guy over the ropes and he's done. No, you want to eliminate someone, you're gonna have to pin or submit them!

Freddy Whoa: And this match is going to be chaos! At last count we have at least 45 men and women confirmed to be participating, but there are always some surprises in this match so we could easily see 50 or even 60 people competing tonight!

Zach Davis: Names like Odin Balfore, Andre Holmes, Sidney J. Warwick, Jay Omega, Bonnie Blue, Luke Force, Gravedigger, David Sanchez... I can't name off everyone because we'll be here all night.

Freddy Whoa: Newcomers like Bomber, Agimat, Leon Hayze.. And who knows who's going to return? And-

Zach Davis: Really. We don't want to be here all night.

Freddy Whoa: It's okay Zach, we all know wrestling fans are notoriously patient people. Especially ones in chatrooms.

Zach Davis: Of course! But before we get to that, we've got a triple threat match for the WCF World Title! Steven Singh defending against both John Rabid and Teo Del Sol!

Freddy Whoa: The Corey Black Retirement Tour continues with, potentially, the biggest match of Corey's entire career, as he fights Jonny Fly one last time.

Zach Davis: This has been one of the most exciting rivalries in WCF history, and we're going to write the final chapter.

Freddy Whoa: Speaking of final chapters... Seth Lerch and Torture are going to finally settle their rivalry in a No Disqualifications Match!

Zach Davis: Seth Lerch has antagonized Torture for the last several months and it all comes to a head here tonight!

Freddy Whoa: Well that's enough talking, let's get to the action!

No Disqualification Match
Seth Lerch vs Torture

Zach Davis: That's Master of Puppets and we're kicking off WAR with a No Disqualification match!

Freddy Whoa: Look at Seth coming out so confident, he has no idea Torture is about to destroy him!

Zach Davis: For the last 9 months Seth Lerch has made Tortures life a literal living hell! Including taking him out of the Hall of Fame, spending millions of dollars CGI'ing Torture's last few major wins in WCF to actual losses..

Freddy Whoa: And all the beat downs, you can't forget that Seth has viciously attacked Torture more than a dozen or so times and Torture hasn't been able to respond or retaliate!

Zach Davis: Well that can all change tonight as Torture FINALLY is able to get his hands on Seth Lerch!

Freddy Whoa: I'm surprised Lerch is out here by himself! He's that confident!

Zach Davis: The crowd comes alive as Torture's music hits and Tokyo, Japan loves Torture as much as we all do!

Freddy Whoa: Torture doesn't even taunt he's walking down that ramp with a purpose!

Zach Davis: We are going to get it on! Lerch and Torture FINALLY one on one!

Freddy Whoa: WAIT A MINUTE WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!

Zach Davis: It's those damn developmental wrestlers! They're attacking Torture! It's four on one and Lerch is laughing inside the ring!

Freddy Whoa: Torture can't fight off the four men! They're throwing Torture into the guard rail and into the ring now, Zach! This is bull-

Zach Davis: Lerch is demanding the ref to ring the bell!

Freddy Whoa: The bell has sounded and Lerch might have an easy win! Torture is clearly in pain in that ring and those developmental wrestlers are looking for more WAIT WHO IS THAT?!

Zach Davis: THATS RYAN DANIELS, CHRIS AVERY AND TANK!!!! TORTURE HAS REINFORCMENTS!

Freddy Whoa: THEY ARE CLEANING HOUSE! LERCHS SECURITY ARE HIGH TAILING IT THROUGH THE CROWD HERE IN TOKYO!

Zach Davis: Reaper, Daniels and Avery are chasing them out of here! We're going to get this ONE on ONE!

Freddy Whoa: Torture is getting to his feet but what the hell does Lerch have in his hands? Brass knuckles?!

Zach Davis: OH WOW! Lerch just leveled Torture and it knocked him out of the ring!

Freddy Whoa: Lerch is in control now and he's not letting Torture get away even when he might be in a concussed state.

Zach Davis: Torture looks down and out as Lerch throws him into the guardrail, Freddy. Lerch got the sneak-attack advantage and he is going to laugh all the way to the bank!

Freddy Whoa: Lerch hits a beautiful looking suplex on the outside of the ring, Lerch has picked up a move or two since we've seen him wrestle last!

Zach Davis: I'm trying to watch my mouth about this as I don't want another fine and I really don't want to be suspended but Lerch is only in control because of his damn guards he paid off to attack Torture from behind!

Freddy Whoa: True dawg, but it's no DQ!

Zach Davis: Lerch throws Torture in the ring here and he's calling for the end! This sold out crowd is not loving this at all!

Freddy Whoa: WOOOWWW!! Did Lerch just hit Torture with Slickie T's finisher?!

Zach Davis: TORTURE LOOKS OUT! LERCH IS PINNING!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!! TWO!!

Zach Davis: AND TORTURE KICKS UP! WHEREEEEE did that come from!?

Freddy Whoa: Lerch was trying to add insult to injury and really do Torture in with Slickie T's finisher!

Zach Davis: Where is Lerch going!?

Freddy Whoa: He's got a chair!

Zach Davis: Lerch is waiting for Torture to stand to his feet! Lerch is going to deck him!

Freddy Whoa: Torture ducks!!! TORTURE IS BACK ON OFFENSE!!

Zach Davis: Lerch is in trouble! Lerch is reeling back in the corner! Torture is firing away with lefts and rights!

Freddy Whoa: Look out, Lerch is hit with a THUNDEROUS spinebuster! Torture is on FIRE!

Zach Davis: Lerch to his feet! Torture hits a stiff sidekick! Lerch reels back into the corner and bounces out! TORTURE hits another stiff sidekick!!! Lerch is out cold!

Freddy Whoa: WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?

Zach Davis: RICK MAD JUST HIT THE MAD DDT ON TORTURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WHAT THE HELL!?!!

Freddy Whoa: WHY IS RICK MAD HERE?!

Zach Davis: TO HELP THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH SETH LERCH GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS HORSESHIT!

Freddy Whoa: Rick Mad is rolling back through the crowd with his hoodie back on! Is there where he came from!?

Zach Davis: I have no idea where he even came from! Lerch is crawling over to Torture for the pin!

Freddy Whoa: This is it! It's over!

Zach Davis: TORTURE KICKS UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! LERCH ONLY GOT A TWO COUNT!!

Freddy Whoa: Where the hell is Lerch going now?!

Zach Davis: He's looking under the ring for something!

Freddy Whoa: Probably more help! Torture is trying to get to his feet in the ring! Lerch found what he was looking for!

Zach Davis: Lerch has a table and he's sliding it in the ring, Lerch wants to end this right here and put Torture through the table!

Freddy Whoa: Lerch picks up the chair now though..

Zach Davis: Oh what a shot to Tortures back from Lerch! That sickening thud across Tortures back and he's back down again! Lerch still in control!

Freddy Whoa: Where is he going with that table?

Zach Davis: He's trying to set it up in the corner and I think he wants to throw Torture through the table.

Freddy Whoa: He's set it up now, Zach, this could be the end!

Zach Davis: He's slapping the back of Tortures head, really giving him the business, Freddy!

Freddy Whoa: Oh! Lerch just hit head first on the middle turnbuckle!

Zach Davis: Last ditch effort from Torture! He just pulled Lerch down and into the turnbuckles and Lerch is dazed and confused!

Freddy Whoa: Alright alright alriiiiiight, Torture to his feet!

Zach Davis: Barely! The crowd comes alive again as Torture picks up Lerch and throws him to the corner!

Freddy Whoa: Should have threw him through the table!

Zach Davis: A nice splash from Torture! He picks up Lerch and hits a scoop slam and Torture is picking up momentum!

Freddy Whoa: Lerch to his feet! A STIFF clothesline from Torture! NOW HES BACK!! LOOK AT TORTURE COME ALIVE!!

Zach Davis: He's calling for it! Lerch is up! AND TORUTRE HITS THE SLIDING PUNCH!

Freddy Whoa: Made famous by Jermaine O'Neal! Torture hooks the leg and has the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: HOW THE HELL DID LERCH KICK UP!?

Zach Davis: Lerch got a shoulder up and Torture almost put this one away!

Freddy Whoa: Torture doesn't mind! It's more punishment he can dish out!

Zach Davis: Torture picks up Lerch and hits another spinebuster! Torture is looking at the top rope! DO IT TORTURE! DO IT!

Freddy Whoa: You know this is the frog splash!

Zach Davis: Torture is on the top rope!

Freddy Whoa: This used to be his finisher over ten years ago! Pulling out all the classic hits tonight!

Zach Davis: TORTURE HITS IT PERFECTLY! THE TORTURE FROG SPLASH! THIS ONE IS OVER!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: LERCH KICKS UP AGAIN?!

Freddy Whoa: How is Lerch even alive?!

Zach Davis: Torture is calling for the end!

Freddy Whoa: ITS TORTURES DEVICE TIME!

Zach Davis: Torture picks up Lerch! Look at Seth! He's nearly out cold! Torture has this one in the bag!

Freddy Whoa: OHHH COME ON!!

Zach Davis: Seth kicked backwards and just lowblowed Torture!

Freddy Whoa: Lerch just dick kicked Torture!

Zach Davis: Both men are down! Torture is holding his groin, Lerch is trying to catch his breath!

Freddy Whoa: Who is going to come out victorious at WAR!?

Zach Davis: Both men trying to get to their feet WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?

Freddy Whoa: WHO IS THAT??!?!

Zach Davis: WHAT IS HE DOING?!!?

Freddy Whoa: WHO IS HE HERE FOR?!!?! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RING!?!

Zach Davis: OH MY GODDDD HE JUST KILLED HIM!!! WHOEVER THE HELL THAT IS JUST DESTROYED HIM AND THE TABLE!!!

Freddy Whoa: TORTURE WAS JUST BROKEN IN HALF THROUGH THE TABLE!!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!

Zach Davis: OH YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?!!?

Freddy Whoa: NOOOOOO WAAYYYY I CAN SEEE NOW!!!

Zach Davis: THATS CHASE JACKSON FROM UCI!!! HE JUST SPEARED TORTURE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Freddy Whoa: LERCH IS MAKING HIM PICK TORTURE BACK UP!!!

Zach Davis: HE JUST SPEARED TORTURE AGAIN!! HES BROKEN IN HALF DAMN IT!!

Freddy Whoa: Oh my god! Torture is spitting up blood!

Zach Davis: Lerch is laughing and he hooks the leg! This is bullshit!

Freddy Whoa: .. One.. two..

Zach Davis: .. Three its over.

Freddy Whoa: Lerch just pinned Torture thanks to Chase Jackson.. a dude we have never seen in WCF!

Zach Davis: Jackson is picking up Lerch and holding him on his shoulders!

Freddy Whoa: What the HELL is going on?

Zach Davis: Torture just LOST that's whats going on!

Freddy Whoa: Did Lerch hire Chase Jackson?! WHY is he here?!

Zach Davis: Not only that but he just speared Torture TWICE! Once through that damn table and Torture has to have broken ribs.

Freddy Whoa: Chase is carrying Lerch up the ramp and we have officials checking on Torture.. I can't believe what we just saw.

Zach Davis: Lerch... just beat Torture.. How many men have EVER pinned Torture!? And... Seth Lerch is now one of them!?

Freddy Whoa: He took Torture out of the Hall of Fame, he made his life a living hell, made it so Jayson Price beat him, the ultimate insult, and now THIS!?

Zach Davis: I'm speechless.

Freddy Whoa: If that's what is setting the vibe here tonight, then we are in for a really weird show.

Zach Davis: I can't believe it. Torture was pinned by Lerch and was absolutely destroyed by some UCI flame out.

Freddy Whoa: Chase Jackson is one mean duder, Zach.. but what I want to know is what the hell is his relationship with Seth Lerch?

Zach Davis: I guess we'll find out soon enough? Maybe? Was this a one time thing!? No idea! Anyways let's cut to our video package for the next time we're live on pay per view!

Jonny Fly vs Corey Black

Zach Davis: Well, now we have another chapter in the Corey Black versus Jonny Fly saga.

Freddy Whoa: …and perhaps, the last chapter.

Zach Davis: The lights in the arena go out. “300 Violin Orchestra” hits over the PA system. Goosebumps right now, Freddy. The violins always give me goosebumps.

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly is revealed standing on the stage. A chorus of boos rings out from every corner of the arena.

Zach Davis: Fly is among the worst people who has come through this company. But his in-ring exploits have allowed his name to endure now years after his career effectively ended.

Freddy Whoa: Which of course, came at the hands of Corey Black.

Zach Davis: Freddy, I must say, there’s a little bit of suspense regarding the status of Corey Black with this match. He’s been accused of some pretty incredible things over the last 48 hours and there’s a warrant for his arrest back in the states.

Freddy Whoa: It simply doesn’t make any sense. We’ve known Black for a long-time. Those things – that’s simply not him. But nevertheless, look at the front row…

Zach Davis: Now facing the crowd on the left hand side of the ring we see a set of four police officers who’ve taken position just off the ringside area, just as Fly enters the ring.

Freddy Whoa: "Spit Out the Bone" by Metallica hits over the stereo system as the lights drop and purple lights illuminate the arena. A few moments later Corey Black emerges from the backstage area wearing a worn looking black leather vest with "ALL HAIL" - a skull with a crown - and "THE KING" on the back of it.

Zach Davis: That answers that. COREY BLACK IS HERE!

Freddy Whoa: …and he looks pissed!

Zach Davis: Indeed. The expression on Black’s face is one of anger. He doesn’t pause on the stage, instead marching straight down the ringside area and sliding into the ring. He sheds his vest, and goes straight for Fly!

Freddy Whoa: WHOA! The referee calls for the bell. Black has wasted no time starting the match. He’s locked up, but slips it, turns and delivers a stiff bionic elbow to Fly’s face. Fly stumbles backwards into the turnbuckle. Energized, Black gives him no space to recover. He grabs Fly and whips him across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle. Fly turns and soaks up the punishment with his back. Once again, Black is all over him. He flies across the ring and delivers a body splash, jarring Fly out of the corner and down to the mat on his knees. Black takes advantage of his fallen opponent, and delivers a brutal punt kick to the head.

Zach Davis: Corey Black is having his way with Jonny Fly right now. Wow.

Freddy Whoa: Black reaches down and helps Fly up to his feet. He then lifts him straight into the air, pausing for a second, before delivering a vertical suplex.

Zach Davis: Black immediately jumps back to his feet and heads to the turnbuckle. Climbing to the top, Black turns himself around and leaps – hitting Fly with a an elbow drop.

Freddy Whoa: That metal elbow of Corey Black’s has delivered a lot of damage already in this match.

Zach Davis: …and he’s not done yet?

Freddy Whoa: Indeed, Black is already back on his feet and hits another elbow drop to Fly’s sternum. He gets right back up and repeats the same maneuver. Then again…and again…and one more time for good measure.

Zach Davis: Black reaches down once again and lifts Fly to his feet. He grabs him by the neck – but Fly slithers away. Black turns back toward him. Fly goes for a big boot the face – but Black ducks it! He turns, and delivers a super kick!

Freddy Whoa: We saw a brief glimpse of life there from Fly, but Black squashes it immediately.

Zach Davis: This is about to go from bad to worse from Fly. He’s clearly rusty.

Freddy Whoa: Black has once again found himself atop the turnbuckle. Looking down on Fly, he leaps and flips through the air to deliver a 450 splash! Black rolls off Fly and goes right back to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He jumps again, flips again, and delivers a SECOND 450 splash. Albeit a little slower this time, Black gets back to his feet.

Zach Davis: He walks over to the turnbuckle and takes a deep breath – and proceeds back to the top. He turns to face Fly and jumps once again…

Freddy Whoa: HE’S GOING FOR A THIRD STAIGHT!

Zach Davis: Just in time, Fly rolls out of the way.

Freddy Whoa: NO! Black misses!

Zach Davis: Now holding his chest from the previous blows, it’s Fly who lifts himself off the canvas. He looks down at Black, scoffs, and then slides out of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: What’s all this about? Now at ringside, Fly walks over to our table and…

Zach Davis: HEY! DAMMIT! Fly just took my chair!

Freddy Whoa: With Zach’s folding chair in tow, Fly slides back into the ring. Black has just gotten back up to his feet. The two men lock eyes.

Zach Davis: Black then eyes the chair. The referee has stepped forward and attempts to pull the chair from Fly’s hands, but with a quick push Fly knocks him back. He then explodes forward, chair reared back, and delivers a glancing blow to the neck and shoulder area of Corey Black – who does his best to avoid a headshot.

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly just hit Black with my chair! Come on!

Freddy Whoa: The referee watches what has happened. He turns toward the timekeeper – but pauses. Uh-oh.

Zach Davis: The referee turns back toward Fly just in time to see him raise the chair over his head once again and bring it down on Corey Black – this time delivering a direct blow to the top of his head. He has no choice. He motions for the bell.

Freddy Whoa: The referee just called the match! This one is over!

Zach Davis: BLACK BEATS JONNY FLY– AGAIN – VIA DISQUALIFICATION!

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly could seemingly care less. He’s on a mission. Corey Black has now fallen to the mat, but Fly continues a series of chair shots to his fallen rival. One, two, three chair shots are delivered before…

Zach Davis: “Master of Puppets” begins to play. Seth Lerch, microphone in hand, immediately steps out onto the stage.

Seth Lerch: No, no, no! This can’t be allowed! Corey Black has only a few matches left on his retirement tour and Fly – who knows when we’ll see him again! This match MUST continue! Therefore, this match will now be contested with NO DISQUALIFICATION RULES! Have fun!

Freddy Whoa: With that, Lerch disappears backstage, having mandated the match continues.

Zach Davis: Unbelievable. Black is mugged by Fly, completely ignoring the rules of the match. He wins via disqualification as a result – but Seth chooses to keep the match going!

Freddy Whoa: Not only that, but Corey Black is in a bad place right now. He’s taken five shots from that chair – and now it’s legal! With almost a sense of empathy, Fly discards the chair outside of the ring.

Zach Davis: Freddy, go get my chair back for me!

Freddy Whoa: Fly reaches down and lifts Black to his feet. He whips him across the ropes and…

Freddy Whoa: OH! No, no, no. One man does not do that to another man.

Zach Davis: Fly delivers a low blow to a Corey Black who was running nearly full steam toward him. Black crumples to the mat holding his little Corey’s in a significant display of pain. Fly simply rises to his feet and begins a series of stomps to Black’s head until he stops moving. He lifts Black back up to his feet – sort of, as the swollen nature of his balls doesn’t allow for him to stand too confidently. Fly spins his body in a 360-degree motion and then delivers a huge European Uppercut!

Freddy Whoa: DISCUS FLY!

Zach Davis: Black falls in a heap. Fly looks at him, mouths the words ‘fuck it’ and drops down for the pin.

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: Corey Black kicks out!

Zach Davis: Fly pops right back up to his feet. He sees that Black is still essentially out on the mat. He decides to make that trip. The one he’s made so many times before. From a standing position on the mat, Fly hops all the way to the top turnbuckle. He turns, steadies, and then fires up one of the more recognizable finishing moves in wrestling. He leaps and gains massive air, and on his way down drives his skull into the heart of Corey Black.

Freddy Whoa: THE FLY SWATTER!

Zach Davis: This one is over. Fly already has that leg hooked.

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: …seriously?

Freddy Whoa: WHOA! COREY BLACK KICKED OUT – AT ONE!

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly rolls off Black and looks back over at him with a wide-eyed expression. He can’t believe it. Rage takes over. Fly slides back out of the ring and goes and picks back up the chair from earlier. As he picks it back up off the ground, he turns to see Corey Black running toward him. CD baseball slides under the bottom rope and kicks the chair back into Fly’s face!

Freddy Whoa: Black on the offensive!

Zach Davis: Corey Black reaches down and picks the chair up. He begins violently swinging it at Fly, connecting with shots to his head, side, and back. Black turns and reaches under the ring and grabs a table. He slides it out and quickly sets it up on the outside. Black grabs Fly and sets him on the table before hopping on the ring apron. With his back to Fly, he flips himself backward and connects with a moonsault…

Freddy Whoa: THROUGH THE TABLE!

Zach Davis: The momentum of this match has switched instantly. Just a minute ago it looked like Corey Black was done!

Freddy Whoa: Done isn’t a word in Corey Black’s vocabulary. He lifts himself off the wreckage of the table and brings both he and Fly back to a standing position. Black whips Fly into the steel ring steps. He follows him over and grabs the steps and sets them up on top of his chest. Like a crossfitter doing box jumps, CD hops back and forth onto the steps – driving his body weight and the weight of the steps into Fly. Satisfied that he’s inflicted enough damage, Black kicks the steps to the side and gathers Fly. He pushes him onto the apron and under the bottom rope before joining him back in the ring.

Zach Davis: CD positions Fly into a pedigree hold. He then lifts him up so that his shoulder is in a double underhook Canadian backbreaker. CD then swings Fly own, lifts a leg and brings up the other, slamming him face first between his legs.

Freddy Whoa: FOR. WHOM. THE. BELL. TOLLS

Zach Davis: For Jonny fly, apparently.

Freddy Whoa: Black gets back up. He grabs Fly by the head and lifts him to his feet. He proceeds to grab him under the leg and picks him all the way up onto his shoulders. Black straightens himself, smiles just briefly, and then twists Fly and drives his head into the canvas.

Zach Davis: BURNING HAMMER! BURNING HAMMER!

Freddy Whoa: He’s going for the cover!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE

Freddy Whoa: NO! Jonny Fly kicks out!

Zach Davis: The Burning Hammer was invented by Brian Kendrick during the CWC, Freddy! Great move!

Zach Davis: Are you kidding me? FLY KICKED OUT IN TIME!

Freddy Whoa: God damn. Jonny Fly turning back the clock there. One of the toughest men that’s ever wrestled in WCF, for sure.

Zach Davis: On his knees now, Black sends a few punches toward Fly – clearly in frustration. At the third right hand, Fly has had enough. He grabs Black’s fist in the air, curls his legs around it, and put CD into an arm bar. He tightens the hold while simultaneously positioning himself in the center of the ring. Black screams out in anguish – but slowly – as the seconds tick by, slides ever so closely to the ropes. Fly releases the hold and slides Black into the center of the ring. He’s about to try and lock the hold in again, but Black pulls his arm away and rolls backward. He stands to his feet. Fly is on his feet as well. The two size one another up.

Freddy Whoa: Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Two of the best to ever do it…

Zach Davis: A tie up in the center of the ring. Fly uses his height advantage to gain leverage and get CD into a side headlock. He turns the headlock into a running bulldog. Fly jumps right back to his feet and with his foot, rolls Black over so that his face looking into the rafters. Fly bounces himself off the turnbuckles and drops a knee onto CD’s throat. He then reaches down and grabs him, and slides him to the closest turnbuckle. Fly steps onto the second rope, and then jumps off, landing both of his feet onto the sternum of Black.

Freddy Whoa: Yo, I can tell you that shit right there hurts more than you think. That’s about 250 pounds of weight and the force of gravity coming right down on your ribs – leaves you short of breath for a minute.

Zach Davis: Well, it looks like Fly is going to take that minute and find more way to inflict punishment.

Freddy Whoa: Fly has rolled out of the ring once again. He’s back under the ring and this time he reappears with….

Zach Davis: IS THAT – A REEL OF CABLE?

Freddy Whoa: Yes it is. Its galvanized cable attached to a reel, and Jonny Fly has just tossed it into the ring. Once he gets back into the ring he pulls a segment of the cable out of the reel. He then walks over to Corey Black with it and ties it around his throat. Fly drops to the ground and with the cable firmly wrapped around CD’s throat – he positions his knees into Black’s back and pushes him into the air – tightening the cable around his throat like a noose.

Zach Davis: JESUS CHRIST.

Freddy Whoa: This is….I mean….whoa.

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly is a sick bastard!

Freddy Whoa: The fatal flow of this maneuver is that Fly didn’t secure Black’s arms. CD is swinging them wildly trying to either roll off Fly’s knees or strike him to break the hold. Fly does a good job balancing him, but only for about 15 seconds. Black is able to slide off, but Fly still has tension on his neck with the cable. Sitting on the mat, Black fires a wicked elbow that strikes the cheek of Fly. Then he delivers another, this one knocking Fly backward from his own sitting position to the mat – and releasing his hold on the cable. Black immediately unties the cable from his neck while he has the chance.

Zach Davis: Some veteran escape ability right there by Corey Black.

Freddy Whoa: Black grabs holds of the cable and lunges toward Fly’s legs, quickly tying the cable around Fly’s feet. He tries to kick Black off and away, but CD rests his weight onto Fly’s legs to subdue him – allowing him to finish a knot. Black immediately pushes himself to his feet. Fly is flopping around like a fish on the mat, trying to reach his feet and untie himself. Black walks over and lands an elbow to soft tissue of Fly’s thigh. Then another. Then another. Then another. THEN ANOTHER.

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly is screaming out in pain as those metal elbows go into his thigh.

Freddy Whoa: We’re talkin’ deep bone bruises there. Damn.

Zach Davis: Black decides on a new attack now. He reaches down and picks Fly up and props him against the turnbuckle so that he can stand despite his legs being tied. CD hops to the middle rope and bends over, hooking Fly with a suplex. From there, he lifts him up and flips him into a bomb while leaping forward – hitting a middle rope Orange Crush Bomb.

Freddy Whoa: CRY OF THE BLACK BIRDS!

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly is cryin’ all right. Dude can’t even move his legs and he’s getting hit with that shit.

Freddy Whoa: Black immediately pops back up. He looks down at Fly, and thinks better of going for the cover at this point. He jumps right back to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He spins on the top turnbuckle to face Fly – and leaps. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Corey Black hitting his own version of The Flyswatter doesn’t seem so sincere, though. He lands back onto the canvas striking his head into the heat of Fly.

Zach Davis: BLACKENED FLYSWATTER! BLACKENED FLYSWATTER! CRY OF THE BLACK BIRDS INTO BLACKENED FLYSWATTER!

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly is not moving. He’s done. Corey Black just slayed the giant once again.

Zach Davis: Black goes for a cover, but because of the cable around Fly’s legs, doesn’t hook the leg.

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: …and that’s all she wrote.

Zach Davis:THREE!

Freddy Whoa: WHAT! WAIT. WHAT?

Freddy Whoa: At the last possible second, Jonny Fly has swung BOTH of his tied legs onto the bottom rope. The count is void.

Zach Davis: This is unreal. Somehow, Fly had the strength to lift both of his legs onto the bottom rope. Black is arguing with the referee that it was too late – but the match continues!

Freddy Whoa: Truthfully, a tactical mistake by Black not pulling Fly further away from the ropes after the Cry of the Black Birds.

Zach Davis: Black stops arguing and decides to go back to work. He grabs Fly’s arm and pulls him off the ropes and into the middle of the ring, where he helps him back up. Fly is leaning on Black, resting his body weight, which allows CD to wrap his arm and deliver a neckbreaker. With some time now, Black slides out of the ring and walks over and grabs the ring bell. He returns to the ring with it and approaches Fly.

Freddy Whoa: I think it’s safe to say this isn’t about to get better anytime soon for Jonny Fly.

Zach Davis: Black takes a knee and then lifts the bell into the air – and with all of his force – brutally smashes it down onto Fly’s face. Rinse, repeat. A second blow from the bell produces a tinge on blood. Black rears back for a third time and goes to hit Fly – but FLY CATCHES IT.

Freddy Whoa: Whoa! Fly just stopped the momentum of that hit cold – with his bare hand!

Zach Davis: Fly snatches the bell from Black, and whips it back at him – hitting him in the face and knocking him backward. Fly sits upright and begins to finally untie his legs. Freed, he grabs the bell and rises to his feet. Black is getting up as well. Fly runs at him with the bell, but Black ducks an attempted hit. He whips himself off the ropes and attempts a dropkick - but Fly punches at him with the bell in hand and connects on one of his legs. Black falls to the mat.

Freddy Whoa: CD immediately springs back up, but a clothesline from Fly sends him down. Black is up again, and this time Fly corrals him, lifts him in the air, and takes him to the ground with a spinebuster. Fly reaches down and lifts Black into an abdominal stretch hold. With the stretch applied, Fly begins a series of elbow strikes to the side of Black’s head.

Zach Davis: For Victory or Death – applied by Jonny Fly!

Freddy Whoa: 1 strike. 2 strikes. 3 strikes. 4 strikes…

Zach Davis: Corey Black’s finisher is being used against him, and Fly is pounding away at his face with brutal elbow shots!

Freddy Whoa: 5 strikes. 6 strikes. 7 strikes. 8 strikes.

Zach Davis: I’m not sure how much more of this Corey Black can take. This is a brutal maneuver.

Freddy Whoa: 9 strikes. 10 strikes. 11 strikes. 12 strikes…

Zach Davis: Corey Black still holds his head up. Soaking up each shot with poise. Jonny Fly is beginning to get frustrated.

Jonny Fly: GIVE UP!

Freddy Whoa: 13 strikes. 14 strikes…

Zach Davis:There’s a pause in the action. Before Fly can deliver his next strike, Black responds to him.

Corey Black: …just end it.

Freddy Whoa: Fly winds up for another elbow shot. Then he hesitates. Corey Black – bruised and now bloodied from the elbows, looks up at Fly. He says, loudly enough to be picked up by the camera.

Corey Black: I’m sorry.

Zach Davis: What did he just say?

Freddy Whoa: It…it sounded like he just apologized.

Zach Davis: Fly releases the hold.

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly has released the hold. He gets back to his feet, looking down at Corey Black confused. Black struggles for a moment, and then gets to his feet as well. Fly turns away.

Zach Davis: I’m not sure what is going on here. Corey Black apologized, obviously for his part in the events that led to their demise as teammates and friends.

Freddy Whoa: Shit, he ain’t the only one who needs to be apologizing though.

Zach Davis: With a burst of energy – Fly reaches down and gathers the ring bell which is near him on the ground. He spins his body 360 degrees and DESTROYS Corey Black with a European uppercut with the ring bell.

Freddy Whoa: DISCUS FLY!

Zach Davis: Good god, Black’s face just bounced off the mat after that strike. I think he’s out cold!

Freddy Whoa: Fly nonchalantly discards the ring bell and drops to the mat, hooking the leg.

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE

Freddy Whoa: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?

Zach Davis: Language, Freddy! Don’t say fuck! FUCK!

Freddy Whoa: COREY MOTHERFUCKING BLACK KICKED OUT!

Zach Davis: I don’t – I just – I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone kick out of something like that. The Discus Fly is a concussion-causing uppercut shot that utilizes all the force and momentum Jonny Fly can muster. Then you add in the ring bell…

Freddy Whoa: …and it still not enough!

Zach Davis: Fly is incredulous. He stands back up and puts his hands on his hips. He looks down at Black. Then he looks to the turnbuckle.

Freddy Whoa: True to his form as a human predator, Jonny Fly senses blood.

Zach Davis: Fly walks to the turnbuckle and with one giant leap, reaches the top. He spins and then pauses for a moment to look around. Then Fly…flies…

Freddy Whoa: FLY SWATTER! ANOTHER FLY SWATTER!

Zach Davis: No rest. Fly knows better. He hits the move and simultaneously initates the cover.

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: Corey Black reverses the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: Jonny Fly kicks out! But Black is immediately back up. Fly is up. Black grabs him - picks him up straight over his shoulder. Black literally jumps into the air, turns Fly, and using the additional force of gravity - SLAMS his head into the canvas.

Freddy Whoa: BURNING HAMMER! WHOA!

Zach Davis: Black hooks the leg.

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE!

Zach Davis: That’s it! This time it is actually over! Corey Black has defeated Jonny Fly!

Freddy Whoa: What a match. What a display from both these men tonight. It’s a shame this is their final match together. Two of the best to ever step foot on that canvas.

Zach Davis: Black rises to his feet. He lifts Fly up with him. Fly nods ever so slightly. I might be going crazy, but it certainly seems as if there’s a sense of respect going on here.

Freddy Whoa: History, Zach. Memories. It’s hard to put that away. These two experienced many good times together and a tremendous amount of success. Fly has tried to pack all that away, but at the end of a match like this – it’s hard to do.

Zach Davis: In a move that sends shockwaves throughout the arena – Jonny Fly extends his hand toward Black.

Freddy Whoa: WHAT!?

Zach Davis: CD takes the hand and is helped to his feet to a large applause from the crowd. Immediately, Steve Orbit appears on the stage.

Freddy Whoa: Check it out! My man, THE MACK, is here!

Zach Davis: Orbit jogs down to ringside and slides into the ring. He walks over to Corey and they share a quick celebratory hug. Black stands across from both, with nobody saying or doing anything.

Zach Davis: HEY LOOK! ITS JEFF PURSE! PURSE IS HERE TOO!

Freddy Whoa: Purse jogs down the ramp as well and joins the group in the ring. He walks up next to Black and slaps him on the back and tells him ‘good job.’ Fly, Black, Orbit, and Purse are in the ring together for the first time in a long-time. Four of the most prominent members of Pantheon. Zach, there’s 14 World Titles in this ring right now.

Zach Davis: I’m just waiting for Jayson Price to make his way out here.

Freddy Whoa: Uh, I mean considering his relationship with CD, you’re going to be waitin’ a long time.

Zach Davis: Purse is the first person to make a move. He reaches across the aisle, so to speak, and extends a hand to Fly. Fly doesn’t hesitate to grab it. Orbit does the same with Black. Then Purse and Orbit. Finally, Jonny Fly extends a hand once again to Corey Black.

Freddy Whoa: Don’t do it, man. Not after all he’s done.

Zach Davis: Black, WCF’s godfather in a sense, has put many grudges behind him over the years. He grabs the hand and quickly it transitions to a hug. Fly grabs Black’s arm and raises it into the air. Purse then grabs Orbit’s and does the same. Eventually, all four men have locked hands and hold them high into the air.

Freddy Whoa: It’s a Pantheon reunion, Zach. Who saw this coming when this match began?

Zach Davis: Better earlier in the show instead of at the end like last year......

Zach Davis: Unexpected for sure. But perhaps poetic in a sense. Appearances from this group are rare these days. Fly and Orbit have essentially moved on. Purse is around only on occasion. Black, well, his retirement tour has just hit the homestretch. If this is the last time we see them together, it’s fitting that’s it in this fashion.

Freddy Whoa: Jonny Fly is the first to break the celebration. He slides out of the ring and approaches the four officers seen previously at ringside. He whispers something to them. They look at him in a confused manner, but he simply nods his head, and turns around.

Zach Davis: What’s this about?

Freddy Whoa: The officers scale the barrier and enter the ringside area. Fly holds his hands behind his back as one officer takes out handcuffs. Black walks over to the ropes closest to where this scene is playing out. Fly looks up at him and nods his head as he’s handcuffed. Black extends a knowing nod in return. Arrested, Fly is then led by the officers up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, Fly turns back around. He soaks in the view. He looks out at the crowd and then to his friends inside the ring.

Zach Davis: I get the feeling that this might be the last we see of Jonny Fly for a long, long time.

Zach Davis: Fly is pushed forward by the officers and disappears behind the curtain.

Zach Davis: Well damn, that’s one hell of way to end a reunion. But we press on. Next we’ve got our World Title match!

World Title Match
Teo del Sol vs John Rabid vs Stephen Singh

Zach Davis: The entire interior of the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan has been sold out. Every seat filled with rowdy Japanese fans putting on a great show for the wrestlers who came and fight inside the ring. For the co-main event of the evening, the WCF World Championship will be on the line as Steven Singh defends it against Teo Del Sol and John Rabid in a triple threat match. The cameras cut over to the announce table where Zach Davis and Freddy Whoa are seated.

Freddy Whoa: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our co-main event of the evening. This is a match the entire world has been waiting to see. In a triple threat match, Steven Singh is defending his WCF World Championship against John Rabid and Teo Del Sol.

Zach Davis: Ever since Ultimate Showdown, Steven Singh has been on a very controversial path. Trying his best to keep the championship around his waist; He even went as far to get Teo arrested or have John Rabid give up his shot. You telling me that our world champion is that afraid to lose the belt tonight?

Freddy Whoa: John Rabid and Teo Del Sol’s stories are ones to tell your kids. Time and time again they have been screwed out of world championship matches. Enough is enough and now they have a chance to correct their mistakes by putting everything they have into this match.

Zach Davis: Well they don’t have to pin the world champion to walk out with the belt. A triple threat match with no disqualifications nor count outs. This is the perfect opportunity to pull any trick legally. Let’s get right into it. John Rabid, Teo Del Sol, Steven Singh for the WCF World Championship!

“Death Breath - Toxic Avenger Remix” by Bring Me The Horizon is the first out of three entrance music to play around the interior and a flash of fireworks explode around the titantron. Once the smoke clears, John Rabid stands center stage with his arms outstretched before spinning around to face the crowd and gnaw on the toothpick in his mouth.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He marches down the ring shrugging his leather jacket and spitting the toothpick out of his mouth. John has waited so long for this opportunity; His eyes behind those black shades looking at the Japanese audience supporting him on his way down to the ring. Rabid climbs up the steel steps then stands on the middle turnbuckle outside the ropes surveying the fans at ringside.

Freddy Whoa: Currently the longest reigning WCF Television Champion but now holds the shot at the world championship. Rabid has everything to gain and nothing to lose. He’s been talked about for the world title picture for so long and this could very well be his last chance at gaining the ultimate status in WCF history.

Wearing a silver and black PVC wrestling tights; the word “Rabid” written across the left thigh in royal purple and black while the right thigh has the same word written in Japanese. John has black knee pads and kick pads and boots. The kick-pads have a black and purple rendition of the union jack flag presented in a punk, spray painted style.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID!

Rabid unhooks the television championship belt from around his waist and hoists it up in the air in his right hand while kissing his left hand shaped gun. He gestures firing it to all the fans at ringside before hopping over the top rope into the ring. John drags the belt across the canvas before staying in his corner until his music fades away. Trench coat off, black shades off, he’s ready for War.

Zach Davis: John Rabid. If there is any man in the company who deserves to be world champion, you’ll put him on the top of the list. Rabid has fought, scratched, bled and clawed his way all to this very moment in his career. To become WCF World Champion would add a brand new chapter in his story.'

Freddy Whoa: Master of Puppets hits.

Zach Davis: What does Seth want?

Seth Lerch: Hey, Mister Television Champion! News flash, just because this is War doesn't mean you don't have to defend your belt!

Freddy Whoa: John Rabid isn't particularly happy about this, he's looking at Kyle and asking if Seth is for real. Rabid points to his watch, indicating everyone doesn't have all night.

Seth Lerch: Before your World Title match, you're defending against a newcomer to WCF. Welcome to the company... The man with the greatest entrance in the world... JOHNNY CHINLOCK!

Zach Davis: inna gadda da vida by Iron Butterfly begins to play.

Freddy Whoa: I've heard this guy takes the entire song to do his entrance.

Zach Davis: Johnny Chinlock walks out, slowly. No theatrics, he just walks very slowly. He heads on over to the ringside fans and begins chatting with them, nodding his head to the music.

Freddy Whoa: Rabid is tapping his foot impatiently. As are all of us.

Zach Davis: Finally, Rabid leaves the ring and attacks Johnny Chinlock! He hits him with a few forearms before sliding him into the ring. The bell sounds, and the match is on!

Freddy Whoa: Johnny gets up and Rabid runs at him, but Johnny is no slouch. He hits an Arm Drag and immediately transitions into a Chinlock.

Zach Davis: Rabid tries to get up but this is Johnny's specialty, he keeps it locked in. Several fans head to the bathroom and for snacks.

Freddy Whoa: Rabid finally gets to his feet, but Johnny slams him back to the mat by the hair and locks in another Chinlock.

Zach Davis: Johnny releases the hold and motions to the fans that he's going for the SUPER CHINLOCK! Can we start the Super Chinlock counter? I bet we'll see a dozen of them tonight.

Freddy Whoa: Wait, no, John Rabid just punched him in the face. He does the old Chris Jericho "COME ON, BABY!" pin by putting his foot on Johnny's chest. Johnny is out cold.

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO! THREE! Rabid wins his Television Title match. Eh, rules are rules, gotta have it.

A guitar riff plays around the arena signalling an arrival of a fan favorite. “Music” by Kickstart My Heart immediately begins after a huge blinding light of fire erupts from the stage. Gold and white lights then follow afterwards shining and dancing amongst the fans; Teo Del Sol walks out to center stage showing off that gold and white jacket as he smiles at the positive reaction.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TEO! TEO! TEO! TEO!

He walks down to the ring- more like skips down. Teo Del Sol finally having the mask back on again for this match and the fans behind the barricades are pleased to interact with him. Before going inside the ring, Teo stands before the apron facing the stage; Looking straight into the eyes of John Rabid who is more than eager to get this match started.

Zach Davis: How could we forget the longest reigning people’s champion of all time, Teo Del Sol? Steven Singh tried his best to get Teo out of buildings, put him in prison or ensure he would never face him for the belt again. Seth Lerch granted Teo one more shot but if he fails tonight, his future in the world title scene looks bleak.

Wearing dark black jeans with gold flames on the sides and taped fists. Teo Del Sol walks over to the steel steps then climbs up to the apron. He walks along the ropes before moving inside the ring where John gets closer until held back by the match official. Standing on the middle turnbuckle of his designated corner, Teo Del Sol raises his arms for the fans at ringside to cheer him.

Crowd: TEO DEL SOL! TEO DEL SOL! TEO DEL SOL! TEO DEL SOL! TEO DEL SOL!

He drops down from off the middle turnbuckle and stands in his own corner. Taking off his jacket and shades, Teo throws it over the top rope to a ringside crew member. When his music fades away, the audience has Teo and John staring down each other in opposing corners. Both men are warming up; Ready for the world championship match of a lifetime.

Freddy Whoa: John and Teo have some personal history with one another. Take my word when I say these two men do NOT like each other at all. Expect a lot of emotions to be running high especially when the world championship is on the line!

The gruff voice from the 80s sample announces "Cold getting dumb..." as the screen flashes the word "EVEREST" in electric blue before being replaced by a gold-tinted montage of Stephen Singh brutalizing past opponents. The menacing beat of the “Supervillain Theme” by Mad Villain fills the arena, golden pyros form 5 ft high fountains across the stage, and "Superstar" Stephen Singh steps out with the WCF World Title strapped around his waist to an overwhelming chorus of boos.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stopping on the stage he smiles wry and smug, right arm raised in the air, back of his hand to the crowd, left hand behind his back. As the gold fountains shrink back into the stage, The Superstar lowers his hand, twirling his wrist and half-bowing his head with faux gratitude to his hissing "faithful Stephenites."

Freddy Whoa: And here he is ladies and gentlemen. The current reigning WCF World Champion who shocked the world when he won Ultimate Showdown. Ever since then, he’s been the lying sneaky bastard pulling every shortcut and cheap corner to hold onto that belt. No with no rules for him to hide behind, this is the test to see if he can defeat two main event competitors who hate him.

As it's announced, Singh looks down and strokes his title with pride and the boos rain down louder, the crowd now reminded that THIS is their champion. He smiles, heading down to the ring and jawing with the hateful, ignorant crowd. Singh climbs the stairs to the apron, wipes his feet, steps through the ropes and then bounces up, arms extended to his sides with his palms up soaking in the alternating adulation and animosity.

Zach Davis: John Rabid and Teo Del Sol haven’t taken their eyes off the belt yet still. The world championship is all that matters in professional wrestling. Steven Singh flaunting it in front of their eyes teasing them more is not going to pay off but let’s turn it over to Kyle Steel for the match introductions.

Steven Singh’s music slowly fades away and all three corners have been occupied for each participant. The referee stands beside Kyle Steel dressed in that signature black tuxedo as he gets the cue from production to begin with the match introductions.

Ding Ding Ding!

Kyle Steel: Ladies and gentlemen! This is our co-main event of the evening! It is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCF World Championship!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kyle Steel: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from London, England! At six feet, two inches tall, weighing in at 226 pounds. He is the WCF Television Champion, “The Ripper” John Rabid!

John walks out of his corner into the center of the ring raising the television championship belt high above his head in both hands. He lets the title belt down to his right side and forms the finger gun in his left hand with a gesture of giving Steven a head shot. Backing up in his corner, he hands his championship belt to a ringside crew member letting Kyle Steel continue.

Crowd: RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID! RABID!

Kyle Steel: Introducing the second participant! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At six feet tall, weighing in at 188 pounds. He is Teo Del Sol!

Teo instead stays in his corner and waves his hand to the fans around the arena exploding with cheerful praise for his name being called. Steven rolls his eyes, John remains neutral in reaction to the introduction as Teo backs off in the corner. Kyle Steel continues the introductions.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TEO! TEO! TEO! TEO!

Kyle Steel: Introducing the final participant! Hailing from The Center of the Universe, New York, New York! At six feet, three inches tall, weighing in at 245 pounds. He is the WCF World Champion, “Superstar” Steven Singh!

An influx of ear shattering boos rains down on the entire ring. Steven Singh pushes Kyle Steel aside and boisterously raises the world championship belt above his head with that cocky smile plastered on his face. He hands the referee the belt before backing up in his corner; Kyle Steel exits the ring and the match official holds up the belt for all to see.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Freddy Whoa: This is it ladies and gentlemen. This is finally it! The WCF World Championship is on the line! Here we go!

Ding Ding Ding!

Freddy Whoa: John and Teo are both staring at each other intensely while Steven remains stationary at his own corner. The two contenders are looking back and forth between each other and Steven who does not want to be the sole target of the match. So being the world champion and this being a triple threat, he ducks through the ropes and takes refuge at ringside inciting more boo’s.

Zach Davis: So much for starting the match with all three competitors inside the ring. Steven Singh isn’t going to risk wasting unnecessary energy.

Freddy Whoa: While the champion is at ringside, John and Teo are both circling the ring. The two men are gathering strategies and game plans until meeting inside the center for a traditional lock up. Both men in a stalemate; Neither one giving up until Rabid shoves his opponent’s head down in a side headlock before sweeping him over to a ground version of the submission.

Zach Davis: Teo on his back and in a vulnerable position struggles to get out until pulling his legs back and locking them around Rabid’s neck. Transitioning into a scissors choke hold, he squeezes as hard as he can with the thighs cutting off John’s air supply. However, John leans back on his shoulders and kips up out of the submission; Now Teo gets back up and the two lock up once again.

Freddy Whoa: Both of these men know each other all too well. In the beginning stages of the match, they can’t let one get a better advantage. Steven Singh at ringside is slowly working for a chance to get in the match and start using the sneaky tactic to help retain his belt.

Zach Davis: The luchador is thrown to the ropes and immediately shoulder barged back down on the return. Rabid runs to the ropes then rebounds to hop over Teo’s body again; Another return and Rabid is arm dragged down to the ropes. He gets up off the roll only to get arm dragged again. One more try and Teo spins from the left arm to the right arm dragging him down again.

Freddy Whoa: Both men are back up on their feet and as Teo tries to go for a quick hurricanrana; Rabid holds him steady on his shoulders before dropping his opponent behind him. The moment Teo lands on the canvas, he turns around to see Rabid attempting a rolling elbow but Sol ducks under it to run to the ropes ahead of him. Unfortunately, John dropkicks him off the return leaving both men down.

Zach Davis: Both of these men are going back and forth in this match. How the hell can we even know who is doing what? Don’t blink ladies and gentlemen!

Freddy Whoa: Teo sweeps the right leg of Rabid knocking him down on his back. He backs up letting Rabid breathe and gain a groggy position of both hands and knees until bursting into a sprint. On the other hand, John moves out of the way then stands up to wrap his hands around Teo’s waist from behind attempting the V-Trigger but Teo breaks the hold.

Freddy Whoa: Both men were ready to end the match right there! Luckily for them, they manage to escape and dodge their signature/trademark moves! Oh Teo is fighting first!

Zach Davis: Teo quickly slaps Rabid behind the right ear with an enzuigiri kick knocking him back into an unoccupied corner. Back glued against the turnbuckles, Teo runs and leaps on Rabid to stand on his knees while holding on the back of his head. One great roll back and John is monkey flipped in the air thus his spine meets the center of the ring again.

Crowd: TEO! TEO! TEO! TEO! TEO! TEO!

Freddy Whoa: Northern Lights Suplex by the luchadore contender! Teo Del Sol trying to get an early dominant start on the match and here is the first pin attempt of the triple threat match!

Freddy Whoa: One!

Zach Davis: T-

Freddy Whoa: Wait! Singh grabs Teo’s ankles near the bottom rope and drags him out of the ring. Taking him by the back of his head, he runs to the steel steps and smashes his right side of his face against the steel structure. Teo collides into the steps then ricochet off before collapsing down on the ringside mat. The fans at ringside boo and all Singh does is help him back up to his feet.

Zach Davis: Talk about being cheap and dirty. Singh doesn’t care what he does to Teo Del Sol as long as the world title stays in his clutches.

Freddy Whoa: He runs to the barricade again and nearly ragdolls Teo’s back into the structure again. Singh does not care as he puts his right foot down on his throat cutting his air off with every second that passes by. He helps Teo up again and drags him over to the announce table until both men see John Rabid flipping over the top rope to crash on top of them with a tope senton!

Freddy Whoa: Tope Senton by the Television Champion! John Rabid sacrificing his own body with that crazy high flying move!

Zach Davis: Rabid just took out both of them with a sick Tope Senton! All three men are down and Rabid is getting up! He has Singh in his grasp and rolling him into the ring!

Freddy Whoa: Look at Singh trying to crawl away but Rabid on his feet quickly grabs him and forces him to stand up in the center of the ring! Two right elbow shots to the head and what is this?! A quick Spinning Back Kick to the ribs has him bent over!

Zach Davis: That kick nearly hurt him so bad, his own girlfriend won’t consider pregnancy. Oh! A strong Short Arm Clothesline knocks the world champion down but Rabid isn’t finished just yet!

Freddy Whoa: Hell no! Rabid sees Steven standing on one knee, backs up and a Shining Wizard blows his face nearly half to hell. Steven is down on the mat and Rabid is crawling on top to hook the right leg up for another pin attempt!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two- no! Steven Singh kicks out and Rabid doesn’t want to waste any time. He gets up and holds Singh up by the head before throwing him into an unoccupied corner but here comes Rabid! Oh! Running Dropkick straight into the chest and Singh is sat down in the corner! Now Rabid wants to go ba-

Zach Davis: WAIT! Teo Del Sol is getting in the ring and he catches Johnny old boy on his return back to the opposing corner. A kick to the ribs and Steven gets up. He’s trying to catch Teo but Teo leaps off the mat spinning in the air; Another kick into Singh’s head pushing him back then spiking Rabid with a Tornado DDT! Oh my god!

Freddy Whoa: What a crazy combination! A Roundhouse Kick followed by a Tornado DDT?! My God! Here comes the pin attempt by Teo!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two- no! Rabid kicks out again but Singh grabs Teo and pulls on his head right from behind. He’s dragging him back up and a sick Belly to Back Leg Hook Suplex dropping him on his back again! Singh has no respect!

Zach Davis: Ya’ think? He just kicked Rabid out of the ring and is dragging Teo up by his hair. There are no rules in a triple threat match and Singh tosses him again to the ropes. He rebounds and oh my god! Twisting Spinebuster! Twisting Spinebuster! Sheer power of the slam! Another pin attempt!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: He kicks out again and Singh is arguing with the referee! Focus on the match and not your ego, you don’t tell the match official what to do. What’s he doing with Teo?! Oh! He has him sat up and quickly locks in the Surfboard Stretch, Teo is trapped in the center of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: This is a triple threat match. There are no rope breaks and Steven is rubbing it in his first by pulling back his nostrils. The Japanese audience are cheering for Teo to fight back and he is! Teo Del Sol is using his strength to stand up again!

Zach Davis: No! Teo is getting up! He’s fighting against the hold and pushing back to his- Oh no. Singh transitions into a Kimura and sweeps him down on his back. He has the right arm arched behind the back and look at that coward bastard. He’s laughing at Teo screaming in pain.

Freddy Whoa: Teo needs to get out of this and he needs to find a way out. The Kimura lock is tight and his arm could snap at any moment. Wait! Teo is actually rolling over and manages to break the hold off his arm. He’s on top of Singh for a quick pin attempt!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: No, Singh kicks out again! Both men are back up and Teo knocks him down with a Clothesline! Singh gets up again and eats another Clothesline! Again on his feet and our world champion tries for a clothesline of his own but Teo ducks under it.

Freddy Whoa: He runs to the ropes and he’s leaping onto the middle rope! Springboard Crossbody by the Houston made luchadore! What great athleticism shown by the longest reigning People’s Champion! Teo backing up all the way to the opposing corner spotting Singh in the opposing one!

Zach Davis: Teo getting ready to launch as Singh is back up in the corner. Here comes Teo but no! Singh ducks under and tries to toss him out of the ring; Teo lands on his feet! Oh! Gamengiri straight to the back of Singh’s head! It looks like Teo is ready to fly!

Freddy Whoa: No! As Teo went for the springboard leap, Rabid is already on the apron beside him to pull him down. Sick forearm strike to the head and he turns Teo behind- No! No, no, no, no! Not this Rabid, come on, don’t do it!

Zach Davis: Holy shitballs! Tiger Suplex on the apron edge! Tiger Suplex to Teo Del Sol who is currently and probably unconscious on the ringside mat. John gets in the ring and sees Singh trying to recover. He’s at the ropes and what is this? That’s the fingerbang! Is going for the V-Trigger?! He takes off!

Freddy Whoa: No! Steven catches on his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry but Rabid drops behind him with his arms around his waist. He’s grabbing- HE MIGHT GO FOR THE “GREETING’S FROM LONDON”! Is this it?! Is this it?! John spins him around and…

Zach Davis: No! Steven ducks under the leaping knee and instead tosses Rabid to the ropes but Rabid does the Handspring flip into the ropes. He’s launching back for the Rabid injection!

Freddy Whoa: No he isn’t! Steven catches him off the rebound and a Half and Half Suplex drives Rabid on the back of his head! He’s not done with Rabid. Back up on his feet and a brutal Fisherman Buster adding more pain to his neck. Here comes the pin attempt!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: No! Rabid isn’t going down that easy. Singh is yelling at the referee to count faster but he’s doing his job. Teo is trying to get up on the announce table but...Singh. Why is he rolling out of the ring and coming over- oh, we better move!

Freddy Whoa: Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for the shuffle but Singh is removing every item on top of the announce table and dragging Teo along with him. Both men standing on this table that could collapse at any moment and he’s setting Teo up for the “SNITCHINOKU DRIVER”! THIS COULD END HIS CAREER!

Zach Davis: No! Teo slips behind and drops down to ringside. He sweeps the leg and oh! Singh hits the announce table spine first but it didn’t break! Now Teo is standing on the apron, holding the top rope with both hands and he’s looking ready to fly!

Freddy Whoa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! SPRINGBOARD SPACEMAN MOONSAULT PUTTING HIM AND THE WORLD CHAMPION THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

Zach Davis: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! OH MY GOD! HE FLEW THAT HIGH IN THE AIR?! HOLY SHIT! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND TEO DEL SOL IS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN TO MAKE IT BACK IN THE RING!

Freddy Whoa: The World Champion is out of it for now and Teo Del Sol is on the apron before climbing all the way to the top rope. John is struggling to still get up and he does! Teo leaps off and a vicious Diving Tornado DDT does it! Here comes the pin attempt!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: T- no! Rabid is still alive?! Not even Teo can believe it still. Teo is on his feet but he needs the help of the ropes to keep him alive. Oh! This is the perfect opportunity to strike. Teo has him in his path, stalking him and he’s looking to strike him with that Running Knee to the head! Here he comes!

Freddy Whoa: Superkick! Superkick out of nowhere and Teo has fallen against the ropes down on his right knee! Rabid is coming, Rabid is coming! The fingerbang has been fired and a V-TRIGGER straight into the right temple of Teo! Teo’s eyes must have rolled to the back of his head but wait!

Zach Davis: He’s pulling Teo back by the tights and hoisting him in that Electric Chair!

Freddy Whoa: “THE TOWER BRIDGE!” THE TOWER BRIDGE!” THE ELECTRIC CHAIR INTO THE TIGER SUPLEX. THE SHEER STRENGTH OF JOHN RABID TO DROP HIM FORWARD THEN CATCH HIM IN A DEADLIFT TIGER SUPLEX! THE PIN ATTEMPT MADE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: Th- NOOOO! Teo kicks out and John can’t believe it! Wait a minute, Singh is being checked on by medical but he refuses to leave the match. He’s grabbing the World Championship belt with him?! Why? Why is he going into the ring with it?! Rabid sees him and the referee tells him to put the title back where he found it! Now Singh is being an asshole-

Freddy Whoa: V-TRIGGER! BUT RABID HIT THE REFEREE! SINGH PUT THE REFEREE IN FRONT OF HIM AND THE REFEREE IS OUT COLD!

Zach Davis: Rabid doesn’t know what to do! He didn’t mean to hit the referee but it happened! SINGH JUST CLOCKED RABID IN THE FACE WITH THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! THIS DISGUSTING UGLY MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS THE WORLD CHAMPION WE WANT?!

Freddy Whoa: John is down, the referee is down! Teo is trying to get up and Singh also has him in his sights! He’s getting ready to do it! Teo is back up on his feet and Singh charges across the ring ready to strike him down!

Zach Davis: NO! TEO DUCKS AND HE NAILS HIM WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! “BLAZING KNEE!” “BLAZING KNEE!” THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! THE WORLD CHAMPION IS DOWN BUT HERE’S THE PIN!

Freddy Whoa: HE CAN’T DO THE PIN WHILE THE REFEREE IS DOWN! TEO SLAPS HIS HAND ON THE CANVAS AND TRIES TO WAKE THE REFEREE UP!

Zach Davis: Oh no! Poor Teo! All this hard work and the official is unable to continue for now. Teo’s looking at the top rope and the downed body of Singh! Teo is getting up and he’s going to climb up to the top rope! HE’S READY TO DO IT FOR THE HABANERO HIGH DIVE!

Freddy Whoa: He has to do it from the top rope, his ribs can’t handle another Springboard move. Right on the top turnbuckle- RABID OUT OF NOWHERE RUNNING TO THE CORNER AND STRIKING TEO WITH A YAKUZA KICK! The knee to the head planting Teo on the top rope seated!

Zach Davis: Now Rabid is climbing up on the middle turnbuckle and he’s trying to set up Teo for a Superplex but Teo is fighting back. He’s nailing Rabid in the head over and over until throwing him off the top rope where his back crashes against the APRON! COME ON TEO DO IT! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! THE ENTIRE TOKYO DOME IS OFF THEIR FEET!

Freddy Whoa: HABANERO HIGH DIVE!!! THE HABANERO HIGH DIVE!!! HE’S GOT IT AND HE HAS THE LEG HOOKED! THE REFEREE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING! EACH PACE, LITTLE BY LITTLE! COME ON! WE’RE GONNA SEE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION! HE’S THERE!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THR- PHOENIX SPLASH! PHOENIX SPLASH BY JOHN RABID FROM THE TOP ROPE RIGHT ONTO THE PIN ATTEMPT! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN AND STEVEN SINGH ROLLS FROM OUT OF THE RING!

Freddy Whoa: HOLY SHIT! WHAT A FREAKIN’ MATCH! NONE OF THESE MEN WILL EVER GIVE UP AND NEITHER OF THESE MEN WANT TO LOSE! JOHN RABID IS UP FIRST AND HE SEES TEO DEL SOL STILL DOWN!

Zach Davis: WHERE IS STEVEN SINGH? RABID IS SEARCHING EACH SECTION OF THE ROPES TO FIND HIM- OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Freddy Whoa: STEVEN SINGH BEING THE LOUSY CHEAP ASSHOLE JUST STRUCK RABID IN THE HEAD WITH BRASS KNUCKLES AFTER HE POKED HIS HEAD OUT LOOKING FOR SINGH! RABID IS DOWN, BLEEDING AND I DON’T THINK HE CAN MOVE!

Zach Davis: STEVEN SINGH IS IN THE RING, STANDING IN A CORNER STALKING TEO DEL SOL WHO IS TRYING TO GET UP! SMITE! THE SMITE! THE KINSHASA KNEE! TEO IS OUT OF THE RING AND SINGH FALLS BACK INTO THE CORNER TIRED!

Freddy Whoa: RABID IS BLEEDING! HE’S BLEEDING A PUDDLE OF BLOOD! HE ATE THE MIDAS TOUCH’ BRASS KNUCKLES PUNCH AND HE’S STILL FINDING THE COURAGE TO KEEP MOVING! RABID! JUST STAY DOWN!

Zach Davis: HE WON’T! HE WON’T EVER STAY DOWN! HE HAS TO KEEP FIGHTING AND ANOTHER KINSHASA KNEE TO THE HEAD! SINGH NOT EVEN SHOWING ANY SIGNS OF MERCY TO THIS CONTENDER AND HE’S GOING TO RETAIN THE BELT! HERE’S THE PIN!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE-

Zach Davis: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! RABID KICKS OUT AND STEVEN SINGH CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THE BRASS KNUCKLES, THE KNEE! NOTHING IS WORKING FOR ANY OF THESE THREE MEN! IT’S CRAZY!

Freddy Whoa: STEVEN SINGH IS HOLDING RABID BY THE ARM AND HE WAVES THE BRASS KNUCKLES IN FRONT OF THE REFEREE ON HIS KNEES UNABLE TO JUMP HIM AND SAVE RABID. BOTH MEN ON THEIR FEET, HE’S GOING TO MURDER RABID WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES PUNCH!

Zach Davis: V-TRIGGER! HE HAS HIM BY THE ARM STILL! THE V-TRIGGER STOPPED THE BRASS KNUCKLES PUNCH AND RABID PULLS HIM AGAIN!

Freddy Whoa: V-TRIGGER! ANOTHER V-TRIGGER HOLDING HIM BY THE ARM! SINGH IS ON WOBBLY KNEES, HE CAN’T EVEN SEE RIGHT! RABID PULLS HIM AGAIN FOR THIRD TIME’S A CHARM!

Zach Davis: KINGDOM DESTROYER!!!!! KINGDOM DESTROYER!!!!! IT’S OVER! HE GOT THE KINGDOM DESTROYER!!! TEO DEL SOL IS FIGHTING TO GET IN THE RING, RABID HAS THE PIN ATTEMPT. IT’S A FIGHT BETWEEN TEO DEL SOL AND JOHN RABID. WHO WILL WIN FIRST?!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE!

Zach Davis: THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! WE'VE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!

Freddy Whoa: John Rabid waited so long and went through so much to get to this point. He's given WCF everything he's got, but for one reason or another, he never got to the top of the mountain.

Zach Davis: ...Until now.

Freddy Whoa: Teo del Sol looks on from the outside, cursing to himself as Rabid is handed the World Title. What a moment for this man!

Zach Davis: Rabid climbs up one turnbuckle, holds the belt tight to his chest for one moment before raising it high above him in the air!

Freddy Whoa: Knowing Stephen Singh, he'll be coming for that belt to get it back. And Teo didn't get pinned.

Zach Davis: Oh, and we'll have one more person wanting the belt too!

Freddy Whoa: The winner of War. It's time.

Zach Davis: We'll take a quick break as Rabid heads to the back, and soon.. War will begin.

War Match

Zach Davis: ALRIGHT FANS, THE TIME HAS COME!

Freddy Whoa: War XVI is underway. For those of you bad at roman numerals, that is War sixteen!

Zach Davis: Let's look at some numbers. The last two years have had historic War matches. Last year, several records were made as Odin Balfore broke the elimination record by eliminating SEVEN men in a single match.

Freddy Whoa: Meanwhile, Gemini Battle broke the record for amount of time in the match by lasting THREE HOURS, TWO MINUTES, and FOUR SECONDS. That's an insane level of athleticism!

Zach Davis: The record for shortest time in the match was broken as well as some guy called Koola only lasted fourteen seconds - I don't even remember him, but people come and go.

Freddy Whoa: As for War XIV, that set the record for most competitors to ever enter a War match at 53!

Zach Davis: We have only two former War winners entering this match as far as we know, those being Jay Omega and Gravedigger. There's also Bonnie Blue, who maybe kind of counts?

Freddy Whoa: We don't even have the time to list the confirmed entrants that you'd imagine are favorites to win this, fans, you already know. This is anyone's matchup.

Zach Davis: Anyone, that is... except Ethan King. Thanks to his deal with Seth Lerch - by the way, why would anyone make a deal with Seth Lerch? - he's being forced to enter this match at number one, thanks to the fact he fought to a draw with Andre Holmes instead of defeating him.

Freddy Whoa: Speaking of Ethan King, Alone With All The World by Instrumental Core is playing. WAR HAS BEGUN!

Zach Davis: The Future King is here! Golden pyro is going off, and isn't it nice WCF still has a budget for pyro unlike OTHER wrestling companies?

Freddy Whoa: To be fair, it kind of doesn't cost us anything, since-

Zach Davis: Anyway, Ethan King, the Hardcore Champion, seems just a little bit less arrogant than normal. He's all business, and he knows he has a LONG road ahead of him if he wishes to head to One.

Freddy Whoa: And now, the question becomes... who joins him as number two?

Zach Davis: Let's find out exactly how Bulletproof this man is!

Freddy Whoa: Bulletproof by Blue Stahli is playing, HERE COMES FORMER WAR WINNER JAY OMEGA!

Zach Davis: Holy shit! We're starting this match off with Ethan King versus Jay Omega!?

Freddy Whoa: This match is SUPPOSED to be random, but is there any chance in hell Seth DIDN'T do this on purpose?

Zach Davis: Omega bounds into the ring and they're not waiting, they're ready to go. There's the bell, the match is on!

Freddy Whoa: They're trading rights and lefts! Neither man giving an inch! The crowd is exploding for this showdown!

Zach Davis: Jay Omega gains the upper hand, his strikes landing just a little bit more, and he pushes King towards the ropes. He presses his shoulder into his before executing an irish whip, sending King running. As King comes back Omega executes a picture perfect Black Hole Slam!, going for a pin.

Freddy Whoa: One, two, no!, kickout from King. We talk about it a lot, but in a match like this, the single most important thing is energy conservation. A former winner like Omega knows that King wasn't going to stay down from that, BUT simply forcing him to use the energy to run the ropes and then kick out is as dangerous as a head drop, for example, in the long run.

Zach Davis: Omega locks on a quick Side Headlock, but that may have been a mistake - he's not especially technical and this allows King to quickly rise to his feet and elbow his way free. King hits Omega with a series of knife edge chops before throwing Omega to the ropes now, then catching him and lifting him onto his shoulders.

Freddy Whoa: Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker! Instead of going for a pin, King climbs to the top. He has an eclectic high risk moveset, what does he have planned here?

Zach Davis: Moonsault!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Omega is able to roll away. King made a crucial mistake going high risk this early. He gets to his feet and backs into a corner, Omega runs in - STINGER SPLASH!

Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant in three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: Biff Mustache is back! Biff Mustache runs to the ring!

Zach Davis: People come out of the woodwork to join us for War, and Biff Mustache is the first of many yet to come.

Freddy Whoa: Biff enters the ring and Jay Omega runs at him. Biff ducks the Clothesline attempt and then takes Omega down with a Russian Legsweep before playing to the crowd with his moustache.

Zach Davis: Tyler Bate, Trent Seven, Cody Rhodes - we've had a lot of amazing moustaches in wrestling throughout the years, and this man follows in that same vein.

Freddy Whoa: As Biff plays to the crowd, however, King spins him around and yells HEY MOUSTACHE, WHAT'S UP?

Zach Davis: King must be an Impractical Jokers fan. But it cost him - Biff is quick and slaps the taste out of King's mouth!

Freddy Whoa: Biff hits the ropes and runs up behind King - SECRET STACHE!

Zach Davis: No, King ducks it and as Biff gets up the two men face each other - SHATTER THE CLOUDS!, Rolling Elbow! Pin!

Freddy Whoa: One, two, three. Ethan King pins Biff and we've got our first elimination!

Zach Davis: Just in time for our next entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Red Dragon! One of WCF's newest acquisitions, he had a succesful debut last week at Slam! Can he follow that up with a War win?

Zach Davis: Red Dragon hits the ring and immediately runs at King and takes him down with a Clothesline From Hell!

Freddy Whoa: He turns back to fight Jay Omega but Omega is ready for him. He kicks Red Dragon in the gut, doubling him over, before hitting a series of Muay Thai kicks and ending with a Spinning Heel Kick! Red Dragon backs into a corner.

Zach Davis: Another Stinger Splash! Red Dragon slumps down and Omega hits a series of facewash kicks. Once Red Dragon is sufficiently dazed, Omega backs up and runs at him...

Freddy Whoa: Shining Wizard in the corner - LOCKDOWN!

Zach Davis: NO!, it's too early and Red Dragon has it scouted, he tosses Omega off and avoids the Bulldog. Omega runs at him and Red Dragon executes a Spinebuster!

Freddy Whoa: Red Dragon then runs to the ropes - SUICIDE DIVE OUTSIDE ONTO ETHAN KING!

Zach Davis: Next entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: Here comes JJOOEE SMARTS!

Zach Davis: Joe Smarts, former Brotherhood member, makes his way to the ring and the crowd is excited to see him!

Freddy Whoa: Smarts runs into the ring and goes toe to toe with Jay Omega. Another brawl erupts! Neither of these men have been active competitors here in the WCF as of late, so they're fresher than others but may have ring rust.

Zach Davis: Smarts kicks Omega in the gut and grabs his head, running to a corner and executing a Tornado DDT. He then runs to the ropes and executes a Running Elbow Swanton Bomb on his way back before going for a pin.

Freddy Whoa: One, two, no, kickout from Omega. Smarts gets to his feet and runs to the ropes again, slides underneath them onto the apron and Springboards, hitting a Leg Drop! One more pin!

Zach Davis: One, two, and no - another kickout from Omega. As a former War winner there is obviously a target on his back.

Freddy Whoa: Outside the ring, Red Dragon and Ethan King are brawling. Remember, there's no disqualification in this match, which really gives the Hardcore Champion a unique advantage.

Zach Davis: King throws Red Dragon into the guardrail and then runs at him - Clotheslining him into it. Red Dragon stumbles forward and King switches behind him...

Freddy Whoa: GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE GUARDRAIL! The guardrail section crashes into the fans, as does Red Dragon, and we've got some lawsuits on our hands!

Zach Davis: King gets back to his feet and rolls back into the ring as Red Dragon is laid out on the outside. As he does so, Joe Smarts executes a Superkick onto Omega!, but Omega ducks it and the kick hits King!

Freddy Whoa: Joe Smarts turns towards Omega and Jay takes his head off with a Busaiku Knee Attack!

Zach Davis: Jay Omega stands tall as we're ready for our next entrant in three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: HERE HE IS, HERE COMES THE FORMER UCI WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! KEVIN BISHOP IS HERE!

Zach Davis: LISTEN TO THAT CROWD!

Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop runs into the ring and Omega nods, grinning, ready for a fight. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and yet another brawl erupts!

Zach Davis: Huge lefts and rights between these two men!

Freddy Whoa: Can you imagine if a former UCI World Champion returned to WCF... and won a shot to main event One and fight for the WCF Title?

Zach Davis: Well, this is a story we're going to see a lot - the man standing tall thinks he can take the fresh entrant, but the fresh entrant is coming in with more energy. Omega succumbs to a kick to his gut before Bishop drops him with a DDT.

Freddy Whoa: Joe Smarts has worked his way to his feet and reaches out his hand - The King of the Brotherhood is reunited with Captain Bruddahhood!

Zach Davis: NO!, Bishop pulls Smarts in and Flapjacks him right into a Elevated Single Leg Boston Crab. THE CAST OFF!

Freddy Whoa: JOE SMARTS HAS NO CHOICE! He taps out!

Zach Davis: So much for the Brotherhood alliance. Kevin Bishop is going to win this one by himself.

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King goes toe to toe with Kevin Bishop now. The Hardcore Championship is one belt Kevin Bishop hasn't held - besides the WCF Title itself.

Zach Davis: Bishop goes for a kick to King's gut but King catches the leg. He spins Bishop around before hitting a Spinning Heel Kick to his gut...

Freddy Whoa: REVELATION! - no!, Bishop sidesteps the Pele Kick. He then grapples King from behind and hits a Half Nelson Backbreaker!

Zach Davis: Next entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: Matthew Drake! He finally sent his arch enemy Damian Simmons packing last week on Slam, can he follow that huge feud up with winning War and heading to One?

Zach Davis: He's got no fear - he goes toe to toe with Kevin Bishop. Bishop laughs in his face, asking who he is. Drake slaps Bishop in the face, angrily, before Superkicking him!

Freddy Whoa: Welcome back to WCF, Kevin Bishop! Matthew Drake with the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: No, Bishop gets the shoulder up. God damn do I hope someone pins Kevin Bishop before other Bishop gets in here.

Zach Davis: Matthew Drake gets back to his feet and King runs at him - SUPERKICK!

Freddy Whoa: Jay Omega runs at him next - SUPERKICK!

Zach Davis: Matthew Drake standing tall!

Freddy Whoa: Red Dragon with a chair to the back of the head of Matthew Drake! Aw man. What a party pooper.

Zach Davis: Drake gets to his feet but Red Dragon swings the chair again, smashing it into Drake's face. Drake crawls into a corner and Red Dragon puts the chair against his face. Red Dragon then climbs the adjacent top rope..

Freddy Whoa: VAN TERMINATOR! Red Dragon pulls Drake in and goes for the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: KICKOUT FROM DRAKE!

Zach Davis: Red Dragon gets up and grabs his chair as Ethan King runs at him, BOOM, chairshot to Drake. BOOM, chairshot to Bishop.

Freddy Whoa: Here comes our next entrant!

Zach Davis: KYLE KEMP! The number one contender to the Omega Championship has arrived!

Freddy Whoa: He may bypass the Omega Championship altogether and go right for the World Title after tonight! Kemp runs at Red Dragon who swings the chair again, but Kemp ducks under it.

Zach Davis: Kemp hits the ropes and then runs back at Red Dragon, hitting a Dropkick to the chair and sending it into Red Dragon's face! Red Dragon rolls out as Kyle Kemp stands tall!

Freddy Whoa: Not for long, Kevin Bishop clubs him from behind. He then pushes him into the ropes and as Kemp stumbles backwards, Bishop drops him with a Belly to Back Suplex.

Zach Davis: Bishop with the pin on Kemp, one, two, no. Kickout.

Freddy Whoa: Bishop lifts Kemp up and grapples him from behind again, but Kemp switches behind Bishop and executes a German Suplex! Into the bridge pin!

Zach Davis: One, two, no!, another kickout. Like we mentioned before, every pin here makes a difference this early in the match.

Freddy Whoa: To be fair, we also talked about energy conservation, and no one seems especially concerned with that - they're going all out.

Zach Davis: Kemp gets to his feet and Jay Omega runs at him, he eats a Spinebuster. Kyle Kemp turns and here comes Matthew Drake, he catches Drake with a Belly to Belly and sends him flying over the top rope!

Freddy Whoa: Kyle Kemp cleaning house! Ethan King is next - Kemp drops him with a Neckbreaker. King stumbles up and Kemp hits him with a Dropkick, sending him flying out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Bishop is back to his feet and he's the last one still in the ring with Kyle Kemp. Kemp chops him, Bishop chops back, and we're ready for our next entrant!

Freddy Whoa: Told you we'd have a lot of surprising entrants - here comes Cliff of Doom!

Zach Davis: I feel like he's somewhat connected to Biff Moustache but I can't place how. Anyway, he slides into the ring and and runs at Bishop and Kemp, executing a Handspring and Double Back Elbow to both of them!

Freddy Whoa: Cliff of Doom may spell doom for Kemp and Bishop! He runs to the ropes and hits a Running Senton onto the body of both men!

Zach Davis: Pin to Kyle Kemp! One, two-

Freddy Whoa: Kickout. Pin to Bishop! One, two-

Zach Davis: Kickout. Cliff of Doom gets up, only to be spun around by Jay Omega, who is back in the ring. Jay knees him in the gut, doubling him over.

Freddy Whoa: He's got him in the Pumphandle... RIDE THE LIGHTNING! Omega goes for the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! There goes Cliff of Doom, and sadly, the only doom was his own.

Zach Davis: Outside the ring, we've got a brawl going into the crowd between Red Dragon, Matthew Drake, and Kyle Kemp. They're going up through the stands!

Freddy Whoa: Wait, there are some fans with some signs, and it seems we didn't quite sell out - I see a bunch of empty seats. What do those signs say?

Zach Davis: "OFFICIAL WAR REST SECTION"... Did these WCF super fans buy out seats just for our War entrants to rest in?

Freddy Whoa: I believe so! Each seat has a bottle of water, magazine, and Gatorade energy chew!

Zach Davis: None of the three are interested in taking a seat, instead Red Dragon grabs a nearby fan's beer bottle and smashes it into Kyle Kemp's face!

Freddy Whoa: Wait, we're in the Tokyo Dome. Is that even allowed here?

Zach Davis: Who knows! New entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: MIKEY EXTREME! The first ever Omega Champion rushes to the ring and slides in. He steps toe to toe with Jay Omega himself!

Zach Davis: Mikey immediately rakes Omega's eyes, not even trying to start a brawl. He follows up with a Snapmare to Jay before Dropkicking him right in the spine, backing into the ropes, running and then hitting a Rolling Neck Snap ala Shane Douglas!

Freddy Whoa: Mikey eXtreme with the pin on Jay Omega! One! Two!

Zach Davis: Omega with the shoulder up. Mikey gets back to his feet and surveys the landscape - only to step toe to toe with Kevin Bishop and Ethan King both.

Freddy Whoa: We said earlier how many favorites there are to win this match... And we have a great many of them active this very moment. Mikey snaps off a snap jab to Bishop, which sends him flailing into a jab from King. He turns back to Mikey, who Clotheslines him down. Bishop rolls out of the ring.

Zach Davis: King blocks a strike attempt from Mikey, and then throws Mikey to the ropes. As Mikey comes back, King executes a T-Bone Suplex!

Freddy Whoa: King pins the former leader of Mikey's America. One, two - no, kickout from eXtreme.

Zach Davis: Ethan King decides to go high risk again. It didn't pay off for him last time, will it here? He climbs to the top..

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Mikey springboards to his feet and runs up to the turnbuckle. He clubs King a few times in the head before lifting him up in the Superplex position..

Zach Davis: SUPER FALCON ARROW! INTO THE PIN!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, kickout from Ethan King! Mikey pulled something new out of his arsenal and it was amazing, but not enough to put King away!

Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop back in the ring now, boom, Roundhouse Kick to Mikey eXtreme. He goes toe to toe with Jay Omega now.

Freddy Whoa: And it's time for our next entrant!

Zach Davis: Here comes BONNIE BLUE! Blue fought Omega to a no contest in a somewhat bizarre matchup, and I hear her and Kevin Bishop have some history too.

Freddy Whoa: Blue immediately begins brawling with Bishop! The crowd is chanting a certain three initials but I believe the audience sound is being muted!

Zach Davis: Bonnie hits a series of Muy Thai elbow strikes before sending Bishop to the ropes. She hits a Dropkick. Bishop stumbles up, boom, kick to the gut - Stunner!

Freddy Whoa: Pin to Bishop. One.. two.. no! Kickout! Apologies to Stone Cold.

Zach Davis: Blue lifts Bishop up but Bishop switches behind her and executes a German Suplex.

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Bonnie lands on her feet! Bishop turns.. Spinning Backfist!

Zach Davis: Ethan King spins Bonnie around, throws her to the ropes... Exploder Suplex!

Freddy Whoa: Jay Omega grabs King from behind and executes a Backdrop Driver!

Zach Davis: Mikey eXtreme hits Jay Omega with a Springboard Crossbody!

Freddy Whoa: Kyle Kemp catches Mikey as he gets back to his feet and executes a Belly to Belly!

Zach Davis: Red Dragon locks Kemp into the CARNAGE CLUTCH!

Freddy Whoa: Matthew Drake runs at Red Dragon and hits him with a KINGSLAYER OUTTA NOWHERE!, breaking up the Carnage Clutch! He follows up by running the ropes and kneeing Red Dragon right in the temple!

Zach Davis: Mikey flies off the top with an eXit Strategy onto Red Dragon! One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: Three! Mikey eXtreme eliminates Red Dragon!

Zach Davis: Matthew Drake runs at Ethan King - ANOTHER KINGSLAYER! How appropriate!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, King is able to throw him off. King grabs Drake from behind... BLEAK FUTURE!

Zach Davis: King pins Drake! One! Two! Three, Matthew Drake is eliminated!

Freddy Whoa: King avoided being slain! And Ethan King becomes the first man in this match with multiple eliminations!

Zach Davis: We've lost two men but we're ready for one more now, three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: Master of Puppets is playing! Seth Lerch has entered War! He just beat Torture, is he going to win War too!?

Zach Davis: Wait, no, that's actually Biohazard wearing a Seth Lerch mask. Well, okay then - here comes Biohazard.

Freddy Whoa: Biohazard, pretending to be Seth, tells Ethan King he's fired and he has to leave. Even if that really WAS Seth, I don't think Ethan King would be going peacefully...

Zach Davis: Shatter the Clouds to Biohazard! Ooze flies out of his face. Ethan King rips off his Seth Lerch mask and mocks surprise, saying "it was Biohazard all along!" He then pins him. One, two, three, and Ethan King has three eliminations.

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King is on a roll - he kicks Kyle Kemp in the gut now, FLATLINE DDT!

Zach Davis: No!, Kemp jabs his way out of it and then hits a picture perfect Dropkick, sending Ethan King flying over the top rope to the outside.

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King, Jay Omega, Mikey eXtreme, Kevin Bishop, Bonnie Blue, and Kyle Kemp. We've got six people in the ring here and any one of them could win it! IF they have what it takes to go to the end of the match, that is!

Zach Davis: We're ready for our next entrant! If it seems too soon it's because Biohazard's entrance took a while and we just weren't talking a lot during it... Or something. ANYWAY here comes entrant thirteen!

Freddy Whoa: JOHNNY ALPHA IS HERE!

Zach Davis: Johnny Alpha steps right up to ... of course ... Jay Omega! We've got the Alpha and the Omega right here!

Freddy Whoa: Uh, no, neither Luke Force nor Sidney J. Warwick have entered yet - oh, wait. I get it.

Zach Davis: Johnny Alpha brawls with Jay Omega and quickly gains the upper hand. He throws Jay to the ropes and then catches him with a Uranage!

Freddy Whoa: Next Johnny Alpha grabs former Omega Champion Mikey eXtreme and locks him into the Crossface Chickenwing!

Zach Davis: No, Mikey knows he's in danger and rams himself backwards, squashing Johnny Alpha into the turnbuckle. Mikey quickly turns and hits a Shining Wizard to Alpha in the corner before bringing him out with a Bulldog.

Freddy Whoa: Mikey is spun around by Bonnie Blue, who hits a series of Muy Thai elbow strikes before finishing up with a Superkick!

Zach Davis: No, Mikey grabs her leg, spins her around and hits a Superkick of his own!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, she catches that!, flips Mikey over and then finally connects with her Superkick! Bonnie with the pin!

Zach Davis: One.. Two.. kickout.

Freddy Whoa: Johnny Alpha is back up and he kicks Blue in the stomach, doubling her over.. Powerbomb!

Zach Davis: No!, reversed into a Hurricanrana by Blue! Blue runs to the ropes.. Springboard Handspring Hurricanrana!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Alpha catches her and slams her to the mat with a Uranage!

Zach Davis: New entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: DAG RIDDIK IS HERE!

Zach Davis: Dag runs to the ring and slides in. Alpha charges him but Dag catches him and lifts him up into a Blue Thunder Bomb into a pin!

Freddy Whoa: One, two, no, kickout from Alpha. Dag gets back up and Blue runs at him next. He kicks her in the gut and pulls her in... PILEDRIVER! OH MY GOD!

Zach Davis: Dag drops down and pins Bonnie. One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: No!, another kickout! Dag is back to his feet and kicks Kevin Bishop in the gut before dropping him with a Neckbreaker. He follows up with a Gutbuster to Kyle Kemp and another pin attempt.

Zach Davis: Dag really looking to make a splash here!

Freddy Whoa: He's spun around by Jay Omega, who kicks him in the stomach before taking him down with a Snap DDT! Another pin attempt, this time on Dag.

Zach Davis: One, two, annndd a kickout.

Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop runs at Omega and Clotheslines him over the top. Bishop turns - and goes back face to face with Bonnie Blue yet again! The two begin trading strikes!

Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop gets the upper hand this time, hitting a Spinning Heel Kick before running to the ropes, coming back and dropping her with a Clothesline. She gets back up and Bishop lifts her for a Brainbuster.

Freddy Whoa: Bonnie Blue shifts her weight and lands behind him, grappling him and taking him down with a Russian Legsweep!

Zach Davis: Bonnie gets back up and turns - RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER FROM JAY OMEGA! Omega with a pin attempt!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three!

Freddy Whoa: Well, Bonnie kicked out, but yes, we're counting down to our next entrant. Two! One!

Zach Davis: Ded Memry is here!

Freddy Whoa: He reaches the ring but Mikey eXtreme yells that he won't let him in. Mikey slingshots over the top rope and lands on top of him!

Zach Davis: King gets back into the ring now finally. He begins slugging it out with Jay Omega now.

Freddy Whoa: Kyle Kemp runs at them and drops them both with a Running DDT, dropping both their heads at the same time!

Zach Davis: Kemp turns to Kevin Bishop next and hits him with a vicious chop, then another, then another. He pushes him to the ropes and sends him running with a whip before hitting Bishop with a Spinebuster!

Freddy Whoa: There's a certain amount of pride the active WCF roster feels when competing against men like Kevin Bishop or Dag Riddik, Jay Omega, for example, the guys that haven't been here every single week. I think the active roster wants to make sure one of them wins it.

Zach Davis: I'm sure they think that'd be nice, but I'm also sure everyone in the active roster wants to make sure THEY win it.

Freddy Whoa: Ded Memry and Mikey eXtreme are brawling outside - Mikey sends Memry into the guardrail. Memry backs up and Mikey grabs him from the back of the neck. Uh oh.

Zach Davis: eXplosion!!, onto the steel steps! Mikey drops down and pins him!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two! Three! Ded Memry is just that - a dead memory, he's outta here!

Zach Davis: You know, I forgot pins could happen outside the ring during War until just now. Huh.

Freddy Whoa: And we're ready for our next entrant, three, two, one...

Zach Davis: HERE COMES LUKE FORCE! THE ALPHA CHAMPION IS HERE!

Freddy Whoa: Luke Force won a battle royal to win that belt, could he win this!? He Clotheslines down Mikey eXtreme as he runs to the ring!

Zach Davis: He gets inside and follows up with a Clothesline to Johnny Alpha! Johnny Alpha is surely a man that would love a chance at that belt.

Freddy Whoa: Luke Force begins brawling with Kyle Kemp now, the two trade some strikes before Force gains control and hits a volley of forearms and follows up with a Snap Suplex. He floats over and goes for a pin.

Zach Davis: One! Two!, no, kickout! Luke Force brings Kemp up and throws him to the ropes. As Kemp comes back Luke runs at him and knees him in the head.

Freddy Whoa: Luke Force follows up with a Cutter!, taking Kemp down. Before he's able to go for another pin he's spun around by Dag Riddik, who knees him in the gut and executes a Pumphandle Slam!

Zach Davis: Dag Riddik begins stomping away at Luke Force now. He lifts him up and sees that he's dazed, he backs off and runs at him, getting him in a Rolling Armbar!

Freddy Whoa: Luke Force yells out in pain.. Is he gonna tap!? Did you know that if you earn a submission elimination in this match, you earn more money?

Zach Davis: I'm pretty sure you're thinking of No Mercy's survival mode. Speaking of, I still haven't unlocked that damn Ho. Anyway, yeah, Luke Force is yelling out in pain!

Freddy Whoa: But Force is able to reach the ropes! Forcing the break!

Zach Davis: But Dag Riddik isn't dumb, he knows this is a no DQ match and totally ignores the ref's call for a break. Luke Force yells out even more but he won't give up!

Freddy Whoa: Force leans over and starts punching Dag, fighting out of it! Eventually he breaks free!

Zach Davis: Just in time for our next entrant in three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: David Sanchez is here! David Sanchez runs to the ring!

Zach Davis: David Sanchez hits the ring and starts off by brawling with Dag Riddik, who is standing tall. He takes Dag down with a Kitchen Sink kick to the abdomen.

Freddy Whoa: Sanchez Clotheslines down Jay Omega next, then Bonnie Blue. He hits Kyle Kemp with a European Uppercut.

Zach Davis: ...And now he goes face to face with Ethan King.

Freddy Whoa: We know Ethan King wants this. We also know that David Sanchez has been destined to win this match in his mind, and some of ours, for quite a while. What's gonna happen?

Zach Davis: A brawl, that's what! Everest or not, this match is for a shot at the greatest prize there is!

Freddy Whoa: David Sanchez gets the upper hand and throws King to the ropes, but King comes back with a Running Axehandle, taking Sanchez down!

Zach Davis: Sanchez stumbles up and Ethan King hits him with a Spinning Heel Kick to the gut. Revelation!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, David Sanchez knows him well and sidesteps the Pele. David Sanchez grapples him from behind and executes a Dragon Suplex!

Zach Davis: Sanchez ducks a Clothesline from Johnny Alpha, who keeps running. As he comes back Sanchez drops him with a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker.

Freddy Whoa: Sanchez runs at Bonnie Blue now and hits a Running European Uppercut, bowling her over. She stumbles up and Sanchez takes her to the mat with a Butterfly Suplex.

Zach Davis: Sanchez next drops Jay Omega, executing a Hangman's Neckbreaker. The Choke ARTEEST is on fire!

Freddy Whoa: As David Sanchez stands tall, who is our next entrant? Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Here comes Bernard Core! The Headmaster is here!

Freddy Whoa: Core enters the ring and gets right into David Sanchez's face. The former United States Champion slaps Bernard Core in the face for daring to step up to him!

Zach Davis: NO! Bernard Core blocks it and kicks Sanchez in the stomach! He lifts David Sanchez up in a Suplex!, keeps him hanging!

Freddy Whoa: David Sanchez shifts his weight and lands behind Core, Sanchez then grapples him and hits another Dragon Suplex!

Zach Davis: Sanchez stomps away at Bernard Core. Mikey eXtreme goes to reenter the ring but Sanchez hits a Baseball Slide, keeping him out. David Sanchez, the leader of Everest, is controlling the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Dag Riddik is up now and clubs David Sanchez from behind but Sanchez hits him with a back elbow. Sanchez throws him to the ropes and hits a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker!

Zach Davis: Bernard Core is back on the attack, though, he clubs Sanchez and spins him around. He kicks him, doubling him over..

Freddy Whoa: Gutwrench Suplex! Sanchez stumbles up and Core pulls him in again... GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB INTO SITOUT PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Sanchez breaks free of Bernard Core. Both men are to their feet and Sanchez runs at him.

Zach Davis: MEDUSA'S TOUCH!

Freddy Whoa: NO! CORE DUCKS IT! Bernard Core rolls him up!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Sanchez kicks out again! Both men are to their feet once more.

Zach Davis: MEDUSA'S TOUCH! SANCHEZ HITS IT!

Freddy Whoa: David Sanchez pins Bernard Core, hooking the leg.

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: ....The... the lights are out?

Freddy Whoa: I mean, it's roughly time for our next entrant, but we kinda needed to see the finish to that pin. Well, whatever, what's happening?

Zach Davis: The crowd is getting restless... who is it gonna be?

Freddy Whoa: The lights are back!

Zach Davis: OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!

Freddy Whoa: GEMINI BATTLE IS HERE!!!!

Zach Davis: GEMINI BATTLE HITS GOD'S PARADOX ON DAVID SANCHEZ!

Freddy Whoa: TRANSITIONS RIGHT INTO THE VICTORY MARCH! HE HAS IT LOCKED IN!

Zach Davis: SANCHEZ TAPS! SANCHEZ TAPS! GEMINI BATTLE GETS HIS REVENGE!

Freddy Whoa: This crowd is going absolutely apeshit! David Sanchez rolls out of the ring as Gemini Battle stands tall.

Zach Davis: We thought Gemini Battle was dead! But he's back, here in War, and he's here to win it!

Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle helps Bernard Core up to his feet. Is there some kind of connection here? Are they forming an alliance?

Zach Davis: I guess not, because Gemini Battle drops the Headmaster with a Spear! He then turns towards the outside..

Freddy Whoa: SUICIDE DIVE TO MIKEY EXTREME!

Zach Davis: The best of the best have come to War, Freddy, and Gemini Battle is one of the best! He gets back to his feet and lifts Mikey up with him. He hits a series of knife edge chops before throwing Mikey into the ring steps!

Freddy Whoa: We've currently got eleven active participants in this match and we've had seven eliminations. We have Gemini Battle and Mikey fighting on the outside, we have Alpha and Omega brawling in the corner in the ring. Kyle Kemp, Bernard Core, and Ethan King are down. Bonnie Blue has Kevin Bishop in the corner and is stomping a mudhole in him.

Zach Davis: Luke Force and Dag Riddik are brawling in the center. Luke Force throws him to the ropes and executes a Dropkick as he comes back. Force then quickly lifts him and goes for a Snap Suplex.

Freddy Whoa: Floatover pin by Force. One, two, kickout.

Zach Davis: Luke Force transitions into a Chinlock. Time for our next entrant, three, two, one!

Freddy Whoa: VERY BIG SECURITY IS HERE!

Zach Davis: The Tank and The Behemoth enter as numbers eighteen and nineteen!

Freddy Whoa: They run to where Mikey and Gemini are brawling. The Tank takes down Gemini as The Behemoth takes down Mikey. They signal to the ceiling.. What is dropping down?

Zach Davis: It's a shark cage! Two shark cages drop down. Hey, wait, look up. There have to be a dozen of them up there!

Freddy Whoa: The two toss Mikey eXtreme into the shark cage and lock it. The shark cage raises up.. What are they doing!?

Zach Davis: Very Big Security enter the ring and charge at Jay Omega. They hit a Linked Clothesline and then stomp away at him. Next is Ethan King, who they grab and lift up... DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Comedy Gold! So much for Everest loyalty, to the winner go the spoils!

Freddy Whoa: William, the Internet Champion, pins him. One.. Two..

Zach Davis: No!, King kicked out. However, Ainsley called for a shark cage. They shove King into it and it raises up above the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Very Big Security turn next to Kevin Bishop. William runs at him and Clotheslines him into the corner, before Ainsley runs at him and hits a big Splash.

Zach Davis: Just call him Magikarp because he hits the SPLASH ATTACK! William then hits a Running Senton Splash. SPLASH ATTACK!

Freddy Whoa: They call for another shark cage and throw Kevin Bishop into it. It raises back up. What kind of strategy is this? Have the Very Big Security just eliminated their greatest competition?

Zach Davis: Two more shark cages have already lowered. The Very Big Security throw Jay Omega into one, which is then raised up.

Freddy Whoa: Very Big Security grab Kyle Kemp next and launch him into one of the shark cages, quickly locking it and raising it up.

Zach Davis: HERE COMES BONNIE BLUE! Bonnie Blue runs at them and jumps, hitting a few stiff forearms to William! She turns after having dazed him and hits Ainsley with a Spinning Backfist followed by a Superkick!

Freddy Whoa: No, William is able to club her from behind. He throws her to the ropes, lifts her up - Military Press and he throws her into the shark cage! Her body slams into it and he quickly runs and locks it up. The cage is raised.

Zach Davis: The Very Big Security just locked up Mikey eXtreme, Jay Omega, Ethan King, Kevin Bishop, Kyle Kemp, and Bonnie Blue. They're all trapped, having been raised high into the rafters. The Very Big Alliance stand tall in the center of the ring!

Freddy Whoa: It's time for our next entrant. Three, two, one..

Zach Davis: JAYSON PRICE IS HERE!

Freddy Whoa: Jayson Price has done it all - almost. He's never won War. He may have main evented Ten, Fifteen, Slam 400 - but he hasn't won War.

Zach Davis: Jayson Price heads right to the ring!.. then.. walks into the crowd.. He's going right towards the War Rest Area the fans set up from earlier.

Freddy Whoa: Price grabs a beer from one of them and stops and watches the match in progress.

Zach Davis: So, uh, we've got Jayson Price resting even though he didn't start yet. We've got Mikey, Omega, King, Bishop, Kemp, and Blue all locked up in cages above the ring.

Freddy Whoa: We have the Very Big Security standing tall in the ring. Johnny Alpha, Dag Riddik, Luke Force, Gemini Battle, and Bernard Core all outside the ring.

Zach Davis: William is on the mic. He's yelling that he doesn't want to wait. He yells that Jayson Price is a coward. We cut to Price - he's eating popcorn and doesn't sweat William's words.

Freddy Whoa: William wats a new entrant right now, and we're counting down, who is it gonna be? William throws the mic to the ground.

Zach Davis: Three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES PETROV!

Zach Davis: Petrov marches to the ring.. wait, who does he have with him?

Freddy Whoa: He's entering with ANASTASIA PETROVA! Petrova walks through the crowd, and she has a seat next to Jayson Price and begins flirting with him!

Zach Davis: Whether you lock them up in a cage or use women, you've gotta take out the competition however you can here in the WCF. Petrov gets into the ring finally!

Freddy Whoa: William runs at him and Petrov drops him with a Big Boot. Ainsley runs at him and gets a Big Boot too. Why didn't they just attack at the same time?

Zach Davis: Bernard Core hits the ring and begins brawling with Very Big Security but they're too much for him.

Freddy Whoa: William the Behemoth kicks Core in the gut and drops him with a DDT before locking him into a Texas Cloverleaf.

Zach Davis: Ainsley runs at him.. PUNT KICK TO THE FACE!

Freddy Whoa: William rolls him up.. ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! William eliminates Bernard Core!

Freddy Whoa: They also robbed us of the Bernard Core/Mikey eXtreme interaction we all wanted!

Zach Davis: Petrov grabs William and Ainsley by the throat. Out of nowhere!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, he can't get them up. They both kick him in the gut.

Zach Davis: DOUBLE SUPLEX! William pins Petrov.

Freddy Whoa: One, two... No! Kickout by Petrov.

Zach Davis: The Very Big Alliance gets back to their feet as it is time for our next entrant. Three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES JAY WEST! JAY WEST IS BACK!

Zach Davis: Jay West jumps onto the apron and then Springboards into the ring, hitting a Springboard Forearm on William!

Freddy Whoa: Jay West follows up with a kick to Ainsley before grabbing his head and hitting a Sliced Bread #2! Jay pins him!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: NO, kickout. Jay West gets to his feet and runs..

Zach Davis: SUICIDE PLANCHA TO JOHNNY ALPHA ON THE OUTSIDE!

Freddy Whoa: The Very Big Security get to their feet and they once again control the ring. They're yelling that they're bored and they want another entrant, that Jay West was too small.

Zach Davis: Very Big Security wants very big competition? Here we go..

Freddy Whoa: HERE COMES BISHOP! He almost won the People's Championship from Gravedigger!

Zach Davis: He's seven foot tall.. and you can't teach that. He goes toe to toe with William and begins brawling!

Freddy Whoa: No!, Ainsley grabs him from behind and drops him with a Backbreaker. The Very Big Alliance takes control and stomps at Bishop.

Zach Davis: Petrov is back in! He hits William and Ainsley with a series of strikes as Petrov works his way back to his feet.

Freddy Whoa: PETROV AND BISHOP WITH A CHOKESLAM TO AINSLEY! HOW'D THEY GET HIM UP SO HIGH!?

Zach Davis: Ainsley rolls out of the ring as the two men kick William. DOUBLE POWERBOMB!

Freddy Whoa: Petrov drops down and pins the Internet Champion! One!

Zach Davis: TWO! NO!, kickout!

Freddy Whoa: We may have thought Very Big Security was in this to help Ethan King win, but we can see that's not the case. They're in this for themselves!

Zach Davis: Can they win as a unit? Is that allowed?

Freddy Whoa: Jay West is back in the ring but he gets a Scoop Slam from Petrov. Petrov lifts him up and throws him to the ropes.. Samoan Drop!

Zach Davis: Very Big Security are back to their feet and hit Petrov with a Lariat from behind to the back of the head. They kick Petrov out of the ring before kicking West out as well.

Freddy Whoa: Very Big Security control the ring as we're ready for our next entrant. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Here come Tanner Tall and Derrick Tuff! They slide in the ring, and-

Freddy Whoa: Big Boot from Williams to Tanner, Big Boot from Ainsley to Derrick. Tanner flies into the corner and inexplicably falls into the Tree of Woe position. Ainsley transitions from the Big Boot right into a Sleeper.

Zach Davis: William executes the Concussion Creator and falls into the pin as Ainsley keeps the Sleeper locked in.

Freddy Whoa: ONE, TWO, THREE AND A TAPOUT! Very Big Security with another elimination of an entire tag team.

Zach Davis: Once again William is on the mic asking for a challenge! Who do these guys think they are? They're demanding we break the two minute rule and get someone else out here!

Freddy Whoa: I think they just want to win and get back to catering, Zach. Well here we go, three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Here comes...

Freddy Whoa: WWAARR BBAALLFFOORREE!!

Zach Davis: ODIN BALFORE IS HERE! The man that single handedly eliminated seven men last year is here and he's coming for Very Big Security!

Freddy Whoa: Odin Balfore enters the ring and VBS are not intimated! They go right on the attack! Clubbing blows to Balfore!

Zach Davis: BALFORE SHRUGS THEM OFF! Odin hits a Running Big Boot to William!, Odin keeps going.. BOOM! SPEAR TO AINSLEY!

Freddy Whoa: ODIN BALFORE STANDING TALL!

Zach Davis: Petrov runs at Odin - Boom, knee lift to Petrov, doubling him over. Bishop is in next and Odin catches him with an Inverted Atomic Drop. He then hits a stiff headbutt before grabbing Bishop...

Freddy Whoa: CHOKESLAM! WHAT A SHOW OF STRENGTH!

Zach Davis: Odin with the pin! Here's his first elimination!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: NO!, broken up by Very Big Security!... which, uh, isn't a very smart thing to do in a match like this... But.. I think they're just pissed off.

Freddy Whoa: The two men lift Odin by his throat... Double Chokeslam, COMEDY GOLD!

Zach Davis: NO!, Odin Balfore kicks William in the gut before hitting a stiff punch to Ainsley. Odin drops William with a DDT before taking Ainsley down with a Clothesline!

Freddy Whoa: Odin Balfore standing tall as we're ready for our next entrant! Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Lights out. That's never good.

Freddy Whoa: Why don't jobbers turn the lights out? What's stopping them? If I'm an underdog in this match coming in against Odin Balfore, damn right I'm dropping the lights so I can get a sneak attack advantage. And-

Zach Davis: Freddy, shut up, look who's in the ring. The lights are back. Oh my God.

Freddy Whoa: SALEM SHEPARD IS BACK!

Zach Davis: CLOTHESLINE TO ODIN BALFORE! Odin stumbles up and Salem kicks him in the gut, doubling him over.

Freddy Whoa: PILEDRIVER TO ODIN BALFORE FROM SALEM SHEPARD! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HERE'S THE PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, ODIN KICKS OUT! Shep gets to his feet and basks in the jeers of the audience!

Freddy Whoa: Out of all the returns... Seriously?

Zach Davis: Zero Tolerance's Salem Shepard grins mischieviously at the camera for just a half second before going back on the attack, hitting the ropes and then a Running Elbow Drop to Odin. He kicks Balfore out of the ring with malice before parading around the ring, taunting the WCF stars brawling on the outside.

Freddy Whoa: He's taunting the men stuck up in the shark cage's as well... We have WCF, we have UCI, we have free agents like Salem Shepard and Jay Omega.. What else can happen?

Zach Davis: Gemini Battle goes to re-enter the ring, but Salem runs at him and hits a Baseball Slide.

Freddy Whoa: Next is Johnny Alpha, who gets a kick between the ropes right in the head. Jay West tries to get back in the ring and gets the same.

Zach Davis: BUT HERE COMES PETROV! Petrov begins a brawl with Salem, someone's gotta take this guy down!

Freddy Whoa: Series of punches to Salem before sending him to the ropes. Salem comes back and gets a Scoop Slam. I can't believe the crowd is cheering Petrov!

Zach Davis: Salem gets back to his feet and Petrov irish whips him to the ropes -

Freddy Whoa: No, Salem reverses it. Petrov is sent into the ropes and as he comes back Salem greets him with a kick to the stomach aannd boom, another DDT.

Zach Davis: Next entrant now, three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: THE MACK IS BACK! HERE COMES STEVE ORBIT!

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit is entrant thirty one! The former WCF World Champion slides into the ring and he ducks a Clothesline from Salem!

Freddy Whoa: PIMP SLAP TO SALEM SHEPARD!

Zach Davis: HE GRASPS HIM IN THE HALF NELSON! HONEY DIP!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Salem Shepard hits a Mule Kick, hitting Orbit right in the balls. Jesus.

Zach Davis: Shep follows up by climbing to the top rope as Orbit stumbles to his feet, holding his groin. Orbit turns..

Freddy Whoa: DIVING DDT TO ORBIT!

Zach Davis: NO! MIDAIR PIMP SLAP!

Freddy Whoa: ORBIT WITH THE PIN!

Zach Davis: No - Salem quickly rolls out of the ring before Orbit can go for the pin. Salem gets back to his feet, happy at having outsmarted the Mack.

Freddy Whoa: UNTIL HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT FROM ODIN BALFORE!

Zach Davis: Odin rolls Shep into the ring and then gets in himself. Orbit and Balfore eye each other before they begin brawling!

Freddy Whoa: A long, storied history between these two - not even Salem Shepard is going to distract them from fighting when they get a chance. I can hear a "FIGHT FOREVER!" chant!

Zach Davis: Before Odin and Orbit can really go at it, they're spun around by William and Ainsley, respectively. Petrov, Bishop, Alpha, West, Force all re-enter the ring and brawl amongst each other!

Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle with a Moonsault from the top onto the bodies of Odin Balfore, Steve Orbit, and the Very Big Security!

Zach Davis: Dag Riddik in the ring now and he picks Orbit up, dropping him with a Neckbreaker, targeting him for no reason in particular I'm sure!

Freddy Whoa: We have a total clusterfuck and we're ready for our next entrant in three, two, one..

Zach Davis: Only one man can enter a brawl like this and survive!

Freddy Whoa: MR. JACK HAPPY IS HERE! WCF's resident clown is back in the ring just in time, and he's wearing an IT inspired costume... Yet somehow he seems as happy as ever!

Zach Davis: Jack Happy dances his way over to Jayson Price and Anastasia Petrova, giving them some flowers before continuing to waltz his way to the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Once he's in the ring, Happy is met by Dag Riddik - and counters Dag's strikes with Road Dogg style punches of his own.

Zach Davis: Jack Happy turns next to Petrov, hitting him with a Bionic Elbow! Headbutt to Bishop!

Freddy Whoa: Happy has decided he's done enough damage and dances on out of the ring... Dancing all the way up to the food stand. He's ordering a burrito! That guy always loved burritos.

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, we've got ELEVEN men brawling in the ring right now. We've got Jayson Price and Anastasia Petrova necking in the audience, and we've got Ethan King, Kevin Bishop, Mikey eXtreme, Kyle Kemp, Jay Omega, and Bonnie Blue hung up in the rafters by the Very Big Security.

Freddy Whoa: Very Big Security leave the ring now and they're pulling something out from under the ring... They've got fishing nets!

Zach Davis: Ainsley throws a net into the ring landing it on Orbit, pulling him out of the ring. William's lands on Gemini, pulling him out. He's got the former WCF World Champions trapped!

Freddy Whoa: Johnny Alpha has just caught Jay West in the ALPHA DRIVER! PIN TO JAY WEST!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO! THREE!

Freddy Whoa: Odin Balfore sees an opportunity as Alpha gets up. Odin spins him and grabs Johnny Alpha by the throat. RAGNAROK!

Zach Davis: ONE. TWO. THREE.

Freddy Whoa: Odin takes Bishop by the throat.

Zach Davis: RRAAGGNNAARROOKK!

Freddy Whoa: ONE. TWO. THREE.

Zach Davis: Odin gets to his feet and roars! Holy shit! Two eliminations out of nowhere, and Odin now trails Ethan King by one elimination.

Freddy Whoa: We're ready for our next entrant. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: RELENTLESS ANDRE HOLMES IS IN THE HOUSE!

Freddy Whoa: Andre Holmes marches over to Jayson Price and tells him to cut the crap. Jayson sighs and immediately drops Anastasia Petrova with a DOWNFALL before placing his foot on her.

Zach Davis: One, two, three, Jayson Price eliminates Anastasia Petrova before Mushroom Mandingo march to the ring!

Freddy Whoa: Price spins Odin around and both he and Andre kick Odin in the stomach. The two then execute a Double Suplex, sending Odin to the mat before he rolls out.

Zach Davis: Andre throws Salem Shepard to the ropes as Jayson Price leaps, they execute a 3D!

Freddy Whoa: Price trips up Petrov and then spreads his legs as Andre climbs to the top rope. Andre soon realizes they're doing the Dudleyz schtick and he's Devon, and he quickly changes his mind and climbs down, pushing Price and asking if he's trying to stereotype him.

Zach Davis: Talk about a dick waving contest!

Freddy Whoa: Jayson Price decides to climb to the top rope instead and lets Andre spread Petrov's legs. Once Jayson gets to the top, however, he realizes what Seth would say if he dived into another man's crotch and climbs off, deciding he won't do it either.

Zach Davis: Andre and Jayson again argue about who is going to do the WASSUP until William rolls up Andre and Ainsley rolls up Price!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: DOUBLE KICKOUT!

Zach Davis: William Clotheslines Andre over the top and Ainsley Clotheslines Jayson over the top, all four men flying to the outside!

Freddy Whoa: This leaves Steve Orbit and Gemini Battle stuck outside the ring in nets, and Odin Balfore, Salem Shepard, Dag Riddik, Luke Force, and Petrov.

Zach Davis: Next entrant time! Three, two, one!

Freddy Whoa: Trey Carter is here!

Zach Davis: Trey Carter slides in and Dag Riddik runs at him for no reason in particular, Dag goes for a Clothesline which Trey ducks.. German Suplex to Dag Riddik!

Freddy Whoa: Dag Riddik gets to his feet, no-selling the German based Suplex as if he gave it strength for no reason in particular. He runs at Carter, but Trey catches him and hits a Belly to Belly!

Zach Davis: Trey Carter folllows up by stepping toe to toe with Petrov. Petrov fires off a Hard Clothesline and Carter ducks it and drops Petrov with a Reverse DDT!

Freddy Whoa: Trey Carter pins Petrov! One! Two!

Zach Davis: No, kickout!

Freddy Whoa: Former Alpha Champion here, Trey Carter gets back to his feet and he goes face to face with Salem Shepard. The former Zero Tolerance member kicks Trey in the gut before throwing him to the ropes.

Zach Davis: Salem captures him in a Belly to Back!

Freddy Whoa: WAIT!, both Steve Orbit and Gemini Battle have escaped their nets! They begin brawling with William and Ainsley!

Zach Davis: William and Ainsley have done their best this entire match to neutralize the best of the best - the former World Champions, the favorites - but Orbit and Gemini have broken free!

Freddy Whoa: Steve Orbit drops William with a Pele Kick as Gemini Battle takes down Ainsley with a Snapmare Suplex! They climb back into the ring and go toe to toe with one another.

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit and Gemini Battle faceoff! You never know what you're gonna get here at WAR!

Freddy Whoa: Time for our next entrant! Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: HERE COMES THE OMEGA CHAMPION! HERE COMES SIDNEY J. WARWICK!

Freddy Whoa: Sidney J. Warwick rushes to the ring and he's got pamphlets on the dangers of the patriarchy and rape culture. He hands them to Andre Holmes and Jayson Price before getting into the ring.

Zach Davis: Once inside, Steve Orbit goes for a Pimp Slap. SJW quickly pulls out a pamphlet about the dangers of the stereotyping of black men!

Freddy Whoa: Gemini Battle runs at him and goes for a Spear, but SJW leapfrogs over him and then hands him a pamphlet about the dangers of glorifying mental illness.

Zach Davis: The Very Big Security grab SJW by the throat!, SJW counters that with a double pamphlet, informing each of them about the dangers of body shaming and letting them know that their weight is nobody's business but their own!

Freddy Whoa: Next, Sidney J. Warwick goes face to face with Petrov! He begins going through his series of pamphlets trying to find something relevant but he's got nothing!

Zach Davis: PETROV WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, SJW rolls Petrov up!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: Kickout from Petrov!

Zach Davis: Both men are to their feet and SJW runs at Petrov, who is able to lift him up onto his shoulders into the Electric Chair position!

Freddy Whoa: SJW reverses it with a Victory Roll! Another pin attempt!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: No!, Petrov escapes again. Petrov runs at him and Sidney thumbs him in the throat. The crowd doesn't like that.. SJW just throws him to the outside.

Zach Davis: Sidney J. Warwick is the Omega Champion, that means he's the number two Champion in the company. That gives him a very real claim at being the favorite to win this match.

Freddy Whoa: Sidney J. Warwick next goes face to with Luke Force! The Alpha and the Omega!

Zach Davis: No, Johnny Alpha is eliminated and Jay Omega is stuck in the rafters. Oh, wait! No, I get it.

Freddy Whoa: Boom, rights and lefts between the two - the fresher man in SJW gets the advantage.

Zach Davis: No!, Luke Force fires back with a series of strong clubbing forearms. He executes a stiff Snap Suplex!, floating over for the pin ala a certain serial murderer we all know!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: No, SJW gets the shoulder up. Luke Force backs up and waits for SJW to get to his feet, he runs at him... Knee to the head!

Freddy Whoa: Sidney rolls away and rolls Luke Force up!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: Kickout from Force. This guy is gold for a match involving drama filled "one, two!" calls. Half his moves are pinning combinations!

Zach Davis: Anyway, time for our next entrant! Three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: Here comes the returning Caleb Ronan! Did THIS guy do anything in WCF?

Zach Davis: Don't talk shit. Bernard Core, at least, was an accomplished star, Freddy.

Freddy Whoa: What do they have to do with one another? Anyway, Caleb Ronan enters the ring and he gets in the face of SJW!

Zach Davis: Huh, wait. Caleb Ronan is actually telling SJW he admires him and his views and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

Freddy Whoa: It seems these two have formed an alliance. Jayson Price and Andre Holmes hit the ring and run at them, but get taken down with stereo Dropkicks.

Zach Davis: The Tag Team Champions roll out - but the Very Big Security roll right in!

Freddy Whoa: William and Ainsley run at Caleb and SJW, but Caleb and SJW roll away. William and Ainsley turn and get stereo Dropkicks, sending them out of the ring as well.

Zach Davis: The returning World Champions in Steve Orbit and Gemini Battle are in the ring next and rush SJW and Caleb Ronan - but, you guessed it! Stereo Dropkicks!

Freddy Whoa: Sidney J. Warwick and the ultimate hipster, Caleb Ronan, have cleared house!

Zach Davis: Odin Balfore enters the ring and both men back off in fear... ruh roh.

Freddy Whoa: They both go to leave the ring but Odin spins them around and grabs them both by the throat!

Zach Davis: DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, as Ronan goes up he kicks him in the gut. As Sidney goes down, he drops him with a knee to the head.

Zach Davis: Sidney J. Warwick grabs him by the arm and executes the Lag Magistral pin!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! ODIN BALFORE ESCAPES THE OMEGA CHAMPION!

Zach Davis: As Odin climbs back to his feet he's faced with double Dropkicks from SJW and Caleb Ronan.

Freddy Whoa: Are you telling me these nerds are dominating this match!? This is unbelievable.

Zach Davis: We've got our next entrant in three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: WHOA!

Zach Davis: THEY'RE HERE!

Freddy Whoa: THE NERD SSMMAASSHHEERRSS!!!!!

Zach Davis: Kevin and George step out from the back to a huge ovation! Look at Sidney J. Warwick and Caleb Ronan, they don't want to compete with these alpha males! As far as I'm concerned, SJW is the Beta Champion!

Freddy Whoa: George and Kevin step out onto the stage and the two men point towards the ring at Warwick an Ronan! They're entrants thirty seven and thirty eight! Just how big is this match gonna be?

Zach Davis: Who cares - THE NERDSMASHERS HEAD TO THE RING!

Freddy Whoa: NO! WHAT! Some fan has jumped out of the crowd.. and smashed the Nerdsmashers with a chair! The smashers have become the smashed!

Zach Davis: WE'VE WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR THIS! The fan raises the chair above his head and smashes Kevin in the skull with it. This fan is wearing a hoodie, we can't see his face. Come on, show yourself!

Freddy Whoa: He's a coward. Wait, thankfully, here comes security. William and Ainsley are headed towards this asshole, they'll take care of it!

Zach Davis: NO! Very Big Security begins kicking away at the Nerdsmashers! The fan gets to just stand there. What the hell!?

Freddy Whoa: Oh, come on, Zach. You know exactly what this is. The "fan" is flipping off his hood...

Zach Davis: It's Stephen Singh.

Freddy Whoa: William lifts up Kevin as Ainsley lifts up George and they toss them off the stage, throwing the Nerdsmashers to the cold, hard cement. Thievin' Steven - er, uh, Thievin' Stephen - has stolen their entry.

Zach Davis: STEPHEN SINGH HAS ENTERED WAR!

Freddy Whoa: Stephen Singh enters the ring and steps toe to toe with Sidney J. Warwick. Singh is flanked by Very Big Security, and before SJW can go for some crazy pin combo, Very Big Security grab him and throw him towards Stephen.

Zach Davis: SNITCHINOKU DRIVER! Singh nods to Very Big Security who call for more empty shark cages to be lowered.

Freddy Whoa: Are you kidding me? We still have Mikey, Omega, King, Bishop, Kemp, and Blue up there! We're going to add SJW to the list?

Zach Davis: Wait... wait! NO! Those six shark cages are being lowered instead of the empty ones! Steven Singh and Very Big Security are freaking out!

Freddy Whoa: LOOK! Gemini Battle has climbed up into the rafters and he's the one that lowering them! He already took out David Sanchez, he doesn't have time for any more Everest shenanigans!

Zach Davis: Then why is he lowering Ethan King-

Freddy Whoa: I SAID HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TIME FOR EVEREST SHENANIGANS, LET'S NOT THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT OKAY?

Zach Davis: The cages all hit the ring and open, letting the trapped wrestlers lose! Mikey eXtreme and Kyle Kemp run at William and Ainsley, hitting dual Dropkicks and sending them out of the ring. All six competitors then look towards Stephen.

Freddy Whoa: This whole plan was surely Singh's, and they want their revenge!

Zach Davis: Singh gets hit with a Spinning Backfist from Bonnie Blue!

Freddy Whoa: Thunderclap Kick from Jay Omega!

Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop flies - Ghetto Stomp onto the fallen Singh!

Freddy Whoa: Kemp lifts him up and lifts him onto the ropes, drops him with the Stun Gun... Mikey eXtreme runs at him and hits the eXtinguished Dropkick as he's gasping for air!

Zach Davis: Singh rolls to the middle of the ring, holding his throat, and rolls right into Ethan King, finally seeing a friendly face. He begs off before Ethan King outstretches his hand, lifting him to his feet.

Freddy Whoa: King shrugs, saying "It's just business." before hitting Steven Singh with the Flatline! Ethan King with the pin!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! Not even a big dog could survive that many huge moves in a row!

Zach Davis: You're the real thief now, Ethan!

Freddy Whoa: Stephen Singh rolls out of the ring, and now... Now all hell breaks loose.

Zach Davis: We have sixteen men brawling in the ring all at once! We have Orbit, Jayson Price and Andre Holmes laid out on the outside, we have Jack Happy God knows where, and we have Gemini Battle... Where is he?

Freddy Whoa: He's still in the rafters - wait, no. No, Gemini, don't do it.

Zach Davis: He's looking down at the mass of humanity beneath him...

Freddy Whoa: MOONSAULT OFF THE RAFTERS INTO THE RING! IF I WASN'T SEEING THIS LIVE WITH MY OWN EYES AND JUST READING A DESCRIPTION OF IT I'D SAY IT IS IMPOSSIBLE AND THAT WE'RE KILLING THE BUSINESS!

Zach Davis: LISTEN TO THAT CROWD! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Freddy Whoa: Not since we saw Gravedigger fly off the Hell in a Cell with his Death From Above Frog Splash have we seen such feat here!

Zach Davis: The sheer magnitude of Gemini's amazing leap leaves literally everyone in the ring laid out. And hey, wait, it was time for a new entrant a few moments ago, some guy is coming down the ramp.

Freddy Whoa: This is WCF newcomer Harry "Bomber" Calden, and he's making his debut in the WCF. He almost looks like he doesn't know what to do as he enters the ring, looking around at the bodies.

Zach Davis: Bomber shrugs and dives onto the body of Gemini Battle, pinning him and hooking the leg!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE!

Zach Davis: ...

Freddy Whoa: WHAT A DEBUT FOR THIS MAN! HE JUST PINNED A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!

Zach Davis: Gemini Battle did what he came here to do - he got his revenge on David Sanchez and everything else was just icing on the cake!

Freddy Whoa: Either way, what a pin for Bomber!

Zach Davis: Bomber jumps to his feet and jumps into the air as if he just kissed the girl of his dreams at the end of an 80's romcom.

Freddy Whoa: Bomber jumps onto Caleb Ronan now!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: THREE!? Another elimination for Bomber!?

Zach Davis: Bomber jumps onto Kevin Bishop!

Freddy Whoa: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Bomber's luck has run out as Kevin Bishop shoots his shoulder up. Bomber realizes the time has come to do some actual wrestling and hits the ropes as the roster is starting to get to their feet now.

Zach Davis: Bomber hits a Shoulder Block, then Bishop gets up and eats another Shoulder Block. Bishop stumbles up again and swings wildly at Bomber who lifts him and executes a Side Release Spinout Powerbomb!

Freddy Whoa: Bomber looks down and says "YOU CAN'T BOMB ME!" before hitting the ropes and executing a People's Elbow!

Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop stumbles up and Bomber is crouched, RKO!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Bishop pushes him away and into the ropes. Bomber comes back and ducks a Clothesline from Bishop before kicking him in the gut, doubling him over.

Zach Davis: STUNNER!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Bishop is able to push him off, avoiding that too. Both men turn to face each other and the exhausted Bishop rushes Bomber, who lifts him onto his shoulders. F5!!!

Zach Davis: Jesus. This guy's moveset.. geez...

Freddy Whoa: Bomber goes for the pin but Bishop wisely rolls out before he can. Bomber climbs to the top and looks for an opponent.

Zach Davis: He yells AXE BOMBER!!!! for jumping and hitting the move onto Salem Shepard!

Freddy Whoa: Time for a new entrant. Three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Time for another debut, Hajeet is here! Hajeet immediately finds Petrov and helps him to his feet, forming an ally.

Freddy Whoa: Wait, wait, they're calling for another friend. They're calling for Jack Happy to return to the ring! And here comes Jack Happy, dancing down with his bag of burritos.

Zach Davis: Jack hesitantly leaves his bag of burritos with us, the announcers, for safe keeping. I'm kind of hungry though, damnit, Jack, this is tempting.

Freddy Whoa: The three men.. What are they doing? They each put out their right hand and join hands, with one arm out, and all three of them are spinning, taking everyone around them down!

Zach Davis: I've never seen anything like this. They're like a machine, spinning in sync with each other, taking people out like a Beyblade made of people!

Freddy Whoa: Beyblade Clotheslines to Dag Riddik! Luke Force! SJW! Trey Carter! Kyle Kemp! Bonnie Blue!

Zach Davis: Well... now they're dizzy. Petrov and Hajeet fall down, Mr. Jack Happy stumbles into Odin Balfore. Ruh roh.

Freddy Whoa: JACK HAPPY HITS THE HAPPY ENDING AND ODIN BALFORE TAPS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: Just kidding. Kick to the gut of Happy, Odin pulls him in.. MARK OF ODIN!

Zach Davis: One, two, three. Odin with his elimination, once again one away from Ethan King now.

Freddy Whoa: Hajeet and Petrov attack Odin Balfore from behind. Petrov spins Odin around and throws him to Hajeet, who executes his MEET MY KNEES!

Zach Davis: Odin rolls out of the ring. Let's stop and recap everything now, shall we?

Freddy Whoa: Andre Holmes and Jayson Price, Mushroom Mandingo, have just sprung on Odin Balfore and they're kicking away at him outside.

Zach Davis: Steve Orbit and Trey Carter are brawling with Dag Riddik and Salem Shepard. Luke Force, Sidney J. Warwick, and Mikey eXtreme have a three way brawl going, each trading shots. Kevin Bishop has Jay Omega in a corner and he's kicking away at him.

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King has Kyle Kemp in a Headlock, wearing him down. Bomber and Bonnie Blue are fighting, with Blue taking everything Bomber can throw at her. Very Big Security are brawling with Hajeet and Petrov.

Zach Davis: Next entrant in three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Leon Hayze! Another newcomer to WCF, making his debut here tonight!

Zach Davis: Hayze goes for the Alpha Champion, Luke Force. He spins Luke around and executes a Hurricanrana!

Freddy Whoa: Luke Force is sent to the mat and stumbles back up. He goes to kick Hayze but Hayze catches it and executes a Dragonscrew Legwhip! He goes to pin the Alpha Champ!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: No, Force kicks out. Leon Hayze jumps in the corner and executes a Second Rope Moonsault!

Zach Davis: No, Force gets his knees up! Force stumbles to his feet as Hayze holds his stomach, Force forearms him and executes a Snap Suplex!

Freddy Whoa: Meanwhile, on the outside, Mushroom Mandingo throw the Allfather into the guardrail before running at him and hitting a Linked Clothesline, sending him over and into the crowd!

Zach Davis: Andre and Jayson pull Odin so he's hanging over the guardrail, each of them back off in seperate directions... What are they planning!?

Freddy Whoa: TWO SUPERKICKS!, A BOOT TO EACH SIDE OF ODIN'S HEAD!

Zach Davis: NO! ODIN DROPS DOWN INTO THE CROWD AND AVOIDS IT!

Freddy Whoa: JAYSON'S AND ANDRE'S BODIES COLLIDE, THEY END UP HITTING GROIN FIRST IN THE SCISSOR POSITION! OH MY GOD!

Zach Davis: There's a small explosion! Did.. did that just... Did Mushroom Mandingo's dicks just create a literal explosion?

Freddy Whoa: The two men roll around on the ground in pain. Odin Balfore steps over the guardrail, eyeing them. Price is the first man to his feet.

Zach Davis: R-CAIRO!!! AN HOMAGE TO THE BIG DICK SUPERSTAR FROM ODIN BALFORE! ODIN PINS PRICE!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! Odin Balfore pins one half of Mushroom Mandingo and makes it to four eliminations, now tied with Ethan!

Freddy Whoa: As Odin gets to his feet, Andre runs at him and hits a Yakuza Kick, crushing Odin Balfore into the corner of the guardrail. Andre then hops the guardrail and "springboards" off of it, hitting a Phoenix Splash!

Zach Davis: DEADLINE TRAP! INTO THE PIN!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! KICKOUT FROM ODIN!

Zach Davis: Andre gets back to his feet and starts stomping a mudhole in Odin as we're ready for our next entrant! Three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: This is the return of the HANDSOME HALF BREED! Here comes SHADOWLOVE!

Zach Davis: Shadowlove hits the ring and goes head to head with Bishop! He kicks Bishop in the gut but Bishop fires back with a few lefts and rights. Shadowlove blocks one and hits him with a Bionic Elbow!

Freddy Whoa: Former UCI Television Champion and former UCI World Champion collide!

Zach Davis: Shadowlove then grapples Kevin Bishop and executes a Belly to Belly! He crawls over and pins Bishop.

Freddy Whoa: One.. Two..

Zach Davis: No, kickout. You've got to imagine that if someone like Shadowlove pinned someone like Kevin Bishop, it'd have ramifications in their home companies. But this isn't about that right now - this is about a chance at the One main event!

Freddy Whoa: Shadowlove is spun around by Ethan King, who throws him to the ropes and then hits him with a T-Bone as he comes back! Shadowlove is sent out of the ring.

Zach Davis: Bonnie Blue runs at King next and she gets an Exploder Suplex!, sending her flying out as well!

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King turns as Dag Riddik Clotheslines him down. The holder of the International Championship.. as if he deserves it.. waits for King to get up.

Zach Davis: Dag grapples King.. he takes him down with the TRUMP CARD!!

Freddy Whoa: NO! SIDNEY J. WARWICK IS TRIGGERED! He quickly kicks Dag Riddik off and pulls him to his feet..

Zach Davis: PRIVILEGE CHECK TO DAG RIDDIK! SJW pins him!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: Three! Bye bye, Dagvald!

Freddy Whoa: Sidney J. Warwick gets to his feet having scored his first elimination. He's spun around by Steve Orbit. Sidney goes for a quick jab but Orbit sidesteps it and does the Karate Kid Crane Kick pose!

Zach Davis: Sidney J. Warwick is about to lecture him on cultural appropriation before Orbit hits him with the kick!

Freddy Whoa: But Orbit's cockiness costs him - he doesn't see Luke Force, who hits him with a kick to the gut.. FORCEDRIVER!

Zach Davis: Luke Force pins the WCF legend, hooking the leg!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! What an upset! The Alpha Champion pins Steve Orbit!

Zach Davis: As Luke Force gets back up, he's grabbed by Trey Carter. The former Alpha Champion himself lifts Luke Force up..

Freddy Whoa: DEVIL'S DEN!

Zach Davis: NO, Luke shifts hiimself and hits his FU RKO on the way down! Force pins Carter!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! Another pin for Luke Force!

Freddy Whoa: And we're ready for our next entrant in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: DEUCE "GONZO" MURDOCK! He's here tonight entering War one final time!

Freddy Whoa: Gonzo takes his time walking to the ring, soaking in the cheers of the audience. He stops right before the ringside area, looks around to the fans one more time before nodding and sliding in!

Zach Davis: Gonzo first meets Salem Shepard! Salem throws a right hook but Gonzo ducks it and hits a Bicycle Kick!, sending Salem flying out of the ring.

Freddy Whoa: Next is Kyle Kemp, who runs at Gonzo and hits a Dropkick. Gonzo hits the ropes and bounces back, Kemp telegraphs a Spinebuster and Gonzo leapfrogs it. Gonzo bounces again and as Kemp turns around Gonzo hits a Running Jumping Knee!

Zach Davis: Warwick grabs Gonzo from behind and pins him with a Backslide!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: No!, Gonzo breaks free. Both men are to their feet and SJW runs into an Armdrag Takedown. SJW escapes it and Gonzo follows up with a Running High Leg Kick!

Freddy Whoa: Finally, Gonzo goes face to face with Mikey eXtreme. The two nod at each other and tie up.

Zach Davis: Former DRG members, but there are no allies in War! Gonzo gets the advantage and pushes Mikey back but Mikey switches behind him and trips him up before locking him into a Single Leg Crab!

Freddy Whoa: Gonzo yells out in pain and crawls towards the ropes... He soon realizes they will not help. Instead he rolls his body over and kicks Mikey off.

Zach Davis: Mikey rushes Gonzo but Gonzo is up quickly, slightly favoring the leg. He ducks a Clothesline and then grapples Mikey and executes a German, spiking Mikey on his head and leaving it bridged for the pin!

Freddy Whoa: One.. Two.. No!, kickout.

Zach Davis: Mikey rolls out as Omega spins Deuce Murdock around. Jay Omega is breathing heavily, he entered this match number two... The two begin brawling!

Freddy Whoa: DEUCE MURDOCK! JAY OMEGA! HERE WE GO!

Zach Davis: Deuce Murdock broke his leg, Freddy! There's real heat here.. but Gonzo is fresh, and Omega has been through hell. Gonzo gains the upper hand.

Freddy Whoa: Gonzo with a series of Muay Thai shin kicks, sends Omega to the ropes. Time for our next entrant! Three, two, one..

Zach Davis: SAY HELLO TO ONE SICK BASTARD! Here comes Adam Young!

Freddy Whoa: Young enters the ring and grapples Murdock from behind, breaking up the Omega/Gonzo fight. Gonzo elbows him away and quickly turns, hitting a series of vicious headbutts to Adam Young!

Zach Davis: They're the only Love Letters Adam Young is going to get! Gonzo has Young in the corner-

Freddy Whoa: Omega spins Deuce around and hits his Thunderclap kick!, Gonzo slouches into the corner, against Adam Young. Omega runs at both of them..

Zach Davis: BREATHTAKING STINGER SPLASH!

Freddy Whoa: Omega climbs to the top rope... He looks down at Gonzo... He could put away Deuce once and for all..

Zach Davis: IMPLODING 450 SPLASH!

Freddy Whoa: No!, Gonzo rolls away! Adam Young runs at Omega, who kicks him in the stomach, doubling him over. Omega hooks him..

Zach Davis: RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!

Freddy Whoa: GONZO WITH THE CHUCK NORRIS SPECIAL TO THE BACK OF OMEGA'S HEAD!

Zach Davis: Before Omega can go down, Gonzo pushes him into the ropes. Omega's lifeless body stumbles forward on instinct alone and Gonzo delivers a second Chuck Norris Special.

Freddy Whoa: Here's the pin. One.

Zach Davis: Two.

Freddy Whoa: THREE. Deuce Murdock eliminates Jay Omega!

Zach Davis: What an amazing showing by Jay Omega.. As always. He never disappoints in War. We know this is Gonzo's final WCF match, and who knows how long Jay Omega can keep coming back to us, but what a showing.

Freddy Whoa: The crowd chants "THANK YOU JAY! THANK YOU JAY!" as Jay Omega heads to the back.

Zach Davis: Now seems like a good time for a recap.

Freddy Whoa: Shadowlove and Bonnie Blue have just executed a Double Suplerplex on Kevin Bishop!, and then begin brawling with one another. Gonzo has begun brawling with Salem Shepard now. Sidney J. Warwick has Mikey eXtreme in a Chinlock.

Zach Davis: Kyle Kemp is fighting Force. Petrov and Hajeet are brawling with Very Big Security on the outside. Adam Young has Ethan King down with a Chinlock, and Leon Hayze has Bomber in an Octopus Stretch.

Freddy Whoa: Now seems like a good time for a new entrant!

Zach Davis: Finally. HERE IS GRAVEDIGGER!

Freddy Whoa: Here comes our other War winner! He's entering at number forty five, so you've gotta assume we're nearing the end. And he's one of the most dangerous men in the match entering this late?

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Ethan King was forced to enter at number one... Luck is everything in a match like this.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger doesn't even head down the ramp, instead he begins running through the crowd to where Odin and Holmes are brawling! The Epitome of Hardcore dives into Odin Balfore and takes him down with a Grave Marker Clothesline!

Zach Davis: Before Holmes can react, Gravedigger grabs a chair right out from under a fan and whacks Holmes with it.

Freddy Whoa: Welp, here come the lawsuits! Gravedigger pulls Holmes in and hits him with the RESPECTO!, on the cold, hard cement on the outside.

Zach Davis: Gravedigger runs at Odin Balfore, who just stumbled up, and takes him down with a Big Boot as well. Gravedigger then climbs up a the arena stairs and steps up onto the landing above one of the entrances into the seating area.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger flies and hits a Death From Above frogsplash onto Odin Balfore! Gravedigger gets up, clutching his midsection in pain.. but alive. Which is more than we can probably say for Holmes and Odin!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger gets back to his feet and now begins marching back towards the actual ringside area.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger slides in and runs at Ethan King, taking him down with a Clothesline. Following that, a Big Boot to Bomber. Clothesline to Leon Hayze. Neckbreaker to Adam Young.

Zach Davis: Next entrant as Gravedigger is running rampant. Three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zach Davis: WOLF IS HERE!!!

Freddy Whoa: Wolf slides into the ring and runs at Gravedigger, hitting him with a boot to the face! Gravedigger stumbles back but doesn't want to be taken down by Wolf. He charges at Wolf, and Wolf catches him and launches him into the ropes with a Stun Gun!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger turns around into the waiting clutches of Wolf, who drops him with the HALL SWEEP! REVERSE STO!

Freddy Whoa: Dean Wolf pins Gravedigger!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: NO!, kickout from Gravedigger! Wolf backs up... he's looking to put Gravedigger away!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger stumbles up.. DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!

Zach Davis: DETENTION!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Gravedigger ducks it. The two men face each other.. GRAVEMARKER TO WOLF!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger pins Wolf now.

Freddy Whoa: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Freddy Whoa: NO! WOLF KICKS OUT!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger gets back to his feet and angrily lifts Wolf up. He yells THIS IS MY MATCH before pushing Wolf into the ropes and then executing a Belly to Belly.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger lifts Wolf for the Embalmer. This is it.

Zach Davis: No!, Wolf slides behind him and spins him.. SECURITY BREACH! RUNNING KNEE LIFT!

Freddy Whoa: Both men collapse onto the mat. Adam Young quickly jumps onto the body of Gravedigger and pins him.

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: No!, kickout from Gravedigger. We know Adam Young has pinned Corey Black, has he ever pinned Gravedigger? Wouldn't that be something!

Zach Davis: Anything can happen at War!

Freddy Whoa: New entrant coming in three, two, one...

Zach Davis: Time for another debut, here comes Agimat!

Freddy Whoa: Agimat is entry 47, and we now have twenty two active competitors in this match if my count is correct. Mama mia...

Zach Davis: Agimat slides in and goes on the attack against Adam Young. He hits a knife edge chop.. WHOO!

Freddy Whoa: He throws Young into the corner and runs at him, hitting a European Uppercut! Young stumbles out and as he does Agimat runs to the ropes, Springboards, and drops him with a DDT!

Zach Davis: Agimat pins WCF legend Adam Young!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: No!, Adam Young kicks out. He didn't become a WCF legend for nothing.

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King grabs Agimat from behind and executes a Cut Under Neckbreaker before pinning him quickly.

Zach Davis: One, two-

Freddy Whoa: No, kickout from Agimat. Ethan King knows he's gotta start getting some of the fresh guys out from this match if he wants to survive.. He's gotta play his cards right.

Zach Davis: Ethan King is cut off by a Superkick from Bonnie Blue! He's sent flying into the corner. She backs up, signalling she's going to do a Bronco Buster.

Freddy Whoa: Adam Young positions himself in front of Ethan King in order to take the Bronco Buster for him. Bonnie Blue shakes her head and runs at them, hitting a Hesitation style Dropkick instead of the Bronco Buster Young was anticipating!

Zach Davis: Bonnie Blue is grappled from behind by Luke Force, who takes her down with a Russian Legsweep.

Freddy Whoa: Leon Hayze runs at Force and hits him with a Hurricanrana!

Zach Davis: And he's spun around by Sidney J. Warwick, who executes a Gordbuster.

Freddy Whoa: The Very Big Security are back in the ring, and they hit a Linked Clothesline to the back of Warwick's head! The Omega Champion goes down.

Zach Davis: We're ready for entrant fourty eight... Three, two, one..

Freddy Whoa: Here comes the returning Greg St. Matthews!

Zach Davis: Greg St. Matthews enters the ring and unfortunately for him, walks right into a Superkick from Mikey eXtreme.

Freddy Whoa: Aanndd into a BACK TO THE MINORS from Kyle Kemp. Kemp pins Greg, hooking the leg.

Zach Davis: One.. two.. three.

Freddy Whoa: Disappointing for Greg.. ring rust, perhaps? Or bad luck?

Zach Davis: Salem Shepard is back in the ring now and he runs at Kemp immediately before he gets up, hitting him with a Dropkick to the head. Shepard quickly pulls Kemp in and executes a Belly to Back Suplex.

Freddy Whoa: Shep goes to the top rope, what's he thinking here?

Zach Davis: Shep dives... DIVING DDT ONTO KEMP!

Freddy Whoa: Shep doesn't go for the pin quite yet, instead he climbs to the top again, looking to put him away for sure.

Zach Davis: MOON GLORIOUS!

Freddy Whoa: KEMP ROLLS AWAY! Shep hits the mat landing on his ass and Kemp runs to the ropes, bouncing back..

Zach Davis: BACK TO THE MINORS!

Freddy Whoa: Shep ducks it! Kemp turns around into a Jawbreaker from Shep before Shep kicks him and DDT's him.

Zach Davis: Mikey eXtreme, Adam Young, Gravedigger, the WCF faithful are approaching Salem Shepard.. I think they've had enough of him.

Freddy Whoa: Shep backs up as we're ready for our next entrant in three, two, one.. Who is gonna finish Zero Tolerance off for good?

Zach Davis: Not this guy. HERE COMES VINNIE!

Freddy Whoa: Salem Shepard AND Vinnie!? Are you serious!?

Zach Davis: I have less than one acceptance for jokes, Freddy!

Freddy Whoa: Vinnie slides in and stands next to Shep before they onslaught from WCF begins!

Zach Davis: One year ago, WCF and Zero Tolerance changed forever when Pantheon made their return. And now Salem Shepard and Vinnie have made theirs!

Freddy Whoa: Vinnie is able to drop Adam Young with a Sidewalk Slam. Salem Shepard blocks a punch from Gravedigger and kicks him in the gut.

Zach Davis: Vinnie drops Mikey with a Bodyslam before turning to Gravedigger and Shep. Vinnie helps Shep pull Gravedigger in..

Freddy Whoa: SHEP HITS THE PILEDRIVER! PILEDRIVER TO GRAVEDIGGER! OH MY GOD!

Zach Davis: PIN TO THE EPITOME OF HARDCORE!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, kickout! How in the hell!?

Zach Davis: William and Ainsley reenter the ring, they spin Shep and Vinnie around.

Freddy Whoa: NO, both ZT members poke the Security in the eyes. Wasting no time, Vinnie drops Ainsley with the Thumbs Up Neckbreaker!

Zach Davis: Pin! One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: Shep dives off the top and takes William down with a Diving DDT!

Zach Davis: Three!, as Shep pins William!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Three! Zero Tolerance have eliminated Very Big Security!

Freddy Whoa: Shep and Vinnie hit a pair of Suicide Dives through the ropes, landing on Petrov and Hajeet!

Zach Davis: Time for our next entrant, we're getting down to the end here...

Freddy Whoa: Here comes Bryan Devlin! Another newcomer-

Zach Davis: Nope, poor guy walks right into a Dark Gift by Shadowlove. Pin.

Freddy Whoa: One, two, three. Not every entrant can be a winner!

Zach Davis: Maybe next time for him, maybe not.

Freddy Whoa: Gonzo has Bomber in the corner and he's stomping away at him. Not sure if Gonzo is trying to take out new to WCF competition or if he's trying to give someone a rub.

Zach Davis: Phrasing! Anyway, Gonzo lifts Bomber up and begins Headbutting him.. no! Bomber blocks a Headbutt and then grabs him by the throat.

Freddy Whoa: He lifts him up.. CHOKESLAM!

Zach Davis: Bomber drops down and pins Gonzo. He's already pinned Gemini Battle, can he pull this off too?

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Nope, kickout from Gonzo. Agimat lifts Bomber up and sends him to the ropes before executing a Tiltawhirl Armdrag.

Freddy Whoa: Leon Hayze spins Agimat around and kicks him before hitting a Pump Handle Slam.

Zach Davis: Hayze is now spun by Kevin Bishop!, who has been in this match almost as long as Ethan King. Bishop kicks him and pulls him in before executing a Running Ligerbomb!

Freddy Whoa: One, two ...

Zach Davis: Kickout by Hayze!

Freddy Whoa: This has been one of the most competitive War matches we've ever had. Newcomers, veterans, returns, everyone is giving it everything they've got.

Zach Davis: New entrant time....

Freddy Whoa: Lights out.

Zach Davis: This late in the match? Seriously? Come on.

Freddy Whoa: And they're back on...

Zach Davis: ANON. Y. MOUS IS HERE!

Freddy Whoa: That whole thing!? Anon Y. Mous is back? What is he doing?

Zach Davis: Anon. Y. Mous runs at Bonnie Blue and Clotheslines her. He follows up by executing a Floatover DDT onto Kevin Bishop. Whoever he is, he's good.

Freddy Whoa: Gonzo runs at him but gets a kick to his gut followed by an Angel's Wings!

Zach Davis: Anon Y. Mous stands tall!

Freddy Whoa: Wolf spins him around and goes to rip off his mask!

Zach Davis: No!, Anon Y. Mous lifts him up onto his shoulders and drops him with a Fireman's Carry Cutter!, taking a slice out of Wolf!

Freddy Whoa: We haven't seen Anon Y. Mous in months, is this some kind of long con?

Zach Davis: Gravedigger grabs him now, and Gravedigger has had enough! Gravedigger has never been a fan of masked wrestler's pretending to be someone they're not!

Freddy Whoa: But-

Zach Davis: Gravedigger rips Anon Y. Mous' mask right off....

Freddy Whoa: HE'S ROY SPEEDE!

Zach Davis: Anon Y. Mous is anonymous no more, he's been Roy Speede all along!

Freddy Whoa: Roy Speede's first War was War X, and he's participated in almost all of them since then.. But he's never gotten a single elimination! Not yet! Could this year be the year?

Zach Davis: Probably not. Gravedigger drops him with a Death Driver, then goes in for a pin.

Freddy Whoa: One. Two.

Zach Davis: Three! Roy Speede is gone and Anon Y. Mous is officially behind us.

Freddy Whoa: Next entrant! How many announced guys do we have left? Three, two, one..

Zach Davis: Here comes the returning RISE! Once a rising star in this company, Rise-

Freddy Whoa: Too late. He walks right into Gravedigger's waiting arms, and Gravedigger lifts him up...

Zach Davis: GRINGO STRECHER! HE HAS IT APPLIED!

Freddy Whoa: Rise was a hell of a competitor. He's gonna give it his all, and-

Zach Davis: No, nope, he has no choice. Rise taps out.

Freddy Whoa: Rise was entrant fifty two. The most entrants we've ever had was fifty three at War XIV, and we're about to tie that record - all we have left is Oblivion!

Zach Davis: Indeed, the Monster, Oblivion, is making his return as our last entrant, but we've got a little more than a minute thirty seconds until that happens.

Freddy Whoa: Kevin Bishop rolls to the outside, exhausted - where he's met by Ethan King. These two have been fighting literally the entire match.

Zach Davis: Clubbing blow after clubbing blow.. Wait, coming through the crowd..

Freddy Whoa: ODIN BALFORE RETURNS TO THE MATCH! HE SURVIVED GRAVEDIGGER'S ATTACK!

Zach Davis: Odin steps over the guardrail and shoves Bishop and King away and steps right into the ring, going after the Epitome of Hardcore!

Freddy Whoa: Odin gets in and begins clubbing Gravedigger from beind. He hits a series of stiff headbutts to the back of Gravedigger's head before taking a swing.

Zach Davis: Surtr's Revenge KO punch!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger drops down and avoids it. He's able to lift Odin Balfore onto his shoulders.

Zach Davis: EMBALMER!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger hits it! He drops down and pins Odin Balfore, hooking the leg!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! NO! ODIN KICKS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: How in the hell!?

Zach Davis: We're ready for our final competitor, number fifty three. Three, two, one...

Freddy Whoa: Wait. That's not Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Are you kidding me....

Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash has entered War.

Zach Davis: LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! Joey Flash stands at the entryway, not heading towards the ring, not even looking towards Gravedigger. He stands there soaking it in.

Freddy Whoa: One year ago, Joey Flash made his return and "broke WCF," he won the War and he went on to win the WCF World Heavyweight Title.

Zach Davis: And he lead that belt to a year of turmoil! Say what you want about Logan, Torture, Jonny Fly, whoever - they were dominant World Champions. Joey Flash lost the belt to.. Who? Some guy who can't even bother returning for War!

Freddy Whoa: The Real Deal. Some say that was due to Seth's poor decision making with the Alpha Title, Zach. Whatever, who cares - all that matters is JOEY FLASH IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW and he's gearing to head right on back to ONE!

Zach Davis: Joey Flash rushes the ring and gets right in Gravedigger's face. Gravedigger grins and piefaces the former World Champion. Flash gets right back up and runs at him, hitting a flurry of offense! The best strikes in all of wrestling!

Freddy Whoa: And Gravedigger brushes them off! Gravedigger shoves Flash away and runs at him, taking him down with a standard Clothesline before waiting for Joey to get back up..

Zach Davis: GRAVE MARKAHHHHHH!!!!

Freddy Whoa: Joey gets up again.

Zach Davis: GRAVE MARKAHHHH!!!!

Freddy Whoa: Joey gets up again.

Zach Davis: GRAVE MARKAH PARTAAYYYYYY!!!!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Joey Flash ducks that last one!

Zach Davis: SUDDEN FLASH!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger hits the mat. Before Joey Flash can go for the pin, he's spun around-

Zach Davis: BELLY TO BELLY FROM SALEM SHEPARD!

Freddy Whoa: RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER FROM VINNIE!

Zach Davis: Talk about revenge for last year, Zero Tolerance takes Joey Flash down!

Freddy Whoa: They lift him up... Double Suplex!

Zach Davis: No!, Joey jabs them both and break free. Salem swings - Joey ducks and ends up behind him -

Freddy Whoa: LIGHTNING BOLT!

Zach Davis: He ducks behind a swing from Vinnie-

Freddy Whoa: LIGHTING BOLT!

Zach Davis: Joey Flash got lucky with two big reversals but NOW it's time for our final entrant! Can Joey withstand The Monster?

Freddy Whoa: Three, two, one..

Zach Davis: That, uh... That's not The Monster.

Freddy Whoa: WELCOME BACK, JARED HOLMES.

Zach Davis: Much like Joey Flash a moment before, Jared Holmes steps out and soaks in his moment.

Freddy Whoa: So much history here. Jared Holmes has never won a War, but he's a former WCF World Heavyweight Champion - and he only won the belt through nefarious means as Joey Flash interfered and a bunch of other nonsense.. and now he wants his revenge!

Zach Davis: Indeed he does, he nods towards the camera and runs towards the ring.. AND GOES TOE TO TOE WITH JOEY!

Freddy Whoa: Joey Flash hits a desperate Sudden Flash attempt but Holmes avoids it and keeps running. He hits a series of shoulder blocks.

Zach Davis: Joey Flash backs into the corner and Holmes runs at him.. SHARKNADO SPLASH!

Freddy Whoa: Flash stumbles back again and Holmes Springboards right into the Springboard Moonsault Reverse DDT!

Zach Davis: 6ix God waits for Flash to get to his feet now, and once he's up he waits for him to turns...

Freddy Whoa: CLICHE KICK!

Zach Davis: AND HE PULLS HIM RIGHT IN FOR THE DOLPHIN DRIVER!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Flash pushes him off - SUDDEN FLASH!

Zach Davis: Flash connects with the wild move, causing Holmes to stumble back and then forward... and as he stumbles forward he hits a desperation kick to Flash's genitals.

Freddy Whoa: Holmes pulls Flash in... DOLPHIN DRIVER! HE HITS IT!

Zach Davis: But he's out, too, from the Sudden Flash. This is any of these men's matches, they could both win it. But they're both so vulnverable right now after fighting each other tooth and nail.

Freddy Whoa: WAIT. What is HE doing in the ring?

Zach Davis: Stephen Singh? He was eliminated already? He's throwing his body over Joey Flash, however... The ref is counting it.. Why?

Freddy Whoa: ONE.

Zach Davis: TWO.

Freddy Whoa: THREE! What the hell!?

Zach Davis: Where did he come from? Was he resting under the ring this entire time? We already saw Thievin' Stephen get eliminated!

Freddy Whoa: Stephen Singh gets to his feet and Kyle Steel quickly goes to ringside to explain the situation to us... Uh...

Zach Davis: Well, fans, Stephen Singh stole both George AND Kevin's War spots. Meaning he didn't enter War just once.. But twice. Meaning he was only eliminated once, but has actually been in this match this entire time.

Freddy Whoa: ....What.

Zach Davis: Thievin' Stephen does it again!

Freddy Whoa: Salem Shepard and Vinnie Clothesline Stephen down from behind!, before turning to Jared Holmes, former WCF World Champion, who is practically out cold. Vinnie is able to throw his trust Cactus in Jared's face!

Zach Davis: Salem Shepard pulls Jared Holmes in.. HE HITS HIS NIGHTMAREZ!

Freddy Whoa: ONE.

Zach Davis: TWO.

Freddy Whoa: THREE! WHOA! SALEM SHEPARD ELIMINATES JARED HOLMES!

Zach Davis: Salem Shepard gets to his feet and immediately embraces Vinnie, turning towards the hard cam and taunting in... Salem Shepard just eliminated a former World Heavyweight Champion!

Freddy Whoa: Are we ready for our final entrant yet?

Zach Davis: Yes, yes we hare. Here he comes. NUMBER FIFTY FIVE, making this the biggest War in history... HERE COMES THE MONSTER, OBLIVION!

Freddy Whoa: Oblivion hits the ring and goes toe to toe with Zero Tolerance! Both Salem Shepard and Vinnie hit him with strikes but Oblivion shrugs them off and roars at them!

Zach Davis: Oblivion waits for Vinnie to rush him and executes a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker! He then turns to Shep..

Freddy Whoa: CAN U SAY NITE-NITE? Superkick to Shep!

Zach Davis: Stephen Singh low blows Oblivion from behind! That's one way to take down a monster.

Freddy Whoa: Stephen Singh will do literally ANYTHING to be the World Champion. He stole not one, but TWO entries into War tonight. He's changed his name. He-

Zach Davis: SIDNEY J. WARWICK ROLLS THIEVIN' STEPHEN UP WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! STEPHEN SINGH IS ELIMINATED FOR THE SECOND TIME TONIGHT!

Zach Davis: Singh rolls out and angrily kicks at the ring steps. That's it, man!

Freddy Whoa: We have exactly twenty two men active, no one left to enter - out of these twenty two men, one of them will win War and head to One.

Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop, Bonnie Blue, Shadowlove, Gonzo, Mikey eXtreme, Sidney J. Warwick, Kyle Kemp, Luke Force, Adam Young, Ethan King, Bomber, Hayze, Gravedigger, Wolf, Agimat, Odin Balfore, Andre Holmes, Oblivion, Petrov, Hajeet, Vinnie.. and Salem Shepard.

Freddy Whoa: One of these men will win War.

Zach Davis: This match has also lasted a very long time, Freddy, and everyone is worn out. This might as well be sudden death for all twenty two of these individuals. Who wants it the most?

Freddy Whoa: Andre Holmes back in the ring now, he somehow survived Gravedigger's attack. Adam Young has been knocked down and he's getting up.. THRUST KICK!

Zach Davis: Andre pins Young! One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: He got him!

Zach Davis: Holmes is grabbed by Agimat... Holy shit! Agimat hits Holmes with his Orange Crush powerbomb!

Freddy Whoa: Agimat is going up to the top rope... He's looking to eliminate one of the favorites!

Zach Davis: Agimat flies... MANILA BOMBING!

Freddy Whoa: NO! HOLMES ROLLS AWAY! Agimat stumbles up and Holmes kicks him in the gut before executing his Running Powerbomb into the corner!

Zach Davis: Into the pin. One.. Two..

Freddy Whoa: Holmes eliminates Agimat now! Good showing from this young man however and I look forward to seeing what else he has to show us here in the WCF.

Zach Davis: WOLF ROLLS ANDRE UP!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, Andre escapes it. He turns and goes face to face with Wolf, who fires off his Discus Clothesline finisher, but Holmes ducks the Detention and lifts Wolf onto his shoulders..

Freddy Whoa: HOLMES ON THE RANGE! DVD ONTO HOLMES' KNEE! Do we want to do a whole "Andre Holmes taking a knee" joke? ... I'm getting word that we don't. Okay then.

Zach Davis: Andre with the pin!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: NO! Wolf kicks out! Amazing!

Freddy Whoa: Andre is shocked. So shocked he doesn't notice Odin Balfore stalking him from behind.. Odin is alive too!

Zach Davis: Odin spins Andre around and lifts him onto his shoulders.. he hits the Odin Shrugged GTS!

Freddy Whoa: Odin gets back to his feet and turns-

Zach Davis: FOOT OF FORCE FROM LUKE FORCE! SUPERKICK!

Freddy Whoa: Odin's dead on his feet but he doesn't go down. Luke Force runs at him and goes for another Superkick!, but Odin manages to catch him. Uh oh.

Zach Davis: Odin spins Luke around and kicks him in the gut as they turn to face one another, he pulls him in..

Freddy Whoa: MARK OF ODIN POWERBOMB!

Zach Davis: NO! FORCE DROPS ODIN WITH HIS RKO, REVERSING THE MARK OF ODIN! FU!

Freddy Whoa: LUKE FORCE PINS ODIN BALFORE! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! OH MY GOD!

Zach Davis: WHAT AN UPSET! THE ALPHA CHAMPION HAS JUST PINNED ODIN BALFORE!

Freddy Whoa: This isn't just Odin Balfore, this is WAR BALFORE!

Zach Davis: Odin is up and he's pissed. He grabs Force and lifts him up and hits the Ragnarok! He grabs Bomber... Ragnarok!

Freddy Whoa: He takes Bonnie Blue by the back of the neck, Ragnarok! He grabs Shadowlove.. Ragnarok! He's lost it!

Zach Davis: Somebody get him out of there!

Freddy Whoa: GONZO ISN'T HAVING IT! Gonzo spins Odin around and hits a series of Muay Thai Shin Kicks before executing his Chuck Norris Special!

Zach Davis: Odin rolls out of the ring and Gonzo stands tall!

Freddy Whoa: Tall enough to get hit by a SUPERKICKKKK from Mikey eXtreme! Our company sure are full of young bucks.

Zach Davis: Mikey drops down and pins Gonzo.

Freddy Whoa: One. Two.

Zach Davis: NO! Gonzo gets the shoulder up! This is his last stand, he's not going down without a hell of a fight!

Freddy Whoa: Mikey gets back to his feet and lifts Gonzo up, hitting him with a few forearms before shoving him into a corner and hitting him with a series of chops.

Zach Davis: Leon Hayze is being beaten down in the corner by Vinnie and Shep. Vinnie and Shep are spun around by Hajeet and Petrov!

Freddy Whoa: Vinnie and Shep yell at them to go back to their home countries and try to start a USA chant, which doesn't go over very well here in Tokyo.

Zach Davis: Sidney J. Warwick gets in the face of Zero Tolerance, telling them the dangers of xenophobia. They toss SJW out of the ring.. But the distraction allows Petrov and Hajeet to roll him up!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! NO! They both break free and get to their feet. Vinnie takes Hajeet down with a Short Arm Clothesline as Shep hits Petrov with a DDT.

Zach Davis: They then grab Wolf. Once again working as a unit, Vinnie drops Wolf with a Sidewalk Slam as Shep climbs to the top.

Freddy Whoa: Wolf stumbles to his feet... Salem dives with a Diving DDT!

Zach Davis: Vinnie goes out of the ring and grabs his cactus. Did you remember that his finisher is him throwing a cactus into someone's face? This is ridiculous.

Freddy Whoa: Vinnie chucks the People's Cactus right at Wolf!

Zach Davis: NO! WOLF DUCKS! THE CACTUS HITS SHEP!

Freddy Whoa: Shep claws at his face in pain and turns right into the waiting arms of Petrov, who lifts him up in a Gorilla Press... and then tosses him into a Meet My Knees from Hajeet!

Zach Davis: Both Petrov and Hajeet jump on Shep, pinning him!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: THREE! Vinnie accidentally lead to the elimination of his own partner!

Zach Davis: The combo Petrov Kill/Meet My Knees move was pretty sweet too but yeah! Salem rolls out and Vinnie is in shock.

Freddy Whoa: Vinnie grabs Hajeet from behind and drops him in the Kokina Clutch!

Zach Davis: Hajeet has no choice... He's gotta tap! Vinnie got him!

Freddy Whoa: As Vinnie gets to his feet, he's spun around by Bonnie Blue, who executes the Belly to Back Inverted Mat Slam! Weeping Angel!

Zach Davis: Into the pin! ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! Bonnie eliminates Vinnie. Do you think Shep will let Vinnie live down that he was eliminated by a girl?

Freddy Whoa: Well, Bonnie Blue is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in this match, maybe Zero Tolerance need to have a nice long talk with Sidney J. Warwick if that is their attitude.

Zach Davis: Leon Hayze runs at Bonnie and executes a Flying Headscissors. He then climbs to the top, going high risk himself.

Freddy Whoa: HAYZED AND CONFUSED SHOOTING STAR PRESS!

Zach Davis: No! Bonnie Blue rolls away, and Leon hits the mat. Bonnie runs to the ropes and executes a Lionsault onto him, going for the pin.

Freddy Whoa: One.. Two!..

Zach Davis: NO!, kickout from Leon! Bonnie gets to her feet and is planted with a Rude Awakening from Shadowlove.

Freddy Whoa: Shadowlove is grabbed by Kevin Bishop, who executes a Full Nelson Backbreaker!

Zach Davis: The Monster OBLIVION grabs Bishop and drops him with a Cradle Piledriver!

Freddy Whoa: Oblivion gets a series of vicious headbutts from Gonzo, who sends Oblivion into the corner. He lifts Oblivion up and climbs up with him.. He's going for a Superplex!

Zach Davis: And here comes Gravedigger. He positions himself against the turnbuckle facing Gonzo... POWERBOMB TO GONZO AS GONZO SUPERPLEXES OBLIVION!

Freddy Whoa: Sidney J. Warwick runs at Gravedigger from behind and jumps up onto his shoulders. Very dangerous strategy but he hits it - VICTORY ROLL PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, Gravedigger kicks out. SJW gets up and eats a Dropkick from Luke Force!

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King flies off the top as Luke Force turns, taking him down with a Blockbuster, which he calls the Panacea!

Zach Davis: King is grappled by Kyle Kemp, who executes a German Suplex! Kyle Kemp hits the ropes-

Freddy Whoa: And runs right into a Powerslam from Petrov! Petrov locks Kemp in a Boston Crab!

Zach Davis: X MARKS THE SPOT to Petrov!, breaking up the hold!

Freddy Whoa: Bomber lifts Mikey up onto his shoulders... he hits the Attitude Adjustment, DROP THE BOMBSHELL!

Zach Davis: Leon Hayze Springboards in and drops Bomber with a Swinging DDT before Bomber can go for the pin. Leon climbs to the top...

Freddy Whoa: HAYZED AND CONFUSED! He hits it! Leon Hayze pins Bomber!

Zach Davis: One! Two!

Freddy Whoa: Three!

Zach Davis: Wolf waits for Leon Hayze to get to his feet... DETENTION! HE HITS IT!

Freddy Whoa: Wolf pins Leon now! One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Freddy Whoa: No, kickout. Wolf gets back up and turns... face to face with Oblivion.

Zach Davis: Oblivion kicks Wolf and drops him with the DIRTNAP! Another pin!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE!

Freddy Whoa: Oblivion is spun around by one of his arch nemesis, Bonnie Blue! Blue hits a series of forearm strikes before kicking Oblivion and hitting a Stunner!

Zach Davis: Oblivion is, indeed, stunned, but he's still standing. Bonnie hits the ropes, but as she comes back Oblivion lifts her..

Freddy Whoa: 5150! Oblivion pins her! One!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: KICKOUT! Bonnie Blue kicks out!

Zach Davis: To get this far in War, everyone is giving it everything they've got. Oblivion lifts Bonnie to her feet and throws her into the corner. He begins lifting her up.

Freddy Whoa: Oblivion lifts her up for the Top Rope Brainbuster!

Zach Davis: NO! Bonnie knees Oblivion in the head and escapes it. She takes Oblivion to the mat with a Top Rope Hurricanrana!

Freddy Whoa: Bonnie escapes to the apron, then measures the grounded Oblivion... SONIC SCREWDRIVER! She hits the Springboard Corkscrew Senton! Into the pin!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: THREE! Bonnie Blue eliminates The Monster!

Freddy Whoa: Bonnie gets to her feet and immediately gets lifted up by Gravedigger, who hits her with the Embalmer!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger is spun around by Petrov, who puts him in a Vice Grip! PETROV DESTROY!

Freddy Whoa: But can Petrov destroy Gravedigger!?

Zach Davis: No, Gravedigger elbows Petrov away! Petrov turns into Luke Force, who drops him with a Russian Legsweep. He then locks him in the LUKEDOWN!

Freddy Whoa: Is Petrov gonna tap!?

Zach Davis: Petrov yells out "FUCK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

Freddy Whoa: Petrov passes out from the pain! The ref signals that he's been eliminated!

Zach Davis: Luke Force now joins Ethan King and Odin Balfore at four eliminations, and-

Freddy Whoa: Luke Force is rolled up by Shadowlove, executing a Small Package!

Zach Davis: He has a handful of tights and he's giving us all more than we ever wanted to see of Luke Force! One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: No!, Luke Force escapes it! The two are to their feet and Shadowlove is able to hit him with a Double Underhook Facebuster - The Seductive Handsomeness!

Freddy Whoa: Leon Hayze is up top and he flies off... ANOTHER PICTURE PERFECT HAYZED AND CONFUSED ONTO LUKE FORCE!

Zach Davis: One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: Three!

Freddy Whoa: Leon Hayze just pinned the Alpha Champion, you've gotta assume that puts him in line for a Title shot!

Zach Davis: I just heard out a voice yell KOGEKI!, is that someone in the audience, or-

Freddy Whoa: No!, that was Ms. Miyamoto, Shadowlove's valet. Outside the ring, her bodyguards, Kyodai and Shatei, are beating down Kevin Bishop!

Zach Davis: And IN the ring, Shadowlove grabs Leon Hayze locked in... He hits the Dark Gift!, dedicating the DDT to Ms. Miyamoto!

Freddy Whoa: Pin. One.. Two..

Zach Davis: Three! Shadowlove takes out Leon as his bodyguards are still beating down Kevin Bishop.

Freddy Whoa: Deuce Murdock runs towards the bodyguards and Clotheslines down Kyodai! He stomps him a few times before Shatei spins him around, but he hits Shatei with a Van Damme Special!

Zach Davis: He wasn't particularly trying to save Kevin Bishop but he doesn't want some random bodyguards getting involved in the match!

Freddy Whoa: Shadowlove yells for Gonzo to get in the ring, which Gonzo does. The two begin brawling but Shadowlove gains the advantage and kicks him in the stomach... He grabs him for the DDT and points once again to Ms. Miyamoto..

Zach Davis: DARK GIFT! He pins Gonzo, hooking the leg!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: GONZO KICKS OUT!!

Zach Davis: This is his last goddamn hurrah! Shadowlove is livid and he lifts Gonzo up but Gonzo begins headbutting him repeatedly. Love Letter!

Freddy Whoa: Shadowlove goes down and Gonzo shakes his head having hurt himself as well. Right before he gets an X MARKS THE SPOT Superkick from Mikey eXtreme! God damn!

Zach Davis: Gonzo doesn't stay down, he begins crawling up... Mikey runs at him.. eXtinguished!

Freddy Whoa: Gonzo still won't stay down. Mikey looks down at him, almost with a look of pity; Gonzo grabs at him as he uses Mikey to get to his feet.

Zach Davis: Once Gonzo is up, Mikey lets him take a swing, which he easily dodges; he's behind Gonzo now and he grabs him by the neck.

Freddy Whoa: eXplosion!!

Zach Davis: Mikey eXtreme pins Deuce Murdock, hooking his leg.

Freddy Whoa: One.

Zach Davis: Two.

Freddy Whoa: Three. Thank you, Deuce "Gonzo" Murdock.

Zach Davis: Gonzo rolls out of the ring, and I don't think there's anyone in WCF he'd rather go out against. Mikey gets to his feet.

Freddy Whoa: Mikey gets to his feet and he's met with a Clothesline to the back of his head from Gravedigger. Gravedigger begins stomping him until Kyle Kemp grabs GD and spins him around..

Zach Davis: Chop to the chest of Gravedigger, whoo! Then another chop! Chop!

Freddy Whoa: Kemp throws Gravedigger to the ropes and executes a Spinebuster. Kemp backs off and waits for Gravedigger to begin getting up...

Zach Davis: BACK TO THE MINORS!

Freddy Whoa: Kemp hits it! before he can go for the pin, he's spun around by Shadowlove, who kicks him in the gut.

Zach Davis: ANOTHER DARK GIFT!

Freddy Whoa: No!, Kemp jabs his way out of it. Shadowlove runs at Kemp but Kemp catches him and executes the Stun Gun! He hits the ropes..

Zach Davis: BACK! TO! THE! MINORS!

Freddy Whoa: Kemp pins Shadowlove!

Zach Davis: One.. Two..

Freddy Whoa: Three!

Zach Davis: We have our final eight competitors. Kevin Bishop, Bonnie Blue, Mikey eXtreme, Sidney J. Warwick, Kyle Kemp, Ethan King, Gravedigger, and Andre Holmes.

Freddy Whoa: What a match this has been.. I'm exhausted, and I'm not even wrestling!

Zach Davis: Kemp turns back to Gravedigger now, who has begun to get to his feet. He hits a few forearms before spinning him around and kicking him in the stomach. He's joined by Mikey eXtreme, and the two men execute a Double Suplex.

Freddy Whoa: We haven't had a ton of teaming up in this match besides already established teams, and Mikey and Kyle are on again, off again with their allegiances. The tag team attempt never quite got off the ground, but perhaps they could work together to eliminate Gravedigger!

Zach Davis: The two men stomp Gravedigger down before they're spun around by Kevin Bishop and Bonnie Blue. Blue and Bishop both kick them in the stomach, Blue delivers a Jawbreaker to Mikey as Bishop executes a Tiger Driver on Kemp!

Freddy Whoa: Another pairing, perhaps based on UCI allegiances? Bishop with the pin.

Zach Davis: One, two... No! Kemp gets the shoulder up.

Freddy Whoa: That so-called allegiance doesn't last long as Bonnie Blue had positioned herself on the apron and Springboards in with a Springboard Bulldog.. Time's Up!

Zach Davis: Bonnie and Bishop are no strangers to each other and she knows what she has to do. Back on the apron now.. Springboards.. SONIC SCREWDRIVER!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Caught by Gravedigger! Gravedigger has her on his shoulders and he drops her.. DEATH DRIVER!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger drops down and pins Blue!

Freddy Whoa: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Freddy Whoa: THREE!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger gets to his feet... HERE COMES KEVIN BISHOP! SPRINGBOARD!

Freddy Whoa: BLACK DEATH! HE HITS IT! PIN TO GRAVEDIGGER!

Zach Davis: ONE! TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! GRAVEDIGGER KICKS OUT!

Zach Davis: Kevin Bishop is livid as he gets up, kicks Gravedigger a few times before climbing to the top.

Freddy Whoa: The former Three Kings member waits as Gravedigger gets to his feet.. He's thinking Dark Age Destroyer!

Zach Davis: NO, Gravedigger dives into the ropes, causing Bishop to crotch himself on the turnbuckle. Gravedigger heads over to him and grabs him onto his shoulders, oh my God..

Freddy Whoa: DEATH DRIVER! ANOTHER ONE! GRAVEDIGGER GOES FOR THE PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE! Gravedigger eliminates Kevin Bishop!

Freddy Whoa: What a performance from the former UCI World Champion. He didn't earn the right for a WCF World Title shot here tonight, but I hope some day we'll see him back full time.

Zach Davis: Gravedigger gets to his feet and pounds his chest, he now ties Mikey eXtreme with three eliminations, while Odin and Ethan still lead with four. Ethan, of course, has been in the match the longest, having been forced to start at number one.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger is hit with a Dropkick from Kemp, sending him flying into a corner. Kemp and Mikey proceed to begin stomping away at him.

Zach Davis: Meanwhile, Ethan King and Andre Holmes are brawling outside. No love lost between these two men!

Freddy Whoa: The current Hardcore Champion hits Andre Holmes with a series of jabs before executing a Vertical Suplex. He then grabs a chair and waits for Holmes to get up..

Zach Davis: King swings!, but Holmes ducks. King's chair hits the turnbuckle and Holmes grabs it away from him and whacks him right in the face with it!

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King is busted open. Holmes grabs him... BLOODY SUNDAY ONTO THE RING STAIRS!

Zach Davis: Holmes goes for the pin! One!

Freddy Whoa: Two!

Zach Davis: NO! King gets the shoulder up! After all he's been through, how in the hell..

Freddy Whoa: Back in the ring, Mikey and Kemp pull Gravedigger up and throw him to the ropes. As he comes back they hit a Double Flapjack.

Zach Davis: Kemp backs off and waits for Gravedigger to begin getting up... Here comes another Back to the Minors!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Gravedigger catches him, lifts him up onto his shoulders!

Zach Davis: Kemp slides behind Gravedigger!, freeing himself, and dropping Gravedigger with a Reverse DDT!

Freddy Whoa: Mikey is up top... TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP! EXECUTION!

Zach Davis: He locks Gravedigger into the Arm Triangle Choke! He's got it locked in!!

Freddy Whoa: Is Gravedigger going to tap!?

Zach Davis: NO! Gravedigger powers up, lifting Mikey eXtreme up as he does, and slams him into the turnbuckle! Kemp rushes him but Gravedigger catches him -

Freddy Whoa: RESPECTO!

Zach Davis: Mikey runs at Gravedigger, Gravedigger catches him too..

Freddy Whoa: TOLUCA SLAM POWERSLAM ONTO KYLE KEMP!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger pins Mikey!

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Mikey kicks out. He pins Kyle Kemp now..

Freddy Whoa: One! Two!

Zach Davis: Kemp kicks out too!

Freddy Whoa: He's spun around by SJW!, but he kicks SJW and pulls him in for a DDT.

Zach Davis: NO! SJW reverses it and executes a Gannosuke Clutch!, pinning Gravedigger!

Freddy Whoa: ONE! TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, Gravedigger escapes. Both men are to their feet and Gravedigger demolishes him with a Grave Marker!

Freddy Whoa: Andre Holmes is back in the ring and he's got the chair. He smashes Gravedigger in the back of the head with it!

Zach Davis: Holmes takes the chair and positions it so it's wedged against the turnbuckle. He then pulls Gravedigger into the Powerbomb position.

Freddy Whoa: HOLMES WITH THE BAD LANDING POWERBOMB ONTO THE CHAIR IN THE CORNER!

Zach Davis: NO!, Gravedigger slips behind Holmes, and shoves him into it head first! Gravedigger rolls Holmes up as he stumbles back!

Freddy Whoa: One!

Zach Davis: Two!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, Holmes escapes it. Both men are to their feet and boom, Gravedigger hits another Grave Marker, this time on Holmes.

Zach Davis: Gravedigger grabs the chair from the turnbuckle and turns around..

Freddy Whoa: X Marks the Spot Superkick from Mikey!

Zach Davis: NO!, Gravedigger swings the chair and hits Mikey in the leg with it! Mikey falls to the mat, clutching it in pain!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger lifts him up and hits the Toluca Slam onto the chair!, right into the pin.

Zach Davis: One.

Freddy Whoa: Two.

Zach Davis: Three! Mikey's gone.

Freddy Whoa: As Gravedigger gets up Kemp runs... BACK TO THE MINORS!

Zach Davis: NO!, Gravedigger ducks it and rolls away. Kemp runs at him and Gravedigger catches him, lifts him up..

Freddy Whoa: DEATH DRIVER ONTO THE CHAIR! Into another pin.

Zach Davis: ONE.

Freddy Whoa: TWO.

Zach Davis: THREE!

Freddy Whoa: We move onto our final four, and Gravedigger now tops eliminations in War XVI at five!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger is taken down by a Snapmare from Sidney J. Warwick. Warwick then applies a Figure Four Leglock. Is this really the time for a hold like this?

Freddy Whoa: Holmes begins stomping on the Epitome of Hardcore even as SJW cranks on the Figure Four.

Zach Davis: ETHAN KING IS BACK IN THE RING! King spins Holmes around... SHATTER THE CLOUDS!

Freddy Whoa: King drops down and pins Andre Holmes!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! HOLMES KICKS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: Each of these men are so close to One they can feel it!

Zach Davis: King lifts Holmes up and goes to irish whip him but Holmes reverses it, sending King into the ropes instead. Holmes executes a Tiltawhirl Backbreaker as King comes back. King stumbles up and Holmes runs at him, hitting the Yakuza Kick.

Freddy Whoa: Holmes goes to the top.. DEADLINE TRAP!

Zach Davis: NO! King gets the knees up! Holmes crashes into them and gets to his feet, holding his stomach, as King gets up too.

Freddy Whoa: T I M E S K I P! Corkscrew Punch to Andre's heart, and then he's able to hit a fatal overhand right to Holmes!

Zach Davis: He knows exactly how tough Andre Holmes is, he's not stopping there. He goes to the top rope now... Can Ethan King pull this off?

Freddy Whoa: THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD! HE HITS THE DOUBLE MOONSAULT! INTO THE PIN!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: THREE!

Freddy Whoa: Ethan King, exhausted, having gone through hell, he just eliminated the man that forced him into that number one spot.

Zach Davis: Well, it isn't exactly Andre Holmes' fault, and even so - amazing showing by Holmes too. Everyone at this stage is at an elite level, or extremely lucky in one person's case.

Freddy Whoa: SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP TO KING BY SJW!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, King escapes it. Both men are up..

Freddy Whoa: SHATTER THE CLOUDS TO SIDNEY!

Zach Davis: Gravedigger spins King around and hits a South of the Border! Gravedigger jumps onto SJW and pins him! He's going for that record!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: Kickout! Gravedigger quickly pins King next.

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: No, King escapes too. Gravedigger kicks him out of the ring before focusing on Sidney J. Warwick, who is stumbling up slowly to his feet....

Freddy Whoa: Grave Marker to SJW - NO!, SJW ducks it, grabs Gravedigger by the arm and pulls him in. Swinging Neckbreaker!

Zach Davis: Sidney J. Warwick, the Omega Champion, has WCF legend Gravedigger down on the mat. He stomps him several times before lifting him to his feet... BOOM!, Jumping Knee Strike to the back of Gravedigger's head!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger collapses and Sidney quickly pins him!

Zach Davis: One.. Two..

Freddy Whoa: No, Gravedigger kicks out. Ethan King is back in the ring and he grabs SJW now!, spinning him around -

Zach Davis: ANOTHER SHATTER THE CLOUDS!

Freddy Whoa: NO!, SJW has this one scouted and ducks it. Sidney grabs Ethan from behind...

Zach Davis: PRIVILEGE CHECK! SJW HITS IT!

Freddy Whoa: Warwick pins King, hooking the leg!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO! KING KICKS OUT!

Freddy Whoa: WWHHAATT?!?!

Zach Davis: Sidney mouths "oh come on" as he gets to his feet. He's immediately flattened by a Grave Marker from Gravedigger, who then lifts King up.

Freddy Whoa: BANGER BUSTER! Gravedigger crushes King's head to the mat with the Michinoku Driver before throwing himself onto him, making the pin.

Zach Davis: ONE.

Freddy Whoa: TWO.

Zach Davis: THREE.

Freddy Whoa: GRAVEDIGGER GETS HIS SEVENTH ELIMINATION!

Zach Davis: He now ties Odin with ALL TIME War eliminations in one match!

Freddy Whoa: And if he wins this match... not only will he head to One and become only the second two time War winner, he'll break the record.

Zach Davis: And all he has to do is go through one more man.

Freddy Whoa: That one more man just rolled out of the ring instead of fighting. He's circling the ring, staring at Gravedigger, trying to come up with a gameplan.

Zach Davis: I don't know that anyone has ever gotten this close to winning War so soon after debuting as Sidney J. Warwick has. Many men passed him off as a joke - that was, until he won the Alpha Championship. And until he was the only man in 2017 to pin John Rabid. And until he won the Omega Championship.

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger taunts Sidney, telling him to get back in the ring. SJW gets back onto the apron and Gravedigger rushes him, allowing SJW to grab his head and jump down, bouncing Gravedigger's jaw off the ropes. SJW rolls back in now and takes him to the mat with a Chop Block.

Zach Davis: SJW kicks away at Gravedigger's legs before reapplying the Figure Four!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger escaped last time but can he escape again?

Zach Davis: Indeed, Gravedigger is able to turn over and reverse the pressure. Sidney yells out in pain himself before quickly letting the hold go.

Freddy Whoa: Both men are up again.. but Sidney is quicker. He hits the ropes, ducks a Grave Marker attempt as he runs towards Gravedigger, then bounces back and hits another Chop Block, taking the former War winner down again.

Zach Davis: Sidney stomps Gravedigger several times but Gravedigger won't stay down. Once he's near a vertical base Sidney pulls him in and executes a Gordbuster!, taking him right back down.

Freddy Whoa: But still!, Gravedigger won't be denied. He begins getting back up again!

Zach Davis: Sidney runs at him and hits another Jumping Knee Strike!, this time right to his face! Gravedigger shakes it off and rushes SJW with a Grave Marker again!

Freddy Whoa: AGAIN, Sidney counters by sidestepping it and then pulling Gravedigger in for a Swinging Neckbreaker! Sidney quickly pins Gravedigger.

Zach Davis: One, two, kickout. He knew he wasn't going to get the win there but like we talked about in the beginning - he made Gravedigger use the energy.

Freddy Whoa: SJW pulls Gravedigger to his feet yet again and pushes him into the corner. SJW runs at him and Clotheslines him before lifting him up onto it.

Zach Davis: SJW doesn't normally go high risk, but he knows he has to pull out all the stops here. He climbs up with him....

Freddy Whoa: TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER! HE HITS IT! OH MY GOD! Another pin!

Zach Davis: ONE!

Freddy Whoa: TWO!

Zach Davis: NO!, Gravedigger kicked out! How!?

Freddy Whoa: This time, SJW is frustrated. He pulls Gravedigger in and lifts him for the Dominator.

Zach Davis: NO!, Gravedigger shoves him away. Sidney runs at him to regain his momentum but Gravedigger lifts him up and hits an Embalmer!

Freddy Whoa: Gravedigger is feeling it, this is his chance. He waits for Sidney to get to a vertical base.. SJW turns..

Zach Davis: GRAVEMARKER! He hits it this time!

Freddy Whoa: One more move, Gravedigger hoists SJW up for the Death Driver!

Zach Davis: NO!, SJW shifts his weight and lands behind GD. GD turns and SJW thumbs him in the throat before pulling him in again for the Dominator.

Freddy Whoa: WHITE KNIGHT! HE HITS IT!

Zach Davis: SJW PINS GRAVEDIGGER, HOOKING THE LEG!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: NO! NO! GRAVEDIGGER KICKS OUT!

Zach Davis: Sidney J. Warwick is again livid but he knows what he has to do. He gets back to his feet and waits for Gravedigger to stand...

Freddy Whoa: PRIVILEGE CHECK! THERE IT IS!

Zach Davis: SJW PINS GRAVEDIGGER ONE MORE TIME!

Freddy Whoa: ONE!

Zach Davis: TWO!

Freddy Whoa: GRAVEDIGGER KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!

Zach Davis: THE CROWD CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Freddy Whoa: That has to be a first, Zach!

Zach Davis: SJW really doesn't know what to do now. He lifts Gravedigger up and grabs him again... ONE MORE PRIVILEGE CHECK!

Freddy Whoa: NO! Gravedigger shoves him away. Sidney hits the ropes and Gravedigger runs at him.

Zach Davis: Gravedigger hits it! GRAVE MARKER!

Freddy Whoa: He's got him! Up on his shoulder... DEATH DRIVER!! THIS COULD BE IT!

Zach Davis: But no. Sidney is able to shift his weight, once more, and avoid the Death Driver. He lands behind Gravedigger and runs at him, hitting another Jumping Knee to the back of Gravedigger's head. Gravedigger is sent into the ropes, stumbles backwards... Sidney hits ANOTHER Jumping Knee..

Freddy Whoa: After two knees to the back of the head Sidney J. Warwick drops Gravedigger with another Privilege Check!

Zach Davis: Here's the pin.

Freddy Whoa: One.

Zach Davis: Two.

Freddy Whoa: Three.

Zach Davis: I can't believe it.... Sidney J. Warwick, the Omega Champion, has just won War.

Freddy Whoa: We have our One main event. John Rabid, the journeyman wrestler who FINALLY won the big one here tonight, faces Sidney J. Warwick, this young upstart who.. somehow.. won this match.

Zach Davis: What a showing from all involved. This will have to go down as one of the greatest Wars ever! And we're not even ending it with a crazy stable reformation, we got that out of the way early!

Freddy Whoa: War fades out with the Omega Champion's celebration. What will Slam bring us?

Zach Davis: Goodnight.

Table of Contents

Slam Intro

No Disqualification Match: Seth Lerch vs Torture

Jonny Fly vs Corey Black

World Title Match: Teo del Sol vs John Rabid vs Stephen Singh

War Match

Of The Week

Wrestler:
John Rabid
Match:
War Match
Roleplay:

 

Champions

World:
Steven Singh
Omega:
Sidney J. Warwick
Television:
John Rabid
Hardcore:
Ethan King
People's:
Gravedigger
Internet:
William
Alpha:
Luke Force
Tag Team:
Mushroom Mandingo